ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 18th January 2024

Episode Date: January 18, 2024

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The ZM Podcast Network. Afternoon everybody, welcome to the Brianne Clint Show. Happy Thursday, y'all. Not a Taylor Swift Thursday. Not a Taylor Swift Thursday, that's next week. That starts next Thursday. Next Thursday. Yeah.

We have the tickets. We have the tickets. Not available until next week. That starts next Thursday. Next Thursday. Yeah. We have the tickets. We have the tickets. Not available until next Thursday. Flights and accommodation as well. It's the whole kit and caboodle. This is the one to win. If you thought your chances of getting to the heiress tour were finished, think again, baby.

But it's not today. Every time Taylor Swift plays on ZM at the moment, you have never seen the phones run so hot. Oh, it's ridiculous. Yeah. They're just's ridiculous. Yeah. They just blocked instantly. Yeah. But not today.

Taylor Swift Day is next Thursday. Yes. Kicks off. So all the details for that are at ZM online. We have more tickets. You can win them,

just not today. Cool. Okay. Got that out of the way. We got that out of the way. We're good to go. There's some goss coming up in the show about the new Mean Girls, which is out in cinemas today.

Lindsay Lohan is in it, right? Yeah, she makes a cameo, I believe. Yeah. And news is out about how much she got paid for her very small cameo. Oh, yeah. In this Mean Girls reboot. And then I've also got the information as to how much she made for the entire original

mean girls too fascinating okay we're gonna play what's the plot today too but let's kick it off with uh tradie verse lady there is 50 cash up for grabs right now if you want to play give us a call right now 0800 dial zm we'll get you on the air free and cl. It's tradie versus lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Back for the deciding year is tradie versus lady. The lady's out in front on two wins already. The tradie's picking up one yesterday, so they're on one. Let's go live to the home of the big cow, Morrinsville,

to meet our lady today. She's 23 years old and she has two children, both of which were over 10 pounds when they were born. Welcome to the show, the mother of the big birthers. It's Amy. G'day, Amy. Hello. God, you've been busy, haven't you? I know, a year apart too.

Pure bad luck. Boys or girls? Pure bad luck. Boys or girls, Amy? One of each. Oh, nice. You got one of each. Pigeon peer.

Okay, you're taking on our tradie today. They're from Auckland. They're 42 and they once cooked, wow, they once cooked lunch for the queen. Welcome to the show, Mars. G'day, Mars. How's it going, guys? Let me guess, a beef stroganoff. No, it was more of a

lunch function event with lots of dishes. It was pretty crazy. Baked beans on toast. Yeah. Not quite. Personal caterers for the Queen. That's amazing, Mars.

That's a huge claim to fame. That's awesome. Okay, Mars, your buzzer is tradie. Amy, your buzzer is lady. The first one of you to get three correct answers will get $50 cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go.

Question number one. The annual Black Clash takes place in Mount Maunganui this weekend where cricket players take on which other code of sportsmen? Tradie. Yes, Mars. Rugby. Rugby players. We're in New Zealand.

What other sport would it be? Yeah, exactly. Nice work, Mars. They've got to get the netballers out there one year to face the cricketers. Would love to see the netballers out there. Get them on the pitch. One point to the tradies.

Question number two. The film Million Dollar Baby was a hit in cinemas in 2004. Who played the main character, Maggie Fitzgerald, Question number two, the film Million Dollar Baby was a hit in cinemas in 2004. Who played the main character, Maggie Fitzgerald? First name blank, last name swank. Tradies. Yes, Mars. Hilary Swank.

Hilary Swank. Of course it was Hilary Swank. Very dark movie if you haven't seen it. Blank Swank's a great name though. Blank Swank. Two to the tradies. You need this one here, Amy, to stay in it. Question number three.

Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Because maybe. Mars. Oasis. There's Oasis, and that's a clean sweep. Love your work, Mars. $50. We'll get that out to you, mate.

Awesome. I listen so many times and I've always wanted to play, so I'm so glad I got through. Oh, well done, mate. We'll come back again for another game later in the year. Will do, will do. Thanks, guys. No worries. You're welcome.

Bree and Clint, we'll play Tradie vs Lady again at 3 o'clock tomorrow. You can represent whichever side you like. Bree and Clint. I think it's time to bring back everyone's favourite segment. Hit it, Clint. What did the doggie? What? What?

What? What? What did the doggie? What? What? What? What? What did the doggie?

What? What? What? What? What did the doggie? What? What? What did the dog eat? What, what, what, what, what did the dog eat? What, what, what, what, what? That is a long intro, but it's worth every second. What did the dog eat?

We've talked about it quite a few times on this show. Sometimes it's off the back of the time my dog Meryl ate every chilli off our chilli plant or the time that she ate, what was it, your dog, Claude? Oh, yeah, she ate my favourite train driver hat. Oh, yeah, she ate your hat, yeah. I had to buy a new one and it's never fit me as well. Yesterday we told the story about the dog that ate the scab off my foot.

That's right. Disgusting. And, Producer Claude, what did your dog eat? He's also eaten my hat, but he's been pretty good. He's eaten the rim of a mirror. He's eaten all of the doorstops in my house. Quite believable, the saying that my dog ate my homework. Yeah, although of all the things I've heard of dogs eating,

never paper. I've never heard of a dog eating paper. Well, let's see what's in the vault of what did the dog eat today because there's a story out where a woman has taken her pug to a veterinary clinic after she noticed her dog was being quite quiet and not eating, which is a bad sign for dogs. Bad sign for anyone. Anyway, the dog's name is Ham. Great name for a pug. Great name.

