ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 18th January 2021

Episode Date: January 18, 2021

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Ahem, hello everybody. We're back! Back, bitches! The podcast is back, you bitches. It's Britney, bitch! How you going? Did you miss us? People have been messaging me, asking me a lot, when's the podcast coming back?

Okay, there was like two people. Yeah, same. So that's four? Yeah, that's four. Might have been the same person They could have been They could have been Double teaming us

Same people Anyone Ben anyone message you About the podcast Nah Nah okay Yeah alright Nice

Anastasia anyone message you About the podcast No one really messages me In general Yeah right Anyway it's back So Keep what you wish for

It's back Quick whip around the room Who And I know the answer to this I'm just wondering If we've got consensus Who got the best tan Over the break

It's Anastasia It's Anastasia Easily Easily Because she's the youngest So she's the dumbest Yeah No

I've been blocking out I told you To keep your face Out of the sun There's nothing blocked up about you. Your face looks tan. You look like late season David Hasselhoff. Do you want to end up leathery?

No, Brie, I listened to your advice and was blocking up a lot. You need to cover your face. No, I do. You're going to look like an old saddle when you turn 35. With a T-shirt. No, I've got a bucket hat. I wish I could go back to my 23-year-old self and tell myself that. Do you, Clint?

No, because I've never had a tan. You've never had a tan? No, I don't tan. Like I just burn and peel. This may come to a surprise to some people, but my Italian heritage, I go quite tan. Yeah. I'm going to do a DNA test on Tui to see if she's Italian. She's quite tan.

She's tanning up. She looks like Anastasia. With sunscreen. She's not that leathery. No, it's because she's young and dumb. None of this is burnt. This is just natural. Sun blocked up. No burn. I'm going to buy you a flap

cap. Some people just tan. Some people just naturally you gotta be in the sun for that i have not burnt what's a flat what's a flat cap is that to stop your flaps getting burnt yeah good question a flap cap you kind of sit it on the top of your flaps and it just keeps you yeah oh my god have you ever had a sunburnt vagina. I have. How? Wait, stop. Stop. How? Do you go to a no beach? No, I was in a tanning bed. Oh.

And it was a stand-up one, so you actually didn't lay on it. And to be honest, it was the first and only time I ever went to one because they are so bad. Yeah, you can't judge me now. And to be honest, I got burnt and my vagina had never seen the sun before. And because there's no hair on there, it just got burnt to a cinder. Hot pussy. Yeah. I could smell burnt pubes.

It was that bad. Can someone cancel this break? Hot pussy. No, it's not a break. Tamale. Cancel this conversation. That's a spicy burrito. This conversation's a prank.

No, and it peeled. Oh, no. Now this conversation's a prank No, and it peeled Oh no, now this conversation's Nah, you can't talk Have you guys ever had a sunburn in a really awkward place? Have you ever had burnt your ass? I've had the bottom of my feet burnt before Oh, that's horrible Have you ever burnt the part in your hair?

Nah, because I stopped parting my hair in 1998 I always block my hair part The part in your hair Nah because I stopped Parting my hair in 1998 So I always block my hair part so I part my hair Yeah but you're a lady Okay I'm talking about Okay

You didn't know me in 1998 I had Do boys not part their hair No we did in 1998 Oh right I had a centre part Down the middle of my hair I've seen the picture

Curtains And an undercut Because I wanted to look like The guy on Party of Five Unreal No you looked more like the Backstreet Boy, Nick. What's his name?

That's not an insult, baby. Aaron Carter. That's what I would have been going for. You look like the younger brother, Aaron Carter. Nick Carter. No, Aaron Carter. Which is the one that did crack?

Aaron Carter. A pre-crack. Actually, actually. For that pre-crack Aaron Carter. No, we don't know if he did crack. He says he didn't do meth. So does Charlie Sheen. That's true. He says he didn't do meth. So does Charlie Sheen. That's true.

He says he didn't, okay? You're always seeing the good in people. Huh? You're always seeing the good in people. Yeah, well, you take them for their word. Try to. Say something nice about Anastasia's tan. I am actually, like, as someone who hasn't had a tan for a long, long time,

I'm actually really jealous, but then I'm also like, put some sunscreen on. She looks Portuguese. Honest to God. How did you get so brown? You're Dutch. There's literally like a white bikini outline. It's very... Just around her areolas.

She lived at the beach. To be fair, she lived at the beach. Did a lot of beach shopping. See, I spent a lot of time at the beach, but I put so much sunscreen on, I don't get tanned. I blocked up. I did remember listening to you. What SPF? Oh, like we're talking

max 75. Wait, they sell 75? That's how you know she's lying. No, you guys know that 50 is not even that great. Remember when it used to, hey Clint, actually. Don't lecture us on sunscreen, Danny Tanner. You guys won't used to, hey Clint, actually. Don't lynch your ass on sunscreen, Denny Tanner.

You guys won't know this, but Clint, do you remember when SPF 15 was a thing? Yeah. And then everyone was like, no, you can't use 15, you've got to use 30. Yeah, 30's the new 15. And then 50 was the new 30. And then apparently 75 is the new 50. Wait, I'm pretty sure my mum

uses 100. No way. Eventually we'll just slather yoga on ourselves and call it a day. 100%. Okay, so I'm looking here. Who wants the great yogurt? I'll put some on your back for you. You can get really normal. ESPF 100 is normal, like Neutrogena, Hawaiian Boat,

they all sell ESPF 100s. What about all the crazy stories that have come out in the last however many years where it's like cancer council approved and then it comes out that it's actually like milk. It's like rubbing your body with milk. Also, sunscreen chat. I bought sunscreen over summer, like a one litre thing of sunscreen. Did you use all of it? No.

I realised when I bought it, I don't think I've ever bought sunscreen before. I don't know where all the sunscreen in my life has come from, but I don't ever remember buying it because I know I would have bought it if I realised how expensive it was. Sunscreen is so friggin' expensive. The best place to get it is from other when you go to the beach and then

like your friend's sunscreen just goes missing but you just take it out. Anyone who's got kids, just hang around them because they've always got sunscreen. Also, a tip. I don't think that aerosol sunscreen is a thing. I can vouch for that. One day in Piha. That's the day I got burnt.

Doesn't work. No. I don't think so. How's this beach chat going for all our UK-based and East Coast American-based podcasters? Thinking of you guys, especially the ones in lockdown at the moment Yeah that's fucked And the Americans who When we watch the news at the moment here in New Zealand

Oh god I feel for the It feels like we're watching an episode of the Hunger Games Yeah Like it's set in the future And people have lost their minds They literally stormed the capital like they did On the Hunger Games I mean you know who lives in America Katniss Everdeen People have lost their minds. They literally stormed the Capitol like they did on the Hunger Games.

I mean, you know who lives in America? Katniss Everdeen. Exactly. But she's in LA. I mean, I'm expecting her to come out at some point and kick some ass. She didn't arrow through Donald Trump's head. I freaking love her, eh? She's such a rad bitch.

Katniss or the woman who plays Katniss? Jennifer Lawrence Yeah What's she been up to lately She's just chilling She's just hanging out Her and Adele probably have been hanging out Her and Kris Jenner They're funny together

She got drunk in her closet once Haven't we all And all of the kids are like Jennifer's age And they're like, up to? She's like, I'm just living my life. I've got drunk. You didn't come to this party. And I think Ben was there, but you weren't working for us yet.

It was with Ellie. When Ross, me and like six other people, we all got into my closet at that place at Grey Lynn and we all got drunk in my closet. It was after the survey results. Yeah. Tui was real young. I didn't come out. You didn't miss much. that place at Gray Lynn and we all got drunk in my closet. Oh, it was after the survey results. Yeah, until he was real young. It didn't come out.

You didn't miss much. It was a weird night. Yeah, it sounded weird. And then that other, I'm not going to mention her name, but she decided she would have a bath as the party was happening. And so this woman, who's hilarious, she ran a bath in my room and then had a bath as we were having a party at my flat. Wait, I'm going to turn the mic off. What's the name?

I need to get a last name. Hang on. Buzzy. Yeah. It was so funny. I was like, what do you have to do? Was she steamed? Yes.

Yeah, that's it. Yeah, right. But she's like, no no i think it was because she because i had an amazing bath in that apartment and she was like that bath looks so good it was such a bath naked bath no she wasn't naked when i when i got in there what she wasn't she had bra and undies on yeah but she was on her way she was on her way. She was on her way. She just wanted to swim. Oh, speaking of, here's an interesting topic. I went to Akaroa on the weekend and we went swimming with the dolphins. Oh, yeah.

Did you get dolphins? Amazing experience. Because sometimes you go out, you don't get dolphins. They're quite shy. So we did swim with them. They didn't spend heaps and heaps of time with us, which is fine. Yeah. But we did see quite a lot of them

they're amazing like they're the smaller dolphin they're really rare anyway afterwards so there was probably about six or seven ladies slash younger girls on the trip and then there was like however many males um but after the trip we all went into the communal change room yeah and this hasn't happened to me for a long time, but we were faced with, do you shower nude in the public showers? Were the men in there? No, just the ladies.

