ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 18th June 2025

Episode Date: June 18, 2025

Our top 4 One Hit Wonders of the 2010s.  The worst car fails.  The council call about Mumma Di's nudie run.  Different ways to answer "how are you?". See omnystudio.com/listener for pr...ivacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. It's our radio show, but wrapped up in a neat little package just for you. It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. ZM's Bree and Clint. The Double Down is back. Try it in the all new Korean mayo or cheesy hash. Tonight, we are going to witness the most anticipated show in the history of professional radio.
Starting point is 00:00:26 ZM's Bree and Clint. Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the Bree and Clint show. Happy State of Origin Day, everyone. Oh, yeah. The Maroons take on the Blues tonight. And I only remind you of that as my mother is visiting. And I walked my dogs this morning and she was in a full Marones tracksuit and screaming at people from across the street.
Starting point is 00:00:50 Queenslander! Was she wearing the bucket hat? She was wearing head to toe. And it wasn't, it was not the bucket hat, it was a cap. Oh, she's got the cap. She's got the cap. Oh, that's better. The jumper.
Starting point is 00:01:01 Yeah. The pants. The track pants. And a scarf. Where are you taking her to watch the game tonight? Honestly... Are you willing to take her out in public? I feel like we'll be banned wherever I take her, so I feel like staying home is the safest bet. I've got mates like that. I've never had to worry about my mother.
Starting point is 00:01:17 Yeah, I genuinely worried about her. Well, good luck to you. And up the maroons, I guess. We've got a fun show on the way. We're going to open the International ATM at 4 o'clock today with cash money for free. We're also going to have another round of Gaydar on the show after 5 o'clock. Hugely popular Gaydar isn't it? Very popular. Everyone wants to test out our Gaydar on themselves. Plus we will have our finalists. For greatest one-hit wonder of the 2010s.
Starting point is 00:01:45 We will be down to two songs by 5 o'clock tonight. Your last chance to vote in the semi-finals is now. That's closing very, very shortly. Literally right now head to Breeinclint on Instagram to have your say. First though, Traity vs Lady where the Traities are kind of in touching distance. They're five points behind the ladies at the moment. 43-48. Not much in it if you want to play give us a call right now play ZM's Bree and Clint it's quite
Starting point is 00:02:09 interesting looking at the average age for certain life events and how it is changing over time like different generations things change what even just look at the age that people have kids compared to when our parents had kids. That's one of the ones I've got So what do you think is the average age? That people are having their first child in New Zealand in New Zealand. Yes Average I would say 31 31 and a half is the average age. That's as of last year, the stats, which is very drastically different from even 10 years ago. What was it 10 years ago?
Starting point is 00:02:53 I think it was like 28. Really? Yeah. So it's changing. It's moving obviously in the other direction. What about buying a first home? Oh, that's a good one. 47.
Starting point is 00:03:09 It's actually 73. Yeah. No, so I've got the national average of New Zealand. But that is quite different, not quite different, it's a little bit different from the average age in Auckland, Wellington and Christchurch. Is that older? So Auckland the average age for buying your first house is 37. Okay. Wellington it's 36. Yep. Christchurch it's 35. Yep. And the national average is bang in the middle 36. 36? 36 is the average age. Yeah. It's so much older
Starting point is 00:03:47 than what it would have been for our parents generation. How depressing is that? Yeah. It's quite depressing and obviously that would be lower in certain parts of New Zealand. Possibly. Yeah like the more rural areas it would be. What about the marriage rate? I'm sorry, the average age. Because I did look, marriage rates are declining massively. Okay. Massively. Especially, I think the Millennials is the first generation where they've seen a massive drop in actually people getting married at all. But what is the average age
Starting point is 00:04:25 people are getting married now? In New Zealand? In New Zealand. If the baby one's 31 I'll probably say 30. Is it 30? It's different for females and males. Yeah. Females it's 31 and males it's 32. Yeah right. Hmm. Interesting eh? Everyone just wants to enjoy their 20s. No babies, no marriage. I think so. Leave that for the 30s. I think your 20s is more for travelling, figuring out who you actually are, you know, and having fun and not having a heap of responsibility and debt. Yeah. It is interesting to see how things, how it changes. Because the flow on effect, it changes for everything.
Starting point is 00:05:05 And then they want to put the retirement age up as well. No, no, no, we don't need to be changing that average age. Breanne, you and I know we're near retirement and even we're like, no. I'm not going to make it. I'm not going to make it to 65 retirement. Bring it forward. Imagine you're 65 and they're like, we're going to make it 67. You're like, I just made it to 65. please please let me retire be fuming I'd storm the Capitol I'm not even joking I get all my 65 year old friends yeah yeah and we
Starting point is 00:05:36 would storm the Capitol you'd have to take a day off work though because you're not retired yet yeah true and you have to get annual leave yeah and Sylvia needs new tennis balls on her walker That's 65 not 80. I know I was just making a joke I'm just saying like You know When it used to be 55 the retirement age was it ever 55? I don't think am I making that up Yeah, well, is that a dream I had when I was younger? When you're on the radio you can just make steps up though.
Starting point is 00:06:08 Was the retirement age ever 55? Imagine if it was. No. The official retirement age in New Zealand has never been 55. While there was a transitional benefit for those affected by changes to the superannuation age, the standard age for receiving New Zealand superannuation has historically been 60, but is now 65. When was it 60? I don't know, but I agree. Bring it down to 55. Can we make it 39?
Starting point is 00:06:40 Yeah, 39. It's not bad. I'm on board that. Yeah, all right. ZM's Br Bree and Clint podcast. If you are groaning away at the moment, minimum wage just above, are you interested to know how much children make on television shows? Always. What are they paying those little tackers? It's too late for us to be a child star. I could pass as a child. No, you couldn't. And even if you could, you don't have the runway that the studios are interested in. What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:07:09 Well, you'll age out too fast, you know If they're gonna invest in a child star they want to know they can get five to seven seasons where they still look like a child But guys guys, I could pass as a high school student, right? Yeah, I'm one of those American ones where no one actually looks like a high school student. Like if they made a reboot of Bring It On, I could be one of the high school students, right guys? Like American Pie, where they were all meant to be high school students. Yeah, like in the OC. Ryan in the OC first season, he't 16 he was 27. Like the cast of Grease who were meant to be high school students. Yeah Danny Zuko, John Travolta
Starting point is 00:07:55 had a full chest of hair. Packet of cigarettes in the sleeve of his arm, huge biceps he's like man I can't wait to graduate high school. John Travolta was so old in the movie Grease that he had sciatica. Okay, so don't tell, producers don't look at me like that, I could definitely pass. Why is everyone so quiet? Ask Chet GPT, put a picture of Bree into Chet GPT and say could this good idea. I don't know if we need to do that. And say could this person pass as a high school student? I don't think. I'd love to know what chat GPT is to say.
Starting point is 00:08:32 Some things are better off not asking chat GPT in my opinion. We'll come back to that result. In the meantime, I was watching this podcast where they were talking about how much children in big productions earn. This is the cast of Stranger Things, the four kids apart from Millie Bobby Brown. Okay. Finn Wolfhard, Gaten Matarazzo, Noah Schnapp and Caleb McLaughlin.