Took the dog into the vet and they said, okay, we'll need to do some x-rays and see what's going on. And the x-rays revealed a large thing in Ham's stomach. Okay. It was a large mass of things, and they showed the x-rays to the owners and said, you know, does he have a tendency to eat anything that he's not supposed to? Like, can you see what this might be? And that's when it tweaked for the owners that Ham has an affinity

with eating hair ties. Oh, he had a stomach full of hair ties. Inside this little pug's stomach was 60 hair ties. Oh, he had a stomach full of hair ties. Inside this little pug's stomach was 60 hair ties. 60! Do you know how long he would have been eating those for? How do you lose 60 hair ties without noticing as well? Us girls do have a lot of hair ties lying around. Yeah.

Yeah. My house is covered. I've got two daughters and a wife. My house is covered in hair ties. Surprised there wasn't some bobby pins in there too amongst the hair ties. Anyway, he had surgery and he's doing much better now. Oh, good. And they're picking up the hair ties off the floor because Pam loves a hair tie.

Just keep them all on your wrist. Just put 60 hair ties on your wrist. Yeah, cut the circulation off. Yeah, yeah. That or the dog. All right, it's time to. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that or the dog. Alright, it's time to put it out there. 0800 dial ZM. You know the drill. Tell us what your dog ate or you can

text us on 9696. We'll take the funny things, the dangerous things and the gross things. That's Doja Cat. It's Agora Hills on ZM. Are you alright? It's a cat. It's Agora Hills on ZM. Are you right? It's just choking. I'm choking on a white chocolate chip.

You were eating that like 10 minutes ago. Yeah, I found a bit of my tooth. You asked. Well, I'm not going to leave my friend to be choking. I'll be like, hey, what's going on? It's similar to what we're talking about though. Speaking of choking, we're talking about stuff your dog's

eaten. What did the dog eat? That's right. It's back for another year. What did your dog eat? Because they continue to chow down on things they're not meant to. Man, we've had some weird stuff in this segment before. We've had some real weird stuff.

Including adult fun toys. Someone texted through, said, My three-year-old found my adult toy, threw it out the window, and my lab cross-retriever ate it. I believe it too. Labradors eat everything. That kinky Labrador. Let's go to Charlene on 0800-DARLS-IT-M. Hi believe it too. Labradors eat everything. That kinky Labrador. Let's go to Charlene. I know $800 at him. Hi Charlene.

Hi Charlene. Hi. Tell us mate, what type of dog do you have and what did it eat? I've got a Siberian Husky. And he ate the cover of my book, Siberian Huskies for Dummies. He was sending you a message, Charlene.

It is honestly the only thing he's ever eaten. It was hilarious. How ironic is that? Did it have a picture of a dog on it? No, it was just, you know, the classic. Yeah, just yellow and text. I know the books. Yeah, yeah.

Just like that. What a choice. You must be able to read. That's so funny. My dog Whitney, when she was a puppy, ate the cover of her puppy book that you have to take when they get their vaccinations and stuff. So she ate a Whitney Houston CD.

That would have been very funny. Thanks, Charlene. That's great. Anonymous is here. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hey, Brinkley. How you doing?

We're good, thank you. Tell us, mate, what type of dog and what did it eat? Okay, so it's my bestie's dog. Okay. And she's a pitty cross staffy. Right. A pit bull cross staffy. Absolutely gorgeous. Yep. Yep. The most loving dog you've ever seen. I love those dogs.

She's got a wicked sweet tooth. Okay. We left the house one day and left the end of a special brownie. Ooh, a special fun brownie. Oh. Yes. And she ate it?

She ate it. She ate it. She looked like she'd had a stroke, mate. Yeah. She looked like she'd had a stroke. I should laugh. For two days. For two days.

I actually ended up ringing the vet and saying, hey, is she going to be okay? What did the vet say? Because I feel like you'd be a bit nervous to ring the vet in case the vet was angry at you for it. Yeah. What did the vet say? Nah, she was cool as.

She was like, look, don't worry about it. She'll get over it. Yeah. She's got an iron gut. She's got such a sweet tooth. She'd eat chocolate whenever it's around. She'll find it. Anonymous.

She was feeling bad for two days. Where are you getting your brownies from? Dog's fine now? The Hamilton brownies. Yeah, right. Special strain. Anonymous. Am I right?

The only side effect is the dog can't stop listening to L.A.B. now. That's the only thing. It's different down in Hamilton, 420. Thanks, Anonymous. We appreciate it. Maddie's here. I know $800 at him. Hi, Maddie. G'day, Maddie. Hi, how's it going? We're good, thank you. Maddie, tell us, what type of dog? What did it eat?

Okay, so he's my old boy. I no longer have him because he was quite old. Oh, RIP. He was an autocolli cross. Okay. And, um, yeah, he ate my son's umbilical cord. Oh, wow. My son was about 10 days old and as babies, as they do, the cord fell off and it was just sitting in his nappy

while I bathed him. It still had the little clippy thing on it and I turned around and my dog's sitting there licking his lips and the umbilical cord. Just disgusting, Maddie. Those little bits of umbilical cord that take a couple of weeks to fall off, they smell so bad, eh, Maddie? Disgusting.

They smell so bad. And he was all up in there. Would have been like a dried bully stinking your dog. Would have been like, yeah, delicious. Disgusting. Cliff and all. The whole thing. A little bit of baby jerky for the dog.

Maddie. Yuck. Yep. Bless his heart. Someone texted her and said, our St Bernard Milo eats underwear that's hanging on the washing line. Dogs love undies, eh? We've had a lot of calls from people who said that their dog

ate the crotch out of their dirty undies. My auntie's dogs. Two King Charles Cavaliers used to eat the crotch out of my dirty undies? My auntie's dogs. Two King Charles Cavaliers used to eat the crotch out of my auntie's undies. And she, every time I'd stay over there, she'd go, don't leave your undies on the floor. Dirty dogs. They are looking for them.

