ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 18th June 2021

Episode Date: June 18, 2021

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Hey everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast on a Friday. How good are lollipops? I've just realised it's a lolly but they put it on a stick for your convenience. Yeah, because the thing about lollies is you can suck any lolly as long as you want, but the stick means you can move it in and out of your mouth but it's the only lickable one like you never hold the lolly and lick it do you this is the only one where you can just openly lollipop you can go i want in my mouth for a bit and now i want to have it out of my mouth for a bit that's a big lolly but i want some more later on yeah yeah how old is too old to be having a lollipop never never too old if you saw like a 50 year old businessman i think women with a lollipop hanging out of their mouth.

I think women get away with it for longer for some reason. How good's a lollipop at a festival? Yeah, it's great. Yeah. Why? I'm just saying it gives you that playful edge. Makes you look like you're fun. Just as an aesthetic.

I don't mean it as something to enjoy. I mean it as an aesthetic. I feel like if I saw you at a festival with a lollipop, I wouldn't go fun and cute This is bullshit, because I asked you before how old is too old for a lollipop, and you said never, whereas if I saw Ben

and now you've decided that the actual age is three years older than you No, for men I think women get away with it for longer Classic you, forgetting about men when I ask the question. Being with a lollipop would be worse. That'd be cute because he's got a mustache. No, it'd be worse because I'd be worried he'd be getting his mustache all gooey.

Anastasia, get in here. Anastasia, get in here. Yeah. You know? Do you agree with me, Anastasia? Clint's too old to be licking a lollipop at a festival, isn't he? I wouldn't be licking it. No, no, I wouldn't be licking it.

You're not free. I'd be hanging out right now. Hey, where's that question? Clint's too old to be aticking a lollipop at a festival, isn't he? I wouldn't be licking it. No, no, I wouldn't be licking it. You're not free. I'd be hanging out right now. Hang with that question. Clint's too old to be at a festival in the first place. What if it was a food and wine festival? That's even worse. You shouldn't be allowed. No one should have lollipops and food and wine.

No one should have a lollipop there. True. Ruin the palate. Yeah. Right. Okay. Well, that the palate. Right, okay. Well, that was humiliating. Let's get into an international birthday banger, shall we? It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Free and clean. Birthday banger. The podcast. Your chance to get your birthday banger played on the podcast if you can't call our show during regular business hours. You just tell us what yours is on the post on our Facebook page. The first person who's done exactly that is Jennifer Valdez from West Laco, Texas. She was...

Oh, yeah, you did that, though. She was born on the 11th of December, 1990, so she was 16 in 2006. In 2006, brought us this hit. We never found out who Beyonce wrote this song about, eh? I love this song. Do you reckon she wrote any of her breakup songs about anybody? Because she's basically

been with Jay-Z forever. It's like when she wrote Single Ladies. She wasn't single. She was married to Jay-Z. Or is their whole relationships just a faux pas? A faux pas?

Is that the word? Yeah, fake. A faux pas is a mistake, like a whoopsie. Oh, faux pas. Do you mean a facade? A facade? No, a facade's like the front of a building. But can also be like a, you could be putting up a facade to stop me from seeing the real you.

Yeah, who knows what it is. Let's do a birthday banger for Mark Crozier from Melbourne, Australia. Melbourne. Shout out to Mark. I know you would have been doing it tough. Everyone is in Melbourne at the moment. Oh, you've got my mum's birthday, Mark. The 13th of August, 1984.

Obviously, my mum wasn't born in 84. But you were, so you were 16 in the year 2000. And here's your birthday banger. I'm out of love. Set me free. And let me out this misery. Anastasia. birthday bang. Anastasia. And not the producer. Remember when she was on our show the other week?

That's right. We called her. Well, technically Michelle Visage from RuPaul's Drag Race called her. And she answered. Yeah. And she sounded like the most Boston chick I've ever heard on the podcast. She's a badass bitch. I love her.

Erin Phillip from Melbourne as well. Also from Melbourne. Azza, you're born on the 19th of November 1987. So you were 16 in 2003. And in 2003, this had a number one hit. Buzzy. This brings back some memories. I'm not going to lie.

It's kind of off-brand, Kylie, though, eh? It's not like spinning around or... think this was This is later era right? Later yeah Who do you like more? Oh I really like this song It's quite sensual Who do you like more? Who's better?

Danny Minogue or Kylie Minogue? Kylie Minogue Give me another one No I agree it's Kylie Minogue Joel Madden or Benji Madden? They're about the same. Michael Jackson or Janet Jackson? Let's move on with the game.

I think the winner today should be Anastasia, I'm Outta Love. I'm picking Kylie Minogue. Well, I've got bad news for you. We don't have the whole song. It's that off-brand. We only have the hook. Do we? Yeah, well, according to this.

Just give me a little bit more of Kylie. I can give you this much more. Oh, no, we do have it. Ben just didn't load it up. Here you go. This can win. I think this is a bad choice But this can win

This is random man How did this get to number one? Yeah I mean I get it In the UK or Australia Because they're obsessed with Kylie Minogue 2003 It's not even that off brand

That was her big comeback It must have been off the back Must have been off the back Of that one Where she was wearing the visor You know And she's dancing around All the men in the speedos

Everyone was gonna like Anything she put out At that point Yeah I had the FHM magazine That she was on the cover of That year She's so hot

Here you go This one's birthday bag Have a great weekend everybody Don't turn it off yet've been slow i want to ride the line i want the record company to come at us skip a beat i'm moving my body ben turn it off i don't want our podcast taking if they're still scanning the airwaves for kylie minogue songs from 2003 take it down. See you later, everybody.

Bye. Hey, sorry. When are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, What a way to start the weekend! G'day, everybody. Brie and Clint. Happy Friday.

Oh, feels like a Friday. It feels like a Friday, especially. Can you feel that? What's that? It's warm in here, eh? The studio, the room just got 80% more attractive. It got hotter in here. Please welcome, joining us in the flesh,

none other than our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Hey, Kia ora everyone. Oh my goodness, how awesome is New Zealand? It's pretty good, eh? It's pretty amazing. Absolutely obsessed. Dean, Kia Ora, everyone. Oh, my goodness. How awesome is New Zealand? It's pretty good, eh? I'm obsessed. It's pretty amazing. Absolutely obsessed. Dean's just arrived in Auckland.

You've been in Queenstown for a couple of days. Queenstown, which is beautiful, by the way. Yeah. Have you ever been there? Never been. Oh, my God.

It's amazing. Yeah. We talk to Dean every single day on this show and yet we haven't seen you. I don't think we've seen you since we went looking for Channing Tatum

in Los Angeles. That was the last time I saw you when we found Channing Tatum. Now, who was the guy we saw but we didn't speak to? Jonah Hill. Jonah Hill, that's right. Yeah, and then we went back in.

Did you really just get Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum confused? Same time. Remember when Jonah Hill told us to, he pretty much told us to piss off? Well, it was serendipitous, right? Because it's like we're looking for Channing Tatum and we find his co-star from 21 Jump Street, Jonah Hill, and we're like, oh, this is just as good. We'll talk to him instead.

And he was like, leave me alone. He's like, I'm eating my pancakes. Don't want to deal with you people. Dean's in the Country means the latest is going to be live today in the studio. We also want to raid your celebrity knowledge a little bit later in the show. Okay, bring it on.

So hang out for the whole show. We also want to use your body for something. Oh my God. Okay. Involving you, your body for something. Oh, my God. Okay. Involving you, your body, and my mum. We'll tell you about it later. Why don't you want to use my body? We already have a few times.

Oh, right, right, right. Spread it out, spread it out. Got it, got it, got it, got it. $20,000 up for grabs with the box this afternoon. There's a clue coming at 4 o'clock. I know. I've heard this. Finally.

