ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 18th December 2024

Episode Date: December 18, 2024

Who do you unfortunately look like?  Bree knows exactly what to get your dad for Christmas.  A would you rather... or not.  Your partner isn't allowed to use what of yours?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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ZM's Brian Clint, all thanks to KFC. Grab a free KFC bucket hat with purchase of a regular or large summer bucket. Graffin' up, this is ZM's Jamfacts Workday with George. Brian Clint! Whoa! My balls haven't dropped today. Why did it go so high pitch?

Hello, puberty Pete. You lost your voice. Not how I thought this was going to go. What shenanigans are happening this afternoon? How are we? Oh, mate. All kinds of fun. Don't try and recover.

Don't try and recover from that. Yeah. You've lost all dignity and respect. You've lost all credibility, yeah. Honestly, tomorrow, if I come here with a high bitch voice, you'll know why. Have you told everybody that everybody here at ZM Towers is knocking off today for Christmas, except for us? I know.

The hard-working announcers that keep the station running. The backbones of the station. Just slogging it out till Friday. Everybody today, hitting the beach. Do you know what? I actually didn't go on about how hardworking we are. I know, no one does. No one does. We're in here working hard for three to four

hours a day and no one's acknowledging that. We're in New Zealand. No one likes when we talk like that. True. I'll have you know, I work six hours a day, so speak for yourself in the four hours. Yeah, you two have nothing to say now. I hope people are knocking off today. There's people entering their eighth hour right now going,

wow, George, pour one out. Look out. Also, can you guys talk anymore? Because I've lost it for the year. I'm sick of myself, eh? I'm sick of my own voice, and I'm sure there's plenty of people that are as well. I just don't want to hear what I have to say anymore.

Yeah. Neither. So let's do a request show this afternoon. Do we start the show this afternoon? Do we start the show with Nickelback, Darude or Pitbull? Those are the three options. 9-6-9-6. Or that song by Carmen we were playing. Oh, your Carmen

sticky situation. Can you play them a little bit just so people know? People are probably going, what is that? As soon as they hear it, they'll go, oh. Carmen with a K. Oh, a K. A K. That's an interesting way to spell Carmen.

K-A-R-M-I-N. Oh, M-I-N. Oh, God, guys. Oh, no, that's not right. I don't know. And neither. Okay, teach us on 9696 if you know how to spell Carmen. K-A-R-M-I-N, I think.

We've got I Want It All, Crash Your Party, Didn't Know You, Brokenhearted. Brokenhearted. Yeah, that's a banger. Yeah. Okay, don't text us. This is what we're playing next. Yeah, actually, don't even worry about voting. We're going to play this.

You want it, sir. What happens at 3 p.m.? Stays at 3 p. We're going to play this. You won the show. What happens at 3pm stays at 3pm. Brie and Clint. They're all in tension. ZM's Brie and Clint. Hello, everybody, and welcome to the Brie and Clint show. We got a text before because we were just chatting to Georgia before. Yeah, at the end of her shift.

Yeah, it's messing with their brain to hear our voices together on air before three o'clock. You know how you're just used to hearing certain things at certain times? Yeah, it says, guys, where is the Brian Clint dramatic entrance? It literally feels illegal to hear your voices before the Brian Clint grand opening track. The grand opening track. I love that. I like it. What's our grandest opening track, do you reckon?

It'll be the drum and bass Friday one, I reckon. It's gotta be the Friday one. Should we kick it off just for that person with the most dramatic opening? We'll need Claudia to find it. But we can do that. By the way, we offered you guys a Griffin sampler of songs that we could play. We suggested Carmen, Pitbull,

Darude or Nickelback. Man, the people really want some Nickelback. People just love Nickelback. Man, the people really want to Nickelback. People just love Nickelback. I feel like they're in their resurgence era. Yeah, it's hard to play Nickelback on this show, though, without going Nickelback to back. We always go back to back with Nickelback. So leave it with us.

We will go Nickelback to back before our last show on Friday. Good deal. I think that's a good compromise. Let's leave that with us. In the meantime, back to back before our last show on Friday. Good deal. I think that's a good compromise. Leave that with us. In the meantime, who's ready for a double opener today? Me. And if you never listen to our show on Friday, if you never listen to it.

Then you wouldn't have heard this. You would never have heard it. And also, no other shows are doing a double opener, are they? Nah. Oh my God. It's Friday. Make some noise for the original. Here we go, baby.

It's Friday. Wednesday. I mean, Wednesday. Don't adjust your radios. It is indeed Wednesday, but we had to go with the double dramatic opener. All right, never done that before. That feels good.

Next, Tradiverse Lady. Who wants to have a stab at this? It's the third to last Tradiverse Lady of the year and we've got $50 cash up for grabs. Give us a call now if you want to play 0800 DIAL ZM. Oh, a bit of Carmen. How good's that? One of the great one-hit wonders.

One of the best. Bree and Clint. You're on the best. Bree and Clint. You're on ZM. Bree and Clint. It's time for Tradie vs. Lady. It's Tradie vs. Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. The Tradies picking up another win yesterday.

They're on a bit of a roll. They're on 104. The Ladies on 111. Tradies just left their role a little bit too late this year, didn't they? Yeah, a bit of a roll. They're on 104. The ladies on 111. Trudy's just left their role a little bit too late this year, didn't they? Yeah, a little bit too late. Only three games to go. Let's see how we go today. Our lady is a duo today. It's

Beck and Leo with a combined age of 50. They're from Christchurch. They're mother and son playing together. Welcome to the show Beck and Leo. G'day, guys. Hi. Now, Bec, is Leo going to be the MVP of this team? Yeah, absolutely.

I thought as much. By your powers combined, you're going to do something special. You are Captain Planet. You're taking on our trainee from Northland. He's 18 and his wairua is beaming. Welcome to the show, Ben. Hello, Ben. Hello, hello, hello.

Why beaming? How's it going? Yeah. Why is it beaming so much? Did you polish it today? Oh, mate, it's just a bloody ripper of a day. Yeah. Oh, how good.

I like it. This is close to Christmas too. Why not? Okay, Ben, your buzz is tradie. Beck and Leo, you both answer with lady. Either one of you can answer lady if you want to have a guess. And the first to three answers gets the $50 cash. Good luck, guys.

Here we go. Who was the original lead singer of the band Queen? Tradie. Yes, Ben's in. Oh, sorry. Freddie Mercury. Freddie Mercury Ben's in. Oh, sorry. Freddie Mercury. Freddie Mercury. Freddie Mercury is on the money.

One to the tradies. Question number two. Which planet is known as the blue planet? Trady. Yes, Ben. Jupiter? Not Jupiter. Not Jupiter.

Beck and Leo. Beck and Leo. Maybe Neptune. No, not Neptune and Leo. Beck and Leo. Lady. Neptune. No, not Neptune. It's actually planet Earth. You're on it. Is known as the blue planet. You're on the blue one.

