ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 18th August 2021

Episode Date: August 18, 2021

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The ZM Podcast Network. Hi everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint Podcast. Day one of New Zealand's lockdown. We have a total of seven COVID-19 cases. Six days to go. Six days? Officially six days, but could get longer. Could be longer. Brie told us she stocked up on takeaways last night.

Last minute takeaway hoard. How much takeaways have you got left? Do you have enough takeaways for tonight's dinner? Easily. Had it for lunch today. We'll have it tonight and probably have it lunch tomorrow. What did you get out of interest? Indian pizza and...

How much pizza? Just two pizzas how much indian just one butter chicken just one butter chicken yeah and a naan delivered and a naan yeah really yeah okay i thought you'd get a couple of curries if you're gonna get it delivered well we were going to but then our favorite place wasn't delivering and we hadn't ordered from this place before, so we didn't want to risk it. Okay, Pizza Indian, what else? And ramen. Yum. Oh, yum. Ramen station.

Ramen station. Yeah, you had to go pick it up, though. Did you? Yeah. Good timing. That ramen station is directly below the COVID-19 testing station. Oh, yeah. And I had to go there.

What you're going to say is it's one of the locations. And I was going to be like, what? But there's literally directly above it, a thousand COVID tests an hour going on at the moment. It's bumper to bumper traffic for like two Ks around it because it's the other way from my house. So I had to go there to get my prescription today. For Viagra and other things.

Yeah. And constipation medication. I'm just getting them before you guys do. Aracatane. Yeah. No. What's the one for your hair?

Ah, Rogaine. Rogaine. Rogaine pills. Did you get some Irish moss? Nah. I never have but it always looks good. How good are those

the black currant jubes? Yeah. They hit different yeah why do all chemists stock clothes they don't do anything I know the thing

you're talking about there's the yellow one they're not medicinal they're not medicinal are they no just fun yeah I know but they're like

when you're sick and dad's like I'm pretty sure it's vitamin something is it yeah yeah blackcurrant's just meant to be

in some it seems like a Ponzi scheme to me I love anything blackcurrant no but it's like it's like one of those things like Yeah, blackcurrant's just meant to be on some- Seems like a Ponzi scheme to me. I love anything blackcurrant. No, but it's like one of those things- Ribena? That's blackcurrant. Right.

Ribena? Good for you. Ribena's blackcurrant? Definitely not. What else do people think is good for them? Just any kind of juice? Oh, yeah, orange juice. Orange juice is the worst thing for you.

It's so bad for you. It's just as bad as soft drink, really. Yeah, yeah. Oh, it's just chocolate bar plus sugar. And people go, no, it's natural. No, it's good. It's good sugar. It's natural sugar.

It's still sugar. Oh, speaking of which, we had Hokey Pokey milk. Have you guys drunk your Hokey Pokey milks yet? No. I gave mine all away. Did you? Yeah. Oh, I'll bring you one tomorrow.

Do you like Hokey Pokey? I like Hokey Pokey. I really want to try it. I wouldn't say it's my favorite ice cream. Did you? Yeah. I'll bring you one tomorrow. Do you like Hokey Pokey? I like Hokey Pokey. I really want to try it. I wouldn't say it's my favourite ice cream. Do you like milk? Well, I am lactose intolerant. I might not waste one of these on you, to be honest. Yeah, probably don't. Probably don't.

Okay, yep. I'll spike yours. I'm going to put something in it. Vodka. Nah, vodka wouldn't work. Have they done a cookies and cream milk? Oh, don't know. I feel like I just had a brilliant idea. They'll do that next.

And if they do, I will sue them for it. New Zealanders, this is the milk company that does all the milk. If they take my idea, I'm going to make it first. How are you going to do it? They haven't done that before. They haven't done it. Are you just going to mash up some cookies and cream and shake it on some milk? Yes.

Probably work, to be honest. I like that typing noise. I'll do it on the show tomorrow. Lewis Creamery Cookies. Has anywhere done it? Somewhere in America would have done it. Surely. They've done cookies and cream everything.

Yeah. Yum. Cookies and cream milk. Should we... Oh, yeah. Someone looks like... Oh, no. Well, thank you.

We could do this as a challenge for tomorrow. Everybody has to invent a flavoured milk using something that is already in your house. Should I go on cookies and cream milk? Do you have cookies and cream biscuits at home? Mate, I've got so many biscuits at home Okay, you experiment with a cookies and cream recipe Oh no

And we'll have a tasting session tomorrow I don't have food at home though I'm going to have eggs on toast Do you have milk? I don't even have milk Why would I have milk? Steal some milk from here Yeah, you can use the milk from here

We should all steal some milk from here actually Because no one yeah, you can use the milk from here. We should all steal some milk from here actually because no one is here to drink it. Yeah, it's gonna go off. And if we don't, those cows died for nothing. Oh my god, remember yesterday when we said if we went into lockdown, we just got a barista? Yeah. Oh, they just put a barista in. Okay, everybody

steal some almond milk. Not milk! Not milk! Oh, I'm gonna take heaps of that milk. Okay, are we actually gonna do this tomorrow that we all get milk? She'll have all the to take Heaps of nut milk Okay wait Are we actually Into this tomorrow That we all invent milk She'll have all the good milk Are we taking this seriously Or are we like Yeah I reckon invent a milk

You guys keen to invent a milk Yeah If I remember I've got limited stuff I'll remind you I'll remind everyone in the morning Huh I'm going to make mine

In the thermomix I'm going to do a chilli milk Can I make mine here I don't know Well you can Chilli flakes and milk You have to drink it too You have to drink it too. You have to drink it too.

No, you didn't include it. You know that that's a common Mexican drink. Yeah, I know. I'm making fish milk then. I didn't say chili chocolate milk. I said chili milk. I'm going to make prawn milk. Okay, well, that would literally kill Ben Anastasia.

That's pretty mean Yeah good one Bad room read Bad room read Alright Shall we rip into it Oh blueberry milk Oh that's on

Aren't blueberries acidic Aren't they Aren't they? No, it's the same as strawberry. I reckon they're one of those things. The flavour tastes better than the actual fruit. A blueberry acidic? No.

Remember when we did Ribena milk? Yeah, that wasn't good. Bring it back. No, but Anastasia fucked up on that one because she got carbonated. She got carbonated Ribena. So it was never going to be any good. Actually, Anastasia's out of the milk comp. Wait.

I'm scared of what she'll make. Wait a minute. Have we done this where we've poured stuff in? What was that? Guys, I actually really wanted to make a fun milk. We did it. We did it because that... The business combined Coke with milk.

I was going to make a coconut. No, it wasn't Coke and milk. Yeah. Was it Coke and milk? And they called it a camel. Was it? Didn't they call it a camel? Yeah, something like that. Like Coke and milk. Oh, Was it Coke and milk? And they called it a camel. Was it? Didn't they call it a camel? Yeah, something like that.

Like Coke and milk. Oh, yeah, we did that. And Coke and milk's actually yum. Yeah. Everyone was like, bleh, yuck, and then we drank it. It was actually yum. I got all the ones that curdled. Yeah, you got Sprite.

You've got to be careful for that tonight, guys. Oh, and the Powerade. Oh, Powerade. I'm going to make mine in a blender. Yeah, that's the idea. Yeah, cool. It's called a milkshake. Yeah. Milkshake. Sorry, I didn't know I was in that. All right, well, we're going to make mine in a blender. Yeah, that's the idea. Yeah, cool. It's called a milkshake. Milkshake.

