ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 18th August 2022

Episode Date: August 18, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network. Hi everyone, welcome to a quick podcast intro. Not because I want to go to the pub, but because... Are you going to the pub? Well, I want to, but the issue is all my friends work 9 to 5. Okay. So they often go to the pub for a quick one. Right.

On their way home. And it's too late for you. And they get home to wife and kids. And then often go to the pub for a quick one. Right. On their way home. And it's too late for you. And they get home to wife and kids. And then we finish at seven. At a reasonable hour. Yeah, yeah. And I'm always like, hang around for one more, fellas. And they're like, no way.

We're going home. I just had a weird encounter, speaking of people having a few drinks, because there's a party going on out here, a beer pong challenge thing. Yes, that's right. And I just went to the bathroom here at work and I was washing my hands and the next minute this guy comes out of the stall. Oh, yeah. And he goes, wait a minute, is this the female bathroom?

And I was like, yeah, you're all good, mate, don't worry about it. He goes, shit, because they all look the same. No, one of them's got a little dress. So for us ladies, you can tell straight away if you walk into the wrong bathroom. As a man, you know if you're in the wrong bathroom too, there's no urinal. Yeah. Yeah. So is there 100% a urinal in every man's bathroom?

Yeah. I find a man's bathroom such an interesting world because it's a place where we don't see. No, yeah. And you've got different things in there that we just don't see. At the last radio station I worked at, the last radio company, I was there for 10 years before I entered the women's toilets. To have a look? To have a look. Yeah.

I was invited in. Okay, what was going on there? I don't know. I don't know, but I was chaperoned. I didn't go in alone. Right. I was invited in by. And what did you there? I don't know. I don't know, but I was chaperoned. I didn't go in alone. Right. I was invited in by... And what did you think?

There was a chair. There was a chair? There was a cushioned chair to sit down for conversations. Nice. There was a full-length mirror, and it was just generally nicer than the men's. And I was like, all this time, I never knew this was in here. You know at the radio station I worked at,

in the female bathrooms, they had this was in here. You know at the radio station I worked at, in the female bathrooms, they had a cart in there. Yeah. Like a little cart and it had deodorants and hair straighteners and... Timmies. Beauty tampons, beauty products and all that kind of thing. Yeah. Such a good idea.

Any special treats in the ZM bathrooms that us men aren't aware of, Megan? We have GHDs. Do you really? Don't tell him about the other things. Hair straighteners. Yeah. Don't tell him about the other secrets. Have you got one of those people who stands there with a towel over their arm

and they wear a little suit and they ask for a little tip? Don't tell him about Geoffrey. It's a man. Yeah. There's a man in there. Bathroom attendant. Yeah. Have you ever been into a bathroom with a bathroom attendant

yeah in the states it was so scary I didn't understand I couldn't do it I don't carry cash I've never I also don't want any of

I also don't want any of your aftershave because I'm already wearing aftershave and your aftershave will mess with my aftershave they're always like would you like a spritz of dupe

and I'm like no do you know if you over tip them they wipe your ass for you they do you're so full of shit. You're so full of it. Okay, I want to go to the pub, so can we go?

Wait, wait, wait, wait. What? Did you get a parking ticket yesterday? Oh, yeah. Okay, yes, good point. Return to the car. No parking ticket. But you paid for parking.

Paid for one hour. Oh, right. Yeah, I'm not some chump who's going to pay for a full day of parking. Thank you very much. Playing the game. Yeah, I'm the chump that does pay for parking. I've already got a parking ticket I need to pay, so we're good. Lovely.

Speaking of, I've got to pay that bloody speeding fine. Yeah. What was I doing? 55, 56. Megan, you've got to pay your public nudity fine. No, that was urinating in public. Yeah, with your boobs out. Yeah, no, I really need to get onto that.

You need to get onto that. That's been a couple of years. I'm coming in. I know. The courts are after me. The courts are after you. What time is it? No.

Three, two, one. It is Bree and Clint. Kia ora, everybody. Welcome to the show, it's Brie and Clint God, that story of that guy pretending to be a doctor is wild Shocking, eh? It's so wild How does that happen? Like, obviously one of my all time favourite movies is Catch Me If You Can Where Leonardo DiCaprio pretends to be a pilot

And then he pretends to be a doctor And then I think he pretends to be a pilot and then he pretends to be a doctor. And then I think he pretends to be a barrister, but all professions... Wait, a barrister or a barista? A barrister. Right, okay. And every time I watch that film, I'm like, you've picked the hardest professions to fake.

You know what I mean? The problem with that guy pretending to be a doctor in Middlemore in Auckland, though, like in the movie, did Leonardo DiCaprio stick his finger up anyone's bum? No, he didn't do anything. He kind of sat in the office and overlooked all the other doctors. I don't know if this guy had stuck any fingers in any bums either, but like he wasn't a movie doctor.

He was in a real very busy Auckland hospital. How long was he there? No, absolutely no idea. Yeah, it's wild. Imagine if you saw the fake doctor, you'd be going well, how did, and you got better. Imagine if the fake doctor cured you. You're like, I'm pretty sure

my arm's broken and he's like, nah, you're fine. Nah, you're good man, you're good. You're good to go. How about a finger in the bum? Okay, let's keep it moving everybody. Today on the show, very excited to have our special guest, Stan Walker, joining us. He's going to be in the studio with us before 4 o'clock,

about 3.45, with brand new music. I know. His new album drops tonight at midnight. Exciting. We'll play What's the Plot today, plus our new Bree and Clint courtroom is here. Oh, yeah, I can't wait for this, where you guys get to go head-to-head in a debate. Yes.

For a prize. That's all thanks to the new Marvel... Yes, the new Marvel show, She-Hulk, Journey at Law. Yeah, that's the one. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus ladies. All right, score update.

The ladies won again yesterday. They're sitting on 59. The comeback is on. Well, they're going well this week, that's for sure, but the tradies still way out in front on 70 wins. Let's meet our lady first. She's 33. She's from Auckland, and she has lived in New Zealand for three years now.

Welcome to the show. It's Corinne. Hello, Corinne. Hello. How are you? Good, thanks. Whereabouts are you from originally? I'm from Whangarei originally, so up north.

Okay. It says you've lived in New Zealand for three years. Yeah, so I was over in Melbourne for almost 10 years. Right. And I came home in Melbourne for almost 10 years. Right. And I came home to do lockdown. Got it. Oh, nice.

Well, welcome back. Good to have you. Thank you. You've been home for three years. Okay, you're taking on our tradie today. He's 45, he's from the Tron, and he loves range shooting. Welcome to the show. It's Lance.

G'day, Lance. Is range shooting not the same as clay bird shooting? No, it's just a target at the end of the range and you're shooting at the target Gotcha, so it's easier, not a moving target You've got to have a certain amount of stability in your hands

to shoot it over that distance accurately It's got a bit of movement if you had a few drinks the night before. If you're a bit shaky. Is that what it is, Lance? Your buzz is tradie, Lance. Corrin, yours is lady. First to three correct answers

gets $50 cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. 660 have new music out tomorrow. They are named after the number on their flat on which famous Dunedin street? It's where all the students in Dunedin live.

