ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 18th March 2021

Episode Date: March 18, 2021

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No baby! The baby didn't come. That's how we're starting the podcast today. I was wrong. It was that off quiche. 24 hour... The gut feeling. Oh, me. I thought you were talking about Lucy. No! No! You yesterday when you were like, I've got a gut feeling about... No, it was the whole fucking Guinness that you made me scull. In the middle of the show.

You know? Oh yeah, you said you liked it. I did like it, it reconnected me with my Irish roots. I paid for that Guinness for you. You did not. I did. No one in radio has ever paid for a Guinness. This is a secret for you, on St. Patrick's Day, they overload the radio stations with Guinness in the hopes that

someone will do what you did and drink a Guinness on air and they'll go, this is the best promotion ever. We had to go get that one. Oh yeah, sure, yeah. Bree paid for that pint with her own money. Yes I did! Was it off the tap? It was off the tap. I took it, yeah I got it fresh because all the liquor stores didn't have any

left. Did you go to the pub and get me that Guinness? Oh no actually I definitely Did not do that No we didn't. I definitely did not Oh I know what you're saying right Because you're not allowed to leave the pub with them I definitely did not do that That's okay I understand that's fine

Why wasn't it in an official Guinness glass? Well we didn't want you To know what it was we wanted to keep you guessing You didn't want me to know what the black pint was with the white top Could have been anything, could have been tar They've broken two laws there One they've let you leave a pub with a Guinness And two they've poured a Guinness into a normal pint glass

I think everyone just needs to Move on from this topic Be kind on the person trying to source Pieces of content for the show Five minutes before the show And Mate person trying to source pieces of content for the show. Five minutes before the show. Mate, we're talking Well, you know at least 15

Mid-show. It was mid-show that's where you went, eh? No. Definitely not. I just had a lot of stuff to do in the bathroom. No, I'm kidding. Right, okay. Well, look'm kidding. Right, okay. Well, look, I appreciate everybody's hard work.

You know? Yeah. You guys make me look good. You know? I can't do what I do without you. Bree gave me her card, so I got to go on a shopping spree. What else did you buy? I went to a store.

It's a dairy. It's also known as a souperette. Or a corner store? Well, it's called souperette. You were name-binged me, didn't you? Oh, I get the gag, right. The fashion store souperette. Yeah, yeah, definitely.

It was definitely a corner souperette. Yeah, definitely. Just a lot of Pringles, hence the $300. Pringles make you tingle or something. Once you pop, You can't stop And your gut Makes your butt Shut

Juicy It's getting weird Salty And Do you have a game Should we come up And invent a new game Quickly okay

Okay I'm gonna give you guys A product Ben can you get me And then we have to come up With a tagline for it Yeah Ben I wanna fight

Can you give me A five second timer please Oh yep Five seconds Yeah And we'll do one each I did And then we have to come up with a tagline for it? Yeah. Ben, I want a five-second timer, please. Oh, yep. Five seconds? Yeah. And we'll do one each? Oh, and we all give each other one? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I did study advertising at uni. Does it have to rhyme? No, it's up to you. If it does... It doesn't have to rhyme. But it probably should. What's Mentos? Oh, yeah, there it is.

Eat fresh. One aggressive E. No, yeah, there it is. Eat free. You're quite aggressive. No, that is Subway. Yeah, that'll work. Cool. Shotgun not going first. Okay, Anastasia can go first. Oh, wait.

Anastasia. Wait, wait, wait, one second. I've just screwed up Bruce's camera. Sorry. All right, we're good to go. Okay, so this is the inventor tagline game. You've got five seconds to make it work. Oh, yeah.

I'll come up with Anastasia's product. Anastasia, your product is Skechers Shape Up Shoes. Shape up your wardrobe. Oh! That was good! Damn.

Wait, can someone check and see if that's their actual tagline? I think it is! Is it? No, they've been cancelled, that product. Sketches. No, shape-ups. Can I also add something to it? Why? Because it was offensive.

No, because they didn't work. It was one of the first things Kim Kardashian got called out for for advertising a product that didn't work. Because they said, wear these shoes and you will get fit. That was a... Happens. No, it doesn't happen, actually. I'll go, I'll go. Who wants to do me? Oh me oh sorry you want to finish off your tagline no it doesn't matter

anymore sweet who's gonna do me um do what do you um it has to be a real product is that what you're saying yeah okay hold on oh no you can invent a product okay um but the product needs a name if you're going to invent it Okay, I've got a product for you My low Why go high when you can go low? My low Yeah Wow You invented the game and you've literally done the worst I've ever done Take the low road.

My low. I saw Clint's face absolutely go to a state of panic. I thought it was pretty good. I can't think of anything. I can't think of anything. And then he was like, I've got it. All right, you suck on this then. You do the product that Ben's about to come up with you.

Nah, I'm going to do it for you. I haven't got you. You know what? You know what? You're so smart. You think you're so smart? No, Nah, I'm going to do it for you. I haven't got you. You know what? You think, you know what? You're so smart. You think you're so smart? No, I know I'm going to be horrible. Vagisil.

If you don't like it sticky, then get Vagisil in your willy. Oh. Doesn't go in your, nah. Nah, I don't think so. Doesn't go in your willy. I panicked. You should have said mickey oh guys i was close yeah i've got something um no i want to say you know yesterday if you

tuned in yesterday we were talking about like weird connections in the universe and stuff do you know only yesterday do you know what my product was gonna be vagisil yes really and i was gonna give it to brie and i was gutted because he was like Oh I'm going to give you one And I was like No my Vagisil one's going to be unused Okay everybody think of a product for Ben But don't say it out loud And then Anastasia's going to say the product

And then we'll see if we were all thinking it No now you're jinxing it So I'm thinking of a product for Ben I got it You got it? Yeah No this is too much pressure I'm not going. So I'm thinking of a Ben. I got it. You got it? Yeah. Yeah. No, this is too much pressure.

I'm not going to get it right. Well, it doesn't matter if you get it right. That's not the point. Go back to the origin of the game. Give Ben a product. Now I'm getting too stressed about things on this room. I had a product in mind and then I read Clint's mind and I've changed mine. Yeah.

The words. You'll be freaked out. Ben's product is... SodaStream. SodaStream. Okay. So I'm doing the SodaStream now. I'm sorry.

I'm with you now. SodaStream. I don't have one. Pull your head in. Pull your head in, mate. Give him another five seconds. Pull your head in. We just totally embarrassed ourselves.

Bree said sticky up your willy. Okay. And then you're going to pussy out Sorry I don't say that word You're going to chicken out Give him another five chickens Change his product I've got the product

Beef jerky Beef jerky Meat that you deserve Beef jerky Very good You can do it All you needed was some negative reinforcement Meat that you deserve. Beef jerky. Very good. You can do it. Very good.

All you needed was some negative reinforcement from me. Sorry, because I thought you were all trying to get the same one. You're like, yeah, we got the same one. But then I was confused by you. That's fine. Yeah, we confused him. But that was very good. You came back very well. Okay, so now we need to find a winner.

So we had Vangisil. If you don't like it sticky, put it up your willy. We had Milo. Why take the high road when you can take the low road? That was terrible. Why go high when you can go low? That was it. Anastasia.

Shape up your wardrobe. Shape up your wardrobe. And Ben, the meat you deserve. I like the meat you deserve. Definitely, Ben. That was good. Yeah, Ben wins. Because it's implying that it's the best meat you can have shape ups is the second shape

up your wardrobe yeah who came third uh i think clint came third definitely bray thank you anastasia thank you ben thank you now we're in a deadlock it's a deadlock okay so i'll give you your product you give me mine oh okay um i give you a product and you both come up with one for that and then we can judge. No, one of us will have more time. True. Yeah, true. Okay, ready?

