ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 18th February 2021

Episode Date: February 18, 2021

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hi everybody welcome to the brie and clint podcast with caitlin and brie actually hi brie g'day guys brie's coming up to us live from where are you whereabouts are you you know that i'm not allowed to say yeah i thought maybe i could just trick you into it and then i'd have the scoop you know how many because i know what you're doing don't many freaking people are coming up to me and going where is she where is she what is that what is the project that she's doing and okay well yeah guys how about how about i just tell you and our podcast listeners just you guys though yeah go on okay so you have to keep it a secret though and everyone listening to the podcast has to keep it a secret okay okay deal i i trust i trust the however many people listen to this podcast they're a good

group of people i'm actually currently away i'm on married at first sight guys i've joined the crew i'm on the cast i just thought you know what 2021 go for it i 100 believe. What about her partner? Oh, yeah. Well, you know, sometimes you just got to... Well, maybe we are. Maybe it's going to be not a thruffle. What's the next one up from a thruffle? A quadruple. A quadruple. That's good.

That's 2021. Why can't you two just walk down the aisle and meet one person? They want to be on TV. Yeah, no, that's good. That's 2021. Yeah, that's great. Why can't you two just walk down the aisle and meet one person? They want to be on TV. Yeah, I know. That's fine. But, yeah. True.

We could be the first thruple. Yeah, you can be a thruple. There could be one person who wants to meet two people and then two people who want to add a third. Love it. Yeah. I'll talk to the producers. We'll get rid of the one person they set us up with. What are you guys looking for in a third i think we're looking for someone who is just really clean and tidy to you

know just look after the house and um you know that's pretty much it that's a flatmate you're looking you're looking for a flatmate babysit whitney while you're away yeah babysit whitney that'd be really good um drive us places. Just someone to be in our relationship. An assistant. You're looking for an assistant. Okay, we're looking for an assistant. Do they get to do naked stuff with you?

We can talk about that. Depends. That depends on a few things. Nothing's off the table. Nothing's off the table. But also very little is on the table for the person joining as the assistant. I mean, that's your opinion. That is your opinion. It is, and I'm sticking to it.

Hey, I've got you on. We've got you on. One, because we miss you and we wanted to hear you on the podcast. But two, because we've received a package, Brie, and I don't feel right opening this by myself because it's addressed to both of us. Oh, have we lost Brie? Brie. Oh, so it's addressed to both of us.

Interesting. Well, first off, I miss you too. Oh, no. No, we've got you now. There's just a really big delay. Can you hear me now? Yeah. It's like five minutes delay.

Okay, great. Hang on. Are you still – is there a delay now? No, no delay now. Okay, good. I miss all of you as well. Wait, can you hear us? I can hear you.

Stop it. Stop it. Can you hear her? Stop it. I can hear you. Can you hear me? That is mine and your joke that we pull on other people. You can't pull it on me.

Okay, let me run you through the details. It's not addressed to you, Caitlin, so you're not allowed to look at what's in there. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. And this person has been messaging me on Instagram a lot about this because I think he sent it a while ago and was terrified that it wouldn't make it. It's come from your homeland of Australia. What? It's come from Broad homeland of australia what it's come

from broad meadow new south wales oh my god i hope it's my mom no it's not she's in queensland they couldn't get her over the border true yeah that's true it's from podcast listener ben carter and whatever it is we're bloody excited how big would you say this box is, Caitlin? About two shoe-sized boxes big. Yeah, it's a big box. Ooh, I love a big box. Don't you, Caitlin? I do too, Bree. Is that a hint as to what you're looking for in Married at First Sight?

Yeah, could be. Could be. As we said, open to anything. I'm using Caitlin's nursing scissors to get into it. Yeah, I have to leave them here because otherwise I get pinged at the airport. Did these scissors cut someone's stitches out before you gave them to me? No, I think they just cut like a plaster. God, Caitlin,

is that a nurse thing? Because my partner has a million of those scissors in the car, in the house, they're everywhere. So because you actually use them once and then you have to chuck them out, so it's so bad. And so, yeah, you just take them home. then you have to chuck them out. So it's so bad. And so, yeah, you just take them home.

That seems wasteful. It is. I know, but it's a hospital, so you've got to be careful. Because sometimes the scissors go up a patient's bum, and so you have to throw them out. Yeah. You don't want a staph infection or pink eye, you know? Are you ready?

I've done the cutting. I'm ready to open it. Oh, my God. Okay. I'm so excited. We can't video call you because the Wi-Fi is too bad, but inside the box is some paper. Hang on.

Holy shit. What is that? Oh, no. Breathe. Okay, it's one, two, three, four, five, six boxes of garlic bread flavoured Doritos. No! I'm so sorry. You're not here. Doritos crackers asitos. No! I'm so sorry, I'm not here.

Doritos crackers as well. No! No! And a box of Shapes triple cheese toasties. Oh, yeah. Oh, no! This is devastating. Because you're awake for three weeks and these would keep.

Like, if we put them in storage, they would keep. But you know how hungry you get doing a radio show. Oh I know and I wouldn't want to do that to you guys. It'd be torture. You know when Liam Neeson was on the phone and he was hearing that his daughter was getting kidnapped? I feel like that's what I'm experiencing right now.

Yeah. Do you want a live taste test? Shall we taste them for you? No! No! Don't! This is the equivalent of when they tied Batman up in The Dark Knight and they made him listen to Maggie Gyllenhaal getting killed.

You guys have real weird comparisons. Okay, you ready? No, don't! Don't do it! This is the garlic bread. Oh, fuck that's so yum Oh I'm Oh I'm devastated Oh holy shit

Remember the garlic bread Chips Brie What was the main What was the main problem With them They weren't garlicky enough They weren't garlicky These

So garlicky I feel like Dracula wouldn't come Within a ten mile radius of me. This is freaking bullshit. This is freaking torture. This is so horrible. Do you know how Clint's got a real salivary mouth?

Is it real nice? Do you want us to try and choose Toasty? Yeah, go on. Banging. Do you want us to try the cheese toastie? Yeah, go on. Bang it. Ben, VIP package. We really appreciate you. Bree, and then... Hang on.

No, don't worry. Ben, I really appreciate you too. If you want Ben to send you a package, just say where you are. Goodbye. So that was Doritos Garlic bread Crackers But they're like Doritos shapes Yeah I want to just say

They're like shapes Brie They're not actual Dorito chips They're like shapes Doritos Dorito crackers I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure he messaged me And he took a picture of them

And he's like Do you want these? And you're like Yeah send them to me And I was like Yeah send them Now we're going for Shapes triple Cheese Toasty,

our other favourite food. I took five. I take five. Oh, Shapes are my favourite thing in the whole world. Oh, very cheesy. It tastes like, you know how Parmesan sort of hits your nose a little bit? I don't really like that. Yeah.

Sorry. These taste a little bit like feet. They taste like socks. They taste like this. Yeah. Sorry. These taste a little bit like feet. They do. They taste like socks. They taste like socks. Why couldn't you have just said that the other ones tasted like feet and then I would have left this conversation being like, yeah. Yeah, you can put them back in there.

Sorry. Bree, sorry. We actually need some of the delicious garlic bread ones to cleanse our palate now. I'm going to lick my fingers. Yeah, a bit better. Yeah. I'm literally pacing around my apartment right now.

Well okay so I can tell you two things. You're really attractive when you eat with your mouth open. First thing when you get back there will be at least one and a half boxes of Shapes Triple Cheese Toastie left for you. And currently there are five and a half boxes of Doritos crackers. I make no promises, but we'll do our best for you, okay? I mean, you know, I can't expect too much. Yes, Caitlin. I'm going to save one for you because you're my favorite person and you've been so fine letting me come on anastasia's real angry at me

anastasia's like caitlin shut the fuck up you bet she said you were my favorite you got other mail do you want us to open your mail or you want us to keep that for you why what's what's the other mail it's really long Oh I know what it is I know what it is too We won't open it You can do that when you get back I just realised when I said it's long I realised what it is

Well guys I can't wait to join you tomorrow When you get miniature ponies in there And you just let me listen to them And what they're like Tomorrow we're going to Actually we're doing the show with RuPaul. I'm going to swear so much, so I need to go. Just before you go, this will really break your balls, and this is my version of getting the announcement out there on the podcast intro.

