ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 18th July 2023
Episode Date: July 18, 2023Does the Barbie movie live up to the hype? What are you still doing at your age. Bree's boujie pillows. Hype videos. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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Afternoon everybody, welcome to the show, it's Brie and Clint.
G'day guys, happy Barbie movie release week.
Yeah, you got your Barbie merch on.
Got my Barbie merch on.
Got your Beach Malibu Barbie sweatshirt on.
There is Barbie merch everywhere at the moment.
I bought this little number from JJ's.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
The world has gone pink crazy.
I know.
Like, everything is pink to celebrate the Barbie movie.
It's wild.
It's taken over the globe, hasn't it?
Yeah.
When do we reach peak pink?
Never.
Never?
Never.
Never too much pink.
Never?
Would you get a pink car?
Yeah, I'd get a pink car. Would you? Absolutely. And drive it every day? Yeah. Never? Never. Never too much pink. Never? Would you get a pink car? Yeah, I'd get a pink car.
Would you? Absolutely. And drive it every day? Yeah. Would you? Why not?
Stand out. Alright. Yeah.
Claude, can we have a look into how much it would cost
to wrap Bree's car in pink, please?
Yeah, sure. Do you want to borrow Ella's pink car otherwise?
Ella, have you got a pink car?
Yeah, like pink purpley. Just for the
Barbie movie? Yeah. That is commitment.
That's huge. You've seen the Barbie movie. That is commitment. It's huge.
You've seen the Barbie movie.
We're going to get Bree's expert review on that very shortly.
From everything I can hear, it's glowing.
Yeah.
I mean, I was very, very lucky to attend the pink carpet last night.
It was giving Kennergy for sure.
Kennergy.
Kennergy. Kennergy, for sure. Kennergy.
Kennergy.
Kennergy's very good.
I like that.
Also, two chances for you to go on the draw to live expense-free coming up in the show today.
Let's get into a round of tradie versus lady, though.
We didn't do one yesterday, so let's do one today.
Score update for you.
The ladies are on 64 and the tradies are on 57.
So who's going to take it out this afternoon?
Could be you, but you've got to call now to play.
0800 dialALZM
and we'll put you head-to-head with someone else next.
Time for Tradie vs Lady.
It's Tradie vs Lady.
Oh, it feels good to be back doing Tradie vs Lady in the afternoons.
And the Tradies picked up some wins in the two weeks that we were doing breakfast.
They're on 57, but the ladies also did as well.
They're on 64.
We're playing for $50 cash, thanks to our friends at KFC.
Our tradie is from Morrinsville.
They're 27, and they do ballroom dancing.
Welcome to the show, Scott.
G'day, Scotty.
G'day. how's it going?
What is your dance of choice?
What's your best one?
The waltz.
The waltz?
The waltz.
Can I ask, what's the ballroom dancing scene in Morrinsville like?
I go to Hamilton and do it.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, nice.
Fair enough.
Fair enough.
No scene in Morrinsville.
Well, I didn't want to assume, but I did assume that was the case.
You're taking on our lady today.
They're from Rangiora.
They're 21 years old, and they broke their first bone last year.
Oh, what a milestone.
Congratulations.
Welcome to the show, Alexandra.
G'day, Alex.
Hello.
How are you?
Good, thank you, Alex.
What bone did you break?
I broke my eye socket in two places.
How did you manage that?
I actually got kicked in the head by a horse.
Oh, Alexandra.
Not a fun time.
Are you okay now?
I'm great now, actually, yes.
Did you do what they say?
Did you get back on the horse?
I wasn't on it to start with, but yes, I still do get on it.
Okay, good.
I'd be steering clear for a while.
Yeah, I'd be getting an Uber.
Okay, Alexandra, your buzzer is lady.
Scott, yours is tradie.
First of three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC.
Good luck.
Here we go, guys.
Question number one.
Exciting times.
It's Barbie movie week.
Which toy company makes the iconic doll?
Lady.
Yes, Alexandra.
Is it Mattel?
It is Mattel.
Nice work.
You're on the board.
One point to the ladies.
Question number two. It's also FIFA Women's World Cup week.
It kicks off this Thursday with the New Zealand team to play Norway.
What is the official name of the New Zealand women's team?
Trady.
Yes, Scotty.
Black Ferns.
No, Black Ferns is a rugby team.
Not a bad guess, though.
It does have ferns in it.
Is it the Silver Ferns?
No, that's the netball team.
Very confusing in this country.
It's very confusing.
I feel like we just need to call the teams something other than ferns
and then people won't get confused.
Yeah, go for it.
Scott, what is it?
Is it the white ferns?
No, that's the cricket team.
Everyone's called the bloody ferns.
No wonder people get confused.
We were looking for the football ferns.
Football ferns.
It makes sense.
Yeah.
It makes sense.
It does make sense.
Does it make sense, though? Okay, no points there for anyone. It makes sense. Yeah. It makes sense. It does make sense. Does it make sense, though?
Okay, no points there for anyone.
Still one to the ladies.
Question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
Come on, Barbie, let's go party.
Yes, Scott.
Aqua.
Yeah.
It is, of course, the iconic song from Aqua.
You're on the board, one point apiece.
Question number four. What is the hottest planet in the solar
system? Ladies. Yes, Alex.
Mercury. Good guess. Scott, you want to guess?
Venus. Yeah, it is Venus. It is Venus
with the planet reaching up to 460 degrees.
Now, that is a hot day.
Is that the game?
No.
No, that's two to Scott, one to Alex.
Question number five.
How many teeth does the average human have?
Trades.
Yes, Scott, for the win.
28.
No.
Alex, you want to guess?
I thought it was 24.
We were looking for 32 is the amount of teeth an average human has.
Still two to the tradies, one to the ladies.
Question number six.
What is the fastest land animal?
Crazy.
Yes, Scott.
Is it a cheetah?
He's got it Scotty congratulations
A win for the tradies
And $50 cash coming your way
Thanks to KFC
Awesome thank you
Nice work Scott
Bree and Clint
The FIFA Women's World Cup 2023
That's what you've got to call it
That's the official title for it
Yes
Kicks off this Much less confusing than the Women's World Cup 2023, that's what you've got to call it, that's the official title for it,
kicks off this.
It's much less confusing than the Tokyo Olympics 2020,
which took place in 2021.
Yeah, but that wasn't their fault.
No, it was their fault.
They could have changed the name to 2021,
but they refused.
Yeah, because it was the first one ever.
They didn't want to go out of sync.
What do you mean?
They didn't want to get the Olympics out of sync.
So we just pretend that it was in 2020.
Yeah, because it was meant to be in 2020.
We're just pretending 2020 didn't happen, aren't we?
Pretty much.
The Soccer World Cup kicks off here this week.
The opening ceremony is on Thursday night at Eden Park.
And then straight after the opening ceremony,
the Football Ferns are playing Norway.
