ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 18th June 2024

Episode Date: June 18, 2024

How many sets of twins in the family?  Clint wants to be a ute guy.  Weird kissing experiences.  What are your dating non-negotiables.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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ZM's Bree and Clint Save Like a Boss with KFC's $9.99 Wicked Pack. Tonight we are going to witness the most anticipated show in the history of professional radio. Danny Bray and Clint. Yo, yo, yo, are we on?

We're on now. Okay, we're on. Can you hear us? I can hear you. Can you hear me? I can hear you. All right, let's take it from the top. People in Georgia and Gary and the other studios. You guys can hear us?

You can hear us? Are we broadcasting? We're broadcasting. Who would have thought we're trained professionals? Welcome to the show, everybody. show everybody That was a throat bubble I love a throat bubble In the midst of eating an apple So yeah

Congratulations to the Auckland Blues Who have just posted just now on Facebook That they've managed to sell out Eden Park For the Super Rugby final this weekend 45,000 people Blues versus Crusaders. Nah, man. Chiefs. And I'd just like to say

the Blues have not sold out Eden Park. The Chiefs have sold out Eden Park. The Blues, not once this season, managed to sell out their own stadium. Not once. You didn't sell out your own stadium once. Now that the Chiefs are in the final with you, everyone from Hamilton's coming up. The Chiefs have sold out Eden Park.

So how about you tag them in your post, Eden Park? Them be fighting words from Clinton Roberts. I'm going looking for a fight this weekend to the game. Let's put a bet on. Yeah. What are you willing to bet on your beloved Chiefs to take out the final this weekend? Are you going to jump on the Blues bandwagon?

No, I'm just, you know I love a bet. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I love a bet. And you know what? This is a dumb bet for me to make because I'm not going to jump on the blues bandwagon? No, I'm just, you know I love a bet. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I love a bet. And you know what? This is a dumb bet for me to make because I'm not going to lie. I have, I'm not someone who keeps up to date with that competition. So I have no idea what my odds are. I know.

Nudie run across Victoria Park. A nudie. Mate, I don't want to go to jail again. We'll think about it. We'll think about it. We'll think about it. You bring me a good bet, I'll take you up on it. Okay.

Okay. Let's go, though, with a brand new round of Tradiverse Lady. We've got 50 bucks and a price from the tool shed up for grabs next. How good? If you want it, you can give us a call right now. 0800 DIAL ZM. The prize Clint's talking about is a 35 litre vacuum cleaner worth $299, all thanks to the tool shed.

Yeah, and just like the Crusaders, it sucks. Jeez. I'd like to distance myself. I am a neutral party. No, you are Hurricanes and they're out too. Yeah, well I wasn't neutral until the Hurricanes... Pick a side, Thomas. Now it's finals time. The Hurricanes got knocked out last weekend, so...

Brian Clint, it's set in. Brian Clint. Time for Tradie vs. Lady. It's the Tradie vs. Lady. Thanks to the Tool Shed. Kiwi owned, trusted by Tradies. Three, two, one, let's go. That's right.

The Tradies and the Ladies going head to head for an amazing prize from the Tool Shed. That vacuum cleaner worth $299. The Tradies picked up a win yesterday. They're on 44. The ladies, 10 in front on 54. Our lady's from Whangarei. She's 40-something, and she once trekked the Great Wall of China.

Welcome to the show. It's Sam. Hi, Sam. Hi. Did you realise before you got there, Sam, how long the Great Wall of China actually is? Yeah, I had a pretty good idea. I was never going to walk the whole thing.

Yeah, right. You did a section. Sorry? You did a section of it. Yeah, I just did a section of it with a group. We were fundraising for multiple sclerosis. Oh, cool. Amazing. That, cool. Amazing.

That's awesome. Because I think the Great Wall of China is like over 20,000 kilometres long. Really? Yeah. Wow. Okay. And that was man-made. How did they do it?

And we're still waiting for the underground train to be finished in Auckland. It's taken years. You're taking on our tradie lady today. They're 21 years old. They're from Christchurch, and they're going on their first solo trip soon. Welcome to the show, Kirsten. Hi, Kirsten. Hello.

Whereabouts are you going? Just to Aussie, to the Gold Coast. Oh, lovely. Okay. Sam, your buzzer's Sam. Kirsten, yours is Kirsten. The first of three correct answers gets that prize from the tool shed. Good luck.

Here we go, guys. Question number one. What is the minimum age you have to be to run for president in America? Is it 30, 35, or 40? Sam. Yes, Sam. I have no idea, but I'm going to guess 40. No.

Kirsten. 35. Yeah. 35. Can't be president if you're under 35. I think that's good. They should have a maximum age as well. Yeah. 35. Can't be president if you're under 35. I think that's good. They should have a maximum age as well. Yeah, which I feel like should be.

About five years younger than Joe Biden. Yeah, I'd say so. All right, that is one to the tradies. Question number two. What is three quarters as a percentage? Sam. Sam's in. 75%. Nice work, Sam. You're on the board. Sam. Sam's in. 75%.

Nice work, Sam. You're on the board. We're one apiece. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. I love it like it's gold. You love me like it's gold. You kill me for it.

It's gold. You love me like it's gold. No one's got that one. Kirsten's in. Is it Beyonce maybe? It is Beyonce. It is Beyonce. Nice work, Kirsten.

Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number four. What hit TV show is this theme song from? Sam. Sam's in. Oh, my God, is it Golden Girls? Yeah. It is.

Oh, it's a great show. Sophia, Dorothy, Rose and Blanche, the whole crew. All right, that brings us to a tie-break question. Here we go. This is for the win. Question number five. Also the word for the rising and falling of the ocean. What is the name of the music streaming service part owned by Jay-Z?

Sam. Sam for the win. Is it Tide? Tidal? Yeah. We'll give it to you. We'll give it to you. And that's the win for the ladies.

Sam, do you need a new vacuum? Because we've got a ripper for you. Yeah. It's actually so cool. It's all thanks to the tool shed and $50 cash. I've decided that it's time for me to get a ute. That I want a big boy car. And it's time. It's time for me to get a ute, that I want a big boy car, and it's time for me to get a ute. Are you moving to some property, some land?

No. Are you picking up a trade? No. Are you entering into any kind of drag competitions? No. Drag competitions? Yeah. Utes are the best for dragging and drifting

because they've got no weight on the back. You would know that if you're a ute guy. No, I'm not doing any of those things. What are you doing then? I've got a lot of offcuts around the house that I need to take to the dump. And I don't have a tow bar on my hatchback. So I've decided, ute time.

I'm going to be a ute guy. Wait, you want to get a ute because you've got a few clippings. No, more than a few clippings. I don't need this from you, okay? I don't need this from you. I just don't want you to make a badute guy. Wait, you want to get a ute because you've got a few clippings. No, more than a few clippings. I don't need this from you, okay? I don't need this from you. I just don't want you to make a bad decision. No, I know, but that's fine.

I won't. I'm not. My wife does not want me to get a ute. She thinks it's silly. So does that mean no ute for Clint? Well, I have been looking at them secretly. Wait, you've been cheating on your wife with a ute? With utes, yeah.