Do you see that our Facebook page is gone? Have you guys talked about this on the show today? Yeah. Yeah. Oh my God. So what is going on? All of, what is it? All news sites have been taken off Australia, Australia's Facebook.

So yeah, because face, because all the news corporations in Australia at war with Google and Facebook, Facebook have gone, well, if you don't think you need us, we're going to take all your content down off our platforms. We're not a news site! No, do you know what I think it is? We're dumb! I don't mean to play the blame game. I think it might be your fault. Yeah, I think it's you. Because you got that Australian

journalism degree. And you've got the accent. They can pick up on it. They listen to my calls. You know what. They can pick up on it. Yeah. Oh, they listen to my calls. You know what? They can have my shitty degree. I don't even want it anymore. Can you turn your Facebook off, please?

I can't because we're talking to Bri on it. If I mute it, we won't hear Bri anymore. Yeah, anyway, our crack web team, Anastasia at the social media desk. That wasn't meant to sound insulting, Anastasia. You said crack, right? Yeah, crack. What's crack? Crack means like

safe. Best of the best. Best of the best. They're working on it. And Anastasia's literally working on it right now. I'm actually, sorry. Okay, well I have faith in them.

They're a smart bunch. And I miss them a lot. I miss you Ben. I miss you Anastasia. I miss you too Ben. Oh yeah, they can't hear you guys. She can't hear you guys. I can just hear them.

No, I can hear you. Oh yeah. You can hear her. She can't hear you. Did they just say fuck you? Sorry again can just hear them. No, I can hear you. Oh, yeah. You can hear her. She can't hear you. Did they just say fucking? Sorry, again. Wait, can you hear me? Too many things on the ground.

Yeah. You frigging idiot. We're working on it. We'll talk to you soon. Good luck. Have fun. Bye, guys. I love you all very much.

Stay safe. Love you, too. Bye. Love you guys. Bye. Love you, bye. Bye, bye, bye. Okay, she's gone.

Do you want some more Doritos? I'm getting one. Mmm. Bye. Love you. Bye. Bye. Okay, she's gone. Do you want some more Doritos? Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3 p.m. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in 5, four, three, two, one. Kia ora, everybody.

Happy Thursday afternoon. Clint and Caitlin here again. Kia ora. Kia ora. I'm back for a fourth day. Yeah. Tomorrow you're going back to Christchurch, though. Yes, I am.

But you're still going to do the show? I still am. Yeah. I'll just be in a different location. You have to go and officiate a wedding, which can happen now because we've changed alert levels. Yay! COVID-19, more like NOVID-19, am I right?

Thanks, Dad. Anastasia's just like, no. There are no new cases today. I know, it's great, but you don't need to come up with lame jokes. Right, okay. But if you are listening and you want to use that, you can use it and put a little hashtag from Clint. Yeah, please tag me when you do that joke to your friends.

Today on the show, speaking of Christchurch, we're going to have tickets to give away to the Lexus Urban Polo. Very fancy, very fun. It's going down in Hagley Park this Saturday, and we've got double passes to give away after 4 o'clock. And you're going as well. I am going. Exciting.

And I've been... D-D-D-D-D-D-DJing. Yeah, D-D-D-D-D-DJing, yeah. Cool. I've invited you, and you've done that. Oh, yeah, I'll see. I'll see. I mean, I'm 30.

I like to go home and have a cup of tea. It's an afternoon event. Okay, I do like to day drink too. We will have those tickets after 4 o'clock. Plus, Secret Sound, two chances to guest today at 4 o'clock and 5 o'clock for $10,000 if you know what the sound is. Start the show with Tradie vs. Lady though. Let's play. Bree and Clint.

Tradie vs. Lady. It's really easy. You just have to like know stuff about stuff. And Caitlin's written all the questions. There's an Ariana Grande question in there. So you don't actually have to know that much about that much stuff. There's a Paris Hilton question in there. And a Miley Cyrus question.

And a Miley Cyrus question. I've got very niche. There's also a pandemic question in there. So something for everybody. If you want to be our lady or our tradie today, call now on 0800-DIAL-ZM and you can go head-to-head with someone else after Ariana Grande. On ZM.

Bree and Clint. It's time for tradie versus lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus lady. Tell them how the game works, Caitlin. Okay, Clint. We get a lady and a tradie on, and they go head-to-head in what is only known as a really hard game of questions.

Very good, you nailed that. Thank you. Let's get our lady on. She's 22. She's from Queenstown, and she works at Lighting Plus. Think lighting. Think Tori, everybody. Hi, Tori.

Hello, how are you doing? Good. You said the wrong jingle for Lighting. Think Tori, everybody. Hi, Tori. Hello. How you doing? Good. You said the wrong jingle for Lighting Plus. Think lighting. Think lighting. Oh, lighting's a wreck. We're lighting plus. What's the Lighting Plus jingle?

It all comes to life at Lighting Plus. I'm so glad you knew that. Yeah, I'm so glad you knew that, Tori. That would have been so awkward. Yeah, right. Oh, I don't know. Okay, my bad. I apologise. Let's get our tradie on. That would have been so awkward. Yeah, right. Oh, I don't know. Okay, my bad. I apologise.

Let's get our tradie on. He's a builder in Auckland. He's big. He's burly. He probably drives a Ranger. He's 24 years old and his name's Dwayne. Hi, Dwayne. No, it's Dane.

Oh, Dane. How's your time? Hey, Dane. Is it Dane? Yeah, yeah. Dane Rumble. Dane with a Y. That's the one.

That's where I got confused. Okay, guys. Caitlin's got your questions. Your buzzers are tradie and lady. First person to three correct answers wins the game. Good luck. Question number one. Paris Hilton just got engaged for the fourth time.

Congratulations. She is an heiress to what type of business? Lady. Lady. Tori. It's not the hotels, is it? It is the hotels. Bang, bang, bang. Well Lady. Tori. It's not the hotels, is it? It is the hotels. Ding, ding, ding.

Well done, Tori. Question number two. Miley Cyrus has been dissing her exes by posting a pic of Britney Spears wearing a Dump Him t-shirt and replying with, already did Brit, which Hemsworth brother was she married to? Lady. Lady. Lady. Liam Hemsworth.

Yeah. All right. You've got one more, Tori. Come on, do one that's more in Dane's wheelhouse. Come on. Okay, okay. Going down, Dane. Oh, attention. What is the name of the COVID-19 vaccine

that they will start giving New Zealanders from Saturday, starting with our frontline workforce. Trady? Oh, you want to have a go, Dave? Yep, sure. Is it the Pfizer vaccination? Very good, Dave. All right.

It's not over yet. You're back in the game. Okay. What does inohora mean in Te Reo Maori? Lady. Yes. What was that one again? Inohora. Inohora. Oh, no, that's not stand-up, is it? No was that one again? Inohora.

Inohora. Oh, no. That's not stand-up, is it? No, that's E2. Trady. Oh, damn it. Dane, get in there. Does it sit down?

No, it's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not.

It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. Inohora is goodbye. It means goodbye to someone that is staying in that place. Oh, bad for all of us.

Okay. Scores are level. No, scores are level, no, still 2-1. 2-1, 2-1, okay. Ariana Grande has released snippets of her brand new songs. We're very excited about this. Name an Ariana Grande song. Oh, Trey Lady. Trey Lady.

I think Dane actually said Trey-D while you were still going, so I'm going to give it to Dane. Oh, no, you go forane. You go for it. You go for it. Imagine. We'll go to our biggest Ariana Grande fan, Anastasia. Yeah, we'll give that to you. Yep.

It must be a B side, but we're good with it. Okay, scores are level. This is tie break. Tie break. Okay. You guys are real cute. I reckon that we should set them up afterwards. They're kind of like entering.