Okay, no points there. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Every memory of looking out the back door. Lady. Beck and Leo. Knuckleback. Knuckleback. They're on the board. We are one apiece here. Question and Leo. Knuckleback. Knuckleback. They're on the board.

We are one apiece here. Question number four. What is the main alcohol component in a classic martini? Have a guess if you don't know. It's a spirit. Yes, Ben. Tequila. No, not tequila.

Beck and Leo for the steal. Vodka. No, not vodka. We were looking for for the steel. Vodka. No, not vodka. We were looking for gin. Gin. Gin or vermouth. Vermouth. Okay, no points there.

Still one apiece. Question number five. What four colours make up the Brazilian flag? Trady. Yes, Ben. Green. Green, yeah. Green, yellow, blue, white.

Green, yellow, blue, white. Green, yellow, blue, white. Well done. Well done. Nice work. Is there someone there that's Brazilian, Ben? No, no, no. Have you got a Brazilian, Ben? Made me laugh.

Yeah. Made me laugh. Oh, okay. I don't think that's probably going to be a story for 3 o'clock, but it sounded like a funny story. Okay, two to the tradies, one to the ladies. You need this one, Beck and Leo, to stay in the game. Question number six.

How many metres are there in a kilometre? Tradies. Ladies. Ben? 1,000. 1,000 is correct. Well done. Tough old questions in the game of...

Yeah. Yeah, tough old questions today. But Ben and Beck and Leo, you all did well. But Ben, you came out on top. $50 coming your way. Oh, thank you. He's overwhelmed. He's still thinking about that Brazilian story.

He's got Brazilians on the mind. Yeah, I'm going to hear that story off air. Yeah, nah. Yeah. Yeah, nah, yeah. Merry Christmas, bro. Merry Christmas. Bree and Clint. Christmas is Yeah, nah, yeah. Merry Christmas, bro. Merry Christmas. Bree and Clint.

Christmas is coming. I don't need to tell you that. Seven days. One week. I saw your Instagram story today. A lot of presents under your tree. Are you done Christmas shopping? I've got one more to go.

Who for? Secret Santa for my partner's sister. Have you got my Secret Santa present? Got it. Have you? Yep. I've got yours in my mind. Okay. Have you got my Secret Santa present? Got it. Have you? Yep. I've got yours in my mind.

Okay. Like I've packed it. You haven't got any presents yet, you said yesterday. No. Yeah, that makes me real anxious. I am confident I can get it done. When? This weekend, hopefully.

I'm confident in all except for one present. Okay. I just don't know what to get my dad. And I never know what to get my dad. And nobody anywhere except for you who's good at buying presents knows what to get their dad for Christmas. Yeah, it can be tricky. They just are impossible. But here's the thing.

They will love anything. No, I know. I know. Well, do you want us to brainstorm? Let's brainstorm some ideas. This might help other people listening if they're struggling with ideas as well. This is where I'm at for dad at the moment. Okay, where are you at?

What's the ideas? Scratchies and a block of Cadbury dairy milk. No. It's what I got him for his birthday. It's what I got him for Father's Day. It's what I got him for Christmas last year. It's what I got him for his birthday. It's what I got him for Father's Day. It's what I got him for Christmas last year. It's what I got him for Father's Day the year before. It's what I got him for his birthday the year before.

We can do better than that. Every now and then I chuck in a motorbike magazine, but that's about it. We can do better. I know. We can do way better than that. Claudia, Dad, go. Your dad. Every year, my dad.

Because Bree said she thinks she knows not just what to get her dad, but what to get your dad too. Oh, what to get all dads. Yeah. My dad, every year I'm like, Dad, is there anything you want? And he goes, no, your presence is enough. That's all we need is to be together. And I'm like, okay, I'm getting you something.

And every year I'll get him either a bottle of wine or a beer and some cheese. Hey, that's not bad. Beer and cheese. Beer and cheese. Or like a little charcuterie situation. Sometimes I'll throw in a cheese knife. But I've already done that, so now he has one. Charcuterie dad.

Your dad is fancy. You're a classy dad. My dad wouldn't even know how to say charcuterie. Yeah. My dad only likes that cheese that comes in the individual plastic wrappers. Little squares. Yeah. Okay, Bree, the prison expert.

What are we getting Dad for Christmas? Okay, these are the ideas that I've got, okay? So first one, this is the more on the expensive side, obviously, but I've got a range of things. Chainsaw. Oh, okay. Whoa. Dads love it.

Oh, no, Dad would love a chainsaw. Dad would love it. What about an axe? Oh, yeah. Go dialogue. Manual. Not dialogue. Dialogue. Dialogue. Dialogue. Go dialogue. Manual. Not dialogue. Dialogue.

Dialogue. Go with dialogue. Chainsaw. Analogue. Analogue. That's the word I was looking for. Maybe I need to buy myself an analogue watch. Leaf blower.

Another great gift. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Comfy work boots. My dad wouldn't get much use out of work boots. No, neither. Okay, okay. Not for everyone. My dad would love that gift

What about a beer shower caddy? Oh, that's a good idea My mum would hate it Because it would be in her shower But it's not a gift for her But it's not for her, yeah It's for dad Yeah, yeah

What about a Sky Sports subscription? See, that's pretty good That's not bad Yeah He would love it He would love it My He would love it. My dad would eat that up. Watch all the sport he wants.

A bottle of nice alcohol is always a great gift. Fluffy mittens. I thought throw a random one in there. Yeah, middle of summer, get him some fluffy mittens. And I'll end the list with a Japanese custom knife. I'm not going to Japan anytime soon. Claudia's dad could be trusted with a Japanese custom knife. I'm not going to Japan anytime soon. Claudia's dad could be trusted with a Japanese custom knife. Does he like to cook?

Okay, maybe not for your dad then. My dad's still on safety scissors. He's on snips. Japanese custom knife. I'm just Googling. How much do you reckon one of those would set you back? 120 bucks. Oh, I'd say like 600 bucks.

Nah. Really? You can get a nice Japanese knife for about $200. So that's on the more expensive side. No, neither. There is ones for $100. Okay. Those are great ideas.

I want to know from anybody out there who's already bought their dad's Christmas present, what are we buying, Dad? Okay? Let's keep the list going. This is really helping people. You know this close to Christmas. Yeah. What are we getting?

I reckon Dad's are the last one left on the shopping list because they're so bloody hard to buy for. They're just impossible. Brie and Clint. Christmas is coming. The only present that... Oh, no, it's not true. I was going to say the only present I don't have. You have no presents. I have no presents. The only present I don't have sorted

in my mind is my dad's present because dads are impossible to buy for. So today on the Brian Clint Show, we're providing a service where we find out what dads want for Christmas. Yeah, what are the dads seeking this festive season? We'll go to Nikki first. I know 800 does it. Hi, Nikki.

Hi, Nikki. Hello. You think you have the answer? What do dads want? Well, I don't know if he wants that, but I'll tell you what, we got him. What did you get him? So my sisters and I, we created a childhood photo. Oh, cute.

