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It's ZM's Brean-Klin podcast.
ZDem's Brean-Klint, thanks to KFC.
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I think I met you in a dream last month.
Zat M's Brean Clint.
Back now you, baby, they were green.
Goody, everybody.
Welcome to the Brea and Clint show with Clint and Bree for a change.
I'm back, baby.
She's back.
So good to be back, guys.
How are we?
What have I missed?
Oh, so much.
Not much happening in my world.
I want to hear what's been going on here.
Yeah, whatever you've been doing, just sitting around.
Just chilling.
You know, getting heaps of sleep.
Pissing around.
Catching up on my sleep, which has been nice.
Just scrolling, I've heard.
Just doom scrolling the whole time.
Yeah, for hours and hours.
Loll, we're kidding.
This is quite exciting.
There's a big reveal of Bree's new baby on our Instagram page.
Yes, a little video that Ella has put up.
I think it might be the first video footage of Little Baby Toto
to be released.
Yes, I think it is.
Which is a huge get for our page.
I really would have thought you would have done that personally.
Yeah, but I, you know, this is family in here.
Is it up, Ella?
I think it's just gone up.
It's up.
So cute.
Yeah, Hittesidim's Bree and Clint to meet Toto.
So cute.
I want to say he's got my eyes, but you can have a look at the video.
Yeah.
He's herey.
He's Italian.
Yeah.
He's your son.
He's definitely my son.
Actually, he looks a little bit Scottish, actually.
Quite big. Big head for a baby.
He does have a big head.
At Brian Clint on Instagram, okay?
Go and watch the video.
And like the page, by the way,
because if we get to 100,000 before the end of the week,
did you know Ella's going to score free Alex Warren tickets?
I saw this all going down yesterday.
How did you wrangle that, Ella?
Clint's just being nice.
Are you doing deals with the bosses again?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's gone to Ella's head straight away, though.
She's sent us a DM this morning.
No! Okay, guys.
Okay, I really want to get this 100.
grand.
I'm thinking about releasing nudes on the
Brian Clinton Instagram page.
Clint goes,
love the enthusiasm.
Please, no nude.
Are they your own nudes?
Because we're not releasing no nudes again.
We've been asking Ella to get our page over
100 grand for like a year.
And now that there's free Alex Warren tickets,
she's willing to get the bloody who haze out.
I've never seen you more motivated.
Why not? For the people.
Am I right? For the people. More like
for your own benefit.
Multiple reasons to go and check out the Brianclin Instagram.
So many things going on.
Lots happening. Tosses at 4 o'clock.
It'll be your first tosses.
You need to practice your toss because you will be on tossing duty.
Okay. I feel like I'm an old hat at this.
I've tossed plenty of times in my lifetime.
Yeah, you're a massive tosser.
Yeah. One of the biggest.
So I feel like I'm born for this game.
You were saying it's all in the wrist.
Yeah, I did get RSI that one time.
Oh, over tossing.
Yeah.
It was on that ski trip to Whistler.
I'm skiing.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Right, should we get into Trady versus ladies?
I think we should.
I think that's for the best.
69 tradies, 63 ladies.
A round about that.
We'll double-check that score, but that's approximately what it is.
What isn't approximate is the amount of money up for grabs?
50 bucks cash thanks to KFC, and if you want it, you can call us now.
Play Z&M's Bree and Clint.
That's the latest Alex Warren on ZM with Brean Clint.
It's called Rescuer.
He's coming.
I thought the tickets that we had up for grabs are for the Auckland Town Hall.
They're not.
They're for Spark Arena.
It's the big show.
And you can score them if you like the Brian Clinton Instagram page
and comment on the Alex Warren video.
You'll see it on there.
It's up there.
You could get tickets.
And more importantly, if we hit our goal, Ella will get two free tickets.
You're so gunning for this, aren't you?
Yeah, I'm a massive fan.
I've been watching him for a while.
God, why haven't we motivated her with tickets to things before this?
I know.
We could have achieved so much.
I haven't been tried.
I mean...
We could have won a radio award years ago.
Years ago, it could have happened.
Claudia, what do we need to motivate you?
What's it going to take?
I'll take cash money, please.
Yeah, I know you will.
She's smart.
Bree's back.
It's been three weeks since Little Baby Toto arrived
and three weeks of being at home in your baby bubble.
So we've got to know, how's it been?
How's it going?
How's the family?
Yeah.
God, it's a real whirlwind being back.
And I feel like the last three weeks,
weeks have been amazing, like have been so special. My mum's been here, which has been really
awesome to have her around and create memories with her. But it's been, yeah, what a crazy
wild experience that overnight my whole world has just changed instantly. Look, I didn't
like sleep anyway. I didn't like it. I think it's overrated. Sleep, whatever. I'm
I will report that Toto is definitely my son,
and there is a big reason that I know he's my son.
Fletulence.
He's got so much gas in him.
Yeah.
God, he farts like a trooper.
It's because he's eating heats.
Yeah, he's, he guzzles it.
We call him the truffle pig.
Oh, yeah.
Because he just, not the guzzler.
He just, whenever he gets close to my fiancé,
my fiance, Sapphire, and he smells the milk.
It's just
just give me the milk.
Do you get jealous and ever think about like smearing some milk on you
so that he'll be like give you more attention?
It is one of those weird things where you do feel like a little bit like, oh.
Redundant.
Redundant.
Like what am I here to do?
You are there to make cups of tea and support her.
100%.
That's what I've been doing.
Yeah.
Just everything that I can do.
But yeah, it's been amazing.
Like I couldn't have asked for anything better.
Like it just, it feels so, so cool.
Have you guys left the house as a family yet?
We have.
We've left quite a few times actually.
Our auntie, my fiancé, her auntie had her birthday and that was the first out where we all went out just around the corner.
He slept the whole time, which was good.
And just as he was about to kick off, we were like, oh, look, time to leave.
You now have the perfect excuse to not only leave something to not go at all.
Like you can, you can now, you can cancel 10 minutes before.
You can go, so sorry guys, we didn't make it out the door.
You understand.
Mm-hmm.
I realize this.
Not forever, just for a little bit.
But just for a bit.
And, yeah, it's, I never thought I would finally get to this place in my life where I was a mum.
Mm-hmm.
And to finally have that feeling where you're like, oh, this is my son.
And I just miss him so much.
Like even like coming into work today, I know that sounds so lame.
But like I miss him.
Like, and I just have so much unconditional love like straight away as soon as I met him.
And I was just kind of like, this is just everything I thought it was going to be and more.
That's good.
And it helps when he is screaming.
Not everybody gets it straight away.
Yeah.
It's interesting.
And some people listening to this will go, oh, that's, and they'll feel bad because not
everybody gets the overwhelming love thing straight away.
Like sometimes, it happened for me, but sometimes it takes time to build, which is totally
okay as well.