You've been seeing utes behind your wife's back? You've been test driving the utes behind her back? No, I haven't test driven any Oh, you're lucky Have I sat in one? Yes Have I test driven it? No Have you touched it? Yes, well, I sat in it

How dare you? Well, just to see if I was making the right decision Anyway, I found a good one Like, I've got quite a lot on my Trade Me Watch list at the moment And I found a good one. Like I've got quite a lot on my Trade Me Watch list at the moment and I found a good one. And I decided that I would send the link to Du Bois, namely her dad and my brother-in-law.

That's our boys group chat. Now you're implicating the brother-in-law and the father-in-law. They're fine with it. We talk about things. So now they have to keep things. We talk about private men's things. They have to hide these things you're doing behind your wife's back. They're fine with it.

From their own daughter and sister. They're fine with it, okay? I accidentally sent the link to the ute that I'm looking at to the entire family group chat. Oh, rookie mistake. All of my wife Lucy's family instead of just the guys that I wanted to show the YouTube. But it was too soon. She just

replied straight away. What is this? It was too soon. I was going to put a case together where if I'd landed on the right one, I was going to present it. I was going to go, I was almost going to do a slideshow on the TV and go, here are all the reasons why this is the right vehicle for me to get and can I please have your permission

to go and buy the car that I want? What would be the reasons you should be allowed to get the ute? Because I want one and... That's not a very good reason. I could transport stuff around. I need a tow bar. I need a tow bar.

Well, why can't you just get a tow bar? It seems a lot, a lot less expensive. Why are you on her side? I'm expensive. Why are you on her side? I'm just... Why are you on her side? I'm not on anyone's side. I'm asking for the points to see if it's going to actually pay off. Yeah, it would be cool.

It would be cool to have one. You've got nothing. You've got no good points. It would be cool. I would look cool. I would do cool things if I had a ute. That's what I feel. What cool things would you do?

I'd like toe stuff and move stuff. Get out. I didn't expect to explain myself to you as well. Well, I'm just trying to get you ready and prepared when you have to. Okay, okay. The other day, the other day I was driving to work and we live

in the Waitakere Ranges. And there's a tree down over the road. Yeah. Blocked the whole road. If I had my ute, I could have had a chainsaw on the back of that ute because I might buy a chainsaw after I buy the ute. And then I could have cut the tree down and I could have helped everybody get on their way.

I could have been the hero of the day. But I couldn't because I drive a hatchback. I mean, I want you to have what you want. But, like producers, if we just do a whip around the day. But I couldn't because I drive a hatchback. I mean, I want you to have what you want. But like producers, if we just do a whip around the room. Don't ask them. Do a whip around the room. If you had to picture Clint with a type

of vehicle, a type of car, like ute? No. A station wagon? Maybe. Maybe. One of those little tiny Fiat's? A Punto. A station wagon, maybe. Maybe. One of those little tiny Fiat's. A Punto. Yeah.

A Fiat Punto. One of those three wheelers. He looks like a bit of a Punto guy. A Mr Bean car. Yeah. Vanute. I've got it. You know what I think the next evolution of your car journey is? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It is 100% a people mover. With a tow bar. I think that's what it is. Put a tow bar on there? Yeah. Anyway, it's not happening. So, well, it might not be happening. It's just had a speed bump because I got revealed too early.

Well, it's not going to happen if you present. My big purchase got revealed too early. No, I know. I know. You need to have better, more concrete points. Yeah, I know. I know. But I have to have the plan.

And the plan wasn't ready to be shown. That's the main issue in this situation. Well, you're not prepared now. Your main point was, I would look cool in a ute. Once your partner says no to something, it's coming out of the joint account, it's very hard to come back. It's hard to go back. It's very hard to come back.

So we thought we'd ask. Look, make me feel better this afternoon. We want to know what's the purchase that your partner said no to? What's the thing that you had your heart set on and your partner was like, no, we're not getting that. That's not happening. We will not be doing that. We are in this together and we are not getting that thing.

That is a stupid idea. You do not need a motorbike. You do not need a jet ski. You do not need a horse. We are not getting any of those things. You know what one is a purchase my partner said no to recently. I really really wanted this arm

chair but it's so big that two people can sit in it at a time and it's like, you know? And it's real super duper comfy. Apparently it's a no. Too bulky to fit in our lounge room. I've been in your lounge. You don't have room for that, so.

But it can fit two people on the one chair. You can get rid of the main couch. Oh. Bree and Clint. I've decided I want a ute. I want to upgrade from my hatchback to a ute. My wife and her exact words said, you're not a ute guy. I've changed my mind.

I fully support this decision. Only under one condition. Yeah? You get the ute of all utes. What's the ute of all utes? The Hilux. Oh, okay. The ute.

Yeah, right. Of all utes. I'm not looking at Hiluxes. Toyota Hilux. That's the ute. So we've asked, what's the purchase that your partner said, no, we're not getting that. You really wanted this thing?

And they're like, no, we're not getting that. Like this text. I really wanted a dog. They said, no, we're not getting that. Like this text. I really wanted a dog. They said, no, we now have two dogs. I win. Love it. I love that. Love that for you.

Good on you. Someone else texted and they said, I wanted a boob job. And they said, no. Really? I mean, they can be pretty expensive. Maybe it was price. Someone said, stupid partner wouldn't let me spend my pocket money on basketball cards. Oh, okay. Basketball cards.

Yeah. Basketball cards can be worth a bit of money. Yeah, they can. If you buy the right ones. Yeah, and if it's your pocket money, then go for gold. Doesn't feel like a major purchase, but I don't know how much they are. Someone said, I wanted a ute. Now I have a new electric car.

That's what I feel like is going to happen. Dave's here. G'day, Dave. Hi, Dave. Hey, guys. How are you? We're good. You wanted it.

Your partner said no. What was it? Well, it was a jet ski, you know. So it wasn't quite a no, but it wasn't a yes. God, I have wanted a jet ski for so long. Can you tell me, please tell me how you did it if you did get one? Okay, so what happened was I was actually going to Auckland to do a job and there was only one jet ski left in the country,

so it was kind of meant to be, and it was sitting up in Auckland. You bought New Zealand's last jet ski? Of the colour and the model that I wanted, so it was kind of meant to be. Kind of meant to be, yeah. Last jet ski, ground zero. We've got him on the phone. Yeah, yeah, he got it. That's right.

So we drove to Auckland, took the family with me, and then we're pottering around, and they were doing their thing, and I was behind the scenes, I was ringing them up, yep, yep, made the call, bought it. It didn't tell them, or didn't have the guts to tell them, we're about to leave to drive back to Wellington. So we're on the Auckland motorway, and I thought, oh, I'm just going to take a little detour here to look at

something. No one's aware, so we took the detour. I'm in the back roads of the industrial area. Jeez, you are cutting it fine. I know, I know. And I'm reversing, reversing up to this, like, industrial area. No one's knowing what's going on. Where are we? I'm like, oh, no, don't worry, don't worry. And then just the

sound of a doink on the tow bar, and then something's coupled on the back. Wait a second. Dave, all the people were in the car and you thought they wouldn't notice that you've just hooked a new jet ski up to the back of the car? Well, they didn't notice until the sound, but there was no advertising. We were just in this back driveway kind of of jet skis.