Is it because we've been asking for one? I think the credit goes to us. Yeah, I think that's where it goes. I've been actually torturing the box. Yes. When you've been away. You've been what? You've been what-ing the box?

I've been torturing it. I've been touching up the box. Four o'clock, that clue's coming. But if you'd like to win $50 cash thanks to KFC, we'll start with Tradie vs Lady this afternoon. If you want to play, call now 0800 DIAL ZM and you can go head-to-head with someone else. Bree and Clint, here's TLC on ZM.

Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs Lady. So close. Stuffed it up. Don't worry, mate. We've all been there. This is your chance to win $50 cash thanks to KFC. You just have to be the smartest tradie or lady in the country this afternoon. That's right.

$50 coming your way. Our lady this afternoon is 35. She's from Tamaki Makoto, Auckland, and she loves cooking and baking. Welcome to the show, Angela. G'day, Ang. Hi. Happy Friday. How are you going?

Good, good. Happy Friday to you are you going? Good, good. Happy Friday to you guys. Good to hear, Ange. Glad to have you on the show. You're taking on our tradie today, who is also a lady from the Mighty White Cut Tour. She's 18 years old, and she can lick her own elbow. Welcome to the show, Maddie. Hello.

Sorry, for a second, Maddie, I thought it said she can lick her own eyebrow. And I was like, how are you? Elbow. I was like, how are you licking your own eyebrow? What would be more impressive, eyebrow or elbow? Eyebrow. We can't do either. Yeah, I know.

The number of people in their car right now who are trying to lick their elbow. Don't try. Yeah. It'll cause an accident. Maddie, your buzzer is tradie. Angela, your buzzer is lady. First to three correct answers wins 50 bucks cash. Good luck. Here we go, question number one.

Trady. Yes, Maddie. Oh, no, Maddie, sorry. C. C, Jennifer Lawrence, that's C. C, Jennifer Lawrence. That's incorrect. Anne, do you want to guess? Was it her dad?

No, it was Paris Jackson. Revealed some really horrible details. Who's doing heavy construction in the background, by the way? I'm going to say it's Maddie. Yeah, probably me, but I'm away. It's very loud. Okay, all right, let's keep going. All right, question the way. I'm going to say it's Maddie. Yeah, probably me, but I'm away. It's very loud. Okay, alright, let's keep going. Alright, question number two. It's 35 days until the Tokyo Olympics. What sport

does Kiwi Olympian Eliza McCartney compete in? Trading. Maddie. Rolling? Rolling's incorrect. Anne, do you want to guess? I don't know. Pole vault. Yes! Pole vault! Rowan's incorrect. Ange, you want to guess? I don't know. Polvo. Yes.

Polvo. Well done. If that was a guess, that was a bloody good one. One to the ladies. Question number three. What is the symbol for oxygen on the periodic table? Ladies. Yes, Ange.

Oh, um, oh, um. Oh, I don't know. Oh, um, oh, um. Oh, I don't know. Oh, gosh. Um. No. Maddie, you want to guess? C, O? It's not.

It's O. Question number four, one to the ladies. Talk Dirty, Wiggle and Ride and Solo are songs from which pop artist? Trady. Yes, Maddie. Trady. Jason Derulo. That is correct.

All right. One apiece. This is for the win. Question number five. The Super Rugby Final is on tomorrow. Name one team that's playing. Lady. Angela.

For the win. The Blues. She's a lady. Oh, for the win. The blue. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. I feel like someone yelled the answer at her from the background, but that doesn't matter. You have won $50 cash, Angela. Congratulations.

Thank you. That was a hot mess of a game. It was a Friday game. I've got a cat story for everybody. I love that Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondence here, he's taking his shirt off, showing us his 12-pack, and then Daddy Clint's like, I've got a story about a cat. You like cats, don't you? You're a cat guy?

Yeah. Well, this is for Dean, okay? This is for Dean. It's for our guest. Actually, it's an amazing story of animal survival. You like these stories. No, I love these stories. A lady called Mary Ruston, she's from North Canterbury.

Her cat Lily disappeared and she never expected to see her again. She's like, oh, well, I've mourned this cat. It's so sad. I don't expect to see it again. Last week, a member of the public found a stray cat wandering around their property in Oxford, in rural North Canterbury. The cat was taken into the SPCA Christchurch.

They scanned it. It was microchipped. It was microchipped. They ran it through, you know, the self-checkout at the supermarket. Beep. Boop. They ran the cat through that. Boop.

And the address was on there. And so they were able to figure out that it was Mary Rushton's cat that had gone missing six years ago. That's spooky. Six years. The cat is now 14. It's

14. It's been living in the wild for six years. That cat's seen some things. That cat has seen some things. That cat belongs to the streets now. Good luck. That cat's seen some things. That cat has seen some things. That cat belongs to the streets now, right? Yeah. Good luck. That cat does belong to the streets. Mary, so glad you've been reunited with Lily,

but good luck domesticating that thing. That cat is in charge now, you know? Like, doesn't need a cat door. Take the door off for the cat. That cat's rolling with the homies forever now. They said it was 14. It was slightly underweight, but other than that, it was in good health. They found the cat 50 kilometres cat's rolling with the homies forever now. They said it was 14. It was slightly underweight, but other than that, it was in good health. They found the cat

50 kilometres away from where Mary lives. So it must have been living with someone else. If it's in that good a condition, someone must have taken that cat in and just been like, this is our cat now. Maybe. Resourceful though. Do you remember

that time it happened? Plus Canterbury cats, tough cats. It happened to my mum. We had the two cats at home, the mum cat, and then we kept one of her kittens and one of her kittens went missing and then we just were like, oh, that cat's obviously gone. And then a year later this girl was like, I know this cat and bought this cat back to our house and was like, is this your cat? I'm pretty sure it is.

And my mum was like, where did you find him? Anyway, it was like 20 minutes into town and apparently he was visiting his sister. From the same litter. From the same litter. She has the sister cat. And this woman was like, I swear they were like reuniting. Dang it.

I want to do a live recreation of Dean's reaction. Only in Stanthorpe do cats hitchhike 20 miles to see their cat sister. That's crazy. We want to take some stories of amazing animals. I feel like I've got to step up my stories here this afternoon. We want to take some stories of amazing animal survival this afternoon. Damn it, I forgot. Dean lives in LA.

Crazy shit happens all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. His life is like Fast and the Furious. Yeah. And you just told him a missing pussy story. And Dean's like, yeah, but when do the cars fly out of the airplane? Do you have a story about an animal that went missing for ages, but it came back? Yeah. Okay. Did you get your cat about an animal that went missing for ages, but it came back?

Yeah. Did you get your cat or your dog or your pet? Oh, a bird story would be good. Bird? Turtle? No, maybe not. Well, a turtle one would be amazing, wouldn't it? We'll take it. Can you microchip a turtle? We don't know. 0800DALZM We want to know your story, your amazing story of animal survival

this afternoon. You can also text us on 9696. Also, pets are welcome to text us if you can text. Yep, if you're still trying to get home, we can help sort it out. Text us, we'll get you back. Bree and Clint. Amazing stories of animal survival.

A lady in North Canterbury has had her cat returned to her. She thought the cat was gone, dead, never coming back. Six years later, someone takes it to the SPCA. Boop, they put it through the SPCA self-checkout, and it was her cat, so she got it back. What's new, pussycat? Well, I'm not dead, it turns out. I'm not dead.