Sorry, I didn't know I said that. All right, well, we're going to go. If we don't remember to do this tomorrow, just pretend this conversation never happened, okay? Smart. We'll take it out. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3 p.m., give or take a minute.

Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Sheesh, hey, here we are. Hello guys, I'm just purchasing some gaming headphones online. Oh yeah? I'm starting my Fortnite career.

It's this new game people are getting into. I thought you just wanted to clear our audio on our Zoom meetings. Well that too. I mean it doubles. It's got the microphone and I can also play McDonald's or KFC drive-thru. Yeah. Oh that's good too. Which will be great. Everyone loves a Harry Hardout on a Zoom meeting that's got a headset going on

eh? It's good for background noise. No one likes that person. No one likes a Zoom meeting and yet here we are. I hope everybody's Zoom was still working. It's been for background noise. No one likes that person. No one likes a Zoom meeting, and yet here we are. I hope everybody's Zoom was still working. It's been so long that when we Zoomed today, I needed to update the software. Oh, did you? Yeah.

I must have been on it more recently than you. Yeah, you've been doing. Probably my gaming community. Yeah, don't you have that nude Zooming community as well? Yeah, we're gamers that game nude. On Zoom. On Zoom. Yeah, yeah. Twitch won't have

you. Yeah, nah, stuff Twitch. We're making our own platform. Today on the show we will keep you up to date with any changes in information. Of course the press conference happened at 1 o'clock. We're at 7 cases. I found this really interesting. In that press conference, I don't know if you watched the whole thing, the Prime Minister and

Dr Ashley Bloomfield said they are anticipating between 50 and 120 cases. Which I mean, that's not too bad. It's controllable. The last outbreak we had, proper outbreak, we peaked at around 100 cases, I think. Right.

And what are they saying? Around 100? Around 50 to 120. And we got rid of it last time. So around the same. But that only applies if people stay at home. Yeah. Like New South Wales today had over 600 cases and 100 of the cases are active in the community. So they've got it and people aren't staying home.

So that's the difference. Well, this is the thing. It's like the riots and stuff. Not the riots. The protests. The protests. Yeah. Where people just, you know, were out on the streets.

And that's where this is stemmed from. Yeah. And then look at what's happening now. Exactly right. So we've got one chance to sort it out. And we're going to sort it out. So it's going to be good. We're still going to give away free money at 5 o'clock with Free Guy.

We're still going to do all the normal things like birthday banger. And we're still going to do the show, Tradie vs. Lady game to start the show. Yeah. So if you want 50 KFC chicken dollars, call us now, 0800DIALZM, and we'll hook you up. Are you a tradie from home or a lady from home today? We'll take anyone. That's what we need.

Whoever you are, call now if you want to win. Shall we start the show with the new Lorde song? Yeah, let's do it. This dropped overnight. Cool music video too. She's blonde. This song is called Mood Ring. I quite like it.

Good time to drop a new song too. Called Mood Ring. A lot of people at home. I am. A lot of time to listen to new music. Good from you, Lord. Brian Clint, give us a call if you want to play Tradie vs Lady. We'll be back after this.

ZM. Brian Clint. and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. Well, we're in lockdown, but the phones are hot, hot, hot. With everyone wanting to get in on this Tradie vs. Lady, the ladies sitting at 67 wins for the year. The Tradie, 64.

Let's meet our lady first. She's 23 from the mighty Waikato and she cracked her head three times. Whoa, what? Welcome to the show, Hannah. Hello, Hannah. Hi, how are you guys? Not too bad. How's the vibe in Hamilton? How are you feeling? Oh,

yeah, it's alright. I'm actually out of town, so it's not too bad. Okay, well, there you go. So you wouldn't know, to be honest? No, I don't know. Okay, you, there you go. So you wouldn't know, to be honest. Wouldn't know what it's like. No, I don't know. Okay, you'll be taking on our tradie today. He is 24. He's from Tamaki Makoto, Auckland, and his engine light has been on for five years. That is solid.

Welcome to the show, Jonathan. Those lights are just a suggestion, aren't they, Jonathan? Yeah, they are, really. When you've got two vehicles, one being a tradesman's vehicle, the other one doesn't really matter. Is it an expensive engine light? Is it like a BMW or something like that? No, no, it's a runner, mate.

It's a go-to-the-supermarket-and-back vehicle. Yeah, don't worry about that. I love that. One of my old cars, Jonathan, used to have the airbag light come on, and it concerned me quite a bit. That's a safety feature. I would be concerned. Yeah, well, the trick there is just don't crash.

I think that's the official advice. Easy to get around that one, yeah. Okay, guys. Hannah, your buzzer is lady. Jonathan, your buzzer is tradie. First to three points wins $50 thanks to KFC. Good luck. All right, here we go, guys.

Question number one. Who was the big purple dinosaur that had his own kid show? Trady. Yes, Jonathan. Barney. That is Barney and Friends. That is the big purple dinosaur. Nice work.

One point to the tradies. Question number two. It's KFC's 50th birthday today. Happy birthday, KFC. What does KFC stand for? Trady. Oh, Jonathan. It birthday, KFC. What does KFC stand for? Brady. Oh, Jonathan. It's inside chicken.

You're right there, Hannah, but Jonathan is on the pulse. He's ripping. To the tradies. Question number three. You need this one here, Hannah. Who had the hit single from Fifty Shades of Grey, Love Me Like You Do? Trady.

Jonathan for the clean sweep. It's not Taylor Swift, is it? No. Good guess. Good guess. That means, Hannah, you get a guess. I'll help you out. Love me like you do.

Love me like you do. Ellie Goulding Oh yeah you just got in there Just got in Well done Ellie Goulding One of the biggest songs of the year Because of that movie

Must have been my impression Yeah definitely Must have been that pitch perfect That you got it Okay 2-1 2 to the tradies 1 to the ladies Question number 4

The second season of Taskmaster New Zealand Is currently on Wednesday nights. So that's tonight. Who is the Taskmaster? Is it A? Brady. Oh, Jonathan. Don't even need the suggestions.

Who is it? Jeremy Wells. He's got it. Oh, he's the worst taskman. Absolutely killed it, Jonathan. Masterclass. Congrats, man. We've got $50 cash coming out to you.

Yeah, boy. Yeah, boy. So relaxed, too. Listen to him. Yeah, engine. Yeah, sounds good. Engine light's on, but no big deal. I'll win tradie versus lady.

No big deal. Bree and Clint. If you hadn't heard, we're in lockdown, so you should be at home right now. Unless you're an essential worker, you should be at home right now. If you're in the car and you've just heard now, where have you been? Where have you been, bitch?

Where have you been, bitch? So we can bring this game back. It's Quarantine Cluedo. A game which we suck at, but we enjoy playing anyway. We try and guess which room of the house you're in. It's kind of like playing hide and seek or Cluedo or a board game over radio airwaves. We can ask any question we want except what room are you in? And here to play Quarantine Cluedo first is Katie.

Hi, Katie. Happy lockdown. Hi there. Thanks. Hello, Katie. Or should we call you Professor Katie Clodhopper? I concur. Katie, my first question for you.