I love this idea. Yeah, so we got like, there's a picture of me and my sisters sitting on the grass outside our house. Yeah. On the curb, eating Mr. Whoopie. Yeah. Cute. Yeah. I love that idea. So back to our old childhood house,

which is a bit run down now, but we sat outside and we smeared McDonald's ice cream cones all over our faces and did the poses. I am obsessed with that, Nikki. I think that's such a fantastic idea. Are you guys still cute? Yeah, no, it's just hilarious

because we're not cute anymore. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's the whole point of this. That's the whole gag, isn't it? Oh, great Yeah, no. It's just hilarious because we're not cute anymore. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the whole point of it. That's the whole gag, isn't it? Oh, great idea, Nicky. I really like that. Emily's here. Hi, Emily. Hi, Emily. What did you get Dad for Christmas? We need some ideas. I got a golf glove.

A golf glove. That's a really good idea. Yeah. If your dad plays golf. If he doesn't, not the best gift. Oh, I've got a golf glove. I don't play any golf. What are you doing with it? Hoping to play golf one day. Thank you, Bree.

I'll bet. I'll bet. God, mind out of the gutter. Text ideas are flooding in. Someone said get dad a bugger salt for Christmas. I love those things. Every time I see one, I'm like, I need that in my life. My wife hates it, though, because there's lots of dead fly guts all over the wall.

Oh. But it's not about her. No. I was like, what do you hate more? Flies or fly guts? Probably alive flies. Exactly right. Jonathan's here.

Hi, Jonathan. Hi, Jono. Hi. What are we getting Dad for Christmas? So the best thing I can think of is to get him in a voucher to go to a blacksmithing course and make his own knife. Oh, that is the most Dad stuff I've ever heard. You can make a large knife. You can make an axe.

There's a variety of things. Yeah. He can make some horseshoes. For all these horses? Yeah, well, I'm just thinking what blacksmiths do. Why not make a spur? Yeah, he can make a spur. He can make anything he wants.

He can make a sword. He can make anything you want. You can make a sword. You can make some armour. I went over as a man to pit when we got it last time. Yeah, great idea, Jonathan. You can get it one for all of your dads so they can all go together. I actually think that's a great idea. Okay, I love it. My dad would love it.

Kyra is here. Hi, Kyra. Hi, Kyra. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. What did you get your dad, Kyra? It's actually something one of my siblings got him. It's like one of those whiskey bottles with the tumblers,

but they engraved his name. It sort of looked like a Jack Daniels label, but fully engraved and the year he was established. I've seen it. Yeah, it looked so, so cool, and it was so personal as well. Love it. That's a great idea. Lots of text ideas coming in too.

Someone said, we as a family got Dad one get out of jail free card. What's that for? For the next time he mucks up. Someone else said... So he can play as get out of jail free card. That's a great, great gift. I'd like that gift.

Someone else said, vouchers for hot laps in a Lamborghini at Hampton Downs. Yeah, that'd suck. That'd be really expensive, but that's awesome. That would be cool. Someone else. Oh, this person got their dad everything.

Fitbit, polo shirt, steak knives, bourbon glasses, golf balls. Someone else said they got their dad. What's that dad done to deserve all of that? I know. Must have done a lot. Just calling my dad. Just thought I'd cut to the chase and asked him what he wants. Someone said we got dad a toilet bidet seat.

He's always wanted one. Mum is going to hate it. Dad's just in the toilet. Oh, no. Non-stop. Hello, Aysen's phone. Oh, hello, Aysen's phone. It's Clinton Bree calling from ZDM.

Hi, Colleen. Hello, hi. Is Aysen around? He is. We're driving, but we'll pull over. Okay. Hi. Is Asin around? He is. We're driving, but we'll pull over. Okay. Well, you can just check him on speaker. We just got a quick question for him.

Yeah, just hold speaker up to his mouth. They probably, they'd be listening to us. Surely. So they would have known that we would have been calling. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Isn't that right, Colleen? Dad, are you there? Yeah. You're on the radio. Don't that right, Colleen? Dad, are you there? Yeah.

You're on the radio. Don't swear. Okay. Yeah. We know how you like to drop those F-bombs, Asin. What do you want for Christmas? Nothing. Nothing.

See, this is my point. I'm quite happy with whatever. With whatever. Yeah, that's my point. I'm quite happy with whatever. With whatever. Yeah, that's my point. Some scratchies and a block of chocolate? Yep. See? Should have went with that.

What about a blacksmith making course? A what? Where you go to a blacksmith and you make a knife in the kiln. Blacksmith. Blacksmith. Yeahible. Flexible. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think he wants the chocolate. I think he wants the chocolate, yeah.

Yeah, right. All right, Dad, Merry Christmas. See you in a couple of days. Merry Christmas, guys. What about one of those egg-stirring things? Oh, yeah. I think that's what you want, Colleen. It's time for the latest with Dean McCarthy.

From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. We kind of touched on this story yesterday, and now it's really starting to heat up. Adele is being accused of plagiarism, Dean. She is. A group in Brazil believe that she plagiarized their song from 1995. And now a judge in Brazil has actually ordered everyone,

including Spotify, to remove the song until this is sorted out. Now, remember, this is actually not the first time this song has actually been accused of being plagiarizing another artist's song. This happens a lot, though. If you think about it, if you're a songwriter, how do you make a song that no one's ever written anything ever like it ever before? I feel like this is very hard for a songwriter to be good at this. Anyway, so Adele, she's still in the green.

She hasn't been sued, or she has been sued, but she hasn't had any kind of penalties yet. But stay tuned because every green judge is trying to really put his foot down on this one. That was Bree's defense yesterday, that it's impossible to come up with a new sound these days. But to me, this one, it's very similar. I just don't believe, do you honestly believe that

Adele heard that song from some random Brazilian artist and then goes, I'm going to write a song based around this? It's so, look, let yourself be the judge. This is the Adele song in question. Do you think it's super similar? Yeah, I do. I do think it's super similar this one. Not even like close. I think this is super similar.. This is the Adele song in Cretan. Do you think it's super similar? Yeah, I do. I do think it's super similar, this one. Not even like close.

I think this is super similar. So this is the Adele song. So not like a super well-known Adele song. And then this is Molheres. I can't hear it, eh? Really? Can you hear it, Dean? Did Dean say not at all?

I can't even kind of hear it. I can't even kind of hear it. Really? Yeah, not trying to be funny. Nah, you guys are... No, you're on Team Adele. You're getting paid by Big Adele. I think you're friends with that Brazilian guy and you're getting a cut.

Yeah, true. That's the latest with Dean McCarthy. He's our Hollywood correspondent, but he's an Outback Strayer at the moment, aren't you? Yeah. You're in country Queensland. Oh, I'm the country there. Oh, I'm the country there. Oh, I'm the Outback.

Yep. Yeehaw. All the songs sound exactly the same here. Bree and Clint. It's just land down under over and over. Bree and Clint. Lookalike competitions are all the rage at the moment. Remember Timothy Shemalemale showed up to his own lookalike competition

and didn't win? Yeah. There was better ones. A young girl in Canada has taken out first prize and $10,000 for winning. Holy hell. Yeah, for winning a Drake lookalike competition. She looks like Drake. She obviously thinks that she does because she went to the lookalike competition.