Starting point is 00:08:54 For seasons one and two, they got $25,000 per episode. By season three, if you get to season three, everyone's contracts go nuts in American television, and they then were earning about $250,000 an episode. So it was 10 times as much. Imagine getting $250,000 an episode and you're a kid. That's outrageous. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:17 They wouldn't have control over that. Well, you don't know. The parents would. You hope so. Till a certain age. Can't trust a kid with $250,000. No! You imagine? Do you know how many Teslas they'll buy?
Starting point is 00:09:28 Exactly. Non-stop Teslas. So that's pretty impressive. But what about the star Millie Bobby Brown? It's not clear how much Millie Bobby Brown gets, but I think she was on a million an episode. She's got some sort of overall deal with Netflix, so it's not entirely clear how the money works there. And they're very very very secretive about what they pay her but she's a huge star for Netflix. It was a lot. Crazy to be one of the other kids and she's one of the kids and you're all like hanging out and then you realize that she's getting a million dollars an episode. That's what happened on Sex and
Starting point is 00:10:00 the City. Is it? When Sarah Jessica Parker came an EP of the show and that's what started the feud between her and Samantha. Kim Cattrall. Kim Cattrall. Is that what did it? Oh that's I think that was a big catalyst yeah. Kim Cattrall's like I'm just as important as she is. Pretty much. And now they've gone on to make a whole season without her. Anyway. Anyway. Yeah. Um, one more spin-off of your favourite show, The Big Bang Theory. What about the little boy who plays young Sheldon? That little boy in young Sheldon, he got $30,000 per episode for season one, but by the end
Starting point is 00:10:38 of season five, I think he was on much more than a million per season. Is anyone watching that? Not me. I've never watched a minute. Is that a red flag if you start dating someone and they're like, what TV shows are you into? For me it is. And they're like, oh, Young Sheldon. I'm like, what do you like about it?
Starting point is 00:10:56 All right, to Claudia, who has been on chat TV. We need to go to the ads. Oh no, we've got time for this. Claudia, what was the prompt? I think the ads are waiting, Claude. What was the prompt you put in? I said, could this person pass as a high school student? Picture of Bree Thomas out. No in a TV show! While age can be hard to
Starting point is 00:11:12 guess this person does not look like a typical high school student, their facial features grooming and confident demeanour suggest they're more likely in their mid to late 20s or older. They appear more like a young professional than a teenager. You'll take that. Mid to late 20s, lock it in. It's shaved 10 years off you. Lock it in. All right, don't do me. I already did. Oh! That is Brain Clint. Shows brought to you by NEON.
Starting point is 00:11:37 You can stream the brand new season of And Just Like That, the Sex and the City spin-off, on Max on NEON right now. The Tea, live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean has had a long and very successful career but Tom Cruise is about to win his very first Oscar. He is, he's been given an honorary Oscar would you believe and he's not the only one. Dolly Parton will also receive her own honorary Oscar. So what is an honorary Oscar? I didn't actually even know they were really a thing but basically he is receiving after 35
Starting point is 00:12:11 years after receiving his very first Oscar nomination he's getting an Oscar for essentially his contribution to the music and film industry particularly around we actually talked about this recently around when he really brought movies back to the theater after COVID. So he's getting an honorary Oscar for that as well. It won't be televised, it won't be during the Oscars. And of course Dolly Parton's getting one as well for her contribution to education and literature.
Starting point is 00:12:38 You know she's donated over 600 million books. She is, I got it. Wow. I love Dolly Parton. And both of those awards should be televised because the people love Tom Cruise and Dolly Parton. Some people don't like Tom Cruise and don't think that he deserves that recognition. But he single handedly saved the movie industry post COVID. There would be so many cinemas that would no longer
Starting point is 00:13:00 exist if he hadn't done what he did with Top Gear Top Gun and then gone on to do it with Mission Impossible. Right, Dean, he's a hero as far as that's concerned. He's absolutely a hero. He held the release of Top Gun Maverick deliberately until the theatres reopened and then forced everyone to see it in theatre, did not put it on streaming and literally like he literally saved theatres. You can literally thank him for that. I want to give you my own honorary Oscar. Yeah, that was such a genius idea from him. And it was such a fantastic film that propelled, obviously, the movie industry back into the limelight.
Starting point is 00:13:34 He's such an interesting dude. He is very interesting man. Very intense, very personable. Hey, no one's perfect. He's made mistakes, but he's also done a lot of good things and he's made a lot of fantastic movies as well. Yeah. Well, that's the tea with Dee McHartley. He's our Hollywood correspondent. ZN's Brian Clint.
Starting point is 00:13:52 You can't see it, but Clint just turned the mics on because obviously he turns the mics on when we're ready to talk after the song. But then straight after he turned the mic on, he turned his mic off because he did this. So he's turned the mic on and then he turns the mic off and he goes. I had this protein bar. Turns the mic back on. I had a high protein protein bar and it's too thick. It's made all my saliva unswallowable. It's so thick. So it's very, um, there's an image. It's very, it's very gluggy in my mouth at the moment.
Starting point is 00:14:28 Just so you know. Yeah I'm picturing it. But I will soldier on. Kia kaha, Clint. You know some heroes don't wear capes. Exactly right. Someone's granddad has taken a wrong turn in the middle of Rome and driven their hatchback down the Spanish steppes. What the hell? This story is wild. Italian police said the 80 year old man who is a Rome resident, he's a local, he wasn't lost.
Starting point is 00:14:57 Oh god. Was it a loss to explain how he wound up driving his Mercedes hatchback down the famous steps before getting stuck halfway. He would have been so scared. Yeah, he would have been scared. This is wrong, this is wrong, this is wrong, this is wrong. We've got a picture of it here. Oh my god. If you don't know the Spanish steps, they're very famous. They're a famous tourist attraction in the middle of Rome, built in the 1700s and he has gone full Tokyo Drift on them and driven straight. He's gone full the Italian job on it and gone straight down the steps. The photos at night time I'm hoping it was in the
Starting point is 00:15:36 middle of the night because otherwise it would have been full of tourists. Imagine you're trying to get your Instagram pic on the Spanish stairs and grandad comes hooning down in the hatchback. He's like, out of the way. I've got to get to bridge. Do you have to hand in your license after that? Because I remember when Prince Philip, RIP, flipped his Range Rover. Yeah, had a really bad accident. 98. And he went...
Starting point is 00:16:06 That was the end of his driving. He voluntarily gave up his licence after that, Esa-Karl. I think that's enough. That's enough. I think I've had enough. Also, I have a driver, so I'll give it up. My favourite part of this story was this line in the article. One of Rome's most recognisable monuments,
Starting point is 00:16:24 the Spanish steppes have never been intended for motor vehicles. No shit, it's a staircase. Yeah, it's stairs. During the 1700s they were building the steppes and they're like, now cars will be invented in about 200 years. Should we put a traffic lane down the side of these or...? Yeah, just make sure we put in enough support for when they drive Mercedes down here.