It's just fine, yeah.
But that's so good to hear that you've got it and the things are going well.
It helps when he's screaming bloody murder at 3am.
I'll tell you that.
Yeah, you've got to call on that, that massive well of undying love.
You are lucky.
You are cute.
How are you feeling about your support network,
I'm a die going home tomorrow.
Not great.
No.
It's pretty overwhelming.
And anyone who...
Because the trainer wheels are coming off.
100%.
You're like, oh, it's just going to be us.
And, you know, like my mum is...
She's raised three babies.
She's done it before.
She's pretty knowledgeable.
She's got grandkids.
She got grandkids.
And so having her there as a support,
but it's literally just going to be me,
my fiancé, Sophia, and our son, Toto in the house.
And producer Ella, you know she's ready to babysit at the drop of a hat.
Like I won't be crazy keen, but I'm here if you need.
You know what I mean?
She's crazy, Kate.
No, yeah, you're crazy.
She offered to breastfeed.
No, Clint, that was an off-year chance.
Ella.
I'm not sure she 100% knows how it works, but...
We are in...
It's the offer that counts.
I mean...
We are in the market for a wet nurse, so...
Oh, yeah, well!
ZDM's Bree and Clint podcast.
The Night of Nights for Australian television went down on Sunday night, the lowies.
And they love the loggies.
Oogie's over there?
Yeah, they go all out.
Yeah.
They go absolutely all out.
New Zealand's own Melanie Bracewell was there.
And New Zealand's own Guy Montgomery, from Guy Montgomery's Guy Montgomery's Guy
Mount Spelling Bee was there.
Kiwis doing big things in Aussie TV.
And New Zealand's own South African, Ursula Carlson, was there?
Oh, was she?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Full of Kiwis.
Full of Kiwis.
We're taken over.
At the Logies.
One of the really cool things I did see was Sir Sam Neal.
won a Logie.
Oh yeah.
For Best Actor, he won the Best Actor Award for that show that I really love.
It's called The Twelve.
He won the Best Actor Award.
That's nice.
He is one that we are happy to share with the Aussies because I feel that Ozzy's love Sam Neal as much as Kiwis.
Yeah.
But who doesn't love Sam Neal?
I know.
Another interesting thing I saw that they were discussing throughout the night at the Logies
was what is the greatest.
Aussie TV show ever.
Great question.
And they kept putting forward different suggestions and voting.
And they finally got their top three greatest Aussie TV shows of all time.
High five.
I mean, obviously.
The Wiggles.
Duh.
The Aussie version of Play School.
Wait.
We've got a Kiwi one, yeah.
Do you?
Yeah.
Yeah, we had Play School too.
Buzzy G.
Because I mean Play School, iconic.
Bluey.
I mean, yeah.
Bluey was in the mix.
Bluey was discussed.
Oh, oh, oh, home and away, obviously.
Okay.
That's not my real list.
Because I've actually got a really good one on my list.
Okay.
Do you want to hear some of the ones that were being discussed
for the greatest Aussie TV show of all time at the Logies?
It was Blue Healers.
That's on my list.
Is it?
There you go.
I mean, McLeod's daughters, obviously.
Blue Heel is such a good show.
I'm showing my age a bit, but.
Fantastic show.
Fantastic show.
police drama, I guess.
Went for years and years and years.
Pack to the Rafters was on the list.
All Saints and a bunch of others.
Water rats.
Water rats.
Jay LaGai.
Oh, so good.
Let's round the room.
What are you putting forward for the greatest Aussie TV show of all time?
I had Blue Healers.
And then I know it's not that old and it's only three seasons.
Yeah.
But Colin from Accounts is a very.
very good Australian television show.
I have to agree.
Yeah.
It's very funny.
The last season is on TVNZ at the moment, the final season.
Yes.
That's a good suggestion.
Claude.
No one said Catherine Kim yet.
Yeah, I was leaving it for Brie.
Oh, well that one's clearly the greatest.
Yeah, thanks for taking mine.
I also had Colin from Accounts and the Crocodile Hunter.
Oh, Steve Irwin.
Wow.
That's a great choice.
Oh, who dares?
With Mike Whitney.
Yeah, and tenure?
Yeah.
Ella, what's the greatest Australian television show of all time?
I don't know if it's cancelled, but when I watched it, I enjoyed it,
summer heights.
Very good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was enormous.
It was so big, the Chris Lilly show.
The top three, I mean, I would put forward Wentworth, I think, has to be in the mix.
I've never watched Wentworth.
My dad loves it.
Does it?
Yeah.
Really?
It's kind of like the Aussie oranges the new black.
If you can picture that.
It's very good though.
It's very good.
The top three, though, according to this survey,
was coming in at number three,
a country practice.
Okay.
Which, yep.
Number two, home and away.
You kind of have to for longevity, right?
Oh, number one's going to be...
What do you think number one's going to be?
It's going to be neighbours.
And number one, the greatest Aussie TV show of all time.
It's noise.
different. It's unusual. It's
Catherine Cuban. Oh, thank God.
It's a great pick. Now I feel
bad for neighbours. Didn't even make the top
of their own. God, kick them while
they're down. First they get cancelled, then
Clint from ZM.
Bagging them on air.
ZD. Franklin.
The tea. Live from L.A. with
Dean McCarthy. Dean's here. Dean,
Bree's back. Hi, Dean.
Hi, Bree. Welcome back. I've missed you, Mama.
Welcome home, Mama. I've missed you too.
I've got to call him.
I've always called him Daddy.
I've missed you too, Daddy.
Yeah, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy.
Hey, Dean, this is, this story's horrible.
It broke yesterday, but can you give us the latest information about this tragic passing of Hayden Panetteer?
Yes, it's really devastating, actually.
So she's passed away at the age of 36, and today we've learned a bit more about the devastating
death.
She had a cardiac arrest is what they released, and when she was found unresponsive, and obviously
they tried to revive her, but that is actually the official cause of death.
Lots of celebrities have come out today and support Paris Hilton just posted a slideshow of
photos on her Instagram, you know, sharing her condolences.
In fact, many, many celebrities in Hollywood today are coming out because it was such a
devastating loss.
Hayden had shared over the last year, I saw some really incredible interviews she had
with like Jay Shetty and things like that, talking about different struggles that she has had.
and it's their heartbreaking to watch
if you go back and watch her interview with Jay Shady
you will be heartbroken
so it's just a devastating sorry, 36 years old
Yeah, she's not had an easy life
She's opened up about a lot of her struggles
One of the most devastating things I saw about this
was her dad released the information
About her passing
Within 24 hours, he put out a statement
And I imagine that's because
She has been so hounded by media outlets
And paparazzi over the course of her life
That he's like, well I just have to get ahead of this
before the speculation starts, even after his daughter has just died.