Are you in a flatting situation or a family home situation? Flatting situation. Okay, very good. Professor Katie Clodhopper, is the room you're currently in got carpet on the floor? Ooh, that tells me a lot. Could be wood floorboards. Oh, damn it.

Yeah, you should be more specific with your question. Well, I can't be too specific. That's the point of the game. You should have said, what's the floor like? I reckon she's in the loo. Nah, too extreme. Not enough echo. But I think you're close.

I think she's in the bathroom. Lock it in. Are you in the's in the bathroom. Lock it in. Are you in the toilet or the bathroom? No, I'm in the laundry. The other hard surface. Who the hell stays in the laundry?

Alright, Katie, you beat us. Let's go to Sarah. Hello, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hello. Or should we call you Miss Sarah Slippery Dip, you slippery sucker? You slippery, slippery sucker. Sarah, can I ask you a question? The room that you're currently in, would it be weird to eat food in there?

No. I eat food in nearly every room in my house. The toilet? Do you eat food in the toilet? Yeah, sometimes. Well, you're disgusting. I ate a nectarine on the toilet this morning, actually. That's gross.

Sarah Slippery Dip, my question for you. Is there heating in this room that you're in? Oh, good question. Yes. Could be. Damn it, there could be underfloor heating in the bathroom. Why did she pause, though? She was kind of like...

She was hesitant. Yes. She was hesitant. So I think it's a technically yes, there is heating. But they don't use it often. Yeah, and it wouldn't be weird to eat food in there. I'm going to say that she's in the dining room because it could be adjacent to the lounge where the

heating is, but technically there's heating in the dining room. I'm going to go dining room. I'm going to lock it in. I'm going to go back to back. I reckon she's in the laundry. Laundry? Yeah. It'd be weird to eat food in the laundry. Not really because our laundry's also in our butler's pantry.

Oh yeah, true. Ooh la la, butler's pantry. I know, it's the our butler's pantry. Oh, yeah, true. Ooh, la, la, butler's pantry. I know, it's the smallest butler's pantry you've ever seen. Sarah, are you in the butler's pantry? No. Where are you? I'm in the lounge. Ah!

Of course there's bloody heating in the lounge. There's the heating room. You didn't even try. Why did you hesitate? Sarah, you didn't even try in the game. You just stayed in the lounge. I guess that's why she's so slippery. Yeah, she is a slippery dip. Let's try one more. Bianca is here. Kia ora, Bianca.

Kia ora. You call me Bianca if you want. I know, I'm just trying to make it a bit fancy. Bianca or Colonel Bianca Buttcheeks. I love it. I love it. Colonel Bianca Buttcheeks, can I ask you a question about your current location? Do you ever find yourself nude

in this room that you're in? Yes. Yes, she does. Interesting. Colonel Bianca butt cheeks. How many windows does the room have that you're in? It has two. It's a bathroom. Nah, bathrooms

don't have two windows. Oh yeah, maybe only one. Surely, only one wall in a bathroom that has a window. Kitchen. Bedroom. It's a bedroom. It's a bedroom. It's a bedroom. It's a corner bedroom. She's in the bedroom. Come on, we've got to get one. She's in the bloody bedroom and she's naked. Bianca Buttcheeks, are you in the bedroom? Bianca Buttcheeks is actually in the shower.

Oh! I knew she was in the bathroom. Right! I knew she was in the bathroom. Right. I'm literally standing in the shower for you guys. Of course. And you're naked. No, I'm not naked, but you know. Buttcheeks, you are always naked.

Well, no points today in quarantine, Pluto. The good thing is we have a minimum of seven days to go in this game. That was a dismal start. Only way up. Only way is up. The only way is up. Bree and Clint. Something that I want to talk about real quick.

The first thing I thought about actually when I heard we were going back into lockdown is people who I know who live alone, people who struggle being alone and where you struggle with anxiety and mental health because this is something that can really throw you into a spin. Totally. And it's important that we talk about these things because I feel like as much as obviously COVID is a pandemic, I feel like mental health really needs to be focused on in these times as well. Mental health is an epidemic. Massive. It's huge. And I saw this interesting article and it's from this guy who

is a mental health professional and a coach and he posted this video online where he was talking about four signs you can look out for within yourself to check that your mental health is okay. Okay, good. His name's

Zachary Deronowski. You can find him on TikTok and Instagram, and he's got a lot of followers, like 2.4 million followers. Anyway, he posted a video of these four signs, and it's since gone viral. The first sign was seeming more irritated or reckless than usual, which feels very out of character for you. Yeah, right.

So I guess it's like you get into that headspace where you're just like, I just don't care and you just do whatever. Oh, screw it. I'll just do this thing which you know isn't good for you, but you'll just do it anyway. So if you're feeling like that, that's a sign that you could, yeah, it could be a warning sign. Okay, good thing to watch out for.

The second sign was that you had recently gone uncharacteristically quiet or withdrawn from others. So if you're usually someone who like is a social butterfly and connects with people, but you've just found yourself not wanting to really connect with others as much, it's usually where you're like, you know. That's a good one to watch out for in your friends too. It is a really good one.

Because that's one you can pick up on in others. Especially during lockdown. It's very easy to send or pick up the phone. Just pick up the phone or FaceTime. If someone doesn't have a good reason for not attending Zoom beers this Friday, then just give them a little shiggy DM on the side. Just pick up the phone and FaceTime someone because I feel like even when you can see someone's face,

it's so much better because you have that human contact, so to speak, where it's not just through a keyboard. He also said a warning sign that you should look out for is if you've been through something really big in the past, like however many months. So that could be like a loss, a breakup, losing a job, moving towns or even going into a lockdown. Oh, right. It's quite a big thing. Yeah. ISO. Yeah going into a lockdown. Oh, right. It's quite a big thing. Yeah.

ISO. Yeah. Having a baby. Something like that where it's like, you know, a big life moment that kind of, you know, can rock you a little bit. And the fourth thing that he said you can look out for is you're always helping others but appear distant. Right.

What do I mean by that? I think when I think about that, I can think of a few friends who are always there for you, always asking how you are, always doing stuff for you. But then you're like, I wonder how they are. They never seem to talk about themselves. Oh, I see what you mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like tell me stuff about what's going on with them. They're almost avoiding the conversation by over helping. Yeah. So they're just good warning by over-helping. Yeah. So they're just good warning signs to look out for. Totally. And remember, if you know that you are going through something and you need some help, you can always text or call 1737. Anytime.

Absolutely anytime. 24-7, they're available. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the show, a goddamn world champion, Ruby Toohey. Don't forget to put in gold medalists. Well, yeah, that's what I kind of meant by the world champion, Ruby Toohey. Don't forget to put in gold medalist. Well, yeah, that's what I kind of meant by the world champion, but I guess it's both, right? It's both.

It's gold medalist. You can be world champion without being gold medalist. And you're both, Ruby. And we said we would talk to you straight after you won the gold medal. And here you are. Oh, I appreciate you guys so much. And Clint, to your defense, we won the Sevens World Cup in 2018. Yeah, yeah.