I've got your product. Here we go. A steam mop. Steaming mad at dirt. Steam mop. Did you give yourself a tick yeah nailed it

you can't give yourself a ding so what did you say steaming up steaming mad at dirt no isn't that already a tagline for fuck up Anastasia

fuck up Anastasia it's stolen it's stolen he's disqualified I win no you've got to come up with one nah because you might have stolen He's disqualified I win No you've got to Come up with one Nah because you

Might have stolen one too Yeah true I would have Got it away with that She doesn't even know What a rug doctor is You're the one Who tried to cancel me

For shape ups To be honest To be honest You shouldn't have Stolen it Because it was Pretty average Steaming mad at dirt

Yeah That's great That's good That's terrible That is actually Like a 15 year old Infomercial in New Zealand. Okay.

I should not talk ill of icons then. No, Brie is your name. Do you know, I've got to actually confess something just quickly. Yeah, Anastasia. In a meeting today, I referred to Anastasia as Ellie. Did you hear about this? Yeah, I did. And then I got told it was a joke.

And then I was like relieved. No, it was an accident. When was it? Today in that meeting. Who told you? Who's the narc? Yeah, who's the narc? Ellie told me.

She heard it through the fifth universe. Bree's product is? Oh, I was waiting for a drum roll. Bree's product is I was waiting for a drum roll Bree's product is what's the name for them I'll say it and if you don't know what it is I'll cancel it okay

okay Gwyneth Paltrow sells them jade eggs if you want it tighter Gwyneth Paltrow sells them. Jade eggs. If you want it tighter, then shove an egg up your cooter. Well, I don't know. Who wins? I cheated.

She said cooter. Who's the winner, everybody? I think no one is the winner. No one is the winner. I quite enjoyed this is the winner no one is the winner I quite enjoyed this game though yeah it was good we haven't reached

the level where it's safe enough to play it live on air no it's very dangerous maybe sometime in the future I feel like I'm

especially a warning for this game I don't think I can play this game big old red flag big old red flag have a great night everybody

or day or whenever you listen to this. And shape up your life, everybody. The meat you deserve. Dolphin delicious. Dolphin jerky. Hey, Google, what's the time?

It's 3 p.m. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. G'day everybody, welcome to the show, it's Brie and Clint. You want the good news? Love some good news. It's Thursday. Oh yeah. Which means,

do you like Thursday? I feel like Thursday's a decent day. Thursday's a bit of a tease, you know. It is. Because it's not quite Friday, but you're like so close. Stop it, Thursday. Quite often I'll wake up on a Thursday and be like, oh, long week, must be Friday. And then I realise it's Thursday, so Thursday's quite often tinged with disappointment. But tell me what's good about Thursday. Thursday, you know that if you have a few drinks on a Thursday night, you won't really be judged. Oh, because the next day is Friday?

Exactly. I saw TVNZ Breakfast this morning. I think Matty McLean was very hungover from the America's Cup. I mean, he's a good friend of the show. He filled in for you last week. He did an amazing job. I saw that him and his partner got invited onto a boat. Yes, they were on a boat.

So as if he wasn't hungover. And he has to get up at 3.45 in the morning. I feel like if you have anything more than two drinks after lunchtime, you're going to be hungover. Can you imagine getting up at 3.45? Can you imagine the... You just don't go to bed. What I would worry about is how would John Campbell feel about it

when you show up to work and John Campbell looks you in the eye and says, are you hungover? Like maybe John would get it but then also I reckon John's partied in his day. He's got Big Dad vibes. He does have Big Daddy vibes. I mean Big Dad vibes. Too far. Today on the show we might give someone $50,000

with a ZDM secret sound plus the return of What's The Plot. We haven't played for a month while you've been away so today we'll play What's The Plot. We haven't played for a month while you've been away. So today we'll play What's the Plot for 50 KFC chicken dollars before 5 o'clock. Oh yeah, that's coming up. But first, let's give away 50 bucks with Tradie v. Lady. Yesterday it was a Lady vs. a Lady Tradie. That's right.

Could be the same today or not. It's up to you guys. Whoever can get through now on 0800DIALZM has a chance to play for that $50 cash and will play after 6.60 and fade away. Oh, full board. People are keen. Here we go. Come on, guys.

People want the money. Let's go. We'll play next. ZM. Bree and Clint. Time for a game of tradie versus lady. Bree and Clint. Time for a game of Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady.

All right. A bunch of questions. Who can get to three right first? They'll take home 50 bucks. Today, our lady is 35. She's from Hamilton, and she's a cake baker extraordinaire. Welcome to the show, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah.

Hi. Do you do a red velvet? I do. What's your carrot cake like? Moist and delicious. Oh, yes. That's how you want a carrot cake to be described. They're my two favourites.

Taking you on today is our tradie who's 43, and every part of his left leg has been broken. Call Blimey. Welcome to the show, Jackie. Hi, Jackie. Hello, Jackie. Hi there. Hi there.

What happened? You know, but I've done it just through rugby, normal. Oh, right. Multiple injuries. Yeah, multiple. So I've got one crooked side and one good side. You've broken your leg in rugby multiple times? So have you quit

playing? I have quit playing properly, but I try to play. I still try to play, but not very well. You think after the second broken leg you'd rethink your decision? Okay. Jackie, your buzzer is tradie. Sarah, your buzzer is lady.

First three points wins. Good luck, everybody. All right, here comes question number one. Megan from Fletchforn and Megan is currently on maternity leave after having her first baby. Did she have a boy or a girl? Tradie. Sarah?

A girl. No. No. She had a boy. And obviously we can't ask Jack because that's pretty obvious. Yeah, sorry. Can't give you... Sorry, Jack.

So no one gets the point there. No one gets that. Question number two. The government has announced that a travel bubble with Australia is likely to happen soon. We've heard that before. What is the capital city of Australia? Sydney. Sarah.

Sydney. Sorry, can you say that Australia? Ready. Sarah. Sydney. Sorry, can you say that again? Sydney? No. Jack, you want to stab at it? Canberra. Canberra, yeah.

It is Canberra. One to the trade. It should be Sydney. It should be Sydney, but no one really knows why it's Canberra. No one really knows where Canberra is. It's a long way away. Yeah, it's very cold. I've been there once or twice.

All right, one to the tradies. Question number three. It's reported Team New Zealand went through 147 bottles of champagne spraying each other after the win yesterday, and that doesn't even count the ones that they drunk. What country does champagne come from? Lady. Sarah.

Correct. One apiece. Question. Friends. Correct. One apiece. Question number four. The goat population in Wales has skyrocketed post-COVID because farmers were unable to access goat contraception during lockdown. What is a baby goat called? Jack. I'm going to give that to Jack.

A kid. It is a kid. Nice work. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number five. Israel Adesanya is in the news today after complaining about his MIQ conditions. What does the UFC stand for? Is it?

Oh, Jackie wants to go. Sorry, did you say UFC? UFC. United Ultimate Fighting Championship. He's done it, everybody. Well done. Nice work, Jack. One good league.

Jackie, congratulations. We've got $50 cash coming your way. Nice work, Jack. And even with a horrible phone line, he managed to come through with the win. Just scraped through. Yeah, that's uh 23 games ladies 17 games tradies we started talking about something the other day um pretty exciting for avatar the movie because it's overtaken avengers in game as the biggest uh money-making movie ever.

Yeah, and it came out in 2009. It was the highest-grossing movie of all time, and then Avengers beat it, and now because it's been re-released in China, they've gone back to number one. Genius move from them. And from that conversation, the topic of 3D televisions got brought up. Thank goodness we've moved on from 3D televisions.

No, I was never there. I was never on board with 3D televisions. I think it was one of the worst inventions of that time. I never owned one. Did you think about it? No, no, no. Did you ever walk into a store and go, whoa, that'd be cool to have one of those? And if you had the money at the time, do you think you would have bought it?