Yeah.
I can't even imagine that because they also lost their son three years ago, her brother.
He was 28, I think.
Yeah, he was so young.
And she talks about quite extensively in that Jay Shetty interview how incredibly hard it's been for her
because her and her brother were incredibly close.
And, I mean, she just released her memoir.
that's all the press that she was doing.
So when you message me this yesterday,
I was like, oh, 36 years old.
She's so young and so sad.
That is the T with D. McCut.
Z-N's Brian Clint.
If you want to see the first video of Baby Toto,
it's up on the Bree and Clinton Instagram page right now.
Exclusive.
Hashtag exclusive.
That video of Baby Toto.
He's grown up so fast, hasn't he?
He's just changing so much.
You wouldn't think he was three?
weeks old. He is very handsome. Very handsome boy. If you do say so yourself. Go and see the video. You'll
understand what I mean. Did you serve a big spender? There's a real estate agent by the name of Paul
Nishawshan, I think. Nishawshan. Paul Nishawshin. He's Auckland real estate agent. He's well
established now, but he's talked about his first week on the job.
Okay.
When he dealt with a big spender.
So he's just signed on as a real estate agent.
Just got his license.
Just got the shoes.
And who?
Who did he serve?
And the suit?
And the business cards.
And at his branch...
Who did he tell to take their shoes off?
No, they walked into the branch looking to buy a house.
A person who had just won lotto.
Really?
So he's a brand new real estate agent.
First week on the job.
And someone walks in with $30 million.
Oh.
to spend.
That is the dream client.
This is a person who has just come into money.
Wow.
And I guess they've heard the saying,
safe as houses.
And they're like, well, I guess I'll buy some houses.
I'll buy a couple of them.
The dream.
You're the new guy and you're like, okay, yep, absolutely.
We can do this.
I now exclusively work for you.
I will find you any house that you want.
Even if the house is not for sale,
I'll find a way for you to buy it.
Imagine he'd just be like, this real estate stuff, piece of cake.
I don't know what they're talking about.
Easiest job in the world.
He ended up selling this person several houses in Auckland and Queenstown.
Really?
Yeah, because $30 million, you don't just get one house.
No, you're buying a couple.
You're getting a few houses.
100%.
The dream.
And that's why I wanted to ask people this afternoon, did you serve a big spender?
I have a friend who worked.
I'm just trying to, should I name the place that they used to work?
They don't work there anymore, so it should be fine.
They used to work at Louis Vuitton.
Oh, okay.
Louis Vuitton in Auckland.
On Queen Street?
Yes.
Yeah.
And a very high profile person came in one time.
What field?
A rapper.
Oh, international high profile.
Yes.
Oh, I know the story.
Yeah.
You can name the person.
The person that came.
came in was 50 cent, came in with his whole entourage and...
I think he was here for our gig, wasn't he?
Yeah, it could have been.
He was here for Zidiam's Friday Jans.
Yeah, I think so.
I think.
Took in his whole entourage.
Yeah.
And apparently he made his whole entourage pick out a silk shirt and then bought his
whole entourage a silk shirt each.
Nothing more scucks than rocking up to the club where the whole crew is wearing the same
Louis Vuitton silk shirt.
Apparently he dropped like 30K.
Wow!
Yeah.
It was just like boom, 30K.
And I imagine if you work in Louis Vuitton there's a commission element.
I believe so.
I don't know.
I don't know either.
I'm assuming.
But I imagine you're not on $26 an hour.
No.
You know?
So when you see Fiddy coming, you're like, I want a piece of that.
Did you serve a big spender?
Do you work in a car dealership and Israel Adisanya walked in?
Because he's got a McLaren.
I'll have that car.
Yeah.
He bought his McLaren after one of his big fights.
He would have paid all cash.
Yeah.
I don't think Israel Adi Sanja's McLaren is on higher purchase.
Do you think you've got a GE money genie?
You never know.
Maybe you got a good deal.
Do you work in a bar or a restaurant and there's this crazy expensive bottle of wine that no one ever buys?
But then someone came in and they were like, oh, special occasion, I'll have that.
Yeah, it doesn't have to be a famous person.
I'll have that.
Yeah.
They don't have to be famous.
It's like that time, remember I told you that story about when I was at the Melbourne casino
and my friend and I, we stumbled into this private room.
There was heaps of people in there.
It looked like a work function.
Stumble being the operative word.
We definitely stumbled.
But we were, you know, young in our 20s.
And these guys, a lot of men, all probably, I would say, in their 50s.
And we got to talk into a few people and there was this one guy.
And we were like, we should get champagne.
We should drink champagne.
And we were trying to convince this guy.
And he was like, yeah, we should get champagne.
And I was like, you should buy the magnum.
You should buy the magnum bottle of champagne.
And this guy's like, yeah, all right.
Would you think I was cool if I bought the magnum?
And I was like, definitely $1,200.
It was a $1,200 bottle of champagne.
Popped it.
And then my friend, you couldn't script it.
She goes, oh, this isn't very nice.
Oh, my God.
Yuck.
Got me cruis us.
Their name's Bray and Clint, podcast.
So we want to know, did you serve a big spender?
David's here.
Hey, David.
Hi, David.
Hey.
Hello, hello from IHeart Radio.
I'm listening to you on IHeart.
Oh, my goody.
Aren't we here in the world are you?
Whereabouts are you?
I'm in Hastings.
Oh, Hastings, New Zealand.
Exactly.
You don't have to go far to listen to use it, so it works for me.
No, you're right.
It's just with the app and the accent,
we assumed that you were calling in from like Montreal or something.
David? No, just right here in New Zealand, but with the accents right, I used to live in the US.
Yeah, there we go. You said, David, you used to work for a big spender.
Yeah, look, more than a couple of years ago, I worked for a really, very wealthy family that I thought were millionaires.
Okay.
I realize now they were probably billionaires.
Wow. And what makes you say that?
Because they had more money than they could ever spend.
Would they get you to go and make purchases for them, David?
Yeah, look, one time I was flying through, they were flying through an airport
and they saw a roadster, custom-made roadster, and they came in and they said, oh, look, we want that car.
And I said, where was it?
And they said, well, it's in Minneapolis.
And it's, X, you know, like 50 grand.
And they said, oh, I said, okay, well, are you going to drive it?
And they said, no, no, it's from my nephew.
It's his 16th birthday present.
Wow.
What?
Wow.
And we want you to put it in a container and ship it halfway around the world.
And which we did.
So, yeah, 50 grand American Express card.
Away you go.
Well, on the card?
On the card.
Wow.
Holy smokes.
Any other big purchases you can remember?
Well, probably the other one that was really amazing is that these guys had their own private jet.
And the wife was complaining that she had,
smelled this perfume in Beverly Hills in Los Angeles.
And she wanted it.