So the word comes to our side. Yeah, you got both. You got both. You got bases covered. I mean, there's one that happened more recently, you know, so. First question, Ruby Toohey, where is your gold medal right now? Well, I've actually created some sort of fort in the land of Danny where Netflix chilling haven't really moved much, and it's sitting right

there next to the bed. Like, it's always within arm's reach. Yeah, I was going to say. I was going to think it would always be around your neck, to be honest, because I feel like you maybe don't take it off for a good 12 months. Okay, when I come and see you guys, I'm trying to sound as humble as I can, but

in a complaining kind of way, it's so heavy, that low-key after our 40 minutes. Oh, listen to you. Listen to you. The rugby union star says it's too heavy. Heavy as the crown. Heavy as the head that wears the crown. I've got to bring it in to you guys, and you guys can be, you know,

the actual judge if I'm being a little bit dramatic, but you get a little bit of, like, neck pain and chafing. Wait, are you saying you want us to try on your gold medal? I mean, you know. Oh, 100%. Yes. I think all that weight you're feeling is, you know, the country on your shoulders.

Yeah, that's the weight of expectation. Yeah, and you just delivering on that. Yeah, no, to be honest, like, we had no crowds at the Olympics, and it was a weird concept, but you could just feel everybody's love so, so, so much. And, like, first, you know, like, everything's grown so much. Everybody was just, like, sending a whole heap of love in so many ways. Everybody was loving and supporting the haka.

And also, guys, the good thing about the gold medal is it's like a white pair of sneakers sneakers like it goes with any outfit. Let's talk about crowds for a second. I'm glad you brought that up because you would have seen over the weekend the All Blacks, yes, the bloody All Blacks, couldn't sell out Eden Park. It was half full. I think the time is right to strike. And how soon do you think we can get a Black Ferns game

at Eden Park with you guys not as the opening act, not as the warm up game as the main event because I think the Black Ferns brand right now is so powerful you guys are ready to sell out some home stadiums Yeah totally I think you know we've done a lot of work

in the women's game and just people are just, like I'm getting people saying my favourite part of the Olympics was the women's sevens final like that. It's just such special, it's so special to hear and someone who's been around

the last 10 years, the growth has just been so special. I've expressed all this to you guys before. So it's just, it's so, so, like it just means so, so much. To be honest, I love the boys too. Like I love all that and that as well. Of course.

Yeah, it's just the growth that's happened in the last 10 just makes me nearly faint at the growth that could be over the next 10 years. And we had this amazing event when we landed in, when we landed low, like MIQs in a different country. When we got out of MIQs, there was a whole crowd of people at the Christchurch airport waiting for us before we fly out.

And, bro, all of them, well, not all of them, sorry, but most of the kids there were young girls who wanted to see the Seawolves players, you know? And it was just, I've never had that before. I couldn't even walk, bro. Pretty amazing. Ruby, you never had that growing up. You never had that kind of, you know, role model

or you never really watched women play rugby on a big stage like that. So you just kind of had to do your own thing. And then now that young girls can see you guys, you're winning gold medals at the bloody Olympic Games, it obviously inspires that next generation, which is so exciting for this country. Because, I mean, how good are you now and how much better is it going to be when all these other young girls jump on the rugby bandwagon?

Oh, I know. I kind of feel sorry for the Knicks lot because they're going to have so much more competition to make. Speaking of big things, Ruby, speaking of big things, let's talk you being the poster girl and the face of the BBC. How's that all sinking in? Yeah, Bree, thanks for all your tips on how to go viral. They really worked well for me.

Yeah, you're welcome, mate. You're welcome. You can pay that fee later. What is it? BBC, better be clear with your questions. Like, she had no mask on, so I thought, we're not allowed to go anywhere near anyone with no mask on.

I thought we were just kind of, it wasn't her, we were mucking around. And then, so I was just, you know, just being Ruby. And then it bloody,

she started asking the actual question. It was a real life interview. I was like, oh, sorry. You know, that's just how we are. And now Snoop Dogg's watching your games.

Oh, how good. I lost it in there your games. Oh, how good. I lost it in that. That was so, so good. Our team's got a bit of a thing with Snoop Dogg, and the way he just respected the haka, though. He didn't have to do that. It was so special, like just to pop off the absolute high.

It was so cool. One last thing, Ruby, while we've got you, I know that you're out of MIQ. You want to go do your thing. If there's one piece of advice you could give to anyone listening right now that wants to win a gold medal, what would it be? It would probably be if you follow your dreams, you're the most courageous person ever and it's one

of the most underrated things that should be celebrated and also if you have a difficult day or these dad is always haters chances are you're probably doing the right thing because to be different you've got to do it different which is a scary thing but absolutely the most rewarding as well love that mate really really love that but and then add on to that but don't win a gold medal because it's too heavy and it hurts your back hey yeah i know hey we'll get you a wheelbarrow so you can carry it just just a quick bit of real talk before you go from me i just want to say thanks for everything that you've done

as a girl dad i want to say thank you and I don't know if you remember, but when my daughter Tui was first born, you bought her in a Black Ferns t-shirt and now she's got these role models on TV. And when she grows up, I can say to her, Tui, hey, this girl, Ruby Tui, world champion gold medalist, bought you this t-shirt. She can do that and now you can do anything as well. And that's what you girls have done for a whole new generation. So congratulations and thank you very much to you and the whole Black Ferns team. Oh wow, Clint, that's actually super special and I'll never forget that

because I've watched you guys for a bit and you always remember the people that stick out for women's rugby or they give it the time of day and you guys always did. So yeah, thank you so much, Clint and I'm so proud that you're a dad of a young girl who's going to do amazing things. There we go.

Two girls. I got both wings covered. Oh, far out. Oh, wingers are the ones. Don't be a middle. They get no glory. There we go. Wingers are definitely the ones to beat.

She's out of MIQ. She's got a gold medal and she's on the loose. That's Ruby Toohey from the Black Fern Sevens. See you, Ruth Bree and Clint Story doing the rounds At the moment About this note

A stranger Handed to a woman Who was on a date Yeah, I've seen this I've never heard of it Happening in real life And I think It's something pretty extreme

Yeah, true Us ladies We pass secret notes All the time Right, true I just passed a secret note to produce Anastasia. You didn't even see it. Oh, what did it say?

Did you get it? No, it wouldn't be a secret. Anastasia, what did the note say? Come on. It's a girl. I'm one of the girls. I'm one of the girls. Nah.

It was a scent related message. Last time I saw Ben on a date, I passed him a note and it just said, nice. So, you know, just supporting. None of that is true. Well, I'm out here on my own then. If they're in the girls club and you're not going to join me in the boys club, then literally just here on my own. No, you're not one of

the boys club clan. Gotta be undiffed you out of the lurch. Big time. Anyway, back to the story. I'll sit this time. Anyway, back to the story. I'll sit this one out actually. Back to the story. So a woman who was on the date said she was having these conversations and she could hear what was going on at the table next to her with this girl who was on a date.

And she said, you know, she heard heaps of red flags from the guy that she was dating and she thought, no, I'm going to put in my two cents. So she wrote a note on the back of the receipt and it said, too many red flags, run, be safe, girl. And handed it to her when the guy went to the bathroom. So what did she deem to be red flags? Because she's obviously eavesdropping on the date.

That is always a fun thing to do. And what did she think stood out as a red flag? I mean, there's a few things that I haven't looked at in the article. You read the article, didn't you? Yeah. Did you remember? I kind of left it to you. No, I do know what they were.