So it wasn't until the noise went on the tow bar and then I went and opened the front door and had a look on the face saying, oh, what have you done? But yeah, and the rest is history. Dave, tell me. My God, Dave, you're a wild man. Tell me, Dave, how much did you spend?

That one wasn't too bad. It was about 15K. 15K? Yeah. Far out, Dave. Was it the right decision though, Dave? Does the family love the jet ski? Well, I think they went on it once, okay? But I denied a lot. It out, Dave. Was it the right decision, though, Dave? Does the family love the jet ski? Well, I think they went on it once, okay?

But I denied the lot. It's not important. It's not important what they want, Dave. Do you love the jet ski? I love it. I've actually sold that one since then and bought another one. It's another story for another day. There is no stopping you, Dave.

There is no stopping you. He's totally addicted to jet skis. My wife wouldn't let me get a subscription to Ashley Madison. Yeah, I understand that one. I know why she was against that one. Hey, how's it going? Yeah, we're good. What did your wife say no to?

My wife has, well, she said no to buying a roof tent. Yeah. But she's kind of come around to it, but I'm not sure if it's a pity yes, and if I bring it home, I'll be in trouble. Yeah, right. Yeah, is it a real yes or is it a yes and it's a test where you're testing me? Was it a you should get that or was it a do whatever you want?

It was like a me, you know, on the way home driving through the car. I was like, oh, it would have been great to stop in Tauranga and just have the roof tent, wouldn't it? It would be great to stop in Tauranga and just sleep the roof tent, wouldn't it? It would be great to stop in Tauranga and just sleep on the roof of our car for a bit, wouldn't it? Oh, sorry.

Oh, we've lost him. I offended the roof tent community. Let's talk to Carrie. Hi, Carrie. Hi, Carrie. Carrie, Carrie. Hi. Hi.

I'm the partner that said no. You're the one that said no. What did you say no to? I said no to a golden crocodile. Wait, a golden crocodile, like a statue, are we talking? Yeah, statue, probably about a leg's length long, so close to a metre. Okay.

Partner loves charity shops and things, so went in, he saw this huge golden crocodile statue and he was like, we've got to get it. I was like, there is no way that's coming into our house. And he pleaded with me to get it and I said no. And because of this, he's now

gone on a hunt for something else just as eccentric. A spy purchase. You know the really large lion statues that you can get to put out the front of the door? He should get a crystal jaguar I saw in this shop. It's really, really pretty and it's shiny. I could send him the link if he wants.

Why did you say no to the golden crocodile? It ruins the aesthetic, shall I say. How much to the golden crocodile? It ruins the aesthetic, shall I say. How much was the golden crocodile? Like how much was he willing to pay for it? It was $180. Sounds like a steal to me, Kerry. It does sound like a steal, but I will say there's a sort of happy ending to this,

is that now I have allowed him to buy some charity shop what some say is tat and what he'll do is he will get that from the charity shop and then he will hide it round

our friends houses in unsuspecting places so like any of them large paintings that no one ever buys he's put them in our friends

bathrooms and then left the house after a house party or something. This is good sport. And does that keep him busy? Is it good to keep him occupied?

Is that why you did that? Yeah, I just buy the furniture I need and, yeah, and then he doesn't question it, so that's me. Just for my own personal interest, Kerry, where was this gold crocodile if I wanted to pick one of those babies up for myself? Oh, Mount Maunganui. Oh, keen. I need that gold crocodile.

That sounds bloody brilliant. Thanks, Kerry. We appreciate it. Thanks, Kerry. All good. Bree and Clint. I want to talk about twins because there's this amazing story from the States where multiple sets of twins have all graduated from this middle school at once.

So it's just a middle school in Massachusetts. Sure. So how many do you reckon, so they're all graduating middle school, how many sets of twins do you think was graduating this year at this school in Massachusetts? It depends how many go to the school because my graduating year, there was only 35 of us. But you said the other day that there was like 300 people in your year.

Yeah, we had 350 in my year. Yeah. So I don't know those numbers. But let's just say, for argument's sake, let's just say there's 300. Not many. Twins or identical twins, just regular twins? It just says sets of twins. Sets of twins.

So I think it can be fraternal and identical. Of 300, I'd? It just says sets of twins. Sets of twins. So I think it can be fraternal and identical. Of 300, I'd say three to four sets of twins. Three to four. Apparently, there was 23 sets of twins to graduate from this middle school all at once. Wow. So that's 10% of the school year. Wow. That's wild, eh?

Yeah. So that's 500 people in the in the year oh it says oh it says here 450 people yeah in the grade um but they were saying um that normally they have like maybe five or ten at at the most that graduate in each year something in the water 23 yeah they reckon the way that you do it can influence. Really? Yeah. Oh, it's an old wives' tale. Maybe.

Or maybe there was a song out at the time that a certain way of doing things was more popular than others and it worked. Could have been. I mean, I know that it is. I know fraternal twins are genetic. Genuine pony or? Could be.

Yeah. Like fraternal twins are genetic. It's passed or? Could be. Yeah. Like fraternal twins are genetic. It's passed down from generation to generation. Fraternal is genetic. Fraternal is genetic. And then identical is a freak of nature. It is complete luck. Really? Yeah. Genetic twins, sorry,

identical twins fascinate me. Absolutely fascinate me. The idea that there can be identicates of people. I know. Did you know that identical twins, and I'm pretty sure I'm right, but identical twins are the perfect mirror of each other? Oh, really? So one identical twin will be right-handed and the other will be left-handed.

Really? Yeah. I've always wondered if identical twins happens in other parts of nature too. Like do cats have identical twins? Because all cats look the same so how do you know if they're identical? It's funny you say that. Growing up we had a dog where I helped her give birth

she was huge she was like a 65 kilo dog and she was super pregnant so if I didn't help her she would have died and so i was helping her like i'd pull the babies out of her and break the sacks open and whatever any anyway two two puppies came out in the same sack and but that's because they were twins there you go yeah so if they're in the same sack they're twins well yeah yeah right god fascinating isn't that

yeah i wanted to look the same the dogs they did Yeah. Did they look the same, the dogs? They did. Yeah, but all dogs look the same. No, but they didn't because, like, there was different colouring. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But these two that were in the same sack had the exact same colouring. Okay, yeah. So they were twins.

There you go. I thought we could put it out there this afternoon. I'm really interested in families that have a lot of sets or duplicates or triplets or quadruplets. Does your family do twins? Yeah. That's your thing. Like how many twins are you running in your family?

Yeah, or triplets. Or triplets? Or quadruplets? Or quadruplets. And however you say octuplets. If Octomum is listening. She can call through. Oh, $100.

She'd be busy. She'd have her hands full. And when we say family, we're going not just immediate family. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're like aunts, uncles, cousins. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Within your, you know.

Are you a twin-making family? That's what we want to know. Yeah. Or multiples-making family. Multiples-making family. Oh, $800. Or text it to 9696 as well and we would love to get you on

and see if we can get to the bottom of it. There's a school in America that's had 23 sets of twins graduate at the same time, which they say is a lot of twins. We didn't even talk about how much of a nightmare that would be for the teachers, even if 30% of them were identical twins. Absolute nightmare. Absolute nightmare trying to keep track of these kids. And they're 100% switching classes and not telling you.