But they didn't sell it in the town that we were in.
Yeah.
And so they said, well, go and get it.
And she goes, I don't want to go to Beverly Hills.
And they said, well, just bring the girl here.
So we flew the perfume lady from Beverly Hills with her whole boxes of perfume on our private jet.
So we flew the jet down.
Flew the jet back up.
So the jet would have flew with no one in it.
Exactly.
So four trips on a jet, private jet, and the wife...
For a bottle of perfume?
No, no, she bought two.
Bring the girl here as the richest sentence I've ever heard anybody utter.
Just bring her to me.
Just bring her to me.
Yeah.
She got a really big tip and probably,
the bottle of perfume was close to $100,000 a bottle.
Wow.
David, see, David, how did you leave that detail out?
This is a world that Brie and I don't understand.
Yeah, me either.
I was not aware, but you've been exposed to it.
I was not aware that there were bottles of perfume that could cost $100,000.
No, I think the perfume was only about $15,000 or $20,000 a bottle.
Only the cost for her to get it.
Oh, I understand what you mean.
She ended up paying about $100,000 to get the bottle.
Well, you definitely get two then because then you have the cost, don't you?
Yeah.
Well, I'm sure that's what she can, she told her husband.
And look, and money was not, and Bill is not an issue for the family.
So clearly they had so much money, like just disgusting amount of money where they had no real concept of what things cost or like, you know, the value of things.
And they just, they wouldn't have been able to spend it all in their lifetime, clearly.
Exactly.
They couldn't spend it.
But they were the nicest, loveliest people.
and they would do pretty much anything
for anybody who was honest and legal.
Did they give you anything nice?
No, they gave me my walking papers.
They said let you know too much, goodbye.
This sounds like a whole podcast episode.
David from Hastings, fascinating.
Thank you for the insight.
So interesting.
You're back.
There's a few texts from people who have served big spenders,
but they don't really compare to that.
Yeah, that one's pretty outrageous.
The only other thing I can think of,
because I'm trying to think of stories people have told me,
look, someone that is very close to me
worked on a super yacht
where she said the amount of money
that these people had,
like they would wash their hands with crystal.
That is ridiculous.
Apparently that used to happen on this super yacht.
Your hands wouldn't even be clean.
They'd be sticky.
They don't understand.
money or hand washing.
The ZDM Podcast Network.
Everyone wants to know how much David from Hastings was getting paid from the billionaire family.
Yes, if David is still listening on the IHeart radio app, can you text us and tell us how much?
We'll only tell the people that listen to ZDX.
Yeah, that's a promise.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're going to get classical next.
It's me and you versus producer Ella.
We're back.
We are back, baby.
The good guys are back.
Take it on the villain
Of the Bree and Clint show
You're the villains
I'm watching Spider-Man a lot
I'm Spider-Man
And you guys are the losers
We are Spider-Man
You're the Green Goblin
We're Spider-Man and Spider-Girlin
How dare you say I'd be Goblin
Which one's Spider-Girl
Of you two
Um
Brie
Why?
Well because I've got the
I've got the problem with the suit
I've got the thing going on downstairs with the suit
I'm very clearly Spider-Man
Oh my true
Okay
You tell yourself that
And Ella is
that robot with the snake arms.
Oh, Doc Ock!
Yeah, you're Doc Ock.
I'll take it.
So you've got to choose.
You can text Spider-Man
or Doc Ock to 9696.
That will tell us which team you support
and let's get classical.
And if you have supported the winning team,
you're in to win 50 KFC chicken dollars.
It's ZAM's Bree and Clint podcast.
We've heard from David from Hastings, by the way,
about how much he got paid working for the billionaires.
He said, David here, it was my first job out of university.
I was 25 years old.
I was on $28,000 a year.
But the time I finished, I was on $35,000 a year.
They did not get rich by paying people too much.
Clearly.
In a weird part of the story,
one month after starting working for them,
I was required to go on the road
to a very important business meeting.
They gave me $10,000 in cash
as my daily per diem to spend.
What?
What?
They wanted to make sure that the clients never had any doubt
that they were able to fund anything that they mentioned.
They wanted to give me more than $10,000,
but I was terrified of getting mugged.
I was carrying half of my annual salary in cash.
I was just about to say that's pretty much nearly your whole salary.
Crazy money was nothing to them except when it came to payroll.
That's so interesting.
We always talk about an uncle of mine who's very rich
And similar vibes
And they always say, you know, rich people stay rich for a reason
Because they're tight.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're tight where they're tight and they...
Spend where they spend.
Yeah, this is your uncle that has a Ferrari in the living room.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's one of seven, several Ferraris.
No big deal.
No.
Yeah, but his wife is on a weekly allowance of $150.
Bring and Clint.
Classic.
Go out to dinner.
Right, are we splitting this?
Five ways.
Well, actually, I didn't have any of the entree.
Or a drink.
I didn't have a drink.
All right, Spider-Man and Spider-Girl versus Doc Ock.
And let's get classical today.
Good guys versus bad guys.
We are good guys.
You like to think that.
Ella is bad guys.
Can you allocate me a character as well?
I feel left out.
Yeah, you are James Franco.
I was going to say she's MJ.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
She's the love interest.
I'll be MJ.
I don't want to be James Franco.
I'll be MJ.
MJ is weird so that fits.
You and I get to upside down kiss.
Oh.
Actually, maybe I'm James Frank.
Claudia is in charge.
Let's play the game.
Let's get into it.
This is Let's Get Classical.
It is pop songs reimagined in a classical style.
And you guys are guessing what they are.
Buzz in with your name.
Artist, name a song.
You know the deal.
Are we ready?
Ready.
Here's your first song.
Fate of Aphelia.
Taylor Swift.
Yes.
Tamara, I knew that.
Well done.
I was nowhere.
Didn't even have a spidey sense on that one.
Yeah, you're shaking in your boots now.
Mine were tingling.
I think that's that rash you've got, though.
Spandex.
All right, one point for the bag, guys.
Okay, here's another one.
She could win it right now.
Umbrella, Rihanna.
No.
She's done it.
She's done it.
I had that one as well.
I had that one.
Yeah, he didn't.
But it wasn't as fast as you do.
I did.
Do you know why?
Because I'm all about Tom Holland at the moment
and I've been watching his performance doing the umbrella dance.
Oh, lip-sync battle.
Yeah.
I got it.
Ariana, you backed Doc Ock and the bad guys have won,
so you get 50 KFC chicken dollars.
Really good.
Why'd you go for her?
I don't know.
The bad guys always win.
And that is a great life lesson from Ariana.
And that's a nice song as well.
Always win.
Ella.
Ella.
Yeah, it was meant to be.
A ZM's Brinklin podcast.
We need to talk about this competition that I've come across.
And I feel like we need to send a representative next year.
Oh, okay.