Yeah, this is, I don't think people have fully understood
how big of a deal this is. They haven't.
To have the World Cup,
the Women's FIFA World Cup
here in this country is
such a massive deal.
Like, it's huge. The best
women's soccer players are
all in New Zealand and Australia right now.
Exactly. Half of them are in New Zealand, half of them are in Australia.
Like the USA team is here.
They're the rock stars, eh?
They're the superstars.
The USA team is, you know, I mean...
They're the All Blacks of women's soccer.
They have been for the last however many years and for quite a while, yes.
They are the favourites.
But the thing about a World Cup is that so many teams come here
like at the top of their game and put so much work and time,
years go into this that you don't...
And then they choke on the big stage.
No, you just don't really know what's going to happen
because it's the best of the best.
You can say it.
It happened to the All Blacks a lot at World Cup.
We're used to that here in New Zealand.
I don't want to jinx anyone.
Norway, who New Zealand's playing first, ranked number 11 in the best. You can say it. It happened to the All Blacks a lot at World Cup. We're used to that here in New Zealand. I don't want to jinx anyone. Norway,
who New Zealand's playing first, ranked number 11 in the world. They're up
there. They're very good. Our football
ferns ranked number 22, but let's not focus on
that. Let's not focus on that. Mate, 22
in the world is pretty bloody good. Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, you'd rather be 11. We could
be 11 if we beat Norway, but do we get to be 11?
Well, that's the thing. Let's focus on the fact that
there is a World Cup here in
New Zealand starting this week.
You and I are going to the opening ceremony and
that game as well? Yes. I'm going
to USA versus Vietnam.
I'm going to USA versus
Portugal. Oh yeah? Which should be a good
match. Yeah. They're all going to be...
I'm going to so many games, like I can't
even... I feel a bit greedy,
but I'm also kind of like, I'm trying to encourage as many people as I can.
If you have young kids, take them to go see a game.
Like it actually is the best thing to take your kids to because it's so amazing to see.
Like this is the highest level.
It doesn't get higher than this.
One of the games in Wellington sold out in 15 minutes at the Cape Town.
That's huge. Yeah. That's huge.
Yeah. That's huge. They don't even sell out All Blacks games in 15 minutes anymore.
Like you probably, most
likely will never see this
in this country again
in your lifetime. No, you won't.
Like you won't.
On Thursday, the Barbie movie
comes out.
Let's go party.
And the world's gone Barbie crazy.
It's taken over.
Last night, I was very lucky to attend the Barbie premiere,
the pink carpet here in Auckland.
Producer Claude was also there.
We were both fizzing for the Barbie movie.
She had the pink power suit on.
You went as Tennis Barbie?
Yeah, me and my partner, we dressed up
as tennis Barbie and we had these old
school rackets and people just kept
coming up to us asking for photos.
Yeah, they would have thought you worked for
the movie company. They were like, oh my god!
Are you in the movie? I love your guys' outfits.
So we felt pretty special. It was
such an amazing night and
it was such a sensory
overload. Like there was so much
pink and sparkle and
just everything. What sort of food did they serve?
Hot chips.
What else did they have, Claude?
I would have thought they'd have pink. They had pink drinks.
Pink candy floss. Yeah, no.
The candy floss was in the drink.
Oh, okay. But it was mostly just chips.
But good chips. Such good chips.
You could get a photo in the Barbie boxes.
I want to know about the movie, though.
I want to know what the movie was like.
Does it live up to the hype?
Because, God, there is so much hype.
So much hype around this movie.
I am going to say it does.
It does live up to the hype.
For me, personally, I loved it.
I thought it was such a smart, witty, funny movie,
all wrapped into one.
Obviously, the director, Greta Gerwig, if you know her work,
it's got her written all over it.
There's just so much, there's just so many underlying storylines
through it, which I found really, really interesting.
And it's not just a kids' movie.
I mean, it's amazing to look at.
But there's just so many points that they hit quite hard on.
That's what I was going to ask.
Who is it for?
It's not a kids' movie?
Could you take kids to it?
Absolutely, you could take kids to it.
Yeah, because I think it has the magic of Barbie.
You couldn't put out a Barbie movie and not let kids go, right? Yeah, I think you can definitely take kids to it. Yeah, because I think it has the magic of Barbie. You couldn't put out a Barbie movie and not let kids go, right? Yeah, I think you can definitely
take kids to it, but it's definitely for adults as well.
They cover off, there's so many things that are quite awkward
in it where they cover stuff. You know, I think Margot Robbie, she
said when she was jumping on to do this movie, like
back in 2018, she ended up saying to
Mattel and to Warner Brothers, the only way that we will do this, if you let Greta Gerwig,
the director, if you let her write it and you stay out of it.
Yeah.
Oh, stay out of it.
And we get to cover the things that we think should be covered.
Jeez, that takes a lot of trust.
Yeah.
And it's fantastic.
It's so good.
How is Ryan Gosling as Ken?
He's good.
I think he's good.
Do I think he was the perfect choice?
I still am on the fence.
Why?
Too old?
No, I think he was good for the role.
Yeah, but he could have been, I mean, I don't want to be.
It's okay.
He's not listening.
You know what I think it was?
I think they shouldn't have made his hair as blonde as what they did.
Because I think that aged him too much.
You know, I think they should have just left his hair blonde.
That's just good advice for all men near the age of 40.
Don't go too blonde.
Well, that's true.
Producer Claude, did you notice something about one of the other cast members of Barbie?
One of the other Barbies in the movie?
No.
So one of the other, because there's obviously heaps of Barbies because they're in Barbie land.
Yeah.
And I loved how they had an array of different size Barbies and different types and ethnicities,
which was really cool.
But one of the Barbies was an actress named Emma Mackey,
who is from the TV show Sex Education.
And I noticed her straight away because people always think
that she is Margot Robbie.
She's the one who looks exactly like Margot Robbie.
And they've obviously cast her in the movie as a bit of a joke.
It's quite funny.
Oh, I'm into that.
That's good.
She plays Maeve in Sex Education.
Is Lizzo in it or just Lizzo's music?
Her music.
Her music is in it.
Yeah.
Is Dua Lipa in it?
She's in it.
She's in it.
Who else was in it?
What are the famous people we're in?
You said America Ferreira is in it.
Yeah, she's in it.
Ugly Betty.
Kate McKinnon's in it.
Kate McKinnon.
Yeah.
Who else?
Simu Liu.
Oh, Will Ferrell's in it. Kate McKinnon. Yeah. Who else? Simu Liu. Oh, Will Ferrell's in it.
Will Ferrell.
Okay.
How many Barbie Malibu Dream Houses out of five do you give the Barbie movie?
I'm going to give it a solid four Barbie Dream Houses with a pool and one without, so four
and a half.
Pretty good.
Pretty good.
Brie and Clint.
Time to get to LA for the latest.