I didn't have the money at the time, so it wasn't even an idea that I bothered to entertain. But I will admit that I went into JB Hi-Fi and Noel Eamons and put on the glasses and stood there and watched the previews. And it was always Avatar. The movie they were showing you. That's because it's the only one. It's the only good one.

It's the only good one. And then Avatar makes you buy that TV. How many times can you watch Avatar? Because Charlie and the Chocolate Factory in 3D was not very good. Imagine watching As Good As It Gets on 3D. Like I'm fine with it being in 2D. The worst bit was movies that weren't even shot in 3D and then they put some terrible

filter over it to make you think that it was 3D. And this is the other issue with 3D. It only felt 3D. The movie only felt 3D for the first 5 minutes. That's it. And then it didn you think that it was 3D. And this is the other issue with 3D. It only felt 3D. The movie only felt 3D for the first five minutes. That's it. And then it didn't feel any different to a normal movie. The rest, I just got a headache. And to be honest, you know the thing that used to annoy me the most was,

remember that time where cinemas got on board the 3D thing and they'd have 3D session times? Yeah. And, God, if I turned up to a cinema and the only time I could go see the movie that I wanted to see was in 3D, I would boycott it. I'd be like, I'm not paying for this. And they charge you extra for 3D as well.

I don't even want it. I want 2D. I want 2D. And they're like, sorry, you have to go to the 3D experience. You get the amazing 3D experience. Back to 3D TVs. Producer Ben's found this amazing clip from when 3D TVs were really popping off. When, five years ago?

About 10 years ago. Is this 10 years ago? Is that how old we are? Avatar was 2009, and in 2010, we started getting 3D TVs in our homes. Have a listen to this. Are you ready to experience a new dimension in home entertainment? Not since the introduction of color has there been such a quantum leap in home entertainment, literally adding a whole new dimension of viewing experience.

Full HD 3D. Not since the invention of power. Come on. Have you used a 3D television? It's horrible. I hate the glasses. The worst ones are the ones you had to charge. We want to know this afternoon, and this

might be really hard to find anybody, but I think they must be out there because people hold onto their TVs for a long, long time. Is anyone listening still in possession of a 3D TV? And I'm even more interested, do you still use it? Like, do you

use or did you ever use the 3D capability? Like, imagine when people come over for movie night and they're like, here's your glasses, here's your glasses, here's your glasses. And they're like, what movie are we watching? And they're like, Avatar. It's the only one. Do you have a 3D TV?

And what 3D movies have you got as well? Yeah, how many? Yeah, maybe your parents have still got a 3D TV and when you go home for Christmas, they're like, everybody grab some glasses. We're in for an experience. Call us and tell us. Not sure we'll get anybody, but we'll see how we go.

You can text us on 9696 as well. What's radio? It must be 1D, right? We're going to broadcast in 3D technology. Bree and Clint. We're talking about 3D TVs. Brie and Clint. We're talking about 3D TVs. Why? No idea.

Because they are not relevant, nor have they ever been relevant. They tried to get you to get one for ages. I never fell for it. You know, I always thought 3D TVs and 3D movie technology, I was like, it's kind of cool. As soon as they can get rid of these glasses, as soon as I can watch a 3D movie without the glasses, then it'll work.

You're going to install stuff into your eyeball. No, I don't know. I was like, surely the glasses are a temporary thing and they'll be able to show us movies in 3Ds without the glasses eventually. I don't even want to watch a movie in 3D. If I want to have that experience of what you get watching a movie in 3D,

I'll go to the pub and have six beers. Like, honestly, I can't see anything. So who are the New Zealanders who still have 3D, I'll go to the pub and have six beers. Like, honestly, I can't see anything. So who are the New Zealanders who still have 3D TVs? Megan's called up. Hi, Megan. Hi, Megan. Hello. You get a 3D TV, do you?

Of course I do. Fancy, Megan. Tell us about the features of it. Oh, well, I mean, first of all, it's got, you know, that 3D feature. Yeah. And I tell you, it's just like the movie. It's got a 55-inch screen, so, you know. So do you...

No, it's not me. Be honest with us. No, it's not. Do you use it? Do you use the 3D... Absolutely not. No, okay. No, no.

I think I've used it about four times. The only movie you have is Avatar, and it probably came free with the TV. Yeah, it may have. Megan, I love you. That's so good. She's honest. An honest 3D TV review from Megan. Let's go to Jared. Hi, Jared. Hi, Jared. Hi. Big 3D TV man.

My parents have. Yeah. And what size are we talking, Jared? And how good's the experience? What, 65 inch and when I watched it's the experience? What, 65 inch and when I watched it, the experience was good. I've got like five

3D movies that they watch on it. One of them being Avatar. Yes! Of course they've got Avatar. The only good one. How many members of your immediate family are there, Jared? Your parents and you and? What, there's seven of us all up.

And how many pairs of glasses do your parents have for the 3D TV? Five. Lisa's caught up. Hi, Lisa. Hi, Lisa. How you going? Big fan of the 3D TVs? Yeah, that's the end.

I've owned it 10 years and we're yet to watch a full movie the 3D TVs? There, yeah, that's the end. I've owned it 10 years, and we're yet to watch a full movie in 3D. Do you put it on, Lisa, and you're like, well, this isn't as good as the normal one. This isn't as good as 2D. No, well, the kids get it out. They have great intentions to watch the whole movie, and then they just get sick of it after about two minutes in, and game over.

Yeah, because it gets your headache. Do you own a copy of Avatar? No, I must have got ripped off. Wow. I didn't get a copy of Avatar.

Well, Lisa, I'm telling you, once you buy Avatar 3D, it'll change your world. That's when the TV comes into its own, yeah. Yeah, it really does. If it's not Avatar,

what's the 3D movie you've got? Oh, no, it's meant to play all the movies in 3D and it's got Blu-ray, whatever the heck that means. It's meant to upscale non-3D movies into 3D. Yeah, yeah.

That can't be good, Lisa. Let's be real. That's not a good time. Finally, Ezra has called up. Hi, Ezra. Hi, Ezra. Hey, how you going? Good.

You packing a 3D TV? I do have the Flash S, 55-inch 3D TV. Oh, Ezra, fancy. Ezra, you sound like a man who's actually pro 3D TVs. Is that true? Yeah, I thought it was a great idea when it was about the same price as the other ones. I thought, this will be awesome.

It gives me more features. Yeah, but like Brie was saying, I didn't realise you needed the glasses. Ezra, does anyone ever come over to your house and you tell them about your 3D TV and they're super impressed? Well, we don't talk about it. We don't talk about it because I don't have the glasses. So you're hidden shy.

I have the TV, but no 3D glasses. Yeah, right. I just thought it would work, so I did try the kids. Wait, wait, wait. Have you got the TV but not the glasses? That's correct. The TV doesn't come with the glasses, so you have to buy the glasses separately.

That's a good point. But I didn't know that when I bought the TV. I think the glasses used to be like $100 a pair. Yeah, right. I think they were like $130, $140 a pair. It's just like, no, it's not going to happen. No, money well spent. Avatar 2 comes out in 2022, and Ezra, everyone,

you'll be laughing out the other side of your face. You're set, man. All you've got to do is invest about $700 and enough glasses for the whole family, and boom, cinematic experience. But with what trick? Oh, that $2,000 is definitely worth it, man. Bree and Clint. Eve.

From iHeartRadio. This is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, rumours have been swirling for a few weeks now, and especially after people were saying she wore a wig to the Grammys underneath a hat. Has a big famous singer dyed their hair? They certainly have.

This is fabulous. Billie Eilish, she has very their hair. They certainly have. This is fabulous. Billie Eilish, who has very iconic hair. She usually has light green roots and black ends. She has, for a while now, had platinum blonde fabulous hair. When she went to the

Grammys, she hid the blonde underneath a wig that was made to look like her original iconic hair with the green roots and the black. So I think it's great. She looks hot. Go to her Instagram and check out Billie Eilish's new hair. She looks really good. I love the new look.