Starting point is 00:16:44 Maybe they do have a point though. Yeah, just make sure we put in enough support for when they drive Mercedes down here. Maybe they do have a point though. It's not the first time someone's done this. In 2022, a Saudi man was charged with aggravated damage after driving a rented Maserati down this ancient stairs. The same stairs? The same stairs. At least he had the courtesy to drive an Italian car down the Spanish stairs yeah exactly this 80 year old guy's driven a German down there it's not the one granddad. Keep it in the family. We want to know this is not
Starting point is 00:17:14 ageist this segment we want to know what your biggest car fail is of all time the most embarrassing fail you've had behind the wheel. Have you had any? I'm trying to think if I've done anything bad. I've experienced a few. I've been on the receiving end of a phone call from someone who ran out of petrol in the middle lane on the motorway. Not ideal. What have I done? Oh producer Ella, why didn't I come to you first? No it's not me, producer Ella, why didn't I come to you first? No, it's not me, it's my grandmom.
Starting point is 00:17:46 I probably take after her though. What did she do? She went straight, she's not the strongest driver. She went straight through a roundabout and then you know when you see the- What, over the top? Yep, over the top and then she got stuck on a bank because she went the wrong way on the motorway.
Starting point is 00:18:03 It says wrong way. way oh you hear about those ones and it's always the elderly yes we have things in her glove box hey signs are confusing they are directions are confusing yeah she's got stuff in a glove box that says like hi my name's james that shit is terrifying when you hear of someone going the wrong way down the motorway yeah that's so scary. Yeah, she's fine. What do they do? Are they like, oh, I've got to go faster and get off at the next exit?
Starting point is 00:18:31 Oh, oh, nah. Well, you do. I don't know. Track it in reverse? How do you get it off the motorway? Can you beat it? Can you share with us your most embarrassing fail behind the wheel this afternoon? 0800DIALSATEM, you can text to 9696 and if you have to dob in your partner, sister, brother, mother, grandad...
Starting point is 00:18:51 Then so be it. Then so be it, okay? Get the word out. We're talking about someone's grandad who drove his hatchback down the Spanish stairs in the middle of Rome. And it's relatable. You know, it's relatable. Is it? We want to know your biggest fail behind the wheel. And we're getting some doozies. Let's go to Shane first.
Starting point is 00:19:12 Hi, Shane. Hi, Shane. Hello. I've got lots actually, but the one that stands out is that I wiped out three cars on my driving test. On your driving test? You were in the middle of trying to get your license?
Starting point is 00:19:26 Yeah. You had an instructor in the car. Shame. Yeah. I was my own fault. I decided to do it in peak hours. I don't know why. I thought it's a good idea to get it out of the way before school. So I did it in peak hour traffic in Wellington, up a really narrow street on rubbish day. So there was a rubbish truck on one side, I completely misread the passing distance and bang, bang, bang, goodbye street. Shane, I love your comment. It was my own fault. I didn't think that it was the parked car's fault.
Starting point is 00:20:00 Like I didn't think they like jumped out at you or anything like that. I think Wellington City Council rubbish man has something to do with it. They've got it in for you eh Shane? I just love how you describe it and bang bang bang, took them out. I mean it was a good thing that I was in the driving instructor's car. I'd use their car to do the test. Not for the driving instructor it wasn't. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:22 Have you got your licence now Shane? Yeah I shouldn't. And where do you live? Where should we avoid? Yeah. Have you got your license now Shane? Yeah I shouldn't. And where do you live? Where should we avoid? Yeah. Well I live in Auckland now. Oh no. And will Shane be in rush hour traffic this evening and on which motorway? Shane's already been in rush hour traffic clearing at people along the way.
Starting point is 00:20:39 Probably I was at fault again. I want to go for a ride with Shane. Me too. I want to go for a ride with Shane. Me too. I want to do carpool karaoke, but Shane's the driver. I want to feel that adrenaline rush of like, I could die. I want to feel alive. I'm one of those people that has to turn the volume down on the radio to concentrate on the road.
Starting point is 00:20:59 I hope you've pulled over to call us. I love you, Shane. That's fantastic. Someone texted her and they said I drove for an hour on a flat tyre with no idea. I even opened the window a few times because I thought there was a helicopter in close proximity to me and it didn't click. I got to my friend's house and my tyre was down to the hubcap. A helicopter in close proximity. What is that? They must be chasing someone. Are they being chased by the police helicopter?
Starting point is 00:21:30 Karen's here. Hi Karen. Hi Karen. Hey Brian, how's it going? Long time, Karen. We want to know your biggest driving fail ever. Karen, what is it? Well, I'm not going to bust me. I'm going to bust my niece.
Starting point is 00:21:45 Yeah. What has she done? She got told to go right at the roundabout. So she literally went right at the roundabout. Instead of going around the roundabout. And she blamed us for telling her that we told her to go right at the roundabout. It's a freaking roundabout. Go right to the roundabout.
Starting point is 00:22:10 OK, we're going right. Exactly. And then she yelled at us for telling her to go that way. Far out. Very good, Karen. Thank you. This text says, when I was 11, we went on a Europe trip. My parents hired a camper van and driving through the middle of Paris and rush hour my dad drove the wrong way out of the big turning circle in the middle of the city straight into oncoming traffic by the iconic one the iconic one in front of the big arch they
Starting point is 00:22:38 were referring to the Arctic tree yeah yeah I'm pretty sure that's what they were very sick with the middle of the city. One of the biggest, most famous roundabouts in the world. He was in the middle of the city, he went into oncoming traffic and into a tunnel that was too short for the camper van. Chaos ensued, many angry French people yelling. I bet. That sounds like a non-relaxing holiday to me. I love referring to that as the big turning circle in the middle of Paris
Starting point is 00:23:07 Far out. What about this one? I used to work for a catering company in Sydney One of the managers was driving across the Sydney Harbour Bridge in peak afternoon Traffic when the side door of the van slipped open and the crockery glasses and food started spilling out all over the road. Keep driving. Far out. Keep driving.
Starting point is 00:23:29 On the harbour bridge. Keep driving. I hit four cars in two hours on four separate incidents. Wow. You crashed a car four times in two hours. Yeah, that means you probably shouldn't have a licence. This one I ran over a wheelbarrow once and I wrote my car off. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:23:47 The wheelbarrow was in the middle of the road and I didn't even see it. Wheelbarrow's fault, obviously. Yeah, should've got out of the way. I reversed into my husband's car, not even 12 hours after getting my car back from the panel beaters. Oh, he'd be fuming.
Starting point is 00:24:02 He'd be fuming. Now both cars have got to go to the panel beaters. Oh he'd be fuming. He'd be fuming. And now both cars have got to go to the panel beaters. See you later. Someone said my great uncle took my mum for driving lessons and she was parking in the hotel that he owned. Instead of stopping she put her foot on the accelerator and took out the reception of his hotel in his high-end Audi and to top it off he had a team of top racing car drivers staying at the hotel at the time. How embarrassing. See what you've done here is that you've actually stood on the
Starting point is 00:24:34 accelerator when you should have been standing on the brake. We'll have a lesson afterwards and show you which one the brake is and which one the accelerator is. What about this? I sat in a line of traffic for ages. It was a bit unusual to get traffic there, but I thought nothing of it. Turned out it was actually just a line of parked cars. Oh, this traffic's not even moving. That is so good. My mom's my mom stopped to open the gate at home,
Starting point is 00:25:04 but she left the car in drive and ran herself over. Oh, is she okay? It's a hidden mum. Yeah. I hope she's okay. I hope she's okay. If not, ROP. ROP.