Yeah, let's talk off here. Okay, anyway. Name the type of cheese that everyone is using in the pasta dish that is trending on TikTok. Lady. Yes, Torey. Feta is correct. Well done. She's a lady.

Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. I'm so excited with you. Well done, Torey. You nailed it. Awesome. Thank you. Dane, if you're ever in the Queenstown area and you need Well done, Tori. You nailed it. Thank you. Dane, if you're ever in the Queenstown area and you need some lighting,

maybe swing in into Lighting Plus. Oh, yeah, I might have to. There could be some going on here. Cute! Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint with Caitlin. That's Joush685 and Jason Duolo,

Savage Love. We're doing the TikTok dance. We're really cool and our Gen Z producer, Anastasia, thinks we are cool. Would you be embarrassed to be seen with your peers, with us in front of your peers? Well, it's a little bit awkward because Caitlin and I are both attending the same music festival in a week's time. We are. I actually asked one of Megan's producer, Jared,

how to dance cool. Are you sure you asked the right guy? I don't know. Love you, Jared. Don't do that, Caitlin. I'll just hang out with you all at the festival, should I say. Yeah, and there's no TikTok artists performing,

so like Netsky doesn't have a TikTok song. But Caitlin actually is going to go home before then because she doesn't like the crowds. She's also never heard of Netsky. No, no, I know who Netsky is now. Yeah. What's your favourite Netsky song? The Afterglow one.

That's Wilkinson. Oh, damn. You're getting there. I'm getting there. Yeah. Okay, anyway. Wilkinson. Oh, damn. You're getting there. I'm getting there. Yeah. Okay. Anyway. Okay.

Anyway, anyway, anyway. I am cool. I recently saw a video of Ryan Reynolds dyeing his wife's hair. What can't he do? What can't he do, right? We all know his wife is Blake Lively. He actually did really good like sectioning of the hair as well. Do you dye your hair?

No. No. You have to make sure you get it into sections so that you're covering all areas. And he was just an absolute boss with it. Do you think this was a lockdown thing? Or do you think that Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are trying to save money? Maybe they are trying to save money. She got a box of

What's it called? What's the hair dye you buy from the supermarket? Oh, like Brilliance or something Yeah, nice and natural or whatever it is I think that's ice cream Right, right, right, right So she's done a time lapse of it I don't know what goes into doing a good hair dye job

But she's also posted an after photo And he's done a really good job Yeah, he did do a really really good job. Made sure that he didn't get it on her face, so put like a little towelette thing around her. That's the worst about dyeing your hair is getting it on your skin. When my mum dyes my hair

she's still like, get nail polish remover and rub it on. No, not nail polish remover, like makeup remover. Rub my forehead off. I want to say, oh of course he's able to do that. But I don't believe it. Like, I think it's quite incredible what he's done. I think for any man who's not trained in the art of hairstyling,

I think that's a serious victory, especially for someone whose hair is as valuable to them as Blake Lively. I know everyone's woman hair is important to them, but she would have, like, business deals and stuff. I know. And if her hair looks shocking, then bloody Versace wouldn't want to do their sponsored post next week. I wanted to know if Lucy's ever taught you to do anything for her.

I don't know. She tries. Yeah. Like there's a lot of things she's trying to get me to do. She's not like, hey, can you? Like today she gave me a lesson on how to use the bath mat properly because she gets really annoyed that when I get out of the shower, there's water on the floor.

So that's like a pass-ag thing. She says to me, why is there water on the floor? Did you have a shower outside of the shower? And I said no. So she taught me that you're meant to shuffle with the bath mat. Oh, do you not do that? No. Okay.

But she's trying to teach me that. Yeah, that's good. So let's go with that. That was today's lesson. That was today's lesson. She's never trusted me enough with a big lesson like for example, I've offered to help with fake tanning before and I've never been

trusted. So. Why have you offered just because? Because I'm a generous guy. Right. No, I actually know a woman that has like an actual pop-up spray booth at home booth thing. I will do that. And so the woman gets naked and the husband comes in and sprays her once a week.

I will do that. I'll pay for the booth. Just be helpful. If that's what it takes, I'll pay for the gun, I'll pay for whatever it takes. Maybe I'm not teachable, I don't know, but there'll be people out there who have trained their partners to do special jobs. If you had a partner, oh, that was a mean thing to say.

When you have a partner. I'm well aware that I don't have a partner. When you get a partner, what will be the first thing you're training him to do? Maybe painting my nails. That's always a task. That's really annoying. Oh, yeah? Yeah.

Toe nails? Oh, he'll have to know me a bit first before he can touch my toes. That's always a task. That's really annoying. Oh yeah? Toenails? Oh, he'll have to know me a bit first before he can touch my toes. That's a bit creepy. 0800 dials at M this afternoon. We want to know what have you trained your partner to do? This goes both ways as well. You might have trained your wife

to cut your moustache. Yeah. Ryan Reynolds, oh sorry, Blake Lively has taught Ryan Reynolds to dye her hair. Yeah. Brian Clint. Ryan Reynolds, oh sorry, Blake Lively has taught Ryan Reynolds to dye her hair. Yeah. We're not sure if it's a money saving thing or maybe it's most probably

because they're in lockdown and she can't get a hairdresser. Oh, you know, times are tough for everybody. What was the last movie she was in? It's been a long time since, what was the show? Gossip Girl.

Oh yes, it's been a very long time. It's been a long time since Gossip Girl. She was in that one where she was like this super sexy detective. Oh yeah? I don't know. He's been in a few things. He has. They're probably okay. Man, they're a

hot couple. Anyway. We want to know what your partner, what you've trained your partner to do. Whether it's because they desperately needed training or you went, hmm this could work out well for me in the long term. If I get this guy or girl doing this thing now, then it's going to hold me in good season,

and maybe it is a money-saving thing. Yeah, definitely. Had some great messages on it and calls. Let's go to Avril. Is it Avril? Yes. Hi, Avril. What did you teach your partner to do?

It was my husband. He taught me how to use clippers because I didn't use them in my life before. And it was so I could do his hair and shape his beard and moustache for him. Whoa. Do you enjoy doing it? Yeah, it is actually quite satisfying

because he goes from looking really scruffy to looking quite tidy. And you're like, yeah. How much do you guys save by you doing it? He used to get his old boss's wife to do his hair and stuff, so I don't know how much he was saving in the long run. His old boss's wife? He's keen for anyone to do it.

No offence to you, Evelyn. No, we don't want her doing it. Are you in charge of his look? She was a trained hairdresser. Are you now in charge of his look? Because I know a lot of girls want to have control over how their man looks. Do you now, if you want him to have a different haircut,

is it your choice? Yeah, it really is, yeah. You're like, shh, shh, shh. I'm just doing a little bit more. A little bit more. I'm just doing a little Shawn Mendes on you. Okay, that's really good, Avril. Thank you.

Let's go to Lane. Hey, Lane. Hello. Hello, Lane. Hello. Hello, Lane. Hello. What have you trained your partner to do? I've been trained. Oh, it's you.

Yes. Okay, what have you been trained to do? I've been trained to tan her with the tanning mitt thing. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Also been trained to straighten her hair as well. Very good. Is this because she can't reach these places?

Yeah, like around the back and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you do the full body when you do the tan? Do you have to? Yeah. That's usually, yeah, the same as the past. She can't reach so much back. She's like, don't worry, babe, I've The same as the Yeah, the parts you can't reach So much back and leg

She's like, don't worry, babe I've got the boobs Yeah, pretty much Oh, no, ripped off Ripped off If I was offered the job I'd say, no, it's all or nothing I don't want your shoddy work

To overshadow my good work I don't want people who see this To think that I did those Who's seeing the boobs? Well, good point, I guess. No, they could be. Good on you, Lane. You're living the dream.

Hey, Zoe. Hello. Have you trained your partner to do something? Yeah, I have. I've trained him to brush my hair. I've got really super long hair that's just so tiring to brush. Yeah, you texted us and said your arm gets tired, so you need me to do the rest of it for you.