No, obviously it'd be a no if the men were in there. Yeah. What did you do? Because I know exactly the answer. What did you do? Yeah, I want to know what you guys do. No, I want to know what to know what you did no all right we'll tell you um leave your undies on it's not the 90s it's not the 80s it's not the 70s leave your undies on what and top off oh no top top top part of your undies leave your bra and undies on yeah oh okay you're just rinsing

salt water i thought you just meant just leave your under like your bottoms on and take your top off what would you do? Ben? I had a question. Were you wearing a wetsuit for this? Yes, over the top of bathers. Oh, then you definitely just would have kept it on. Yeah, just showering your toes. Yeah, you definitely would have kept it on. It would be weird if you took that off.

Did you get nude? Yeah, I got full nude. Oh, man. No, of course I didn't. You know me. I'm not a naked person. No. But there was a woman in there Who decided to go for them

Over 40? Yes That's the difference Why is that the difference? I don't know It's a generational thing And I think it's older than 40 I think it's like 45, 50

No no she wasn't that old Really? No But she was European How do you know how old she was? Did you count the rings? Nice. Yeah, when she bent over.

Yeah, that's a no from me on that one. Yeah, I find that because I haven't had to do that in such a long time. It's a sports thing. No, but I played so much sport. I know, I know. And any team you're in, the benchmark is set. You know whether you're a naked team or a not naked team. Yeah.

And it's weird when a new person joins the team. And they're not that. And they're... Because we were not a naked team. And they were a naked person. And they're a naked one. And they're like, all right, fellas, hit the showers. Hit the towel off, dicks out.

And you're like, oh, you're going to be so uncomfortable and we all come in in our undies man see but i feel like you know it is a good thing that if you do have some sort of experience like that growing up so then you know what the opposite or the same sex uh appendages look like and how they all come in totally totally and because of that. And because of that, none of us know. The only thing we've got to go off is porn. Yeah. So are you telling me you have never seen another penis? Of course I have. In real life?

No, no. Of course. Yeah, of course I have. In real life you've seen one. People do nudie runs. Okay. Have you ever seen one and thought to yourself, oh, that kind of looks like mine? Nah.

Or when you saw it. Nah, every single one I've ever seen I've always gone They're all so different Yeah No that's accurate They're all so different So different

And the same goes for females I reckon Ben do you want to Do you want to do a show and tell? I haven't seen one for ages Do you reckon all bumholes are the same? I wouldn't say so I'd say they're pretty different Have you looked at your bumhole in the mirror? Yeah Have different. Have you looked at your bum hole in the mirror?

Yeah. Have you? Have you looked at your bum hole in the mirror, Ben? No. Anastasia, have you looked at your bum hole in the mirror? I've got a bum hole question. I had to check for a hemorrhoid once. Why do people get their bum holes bleached?

Because no one, like, so for a lady, you don't want a hairy asshole. So it looks cleaner. Does it get rid of the hair? No, but it makes it look like you don't have any hair. Yeah, but also, this is my understanding of it. If you're a guy and you have a darker anus, it can look dirty. Like poo, yeah. Yeah, you lighten it up.

So you lighten it so it looks cleaner. Why do they call it the brown eye? It gives the illusion that. Because brown stuff comes from there. Is that why or is it because it's brown? And I think because men's anuses are darker. I don't know. Is it?

I don't know. Because it? I don't know. Because I think ladies' inusses are quite pink. Okay. Anyway, finish the round the room. You've looked at your bumhole in the mirror. Ben? No. Anastasia?

You've never looked? No, I haven't. I've looked. Have you? Yeah. I've had to check for anything. It's hard to see. It's quite hard to get down there.

It'd be a case of me taking a photo with my phone and then looking at it. Do you want to do that when we do the show and tell? I'll take your photo, you take my photo. That's so weird because that's exactly what I did. Remember last year when I cut my butthole shaving? Yeah, you'd have to take a photo. There's no other way. Because I was going to get laser hair removal and they do the whole lot.

Yeah. And I was like, oh, now the laser hair removal lady's going to see. Yeah. And I had to see how bad it was. Your butthole lot. Yeah. And I was like, oh, now the laser hair removal lady's going to see. Yeah. I had to see how bad it was. Your butthole scar. Yeah. And then she accidentally uploaded it to Snapchat. No, she didn't.

I did not. She didn't. It's in the cloud. I did not. And also, you guys should have a look. You should know what your body looks like. I'm never looking again. I've seen it once.

It's not pretty. I've got no interest in ever looking again. What did you think? Oh, that's what that looks like. What did you think again. I've seen it once. It's not pretty. I've got no interest in ever looking again. What did you think? Oh, that's what that looks like. What did you think when you saw it? Hairy. Yeah. So don't have a hairy butt.

But, yeah, I mean, that's pretty common. Yeah. It's quite common. God, we're really being open and honest here on the podcast intro, aren't we? Do you have a hairy crack? Because that's the worst. You need to wax that. Not at the top. Not at the top.

Not at the... At the crescendo. You don't have hairy butt cheeks, though. I thought it was normal with guys. I've seen your butt cheeks. They're not hairy. Neither are Ben's.

That's fine. I wouldn't want a shaven butt Do you have a hairy butt? No, I don't I've got really smooth skin Do you? She's really brown too Just to go full circle back to the start of this conversation

To go with her brown eye You can't tell where her butt cheek ends and her brown eye starts It all smouldered into one My brown-eyed girl. We've really kicked off the podcast intro as well this year. We've gone real big, which I love that. That's good. I hope this didn't disappoint.

I hope this didn't disappoint. Is this what you guys were missing? You want more of this? I picked up this podcast being like, oh, can I pick up some new podcasts this year? Oh, the Brian Clove podcast. Let's try the Brian Clove show. Great choice. You know my mum listens to this podcast being like, oh, can I pick up some new podcasts this year? Oh, the Brian Clint podcast. Let's try the Brian Clint show. Great choice. And then, you know my mum listens to these podcasts.

Yeah, so does mine. Brown Eyed Girl. That's for you, Di. You know what we're talking about, mum. Let's wrap it up. Let's hit the hay. Let's hit the road. Have a great

podcast everyone. Oh the awkward outros are back. Enjoy the podcast. We're leaving. See you later. Ugh! Hey Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeart Radio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio.

Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Cut everybody. Hi. Hey, how you going? Hey. We're back. Hi, we're back.

Finally, we've had about a billion weeks off. No, don't. I'm just keeping it real. Don't point it out, okay? I'm just keeping it real. No, you don out, okay? I'm just keeping it real. No, you don't need to keep it real. No, because everyone's thinking it. Yeah, I know, but.

Everyone's like those bloody radio hosts. You don't want your bosses to think it. You don't want them to think that we know we've got a good deal. I mean, we were working while we were on holiday. Yeah, most of the time we were doing research and getting content for the show. Creating and, you know, living our life, which is working. I haven't opened my emails for a month. I don't think I've ever opened my work email.

That's a good point as well, actually. Since I got here. And it's good to be back. It's nice to be here and be able to do the show again. I think I was ready. I think I was ready to come back. I'm so ready. There's so many stories.

You know when you actually go out and live your life. Do some stuff. You know, so many stupid things happen. Oh, yeah, right. Which is, I'm excited about. Have you got 10 lines? Oh, my God. So, yeah, right. Which is, I'm excited. Have you got tan lines? Oh, my God. So, you know what happened?

I threw a surprise 30th for my partner's birthday. Yes. No shade, like few umbrellas, but, you know. Anyway, I was like, I'll be smart because I'm really sun conscious at the moment. Yeah. And all the time now that I'm in my 30s. And I wore this shirt that was a long sleeve, but it had shoulder cutouts. Oh.

Can you see? Kind of. You've done a good job of blending it in. Yeah. Oh, no, it was really bad for a bit. So I just had these two, like, shoulder pads of tan on my shoulders. It was terrible. We've got a new game to start the year with, actually,

and it's your chance to win, what did we say? Is it 50 bucks? $50 in cash. Oh cash money. Today cash money monies. It's a game called Tradie V Lady. Free and Cleanse Tradie vs Lady. That's right

all we need is a lady and a fella. A tradie. You don't have to be a tradie you can just be a fella to play for the boys. Is that how it works? Yeah why not. What if you're a lady who's a tradie? She can play for whoever, which side she chooses. So we could have two ladies playing? We could, technically, yes.

Right, okay. That is correct. But a man can't play for the ladies? Um, I don't know. Only if he identifies as a lady. Exactly. Right, okay. So you can win 50 bucks.

We'll put you in the category. Yeah, we'll chat to you. We'll decide. Call now, 0800-DIAL-ZM, and we're going to play Tradie v. Lady next. A good knowledge of, you know, news. News and events. Yeah, current affairs. Current affairs.

That'll get you through this game. We'll play after Joel Corey and Emini Kay on ZM. Oh, my God, oh, my God, this thing has just begun. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Trading versus lady. New game to kick off the year, and it's where you guys can win some cold, hard cash.

Well, today anyway. The idea is, if this is successful, we'll play every day. Exactly. We'll give away some stuff. We'll give away 50 bucks every day. Yeah. Filling the spot of today's lady is Shelley. Hi, Shelley.

G'day, Shell. Hi, guys. How are you? Good, mate. How are you? Do you think you got the chops? You know your general knowledge? I'll give it a read-hot go.

Yeah, Shelley, that's good attitude. You'll be taking on our tradie, AJ. G'day, AJ. G'day, mate. G'day. What's your trade, AJ? I'm a fire alarm service supervisor. That'll do.