He was a fan of DaBaby was one of the red flags. He was a vocal fan of DaBaby. Post-homophobic rant. Wait, so this was after? Yes. Oh, okay. And he was also vocal about supporting this particular YouTuber whose main dating style is negging women

and stripping them down, kind of gaslighting them in a way. And he was saying how he's a fan of that. Just things like that that made her go, this guy is on one. She needs to get out of there. Yeah, pretty big red flags if you ask me. I mean, pretty good reasons, but the girl stayed. She didn't go.

She said, because it's the girl who's published the note on Reddit, she said that it made her want to stay more so she could debate the guy. So she obviously likes a good argument. As a sport. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was like, I didn't. No, no, no, no, no. This guy's setting himself up.

I'm looking for the smackdown. Don't want to date this guy ever, but I'm here for the argument side of things. But interesting that the stranger felt the need to step in and have her two cents on the date. I feel like... It's a bold move. I probably wouldn't do that unless I thought it was dangerous. Like that's when I'd probably step in.

You want to really know that it's a first date too because otherwise she might turn around and go, that's my husband. Yeah, true. You don't know. Or that's my brother. That's my brother who loves DaBaby. You usually could tell if it's a first date or if it's a dinner with someone's brother.

Hopefully it's a difference. I reckon we should ask people this afternoon on 0800DIALSATM, what were the red flags? Was it because they liked DaBaby after the rant that he had? Or was it, you know, something real random? Yeah. The thing that tipped you off that maybe this person wasn't for you or maybe this person wasn't for anybody, you know?

Like you're like, oh, nah, steer clear of this one. Did they wear cargo pants? I mean, that's not a red flag for me. I love a cargo pants. I was going to say cargo pants, very useful short. Cargo pants. But for some that's not a red flag for me. I love a cargo pants. I was going to say cargo pants, very useful short. I love cargo pants, but for some people, might be a red flag. OIAdraDiles.com, you can share your red flags with us. You can also text them in to 9696.

Bree and Clint. Okay, let's boost some morals around the country. Let's lift the wairua of the nation. As we sit here in day one of lockdown, could be three days, could be seven days, could be 10 days. We don't know at this stage. We're just going to take it day by day. And we have asked for you to select a song

that will pick up the mood of the nation. A lot of good suggestions coming through on the text machine, but we need an impartial judge. And this afternoon, that's going to be you, Nick. Hi, Nick. Hi. Now, you're 11 years old. Do you feel like you have the musical credibility to be able to select the song that will boost the mood of the nation today? Yep. Absolutely. I agree with you. Do you play an instrument, Nick? Yeah, I sometimes

play piano. Yeah, perfect. Perfect. So you got the classical prowess, we don't. If you can play the piano, you can play anything. Here we go. Is our morale boosting request today going to be Mr. Saxo Beats? I love this song. Does it pick your mood up? Yeah, absolutely. Is it going to be, or this is topical, Harry Styles?

And treat people with kindness. Still in the playlist at the moment. Is it? Yeah, I heard it the other day. Yeah, right, okay. Good option. Is it going to be, this comes in most times we do this feature. Nick, can I ask, is Wagon Wheel big with the 11-year-old community?

No. No, I didn't think so. Have you ever heard that song before, Nick? Yes, I have heard it before. Okay, well, that's a start, Nick. That's a start. I think they're playing something with the guitar. Yeah, okay.

All right, Two more options. Poirier. Always a strong contender. Has won before. Always gets suggested. Yeah. And can win again. Or is it going to be the most requested morale boosting request of all time?

The Body Rockers. I like the way you move. Shout out to whoever you are on the text machine. You didn't let us down. You always text through every single time suggesting this. I don't know if we've played it. Have we played it? I'm not 100% sure if it's been played in full. I can't remember.

Nick, do you have a vote straight away off that? Do you have a song you think it should be today? The Body Rockers. The Body Rockers. You like The Body Rockers? Wait a minute, Nick. It's not you, 11-year-old Nick, that has texted in, played The Body Rockers every time we've done this, is it?

No, it's not me. Okay, good. Just checking because I was going to say well played, sir. Well played. Because that would make you completely not impartial, wouldn't it? You'd be partial. Okay, you like the Body Rockers. Bree, what do you like?

I don't know. I need to hear your vote first. I like Poirier or the Body Rockers for today. That's where my vibes are at. I'll go with you, Nick. I'll go the Body Rockers with you. Yeah. Are you sure it's not you, Nick?

You're an a frame. Wait, so, wait, is it you that's on the phone now or is it you that texts Body Rockers in every time? It's me, but on my phone. Oh, that makes more sense. But you don't text in every time? No. Are you sure?

This is my first time calling. I don't know if I believe him. There's so many things I like about you. Bree and Clint. All right, everyone, it's been a while since we've been here, but you know the drill. Lockdown. Everyone works from home.

Unless you're an essential worker like us. But everybody else. You work from home, damn it, and you work hard. And to test that, we're going to bring back our old game of working from home. The first person on the list is our social media manager who works at ZM, Megan. Megan Thee Stallion. Let's give her a call and see.

Hello? Hey, is that Megan? Speaking. Question, it's Bree, obviously, from work. Hello, how are you? Yeah, not too bad. Whereabouts are you? At home, obviously. Hello, how are you? Yeah, not too bad. Whereabouts are you? At home, obviously.

Oh, what are you doing there? Working. Right, I was just checking you were working from home. Keep up the good working from home. Wait, where is she working? Wait, whereabouts are you working? My bedroom. No, we don't have a sting for that.

Technically, your bedroom is where? Where's your bedroom? At home. Right. It's good because she's legally not allowed to say anywhere other than home. She has to say it. So just one more time, just for legal reasons, whereabouts are you working from? At home.

Yeah, we know. We heard you the first time. No, we heard you. All right, cool. We've got other people to call. See you later. Bye. Ciao.

All right, who's up next? I reckon we try our big boss, Mike. Yeah, because, I mean, if we're working. He should be working. He should be working. Right. From home. Absolutely from home.

He's not here. I checked his office. He home. Absolutely from home. He's not here. I checked his office. He's not there. No, he's not here. Hello? Hey, is that Mike? Clint, how are you? Yeah, Bree's here too.

G'day, Mike. How are you going? G'day, guys. Yeah. Look, we just wanted to check in on you. What are you doing at the moment? I'm working, actually. Oh, right.

Whereabouts? You're not here. No, no. I'm sitting at my kitchen table. Where's your kitchen located? It's located in my house in Auckland. So you're working from? Home.

Man, you walked right into that one. Right. We didn't even have to try. Yeah, we barely did any fishing. Yeah. Because I've been on this segment before and I knew what was coming. Yeah.

Oh, did you just? Did you just? Oh, did you? Is that why you got a got? Is it Mike? You walked right into it.

Yeah. Well done, guys. Big idiot. I mean, boss. Well, we'll let you continue working from home. Sorry, that

automatically plays when someone says it. I love you guys. Love you, DuBat. Love you, DuBat. Okay, I reckon we've got time for one more. Well, I think we should check in on the celebrities of the world and see if they're okay.

Kimberly Crossman. We don't know if she's working from home, but we'll check. Hello, Kimberly speaking. Is that Kim Crossman? Yes. Hey, quick question. Obviously, the whole country's in lockdown. What are you doing at home? Is that Kim Crossman? Yes. Hey, quick question. Obviously, the whole country's in lockdown.

