ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 18th August 2025

Episode Date: August 18, 2025

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You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZM's Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZDM's Brean Clint, cheers to KFC. KFC's cult favorite, hot and spicy, is now available nationwide at KFC. Go! ZDM's Brea and Clint. Afternoon, everybody. Welcome to the Bree and Clint show with both Bree and Clint.

Hooray! Both of us are here. Welcome back. I had to come back. I was filming a TV. show last week, Taskmaster, and it's on tonight. Wow, that's such fast turnaround, hey. It's a quick turnaround in New Zealand TV. So impressive, because I was watching your Instagram and you were also skiing last week. So you managed to film a TV show and go skiing.

Mate, when they say women can multitask, they mean it. I'll say. So impressive. I know. Very exciting that Taskmaster is finally out tonight at 7.30. Yes, TVNZ2, TVNZ Plus. Season 6, what a We're going to have Jack Anset, one of the comedians from Taskmaster, on the show today with us at 5.30. Can Jack Anset get a ha-year? That's what we're going to find out.

The TAB has got him at $3.50. Long odds. Long odds for Jack Anset in Can I get a hi-year? But we'll find out after 530. But I mean, stranger things have happened. The Warriors and the Wallabies won on the weekend. And that is strange. That is strange.

Hey, let's get into the show where I don't know if we've updated that score, but it's a roundabout right, eh, Claudia? God, it's hard. That's the worst bit of you being away as no one remembers to update the score for tradie versus lady. The lady's core is definitely accurate. Wait, are you saying all I bring to this show

is me updating the score on the whiteboard? No, I'm saying that's... You also do the birthday bangers. Yeah, you do the birthday bangers. You do the math in it. I'm not saying it's the only thing. I'm saying it's the best thing. You know what?

It's so good to be back. It's approximately 68 ladies, approximately 63 Trades. Can we check that, please? We will check that. We'll check that. And we'll have a fresh round of Trady versus Lady next. Oh, 800 dials at M, did we say that? I can't

remember how this job works. That's right. You just worry about keeping the score. As long as I do that. Yeah, yeah. Okay, good. Play Z-Eams, Bree and Clint. It's Trady versus Lady. Three, two, one. Let's go. We have checked.

the scores and the scores are correct, surprisingly. The Trades... To who? Sorry, Claudia. I apologise to you, Claude. I should have known better, Claude. You're always on to these things. Thank you. I appreciate that, Bray.

Trades on 63, ladies on 68. That's right, Claude. Because remember, the ladies have been on a quest to get 69. Yeah, so I knew for sure that the ladies were on 68. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I didn't want to undersell the Trades. I've seen that movie. Our lady is calling us from Christchurch.

She's 33 and she's just been an Aussie for a week. Welcome to the show, Lisa. Gitae, Lisa. How you doing? What was the weirdest word you heard an Aussie say whilst you were there?

Oh. Fair, Dinkum? Oh, well, I'm actually originally Aussie, so it's nothing's new to me. Yeah, fair. Yeah, it's Reggie Ditch. All right, who else? Who else we got?

Are you taking on our Lady Trady today from Parme? She's 32 and she rides horses. Welcome to the show, Rochelle. Hi, Rochelle. Hi. Do you ride normal or side saddle? Either. Neither.

Sorry, I do just such. Oh, can't do that in side saddle. Fancy, Rochelle. All right, so long as you're not doing reverse. Your buzzers, let's go with names today. Rochelle and Lisa, those are your buzzers. And the first to three correct answers gets $50 cash, thanks to our sponsor, KFC. Here we go.

Question number one. Taskmaster NZ starts tonight on TV NZ2. What colour is the Taskmaster logo? Lisa. Yes, Lisa. Red. It's sure bloody is red. One to the ladies.

Question number two. Which of these vegetables is not a member of the Gurd family? Gord. Gord family. Squash, pumpkins, cucumbers or carrots? Lisa. Lisa. What was the third one?

Cucumber. incorrect, Rochelle Can you give me the options again? I sure can Rochelle, your options are squash, pumpkins or carrots I'm going to say carrots. Well done.

It is carrots. One apiece in this game. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. And you know me turn the O2 into the O3. Without 40 Ali, there be no meat. Imagine if I never met the broske. God's plan.

Hotline bling. Yeah, it's Drake. Yeah. It was Drake. No points there. We move on to question number four. What currency is currently used in England? Lisa's Pruchel.

Lisa just got in. Pound. It is the pound. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number five. What is a group of lions known as? Lisa, Rochelle. Lisa.

Pride. A pride's correct. She's got it. Well done. That's a lady win. She's a lady. Oh, whoa, she's a lady. Tell you what.

What a battle. And Lisa, you take the ladies to 69. Well done. Yes, that's like a monumental win. What a win in so many ways, Lisa. Park the bus, I reckon, ladies. Stay on that number. Dead Am's Bree and Clint Podcast.

A brand new Caesaran of Cesaran of Taskmaster, New Zealand hits our screens at 7.30 and Bree's on it. So is Jack Ann set. Hi, Jack. Hi, Jack. Hey, guys, good to be here at ZM for my first time. Yeah, wow. Is it your first time? Yes, I've never been on this building before.

So it's really exciting. Why are you lying to us at the start of the interview? What are you talking about? Remember when you came in here in full disguise? No spoilers, Bree. You'll see it on the show. You'll have to see it on the show. on the show. You're on this season of Taskmaster, like we said with Bree. There's also

Pax Asadi and Jackie Van Beek and Ellis Sneddon. Who did you like the least? Oh, wow. I'll tell you after this if that's okay. Or who did you like the most? I probably like Bree the most because we shared it. We shared car rides to the studio there and back every day. Yeah. I did the legwork. I was hoping you were going to say me. I put it in the most time. I did like you the best. I probably like Jeremy Wells the least.

Yeah, fair. I actually wanted, I'm not an aggressive person but given the chance I would have punched him in the dick after some of his decision-making. You had quite a tumultuous relationship with Jeremy. I feel like it was up and down. I know, and I remember the first episode, it's been cut, I watched it today, it's been cut,

but I went, at one point I just told him to get effed. He did. And it didn't go well. Really? And then I realized, oh, I'm being too aggressive. And that's been scrubbed from the editor of this episode of Taskmaster. Wow, I can't wait for Taskmaster uncut.