Oh, yes, doing the good work. Keep on fighting that good fight. Bree's going to ask you guys questions. You buzz in with your name. It's first to three correct answers takes out the $50 cash. That is correct. Here we go, guys. Buzz in with your name like Clint said.

Question number one. Which America's Cup team sank their boat yesterday? Shelley. Shelley. Shelley's in. American Magic. That is correct. One to the ladies.

Here comes question number two. News out last week that RuPaul is quarantining in Auckland Hotel ahead of them filming a season down under of what hit show? Shelley. Shelley's in. The Drag Race? Yeah, they'll do. We'll take that.

Yeah, RuPaul's Drag Race. RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under is coming. That's two to the ladies. She could win it here. Come on, AJ. AJ, you need this one. Yeah. Question number three.

Ed Sheeran dropped a surprise new track over the summer. Is it called A, Afterburner, B, Afterglow, or C, Shelly. Shelly. Shelly for the win. B. B, Afterglow. She's done it.

She's got it. Shelly. Clean sweep, oh, oh. She's a lady. She's a lady. Clean sweep, Trady V. Lady, the first one ever. How do you feel? Oh, you've put AJ. We're a bit rusty here at the Brian Clint Show. Shelly, how do you feel?

Great, yeah. Shelly, you've won 50 bucks. How do you feel? I'm stoked. Yeah, that's more like it. Nah, I reckon that's an appropriate response to 50 bucks. Don't go overboard, you've won 50 bucks. How do you feel? I'm stoked. Yeah, that's more like it. Nah, I reckon that's an appropriate response to 50 bucks. Don't go overboard, you know. We're also going to be keeping tally,

so that is one point on the board for the year for the ladies. Yep. Yes, the ladies. Yes, Shelley, that's what I like. They take out the first game of tradie v. lady. We'll play a game tomorrow. Remember, you don't have to be a lady to be a tradie. You don't have to be a tradie to be a lady.

That's right. Something. We'll get a better motto. I really need that. Bree and Clint. We're back and better than ever. That's our new thing. Bree and Clint, back and better than ever.

We never discussed using that as a tagline. No, I'm springing it on you now. I thought we were going to go with we're back and still tired. We're back and back. And we're back and, yeah. Yeah. Listen and back. And we're back and yeah. Yeah. Listen up. This is a call out to dog owners.

Okay, that's me. And this is something you toyed with last year. Remember you did the dog translator where people called up and you told them what their dog was actually saying? You know, that was an app I developed. Oh, yeah. That was a real thing. Oh, are we still sticking with that?

Okay, it was a real thing. Well, are we still sticking with that? Yeah, let's just stick with that. Yeah, okay, it was a real thing. Well, it is a real thing now, okay? Yeah. There's a South Korean company that's developed an AI-powered dog collar that you can put on your dog, and it can detect what emotion your dog is using each time it barks. I knew they were listening to me.

They've stolen my idea. Yeah, that's where they got the idea. They got it from you. So this is really cool. That's amazing. It's called a Pet Plus Collar. And you put it on and it connects to your phone. And it can do a bunch of different emotions.

It can't give you words. It can't be like, I feel like spaghetti. But it's like happy, sad. Totally. Hungry? Yeah, that's in there as well. It uses an algorithm. They got 10,000 samples from 50 different breeds of dog

and they reckon they've got it down to 90% accuracy. What? Yeah, crazy, eh? That's insane. As dog owners slash cat owners as well, I'm sure, you always sit there and sometimes you think, I just wish I know what you were thinking. What do you want? Just tell me what

you want. Because you're being really annoying. You're really annoying. It's four o'clock in the morning. Just show me what you want. What do you want? We don't have the collar here yet, but we have access to the algorithm. And what I've done, I haven't told you about this, but I actually got your partner to record some of Whitney,

your dog's barks. Okay. And we've run it through the AI to figure out what she's saying. What I want to know is how well do you know Whitney? Without the AI, can you tell me what the barks mean? I know her pretty well. Right? Okay.

All right. So what is this bark? This is Bree's dog, Whitney. And bear in mind, we've done the, we know, but before we tell you, what does this bark mean? Um, she, no, she's angry. No, actually that was horny. Sorry.

What is this bark? What's this one mean? Um, horny? No, not horny. That one, that one's actually grossed out. Do you shower in front of her? Because that one is actually, the emotion was disgusting. I actually do.

Yeah, right. And it always weirds me out when she looks at me. That's the bark, yeah. One more. You're none from two so far, but do you know what Whitney's saying here? I know what that one is. What is that? I've heard it a million times. Yeah. She's constipated. Yeah, actually that was it.

Yeah. It was tough. That one was right on the edge. We couldn't figure out whether it was I'm constipated or start me my own Instagram account. It was one of the two. But anyway. Kind of go hand in hand. Yeah, we'll get you the collar. Don't worry.

Okay, time you the collar. Don't worry. We'll get you the ski mask. Bree and Clint. Okay, time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. He's back for 2021 live from Los Angeles with no shirt on. It's Dean McCarthy. Hi, Dean. G'day, Dean.

Hey, guys. I'm literally not wearing a shirt. It's not FaceTiming. That's just a good guess. No, we know. We can tell. We can tell. We hear it in your voice.

Such symmetrical areolas, which we love. Yeah, and you've got a weird, like, sexual confidence about you when the shirt's off. We like it. Hey, we want to start the year with a catch-up with the Kardashian situation overall. There's two things you want to touch on. The divorce. What's the latest with the divorce?

And what's happening with keeping up with the Kardashians coming back to TV? Oh, so much happened while you guys were on break. Here's the latest, right? Kim and Kanye

are headed for divorce. Really good sources have revealed this. Everyone's been asking me what happened? What's the deal? Just they've gone down different paths.

You've got Kanye who's, you know, he was building those igloos. He was building those igloos on his house. He wants to be president. Then he doesn't want to be president. But then you've got Kim who's gone the opposite direction. She's in law school and she wants to work on prison reform.

She's become super serious and dedicated and focused. And he's become more unpredictable than ever. So they've just really drawn and driven each other apart. He's living in Wyoming. She's living in LA. And this is the beginning of the end. But will you be seeing it play out on a reality show? Probably not because they, of course, have just finished their last ever episode of Keeping

Up With The Kardashians. They gave all of their staff, all the runners and producers a Rolex watch worth $10,000 each. Whoa. The show is finished. They are moving to Hulu. Here's the deal. Apparently, Keeping Up with the Kardashians is basically done

because that is a brand name that's owned by E. They didn't get enough money from E, so they're moving to Hulu. We're not sure whether it will be another reality show, like with a different type of name, or whether they'll all get their own spin-offs, but they are moving over there and creating new content. Will it be the same show, Reality Vibes? I don't know.

I'll just call it Up To. I don't know, whatever it is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there has to be something. It'll be on at 3 a.m. Up To with the Kardashians. At 3 a.m.

You up with the Kardashians. Up To. Right, okay. Hulu for 2021. The Kardashians will go on to Hulu, is that right, Dean? Yeah, it's happening this year, really soon, so we'll see the last season on E! and then

new content. They haven't revealed whether it's reality or not reality, that's the part we're sort of waiting, but it'll be something, you know, fabulous. Dean, one last question about Kim and Kanye, Do you think there's any truth to the rumour about Kanye and

Jeffree Star? Definitely not. So here's, there's a few, it started from like a TikTok blogger or whatever saying that Kanye and Jeffree Star were hooking up because Jeffree Star's ranch is near Kanye and Kim's ranch in Wyoming.

It's also where RuPaul has a ranch. I don't know why anyone, but it's the place to be, apparently. It's the place to ranch. It's the place to ranch. So, no, I don't think there's any truth to it at all. None. There you go. And that is straight from the shirtless man's mouth, Dean McCarthy, live out of Los Angeles.

So good to have you back on the show this year, and it's thanks to Liquid Self Service Laundromats. You can check out their website for a location near you. Brie and Clint. Clint, I want to try a bit of a thing where you can play along and everyone listening in the car or home can play along with this as well. So there's a story out of Aussie today and it's about these

five employees who have stolen $4 million from their workplace. Whoa. So not in cash. We're not talking about cash. But I want to do a bit of a game where I'll tell you most of the details and then I'll give you an option of different products and you have to tell me what you think they stole. Because I'm trying to think what kind of workplace could you steal $4 million from?

Yeah. Well, it could have been over a long period of time. Yeah, even then. Okay, so I'll give you the details and then I'll give you the options. So, yeah, so five employees. It's a company in Sydney's southwest. They've been arrested and charged, accused of swiping 250 tonnes of a certain product. So they reckon this product is worth about $4 million in total

of what they've taken. Yeah. About 600 kilos of product. Got it. Okay. Anyway, I'm not going to tell you how they did it or whatever, but I'm going to give you the options of what it could be. All right.

So A, do you think they stole 600 kilos of lingerie? Lingerie. Lingerie. Lingerie. Yeah. B. Those things are light. There's not much material to them. So it could be $4 million worth.

To get the weight, you'd have to get a lot. It's not cheap. B. Do you think they stole. Hard to move black market lingerie though. Who's buying their lingerie off Trade Me? Oh, you can put it on Etsy. Who's getting their knickers off Facebook Marketplace?