What are you doing at home? Well, at the moment, we've got an hour of free time. Okay, but this morning, were you doing work emails? Yes, and I was doing my dog's pet insurance. Yeah, look, Kim, sorry to cut to the chase here. Technically, were you working from home? Can you just say, I was working from home? I was working from home.

Probably the easiest one we've got so far. You would think that an actress would know how to take cues, eh? I mean, you'd think she would pick up on these things, but no, here we go. But no, she does her own thing. I was panicking. I was like, what have I done? We'll just cut this piece out. We'll just do it again.

You ready? You answer. Ready? You use your acting skills. Go. Hello, Kimberly speaking. Hi, Kim. Hey, it's Bree.

Just wondering, what are you up to? Well, currently I'm doing some free time. No! No! Cancel the feature. You've just ruined the whole thing. No! God damn it! Cancel the feature. You've just ruined the whole thing! Free and Clint.

Right now, it's time for Google Down. Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell? I think Google's actually... Here we go. Everyone's at home, so good time to play Google Down. How quickly can you Google things? That's where everyone in the studio will go head-to-head

with someone on the phones, and that's you today, Kate. G'day. Hi, how's it going? Turn that radio down for us if you can, and please... Yep, just got it down. Yeah, perfect. Let us know, where are you locked down at the moment? In Lake Halea. Oh, beautiful place to be locked down. Yeah, just out of Wanaka, where are you locked down at the moment? In Lake Halea.

Oh, beautiful place to be locked down. Yeah, just out of Wanaka. How are you feeling, mate? How's the vibe in your household? Good. I've been listening to music the whole day long, singing my lungs out. Yeah, good stuff.

Good idea, Kate. Well, hopefully we can get you 50 KFC chicken dollars right here, right now. I'm backing you in. Have you heard this game before? Yeah, I have. Okay, perfect. So you know the rules.

I'll ask a question. I'm looking for the most, the top answer that comes up on Google. You can yell out the answer as soon as you think you have it. If you yell out the wrong answer, you're out of that question. First of three questions wins. Okay. All right, here we go. So just yell it out when you think you know, Kate.

Question number one. What date did New Zealand go into lockdown in 2020? March 4th. Ben is out. Good guess, though. Yeah. 14th of March. 25th of March.

It's the 25th of March. Yes! Kate gets a point. One point to Clint. Did you have any idea, Kate, or you don't remember that far back? Yeah, no, I don't remember. Neither do I, Kate. I don't remember.

I didn't remember either, Kate. It was pure Google. There was a lot of wine consumed in that lockdown. That didn't make me remember anything. All right, one to Clint. 2020 doesn't really exist, does it? No, it's pretty much a write-off. It's just gone, yeah.

Question number two. Here we go. What year was toilet paper invented? What year was toilet paper invented? 1857. That's right, Producer Ben. Kate, you got the bronze in that one, but Producer Ben, hot on the trigger.

Oh, God, you're so fast. Thank you. 1857. That's the time where you don't, that's the only time where you want to hear that, Kate. Question number three. Can we just pause for a second and think about what was happening in 1856?

So it came up with an image for me. Was it, yeah? It was a sponge on a step. Hey, some people are bringing that back into fashion because of the environment, the family cloth, it's called. Question number three. You've got old Dunny roll. Let's go, Kate.

Question number three. How old is Melissa McCarthy? 37. That's very nice to Melissa McCarthy. 50. She'd love that. Damn it. She is 50.

Holy crap, you're fast. I'm trying. Maybe we've got better Wi-Fi up here in Auckland than you do at Lake Harway. Maybe that seems right. Yeah, maybe. Here we go. Two to Clint. He could win it here.

One to Producer Ben. Question number five. What is 125 times 786? Oh, I didn't even... I zoned out in the last number. 9-8-2-5-0. That's correct. Clint wins. Damn. I-8-2-5-0. That's correct. Clint wins.

Damn. I was just about to say that. Did you close your Google app and then go and open the calculator app, Kate? Is that what you did? Um, yeah, um, yeah, nah. Kate, you're a good sort and we appreciate you listening to us during lockdown. So you get the 50 KFC chicken dollars, mate. I'm giving it to you.

You what? I'm giving you the 50 KFC chicken dollars, mate. I'm giving it to you. You what? I'm giving you the 50 KFC chicken dollars because you're a good sort. Oh, thanks. Oh, my God. Sweet, mate. Thanks for playing. We appreciate you. Oh, cool.

I tried. You got a KFC in Lake Howia? No, down over in Queenstown. It's near us. Oh, worth the trip, mate. Worth the trip. That's a good excuse to go on a mission. Yeah, there you go.

Why not? Bree and Clint. Stop what you're doing because this is going to be the most vital piece of information you'll hear today. Stuff the 1pm press conference. This is way more important. Right, okay. Because this is probably one of the best life hacks you will learn in the next year. Okay, I'm here for it.

It's that big. Well, actually, we don't know if it works yet. Have you tested this? I haven't tested it. Privately? But we're going to test it. Well, we're going to test it on the big stage. We're going to test it.

Yeah, I mean, that's how confident I am in this hack. Can I describe what I'm looking at at the moment? You're looking at a radio desk that has a giant microwave on top of it. And can I describe what I'm smelling at the moment? That's my butter chicken from last night. Man, it smells good. It was very good, very creamy, very delicious because I saw this girl post about this hack that she had.

Her name is Isabella. Oh, sorry, my food's ready. No, that was a sound effect. But her name's Isabella and she put up these microwave hacks that if these are true, it is going to change the game. I've grabbed the audio of her talking about it. Listen to these microwave hacks. You know when you reheat food in the microwave

and some parts of it are hot enough to burn your mouth and the other part of it is frozen? Well, that happens because you shouldn't actually have your food in the middle of the plate here. It should be on the edge so it can actually rotate around and cook evenly. If you want to save some time and cook two things at once, just add a mug in here for some height distribution. If you're going to reheat something like pasta or pizza or something, add a small cup of water in there to keep it moisturized, but to stop it from getting too chewy. Okay.

What? You're not impressed? So she's saying add a glass of water when you microwave the meal. Is that the bit? There's a lot of tips in there. So the third one was if you're microwaving like pizza or bread, you put a cup of water in so it doesn't get too juicy. You know how it happens. And then another one was like a

height difference one. You put a cup in if you've got a bowl so then you can put another plate on top. Yeah. So then you can have two things. But it's the first one. It's the first one that she said that blew my mind where how often do you put something in the microwave and it's just all over the place. One part's hot, the middle's cold, the underneath, it's just all over the shop. Yeah.

Okay. So she's saying if you put the bowl in the middle of the plate in the microwave, that's where you're going wrong. If you put it on the outside of the plate so that it goes around on the outside of the circle. The microwave will think the entire dish is the outside of the meal. It is going to heat evenly. That's what she's saying.

Okay. So we're going to test that right now with my butter chicken. So pop the butter chicken in. How long are you going to heat the butter chicken for? Well, we're on radio so. Just give it a 60. Okay, we're going to do a minute. And see if it's

evenly. Alright. Man, this is a. Okay, what do we do now? This is a crusty looking microwave by the way. Listen to that thing. This thing's brand new. Oh shit, jeez, I put it in the middle. Hold on. We're attempting this live. I'm so used to, I'm so used

to putting it in the middle. Okay, it's on the side now. So it's on the side of the microwave, and it's in there for 60 seconds. It's not going around fast. Oh, no, I think it's going to work. I reckon this is going to work. Okay. We're up to 38 seconds. It's not that long to work. Scientific controls are important in these situations. How it's going to work. I reckon this is going to work. Okay. We're up to 38 seconds.