It suits her. Yeah, it does suit her. She looks really different. Now, while we're covering the big topics like celebrities changing their hairstyle, do we believe that this Billie Eilish hairstyle change is as dramatic and important a pop culture moment as when Justin Bieber got rid of the bowl cut.

Is it that big a deal? I think it's nearly. Oh, it's close. It's up there. It's up there, right? This is the thing. This was her thing. This is how you recognised her instantly,

you know, on the red carpet or in photos. So now that it's gone, I don't know, she could probably enjoy going down to the shops and things like that. She's that it's gone, I don't know, she could probably enjoy, like, going down to the shops and things like that. She's got anonymity for a little while, doesn't she?

Yeah. Does anyone else think she's, like, throwing off some Goldie Hawn slash... She's throwing off some Gaga vibes to me. Yeah. Definite Gaga vibe. Oh, yeah, Gaga for sure. I'm going to say it's not as big as the Bieber one.

I think it's great it's not as big as the Bieber one because so many people had the Bieber haircut, whereas not as many people had the green and black hair. True. Some, but not as many. I have seen some. Do we know why she, like, headed under a week? Probably for the big reveal.

For after the Grammys? Is that why you reckon? Yeah. Everyone loves a dramatic reveal. I think that it's a bit like RuPaul's Drag Race, isn't it? Like, the week comes off at the end. So here's the thing. I think that, like, maybe like, it's a bit RuPaul's Drag Race, isn't it? Like, the last week comes off at the end. So here's the thing. I think that, like, maybe it wasn't in very good, isn't that my theory?

It might not have been in very good condition. So to go from black to platinum. Oh, it takes time. Yeah. I reckon it would have been grizzled. I've done, I've actually done it before. Of course, of course you have. My hair was breaking off in the wind.

That's why we keep you around because you've got all the answers to the big questions. And that is the most in-depth hair news you're going to get on the radio this afternoon. Thanks to Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent live out of Los Angeles. Thanks to Liquid Self Service Laundromats. You can check out their website for a location near you.

Bree and Clint. You and your wife, Lucy, have another baby due very soon Any day Well you said that you thought it was going to be born last night I said that You had a strong gut feeling about it I said that on the podcast

In a safe space okay You know as well as anybody that the podcast And the radio are different I get them mixed up I couldn't remember at this point That was said in a safe space That it was on the podcast but here we are Well. I get them mixed up. I couldn't remember at this point. That was set in a safe space. That it was on the podcast but here we are. Well maybe I picked yesterday

in the ZM office baby sweepstakes. Okay. Clint goes. And then I was willing it to come. Clint goes, how cool would it be if my second baby

came on the day that we won the American and St. Patrick's Day. And St. Patrick's Day. I took Lucy home a really hot curry. I was like, did everything you could. Do you want to jump on this mini tramp for a bit?

Come on. It's fun. No, still no babies. So we're still waiting. We're waiting. But I thought this would be of interest to you because there's a trend happening in 2021 for baby names. Right. What people are calling their babies.

And it's not just a certain name here, a certain name there. It's a theme. Right. What people are calling their babies. And it's not just a certain name here, a certain name there. It's a theme. Right. We haven't locked in a name for either gender. This could help. So this could help. This could help. So apparently in 2021,

new parents are choosing calendar names for their babies. Yeah. So let's just do some of the facts. You know, we've got apparently Mandy Moore. You remember her? Yeah, I'm missing you like candy. Yeah. Yeah, she named her baby, I'm just trying to find,

she named her baby August. That makes sense. That's Vaughan's daughter's name. Which is quite cute. I like the name August. Love the name August. I think very cute. But I can't have it because it's Vaughan's. Yeah, well, true.

You can't have August. But, you know, plenty of other months. Yeah. What about September? Oh, wait me out when September ends. No, thank you. What about June? Hey, June.

That's hey, Jude. I know, but it's close to hey, Jude. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. What about January? What has January, June or August got to do with the baby, though? The baby's due in March.

There it is. March. March. What about March? Yeah, I'll put it on the maybe pile. I've actually written down a few more options. Sure. Because, you know, there's all the classic ones like Rupert Grint of Harry Potter.

They named their daughter Wednesday. That's a pretty standard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A few people naming their babies Sunday. Yeah. You know, that's pretty standard. I could call it Hump Day. Hump Day or Fri-Yay.

Yeah, Fri-Yay. Fri-Yay is quite cute. TGIF. What about if you like lengthen it though? So you give it an actual date and time. So say your baby's born on March 27th. You call it March 27th. 2021.

Man, these are great ideas. Thank you. So you know summer. Are you still going? Summer, autumn's pretty common. Honestly, I'm just humouring you at this stage. But have you ever heard a baby called Spring? It's not Spring. Brie and Clint.

ZM's $50,000 secret sound. It's got to go. Surely it's got to go. Soundkeeper Owls, I've been doing a bit more investigating into that clue that you released yesterday, the jackpot clue. Because we just, Brie,

you and I just described it as a rainbow with a pot of gold at the end of it on St. Patrick's Day. Yes. I've looked closer and there's stuff in the pot of gold. What is it? So there's a diamond ring. Okay.

There's a hole punch. Classic. There's a camera. Cool. And there's a champagne bottle. Now, champagne bottles have been a winning guess before. Wait, are they all previous secret sounds?

Um, the champagne bottle was. The whole punch was. No, it is. Oh, because Ross gave it away. And what else is in there? A camera? Is a camera flash been a secret sound? It was. It was the Polaroid.

Yeah, but it wasn't a Polaroid. That was a phone cover. Oh, yeah, you got a point. Look, I can't say anything, but I appreciate the in-depth research. Yeah, I don't know why we discuss these things with you. You give us nothing. Well, I can't.

I'm going to study how to read minds. Okay. And then we'll really be on. Hold on, wait, let me see what you're thinking. Oh, that's a bit inappropriate. Ellie's here for 50 grand. Hi, Ellie.

Hi. Get emotional with us. Tell us why you need $50,000. You know, tug on Sunky Bell's heartstrings. Oh, don't do this. Well, my partner and I are trying really hard to buy us this house. Oh, man, 50 grand would get you so far towards your deposit. Yeah, it would.

Yeah. Okay, well, hey, I'd love to give you the money if you guess the right sound. Ellie, what is it? What's your guess? I think it's a ball being hit with a bat. A ball being hit with a bat? Okay, can we hear it again, Clint?

Sure. Ball being hit by a bat. Part one. Part two. Oh, yeah. It could be, like, one of those plastic kind of bat and balls. Talk us through the logic, Ellie. Why is it a ball being hit by a bat?

There was a few references to what were the colours blue and red, and that's a baseball team in America. A model of Leo when'm not on the video. When you're on Disney Star, it was on that TV show about the basketball player who was changed to baseball. Basketball. Basketball.

Yeah. I love that movie. Okay. There's a bit of logic in there and also a little bit of a stab in the dark, maybe. Let's see if it's worth 50 grand good luck for the wedding as well don't put pressure on her

jeez stop being like her parents at Christmas time surely a wedding after the house for the house $50,000 go far wouldn't it give it to her For the house. $50,000. That would go far, wouldn't it? Okay.

Give it to her. Sweating. Give it to her. Sweating, that's a good sign. It's just because I'm hot, though, because that's not the secret. Sorry, Ellie. I'm lucky, Ellie. We're on the way. You do get $100, though.

That could go to the house. That's a plus. Put that in KiwiSaver. By the end of the year, it's going to be worth like $101. Yeah. Every cent counts, right? Every cent counts. Okay, another guest at 5 o'clock this afternoon.