Yeah, the part where he actually kicks Jeremy Wells in the deck also has been cut, but that will be in the uncut version as well. Pretty cool opportunity to be on this TV show. Oh, thank you. Are you nervous about the world getting to see it? Oh, no, I'm excited. I'm nervous about some parts. You might agree, Bree.

There's some parts that, you know, should probably be never seen Emma by anyone. Name the part. Name the part you're most nervous about. Oh, you know that one. There was both Bree and I had one task that we were like, oh, no. I hope this gets cut from the show. Yeah, we were like, please, please, please. And then when it got introduced, like, we just had to hold each other to get through it.

Okay. And we did. Oh, my God, I'm so excited to see it. It was one of the ones was make a movie. Oh, I was there. You might have been there. I was there in the filming of that episode. So we're enjoying our last moments in media before that goes to here.

Exactly. Well, it's very exciting that it's all coming. coming out tonight on TVNZ Plus and TV 2 is on TV 2? TV 2, yeah, 730. Before we let you go, Jack Anzit, we have a challenge for you. Are you familiar with the... The Breed and Clint game. Trady versus Lady.

No. No, we'll get you on that next time. But the classic game, it's nationally renowned. It's called... Can I get a hoia? Never heard of that. Hello. Come I get a hoia.

Of course you've heard of it. Can I get a hi-ya, a game where we make you call a business, and all you need to get is a, hi-ah? Okay. The only thing you're allowed to say, though, Jack, is the words, Can I get a? This is ridiculous. So that's the only words you're allowed to say.

Okay. And we're looking for a hi-year on the end of the line. And I thought today, because you and I share this in common, and it's the gym that we go to. Oh, no. I thought we could call City Fitness in St Luke, so you're ready. Oh, we're doing it. I don't even get a choice in a matter.

Okay, we're going for it. Do you know the rules? You can only say, can I get up? Can I get it? You can't even say hello. No. Key order, and welcome to City Fitness. Your call may be recorded for training purposes.

Press 1 for club hours and services. Press 2 for membership accounts and payments. Press 3 for membership options and offerings. Or please hold to speak to our team. Yeah. Hi there, City Fitness, St. Luke's up. Long speaking. How can I help?

Can I get a... Who is this? I think you mean... Hoyia! Please, I... Can I help you with something? No, can I get a... William?

William. Who is this? This is Clint Roberts from ZDM. No. I'm cutting you off. I'm cutting you off, Jack Anzit. That's a fail. Oh my God.

He's just dragged you through the mud. Where did William come from? You know, it's come out on top in that game. I think it's Jack Hansen. Not Clint Roberts from Zed in. You know, it's that training he's had on Taskmaster. It makes him think on his feet. Oh, gosh.

You can see, I don't know if I want to promote you anymore. You can see Jack Anset on Taskmaster with Bree and the rest of the cast tonight from 730. Best of luck, Jack and Seth. Thank you. Yeah. Can I get her? What a game. The ZD.M. Podcast Network. You won't have heard the secret sound yet. I haven't. Yeah. I didn't even realize it until just before the show that I haven't heard it. It's a sign of a good holiday. You unplugged. But I can play it for you now. The last thing I was listening to is this station. You listen to Radio Wanaka. I love Radio Wanaka.

Supporting local. I spend a bit of time there. Yeah. Well, you're back now, so you have to listen to it. Yeah, I'm not giving you an option. Here's the secret sound. It's currently worth 20 grand, Bree. Okay.

Can you pick it? I couldn't. Well, actually, I don't know if I could. Because they don't tell if I ask if our guesses are correct. Anyway, here's the sound. Ooh. Again? You know what it sounds like?

What's that toy That Do you remember the toy And it's the toy where you clicked it in And it would bounce back up Oh, I do remember that Yeah Remember those?

Yeah What'd you call those What is that? And they'd shoot up Yeah Yeah Yeah Is that Jack in the box?

No No Okay No I'll go back in my box Toy Get out of here Ella And it bounces

Hold on I will find wind it back up. You know the toy I know the toy, yeah, yeah. Kind of sounds like that. I don't hear it though, because those were rubber, weren't they? It also, well, it kind of sounds like that, but it also sounds like these toys we used to have that I'm pretty sure were made from tin, and they were meant to sound like a cricket.

Oh, yeah. I do hear metal in there. Yeah. So it's like a... It kind of sounds like a cap gun as well. Remember cap gun? Cap gun. Anyway, this season...

Yes, it sounds like a cap gun. Not us. It also just sounds like a pen. Yeah, it does sound like a pen. Someone clicking a pen. But that might be the stapler guess. Brooke's there. Can you just, has anyone guessed clicking a pen yet, Brooke?

Or is that too simple? No, no one's guessed it yet. No one's guessed clicking a pen. No. Nah, it's got to be, it's too simple. Or is it? Or is it? Or is it?

Imagine if that was it. Yeah. That is Branklin. How long have you been in your relationship for, or as you like to call it, social prison? No, my situation ship. Your situation ship. How many years?

Yeah, we're married, but don't put a label on it. Yeah. We don't like labels on this show. Babe, babe, babe, babe. Let's just keep it casual. We're married with two kids. Babe, keep it, don't put a label on it. It's easy, Breezy.

It's a good question, Bree. And I was thinking about it just the other year. I don't know the answer. I think it's between 10 and 12 years. And married for? Seven. That's right. Yeah.

Yeah, because I didn't get invited. That's right. Yeah, we've been married about as long as you and I've been doing the show. So that's a good way to remember it. Yeah, yeah. Me, you didn't ask, six years, I believe. Have you? Six years.

I just forget that you're in a relationship. What? Why? I don't know. Because it doesn't involve you. Yeah. I came across this, you know, on TikTok how most of it is just absolute superfluous. Yes.

