ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 18th August 2023
Episode Date: August 18, 2023Welcome to the last podcast of the week! Tradie v Lady (2:12) Our final Taylor Swift winner of the week (17:54) Have you cheated while on holiday? (25:45) Fridayoke - Don't Call Me Baby (37:06) Lil...y McManus (54:02). See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The ZM Podcast Network.
G'day everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint show on a Friday where yes, as Bryn Rudkin said, we have another double pass to Taylor Swift to give away today.
Correct, we've already given away four, we've got another one today, and this competition will go for another three weeks.
Yeah, a lot of people are thinking it ended today.
It does not.
There are another 15 double passes after today
to be given away on ZMUX.
I'm actually thinking about putting one of the double passes up for grabs
to whoever can solve the mystery of whoever microwaved fish
at the office today here at ZM.
Oh, it's the hot topic in the building.
Yeah.
It's all people are talking about.
Someone has microwaved fish in the office.
Can I paint a picture?
It's not a small office either.
It's quite a large, large cavernous space.
Yeah.
And the whole thing smells like fish.
People are saying the only thing that was worse than this was the time you cut all the
onions and the air conditioning circulated onion smell
around the building. What would you rather though? Onion smell or fish?
Onion's quite farty. Fish. I would hate. Fish is
definitely the worst. Old fish. Old fish. Reheated, microwaved fish.
I remember this one time when I lived in an apartment
here in New Zealand and we'd made fish tacos one night
and then someone had put them on a plate, the leftover fish,
and they put it in the back of the fridge
and forgot about it for about two weeks.
And then all of a sudden everyone was like,
what is that smell?
It was coming out of the fridge and took up the whole apartment.
No one likes a smelly fish taco.
No.
And then we bet one of the flatmates
to eat some of the two-week-old fish.
I'll never eat a smelly fish taco.
She died, yeah.
And then she came back to life, so it was all good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was fine.
Yeah, good, good.
What a happy ending.
Let's go.
Let's play Tradie vs. Lady.
We got 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC up for grabs
if you're the greatest tradie and or lady on the show this afternoon.
So 0800 dial ZM.
Who wants to play with us?
It's Tradie vs. Lady.
All right, last game of the week for the tradies and the ladies,
and the scoreline sits like this.
68 wins for the tradies this year.
The ladies on 76.
Can't be caught, the ladies.
They're starting to pull away again.
They can't be caught.
They've had a good couple of weeks, the ladies.
Let's start with the ladies.
She's 37.
She's from Auckland, and she was on a weight loss TV series.
Welcome to the show, Erina.
Hi, Erina.
How are you?
Hi.
What TV series were you on?
So it was a Maori weight loss challenge, and we were participating in Iron Maori.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, okay.
How'd you go?
Did you lose some weight?
We all did collectively.
It was just over 234 kilos.
Wow.
How many of you were there?
There were six of us.
Okay.
Wow, that's still a lot.
That's a lot.
That's a lot.
Wow.
Yeah.
Okay.
That is a lot.
Oh, good on you.
Let's see how you go on Tradie vs Lady.
You're taking on our tradies today.
They're from Wellington.
They're 22, and they are always keen for fishing on the big blue.
Welcome to the show, Kortz.
G'day, Kortz.
Yeah, how's it going?
Good, thanks.
What's your favourite type of fish to catch, Kortz?
Oh, a bit of harpooka.
Oh, yeah, delightful.
Okay, Kortz, your buzzer is tradie.
Erina, your buzzer is lady.
First of three correct answers is going to get 50 bucks cash from KFC.
Good luck.
All right, guys, here we go. First of three correct answers is going to get 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck. Alright guys, here we go.
First question. Keep calm and carry
on was the wartime
slogan of which nation?
Brady.
Yes, courts.
Was it the States?
Nah. I mean, good guess.
Erin R?
No, I wouldn't know actually. It's on a lot
of posters, a lot of mugs, tea towels.
It's, of course, Great Britain.
That's it.
Question number two, no points there.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
That's a real one in your reflection.
Trades.
Yes, of course.
Lady.
Drake.
Yeah, Drake.
It is, of course, Drake.
Bring back the trend, I say.
Question number three, one to the tradies.
Which snack company uses the slogan, once you pop, you can't stop?
They make chippies in a tube.
It's got a little plastic lid on it.
No one knows.
Yeah, Quartz.
Is it Pringles?
It is Pringles.
No more F words, okay, Quartz?
That's two strikes.
We'll take some points off you if you have another one.
All right.
I'll get offside.
Two to the tradies, none to the ladies.
You need this one here, Erin, to stay in it.
Question number four.
Who raps on Justin Bieber's original song
Baby?
Eddie. Yes, Quartz.
That's my main man, Ludacris.
That's your main man, Ludacris, right there. That's right.
Well done.
There you go,
Quartz and Justin, the nick of time.
$50 cash coming your way, thanks
to KFC.
Cheers, guys.
I was expecting another if word there to celebrate.
Yeah, I was hoping not.
Bree and Clint.
I want to talk about this couple that is going viral at the moment
because they have put on social media
that they don't have a particular side of the bed.
Oh, these people drive me insane.
Which we have spoken about on this show before.
Friends of yours are a couple like this.
Jamie and Josie.
I won't name them, but... Jamie and Josie.
Jamie and Josie.
Don't have a particular side of the bed.
The way their relationship works is,
whoever goes to bed first just picks a side
and then the other person comes in and hops on the other side. I feel like
if I went to bed first, I would just
probably pick the side that I always
would sleep on. You'd have to have the same
kind of phone because you'd have to have the same phone
charger on each side of the bed. I've got all
my little knick-knacks on my side
of the bed. What about your books that you're reading? I've got my
crystals
on my side of the bed that
I had to charge. I've got my pile of dust that I haven't cleaned off my side of the bed that I had to charge.
I've got my pile of dust that I haven't cleaned off my side of the bed
and my wife's got her pile of dust.
There's hair and, you know, all kinds of things.
Anyway, Angela Murphy said that her and her husband Skyler,
they've been dating for 11 years.
They got married last year and that's how it's always been
in their relationship. We've got some audio
of Angelina asking the internet if it's weird. We do not have a regular side of the bed that
we sleep on. Last night I slept on that side and then the night before for like two or three nights
in a row I slept on this side. It's never discussed. We just randomly pick a side when we go to sleep
and whenever this has come up in conversation,
people act like that is the craziest thing they've ever heard.
So I'm bringing it to TikTok to see if it is actually as crazy as everybody says it is.
It is.
And you know it is.
That's why you made the video about it.
And that's why you put that music underneath it.
Nobody puts that music underneath something they don't think is weird.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're definitely not in the norm.
You're not in the majority, that's for sure.
What side of the bed do you sleep on?
I don't know.
The left or the right?
I don't know left and right.
Yeah, well, figure it out.
Use your hand thing that you do.
No, because then I have to put my head in the direction where the bed is.