I'm alive, and I'm back. I smoke ciggies now. Yep, I got a tattoo. I've seen some shit, but I'm back. So we're asking you this afternoon on 0800Dials at M, do you have a similar story? Did you lose your pet and did it return? Henriette has called. Hi Henriette. Hi Henriette. Hi. What sort of animal are we talking about? A cat as well. A cat as well. A cat. What happened? So basically

we couldn't have the cat anymore and we gave it to a family friend that lives 50 kilometres away from us on a lifestyle block. Yeah. Then three weeks later the cat showed up back on our doorstep. Whoa. Your cat did a marathon. Yeah. It literally did a marathon and then some to get home to you.

That's amazing. And we definitely didn't get rid of that cat again. I was going to say, the cat would have been so salty at you, eh? Because cats know. Yeah, and how's the cat's preparation been for Tokyo 2020? The cat's taking those gel shot things. I know, right? Let's talk to Weasley

Hi Weasley Hi Wes Hey how's it going? Good thanks What's the type of pet first? I had a cat Right what happened to the cat? So I had the cat at one house

So we moved to another one And unfortunately he ran away About a year later I saw a newspaper And the first picture was an article about the cat infestation in the area. Yeah. And the picture was my cat. What?

Wait, was your cat the cat Casanova? Yeah, he was the populator of the area. No way! Oh, I thought they were pinning the infestation on your cat But actually your cat was causing the infestation Yeah And so I called the number that was on the article And they told me that they had euthanised him about 24 hours before I called Oh, Weasley

Oh Wes, way to keep it light on a Friday Oh, Weasley. Oh. Whiz. Way to keep it light on a Friday, Whiz. Weasley. It's a nice, bright... At least you used a word that kids in the car won't understand. Kids, that word means patted. Yes.

It means... And he got fed some really lovely tuna. That's right. To euthanise is to tickle under the chin. It means a degustation, but for a cat. Exactly right. Kate's here. Hi, Kate. Hi, Kate. What sort of animal are we talking about?

Amazing animal stories of survival. What was yours? We are talking about cats again. We should have just called this, How Long Did Your Cat Survive? Good. What happened? My brother had a cat and the cat got out after they moved house a little bit early. They couldn't find the

cat. Couldn't find the cat. It was about three weeks. They were really upset. They found the cat had been hit by a car on the motorway. They were distraught. Absolutely distraught. They got the cat cremated. They even got little moulds made of the cat's paws. The same day they went and picked up the cat's ashes, my brother's cat walked into

his house. Who's cat walked into his house. Whose cat? They still have no idea. Whose cat did you cremate? They don't know. They kind of looked on lost pet pages and no one was crying about a lost cat. That is so funny.

What do you do? What was the look on his face when his cat walked in? I don't think he said a single word for a solid hour and a half. He just said they're staring at it. He thought he was being haunted by a cat ghost. He might still be. What do you do with the ashes of someone's cat? So you've cremated it.

You thought it was yours. You've still got them. You've still got them. They have little, like, little moulds of the cat's paws. You just put them in a drawer somewhere. You've still got them. You've still got them. They have little, like, missile moulds of the cat's paws. At the end of the... You just put them in a drawer somewhere. At the end of the day, Kate, you gave someone's cat

a lovely send-off, didn't you? Absolutely. Absolutely. You know? It's in a little engraved wooden box. It's very beautiful. You're my story of the week. That is so good.

Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest Live from L.A. with Zee McCarthy the latest Live from LA with Dima Cathy. Well, that's a lie, actually. He's not live from LA. He's live from right here in the studio. Hi, everyone.

I love being in here. It's so cool. It's so fun. How about you just stay? I think that's a great idea. I reckon. I'm flying out tomorrow morning. Forget it.

Someone said, how the hell did he get into the country? Well, I've been in Australia, so I had to quarantine in Australia for two weeks, and then I've been seeing my family, doing some work things in Australia, and then into the country? Well, I've been in Australia. So I had to quarantine in Australia for two weeks. And then I've been seeing my family, doing some work things in Australia. And then because the bubble's open, which everyone should take advantage of. And you're obviously Australian. Yes, exactly.

Yeah, there we go. They let me come over. Oh. Well, it's great to have you here. And we've got you in studio live for the latest. So cool. There's big changes to the Victoria's Secret runway show and the angels and how they do their whole thing. This is so wild. So Victoria's Secret, which are known for their angels, you know those runway

shows where they've got the big feather boas and the backpacks and all this. They are scrapping the Victoria's Secret angels. Now they've had a lot of backlash in the last few years about it not being very diverse and the way it sexualises women and all that kind of thing. So the CEO has come out and said there will be no more Victoria's Secret angels. So the

Kendall Jenners, do you think Gigi Hadid was one? And now they're going to use women that represent all kind of success across different things. Like, for example, the Chinese-American skier Ellen Gu is going to be one of the featured stars. Priyanka Chopra, who, of course, is Nick Jonas' actor. She's spectacular, isn't she? She's amazing. And a few footballers and a few famous athletes in there. They're just completely changing their vibe, which is really cool and very, very modern.

About time. It's about time. Did the Victorias, and I'll ask you, Bree, as the woman on the show, did the Victoria's Secret Angels show ever make you want to buy a Victoria's Secret underwear? No, it just made me very self-conscious about my own underwear. That's the thing, right? I feel like those shows were targeted at the wrong people. It was the most

unrealistic underwear. I mean, one year, was it Heidi Klum wore something that was worth like millions of dollars? The bra. And obviously that's not what they're marketing, but all of their underwear in that show just looks so unachievable for like a normal woman to wear. It felt like a show for men

so they could go to their partner. And gawk. Why don't you wear that? And then their partner just feels stink about themselves. Yeah. I love that. I'd like to see some diversity, a bunch of different women from all walks of life,

which would be really cool. They might do a sports bra as well. Actually, hey, maybe I can be one for Victoria's. No, that'll never happen. You can do it, mate. I can do it. If you want to be in a lingerie show, you just say the words,

we'll organise it for you. No, I'm good, thanks. Are you sure? Oh, no, I'm good. Are you sure? No, still no. You could do... You know one of those five pack of undies

you get from the supermarket? Rios. See? You could be a Rio model. I'm keen for that. Yeah. Realistic. Kmart undies.

A realistic underwear shoot. I'm keen for that. All right, Ben, make it happen. We've got budget for a five Yeah. Realistic. Kmart undies. A realistic underwear shoot. I'm keen for that. All right, Ben, make it happen. We've got budget for a five-pack of Rios. Let's do one with Dean McCarthy. I'd like to see that. That's the latest. Thanks to liquid self-service laundromats,

you can wash and dry duvets from eight bucks in under an hour. I've got a story about a lotto win. Oh, my God. Is it Katie Drage? It's not Katie Drage. No, unfortunately, Katie Drage has not won the lotto for a fourth time. I thought it was going to be my childhood friend, Katie Drage. No, this is a Kiwi lotto win.

And you know I love reporting on a lotto win because it gives me hope. You know? I go, if they can do it, why can't I? If they can win the lotto, surely it's in my stars too. I mean, the odds are good. One in 100 million. Well, especially since these people have won it. They're out of the way.

Oh, that must mean it's achievable. Surely you don't buy a lotto ticket after you've won lotto, eh? That's when you stop playing. Depends how much you win, I think. You know those people who win twice? Yeah, I know. Stories about people who win twice? It's bizarre.

There was a guy in Australia who won, I think it was like two weekends in a row. Yeah, what's going on, eh? As in the millions, won two weekends back to back. Rigged. Yeah, rigged. He's up to something. They should have to, what's going on, eh? As if in the millions, one, two weekends back to back. Regged. Yeah, regged. He's up to something. They should have to give it to someone else, eh? You've already had your turn.

Anyway, last week, a group of 16 Tauranga workmates won the lotto. Oh, it's a syndicate. They were in a workplace syndicate and they struck it big. Sometimes these stories turn bad, though, don't they? Yeah, they always turn bad.