My favourite bit was that you said you trained your last boyfriend to do your hair as well. So every boyfriend that you get, you train them up. I hope the new boyfriend's better. Well, yeah, he is, and hopefully I don't have to do it again. Yes. But I know how to now, so. Zoe, that's actually, that's really relatable

because I get really sore arms when I try and do my hair, like if I'm trying to like braid it or something. It's like an arm workout. Yeah, he'll straighten it for me too, which is lovely. This must be like when a builder takes on an apprentice. You don't want him to go out on his own after this because you've put in all the hours training him, you know? So you're keen to keep...

I always say it's in case we have a daughter one day so that he knows what to do. Oh good, you've tricked him. I think next step Zoe is curls. Teaching how to do curls. We have had one text from someone who said they've trained their male partner

to groom their downstairs region. And they said, it's fantastic. He takes great pride in his work. Dean's on. There's news about a new Demi Lovato documentary, and it sounds like there's a lot in this. Dean, hi.

Hi, guys. Yeah, there certainly is a lot in this. It's called Demi Lovato Dancing with the Devil, a documentary about her 2018 very publicised overdose. And what's really, really dark and fascinating and interesting to find out, she has shared that in this documentary that actually she has brain damage from that night. She had three strokes and a heart attack following the overdose. Here's some audio from the documentary called, yeah, Demi Lovato Dead with the Devil.

I had three strokes. I had a heart attack. My doctors said that I had five to ten more minutes. Now, more than ever, she's taken hold of that power. I'm reversing. I am starting over. I'm engaged. I've really struggled with this.

Are you entirely sober now? I've had a lot of lives. Like, my cat, you know, I'm on my ninth leg. I'm ready to get back to doing what I love, which is making music. I'm not living my life for other people or their headlines or their Twitter comments. Bye! Wow, that is intense.

Wow. Yeah. Cool thing. Okay. Yeah, wild. So where is this coming out? It seems like it's Talal. Is it presented by Demi?

How are we going to be able to see the Demi Lovato documentary? It's actually going to be YouTube. Yeah, I love YouTube originals. That means they can all watch it around the world. I love that, you know. And it's told from her perspective. She even goes into the detail of after the overdose how she still has blind spots. She actually can't drive herself at all because she has literally blind spots from that night. That night was so massive and so scary for all of us,

I think I remember. But so, yeah, you know, like she's shining some light on this and she's keeping it very real. I love Demi Lovato. I love just seeing her thrive. There's lots of what looks like celebrities in it as well. I just saw Christina Aguilera. Yeah, it's called Demi Lovato Dancing With The Devil

and it's coming out on YouTube. That's the latest live out of Los Angeles with Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent. Bree and Clint. I went to the supermarket the other day and I did that classic thing where you go in just to get a couple of things and then your arms fall off

because you're just trying to carry everything without a basket. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you go back to get a basket but then it's on the other side of those little things so you can't get back through. Yeah, I know those. Yeah.

So anyway, so I was like, oh. Like a cattle gate. Yeah, yeah, you can't get back through. Yeah, I know those. Yeah. So anyway, so I was like, oh. Like a cattle gate. Yeah, you can't go back through them and then you've got all these things. To stop the cows from leaving the property. Yeah. Thank you for referring to me as a cow. No, no, no.

This is not what I meant. I know what you mean. Okay, so I was in the supermarket and I didn't want to put anything down and I was like, I actually really need all these Pringles and wine and stuff. So I found they had, you know how they sell bags, not like the Countdown or the Pack and Save bags,

but like the ones, the like really nice ones. Oh, yeah. The brownish ones, like the Trillies Cooper ones. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was like, oh, that's great. I'll just get one of those. Did you need one?

Yeah, because I had too many. Well, no, I didn't, but just for that shop. Yeah, oh, yeah. So I was like, oh, that's great. I'll just get one of those. Did you need one? Yeah, because I had too many. Well, no, I didn't, but just for that shop. Yeah, oh, right. I didn't actually need one because I'm only in Auckland for a few days. But I was like, for this shop, I'll just buy an extra bag. You'll just treat yourself. I'll treat myself and then I'll use it down the line. So I was at the self-checkout and getting all my stuff.

And that was fine. And then I left. And then I was like, oh, did I pay for that bag? Oh, you stole, oh, you stole. I stole this bag

and it's a really nice one with the guy on a surfboard. Yeah, can I have a look at it? Don't say the supermarket you're from because they'll come and get you.

Okay. Okay. It's still got the tag attached. Yeah, because, so I actually got two bags. This is a limited edition. Oh my bags. This is a limited edition. Oh, my God.

It's a limited edition. Oh, Caitlin, it's by a New Zealand artist. Oh, you've taken money from a New Zealand artist. Okay, I'm going to go and pay them online. I don't know. I don't know. It's done now. I'm so sorry.

I really didn't mean to. Like, I reckon if you go back and you admit to it, they'll go, thank you for owning up to this, but we legally have to call the police. And then I'll go to jail. Well, I don't know, mate. I don't know. And I don't really want to be associated with it.

So if you could just take your bag back, that would be great. I'm mortified. So because I had another bag and then I put it in and then I was like, they were like, have you finished? And so I paid with my card and then I put everything back into the bag and then I left. How much do you think the bag cost? Did you even see how much the bag?

It was like under $5. I'm pretty sure. Why didn't you just pay for it? No, because I would have. I absolutely would have paid for it. I just forgot to scan it. I can pay for it. I'm going to pay for it online. I know you can pay for it. No, because I would have. I absolutely would have paid for it. I just forgot to scan it. I can pay for it. I'm going to pay for it online.

I know you can pay for it. I'm just asking why you didn't pay for it. I didn't mean to. I know you didn't mean to. I'm going to go to jail. Unfortunately for you, though, now, you're an accidental criminal. Like, whether you like it or not, You're an accessory to your own crime Because you left the supermarket without paying for something

I know But the fingers should have gone off How long after That's a good point Yeah The beepers didn't go off Well you don't want that to get out to the criminal fraternity They'll get in there and hijack all the reusable bags

And also they checked my Because I had wine in there So they checked my ID Yeah Do you know what? It's on them. They should have stopped me. They should have stopped criminal activity.

How long after did you realise that you'd committed a crime? When I got back to the hotel. Yeah, right. And then I was like. By then the wine was open. That closed and stuff. The wine was open. The Pringles had been popped.

And once you pop, you can't stop. Exactly. Yeah. Exactly. You are an accidental criminal though. Yes. And a lot of people fall into this category. A lot of good people fall into this category.

That happens. I came close once. Yes. I left a pub where I'd had dinner with my parents and we got in the car and I said, oh my God, I forgot to pay. And dad goes to me, drive. And mum whacks him in the arm the way that parents do.

And she goes, Aysen, don't say that. That's such a dad thing to say, Aysen. Yeah, so I went back and paid. Oh, good. Straight away I went back and paid. But it's easily done, isn't it? Well, is it? Let's take some calls on it and find out.

Makes me feel better. Anyone out there else is an accidental criminal. Did you leave somewhere without paying the bill is an accidental criminal. Did you leave someone without paying the bill by accident? Yeah. Did you shoplift by accident?

I'm going to go back to this place. Sorry, I'm just also just like for myself, I'm going to go back to the place and buy all the rest

of the bags so that that artist You're going to overcompensate for it. Yeah. Yeah, right. Do an Instagram post for the bags

like a spawn post. Like, man, I love this bag. Three people will see it. Oh, right. Do an Instagram post for the bags, like a spawn post. Like, man, I love this bag. Three people will see it. Oh, $800,000 or you can text into 9696 to NAMNISTY

on accidental criminals. There are cops that listen to this show so we can keep your name out of it. Don't worry. Brianne Clint. We just realised,

we just found out live on air that Caitlin is an accidental criminal and the authorities have been informed She robbed a supermarket last night Oh, I did not, I accidentally took one of the reusable bags without paying for it Because I'd forgotten that I had it and it wasn't mine

One of the bougie ones too, not one of those black shitty ones I've actually, there's a text message that's come through, I'm very grateful for this text message To make it a criminal offence of theft there needs to be intent or dishonesty. If an item is taken by accident and you return to pay, there's no offence at all

At the time you discover your mistake, then choose not to rectify it. The offence is committed. You haven't returned to pay for it I am going to this afternoon We want to know this it, the offence is committed. You haven't returned to pay for it. I am going to this afternoon. We want to know this afternoon, when did you realise that you were an accidental criminal? Keyword being accidental. Victoria's caught up.