What's the name of that street? Don't Google it. I can hear you Googling. Three, two, one. No one knows. That was you, wasn't it, Corinne? I can hear you Googling. We can hear you Googling, okay?

So good. We were looking for Castle Street. Castle Street. All right, no points there for anyone. Question number two. News out recently that the reboot of Sex and the City, it's called And Just Like That, will be coming back for a second season.

Which character did not make a return for the reboot? Was it Miranda? Yes, Corrin? Samantha? It, of course, was Samantha.? Yes, Corinne? Samantha. It, of course, was Samantha. Nice work. She didn't even have to Google that one. No, she knew that one.

All right, nice work. One to the ladies. Question number three. New Zealand is being hit by extremely bad weather at the moment, particularly Nelson and Northland. Which island is Nelson in, the north or the south? Yes, Lance. South Island. That is correct. It is in the South Island. We the south? Yes, Lance. South Island.

That is correct. It is in the South Island. We're one apiece here. Question number four. How many continents are there in the world? 30. Yes, Lance. Six.

Corin, do you want to guess? Seven? It is seven. Nice work. Two to the ladies, one to the trad Seven? It is seven. Nice work. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number five. Buzz in, guys, when you can tell me who sings this song. Yes, Corinne, for the win.

Alicia Keys and Jay-Z. Well done. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Corinne, we have got 50 bucks cash coming your way thanks to KFC. Thank you. Nice work, my friend. Enjoy that.

Bree and Clint. Clint, I stumbled upon some quite interesting information this morning. Oh, yeah? Well, it was a realisation. I mean, I'm sure this is public knowledge. Everyone knows about it. I know that I'm sure this is public knowledge. Everyone knows about it. I know that they do know about it. Sure.

But have you ever realised that teen heartthrob from the Twilight series, Taylor Lautner, is engaged to someone who's also named Taylor? No, I did not know that. To be fair, I haven't kept up with Taylor Lautner in the last 10 years. Well, he was on a hiatus from acting for a bit, so that's fair enough. Right, is that what he called it? Yes, but since 2018, he has been dating a woman by the name of Taylor Dome, who's a nurse from California.

Yeah. And they got engaged, I believe, last year, which means when they get married, they're both going to be called Taylor Lautner. And then I realised Taylor Lautner also, back in the late 2000s, dated Taylor Swift. That's right. Does he only date people with the name Taylor?

With the name Taylor, yeah. He should meet that guy from Henson. They would hit it off. Taylor Henson. You know? They would be best friends. Both teen heartthrobs. Yeah, they've got a shared history as far as that goes.

Isn't it? It'd be so confusing in that relationship. Surely one of them would have a nickname. Mm-hmm. Because can you even. Tay-Tay. Tay-Tay or Tay. Tay.

T. T-Dog. No, no, no, they wouldn't. They wouldn't need. Tay-tay or tay. Tay. Tea. Tea dog. No, no, no, they wouldn't. They wouldn't need it. Because if I said Taylor... Yeah. Say I'm Taylor. If I said Taylor, obviously Taylor knows that I'm talking to them. And if Taylor says Taylor, I'll know that she's talking to me.

I'm already confused. No, but you wouldn't be. No, but I'm talking about for their friends. Because if you heard Taylor, you would know that it was for you because it would be the other person saying it. You're like, no, it's me talking. It can't be me. No, I'm talking for their friends and family.

Oh, right. Imagine like organising something or like trying to keep a secret from one of them. Yeah. And even just having the contact in your phone. Yeah. You know? It'd be bloody confusing.

Exact same name. Yeah. Would you date a woman called Brie? Oh, it depends how hot they were. Never say never, right? Brie Larson? Babe. Babe town.

You know, I mean, if it's on the table, would you date a guy named Clint? Nah, never met a guy I could trust named Clint. Never trust them. It's off the table. It's off the table. And that goes for me too. You meet me, don't trust me. So what about Clinton?

Clinton. Oh, that's a wholesome name. Yeah. Yeah, he could be Clinton. You never know. Never say never. Yeah meet me, don't trust me. So what about Clinton? Clinton. Oh, that's a wholesome name. Yeah. Yeah, he could be Clinton. You never know. Never say never. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I find it really interesting,

people who date a person with the same name as them. And I want to get them on the phone and see if we have anyone where it's this situation where they then got married and they have the exact same name. Surely you didn't take their last name. If you had the same first name, surely you didn't take their last name when you married them. Well, I mean, yeah, because one of them has to take each other's name.

You've got to have some way of knowing each other apart. Yeah. Although you could share a passport, I guess. Bree and Clint. I just realised I've got mates called Lee and Lee. Spelled the same? No. No.

L-E-E and L-E-I-G-H. That's way less confusing. Yeah, nobody knows that No. No. L-E-E and L-E-I-G-H. That's way less confusing. Yeah, nobody knows that though. Yeah. Yeah, when they had a kid, I said, you have to call that kid Lee to the power of three. Yeah, that's good. Lee squared. Lee, middle name. Lee squared, Lee cubed. Lee, first name, middle name

to the power of three. Yeah. And they went, yeah, not keen to make our kid's name a joke, but thanks for the idea. Well, give it some thought. We want to know from you guys, do you share the same name as your partner? Jamie's here. Hi, Jamie.

Hi, Jamie. Hi. Are you dating a Jamie? I am married to a Jamie. Okay, spelt the same, Jamie? Spelt the same, yeah. We're both Jamie Bowen. You took the last name Bowen?

I did take the last name Bowen, yeah. Is that confusing, Jamie, sometimes? No, not really. He gets called from his friends, he gets called Bowen. Okay, so he gets the nickname and you're the Jamie. You've taken ownership of that. You've taken one half of the name each. Any temptations?

Have you guys got kids? Any temptations to call them Jamie? We have two kids. Yeah. And we got told by everyone that we needed to call them Jamie. Yeah, yeah. And it definitely wasn't happening. Oh, what a spoil sport.

I think that's a good call, Jamie. Yeah. I think that was a good decision. When we got married married my best friend her name is Jamie and she was my maid of honour oh god popular name when we were married

we were announced as the Jamies the Jamies yeah I hope you got your friend Jamie to sign the wedding licence so it was the wedding of Jamie and Jamie witnessed by Jamie yeah you and your husband should start a band with your best friend and call it the Jamies. Yeah, right.

Thank you, Jamies. Let's go to Philippa. Hi, Philippa. Hi. Are you dating a Philippa? No, no. My cousin, my male cousin, Tracy, married a Tracy. No way.

Spelled the same? Yep. Really? So your cousin Tracy married another Tracy, and did they get married? So they got married. Did they take each other's last names? They have the same last name? No.

Took my cousin's last name. Yeah. So they're both had the same last name. Yeah. Yeah. Bloody confusing. Very confusing. Even I'm confusing and we asked you the question.