Totally, totally. You have to have a very responsible, trustworthy person in charge of the syndicate. And I've always wondered if you ran a syndicate, like you couldn't buy your own ticket because you couldn't win on your ticket and tell the syndicate that the syndicate ticket lost because they wouldn't believe you.

They'd go, well, that's our winning ticket, right? It'd be so hard to work it out. Obviously, you've thought quite a lot about this. A lot. I've thought about it a lot. Anyway, 16 people in Tauranga won. Their ticket came in and they won. Between 16 of them, $500,000.

Each. See, when I read it, I thought each. And I was like, because the draw this week was 8 million or something and I thought they'd won that one. I was like, oh, 16 people. That's half a million each. $500,000 between them. But still pretty oh 16 people, that's half a million each. 500,000 between them. But still pretty good.

How much is that each? $33,300 each. I know it's not half a million but the ticket only cost them a dollar each because they only throw in a dollar each. Yeah but that's that one time. What about the 100 other times they've bought a ticket?

Well they're still in profit. Yeah. They're still in profit. Well, maybe just. Do you think we could do a syndicate? Do you think that me, you, being Anastasia, and Dean if he wants to be involved. Yeah, Dean, now that I know you're scheming

to not actually tell us if you want, he just turns up in a Ferrari tomorrow. But you know, in America, they have those, they get to like $900 million and people line up down the street. It's wild on those. And then no one wins and then it drops back down to like $2 million. Yeah. up down the street. It's wild on those. And then no one wins and then it drops back down to like $2 million. Yeah. Just a measly two.

So if no one wins, why does it drop back down? Well, normally at Jackpot's each week it goes up, up, up, up. But eventually when it gets to like I think it's a billion dollars, it just drops back down again. A billion dollars? I think it was a billion. You're right. It gets up to like $600 million and like crazy stuff.

When I lived in America, I thought, oh, my God, I think it was $600 million. And I was like, I'm going to go buy a ticket. And I went and like crazy stuff. When I lived in America, I thought, oh my God, I think it was 600 million. And I was like, I'm going to go buy a ticket. And I went and bought a ticket. And then I was telling someone about it. And they were like, you're not an American citizen. If you win, you can't, I'm pretty sure you can't win. And then I had this full on panic.

And I was like, I'm going to win. And then I'm not going to be able to get it. It's going to happen to me. So what, just threw the ticket in the bin? Yeah. We never know if you were the 600 it. It's going to happen to me. So what, just threw the ticket in the bin? Yeah. We never know if you were the 600th. No, we never know. I think it was better that way.

A bit of flat drama going on that we need to sort out. And the person having that flat drama is producer Anastasia. Producer Anastasia, come in. Hello. Hello. There's no drama in my mind. She hasn't said there's any drama. She's just told us what's happening and we were like, um...

She doesn't think there's drama, but I think she's been taken for a ride here. I think she's been taken for a ride too. What's happening in your flat this weekend? We are downsizing as a flat. We're splitting in half and moving into a smaller place. There's me, another girl and another guy. And it just so happens that the week we're moving out,

the couple weekends that we're moving out, our flatmate has a couple work trips away both weekends. So me and the other girl, we're doing all the moving, like all the beds and couches and stuff. So wait a second. You're moving your other guy flatmate's entire life to the new flat? He's moved his clothes and stuff. We just have to do his bed

and his drawers. He's done the easy stuff. You've got to do the heavy lifting. Just all the heavy lifting. That's okay. He's got a work trip. Maybe he has to go do some business overseas or something like that. Maybe he's got a construction job on down south. What's the work

trip that he's got to do? There's a couple weekends of festivals. So he's going to a festival. They're the work trip that he's got to do? There's a couple weekends of festivals. So he's going to a festival. Is it worth work? And wait, wait a second. So it's not just one weekend that you're moving, it's two weekends in a row that you're moving. Yes, one weekend's moving,

one weekend's cleaning. He's skipping the cleaning. That's not cool. He's leaving you to do the move-out clean, the bond clean. Yeah, but he will contribute if he feels like it during the week. Well, you should hire a bond cleaner and then he pays for it. Yeah, what is he going to contribute? That's what I think.

Is he going to contribute financially? We're all cleaning the flat, us girls, and then they will... Wait, wait, wait. Us girls? They will... No, the boys wait. Us girls. They will... No, the boys will add in when we all pay for the bond cleaner just as the final touch. So you guys will do the heavy... Again, you guys do all the heavy lifting.

Heavy lifting, the pre-clean. To make the bond clean cheaper. Which is the hardest part. Again, he's away for work, so he's fine. So do you think, though, if that was me, if I was him, and it landed, yes, maybe it is for work and he's away and it's all bad. If that was me, I'd feel so horrible that I wasn't

there for all of the cleaning. I'd say, I will pay for the entire bond cleaner. That's my way that I can somehow contribute. Oh, that's a good way of doing it. Somehow. So we know you're fine with it, okay Anastasia? Yeah, I'm perfectly fine with it. We know you're okay with it. We're not on your behalf,

and we feel like we have the right to get angry about this. So we need to figure out, I think as a family, and we'd like to invite people listening to help us sort this out as well, what's appropriate? What's the appropriate- What do you think's fair? Retribution, reimbursement for the girls

who are moving this one flatmate who's going to a festival on flat moving weekend. Is that the facts of it? The girls are moving him while he goes to a festival. So wait, how are you even moving the stuff? Have you got movers? No, we've got a Toyota Corolla and a trailer. Anastasia.

You've been taken for a ride, my friend. You know what? He should be paying for a movers as well. So we've got some potential solutions. Do you think maybe he pays for the bond cleaner? Absolutely. Do you think maybe he could pay for the movers? They don't have movers.

That would be relaxing for everybody. Should we call him? Maybe we should call him and get him on. I've got an idea of how he could sort it out. Yeah, how? So you and your other girl flatmate are doing all the moving. He's moving into the flat with you. He pays your guys rent for a week.

Oh, that's good. No. You move him into the flat and he shouts you a week in the flat. That's pretty good. That sounds pretty good, doesn't it? Anastasia, don't you want a free week of rent? He pays half your bond. I love paying my rent.

It's my favourite part of the week. What does this guy have on you, Anastasia? He's my best friend. I love him to bits. Has he got incriminating photos or something? You've got Stockholm Syndrome. I think a lot of people have incriminating photos of me. Let's sort this out, okay?

Let's sort this out. Let's throw it out to the people on 0800DALS. There's got to be some sort of balance because at this stage, he's going away both weekends that the girls are moving. And cleaning. All of his stuff one weekend. They don't have a movers. They have to do all the heavy lifting themselves.

And then the next weekend, they're doing all of the cleaning. Maybe Bree and I are being a bit too heavy handed or maybe we're not being hard enough. I don't think so. I think Anastasia's our little sister and we're going into bat. Oh, $800 at M

or text into 9696. What's fair? What do you think? What's a fair payment for them moving his entire life? Which side are you on? What should happen?

We'll get you guys on and we'll sort this out. Brie and Clint have got an issue that needs solving. It concerns producer Anastasia and a flat move that's going down this weekend. Who stole the cookie challenge? I'm kidding.

Producer Anastasia, they're splitting up their flat. They're halving it. So her, another female flatmate and a male flatmate are moving into a flat. They're halving it. So her, another female flatmate and a male flatmate are moving into a flat. Turns out the two exact weekends in a row that they have to move and clean the entire old flat, he's away for. So the girls are left

to move all of his stuff and then do all of the cleaning for the flat. For the record, Anastasia is 100% fine with this. I don't think she should be. I'm all good with it. You're all good with it. Nah, I think you need to stand up, put your big girl socks on and be like, hey, maybe, you know.