For sure. Because identical twins, I feel like, look the most like each other when they're younger. Yeah. And then you kind of, you know, as you get older. Before they find their haircut. Yeah. And they develop, you know, different personality traits and all that.

So we want to know, are you from a family of multiples? Is that what you guys do? Twins, triplets, everything. It's just in your blood. Like this text. We have five sets of twins in my family. Three sets were born in the same year, two months apart from each other.

Christmas that year would have been crazy. Yeah. Can you imagine? That's six babies added to your family in a space of two months. The whole basketball team. Yeah. Can you imagine? That's six babies added to your family in a space of two months. The whole basketball team. Yeah. It's wild. Let's talk to Linley on 0800. Hello, Linley. Hi, Linley.

Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. How many sets of multiples are you running in your family? We've got a few, but the thing that I was asked to talk about is that my mum and my aunt are mirror image twins, which you were talking about earlier. Yeah. Left and right.

They're not just identical twins. Yeah. It's different to identical twins. Oh, is that like an extra thing, like an even more rare thing? Yes, yes, exactly. Wow. So the identical twins are from the same egg, obviously. Yeah.

But then the mirror image twins, the egg splits a bit later. Oh. Okay. And so they have reversed, all their physical characteristics are reversed. Like you've got a mole on one side of your face, the other one's got it on the other side of her face. So you're telling me, Lynley, that they're even

more identical than identical twins. Yeah, yeah. I used to get them confused all the time. You would? How would you tell them apart? Especially if one of them was in your rear view mirror, because then that would flip them around again, and then you'd go, shit, I don't know if you're the mum or the auntie. I don't know what's going on here.

It's just like if you're not really paying attention or you're not expecting the aunt to be there. Do you just draw on one of their foreheads so you know? I can tell them apart, right, generally. But often I'll walk

up behind one and go, oh mum, and she'll turn around and go, I'm not your mum. That's amazing. That's amazing. But they're 83 now. Yeah. So, yeah. Do they always sound the same and, like, have the same sounding laugh?

Oh, yeah, yeah. They used to do the same with the boyfriends when they were young, you know. What switcheroo, Lynley? Oh, just on the phones, you know. Did they? They said just on the phones, you know. Did they? Lynley, they said just on the phones, you know.

Well, it was in the olden days. Yeah, why not? Why not? Work with what you've got. Thanks, Lynley. That's fascinating. Dean's here. G'day, Dean.

Hi, Dean. Hi. How's it going? We're good. You're from a family of multiples? Well, yeah, you can say that. So I've got twin daughters. Yeah.

And my daughter recently gave birth to twin boys. Okay. Right. And what's that, sorry? Yes, keep going. And my wife's sister has twin boys. Wow, so a lot of twins. So yeah, we could definitely say you're from a family of multiples. Yeah, yeah, I guess so.

Dean, are we talking fraternal, identical? All identical, he said. Oh, all identical. All identical, he said. Oh, all identical. All identical. Yep. That must be like one in a billion chance of that happening then. Have you looked into the odds? No, I haven't actually.

You should buy a lotto ticket, Dean. No, you should buy two lotto tickets. Yeah, sure. With identical numbers. Yeah. That'd be nice. You could win twice. Thanks, Dean.

That's fantastic. Finally, Samantha's here. Hi, Samantha. Hi, Samantha. Hey, guys. You could win twice. Thanks, Dean. That's fantastic. Finally, Samantha's here. Hi, Samantha. Hi, Samantha. Hey, guys. Your story is wild. Now tell us, how many multiples in your family, Samantha? Well, my great-grandmother had two sets of twins and a set of triplets.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Before we move on. Your grandma had two sets of twins and a set of triplets. That means just there, she's had four, five, six, seven kids. Seven kids and three birds. She's had 18 in total. Holy smokes! She was a professional pregnant woman.

Yeah. They were probably walking out at the end. Samantha! Samantha! And then my nana carried two sets of twins, and then my mum and my auntie carried a set of twins, and I have twins. So I've got a 14-year-old twin girl. Wow.

At that stage, you'd be pissed off if you didn't get twins. And then my cousins are twins. Yeah. And then you've got cousins that are twins as well. That are twins. And then my uncle's stepdaughter had a set of twins when I had mine, and then a year later she had another set of twins. Oh, my God.

A question. So out of all these sets of twins and triplets and all the rest of it, how many are fraternal and identical and all that? All of them are fraternal. Gotcha. Okay. Yes. Which that makes sense because it's hereditary.

Oh, there you go. Yes. Yeah. We got there. Yes, I'm expecting one of my girls to have twins, I'm sure, when they're hopefully much, much older. You want to have twins first, not last. You know, if you're like one more kid and then you get twins,

you're like, oh, shit. You have two kids and then you go one more, one more, and it's twins. Boom, quadruplets. Yeah, it happens to people I know. Oh, bless you, Samantha. It makes me nervous. What a cool family, though. That's so cool.

I love that. Yeah, yeah. So it's just, yeah, twin central. So pretty cool. Fascinating. Twins are awesome. I have a singleton, and she's a lot harder than twins. Really?

In the back. Samantha, you're from a family of breeders. Bree and Clint. 33-year-old Danielle Noble, who is still a virgin, has revealed her Ten Commandments for her perfect match and says she will stay single and celibate until she finds the perfect suitor. Savage that you dropped the virgin button there.

That's what the article says. That's what the whole thing's about. I know, but you're savage. You could have just said, you know, you could have said she's looking for a man and she's got some very specific rules. And she's a virgin. Well, that's what she is openly talking about now, how she's like, I'm not going to rush it unless they... 33 a virgin. Well, that's what she is openly talking about now,

how she's like, I'm not going to rush it unless they. 33, virgin. Tick all these boxes. What did we talk about earlier this year? Rebel Wilson, 36. Yeah. 36 until she lost the V plates. But then she did.

Yeah. And she is now happily married. Should we go through the Ten Commandments? Please. That Danielle has, that these all need to be ticked. Okay. For her to date you. For her to go into a relationship with you.

For her to get into a relationship with you, you need to tick all of these. So number one on the list, family oriented. Sure. Which is good. Yeah. Genuine. Okay. That. Which is good. Yeah. Genuine. Okay.

That's another good one. Yeah. What, you don't think that's a good one? Well, it's a variable, but yeah, sure. Kind-hearted. Taller than her. Oh, yeah. Athletic build.

Loves to travel. Loves the outdoors. Daring. Hasn't been married before. Humour. Stability stability, respects me. Yeah, right. So she wants the perfect man. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, I think most of them are not too unreasonable. Yeah, I know. We've done stories like this before where they're so unreasonable, it's ridiculous. No, I know, but that kind of sounds like Captain America. But, yeah, that's fine. Yeah. Yeah. Taller than me, athletic build, loves the outdoors. Yeah's ridiculous. No, I know, but that kind of sounds like Captain America. But yeah, that's fine. Yeah. Yeah. Taller than me.