Get them. Anyway, sorry. Yeah, that's one. So that's one. B. Avocados. Oh, you can put it on Etsy. Who's getting their knickers off Facebook Marketplace? Get them. Anyway, sorry. Yeah, that's one. So that's one. B, avocados. Oh, yeah. We've heard of that happening before. Yeah.

C, very popular at the moment, mangoes. Did they steal 600 kilos of mangoes? Okay. D, was it salmon, 600 kilos of fish? Oh, yeah. Or was it E, 600 kilos of fish? Yeah. Or was it E, 600 kilos of adult toys? Oh, okay. What did five employees...

Again, again, again, again. Who's getting their adult toys off Facebook Marketplace? The black market. Yeah. Yeah, a few people. Well, when it comes to those toys, once you go black market, you never go black market. Exactly, because it's so cheap.

I also don't want my salmon off a bootleg site. You don't want a guy to pull up in a car and open his boot and go, do you want some half-priced salmon? But I will have bootleg avocados and mangoes. Opens up a jacket. Do you want this? Okay, $4 million worth of this stuff. I'm going to have to say sex toys.

Adult toys. Did they take four million dollars from their company? No, they didn't. They stole 600 kilos of salmon. Really? From this company in Sydney.

Apparently what they would do is they would falsely grade a heap of the premium product as waste. And say it's off. And then they'd just put it, they had this whole system where they'd put it into like this area and then they'd sell it like on the black salmon market. Well, I hope they're selling it

because as a man who suffers from gout, you don't need more than one kilo. That'd be way too much for five people. Way too much. Can you imagine in their family? What are we having for dinner? Oh, not salmon again. It's Carly. It's really good to be back from holidays after

a fair few weeks. And Clint, I was telling you off air when we saw each other before that I've found a new group of friends. Yeah. I've started, you know, a new group of friends. It's a, you know, a blossoming friendship with a group of people. I always get concerned when I find out that a friend has a new group of friends.

Why? And it's not because I think I'm going to lose the friend, but I'm like, oh, who are these wackos? And now I have to involve them in my life probably. Yeah, and I don't want to be at a barbecue where you've invited your new friend group. I don't care about these. I'm happy you found Yeah, and I don't want to be at a barbecue where you've invited your new friend group. I don't care about these. I'm happy you found them, but I don't care about them.

But don't make us mingle together. They're not my friends. No, well, I think they're just, you know, they're just light friends at the moment. Oh, casual friends. Casual friends. Yeah, right, okay, yep. So I've started to go to this dog park in my area every night at 5.30

because I could because we weren't on air. Yeah. And I'd rock up at 5.30 and I started to notice this community of people, this group of people. Yeah. And they'd all rock up with their dogs and everyone knew each other and everyone knew each other's dog names and all that kind of thing. Yeah.

And I thought, oh, this is a bit fun, a little bit of a dog community. And I'm sure they exist all over New Zealand, these dog communities. Anyway, so that was all good. I've been going every night. It's been really great. But I had a bit of a run in with someone who wasn't from our dog community the other day. Were they at the dog park? They were at the dog park. Well, it's a dog park slash it's a mountain that people can walk around. So it's both where dogs and humans can live. Dogs are welcome it's both. Yeah. Where dogs and humans can live.

Dogs are welcome. Yeah, dogs are welcome. Where the two can cohabitate. Exactly. But I wanted to run it by you because I don't see anything wrong with it, but I got told off. Okay, go on then. So I'd been to the dog park, had Whitney there.

We'd been for a run around and I was like, oh, she's really panting. She's thirsty. And near the car park, near the toilet block, where other people obviously do walks and runs, there's a water bubbler. Oh, like a water fountain? Yeah. For people or for dogs?

For people. Right? I thought, oh. Oh, you've given the dog a drink out of the people fountain. So. Did you? So I have held Whitney up to the bubbler. Yeah.

And she wasn't touching any of the things. She was drinking it like a human. She was just drinking the water, the spray. Yeah. But not actually getting her. Did she have her tongue on the nozzle? No. Right.

Wasn't anywhere near it. She was drinking it like a human. Was that obvious to anyone walking past? Probably not But someone said something to me And I said It'll be right, she's not touching the nozzle And they weren't impressed

And you want to know Are you in the wrong for doing it? I mean she was dying of thirst She had heat stroke Did she though? No I've got some big news She was dying of thirst. Yeah. She had heat stroke. Did she, though? No. I've got some big news. Okay, I've got some big news.

I'm getting a ranger. No, you're not. I might be. I might need one. You will never have a ranger. Fine, fine, fine. Getting a hold in Colorado. No, you're not. Yeah, it's like an intro to a ranger. No, you, fine. Getting a hold in Colorado. No, you're not.

Yeah, it's like an intro to a ranger. No, you're not. No, no, no, no. You cannot even pull off a hold in Colorado. Isuzu D-Max. Keep dreaming. No. The big news is that Lucy and I are having another baby.

Finally, we can talk about this because we've known for months and I'm so excited that it's finally out there. Big congratulations to you and Lucy. When did I tell you? Oh, months and months ago. Well, it can't be more than seven months ago. At least six months ago. It would have been.

It was a while ago. It was probably about four months ago. We recorded a video of the moment that I told you. Do we still have that? Anastasia, have we still got that video somewhere? It's just been sitting in the archive. Yeah. Because it has been a bit of a secret. Have we still got that video? Yeah, the exact date was

the 25th of September. Oh yeah. Well, good work on keeping the secret for that long. How good that we have kept the secret for that long. I actually that we have kept the secret for that long. I actually told everyone I know. That's okay. It's like a 2020. I told my mum.

No, that's fine. I mean like a modern secret and that you don't put it on social media. That's what I mean. Gotcha, gotcha. And I wasn't sure this time around if we were actually ever going to put it on social media and I was fine with that. And I said to you today, my plan up until yesterday was, Lucy and I will just have the baby.

Well, Lucy will have the baby and I'll be there. The baby will arrive and then I'll put a picture on Instagram and I'll just go, surprise. Found this. Yeah. We've got another kid. Now that it's out there, now that you have decided to put it out there and stuff, whatever. How do you feel about a burnout baby reveal?

Gender reveal? Can I do it in a Ford Ranger? Again, that will never happen. I'm just going to rattle through some of the most commonly asked questions. Okay. With this because when you have a kid, it's wonderful and it's great and it's beautiful, but there are some questions that just always get asked. I bet it's wonderful and it's great and it's beautiful but there are some questions

that just always get asked I bet it's are you finding out the sex of the baby that's one of them and the answer to that question is no we're doing a gender reveal

burnout party if you want to come in the birthing suite yeah in the birthing suite it's going to be fun it's going to be on a scooter when's the baby due it's coming at the end of March

okay what else do people ask was it a lockdown baby? Yes, it was. Yeah. Yeah, we created it in lockdown. You're one of the statistics now. Yeah. Are you the father? Pretty sure, yep. How sure? Well, it was

lockdown. So if I'm not the father then someone breached quarantine. So, yeah. Was it intentional? Yes. It was It's such a weird question to ask Did you guys mean to have this kid? I feel like that's a real personal question to ask someone

Totally is But also Also kids need to stop being upset by them Maybe being an accident No but I feel like if you made the decision Because most of them probably were If you made the decision to do the freaky freaky, then you're making that conscious decision of potentially.

Yeah. Actions have consequences. Exactly. Ladies and gentlemen. So yeah, that's the big news. Tui is getting a brother or a sister in March this year. No, it's not twins. No.

Triplets. No, not triplets either. No. Quintuplets. I don't want to have to get a van. You're getting four ranges. To fit all of your kids in. Yeah.

No, two's plenty. Thank you. Brian Clint. Brian Clint. In 3435. What are you laughing at? Because we're just Googling which members of the Golden Girls are still alive. Well, I'm interested.

No, I'm interested too. It's just the results are not going very well. Yeah, so who is still alive? Is it just Betty White? From what I can tell so far. I think it might be. It's four main ladies, right? Yeah, four or five?

Well, three out of five that I've checked so far have passed away. Oh. Yeah, I'm pretty sure. But Betty White is still alive, isn't she? And she's celebrating her 99th birthday. Thank you for being here. God, she is an icon. An absolute icon.

I don't think there's many people in this world I like more than Betty White. I love that Snickers ad. Oh my God, so good. Where she's playing American football. Yep. It's amazing. She's had such a massive career. Like, she's done so much.

You forget how much she's actually done. Like, she's featured on so many different movies and TV shows all throughout her whole career. Yeah. Like, what's that show she was on, Old Cleveland? Has she retired yet? Or is she still? Like what's that show she was on, Old Cleveland? Has she retired yet? I know she did something in 2019 was the last thing she did. Yeah, right.

And obviously last year was a bit of a write-off. She's 99 years old. She's the same age as Prince Philip. That's wild, isn't it? Yeah. He looks like he's 199 years old. Yeah, she looks amazing. And she shared some advice on her 99th birthday as, you know,

the key to living such a long and happy life. She said, you've got to laugh heaps. She goes, you've always got to laugh. She said, try and stay as positive as you can. Avoid complaining. Keep busy. Exercise your mind. And vodka and hot dogs.

That was her advice. I like that. That's words to live by. I thought to celebrate such an amazing human being turning 99 like Betty White, I would love to know who is our oldest listener. Oh, yeah. I'd love to find out who is the person that is celebrating. I'm always surprised by the range of ages that listen to this radio station. I'd love to find out who is the person that is celebrating.