Left. No, right, right. I don't know. I don't know. Left or right? I don't
know. Okay. Well, you. I genuinely don't know. How do you not know? Because I can look at the bed.
Is it left and right when I'm looking at the bed or left and right when I'm in the bed? Yeah,
it's a good question. Thank you. Maybe when you're in the bed, I think. In the, oh shit. Okay.
Right. You're on the right, shit. Okay. Right.
You're on the right.
Right.
Okay.
Because I've got some interesting stuff from a psychologist about what side of the bed
says about you.
So psychologist Aaron Surtees said that having a preferred side of the bed comes down to
your personality type and how your brain is wired.
So he said in the research that he conducted that people who sleep on the left side tend to be more positive. They wake up in a more positive mood. They're calmer and feel more confident in
general than people who choose to sleep on the right side. People who sleep on the right side, on the other hand, are believed to be grumpier
and have a less positive outlook on the world. You know where I say that
research is BS is because I think a lot of men just sleep on the side
of their bed that the wife didn't want. Sounds like a right side sleeper if you ask me.
You know how I got my side of the bed? How? The one that Lucy didn't
want. Right. Interesting. Well that's just You know how I got my side of the bed? How? The one that Lucy didn't want Right
Interesting
Well that's just what his research said
Fair enough
I thought we could put it out there to the people
Because we have asked you guys before
But we find it fascinating
Are you one of these couples?
Are you one of these couples that don't have a side?
You just pick
Like when it comes down to it
When you're going to bed
I follow someone on Instagram called Ethically Kate.
She's a New Zealand influencer.
And her and her husband, once a week, change ends of the bed.
They sleep upside.
Where their feet are?
Yeah, they sleep upside.
Once a week, they sleep upside down in the bed.
No, that's yuck.
There's no headboard.
No, no headboard.
Oh, buzzy.
No.
Maybe that.
Maybe you do that. But more realistically, do you not have a
specific side of the bed? How does it work?
What's it like?
Maybe you're single and you don't have a particular
side and you just
sleep wherever. In the middle if you're
single, isn't it? You sleep, nah.
Full starfish. I don't reckon.
Bree and Clint. Do you
not have a particular side of the bed you sleep on?
You're just happy to sleep anywhere.
Just haphazard.
Just happy to lay down and just happy to have a pillow.
Whichever pyjamas are under the pillow,
those are the ones you're wearing tonight.
That's just it.
That's just how it goes.
That's how we're rolling.
We've asked you that question and Nikki's called in.
Hi, Nikki.
Hi, Nikki.
Hiya. Is you and your partner don't and Nikki's called in. Hi, Nikki. Hi, Nikki. Hiya.
You and your partner don't have a particular side of the bed, Nikki?
Well, no.
Mine is like when I was with my partner, I slept on the right-hand side.
Okay.
Now that I'm single, I sleep on the left-hand side.
Right.
So do you actually prefer the left-hand side?
I don't know. I hadhand side? I don't know.
I had this thing, I don't know, I heard a while back,
it's like the male sleeps on the side closest to the door
because he's the protector.
Oh, I've heard that too.
Yeah, so like now that I guess I'm the protector of my kids alone,
I'm on the closest to the door also.
Right, yeah.
But did you do that consciously or sort of subconsciously?
I think it says closer to, you know, it's close to the door.
Closer to do things.
Yeah, the kids call out.
Yeah, I get that.
I get that.
Nikki, listen to this text that came through.
It says, hi, Bree and Clint.
We don't have a side of the bed as such,
but my husband sleeps on the side that's closest to the door
so he can get attacked first.
Exactly, yes.
That's it.
Nikki, do you have a weapon near your bed?
I feel like everyone has.
I was just thinking that maybe I should have a weapon of some sort.
Like a hockey stick or something.
My weapon is a softball bat under my bed.
Have you actually got one?
Yeah.
That could be used as a weapon maybe.
What did you say, Nicky?
Vibrator in the drawer.
God, how big is it?
Nicky's like,
don't make me turn it on.
You better make sure that thing's charged, Nicky.
Ready to go.
Tickle them to death. It's like a sword.
It's like a big sword.
Thanks, Nicky. Gemma's here.
Hi, Gemma. Hi, Gemma.
Hi.
Hi.
Tell us, Gemma, are you with someone at the moment?
I am, yeah.
And do you guys have your sides of the bed
or you just sleep on whatever side?
We definitely have a side,
but it changes depending on the room set up.
So if we're at a friend's house or in a hotel
or something like that,
she'll always sleep on the side closest to the door.
Yeah.
Yeah, right.
Same principle.
Yeah, the exact same principle, eh?
That's me.
That's me in my relationship.
Oh, jeez.
Are you the one that has to do the attacking?
Yeah, that's why I've got the softball bat.
You're the attack dog.
Yeah.
I saw a TikTok that said you have to put a sock on the end of your baseball bat
so that if the attacker tries to grab it, that she slips off.
What a great idea.
Gemma, that's such a good idea.
But trust me, I'll be swinging it that hard.
They won't be grabbing anything.
That's brilliant.
Brace swinging for the fences.
God, that's such a good hack.
I didn't even think of that.
And terrifying as well.
Yeah.
To put that much planning in.
But, you know, maybe. You got to. Sarah's here. Hi didn't even think of that. And terrifying as well. Yeah. To put that much planning in. But, you know, maybe.
You got to.
Sarah's here.
Hi, Sarah.
Hi, Sarah.
Sarah, you don't have a set side of the bed.
Is that right?
Well, kind of, but kind of not.
Like, much like the other callers, I used to have a side.
But then once I had kids, it's now whatever side's closest to the door.
So, you know, as soon as we move house, then that side
changes. So I think I've had four different sides in the last three years.
Yeah, because you keep moving so much. Like, if I'm asking you though, Sarah, do you have
a side that you prefer? Like, if you think about it, or you just... Can't remember.
Yeah.
Oh, we missed that. I think we got a dodgy line with Sarah.
But thank you, Sarah.
We appreciate it.
Someone said on the text machine,
I could never swap sides of the bed because I'm a nighttime shower person
and he's a morning shower person.
So I think his side is dirtier.
His side is dirtier.
It 100% is.
Hey, you leave us morning shower people alone, okay?
I'm telling you.
People who are going through their like-to-day, all day,
and then they get into the bed, yuck.
My dad's theory is that the woman should sleep on the side
closest to the bathroom.
Oh, because they get up and down.
They get up to go to the toilet.
Do you get up and down in the night?
Very rarely.
Yeah, same.
I never do.
Very rarely.
Yeah.
My mum, every time we go away on a holiday, she goes,
oh, I just need to know my path to get to the bathroom
because I'm going to get up and down about eight times.
My father-in-law says that to me too.
He says, oh, young man's privilege.
Just you wait.
Oh, really?
Yeah, yeah.
Apparently it goes with age.
You're like, TMI.
Bree and Clint.
I came across this interesting video where this girl was in Beverly Hills and she's asking Gen Zers on the street in Beverly Hills,
which is a very rich area in the States,
how much do you think the average American earns a year?