Dirty, dirty dogs. Only the dirty ones, never the clean ones. Brie and Clint. I said to you before, Brie, that I have a new purchase that I want to make. And I just thought I'd run it by you. A jockstrap. No, it's not a jockstrap.

No. It's nothing to do with my downstairs. Oh, actually. A hammock. It's nothing directly to do with my downstairs. A banana hammock. No, not a banana hammock. Okay.

No. It's because it's a new year and new year, new me. Of course. This is when people buy, you know, like gym equipment or, you know, anything that's kind of like health related. Yeah, you're in the right area. Okay. And I've been heavily influenced by someone.

A boxing bag. No. Oh, yeah, I do want a boxing bag, but that's not the purchase. I wouldn't feel the need to justify a boxing bag. You just go to a real sport and get one for, how much is a boxing bag? A hundred bucks? No. Really?

More than that. Really? Yeah, maybe four, five.... How much is a boxing bag? $100? No. Really? More than that. Really? Yeah, maybe $400, $500. $500 for a boxing bag? Oh, I could be way off. I'm talking like the full boxing bag. The full Monty, yeah. Yeah.

Well, it's not a boxing bag. Claudia, are you Googling how much a boxing bag costs? If you want a decent one, it's going to be a couple hundred. Couple hundred. But there's some for $60 if you want a little cheapy. That thing would bust it. Oh, actually. With my power, I'd probably punch straight through that.

Oh, yeah, definitely. Yeah. No, you could get the $60 one. It would probably last you 10 years. No, that's not what I want to get. This is more, what I want to get is more relaxing than that. Okay. The purchase that I think.

A zen garden. No, not a zen garden, but you're in the right area. I've decided that I think I want to get an ice bath. All right, Art Green. Yeah, that's the reason why I've been watching his Instagram over summer. Who hasn't? Yeah. He's got a new one. Yeah, I know. He's got the, it's like a round one now, like a round wooden one. Yeah, he's been sitting in a chest freezer like an old leg of lamb for the last 18 months. Is that just a freezer? I thought it was an actual ice bath. Nah, it was an actual chest freezer.

And then he put nice cladding around the outside of it, I think, to make it look built in. But turns out, if you fill a chest freezer with water and then sit in it every day, it doesn't last very long. So that's broken. And then he's gone and got this purpose-built, it's like a round wooden tub that you can climb into. It's like a little mini old-school tub. Yeah.

And I just feel like maybe that's the thing that I'm missing. Maybe that's the item that I need in my home wellness centre. I feel like you, have you even tried, when was the last time, actually, have you ever done an ice bath? No. Oh, mate. But I've been doing cold showers. Mate, I used to do so many ice baths when I played a lot of high-level sport.

That's right. I was pretty sporty. Worst experience of my life, and I'm not joking when I say, like, horrific. Really? It hurts. Because I would have thought at the end of like a run or some exercise or something it would be quite nice to get into an ice bath. I don't think you understand how much it hurts.

It hurts? Yeah. Have Claude or Phil and producer Pixie, have you guys ever done an ice bath? I've also done a It hurts? Yeah. Have Claude or film producer Pixie, have you guys ever done an ice bath? I've also done a cold shower. Yeah. Not the same. The reason why I thought I could get into it is because I've been doing some exercise and then going

and getting straight into the ocean, but being really brave and just going straight in, like not acclimatising, just walking straight in and going straight underwater. So I thought if I could do that, I could do an ice bath. Not the same. How about I organise a wheelie bin and we put a bunch of ice in it and you can do

an ice bath. I don't want to get in a stinky old wheelie bin. You've got to test it before you go out and spend thousands on an ice bar. Give me a nice, give me a real... We're going wheelie bin. That's what all the sporting people do. That's what we all had to do. We'd get into the wheelie bin. You put a little ice crate down below. Okay. All right. I reckon once you have an ice bath, like an actual one,

I can't believe you've never had one. No, I've never had one. Once you have one, you'll be like, that was horrible. You might be about to save me a lot of money. Look, I'm not going to lie. It definitely helps. It definitely helps your muscles recover and you feel better afterwards. But it's not a nice experience. Also, I'm interested in buying one at the height of summer. I'm not sure that I'd get it in the depths of winter.

That's a great point. Am I really going to want to get into this? It's one thing doing an ice bath in summer. Another thing doing it in winter. I'd love to hear to get into this? It's one thing doing an ice bath in summer, another thing doing it in winter. I'd love to hear from some people on the text machine, if you bought an ice bath, like within the last 12 months, how many times have you used it? Like are you in it every day?

Or is it one of those things that you get it, you use it once? I feel like if you are green, you're in it every day because he trains so hard. And, you know, he lives that life. He is that life. He is that life. He is that life. I reckon we'll give you a test and then you can decide.

It's up to you. Yeah. But at least test it out first. All right, five men. Can you give me a clean wheelie bin? Claude, can we get at least maybe a recycle bin? You want one of those tall ones? You need a big bin.

You need a big bin. Nah, we'll just get a normal bin. We'll rinse it out, whack some bags of ice in there, good to go. Free and Clint. Free and Clint. Yeah, people are agreeing with you about the ice bath on the text machine. Not a relaxing experience, I'm telling you. Have you not seen the movie Stick It?

No. Put it on the list, Claude. Stick It? Yeah. I've seen the Angelina Jolie one where she has the bath in that wax and then she gets fully repaired. You know that one? How was that? Where she bends the bullets.