I'm confused. Thank you, Philippa. We appreciate it. Thanks, Philippa. Someone on the text machine. Someone said, a married friend of mine's name is Claire, C-L-A-I-R-E, last name Claire, C-L-A-R-E. Claire, Claire. Claire, Claire.

Well, we actually have an example of this. Fill-in producer Petra knows somebody in a similar situation. Right, Petra? Yeah, a bit of a twist. So I know someone called Fran, short for Frances. Got it. Married someone whose last name is Frances. So she's Frances Frances. Frances Frances. Married someone whose last name is Frances. So she's Frances Frances.

Frances Frances. Does she go by Frances Frances? No, you've got to shorten the first name to Fran. Yeah, so she's Fran Fran. Fran Frances. Oh, Fran Frances. I don't know if that's much better than Frances Frances. Because people would go, Fran, can you do the Fran, Fran?

It's another exact text on this. Someone said, hi, I know a chick called Hope that married a guy with the last name Hope. So she's Hope Hope. Hope Hope. And I'm pretty sure her middle name is Joy. So that means her name is Hope Joy Hope. Hope Joy Hope. And when she gets stoned, hopes are high.

Yeah. That's amazing. Finally, Campbell. Hope, joy, hope. And when she gets stoned, hopes are high. Yeah. That's amazing. Finally, Campbell. Are you dating a Campbell? Are you there, Campbell? So when me and my partner got together, her last name was Campbell. Yeah. Okay.

And her whole family used to joke and say, I should take her last name and be Campbell Campbell. Yeah. Did you do it, Campbell? Did you do it, Campbell Campbell? No. Oh, come on, Campbell. Spoil sports.

For the lols. You had one opportunity, Campbell Campbell. No, I was getting it all the time, so. Yeah, right. People probably still call you Campbell Campbell, don't they? No, the mother-in-law does. You're Campbell Campbell to me, Campbell Campbell. Forever, Campbell Campbell.

It's just fun to say, Campbell Campbell. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From i just fun to say, Campbell Campbell. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Dean, this is huge. You've been predicting it ever since she was emancipated, but Oprah is going to sit down with Britney Spears. This is so crazy.

Now, there's no one better to do this interview. It's the interview we've been waiting for. Oprah is the kind of interviewer that can just really go there but do it so respectfully. She will tell Brittany's story so authentically. And what she's going to do is she's going to sit down. Apparently, the timing is just up to Brittany. Apparently, according to my reports, Oprah has this left as an open-ended,

whenever you want, we're ready to roll. Here's the thing, right? So Brittany's working on a memoir right now. Excuse me. And I am sure that right? So Brittany's working on a memoir right now and I am sure that right as the memoir's about to come out or the day that it comes out, will be the big Oprah interview. How perfect, right? It'll be her chance to tell

her truth. She has been completely silenced for 13 years. So we have got, there's so much stuff we don't even know yet. So it's going to be really good. And I think Oprah's the perfect person to do it. I think so too. And I think Oprah is the perfect person to do it. Yeah, I agree. I think so too. And I'm just really interested and excited to see Britney be able to have her own voice. Yeah.

Because we have not seen that happen in, like you said, Dean, 13 years, like an interview or a situation where she is able to talk about it and tell her story openly. Yep. And Oprah, what I love about Oprah, she'll ask the full... I remember when she interviewed Lance Armstrong and the very first question was, did you take drugs?

Like, she will go there so respectfully. It's going to be very eye-opening. Hopefully that's not the first question she asks Brittany, you know? It might be around that. Why did you get... Why did the conservatorship start? Like, what were you taking?

It might be something like that. True get Why did the conservatorship Start like What were you taking It might be something like that True Yeah she could go there Oprah just lifts her questions From the Lance Armstrong interview Onto the Put her into this one Yeah

Let's hope not Grabs a couple of The Harry and Meghan questions She's like Do you think The Queen's racist Brittany Brittany's like I don't know

Never met her What That's the latest live Out of Los Angeles With our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. Please welcome to the show the one, the only, Stan Walker.

Are you there, Chick 1-2? Chick 1-2. There he is. He's here. He just rolled through the doors. How are you, man? Good to see you. Good to see you guys too.

I'm a little bit out of breath just from those three little... I only ran about five metres. Hashtag relatable. Oh, my gosh. Relatable. You're here with new music and a new album. It's big time for Stan Walker, isn't it? It's been five years in the making.

Yeah. I'm ready to be done. This is the exciting part now. This is the exciting part. We've had lots of versions of Stan Walker in the past. In the what? 15 years you've been doing this? 12, 13, 15 years?

13 years. This is the seventh album. We've had full pop Stan. We've had reggae Stan. We've had full te reo Maori Stan. We've had ultra soulful covering ultralight beams Stan. We've had a lot. What is the new version of Stan Walker?

What is this new album all about? Soft rock. Exactly. Emo. Yes, I knew it. No, this is me, me. Yeah? This is all me without having to think about

what was going to go good or what was good right now or what this person was doing. Yeah. We just made music to make music and that was the best thing about it. And I made this album so that I would love it. So this was a self-serving album. And it's not everybody's style,

but it's the first time that I've done that in my whole career. I think you deserve it, right? I feel like it's time. It's your time. Are you good now? Everything good with you? Health is good?

Family is good? Everything's good I'm trying to My gut's hanging in my These pants I just tied them up A little bit tight Last time I talked to you

It was just after you had Been through your stomach cancer And had your Because you had your whole stomach removed Didn't you? Whole stomach And you said to me Bro it's mean

Look how much weight I've lost Honestly that's the best thing. And it's funny because I'm like, it takes a bit for me to put on weight and I've put on like five kgs over the last, like not that long. Yeah. And I can't fit any of my pants.

And I'm like, whoa, this is an issue. What have you been doing? What's the food that you've been eating? Everything. Everything you want. I eat McDonald's like, honestly, like six times a week. Really?

Yeah. Our show's sponsored by KFC if you want some vouchers. Yo. We'll hook you up. Oh, my gosh. Don't cheer me up. If you do want to lose some weight, I had a thought for you. Bree hosts Celebrity Treasure Island.

Any chance you would go on Celebrity Treasure Island? Could we get you on there? I think you'd be really good at that show. I know your wife's sister was on it on season two. I mean, I think even your wife should go on it, you know? Anyway, I like watching. I'm too privileged in this life now. Me too.

I like what I like, and if I don't get the food, I'm the devil. Yeah, right. Well, there's a few shows you could clean up if you wanted to in New Zealand. I'm pretty sure you could take out Mastic Singer if you wanted to. Can you imagine? Although it might be quite obvious that it's you. I feel like everybody will know it's me.

Yeah. Dancing with the Stars? Oh, I'm done with any kind of dancing. Right, okay. He's puffed and he just ran a couple of metres. That would be the training that would kill me. I'm like, oh, I'd like the body. You know, the body after training.