The competition looks like so much fun. It was run by a cake store in Toronto where Drake's from. And Claudia, if you tab through these, I will show you who the winning girl is. So look at all these guys. They all kind of look a bit like Drake. Yeah, they all kind of look like Drake. That looks like Drake. That looks like Drake.

And that's the girl. That's the girl. Awesome, eh? Can you zoom in, Claude? She showed up with pigtails in and she'd like stenciled a beard on herself. And she smashed it. She does kind of look like Drake. She smashed it.

The cake store that was holding the Drake lookalike competition posted about it on Instagram. And then Drake, the Drake, DM'd them and said, I want to throw $10,000 in as the prize money. Yeah. Really? Like his verified Instagram account. Oh, Drake, trying to be cool again. Yeah, he's looking for good press. Looking for good press, and that's good press.

Yeah. He could also have afforded more, but I mean, $10,000 is great. $10,000 is pretty good. Her name's Michaela Chambers I mean she didn't do anything She drew a fake beard on Yeah yeah yeah Put some sunnies on

Undeniably she looks like Drake doesn't she Yeah definitely looks like him Michaela Chambers aka Drake girl And yeah she looks good As a woman do you want to look like Drake? I'm not saying there's anything wrong with how Drake looks. Drake's a very handsome and talented man. But as a woman.

I think if people say, oh, you look like the female version of Drake. Of Drake. Yeah, still no. Still no, eh? Like, I'd rather look like a hot. You don't look like the female version of Timothee Chalamet, right? So I look like a hot... You don't look like the female version of Timothee Chalamet, right? So I look like his sister. Although Timothee Chalamet looks like the female version of Timothee Chalamet, doesn't he?

He's more feminine than me. Claudia, what if I told you you looked like the female Harry Styles? Oh, yeah, I'll take that. You'd be okay with that? Yeah, I think so. Ella, what if I told you you look like the female Boris Johnson? Yeah, see, that's a bit rough. How dare you? You don't. I'm just trying out names. I'm just trying out Johnson. Yeah, see, that's a bit rough. How dare you?

You don't. I'm just trying out names. I'm just trying out names. No, no, thank you. Okay, you look like the female Daniel Redcliffe. Yeah, I'll take it. Yeah? That was easy.

Mine was better. Has anyone in the room got any bad comparisons? You know that I do. You know that I do. And you know that it hurts to say it out loud because I can see it. I don't think yours is bad. You don't think it's bad? I think it's pretty bad.

It's pretty bad. It's pretty bad. But I can see it, but I couldn't see it until this person said it to me. It just shows you how powerful words are, doesn't it? Wait, who? Because that person has got into my psyche. I was told that I look like Ricky Gervais. I mean, kind of, yeah. No, you don't. I look like a young Ricky Gervais? I mean, kind of, yeah.

No, you don't. I look like a young Ricky Gervais, they say. You absolutely don't. A comedian? Quick, reassure him. What are they talking about? You don't look like a female Ricky Gervais at all. That's crazy talk.

No, not female Ricky Gervais. I look like Ricky Gervais, like about 20 years younger. You don't look like a lady at all, Clint. He's like the hot version of you. Oh, shit. Joking. Wow. Brie, you get told you look like that wrestler all the time.

What's her name? People always comment on my social media. Like I get hundreds of comments of people telling me I look like Rhea Ripley, the wrestler. Google it. If you don't know what she looks like, do it now. She looks like she could rip my head off with her arms. She's like the muscly goth version of you. Yeah, she's super goth

and so muscly. Yeah, people always say I look like her. And they always say it's because of your shaved side of your head. I was like, I've never had my head shaved. Ever. You used to slick it back so it looked shaved.

But I've never had it shaved. If you had a crush on her, I'd call you a narcissist. Mm-hmm. Because... I don't. Oh, you don't. No.

But people always tell me I look like her. She's got the choker, which may be... I don't wear the chokers anymore. Yeah, but it's hard to escape when you align yourself so strongly with it. Oh, yeah.

Oh, God. 0800 dials at M or text to 9696. We don't want the complimentary ones. We want the lookalikes that you get that you're like, ouch. Someone said, my dad gets told that he looks like David Bain. Oh, ouch. Someone else said, I'm a white guy with dreads. Apparently I look like a white little Wayne.

We want to know who's the unfortunate celebrity lookalike that you get regularly. I was very honest and brave by sharing once more that I do get told I bear a striking resemblance to the comedian Ricky Gervais. I see it. And someone's texted and said, Clint isn the comedian Ricky Gervais. I see it. And someone's texted and said, Clint isn't giving Ricky Gervais vibes, actually.

More Helen Clark. I see that, too. Probably more Helen. Probably more Auntie Helen. I give off Helen Clark. Wait, let me, hold on, wait, let me Google it. This is being dead serious. Helen Clark.

And hold on, side by side. This is being dead serious. Helen Clark and Todd on Side by Side. Just bring it up here. I kind of see it. You cannot. I kind of see it. Look at her hair. You cannot. I don't look anything like Helen Clark.

Do you guys see it? Yeah. Weirdly, I can kind of see it. Look. I put up with a lot on this show. I draw the line. If you got your hair cut like that, if you got the Helen Clark,

you'd kind of look like her. Power blazer. Yeah. Okay. Someone said, people used to call me Dobby due to my resemblance to the house elf. Oh, that one's not nice.

I've been told a few times before that I look like Iggy Azalea before her surgeries specifically. That's not bad. After the surgeries is a little bit rough. Kiana's here. Hi, Kiana. Hi, Kiana. Hi.

Who do people tell you that you look like? Hi. Hi. Oh, my husband looks exactly like the angry eagle Muppet, like Sam the Eagle, the blue one. Wait, I've got to Google this. Oh, the president eagle, the bald eagle. Yeah.

Oh, my God. He's got a mono brow and everything, and when he frowns, it's almost identical. Does he have a bit of a big snozz on him? Yeah, he does. Yeah, okay, okay. I love him, though. I love him, though. Of course you love him. Yeah, yeah. When. I love him, though. I love him, though.

Of course you love him. Yeah, yeah. When you tell him he looks like that bald eagle, the frowning eagle, does he then frown and look more like the eagle? Yes. Yes, he's sitting right beside me, and I was like, I have to call. I have to call. And he's just been doing it in the car mirror for the past, like, five minutes.

It's a self-fulfilling prophecy, you know? Yeah. It's quite a rare thing, like a normal, natural monobrow. Yeah, rare in this country. Yeah, true, yeah, but maybe not in Greece. Bigger in some other, yeah, Middle Eastern. I saw quite a few in Greece. Arab countries, yeah.

Michaela's here. Hi, Michaela. Hi, Michaela. Hello, how are you? We're good, thanks. It's Brian Clive, is it? Yeah, Brian Clive. No, it's Brian Helen.