But then every now and then I feel like there's little nuggets of good advice in there. Okay. And every now and again, these people pop up on my TikTok and it's, I believe they're relationship coaches. Sure. And they said that... Have you checked? Not, I haven't checked, but I mean, it's on TikTok.

It's got to be real. But anyway, they said that they believe this is the biggest mistake most relationships make. Most people make this mistake in the relationship, and it's the biggest mistake you make. One of them is thinking that the things that your partner is and does that are wonderful are normal by the time you have been experiencing them for a long time. Isn't it true?

It's a fancy way of saying taking your partner for granted, isn't it? Or becoming desensitized to how wonderful your partner is. Yeah. You're going, oh, that's just what we do. It becomes the norm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They make you wonderful meals every night. You're like, oh, that's standard.

Yeah, that's a given. That's one of the things that happens in our relationship. Yeah, yeah. But isn't that, I found it to be eye-opening just that it's a good reminder where you're like, oh, it's actually good to think about all the amazing things about your partner and all the wonderful things that they do? It's good to do in every part. of your life to take stock.

And that's what practicing gratitude is, isn't it? Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Now, tell me something wonderful about me. Oh, for this relationship. Yeah.

You bring tidbits of information from TikTok. What did you call me? That just adds spice to my life. You are the oregano of my day. I hate oregano. Okay, you are the tumouric of my day. I don't mind chumery. You're my nutmeg.

and you bring the small amount of testosterone that you have to the vibe. God, do I have to split that with you? Of the estrogen-filled show that we have, which is nice. Hey, thanks, Bree. Hey, and that's gratitude, baby. ZD.N's Brinclint. Shows brought to you by Neon. Peacemaker's Season 2 premieres on Neon this Friday.

That's available on Max through Neon from just 1299. Time for the tea. This is the tea. Lewis Capaldi has appeared on a podcast for the radio station capital in the UK where he's talked about a song that exists with fellow Scotsman Calvin Harris. I didn't realise Calvin Harris was Scottish. Didn't you? I didn't know that.

You ever listen, heard him talk? Nah. Yeah, right. Do DJs talk? Yeah, he does. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He does a bit of talking, yeah. There's a Lewis Capaldi, Calvin Harris, co-lab that exists. Okay.

That will never see the light of day because Lewis Capaldi doesn't like it. That's bold of him to say. It is. It's great marketing from him. And then everyone will be like, release it, release it. Well, that's true too. He's told this podcast that he doesn't like it, but he hasn't told the man who made it Calvin Harris that he doesn't like it.

Have a listen. Yeah, me, Carmen, put our song together. I avoid conflict or avoid any confrontation or avoid any sort of letting people. And people play that. But this is the thing I didn't like the song. Yeah, but you're quite a self-critical person. No, at this, I've showed my friends it and they agree.

But I never replied to Calvin telling him that I didn't like it. He then messes me like two months later saying, hate it, question mark. I grew up idolizing Calvin Harris and now I have to tell him I don't like a song that we've done. So I just ignored that as well. I don't do that. And to this day, I haven't replied to it.

He's just left Calvin Harris on real. after he's made a song. Oh. Yeah, but I mean... It's a shame because it might be the first upbeat Lewis Capaldi song to ever exist. It's probably why he hates it. That'll be why he hates it.

He's like, my vibe is more, like, wingey and like... Wounded. Yeah, yeah, that's my vibe. Slow Wonders is my vibe and this upbeat tune is not for me. Anyway, he has said he would love to do another co-lab with Calvin Harris, but he wants Calvin singing on the song. with him. Does Calvin sing? Yes.

Oh my God, have you ever heard a Calvin Harris song? I heard that one he did with Rihanna. That was pretty good. We were talking earlier about when your flat mate moves out and they take like something important from the flat or everything important from the flat. That's happened with one of your friends, producer Ella. Yeah, and it's a shared thing. It's not so much their personal thing.

Yeah. Wait, when you say shared... It's a shared thing with the flatmates. Did everyone buy it? Oh, good question. I would assume people would pitch in. It's kind of like, I buy this thing, someone else can use it, because they'll buy another, and it's just like a whole big shared thing.

Okay, what is it? It's actually two things. The first is tea towels. What? Tea towels? Yeah. And the second... Go to Bresco's.

There's a sale on. Buy some new ones. I know, I know, but the second one is the Tupperware. Buzzy. Buzzy. Is it there, Tupperware? No, it's the flats. It's a shared situation.

Wait, is there such thing as flat Tupperware? I don't know. My flat has shared Tupperware. Did you guys buy it on the flat account? It was already there when I moved in. Yeah, your flat's weird. No one knows who owns anything in your flat. Yeah, your flat is like a weird, like,

Grace land of, like, past flatmates that have been there and have left stuff, and now it's like heggledy, piggledy. Back to the teetails. That's bizarre. Unless you moved in with your own vintage set of teetails and you're like, hey guys, these are mine. They're my grandmas, but everyone can use them. You're not taking the teetails.

You're not taking the teetails with you. That's buzzy. I think... Well, I mean, hold on. Okay. Let's say two weeks before this person moved out, they go out and buy a new set of teetowels. Then that's fine.

Sure. And then they go, right, I'm moving. I've used one of the teetows but the others are pretty much brand new, haven't used them I'm taking those with me I'll take those teetails they're my teetails I paid for them

I don't think that was a situation though It doesn't sound like it is It sounds like they were manky old flat teetails Yeah That have been used by the flat And then you're going to move into your new flat With yeah I know People do get petty though

On a move out like they They Oh it does it causes fights Oh yeah I have one Another friend They had a fight with their flat And he was leaving so he took the Wi-Fi modem.

Yeah, that's... Oh, see, that is petty. Do you remember that time we talked to that person who kept all their pots, pans, plates and cutlery in their bedroom? Yeah, under their bed. So the rest of the flat couldn't use it. That's weird.

Oh, nah. When they wanted to cook, they bought out the pot that they wanted to cook with, the pan that they wanted to cook with, and the plate they were going to eat off. And in the napkins? They sound like someone I want to live with. Fun.