You get a good rig. Oh, maybe I should do it for that. Nah. You got your own TV show anyway. The Walkers is on. Your full reality TV show. You guys are like the Maori Kardashians. Oh, my gosh.

It's out the gate. My family's out the gate. Yeah, they are. Hey, I keep up to date with The Walkers. That show was wild. It's out the gate. My family's out the gate. Yeah, they are. Hey, I keep up to date with The Walkers. That show was wild. I love it so much. How long does it take for you guys to film, like, a whole season of that? We started filming that season, jeez, I don't even know, six to eight months, I think.

Really? Because they film and because then lockdown happened. Yeah. All those different things. So it got delayed. So this one was a little bit longer. And then a lot of stuff that we were filming got cancelled because different lockdowns.

So, you know. All that kind of jazz. If you were the Kardashians, which one would you be? Oh, Kim. You're Kim. You're the star. Right. I'm Kim.

The OG. Fair enough. Own it, I guess. Hey, let's play this new music that we've got from you. We've got a song called The One You Want with Jess B. That's what we're going to play out. This is exciting, mate. There's so many big collabs on this album.

Yeah, 16 tracks and over half of the album is features. And that's how I wanted it. It was so cool because when I did the song with Jess, she was in the studios next to me. Yeah. And I went over, I was like,

oi, sis, you want to jump on a track? Oh, my. She walked in and I was like, what do you reckon? She goes, yo. I was like, bro, be ruthless

because this is like a ruthless breakup song but done in like a nice way. It's got a 60s vibe to it. Yeah, it's a 60s vibe. And like I just said to you, I was like, be ruthless because people will listen to the song

and they're like, well, it's a really nice song but you listen to the lyrics. Yeah. It's like basically saying like, gee, don't ring me up. Don't try and break up with me. I'm done with you.

Like, I don't love you. Well, let's listen to the words then. It's brand new Stan Walker from your album All In which drops at midnight tonight. Yes. That's the one. Good to see you, man.

Welcome back. Where can people see you if they want to see this new music and have a listen? Everywhere. Everywhere. Coming up. Big show's coming up. Brian Clint, here's Stan Walker.

Brian Clint. I found this story about this couple, Clint, who have given the secret, they say, to a happy, long-lasting relationship. Oh, polyamory. No, that's not it. I feel like that's all the stories at the moment. But.

Sleeping with other people saved our marriage. Doing whatever you want. No, that is not the secret, but I will tell you what it is. Okay. So, the woman's name is Diana and her partner's name is Tim. And they met years ago, 14 years ago, back in 2008, after both going through hard breakups. Sure. They were both, I believe, in their early 50s. And they discussed, you know, their relationship and what they wanted out of it. And they each said that they didn't want to move in together.

So until now, they've never lived together. Over 14 years? Over 14 years. Wow. They've had separate houses. But recently... I'm so unromantic. The first thing my brain went to was, oh, that costs so much in rent.

Right. So here's the thing. So recently, because of the cost of living, they've decided they will share a house now. Right. They will move in rent. Right. So here's the thing. So recently because of the cost of living, they've decided they will share a house now. They will move in together. How romantic to save money. Yeah. So they have one set of bills and can do all that stuff.

But they are both in agreement, and this is the secret, that when they move into their new house, they will have separate bedrooms. And they both want that. Right, okay. They're both keen on that. Like they're flatmates.

Yeah, and they said that is the key to a long-lasting and healthy relationship. Don't sleep, literally don't sleep together. No, no, no, no. So they said, you know, have your separate bedrooms and it makes that time way more exciting. But then go back to your own bed. Yes. Right.

So don't sleep together. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I thought you meant the other. Well, well. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. But don't do any sleeping together. Exactly. That's the key according to them. And apparently a lot of people aged over 65, because I did some research on this, and there was a survey done of 1,000 people, and apparently about 46% said sleeping in different bedrooms is vital to keeping the spark alive.

Wow, isn't that interesting? Nearly half. Yeah. Which is a lot. My wife would be into this. Don't show her this research because the bed in the spare room is definitely not as comfortable as the bed in the marital bedroom. Right.

But she would send me there in a heartbeat. And if she could do it under the guise of saving our marriage, that's all it would take. She'd go, babe, if you love me, if you love us, you will sleep in a different bed. Yeah, it's quite interesting because I think, you know, a lot of people I think do this. Maybe not, you know, on a regular, regular basis,

but there'd be times, you know, where each person has their own bedroom. You guys would, wouldn't you? Your partner's a shift worker. Do you sleep in the spare bedroom sometimes? No, never. But I could see how, you know, that would be good for both of us. She never just goes and takes a spare bedroom when she comes home? Right.

No, but that is, I mean, it's a good thought because, yeah, I mean I don't like waking people up. No. And you do get a bit of sleep when you're sleeping in the bed by yourself. Yeah, well, some people do. Yeah. Yeah. Would you say you get a bit of sleep?

Alone? Yeah. Or. Would you say you get a bit of sleep? Alone? Yeah. Or with somebody else? Alone. Well, not with someone else, with your wife. Who else are you sleeping in a bed with? Estelle's here. Hi, Estelle.

Hi, Estelle. Hi. Tell us, is it you, Estelle? You and your partner have different rooms? Yeah, we do. We always have our whole relationship, basically. Really? So how long have you been dating? We've been together 10, I think it's 10 years

in December. Wow, and you've kept separate bedrooms the whole time. Why? Why do you do it? Well, when we first kind of technically moved in together into the same house, we agreed at the time that we'd have separate bedrooms because it was still kind of early on in the relationship.

Okay. And so we just did it that way. But we just found it just really worked. We both had our own spaces and we had different sleep schedules anyway. Like he'd stay up quite late more than I did. And so it's just always worked. And now we own a house together

but we still have separate bedrooms because it just really works. There you go. Good for you guys. Works for your guys' relationship. Okay, let's talk to Tarp. Hi, Tarp. Hi, Tarp. Kia ora. Kia ora. Does it work for you? Do you have separate bedrooms? Yes, we do.

We've been in separate rooms for the past 10 years. Tarp, whose idea was it initially do you think? Probably his but I'd like to say mine because I really love my sleep and I don't like snorers. Oh, he's a snorer. Is that why it is? It's beneficial to you.

Has he set up like a boy's bedroom where he's got like posters and a PlayStation in his bedroom? He tried, but I took it and put it into my room. I love that, Tarp. And there you go. Works for your guys' relationship. Okay, let's talk to Anna. Hi, Anna.

Hi, Anna. Hi. Hey, how are you guys doing? Good, thank you. Is this the deal in your relationship, separate rooms? Yeah. Well, at the moment, yeah. We, for a bunch of different reasons, really, but we have a baby.

Okay. He's five months old, and it's just really, but we have a baby. Okay. He's five months old, and it's just easier if I sleep with the baby, wake up, feed him, whatever, and my husband sleeps in the spare room. Right, so is your hubby still going to work, obviously, and you're taking care of the baby at the moment? Yeah, so we're dairy farmers, so he has to get up really early. Sleep's important to him. Plus, he likes having the TV on.