Perfectly fine, guys. You can pitch in somewhere. Nah, not fine. Let's find out what the real solution should be. Bree suggested he pays for movers. I've suggested he pays your rent for a week. But what's fair and reasonable? I mean, I just wouldn't dump that on my flatmates being like, well, I'm

not there. Yes, you'll have to move all my stuff. That's not an adult move. Yeah. Nonny's here. Hi, Nonny. Hi, guys. How do you feel about this whole thing? What do you think? I live in Auckland, so I totally understand where you guys are coming from. I've lived in the House of Six. I think

you should pay for the after-moving meal. Oh, after-moving meal. And bevies. And should pay for the after moving meal. Oh, after moving meal. And bevies. I was going to say, where's the drinks, Noni? Yeah, okay. Where's the champagne? How about that, Anastasia? Exactly, you got it, Bree. Yeah, girl. What if he was to pay for the after moving meal?

Yeah, it could do with a big slice of souse. Oh, so you do want something out of this? You do want something out of this? No, no. Noni, you've hit the nail on the head, I think. Okay, wait there. Let's talk to Mike. Hi, Mike. Hi, Mike.

Yeah, hi there. How does this make you feel, Mike, that two innocent women are being made to move this man's entire life while he swans off to a festival? Well, whenever you get some mates to help you shift, you always put on something after you're finished. So it only makes sense that this guy should pay for the flatwarming party.

Oh. That's a good idea, Mike. And I mean, they're not even helping him shift. They are shifting him. Yeah. Well, even more, even more reason, especially if he's going to a festival, which is just code for getting on it anyway.

It's code for getting on it. It's not even code, eh? He's working. He's working. Yeah, working on getting drunk. No, I like that, Mike. How do you feel about that, Anastasia? What if he was to pay for the flatwarming afterwards?

Yeah, yeah, that'd be pretty mean. I mean, that's a good time. I like this text. Someone said, obviously, they have the house for more than a week whilst moving and cleaning. So I would move my own stuff throughout the week. He should send some mates over

to at least help them move. It's just rude. Yeah. You organise something. Is he chipping in for gas for your Corolla that's towing his bed to the new flat? With the trailer on? Yeah, I'll ask him. Full tank. He'll definitely chip in for that. What about the trailer on? Yeah, I'll ask him. If, you know, full tank,

he'll definitely chip in for that. What about the trailer hire? We're getting that through a friend. Yeah. Did you organise it? Is it your friend? Can we just play some music? Well, hopefully we've done our bit

and he hears this and he pulls his socks up and maybe chips in for a bit of the bond clean. He's got something on Anastasia. I know. He's got to have something on her, eh? I really want to know what it is.

This is a blackmail situation. Bree and Clint. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second. One second. This is our game where we guess songs as quickly as possible

and you play with us now. You just got to pick a team and you could win 50 KFC chicken dollars. Bex is here first. Happy Friday, Bex. G'day, Bex. Hello. Whose team do you want to be on today, Bex? Can I be on yours, please, Willie?

Of course you can, Bex. Got to stick with the Bs. That means... Yeah, there's one. Just two Bs over there. Yep, and all we need is someone with the name that starts with J. Oh, Robson. Hi, Robson.

Hi. My last name's Roberts, so we can stick together, okay? It's you and me. Hey, Robson, a bit of R&R. Thanks, BB. Okay, we'll take it in turns playing this game. Producer Anastasia, what's our theme for the One Second Song Challenge this week? This week's theme is female artists.

One of New Zealand's most famous female artists released new music. Lord. So that's the theme we're going with this week. Okay, cool. Oh, Lord. I was wondering who you meant. I was thinking Annie Crummer. Were you going to say Brie Thomasel?

Brie Thomasel Brie Thomasel Yeah yeah yeah One half of the hot mess Okay why don't the BBs go first And then the RRs will go No no You and I Go against each other

You guys go against each other And then they do a round together Do you do this every week Alright Brie and Clint You guys are round number one You versus me Got it got it got it And then Bex versus Robson

Got it got it got it I'm on board Alright guys You picked a good teammate Robson Robson. Got it, got it, got it, got it. I'm on board. All right, guys. You picked a good teammate, Robson. Robson, you're carrying the team. All right. Clint versus Brie, round one. Let's hear song number one.

Brie. Oh, that's cheating. That is Lorde, Greenlight. Bex, we're on the board. What part of that was cheating? She's the theme. No, Brie won that for Instagram. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right, Bex and Robson, are you guys ready to hear song number two? Yep, we are. Let Robson buzz in with Rob, okay? Okay. Bex versus Rob. Okay, Bex versus Rob. All right, guys, yell it out as soon as you know

who sings it in the title, okay? Here's song number two Rihanna, Umbrella Buzz in with your name Yeah Rob Rob Robson, what's the name of the song and the artist?

Umbrella, Rihanna I feel like you guys are meant for each other. We're on the board. That's the way the cook is. We're on the board. All right, now that everyone knows how to play the game, let's hear, expect to bring Clint, let's hear song number three. Freak.

Oh. Beyonce, Crazy in Love. Didn't even mean the three. Come on, Bex, you've got to bring this home for us, alright? Robson, once again, it's back to you. Don't forget to buzz in with your name, okay? I'm going to call Robson Robbo.

Okay, Bex and Rob let's hear song number four. Bex is in! It's Taylor Swift. Oh, God. It's Taylor Swift. Oh, God. What's the name of the song? Who's face?

Blank, blank. Is it Blank Face? That's correct. So weird. I heard a sneeze in there that sounded just like the correct answer. Gesundheit. I honestly did not hear that. I promise. No lie.

It's not our week, Robson. Yes, Vix. Vix, you've got 50 KFC chicken dollars. Congratulations. Thank you so much. Nice work, Vix. What a team. Bree and Clint.

The article out today from the UK Deed poll service, that's where you can change your name if you'd like to. They've said that one of the most popular middle name change requests is Danger. Danger is my middle name. You may have heard that saying before. Some people don't take their life seriously at all, do they? I love it. I think it's funny.

My friend, I've told you the story before. I worked with him at a previous radio station. His name was Chase. Yeah. I can't remember what his birth middle name was, something boring. No one knows anyone's birth middle name. Nah, it doesn't mean all that much. Sometimes if you're named after someone.

But he decided it was a bet that he made with a friend. He lost and he legally changed his name to Danger. If you're going to change any name, you might as well change the middle name. Danger is his middle name. I mean, good conversation starter. So in the UK, they reckon people are actually doing this? They reckon at least once a week week someone will legally change their name. And they're allowed to?

Their middle name to Danger, yeah. Because there's certain names you're not allowed in New Zealand. In the UK obviously you can have Danger. I wonder if you're allowed Danger as a middle name in New Zealand. I feel like you could. Yeah? Yeah. I mean it doesn't have symbols in it.

No. You know how they obviously said no to that. Yes. Remember there was that story out in New Zealand where you can't name your kid Lucifer? Yeah, you can't name it Lucifer. Yeah, you can't name it that. There's a whole list of them.

A bunch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't believe Danger would be on there. You can't name your kid Bus Shelter. No. That's on there. Yeah, you can't. Because someone tried to name their kid Bus Shelter.

No. Because of where the kid was conceived. Not a good name. Not a good name. Not a good name. Not a good name. No. Would you ever change your middle name? What's your middle name?

Paul. Paul. I mean, pretty standard. I would change it. I'll tell you why I'd change it. Why? I said to Dad one time, because my Dad's middle name is Paul. Yeah.

And I said, Dad, why is our middle name Paul? What's the origin story of Paul? Why are we Pauls? And he said to me, I don't know. And I said, well, why did you give it to me? He goes, well, because I had it. And I said, yeah, but why did you have it? And he goes, I don't know.

We've talked about on the show my middle name and what my parents did to us children. Isn't it Lady Stephen? Yeah, my parents named my brother's middle name is Dion after my mum Diane. Yes. And then my middle name is Stephanie after my dad Stephen.