I was in a flooding situation in my 20s, there was six bedrooms it was all girls house full of girls and then our flatmate a good friend of mine tanya her boyfriend Brendan moved in who was lovely we all loved him so there was a million of us in this house anyway they had a bad breakup and she moved out and left Brendan at the flag bizarre that's really funny oh you got Brendan in the breakup yeah we got Brendan I was like, you're forgetting something. Take your Brendan. You've left your Brendan here.

Give us back the teetails and come and get Brendan. I've moved out of a flat before where I had kind of bought most of the stuff. So when we moved out, I took the washing machine, the couch, the coffee machine, the jug. So everything. The microwave, pretty much everything. But I was the only one moving out of the flat. Awkward. Yeah, but what are you going to do?

I mean, it's not your fault. It's not my fault. It's not your fault. As long as you give them warning, it's fine. Although, let me ask you when that was happening. Yeah. Because I know you, did you feel quite powerful? A little bit.

Yeah, you would have felt like the man. Were you a little bit like, I guess they didn't realize how much I bought to this flight? Yeah, exactly right. Sorry, guys, I'm just moving my couch. Also, there was part of me that wanted them to make me an offer to keep the stuff. Oh, that's the best scenario. We did that at uni where us older year grew. scave our flat to the younger year group

and they just kept everything buy all our shit it was epic yeah it's hard to come to an agreement on price when something has been used by a million people exactly right I mean it's kind of nice when we found the couch on the side of the road for free and then we get them to pay us some money

we want to know this afternoon on 0800 dials at em what did your flat mate take with them when they moved out where you were like hey we were all using that That's quite a key part of the flat And it's not yours Yeah bonus points If they didn't own it Why did you take my mattress

0,800 dial Z-M Where you can text your story into 9696 What did your flat mate take with them? The ZM Podcast Network We were just talking before About Ella's friend Who's moved out of the flat And taken all the teetails

Which seems petty and pedantic I need to know if they're old or new Because I feel like that changes the story And did they leave any teetail? You've got to at least leave one teetowel. And how much Tupperware did they take? That's my thing. I know Clint, you're really stuck on the teetails.

But for me, the Tupperware, it's expensive to collect that over time. I just don't believe there is such thing as flat Tupperware. No, there is. So does that mean, because obviously, if everyone's bored a little bit, can they take a little bit then? The Tupperware? Yeah. Oh, I see. Like when they move out.

Yeah. Like if they've contributed to the communal tupperware, can they take their share? So we've asked you guys, what did you find your own? So we've asked you guys, what did your flatmate take when they moved out? And James is on the line. Hi, James. How are you guys? We're good.

Thank you. What did your flatmate take when they moved out, James? It was the Ui Boom portable speaker. Oh, hell. Hell, no. Was it a flat Ui boom? I guess you could say. They're round normally.

That was the agreement when we bought it, I think. Yeah, you bought it as a flat. That's right. That's the one. We all had it like kind of. in the centre of the lounge room close to the TV. They've essentially taken the vibes with them when they moved out, James.

You could say that. It was a bit quiet after that, you could say for sure. That's a bit of a dog act. I'll say. You don't take the vibes. Yeah. Exactly. You don't take the essence.

You should find out where they live and then go park outside that house and then your Bluetooth will automatically connect to the UE boom and just start playing real awful music into it. Yeah. Just that's not a bad idea. Maybe I should try and do that.

Yeah, I like that idea. Just whenever you have a spare 20 minutes, just head over. Shouldn't you're feeling petty. Someone texts in, we asked, what did your flatmate move out with? Someone said, I'm still gutted that I have no idea where my hot diggedy dog, hot dog maker ended up. God, you would be. You would be so devastated. Bree spent the last 10 minutes Googling where to get a hot diggedy dog, hot dog maker.

Any luck? No luck, because I was trying to do the research for this poor person, and I was going to send them the link, but I don't know if you can get them anymore. That's tough. No wonder they took it. Hannah's here. Hi, Hannah. Hi, Hannah.

Hi, hi, guys. Tell us, what did the flatmate move out with? So it was me. I was the flatmate and things didn't end on great terms. Oh, that's shocking. That's never the case, Hannah. I took all the cleaning products and everything, but just to really be like that extra bit, extra petty,

I took all of the toilet paper including, like I just left a cardboard roll. Yeah, you sent them a message, Hannah. Did it make you feel better? Yeah, it did. The true spite in that one is they're not going to find out until it's too late. You know? When they reach for toilet paper. Yeah, that's real revenge.

That's real revenge. Yeah, I definitely felt better after that. I stand by what you did, Hannah. Yeah, it's expert level pettiness. One of my flatmates took a bunch of expensive plant pots with them. Oh, yeah. So they feel like an aesthetic part of the flat. Yeah.

Did you buy them as a flat? That's what it comes back to essentially, but yeah. I feel like it always comes down to who bought it. They've just denuded the pot, though. They've left the plant but taken the pot. Yeah, I wonder if they just left the plant in there. This one's pretty good. It says our flat mate was very, very pedantic about taking everything that was hers.

But when I say pedantic, it was pretty out the gate. One day we were trying to open some cans for something and we'd realize that she had taken our can opener. But left all of her stuff in the bathroom. We still hold a grudge over that can opener to this day. People change, eh, when they're moving out. They go from being someone you share a home with to someone who does not care whether you survive at all.

No. They don't care if you can open your food. They don't care if you can wipe your ass. They don't care. They're like, this is mine. But it's one thing to be pedantic But then see, obviously she got it wrong And she's taken something that's not her

So that's where it's gone south We had an absolutely feral flatmate Who tried to steal our cat cage Bike helmet and other random kitchen stuff We ended up getting it back But we didn't realise that she'd also Stolen all of our Metallica CDs And just left the CD covers there

Never to be seen again That is wild That's premeditated to take the CDs But not the CD cases Yeah Like she's actually thought about that. Someone else said, I'm a baker and my flatmate took all of my

silver mixing bowls and utensils. That's a hate crime. Well, that's your income. Mm. Yeah. My flatmate took the microwave. The problem was it was a house chattel provided by the accommodation. It didn't belong to any of the flatmates. She just

yanked the microwave out of the wall. So she would have known that she didn't buy that microwave, but she was like, I love that. I'll take that. All of that microwave. I'll take that. I might take this door. that's on my bedroom. Might take the door with me. Oh, the plant pot person is text back.