Starting point is 00:25:19 The ZM Podcast Network. The number of texts that we've received about people's worst moment behind the wheel makes me terrified to get back on the roads. I mean, you know, have you got days and bad days on the road? Someone said one minute I was on the road looking at the scenery, next minute I was in the scenery looking at the road. Also the person whose mum ran themselves over.
Starting point is 00:25:46 Because we asked if she was, yeah we were like I hope she was okay. And if she wasn't R.I.P. Yeah. They've replied, they said she was okay, only broken ribs. But she has since died so still R.I.P. LOL. People LOL at the end. They've got a good sense of humor that person. R.I.P mum LOL. Oh that text back they said you've got to have a good sense of humor. You have to. Yeah you got to. It's ZM's Bre and Clint podcast. Bre and Clint.
Starting point is 00:26:19 This game is being played every day this week so we can give away a double pass to Synthony Origins every day this week. It's pop songs turned into classical bangers and we have to guess what they are. It's Bree and I versus Ella. Correct. G'day.
Starting point is 00:26:38 Who won yesterday? Bree. Single-handedly. Bree and Clint. No, just Bree. Bree and Clint won yesterday. Bree and Clint. Oh, just Bree. Bree and Clint won yesterday. Bree and Clint. Oh, I didn't do anything.
Starting point is 00:26:48 That's right. Hey, moral support is something. Yeah. Yeah. You're there. I gave her a post-match message. We don't have to talk about that on air. I got to watch.
Starting point is 00:26:59 What? She had some knots that needed working out. From dominating your ass, Ella. Okay, Claudia, let's hit this thing. It's mainly in my lower back. Yeah. Nice. OK, yeah, let's hit this thing.
Starting point is 00:27:11 So you guys know the rules. Buzz in with your name if you know it. I need the artist and the name of the song. First team to two points will take home the win and someone will be getting those tickets to Symphony Origins. Are we ready? Ready? Are we all?
Starting point is 00:27:24 I'm just recovering from what Clint just said but yes. If you win you can have one too. That's good man. Okay let's go. Let's start the game. I know it. Same. Say it then. Three, two, one. Oh no. Debbie Lovato, Cool for the Summer.
Starting point is 00:27:50 She's got it. I had it. Should I set up the massage table now or? Take me down into your paradise Is this a better song than I remember? It's a great song. Yeah right. I was listening to it earlier. I reckon it's my favourite Demi Lovato song.
Starting point is 00:28:15 At the time I was like what is this garbage? But this sounds good. It's fun. Should we play it? We're good. For the summer. We can't just listen to this as much as I'd love to. Brie and Clint, that's one point for you.
Starting point is 00:28:27 So Ella, you really need this one. Here it is. I think Brie got in just... Um... Three... Oh! That's Rihanna! Rihanna, um...
Starting point is 00:28:50 Three... Oh! I'm lost! I'm gonna figure it out! Ella? Rihanna? What you came for? This is what you came for.
Starting point is 00:28:58 Yeah, I was gonna... Yeah. It's our carrots! Right there! Such a tune. Such a tune! If you're gonna do this, you're gonna have to do this. This is what you came for. The Cow and Carrot. Right there. Such a tune. Such a tune.
Starting point is 00:29:09 If you gave that to me, thank you. No, you did well. Really? I didn't get it. I couldn't get the name of it. You won that Ferran Square. Oh, we've got a game now, guys. Finally.
Starting point is 00:29:19 This is the last song. This is for the win. If I get this one, Massage Train. I think that's called a conga line. Yeah right. Can I be at the front? Here we go. Shotgun B in the back.
Starting point is 00:29:31 Oh, oh, Ella, Ella! Now she's in. Yes Ella. Break. Second Manage! Ella, you're still in, just say it! Second Manage Starships! Yes. She said. Yes, Ella. Break.
Starting point is 00:29:45 Second Manage! Ella, you're still in, just say it! Second Manage Starships. Yes. Starships were meant to fly Hands up and touch the sky Hands up, hands up Well done, Ella, that was a good one.
Starting point is 00:30:04 Well done. I got a knee injury. You know it will help that. Get away from me. That's us. Jarvid, you correctly backed Ella in this game and you have got two tickets to be at Symphony Origins at Spark Arena on the 26th of July. Congratulations.
Starting point is 00:30:20 Thank you. You are welcome, Jarvid. Manuka Fuel presents Synthony Origins. Sneaky sound system is on the line up now. Dick Johnson, Bevan Keyes, it's going to be huge. And if you want to be there, tickets are at synthony.com. We'll play this game again tomorrow at 4.30 if you're keen. Redemption round. Absolute. Oh, it'll be the decider tomorrow. Yeah, it will. It's ZM's Brooklyn podcast.
Starting point is 00:30:47 The best one hit wonder of the 2010s. We've got it. We have figured out our two finalists in the quest to find the greatest one hit wonder of the 2010s. Look I feel like I'm not shocked but I'm also content with the two songs that will be going head-to-head in the final. Two absolute juggernauts. Massive. In the one-hit-wonder community. Yeah. Like no one hit harder in the 2010s. Yeah. Both of them global, global, took over the planet hits. We're surprised some people aren't there, like Psy, Gangnam Style. Yep.
Starting point is 00:31:28 Even like a G6 perhaps, but these are megastars. Yeah. Contender number one in the finals will be Carly Rae Jepsen. Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy. Call Me Maybe. But you don't remember, so call me maybe. Took down.
Starting point is 00:31:42 It's hard to look right. Freaks. Took down freaks. Took down freaks. It was close though. It was very close. It was the closer of the two battles. So Kali Rae goes through and so does Gotye and Kimbra. So in a matter of minutes, those two songs will go against each other for 24 hours on
Starting point is 00:32:09 our Instagram story to figure out what the number one, one hit wonder of the 2010s is. This is for the premiership. There is no more games after this. This is it. Yeah, yeah. This is bottom of the ninth. The decider of the state of origin. Who will take out the number one one hit wonder of the 2010s? If you're interested in participating and having
Starting point is 00:32:31 your say go and follow Brian Clint at Brian Clint on Instagram right now because that story is going to go up and it's just one vote. You only have one vote left to make. That's all you have to do. Do you know who you're going to vote for? I actually haven't decided yet. I need some time to think about it too. Yeah, me too. But both for me, are in the same category.
Starting point is 00:32:54 Claudia, do you know who you're gonna vote for? I think so. Yeah. Who? Do you want me to tell you I don't wanna swear your vote? No, you won't. I know you really, you find my influence and you're very influential. No, you won't.
Starting point is 00:33:03 No, you're not that influential. No. I, when that Go To Yeh song came out, couldn't listen to it because I hated it your vote. I know you really, you find my- No, you're not that influential. No. I, when that Go To Ye song came out, couldn't listen to it because I hated it so much. Yeah. I've grown to like it now, but it has to go to Carly Rae. And Ella, do you know those songs? Don't patronise her.
Starting point is 00:33:19 I wanna know what she thinks. What are you voting for? I'm not just, I'm ignoring you. I'm gonna vote for Thank You, Bree. Thank You You Bree is not an option. No, shut up! Carly Rae Jepson. Both Carly Rae in the booth. I think so, yeah. Iconic. Also the music video, so good. Also good. Yeah. CRJ for the when eh? The voting goes live in a couple of minutes, so good luck to everybody. Well, to those two songs, really. Do we want to contact their people and let them know?