Oh, okay. He likes watching TV at night, and I hate it. I need the dark. You guys are on different schedules. Yeah, fair enough. Are you concerned that once the baby is out of your bedroom that it'll be too convenient and you guys won't end up sharing a bedroom again? Or is that what you want? No, no, no. This is our third child, so it's

kind of happened before, if you know what I mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. And it works for you guys. Once the kid grows up and gets in its own room, we normally move back in together. Yeah, interesting. Normally. Okay. One more from Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. Do you and your partner sleep in different rooms? Kind of. So when we first started going, staying at each other's houses,

I am someone who likes to sleep in absolute silence, and he would just gnaw it like a train. Yeah. So I would just hop around his flatmate's bed, even if they were in it or not, and just so I could get a good night's sleep. Wait, wait, wait. You would get into one of the flatmate's beds,

even if they were in the bed? Yep, just because I didn't snore like a train. Were the flatmates men or women? I mean, it doesn't really matter. Did you know the flatmates well? Yeah, I was mates with all of them. She got to know them well. Right. And he was fine with all of them. She got to know them well. Right.

And he was fine with it, your partner? Yeah, he understood that he was, yep, allowed. He was the liability. Right, okay. Interesting. And what happens now? I think he's just realised that there's another lump in the bed, so you have to be quiet, and he's learnt to sleep on his tummy.

He's managed to turn it off. Really? That is seriously impressive. You've changed his ways. That's incredible. Well, so you have to be quiet, and he's learnt to sleep on his tummy. He's managed to turn it off. Really? That is seriously impressive. You've changed his ways. That's incredible. Well, there you go. That is four compelling cases for separate bedrooms. Maybe I do want a separate bedroom.

Hey, you never know. It works for a lot of people's relationships. This one last text, though, Clint, it says, me and my girlfriend sleep in separate beds every single night. Not by choice. It's because I don't have a girlfriend. She's out there somewhere. So you know. It's because I don't have a girlfriend. She's out there somewhere. In her own bed.

Look, I saw this story today which made me go, is this normal? Is this thing happening at schools in New Zealand normal? Or am I just really out of touch? Oh no. What is it? Are the kids smoking again at school? No, they're not smoking. They're not vaping, although I think they are vaping,

but it's not about that. Look, it's, in truth, been a long time since I've been at school. I'm so interested to know what this is. This could be very normal and I could just be, like I said, really out of touch. So kids are doing this in New Zealand schools right now. According to the news today, students at Hastings College have been banned from ordering Uber Eats at lunchtime.

I did see this. Yeah. Yeah. Ordering Uber Eats at school. At school. Genius. Well, yeah. Yeah, definitely genius.

I mean, I wish I went to school in this time because that would be me. It just doesn't make sense to me. Anyway, the school said, no, no, no, no, no, you're not doing that. It's interesting because Hastings Boys High School gives all 800 students free lunches. Oh, wow. Yeah. They get things like spaghetti and meatballs, sandwiches, pieces of fruit,

but turns out that that can't compete with McDonald's, Carl's Jr., KFC, Pizza Hut, Subway and Burger King. Look, as someone who I went to boarding school in the later years of my schooling, so I ate school food for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I will say some of the food wasn't my favourite. Right. So, and I mean, not every day.

Sometimes it was good stuff. But if you're eating it all the time, like I kind of get it. I get it. I get the want for it. But I mean, it's free. You've got to opt for takeaways if you can get it. Like get the want for it. But I mean, it's free. You're going to opt for takeaways if you can get it. Like mine wasn't free. We had to pay for every last bloody meal I had.

And this is where I'm going to sound really out of touch. Where are these bloody kids getting enough money for Uber Eats from? Well, that's the thing. How do they afford Uber Eats? Would their parents' card be on their account? Oh my God. That's how I think it would probably work. For emergencies. Yeah. And they're it would probably work. For emergencies.

Yeah. And they're like, mum, it's emergencies. They made meatballs again. When is there an Uber Eats emergency? One of the boys asked about it said, look, yep, it's very nice that they give us lunch and it's fantastic. That's so good. Thank you.

Like a free lunch. But we are growing boys and sometimes we need more food. We need sustenance, which is takeaways. Yeah, well there you go. If you go to Hastings College, don't order Uber Eats because they said any that arrives on site from now is going to be confiscated. Man, that's

going to be a good day in the staff room. Instead, walk down to the takeaways and eat at their so you don't get caught. Brie and Clint. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plot line,

that she can do. Brie and Clint's What's the Plot? Our movie guessing game where today the jackpot is up to $550 cash. Nothing to sneeze at. Good money to be won. Good money. Easy money too. You just got to get two movie plots.

That's it. Just two movie plots. Yep. Hard bit is you got to get them before Bree does. And she's the expert. Here to take Bree on this afternoon is Matt. Kia ora, Matt. G'day, Matt.

Hey, how you doing? Now, this is not your first time in the What's the Plot arena. You played a few years ago, is that correct? I did, yes. Okay, so you know how it goes. How did you go, Matt? I did. I did walk away with the win, but it wasn't against you, Bree.

Oh. It was against another contender, another listener. I think you were away sick or something, or away maybe filming a TV show. Oh, maybe it was that. Secret TV show. Maybe it was when you were filming Naked Attraction. Yeah.

Okay. Okay, we can do this, Matt. Your buzzer is your name. I will start reading movie plot lines. Neither of you wait for me to finish that plot line before you have a guess at what it is. You get two of them correct. You take home the $550, Matt. Today, our theme, seeing as tonight is the launch

of Marvel Studios' She-Hulk Attorney at Law, all movies that have directors of Marvel films. Okay. So they share a director. The director of these films has also directed something in the MCU. Okay. So they share a director. The director of these films has also directed something in the MCU. Gotcha.

Okay. It might not mean anything to you. So you can disregard that if you want and just go off the plot lines. But that's the clue for you. Movie number one. Good luck to both of you.

Good luck, Matt. A lavish trip through Europe quickly unfolds into a race against time to solve a murder aboard a train. Brie. Brie. Oh, what's the movie called? Murder on the Orient Express? Can I have the full name of the movie, please? Oh, this is a guess. Murder on the Orient Express? Can I have the full name of the movie, please?

Oh, this is a guess. Murder on the Orient Express. You were about to say Oriental Express, weren't you? I was so close. Well done. Matt, did you know that movie? No! Have we lost Matt?

We lost Matt. We'll give our producers A little bit of time To get him back Murder on the Orient Express Was directed by Kenneth Brenner Who has directed

Movies in the Thor series Okay cool We're working hard To get Matt back We've got him Other people are calling Because they want to play Matt you're back

Matt you're back I'm back I'm back Okay Let's move on To movie number two You're still in this Matt But you are going to need To get this one Sounds good You're also. Matt, you're back. I'm back. I'm back. Okay. Let's move on to movie number two. You're still in this, Matt, but you are going to need to get this one. Sounds good. You're also going to need to stay in phone coverage and not put your face on the hang-up button.