I like it, Michaela. Michaela, who do you get told you look like? I've been told in the past that I look like Dory the fish. Dory? Really? From Finding Dory? Yeah. It must be the freckles, Arishan. Oh,

right. Yeah, okay. Have you got big eyes and a big mouth? Pardon you? Well, I hope not, but, you know. Well, I can't see you. It wasn't an accusation. It was just an inquiry. Are you forgetful? You forgot my name before. Are you

forgetful like Dory? Must be. I mean, I did have the quote as my yearbook at school. Really? So a lot of people made that resemblance to you. What quote? It was actually, just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Okay, thank you, Michaela. We appreciate it. Someone said, I told my boss he looked like

Mr. Bean once. Didn't go down well. Why would you do that? I often get told I look like Toni Collette and all I can think of is Muriel's wedding. Nah, but Toni Collette's so attractive now. Yeah, exactly. Super babe.

I repeatedly get told that I look like Rebecca Black from the Friday era. That's not bad. Someone else said, in high school I got called Pete Davidson. Yeah. Okay. Pete Davidson gets a lot of women. He does, but I think it's his personality, not his looks.

Yeah. He's cute. I think he's all right. Someone said, I get the sloth from the Goonies. Hey, you guys. Oh, God, that's terrible. I love how Clint can't say Timothee Chameleon. Yes, I can. Tim, God. That's terrible. I love how Clint can't say Timothy Shemile. Yes, I can.

Timothy Shemile. Someone said they always get me and Brinley Stent confused. Yeah, that's a classic. I always get told I look like my dickhead dad. That's unfortunate. Sorry about that. And then my favorite text that's come through that says Clint looks just like Art Green. That's, hold on, that's you

texting that in. That is not me texting in. That's, hold on. That is not me texting in. Wait, I'm going to call the number, hold on. Is your number on loud? Don't call me off your phone book. It's not me. I'm calling the number. Bree and Clint. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time. Bree and Clint. Do you feel lucky?

Well, do you? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down. Punk. All right. This is the game I run on this show called Google Down, and the players in this game are Clint, Producer Claudia, Producer Ella, and if you've text through one of those names and they win, you might be picking up 50 KFC chicken dollars.

Here are the rules. I will read out the questions. You will yell out the answers. If you're correct, then I'll give you a point. First to three wins the game. Are we ready to play? Competitive advantage disclosure. I am now on the

work Wi-Fi. Well, I'm also on the work wifi Yes but I haven't been I've never been I'm running out of data How long do you think it takes me To put this game together A long time Because I'm not on the work bloody wifi

Okay here we go Question number one. How old was Kevin McAllister in the first Home Alone film? Eleven. Eight. Eight is correct. I threw a guess out because I wrote the what's the plot for that like a couple of days ago and I forgot.

He was eight years old in the first one. Okay, here comes question number two. How many Christmas movies has Lindsay Lohan been in? Three. Two. How many Christmas movies?

Multiple, according to Google, showing me three? Three's not the answer. Everyone's back in. Four. Who said four? Me, Ella. Ella's correct.

Should have said four. Four. Falling for Christmas. It was a 2022 Netflix holiday rom-com. Don't bother, it's pretty bad. Irish Wish, which came out this year. That's pretty good. Our Little Secret.

And she's also in The Holiday. Wait, is she? Yes, she is. What is she in? She's in The Holiday. No, she's not. She's in the movie trailer. What?

Oh. So that counts. Because Cameron Dia She's in the movie trailer. What? Oh. So that counts. Because Cameron Diaz's character makes movie trailers. Oh, cool. And Lindsay Lohan is in the movie trailer that she's cutting together. So that's four. Love it. Okay.

One to Clint, one to Ella. Question number three. What was the name of the hot guy from Love Actually? Rodrigo Centoro. Carl. Who said that first? Claudia. I'm going to give it to you. That was the actor's name, eh? He was played by Rodrigo Centoro.

That is right, but I asked for the name of the character. You did. Carl. Carl is correct. Okay, we're all tied up here. One apiece. Question number four. What type of dog is in the movie The Holiday? Border Terrier.

Jack Russell. It says Jack Russell. Border Terrier. But I know it's a Border Terrier because there's both on the internet. Google says both. So I'm going to give it to the border terriers. Yay. Because I did see both answers, but it is a border terrier.

And you're going to give it to the Jack Russell. What? Because the answer is Jack Russell. Oh. According to Google, the answer is Jack Russell. No, there's both answers on Google. I'm confused. Who gets a point?

Who got the point? Was that me? I'll give it to you, Claude. Thank you. I said Jack Russell first. Oh, move on. I don't believe you did. I did.

Move on. Oh, did you say Jack Russell? I said Jack Russell. Yeah, because I gave it to the Border Terrier because it's a Border Terrier. But there's both answers on the internet for some reason. Okay, Clint can get a point. Claudia can get a point.

Two to Claude, two to Clint, one to Ella. Question number five. This is how you keep a game running. How much money did Jim Carrey get paid for The Grinch? $103 million. $20 million. Claudia takes out the game of Google Down the last one of the year. It was $20 million. Movie made $103 million. $20 million. Claudia takes out the game of Google Down the last one of the year. It was 20 mil.

Movie made 103. Damn it. Grace, you win. Congratulations. Yay. Oh, my gosh. I love all of those movies. So good.

What's your go-to, though, Grace, on Christmas night? Honestly, okay, my partner loves Home Alone, and we were going to watch it this year, but I can't get the Disney Plus to work, which is great. But we've watched The Grinch, and we've watched The Holiday, but Love Actually, they took it off Netflix. I know. Why would they do that around Christmas time?

Right around Christmas, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I reckon Love Actually or The Holiday are like the classics, right? I agree, Grace. I agree. And you can be watching those this Christmas with your KFC because you've got 50 KFC chicken dollars.

Thank you. No worries. Everyone's finishing for the week. Yes. For the year. So we're just having a few little refreshments. Yeah, we are. Just for us, you know, just to get us through.

So this is your permission, this is your sign that if you're doing the same, go get some refreshments. You're all good. You're all good to go. Yeah. I saw this interesting article about this guy who apparently is one of the smartest people in the world. Okay.

And it got my attention. I was like, ooh, like how smart is he? So according to this, a guy named Chris Langan is alleged to have an IQ between 190 and 210. Is he hot? Well, he's an older gentleman. Apparently that's higher than Albert Einstein's IQ. I feel like you get one or the other. You get super smart or super hot.