From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Huge time for movies right now.
We just got the Barbie review from Brie.
Oppenheimer drops this week as well.
And Dean McCarthy's been on the red carpet for the new Mission Impossible movie.
Hi, Dean.
Hi, Dean.
Hi, guys.
No big deal, but can you help me pick up these names?
Tom Cruise and I hung out on the red carpet.
It's not a big deal.
Just the biggest movie star in the world.
Yes, Dean.
Not you and Cruisy, Dean.
Cruisin' for a bruise.
He is such a cool guy.
Let me set this easy.
They have literally travelled the world with this movie.
Now, here's the thing that I need you to know about Mission Impossible.
It's probably one of the best movies I've ever seen.
Wow.
It is. Whoa.
The action, the suspense, the stunts, the shot all around the world.
They shot in Rome.
They shot in Abu Dhabi.
It is so good.
And Tom Cruise, I feel like he's just researched.
Like, he's better and better than ever. If you go to
our website right now, you're going to see
my interview with him on the red
carpet. I know, brag, brag, brag. But here we
are on the red carpet catching up. Tom Cruise.
That'd be good. Check it out.
I heard you were doing your own hair and makeup during coming.
We had to at times. A few times I had
to do it. You know, when I got the scissors out
and I was going to cut my hair,
I'd be on the Zoom and I was like, I'm going to cut my own hair.
You know, Jen was like, no, no, no, please don't, please, please don't.
Put the scissors.
How did you get those scissors?
She was panicked.
Wow.
That's you and Tom Cruise, Dean.
Who was taller, Dean?
You or Tom Cruise?
Oh, actually, he's not that short.
I think we're about the same height.
I could tell you one thing, though.
Very different bank account.
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah, right.
Plus, Dean had the Cuban heel on.
Exactly.
Gives him the extra couple of inches.
Got to rock that Cuban heel, Dean.
I was in a flash.
Makes him taller, too.
Go and watch the full interview with Dean McCarthy,
our Hollywood correspondent, and Tom Cruise
from the red carpet of the new
Mission Impossible movie at Zedium Online
right now.
I was at the gym this morning
and I was... Yeah, we know.
You keep talking about it. My pectoral
muscles, really. Oh, do they? Oh, they really
hurt. It's good to know I've got some, actually.
I never realised. I was
washing my hands in the toilet part
of the changing room at my gym.
And the toilets are those cubicles where it's just like a, you know,
it's got no top and no bottom.
It's got its own room.
So if someone's watching something on their phone, you can hear it.
Yeah, because it's all open.
I'd hate somebody to hear me watching something on my phone.
Nothing dodgy.
I just wouldn't like to be known as the Watch something on the toilet at the gym guy
I just feel like it's pretty
Like universal now
That we all look at our phones while on the toilet
I know that's the weird thing about it
We all do it
I don't want anybody to know that I do it
Yeah
You just don't come out of the stall then
Totally
You stay in there
But it's a busy changing room
Yeah
I didn't get to see who it was
The person
And to be honest it'd be weird if I hung't get to see who it was, the person.
And to be honest, it'd be weird if I hung around to find out who it was. You were just sitting there waiting.
You're like, I knew it was you.
I knew it.
I picked it.
Guys, I told you it would be him.
Grunty deadlift guy.
I knew it was you.
Everyone's made bets on who it is.
The guy at my gym in the cubicle today, watching on his phone quite loud as well.
Like quite loud. Obviously, like quite loud.
Obviously he wasn't trying to hide it.
No.
Yeah.
I was watching the 1999 football movie Any Given Sunday starring Al Pacino,
Jamie Foxx, LL Cool J, Cameron Diaz and Dennis Quaid.
I don't know if I've seen it.
Have you not seen Any Given Sunday?
Sounds like a movie I would love.
It's quite a –
Your quintessential football movie.
It's a really good movie.
Where a football team, not very good down their luck,
an old coach comes in to re-inspire the team
and you never think they're going to be able to do it
and they finally get to the top and win and take home the premiership.
That's exactly the plot line of the movie.
That's every football movie.
Al Pacino is the coach.
Right.
It's just a weird clip.
What's Cameron Diaz, quarterback?
Um, yeah.
She's a tight end.
Careful.
The clip that the guy was watching from any given Sunday, though, I think maybe he could
have been watching it to hype himself up for a big workout.
For the gym sesh.
Because there's, like in any football movie or any sports movie,
there's that turning point.
There's the bit in the locker room where the coach grabs the team
and just says, listen to me.
You guys need to do this.
You guys need to make the goal.
And you've got to get the strong bits going.
And it needs to happen now.
God, they should have got you in there.
I feel inspired.
I've got goosies.
You'll probably know the speech.
This is the bit that the guy in the toilet at the gym was listening to.
We're going to tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that inch.
We claw with our fingernails for that inch.
Because we know
when we add up all those inches
that's going to make the
f***ing difference between winning
and losing.
Between living
and dying.
And Jamie Foxx is like, yeah.
We can do it. And LL Cool J is like,
yeah. Forget about where you
came from. It's not about that. Forget about where you came from.
It's not about that.
It's where we're going.
I'm like, chill out, bro.
It's Tuesday at Les Mills.
Do you have one of those clips?
If you need to get pumped up for something,
do you have something that you use?
Absolutely.
What is it?
It's this clip.
Why are you writing?
Why?
It wasn't over for me.
I waited for you for seven years.
And now it's too late.
I wrote you 365
letters.
I wrote you every day
for a year.
You wrote me? Yes.
It wasn't over.
It still isn't over.
Brian Gosling in the notebook is your hype club.
Absolutely.
Really?
I mean, if that doesn't say passion, passion to win her heart back,
then I don't know what does.
Right.
I think we've found a new, weirder club to be watching in the gym toilets.
But you do you.
Whatever it takes to get the...
Mate, whatever it takes to get that third set in.
Get the juices flowing.
Bree and Clint.
The Labour Party announced their new slogan over the weekend.
Good for you, Labour Party.
Everyone is talking about this new slogan.
I can't get away from it.
Everyone is talking about it.
It's hard to launch a slogan, like soft launch a slogan.
Because if you want it to work, you have to do something.
It's kind of like announcing your own new nickname.
How weird are slogans in general?
Totally.
You know?
Totally.
They're strange.
Oh, some of them are good.
Like the Mad Butcher's one.
Yeah, what's his?
You just can't beat the Mad Butcher's meat.
Oh, yeah, that's pretty good, yeah.
It says exactly what it is on the box, doesn't it?
Exactly.
Anyway, Labour Party,
obviously the big Chris Hipkins fans will be across us already.
They've already got the T-shirts.
But the slogan for the 2023 election,
in it for you.
Yeah, nice.
Chris Hipkins is in it for you.
In what? He's in itkins is in it for you. In what?
He's in it up to his eyeballs for you.
Is it good?
Is it bad?