Yeah. They said they were the owners of the pots. Um, and we needed to pay them for the pots. Oh, no, let them go. I'm not bargaining with some exiting flatmate over a secondhand pot. No way. No, I have some goddamn dignity. Yeah.

At least you can keep that. They can't take that. I'd rather stick my pot. in an ice cream container than bargain with you over a second-hand pot. I will die. I'm on this plant up there, it's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast.

How many? How many? How many? That's a good amount. The game you win by having the most something. Hannah is here to play this afternoon. Hi Hannah. Hi Hannah. Hello. How are you? Good, thank you.

Hannah, we need the theme, which I believe. producer Ella gives to us? Yeah, Ella, what's up in today? What does Hannah need to have the most of today? She needs to have how many alarms do you have set? Let's go within a day as well. How many alarms do you have set

each day? Can I ask a question is it just wake up alarms? No. Or like, I need to achieve at this certain time alarms. Oh yeah, remember to take your pill alarm. Yeah, or like your gym class alarm. Could be that. Okay. Okay. Your cat. Could be anything. Alarm.

Are you a multi-alarm person, Hannah? Oh, is it across? I still was just waking up in the morning. Yes, I'm definitely a multi-alarm kind of person. Oh, perfect. How many alarms just to wake up for you? Nine. Nine!

Hannah, when are you waking up? Holy smokes. I mean, it changes whether I'm going to Pilates. I'm a primary school teacher and I get up quite early. Are you just terrified of sleeping through your alarm? Yeah, yeah. No, I have a habit of just snoozing and snoozing. have you ever been late for 9 a.m?

I mean, well, I sort of get to school at 7.30. Yeah, what's happening? Teachers don't get to school at 9 a.m. Yeah, but that would be bad if she, like, missed this. You know, it's like a rule. They're not rolling in with all the students. Hannah, that's what time Ella wakes up, so that's what time she thinks people start work.

No, remember, if your teacher doesn't show up for 15 minutes, then it's a free period. Can you go? No, but that's where everyone's... Oh, I was like, it's the same rules with a reservation. Hannah, Hannah, are you a total of nine alarms a day or is that just for waking up? No, I'd be 14.

14 alarms. What's the heck? What are you sitting an alarm for, Hannah? Sitting alarm for meetings and for the kids if, you know, if they need to be at anything at certain times of the day. I get it. Organised. I get it.

Yeah, wow. Yeah. I forget otherwise. I can't keep back in the middle. You need to pick the person that you believe you have more alarms each day then. Is it Brie, me, Clint, producer Claudia or producer Ella? I feel like it'll be Clint, partly because, I mean, most of mine are in the morning, and Clint, you've got a family and that's the thing, so they'll be getting up in any way.

I've got human alarms. Okay, fair enough. Let's go around the room. Bree, how many alarms for you? One. One. You would have won with Bree. What time is that?

6.30. That's my only alarm I said. How many alarms for you? I've got two. I've got one that I snooze for a long time and then one that reminds me to book my gym of classes. Nice. Yeah. So you'd ask me what time. You would have won there. Ella, how many alarms for you?

Zero. I just remember to wake up and I wake up. You're lying. I'm not lying. And what time are you normally just like naturally? Naturally, I might wake my eyes up at 7.30. Stay in bed until I age. You're such a liar. No, that's true.

She's a freaking teenager I've been waking up earlier too because I'm like foster cats because they meow So I'm waking up at the crack of dawn Which is 7.30 a.m. Hannah, it doesn't matter who you chose today because you would have beat me too

I've got one alarm Wow! So you with your 14 alarms Congratulations, there's 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Awesome. Fantastic. Have you been tested for ADHD?

Yeah. No, no, no. Do you need a CPAP machine? Is there something bad? I don't know. I would be a chaotic mess if I had 14 alarms. Or you'd be highly organised. I'd be so stressed all day.

I'd be like, oh, what's happening? I don't know that that's what keeps my life in order. Oh, yeah, okay. That's fair enough. KFCs on us. Thanks, Hannah. Thank you. Thanks, Hannah.

Sweet as. A ZM's Brinklin podcast. Who's watching the Netflix doco about the biggest loser that's just come out? Watched it, seen it, what the hell? What the hell? We all watched Biggest Loser back in the day, didn't we? I loved the Biggest Loser. It was huge.

It was family viewing at its finest. For those too young to know Biggest Loser, essentially it was a weight loss reality TV show competition where the person who lost the most weight, the most overweight person who lost the most weight, won $250,000. Which upon reflection, even just describing the show,

it seems messed up. And it seems dangerous when you're like, whoever loses the most weight wins the money. They made them do physical challenges. They made them do... Temptations. Psychological challenges. They deprived them of seeing their families.

And they essentially just fat shamed these people into losing weight, didn't they? Yeah. It's pretty horrible. It was a wild time. And this doco looking back on it, you're like, oh my God. I remember them doing these things.

Did you guys have a New Zealand version of The Biggest Loser? It's a really good question. Let me have a Google. I don't think we did, but I think they were going to do one, but maybe it never happened. Not enough fat people. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we're too ripped in New Zealand, that's the issue.

The doco is quite incredible. It's only three episodes, but you're right. One of the trainers is on there, and he's quite unrepentant about his behaviour in the way that he acted. Bob Harper was one of the trainers and then the other trainer was Gillian Michael's?

I think so. Yeah, that was her name. The woman. She was like when I remember watching the American version She was terrifying. He was the nicer one and she was terrifying.

Yeah. Like she was just mean. I haven't watched the last episode yet but she's not in it. She doesn't come in. No. Yeah, right. No, she's not in the doco at all.

It makes you realize how unhindered. reality TV show was in the 2000s. So I've gone digging in the archives and I've got some other reality TV shows from that era that are similarly unhinged. Okay. I don't see if you remember them.