Thanks to Star. That's Secret Sound this year. Streaming now on Disney+, with hundreds more TV series and movies. You can find out more at DisneyPlus.com You know how that I know that I don't have much going on in my life at the moment? Why? I'm on the Vegemite website looking at what

clothing options they've got. There's a really cool corduroy hat on here. Prey just goes to me before, did you know that they make gluten-free Vegemites? Like it's breaking news? Yeah, well, I didn't know. Did you? Why would I need to know that?

I don't know. Maybe you might have a gluten-free friend come over. But they probably make gluten-free everything these days. Yeah, well, you've got a point. There's a bucket hat on here too. Anyway, are you getting yourself a gluten-free Vegemite bucket hat? Yes. Because that would be unique.

I'm very keen. It's corduroy too. Anyway, this is not sponsored. I wanted to talk to you about one of my friends told me the most interesting story about the first time he told his current wife that he loved her. Right. So this is obviously before they were married. Don't use the term current wife that he loved her. Right. So this is obviously before they were married. Don't use the term current wife, by the way,

because it suggests that there's going to be a future wife. It's like, because people do that. People say, oh, my current partner. And I'm like, don't say that. No, I'm meaning it from that he was only dating her at the time, but is it currently? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I know what you're saying,

but it's not so much directed at you, directed at everybody. The current bit,'s currently... Yeah, yeah. I know what you're saying, but not so much directed at you, directed at everybody. The current bit, not necessarily. Okay, cool. His first wife, he said... His for now wife. His for now wife. No, he... Because I said to him, I was like, when did you first

tell your wife that you loved her? And he goes, oh, that's not a good story. And I was like, what do you mean? It should be like, you know, a really nice moment, really memorable. her. And he goes, oh, that's not a good story. And I was like, what do you mean? It should be like, you know, a really nice moment, really memorable. And he goes, oh, it was memorable. And I was like, why? So he proceeded to tell me this story about how he thought he had cancer. Oh, okay.

Of the behind. Downstairs? Oh, the behind. All right, yeah. You can say it. Yeah, the. Colon cancer. Oh, okay. Of the behind. Downstairs? Oh, the behind. Alright, yeah. Yeah, the... You can say it. Yeah, the... Colon cancer. Yes. Right, okay. Anyway, so he thought he had that and... Cancer of the behind. Well... It's okay. You can use the term. Okay. I was

thinking of a different word. Anyway, he thought he had something really wrong with him because he went on to Google because he had this certain issue. Google is the fastest way to diagnose yourself with cancer. Yeah, literally. Everything, it'll just tell you that you've got cancer. Anyway, so he went into a real panic because he had this certain problem

and he's Googled it, kind of was like, you know, you've got, you know. Butthole cancer. Butthole cancer. Anyway, so he's called his girlfriend And he got real emotional He's like He didn't really tell her What was going on

But he's like I didn't want to tell you I'm about to go see the doctor But I love you That was the first time First time he ever told What did he think Was going to happen

Did he think that he was going to die At the doctor's Yes But regardless of whether He has cancer or not You don't die the minute You find out that you've got cancer. Well, I think he was just very emotional and he had to get out this emotion.

Anyway, he went to the doctor. The doctor had a look and turns out he had hemorrhoids. But he ended up, it gave him the push he needed. Did he ring and take it back? He's like, hey, look, we all said some things before that we didn't mean. We were emotional. Yeah, we were emotional. Some of us thought we had cancer.

But you know what? I feel like it is a nice thing. Did she say it back? She did. Oh, she did. And I think it's a nice moment because he was obviously you know, that's the one thing he wanted to do because he thought he was like going to die. It's like a plane's going down. Yeah.

But not the most romantic. But yeah, right. The fairy tale is you tell your partner you love them when you're not in a state of duress. True. Very true. Doesn't mean it's not true. You're like, babe, I've just committed a crime. They're about to lock me up forever. Before I go, I need to tell you something. Do you want to get married?

They take some calls. It's awkward. This afternoon about awkward first time I love you's. Yeah. Because it's an emotionally charged time, much like proposals and things like that. Sometimes it doesn't come out how you want them to. It never does, really. So do you have an awkward, a regretful, a bad?

Regretful? Yeah, the way you said it, you might be regretful, a bad? Regretful? Yeah, the way you said it, you might be regretful about it. Did you use the wrong name? Yeah, 0800DIALZM. Awkward first I love yous. And it could have been you doing it or having it done to you. Bree and Clint. One of my mates told me the first time he told his wife that he loved her

was when he thought he had bum cancer. And he called her up. He was emotional. He was panicking. And he said, I love you. Went into the doctor. Turns out it was hemorrhoids. Yeah.

Yeah, overreacted. But, I mean. But any time you're faced with your own mortality, I think you see things very clearly. I think so. And I think you speak the truth. Yeah, you speak the truth and you realise what's important to you. And it's kind of romantic that to him,

what was important was telling his partner. Oh, stop. This could be the next notebook. That he loved her. Yeah, well, apart from the hemorrhoids. But let's go to Olivia. Hi, Olivia. Hi.

You have an awkward first I love you. Yes, so it's with my now husband, but we've gone on a few dates, early, early days. One of our earlier indoor gardening times. I could sense it was coming. I said, don't do it. He said it, and then it was silent.

I was like, oh, that's nice. Thank you. No! So you clearly weren't ready, but he was. No, I was ready. It just kind of threw me, so I texted him two days later. You made him wait two days. Good, Olivia. Yeah.

Good, made him wait a little bit. Treat him mean, keep him keen. And are you still together now? Yeah, we're married. Oh, cute. You said it was during an indoor gardening session. Do you think that at that moment he really loved you or he was caught up in the hype?

I don't want to think about it. I was going to say, don't say that. She didn't say it back. She didn't say it back. She was clearly thinking more clearly than him. What if he was like, oh, my God, this is so much fun. This is the most fun I've ever had. I think I love you.

This is the best six minutes ever. Six minutes? Yeah, I don't know. I haven't thought too much about it. No, don't. Don't. Don't think about it, Olivia. It was a stupid thing for me to No, don't. Don't. Don't think about it, Olivia. It was a stupid thing for me to say.

Don't think about it. Don't think about it. So there you go. All right, let's go to Say. Hi, Say. Hello. You have an awkward first time. I love you.

Yeah, we were on like a tourist jet boat and things. And there was like loads of people on the boat and we were zooming along in our bathing suits and stuff. And then my partner just said it completely out of the blue. And I just didn't know what to do. So I just ignored it and looked ahead. And what? I just looked ahead.

I just turned away from him. Sorry, I'm distracted. I'm about to tell her I love her because of her accent. You're overwhelmed. I'm distracted. I'm about to tell her I love her because of her accent. You're overwhelmed. I'm overwhelmed. Bree and I went on a jet boat at the beginning of this year in Queenstown. Was it the end of last year? End of last year.

We told each other we loved each other. That was more out of fear for our life. Yeah, true. We're like, if anything happens, I love you. I love you so much. I love you. I need to read out this one text because it's amazing. Someone said, a guy I was seeing casually whispered,

I love you, after two weeks when he thought I was sleeping. I continued to pretend to be asleep. It was so awkward. We've been together nine years later and he flat out denies that it happened like that. I like that he's trying to sneak it in. Finally, Sam, what was your awkward I love you story? I told my girlfriend I loved her when I was asleep

and I woke up to an I love you too. And I was like, um, cool. I had no recollection at all of it happening. Wait, so you're saying that your girlfriend said you slept talk and told her that you loved her? Yep, I told her I loved her while I was asleep. Don't remember it. And I woke up to an I love you too.

Yeah, but did you actually say it, Sam? At that point, did you love her? Well, I don't know. Oh! Are you still with her? Yeah, yeah. We're three years now! Are you still with it? Yeah, yeah. We're three years now.