I'm always surprised by the range of ages that listen to this radio station. I love it. I love it so much. Me too, because you don't expect it. You play enough Billie Eilish and you think that people of a certain age won't be listening. Yeah. But it's not always the case. It's so good because you can hear so many stories and experiences

from such different walks of life and ages. I reckon we search now. Okay. Do you think that you're our oldest ZM listener? Yes. 0800 dial ZM. Do you think it's you? Yeah.

We're going to ask your age. Yeah, you'll need to reveal your age. You'll need to reveal that and let's go on a hunt. Yeah. Okay. How old are you? Do you think you're our oldest listener? 0800 dial ZM. Hopefully we can find? Do you think you're our oldest listener? 0800 DIAL ZM.

Hopefully we can find you next. Can you text? No, probably too old, eh? Bree and Clint. Shout out to Betty White who's celebrating her 99th birthday this week. She is an icon and she looks amazing. Yeah. People always think, how does she look so good?

How does she stay so young? CGI. CGI has a lot to do with it, but she said vodka and hot dogs. Yeah. She's got James Cameron's Avatar team working. Working around the clock. Yeah, yeah. She's in the new Avatar film.

Yeah. Yeah. Just as herself. They've painted her all blue. Yeah. Just as herself. Painted her all blue. This is disrespectful. We wanted this afternoon to celebrate Betty White. We want to try and find our oldest listener. Yeah, because we love you guys.

And you and I always think about this. We wonder who's listening to this show. And we want to get to know you a little bit better. So who have we got? Bill's here. Hi, Bill. G'day, Bill. G'day.

You're in the running to be our oldest ZM listener. How old are you? 66. 66. Oh, there you are spring chicken Bill. I'm going to come out and say it and it sounds cliche, not old at all. Nah. You're not old. I'll tell you what though Clint, I've got a Ranger and

you need to come for a drive. Hey, I'm getting a Ranger. You could get a Ranger like Bill. Yeah. Bill, tell me that the secret to longevity is getting a Ford Ranger, and then my wife will have to let me get one. Well, it's part of it, and also drinking plenty of red wine from South Australia. Oh, there you go.

Are you sure this isn't my dad, Big Steve? So he has a Ranger and drinks a lot of red wine. Okay, Bill's the current leader for our oldest listener. Gary's here. Hi, Gary. G'day, Gaz. G'day, mate. How you going?

Good. Do you think you're our oldest listener, Gary? I wouldn't think so, but I'm only 71. 71? 71 years young, Gary. You sound young. I know that's a weird thing to say. You do sound young.

You've got a sprightly, energetic voice. Settle down, mate. Settle down. Settle down. Settle down. And Gary. First of the first 1950 I was born. There you go. Wow.

Gary, can I ask, what do you listen to ZM for? Do you like the music? Do you put up with the announcers? Both. I like the music. Yeah. I put up with the announcers, but I do like the music, and I have it on both my cars and in the garage.

It's going in the garage now, which I'm out there working on. It's the dog food, really. There we go. What a bloody legend. Okay, Gary, what's the secret to a long and happy life, in your opinion? Get heaps of DB draft and eat well. All of them are alcohol-based. Everybody so far, Betty White's, Bill's, Gary's,

they all revolve around alcohol. Okay, so we've got Bill,'s 66, Gary who's 71. We're looking for our oldest listener of the show. Let's go to Isa. Hi, Isa. Hi, Isa. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you.

Do you think you're our oldest listener? I feel like it. Can you beat the boys at 71? Oh, hell yeah. Gary's 71. Come on, Isa. How old are you right now? I'm 76.

Woo! 76. Thank you for being... We're officially crowning you our oldest listener, well, in this segment anyway. And what is the alcohol of choice for you? I don't bother anymore. I have a bit of bubbly at Christmas and New Year.

That's about it. All right. Sounds great. What advice would you give to everyone else listening, Isa, to live a long and happy life? Just think twice before you make decisions, that's all. Be sure. And see, that doesn't go hand in hand with alcohol,

does it? No. Okay, Isa, we love having hand in hand with alcohol. It doesn't. No. Okay, Isa, we love having you listening. Thanks for listening to ZM. Hang on. I'd love to know what my birthday banger was. Hold there. We'll get your number.

We'll get the guys to sort you out in the break, okay? Okay, I'll listen. Yeah. No, let's get her on. We'll get her on. Birthday banger. Isa, are you available at 5.30? Yes.

No, I'll be out with the dog. Sorry. Well, we'll sort it out. Well, we'll sort it out. Okay. We'll sort it out. We'll let you know in a second. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint back for 2021.

That's Justin Bieber and anyone. We are back. Some of our games from last year are not back. They're still on holiday. They're on holiday. But we have this new game. What's their name? What's their name?

His real name ain't Slim Shady. Real or fake name, baby? What is their real name? Pretty simple concept, Clint. Celebrities, you don't really think about all that often that most of them or some of them, that's not their real name. No, it's a stage name. It's a stage actress or actor name.

Yeah, because they think that's sexier. Yeah, thinks that it'll get them more jobs and it probably has. Like Fletch. Real name's Carl. Exactly. Real name's Carl, but you didn't know that. Who wouldn't you? Yeah.

Playing our game today, we're going to play along with you to get this going, is Nisha. Hi, Nisha. G'day, Nisha. Hello. We're going to pair you up with Bree and we've got Stacey. Stacey, you're going to play with me this afternoon. G'day, Stacey. Hi. All right, Nisha, you're my partner. Stacey, you're going to play with me this afternoon. G'day, Stacey. Hi. Alright, Nisha, you're my partner

and Stacey, you're Clint's partner. Let's go with celebrity number one. Anastasia. We've got George Clooney. George Clooney. George Clooney. Nisha, what do you think? Oh my goodness. Real?

Do you reckon it's real? This is hard. Okay, I'll go I'll back you on that, Nisha Do you reckon it's real? This is hard. Okay, I'll back you on that, Nisha. I think it's real. Bree and Nisha, you are correct. Yes! Nice one, Nisha. Okay, one point to them.

Stacey, we're up. Okay. The second celebrity is Alicia Keys. No, a fake name, Stacey. Are you sure? Yeah, I'm going with fake. Why would a musician who plays the piano give herself the fake name of Keys? No, that's why she would do it.

Maybe what are you meant to be? Nah. Aren't they just stage names anyway? Yeah, they're just stage names. Okay, you're going fake. Yeah, we're going to lock in that's her fake name, that's a stage name. You're right. Yeah.

Yes. It's Alicia Orgelo Cook. And, yeah, she just wanted a stage name. You're right. Yeah. It's Alicia Orgelo Cook. And yeah, she just wanted a stage name. She originally was going to go for Alicia Wilde, but her mum didn't like it. Yeah, no, that wouldn't work. Alicia ties into the whole piano. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alicia's saxophones

don't sound as good. Number three for you Bree and Nisha is Roger Federer. Nah, that's real. Don't you think, Nisha, is Roger Federer. No, that's real, don't you think, Nisha? I feel like that's real too. I feel like sporting stars, very rare if they're changing their name. Yeah, are you sure about that though?

What do you think, Nisha? Is that Stacey trying to throw us off? They're locking in real names. Stacey's like, are you 100%? Yeah, that is in fact his real name. Of course it is. Sport stars would get roasted if they came up with a stage name. Michael Jordan's a pretty cool name for it being his real name. You only think that now because he's Michael Jordan.

At the start of his career, it would have been a normal name. Yeah, true. Okay, Stacey, we're up. Here's celebrity number four, Carly Rae Jepsen. Oh. Oh, that's a tough one. Wow. I'm going to give this one to you, Stacey, because I've got absolutely no idea.

What do you think? Oh, well, thanks. And you call yourself a rat epicenter. Have a stab in the dark. Have a stab in the dark. We'll go on whatever you think. Yeah, why not? Let's go real. Real name. Real. Carly Rae Jepsen, that's how she was born. Have a stab in the dark. We'll go on whatever you think. Yeah, we'll see. Why not?

Let's go real. Real name. Carly Rae Jepsen, that's how she was born. Stacey, you're correct. That's a real name. Yes, Stacey! Is that a tie break? Tie break, yeah.

Can I just ask you, Clint, were you going to say fake? Were you thinking it was fake? Nah. Nah, okay. Do you know who Carly Rae Jepsen is? Yeah, yep. Okay, good. Hey!

I'm just kidding. Okay, how does tie break work? All right, tie break. Buzz in if you want to have a go at it, but if you get it wrong, you lose. Got it, got it. We've all got a buzzer. We've all got a buzzer. Nisha, if you're confident, buzz in, okay?

You too, Stacey, all right? Okay, all right. Gigi Hadid. I'm going to hear Brie first. Oh, I think that's her name. It might be like a nickname version or whatever, but they haven't, she hasn't created it. It's like maybe a nickname from her actual name,

so I'm going to say it's real. Are you going to consult with your partner at all? Nisha, what do you think? It is her nickname. Do you reckon it's her nickname? But does that count, though, because it's derived from a real name? I don't know. Yeah. I think if it's her nickname? But does that count, though? Because it's derived from her real name. I don't know. Yeah.