Okay.
Yeah.
The answers will blow your mind.
So this is young people who live in Beverly Hills.
Exactly.
Okay.
And how much they think the average US American earns.
How much do you think the average American makes a year?
Maybe like 400K, 450.
How much do you think the average American makes a year?
I don't know, maybe like half a million.
How much do you think that the average American makes a year? I don't know, maybe like half a million. How much do you think that the average American makes a year?
$90,000 to $100,000.
How much do you think the average American makes a year?
$200,000?
$250,000?
Wow.
Some people think the average person earns half a million dollars.
They live in Beverly Hills.
They have no idea.
Just for your own, like anyone playing along at home,
the average American, according to the US Bureau of Statistics,
earns about $61,000 to $62,000 a year.
Long way off half a million.
US.
Yeah.
Long way off.
A long way off.
I thought I would conduct my own experiment
and take a bit of a poll around the office here at ZM,
use the Gen Zers that we have here,
and ask them how much they think the average Kiwi is.
Much like the youth of Beverly Hills, the youth of ZM,
uber wealthy and extremely out of touch?
Well, so just for our records, the average Kiwi, according to statistics from last year,
it's around 61 to 62,000.
In New Zealand?
In New Zealand.
Okay.
The average Kiwi.
All right.
But this is what the Gen Zers from around the office thought the average Kiwi would earn.
How much do you think the average Kiwi earns a year?
70,000.
I'm going to also lock in 70K.
I want to go 60K.
65.
50K?
50K?
Yeah, I'm going to go with that.
Pretty good.
Pretty good.
Pretty close.
Compared to...
Much more realistic.
Much more down to earth.
The youth of Beverly Hills.
You should have done a follow-up question of
how much do you think the average Kiwi should earn?
Or how much do you think the average Kiwi needs to earn
just to pay for petrol and groceries?
It's definitely more than $60,000.
I'll tell you that for free.
Way more.
How much do you think the average Kiwi should earn?
I feel like it'd be hard to get by on less than
75,000. If you want to be able to save
for a house and things like that, less than
75,000? Yeah, I think the way things are going,
it should be around
70,000. That's from an Aucklander's perspective,
by the way, where houses cost what
they cost. And everything's
more expensive.
It's continuing to go up.
But there you go.
Yeah.
Apparently the youth here at ZM quite...
Quite switched on.
Quite switched on.
They're going to do well with the election.
Yeah.
Aren't they?
They'll be onto it.
Bree and Clint.
ZM, Bree and Clint.
That's Taylor Swift.
Taylor Swift.
The Air is Tour.
Live in Sydney.
ZM, this radio station is giving away a double pass to Taylor Swift
every day for four weeks in a row.
And if you're the first person through at four o'clock
with all three of our Taylor Swift songs,
you'll score one of those double passes.
That is correct.
Let's go to the phones now.
The person who has gotten through is you, Kalis.
Oh, my gosh.
You're here.
You're on the air, Kalis.
Oh, my gosh.
Don't cry yet.
Don't cry yet.
Are you more nervous or excited, Kalis?
Oh, I'm a bit of both.
A bit of both?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Kalis, hold it in for a second.
What does Taylor Swift mean to you, Kalis?
Oh, oh my gosh.
Oh, so much.
Oh my gosh, you won't even know.
Why do you think you love her so much?
What is it about Taylor Swift that appeals to you?
It's just the music.
And just like everything's so relatable in one way or another.
Yep.
Yeah.
Will you be relating to it
live in Sydney
in A Reserve?
All we need from you,
Kaylis,
are the three songs
we played at eight,
twelve and four.
Oh,
yes,
I'm ready.
Okay,
what was our eight o'clock song?
Look What You Made Me Do.
Perfect.
What was our twelve o'clock song? Ready For It. Perfect. What was our four o'clock song? Look What You Made Me Do. Perfect. What was our 12 o'clock song?
Ready For It.
Perfect.
What was our 4 o'clock song?
22.
Kalis, you're going to see Taylor Swift.
Oh, my God.
You've done it.
Oh, my gosh
Taylor's what a Friday
You and a friend will be in Sydney
At the Irish Tour
With two A Reserve tickets
Who are you going to take with you?
Oh my gosh
A few friends that missed out on tickets
So my gosh
Any of them really
Make them do the Hunger Games and play off for them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fight to the death.
Yeah, I wish.
I wish.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, thank you so much.
It hasn't sunk in yet, has it, Kalis?
No, no.
Hey, congratulations, mate.
We can tell you're a true fan and you deserve this,
so we're so excited for you.
You're going to be at the Eris Tour.
Well done.
Oh, thank you so much. Thank you. You're welcome, mate. St excited for you. You're going to be at the Airers Tour. Well done. Oh, thank you so much.
Thank you.
You're welcome, mate.
Stoked for you.
Everybody who wins a double pass off ZM to go to Taylor Swift is also in the draw for flights.
Thanks to Air New Zealand's Grab A Seat, we will draw that competition at the end once everybody has their tickets.
And don't worry if you didn't get them today.
It's back on Monday for three more weeks.
Free Taylor Swift tickets here on ZM.
All the details are up on our website, or weeks. Free Taylor Swift tickets here on ZM.
All the details are up on our website,
or you can text Taylor to 9696.
Pretty successful week, if you ask me.
And a whole lot more to come yet.
Bree and Clint.
We just gave Kalis a double pass to Taylor Swift.
Kalis, you're going to see Taylor Swift.
Oh, my God.
You've done it.
Oh my God.
She did the inaudible cry scream.
Oh, I'm so, so, so happy.
We should do an index of different kinds of winners.
Yeah.
I reckon Kalis was at about a seven.
Ready?
What am I saying here? Yeah.
Oh, I'm so, so, so, so happy.
I'm going to get a ticket.
I tried so hard to get Taylor Swift tickets.
Oh my God, that's exactly what I said.
Yeah.
Wow.
That was amazing.
It's like I'm raising two girls and I have to hear like cry talk all the time.
Yeah, it is something like that.
Hey, let's talk about this crazy story about this woman named Georgie
who has pretty much come out and said that she cheats when she's on holiday.
Wild.
Yeah.
So she says that it's been happening for years and she feels no guilt when she's away on a holiday
outside of her own country, she will cheat.
Does she go on holiday by herself?
She goes on holiday with friends.
Oh. So they're in on
it too. So the friends do
know about it. They don't
condone it. Okay.
Because obviously she's an adult.
But the friends apparently do know
about it, yeah. Wow.
She said that she's been in a
happy relationship
for the last five years
and hopes to one day marry her partner.
Yeah.
And says she wouldn't dream of cheating on him back in the UK,
where she's from, but she becomes a different person when she's abroad
and she'll let her hair down.
You can do that when you're on holiday, become a different person.
You can have a different name.
You just have not as many responsibilities as well.
Yeah, you can be whoever you want.
You can pretend to be whoever you want because theoretically you're never going to see these people again unless you bump into somebody.