Athletic build. Loves the outdoors. Ah, yeah, yeah. That's pretty standard. Yeah, okay. I feel like a lot of people, those would be on her list. I think it's just when you put 10 all together. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And if you're saying you have to meet all these criteria, don't you think that you may be shutting yourself off from

great people? This is what I always think. If you have a thing on your list that is a non-negotiable, one of your commandments, if you will, then if you have that on your list, you have to have that yourself. Oh, okay. That's the rules. So for this woman, she needs to be family-oriented. She needs to be genuine, kind-hearted.

She needs to be taller than herself, which I don't know how she's going to do that. She has to be athletic. She needs to be athletic. She needs to love to travel. She needs to love the outdoors. She needs to be daring. She needs to not be married before. She needs to have a good sense of humour, stability, and respects herself.

You say that, but you don't have to. You could have higher standards for your partner than yourself. Yeah, but i think that's bs yeah that i know i know i'm just saying it can happen like if your standards are at a certain point then you better be meeting the same standards that's how i feel yeah yeah yeah um i've been thinking long and hard about whether i have any commandments and i don't know that i do. You take what you can get. No. You're not picky. I'm not. No, but I did land on my feet.

You did. I came up well in the relationship stakes. But you would say that you're not super picky. I didn't have a defined list of must-haves. Absolutely not. I don't think I did either. No, you've got one. I've got one.

I've got one commandment on my list and they must have a driver's licence. Yeah. Bree's not driving you around. And guess what? I've got a driver's licence. Yeah. So I can say that. I guess it's on my list too.

Driver's licence? Yeah, I guess. It's a good one to have. It'd be a pain in the butt. But I mean Uber exists these days. You say that, right? You say that. Imagine dating someone. I would have to drive home from

every barbecue that we went to. You would have to drive everywhere. You'd have to pick them up from everywhere. You'd have to always be thinking about them constantly, 24-7. Yeah. Okay, it's on my list. Okay, good. Claudia, you got any commandments for people that you date? The only one I could think of, and I haven't necessarily thought about it before, but this is now

on the list. If they're an early riser, don't expect me to get up with you. That's a good one. So you're fine if they are an early riser? Yeah, if they do it on their own, totally fine. And are you fine if they make a bit of noise around the house when they rise? In general, yeah. But they just don't guilt you. Don't be like, when you get up at 9.30, don't be like, oh, half the day's gone.

Yeah, or be like, hey, I see you're up because I've woken you up. Now you should get up at 9.30, don't be like, oh, half the day's gone. Yeah, or be like, hey. Oh, hello, sleepyhead. I see you're up because I've woken you up. Now you should get up. Because then they're shaming you for the choice you want to make. Yeah, let me sleep. I'm a tired girl. I've got another commandment. Yeah.

No adult sleeper owners. What? We're getting up. Oh. We're getting up. We're getting up. So you're saying that if you are dating someone who sleeps in, cut. No, not kidding.

Oh, no, we're incompatible. Yes. Sorry, Claude. Oh, you devil. Sorry, Claude. Ella, you got any commandments? Yeah, a couple, but a big one would be like they have to like animals. You don't have to be like the same.

Do they have to like them as much as you to the point that you won't eat them? Well, it'd be nice, yes. Okay, do you know what? I'll say overall vegetarian. Vegetarian. Yeah. Oh, that's interesting. I don't want to kiss someone who's just had a big fat steak.

Right. Okay, that's one of your commandments. There we go. I'll wait $100 at M or text us on 9696. We want to know one of your commandments. You may have never thought about this before, but now that we've given it a name, do you have any commandments?

Do you have 10? It can be real specific too. It can. It can. They must drive a certain type of car. They mustn't wear a certain brand of shoes. Yeah. It can be that specific or broader.

It's up to you. We just love to hear what they are. We're asking you what your commandments are. A woman has released her 10 commandments as to what someone has to have to be able to date her. Thou shalt not leave beard hairs on the sink after trimming their beard. Yeah, that could be one of your commandments. Could be one of the commandments.

Thou shalt not leave skitties in the toilet. Someone texted her and they said, thou shalt not be missing any teeth and must not wear skate shoes. See, that sounds like you have come out of a relationship with a skate shoe wearing toothless person. Yeah. You know, that sounds like you've been hurt before. And now you've put those commandments on your list.

Never again. Never again. Never will I vow to never date someone with missing teeth again. Can I say as a former skating man from Luturuwa, there are some lovely people who wear skate shoes. Don't cut yourself off just because one bad egg and skate shoes hurt you. Don't cut yourself off to the Osiris and DC wearing men of New Zealand. Nah, I think you're safe to cut yourself off.

Rico's here. Hi, Rico. Hi, Rico. How's it going? Good, thank you. Tell us, Rico, What's one of your commandments When it comes to dating? Oh like

Neat freaks But you know like The ones that just Unconsciously like Clean stuff Wait so you want one of those Or you don't want one of those? Oh no no no no no

No no You don't want one You don't want to live with a neat freak Are you a messy Are you a messy messy Rico? Messy messy But like You know I won't take time Out of my day To tidy up something I hear don't want to live with a neat freak. Are you a messy Bessie Rico? Bessie, messy, but like, you know, I won't take time out of my day to tidy up

someone. I hear what you're saying, Rico. Like, you need to live your life rather than just trying to tidy up constantly. You don't want to live in a show home. Is that it? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I think that's fair. I think that's a pretty fair one, Rico. What if they love tidying up, but they don't

expect you to? Oh, that's all good then. See, Rico, actually, thou shalt not expect me to tidy up. That's what your commandment actually is, isn't it? Yeah, there we go. Yeah, I hear what you're saying. How about this one? Thou shalt not have mummy issues.

Oh, yeah, that's a good one. Someone else takes through, thou shalt not. Oh, they, oh no, they have to eat berries. They'll shalt eat berries? They'll shalt eat berries. Who doesn't eat berries? Some people. Okay.

That's such a specific one. Why do you care what they eat? Why do you care what they eat? Amy's here. Hi, Amy. Hi, Amy. Hi, how are you doing? What was one of your commandments? Well, it was a vow that I gave to our celebrant right before we got married. Okay.

And it was that my husband would give me massages for the rest of our life. He said yes. Yay, you got him. He said yes. How long have you been married, Amy, and has he followed through on the deal? 14 years and almost weekly he gives me a message. Oh, what a keeper. Yeah, you lucked in.

What kind of massages are we talking? Well, we have two kids, so it's not really that kind anymore, much more. He's doing it because he's terrified, Amy. He knows that you'll leave him with the children if he stops giving those messages. It's in the contract. It's in the contract. Incidentally, I spoke to you guys.

I sent in a message yesterday. I'm the mum who left her kid on her 10th birthday. So I did leave him. Yes, Amy. You're the mum who went to Fiji for a holiday on your kid's 10th birthday. I stand with you, Amy. I stand with you. You go on that

holiday. You deserve it. Amy and I had a bit of back and forth on the text machine after that conversation. Because I was on your side, Amy. And Amy said I couldn't change it. It was going to cost $200. Yeah. But I got myself in such trouble yesterday because she didn't know

that the flight was cancelled. And she heard you guys reading it out. And she figured it out. Yeah, my out of the house. Oh, that's alright. You could just go to you know, Vanuatu for her next birthday. Exactly. I might take her next time.