I think if it's a nickname derived from your real name. It has to be the name on her birth certificate. Oh, that's hard. No, it's not the name on her birth certificate. Okay, should we say not the name on her birth certificate then? Yeah. All right, I'll go with you, Nisha. Not the name on her birth certificate.

That is not her real name. Yeah! But. That is not her real name. Her real But. That is not her real name. Her real name is actually Yelena Noura Hadid. Yeah, so it's her nickname. So it's completely, yeah, yeah. That was a nickname her mum had for her when she was a kid.

Nisha, I can't believe it. That was like high school football movie ending. You came through with the win. Well done. Lucky Clint told me to shut my mouth and consult my partner. Bree and Clint. Look, it's good to be back in 2021, but I feel like coming into 2021, I've made a decision that I'm not celebrating New Year's anymore.

Oh, wow. Okay. I'm at that point in my life where I think I'm giving it up. Is that a life point? I didn't know that was something that people do. Okay, all right. I think it's a it up. Is that a life point? I didn't know that was something that people do. But okay, all right. I think it's a lazy point.

When did you make this decision? Was it in 2020 or was it in 21? It was in 2021. Yeah. And I'll tell you the story as to how I came to this decision. Okay, yeah, go on. Because, look, my New Year's as a whole was really good. Like I went to our ex-producer, producer Ellie's soiree that she has at her house, Murray's Bay Dreams.

I thought she was dead. That's so horrible. No, she did to us, that's right. No, she's not. Anyway, she had a New Year's out there. She does it every year. It's amazing. It's a great time.

And I've had an absolute blast out there. I got to hang out with her and, you know, heaps of other people. And we've done the countdown and Sam, her partner, made this amazing video for the countdown. It was awesome. It was epic. Loved it. It was probably about 2.30 where I was like, oh, I'm pretty tired.

I'm going to go home. 2.30 in the morning. Yeah. Right. Fair enough. Which I think that's a pretty good effort. Good stint. Pretty good effort.

Yeah. And I was like, yeah, I'm ready to go home. So anyway, I've, you know, and she lives quite far ways away from me. Yeah. Like 40 minutes or so. It's a very long Uber. Anyway, so I've walked up the driveway and I've got my little bag where I've taken my stuff home and whatever. And I've pulled out my phone and I was like, all right, I need to order an Uber.

And it was at this point where I've looked at my phone and I realised I had 1%. Oh, no, I hate that feeling. 1% battery and I can't walk back down because I've already smoke bombed. Yeah. I didn't say goodbye to anyone. I've already left. It's 2.30 in the morning though.

Pretty good effort, I thought. But I understand what you're saying. So I was like, okay, I'm going to order the Uber. So I ordered the Uber, right? It confirmed, said it was coming, and as it was like on its way, my phone dies. And this is good because I've always wanted to know if the Uber's confirmed, do they still show up?

They showed up. Okay. So it still works. If you order it and your phone dies, it still works. Okay. So they've turned up. I've got in the Uber and that was all good and I've made it home. It was at that point when I got home that I realised that the door was locked, our alarm was set and I only have our house alarm code on my phone. You don't

know the alarm code to your own house? No, because I barely, like rarely set it. So I always have to go into my phone to check it. It's in my notes section. Yeah. So I was like. Is it just four numbers? Yeah, it's four numbers. Okay, yeah. So I was like, in my drunk mind, I was like, right,

I think I know what it is. I think I've got this. Anyway, so I've opened the door and this is when I start punching the numbers into the keypad. I was like, I've got this. It's all good. I don't need it. Anyway, first try, it's a no.

Second try, no. Third try, no. And this is when I started to panic. Yeah. Because it started to beep faster and faster. So this is when I was like, right, what can I do? I can run into my room, put my phone on charge. Hope that it gets enough juice.

Hopefully that it gets enough juice. It's time to power it up. Anyway, at this point I was busting for a wee. put my phone on charge. Hope that it gets enough juice. Hopefully that it gets enough juice. It's time to power it up. Anyway, at this point I was busting for a wee, like busting. Too bad. Too bad. So I ran into my room, put the phone on charge, and then at this point I'm not BSing you.

The alarm started to go off and it was so loud I couldn't barely see. Like it was affecting my vision. Yeah, I hate that. It was so loud. We had that with the smoke alarm last night. It's really discombobulating. Yeah, and can you imagine as a drunk person I was so like, oh, no, this is happening. And I just, I literally was like, it's happening.

This is the worst start to the year ever. I was like, I can't do anything about it. I'm not going to do anything. And on my phone I was like, come can't do anything about it. I'm not going to do anything. And on my phone I was like, come on. Are you weeing at this stage? At this point, I literally am, like I'm actually freaking out. So then I've grabbed my laptop and I thought, right, my flatmate

sent it to me on a messenger thing. So then I was like trying to go through the chats at this point. I've actually wet myself. Yeah, okay. I'm just being honest. And not full blown but enough that it's gone through underwear to pants. Did you weep yourself from pressure or did you weep yourself

from like fright? I think it was everything. I think I was so stressed. I was just so stressed. Anyway, I ended up sitting on the floor and eventually the alarm stopped. Oh, wow. And that was about 20 minutes later.

There's a life hack for criminals. Eventually, it'll just stop. By the way, this is not an issue with New Year's. This is just a you thing. You're not cancelling New Year's. If anything, 2021 is just the year to sort your shit out. You're not coming to my New Year's party this year. Bree and Clint.

Something I realised over the holidays, Clint, was how awkward it can be. Actually, I already knew this. When you take a partner home, you know, maybe for the first time or maybe just, you know, in general, when you have to go home for Christmas with a partner. You mean home to your parents' place, eh? That's right.

Not home from town. Because that can be pretty awkward too. For the first time. But no, I mean, yeah. They're like, oh my God, your bed is just a mattress on the floor? What, you don't want to take your socks off ever? You don't have sheets?

Right. Oh, well, I'm here now. Taking your partner home to the parents' place and vice versa. Yeah. When they take you home to... If the first time you're going to your partner's parents' place is Christmas, that's even more awkward.

Because you're not just being invited into their ecosystem. You're coming in at a time where there are already preset rituals and rules. It needs to be a pre-meeting. Yeah, it needs to be. You don't just throw someone into the Christmas. That's horrible. You guys ideally have a drunken one-nighter

with your partner's parents. No, I mean like at a restaurant. I worded it wrong. What restaurant are you going to? I worded it wrong. Swingers at a restaurant. You just want to meet first. You want to invite your partner's parents.

No, you just want to meet them. I don't know what you're doing in your relationship. Anyway, no, that's not what you mean. But I kind of had my eyes open because a friend of mine, I was talking to her over the Christmas period and she's back in Aussie and I haven't talked to her for a while and I was like, you know, how's things going? And she, her and her boyfriend have been together for about seven years.

Yeah. But they got married last year. Right. Right? Yeah. And I said to her, I was like, oh, how's Christmas? Like your first Christmas as a married couple? Like how was it?

And she goes, yeah, it was amazing. We went back to her partner's parents' place and they were allowed to sleep together in the same bed for the first time. Excuse me, what? After seven years? Seven years? Because so in her partner's parents' house, unless you are married, you do not sleep in the same bed.

God. So for six or seven years, they went there every Christmas. And had separate bedrooms. And they had to sleep in separate bedrooms. How big's the house? That's the other bit. Sounds bougie. Because most of our families, when you go home at Christmas time, it's like-

You sleep wherever you can. It's like, okay, you and four of your cousins, you're in this room, and the rest of you that left, garage. And then some of you on the fontoon. Some of you on the lawn. We can make the pool table into a bed, I think. Fontoon? Pontoon? Pontoon?

No, what am I? Futon? Futon! The futon. When I said it, what am I? Futon? Futon! The futon. When I said it, I knew I wasn't quite right. I know there are families that do this. What's your situation in your, like, dynamic? Have you always been able to sleep in the same bed?

Well, we have a child, so it's pretty clear that we have shared a bed at some stage. I'm saying in the lead up to this. Like, because there would have been times where you first were newly together. It's never been an issue. No, you've always been allowed. Yeah.

Yeah, same. Yeah. Well, I never asked, to be honest. I just show up and I go, your daughter, we're sharing a bed and I will not hear anything more about it. And you've got to stamp authority early with the in-laws. You've got to just get out there and get ahead of it.

Are you made to leave the door open? We want to hear this afternoon from people who weren't allowed to share a bed with their partner. And what was the reasoning for how long and did like situations change and what was the rules? And did your partner give you a heads up before you got there? Because imagine you get there and you drop your stuff in the room and then Dad comes down and says,

I hope you don't think you're sleeping in here. Stacey, your room's down the hall. 0800 dial ZM. I know what it should be. What are the bed rules at the parents' place? Yeah. What are the bed situation rules with your partner at your in-laws or your own parents' place?

Yeah. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. Bree and Clint. Where, what positions were you allowed in the house? I was wondering how you're going to work that one in. That's not what we're asking at all. We're asking what's the sleeping arrangement. Yeah, the sleeping position.