Starting point is 00:33:50 You know what I thought about that? But then I was like, is it offensive? It's like this radio station wants to acknowledge that you're a one hit wonder. Do they think of themselves as one hit wonders? It's offensive unless you're... The best. What do you mean? Well, yeah, it is offensive, but at the same time, you're winning the best. What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:34:06 Yeah, it is offensive, but at the same time you're winning the supreme award. Yeah, I was going to say it's offensive unless you're foster the people or... Oh. You know, where they're probably just happy to be talked about. Yeah, yeah, I see what you mean. Put the call in. Hey, we'll see. We'll do our best. Claudia, can you DM Carly Rae for us?
Starting point is 00:34:25 Yeah, I'm already talking to her and just to let everyone know listening right now We've got big special things planned tomorrow tomorrow is gonna be a good day tomorrow is gonna be a great day We're gonna change the playlist There's gonna be a lot of bangers from the one-hit wonder category from the 2010s being played in our show tomorrow Sounds good plays Play ZM's Breein' Clint. That's my four-year-old daughter Maggie's new favourite song. The bop. Yeah. On the way to Kindy's age she goes,
Starting point is 00:34:54 Dad, can you play Men Child? You are a child. Shouldn't be saying that. Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya? It's time for Brian Clince Google Down. All right here we go let's get into this week's Google Down. You know the rules but if you don't here they are. I ask the questions first person to yell out the correct answer the most common answer that comes up on Google I'll give
Starting point is 00:35:20 him give him a point first to three takes home the win. Yeah, boy. Okay. We're playing along for people who have texted through either Clint, Claudia or Ella. KFC chicken dollars on the line. Are we ready to play? Yes, ma'am. Question number one.
Starting point is 00:35:38 What's the average age of retirement in the USA? 62. That is quick work from Claudia. Why am I in incognito mode? Why are you suspicious? Yeah, why are you suspicious? Don't be suspicious. Don't be suspicious.
Starting point is 00:35:57 Don't be suspicious. Don't be suspicious. Is it because we were talking about the website Juggz yesterday? Juggz.com Which we actually were. Get the podcast right now. Question number two, one for Claudia. In what year did they sell the first colour TV?
Starting point is 00:36:21 1954. 1954. 1954. 1954. 1951 is correct. What? That's from the United States. The first colour televisions were sold in 1951 but production was halted shortly after due to the Korean War. Following the war the first commercially available colour TVs were
Starting point is 00:36:49 sold in early 1954. I have to go with the answer that comes up on Google and that's what I got 1951. One to Clint, one to Claudia. Woohoo! Question number three. How many breeds of flamingo are there? Six. Nice, Claudia. Oh, man. There is six different breeds. This is stupid.
Starting point is 00:37:17 The hardest part is not even the searching part. It's the seeing the answer and figuring out how to make that word come out of your mouth. I agree. It's so hard. I agree. It's so hard. I agree. It's the saying bit. Well done. Two to Claude, one to Clint.
Starting point is 00:37:30 Question number four. Who invented instant coffee? David Strang! David Strang. Why did I say George Washington. Holy shit! Instant coffee was invented in Invercargill? What? David, is David Strang correct?
Starting point is 00:37:54 No. That's not what I got. Let me double check. Hold on. Let me read this because it's impressive. David Strang, a New Zealander from Invercargill, is credited with inventing instant coffee in 1889? What does that say 1889? Let's have a look hold on. Oh it does come up with that. Is the other option Sartorio Cato? No I got the answer Alphonse Allais. Give it to Ella for the Kiwi connection. A French humorous and writer is credited with inventing the first instant coffee in 1881. Hmm.
Starting point is 00:38:30 Okay, I'll give it to Ella. Oh my gosh, thank you. I'm happy to be here. I'll give it to her. Oh, now your attitudes change. Yeah. Question number five? Hmm. Five.
Starting point is 00:38:43 How many times has Whoopi Goldberg been married? Five. Three. Three. It is three. Oh! Ding! Here we go, we got a game on our hands. Two to Claude, two to Clint, one to Ella. Everyone's still in the race.
Starting point is 00:38:59 Question number six. Stop. Who wrote To Kill a Mockingbird? Hubbelly? That was in my brain! Clint comes in in the clutch and takes it out! The winner of Google Down Today! Max, congratulations, there's 50k of sea chicken dollars coming your way.
Starting point is 00:39:24 And more than that, my gratitude for backing me. Hello? Hey Max, we'll get out that KFC to your toot sweet alright? Oh yeah sweet, sounds good. Alright, sorry to bother you. Hey Max, maybe just chill out a bit, alright? Bugger. Hey guys, what's this? Whoopee! Goldberg. Whoopee Goldberg getting married for the first time. What's this? Whoopee!
Starting point is 00:39:54 Whoopee Goldberg getting married for the second time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's this? Max. Max, I think you have to check and tell us. Max. Max is like, oh have I? I guess I'll take it. That's a little bugger.
Starting point is 00:40:09 I wish I was that relaxed. God I need a bit of that in my life. Yeah could you imagine? Max you had a rough day? Oh no it's been good. Just big day at work. Yeah nice. Are you tired Max? Yeah. Big day at work. Looking forward to a long weekend. Oh me too Max. Me too. Are you maxed you tired Max? Yeah. Yeah. I've been working for a long weekend.
Starting point is 00:40:25 Oh me too Max, me too. Are you maxed out? Not quite. Yeah not quite. He is after that bloody joke isn't he? Aren't you Max? Yeah. You want to be left alone now eh?
Starting point is 00:40:36 Oh. That's a yes. Brie and Clint we're back next. ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. The Brie and Clint show is the only show where you can go underneath the gaydar. Brie and Clint's gaydar. Let's rock. Very simple. You call through.
Starting point is 00:40:53 We ask you a question that has nothing to do with your sexual preference. And then we guess if you are a part of the queer community or not. We actually have a spare spot on the gaydar at the moment. Oh, just opened up. Just opened up, 0800DIALZM, if you would like the final spot. But let's start with Jane.
Starting point is 00:41:12 Hi Jane. Hi Jane. Hello. Jane, we have one question for you and it's the same question we'll put to everybody this week on Gaydar. What's your favourite flavour of potato chip? Oh potato chip. I do love the maple bacon by the Heartland brand.
Starting point is 00:41:30 Ooh! Okay. We're big Heartland fans here at the Breanne Clint show too. So good. What vibe are you getting from Jane? Jane? What's your gut saying? My gut says that Jane is straight. That's what my gut's saying too. Yeah. Jane, are we right? Are you straight? No. How did I miss it? What are you Jane? I am in between. I'm bi. She's bi. They always
Starting point is 00:42:01 throw me the buys. You're so confusing, Jane. Is it good to take that? Yeah, no point to us. No points. Okay, let's go to Paul. I know $100 of him. Hi, Paul. Hi, Paul.
Starting point is 00:42:13 G'day, Brian Clint. How are you? Good, thank you, mate. Same question. What is your favourite flavour of potato chip? I'm more of a corn chip kind of guy, but barbecue I guess. No we like that information so more of a corn chip fella. Corn chip if
Starting point is 00:42:30 you could get it. Salsa cheese or salted? Cheese. Cheese corn chip. Nacho cheese. Oh Paul, yeah Paul, I don't know. Nothing straighter than a cheese corn chip. Paul's a straight man. Mmm. Oh! Nah, Paul's gay. Paul's gay? Paul, what are ya? I'm gay.