If she's lucky. Thanks, Amy. Someone texted in their dating commandment is, thou must get dressed when you get out of bed. No sitting around in your PJs or gruts or just a T-shirt. When you get out of bed, get dressed. Oh, well, I'm out then. I love sitting around in my PJs.

People are so specific, eh? Yeah. Last person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi. Hello, wrong way back. Yeah, yours is controversial.

We had to get you on. So, mine is, they shall drive a European no later than 2018. I'm not getting in a grotty Mazda or a Toyota. Who am I just going? Wait a second. Wait a second. So they have to drive a European car that's no older than a 2018 model. Exactly.

Okay. Bree said very specifically, if you have that rule for other people, you also need to have that rule. So we need to know, what do you drive, Anonymous? So I drive a 2024 Range Rover Sport currently. Oh! Okay, well, you're good to go then. Okay.

That's fine. What are your commandments? That's a high bar. But to my defence, my ex kept using my old car and left me with his, sorry, I can't say that word, left me with his Nasdaq to drive daily. I despised it. And that's when I said, I'm not dating anyone that doesn't drive the European under 2018

because I only drive European. Anonymous, does it really cut down the dating pool when that's one of your non-negotiables? I mean, it does, but I'm happily single at the moment, so do I really care? the dating pool when that's one of your non-negotiables? I mean, it does, but I'm happily single at the moment, so do I really care? Waiting for the right man in a late-series BMW to come along and sweep you off your feet. One of my friends... Yeah, that's controversial.

No, not a BMW, please, not a BMW. Oh, OK, you're a BMW, not BMW. I was going to say, I've got a guy you could date, one of my good friends. He drives a BMW X5. Yeah, but it's a 2012. As long as he knows how to use the indicators. Okay.

I've got a 2018 VW Golf, Anonymous. Yeah, that's acceptable. Is it an R line or is it R? I've got a Mitsubishi Lancer 2009. Yeah, sorry. Not game. No, not game. Yeah! Thanks, Anonymous. You, sorry. Not game. No, not game. Damn!

Thanks, Anonymous. You're funny. Brie and Clint. Time for a round of our classical music guessing game. It's called Let's Get Classical. Let's get classic. Cool. Where we guess songs, popular

songs done in classical style. Bree and I work together to take down Ella, who's quite good at this game, so she plays alone. Yeah. That's how you like it, isn't it? I do. I am a lone wolf. So you take all the glory.

Yep. Lady Gaga and me. Or all the shame. No, never, never, never, never. I did not lose it last week. It was totally chill. You lost it. You lost it and you lost it. That laugh at the shame. If you lose. Never, never, never, never. I did not lose it last week. It was totally chill. You lost it. You lost it and you lost it.

That laugh at the end. Claudia's in charge. Hi, Claudia. Hello. Am I right in saying none of you are watching Bridgerton? I am watching Bridgerton, but I'm watching season two, not season three. Okay. So you're a bit behind and no one else is watching it.

If you were up to date, you would have a leg up in this round of Let's Get Classical. Oh, I can't bear to watch it. Yeah, boring. They've taken all the sexy stuff out of season two. Have they? Yeah. It's kind of the only reason I was watching. Oh, Clint.

Just fast forward. Apparently they bring it back in season three. Boy, do they. Do they? Okay, all right. Boy, do they. Maybe I should give it a watch Yeah, well that was the fun bit

Just watch a couple of episodes You know, season one I'm not watching it for the costuming Can you just Put a write down And tell me when all the sexy parts are Some time codes Yeah, please

Time code it Okay, let's play Okay, so these are pop songs Turned classical You just need to buzz in with your name And I do need the artist And the name of the song If you buzz in And your name, and I do need the artist and the name of the song. If you buzz in and you only know one,

you do risk telling the other team part of the answer. Ella. Yeah, let's go. Brie. Brie. Brie. That is Coldplay, Yellow. Correct. Well done.

It was all yellow. Really? Come on! Couldn't hear that at all. Oh, yeah, now I can hear it. Yeah. Ah, damn it. Very well done. Okay, great. Okay, one point for Team Brie and Clint. Ah, damn it. Very well done. Okay, great.

Okay, one point for Team Brian Clint. Here's another one. Ella. Ella. I know it. You belong with me, Taylor Swift. Well done. The common collective.

We need this one. This win belongs with us. I'm feeling the pressure and nothing is connecting. Sometimes you have a good week, sometimes you have a bad week. Maybe this one's for you. Everyone's got one now. This one's for you. This one's for you. Yeah.

And if not, we'll be back. Bree. That's Olivia Rodrigo Vampire? No, it's not. Okay. I'm stuffed. Wait, so Bree's out, but I'm still in this, right? Yeah, okay.

No, but I... Okay. I know it, but I don't. Yeah, this is the hardest one. Buzz in. Clint. Clint. It's driver's license.

No. Oh! I know it. What's it? Ah. That's beautiful. What is it? I will say you didn't get the artist. No, it's beautiful. What is it? I will say you didn't get the artist.

No, it's not. We did or didn't? No, we didn't. Oh. Can we have a clue? Uh... Oh, it's right there in my brain. Yeah, what is it?

Yeah, it's not necessarily an A-rotate, but it is one of our biggest artists. It's a female artist. Wait, can we start it from the start? Brie. Brie. It's Billie Eilish. No.

Oh, who is that? Oh my gosh, it's right there. It is so lovely, though. It's nice, eh? She has a high ponytail. Yeah, don't say it. I know it. I know it.

What is it? Can I search it up? Can we Google? No. Maybe. Clint, Clint, Ariana Grande, We Can Can we Google? No. Maybe. Clint. Clint. Ariana Grande, We Can't Be Friends?

No. It isn't Ariana Grande. Hold on, wait. Hold on. The text machine's getting real mad at you guys. Hold on. Idiots. I got nothing.

I might have to call this one. I don't think you're going to get it. Ariana Grande, thank you, next. No. No, no, no. It's Ariana Grande, though. It is Ariana Grande. It's a point of view, Ariana Grande.

It's POV Ariana Grande. I'm giving that to Ella. I love to see me from your point of view. Oh, that's all I had. That was painful. That was hard. Why don't you pick an Ariana Grande song that people have heard before? Claudia. I know this one and I don't even listen to her.

I love to see me from your point of view. Not an A-rotate song because we've literally never played it. Oh, don't be salty. Why is it in the system? I quite like that song. It's a draw. It's a draw. That means Shelly, you get KFC chicken dollars

and Marissa, you get KFC chicken dollars. Congratulations. Yay. Thank you. Did you guys know the Ariana Grande song? No, I did. No clue. Oh, you did, yeah.

Wait, who did? Is that Marissa? It wasn't Shelly. Shelly's like, I didn't know the others either. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. I saw this story that Kate Winslet has done an interview this week where she talked about what it was like to kiss a young Leo DiCaprio

on the set of Titanic in 1997. Because how old was she and how old was he? Oh, that's a good question. Can I get you on the Google machine, Claudia? How old was Kate Winslet in Titanic? I'm pretty sure she was like six or seven years older. You can say six or seven. Than him.