How was that in any way the same? I don't know. It's what I imagine an ice bath is like. What is that movie called? It's called She Bends Bullets. What is that movie? It's quite a good movie. I've seen it.

Yeah. Can't remember it. Put it in What's the Plot, Claude. We're going to play that soon. No, don't put it in there. Someone else just said, come on, Clint. No one is having ice baths. Unless you're Art Green.

You need to be the lifestyle. I'm really keen to try it. If you organise it, I'll definitely do it. Claude, get the microphone ready, but you're going to have to keep it quite far away from him because his girly screams are going to be like, ah, ah, ah. Because honestly.

I'll stay in there as long as I can. You won't last two minutes. You reckon? No. I wasn't imagining lasting two minutes. I was aiming for one. Are we talking about the ice bath? Hey, there's this story in the news today about an Air New Zealand pilot

who has performed a partial striptease in full view of the public. What? After getting into an argument with aviation security. Yeah. Oh, so this is in the airport, not on the plane. No, on the plane. Thank God. Jeez, on the plane.

Can you imagine? Everyone's on them. Hello, everyone. This is your captain speaking. Let's go, girls. Now, on the ground, funny and interesting. In the air, very concerning. Very worrying.

Senior pilot. Oh, we don't need to name him. He's already in the news. No, no, yeah, let's stop. We don't need to name him. He knows who he is. But a senior Air New Zealand pilot in their 60s. They were the captain of an Air New Zealand flight

from Queenstown to Auckland last November. And they got really frustrated when airport security told him to take his boots off to go through security. Is this in Queenstown Airport? Yes. It always drives me nuts because every airport's different. Queenstown Airport is the only airport in New Zealand that requires you to take your

boots off, which is weird. Or shoes above the ankle is what it is. And he was wearing ankle boots. Yeah, so any shoes above the ankle, you're taking them off. It's extra annoying because Queenstown is the only place that I'm wearing boots. Yeah, because it's cold. It's cold. So you have to wear shoes above the ankle.

In the pilot's defence, it is a huge pain in the arse. Because we don't do that here. We don't do that. I know that people from overseas come here and they're like, because if you fly from Auckland to Tauranga, you don't even go through security here and they're like, because if you fly from Auckland to Tauranga, you don't even go through security. And they're like, what?

Yeah. So when you- That was very confronting for me when I moved to New Zealand. I was like, but when do we put our bags through the security thing? Anyway, he'd had enough of this pilot and he threw a shitty. And then- What did he do? So he took the boots off.

Yeah. And went through the metal detector arch thing and then it beeped at him which added insult to injury. Oh no. And from what I can tell, it doesn't say but from what I can tell, I think he's gone Oh well why did I just take it all off then?

And he started taking items of clothing off It was November, he was at the end of his tether. We all are there in November. They called the police over. No. Yeah, you can't have an adult tantrum in an airport. Worst place.

Especially as the pilot. Like, yeah, it's not a good look. It's not a good look. They calmed him down. Did he get down to his undies? It doesn't say how far. Oh, got it. It just says pilot strips protest.

Pilot strips in protest over airport screening. With the right music though. And like if you couldn't hear what he was saying. Could totally change the vibe of that whole situation. You know, and that's what they do on TikTok these days. They just put music over a video out of context and then all of a sudden he's not angry. He's. Oh, no, see, that's still creepy.

He's a Randy player. I think you need to keep going. I think you need to go, like, genuine. Oh, okay. Like, because then it changes it To something more fun Like cause when I think of A hen's night Yeah

It's fun And so he's there He's having an adult tantrum A pilot yeah yeah Starts taking his clothes off And everyone's like Oh someone got a stripper gram Oh it's a pilot one

Ladies and gentlemen This is your captain speaking. It's a great time. He's like, DJ, hit it. They're like, you're in airport security. The conditions overhead are moist. Look out, because I've got a concealed weapon. You'd really go to jail then. I meant my penis. I meant my penis. moist. Look out, because I've got a concealed weapon.

You'd really go to jail then. I'm at my penis. I'm at my penis. Anyway, all cleared up. Everyone's all good now. Everyone's all good. If Queenstown Airport are listening, chill it with the boots, man. Chill it with the boots. Also, please keep us safe. Thank you very much for that, too.

Please keep us safe. Thank you very much for that. Please keep us safe. Brie and Clint. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic. Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do. Brie and Clint's What's the Plot?

It's back, baby. Our premiere movie guessing game where you take on Bree to guess movies as quickly as you can off the plot lines that I read out. Here to take you on today, for the first time this year, is you, David. Kia ora. Hello, David.

Kia ora. David, are you a movie man? You love settling down to a movie. You watch the new ones. You watch the classics. Yeah, a bit of both. Just whatever is on. David, the movie Die Hard.

Christmas movie or not? Christmas movie, definitely. He's a movie man. He's a movie man. Okay, David, how this works, just so we're clear, I will begin reading the plot line to a famous movie. You don't have to wait for me to finish before you buzz in with your name

to have a guess of what that movie is. If you get two movies correct before Bree does, you'll win the game, okay? Copy that. Good luck, David. 50 bucks cash up for grabs today. Our theme for the day is a bit of a vague one, but Claudia has picked movies that were all released in the month of January.

Because it's January right now, so these are all January movies. I like that vague topic, Claude. There's no advantage as far as themes go. I like it. Okay, so here we go. Movie number one that was released in January 2008, actually. Always the Bridesmaid, but never the Bride. Brie.

27 Dresses. Shit. Worth a shot. And it paid off. Were you going to say the same thing, David? Yes, I was, actually. Yeah. Katherine Heigl.