Starting point is 00:42:57 I'm a fudger from way back. Paul, you can't say that. Come on, Paul! Let's go! I mean, Paul, you can say that. We don't say that. Come on Paul, let's go! I mean Paul, you can say that, we don't say that. Paul had a sexy voice. Get it Paul. Let's go to Joshua on 0800, hi Joshua. Hi Joshua.
Starting point is 00:43:15 Hello, is it me, is it? It's you, yeah. That's you. Joshua, what's your favourite flavour of potato chip? I can't go past sour cream and chives with some onion dip. I mean, it's a Kiwi favorite. I gotta say, my gaydar is going off for Paul. Joshua, rather.
Starting point is 00:43:33 And it's not because of his chip choice. It's because he's a Joshua, not a Josh. It's just... Really? You think Joshua is quite a gay name? No, I think, yeah, I think Joshua is gay. I think Josh is straight. It was the, oh my goodness for me, and I'm going to quite a gay name. No, I think, yeah, I think Joshua is gay. I think Josh is straight. It was the, oh my goodness for me,
Starting point is 00:43:46 and I'm gonna lock in gay men. Joshua, what are you? Mate, I'm straight as an arrow. Oh my God! Oh my God! Damn it! Oh, you got us, you got us, Joshua. Oh, gutted, gutted.
Starting point is 00:44:02 Next time. You don't go by Josh ever? Ah, no, Joshua. Joshua, Joshua. Joshua. Thank you Joshua. Let's go to Ashley. Oh, $800 a dem. Hello Ashley. Hi Ashley. How are you guys? Good thank you. You're in the gay dog dojo Ashley. Are you ready to be honest with us? I am. Okay Ashley, what is your favorite flavor of potato chip? I'm gonna say salt and vinegar. She gay. Brecon, you reckon? It's just the vibe I get.
Starting point is 00:44:32 I didn't catch enough of a vibe, so I'm gonna have to piggyback your vibe and go gay. Ash, are you gay? No, I'm straight. No! Brecon, I've never seen Bre so sure. I was so sure. If you were in a, Ashley, if we were in a bar right now, Bri would be buying you a drink.
Starting point is 00:44:47 I would. And Ashley would be accepting it and then questioning herself. It's what Bri does whenever she says a woman's gay and they're like, no, I'm straight. Ash is like, Bri's like, for now. For now. Let's have a chat. Thanks Ash. I don't know what our record is, but we're going to go out with Gina. Hi Gina.
Starting point is 00:45:06 Hi Gina. Hello. We need to end on a hi Gina. Tell us what your favourite flavour and brand of potato chip is Gina. Extreme Crunch Salt and vinegar. Extreme Crunch's heart, isn't it? Good question. I think it is. I like how specific you were, Gina. I reckon.
Starting point is 00:45:37 She's a straight. I reckon she's a power lesbian. Really? Yep. Gina, what are you? Even from Ash, straight as well. Straight as. Oh, what are you? I'm from Ash, straight as well. Straight as. Oh, it's a bad week.
Starting point is 00:45:50 Bad week. A power lesbian. Power top lesbian Gina. Using that powerful jaw to crunch through those extra crunch potato chips. Thanks for playing Gina. Thank you. Sweet as. Gosh, you got me.
Starting point is 00:46:05 Maybe this is why other shows don't play this game. It's really hard. It's quite hard, isn't it? Really hard. It's really difficult. If it's shown us one thing, it's that you can't judge a book by its cover. You really can't. I think we both got one out of five.
Starting point is 00:46:19 So hit on it. Take Breeze advice. Hit on everyone. Play the odds. Hey. Quantity. We just got to do more. It's about numbers. Exactly right, it's all about the numbers game.
Starting point is 00:46:31 My mum is visiting at the moment and of course, it's State of Origin tonight. And my mum is the biggest State of Origin fan you'll ever meet. Like it doesn't get bigger. She made an outlandish bit with us last game, didn't she? She sure did. For context she's a maroon supporter. Yeah and they lost the last game. She made this bet on our show live on air. I wanted to go on record. Yeah. Oh you're making a bet. Oh yeah if they don't win the next one I'll run down the middle of Auckland for a nerdy run. Oh!
Starting point is 00:47:08 That's how confident I am that they'll win the next one. We're not gonna let something like that, an opportunity like that go begging, are we? Absolutely not. The second game is tonight, and please welcome to the studio a fake representative from the Auckland City Council, Marty Heaheworth. Hello, good afternoon. Good afternoon, Marty. Your job is to call Mumadai
Starting point is 00:47:29 and offer to cone off an area in central Auckland for her to do the nerdy run if the maroons lose tonight. Which we're going to suggest they are, right? Well, just say, look, we've heard about the Bearton, this is something that we want to jump on board with. We think we can make it a bit of an event, maybe get some food trucks down, corner off a street. Bouncy Castle for the kids. Yeah, sure. Okay, cool. No, that sounds good. Is there a name that I should go by? You can be whoever the hell you want. Hello? Hello, it's Marty speaking from the council. How are you? Yeah, good thanks.
Starting point is 00:48:09 Marty, how are you? Yeah, really good, thank you. Hey, I'm excited to talk to you about a bit that you talked about on the ZDM airwaves around state of origin. Do you remember what you said? Oh, yeah, basically. I don't know if the council really wanna know about it. Well, that's where you might be wrong.
Starting point is 00:48:27 We're actually trying to change a few perceptions around, you know, Auckland council and us being a bit stiff. So we thought that actually this could be a cool event to lean into and maybe actually shut down the street for you. Really? Well, I don't know if you're feeling the same way, but my assumption is that the Maroons will probably lose tonight, so we may as well just kind of get straight to organising.
Starting point is 00:48:51 Excuse me! That's absolutely not right, and I've got absolutely 100% that they will win, so I'm not too worried about the bet, to be honest. Well, I mean, even if they win tonight, tonight let's be honest we'll probably have to do the streak in a couple weeks time after game three won't we? No absolutely not because they will annihilate them in game three. Yeah right right well so I guess hypothetically would you would you be open to kind of making it a bit more of an event I was kind of thinking maybe we could even get some of the local
Starting point is 00:49:23 vendors that have been struggling recently just you know give them an opportunity to to set up and really kind of you know get as many people down there. Oh geez I think Auckland must be really struggling. Oh no hey look believe me we all had a tough time but these little bits and pieces really put a smile on people's faces so I think you could really lift the mood of the city. Oh I don't know about that I think everyone will need counseling after that. And that's the service we provide so you wouldn't be able to do that. You get a diet it's Steve from Steve's taco trucks here.
Starting point is 00:49:55 Dragon I could get some tacos down to the big Diane Street down Queen Street. Probably need more sausages than tacos. No won't need to mate, won't need to clink because I can guarantee you we will win tonight. It'll be close and we'll win by four. Yeah, hi Doyenne, it's Sharon here from the Auckland Council. I'm from the itty bitty titty department and I just want to say if you do want to lock that in it'd be really great for our department as we haven't had a big event recently or ever actually. So if you want to let us know what street you'd like to get out your girls on, that would be fantastic, okay?