Like if you're a Kiwi on holiday on the Gold Coast, you're definitely going to see someone you went to high school with.
Yeah.
So that's a bit different.
That's true.
But if you went to Spain, they wouldn't know who you were.
No, not at all.
Does it say in there, I don't suppose it does,
but does it say in there whether her boyfriend knows that she cheats on holiday?
Yeah, it does actually talk about that.
Apparently, he doesn't know.
He doesn't know.
He doesn't know.
She said it's not every trip that she goes away on, but it is quite a few.
Right.
It's wrong.
It's a no from me.
It's a no from me.
It is a no from me.
What did I get called a prude for earlier in the week on this show?
Oh, we did the story of the woman who's dying
and said that her dying wishes to sleep with her ex-boyfriend.
She said that to her husband and they're like,
let her stop being
such a prude. That's got a little bit more grey
than this one. I feel like this one's
definitely black and white. So the
risk of being called a prude again,
I don't think it's
that legit.
This is definitely black and white. I think it's
Georgie, you're doing the wrong thing
and you should take a look at yourself.
I feel like any time you're doing something
that you wouldn't tell your partner about,
there's something in your brain that you know that it's wrong.
I also think, though, that it also means
that maybe you have a different set of morals
or ideas of what a relationship is compared to your partner
and maybe they don't align.
Because there is people that have open relationships
or there are people that align on that kind of thing.
Of course.
But they talk about it.
Obviously, Georgie and her partner don't
or else they would talk about this fun fact
that she cheats when she's away on holiday. But maybe we are
prudes. Maybe we're backwards. I thought
we should ask people on 0800DIALS at M
were you dating someone and they cheated on you on a holiday?
Or do you cheat on your holidays? Or did you cheat on the holiday?
Do you think it's fine? I think it definitely, like a holiday definitely has those elements about it where it makes it easier.
Because if you're away.
A holiday is not real life.
You know, it's a lot more tempting for people.
Because if you're away on a holiday, you're like, no one knows me here.
It's not going to get back to my place.
All that type of stuff.
It's warm.
Everyone's got a tan. Yes. You're always running about one or two here. It's not going to get back to my... All that type of stuff. It's warm. Everyone's got a tan.
Yes.
You're always running about one or two cocktails
in your system at all times.
Exactly.
It's a dangerous cocktail of all those things.
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Yes.
Did your partner or did you cheat on a holiday?
Are there different rules when it comes to
holidays?
Not that I've heard of. Maybe
in certain... Not in the rule book I've got. Imagine
if you were in a relationship where it was like
agreed upon that if you're on a holiday
it's fair game.
It's not cheating if you've agreed on it though. No, it's not.
No. Which for some people would
take some of the thrill out of it.
Like I reckon this lady who's doing it that we talked about,
she openly says that she cheats on her boyfriend when she's on holiday.
Her friends know about it.
He doesn't know about it.
It's about not getting caught.
I reckon she wouldn't be as excited about it if he knew.
If he was like, bye, babe.
Have you got your passport?
Yep.
Have you packed your togs?
Yep.
How many guys are you going to sleep with?
Have you packed your contraception? Yep. Okay.
But we're asking you guys the question. Yeah, have they or maybe you
cheated whilst on holiday? Hi, Bear. Hi, Bear. Hi.
You were with someone that cheated on you, Bear. Yes,
unfortunately so. What was the details of the
situation?
So I used to live with my ex and I'd go stay with my mum for a few days just to make it easier to get to work.
Okay.
And during those times that I was at my mum's, my ex would bring someone over and sleep in the bed that I brought for them and everything.
Wow. And then confronted from our housemates would claim, oh, but we're polyamorous and they know.
No, Bear.
So they were telling your flatmates
because obviously they were bringing people over
and they were like, hey, aren't you in a relationship?
And they were like, no, we're polyamorous, but you weren't.
I am polyamorous, but we hadn't discussed anything
and they were just using that excuse.
Wait, wait, now that's got confusing.
So you are polyamorous,
but the relationship that you were in at the time,
you guys hadn't set it up as a polyamorous relationship.
Yeah, we were just monogamous at the time.
Yeah.
Oh my God, there's so many layers.
Oh, dirty dogs.
God.
Did you break up?
Yeah, I didn't know they were cheating.
We broke up on a mutual terms,
and then I found out about two or three months later from the housemate.
Oh, you're better off, babe.
Did you let them keep the bed?
No.
You what?
You took the bed.
Yeah, why would they get the bed?
Because it's tainted.
She doesn't want the bed.
But still, then you have to buy a new bed.
Make them buy it off you.
Part of the offence there was on the bed that I bought.
Yeah, they can buy it off me.
I'm not going to give them the bed.
You can burn it in front of them.
Yeah, someone texted her and they said,
my ex cheated on me while I was on a five-day holiday
because he was bored.
That's not a good reason, is it?
Five days.
Someone else said,
my now husband went overseas on a boys' trip and cheated on me.
I told my dad and he said, well, it is a boys' trip.
What do you expect?
Dad.
Dad, that's not the right thing to say.
Dad.
That's not the right thing to say, Dad.
Dad's like, well, you let him go on a boys' trip.
This is technically your fault. This person wants to remain anonymous. Hello, anonymous to say, Dad. Dad's like, well, you let him go on a boy's trip. This is technically your fault.
This person wants to remain anonymous.
Hello, Anonymous.
Hi, Anonymous.
Hello.
Who cheated and where?
Okay, so not any of me or my partner, thank God,
but at my wedding, we had a great time.
We left and we found out the next day
that one of the groomsmen had cheated
on his very long-term partner.
And they were living overseas.
So the partner was still overseas, but he was in New Zealand with us.
And we were like, oh, gosh, okay, good luck.
And we went off on honeymoon.
We were like, good luck with that.
See you later.
And so he called her the next day and was like, oh, babe, I'm so sorry.
I've got to tell you something.
And she was like, yeah, but you're overseas.
You're on holiday.
So it's fine.
No!
And he was like, um, I didn't know that was the rule, but okay, cool.
And she's like, well, that's what I've been doing.
What have you been doing?
Well, that's what we said, like, has that just been her rules the whole time too?
But I don't think he questioned it too much because he got off scot-free.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Leave well enough alone, I guess, if you want to stay with the person.
Because you said it was very long term and they're obviously good friends of yours
because they're in the bridal party.
Do you know if that relationship is still going today?
Still going strong.
Do you reckon, Anonymous, it might have been partly that she was like,
I don't want to actually have to deal with this
and I'm just going to say this to make myself feel better about the situation and we can just move past it? I don't want to actually have to deal with this and I'm just going to say this to make myself feel better
about the situation and we can just move past it.
I don't know.
She's like a pretty progressive gal, you know?
Like I think she's probably just like...
Pretty progressive.
She sounds progressive.
That's a good way of looking at it.
I like that.
Yeah.
Okay.
Thanks, Anonymous.
No worries.
I like to think of them in the future booking holidays
and he's like, I want to go to Greece.