All I said was Always The Bridesmaid. Well, I mean, if you know that movie, that is literally the whole premise. I would have said Bridesmaids. Too good, eh? Too good. Okay, you're still in this, David, okay? I'm not going to give the year this time. Just to make it a bit more... It did give me a hint.

Yeah. Here we go. As a group of New Yorkers enjoy a going away party, little do they know that they will soon face the most terrifying night of their lives. A creature the size of a... Brie. Brie. Independence Day.

Incorrect. Free guess, David. Is it... Nah, nah, nothing. Nothing? Okay, I'll carry on. A creature the size of a skyscraper. Brie.

Brie. Godzilla? No. Free guess, David. Is it... Creature. Nah, nah. I'll give you the year now.

It's also 2008. A creature the size of a skyscraper. Creepers, creepers. No. No, no. No, you've got to buzz in if you want to. Descends on the city, leaving death and destruction in its wake. Using a handheld video camera, the friends record their struggles.

Bray. Oh, David. The Blair Witch Project. No. David. David. Cloverfield. Hi, David. The Blair Witch Project. No. David. David. Cloverfield. Cloverfield.

Great work, David. I have seen it, but a long time ago. Released the exact same day as... Yeah, the handheld camera gave it away. Yeah. Nice work, David. Well done. Released the same day as 27 Dresses.

Oh, there you go. Movie number three. Here we go, guys. These are all completely random, but I will tell you we're going to 2016 this time. Okay. January 2016. An uptight lawyer is one week away from marrying his boss's controlling

daughter. David? I was going to say the proposal. No, good guess. Good guess, David. Uptight lawyer. He's controlling. Nah, I need some more. Okay, putting him on the fast track for a partnership at his firm.

Tricked by his grandfather, he finds... Brie. Bad grandpa. So close. David. Nah, I need more. You're, like, off by a word. Tricked by his grandfather, he finds himself...

Dirty grandpa? Dirty grandpa. Oh! Oh, man. Oh, I was lucky. Bad grandpa was Sonny Northville. Hey, well done, David. Good go.

You don't get the $50 cash, but you do get the 50 KFC chicken dollars. Well done. Oh, good. Thanks. Thanks for playing, David. I should say, a long listener, first-time caller. No way, David. Stay right there.

You got there just in time, David. First-time caller. First-time caller. We've got to give him the time, David. First time car. First time car. We've got to give him the parade. First time car. It's a big deal. Yeah, thanks for calling through finally, David. Yeah, new year.

New year. New David. New David. Bree and Clint. Right, here's the situation. I'll tell you the details and then we'll discuss who's the a-hole. Okay. So a 23-year-old bridesmaid recently found herself in the situation where she asked her friend, her good friend who's getting married,

about what the bridesmaids were wearing and the bride said, you know, this is what everyone will be wearing. And she said, I'm probably not going to wear a bra. Okay. The bride said, no, no, you will be wearing a bra. It is my wedding. You will strap those puppies down and you will wear a bra to my wedding. Yep.

She has said that she is quite small in the breast area and she normally hardly ever wears a bra, makes her feel uncomfortable. She doesn't really wear them. And she's thinking about rebelling and just not wearing a bra. She reckons the bride won't even notice. The bride has lost it and said, if you don't wear a bra, you're not in the bridal party.

Whoa. Okay. No bra, no bridal party. That sounds intense, like she's going to do like a check. Just before they head up the aisle, she's going to be like, alright ladies, flash me. I'm going to cup them. You're right. If they're small enough, she could

just get away with it. You just put the little pasties on the nip nips Yeah, she could get away with it Because if she doesn't wear one, then it gets cold Yeah, that is a situation Although it's January, she should be fine Yeah I'm trying to put myself in the situation I wouldn't care

I'm trying to figure out why the bride cares I think it's maybe She's hot, I reckon it's maybe if it takes any type of attention off her. You know, she does. Do you reckon the 23-year-old bridesmaid's hot? Yeah, if she's got headlights, could take attention off the bride. She wants to dip him. Yeah. Okay, that's one possible reason.

Yes. Is there any other reason? What would be the other reason? Have you seen the dress? Haven't seen the dress. Because if it's a dress... It could be a dress because a lot of bridesmaids' dresses

but you can't wear bras unless you see the bra. Yeah, exactly. What kind of dress would a bra make better? You know? Yeah. Like surely if you can get away with not wearing one... You would. You would. Yeah, it's like, yeah. If I could get away with not wearing one. You would. You would. Yeah. It's like, yeah. If I could get away with not wearing a bra, I a thousand percent would.

Yeah. But I feel like I'd take the bride's eye out. Like I get, you know, get to the reception, the songs start playing, YMCA, and someone loses an eye. Do you reckon the bride's got the big bongos and she's never been able to go braless? Maybe she's jealous. And so the bridesmaid's saying that she wants to go braless on the bride's got the big bongos and she's never been able to go braless? Maybe she's jealous. And so the bridesmaid's saying that she wants to go braless on the bride's big day is kind of triggering for her.

And she's like, no! My whole life I've wanted to do that and this is my special day. How dare you? If I have to suffer in this titty prison, so do you. Do you think the bridesmaid should suck it up, strap him in, or is the bride being a little bit over the top? Doesn't matter if the bride is being a little bit over the top.

She hasn't asked you to do anything crazy, so you should just do it. Like what? Put a bra on? How dare you tell me to put a bra on and see how it goes? If it was my wedding day. I'm going to start coming to work with no bra on and don't you dare. Well, I wouldn't be able to, but maybe on my birthday I could tell you to.

Do you reckon management here at NZB could tell me to put a bra on? Nah, not in this environment, not in 2024. They wouldn't dare. They'd give you a certificate. They'd go, congratulations. I'd be like, how could you tell that I'm not wearing a bra? Why were you looking? You're like, I am wearing a bra. How dare you? They'd go, congratulations. I'd be like, how could you tell that I'm not wearing a bra? Why were you looking? You're like, I am wearing a bra.