Do you remember Joe Millionaire? Yes. Joe Millionaire not too bad. It was a dating show. Can I see, was it a dating show where they pretended the guy that all the women were dating was a millionaire, but it turns out he was just an average show.

Yes. Yes. Yeah, but average show was a different show. again but yes he was he was just a normal guy he was a construction worker yeah so they made these women fall for this guy and compete for him and then after they'd fallen for him and and he'd chosen them they were like he's broke he's poor do you still love him temptation island remember that one from 2001 to 2003 though it's back is it yeah it's back so that's where you went as a couple to a tropical island and they got hot single people to seduce you while you were there to see if

you would cheat on your partner. New season just dropped on Netflix like a couple of weeks ago. Oh my God. Yeah. Okay, maybe not too unhinged then. I didn't know this one, but ChatGPT showed me Kid Nation. Kid Nation? Kid Nation was from 2007.

They got 40 kids aged between 8 and 15, and they let them run their own town. I watched it. It was super interesting. Yeah, to see how they would behave. I quite liked it. No adult help. And they reckon it was... Well, they say that.

They say that. They would have been supervised. surely. Yeah, but were they supervised Big Brother style or were they actually supervised? Yeah, that's a great point. This one wasn't too unhinged, but special shout out to my Super Sweet 16, which ran for 12 years, completely ruined a generation's expectation of what their 16th birthday

should be like. It really did. Because it was the children of millionaires and the kids were getting like a range rover. Yeah, they had like Jar Rule perform at their 16th birthday. Yeah, Drake would come and do like a, a. lap dance for them on their 16th birthday. It was wild. Yeah.

Do you remember the show The Swan? The Swan. In 2004. It rings a bell. So the concept of the Swan is women undergo extreme plastic surgery makeovers and then they get judged in a beauty pageant.

Oh, that sounds awful. 2004. God, that was a different time, wasn't it? It says it's now remembered as one of TV's most unethical concepts. yeah do you remember i and it's actually it's awful um one of the worst reality shows i remember was i think it was called there's something about miriam yeah and uh it was miriam was a trans woman and all these men dated her and then once um she picked the guy that she wanted to be with then they

were like they like outed her she's trans yeah it was horrible like so probably one of the the worst out of all of the reality shows. And all these guys were like, what the hell? Yeah, it was so, so bad. Yeah. I was going to say things have come a long way, but I mean, if they're doing a new season of Temptation Island right now, then maybe they haven't.

Yeah. Anyway, can recommend that biggest loser. Quite interesting. Really interesting and real like. They made billions of dollars from that franchise. spin-offs and like the... Billions. They were doing like fit shakes and

merchandise and workout plans and cookbooks. All kinds of stuff. Crazy. Play ZDEM's Brie and Clint. I came across this woman who has come up with this list where she's convinced that people, everyone that says they like these things are lying.

Okay. Everyone is lying and they can't possibly like this list of things that she's come up with. I've heard people say that about sardines before. Yeah. Who likes those? I don't mind as... I'll just keep my opinion to myself.

God, you're really fitting that typical old man profile with your diet. No, it's the Mediterranean, having sardines, isn't it? Isn't it part of the Mediterranean diet? Sardines on toast. I think of like an old cartoon character man. Yeah, okay. I mean like, oh, got sardines in the cupboard. Have some of them on the toast.

Okay, well... You can see it now, can you? Then I'm doing the voice. Yes. Like the guy from up, I picture him to have sartines on toast. I could be wrong. I could be wrong, it's just my opinion. Should we go through the list and we can all decide if we agree

that everyone is lying about this list? If one person in our team likes this thing? Then it doesn't count. Yeah, it doesn't count. Okay. All right, first one. Number one, starting off strong oysters. Absolutely not.

It's not of the sea. It tastes like you're licking the bottom of the moon. boat immediately no. A sardine man here. I love an oyster. I'd have to say, I don't really get it. I love a fresh oyster. I have never, ever tried one.

And yeah, because you say you like them fresh on their own, that counts. See, I like oysters kill Patrick. Yeah, she likes them cooked to death. It's got Worcestershire and bacon bits on it. Yeah, and a little bit of cheese. It really masks the taste of the oil. Which I like. No, there's enough people enjoying oysters out there that, no, I'm not giving her that one.

Okay, okay. No for that one. Here comes the next one. Number two, super dark chocolate. There's no need for it. I'm not talking about like a little bit of dark chocolate. I'm talking about like 90%. It's more bitter than your ex.

Get out. I have to agree. No, get out. And can I just say, can I just say I've just spent a week with my brother, who's the healthiest person on planet Earth, Yeah. Who doesn't eat anything below 90% cacao. That is cut off, 90. 90%.

I saw that video and I agree with him. That stuff is really um. Now, you're eating it for vegan reasons, aren't you? No, I'm not. Because the higher the cacao, the lower the dairy. I love dark chocolate. I hate white chocolate. I hate caramel. I hate anything.

Dark chocolate is where it's at. Wait, wait. What about good old milk chocolate? Disgusting. Disgusting. I love dark chocolate. She's lit, she's vegan, though. But we have two people who enjoy it.

Wait, can we just see, though, who here loves 90% cacao chocolate? Me? And you're lying. So none of us. I'm not lying. Yeah, you're a liar. You can't rack off. No, I prefer a milky. Yeah, me too.

Milk chocolate is the only way to go. It's two. Nah, your taste buds are. Okay, number three. Number three, nut milk and coffee. Gross, it tastes like poison. You don't need to do it. You're not going to die if you drink cows.

Ella's not going to like this one. I have to agree. Nut milk is yuck. Yeah, yuck. That is yuck. Excuse me? Do you actually like the taste of it? Or is it just your only option?

I like it. Having nut milk in your coffee or your tea completely overpowers the whole thing. She doesn't even get nut milk. She gets oat milk. Yeah, oat milk. No, that's not a nut milk. That's not a nut milk. I like what's...

Armand. Yeah, that's good. Cashew is actually nice to drink by itself. Thank you very much. Nub. I hate cow milk. Cow milk, do you want milk from someone's udders? Yuck!