It's not that long to wait. So scientific controls are important in these situations. Yeah. How are you going to test whether it's worked? Are you going to sample some from the middle and some from the side of the dish? Yeah, I feel like I'll sample from, yeah, the side, the middle, and the other side. Okay, all right.

To really test. So now we've just got to wait a bit longer. And you haven't put a glass of water in there? No, this isn't the one you put the glass of water in. No, I'm just checking, just in case you were doing double hacks. No. No, right.

We should have put pizza in at the same time on a plate with a cup. But we're here now. This is the main one I care about. Yep. This is the main one I want to know about because, I mean, everyone goes through. How long left on the... It's ready. Why is the microwave still humming this is a this is quite a scary microwave okay all right so star i can start with a bit from the side which should always be normal it'll always be heated to a certain amount here yeah okay hold on pop that in there

shut up microwave oh it's quite hot. Yeah. Too hot? Okay, this is... Okay, it's hot. Okay, this is where you're going to really have to take one for science. You're going to have to sample a bit from the centre of the curry now. Oh, my God, it's going to be like molten lava. And tell me if it's the same temperature.

You've probably scalded your taste buds off, but... Okay, we're going from the middle. All right, here she goes. I can't blow on it either because it needs to be for tonight. Yeah. Nope, pretty good. But did it burn you? Like the outside of the dish burnt you?

No, the outside was a little bit hotter. Damn it! I mean a little bit, but not drastically different. You know what the key is? Take it out halfway through a mixer little bit, but not drastically different. You know what the key is? Take it out halfway through and mix it. I think that's the key. The other side's hot.

Yeah. Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. We'll do a birthday banger for you lockdown every day while we're here. And let's kick it off with Chanel. Hi, Chanel.

Hello. Hello. How are you? Good, thank you. That's good. We're keen to find out what your birthday banger is, obviously. Yes, please. All right, what's your birthday?

26 of October, 1992. Okay, you were 16 in 2008. And on the 26th of October, this was top of the chart. Banger! They're coming here soon too. First time in ages, Kings of Leon. My mum would love that. So would my mum, Chanel.

That's interesting. Are the mums into Kings of Leon? Yeah, my mum loves this song. Yeah, right. Okay, sweet. Do you love it though, Chanel? Is it for you? Yeah, I do. I do. I had to listen to it growing up, so yep. I had to listen to it. You were 16 when that song

was released. It's not like it's the Bee Gees. I was forced to listen to it from my mother. Lezza's here. G'day, Lezza. Hello, how are you? G'day, Lezza. Hello. How are you? G'day, mate. What's your birthday, Lezza? 24th of March, 1970. Wait, is it Lezza?

Yeah. Oh, sorry. I called you Lezza. Oh, that's all right because I get all sorts of things. It looks like Lezza on the screen. What is it? I thought you were going to be a guy called Lez. Okay.

All right. Lezza. Lezza, what's your birthday? Lezza. What's your birthday? 24th of guy called Liz. Okay, all right. Lisa. Lisa, what's your birthday? Lisa, what's your birthday? 24th of March, 1970. All right, mate. You were 16 in 1986.

Sixth. And on the 24th of March, 1986, this was number one. Oh, yeah. Is this George Michael or is this Wham? Wham. Wham. One or the other. One or the other.

I'm your man, Lisa Wham. Do you like it? Yeah, I love Wham. I've even got their vinyl album at home. Do you? Well, spot on for your birthday banger then. Okay, wait there. We've got to get one more birthday banger for Aliza. Hi,anger then. Okay, wait there. We've got to get one more birthday banger for Aliza.

Hi, Aliza. Hi, Aliza. Hello. Hello. How's it going? Good. How are you feeling? Yeah, not too bad.

Tell me the real answer. Tell me the real answer. I'm a new plumber and I'm a chef, so I am not working at the moment. Mate, that's real tough. Wage subsidy kicked in. But hey, I got free food. You got free food, yeah. And wage subsidy kicked in. But hey, I got free food. You got free food, yeah. And wage subsidy kicked in.

Will you get paid? Hopefully. We're not too sure just yet. Yeah, right. Okay, we've got our fingers crossed for you. And try and call us back tomorrow for Free Guy. We can try and pay some bills for you. That'd be great.

Yeah, that'd be awesome. We'd love to do that for you. What's your birthday, mate? 13th of November, 1991. All right, you were 16 in 2007, and on the 13th of November in 2007, this was number one.

The Veronicas. Aliza. Iconic. The Veronicas, do you like it? I do like Veronicas, yep. Yeah, do you like that Veronicas song? I think I'd pick Kings of Leon over that one, to be honest. Yeah, okay.

All right, wait there. We've got to do some debating. Wham, Kings of Leon, Veronicas. You're not going to not vote for the Veronicas, are you? I like all of them. We've definitely played Kings of Leon a few times on this segment. Yeah. The Wham song, I don't think I've heard that one before.

Not that one. I'm voting for the Veronicas because I really like that song from the Veronicas. Do you? Yeah. It's a bit of an undercover Veronicas song, eh? Yeah, well, it's one that doesn't get played 24-7. Nah. But I still like it.

A little listen? Just a little cheeky listen? Hang on, let's just... How does it start? Just a little bit of... Oh yeah, let's give this a go. I don't know. So 2007. Aliza, you won Birthday Banger. Well done!

Woo! Yay! ZM Brand clone, the winner of the Birthday Banger today is The Veronicas and Hook Me Up. What year is that? Is that 2007? That is from... Because we're watching the music video.

2007. 2007, yeah. It's very 2007. I went to school, like, around the corner from the school they went to school. Where did they go to school? They went to school in Brisbane because they're from Brisbane. Yeah.

But I went to boarding school in Brisbane. Our schools were, like like kind of rival schools. Yeah. And we would have been at school around the same. I was going to say, are you the same age as the Veronicas? I think I might be. I reckon I'm a bit younger. How old are the Veronicas?

How? I reckon they're about 34. Oh, right. Oh, the Veronicas. Don't you reckon? I don't know. They've- 34.

Are they 34? They're 34. Yeah, right. What's the best Veronica's song? Like, if you had to pick one. Okay, hold on. What have you got in the system? Oh, what have we got in the system?

Every Veronica's song ever? I feel like we should do back-to-back Veronica's. Not one of the slower ones. I think this is pretty good. What is the name of that All Falls Apart song? When It All Falls Apart. Is that what it's called? I'm pretty sure.

All right. This would be the first song. It was probably this one. Was this their first single? Yeah, I think so. How about Take Me On The Floor? Oh, wait. Did you have that?

Take Me On The Floor? Do you guys remember that? Sounds rude. Oh, we do, Eva. I feel like it was quite big. This was big back in Aussie. This was quite big. I feel like All of their songs

Start the exact same way Wait Wait This isn't to win this drop You want to take me On the floor Oh I know this Yeah

Get to that part Take me on the floor Can't take it anymore Alright it's enough Veronica's for one day. Bree and Clint. This is a list of ways you can look hot while hungover. Originally, I'd planned to do this going into the weekend and was like, hey, here's how you can look good at brunch on Sunday.