I'm like, God, fool yourself. You and your brother should both change your middle name too. Danger. Yeah, why not? Spice it up a little bit. Do you think my parents would be offended? Do you think my parents would be offended? Do you think your dad would be offended? I mean, he's not.

It's not like it's a family name. He doesn't even know why he's got it. Nah, we could do it together. Not much offends my dad. He'd be right. I want to ask people, on 0800 DIAL ZM, do you have the middle name Danger? Oh, surely not.

Surely someone out there listening has done this or they've been given the name Danger as a middle name. Text us on 9696 or give us a call right now on 0800-DIAL-ZM. We've got no dangers listening to us. I guarantee it. Call us now. We're looking for people with the middle name of Danger. How could we forget, obviously, the late Johnny Danger Bennett?

Yeah. New Zealand hero. Yeah. Icon, in fact. Rest in peace. Apparently, he did change his middle name to Danger. Yeah, he's a sitter. Where does the quote Danger as my middle name come from?

Do we even know? People on the text machine. I feel like it's from a Bond movie even know? People on the text machine, I feel like it's from, is it from a Bond movie? But some people on the text machine and I do- Well, it's his name, Bond, James Bond,

James Danger Bond. That's a great name. I'm going to name my kid that. Someone on the text machine and I do recall this said it's from Austin Powers. Austin Powers. Yeah, right.

Danger is my middle name. Danger is my middle name. Let's talk to some people and see if we can find some middle danger names. Michael's here. Hey, Michael. G'day, Mike. Or should we say Michael Danger? Is that your middle name?

No, it's not my middle name. It's actually my workmate's first name. No way! Your workmate's first name is Danger. First name, yeah. I like it. I like it. Was he given that name at birth or did he come up with it himself? No, given at birth. Really?

God, his parents were cool, weren't they? Danger. Yeah. Yeah. Was his middle name Zone? No, his middle name is Maisie and then his last name's Evan. So apparently one of the reasons was his mum kind of ends up to be like de-anger me for his mother. Yeah.

Oh, right, okay. Right. There's a couple of other theories behind it, but I can't remember what they were. Yeah, fair enough. Okay, thanks, Michael. Someone said on the text machine, I'm a teacher and one of our junior boys has danger as his middle name.

Apparently his mother lost a bet with his father and had to name him that. Love putting your kids up as collateral for a bet. Lloyd is here. Hi, Lloyd. G'day, Lloyd. Hey, how are you? Good, thanks. Do you know someone with the middle name Danger?

Yeah, my little boy. His middle name is Danger. Yeah, love it. Love it, Lloyd. You gave your son the middle name Danger. Yeah, the missus was definitely super keen to have another kid and I was a bit hesitant and I said, well, if it's a boy, I get middle name,

no questions asked. She said, yeah, yeah, that's fine. Good deal, Lloyd, and you've come out on top, mate. I love it. Again, I love the idea of putting your kids up as collateral and bets. I tried this with Lucy when we were having a second kid too. I said, alright, if we have another second kid, I want to name it Richie, Dan, Ma'a, Conrad,

any of the 2011 Rugby World Cup squad will do. Ricky Kahui. And it was a bit awkward when you had another girl. And then we had a girl. I tried Ma'a though. It just didn't quite fit. Love that, Lloyd. Someone on the text machine.

There's so many because you and I had a discussion before the show and you go, no one's going to have that middle name. And I reckon I said plenty of people. I honestly believe that. But the number of messages we've had, mostly about people who have given it to their kids. Yeah, some people on the text machine. Seems like a very modern joke.

Shout out to a few danger middle name people. My nephew's name is Macklin Danger Bissett. Cool name. Someone else said my son's middle name is Danger. Full name, Max Danger. Max Danger. That is the coolest name ever. You know your kid's going to grow up to be a stuntman, though, eh?

You know that's what you've done. He's going to do motocross. He's going to be a crusty demon. You gave him the name Max Danger. You know he's going to be jumping things as soon as he gets his training wheels off. Yeah, for sure. One last one. My name is Jack Danger Miller.

Jack Danger Miller. There you go. There you go. We are surrounded by dangers. Brie and Clint. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment. Friday Oki. I love Friday Oki.

It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Brian Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Oki! Here it is, our weekly singing competition. Speaking of back in a big way.

Oh, God. We each spend 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer to make the best sounding song we possibly can. And we're pretty good, so it's a pretty easy job for them. We are some of the most average singers in this country, but we do it for everyone else's enjoyment. Sorry, I'm one of the most average. Clint thinks he's pretty damn good.

Correct. This week, Brie's been tasked with keeping an orchid alive. We don't know if it's actually possible to keep an orchid alive, but one month she needs to keep this thing living to win an indoor plant prize pack for somebody. So I thought, she's keeping an orchid alive, let's sing this song. Say what you want about the 70s, but this song still slaps. Oh, my God.

This is one of my mum's, mumma Di's all-time favourite songs. Oh, we should try and get her on to vote this week. I feel like she should have a vote. Absolutely. So what you're about to hear is two Bee Gees. First, mine. And then Bree's. All right, mate.

Let's see what you got We want you to vote Well no 800 dials it in But not until you've heard them both in full Look out for the falsettos Enjoy everybody Well you can tell By the way I use my walk

I'm a woman's man No time to talk Music loud And women warm I've been kicked around Since I was born And now it's all right. It's okay.

You may look the other way. We can try to understand the New York Times effect on men. Whether you're a mother or whether you're a brother, we're staying alive. Staying alive. Feel the city breaking and everybody shaking. And we're staying alive. Staying alive. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Staying alive. Staying alive. Ha, ha, you pretty good.

Mate, I've never said this to you before. You butchered the Bee Gees. You butchered it. Oh, did I? Your mum did. Actually, I'm going to shut my mouth because I'm going to probably butcher it just as bad. Mum and Dad, what did you think of my Bee Gees? Oh, Craig, come on.

You have to hit those high notes. I tried. I think that was him. Yeah, that was really my high note. That was the high note. Do you think Bree's got to hit it? No, someone should have grabbed you in the crotch area. Yeah, but you weren't here, so...

Oh, come on. Do you think... I know. Do you think Bree's got the high notes in her mumma die? Oh, let's see. We've got something. Let's see. Mum, I'm so sorry in advance.

You know how much I love this song. I wanted to do you proud, but I'm pretty sure I didn't. How's she going to go? There's a bit of a mind. Here's Breeze Bee Gees. Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk. I'm a woman's man. No time to talk.

Music loud. I'm a woman's woman. I've been kicked around since I was born. It's all right. It's okay. You may look the other way. We can try to understand. The New York Times are...

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, you're staying alive. Staying alive. Feel the city breaking. Now everybody's shaking. And we're staying alive. Staying alive. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Staying alive.

Staying alive. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Sing it loud. Sing it loud. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Sing it loud. Get low on the people on the dance floor. Holy smokes. Holy smokes. I'd add a bit of everything for everyone in that. I just get some helium.

That's what I reckon you had. I feel like that sounded like six different people. One of those is the best Bee Gees of the week. That was so fun. But to figure it out, we need you guys to help us decide. If you had to vote, Mum and Di, who would you vote for this week? Well, I'd vote for neither of them to be ever played again, I reckon.

Yeah. Fair enough. She can't choose between her two kids. Absolutely. We hear that a lot as well. Five votes, and best bit of constructive feedback is going to win 50 KFC chicken dollars

this week with Friday Oki. That feedback is also welcome on the text machine on 9696. We'll play one song and then we'll find out who did the best Bee Gees. Bree and Clint. Friday Oki! We are.