I mean, he's, you know, I'd say he's in his 60s. Yeah. But he is, all right. I'm looking at him. He's 72. Oh, there you go. He looks good for his age. But the thing that caught my attention,

so apparently this is one of the smartest people on the planet in terms of IQ measurement. Mm-hmm. And it was talking about apparently he commented on what his perspective is on death and what happens after we as humans pass away. Ooh, controversial. From one of the smartest minds. So this is what Chris Langan, smartest person on the planet, said. He believes that it's the termination of your relationship

with your particular physical body that you have at this present time. When you are retracted from this reality, you go back up toward the origin of reality. You can be provided with a substitute body, another kind of terminal body that allows you to keep existing. And he said, according to him, death does not mean that you cease to exist, but that our consciousness moves out of what we know as our world

and towards the origin of reality, which isn't the afterlife. Right, not the afterlife as it is. So he's pretty much saying like you'll be in a state of kind of like meditation or something that looks similar. How is that not the afterlife? Well, this is just how he sees it. He obviously believes in a form of eternal life. Yeah, yeah, pretty much is what he's saying.

Yeah, yeah. Like you can continue living on jumping from different realities. Which is what Buddhists believe. Yeah. Wow. He said that arguably all of your lifetimes, like if you were to be reincarnated again and again, like over and over and over,

there's a sense that they will all occur at once in the non-terminal domain. God. So they're all kind of happening at once. That is not the answer I expected from him. It wasn't? What did you think he was going to say? He's like, nothing.

There's nothing there. There's nothing there. Yeah. Did you say that he has a higher IQ than Einstein? Have you said that bit? Yes. Yeah, higher IQ than Albert Einstein. Einstein and Hawking had an IQ of 160.

This guy apparently between 190 and 210. That's huge. It's enormous. We've got to get him doing something like horseback or lotto numbers. What can we use them for? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I wonder if he can help me get onto the work Wi-Fi.

No, no one. No, no. Nah. It's not possible. Even he couldn't figure that out. That's a job for AI, I think. Yeah, I reckon, yeah. The supercomputer.

The supercomputer. Come and get me on the work Wi-Fi, for God's sake. Bree and Clint. All right, guys, strap in. I've got a would you rather. Are we ready? Everyone ready? Always.

People listening, you can play along. Here it is. Would you rather get a million dollars? Yep, that one. Yeah, that one. Or? But. Oh.

Oh. Well, maybe this isn't a would you rather. It's just a situation. Just forget the would you rather but. Okay. Here's the situation. Would you say yes to this? You get a million dollars, but you get dropped in a random part of the ocean every day

for 30 seconds for five years. Every day? Every day for 30 seconds for five years, you get dropped in a random part of the ocean. Once the 30 seconds is up, you get spawned back to wherever you were. So you're like teleported there. You're teleported there. You don't know when it's going to happen.

It can happen at any point during the day. It could be the Arctic Ocean. It could be. It could be like a delightful part of the Pacific. You could do 30 seconds in the Arctic, couldn't you? We'd have an ice bath, wouldn't we? Do you come back wet and can you monetise the fact that you can teleport? No.

Can I do OnlyFans from the ocean? You have no control over the teleporting. I love how Claudia's got a million dollars. She's still trying to monetize it. I'm just thinking a million dollars for like five years of that every single day doesn't really balance. And yes, you come back wet. So, I'm just doing some numbers because you've got to crunch these things down. On the surface of it it a million dollars sounds fantastic

every day for five years it's a hundred million what? I said a hundred million you definitely said one million you definitely said one million oh did I? is it a hundred million?

it's a hundred million okay yep sign me up because for a million it's only five you're only getting five hundred dollars a day oh to get done oh that's crap no it was a hundred million sorry slip of the down. Oh, that's crap. No, it was $100 million.

Sorry, slip of the tongue. I swear I said $100 million. You did it. Okay, it's $55,000 a day. For 30 seconds in a random ocean. For 30 seconds in a random ocean. Yeah, dip me. Yeah, dip me.

Dip me. Do I know when I'm going? No. Do I come back in the nude? Oh, so I could be in the middle of lovemaking and then I just disappear. You could be sleeping. And then 30 seconds later I come back sopping wet. You could be dropped in a shark-infested ocean.

You could be dropped in deadly jellyfish. You could die. It's not guaranteed. I'll take the risk for 100 mil. I say no. No? I have a happy life. I'm fine.

I'm good. You live at home. And she's happy. You don't know real bells yet. You sleep in a ball on the floor. All right. You have a single bed. King.

Single. No, I think I'm doing it. We're just shitting on Ella now. I think I'm doing it. I think I'm risking it. Let's go back to shitting on you. You said lovemaking, you nerd. Yeah, that's way more fun.

Thank you. I believe I said making love. Oh, that's even worse. Gross. To my lover. Who I love. Your current lover. If your wife hears this, she'll never talk to you again.

Yeah, you be careful. She'll be like, get away from me. And you know that's the truth. I can't get much further away. Brianne Clint at ZM. Brianne Clint. On ZM, Brianne Clint. You got your name wrong.

I've officially run out of everything for the year. But not this story. This is good. A guy has gone on Reddit to ask if he's the a-hole for not letting his wife drive his car because she's a bad driver. Okay. What are the details? He said, am I? Oh, girlfriend, sorry, not wife.

Is that important? Possibly. He said, am I the a-hole for refusing to let my girlfriend drive my car because she has totaled two cars before? But whose fault was it? I recently bought my first nice car, a 2019 Mazda 3. It's not a luxury car or anything, but I worked my ass off for it. I saved for years, drove crap cars while I worked two years. And when I finally got this car, it felt like a reward. I take care of it. I wash it every weekend. I never let it get below half a tank.

I park it away from everyone else. He loves this car, okay? Here's the issue. My girlfriend wants to drive it. I love Emily, but she is the single worst driver I have ever met, and I'm not exaggerating. One, she has totaled two cars in the past two years. The first one was because she misjudged the distance while

merging, and the second one she reversed into a lamppost in an empty parking lot. Two, she tailgates like crazy. I've had to tell her multiple times to back off the car in front when I'm in the passenger seat because it feels like we are going to die.

Three, she admitted that she doesn't like paying attention while driving because it's, quote, boring. How does she have her licence? I wish I was kidding. Well, now that I've got this car and she keeps asking me to drive it. At first it was playful stuff like

let me take the car for a spin. And then I said no with a laugh. But recently she's been getting more annoyed about it. She says stuff like you act like I'm going to crash it or something. Well. She's told me I make her feel incompetent. She said I should get over it because accidents happen and I'm being controlling.

Oh, it's actually causing a fight now. Am I the a-hole for not letting my girlfriend drive my car? I mean, I see where he's coming from. At some point, you've got to let her drive it. At some point, you're going to need her to drive it. You're going to need her to drive it. At some point, you're going to be incapacitated or injured or something. That's what insurance is for.

It's just a car. It's a car. It's not a classic car. I know it's a nice car. Just don't take her on the motorway with it. I know you've spent money on a nice car. It's not a vintage, one-of-a-kind car, though. They can fix that. Yeah, they can fix those.

There's nothing she can do unless she rolls it into a ditch. Then that's a bit hard. But then again, like Brie said, you've got insurance. We'll get you another Mazda. Yeah. I mean, I wouldn't let her drive it all the time. But just let her drive it, then you can all move on. Just let her get it out of her system.