Wouldn't mind some from her. No more vegan. No more vegan reasons. Oh, and you never had some from your mum? Yeah, that's normal. Yeah, well, you can't say it all udders then. Okay. Anyway.

Please don't refer to them as udders. That's what I call my girls. Okay, number four. Seinfeld, the show. No, it's not funny. There's nothing about it. That's good. I've tried watching it.

I just don't get it. Seinfeld's one of the greatest TV shows That's terrible. I don't have an opinion. It's not for me, but I can't say that I agree that no one likes it. It's very successful.

No Seinfeld, no friends. Oh, that's a push. If there was no Seinfeld, there would have been no friends. That's a push. If there was no cheers, then there's no Seinfeld. If someone doesn't create TV,

there'd be no TV. If there's no one show, then there's no other show. This lady's very opinionated. She should be on talkback radio. She should be. What's the next one? Waking up at 4 a.m. voluntarily. Like people that do it and they say that they enjoy it, you're lying.

Who wants to get up at that time? I have to agree with her on this one. Does anyone really do it voluntarily though? There are people at my gym. But it's to go to the gym. It's not to just like hang out, you know? The people that are like, oh, I love it. I love waking it up and getting my day started. I'm like, you're psycho.

Oh, the people that blog it as well. I can believe that there are people who voluntarily get up at 5 or 5.30. I can't see 4 a.m. being anything but a grudge rise. At all work. You just have to do it for work. Yeah. So wait, do we all agree? I think we all agree on that one. Yes.

No one likes people who wake up at 4 a.m.? No. I don't believe you when you say, I love getting up at 4 a.m. to start my day. Okay, five things in. We've finally found one that is common around. Maybe we'll get on a roll. Okay, we've got two more. Oh, wow.

People who enjoy shots of alcohol, like, I'm not doing it because I enjoy it. No. Yuck. No, unless... I do not enjoy a shot of alcohol. Unless it's a novelty shot, like a, um... WP. Madori or a WP?

A WP. A baby Guinness? A wet pee, which Breed talks about. Yeah, wet pee. Or an S on the B. Mm-hmm. An S on the B, not bad. No, not a novelty shot.

But, you dare. That's pure alcohol. I think she's talking about the tequila's, the voids. No, I like tequila, that's it. Do you like the shot? Yeah. Or do you like having a shot because you know it's going to turbo-charge your night? Do you like the lime you get afterwards?

I like all of it. I like the experience. You're like gearing up for a good night. You're crazy. Okay, she's going to claim it. We have to give it to her. No wonder you love the nutty milks. Last one.

People who want to put stickers on their car or do put stickers on their car and they reckon that it looks good. Why? What the heck? Is she talking about the moth? Is she talking about the My Family stickers? I guess she's talking about all stickers. All stickers.

If you put like a bumper sticker on there, about the gym you go to or something. You know how everyone who goes to Les Mills has got a warrant of fitness sticker? I mean, it's a flex. It is a pretty good sticker from Les Mills. When I first saw that, when I moved to New Zealand, I was like, oh, that's smart. It's quite clever, yeah. I like the test the ones. I would literally die before I ever put that on my car, but pretty good.

Like, I would drag myself over high. hot coals before I put that on the back of my car. Brie would drink a litre of nut milk before she would put a Les Mills warrant of fitness sticker on her car. Absolutely I would. ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast. All I want through my birthday, the birthday bangers.

All right, let's do your birthday bangers. Number one songs when you turn 16. We'll figure out three and play our favourite. Sam's going to go first. Cure to Sam. Hi, Sam. Hi. How are you?

What have you been doing today, Sam? Um, just kind of school And then I had training this afternoon Oh yeah, for what sport? Weightlifting. Sick. That's cool. What's your, what are your, um, snatching?

Are you doing Olympic weightlifting, Sam? Yeah, Olympic weightlifting. What's your biggest snatch? 50. And you clean and jerk? 65. And your deadlift? I don't really do deadlift.

Yeah, fair enough, of course you go. Of course you don't. My bad. Sam, what's your date of birth? 20th of March, 2009. All right, Sam. That means you were 16 this year on the 20th of March. And back on that date, this was number one.

Kendrick and Sizer, this is Luther. Do you like it, Sam? I don't really know. I don't really listen to, like, Kynchik and Sizer. So, I don't know. Okay. I quite like that one. I think it's not a bad one, Sam.

Yeah. I'm a bad one. Okay, wait there. We're going to do Matt's birthday banger. Hi, Matt. Hi, Matt. Hello. What are you cleaning and jerking, Matt?

No comment. Good answer, Matt. Oh, he's quick. He's quick. I threw you in there, Matt, and you came out. You're more mature than some radio. I don't think I meant to discuss that on radio. No.

He came out on, oh, talking about weightlifting eyes. Matt, what's your time? date of birth? My date of birth is 2nd of December 1986. He was 16 Matt in 2002

and he is your birthday banger. I feel like it suits you Matt. I mean it's a bit of a meme song to be fair. It is. It's a meme song

before meme songs existed. But at least it's got a good vibe right, Matt. And at least it's memorable. It is definitely memorable. It was the 2000s Macarena. Yeah. Wait there, one more birthday banger for Claudia. Hi, Claudia.

Hi, Claudia. How are you? Good, thank you. What are you? Don't. Don't. Don't you dare ask how her snatches. I was about to say, how's your snitch, Claudia? Claudia, how has your day been, Claudia?

And what have you been doing? Good, thank you. Just been working remotely. Oh, what kind of work do you do? Social media, for bitter or worse. Oh, interesting. Okay, we haven't had that before. All right, Claudia, I will move swiftly along before I lose my job. What is your birthday?

10th of October, 1994. All right, that means you were 16 in 2010. We've done our calculations. Here's your birthday back. Vinson version You get Seelow Green and forget you Claudia, do you like it? My, I like it.

It's fun. It's good, yeah. Yeah, it's a bot from Seelow Green. Okay, wait, then we've got to choose between Kendrick, Lus Ketchup or Seelow Green. I'll be voting for the ketchup song today.