But let's be real, no one's going to be doing that. We'll have to be for Zoom meetings after the half a bottle of red wine. Are we doing Zoom drinks this time? Like as a nation, are we doing Zoom drinks? I know here at ZM we're having drinks and Fortnite on Friday. Yeah, so what are those events we're doing here? Fortnite is supposed to do. You just watch us play.

Can we watch? I think so. Is someone going to Twitch it? Yeah, I think so. And just pretend I'm included. Yeah. Good one, guys. I quite like, is it weird that I like watching people play video games?

I find it weird, but lots of people do it, right? Well, I guess it's a massive industry. Here are the tips on how to look hot while hungover, whether you're going out to brunch or not. Maybe you just want to look hot in your own house. These are official. I found them in an article today. The first tip on how to look hot while hungover, drink some water.

I mean, standard, makes sense. Yeah, very boring though. I feel like that's my partner's answer for anything. Drink some water. Wait, you've got a headache? Drink some water. You've got a runny nose? Drink some water. You've hurt your arm? Drink some water. You've been involved in a high-speed car crash.

Drink some water, that'll make you feel better. Number two, tips on how to make yourself look hot when you're hungover. Take a bath. They're saying that if you have a bath, and particularly you do it with some Epsom salts and a tablespoon of olive oil, it's going to boost circulation,

which will kickstart the detoxification process. So just get your hungover ass into an Epsom salt-filled bath. Sounds like a very oily bath. The olive oil bit? Yeah, I don't like that idea. Yeah, look I didn't write the list but tip number three, this is how to look hot while you're hungover.

Pop on a natural deodorant. Why? What does that do? Because you need to cover up the smell of alcohol and the sweat that's coming out of your body. You know how people go oh you smell like alcohol. It is alcohol. Your body is detoxifying

itself through its pores. Yeah it's exuding it. So it's putting it out through the pores. I don't know why it needs to be a natural deodorant. Yeah. I've never found a natural deodorant that works. I feel like natural deodorants don't cover smells as well as other deodorants. Tip number three. How to look hot while hungover. Eat the rainbow.

Even though you want a McMuffin, even though you want a Quarter Pack, even though you want a Colonel's Choice burger, you should be eating colourful food. I feel like that's a myth, though, because how good is anything greasy when you're hungover? That's all you want. I feel like it makes you feel better. It actually does.

For like 15 minutes, eh? Yeah, but a great 15 minutes. Tip number five, how to look hot while hungover. Depuff your eyes. With a spoon? Nah, by putting two cold tea bags under your eyes. Oh yeah. To tighten them up. I've done this.

Really? Yeah. Does it work? Nah. Oh, it doesn't work. But a lot of people do and thinks it works. It's the same as holding a spoon under your eye. I feel like that one works more. People are going to take half this information and put hot tea bags under their eyes. They're going to go make a cup of tea and then put a hot tea bag under their eye.

It's a good second use for a tea bag. Yeah. I'm going to skip through the rest of these. Try a facial massage to stimulate circulation and collagen. Is it actually collagen? Get some lymphatic drainage going on in your face because your puffy-ass face is the main giveaway that you're hungover. I find that I look grey when I'm hungover.

I find I look quite grey too. Which is why the final tip on how to look hot while hungover, this has been actively unhelpful in some places. The rest of it just says put some makeup on. Or just don't go outside or see anyone. Which is perfect for right now because we're in lockdown. Zoom with your camera

off. There you go. I'll tell you to look hungover for the next seven days. My camera's broken. That's what you tell people. Bree and Clint. This is something that will affect some of us in the group here and a lot of people listening, I think, because Netflix has said we are cracking down

and getting tough on subscribers who use a VPN to try and watch content from other countries. Ask a good question. VPN stands for visible panty line, right? Yeah. Is that what it is? Yeah, it's exactly what it is. Why does Netflix care if you've got a visible panty line, right? Yeah. Is that what it is? Yeah, it's exactly what it is. Why does Netflix care if you've got a visible panty line?

Obviously, VPN, they're talking about where you can pretend like you're in a different country so you can view content on Netflix that wouldn't normally be on New Zealand Netflix, but it would be on American Netflix. Have you heard of this before, Producer Ben? No. Isn't that how you watch your illegal UFC fights? No. No.

I mean, I've never heard of it. I definitely don't. You said that you've got like a hyperdrive thing, which means that your computer is located in Los Angeles or something. You said you've got a secret portal. You know what they're getting smarter at now, though? Have you noticed, Producer Ben?

No. They're getting quite smart, like especially TV channels that have like online, because I try and watch some stuff in Australia and obviously if I could pay for it, I would pay for it, but there's no other way to do it or watch it and I want to like watch something my mum's watching or whatever, but now they can tell. They're like, and they actually tell you.

They're like, we know you're using a VPN. Piss off. I get really pissed off when you go to a news site and like the article's been suggested to you by some algorithm. That's only just happened to me. Yeah, and it's not even a TV show. It's like there's a video within the news article, which is the whole article.

Not available in your country. Oh, sorry, you're not in the UK. You can't watch this video. You brought me here. You made me come here. Yeah, why are you doing this? Also, what does it matter if I watch the video somewhere in New Zealand? You should get a VPN.

I should get a VPN. It would help you out with that. Ben, can you get me a VPN? Yeah, I can add you to it. Damn it! You've been found out. All right, guys. Welcome back to the segment.

Thank God You Don't Live in Australia. This segment in the past has contained stories of reptiles, rugby players and politics. I thought you were going to do another R. I was like, what's she got? Rodents. Rodents. Yeah, there was that real bad rodent problem. Outbreak. Remember the mouse outbreak? Yeah, in New South, there was that real bad rodent problem. We did that mouse outbreak.

Remember the mouse outbreak? Yeah, in New South Wales. That was real bad. This next story is one about a reptile. And I want to take you to the suburb of Glenory in Sydney's northwest. And this was at a supermarket when a customer was walking down an aisle and spotted a snake coming out of one of the shelves. Oh, nah, thanks. Nah.

A slippery snake. A snake? I'm going to slide up and massage you. The trick is snake. Yeah, so the giant python coming out of one of the shelves. Wait, a python? I'm pretty sure it was a python, yeah. Like a carpet python.

I don't know much about snakes, but python sounds bad. No, python's not bad. They're usually quite friendly and they're not venomous. Do you know what I do know about snakes? Python sounds terrifying and you're telling me it's okay. Brown snake sounds pretty chill. Yeah, brown snake is definitely highly venomous. Yeah, but I'm like, oh, it's just a cheeky little brown snake

Yeah they probably should give it a more badass name Is that the snake? Yeah that's the snake It's a python Nah Nah It's coming out of the spice rack I know

Cause it's a Spicy snake It's like a metre long And it's just hovering in mid-air What the They're quite friendly though The, the carpet pythons or whatever type, diamondback python it looks like. Too friendly by the looks of it.

Too friendly. You know, the worst thing about this whole thing is that people are quite upset because the snake, you would not believe this, didn't even check in with the QR code. Next you'll be telling me he took 13 items through the self-service checkout. He took all the toilet paper. It was an outrage. I heard he took like two kilos of flour.

That mother effer doesn't even bake. No, at all. ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC. Get the full menu delivered to your door with the KFC app. Play ZM.