Not positions. No, the sleeping position. We're not asking what position did you do at your in-laws' house. That's a whole other topic. That's what we do after six o'clock. Do you know what I meant? Do you know what I meant? Because I had a friend who told me that over the Christmas break,

it was the first time ever after dating her now husband for eight years that she was allowed to sleep in the same bed as him at the in-laws. Because they got married last year and the in-laws gave it the green light and said, yes, now you can sleep in the same bed. Fair enough. That's what it says in the Bible if you ask me. So totally fine in my books. We're asking you what was the situation at your parents

or at your in-laws and our first caller wants to remain anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Happy New Year. Hello, Anonymous. Thank you. Happy New Year to you. What's the situation within your relationship and the in-laws and your parents? Are you allowed to sleep in the same bed?

So this happened a number of years ago when I was dating my husband at the time then. So we've got a blended family with three kids. So I already had a kid and he has two. But his mother is religious. So we were told we could only sleep in our tent out on her lawn. You're kidding me. So wait, were you married yet or not married yet? We are.

We are married now. But you weren't allowed to. But at tent time, you weren't married? No. So the only way that we could do a bit of indoor gardening, because we were allowed to use the bathroom facilities in the house, so we would sneak in when she wasn't aware, and that's where we would do our indoor gardening.

Why wouldn't you just do your gardening in the tent? What about tent gardening? We had the three children in the tent with us. Whoa, even the kids weren't allowed to sleep in the house? No, so all of us were outside until we were married. You all got shunned. Far out. You all got shunned to the tent.

You are anonymous, so you can probably answer honestly if you want. Is the mother-in-law a bit of hard work? Yes, a tiny bit. She's bitter now that we're married. Yeah, right. Much bitter. Oh, God, that's hectic, eh? All right, well, congratulations on graduating to the house.

And surviving through the tent years. Yeah, absolutely. Someone has texted through, we're asking you about sleeping arrangements when you go back home or to the in-laws. Someone said, six years living together overseas and came home to get married, but we had to sleep in separate rooms right up until the day of the wedding while my sister and her new boyfriend were allowed to sleep together in the same room because he was divorced and already a sinner, according to my mum.

Lost hope. They're like, he's already been scorned, so he's allowed. But you, you're pure. You're a pure white flower. She's like, well, actually I'm not, But for the means of this day, I will be. Josie, welcome to the show. Happy New Year. Hi, Josie.

Happy New Year. Hi. What's the situation in your relationship? So it's not mine. It was my older brother as per. And so he had a long-term relationship with his high school sweetheart. They went to uni together. And then when he came back and he brought her with him for like the holidays,

he was in his bedroom, which was next to my parents' room. And she was in like this outhouse that was five minutes up into the farm by herself. What? Yeah. This is at your parents' place? Yeah.

And we had like, we constantly had guests and stuff saying, so we built this little like sort of shack with a toilet and a bed in it. Put him in the shack. She's the guest. Put him in the shack. She's the guest. Put him in the shack. I know.

She had to walk out in the dark. My dad would escort her to the shack at night time to make sure she got there safe. I just picture it's like a castle and there's a dragon guarding the castle. It sounds like Little House on the Prairie or something. And what size was she in a chastity belt? Thanks, Josie. Thanks,ity belt? Thanks, Josie.

You couldn't tell her. Thanks, Josie. Bree and Clint. Birthday Banger's back. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. Birthday banging for another year, Clint.

We're banging our way into 21. That's what we always say on this show. We banged right through quarantine. Let's bang one more year. Let's keep banging. Birthday bang is where we find out the number one song on your 16th birthday and then we play the best one that we get in full. You get to hear some songs you would never normally hear on ZM.

That's why we like it. And let's kick it off with Nikita. Hello, mate. Nikita. Nik off with Nikita. Hello, mate. Nikita. Nikita. Nikita. Nikita. Hi.

There she is. Hi. Hello, mate. Hello. Hi. What's your birthday, Nikita? 17th of February, 1994. All right.

You were 16 in 2010 on the 17th of February. And on that day in 2010, this was number one. Nice, Nikita. Ay, yes. You know, there's a whole generation of kids coming through now that that song will make no sense to very shortly. Because they will have never used an iPod. Yeah, they're like, what's an iPod?

What's an iPod? What do you think, Nikita? Do you like it? I like it. I actually used to really like that song back in, like, high school. It's a catchy tune. Cool. Good birthday, Banger.

Let's go to Luke. Hey, Luke. G'day, Luke. G'day. Happy New Year, mate. Happy New Year. Time for a banger. Time for a banger.

Let's bang on. Luke, should we bang? Let's totally bang. Let's bang. Yeah, let's Ricky Martin this beer. What's your birthday, Luke? 11th of June, 1985. You were 16 in 2001 on the 11th of June.

And in 2001, this had a number one hit. Oh, a slow banger. Oh, was that an oh no, Luke? You don't like Craig David? Really? It is a slow dance. No way. It's Craig David.

It's vintage Craig David. I do love that song. Yeah. Maybe not for a Monday. True. Should have been seven days, right? Yeah. All right.

Wait there, Craig. Let's see what's the last one we get. Craig David. Craig David's on the phone. G'day, mate. Alana, hi. Hi, Alana. Hey, guys. This isn't Alanis Morissette, is it?

No, no. Sorry to disappoint. Oh, damn it. Alana, what's your birthday, mate? 7th of December, 1988. All right. You were your birthday, mate? 7th of December, 1988. All right, you were 16 in 2004 on the 7th of December. And Alana, here's your birthday banger. Go crazy.

I always get confused with this Eminem song. Is it actually good? Like, you know, there's a whole bunch of Eminem that was sort of in the middle there where you go, is this vintage Eminem or is this... Do you reckon that's the D12 stuff you're thinking of? The D12 stuff was... Average. Nah, I like Purple Pills.

Oh, yeah, that was good. That was good. What do you think, Alana? Let's ask Alana. I quite like it. It made me laugh. Are you sure that you like that Eminem song? I'm fine if you do. I love Eminem. I mean, yeah, I'm a bit of an Eminem fan, so... Okay, Scott. Are you sure that you like that Eminem song? I'm fine if you do.

I love Eminem. I mean, yeah, I'm a bit of an Eminem fan, so I love Eminem. I wouldn't say it's my favourite. No, but if you two want to vote for it, then I'll go with it. I'm voting Ayaz replay. Oh, okay. That was left field, wasn't it? Alana, what are you voting for?

Oh, I mean, I like the Eminem one. It made me smile the most. Yeah, that's true. Well, it's up to you, Clint. And Alana's not actually meant to get a vote. Yeah, do you forget the rules? We're in a real awkward position now. And I'm going to make it more awkward too.

Sorry, Alana. No worries, mate. My boy Clint's got my back for 2021! Well done, Nikita. You win. I was scared to approach ya, but then you came closer Hopin' you would give me a chance Who would've ever knew That we would ever be more than friends But railroad boy breakin' all the rules She like a song played again and again

That girl likes somethin' off her poster That girl is a dime they say That girl is a gun to my holster And she's runnin running through my mind all day Shorty's like a melody in my head That I can't keep on got me singing like Na-na-na-na, every day's like my eye's crossed Like a replay, replay

Shorty's like a melody in my head That I can't keep on got me singing like Na-na-na-na Every day It's like my heart Fasten up We play We play See you being All around the globe

Now once did you Leave my mind We talk on the phone From night till the morning Girl you really Changed my life Doing things I never do I'm in the kitchen

Cooking things she likes Railroad wife Breaking all the rules Someday I wanna make you my wife That girl likes something off her poster That girl is a dime they say That girl is a gun to my holster She's running through my mind all day

Shorty's like a melody in my head That I can't keep, oh got me singing like Na na na na, every day day's like my iPod's Like a replay, replay Shawty's like a melody In my head that I can't keep on Got me singing like Na-na-na-na

Every day's like my iPod's Like a replay, replay I can be your melody A girl, I could write you a symphony The one that could fill your fantasies so come every girl let's sing with me i can be your melody a girl i could write you a symphony the one that could fill your fantasies so come every girl let's sing with me We'll be right back. Shawty's like a melody in my head That I can't keep on got me singing like Na-na-na-na every day

It's like my iPod's stuck on replay Zidim, free and clean. That's I, yes, and replay. We're deep, deep, deep down an Eminem hole. We are trying to figure out what is the song we were thinking of that was an average Eminem song. And you remember it being good, but then you put it on and you're like, I actually know. This is great. And it wasn't just lose it but then you put it on and you're like, oh, actually, no.

This is great. And it wasn't just lose it. That was actually good. That song was great, yeah. Brie thinks it's this one with D12. Yeah. Have you got it?

Yeah. Oh, baby. The way you shake it, I can't believe it. This is not Eminem. They led him astray Nah I like this I like this one

I think I think I might have found it I think it's this one here I think this is the song That you think is going to be A good Eminem song And then you put it on And you're like

Hit me with it I think it's We made you Guess who You miss me Jessica Simpson. Sing the chorus. When you walked through the door, it was clear to me.

I can barely even remember this. Oh, really? Yeah. Who they came to see. Who's that singing? No idea. Everybody wants me. Anyway, he's a legend and, like, it's fine.

I just... There's moments in the catalogue that I think are better than others. Here's some of his latest stuff. Have you sat down and listened to it? It's too fast, you know. It's so quick. Yeah. Like, I don't understand.

Ever since Rap God, I'm like, sorry, maybe I'm getting old, but I can't keep up. When I hear how fast he's, like, he can move his mouth. I'm like... Joe Biden. The ladies must love him. All right, next on the show, a weird thing happened to me at the beach over summer.