Hey, Vic. Hey, how's it going? Good. Can you make me feel better? Yeah, so I took a $20 ring from the warehouse accidentally. A $20 ring? Yeah, I was took a $20 ring from the warehouse accidentally. A $20 ring? Yeah, I was trying on two of them, and I decided that I want the purple one instead of the silver one.

He thought I wanted the silver one, so he gave it to me in a little bag, and I put the purple one on my finger, going, yep, this is the one. Got home, realized when I got home that night after they were to close that I had both rings, and went back to the next day and returned it. Don't help me now. Oh, you returned it. Okay, all right.

I was going to say a likely story. It sounds like you've rehearsed this. She's a jewellery thief. That's a big time thing. You pulled off a jewellery heist. You're like Rihanna in Ocean's 8. Okay, well done, Victoria. You did the right thing.

Congratulations. Unlike Caitlin. I'm going to. Arden is here. Hey, Arden. How's it going, bud? You're a real-life accidental criminal. I am, I am.

Very accidental. Okay, tell us what happened. Give us your testimony. So I went out shopping with my wife and a couple of our family members for our daughter, our firstborn daughter, and we are piling up the clothes on our push here. Yeah. with my wife and a couple of our family members for our daughter our firstborn daughter and we are piling up the clothes on the on our push here yeah we're just about to leave and my baby did a punami like she just went everywhere yeah i went out of the shop yeah yeah yeah

we didn't change her in the car yeah and then they all came down we jumped in and we left yeah you don't want to go back to anything after a punami, eh? No, no. It ruins the moment. I've got to clean that up. You've got to get out of there, yeah. Whatever buzz you were on, it's over. Right, okay, all right. So you left with what, a whole load of baby's clothes? I think it was about $150 to $106 worth of clothes. Wow. In the end.

Yeah, and did any of the clothes get punami on them? No, no, no, because they're all hanging on the back or underneath the push chair. Okay. So did you make up for your crime? Did you go back and pay? Yeah, when we got back to our home, we found them and then we just shopped straight back and paid for all the clothes. Good man.

Yeah. Good job. Definitely accidental. Yeah, right. Yeah. Honestly, parents can relate, bro. Anytime there's a... Yeah, yeah.

I reckon Poonami would hold up in court. Like, if you were in court for it and you, you know, Your Honour, I plead Poonami, he'd go, not guilty. They'd know. They'd know. Thanks, Arden. Let's go to Nick. Hey, Nick.

How's it going? Are you like Caitlin? You're an accidental criminal? Yeah, yeah. I went and bought a tin of paint that was worth about $200. Yeah. And they scanned it through as the colour, which is separate, at $2.

Right, okay. Did you know at the time what was happening? No, I didn't realise. My brother actually pointed it out to me as we left. Yeah. And did you go back and pay the extra $198? Ah, no. I spend enough money at that store, so nah.

Nah. Where can you buy Nutella and paint? What? Like the same store. Isn't there just like paint stores and then supermarkets? Like why are you buying paint and Nutella at the same store? Where did Nutella come from? He said it was a $2 Nutella.

No, what did you buy and see? No, it's a $2 colour. I thought you bought Nutella. I was like, why are you buying Nutella at the paint store? That was crazy. Oh, that might have hit him. Oh, Nick, don't name the store, mate. Oh, there's enough of them about.

You're going to prison. You're literally going to prison. I'm sorry. Oh, well. Oh, well's enough of them about. You're going to prison. You're literally going to prison. I'm sorry. Oh, well. Oh, well. That is not for Nutella.

Thanks for calling. It's a good question, though. Where could you buy Nutella and paint together?

I was like, why are you looking at me weird? That's a fair enough question. Brian Clint with Caitlin,

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Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint. With Caitlin filling in, that's Miley Cyrus and Midnight Sky. Your chance to guess ZM's secret sound is coming up at 5 o'clock. Plus, we've got the chance for you to play Google Down very shortly as well. Jacinda Ardern has announced something today that I'm very passionate about and also I know that you will be too, Clint, with a daughter and a wife. Period products will be rolled out for free at all New Zealand schools from June

in an effort to end period poverty. About time. Yeah, it's about time. We've all said why are they not subsidised? Yeah. Why? And this is the thing. Something that Jacinda Ardern did quote, young people should not miss out on the education because of something that is a normal part of life for half the population.

100%. The fact that people aren't able to go to school because they don't have period products when they're going through their period. Now, you might know this, but periods can last for up to five days. That means a whole week that a girl may not be going to school because she can't afford to buy the products. Yeah.

That makes her comfortable to do so. Also, they're not cheap. No. So this article I'm reading, they've said that it costs up to around $15.30 a month for tampons and pads. It can definitely be more than that. Yeah.

But also that's, and you might think, oh, $15, but that's $15 that you don't have to pay for as a male. No. But I mean, if you're deciding between whether you can afford to get Netflix at $15 a month, imagine you don't have the choice and you have to get this and you're born on a budget. And so you have to make that decision. It's good that the decision has been taken away for young people because you're right, it's a necessity.

It is. And again, half the population. So I just think this is fantastic. It's taken too long, but I'm glad that we got there you know what I think might be an unintentional side effect of this as well a positive is it's going to spark the conversation in schools which will mean the other side of the aisle the boys and the idea that periods are normal yeah might become like more of a conversation topic yeah you're right like it won't be this thing

that's hidden away in the shadows yeah and that is so taboo like it's just it's just weird that there's this thing

that happens that's totally natural and everyone's like don't talk about it don't talk to me about it it's funny because I still have lots of friends that are girls

that get grossed out about it which I know and I understand to an extent but it's like it is so normal. Yeah. Like we all get it.

Yeah. As females. That's great news. And it starts from when, June? June, this year. That's massive. In schools. I'm so excited about it.

I wonder what the government brand is. Or are they going to start their own? I don't know. Yeah. You know, are they going to splash out on, what are the fancy ones? I really hope that they- Are they going to go for the oi, the organic ones? No, because there's so many different types of period products.

You can get period undies, you can get pads, you can get tampons. Yeah. And you can get cups. So I'm not sure what they'll go with. Maybe a signature range. Who knows? Brie and Clint. Brie will be so upset that she's not here today because this is her favourite game, Google Down.

Yeah. She runs the game and there's always a gag about Google being down. Yeah. However, today, Google in Australia is basically down and taking everything down with it. Yeah. There's a huge controversy going over there at the moment between a war between the media agencies and Google.

Yeah. And Google has just gone, well, F you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're taking everything down. So today, Google's actually down. Google, are you down, down, down, down, well, F you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're taking everything down. So today, Google's actually down. Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell?

I think Google's actually... A quest to find New Zealand's greatest Googler. We do it every week. Usually we play against a listener. No lies. No one can get through at the moment to play because everyone's calling for the secret sound. Don't you know you can only call when the... You should just call when the activator plays.

Yeah, but they're getting in early. They're excited. Googled down sounds too much like secret sound. Do you think? Like Googled down, secret sound. Okay. So we're just going to play. And in a cruel blow,

the greatest Googler in the team, Anastasia, who hasn't lost a game this year, is being forced to run the game. So you can't play today. No, I like this. I like being on the other side. You want to be in charge? Yeah, I like being in charge. Okay.

Caitlin, it's you versus me versus producer Ben. Okay. And because Caitlin's new, I thought it'd be nice for me to run the game so that I don't beat her every time. Like this is giving her a better chance. That's very generous of you. All right. So sucky. Look at her. I, this is giving her a better chance. That's very generous of you. All right. So sarcastic.

Look at her. I love this game. I'm so excited. Okay, I'm scared. All right. Question number one. Is everyone ready? And today our devices will be our phones.