Let her get it out of her system. Let her get it out of her system. You're right, you're right, you're right. I thought it would be good this afternoon to talk about the thing that your partner doesn't let you use or the thing that you don't let your partner use because you don't trust them. There are so many things that my wife won't let me use. Like what?

She won't let me use her tweezers. Why not? Because she said they're her... Oh, you're picking the pubes again. No. I told you to stop doing that. No. If I need to pluck like a plucker here.

Don't use your wife's face tweezers. Not a pubic. For your nether region pubes. Who's tweezing your nether regions? Well, I was about to say who it was. Someone I know found some grey pubes and cut them out. Who? My auntie.

Oh, your auntie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you not mean to say who it was? You said it. I mouthed it. You've done worse. You told us about her colouring those in with a vivid. That was worse.

Far out. I'm not allowed to use tweezers. Are you not allowed to use anything of your partner's? I thought that I wasn't. Like I thought there was heaps of things that I wasn't allowed to use. Does she let you use the power tools? Yes. She does?

Yeah. Because she's definitely in charge of those. Yeah, she definitely uses them more, but we're both allowed to use them. She definitely hogs them a bit. Are you allowed to drive her Lexus? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, she welcomes it, so it gives her a bit. Are you allowed to drive her Lexus? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, she welcomes it, so it gives her a rest.

Yeah, right. I'm trying to think if there is. She's really good at sharing. Okay. I feel like I'm the bad sharer. What's she not allowed to use of yours? There's certain hats of mine that she's not allowed to wear because she wears them either painting, running, exercising,

and then they get all yucky. So I'm like, don't use these ones. You can borrow these ones. 0800 dials at M or text on 9696. What's the thing your partner's not allowed to use or touch? I feel like there's going to be some technology in here somewhere. Yeah. Some clothing.

Computers. Food. Yeah, food. Food. Yep. Don't eat my limited edition thing. Don't you dare eat my. Your what?

I'm welcome. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Number one songs when you turn 16. That is what a birthday banger is and we're about to figure out three. Connor's going first.

G'day, Connor. G'day, Connor. Good afternoon. How's your day been, mate? Sitting in Auckland traffic all day. Oh, yeah. What do you do for a job? Trip to the private suite, go into the Auckland ports all day.

Yeah, bloody hell. Terrible time of year to be on the roads. Move the port, eh, Connor? Yeah, that's the one, mate, that's the one. Move the port. What is your DOB, Connor? 27th of February 2000. Right, that means you were 16 in 2016.

And we've done the math. This was number one. So we'll piss off the neighbours In the place that feels the tears and we've done the math, this was number one. Zayn Malik, One Direction. Surely his biggest song. Yep. Pillow Talk, what do you reckon, Connor? I reckon that song's still a good banger.

It's a good banger. I quite like it. I've always liked that from Zayn. This is for our, who's our caller before whose husband was stealing her pillows? This is for Michael as well as Connor. Okay, wait there, Connor. Let's go to Emma. I know $100 at him.

Hi, Emma. Hi, Emma. Hello. How are you? Good, thanks, mate. Are you done for the year or are you powering through? Oh, I've still got until Monday, yeah. Oh, God. You're bloody in the

trenches, Emma. Yep. Well, hey, we're going to be right here with you till Friday at least and then you're on your own. But while you're here, what is your date of birth? Third of the 9th, 2000. Okay, same year. You were

also 16 in 2016 but on your 16th, this was number one. Chainsmokers. This was massive. And Halsey. Halsey, yeah. Yeah, massive. This had to be the biggest song of the year. What do you reckon, Emma? Yeah, I quite like it. Yeah, it's quite good.sey, yeah. Halsey, yeah, massive. This had to be the biggest song of the year. What do you reckon, Emma?

Yeah, I quite like it. Yeah, it's quite good. Same, yeah. Yeah, it's not a bad one. Not a bad one at all. Surely the best thing the Chainsmokers ever did. Oh, what about... I'm an albatross.

That wasn't the Chainsmokers. Oh, wasn't it? No. Were they, let me take a selfie. Yes, yeah, yeah. I knew it was one of the two. I'm an albatross. That was great. Yes, yeah, yeah. I knew it was one of the two. I've been out for twice. That was great.

Oh, what about when they did Crazy Frog? Let's go to Maddie. I know $800 at the end. Who's going to do Dad's Birthday Banger? G'day, Maddie. Hi, Maddie. Hi. How old are you, Maddie?

I'm 11. Okay, 11. So you can't do yours yet, but while you're here, we'll do your dad's. What is your dad's birthday? The 8th of June, 1987. Right, that means your dad was 16 in 2003, and here's his birthday banger. Wake me up, wake me up inside. I'm gonna wake up, wake me up inside.

Save me. Call my name and save me. Bring me to life, Evanescence. Do you know that one, Maddie? I've heard of it. Heard of it? Does Dad like it? I'm pretty sure I've heard it on the radio.

Yeah. Churn, banger. It's a good one, Maddie. It's a very good one. What's the vibe for the last Wednesday before Christmas? Chainsmokers is good. Zayn's good. Evanescence is good.

I'm going with Evanescence. You are? I agree. I was juggling between Zayn pillow talk, but Evanescence, once you get into this. Maddie, you and your dad have won Birthday Banger. Well done. Oh, my gosh. into this. Maddie, you and your dad have won birthday banger. Well done. Oh, my gosh.

Nice work, Maddie. Brian Clint from 2003. Here's Bring Me to Life on ZM. Brian Clint. ZM, Brian Clint. Evanescence, Bring Me to Life. The winner of Birthday Banger for Maddie, who rang up to do Dad's Birthday Banger.

His name's Samuel and he was 16 in 2003. That's such the sound of 2003, that song. Isn't it? Yeah. No regrets. Great choice. Great choice. A little bit of that every now and then.

Just, you know, keeps... Keeps you going. Someone said I needed that song today. You know what else is good from that era? Do you remember the song right here? I'm an albatross? No. Crazy Frog.

Yeah, the Rasmus. Such a good song. Oh, banger. One Hit Wonder? Yeah, One Hit Wonder, yeah. This was, we do this every time we play this song. This is the theme song to what TV show? Charmed? Smallville?

Buffy? Yeah, what was it? Smallville, I think you might be right. It also gives me similar vibes to this. Oh, all the things I said, all the things I said. Did you guys... Yeah, another great song. Did you guys ever get the song Mascara by a band Killing Heidi? We did.

No one here will remember that, but yes, I know it. But yeah, similar vibes. Yeah. Yeah. Brie and Clint. Let's talk about the 12 Days of Christmas because we're in it right now. We're well into it.

We are well and truly in it. There's seven days till Christmas, but more specifically, I'm talking about the very iconic song 12 Days of Christmas. You know, Partridge in a pear tree. Et cetera, et cetera. And pause it there if you can. Okay, sure.

So that's the first, on the first day of Christmas. Yeah. Partridge in a pear tree. Is that a bird? Yes. Okay. Yes. Okay. Yes. So I've done some math about how much all of those gifts that you hear about in the 12 days of Christmas, how much it would actually cost to buy all those things in 2024.