I mean, that's a matter of opinion.
Just for the record, some of the other party slogans.
Do you want some of those?
I'd love to hear those.
The National Party slogan, get New Zealand back on track.
Not much better.
That's grim.
It's pretty, it's not very catchy.
National Party, is it?
The Green Party legalised 420.
Oh, I like that one.
That's good.
That's pretty good.
Nah, theirs is ending poverty together.
That's the Green Party slogan.
It's also like.
No, these are very uplifting, eh?
Yeah, I mean, ending poverty sounds great, but it just is, I don't know.
They're like, guys, it literally is uplifting.
We want to uplift people out of poverty.
That's what it's about.
Yeah.
Where's the slogan?
Bring Taylor Swift to New Zealand 2024.
So you want to get people excited about politics.
And the ACT Party slogan is just a clip of Superintendent Chalmers
from The Simpsons just going, Seymour!
Just to really get David Seymour's name out there.
Right.
Yeah, that's good.
That's my favourite one, I reckon.
I think that's a solid one.
What's your take on In It For You?
Look, I just, I think it, I mean, it's a bit weird.
I just don't really, I feel like it doesn't sound like it should be
for a political, you know, party.'t sound like it should be for a political
party. No.
It could be for a bunch of other things.
Like the new
Toyota Previa
came out and they said,
in it for you. And it was like
targeting parents
doing the selfless
thing and only ever
buying that hideous of a car
because they need it for the children.
You can fit seven children in it for you.
For you.
For you.
For you.
I get what you're saying.
Like cheesy crust.
Cheesy crust.
It's in it for you.
Good one.
For you.
Good one.
That works.
I like it.
What about if, you know, just MSG in general just came out with MSG.
MSG.
In it for you.
In it for you.
Yeah, I like it.
I think it works.
Maybe it is a good slogan.
Maybe we're wrong.
Maybe it's just the wrong product.
Bree and Clint.
Let's get classical.
Let's get classical.
Cool. It's our classical. Cool.
It's our classical music game.
We're branching out here at ZM.
We're trying to cover a more broad range of music.
And we thought, hey, why not some classical music on the show?
Why not?
I think we'd bring it back.
Yeah.
I mean, I heard Beethoven.
You're not going to get that on MyFM.
Beethoven slaps.
It does.
It goes hard.
Nah.
What we've got is classical versions of pop songs, big songs,
songs from the ZM playlist.
Brie and I haven't heard them yet.
Producer Claudia has found them for us,
and it's our job to try and guess what they are.
And you can play this too.
It's quite fun.
You can see if you can beat Brie and I to them.
Hi, Claudia.
Hello.
That was my speech.
What is she going to say now?
Yeah, what do I say now?
Yeah, but I mansplained it.
Oh, thank you.
I really appreciate that.
Because I understood it more when he did it, to be honest.
That's fair.
Well, like you said, I've got a couple of songs lined up for you.
You just need to buzz them with your name if you can tell me what they are.
You ready to go?
Ready.
Here's your first one.
Clint.
Clint.
That's Olivia Rodrigo's new song, Vampire.
It is.
Yeah.
Damn, have they already farted out a classical version of this?
I know. It's got classical undertones anyway, this song, doesn't it?ed out a classical version of this? I know.
It's got classical undertones anyway, this song, doesn't it?
Yeah, a little bit.
I love this song.
Yeah, me too.
Let's just play the rest.
Okay.
No, just kidding.
It's on how the game works, Claudia.
One point to Clint.
Here you go.
Here's another one.
Brie.
That's Tracy Chapman, Fast Car.
It is indeed.
Protest.
I believe that's Luke Combs.
She wrote it.
It's hers.
I think the... This is the one that we're playing at the moment.
I'm going to give Tracy the point, though.
Yeah, thank you.
I think the orchestra are playing the Luke Combs version.
How can you tell?
I think there's a banjo in there, see?
Sounds like a piano to me.
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
Okay, one apiece.
One apiece, all tied up, so this one is for the win. I got nothing.
Oh, I'm close.
I'm close.
You're in the realm.
I'm in the realm.
Yeah.
Do you need a clue?
Yeah. It's a boy band.
My favourite boy band
Brie
The Jonas Brothers
What's your favourite band?
It'll be One Direction
You've got a whole lot of sympathy No What's your favourite band? It'll be One Direction. Oh.
You got a whole lot of sympathy.
No.
No?
It's that song, but those are not the words.
Oh, Clint.
Clint.
One Direction and History?
Yes.
Oh. You and me got a whole lot of sympathy.
Oh.
I like the re-write. Yes. I had nothing. I only got it off Bree going, you got a lot of sympathy. Oh. I like the re-write.
Yes.
I had nothing.
I only got it off Brie going, you got a lot of sympathy.
Not our week in Let's Get Classical, Eric.
But it was fun.
I hope someone else got it out there before us.
Brie and Clint.
I need to discuss the trap that I fell into.
I'm not going to call it a trap, actually,
because I think I came out on top.
Okay.
Because obviously over the long weekend,
what happens over a long weekend?
Sales.
There's always sales.
Yeah.
And I went to insert the generic homewares business here. I went to
a generic homewares place and
Nice subtle way around it there.
Which I love.
Who doesn't love
generic homewares store?
Mate, they have a great sales
scheme there. Everything's
just always on sale. Just depends
how much of a sale.
But this past long weekend, big sale.
50% off. Okay. So I thought, time to go in and really win my money back here. So I went in
and I also needed a new duvet and some new bedding and stuff.
So I went in there with my partner and the goal was to get a new
duvet. That was the thing we went in there for, new duvet, new bedding.
But as we walked around the generic homewares store,
we thought, oh, I'll have that.
Let's go and straighten my basket.
Maybe we need some more of those.
Maybe.
You know what we do need?
New cutting boards.
You know what's worn out?
That.
We need that.
That's worn out.
We need some new tongs.
We need some new this.
We need some need that. That's worn out? Yeah. We need some new tongs. We need some new this. We need some new that.
Anyway, I will say, amazing savings.
Like, I was wasting money if I didn't get it.
How did they?
Yeah, I know that.
You know, I was wasting money if I didn't get a lot of this stuff.
But it came to where we were looking at the pillow section
and we didn't go in there to buy new pillows,
but we thought may as well get a couple of new pillows. You should be updating them every,
you know, 18 months, two years. That's what they say. That's the official, yep. No one does that,
but that's what they say. So anyway, we've come up to the pillow section and my partner and I
were having a look at the pillows and I was like, oh, these look nice. And she was like,
these look nice. And then I randomly picked up the pillows and I was like, oh, these look nice. And she was like, these look nice.
And then I randomly picked up these pillows and I was like, these feel quite comfortable.
Like, should we go with these?
And we kind of, you know, did the test where you lay on it, but you're standing up.
With your hand.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And they felt nice.
And I thought, may as well chuck a couple of those pillows into the trolley.