Oh. Thank God. Caitlin doesn't have a very fast laptop. My laptop's from 2001. Okay, cool. So, Caitlin, Anastasia's going to read out a question. No, it's not. It's from Anastasia's going to read out a question. No, it's not.

It's from 2012. She's going to read out a question. As soon as you know the answer, call it out. Sorry, real quick. The last thing I Googled was how do you make

mashed potatoes out of crisps? Okay, let's go for it, Anastasia. Question number one. What is the capital of Kazakhstan? How do you spell it?

Okay. Oh. Can't say it. North Sultan. You are correct, Clint. Yes. Oh, but I had it first. But I said it first.

Oh, you have to go first. I thought you went around the circle. Okay, I know how to play now. Yeah, go. Quick. Come on. Okay. Question number two.

What is Barack Obama's middle name? Hussein. That's correct. Clint, you are smashing it. I didn't even find it. It came from my memory, that one. Oh, nice. That's actually how Clint normally gets points.

It's not from his Googling. It's a genuine... Are you saying that he's really smart? Are you quite bright? Not about useful stuff, though. Okay, I can win the game here. Nice. Question number three.

What is the German word for bread? Oh, no, that doesn't make sense. I was going to say bakery. Brotzeit. It's brot, but I would take brotzeit. Yeah, because no one else came up with anything, and that's, you know... Okay, you're in the game, Caitlin.

You've got one point. Caitlin's here to play. How are you, Ben? You doing well back there? Yeah, I'm fine. Perfect. Yeah, I'm fine. Good to hear.

Question number four. What is the population of Namibia? My fingers don't work fast enough. 2.495. 2.495. I'm going to give that to Ben. Well done. Jeepers, this game is evening5. I'm going to give that to Ben. Well done. Jeepers, this game is evening out.

I'm meant to have won by now. Well, you haven't. Oh, yeah, that's right. So, go Caitlin and Ben. I'm proud of you guys. Thank you. How heavy are female African bush elephants? Oh.

That was female. No, that doesn't make sense. Female African bush elephants. 6,300 kilometres. 11 tonnes. Kilometres. Sorry. Between 6 and 800,000 pounds.

That's correct. Between 6,000 and 8,000 pounds. Oh, tie break. Slow and steady wins the race. Okay. At this rate, Ben's out of the game. Yeah, I'll stay over here. We've got sudden death between Clint and Caitlin.

I should have gone off the work Wi-Fi. Now this one, it's a bit of a topical one today. How many people are on Facebook? I saw people wrong. Are on. 2.8 billion. Congrats, Clint. You've won.

Google down. Well done. Ben was right. The trip was getting off the work Wi-Fi. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I should not have done that. Congrats, mate. Thank you. it's the first came up one

this year. That was really fun. And you did pretty good for someone on an iPhone 6. Hey, yeah. Do I still work? Here's a question for you. When you meet Mr. or Mrs. Wright, Mr. or Miss Wright, how long would

you like to have known them before they Proposed to you Okay because I've got a story about a very Short proposal right But I don't know maybe this is just my definition Of short maybe this is the perfect length of time For other people how long did you know Lucy Um we were in the same

Friend group before we got together yeah And so we probably knew each Other for about five years okay Oh we got together. And so we probably knew each other for about five years. We were together for like three years before I proposed, I think. So longer. Ages. Years. So back when I, well, because I'm

turning 31 this year and I'm still very single. And back when I made a plan for myself when I was like 22, I was like, right, I'm going to get married when I'm 27. You know, how you do all of that. So back in the day, I would have been like three years before I got engaged. Now it's like maybe a year.

I probably would like to know them for a year. The time frame's shortened. Yeah. Do you want a long engagement? I don't really care. Just, okay. Just whatever. I'm not really, as a marriage celebrant, I'm not really all that fussed on the wedding. I like it to be like a big party rather than.

An actual ceremony. Yeah, like we spend money on the people rather than. So I guess what it comes down to is how long do you think you need to get to know the person before you feel like you know the real them and you go, okay, I can commit to you for life. Okay, if I had to, it would be like maybe nine months. Nine months? You could do it in nine months.

Eight months, yeah. Not even a full four seasons. You don't know what they're like in autumn. What if they're really horrible during winter? What if they wear bright colours during autumn? Okay, nine months for you. This is a story about a woman in Cardiff who has written about a guy who proposed to her after one date.

But I'll give you the details and you tell me if you think that she could have got to know him well enough to accept his proposal. Okay. Because she said yes. Okay. She's accepted it. Yeah. So she met him on the apps.

Yeah. And, but they're in lockdown. So they decided to have a virtual date before they met up. They did a FaceTime date and it went really well. The first date went till three o'clock in the morning. Romance. They just talked. Just talking and talking and talking.

After that, they messaged and FaceTimed nonstop for three weeks. They still couldn't meet up, which would really build tension, wouldn't it? It would. That's quite romantic, actually. And then the lockdown eased, and so they could meet. Okay. They went casual. They had a date.

They went for a walk around the park together. Okay. It must be quite different being in person than being online. It would be so, the pressure would be crazy. Yeah. Because you'd find out how tall you actually are. Oh, yeah. They'd find out what the bottom half of you looks like.

And if they like smell or... All of that. Yeah. Walk around the park. So that's their first real date. Oh, yeah. They'd find out what the bottom half of you looks like. And if they like smell or... All of that. Yeah. Walk around the park. So that's their first real date. Then they go, okay, that went well. Let's have another date. And on the second date,

they went for a picnic and he proposed. And she said yes. That's the thing though as well. She's obviously very smitten by him. And you wouldn't want to be like, oh, sorry, because that would put him off. Yeah, but at the same time, how do you know that it's not the infatuation stage? You know the difference between love and lust? Like, haven't you had a guy that you've been totally obsessed with?

Yeah, like every day. But then it fades a week later. Imagine if you'd married that guy. Yeah. It if you'd married that guy. Yeah. That's, it's ballsy. Do you think that she could have got enough? Well, I don't know. You don't know.

We have to see if they're still together. Do they get married? They haven't got married yet. Okay. But they're going to get married. Maybe. We need to believe in love. Love is beautiful.

Yeah, sometimes it can. We want to know from you guys this afternoon. On 0800 dials at M, did you have a really short proposal? Carl's already called up. Hey, Carl. Hi. How short was your proposal? Four hours.

Wait. You proposed to someone after four hours? Yeah. Did she say yes or he say yes? Yes. Yeah. We are married now. We've been married for a year. Are you kidding?

And we have a baby on the way as well. Oh, Carl. Wow, you must be really charming for someone to say yes after four hours. Yeah, it was actually even more stranger than that. It was we didn't even get to see each other until the weekend. Of the wedding? No, of afterwards. So we did it on a Tuesday night,

and it was a four-hour conversation, basically like a blind date. Yeah. And then we went to the movies that weekend, and then we finally met each other. And then you proposed to her. That's mental. Okay, Carl set the bar really high.

But we'll take any kind of short proposal, okay? It doesn't have to be less than four hours. If you think the amount of time you knew them before they proposed was short, the other bit is you don't have to have said yes. That might have been way too creepy for you. I'm real pissed at Carl and his wife because it's so unfair.

0800 dials at M or text us on 9696. We want to know about your short proposal time frame. Brie and Clint. A woman in Wales has written about how she accepted a proposal after one full date. That's it. She'd zoomed

the guy. Yeah. And they'd chatted on the apps, but they only met up once. And then the second time they met up, he said, do you want to marry me? And apparently it was that casual. They were having a picnic. And he goes, do you want to marry me?

And she said, yeah. Yeah, let's do it. And he goes, cool, let's go for a swim. Back here in New Zealand, someone met, had one date, moved in together a week later, two months after they were engaged. That's so Kiwi to move in together straight away. Got married at 11 months together.