And it weirdly involves you too. I was listening to a... This is weird. Yeah, I was listening to a stranger's conversation. What? Yeah, I was listening to a stranger's conversation. They don't know that... Oh, I'm interested. They don't know that I was listening to the whole conversation. You were Yeah, I was listening to a stranger's conversation. They don't know that they don't know that I was listening to the whole conversation.

You were on a nude beach. No, I wasn't. No, I wasn't on a nude beach. Put it this way, if you were sitting next to a really pale guy with a baby and fungal mitar over summer, could have been me, could have been listening to your conversation. Oh, you've hooked me in. I'll let you know what I heard on the beach

next at M. Wait, no, I wasn't meant to play this. Sorry. No, you've hooked me in. I'll let you know what I heard on the beach next at M. Wait, no, I wasn't meant to play this, sorry. No, you played it now. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Ziddy. Bree and Clint. Over the break, I spent a lot of time at the beach. I was in Whangamata.

You can't tell. Hey. Why do you think I do have a tan line? Oh, no, it's gone. That is the most pathetic tan line. And you know what? I congratulate you on that because you were being sun smart. I don't deserve congratulating.

I tried really hard. Did you? Yeah, I tried. I told you not to do that. I said SPF 50. I did some eavesdropping whilst lying on the beach trying to get a tan. How close were you to the people? Right next to them.

Okay. Like awkwardly close? It was awkwardly close, but they put themselves awkwardly close. Were they using your umbrella shade or something? No, we were all using the shade of the tree that was there. Oh, gotcha, okay. But they were awkwardly close.

Like a passerby would have thought we were part of the same group, but we weren't. Oh, yeah. We were close enough that I could listen to their entire conversation without even trying and they weren't talking loud at all. Was it juicy?

It was weird for me because I was sitting there and they had their phones and one of them was down at the beach taking a photo of the kid in the water and the two ladies who were back on the shore going, is that phone waterproof? If he drops that, is that going to be okay? And the other lady goes, oh my God, I heard the funniest thing

on the radio about this. I was listening to, what was I listening to? It was Clint and that Aussie girl. I'm not making any of this up. I promise I'm not making any of this up. And so my ears prick Glad I'm memorable.

My ears prick up straight away. And I was about to go, Bree, you're thinking of Bree. And then she goes, Bree, Bree and Clint. I was listening to Bree and Clint. And I'm sitting right there. Oh, it's where you drop your phone in the water.

And she goes, they were doing this thing where Clint said to her, your phone's waterproof. Let me put it in the water. And she wouldn't let him put it in the water. And she wouldn't let him put it in the water because she was scared and I think they were by

a lake. So it was when we were in Wanaka and I wanted to put your phone in the lake when we were at Hock in Wanaka. And the lady's like, oh, and what happened? And what happened? She goes, oh, he tried for ages to put the phone in the water and she wouldn't let him. She wouldn't let him put it in the water.

But honestly, it was the funniest radio I've ever heard. So I thought this afternoon, we've got to bring it back. No, no, no, no, no, no. We've got to bring back the funniest radio those people have ever heard. Over the break, Breeze upgraded herself. She now has an even better phone. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Before, it was an iPhone 11. No, no, no, no, no, no. Before it was an iPhone 11. No, no, no. Now it's an iPhone 12. Now we can put your laptop in. That's not waterproof. But your phone, I'm telling you, your phone is waterproof. I can't do it. You've upgraded the phone, surely by now.

No, I haven't yet. Oh, it's still the 11. But you've bought the 12. No, this isn't even 11. This is a 10. It's a 10. The 10's waterproof. No, this is the cheap 11. This is a 10. It's a 10. The 10's waterproof. No, this is the cheap 10.

Do you want to give it a go? Just finally, we've bought in a big carafe of water. Do you want to drop the iPhone in the water? I actually don't think this one is waterproof. Well, there's one really quick way to find out. You're planning on getting a new one anyway, aren't you? Put it this way. If you do it, if you do it, we'll know really fast.

How will we know? Because it'll stop working. Should I do it? Should I just throw caution to the wind in 2021? 2020, new year, new you. I mean, you know, how bad could it be? 2020 was a shit show. Right.

And if you do, then you'll get a new one. You'll be forced. It's a new one to the water. Oh, I need to get it out. Oh, no, yeah,, then you'll get a new, you'll be forced into the water! I need to get out! Oh no, yeah, the water is getting on my laptop! It's still working! It's still working! Yay!

There you go, everybody. It's a brilliant clinic exclusive. The iPhone, we think it's a 10. It's water-proof. What a rush! Look at Cam Mansell from the night show. He's like, what is going on in there? Bree and Clint. We are back for 2021

and if you've missed the show so far, the most exciting news on the show is that Clint and his wife Lucy are having another baby. Oh, I thought the most exciting news was that your phone's waterproof. Oh, that I mean it's very close like it's both one or the other but um very exciting news uh which you announced yesterday. Yeah yeah we did the Instagram post yesterday. Um but um she's quite a few months pregnant and I wanted to get your take on this story uh because this is a real story that's out today.

How would you feel, because obviously, you know, she's having the baby, your baby. How would you feel if you found out that your wife named your baby after her ex? Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. So say you have a little boy. Yep. You don't know what you're having, but say you have a boy.

Yeah. And Lucy Say her ex's name was Craig And she goes I want to name it Craig I want to name the baby Craig And I know that her ex's name is Craig Yes

Do I know Craig? Yes I do know Craig You know Craig? Okay Is the baby being named after Craig the ex Or is it a coincidence? Does she also have a family member

Like a great grandfather or something called Craig?? Does she also have a family member like a great grandfather or something called Craig? Well she's also given the baby the same middle name as her ex Craig. So it's after the ex. I'd be a bit iffy. You wouldn't feel great. No I wouldn't feel great. This has happened

over in the UK where a guy has spoken out about how he started dating this woman. She'd recently gotten out of an eight-year relationship and since then they've been in a relationship for about four years. Yeah. They have a baby. They decide they're going to call it, you know,

whatever they were going to call it. Craig. Craig. And then anyway, she does the dirty on him and behind his back she ends up naming it after her ex-partner. So he wasn't aware of the ex? No. So he's met the ex. Now?

No, he'd met him. So how did she name it behind his back? Because he wasn't there when she changed the paperwork. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So the baby had a name and then she changed the baby's name to her ex's name. So they had decided on a name together. Yeah. And then apparently she...

Did they break up? No. He wasn't there and she's filled out the paperwork and she's decided at the last minute to name it after the ex. That's someone's cuckoo. What is she doing? You'd 100% think it was his baby. Yeah, I didn't even think about that. That's where my mind would go.

I'd go, oh, right, so actually this is his baby. You've cheated on me and you want to give the baby your ex's name. His name. Yeah. That's where my mind would go, especially if she's doing it. Anyone who changes the kid's name at the last minute without telling you. What is up? I think there's bigger issues.

Can I ask, how did you and your wife, who named Tui your first baby? Was it joint or did someone have the idea first? When you get pregnant, you spend about nine months just batting ideas around. And I think a lot of people don't decide on the name until the baby comes along. And you go, does it feel right? So we did that.

And we actually only had one girl's name. So we didn't know if we were having a boy or a girl. And then when Tui arrived, we said, Tui works, right? And he went, yeah, Tui works. And so that's. So you don't remember who? Well, you're asking me if my wife has an ex called Tui. Hey, you never know.

Brie and Clint. I said it before and I meant it. This is an important news announcement for men. In fact, it's for anyone who knows and cares for a man. That's pretty much everyone. There you go. Okay, you need to know this information. There is a post that is circling at the moment that is being taken seriously,

which says the fastest way for men to gain immunity to COVID-19 is to inject the vaccine directly into their penis. Oh, God. The image. Oh, God. The image. Oh, my God. Look at the image of it. The image looks very official. It appears with a CNN-like mast head at the top of it.

I was picturing front on, like into the tip. No, no. The picture shows you injecting it into the side of the shaft. Into the meaty part. Yeah, yeah. And it says at the top of it, doctors encourage COVID-19 vaccinations injected into penis. Into the meaty part Yeah yeah And it says On the top of it Doctors encourage COVID-19 vaccinations

Injected into penis That's not real There's a picture Of a real doctor Next to the Penis And He looks very happy

He looks like He knows what He's talking about And urgently Doctors are trying To get the message out That this image is fake Thank god

And that It's not true. It's actually the gooch. It's the best way to get it circling around the area. You know what they're really worried about this? The real issue is not that men will do it. They're worried that this is going to turn an entire generation of men into anti-vaxxers because none of them want to go and get the injection into their wanger. That doesn't surprise me.

They're like, no, no, no, no, no, no. We'll put it in your arm. That's the problem with the internet. Yeah, this is the problem with the internet. You and I have this problem where we're like, is this news story true? Yes, exactly right. And you don't know sometimes. So breaking news and a message I never thought I'd have to share

on the radio in all of my broadcasting career. But officially, please do not inject the COVID-19 vaccine into your penis. Unless it's Viagra, then. Each to their own. Even then, orally is fine. Yeah, true. Or rectally. Brings a whole new meaning to needle dick, doesn't it?

Really does. That might have been too much. Nah, never. We're back, baby never We're back baby We're back