Good luck. Movie number two. Three vampire housemates try to cope with the complexities of modern life and show a newly turned hipster. Bree. Twilight. Twilight. Twilight. Twilight is incorrect. Had to have a guess. Want to have a guess at that one, Matt?

Three Vampire Housemates. Vampire Diaries. Good guess. Is that a movie as well? I'm going to keep going because I feel like you guys are going to get this one. Okay. These three Vampire Housemates are trying to show a newly turned hipster some of the perks of being undead.

While they struggle with the mundane aspects of modern life, like paying rent, keeping up with a chore wheel, trying to get into nightclubs, and overcome... No, it's not Into the Shadows, is it? Can we get the name of that movie again? Into the Shadows. Into the Shadows, is it? Can we get the name of that movie again? Into the Shadows. Into the Shadows is not quite correct. Oh, give it to him.

You've got the right film. Give it to him. You want me to give it to him? Yeah, I was never going to get it. He's close. What We Do in the Shadows. Yeah, he's pretty bloody close. Directed by Taika Waititi,

who of course has directed multiple Thor films. Haven't seen it, but it sounds like a funny film. We're werewolves, not swearwolves. Yeah, I might watch that film, actually. Nice work, Matt. So good. Well done. That means we're at tie break, Matt, for $500.

$550 cash. The third and final movie plot. Oh, God. Here we go. Buddy was... Bri! Elf. Elf's correct.

Oh, my God. Sorry. I got out two and a half words. Buddy the Elf. That's impressive, Bri. Sorry, Matt. That's one of my all-time favourite films. Directed by Jon Favreau,

who also directed Iron Man. Congratulations, Bri. You get the win. Matt, you get the consolation prize of 50 KFC chicken dollars. Awesome. Thanks a lot, guys. Good game this afternoon, Matt.

Call back any time. Likewise. That had drama and suspense. Remember when Matt hung up for a bit? I know, and then we got him back, and then he got one right. This was like Avengers Endgame. I know.

Brie and Clint, who love these stories. What do you call them? Is it like a public vigilante? Kind of? Where you take matters into your own hands. A little bit, yeah. And you track down your stolen or maybe lost device

using Find My iPhone or Find My Phone. Yeah. There's so many texts coming through on this. Some amazing stories. These stories convince me more and more that it's time to put chips in ourselves. That it's time to, you know. I always put chips in me. Barbecue, salt and vinegar.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What about micro? I'm looking for a micro chip. Oh, micro chip. Because then we can locate people, you know. True. I mean, some people don't want to be found. I don't think I'd want that.

You know, someone knowing where I was 24 hours a day. Well, you say that, but... How is that? What about when you're drunk and you're not responding to your Uber? That is the time where I really don't want anyone to know where I am. Yeah, your Uber driver's like, if only I could pinpoint exactly where this woman was. And he's like, oh, and I'll dial into her arm chip. Playing with my Uber driver, how did you find me? So I said I was on this

side of the road and then you came over. I found you with your chip. Chips. Don't mind if I do. Let's talk to some people who have found their stuff. Jack's here. G'day, Jack. G'day, Jack. How did you get it back? Oh, it was one of those watches for kids and I quite knew at the time where you could use a phone, you could track it. And my son left a pretty prestigious school, left it in the classroom, and it sort of went walkabout. And quite new technology and we found where it was and I tell you what, because it's such a prestigious school, they didn't want anyone knowing that it had gone missing.

Right. But funny enough, the next day, it showed up back at school. Wow. Someone had a change of mind. All right. Okay, interesting. And now you can blackmail that school into making sure your child gets the best academic results possible, right, Jack?

Yeah, it hasn't decreased the fees at all. Yeah, right. That would have been nice. Hey, listen to this text. Someone said, My boyfriend's huffer jacket got taken with his headphones in them. Oh, yeah. We tracked them on Find My iPhone and his workmate had them.

We were on a big farming station. My boyfriend is too scared to confront them. Even though he knows that that guy has got his hmate had them. We were on a big farming station. My boyfriend is too scared to confront them. Even though he knows that that guy has got his Huffer jacket and his ear pods. The jacket's worth more than the ear pods. Well, yeah, that's true. Jana's here. Hi, Jana.

Hi, Jana. Hey. What did you track, Jana? This is when we had those sweet old school flip-flown flip razors. I don't know if you guys are even open to that. Yeah, I know the ones. So the hot pink one, real sweet. This is probably 20 years ago.

And we're at the pool, me and my siblings. And some people went through everyone's lockers and stole all their, like a bunch of stuff. And my phone was something that got stolen. So we tried calling it heaps. No one's answering. And then I went home and my dad found out and he went the old school vigilante and did something bad and called the phone again and then when um a mom answered he said he was the cops and that um that this girl's phone had been stolen and if he would get the address he would send them over to like pick it

up or whatever because it wasn't their property. So they totally were like, oh my gosh, yeah, here, we've got this phone. Gave me the address, drove over there, knocked on the door, mum answers, little kids there, maybe like 10 years old or something, hands me my phone and says,

oh, I found your phone. And I said, yeah, in my locker, thanks for returning it, but I don't recommend pretending to be a cop. Yeah, I found your phone. And I said, yeah, in my locker, like, thanks for returning it. But I don't recommend pretending to be a cop. Yeah, I was going to say, did you pretend to go the whole way? Did you arrest that kid and drive him around the block for a bit? Wouldn't that be a thing? Please tell me you at least dressed up.

I would have definitely bought an outfit and just dressed up for the occasion. One more from Carla. Hi, Carla. Hey, hi, how are you? Good, thanks, Carla. What did you track, Carla? My phone. I was living in Samoa a few years back

and I dropped it on a nightclub. Like, I was clubbing. And then a few days I couldn't track it until it showed up in a house. Like, I could see the house where it was. Yeah, okay. So I called the police and I said, someone has my phone, they saw it or they found it or whatever,

and I know exactly where it is. Would you help me come and get it? And the police said, yeah, come and get us. So I went and got, picked up the police. You picked up the police? I picked up the police. Okay. Wait, where is this, Carla?

Insamo. Insamo, okay. Okay, I'm following. I picked up the police. Okay. Wait, where is this, Carla? In Samoa. In Samoa. Amazing. Okay, I'm following. So I picked up the police. Two policemen came to my car. We went to the house and they went and knocked on the door. It was like you could clearly see what house it was.

Yeah. And there was like a 12-year-old or something kid that had my phone. Yeah. So they lectured the kid and it turned out that somebody else from their school had found it and they sold it to them for like something like 10 or 20 thala which is about 5 or 10 dollars.

Oh my god, it's an underground iPhone selling ring. Exactly. And so the police lectured the kid and then they gave it back to me and I dropped back to police, but I thought that was quite funny. Oh, my God. You were part of the police force. That's amazing.