Like, I'm pretty sure. All right, we're going to need to know how old Leonardo DiCaprio was too. Okay, it's a multifaceted Google from you. I'll bring you the information quickly. I want to say he was 19, she was 25. She gave an interview to Vanity Fair, and she said that kissing a young Leonardo DiCaprio was not all it's cracked up to be. Oh, well, I can't imagine that kissing in movies is all that great anyway.

You reckon? What if you've got chemistry? Yeah, well, I feel like it's not often. Reckon? Yeah, and it's just very clinical and you have to do it a bunch of times. And it's your job, eh? That's what you have to tell your partner. Like, if you've got a partner,

and then you have to kiss Sofia Vergara on set of your movie, you're like, oh, babe, I don't even feel anything. It's just work. It's like... I'm getting paid for it, babe. Yeah, some people dig ditches, some people flip burgers. I have to kiss Sofia Vergara. If you got into acting now,

would you be fine with kissing someone? Yeah. You answered that way too quick. Oh, I'd chat with my wife about it and we'd come to a realisation that, yeah, I'm fine with it. Yeah. Claudia, you got the data for us? Hi.

I thought there was more of an age gap. Kate was 22. Yeah. Leo was 21. Oh, yeah, the same age. Oh, I thought there was a way bigger age gap. Okay. She said of kissing Leonardo DiCaprio.

God, why is his name so hard to say? She said of kissing Leo. My God, he's quite the romancer, isn't he? No wonder every young girl in the world wanted to kiss Leonardo DiCaprio. But she said that between takes, it was her job to fix up their makeup, both of their makeup. I saw that. She, like, had all their makeup in her pockets.

That would not fly these days. You can't just get the female lead actor to do makeup as well. Well, it was too hard. They got me to do my own makeup on first season of Treasure Island. Yeah, I feel like that's a bit different to saying you had to do Matt Chisholm's makeup too. I would have done Matt Chisholm's makeup. It wouldn't have taken

much. He's such a natural beauty. You're a woman. This is woman stuff. Can you do Matt Chisholm's makeup? You do it. I just put a bit of sunscreen on him. He's good to go. She also said they had to do this one kiss over and over and over and she said that she would end up looking as though she'd been sucking on a caramel bar after every take

because his makeup would come off onto her. I think it's because weren't they up high somewhere and they couldn't get to them? Oh, is that what it is? That's what it was. And so rather than coming down off this thing every time and wasting heaps of time, they just put all the makeup in her pockets and she had to redo it.

She also said that he couldn't stop laughing, which made her laugh, but because she was wearing a 1900s era corset, she also couldn't breathe. So the whole thing was quite hard. Yeah. And I bet they would have been up there for ages tashing on. Yeah. I mean, worse jobs you can get. Yeah, I could think of a lot worse things.

I thought we could bring this back and we could ask people, what's your weird kissing stories that you've got? Yeah, what was the weird kissing technique of someone that you pashed? Someone you were hooking up with. They did something weird. They said something weird. Yeah, like just something.

They came at it in an unorthodox way where you're like, oh, not used to that one. It was just real strange. Did they pass something from their mouth to your mouth? I kissed this guy once back when I was real young and it was like Hungry Hungry Hippos. But his tongue was the Hungry Hungry Hippos. It would just go in and out and in and out.

And you were the balls. Real aggressively. Yeah. And he wasn't like, there was no balls to catch. Like I was like, what are you looking for in there? The first girl I ever pashed gave me strip throat. Oh, no. On the first pash too.

What do you mean? Well the first time I hooked up with her I got strip throat. So it must have been from her. I hadn't kissed anybody else. Yeah. That's what you say. No. That's what you told her. No trust me. Don't wink at me. There was no one else keen is what I'm saying.

We've asked what's your weird kissing stories. Kate Winslet has said that kissing Leo on Titanic, not all of it was crack up to me, but hard work, and his makeup used to come off on her. My mum's texted me her input on this topic. Her weird kissing story. She said she, oh, this is so weird. Hi, Mum, thanks for listening.

Mum said I kissed a guy once. It was like a car wash, and he would always pass his chewing gum into my mouth. Ew. Wow, Di. That's so yuck. Can you text her back and say, was that Steve? You can just say it. She's listening.

Di, if you're listening, was that Steve in that story? I hope it wasn't my dad. And if it wasn't Bree's dad, Steve, how would you rate him as a kisser out of 10? Who, my dad? Yeah, how would you rate Steve as a kisser? Oh, gross. That's what I'd like to know.

Weird kissing technique. Someone texts in and they said, my first ever kiss resulted in me being diagnosed with glandular fever. I had to go on strong antibiotics. Still married to him seven years later. There you go. Must have been worth it. Glandular fever is

called the kissing disease, isn't it? Yeah, it is. Yeah, because people pass it on through kissing. Someone else said someone said my friend kissed her boyfriend for the first time when she was young and the next day started her first period and she thought that there was a connection between the two.

Oh, that poor girl. I know that exact feeling. My ex used to blow me each time before he would kiss me. It was quite weird. What? I have so many questions. I think they blow on me. His tongue was rocking around,

only it would only go side to side like a frog in a sock. Yuck. Yuck, yuck, yuck. I really want to talk to the licking one. I think we've got them on the line. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. You had liquor when you were kissing.

I did. What happened, Anonymous? What would they do? So we were both very new to passionate kissing like that. Right. And he would full lick the roof of my mouth

and the back of my teeth. What? That's quite a long tongue. What, like your molars? Like the backside of my front teeth. Wow. Oh, the backside. Oh, no.

He'd go in, so his tongue's coming out of his mouth, and then it's hooking up onto the back of your teeth. I don't like that. Did you hate it? No. Well, I mean, it's part of the reason why we broke up. Is it really? Did you ever confront him about his teeth licking?

Yeah, does he know? Oh, no. Oh, you just let him go? You just inflicted that on the next person? Yeah, I feel so sorry for the woman who's with us now. Anonymous, that teeth licker is out there somewhere. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know.

Oh, well. Ella, no, your problem. Thanks, Anonymous. We have Bree's mum on the line. Hi, Mum and Di. Hi, Mum. Hi, guys. How are you going anonymous. We have Bree's mum on the line. Hi, mum and I. Hi, mum. Hi, guys. How are you going?

Mum, I don't want to hear about your kissing days. I do. I do. So the guy who used to pass his chewing gum into your mouth, was that Big Steve, your husband? No, it wasn't. Who was it? Name and shame.

Who was it, mum? Oh, should I name him on national radio? Yeah, go on. Do you radio? Yeah, go on. Do you remember? Yeah, Mark Sullivan. Damn, Mark Sullivan, you a freak. G'day, Mark Sullivan, if you're listening. Now down to the nuts and bolts.

If you had to rate Big Steve's kissing abilities. Oh, I don't need, I'm going to take my headphones off. From one to ten, where would you put him? Oh, absolutely ten. Wow. If not 10. Wow. If not 11. Wow. What?

What is happening right now? Bree's taking her headphones off. She can't hear. Has he got any, like, special things that he does? I'm not going into that. That's a little bit, yeah, a little bit personal. Does Dad use a lot of tongue? She's back.

Rihanna. Sorry, curiosity got the better of me. Does the moustache feel nice? Is it like... Yeah, I like the moustache. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I'm done. No, no.