I never thought we would do it and I'm so glad that we have because the Bee Gees slaps. The Bee Gees slaps. A bit of feedback on the text machine. Someone said Clint's harmony slapped, but Bree's vocal range outstanding. Oh, that's all-round positive there. That's great.

That's good. Someone said definitely Bree for the win this week. Clint sounded like he was flatter on those notes than my chest. Yeah, you know, well, that's creative feedback. We'll take feedback in any form. We need to know from five people who did the best Bee Gees. Was it me? Singing a lie.

Get warm with the people on the dance floor. Or was it Bree? Singing a lie. Get low with the people on the dance floor Or was it Brie? Take it alive I feel like this was definitely my worst part. Get low with the people on the dance floor Were you looking at the lyrics? Nah, I just felt it. I just felt the music and whatever came out.

Paige is here. Hi, Paige. Happy Friday. Hi, Paige. Hi. Who's the winner of Birthday Banger this week? Br here. Hi, Paige. Happy Friday. Hi, Paige. Hi. Who's the winner of Birthday Banger this week? Brie. Yeah, Paige.

Thank you. I appreciate that. Did you like my high notes? It was so amazing. So amazing even. Paige. I feel like Paige. I love how obviously someone's told her to be like, just tell them a lie.

I feel like Paige wants the KFC. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Marshall's here. Hey, Marshall. G'day, Marshall. Yeah, g'day there. Hey, solid there, Bree. You know I love you, but I'm going to have to vote for Clint. No worries, Marshall. Did you like how mine was

flat and monotone and a bit lifeless? Is that what you liked about it? Yeah, yes, absolutely. Thanks for voting, Marshall. We appreciate it. Let's talk to Jo. Hey, Jo. G'day, Jo. Hey. First First of all before you vote What's your feedback on Friday Okie this week? Do we do a good Bee Gees?

To be honest I normally have to turn it down a little bit Like every week Yeah This week I rocked to it It was great Good song choice Love that Jo

Love that You know Jo's a loyal listener When she'll just turn us down And not turn us up I'll just put them on I'll give them a chance I know it's coming. That's why we have to keep it at the same time every week.

Who are you voting for, me or Bree? Bree. I felt that she felt it. It was great. Joe, I feel like you were right there with me. 2-1. You can win it here, Bree. Let's go to Riley.

Hi, Riley. G'day, Riley. Hello. What are your thoughts this week, Riles? Sorry, Bree, but I feel like Clint's won. We've got a game here. Game's on. It's all tied up.

Thank you, Riley. Let's go to Skylar. Hi, Skylar. G'day, Skylar. The power's in your hands. Who did the best Bee Gees this week for Friday Oakey? Definitely going to have to go for Bree. Skylar, my girl, you've handed me the win.

I appreciate that. It's a head-hop, you know. Was it my... Yeah, definitely. Well done, Skylar. I just twisted my nipple and that's what came out. We've got some KFC chicken dollars for you. You wait there.

Well done, Bree. Sing it aloud. Everyone. KFC chicken dollars for you. You wait there. Well done, Bree. Everyone. Get low on the people on the dance floor. For the record, the orchid is staying alive for now. Five days. That's one week. Five days.

Almost, almost. I'm counting it as a week. Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint. Okay. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right. We're a team here. We need something good for a Friday

to get you home, get you going into the weekend. I think we're voting as a threesome this afternoon. I love voting as a threesome. Yeah, we're operating as, we're operating in a, I do love to operate. a three-way.

As a threesome. The third vote is for Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent. Hi, Dean. You're here in the studio. What a great person to invite into the group. Absolutely. For a threesome.

Always welcome in a threesome. Let's get our contestants on. Let's go to Eloise. Hi, Eloise. Hi, Eloise. Hi, Bert. What's your birthday, Eloise? It's 11 November 1976.

Okay, you were 16 in 1992 on the 11th of November. And 92 brought us this number one hit. Don't tell my heart, my head can break it hard. I just don't think it understand. Miley's dead. And if you tell my heart, my head can break it hard. A global hit. Yeah, the guy from heart, my achy, breaky heart. A global hit. Yeah, the guy from Old Town Road.

Yes, Billy Ray Cyrus. Do you like it, Eloise, as your birthday banger? Is that a Rosie Dizzee or something? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, wait there. Dean, are you an achy, breaky heart kind of guy? I liked it. I grew up in the country, so I was like, how there?

Okay. Dean and I grew up literally a country town over I was like, hi there. Dean and I grew up literally a country town over from the other in Australia. Okay, alright, well it's got a chance then. And it was big in our area. Massive. Emily's here. Hi, Emily. Hi, Emily. Hi. Hi, how you going? Good. How's your week been?

Yeah, pretty good so far. Glad to end it though. Yes, I hear you on that. Let's end it with a hi. What's your birthday? Yes, 10th of August, 79. Right, you were 16 in 1995 on the 10th of August. And on that day, this was top of the charts. Great song. Better TLC.

Better TLC, can't go wrong. I can tell that you love it, Emily. You love it, eh? I love it. I love it. Brings back good memories. How could you not love it? What an absolute juggernaut of a hit for TLC.

One more for Emma. Hi, Emma. Hi, Emma. Hi. Happy Friday. How's your Friday going? It's great. It's over.

Emma, I love that honesty. That's what we appreciate here at the Bree and Clint show. At the summer day, we do get quite a bit of honesty, eh? And I love it. People are just like, yeah, good. I'm so over people going, yeah, it's great. No, just tell us, give it to us straight. What's your birthday, Em?

1st of September, 1983. Right, you were 16 in 1999 on the 5th of September. And also in the 90s, this had a number one hit. East Club 7 and Bring It All Back. Breeze Dancing. Dean's Bopping. Emma, do you like it? It's okay. I don't know if it's as good Dean's bopping. Emma, do you like it? It's okay.

I don't know if it's as good as the other two. What would you pick, Em? Maybe Belly Ray. Belly Ray, sorry. Okay, we'll take that into account. Well, out of the three, Achy Breaky Heart is the naughtiest pick because Ross Boss would hate it. Oh, yeah, we can get away with Waterfalls.

Yeah, absolutely. Achy Breaky Heart will achy break his heart. But I think we give our guest the first vote. Yes. Dean McArthur, you can choose from all three songs. Which one would you vote for? Waterfalls. I know every song.

I even know the lyrics to the rap bit. I think I've seen you do the rap. Yeah. I know the dance move from the music video. Ben, can you make sure we've got the rap version loaded up in case that song does win? Because there are two versions. Yes, that's right. It has been edited rap version loaded up in case that song does win because there are two versions. Yes, that's right.

It has been edited. Bree, what would you vote for? No, what are you voting for? Well, I just wondered what you would vote for. Okay. And then you will have the deciding vote.

Should we do it at the same time? Oh. Okay, let's do it at the same time. Three, two, one. Waterfalls. Achy, breaky heart.

Oh. That means Waterfalls wins. That's, one. Waterfalls. Achy, breaky heart. That means waterfalls win. That's the winner. I tried. Here we go. My country-ites. Country-ites. That's what us country people call each other now.

Is that what's short for country? Yes. Guess you don't just... Emily, you've done it. You've won birthday banger. Love it. Thanks, guys. Banger M, have a good weekend, mate.

Thank you. You too. Bree and Clint with Dean McCarthy. This is ZM. ZM, Bree and Clint, the winner of Birthday Banger. It's TLC and Waterfalls from 1995. Song's ancient. It's over 20 years old.

Don't say that. How old was... How's this? I've got a really early memory of this song because my nan taped it off the radio for us and gave it to us on cassette. She was like, listen to this, kids. And we would listen to it on cassette, yeah.