Your car, for that one afternoon, you were driving a police car. They let you put a light on top of your car? That would have been cool. You were driving the squad car. Well, there you go. That's what's possible, I guess. Oh, my God. Can I read you one text?

Yeah, go on. This is quite good. Someone said, I tracked my sister's iPhone to a ditch in an industrial area in Hamilton. She left it in a taxi one night, and the next day when she confronted the taxi driver, he said he didn't know anything about it, but I saw it move from his house to where he buried it.

When we found the phone, it had 1% battery left. He buried the phone. That's disturbing. He must have panicked. Yeah, right? You know, panicked and been like, I'll just bury it. You could literally just... Just turn it off.

You could just throw it out the window. Turn it off. You could just leave the phone. I love the idea of this guy digging the hole. Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint a birthday banger. Three of your birthdays,

what was number one on their 16th? We're about to find out. We've got a math issue with one of our contestants. Yeah, I'm just working. Is that right? Yeah, I believe so. I'm just going to redo it here. You're going to redo it? Should we bring them on and we'll confront it head on? Christian's here. G'day, Christian.

G'day, Christian. Hey, how you guys doing? Good, good, good. So there's an issue with your math. What's your date of birth? Fourth of the 5th, 1999. 1999. Yes, which means he'd be 16 in 2015.

Yeah. I have the song. You've got it? I have it. Okay, can you... Somehow get it to you. Show it to me. Oh, we can do that. Yeah. I have the song. You've got it? I have it. Okay, can you... Somehow get it to you? Show it to me. Oh, we can do that.

Yeah, yeah. Just make small talk with Christian for a second. Christian, what have you been up to today, mate? Trying to dodge the rain, to be honest. Oh, mate, let's have some generic weather chat. Like, whereabouts are you in New Zealand? No, let's go. Oh, I was just getting to the good part of the small talk.

Hey, all right, mate. Christian, here's your birthday banger. Banger. Omi cheerleader, banger. One of the greatest Omi songs of all time. One of my favourites, yeah. Yeah. Do you like it, Christian?

It's not my preferred song, but... Fair enough. Fair enough, Christian. We like honesty on Birthday Banger. Wait there. We're going to do a Birthday Banger for Kennedy. Kia ora, Kennedy. Hello, Kennedy.

Hello. How's your day been, mate? Oh, busy. Yeah, busy. Doing what? Yeah. Just at work. I'm an ECE teacher and we had to keep all the kids inside out of the rain.

Sorry to... Early childhood education. Early childhood education. Just at work, I'm an ECE teacher and we had to keep all the kids inside out of the rain. Sorry. Early childhood education. Early childhood education. Gotcha. What a nightmare. Kids running out in the rain. They're in the mud. Oh, God.

Okay. Well, let's top your day off with a birthday banger. What's your birthday? 8th of the 11th, 1997. All right, Kennedy. That means you were 16 in 2013. And on your birthday, this would have been number one. The story of my life, I take her home.

I drive all night to keep her warm. Very emotional response from fill-in producer Petra for this song. She's a one-directioner. Petra. I'm a huge fan. Is this a must-win song? This is birthday banger, banger, banger.

Banger, banger, banger. This is like top for you. Yeah. Top, top. Do you like it, Kennedy? Are you a Directioner? Yeah. Yeah?

I'm not a massive One Direction fan, but the song's not bad. Who's the best member? Who's the best boy in One Direction? Well, I like Harry Styles now, so I have to say Harry.

It's got to be Harry Styles. Harry Styles. Okay, wait there. We're going to do one more birthday banger for Roscoe. G'day, Roscoe. Hey, guys. What have you been up to today, mate? Oh, flat-out day, flat-out day in construction product sales,

just trying to make myself look busy for the day. So you've been flat-out trying to make yourself look like you've been flat-out. That's exactly the case. You got any good deals on jib at the moment, Roscoe? No, I'm exterior stuff. You got any good deals on cladding? I don't know. No, that's the right one. Yeah, right.

Okay, good, good, good. There's no good deals going around in building materials at the moment. They're through the roof, so to speak. What's your birthday, mate? 6th of June, 82, so an older one. All right, Roscoe, we like him. You were 16 in 1998. Let me take you back to your 16th birthday

because this would have been number one. Roscoe! Roscoe in the building materials industry. How does C'est la vie sound to you? Bewitched. Yeah, those Bewitched girls were fantastic. They are fantastic, yeah. Yes, Roscoe.

Good attitude, mate. Three, four Irish girls. Four, I believe. Two sisters. I think the sisters, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Four, to be sure. I saw them recently at a throwback kind of concert.

Yeah. And there was only one of them there, I think. And then the rest were girls that kind of looked like the people, but they were backup dancers. We couldn't get the rest of the group here, but oh well. C'est la vie. Exactly. Wait there, Roscoe.

We've got a tough decision to make. Oh, I like that C'est la vie song. Petra's passion for One Direction makes me want to play One Direction. I've got to go Be Witch. I've got to go One Direction. All right. Which means we're going to a split vote. It's unfair to give that split vote to Petra

because we already know what her decision is. Yeah, we've got to go to the neutral. So we've got to go to the neutral party. Megan, what's the winner of Birthday Banger this afternoon? I mean, I kind of want to be witch, but I'm literally sitting next to Petra and she's glaring at me. One Direction, please. Hey, Kennedy, congrats.

You just won Birthday Banger. Thanks, team. Have a good Arvo, Kennedy. Thanks for calling me. I can't explain. I leave my heart open, but it stays right here empty for days She told me in the morning

She don't feel the same about her life The story of my life The story of my life Are you happy, Petra? Has that made you happy today? Is that exactly what you wanted? So happy, exactly what I wanted. Thank you very much.

Petra was like a 15-year-old at a One Direction concert then. She was taken right back there. She was flicking your fingers like, ah! Who's the best One Directioner from a true One Direction fan? Well, at the moment, I'm definitely Harry Styles. But back in the day, I was a Louis Tomlinson fan. Really? Yeah.

He was a funny guy. I'm a funny guy kind of gal. Okay, fair enough. Yeah. Fair enough. Okay, there you go. Tomorrow on ZM, we'll be playing all of the ZM announcers' birthday bangers

at midday for Friday Jams. Special feature. Yeah, that's cool, eh? Do you know what yours is? I do. Do you want to say what it is or do you want to wait until tomorrow?

I mean, I'll say what it is. Gangnam Style. I'm not that young. Mine... Whitney Houston. I'm not that old. Mine is Mario Let Me Love You. Oh, that is a good one.

Banger. What's yours? J-Lo, Jenny from the Block. Another great one. Yeah. Okay, midday tomorrow, all of the ZM team's birthday bangers will be on air for Friday Jams.

Sing it, Petra. Come on, join us. Next on the show. Mariah Carey wants to legally be known as the Queen of Christmas because of her song, All I Want for Christmas. You know, obviously that is the ultimate Christmas song, but I don't know about giving yourself the title. No, absolutely not. And also, is there, like, deliberation on this?