All I can say is... That is enough. All I can say is Mark Sullivan, by the end of it, you thought you went through a car wash. Oh, the previous guy. Oh, my goodness me. Did he get your hubcaps? Did he spray the undercarriage?

Well, he thought his motor was running, but mine wasn't. Was it one of those touchless car washers? Did he use suds? But to finish it off was the chewing gum exchange. Yeah. And then I found out later he only went out with me to go out with my twin sister, Julie. Oh, God. Mark Sullivan's a bit of a dog.

Yeah, the last word. I heard the craziest thing is that you learnt later on that he didn't even chew chewing gum. Where'd that come from? Oh, Brianna. We don't know what that was. We don't know what was. It must have been a third. Yeah, I don't know.

Thanks, Mum and Dad. Love you. See you, Mum. Love you, bye. Kisses. Love you. Have a good one. Bye.

Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. All right, here we go. Birthday banger time for you Tuesday. Number one songs when you turn 16. And stick around because we're going to play one of these out in full. Rebecca's going first.

Hi, Rebecca. G'day, Bec. Oh, hi, guys. The first time caller. Oh, wait a second. Wait a second. Thanks for finally calling through, Bec. Yay. Later, Sikkim. Thanks for finally calling through, Bec.

Yay. What's taking you so long? Oh, no, too busy. Too busy. Fair enough. We get it. Well, you're here now. That's the main thing.

What is your date of birth? The 26th of July, 1980. All right. That means you were 16 in 1996. And, Bec, this is your birthday banger. Oh. Oh. Wait a second. Wait a second, Beck.

Oh, that's not it, is it? The computer's switched them around. Hold on, Beck, we'll do that again. No, don't blame the computer. It was Clint. There it is. I like it. You like it, Rebecca?

Yeah, that sounds more like me. Yeah, tune. Yeah, nice. Banger, Beck. Which Spice Girl were you? Probably Posh. Posh. Oh, nice.

Posh Spice. You turned out all right, Beck. Fancy. Melinda is here. Hi, Melinda. Oh, nice. Posh Spice. You turned out all right, Bec. Fancy. Melinda is here. Hi, Melinda. Hi, Mel. Hi. I've got a cheeky feeling I know what your birthday bang is going to be.

I've got a sneaky feeling I know what it is. What is your birthday, Melinda? 18th of August, 1983. All right, you were 16 in the year 1999, and this is going to be a complete shock, but here's your birthday, Nia. I would have thought. Do you like it, Melinda?

I prefer Spice Girls. You like Spice Girls as well. Okay. Yeah. Time to go past wannabe. But still a good one from Christina Aguilera. Wait there. Jackie's going to do a birthday bang.

Now, this will be a mystery. Hi, Jackie. Hi, Mia. How's your day been, Jackie? Amazing. Thanks for asking. Oh, good to hear. Why so amazing?

Oh, just life's great, you know. And then I just had a wee listen to Taylor Swift on the phone, and it's just exciting. Oh, you've got a great attitude, Jackie. You're a ray of sunshine. I like your vibes, Jackie. Let. Oh, you've got a great attitude, Jackie. You're a ray of sunshine. I like your vibes, Jackie. Let's see if you've got a birthday bang and a match. What's your date of birth?

It's going to be hilarious. 19th of September, 1971. All right, Jackie. You were 16 in 1987, and on your 16th birthday, this was at the top. Oh, no. Yeah. It matches you, Jackie. A ray of sunshine and your birthday bang is no different.

She even knows the words. La, la, bumba. La, la, bumba. She's loving it. Hey, it's a good one, Jackie. Good vibes. Wait there. Okay, Jackie, we've got to work out the winner.

Okay. Okay. All right, hang tight, Jackie. Love, Jackie. Love the vibes. It's got to be wannabe Spice Girl. I am going to vote for Spice Girls, though. As long as we're in agreeance.

We're in agreeance. We're in agreeance, and that means, Beck, you've won. Woo-hoo! Yay! My kids are very happy. Long-time listener, first-time caller, first-time birthday banger, winner from the year 1996, here's yours, Bec. Yo, I'll tell you what I want.

Brian Clint, you're on ZM. Tell me what you want, what you really, really want. I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want. No, tell me what you want, what you really, really want. I want a, I want a, I want a, I want a, I want a, I want a really, really, really want a zig-a-zig-a. Brian Clint. Tell me what you want, what you really, really want. Tell me what you want, what you really, really want a zig-a-zig-ah. Brie and Clint. Somebody's got a wine, it's all around.

Somebody's got a zig-a-zig-ah. Spice Girls, winner of Birthday Banger from 1996 for Rebecca, that's Wannabe. We do a Birthday Banger, the number one song on your 16th birthday every day. You're gonna be my lover. About 5.30, 5.35. You would have been Sporty Spice, Brie. I was a mix.

Really? Yeah, I feel like I was a mix between sporty and scary. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah? I used to love how, like, Mel B would just be like, felt like that was a bit of me. Yeah, you had a bit of that energy.

Yeah. Who would you be? Claudia or me? Yeah, Baby Spice. You're Ginger Spice. Yeah, Ginger Spice. You're Ginger Spice. Yeah, Ginger Spice. Claudia would be, oh, I want to say Scary Spice. Yeah.

Why? Because you've got a bit of attitude and you're like, And you came last in the running race, so you can't be Sporty Spice. Oh, Baby was my favourite growing up, but I've realised I was wrong and Sporty is the best. Sporty is the best. Ella would be Baby. Sporty is the best.

Oh, yeah, I guess so. She's our baby Spice. She's clearly baby. Yeah, she'd be baby Spice. Okay, who wants to be our posh? We need a fifth. 9696, who want to join our Spice Girls? Yeah, who wants to be posh? Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint, that's Teddy

Swims and The Door. I think we've stumbled on a hot take that we agree on, just to round the show out I'm fine going on the record with this Me too Claudia, what did you just say? I said how good is a kumara chip We're talking hot chips

And I said not as good as a potato chip You're wrong And I said, I agree No, potato chips are sometimes so bad Kumara chips, delicious, good Not not as good as a potato chip. But you're not a potato chip. No way. Oh, with some aioli.

No way. So tasty. The little crunchy bits and soft bits. Especially not the orange ones. Hold your tongue. I prefer the orange ones to the non-orange ones. Do you? I love the other flavors of Kumita.

Purple. The other colors, white, purple. I think the white is purple. It's just the purple skin. kumara? Purple. The other colours? White, purple. I think the white is purple. It's just the purple skin. Nah. Really? There's also purple purple. Oh, purple purple.

You know there's like five different colours? Remember when Watties brought out that purple tomato sauce for a bit? Oh, yeah. Not good. Sorry, Watties. We love you, but don't do that again. It scared us. We've all made mistakes.

Yeah. Anyway, I stand by it. What about Tommy Mayo? Tommy Mayo? Not Tomayo. Tomayo? Oh, the tomato mayonnaise mix. Yeah.

We can do it ourselves. We can do it ourselves. It's a very specific ratio that I'm after. Probably good on a kumara chip. Oh, shut up. Shut up with your kumara chip. Have a great night, everybody. We'll catch you back tomorrow on the Brianne Clint Show.

Bye, guys. Have a great night everybody We'll catch you back tomorrow on the Brian Clint Show Bye guys