And she's like, I'd love to go to Greece. He's like, no, I want to go to Greece. And she's like, oh, I'd love to go to Greece.
He's like, no, I want to go by myself.
Like, it's a solo trip.
Yeah, yeah.
Bree and Clint.
Zed and Bree and Clint.
Notorious B.I.G.
Teddy and Mace.
It's Mo' Money, Mo' Problems.
People think I, I don't know if you heard me say it,
but I said I hate it.
Not that song.
I love that song.
We're just talking about how the sun,
it's starting to get more into summer
because the sun always comes through the studio
and hits me in the back.
And I was just celebrating.
I was like, oh, what a great sign.
It means maybe winter is finally over.
No, I said I hate when the sun does that
because I get real sweaty in the studio
because it hits me in the back.
My back's all sweaty.
Keep your perspiration to yourself, mate.
Sorry about it.
Hey, have you ever wondered what your hairdresser would prefer you did and really prefer you
didn't do when you were sitting in their chair?
Yeah, I'd love to know.
It's an intimate situation getting your hair cut, isn't it?
It is.
Like you spend a decent chunk of time just one-on-one with somebody that you probably
wouldn't hang out with otherwise.
Yeah, my mum's a hairdresser by trade and she always says and jokes that she's a cheap therapist.
Yeah, well, you'd see your hairdresser on your good days
and your bad days because you book it so far in advance
you wouldn't know, right?
Viva magazine has spoken with a Kiwi hair stylist,
salon technician?
Stylist, salon technician.
Hairdresser?
Yeah, any of those.
Here's five things that they love.
Let's start with love.
Okay.
About customers.
One, when customers show up to their appointments super organised,
things like bringing their snacks and a book,
but also inspiration photos of what they're actually going for.
They said it makes the service run much more smoothly.
Not just, what are you thinking today?
Oh, I don't know.
They want you to bring a book too so you can entertain yourself so they don't have to look after you.
Supervise you. Yeah.
I've never thought about that before because there isn't
that downtime during a men's haircut.
It's all action. Oh yeah. There's no
treatments that are baking in.
There's nothing. It's very... Yeah, I
constructed a full
Lego Titanic one time
in one hair appointment.
Yeah, good.
Number two, when a client speaks openly,
there's the things they love.
When a client speaks openly about the things they loved
and didn't love about their last haircut,
they said it helps them learn
and they get much better results.
So if they say, how was last time for you?
And you just go, oh, it was great, thanks.
But it wasn't.
That's actually not helpful for anybody.
Yeah, interesting.
You should say, I hated it.
I had to wear a hat for two months.
No, you don't say it like that.
What hairdressers love that you do.
Number three, if you're super happy with the work that the stylist does,
you should tell them.
They said it makes them really happy,
and they get a rush
when they get good feedback.
Of course.
You should do that with anything.
I have in the last 12 months made a point of if I ever feel
like someone's given me really good service or I really like something,
I will go up to the person and tell them because I feel
like when we don't like something, we are go up to the person and tell them because I feel like when we
don't like something, we are more likely to do that.
But I'm now consciously in the last like 12 months, I go up to people and tell them when
they've done a really good job.
What about a tip?
A tip?
Sometimes, depending on what it is.
I don't have any cash on me, but if I did, honestly, I'd give you a tip.
Do you want a piece of gum?
I've got a piece of gum.
Number four, when clients actually listen to our at-home care advice,
meaning that their colour or cut or extensions are given the best opportunity to shine.
They give you homework, you actually do it.
They love that.
Yeah, cool.
Fair enough.
And number five, things hairdressers love.
They love it when their clients bring them presents.
Of course.
Everyone loves that.
I didn't know you were allowed to accept presents, but okay, good to know.
Oh, like a coffee or...
Yeah, true.
You know?
What do hairdressers hate and they wish you would stop doing?
Here's five things from a New Zealand hairstylist.
Fidgeting in the chair.
Yeah, actually.
Because my mum always says that one.
So number one is people that try and move their heads forward at the basin.
They said, we know what you're doing,
but we will ask you if we need you to move your head, okay?
We're professionals, just leave it to us.
It's under control.
Yeah, and number two is similar but different.
They said people with floppy heads.
Floppy heads?
They said, if I put some tension on a hairbrush
when I'm trying to dry your hair out
and your head starts moving towards me with every movement.
It says here, I'm internally screaming.
They might have a sensitive scalp.
Yeah.
Well, then go, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
Ow!
Number three, what are the things your hairdresser hates about you?
The way you smell.
No, not really.
Oh, I was like, whoa.
They hate when clients talk with their whole heads.
What does that mean?
They said, there are only so many times I can ask you to please keep your head nice and still
before I start to scream it at you.
Stop fidgeting.
Yeah, fidgeting.
Yeah, stop moving.
Number four, when people aren't honest about their hair history,
they said the truth eventually comes out once we start colouring.
Most issues are easily avoidable if you tell us the truth.
They said we can waste both of our time and money if you don't.
Please don't lie to your stylist.
Hairdressers can tell so much.
Like, I don't think you understand.
They can tell if you've used a $12 box dye from Countdown.
They can tell everything about your hair. You know what's so funny is that every time if I go
to a hairdresser that I haven't been to before, every time that they wash my hair at the base and
then they'll bring me back over to the chair, they'll go, whoa, you've got real curly hair.
I wasn't expecting that. Because they can tell all that stuff.
My hairdresser can tell when I've been to see another hairdresser.
Really?
When I've cheated on them, yeah.
Oh, yeah, because they'd have a different,
there's so many different styles of cutting.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And number five, the thing that your hairdresser hates about you,
showing up late to your appointment,
but especially if you show up late to your appointment with a coffee.
It said most stylists are accommodating by around 15 minutes, Grace,
for you to get there.
But if you show up half an hour late and you didn't call
and you still found time to stop off for a coffee,
then that's disrespectful.
What if you've got a coffee for them?
They said that's actually better.
That's good, yeah.
Yeah, they said at least bring a coffee for us as well.
Yeah, because if you're getting a coffee, get one for your hairstylist.
There you go.
They never have time to do anything, let alone get, like,
they don't have time to wipe their bum, let alone go get a coffee.
Oh, I feel like hairdressers have got time to wipe their bums.
Nah.
I'm telling you, hairdressers are some of the busiest,
hardworking people in the workforce.
With the smelliest bums is what you're saying.
No, what?
Bree and Clint.
Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday Hokey.
Welcome to it, everybody.
We're about to go head to head with another singing battle.
That is correct.
The song choice this week is one from the archives.
I reckon maybe 1999,
2000, 2001.
Somewhere around there. From
the duo Madison Avenue.
Don't Call Me Baby.
It's a vibe.
Bring this back, I say.
It's one birthday banger in like the last couple of months.
It has.
And since then, it's kind of just been on our minds.
Yeah, it's been on my playlist, that's for sure.
So we thought, hey, why don't we butcher it?
Why don't we ruin it?