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Bree and Clint. Hey, it's the return of What's The Plot? Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really, but picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do. Brie and Clint's What's the Plot? Our epic movie guessing game,

Brie's secret power versus your movie knowledge. Last year we got to $1,000 of prizes. What a moment for me that was. It goes up incrementally, $50 each week. So you can imagine how many wins that was in a row. 20. Today we start at the beginning with James. Hi, James.

G'day, James. Hey, how's it going? Good, thank you. The prize is KFC chicken dollars, and you're playing for 50 of them. Are you the movie buff to take Bree down? Yeah, I think I am. I've got a pretty good movie knowledge. Good stuff.

All right, we'll see, James. We'll see. Every week, there's a theme. This week, because of the America's Cup sailing, the theme is movies about boats. Makes sense. Makes sense. There's a loud boat horn.

James is ready. Bree's ready. Movies about boats. Your buzzers are your names. I can only think of like one. Don't wait for me to finish the movie plot before you buzz in. Good luck.

Movie number one. In May 1940, Germany invaded France. Brie. Brie. It's got Harry Styles in it. Dunkirk. Dunkirk.

Yeah, fair enough, fair enough. That's correct. Yes! Don't give it to her, James, until you hear the ding, okay? You never know which way the pendulum is going to swing Movie number two I'll remind you, James, you need this one to stay in the game Okay

Bree, you can win the game here Okay A captain arrives at Port Royal Bree, Pirates of the Caribbean Pirates of the Caribbean Come on! A captain arrives at Port Royal Pirates of the Caribbean Pirates of the Caribbean Come on There's quite a lot of movies about boats arriving at ports

Yeah but it was about a captain Yeah every boat's got a captain That's true Even the Titanic had a captain And at some point it was in port. However, the movie I was referencing was Pirates of the Caribbean. She's back, baby! And relaxed about it as ever.

Sorry, James, not your week to take down Bree. That's a good. Sorry, James. Bree, very quick. Thank you, James. I'd appreciate it if you call back and we have a rematch sometime later in the year. I like James' confidence,

but it wasn't enough to get him across the line. So next week we will play for $100 of KFC chicken dollars in What's the Plot? Well done. How far can we take this thing this year? Bree and Clint. Secret sounds on the way, by the way, 50 grand, which if you won, you could quit your job.

You could take the rest of the year off and just live off the winnings, couldn't you? You could, and yeah, just get the interest from the winnings. I just thought that was the right thing to say. You wouldn't get enough interest off 50 grand to live off. How much would you get? At the moment, almost nothing.

Would you get nothing? Not much. Interest rates are at historic lows. I mean, I know that. I'm an adult. But if you can't quit your job and you want a pay rise, do you know the most this is what I've learnt from TikTok. The most effective way to get a pay rise

Pass for one? No, quit your job. No, they don't give them out. The way to get a pay rise is to apply for another job. Smart. That's how you're going to get paid more. So what I've got here. Do you have an announcement to make, Nick? Yeah, right.

No, what I've got for you are some interview techniques. It's been published by a recruiter, so anyone who's looking to change jobs. These are the seven most tricky interview questions that you'll get asked and the correct way to answer them. You're like, I'm not the right person to ask because I've not interviewed in a long time. Not since this job, right? No. So in this role play, I'll be the interviewer.

Okay. And you'll be applying for a job with me. Okay, right. What's our company? We tin sardines. We're the world's leading tin sardines company. I am a big fan of sardines. First question, first tricky question that people get asked in job interviews.

So I'll ask you it, you answer it, and I'll tell you if that's the best practice answer. Okay, got it. First question, why are you looking to leave your current job at ZM? Look, you know, there was an issue with the bathroom. I may have broke something in the bathroom. Look, it's all honesty. I don't know what happened in there, but they weren't happy. Cost the company a lot of money.

No, that's not the industry best practice answer. Don't incriminate yourself as a bathroom vandal. You should say, I want to explore new opportunities that I believe your company has for me. Yes, I want to explore your bathrooms. Question number two, tricky interview questions that you will get asked in a job interview. Why should I hire you, Brie?

Well, you know, I bring a real good energy and vibe mainly to Friday drinks. That's where I really shine. Other than that, I don't have any skills. No, that's exactly the opposite of what you should say. No one's looking for a vibe check in an interview. You should give three clear skills that you possess that you say that employer needs.

So maybe for a tin salmon factory, you could have said, I'm good with fish. Maybe? Just an idea? No? I love fish. Question number three in our interview. How would your friends describe you?

I think my friends would describe me as unorganised, chaotic and sarcastic. Again, not traits we're looking for here at the world's leading salmon tinning factory. Hey, maybe sometimes you need a bit of, you know, messing up in your life. The advice in this one's interesting. It says you should actually ask your friends for the advice and then cherry pick the best of it. Because you need an external source. You should actually go to your friends and don't take the bad stuff, only take

the good stuff. Okay, let's race through these. The seven questions you're going to get asked in an interview. Bree, why do you want this job? I don't really. I just need to pay my rent. No. You should show an interest in the company, an interest in the role, and say how you will use the opportunity to move forward professionally. But sometimes you've got to be straight up.

I mean, who wants to work with fish at a tinning company? No one. Question number five. Can you tell me about a time that you failed? You know, just look back on most of my life. That's a really good example. You should spin this into a positive and talk about how you learned from a failure and what you did to fix it.

Flip it back on them, okay? That one's a trick question. Gotcha, gotcha. Two more questions in this interview. You're doing so well so far. I think I am, yeah. Question number six. Are you interviewing with any other companies?

Might be seeing a few other people. That's actually a good answer. Is it? And that's about as honest as you should be. Don't be like, yes, I am. I'm interviewing at Sea Lord. Because they might ring Sea Lord. He might have a mate who works here and go, are you interviewing Bree?

And they go, no. And they go, well, Bree's a liar. Yeah. Right. Final question. and this comes at the end of the interview. I've got one out of seven. Let's see if I can get one more. What are your salary expectations? Salary expectations... Look, more than I'm on now. Yeah.

And that's not much. You're right. The correct answer is research it, find out what the job generally pays other people, and then add like 15K. We're getting close. We're getting close, aren't we, Soundkeeper Owls? I can tell we're getting close. I mean, hopefully.

I just moved the whole desk, sorry. Because you're nervous. Yes, actually. Soundkeeper Owls put on deodorant before she came in for Secret Sound because she's nervous. We're so close to nailing this that she's physically sweating. Do you feel like it's coming to an end? Yeah, I feel like it.

You feel tense. Online, everyone's talking. There's a lot of chatter. You see a lot of, yep. A lot of people working together. See, that's what happens when you do Secret Sound. People start to get in packs. And I've quite enjoyed this role.

I'd love to give the money away, but I don't want to. Yeah, it does need to come to an end eventually, but I understand where you're at. Yeah, you can't just keep it forever. Can we still hang out? Fiona has called up. Hi, Fiona. Hi, Fee. Oh, my God. where you're at. Yeah, you can't just keep it forever. Can we still hang out? Fiona has called up. Hi, Fiona. Hi, Fee. Oh, hi guys. You're on air.

You got on air. Well done. Okay, now are you working as a solo operator or are you part of a syndicate? An army. I am solo. I mean, I've been discussing it with friends and family. We've all got our own little theories, but I'm sticking with my gut. I'm sticking with what I feel it is.

So the $50,000 would be exclusively yours? No, I would still share it with my friends and family because I know they'd want some. Well, that's nice of you, Fee. I feel like you've got the right attitude, the right vibe, but do you have the right guess? When you're ready, give it to Soundkeeper Els.

All right. I'm thinking, is it like coins jingling in your hand? Oh. This reminds me of the tuck shop in Intermediate. Yeah, who's got coins? That sit in line. Okay, so Secret Sound Part 1 sounds like... Secret Sound Part 2 sounds like...