Do we go into any kind of... Can we consider anybody else? Yeah, can we, like, put someone else up for the job? Or is she just saying, that's what I'm being called now? I'm the queen of Christmas. She wants it for legal reasons so she can sell things like... candles. Mistletoe.

Pajamas. Eggnog, lotion and sunglasses. What, like Christmas themed? Christmas themed. Anyway, whether she is or isn't, you're right. You don't get to pick your own Monica. You do not.

It's weird when people are like, can you guys call me this because I want this to be my nickname. But branding's a good thing. So I thought we could do it for each other this afternoon. We could come up with each other's brands. Oh, no. And we asked you guys if you had any suggestions for us. Only one has come through, and they said,

you guys are the king and queen of shit chat. Thank you for that. No, look, I've put some effort into this, and I've come up with some for you, Brie. Okay. I've come up with some for you. Should we go back and forth? Yeah, let's go back and forth.

That's fun. Okay, Brie Thomasel, you need a brand. Okay. You need some branding. People need to know what they're dealing with here. So Brie Thomasel can cook, but she refuses to. Forget about high grocery prices and order dinner in tonight

with Brie Tomasell, the queen of Uber Eats. I like it. Get me a brand deal. Right? How good would that deal be? Keen. Keen on that. Jono and Ben had that for a bit. Did they? Yeah, I want to know if they got any free Uber Eats. Jealous. And Stan Walker.

Oh. And Di Henwood. That's right. They ordered the ads. Yeah. Oh. We were right fricking here, Uber Eats. I'm so jealous. I'm your biggest customer. Okay.

So that's one for you. What have you got for me? Look, I thought about, you know, your lifestyle and some of the things when I think Clint Roberts, I think his Audi. But recently, obviously, you traded in the Audi for another European vehicle. Well, it's a V-Dub Golf, but yeah, okay. Technically European. But it's from Deutschland, sure.

So I thought you could be the king of the European car. Well, again, if it means I get a brand deal, and I think, look, times are tough. If I can get back into an Audi, I'll do the deal. Interesting you went for financials on this one because your next one is purely targeted

at financials okay and you know what you're living this brand right now Brie Thomasel queen of expensive blazers that is so me

people say this to me all the time I know nothing about women's blazers but people say to me, do you know how much that blazer Brie was wearing in that video is worth? Tell me how much that blazer you've got on right now costs.

I actually can tell you it's worth 120 bucks. Oh. This is from Seed. That's a bit off brand for Brie Thomas Owls. This is from Seed. I'm going to ask someone who actually knows. Megan, how much do those Anina Bing blazers No, no, no.

that Brie wears, how much do those Anina Bing blazers that Bree wears, how much do those run for? I don't know if I'll be back tomorrow if I reveal. Can I just say all of my Anina Bing blazers I bought off eBay secondhand. Do you want me to sell them on Facebook Marketplace? No. You've already sold enough of my stuff. Okay, what have you got for me?

I thought, you know, when I think Clint Roberts, I think rugby, I think being obsessed with the All Blacks, being weirdly too obsessed with Dan Carter. But there's one main thing that sticks out for me and I thought you could be the king of owning way too many All Blacks jerseys. Nine All Blacks jerseys is not too many. In fact, I'm one short of my goal. Is it nine?

Tell the truth. It's nine. Is it? It's nine. I think there might be more. Last time I counted, it was nine. I think it might be more. I'm looking for a Dan Carter 2015 Rugby World Cup

if anyone's got one. Finally, last bit of branding for Bree. I thought, look, you already know who wins MasterChef. So Bree Tomasell, queen of illegally streaming Australian shows. I have a legal VPN. Thank you. There's no such thing as a legal VPN. Well, the website told me different.

Don't you dare tell me who wins MasterChef. My mum. I Zoom call my mum and she puts the laptop in front of the TV. She holds the phone up to the TV. So I can watch it. Okay. I mean, I've watch it. Okay. I mean, I've got a few more.

I thought you could change your whole Instagram handle. And obviously when I think Clint Roberts, this is one of the main things I think about when I think you. I reckon you should change your Instagram to at the tiny nipple king. I'll think about it, okay? It's got a ring to it. Yeah, right. You know? The tiny nipple king. I'll think about it, okay? It's got a ring to it. Yeah, right. The tiny nipple king. Feel free to use that. I'd have to post nipple pics.

Oh, yeah, you don't want to go down. I mean, there might be money in it. I want to talk about this article that I saw because I was quite disturbed by it because I feel like quite a lot of people do this thing where an expert has said that spending longer than five minutes on the toilet could be really bad for you.

Bad for you? Could be real bad. I reckon bad for your marriage if you've got kids. That's true. Are you a long toileter? Look, do I enjoy a little bit of peace and quiet? It is a bit of peace and quiet, a bit of you time. Yes, but it always comes at the expense of your partner

who's out there fighting fires on multiple fronts. On the front line. And they're like, get out of here! And I'm like, I can't help how long my body takes. You're like, I'm dropping bombs in here! I'm not assuming long. I'm between five and ten. Right.

Okay, so you're longer than five. I'm five. Right. I'm five min. Oh, yeah, that's right. Min and mim. Okay. I know some people Right. I'm five min. Oh, yeah, that's right. Min to mim. Okay. I know some people, I used to have flatmates where,

I'm not joking when I say, there was one particular flatmate who would spend 20 to 30 minutes every morning. Yeah, what are they up to? On the toilet. Yeah. Well, I think. I reckon you're well within your rights at that stage to put like a webcam in there.

Gather some data. I don't think there's ever well in your rights to put a webcam in there? Gather some data. I don't think there's ever well in your rights to put a webcam in there. Your girlfriend's the landlord. No. You want to investigate that. Hey, no, well, according to experts, they say it can be really bad for your health. Why do you think?

Oh, it'll be because sitting down. So they say sitting is the nearest smoking. It'll be that. Experts say that spending too much time on the loo can be bad for you as all that time on the loo can increase your risk of hemorrhoids. Because of cold seat. No, well, I mean, they say the science. Because your B-hole's hanging out.

It's that all the sitting and pressure can pile the pressure onto the veins around your bum. Yeah. Yeah, because you're supporting the edges, which means all the weight is sagging down through the middle part of the cheeks and coming out the... Your gooch has taken most of the brunt. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

As they say. Your gooch is like a suspension bridge between both cheeks. And you never want the gooch to take the brunt. Golden gate gooch. Ever. You know, the gooch to take the brunt. Golden gate gooch. Ever. You know, the gooch is delicate. Not a good time. So if you want to spend longer in the toilet,

change position. That's what it is. What, sit cross-legged? Cross-legged. Side saddle. Side saddle. Reverse. Hug the cistern for a bit. Kanga. Whatever it is. Do the kanga. Well, there you go. Five minutes and below, you're good to go.

There you go. That rhymes. Yeah. Five and below, good to go. Five and over, hemorrhoids, come on over. Play. ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta.

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