Why don't we absolutely destroy it?
Yeah.
So what you're going to hear is Brie doing Medicine Avenue,
then me doing Medicine Avenue,
and then we want you to call us and tell us
who did the least worst version of Medicine Avenue
and because Bree chose it
Bree's going to go first.
Correct.
So here it comes.
Oh God, I hope it's alright.
This is Bree's.
I need a win.
Good luck.
You and me
we have an opportunity
and we can make it something really cool but but you, you think I'm not that
kind of girl, I'm here to tell you baby, I know how to rock your world, don't think that
I'm not strong, I'm the one to take you on, don't underestimate me, boy I'll make you
sorry, you were born, you don't know me the way you really should.
You're so misunderstood.
Don't call me baby.
You got some nerve and baby that'll never do.
You know I don't belong to you.
It's time you knew I'm not your baby.
I belong to me so don't call me baby.
Banger.
I feel like you put an Aussie twist on what was already an Aussie song.
We just didn't know it was an Aussie song, you know?
If you haven't heard the original, it is very monotone, can I just say?
If you haven't heard it?
Yeah, if you haven't heard the original, it sounds just like ours.
Yeah, sounds the same.
Okay, are you happy with that?
I'm pretty happy with that.
You know, that's the first Friday
Okie I've ever done where I didn't need to
look at any lyrics. Yeah,
right. Didn't need to look at one lyric.
I think I was the same. Yeah, it was just
in my brain. Okay, well here comes
mine. Let's see
if it can compete.
Alright, good luck. After you've
heard both, you'll get to vote.
Brian Clint. You and me, we had an opportunity
And we can make it something really cool
But you, you think I'm not that kind of girl
I'm here to tell you, baby, I know how to rock your world
Don't think that I'm not strong, I'm the one to take you on
Don't underestimate me, boy, I'll make you sorry you were born.
You don't know me, the way you really should, you're so misunderstood, don't call me baby.
You've got some nerve in baby, that'll never do, you know I don't belong to you It's time you knew I'm not your baby
I belong to me so don't call me baby
I like that.
I'm happy with that too.
The fun one to do, isn't it?
Yeah.
Who's got it?
Who do you think did the better version of Madison Avenue Don't Call Me Baby?
We are throwing the phone lines open right now on 0800 Dial ZM.
And for a Friday afternoon, for a bit of fun,
why don't you give us a call and help us pick the winner this afternoon?
Yeah, give us a call.
Have your say.
Have your vote and your opinions warranted here at ZM.
I feel like it's quite close this week.
So we're back with the result next.
Bree and Clint.
Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday Okie.
Welcome back. It's time for some results.
This week we took on Madison Avenue, Don't Call Me Baby.
Don't call me baby.
You got some learning, baby, that'll never do.
We've had a great text from someone that says,
my sister was named after the song Don't Call Me Baby.
When she was born, my parents couldn't come up with a name for her,
so they kept calling her Baby.
And then the song Don't Call Me Baby came out,
so they named her Madison.
That's an awesome story.
I love that.
That is a great story.
And you've got a great song to go with your story as well.
Yeah.
Sorry, so we've done them.
Bree sounded like this.
Don't call me baby.
You got some nerve and baby
that'll never do.
And mine sounded like this.
Don't call
me baby.
You got some nerve and baby that'll
never do.
Bang him.
What a tune.
What a tune.
So we're looking for five votes to decide the winner of Fridayoke,
and we're going to start with Bella.
Good afternoon, Bella.
Hi, Bella.
Hello.
How old are you, Bella?
I'm 10.
10.
Well, that means you're an expert in Fridayoke.
What did you think this week?
I'd like to vote for Clint because he
was really good and it was quite funny. Thanks.
Thanks Bella. I appreciate it. Thanks Bella. Ciao Bella. Have a great
weekend. Let's go to Rebecca on 0800 dials at M. G'day
Beck. The last one's going to
change how I word my answer, but
definitely Brie, because
she made me question my
gender preference.
Beck, I will take that
into the weekend.
The last thing I said was just so sexy.
Are you saying Brie's Medicine
Avenue was enough to turn you?
Oh, yeah.
Rebecca, call me Tina because I just turned you.
She's Tina from Turners.
Oh, Meg, you made my week.
You made my week. Okay, one apiece.
Thank you very much, Rebecca.
Let's go to...
Lila.
Lila.
Hi, Lila.
Hi, Lila.
Hi.
Pretty name, Lila.
What do you think for Friday Oki this week?
I think it's actually Clint because he hit the higher note
and his was a bit jazzier.
Yeah, but jazzier.
That's a technical term that I'll take.
Thanks, Lila.
I appreciate it.
Turns out so far in the results, I'm big with kids
and you're big with the sexually curious.
I'm happy with that.
Yeah. I think you should be. I think it's a good way to go. Kylie's
here. Hi Kylie. Hi Kylie. Hey
guys, how's it going? Good, thanks Kylie. What
do you think this week? Well,
I'm not sexually curious, but
Brie, I think that's the best work ever.
Really? You've definitely
got my vote, girlfriend. Oh, appreciate you
Kylie. But it wasn't enough to turn you.
Is that right, Kylie? Oh, yeah, no. Oh, appreciate you, Kylie. But it wasn't enough to turn you. Is that right, Kylie?
Oh, yeah, no.
I'll try again next week.
Yeah, go for it.
Hey, you can always try.
Absolutely.
She'll keep trying until she gets you.
We're all tied up.
We're going to the decider.
Ryan's here.
G'day, Ryan.
G'day, Ryan.
Hey, guys.
How are you?
Good, thanks, Ryan.
Have you got any feedback?
A little bit. You both did really well this week. Thank you. It's definitely
better than a few that you've done
in the past. That's true. We understand
what you mean by that. Yeah there's been a few
shaky weeks I think recently so it was
good to get one on the board.
Yeah definitely definitely but
I'd have to give my vote just as you get out
to Clint I think this week.
Thank you very much, Ryan.
Did it turn you?
No, definitely not.
No, okay, sweet.
He's still with me on that one.
Yeah.
I got you, Ryan.
I win the vote, you win, Ryan.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Very good.
Thanks, everybody, for voting.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger.
You guys, the number one song on your 16th birthdays,
and we play one of those songs right here, right now.
Brittany's here to play birthday banger today.
G'day, Brittany.
Hi, Brittany.
Hello.
How are you?
How's your week been, Brittany?
Yeah, not too bad.
How about you guys?
Oh, it's been all right. Good for a Friday, though, isn't it? Yeah, it's really nice weather actually for a Friday. How good's the weather been this
week? Have we commented? It's been really nice. Yeah, it's been real good.
Some of that seasonal depression just starting to melt away.
I can feel it defrosting away. I can feel the dementors sucking it out of me.
All of a sudden, maybe, just maybe, life isn't so bad.
Who knows?
It all takes a little bit of vitamin D.
It's amazing what the sun does for you.
Sometimes all you need is a bit of D.
Oh, no, I missed something there.
Missed something.