I've got coins. Well, you've got coins. I think so. Who has coins these days? Who has coins? I've got some coins in here. Nice. Bree has an enormous wallet, actually.

It's a travel wallet that I use as a normal wallet. It's a passport holder. Okay, you ready? Okay, then let's hang on. Part one, part two, and Bree. Hey, don't get disheartened, Fiona, because we know from experience that the secret sound is an ultra, like, compressed snippet of a bigger sound.

Exactly. It always is. Not edited, but heightened. It definitely still could be it. And the clue yesterday was a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. So are we in this? Let's find out. Well, I love the energy.

Fiona. Yeah. She's ready. $50,000. It's not yours because that's not the secret sound. Sorry, Fiona. She took us right to the edge, Fi. Sorry.

I was ready. Good news is we've got $100 in gold coins for you. Yeah, email. Would you rather $101 coins or $250 coins? $101, please. We'll ship that out to you ASAP. The shipping will be $100 in itself. Well done.

Another guest tomorrow at 7am with Fletch, Vaughan and Megan. Thanks to Disney Star. Star, streaming on Disney Plus, rather. There are more originals up there, just like Love Victor. You can find out more info at DisneyPlus.com. Thanks Sel, you survived another day. Back to the

drawing board, New Zealand. Good luck, everyone. Next on the show, we want to talk about the hobbies that your partner has that you just can't stand. It's time to come clean, okay? Does your partner have a drift car? Be anonymous. Is your partner into

World of Warcraft? You leave World of Warcraft? Or golf? You leave World of Warcraft alone. Is your partner on Fortnite 24-7? Oh, yeah, that wouldn't be great. Get off that. We'll team together, find the most hated hobbies. Bree and Clint. Now, what's your partner's hobby that you hate?

Michelle Obama has come out and said that even the world's most loved president, Barack Obama, is not perfect and he has a hobby that she hates. They seem like such a perfect couple, eh? They seem like they're right on each other's level. They're both incredibly intelligent, successful and they complement each other quite well,

right? They do. Not when it comes to hobbies. The former First Lady of the United States has confessed that the one thing she would get rid of, if she could chuck it out of Barack's would be? Politics. No, it's

golf clubs. She hates She hates golf. She hates that he plays golf. She said golf is annoying. that he plays golf. She said, golf is annoying. It takes too long. Why is there a sport where there are 18 holes? They just made that up. That's somebody trying to avoid their wife.

That is a very good point she's got, and it does. It takes so long. I know producer Ben loves golf. I don't know how that sits in his relationship, but he gifted me a set of golf clubs one time. Oh, see, now he's trying to bring you into this. Yeah, and I can honestly say that I have never had a chance to use those golf clubs because my wife's got ahead of it.

She's gone, why are you going to get into golf? You've got a kid. You've got another kid on the way. What part of you thinks that you've got time to play golf? Getting into a sport that doesn't take as long. Yeah. Like croquet. Yeah, or how long does croquet take?

Oh, yeah, it probably takes too long as well when you've got two kids. Yeah, or mini golf. So we want to ask you this afternoon, what is, like golf, maybe it's golf, what's the hobby that your partner has that you just can't stand? What's it for you? Do you have one? Oh, no. You don't have one?

No. What are Lucy's hobbies? Don't put me on the spot like this. Does she knit? No. Does Lucy knit? No. I feel like she sews.

I feel like she's that talented. Oh, she talked about getting into knitting for a while. Talked about it? Hasn't eventuated. But no, I don't think knitting is a hobby you can hate. She loves to cock. Oh, who doesn't like that hobby? Like I'm going to step on that hobby.

Absolutely not. What's your partner's hobby that you hate? Probably cleaning. You hate that she's a cleaner? Yeah, I just seem to get involved in the hobby, like involved into it. That's a great hobby. And I'm always like, this is a single sport.

This is a single person sport. This is a solo sport. Now, like we said before, is your partner constantly in the garage working on a drift car? Is your partner a competitive crossfitter? Maybe they're an amateur darts player. Maybe

they have got heavily into cooking meats on those smoking barbecues and you're a vegetarian. Maybe they're just turned 50 and they're getting back into cricket. Oh, 800 dials in him. What is your partner's hobby that you hate? We'd love to hear from you this afternoon.

You can also text us on 9696. Bree and Clint. Michelle Obama has gone on Ellen and talked about Barack. I love it when she talks about Barack. So cute. They're like my favourite sitcom, but they're real. I love it when she talks about Barack. So cute. They're like my favourite sitcom, but they're real. I know.

The Obamas. That'd make such a great reality TV show. It would. She said some stuff on Ellen. The president is turning 60 this year. How's he doing with that? He's doing okay. Yeah, he looks good.

Puts on his little golf outfits and we're like, ooh, he looks so cute. Because we're trying to encourage him to do more than wear black and grey and tan. So whenever he's got a coloured shirt on, we're like, ooh, you look so good. And he's sort of like, yeah. She has admitted, though, if she could throw out one of his items, it would be his golf clubs because she hates that he plays golf.

And I think she's touched on a very real nerve for a lot of partners around the country. It's such a long sport. It's such a long sport. And yes, good that you're doing something for yourself. But I think, where do you think the angst comes from? Because you can't make any plans, right? You can't make any plans.

I know if you've got kids, it becomes a real issue because they're like, oh, I've got to go play my golf, babe. Well, do you? Because that's going to take a long time. We want to know this afternoon, might be golf, might be something else. What's your partner's hobby that you hate? Kimberley's called up.

Hi, Kimberley. Hi, Kim. Hello. What is it, Kim? Tell us. Vent to us. My partner spends thousands of dollars on magic cards. Wait.

Magic cards. Yeah, magic cards? Yeah, like Magic the Gathering. It's like a card game. Oh, I haven't even heard of it. I've heard of it. I've heard of it. It's like, it's kind of like... Yu-Gi-Oh!

Yeah, or Dungeons and Dragons kind of thing, eh? Yeah. And you're not into the card game, Kimberly? No, because he leaves them around all the house, and I've literally thrown out so many of them. Oh, he would hate that. Have you gone as far as an ultimatum? Have you said it's magic or me?

No. You wouldn't go that far? No. No. She just continues to throw them out. Yeah, the passive-aggressive route. I like it. Thanks, Kimberly.

There's so many people texting through on this. Someone said, my partner hates that I do boxing. Says it takes up too much time. Someone else said, I race long distance triathlons on and off for 10 years. My hubby hated it. He became what they call an Ironman widow. Yeah. Yeah.

Because they take up so much time. Yeah, because you're either training or competing. And then they want you to take their food needs into requirement. Oh, so it seeps into every part of your life. Then they want you at the finish line cheering for them as well. Yeah. Yeah, I can get that one. Kim's here.

Hi, Kim. Hi. What's your partner's hobby that you hate? I'd have to say he goes fly fishing, and he'll plan several days of being out on the water fly fishing. And it just takes so long. It's literally sun up till sundown the whole day. And it takes so much preparation.

So many resources. He makes the flies himself. So that leaves huge mess around the house. He can't take the kids. Yeah. Now, Kim, fly fishing. Was it hard to find a 75-year-old boyfriend in the first place? Ironically, he is only 33.

33 and fly fishing. And he's fly fishing now. What's he going to do when he retires? That's what I said. That's what I said. He's going to play that really big giant chess. That's what they do. They go to the park.

Someone else takes through on this and they said, my partner hates my hobby of collecting indoor plants. Over 500 plants inside and still counting. 500? I think your partner might have a point. Someone said, there's so many good ones on this. Someone said, brewing and distilling takes forever and stinks. Don't mind the products sometimes, though.