And to celebrate our 19th anniversary, we have been together for almost 20 years. Wow. That's beautiful. So you guys would have been married before your first relationship anniversary. That's incredible. Well, great. I'm glad that it worked out You're an inspiration

Lydia's here, hey Lydia Hi Did you receive a very early proposal? Yes, two weeks Two weeks? Who was this guy? Hopefully your husband No, not anymore

Oh, sorry Sorry Lydia Let's go back to the start Did you say yes? Yes I did No, not anymore. Oh, sorry. Sorry, Lydia. No, no. Okay, let's go back to the start. Did you say yes? Yes, I did. Yeah. Did you follow through and get married?

Yeah. Yeah. We got married after a year and a half. We were married for three years. And do you wish you hadn't said yes? Yes and no. No, I think I grew up as a person, so I don't wish I hadn't said yes. But I think on the basis of getting to know someone,

I definitely think there are some key things that you learn after being single for a couple of years' time. Yeah. That you certainly don't know early on. Yeah. And apparently going into a lockdown too, apparently that changes things for people's relationships. Totally.

Yeah. Yeah, you won't want to marry someone now until you've been locked down with them for a month because you can't really know a person. No. Until you've seen them hoard toilet paper. So Chelsea's here. Hey, Chelsea.

Hello. Hello. Yours wasn't a short proposal so much as a short turnaround between the- Engagement. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So how long were you guys engaged for? About three days. My partner, we'd been together for about just coming up two years,

and he proposed to me while we were at Senada after a five-course meal, so obviously I was going to be happy and would say yes. Because you were full. Yeah. Yeah. And then about five minutes after I'd kind of approached him that we were engaged, he told me that the wedding was on the Saturday. He'd already planned the wedding.

Because I was going to say. He'd already planned the wedding. He took my parents, organized my maid of honor, organized a house, quite a special house for us for our venue. Oh, my God. Good friend just happens to be a celebrant, and he was in Dunedin for the weekend, so he married us. Wow.

Yeah, he kind of said, I've got to go back to work now, so you have to do the rest, which was easy enough. Was it romantic? Was it as romantic as it sounds, or do you kind of wish you'd had a bit more input into the day? Because I know the girls like to have their particular things. Sometimes it's just too stressful. Oh, right.

No, I honestly couldn't have done it any other way. Like, I think it was just the perfect way to do it. There was no time to think about any of the little things. Who picked your wedding dress? My mum. I just bought a dress that was nice, like apricot orange. Something I can wear again. Chelsea, you're killing me.

It was so unprofessional. Yeah. I I was like I'm not going to wear white you know Incredible That's one of the most romantic things that we've ever heard Yeah and I was on my weekend so it means we always get to celebrate with a long weekend which will be nice

I'm also with this text that said four hours I'm still waiting after eight years. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Do you want to swap jobs for a wee bit, mate?

I think I'm dehydrated. That's actually a real problem. You should have some water. Okay, let's push ahead. I'll deal with my own hydration in a second. This is where you figure out what was number one on your 16th birthday, and then we play the best one of the three that we get. We'll start with Alicia.

Hey, Alicia. Hi, how's it going? Hi, Alicia. When's your birthday? It's 11th of October, 1989. Okay, so that means on the 11th of October in 2005, on your 16th birthday, this was topping the chart. The original Rihanna banger.

Do you like it, Alina? Yeah, I'm pretty happy with that. It's pretty good, eh? Yeah. Pretty good. Okay, cool. Wait there. Let's It's a jam. Okay, cool. Wait there. Let's get one from Riley.

Hey, Riley. G'day. How you going? Good, thanks, Phil. Good, good, good, good. Good, good. When's your birthday, Riley? 3rd of January, 2002.

Ooh, little baby. 3rd of January, 2018 when you were 16. This is your song. Baby, I'm dancing in the dark 18, when you were 16, this was your song. A real Ed Sheeran punisher for you. I'm sorry, Riley. I didn't mean to call you little baby. You're just young.

You've got a very deep voice for a young man. Do you like your birthday bag, Riley? Yeah, it's a little classic from a chance. He's young. You've got a very deep voice for a young man. Yeah. Do you like your birthday bag, Riley? Yeah, it's a little classic from a chair. Oh, you like it. Okay, that's good. That's good. I just find some of the slower stuff can begin to grate sometimes,

but I mean, you don't have to listen to it 19 times a day by working at a top 40 radio station. So it's probably perfectly fine for you. Exactly. Okay, great. Great stuff. Okay, wait there. Let's get Renee on. Hi, Renee. Hi. Okay, great. Great stuff. Okay, wait there. Let's get Renee on. Hi, Renee.

Hi. Hi, Renee. When's your birthday? 7th of October, 1982. Okay, on the 7th of October in 1998, when you were 16, this was the number one song. Yes, Renee.

Renee. That's iconic. That's pretty cool. That's iconic. That's an absolute banger. That's my vote. It is. It's mine too. Yes.

Let's do it. Renee, you just won birthday banger with a clean sweep. Woo! Oh, nice. Congratulations. Thank you. Here we go. From what year was it, Caitlin?

1998. Bro. Nice. Here's five ones at him Now, now, now, now, now You got to keep it real You got to keep it raw I'm lyrically black, so don't try to ignore Time for some action, creeping up your back Keep the beat nasty like jelly, my reaction Hard, I'm addicted, better like your kids Coming to your area, you don't know what you're missing

Go to your family, here comes the enemy Blowing up this pop, take remedy Everybody get up One, two, three You're throwing up the spot, take remedy Everybody get up, sing it 2, 1, 2, 3, 4 5 will make you get down now Baby bring it on, bring it on down Everybody get up, sing it

2, 1, 2, 3, 4 5 will make you get down now 5 will make you get down Keep on, keep on moving on Keep on, keep on moving on Keep on, keep on moving on I'll be the resident president, I'm the fifth element Jimmy Floss, Stukastone, Cold Tam Enough, better get together, put your hands in the sky Stick them up, punk, hit them low, hit them high

No, I'm the bad boy that you invite for dinner Ain't got no manners, cause I eat with my fingers Lost boys terrorize the neighborhood Outro Music 3, 2, 1, GO! 5, we'll make you get down now Baby, bring it on, bring it on down Everybody get up, yeah 3, 2, 1, GO! 5, we'll make you get down now You know we're not down yet Everybody better recognize We got the funky round

Keep it together, baby, don't even try to organize We be the roughnecks No concept, no business We here to get that And make them grab you by your biscuits So everybody, anybody, somebody Put your ass together, represent like John Gotti Parasite, the grandma forgets

The party's on the get it, with the heavy class I'm buggy, hit it with the hooligan truck I know you wanna stand up, so baby jump Everybody get up, sing it I'm on it, yeah, yeah Five will make you get down now I get on down Everybody get up, sing it

I will make you get down now Everybody get up, sing it I will make you get down now. I will make you get down now. Everybody get up. Yeah. I will make you get down now. Bring it on.

Bring it on now. Everybody get up. Yeah. I will make you get down now. See you, Dave. ZM. Brian Clint with Caitlin. That's the winner of Birthday Banger from Five. Who Anastasia, producer Anastasia, did not know who they were. No, we don't want you to talk.

I know this one. No, Anastasia, you're cancelled. This isn't the one with Robbie Williams, is it? No! Oh, my God. Yesterday she didn't know Guy Sebastian Angels brought me here. Today you don't know five. It'd be funny if it didn't make us seem so old.

I know, that's why I'm annoyed at you. We're laughing at you, but really, the joke's on us. Bree and Clint. The joke's on us. I said before that I might be about to rock your hair care world this afternoon. And I only say that because it rocked mine. Right. What do you do in the way of hair care at the moment, Clint? Shampoo. I'm weaning myself off head and shoulders.

Oh, yeah. Because I think I'm addicted. Yeah. And it's quite good. And I also don't think I need it. No, yeah. Because I think I'm addicted. Yeah. And it's quite good. And I also don't think I need it. No. I think I've fallen into a trap. Yeah.

It was Eva Longoria. Don't you only use it when you've got dandruff? Yeah, but I've been using it every day. Right. Okay. And there's lots of palm oil in it. So I'm trying to get off it. Oh, yeah.