Starting point is 00:50:34 Well, it'd have to be the main street. Is Queen Street up there? Oh, the main street for you, Diane. Of course, of course. Okay, we'll be in touch. We'll be in touch and thank you so much for your time and for getting your girls out for Auckland Council. No, I'm not getting any girls out because Queenslander! Queenslander!
Starting point is 00:50:54 Okay, ta-ta. I mean, put on a bra. I mean, see you later, Diane. Bye. See you later. Go the Moraines. Go the Moraines. Bloody good work, Marty, from Auckland Council. That was... I believed it. I was in. I think she's in. Yeah, what a great initiative. Ha ha ha ha.
Starting point is 00:51:13 Good for the local economy. Their name's Brian Clint. Time for a birthday banger. Brian Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Here we go, birthday bangers. You tell us your birthday. We figure out what was the number one song
Starting point is 00:51:26 when you turned 16, then we'll play our favourite. Easy as that. Simone is going first. Hello, Simone. Hi, Simone. Hi. What have you been up to today, Simone? Oh, just working and just dropped my son off
Starting point is 00:51:40 for a lunch and breakfast, and on my way home to cook dinner. Nice. I was gonna say, you're free to then go home to cook dinner. Nice. I was going to say you're free to then go home and cook dinner for everyone. Yeah, yeah. Hey, well let's do your birthday banging before you do that.
Starting point is 00:51:51 What is your birthday? 22nd of June, 1985. All right, that means you were 16 in 2001, Simone. And we've done our calculations. Here's your birthday banging. I'm walking away from the troubles in my life. I'm walking away from the troubles in my life. I'm walking away.
Starting point is 00:52:07 Craig David. Yeah. And walking away. What do you reckon, Simone? It's not as pumping as I thought it might be, but. Nah, there's a bit of a chill vibe. And there's bigger Craig David bangers too. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:19 Ex-producer of this show, Ben, would be fizzing at the bung for that though. So horny for Craig David. I'm actually listening to the Craig David episode of the Louis Theroux podcast at the moment. Yeah it's about four years old. Yeah right he seems like a good dude Craig David. He is a good dude that's the main takeaway. Quite intense like he takes it very seriously but yeah. Okay wait there we're gonna do Rowan's birthday banger. Hi Rowan. Hi Rowan. Hey guys. What have you been doing today Rowan? Just working on my way to pick up the kids.
Starting point is 00:52:50 God, everyone bloody lot on. Hey, what is your date of birth? Six of the fourth, 91. All right, that means you were 16 in 2007 Rowan. We've done our calculations. Here's your birthday banger. Nobody wanna see us together, but it don't matter. Similar vibe. We've done our calculations. Here's your birthday banger. Similar vibe to Craig David. Yeah, Akon, a lot of big bangers.
Starting point is 00:53:12 This is one of the slowest. But it is a good song, isn't it Rowan? Yeah, it's a banger. And guys too, also, long time listener, first time caller. Hey! Long time listener, first time caller. Whee! First time caller. Oh, what? First one today, can I say, and you just snuck in there.
Starting point is 00:53:33 Welcome on board, Rowan. It's good to have you here. Yes, finally. Thanks, Steve. OK, wait there. We're doing one more birthday banger for Jackson. They're going to do Mum's birthday banger. Hi, Jackson. Hi, Jackson. Hi, Jackson. Hi. How old are you, Jackson? Um, I'm not... I'm 13.
Starting point is 00:53:50 You're 13, so we can't do yours yet, but you've called in to do Mum's. Do you know her birthday? Um, month of August 19, 1978. All right, perfect. That means she was 16 in 1994, and on that day day this was number one Oh, Dilton John
Starting point is 00:54:15 correct me if I'm wrong this would have been the exact time The Lion King was a hit. What was for The Lion King soundtrack wasn't it? Yes. Hence why this probably would have went to number one because the movie was so popular. It's huge. Do you know that song Jackson? Um no. You don't know it? You haven't seen Lion King? I have. Yeah. Don't remember that one. Well I think Mum Mum would like it. It's a good one, Jackson. Mum would love it. Yeah. Yeah. By the way, I'm a long-term listener
Starting point is 00:54:49 and first-time caller. I can kind of feel it. I can kind of sense that it was... Why didn't you say it? Why didn't you say it? I feel it. Is that for you and Mum, Jackson? Oh yes, me and Mum.
Starting point is 00:55:03 Oh, the double. Wait there. Gas pedal. We have a tough decision. Akon, Craig, David, Elton John. I mean all similar vibes. Yeah yeah. I'm going with Akon. I'm going with Elton John. Can you feel the love tonight? It's a fantastic song. He's holding back, he's hating. I changed my vote. Jackson, you and Mum just won birthday banger. Yes. What's Mum's name?
Starting point is 00:55:37 Lindeth. Oh, Lindeth. Came in at the clutch. Nice work, guys. Things are calling through. Brian Clint, ZM. There's a calm surrender ZM's Brian Clint podcast
Starting point is 00:55:49 Believe the very best The winner of birthday banger on ZM today for Jackson's mum Linda is The Lion King's Can You Feel The Love Tonight. Oh that's a beautiful song. What's a vagabond? Like a street person. A person who wanders from place to place without a home or job. Yeah. Yeah. That's what Google says. What a beautiful song. Only way it could have been better was if it was this one. I can see what's happening. What? And they don't
Starting point is 00:56:25 have a clue. Who? They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line, our trio's down to two. Oh. The sweet caress of Twilight. There's magic everywhere and with all this romantic atmosphere Disasters in the air Thank god we didn't play the Beyoncé version I know, this is way better Way to ruin the Lion King, Beyoncé God, this all really came back into the forefront of my brain after watching Love on the Spectrum.
Starting point is 00:57:07 Oh yeah yeah. And the cutest moment between Abby and, what's her partner's name? I don't know but I know the guy you're talking about. Claw David. David, Abby and David. And it's so cute, my favourite is where she's like, he's holding back, he's hanging. And she's such a good singer and they're in Africa and they're watching. It's just honestly the best.
Starting point is 00:57:31 I'm gonna feel the love tonight. The ZM Podcast Network. If I was to ask you, how are you? I'm pretty good. That is the most common answer, right? I'm good, how are you? Yeah, good thanks. How are you? Good thanks. That is the most common answer, right? I'm good, how are you? Yeah. Good thanks.
Starting point is 00:57:47 How are you? Good thanks. That is the most common answer. Most, I would say 95% of people say that. It's like ping pong, you just bet it straight back to the other person. Good thanks, how are you? Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:57:57 Means nothing. You know, you have to think about it. Means nothing. Yeah, it means absolutely nothing. I came across this interesting video where- It's like outside, just before you go on, it's like how they teach you in Māori how to say how are you and they say, kētipi hakeke, but they only teach you how to say good, kētipoi.
Starting point is 00:58:11 That's it. That's it, that's the only one they teach you. They only teach you how to say, yeah I'm good. Yeah, there's no other response. That's just the standard... Good or cold, those are the only ones. It was a it's a psychologist who has said this is an opportunity for you to connect with people. To put your shit on other people. No, not in that way. No, but just to either show some personality.
Starting point is 00:58:38 Yeah. An opportunity to be funny and just be different from the rest. You know what one I don't like? What? Which is, it's close to that one we talked about, someone goes, good how are you? And you go, oh good, busy, but good, good busy. I say that all the time. Good busy, but you know, yeah good, good, I'm good.