So the competition takes place at the Iowa State Fair, which happens once a year.
And this went down last week on August the 13th, which just so happens to be my mum's birthday.
Oh, interesting.
Which coincidence, I think not.
Yeah.
The competition I'm talking about is the annual chicken calling contest.
Mm-hmm.
And not only is it that, it's ladies only for this particular one.
Chicks calling checks.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Look.
But a check on check action.
Sorry, it's low hanging fruit.
I've grabbed the audio of the women that place first, second and third to see what we're up against.
And here comes third place.
Wow, that was only good enough for third.
That's what I thought.
Wow.
And then I was like, God, I need to hear who got the silver.
Yeah, I get it.
And you can see why.
I get it.
It's a step up.
But then obviously, first place was in a league of their own.
Very good.
I can't split them, to be honest.
They're all so good.
I mean, it's splitting hairs.
They're all obviously very talented.
If you've just joined us, that was the first, second and third place in the Iowa State Fair
chicken calling contest.
And it took place on my mum's birthday, August 13th.
And I think my mum actually would be the best person to send over next year.
She could be our representative.
Because my mum, I feel like, has the pipes for this.
Hello, Mum.
Hi guys, how are you going?
I think this might be a G-up.
It's on my birthday.
Yeah, I know.
It's on your birthday.
Crazy coincidence, hey.
Written in the stars, I might say.
Destiny.
Meant to be.
We've gotten you to call Big Steve on the show before,
so we know that you've got the talents,
but we're wondering if you could give us a bit of an audition
for the chicken calling contest here this afternoon.
I reckon I could have a go.
I might frighten the dogs here, but I might have a go.
ZDM's willing to sponsor you, but we need to know what we're purchasing first.
So die.
I'm going to die when you're ready.
Do you please give us your best chicken call?
Okay.
Chikikikik, check, check.
Where's that?
Audio book the flights.
We found our check.
I reckon I've found a talent.
So do we.
Play ZDems, Brie and Clint.
I was catching out with a friend last week.
And she was telling me about a situation that was happening at her workplace.
And she asked my opinion.
She was like, what do you think is appropriate in this situation?
And I thought, I said to her, I was like, let me put it to the people.
Let me put it to my team here at the Brancel show.
And we can gather, you know, some results for you.
Sure.
So the question was, so apparently at her workplace, a colleague of hers,
recently took a couple of days leave.
Okay.
And there was a reason why that person took a couple of days leave.
And it's because a pet of theirs had passed away.
Oh.
And obviously very upsetting.
I said to her, and I mean, I do feel like what type of pet should come into it.
Okay.
Like I don't know if you should be taking two days if it's a goldfish.
Oh, okay, I see what you mean.
But I mean, am I being judgmental?
Yeah, are you?
And so I asked her, I said, what?
And what is the sliding scale?
Yeah, you know, but then I guess it's hard because...
What's the hierarchy of dead pets?
Exactly.
I asked her, I said, well, in this scenario, what was the pet?
And she said in this scenario, it was a horse.
Oh!
A horse, a horse that the person apparently had owned for 10 years plus.
Oh, my gosh.
God, people have a true spiritual connection with their horse, don't they?
Oh, yeah.
Big time.
I think it's good you can look at it at eye level.
Yeah, there's something about...
There's something about seeing eye to eye with an animal.
Yeah, it's something about the aura that horses have.
Yeah, horse aura.
Yeah.
Um, okay.
Horror.
Yeah, horror.
Should have thought about that before I said up.
No, that's the word for horse aura.
That's what it is.
Yeah.
It's the horror of the horse.
Who's that Sky Sports presenter?
Horror McHondry.
That's different.
That's different.
Laura, that's Laura.
Laura, Jesus Christ.
Okay, right.
Easy mix up though.
Sorry, I was getting my, I'm getting confused.
Easy mix up.
I'm fine with two days for a dead horse.
Are you?
I think it's fine.
Yeah.
You said this has happened in our team.
This has happened in our team.
Who took a day off?
I believe.
and correct me if I'm wrong,
I could have gotten this wrong,
but I believe at some point,
producer Ella,
lost a guinea pig.
Oh.
What's that?
Did I really take leave for that?
And I believe you took a couple of days leave.
To be fair, it was a pregnant guinea pig
and five of the babies died and the mom.
It was horrific.
It was like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I watched the guinea pig mom die in my arms.
Didn't you draw my herself for your guinea pig?
Yeah, I sang Pucati-Cariana and everyone laughed.
I also think it is important to ask how long you'd had the guinea pig.
Stephanie.
How long had you had Stephanie?
Maybe a couple of months.
No, I believe.
Stephanie, the pregnant guinea pig pig.
I believe, correct me if I'm wrong, I believe you'd had her for two weeks.
Oh, yeah.
I bought her pregnant, that's right.
Coming all back to me.
You didn't know that she was pregnant when you bought her.
I thought you got a bargain, you thought you got five for one.
It was awful.
They looked like little dead sausage.
Okay.
All right, I don't want to be insensitive either.
Yeah, come on.
Two days for guinea pigs too much.
I feel like that's more a one day.
I think I took a day.
Just one.
I believe you took a Thursday Friday.
Oh, you would have like Ella.
I think Claudius.
I remember going home and talking to my partner about it going,
do you think this is like appropriate?
Stephanie the guinea pig
Someone just texted and said more like
Stephanie
She was
She's in my backyard
Which I mean one day
I would be
Claudia took one day for her cat
When it passed
Did I hope so
Which that's appropriate
One day for a cat
Two days for a guinea pig
Yeah two days for a guinea pig
That you own for two weeks
Is taking the piss a little bit I think
Okay sorry
It was traumatic
Because the neighbour's dog
came in and scared the pregnant guinea pig mom
and that's how she died of fright.
I came to work the afternoon after putting my cat
down. Oh. Yeah, you did.
You did. You did. Yeah. You deserve a medal
for that one. Thank you.
Push those feelings down.
And he so did too.
He was just like, yeah, I mean, yeah,
it's not like we spent thousands on her
trying to keep her alive for the past three years.
I don't know what I'm going to post on her
Instagram account anymore.
What's the question
that you want to ask? The question is, what is the appropriate amount of time of leave to take for a dead
pet? Okay. That's my question. Yeah. And is, does it, is it circumstantial? Is it pet specific? Yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Do your personal experience? Yeah. How much did you take off when your pet passed away?
Or maybe a colleague? Or a colleague, no, when a colleague passed away. No, no, no, if a colleague took time off if they're
pet passed away.
Right, okay.
Like, is there a circumstance where a colleague had a pet pass away and you were like,
oh, they're taking the piss a little bit?
Yeah, yeah.
And what was the animal?
Like, was it an axle?
As we've learned, the animal is important.
Which, I mean, sucks for the pets.