Why not?
Chuck a couple in.
Anyway, come around to the checkout, putting stuff through the checkout,
you know, and it was quite a hefty bill.
I'm not going to lie.
New duvet, not cheap.
Not cheap.
But with 50% off, we felt good about it.
We felt good about all our purchases.
Great.
Felt good.
We headed off to the car park, sat down in the car,
and I have a look at the receipt, and I start going through,
start rattling off how much we've saved, right?
I love doing that.
Start rattling off because we felt good.
First one, do they?
I usually do that before I buy the item, but, yeah,
that's a good way of doing it too.
No, well, all the other items we looked at that.
Every other item we looked at, we looked at how much it was
and how much it was on sale.
We looked at all of them apart from the pillows.
Oh, okay.
Don't know why we missed out on looking at the pillows.
Just chuck them in.
So, for example, the duvet that we went in there to buy, $1,200 duvet.
Eh?
We got it.
Eh?
For $350.
What do you get for a $1,200 duvet?
Is it 100% goose down?
It was like 80, 20, 80% goose down.
That's an incredible saving.
You know, and we haven't bought a new duvet in five years,
and we were like, we need a good one.
So we spent the money, 300 and something bucks, down from 1,200.
Great saving.
And it came to the pillows. And I said to my partner, I said,
holy smokes, did you see how much these pillows were?
And she goes, no, I didn't even look how much they were.
I said, did you see how much they originally were?
Not just a normal standard feather down pillow,
no bloody memory phone business,
just your normal run-of-the-mill pillow.
Yeah.
How much do you think before the discount, thank God,
was the pillow?
Oh, I feel like a top-end pillow,
you shouldn't be paying more than $200
for like the creme de la creme of pillows.
Even $200? But the creme de la creme of pillows. Even $200.
But no, the pillows before the savings was $300 each.
Per pillow.
Per pillow.
Yeah, right.
And to be honest, I felt sick to my stomach because I thought even, per pillow. Per pillow! Yeah, right.
And to be honest, I felt sick to my stomach because I thought even,
I was like, did the math, I was like 50% off, that's $150 pillow.
But luckily they were even further on sale and we got them for $110 each, which still, still.
Jeez, you wouldn't want to drool on a $110 pillow, would you?
I better have.
I better feel like I have slept.
I'm going to sleep in a swimming cap so I don't get it oily.
I better feel like I have slept on a bloody cotton candy filled pillow.
Well, good on you, mate.
Those pillows will last you a good 18 months.
Oh, but the savings, though.
The savings.
Bree and Clint.
Guys, I feel like
I might be having the most retro
meal ever
this evening. Meatloaf?
Oh, meatloaf is a good one, isn't it?
Good throwback, eh? You know what else is a good throwback?
Silverside.
Oh, corned beef. Yeah.
Corned beef in the crockpot.
Corned beef with the white sauce.
Oh, the cheese sauce.
Yeah.
I know it's not for everyone, but I loved a bit of corned beef in the white sauce.
I grew up on corned beef with the white sauce with boiled cabbage and boiled carrots.
I like it.
I'm a fan of the corned beef.
And mashed potatoes.
My nan, RIP, God, she made a good corned beef.
How hard is it to corn a beef?
It's not that hard
I don't think
You just put it in some water
And you boil it
Is that it?
I think so
Is corned beef boiled beef?
I think so
Is that what it is?
Is it?
It's really fallen away eh?
In the 2023's
It's a cheap meal
Yeah
Cheap dinner
Is it?
Have you bought it in 2023?
Should we have a look at
How much is
Claudia can you look
How much for a corned beef?
Not out of the can Like a Like a fresh one Like, can you look how much for a corned beef? Not out of the can.
Like a...
Like a fresh one.
Like a fresh corned beef.
Like a fresh corned beef.
The one that comes in the shrink wrapping, eh?
Mm, that's the one.
Yeah, it's like a vacuum packed.
I don't even know what corned beef is.
There's a corned silver size.
That's it.
$16 a kilo.
Oh, yeah?
Here you go.
Here you go.
Yeah, Countdown has it for one kilo corned beef.
Yeah, $15.90.
Very salty, a corned beef. Yeah. Very15.90. Very salty, a corned beef.
Yeah.
Very salty.
It is quite salty.
It's probably why I like it.
I like it salty.
No, I'm not throwing it back to the corned beefs or the meatloaves.
I said to my partner, because I messaged her and I said,
what do you want for dinner tonight?
Because I have to bloody organise dinner.
And I'm like, oh, I've got no ideas.
I've done all the classics.
I need some ideas.
Need some inspo.
And this idea popped into my head.
And she's like, I don't care.
Whatever you want to have.
And I said, sweet.
We're having beef stroganoff.
Oh, yum.
Bit of beef stroganoff.
What's the difference?
Excuse my ignorance.
No way. Yeah, yeah, sorry. Do you want to hear what she takes back? Yeah. bit of beef strong enough. What's the difference? Excuse my ignorance.
No way.
Yeah, yeah, sorry.
Do you want to hear what she takes back?
Yeah.
She goes, beef strong enough, question mark.
When in the bloody hell have you ever made that, question mark?
And I said, keen?
She goes, it's very 90s.
Let me Google it.
Then I wrote back, keen?
She said, if I'm honest, not keen at all.
Don't you need a bit of prep time to make a beef stroganoff
because you sort of slow cook it so you can buy the cheaper,
you can buy the blade steak?
I believe you can do a slow cook version,
but I also found a 30-minute version.
Oh, that'll be bad.
What's the difference between a beef stroganoff and a casserole?
I think there's less vegetables in a beef stroganoff.
I think a beef stroganoff is very much mushrooms and steak
in a creamy sauce, and casserole's kind of...
Oh, it's creamy.
Yeah, it's creamy.
Oh, there's a good meal.
And you have it with rice. It's
delish. You can put it on elbow pasta,
on macaroni. You know what?
I finally feel like I have a taste
back for beef stroganoff after
my mum cooked it every week
for my entire upbringing.
You needed a 15-year stroganoff
stand-down period. I needed...
And I'm finally... My palate has
finally come back around.
You could say that finally, after 15 years, you're stroganon.
Oh, damn it.
That was close.
He was close.
It sounded so good in my head.
Stroganoff, stroganon.
That is my whole existence.
Yeah.
Good luck with that, Brian Clint.
Brian Clint.
I just got a joke that relates to your meal that you're cooking for dinner tonight.
My beef stroganoff.
Someone said, why can't you use beef casserole as a password?
Why?
Because it's not stroganoff.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, that's good.
That's showbiz, baby.
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Oh, Natalie.
That's a good one. Oh, she's good.
That's a strong contender considering there's a prize on the line today.
Nat, I'd be pretty happy with that.
Are you pretty happy with that?
Yeah, I remember dancing out to Britney Spears back in the day.