Starting point is 00:59:00 No, I say it like this, I say, busy but good. Good to be busy though. Yes, that's it. Good to be busy. Oh, running around like a blue arse flyer, but I'm good. Good to be busy. I'm good, yeah. Let's have a listen to the psychologist, what she thinks are some responses you can have to the question, how are you? There's a couple things you can do. So one is you can answer with a number. You laughed. I didn do it yet. You're relaxed. Yes. I was like, how are you? And you're like seven on the ten scale, right? Like it just it breaks the script a little bit does doesn't that and then the other person is kind of forced to go Oh, why a seven? Yeah, and it opens the conversation allows you can it to connect
Starting point is 00:59:39 Oh shit, I wasn't expecting a real answer. I guess I'll ask some follow-up questions. I like it. I like real answers. I'm here for it. Let's see what another option is. I also love when you say what you're wrestling with. So I might be like, just been fighting my inbox all day, but a good 10 out of 10.
Starting point is 00:59:57 Oh yeah. Just battling some demons inside my noggin, but largely fine. Just trying to stay out of my boss's way drowning under crippling debt but and anxiety nine out of ten uh let's go to the third option or if you know that you look a mess you can be like better on the inside than the outside something that just gets people thinking a little bit i like that one yeah how are you better than i look i'm better than i look don't. I know I look like crap but I'm pretty good. I thought we could go around the
Starting point is 01:00:29 room come up with a few of our own options something different. Interesting funny. Yes. Okay. Thoughts? A different reply to the question how are you? Who wants to go first? Let's start with Claudia. Okay. Claudia how are you? Bit sweaty thanks but feeling fine. Whoa why so sweaty? Oh because I got really invested in Google down about 45 minutes ago. See my response would be I don't want to know about it. Yeah that's your business. That's your business. Who's next? Hey Ella, how are you? Wouldn't you like to know? Hahaha! Solid. Hahaha!
Starting point is 01:01:12 I like it. Yep, it's way out. It's giving roz from Monsters Inc. Wouldn't you like to know? It's giving like, 11 year old boy, who's like, I've got a dinosaur collection. Okay I'm ready. Bree how are you? Breathing hard or hardly breathing am I right? Nice! Breathing hard, why are you breathing hard? Do you need an inhaler? I am I was sitting around Claudia and she was quite sweaty. Do you need to
Starting point is 01:01:41 get on the ventilator? Yeah my asthma's flaring up again, you know chain you've seasoned Am I right? You're so right. Yep, but busy though. Good to be busy. Yeah Clint how are you? Oh, I'm not great. I've got my period. Oh Wow, tell me more Well once a month, you're a medical marvel my ut uterus sheds its lining and it's really painful. It bleeds. Yeah, how many days?
Starting point is 01:02:08 Four to five. Well, I can give you a real answer that I gave Clint once. Clint asked me. Hey Claudia, how are you? Why? What do you want? Yes, she did. I asked Claudia a couple of weeks ago, how are you?
Starting point is 01:02:23 And she goes, why? You never asked me that, what do you want? What are you planning? What's going on? You never asked me. Anyone got any more? I've got another one. Okay.
Starting point is 01:02:32 Bre, how are you? Hands down the worst I've ever been. That's tough water cooler chat, eh? That's moving to an office room. But how are you? I'm busy, good to be busy though. It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. Welcome, nā mai, haere mai.
Starting point is 01:02:50 Hāremai. You may not be aware that you are listening to the number one show on the airwaves for maritime and aviation based news. And this evening I have maritime news of the highest level. The found Captain Cook's Endeavour. What? What do you mean had they lost it? I wasn't aware that we didn't know where the wreck of the Endeavour was. Wait did it wreck? Yeah. Oh geez I don't know much about the history of the Endeavour. Surely people listening know the Endeavour. If you don't, it was the first European ship to make it to Australia and New Zealand.
Starting point is 01:03:30 And Captain Cook sailed it. And Captain Cook sailed it. It's on the 50 cent coin. It's that big of deal. Very famous ship. It came down here between 1868 and, sorry, 1768 and 1777. It was the first ship to map the coast of New Zealand to sail around the outside hugely controversial as far as history goes
Starting point is 01:03:51 Captain Cook and the Endeavour. But the ship itself I mean it's the freaking Endeavour. Yeah it's it's I mean you don't get more famous. It's like the Mayflower to the Americans. It's like Titanic Endeavour. Yeah. They're pretty much the same. They're right up there. You know, in terms of fame. Um, I didn't know that after Captain Cook was shot, he was shot and killed in Hawaii, I think. I could be wrong about that.
Starting point is 01:04:16 God, I don't know any of this. He was shot on, on mission anyway. Okay. Um, they sold the ship. It got renamed the Lord Sandwich. The Lord Sandwich? Which sounds like it's been docked and converted into a family restaurant. Yeah. But no, it was renamed the Lord Sandwich in 1775 and then it sunk off the US coast during the American War of Independence in 1778. Right. So it went into the War of Independence
Starting point is 01:04:45 where the Americans fought the British out. Yeah, and they took it down. Yeah. Well, it's been confirmed that the Endeavour is on the ocean's floor in Newport Harbour, Rhode Island. It's definitely there. Wait, so it's in the harbour? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:00 Had they ever looked for it before? They thought it was there. This is, I've just learned all of this from one article, by the way. I may sound like a historian, but I've read one article. From what I can tell, they thought it was there, but they weren't 100% sure. But now they've sent cameras down
Starting point is 01:05:14 and they've measured certain things and matches. There'd be a bell or something in there with the name on it. They've tested some of the wood and it's the same wood. And they're now 100% confident that it's Captain Cook's endeavour. Sorry, it's the Lord's Sandwich that's shipped% confident that it's Captain Cook's Endeavour. Sorry, it's the Lord Sandwich that's shipped on the ocean floor. The Lord Sandwich, yeah, it got renamed. What do you do with that information now?
Starting point is 01:05:32 Nothing, you just know that it's there. I guess maybe they could go and try and get some things from it, but by that stage it wasn't the Endeavour, it was the Lord Sandwich. Yeah, but still. They would have got in there and... Gutted it. They would have given it a lick of paint, sanded off all the Endeavour logos, put some sandwich logos on. I love the idea of being someone who hunts for shipwrecks. It's such a cool job. I know and when you're a kid you think
Starting point is 01:05:57 that's a job that is available to you as an adult. That is a job though. I want to be a treasure hunter. I want to be a deep sea explorer but I don't know any. It's a job though. I want to be a treasure hunter. I want to be a deep sea explorer but I don't know any. It's a job though. I mean very few people would do it. Have you not seen that documentary that Paul Walker's in? No. Jessica Alba. Which one? Into the Blue. Oh no I haven't seen that one. It's a very knowledgeable and factlled documentary. Is it the same type of documentary as Fool's Gold? Very similar. Yes, very. Was it Owen Wilson or Matthew McConaghey? Matthew McConaghey and Kate Hudson. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I'll put it on my list of docos to watch. Can you rate that Maritime News? I didn't want to
Starting point is 01:06:42 oversell it but out of 10? I'm going to say it's a solid 9. I'll take it. They didn't have one of these on the Endeavour? No, it was too old. Too old. That means the sandwiches are ready.

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