You know, like a goldfish would be pretty sad to hear.
Oh, flush and go, though.
Different.
ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast.
Excuse the pun, we've ruffled some feathers with this question.
We sure have.
The question is, how many days have lived?
do you get when an animal dies?
Mm-hmm.
And does it depend on the type of animal?
Yeah, which I think it does.
I think it depends on the type of animal
and how long you've had that animal.
People have said that we're wrong for saying that,
but it does matter on the type of connection
that you have with the animal.
And you could argue that you can't have a true bond with parakeet.
Oh, careful.
The bird community will come from me.
But you can't have that kind of connection with a tropical.
fish.
Oh yeah.
Can you hug a fish?
No, but I don't have a fish.
Yeah, we can't comment.
That's all we've gone to the people.
This person wants to be anonymous.
Hi Anonymous.
Hi Anonymous.
Hey, James.
How many days of leave when a pet dies, Anonymous?
If it was my dog that I've had, I got gifted the litter a few years back.
So I have had my dog since he was born.
Yeah.
Okay.
But I had a co-worker who was supposed to be working.
basically the whole week with me,
texts me on the Monday saying,
hey,
my family dog in Auckland has just passed away.
I can't work because they had to get an emergency flight back to Auckland
to go to their, like,
childhood dog's funeral.
And they text me on the Monday
and didn't end up coming back to work on the Tuesday.
Wait,
the following Tuesday?
So they had two days off or a whole week in a day?
A whole week in a day.
Right.
No, no, no.
Okay, there's mitigating circumstances, though.
this is the childhood family dog.
Okay, so it's your whole childhood.
And also there's travel involved.
Two of those days were travel days.
So that's...
I mean, Anonymous, I don't know how you feel.
I feel like that's taking the piss a little bit.
What do you think?
I was like, I'm not going to hate.
You just had like your family dog passed away.
Yeah.
The coworker cried to me about it.
And I was like, yeah, yeah.
How many days are you happy with Anonymous?
Go on, slap a number on it.
I think depending on the situation with me with my dog, I'd probably take two days either side.
Two days.
Thursday, Thursday, Friday or like a Monday, Tuesday.
Well, you can't choose which day the dog dies anonymous.
Just so you have like a nice long, long weekend.
Schedule the dog to die.
Maybe on the Thursday before Easter.
Unfortunately, sometimes you can.
Oh, yeah, you can actually.
Cody's here.
Hi, Cody.
Hi, Cody.
Hi, guys.
How you doing?
Good, thanks.
Just to be clear, your dog is still alive, but you have thoughts on this?
Yeah, yeah, my dog's still alive.
But, like, my dog's my best friend.
Yeah, totally.
Absolutely.
Part of the family.
Okay.
Yeah, like, we're not going to have kids, me and my partner.
And so our dog's pretty much like our little babies.
Yeah, we're hearing a lot of that, Cody, and we appreciate it.
I understand that.
So what do you think is the appropriate amount of time?
And let's not talk about your baby passing away.
But when that day does eventually come, what is the appropriate amount of time you think to take off work?
Man, come at me.
Two weeks.
Okay.
No, I like it.
It's bold.
Thank you, Cody.
Anonymous number two is here.
Hi, Anonymous.
Hi.
How long did your colleague take off when their rabbit died?
One week.
How long had they had the rabbit?
Do you know?
Like, it wasn't a super old rabbit.
It was a young rabbit.
Okay.
But it was sudden.
Gone too soon.
Was it like traumatic circumstances?
I think it's.
just died. I think that's what rabbits do.
Big rabbit? I don't know why that
matters, but I feel like the size is important. Big rabbit?
Big lop-eared rabbit? It was
a little one and they could have it in the house.
Oh, regular rubber. A whole week?
Feels
up there for me. It does feel a bit
up there. Someone takes through and I feel like this is
quite an important question we need
to discuss. It's a leave
for a pet death.
Are we talking annual leave or
bereavement leave? Well, you can use
your bereavement leave, but then if Nan dies,
you have to flick over to your annual leave?
What if you don't have any nans left?
Oh yeah, then fill your boots.
I feel like it's appropriate to use bereavement leave if a pet dies.
We've got a range of opinions on this.
Someone said anything more than a day for a dead pet is ridiculous.
Unless you watch them die and then you can have a trauma day too.
Okay, very specific.
Oh, okay.
I see what they're saying.
Someone said, um, this text says,
I have a fish and I don't give a single shit about it.
single shit.
Not dead, but my workmate took two days off because her guinea pig had separation anxiety.
That, no.
No.
How do you know the guinea pig's got sick?
That's crazy.
Oh, sorry, our resident guinea pig mum has re-entered the chat.
Yes, Ella?
I can tell when they're anxious.
They are a little sad things.
I'm not saying that they don't get anxious.
Of course they do.
But to take two days off.
I had a pet magpie for years.
When she passed, I took a week off.
A week for a magpie is going to get,
it's going to be hard to get past HR.
But I mean, let's say you had the magpie for 10 plus years.
It doesn't help that it's not an animal people like.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do you understand?
I know what you're saying.
Yeah, if you're like, my possum died, people would be like, oh, good riddins.
Is that magpie a pigeon?
No, magpie is a bird.
I was going to say, who wants to have a pigeon?
Yeah, that's why dogs.
Everyone loves dogs or most people.
If my dog died, I wouldn't be able to go back to work at all.
all. Yeah, we get it. Okay, we understand, but you're going to have to. Someone said, I had my cat for
16 years since he was six months old, and I had one day off. One of our co-workers took a week
off and put a death notice in the local paper for her chicken. That chicken was obviously
a part of their family. Someone else texted. You're reading through the paper, you're like,
oh no, Clucky died. Cluckerson. Someone said, for my dog, I'm going to need a week, but I would
assume it's only one day that I could use for bereavement leave.
The rest would be my own annual leave.
But if it's not a dog, I don't care then.
People are so ruthless.
People are ruthless.
I think a pet's death is understandable, no matter what the pet, but maybe not a fish.
The fish, the fish community are copping it.
They are copping it.
Someone said, pretty sure you only get three days for a blue.
bloody human family member.
Is that real?
Sorry, you guys just brushed over your colleague
asking if a magpie was a pigeon.
Yeah, we did for her benefit, okay?
We thought we'd just keep it moving.
And to be honest, also not out of the ordinary,
something that she would say.
You could educate me.
Is it not a pigeon?
What the heck is a magpie?
It's a magpie.
I've never seen one.
That's a pigeon.
It's a cow-colored pigeon.
Jesus Christ.
Holy smokes.
What the heck?
We've got big of problems.
Okay.
Birthday bang and X.
0800,000 M.
We'll do the number one song on your 16th.
A if you're keen.
Dead is Franklin.