How dare you? They're on the desk. Everybody can tell. Yeah, fair enough. All right, let's rip into these. You tell us your birthday. We do the math, the calculations, figure out what was number one when you were 16.

We're going to play our favourite one. Grace is here. Hi, Grace. G'day, Grace. Hi, how are you? Good, mate. How's your week been? Oh, well, you can decide what's worse, a fracture in my shoulder blade or the warehouse selling

Easter eggs. Got to be the Easter eggs. It's January. I know. Like, what the hell? It's triggering, eh? You're. It's January. I know. Like, what the hell? It's triggering, eh? You're like, come on, slow down. I also don't mind a sneaky early Easter egg, though.

I don't mind an early hot cross bun. Yeah, I mean, same category. The Easter eggs can wait. We can get chocolate. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Oh, Grace, how did you fracture your shoulder blade?

I fell out the back of the truck. I'm not going to ask any more questions. Enough said. Yep, enough said. All right, Grace, what's your birthday, babe? The 9th of the 2nd, 93. All right, that means you were 16 in 2009. And back on your 16th, this was at the top.

Oh, wow. Kelly Clarkson. Kelly Clarkson. Kelly Clarkson. Yeah. My life would suck without you. What do you reckon? It would. It's good, yeah. Yeah.

I do love a bit of vintage Kelly Clarkson. Not bad, Grace, not bad. Let's go to Tamea, who's going to do a birthday banger for their mum. Hi, Tamea. Hi, Tamea. Hi. How old are you, Tamea, who's going to do a birthday banger for their mum. Hi, Tamea. Hi, Tamea. Hi. How old are you, Tamea? 11.

You're 11, so a bit too young yet because you've got to be 16 and over, obviously. So you're going to do your mum's birthday. What's your mum's name? Rosa. Rosa. Okay, what's Rosa's birthday, Tamea? The 21st of September, 1976. Well done. Let's do it.

That means your mum was 16 in 1992, and Tamea, here's her birthday banger. Sounds like some people are happy about a Billy Ray Cyrus. Mum's line dancing in the car. Does she like it, Tamea? Yeah. You got a happy mum? Tamea's laughing. Okay, wait there.

We're going to do one more birthday banger for Kim. Hi, Kim. G'day, Kim. Hi, guys. How you going, Kim. Hi, guys. How you going? Good. How's your week been? A bit better than Grace's by the sound of it.

I'll say. You haven't fallen out the back of any trucks? No, no. Back to work. Have to be pretty bad to top that, I think. Hey, Kim, what's your birthday? 18th of April, 1993. All right.

That means you were 16 in 2009 also. What's your birthday? 18th of April 1993. All right. That means you were 16 in 2009 also. But on your 16th, this was number one. When you go down. Bit of Flo Rida. Who up until last week was following our producer Claudia on Instagram. Way to rub it in. Way to rub it in, yeah.

I told you not to send him nudes. Well, I thought it was going to be good, you know? Hey, it's about Kim right now. Kim, do you like your birthday banger, Flo Rida, Right Round? Yeah, it's not too bad. It's not too bad. That song was huge for Flo Rida and the female voice on it, Kesha. Kesha, before she was famous. Never got paid for it.

Are we about to play Billy Ray Cyrus' Achy Breaky Heart? Oh, I feel like we might be. I feel like we might be about to. I think we are. Tamea. Tamea, do you promise to turn it up and listen to the whole song if we play Billy Ray Cyrus? Yes.

Tamea, your mum and you have won birthday banger. Tears of joy. Brian Clint. You're on ZM. Brian Clint. ZM Bree and Clint The winner of Birthday Banger today

Fintamaya's mum Rosa Miley Cyrus' dad Billy Ray Cyrus Do you reckon He's better known as Billy Ray Cyrus Or Miley Cyrus' dad These days Miley Cyrus' dad I saw a meme over summer that said,

I wish Billie Eilish, Carly Rae Jepsen, and Miley Cyrus would start a covers band together and call it Billie Rae Cyrus. Oh, it's good. Isn't that a great idea? Even just for one sketch. Yeah, for Saturday Night Live or something. Yeah, or to do it at the bloody Country Music Awards.

Be brilliant. Give Billy Ray the Lifetime Achievement Award or something for that one song that he had. Wonder how much money he made off Aggie Break Your Heart. Wonder how much money he made off Miley Cyrus. A lot. A lot. Millions.

Hundreds of millions. Hey, trigger warning for anyone who has a lot of parking fines. I saw a friend of mine post on Instagram last night that he has finally paid off $17,000 worth of parking tickets. That is actually outrageous. It's outrageous. $17,000. Mate, how unresponsible are you?

He's a great guy, but he definitely went through... Unresponsible great guy. Irresponsible? Irresponsible. Oh, shit. He went through a period of his life. I was there actually when he was getting all of these tickets. How was he getting so many tickets? He just was an absolute hot mess. It was about 10 years ago when we worked together

and he started racking up these fines. He had a really shitty old red Audi, like a 90s Audi sedan, and it had no rego and no warrant. And I don't think it could get a warrant. Like, I don't think it would pass. Yeah, right. Like, he had to spend money on it to get it to pass. And he didn't have the money. He didn't have the money to do that

but he still drove it to work every day and if you don't have a rego and warrant when the parking warden comes around to check if you've paid for your parking. Is it extra? It's $400 each time. Each time you get a ticket it's $400. Holy Toledo.