Stick around, Nat.
It's a pretty strong one.
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And Timberland.
Apologise.
It's good.
Is it good enough to beat Britney Spears?
Do you think caught?
I don't know. It's a banger. It's a banger.ars? Do you think caught? I don't know.
It's a banger.
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It is a good one.
It is a good one.
I'd stick around.
Let's do one more for Jessie.
Kia ora, Jess.
Hi, Jessie.
Hey, guys.
How are you?
Good, mate.
How's your day been out of 10?
Yeah, not bad.
Eight.
The kids are back at school, so you know.
It's a win.
It's a win.
Jessie's like, it's a high eight.
It's a high eight.
We like it.
Hey, Jessie, what's your birthday, mate?
20th of August, 92.
All right.
You were 16 in 2008.
And on your birthday, this was number one.
Oh, it's a bit of Rihanna.
It's a bit of a banger.
It's a bit of a banger. It's a bit of a banger.
That's a good one from Rihanna, isn't it?
That is a song that can take on the Britney Spears song.
It is, I reckon.
I reckon.
Okay, wait there.
We need to deliberate.
Timberland and One Republic.
Yes.
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year 2004 for Natalie.
Yeah, that was a good one for Nat. Hey,
I started watching a new
series on the old Netflix
over the long weekend.
And I think it's just recently
maybe come on there in the
last week. It's called Quarterback.
And it's a docu
series that essentially follows these three different quarterbacks in different teams in week. It's called Quarterback. And it's a docu-series that
essentially follows these three different
quarterbacks in different teams in the NFL.
Oh, okay.
Across a season. American football players.
American football players.
I've got a little bit of the trailer
here for the show.
A quarterback throwing a pass is wide
open for dangerous hits.
An injury to the quarterback can sink a team's entire season.
I'm going to take you out of here.
No.
Hell no.
I'm good.
It's quite a full-on TV show.
Sounds like it.
It's jam-packed.
Yeah.
And you see behind the scenes of just how hectic it is
being a quarterback in a team because they're the ones,
if you don't, and I don't know anything about the NFL
or really, you know, gridiron per se,
but I know that the quarterback is the playmaker.
He's the guy that's throwing the ball, you know,
and trying to hit his other players in the end zone or whatever they call it. He's the one that makes all the ball, you know, and trying to hit his other players in the end zone
or whatever they call it.
He's the one that makes all the plays.
So if you lose him, you're pretty much screwed.
He's Dan Carter.
He's the key to it all.
He's the 5'8 in rugby league.
What is it?
Is it the same?
First five, yeah.
Yeah.
You know, he's the guy that's making the plays.
And anyway, apart, in this series i noticed because one of the quarterbacks um
his he plays i believe for the chiefs uh and in this one episode they're playing the patriots
and if you've heard of the name tom brady before he is the quarterback for the Patriots. And so in this episode, they're talking about Tom Brady,
who has had a long, long career in the NFL as a quarterback.
He's the one that was married to Gisele Bundchen.
Yes.
Up until recently.
Exactly.
The supermodel.
Exactly.
If you know anything about Tom Brady, he retired at the start of this year.
It was his...
Again, he retired again. Again, he retired at the start of this year. It was his... Again, he retired again.
Again, he retired again.
So this was obviously filmed last year when he was still playing.
Yeah.
Do you know how old Tom Brady was when he was still playing last year in the NFL?
No.
He was 45.
45?
He was 45 years old.
I thought you were going to say like 39 or something. Unless I've got that completely wrong. 45. 45? He was 45 years old. I thought you were going to say like 39 or something.
Unless I've got that completely wrong.
Can you Google it just to check?
I'm pretty sure they say it in this TV show.
That's outrageous.
And my ears pricked up and I went, are you joking me?
It's like when you watch any sports game at the moment
and you see like a player run out and they're like.
36.
Yeah.
Or even younger. They're like 36 yeah or even younger they're
like 33 and the commentator's like the oldest man on the park by a long way he doesn't have
much left in the tank heavily strapped yeah he could go down at any minute and you're like damn
that guy's younger than me tom brady's 45 45 claude yeah 46 in two weeks yeah so 45 last year
still playing in the nfl uh and if you know anything about the NFL, like the quarterback,
you get tackled multiple, multiple times.
You take hits.
You have bumps and bruises.
And he's 45.
To be that fit at that age, you have to be a special kind of driven, right?
And they do talk about, and if you've watched other docuseries with him in it,
they do talk about how he took it to a next level
and how he had all these different things that he was doing
to be able to keep playing.
But still, even then...
The guy measures every single portion of anything that goes into his body.
It's no way to live.
He had a 23-year career in the NFL.
They reckon it'll never be done again.
Pretty good.
Never be done again. Pretty good. Never be done again.
Pretty good.
It inspired me to talk about it this afternoon
and ask people that listen to this show,
what are you, how old are you and what are you still doing?
Oh, yeah, okay.
That's quite a shock to people.
Yeah, yeah.
Considering your age.
Yeah.
Where's our 35-year-old skateboarders at?
Exactly. Where's our 35-year-old skateboarders at? Exactly.
Where's our...
Like Tony Hawk still, he's still dropping into the bowl at 50-something.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Where's our guys who are still, you know the BMX bikes that have got the pigs on them?
How old are you and you're still riding the BMX with the pigs on it?
The amount of times...
And you stand on the handlebars and you flip it around.
The amount of times I hit my shin on one of those pegs.
Are you in your late 40s
and you're still running out for the top team
in your rugby club? That kind of stuff.
Or your netball club or whatever it is. Yeah.
Yeah, like how old are you and what
social sport are you still playing?
Are you 31 and you're on TikTok?
Excuse you.
Excuse you.
Oh, $800 at M
Or you can text it to 9696
We want to know
How old are you
And what is the thing
That impressively
You're still doing
Yeah we'd love to hear from you
You can't give it up
Inspire us this afternoon
Bree and Clint
My mum's 62
And she's still playing
Prem grade netball
That's so good
That's so impressive
That's so impressive
Someone else said
My dad is
64 and runs half marathons and a full one last year. Love it. Mate, you're 64. Put your feet up.
Honestly. I'm 65. Still getting double downs Ubered to the cardiologist's ward.
Oh no. Live it up, mates. I love this one. I'm 33, and until this day, I'm still paying for a gym membership that I do not use.
Oh, yeah.
That hits hard.
Even in the cost of living crisis, maybe that one can go.
Maybe give up on that dream.
I think get rid of it.
I don't want to dull your shine, but Ruthie's here.
Hi, Ruthie.
Hi, Ruthie.
Hey.
Tell us, is it you, Ruthie, that you're a certain age and people can't believe you're still doing what?
Yeah, so I'm 34, and I mean, I don't know if it's impressive,
but I still do rollerblading.
That's pretty cool, Ruthie.
Yeah, so I've been doing it since I was four.