That's the first time you guys got a mullet shaved into your heads. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In Rotorua. Oh, it's actually a reverse mullet in Rotorua. It was the piss fringe. The piss fringe. So you shave everything off except the fringe. Did you all, did all three brothers have that? Yeah, we're brothers. Not rat's tails? No. Or did you have both? Piss fringes and earrings. That's what we had. And eyebrow rings when you got older. Well, they said they were going to get the eyebrow ring and yet it was only me who got the eyebrow ring. You know, my

first memory of this song is there's videos of me and my sister and we'd come out in our swimming togs and for some reason we'd belt out this song on holidays. Yeah, right. And we thought we were real good and it was horrific. We'll show. Ben, can we see if we can get that video? No.

We've got a VHS converter somewhere in the building. My mum would have it, but if you're listening, mum, burn it. Burn everything. Bree and Clint. Look, if you listen to our show, you would know that my mum, Mama Di, is a regular feature on the show. Most of the time, it's when we're tormenting her. She's good for it, you know?

She is a very good sport. That's the curse of being a good sport is that you get targeted. It happens over and over again but today we thought we'd like to treat her to something special because that something special is in the studio at the moment and that's Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood

reporter. You're in the country at the moment, which is so cool. And for people that don't know Dean, you can follow him at MrDeanMcCarthy on Instagram. He has 0.2% body fat. I've never seen so many abs on one person before in my life. Excuse my French, he's ripped a shit. You're a good looking man, Dean, and you're in great shape. I work hard for it, though. Yeah, we count almonds.

We weigh shrimp. Like, it's a whole thing. Oh, yeah. It's not how I want to live my life. Don't do it to yourself. But I'm glad that people like you do, so I can appreciate it, you know? You've got the teeth, you've got the hair, you've got the face, you've got the body, and we thought, you know, why not share that?

Obviously, you work that hard on yourself to share it with people, to bring them joy. And your mum, Bree, mum and I, is a red-blooded woman. She has wants and needs and desires and why shouldn't she experience a little bit of Dean McCarthy, you know? And this is a quote from my mum. She always says to me, Brianna, I might be old, but I'm not dead. Exactly right. And I like to appreciate and she loves the young men. Mainly

rugby league players but Dean looks like one. So we thought, you know, let's call her. Not on the phone though, let's FaceTime her. She thinks the call's coming in from you, right? We've already done this. So we've done this earlier. She thinks I'm FaceTiming her because it's coming from my phone.

But the audio you're about to hear is we've FaceTimed mum and I but our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy, will be standing in front of the camera with his shirt off, fully ripped, and here's my mum's reaction. Oh my god!

Hang on, mum and reaction. Oh my god! Hang on, you want me to die? I think I'd better go and have a cold shower. What are you doing? I'm coming over. You want some of that, mum? You want some of that? It's me. Oh my goodness.

Better than Zac Efron. Out of 10. Give him a ranking out of 10. What are your thoughts? 11. She's not wrong either. Did you hear her woohoo? Did you hear it? She goes woohoo.

Better than Zac Efron. If Bree's dad, Big Steve, is listening, you're welcome. Tonight's going to be a good night for you, I think. It's going to be a great night. Also, I think. It's going to be a great night. Also, Big Steve, time to get back in the gym. Head to bed early, guys. Thank you, Dean. Oh, pleasure.

Thank you for sharing your gorgeous body with us. Thank you. Tell Mama Di I said hi. Bree and Clint. News for women. Good news for women listening. Oh, great. Yeah, I'm excited for this.

Finally. Oh, my God. Finally, yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. They're stopping periods. No, periods are sticking around. You guys get to keep those. I thought you liked them. You call them chocolate time, don't you?

We definitely. Woo-hoo, it's chocolate time. We definitely do not like them. Big news for women, I said before. Finally, women have closed the gender gap. Well done, guys. Well done. Well done.

Gender gap is closed. You mean the gender pay gap? No, I mean the gender alcohol consumption gap. Research. You pitched this to me like it was some wins for us in the gender pay gap area. No, I said, oh, no, no. I said some wins in the gender pay gap area. No, I said, oh, no, no. I said some wins in the gender gap area. Oh, I feel like we've been led astray,

producer Anastasia. What do you think? Yep, I've definitely been led astray. Don't you want to know? Don't you want to know about your big victory? Typical, the men have done us dirty again. I thought I was going to be able to buy an Audi this weekend. For the last hundred years that surveys have been conducted,

the rate of drinking men to women was three to one. Men would drink three drinks to women's every one drink. Right. And thanks to the hard work

of people like Brie and Anastasia, that gap is now down to one to one. You know who I blame? Yes. Yeah, well done. Brie, you know who I blame?

Who? Those bloody seltzers and those pre-mixed drinks Me too They're just so damn tasty They taste like fruity summer water And shout out to all my friends and family Back home in the country town of Stanthorpe

I feel like we've lifted that rating right up Do you feel proud Brie? I feel proud Do you feel proud? Oh 100% This is what Kate Shepard was campaigning for This is Shut up!

Brie and Clint. A bit of cat chat in the show today, hasn't there been? Yeah, we love a bit of cat chat. Yeah, deep in the cat chat. We talked about Mary from North Canterbury, whose cat showed up after being missing for six years. Now, a story about a woman who has contracted a horrific cat injury. Cats, weirdly, we let them in our house,

we let them sleep on our bed, we smush our face all up inside of them, we pat them, sometimes we lick them. They've got weapons that come out of their fingers. They've got weapons, but also, they're carrying a lot of disease. Like, they're out in the garden, digging around, bearing their own poos,

licking their own buttholes, and you're like, oh, you want to have some of my ice cream? Cool, get in here They're weighing on stuff Yeah A woman has contracted A rare Zoonotic

Zoonotic Yeah it's what they say Disease After being scratched In the eyeball By her cat Oh Yeah

She's 28 And she experienced Redness Irritation And discharge From her right eye For Ben don't show it yet Oh Oh No And she experienced redness, irritation, and discharge from her right eye. Ben, don't show it yet.

Oh. Oh, no. I was trying to keep that as a surprise. I only saw it for a second. I was trying to keep that as a surprise. As a surprise? I also wanted to ask for consent before I showed you the injury. Yeah, that was probably a good idea. Ben, Ben, you don't just spring that on somebody, okay?

You don't just spring that sort of shit on people. You were leaning into us. Yeah, I was leaning. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, turns out she had... What? They did genome sequencing on it, the same thing they do with COVID, and she had cowpox in her eye.

In her eyeball? Not chickenpox, not smallpox, but cowpox. What's cowpox? It's similar to chickenpox and smallpox, but it's cowpox. Do cows get chickenpox? No, they get cowpox. But like the same as what the chickenpox is? Well, they get a pox.

I don't know. Somehow the cat had got it. It got into this woman's eye. If she didn't go to the hospital when she did, her eyeball would have died because the tissue inside her eye was rotting. This is good chat for a Friday. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I know.

So now. Is there a happy ending? Now would you like to see the photo? Yeah, okay. Now, Ben, put the photo up. That is. Oh. So.

I'll take it down, Ben. If you're thinking about getting a cat. Wait. Get a dog. You're not finishing the story. I need to know what, Ben. If you're thinking about getting a cat, get a dog. Wait. Get a dog. You're not finishing the story. I need to know what happened to her eye. Oh. Before we go.

It's fine. It's fine. It survived. It's a bit droopy, they said. Jeez. But it works. You know, it works. Yeah.

I noticed you didn't ask how the cat was. Well, I'm sure the cat's fine. Yeah, the cat's fine. The cat didn't get scratched. No, the cat's fine. Yeah. It's hard to kill cats. They've got nine lives. Especially the SPCA ones. Well, I'm sure the cat's fine. Yeah, the cat's fine. The cat didn't get scratched. No, the cat's fine. Yeah. It's hard to kill cats. Especially the SPCA ones. Yeah.