Brittany, what's your birthday?
13th of October, 1996.
All right, that means you were 16 in 2012.
And on the 13th of October 2012,
this was at the top.
Oh, no.
Oh, it's the king of Korea,
Psy.
Oh, no.
It's the tune that gets
stuck in your head
and doesn't go away.
Yeah.
You know what?
I actually love that song.
Do you reckon when you were 16,
you and your friends were going around the lounge
doing the lasso?
100%.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Had to be.
It was writing down.
It was writing down.
It took over the world, didn't it?
Okay, good.
Wait there, Brittany.
Let's do Zara.
Zara, you're calling in for your mum.
Is that right?
Yep.
Hi.
Hi, Zara.
Well, we appreciate you calling through.
What's your mum's name? Julia. Hi. Hi, Zara. Well, we appreciate you calling through. What's your mum's name?
Julia.
Okay, so we're going to do Julia's birthday banger.
And what's her birthday?
The 6th of the 9th, 1982.
All right.
That means she was 16 in 1998.
And Zara, this is your mum's birthday banger.
It's like that, and that's the way it is. And Zara, this is your mum's birthday banger.
Best breakdancing video ever.
It's a good one from Run DMC.
It's like that.
Have you heard that one before, Zara?
No, but my mum's laughing.
It's a banger.
It is such a chose.
Such a good one.
Why is your mum laughing?
I don't know.
Because it's vintage. She thought it would be better than that.
Yeah, okay.
All right.
I reckon Zara's mum probably, you know,
needed stitches in her chin from trying to do the worm to that song.
Yeah.
Let's do David's birthday banger.
Hi, David.
G'day, David.
How are ya?
Mate, how are you?
Yeah, pretty good.
Pretty good yourself?
Oh, mate, it's a Friday.
Couldn't be better for me.
What's your birthday, David?
We'll rip into this.
July 1995.
All right, that means you were 16 in 2011.
And, David, the wait is over because this is your birthday banger.
Oh, it's a tune, David.
Cobra Starship, You Make Me Feel.
Are you a fan?
Can't argue with it, can't argue with it.
Yeah.
I don't want to sound cliche, but it's got BFE, doesn't it?
BF.
Big Friday Energy.
It does, yeah.
Big Friday Energy.
I'm in my Cobra Starship era.
Are you? Yeah. Who was the girl from Gossip Girl that was in my Cobra Starship era. Are you?
Yeah.
Who was the girl from Gossip Girl that was in the Cobra Starship song?
Who was that?
She played...
Leighton?
Leighton Meester.
Leighton Meester.
Leighton Meester, that's her name.
I'm voting for David.
I'm voting for Cobra Starship.
I'm going with you, David.
What up, mate?
You've just won birthday banger.
There it is. Have a good up, mate? You've just won Birthday Banger. Hey.
There it is.
Have a good weekend,
mate.
You too.
Thank you.
All good.
Thanks, David.
Brian Clint,
you're on ZM.
Brian Clint.
ZM,
Brian Clint,
the winner of Birthday Banger
today for David
from the year 2011 is Cobra Starship.
Oh, they had a few, didn't they?
They had a couple.
They had one with Kesha.
Yes.
And one with Katy Perry.
Yeah.
Yeah.
2011, that song's 13 years old.
Sounds about right. Does it? I think so. Feels 13 years old. Sounds about right.
Does it?
I think so.
Feels 13 years old?
Yeah.
It's aged well, though.
Brie and Clint.
Zed and Brie and Clint, that's five seconds of summer,
and she looks so perfect.
We do love hearing about the trends that the Gen Zed are jumping on board with.
I like to stay up with the trends of the younger generation.
And I like to sit on my rocking chair and just be like,
oh, you silly children.
You've got a rocking chair?
Yeah, it's on my front porch.
Oh.
I sit there and I yell at cars.
Yeah, right.
Yeah.
I can picture that, funnily enough.
The latest trend that Gen Z women are embracing is going braless.
Oh, okay.
And freeing the boob.
Zuh.
Boob-zuh.
Boob-zuh.
Boob-zuh.
It's taken the internet by storm.
Apparently the hashtag no bra has gotten over 600 million tags on social media.
Very simple hashtag.
Yeah.
Hashtag no bra.
Hashtag no bra.
Okay.
Which is different to hashtag free the nip, isn't it? I mean, very different. Very different hashtag. Yeah. Hashtag no bra. Hashtag no bra. Okay. Which is different to hashtag free the nip, isn't it?
I mean, very different.
Very different movement.
The free the nip movement, correct me if I'm wrong,
and I don't mean to comment on a movement that I'm not a part of,
but free the nip is no bra, no top, isn't it?
Yeah.
Yeah, very different to no bra.
Yeah, okay.
Because no bra is just obviously, you know,
not wearing a bra under your clothing.
Yeah.
And freeing the boobs under the clothes.
If it's free-balling when you're not wearing undies as a guy, what's it when you're not wearing a bra?
Free, oh, I thought you were going to say what's it like for a woman.
That's free-flappin'.
Free-flappin'.
I'm free, free-flappin'.
That's down there.
What about on the chest?
Yeah.
Just free-boobin'.
Free-boobin'.
Free-boobin'.
Free-boobin. Free boobin. Free boobin.
Free boobin, I think.
People are saying being braless has become such a thing that the hashtag no bra challenge is now going viral and it's on every social media platform.
Wow.
This is what the people are doing.
I need to ask the question though, which I'm all about it.
I say go for it.
If it makes you feel
good then don't wear a bra a lot harder for us uh bigger titted ladies because you do need a
bit of support are you saying this is not an inclusive movement no like look i'm just saying
it's a lot easier for women who have who have smaller boobs than for women who have bigger ones.
Is the itty-bitty titty committee making you feel bad
about your inability to join the hashtag no bra movement?
I'd like to join the movement,
but I feel like I would put myself in danger.
Why is Gen Z leading the charge on this?
Is it fashion?
I don't know.
What is it that appeals to them?
I think it's more about just going against the grain. Gen Z like to do that, don't know. What is it that appeals to them? I think it's more about just going against the grain.
Gen Z like to do that, don't they?
Every new generation does.
Yeah.
They go, what has been cool?
Cool, I'm going to do the opposite.
I didn't know it extended to underwear.
We have one.
Wait a second.
Yeah.
I don't know if wearing a bra, like people were wearing bras because it was cool.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
Right.
That's what I was saying.
Right.
Oh, because it's cool to not wear a bra.
You're saying going against the grain,
but the grain is usually like what's on trend
or what the norm is.
I feel like bras sit outside of that.
Bras and seatbelts.
Bras definitely have a function.
Helmets.
Like it's not just a trend.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, it's not just.
That's what I'm saying.
Don't worry, we're on the same page.
On the same page.
We have a Gen Z with us right now, and I feel we could put this to her.
I don't feel comfortable asking her, but maybe you could.
Ella, do you mind answering?
You wear bras, don't you?
Yeah, I do.