Just to wrap up a conversation before about pet deaths and how much leave you take for a dead pet,
you asked if it can be bereavement leave or has to be annual leave.
Yeah.
Someone said, as an ex-manager, you can only use bereavement leave for a relative or close friend.
It can't be used for pets.
You get three days for a close relative, which is stipulated as a direct family member,
otherwise only one day bereavement allocation.
No restriction on the number of bereavement requests,
but it has to be for a different bereavement each time.
Wait, so let's say...
It's so specific.
Like if you lose a sibling or a parent...
Three days.
You get three days.
Yeah.
Obviously, you can be off for longer, but they only have to pay you for three days.
brutal.
Do you get it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, they only have an obligation to pay you three days.
But if I die, you only get one day.
Yeah.
So do you get a day for like your best friend?
It says close friend you get a day.
Okay.
Yeah.
A day.
Imagine if you lose your best friend.
How long would you need if I died?
Um, probably the afternoon.
the Friday
so then I'd get, you know, I'd have to wear you days.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, I'll schedule my death on a Thursday for you.
That'd be great, thanks.
This is Birthday Bangor.
You give us your birthday.
We tell you the number one song on your 16th birthday,
and Audrey's going to do her mum's birthday banger.
Hi, Audrey.
Hi, Audrey.
Hi.
How old are you, Audrey?
I'm 10.
Oh, great.
And you're doing Mum's birthday banger.
What is her birthday?
It's the 3rd of February 1980.
Oh, Mom.
Audrey, you've always.
changed dramatically.
You've grown up so fast, Audrey.
You were 16 in 1996.
That's easy math.
And here's your birthday banger.
How bizarre!
How bizarre!
What a classic.
Kiwi classic.
Audrey, mum's got a great birthday banger.
Do you like it?
That's fair enough, Audrey.
It's very old, Audrey.
Audrey's voice changed again.
She's magic.
Wait there, Audrey.
We're going to do Haley's partner's birthday banger.
Hi, Haley.
Hi, Haley.
How long have you and your partner been together, Haley?
We've been together about four months.
Oh, so this is quite a new.
I know.
Are you sure you're ready to do each other's birthday banger, Haley?
Well, I was going to do mine, but then I was like, no, we're in the car together.
Let's do his.
Okay.
Okay, what's his name?
His name's Sam.
And have you guys said, I love you yet?
Yes.
Ooh.
Who said it first?
He did.
Oh, cute.
Yeah, good.
Treat a man keeping keen, Haley.
What is the lover boy Sam's birthday?
It is the ninth of the 10th, 94.
All right, that means Sam was 16 in 2010.
And hopefully you don't get the ick from his birthday banger.
Yeah, we bring the stars out.
We bring the women in the cars and the cars out.
Oh, yeah.
Tiny temper.
pass out.
I love this song.
He did this live at R&V.
He likes it.
He likes it.
Yeah, he likes it.
Yeah, I like it.
Okay, cool.
I like it too.
Me too, good vibes.
Sarah's here to do a birthday banger.
Hi, Sarah.
Hi, Sarah.
Hello.
How's your date being, Sarah?
Shit, been at work.
Oh.
Are you done?
Yeah.
Yep.
Okay, let's make it.
You know what I like about you, Sarah?
Yeah.
You're to the point, and that is welcomed here on this show.
What is your birthday?
This is March 1980.
Sarah, she never dances around the truth.
You were 16 in 1996 as well, and here's your birthday bag.
Oh, yeah.
It's Oasis, isn't it?
One of the great pub songs.
Definitely good songs.
Oh, you've got to be happy with that, Sarah.
Definitely.
And Sarah would tell us if she wasn't.
She was.
Very much so.
Very directly.
Okay, three bangers.
How Bizarre, Tiny Temper, Wonderwall.
Well, how often do we get Tiny Temper?
That's my vote today.
Yeah, I feel like same,
which is crazy that we're going with Tiny Temper pass out over Wonderwall.
But we are.
But we are.
Yeah.
Hey, Haley.
Yeah.
Give your boyfriend of four months Sam, big smooch on the lips because you've just won birthday banger for him.
That's awesome, guys.
Thank you.
You are welcome.
Number one in October 2010.
Here's Tiny Temper on ZM.
ZDN's Branklint
Banger
From 2010
for Haley and Sam
Tiny Tempers pass out
I don't know for sure
But I think that that's Labyrinth
Doing the
Chorus vocal
It is
As well
Yeah because they are besties
Yeah
And lots of long time collaborators
Someone texts there and said
Wonderwall was the correct choice
For birthday banger
Just saying.
Oh, come on, guys.
I mean, I do get where they're coming from.
I reckon there's five radio stations playing Wonderwall this afternoon on the drive home.
Yeah, probably.
There's not a single station.
I mean.
Playing 2010's Tiny Temper.
Is that for good reason or?
I'm just saying.
We've took matters into our own hands.
I'm just saying dare to be different, you know?
Yeah.
In a world that's painted beige.
Dare.
Dare to play Tiny Temper.
Yeah.
That's exactly what I was going to say.
Brees back. And while you've been away, we have not been looking for a name in a haystack.
Oh, I thought you were going to say we were looking and it didn't go.
Because we couldn't bring ourselves to do it in case it went and you weren't here.
Guys.
You've been a part of this journey the whole time.
God.
Like, real chat.
Yeah.
That means a lot to me.
Yeah.
And even though you did it when I wasn't here, we're not going to do that to you.
So let's go looking for a name and name.
Nice, Zach.
Wait, way to call me out there.
If you've never heard it before, well, welcome on board.
We call a random business with a random name generated by separate producers so they don't overlap and they can't rig it.
And it goes up in money every week.
Today, if the person with the name answers the phone, they're going to win $3,900.
Holy smokes, that is a lot of money.
Who are we going to go to first?
Claudia.
All righty.
What are you allocating today?
I've got the name.
Okay.
Solid name.
I feel reasonably confident about it.
I'm going with Jack.
Jack.
Jack.
Okay, Ella, you have a job to do.
Yep.
Because you've heard the name now.
Yep.
So tell us where Jack works.
I'm going to go with a theme that we've got going on.
Bree's had a baby.
So we're going to Nature Baby.
It's a shop that sells baby clothes in Christchurch.
What's wrong with that?
Jack just working a baby show.
I'm telling you.
You have already decided before 40.
I don't want a stereotype.
And it just goes to show that they don't talk to each other and they do pre-chuse these things.
Would you agree with me, Bree, someone who's been shopping for a lot of baby clothes at the moment?
Not a lot of men working in baby clothes stores.
Haven't seen a single one.
Maybe I meant Jacqueline.
Jackie.
Jackie.
Are we going to accept Jackie?
No.
No.
I would love to.
We'd accept Jack.
J-A-Q.
How many Jacks have you met recently?
All right, Claudia, connect the quarter of Nature Baby.