And there was a period where he was getting those tickets daily. Then why was he continuing to drive and park there? Because it got to the point where, I'm not excusing it, but it got to the point where I think his mentality was, oh my God, it's so far beyond anything I can control anymore. I just can't think about it anymore anymore I just can't think about it anymore I just can't think about it and he would get the parking ticket

and he would just throw it into the back seat of the car and there it would lie and there it lay for a long time oh god but eventually he got the car towed off the road and then got a plan together to start paying down his fines because if you go to them and say, look, I can't pay. I've got no money.

But I will pay over time. Then they'll find a way for you to pay them down. Can you pay, what, like five bucks a week? You can pay five bucks a week. It doesn't matter. God, you'd be paying for weeks. You'd be paying forever. He was paying for 10 years.

Yeah. He's just paid it off. 17 grand worth of parking tickets. He's just paid it off. 17 grand worth of parking tickets. He's just paid them off. God, he must feel so good. I reckon you'd feel a mixture of good and also still gutted because you'd go. I just wasted $17,000. But it's good.

You've got to put it behind you and he has put it behind him. A friend of mine's brother years and years and years ago when I still lived in Brisbane and they just started to roll out the new technology because in Brisbane they've got the gateway bridge which used to be, you know, you pull up to the toll and you give your money to the person and you go over the bridge. And then they were just starting to roll out the new technology

where half would still be where you can put your money in and then half would be, I think they called it eToll at the time. Yeah, scans your plate or something. Yeah, scans your plate. No, it scans the little, it was the little thing that you put up in your windscreen. Yeah, yeah. But it was real new.

Anyway, this friend of mine's brother who was a bit of a bad boy just used to drive, because you just drive straight through. Yeah. Like they don't check it or anything. And he just started driving through there and did it for years and years and years and then ended up getting a bill for like, I think it was like $40,000. What? Yeah.

Like because it was over a number of years and- And then he hadn't paid it. So he hadn't paid it. So then obviously- Accruing interest. Exactly. Yeah. He went to court about it. So then obviously. Accruing interest. Exactly. Yeah. He went to court about it and everything.

Fines on fines on fines. Yeah. Because they just had all these photos of him just every day when he'd go to work, driving straight through the toll. There's. Wow. There's some big ones out there. There's a famous New Zealand former radio DJ who had quarter of a million dollars of parking

What? Yeah. Quarter of a million dollars. He can't What? Yeah, quarter of a million dollars. You can't say? I won't say. You can tell me off air. I'll tell you off air. You can tell me.

Yeah, I'll tell you. Really? Was it then? Not on the radio, now. Okay. No. But off air. Tell me.

JJ Feeney. No, it wasn't JJ. It was her co-host, Flynnie. Guys, I want to talk about calendars. Oh, this isn't the dog poo calendar, is it? No, no, no, no, no. But I'm still working on that. When's your dog poo calendar coming out? It's mid-January.

Yeah, but it's a late calendar. A late calendar? Yeah, maybe January. I'm skipping January. Those don't exist. It's quite... They exist now. All right. It's going to be the world's first March to March exist. It's quite, they exist now. All right.

It's going to be the world's first March to March calendar. That's a good idea. No one else is doing it. You could do a financial year calendar from April to March. That's a great idea. I like it. Now, I had an interesting conversation that happened at the Christmas dinner table actually on holidays. And producers, you can weigh in on this because we need multiple people

because the conversation started happening around the table. I think someone saw it online somewhere and we all started having the conversation. And so we were talking about the calendar months in a year and how different people see it differently in their mind and there's different ways to see it. Like when you picture the 12 calendar months, how do you see it? Horizontal?

Vertical? Or in a circle? Or in a triangle? Square? I see it vertically and blocks. or in a circle, or in a triangle, square. I see it vertically in blocks. So from the top January. I've got a January block, a February block. Vertically all the way down to December. Yeah, like you're tearing pages off a calendar

and then stacking them down. But vertically down. And January's at the top and we go down. We follow the calendar down to December at the bottom. Me? Yeah. Horizontal calendar down to December at the bottom. Me? Yeah. Horizontal. So it starts from the left.

January's at the left. Starts on the left, January, and then works all the way to the right, December. Okay. And that's how I've always seen it. Isn't it interesting that you and I see it differently? Who's seeing it as a circle? Let's talk to the producers. Let's go to producer Claude.

How do you see the months of the year? Similar to you, Brie, left to right, but it's only the initial, the first initial of each month is what I see. It's just like it's in a Word document. It's just in one line. Right. So you have even that more specific,

like specifics of how you see and what you see exactly. Because you can't see anything in your mind. Yeah, I can see nothing. But I do see, but when I picture it, I always... When we talk about that, you don't visualise things. And fantasia I've got. You can't visualise things in your brain. I can't.

Like when I close my eyes, it's just black. Oh, my God. I can't see anything. I say the best things when I close my eyes. I bet you do. Pixie, what's it for you? Well mine's even more visual. It's like January to June and then it's a picture of Jason Derulo.

That video, that vine, eh? What? Because they put the letters of the month and it goes J. From July to December is spells out Jason D. Yeah Yeah that's right It's like January, March, April, May, June Jason Derulo

July, August, September October, November And is it horizontal? No it's vertical and then Jason And then Jason's there That wasn't an option but that's a good one Jason's at the bottom I love that one

April, May, June, Jace Someone on the text machine said I'm a big old circle Can up to July and then Counting back down to December I've heard of some people who have a circle But it's like instead of being Towards you

It's like kind of backwards Like a flat disc Like a flat earth situation instead of being like towards you, it's like kind of backwards. Yeah. So it's like 3D. Like a flat disc. Yeah. Like a flat earth situation. Like a 3D circle. I don't think in flat. I don't think about anything in flat.