Me too, I think. Really? Yeah, I liked Matt's vibe. Mattie Boy, you're the winner of birthday banger. Well done. Oh, cool. I'm so glad I chose to be born then. Good on you, Matt.

From 2002, here it is, on ZM. ZM. Z.M. Brinclint, Zem, Breinclin, the winner of birthday banger today from Lus Ketchup is the Ketchup song. It's for Matt. That was number one in December 2002. Tonight, a brand new season of Taskmaster, New Zealand, premieres.

Season 6. TV 2, 730, Breeze on it, along with a bunch of other Kiwi comedians. ZDN's Branklin. The Cambridge Dictionary, of course, there's a bunch of different dictionaries. The big three, I think, are Cambridge, Oxford and Collins. Collins, yeah. Cambridge are putting 6,000 new words in,

which seems a bit desperate from Cambridge, to be honest. That's so many new words. Yeah. Yeah. And wait, can I just, do you know the time frame? Like, is that in the past 12 months? Well, it's their latest update to the dictionary. So, yeah, I guess.

Do they update it every year? Or do they update it like every year? I think you have to update it every year because language is always evolving. Mm-hmm. You know? So anyway, 6,000 words. Most of them are Gen Z, Gen Alpha and Internet slang words. Makes sense.

And because the language is evolving so fast with things like TikTok, you know? Like... They're going to have to add 6.000. thousand words daily soon. I almost feel like it's not worth adding some of these words, though, because the trends happen so fast. Like, what are they going, they're going to put the bloody jet two holiday in there, and then within a month, people are like, oh my God, I can't believe the Cambridge Dictionary

added Jet Two holiday. That's lame. So August. That is so August. Anyway, I've got some of the words, and you guys need to see if you can define them for me, okay? Okay. One of the words being added to the Cambridge Dictionary is...

Treadwife. Do you know what a Treadwife is? Treadwife? Yes. I have to Google this recently. I know what this is, actually. I think I know what this is from watching maths. Oh, okay. Is a trad wife like the traditional idea of what a wife is?

So they cook, they clean, vacuum, et cetera, et cetera. And don't work and they stay home and look after the kids. A trad wife. A tread wife. A trad wife is a woman who believes in and practices traditional gender roles within the marriage. Some may choose to take a homemaking role within their marriage. Others leave their careers to focus on meeting their family's needs within the home. So yeah, it's kind of a pre-1970s idea of what a wife is.

Yeah, right. Good. Well done, everybody. You've got tradwife. Nice. Next word being added to the Cambridge Dictionary. Sounds like a disease. Doesn't I? Kind of. Next word, skibbidi.

No way, I guess that. Yep. Skibbidi. Skibbidi has been added. Skibbidi boobab. Does it have a meaning? I feel like the... Isn't Skibbidi like, doesn't it mean like cool?

What do the kids say? What are they, Gen Alpha? They say it. It's a gen alpha word. You think cool? Yeah. Any other suggestions? I thought it was just a silly word.

I think. Nah, definitely has a meaning. Oh, is it like cool. Like, okay. Okay. Skibody, a word that can have different meanings such as cool. Oh, yeah. Or bad.

Oh. Yeah. Or it can be used with no real meaning at all as a joke. Skibney Toilet Riz is what I've heard. Yeah. Which is just what. That's confusing then. So yes, I'll give you that, Brie.

Okay, we'll take it. Next one is Luke, L-E-W-K. What? Look, that means look with your eyes. Look, what is it? L-E-W-K. There's a words added to the Cambridge Dictionary this year. Need to see it.

One of the 6,000 words. L-E-W-K. L-E-W-K. Oh. Oh, I have seen this. A look? Yes, Claudia. So you were right, it is a version of look, but it's not to look.

It's your look. It's your look. It's your fashion look. Whereas I feel like the new updated is the fit. Yeah. Oh, she's throwing a fit. I think it fits out. Yeah, I think it's in.

Yeah, I think fits out, Luke's in. Yeah. Someone literally real young person goes, oh, they're throwing a fit. Did they? Oh, skibbiddy. Last one is Delulu. Do you guys have a dead? Delusional.

It's an easy one. They have precedent for Dululu. The boo-boo has confused Delulu a little bit, though. Yeah, it has. But in the Australian Parliament this year, Prime Minister Anthony Albanese used the term delulu. No, he did it. He described as members of the opposition

as being Delulu with no Salulu. And I think he single-handedly won the election with younger people in that moment. I mean, that was quite skibbitty from him, wasn't it? It was. It was a real luke. No Z&M's Brie and Clint podcast And that's us

Done for another day On the Brie and Clint show What's everyone doing tonight I'm going to the gym And then I'm going home To watch a brand new episode Of Taskmaster New Zealand You are lucky sir

You are lucky Producers The same actually I'm going bowling first And then I'll be watching Taskmasters Good that's a good order to do it in. Yeah.

Are you going 10 pin? Yeah. I love a good 10 pin. I hope she's not going lawn at this time of year. What else bowling is there? Lawn bowling. Yeah, no, it's too dark. Yeah.

Sorry. Claudia? I don't watch TV, so I'll probably... We did not totally buy your TV for your birthday. Meditate. God. I'm so disappointed. Is there something on?

Yes, Claudia. Past Master, Season 6, which I am on. I'm leaving out my dream. It's going to be on tonight. TVNZ2 at 7.30. Claudia. She's on the cover of the goddamn TV guide. You know what?

I actually bought a copy. Did you? They're only 350. Did you know that? I've reached the pinnacle, the ceiling of my career, and you're not even going to watch it. I put the TV guide next to your book that I also have. She's got a shrine of you. She'll buy all your merchandise.

You just won't watch your shows. You take what you can get. Hey, if you're willing to watch Brie on Taskmaster tonight, I'm sure she'd really appreciate it. I would appreciate it. 730 TV 2 or you can watch it on demand on the TVNZ Plus app. It's going to be fantastic. It's going to be very funny.

And if you, I mean, for anything else, Jeremy Wells is on it. So watch it just to look at him. Oh, say less, I'll be there. Oh, now she wants to watch it, eh? Play ZM's Brea and Clint on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from three on ZM.