Okay. Let's start with the partridge. How much is a partridge? Let's start with a partridge, which give or take, it's going to set you back about $250. Okay. Okay? Note it down. Who's keeping tally of this?

Sorry, that's the pear tree. The pear tree will cost $250. The partridge, about $6. $250 for a pear tree? Yeah, because you want a well-established pear tree, don't you? Okay, sure. Okay, we're at $256. $256.

So. Oh, did I not mention. We also have to multiply all these by 12. Oh. Because it's 12 days. Oh, every time. So let me just do that quick. So the partridge in a pear tree, roughly for the 12 days, it'll cost you $3,070.

Well, this next one, the two turtle doves. Two turtle doves. We're only multiplying those by 11 because we got those on the second day of Christmas. So, turtle doves, from the research I've done, quite pricey at $115.21 each. Okay. So, you'll need 22. Oh, yeah. Okay.

Two turtle doves. Yeah, right. For multiple days, for 11 days. Two turtle doves Yeah, right For multiple days, for 11 days Two turtle doves every day for 11 days Exactly, so that's going to cost you $2,534.56 Okay, and the last On my third day of Christmas My true love gave to me

Three French hens Two turtle doves And a partridge in a pear tree Alright, three French hens. Three French hens, so it's about $16 a chook. For 30 hens, you'll need to dish out about $490. Okay, put it on the list. On the fourth day of Christmas, my tool of game to me,

four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree. It's very bird heavy, this present list, isn't it? But we press on. So it's calling birds. I went with a canary. Sure. And what I could see, 70 bucks a bird.

70 bucks for a canary. You need 36 of them, so 2,520. Okay, we press on. Please tell me you've gone to Pesco's for these rings. So with the current price of gold, I've had to crunch the numbers here. You're going to need about 40 rings. So that's, it's going to be pricey at about 115,200 bucks. What?

Gold's expensive. And you're doing five rings a day. Why wouldn't you just do one? But no. I can get a gold ring for like, you've done the maths. I'm telling you, I've done the maths. I've done the maths. I'm telling you, I've done the maths. I've done the maths. Four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree. On the sixth day of Christmas, my troop of game to me,

six geese a-laying. Six geese a-laying. Six geese a-laying. So I've had to look into that. You'll need 42 geese in total. At $70 each, that comes to a total of $2,940. We move on. Five gold rings.

Yeah, we got the rings. Yeah. Yep. Four calling birds. Mm-hmm. Yep. And two turtle doves. And a palm tree is in a pear tree.

Okay. On the seventh day of Christmas, my love gave to me seven swans a-swimming. Six geese a-laying. Five, four... Quick, give us the price. Okay, seven swans a-laying. They're the most expensive out of all the birds.

So it's going to cost... Hold on. Do you want just... I'll sum it up for you. The amount that you're going to pay for all of it is the whopping price of $248,250. That's including the partridge. And this economy.

And the pear tree. I could have just said that at the start. Just said that. I did so much effort. I broke it down into each thing. Anyway. Brianne Clint. Can you get an STI from gym equipment?

It's quite a jarring statement to say on the radio, but that has been the trend on social media in the last couple of weeks. Has it? God, social media is weird. It just eats trends alive. People just talking about it. I remember when I was at university, there were stories of people who had partners

that hadn't gone to uni yet back home and they were claiming to have got an STI from sharing their flatmate's towel. Yeah, right. Interesting. Which I believe is equally controversial as getting it off the gym equipment. Well, I've done some research into where this has all come from,

where the rumour began, and it's apparently from a TikToker who claimed to have contracted an STI after he was at the gym and he wiped his eye with his towel that he had placed on a bench. Okay. At the gym. He got an STI in his eye. An STI eye. Yeah, an STI eye.

He went to visit the doctor because he thought he had pink eye. Yeah. And apparently, turns out he had chlamydia. In his eye? In his eye. It's a thing. Wow. It is a thing.

If you've got eye problems and you can't get rid of it and you think it's conjunctivitis, turns out it could be chlamydia. Wait, which eye? Brown eye. No, front eye. I think you have blue eyes actually. Front eye. No, anyway. Anyway, it was in his eye and apparently he was quite confused

and the doctor asked if he worked out at a public gym and he said that sometimes, this is what the guy is saying, that sometimes the sweat that's been left and blah, blah, blah. This is what the doctor is saying? This is what this guy has said. Not a doctor. But this is where the rumour started on TikTok. Okay, sure.

Anyway, so that's where it started. But I've got information from a doctor who's now waiting on the topic good of whether or not you can get an sti from gym equipment take a listen can you really get chlamydia from gym equipment well we all know it's primarily spread through doing the deed not through casual contact or touching surfaces so unless you're doing something very unusual with those gym machines you're safe but you do have to worry about MRSA, ringworm, and skin warts. So make sure you wipe down the equipment before and after you use it.

Your girlfriend's not concerned if you come home with ringworm. She's concerned if you come home with chlamydia. Yeah, don't try and sell the story to your girlfriend that you got chlamydia from your towel sitting on the bench at the gym. He didn't say it was impossible, though.

He said unless you're sticking the gym equipment where the sun don't shine. Well, I mean, I feel like doctors say, you know, never say never. Never say never, yeah. Never say never because there is a possibility. But he also, because I did some research into it, and the guy also said that, like, something like chlamydia doesn't live for long on surfaces, if that makes sense.

Yeah, yeah, it needs to be incubated. Yeah, yeah. Right, okay. If you had to make love to a piece of gym equipment, what would it be? Oh, I'll tell you what. Some of those machines are looking pretty good. Exactly, yeah, yeah.

Probably I'd say. I find the curves of a Swiss ball hard to go past. Oh, you reckon? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'd go for the Swiss ball. You love a big ball. Yeah, yeah. I'd go for the the curves Of a Swiss ball Hard to go past Oh you reckon Yeah yeah yeah You'd go for the Swiss ball You love a big ball Yeah yeah I'd go for the leg press

Nice You know Alright well use protection Bree and Clint That is the end Of the Bree and Clint show Two shows left to go Woo hee

Two shows left Two shows left A lot of people Knocking off today Everyone else Has any of them Knocked off today A lot of schools

Knocked off today Or yesterday It's gotM knocked off today. A lot of schools knocked off today or yesterday. It's got that feeling about it, right? It does have that Christmas feeling. I love this time of year, though, where you're not on holidays yet. But you can drink during the week. Yeah, and it's kind of a bit more relaxed. Because when you're on holidays, for some reason, my brain just goes into, oh, well, it's one less day of holidays.

You're that much closer to starting a whole year again. Oh, you're a glass half-empty holidayer. Yeah. Oh, you've got to get rid of that. I know. I try. But I used to love holidays so much. But you're not loving them.

I think it's probably more at the second half of the holidays. Yeah. The first half, I'm like, oh, there's heaps of time. It's natural, I guess. Yeah. All right, let's go. Have a great night, everybody, and we'll catch you back tomorrow

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