It's all up in front of me. Yeah, same. I don't think of anything in like a tabletop sitting. You mean like looking down on it. Yeah, like it's sitting on the table. And then what about a 3D circle? Like a sphere. Going horizontal. A sphere. it's sitting on the table. And then what about a 3D circle? Like a sphere. Going horizontal.

A sphere? A sphere? Or a circle? Like a holo-hope. What? I'm so confused. She's not a visual learner. No. That's too much for her. I've got aphantasia. I want to talk about this situation

where we can all weigh in on this. Producers, if you want to have an opinion, it's one of those situations where what do we think? First date, who says you should split the bill? Who says someone should foot the whole bill? I believe on a first date, the person who asked the other person out on a date should pay for the bill, pay for the date. That's what I think.

I think that should be the case. That's nice. Yeah, because I asked you, I the case. That's nice. Yeah. Because I asked you, I wanted to take you out on a date. If I ask you out on a date and then I'm like, you pay for half. That doesn't seem fair. And you've probably chosen the restaurant. Can I say,

call this toxic masculinity, but I feel like if I go out on a date and say, man, you go on a date? Yeah. And then I would naturally pay or try to pay for the date. If you said, no, no, let's split it, I'd go, oh, she didn't enjoy the date. That's so not true.

I'd go, oh, she doesn't want the guilt of saying that this is not happening again. So she's taking, she's going, I didn't, I'm not. I think it just is dependent on the person's personality. It is. I'm just telling you how a man's mind works sometimes. In fairness, that could be the case in certain situations.

Me personally, as a person I like to pay my own way. Yeah. But if someone asked you out. I also think it's nice if someone goes no, I'm paying, then I will let someone pay. Like if they ask me out I also think it's nice if someone goes no I'm paying then I will let someone pay like if they ask me out You offer one say and then if they insist you go Okay

Oh that's so nice Give us the situation So here's the situation a guy has asked a girl out on a date they've turned up at the restaurant she has ordered an appetiser that he did not want, didn't want any part of it, didn't want to share it.

They've both then ordered their meals and at the end of the night, he has said, we're splitting it because I didn't have any of that appetiser. Take a listen. There's some audio of the awkwardness after he suggests splitting it. Why are we splitting the bill? Well, I mean,

it's our first date, so I thought we should maybe go half. I can't believe you made us split the bill. I mean, you ordered an appetizer that I didn't even touch. Why do you think that I should pay for it? Okay, but you asked me out. I know, but you ordered something that I did.

You asked me out. All right, see ya. All right, see ya. Hello. He was dropping you home. Hi. Right. More awkward than the bill her home. Oh, okay. Right. More awkward than the bill splitting bit

is recording your conversations after the date. That's what this generation's doing these days. Yeah, is that for real or is that a fake? I don't know. Who knows? It seemed quite, like, listening to it, it doesn't seem as real, but when I was watching it, it seemed quite real.

If we take it as a real situation, though. Let's just say it's a real situation. Her ordering an appetizer. If you were going to pay. She needs to run. If you intended it as a real situation, though. Let's just say it's a real situation. Her ordering an appetizer. If you were going to pay. She needs to run. If you intended to pay. You asked her out. And then her ordering an appetizer was the straw that broke the camel's back.

It's a really bad omen for the relationship going forward. I'd be running. Yeah. He posted it like, the tone of his voice was like, yeah, I'm right. I'm in the right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You made yourself look like such a dick. Let's just say.

Does that guy get a date too if that's with you? Absolutely not. I don't think he's getting a date with anyone. Bree and Clint. And that's the end of the Bree and Clint show for another day. And tomorrow's Friday. How good? How bloody good is a Friday?

Tomorrow I start my new routine of yoga Fridays. I'm going to do yoga on Fridays. When? Before, after the show, during? No, before the show. Before we go to the pub. So I'll go yoga, pub, then work. God, you're the regular day modern man.

I reckon. Are you going to do Bikram? Nah. Bit of Bikram yoga? It's just whatever the Les Mills people are doing. Can I just say Bikram yoga. It's just whatever the Les Mills people are doing. Can I just say Bikram yoga sucks balls. It's so crap. I hate it because I hate being hot.

Like I'm someone who overheats at the best of times. And then they throw you in this boiling hot room with all these hot people who don't even barely sweat. I come out looking like I just went for a swim. The people at yoga look good. They bend good. They've got all the right clothes. But that's okay.

I'm not going to let that intimidate me. I need to be able to bend down to the ground without groaning. I don't know if you're a yoga man. I can't picture it. Why not? I feel like you'll get bored. I need some flexibility, though. I need to do some stretching.

Yeah, that's fair. Yoga is good for that, apparently. I don't like the bit where you lie on your back at the end for like five minutes. Do you do that? Yeah. Is that like a thing to like calm your center or something? You bring yourself back to yourself. You know what is very good for stretching and that type of thing is Pilates.

Oh, yeah? Have you ever tried Reformer Pilates? Is that on the machine? Yeah. No. It's so hard. Yeah. Like, I sweat bullets doing that.

I've seen some fancy Instagrammers who have got one of those Reformer Pilates machines in their house. Apparently, they're like five grand a machine. Yeah, yeah. Isn't that wild? Yeah. Yeah, I got caught in one of those once. Did you?

Yeah. I got caught in the... Part of my... Because I wasn't wearing tights and a part of my skin got caught in one of the springs. Oh, shit. Hurt like shit. You need like those spring-free trampolines.

You need one of those, but it's a Windsor Pilates machine. Yeah, exactly. All right. Well, we'll see you after yoga tomorrow then. Namaste. I'll report back. Have a great night, everybody. We'll catch you back tomorrow.

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