Are you wearing a bra right now?
No, I can't ask that.
Can you ask that?
Bree.
Bree, can you ask?
But you're in the same category as me where you feel like you probably can't join this
trend as easily.
No, I would love to.
Oh, mate, me too.
How good is it when you get home, there's nothing better than taking the bra off?
If it's an underwire bra, get rid of them.
I say we start our own trend for the ladies like us where we just wear no underwire bra.
Keen.
Which is probably-
Sounds a lot like no underwear, but-
No underwire.
Yeah.
Do you not want underwear? Does he? No, Ella, I no underwear, but- No underwire. Yeah. Do you know what underwear is?
Does he?
No, Ella, I don't, okay?
No, I don't.
Underwire is-
I'll educate you.
Underwire is the bra that's more supportive and hurts more.
Yeah.
So not a sports bra, like a real bra.
Oh, okay.
It's got the underwire in it to hold up all the weight of your tittas.
Yeah, yep. Cool. I'm going to do a lot with that information. That's going the underwire in it to hold up all the weight of your tittas. Yeah, yep.
Cool.
I'm going to do a lot with that information.
That's going to be really useful for me.
Mate, you watch.
One day you'll be on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
and they'll ask the question, and you'll think of me and go,
oh, I owe her some money.
For $250,000, Clinton Roberts, are you wearing a bra?
Bree and Clint. I saw the craziest Instagram, real TikTok,
whatever it was, on Lily McManus' page the other day.
Yeah.
I could not believe it.
It was wild.
It was a story about how she'd posted TikTok about her brother
and how he was single and these were his, like, good traits
and all that kind of thing. And I don't know all the details but I think she posted it like six months ago
and then it was just got overrun by all these women who were keen to date her brother and then
he ended up meeting some woman in Alaska and then flying over there anyway the story is wild we've
got a little piece of her her talking about it i uploaded
this video of my brother and it went viral the girlies were going absolutely feral samuel went
from my tiktok to my instagram to my following to my brother's dms three weeks later he's booking
a flight to alaska whilst he's there he he gets married. What? We need further
details on this. Please welcome to the show, Lily McManus.
Hi, Clint. Hi, Lily McManus.
Hey, Clint. I don't know your last name.
It's Roberts.
You're a freaking crack up.
Did this woman,
this Alaskan woman who has married your brother,
did she access him through your social media?
Is that how she got hold of your brother?
So the way she would have had to do it
was go through my TikTok to my Instagram
to who I'm following,
search my last name,
find someone with the same last name and then follow him.
And then marry him.
And then marry him.
Like, girl, honestly, she did so well.
Lily, I need the details on this.
Were they talking for three weeks and then he booked a flight to Alaska
and then how long after he was in Alaska and met this woman have they gotten married?
So he basically, I uploaded that TikTok and he was
hella embarrassed. He didn't even want me to do it. So I put it up anyway because
I love the drama of it all.
Yeah, he came to me like a few weeks later and was like, hey, you know
how you put that TikTok up?
I was like, yeah.
And he's like, I've been FaceTiming a girl every single day since that happened.
And I was like, you're taking the literal piss right now.
Where's she from?
And he's like, yeah, she's from Alaska.
And then he's like, I'm actually going to book a flight for March
to go see her.
So that was three months away, but they'd only been talking
for three weeks.
He waits three months.
They're talking phase. I don't know. They're probably like having phone sex and doing everything that they need to do in between to like cement things. But then he
gets there and then he's there for a month. And by the end of the month, he just
got married and my mom was on FaceTime the whole time and that was it.
You're shitting me. So it was the original goal of your video to help
him find a partner. Is that what you were trying to do?
No, I was just trying to get followers, to be honest.
Okay.
Okay.
How do you feel about him marrying a woman on the other side of the world in Alaska?
It's going to really limit the amount of time you get to spend with your brother.
Yeah.
Look, she can take it.
Like, she, oh, she's so sweet, man.
Like, they're both, okay, I'm not going to talk shit.
All right.
No, it's fine.
It's great.
I love it.
What?
Whoa.
We'll take your word.
That's fine.
Yeah, interesting.
I don't get ZM in Alaska.
You can tell us what you really think.
No, no.
Have you ever met two people that are just so violently perfect for each other?
Right.
They're on the same wavelength.
Oh, well, that's cute then.
And aren't you glad that your brother's happy?
And it's all because of you, Lily.
You could be the next host of The Bachelor or Bachelorette.
Do full circle.
I'm just going to go as far as never having to buy him a Christmas present ever again.
Yeah, you found him a wife.
Okay, so when's the family going to Alaska?
She's already come to New Zealand.
Has she?
Well that's the polite thing to do She's had the family visit
and everything
This is the craziest
most wild story but then
because it's coming from you I totally believe it
Yeah look
someone commented on my TikTok being like
is this for real and I was like honestly
even I can't make this shit up.
Yeah.
So any men listening right now who want to meet somebody,
how much are you charging to profile them
on your Instagram account?
Look, I was going to do 20,
but I feel like in this economy,
I've got to charge 40 with inflation.
40 grand?
$40.
Oh, $40.
Yeah, man. All right, $40. Yeah, man.
Yeah, $40 USD though, so it's around
$80 New Zealand. That sounds fine too.
Exactly.
And then GST on top of that.
Alright, hit her up at Lily McManus
on TikTok, Instagram.
Go find her because she's hilarious.
That is the wildest story ever.
Thanks for coming on, Lily. Thanks, Lily.
Don't worry, I'm going to go back to my shower that you interrupted.
She's naked right now.
There's an image.
Full naked.
Bree and Clint.
And that's the end of the show and the end of the week, everybody.
Thanks for joining us.
Good week, everyone.
Now go off to your weekends and have a great time.
Bree's catching a plane to Queenstown.
You're going to Symphony in the Snow.
Yes, I'm going to go have a wine with Georgia from the day show at the airport.
Yeah, fun.
And I'm going to Rotorua to judge a charity dancing competition.
That's right.
Are you going to dance?
Hell no.
I think you might be dancing.
Hell no, I'm not dancing.
What if they call you up for like a...
They said, will you judge?
And I said, I'll do anything to support this charity.
It's for hospice, but I will not dance.
So I'm happy to be a judge.
I know nothing about dancing.
What am I going to critique?
I'll be like...
I don't know.
Your bum looks good in your dress.
Maybe don't.
Don't do that. Is that a bad comment? No. Maybe comment... Your bum looks good in your dress. Maybe don't. Don't do that.
Is that a bad comment?
No.
Maybe comment.
Your bum looks good in your suit.
Maybe comment their footwork.
Oh, yeah.
What if they say you're giving face?
Is that a good thing to say?
Yeah, that's good.
Yeah.
You've got good rhythm.
What about, damn, you drop it low, girl.
Is that a good way of?
You know what?
I think any feedback is good feedback.
Good.
Okay, I'll take that into the competition.
Have an excellent weekend, everybody.
We'll catch you back on Monday with more Taylor Swift tickets.
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