We're today, if Jack answers the phone, he'll win $3,900.
I think we're Jack out of luck here.
The Nature Baby, Grohl and Jane, speaking.
Oh, wow.
Hi, what was your name, sorry?
It's Nature Baby.
And who am I speaking with?
Jane.
Jane.
Hi, Jane.
It's Bree and Clint calling from the ZDM radio station.
Hi, Jane.
Hi.
How are you going?
Good thing.
We play this silly game on our show called Name and a Haystack.
where we make up a name,
and then if the person with that name answers the phone,
they win a crazy amount of money.
And today, Jane, the name that we chose was Jack.
Not too far off Jane.
Am I right, Jane?
Yes, I don't know what's going on here.
No, that's okay.
It's a bit confusing.
All that matters is, is there a Jack that works there at Nature Baby?
No.
No, there's not.
Okay.
Just out of interest as well, Jane.
Is there any men that work there at Nature Baby?
Not in store.
No.
Sorry, that's okay.
That's okay.
Thank you, Jane.
Okay, we'll see you later.
Thanks, Jane.
Bagger it.
Half the letters, right?
It was close.
I mean, some would...
As soon as we got the jerk, we got excited, didn't we?
Some would argue that Jane is the female equivalent name of Jack.
No, I think we already figured out that's Jacqueline or Jackie.
Or Jill?
Oh, Jill would have been good.
Can you imagine if Jill had answered the phone?
We all would have lost it.
All right, if you're a man that works in a children's clothing store,
You text 9696 to spell the rumors.
Because at the moment...
Are we just being judgmental?
Yeah, maybe we are.
Maybe Ella's more progressive than us.
No, she totally is. Look at it.
Thank you. I'm so cool.
Next on the show. God, I put my foot in it today.
You know, in those situations where you go, oh, I'm the asshole in this situation.
Was it in real life or...
No, it was overmessage.
Oh, that's even worse because it lives on forever.
Oh, yeah, thanks for that.
Cool.
The ZDM Podcast Network.
learned a bit of a lesson today and the lesson is to not triple message someone.
I feel like that's just a good life lesson we all should know.
Yeah, I think you should take a hint.
When was the last time you triple message when you were dating?
No, I'll triple message from time to time, but I need to stop because people can say things without
saying things, you know?
Yeah, it's a bit over the top, the triple message.
To give you a bit of context, we're doing a bit of a Renault at the moment.
and somebody who is doing some of the work for us,
I needed something from them.
And I sent them a message and I said,
hey, can I get this thing from them?
Doesn't matter what it was.
I just said, can I get this thing from you?
Yeah.
And I didn't hear back from them.
That was yesterday morning I sent the message.
Okay.
And then I sent the message again in the afternoon.
I said, hey, just checking in,
I need to get this thing from you.
Can I get this?
Didn't hear back.
This morning, I sent another message and I said,
hey, sorry to hound you,
but can I get that thing from you?
Whoa, man, relax.
Three messages.
He's a tradie.
He's busy.
He replied and said,
sorry, bad day yesterday.
My dog died in her sleep.
Oh.
So I was digging a grave for her on the farm.
Oh!
Nice one, you insensitive prick.
I've met the dog too.
Beautiful, man.
Beautiful dog.
Wait.
The dog died in her sleep.
She was old.
Old.
And she was sick.
and she was due to go, but still not nice.
Oh, it doesn't make it.
And straight away, I was like, what kind of a-hole am I?
Well, you didn't know.
No, I didn't know, but it's that thing, right?
Awkward for you, though.
It's so awkward.
Yeah.
It's that thing where you go, what are you?
What really matter?
It just makes you question everything in life, you know, where you're like,
I was like, don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
Take your time.
Take your time.
Take your time.
I do still need the thing.
But I was like, just take your time.
It's ZAM's Brea and Clint podcast.
By the way, there's free Alex Warren tickets on the Bree and Clint Instagram page
if you go and follow it and comment on the Alex Warren post.
You get Alex Warren tickets and our producer Ella gets Alex Warren tickets.
If we hit the 100,000 mark before the end of the week.
The end of the week being end of day on Friday.
The countdown is on.
What time specifically on Friday?
6.57.
Oh.
6.50.
That's when we do our last.
break. Okay.
6.57pm.
Sure.
Easy. Let's go.
You can do it, eh?
We only need 2,100 followers.
Can you just do something crazy and I'll post it as a video?
Well, suggest what we should do.
Run around naked or say something crazy.
Should we do a nudie run around the office?
Perfect.
Should we do a nudie run over at the edge?
People have been dismissed for less than that recently.
Should we?
Yes.
Put like a Zorb suit on.
You know those suits?
Yeah.
But we'll have it.
Like the bubble soccer thing.
And you're naked inside.
Oh no, no.
What's the ones?
Oh, a morph suit.
Should we put a morph suit on?
Yeah.
And we have an artist come in who paints on it.
So it looks like we're naked.
And we do a nudie run.
You know what?
Can you put boobs on Clint?
As a 39-year-old man, I think I'd rather be actually nude than inside a morph suit.
I'd have to kind of agree with you.
Yeah.
Like, anyway, could you guys please?
Just go and like our Instagram page so we don't have to do this shit.
Or maybe people want to see our love handles.
Oh, God, yuck.
Okay, tell me what you want.
What you really, really want?
I'll do it.
Why do I care?
It's not me who gets our war on tickets.
But we want to do something nice for our friend.
Put her in the moth suit.
This is the password.
If you guessed the password, chemist warehouse prize back for grabs this afternoon.
Hi, Jade.
Hi, Jade.
Hi, hi, God.
You and I are working.
together to guess the password. Cool.
We are. We're going to... Let's do it.
Let's do it. Which means, Caitlin,
you're on my team. Hello.
Hello.
Let's get you this prize pack, okay? Caitlin.
Let's do it. We got it. We'll lock in.
Claudia, please, can we see our passwords for the day?
Ooh, okay.
Oh.
Yeah, okay. Okay. Yeah, I'm good. I can go first.
Okay.
Unless you're ready.
I'm ready.
Go on then.
Okay, Caitlin, your one-word clue is plastic.
Ooh, container.
Jade, your one-word clue is enclosure.
Oh, my goodness.
Cage?
I've got it. Here we go, Caitlin.
Your one-word clue?
Water.
Put the two together.
Put the two together.
Plastic water.
Plastic water.
Bottle?
Dammit.
Come on, Caitlin.
We've got to get it on this one, okay, Jade.
Okay.
Animals.
That's what I would have went with too.
My goodness.
Who?
She's got it.
Well done.
Call Chemist Warehouse because we need an extra price pack.
Well done, ladies. You both scored a chemist warehouse price pack.
Yay.
Thank you so much.
I feel like that was solid work from everyone involved.
We all did well.
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