I'm now using a, oh, this is very boring, but I'm now using a shampoo bar. Mm. Nice. Anyway, not about me. This is a tweet that a hairdresser has put out and it is breaking the internet because she's revealed something

that a lot of people didn't realise about hair care and washing your hair specifically. Yeah. Is she telling us not to wash it because I actually really can't do that. No, she's not saying don't wash it. No. For the record, Felicity Nicole is not famous. She's not endorsing a product or anything here.

She's just a regular hairdresser who's put something up on Twitter and it's blown up. Okay. So here it is. I'm going to read it to you and you tell me if this is as mind-blowing for you as it is for me. Okay. She wrote,

So it has come to my attention that not everybody knows this. So here is my hairdresser tip of the day. You need to shampoo your hair two times when you have a shower. Twice. You need to wash your hair twice when you wash it. I had heard that. What? I actually think I read it.

I think it is on the back of some shampoo bottles. Yeah, but I thought that was just for marketing. I mean, I definitely don't do that. What was her reasoning? Okay, so she said the first time, the first wash will cleanse the hair of all the oils and products that are in there. Yeah.

And the second time, the shampoo can actually do what it's intended to do for your hair and get in there and clean it. And she's not trying to sell the shampoo can actually do what it's intended to do for your hair and get in there and clean it. And she's not trying to sell the shampoo. She's not endorsing anything. She's only got 300 Twitter followers. Who has that much time, though?

To double shampoo. To double shampoo, yeah. Well, it takes you guys a long time, doesn't it? What if you use lots of shampoo in the first go? Just do it like a double shampoo. Double dose. Shock dose it like a green pool. And then because you know you have to wait for the conditioner

to kind of seep in for it to work. She also said, as far as the treatment goes, and this might save you some time, she said when you're washing your hair, you should only apply shampoo to the scalp and then when you rinse, it will run through the middle and the ends of your hair. So just work it into the scalp.

Yeah, okay. This is buzzy to me because I was just going, and then just go, and then rinsing it straight out. With lots of hair as well, that's good. That's actually really good. Yeah. So it blew my mind.

You already knew it. Well, yeah. Ben, you don't wash your hair, do you? No, I can't remember the last time I've done it. Really? Your hair's so nice. Yeah. You must have gone past that stage.

It's now self-cleaning. Yeah. He is that person that they talk about. You are. You're that annoying person. There you go. Double dip. Double dip your hair.

Double dip. Bree and Clint. Remember Judge Judy? This is Judge Judy. She is a 2000 TV icon. She's still going too. She was mean. Do you reckon she was mean?

Yeah. Was she mean or was she straight up? Well, she was just like, I'm not talking to you. It's your turn. Yeah, but didn't she straight up? Well, she was just like, I'm not talking to you. It's your turn. Yeah, but didn't she just do it with people who needed it? Who were being... Probably. The people that were in court.

She's like, you stole this woman's car. Shut up. Yeah, true, true. Fun fact, Judge Judy is in its 25th season. Are they still going? It's still going. The show makes her, Judy, $47 million a year. Wow. And this season,

the 2021 season, will be the final season of Judge Judy. The 21st season? No. The 21 season? The 2021. Oh, the 2021. I thought you were calling the 21st season the 21 season? No. Okay, gotcha. I'm on the

road to... She's had a woman appear on the final season? No. Okay, gotcha. I'm on the road to, yeah. She's had a woman appear on the final season who has a very unfortunate name. Are you going to, oh, Ben's getting ready to show me. Yeah, don't bring it up just yet, Ben. Are we allowed to say the name? Yes.

Okay. It'll be okay to say it. She, just to give you some background, the lady is on there. She's the defendant and she's been accused of a dodgy kitten sale, from what I can tell. Maybe the kittens weren't pure

breeds when they were promised to be. I don't know the actual details. But her name is unfortunate, but it has nothing to do with cats. It's not like Pussy Galore or something. From James Bond. Yes, yes. From James Bond. Yes, yes. From James Bond.

Does Judge Judy have to say her name quite a bit? Like, does the name keep coming up? Good point. I don't know. I've only seen a screenshot from the episode. But I can't imagine Judy would have brushed over her name. Right. So her last name is Methvin.

Like the place. Like the place. Methvin. And her first name's Crystal. Crystal Methvin. Sold kitten to plaintiff. It's so intense. It's one of the names that if that's not her maiden name

and she married a guy called Methvin. Yeah. And she took that name. What are you doing? But what were her parents doing? No, she might be Crystal Janison. And she met Dave Methvin and they got married and she decided to take his name. What's she doing, Crystal?

What's she doing? Selling dodgy kittens, actually. Anyway, that's on an upcoming episode of Judge Judy. Sorry spoiler alert. Oh yeah. I won't tell you the outcome. I told you I know what's hot on the gram. I know what's popping off.

Daddy Clint with the goods. That's right. I'm a trendsetter. You know what's safe. I know what's flex right now. And I've got an account for you to follow and I said to you this account could be good for your health to follow actually as hidden. I'm a trendsetter. You know what's safe. I know what's flex right now. And I've got an account for you to follow. And I said to you, this account could be good for your health to follow, actually, as well. I'm all about those. So the account that you should be following right now is the official Pfizer vaccine New Zealand account.

Oh, okay. Now, remind me how to spell Pfizer. P is, yeah, good. This is a hard one. This is what's going to limit its followers, actually. Oh, wait. Are you like hashtag spawn for them? No.

Okay, cool. No, no, no. This is hashtag not spawn. Not sponsored. Okay, cool. Pfizer. P-F-I-Z-E-R vaccine. V-A-C-C-I-N-E.

I know how to spell vaccine. Thank you. Not everyone does. Okay, okay. N-N-Z. Okay. I can't find it. Don't worry. I everyone does. Okay, okay. N-N-Z. Okay? I can't find it. Don't worry, I've got it up on the screen for you to see.

The first picture that the vaccine put up was when it arrived in New Zealand on a Singapore Airlines flight. Yay! Yay, and it said, New Zealand, hashtag travel bug, hashtag vacation mode, hashtag Tamaki Makoto. From there, the Pfizer vaccine has documented its trip around New Zealand. It went to Wellington and met Mittens the cat.

Wow. Okay. Interesting. Why? Mittens the cat. Yeah. Do you know about Mittens the cat? No.

Mittens the cat's an icon. Is that just Sandra Ardern's cat? No, that was Paddles. Paddles got hit by a car. Who's Mittens? Mittens is Wellington's most famous cat Mittens got nominated

For New Zealander of the Year Is this when I've been away Doing nursing? Yeah Okay Oh cute The Pfizer vaccine Went to Hobbiton

Oh my god Yeah The Pfizer vaccine Went to Wanaka It's the Put the vial Yeah and they went to Roy's Peak Oh wow The Pfizer vaccine Went to Wanaka. It's to put the vial. Yeah, and they went to Roy's Peak.

Oh, wow. The Pfizer vaccine's been to the L&P bottle. Controversially, the Pfizer vaccine went to Rotorua and went to the hot pools. Now, we all know the Pfizer vaccine has to be kept at, like, negative 70 degrees. I'm going to say, they haven't had this refrigerated. No, and so the Pfizer vaccine captioned this photo,

this place was absolutely beautiful, but no, no, no. Far too hot for me and my active ingredient. I love it. The Pfizer vaccine's also been in Lake Pukaki, where it said, this is much more my preferred temperature. And look, it's just really living its best life, the Pfizer

vaccine. It's been up the gondola. Most recently it was seen tandem skydiving. Oh my God. Over the South Island. Oh, there's two of them in that one. Yeah, so it's good to see the Pfizer vaccine is living its best life while it's here. Hopefully it gets into some people's body first

because the rollout starts on Saturday. So this is just what the Pfizer vaccine is doing before it ends up inside of you. Just having a wee quick holiday before it goes. Yeah. And I mean, that's good to do because there's very few countries in the world where you can travel so freely. Yes. So if you've got a new Pfizer vaccine.

And we're lucky to have it here in New Zealand. I can't wait to get it. I can't wait for him to be in me. And that's where we'll end. That's all. Stop, I reckon Ha ha ha ZM's Free and Clint The podcast

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