That is impressive.
What kind?
Mainly just like freestyle and like a few little jumps.
I'm trying to teach myself at the skate park as well now.
Any vert, Ruthie?
No, I don't know the name.
So I don't even know if I could.
I probably don't know the name.
No quarter pipe, half pipe action?
No.
Something to aspire to.
Something, you know.
Ruthie.
You're only 34.
After the Barbie movie, rollerblading's coming back in.
So you're on the trend.
I'm so excited about that because I've been skating since I was four
and I didn't stop even when it became uncool.
So, like, I was, like, you know, 30 skating around or 25
and it just didn't look cool, but I loved it.
And roller skating came in and that was cool,
but I like rollerblading more.
So I'm super stoked because more people are a little bit interested in it now
because of the rollerblading.
You're a true OG blader, Ruthie. because of the rollerblading. You're a true
OG blader, Ruthie.
I was a rollerblader. It's a safe space now, thanks
to the Barbie movie to admit that. I like
this text. My 43-year-old hubby
still rides BMX. We have
a bowl in our front yard and he
still rides 20-foot
dirt jumps and skate parks
with ease. Our 16-year-old and
him ride together.
My mum is 71 and still goes hunting on her horse with the hounds.
That's cool.
And still does all the jumps.
That's impressive.
Still does the jumps.
Let's go to Brett.
Hi, Brett.
G'day, Brett.
Hey, guys.
How's it going?
Good, thanks, Brett.
Tell us, impress us.
How old are you and what are you doing?
Right.
I'm 50 this year in December.
Congrats.
And I'm still DJing and playing parties.
Yes, Brett.
Yes, Brett.
DJ Brett.
What sort of events do you do?
Birthday parties and I do some weddings and also do some club events.
I started spinning vinyl in 1991 and I did the London Club Circuit
and all the raves in the UK.
Yeah, that's so cool.
From there to CDs and now I'm on digital.
Look at that, Brett.
Hey, Brett, tell us from a 49-year-old DJ,
what is the song that you're popping on that really slaps?
Right, okay.
The Get Some Busted on the dance floor.
You have to fill a dance floor urgently.
What is that song, Brett?
House of Pain, Jump Around.
Oh, mate, it works every time, doesn't it?
It does.
It's worked every time since 1991 for Brett.
It does exactly what it says.
It tells people to jump around, and they do.
Thanks, DJ Brett.
We appreciate it.
This is probably my favourite text that I've read in a while.
We've asked you guys how old are you and what still impresses people
that you can still do.
And someone texted her and said,
I'm 41 and I can still trust a fart.
Jeez, I hope you could still do that at 41.
I hope 40's not the cutoff.
Well, you know what As the ladies say
After you give birth
Can't always trust them
Is that what they say?
You can wet yourself in an instant
That's not what this person's talking about
Yeah well true
Hi Jenny
Hi there
Tell us Jenny how old are you and what are you still doing
It's not me.
It's my mother-in-law.
Okay.
I'm so impressed.
I had to ring in.
Shout out Nana Cheryl.
Nana Cheryl, wherever you are.
Yes, you won't be listening.
They'll be having to all tucked up.
She's turning 75 next month.
Yeah.
And every morning before she goes to work full time, she runs five k's on the beach. Yeah. And every morning before she goes to work full-time,
she runs 5Ks on the beach.
Wow.
And if it's raining, she does it on her treadmill in the garage.
She's 75 and she does a 5K beach run every morning
before going to her full-time job?
Absolutely.
That is unreal.
Like I say, I have an aura of her.
I couldn't do that one day to save myself.
Is she ripped?
I use the term relatively lightly.
It's a jog.
Yeah, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
Still good.
Yeah, that's both impressive and makes me feel bad about myself at the same time, too.
God, that's unreal.
My granddad's 85 this year and he was water skiing until he was 81.
Water skiing is so hard.
It's insane.
Can you imagine?
I have seen there's a lot of older people that still get up on the water skis.
Yeah.
My granddad is 92 and
still shifting cattle on his quad bike that's amazing someone else said we have an 82 year old
lady driver in our four-wheel driving club she's hardcore that's so cool there's a brand new
version of the bachelor coming out not not a new season of The Bachelor.
I think they've done enough of those.
They're changing it up, and they do this from time to time.
This is a really fun change up to The Bachelor.
The Golden Bachelor is coming out.
Golden Bachelor.
The Golden Bachelor.
It's where they get a golden retriever who has been unlucky in love.
The Bitch-ler.
The Bitch-ler.
No, it's a senior citizen.
It's an older person.
Do you remember years ago I had this idea?
You did.
I had the idea.
I didn't call it the golden bachelor.
I'm pretty sure I called it the pensioner.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Great idea.
I said it'd be adorable.
Maybe they got the idea from you.
It's the people that make The Bachelor are making this.
Right.
It's official.
It's a spin-off.
It's not a piss take.
And The Bachelor, The Golden Bachelor, his name is Jerry Turner.
How old is Jerry?
He's a 71-year-old grandfather from Indiana.
Adorable.
Yeah.
I hope Jerry finds love.
He's hot, too.
Claude, can we get a picture of Jerry up on the screen?
But he's a silver fox.
He's definitely a silver fox.
Jerry is a widower.
His wife of 43 years died in 2017.
Oh.
They were high school sweethearts.
They got married in 1974.
They had two daughters and two granddaughters.
And his kids encouraged him to go on The Golden Bachelor.
Oh, that's lovely.
They said, Dad.
Oh, he is hot.
You're hot to trot.
Get back out there.
They've given him a picture of Jerry's just come up on the screen.
Have they tanned him too much?
Jeez, they have lashed him with the spray tan, haven't they?
It looks like he's just about to go into a muscle bodybuilding comp
with how dark that tan is.
Do you reckon they'll put a Just For Men through his hair?
Jeez, he's got a good head of hair for a 71-year-old.
He does have a great head of hair.
He's got an incredible head of hair on him.
Just go easier on the tan, Gerry, and you'd be good.
Great rag on the man.
He's a catch.
He's going to have all the ladies.
I wonder what his age demo is on Tinder. I wonder what he's a catch. He's going to have all the ladies. I wonder what his age demo is on Tinder.
He looks late 50s, not 71 to me.
The man is 71.
This is the trailer, the real trailer for The Golden Bachelor.
Take a listen to this.
He posts his thirst traps in a leather-bound album.
His DMs have postage he gets the early bird special anytime he wants if you call him
he'll answer the phone he doesn't have gray hair he has wisdom highlights florida wants to retire
and move to him. He's Gary.
And I'm your first golden bachelor.
It's your golden year.
How good is that?
So good.
It almost sounds like a piss take, doesn't it?
It does, doesn't it?
Yeah.
It does, but it's 100% real.
Well, they need to do something different.
Yeah.
Got a bit boring, didn't it?
Rumour on the street is, though,
they're still going to fill it with 25-year-old drunk chicks.
Can you imagine?
Same girls.
Lily McManus is going on it.
She's going to be one of the Bachelorettes again.
She's going to try and date Jerry.
I hope Lily and Jerry hit it off.
She's getting in there.
They're getting Naz.
Naz is going to be on the Golden Bachelor.
If I know Naz.
Matilda's like, sorry, Art, I know we've got two kids and one on the way.
This guy is hot to try.
I'm upgrading.
I'm upgrading to Jerry.
There you go, Golden Bachelor.
I hope we get it here.
It's American, but I hope we get it here.
Even his rose is golden.
Look at that.
Oh, I thought you were going to say something else for a second.
I don't know about that.
Well, why is it called The Golden Bachelor?
Yeah. Show's brought to you by Cialis.
Ask yourself that.
We are
in a cost of living crisis. I know.
I know. I know.
I'm so sick of hearing about it.
I just want to pretend that it's not real.
But it is real.
I was reading this article,
which was from a supermarket chain over in Australia
where they've done some research in the past 12 months
about what shoppers were tightening the purse on
in terms of, you know, when you go to the supermarket,
because it's obviously, you know.
Things are getting more expensive.
So you might leave something and be like, okay it's obviously Things are getting more expensive. So you
might leave something and be like
okay I don't need to get that. Or you might
get the cheapest version of something where you might
used to get the mid-range one. You go no
we're going to go bargain basement. Where
are people tightening the
straps? What are they kind of you know
can do without? Which is
quite interesting to me. So
these results were taken uh from
last year um so one of the things that people are like um sales are down uh was environmentally
aware cleaning products i can see that because they do cost more yeah um so about 15 they were
down uh in addition to that general cleaning cleaning and disinfectant products were also down.
Oh, no, that's not a good sign.
I get it.
People are like, oh, you know what, don't need that disinfectant.
We'll just use water.
I get it if you don't want to buy the dolphin-friendly one if you can't afford to.
Yeah, but you need disinfectant.
You've still got to clean your toilet.
You still need to clean it.
I know there's a cost of living crisis, but you've still got to clean that toilet.
Might not get a new toilet brush.
Might just leave that alone.
Multi-purpose cleaner, cleaning wipes and scourers and sponges also saw less sales last year.
You can get away without a scourer.
I do love a scourer.
Just scrub a bit harder.
I do love a scourer.
Just use the old one until it has holes in it.
Scrub Daddy.
Oh, give it to me, Scrub Daddy.
Oh, shout out Scrub Daddy.
Yeah, I love being Scrub Daddy.
I love my Scrub Daddy.
If there's any daddy I love the most, it's the Scrub Daddy.
You know they've just put out Scrub Mummy?
Did they?
Yeah.
About time.
It's more gentle.
Yummy Scrub Mummy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Scrub Mummy.
Yummy Scrub Mummy.
So a lot of cleaning products. Yeah. Theyub Muff. Yummy Scrub Mummy. So a lot of cleaning products.
Yeah.
They're down.
And also they said stuff that is down is bath soap and body wash.
Oh, guys, personal hygiene.
33% slip in sales for them.
Well, body wash is overrated anyway.
Nah, mate.
You should be using, and at cost of living crisis,
you should be using bath soap. Body wash is whererated anyway. Nah, mate. You should be using, and at cost of living crisis, you should be using bar soap.
Body wash is where it's at.
Bar soap.
Body wash.
Better for you,
better for the environment,
better for the wallet.
Body wash,
better for your fragrant zones.
And the last thing.
Nah,
leather up your fragrant zones
with a nice bar soap.
I don't want to get the bar of soap
and put it on my bits
and then everyone else in the house does it.
Get your own bar of soap then.
Yeah, but you never know which one's yours.
Get a different colour.
This is the problem.
Carve your name into it.
A different colour could work.
Also, the research showed that people were buying less fresh fruits and vegetables.
Yeah, that's a problem.
Because it's expensive, isn't it?
Fresh fruit and vegetables.
Yeah.
God, they've just skyrocketed.
Yeah.
Also, meat was 50% down last year.
People are buying less meat.
50% less sales, according to this supermarket in Australia.
What's up, does it say?
It didn't say what was up.
It'll be like bulk pastas and things that are filling.
Noodles.
Rice, probably.
Yeah.
You know, stuff that goes a long way.
What's the one thing you won't skimp on?
Cheese.
Cheese?
No matter how tough it gets.
And toilet paper.
You'll remortgage the house for cheese?
I don't care how much you try and convince me.
I know that you're a bloody family cloth house,
but not in my home.
We are not a family cloth house, thank you very much.
You're a bar of soap house, though. We are a bar of soap house.
That doesn't extend to our toilet bowl.
Does your wife, Lucy, like a bar of soap?
Yeah.
Yeah, we're a bar of soap family.
We're in this together.
Have you forced her?
You've forced her, haven't you?
No, I think it was her idea, actually.
No, I don't know about that. She forced her, haven't you? No, I think it was her idea, actually. No, I don't know about that.
She forced me.
Are you sure?
Anyway, stay out of my shower.
Brie and Clint.
And that is the end of the Brie and Clint show.
We've got to get out of here.
Brie's got to go and cook a corned beef for dinner.
No, I'm not cooking corned beef.
Beef stroganoff.
Oh, beef stroganoff.
That's right.
I mean, you know, easy to get those mixed up.
Yeah, very 90s meals.
We should do the definitive list of 90s dinners. Oh, cur stroganoff. Oh, beef stroganoff. That's right. I mean, you know, easy to get those mixed up. Yeah. Very 90s meals. We should do the definitive list of 90s dinners.
Oh, curried sausages.
Oh.
Yeah, curried sausages would be on there, surely.
Curried sausages and deviled sausages, same thing, eh?
Same thing.
Same thing.
Yeah.
We were a big deviled sausages family.
We were also a big apricot chicken family.
Oh, yeah.
We were a big apricot chicken family.
My family was devastated when, remember I Feel Like Chicken Tonight? Yes. They stopped making
the apricot chicken. Oh, it was their best seller. They just had chicken. They stopped
making the apricot. Why? I don't know. Why did they? My family was devastated.
Yeah, gutted. It was like a weekly classic in our family too.
How about the theme song? I feel like chicken tonight. Like chicken
tonight. Chicken tonight. Like chicken tonight.
Chicken tonight.
They're still around.
Are they?
I wonder if they brought it back.
Might have a look at the supermarket tonight.
Have a look.
As you're getting your stroganoff ingredients.
I'll go have a look.
I'll inform you guys tomorrow.
If they brought back the apricot chicken.
That family sized pie that came in the middle tray.
And you just put the whole pie in the oven. Yes.
Those still go hard, by the way.
Yeah.
Still a great dinner option.
Hey, nothing wrong with a good old classic pie.
Have a great night, everybody.
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