Where's the drift car one? Oh, yeah. Someone else said, I hate how much my boyfriend's always tinkering on his drift car, but in fairness, he hates that I breed fancy rabbits. That is an interesting couple right there. Finally, Ashley, your partner's got a hobby. You hate it.

What is it? Yeah, my partner can reach tropical fish. Interesting. They're expensive, eh? They are. They are. They are very expensive. Ashley, how much has he or she spent on one fish?

He's got one there. It will be worth about $300. Wow. And how many fish tanks have you got in the house? We've only got one at the moment and it's a hobby that's only just started so I'm very nervous for how many we will have. You need to nip it in the bud early. You need to go and get a cat, okay?

Savage! Strike while the iron is hot, Ashley, you know? Get right to it. Either that or a fishing rod. Or a piranha. Put some... Bree and Clint. Hey.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, bit of Birthday Banger for you Thursday. Let's kick it off with Andrew. Kia ora, Andrew. Hi, Andrew. How's it going, guys?

Good, mate. How are you? Yeah, not too bad. Just finished work for the day, so on my way home. What do you do? I'm a graphic designer. Oh, I love people who are graphic designers. So creative.

Yeah, love it. Be all your friends. Ask them to do their wedding invites. Yeah, and you love being asked to do things for free. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, great, Tom.

Can you Photoshop this for me, Andrew? Okay, anyway, let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 23rd of January, 1997. All right, you were 16 in 2013 on the 23rd of January. And, Andrew, here's your birthday banger. No, that's not it. This is it.

Here it is. We say it now. We are, we are, we are. Oh, now, now, rockin' wet. Well, I am in. Britney, bitch. Banger. Love it. That is a banger, Andy.

Cool, you're right in the lead with that one. Yep. Because you're first as well. We haven't had a second one yet. I'm guessing we go to Aaron next. Hi, Aaron. G'day, Az. How you going?

Good, mate. How are you? Yeah, not too bad. This might be a bit anti-climatic, Andrew, but what's your birthday? I have a feeling I know what yours is going to be, but tell us your birthday anyway. 5th of March, 1992,

and I reckon I'm in with the running. All right. You were 16 in 2008 on the 5th of March, and here is your birthday banger. What are the chances? God, that was an iconic song of the 2000s. Slow Rider, Low. Do you like it, Aaron?

Love it. Yeah, it's good. Absolute tune, mate. It's a banger. Dance floor fella. Let's go to Daniel finally, it's good. Absolute tune, mate. It's a banger. Dance floor fella. Let's go to Daniel finally. Hi, Daniel. G'day, Dan.

Hey, how's it going? Good, mate. How are you? Brilliant. Let's see if you can top it off. What's your birthday? Let's hope so. What's your birthday, Dan?

29th of the 8th. All right. You were 16 in 2011 on the 29th of August. And in 2011, this had a number one hit. Banger! Nah. Nah, this song sucks. Nah, this song's been played too many times.

It's like a set of tyres that have been driven around on too much There's no good bits left What do you think, Dan? I like it Oh, it's a banger Yeah It's a banger I mean, for you, I'm not jealous Okay, what would I be jealous of?

Daniel, for you, I'll give it a chance But it's not my vote for birthday banger. Did you hear him? Clint, you're jealous. Well, why would I be jealous? Sounds like you're jealous to me. I vote for scream and shout, Will.i.am and Britney Spears. Don't do it. Don't do it.

No, I'm tossing up between low, Flo Rida and scream and shout. Right. And moves like Jason. This is such an in joke,-Ga. I'm just kidding. This is such an in-joke, by the way. I can't stand moves like J-Ga. It is a very in-joke.

If that's not evident yet. Oh, I'm leaning towards moves. Just pick one. Just pick one. Scream and shout. Yes. Great song. Andrew, you've done it.

You won birthday banger. Well, I am pretty happy with it. Andrew, you've done it. You won birthday bagger. Well, I am pretty happy with it. Oh, Andy. Nice work, Andy. That was expert level dad joke. Bring the action. You're gonna check 10-10 up When we up in the club All eyes on us All eyes on us All eyes on us See the boys in the club

They watching us They watching us They watching us Everybody in the club All eyes on us All eyes on us All eyes on us I wanna scream and shout

And let it all out And scream and shout And let it all out And scream and shout And let it out We saying oh we oh we oh we oh We saying oh we oh we oh we oh I wanna scream and shout And let it all out And scream and shout

And let it out We saying oh we oh we oh we oh Let it all out and scream and shout and let it out. We say, you know, we are, we are, we are. You are now, now rocking with Will.I.Am and Britney, bitch. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Bring the action action Rock and roll Everybody let's move control

All upon them we let it go Going fast we ain't going slow No, no, ayo Hear the beat now let's hit the floor Drink it up and then drink some more Light it up and let's let it blow, blow, blow Ayo Rock it out, rockin' out

If you know what we talkin' bout Burn it up and burn down the house, house, house Ayo Bring the action. They up. Outro Music And scream and shout and let it out. We saying oh yeah, yeah, yeah. You are now, now rocking with Will.I.Am and Britney, bitch. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. It goes on and on and on and on. When me and you party together.

I wish this night would last forever. Cause I was feeling down, now I'm feeling better. And maybe it goes on and on and on and on. When me and you party together, I wish this night would last forever, ever, ever, ever, ever. I want to scream and shout and let it all out and scream and shout and let it out. We say no, we are, we are, we are. We say no, we are, we are, we are. We'll be right back. She's my girl, girl, I can win Will.i.am and Britney Spears Zeddy and Brian claim that as the winner of Birthday Banger from Will.i.am and Britney Spears. It's called Scream and Shout.

Have you seen the meme going around saying that Oprah's next interview needs to be with Britney Spears? I'm Britney, bitch. It would actually be so interesting. Did Harry and Meghan get Britney on? Yeah. Imagine the soundtrack. It'd be epic. Epic.

We need it. We want it. Give it to us, Oprah. Yeah. I think Oprah's keen. Yeah, she'd be keen. Yeah. Britney's probably keen too. Wouldn't it be good if you just saw Oprah, her Instagram account, just comment on one of Britney's videos? It's time. Yeah.

Come on the show. Come for an interview. And that's how it was organised. Okay, it's time for us to conduct a high level Bree and Clint investigation. I feel like we always get to the bottom of these. You're an expert in this topic, so that's why you've been

brought on to the investigation team. And I'm here because, well, why am I here, actually? I kind of hate this stuff. But anyway, here we are. There is a broadcaster in the United States by the name of Wendy Williams. It's been around for a long time. Hosts a talk show called The Wendy Williams Show. And it is alleged that yesterday on The Wendy Williams Show,

host Wendy Williams burped and farted at the same time live on TV. Do we have any audio evidence? Yes, I present to members of the jewellery exhibit A, Wendy Williams allegedly burping and farting at the same time live on TV. Now listen carefully. It's just a matter of time. She's not lonely. I apologise.

I apologise. Now I hear you. I hear you. The results are inconclusive. I mean, do we need to slow it down? Could have been a microphone issue. It could have been. Could have been anything.

I mean. I think the first step is to isolate it. To what? Isolate it. Isolate it. Yeah, we do need to. Normally you should never isolate it. But in this case.

She should isolate. We're going to. So let's take out the conjecture. Okay. Let's take out the, because I think she's talking about Kim and Kanye. And I mean that topic stinks anyway. So take that out of it.

And here we're just going to zero in on the alleged offence. I wouldn't say zero in. The burp fart. Here we go. Listen carefully, everybody. I mean, there is two very different sounds, isn't there? Is there? Do we think it was a roll-on effect?

Did one cause the other one? The jury is still out. Yeah. What we can do here is just to get a conclusive result, we can slow it down. Slow it down, yeah. Okay. So again, once again, Wendy Williams,

did she burp, fart at the same time? Is she the first human on record to do a burp and fart at the same time? We need slow motion. Here it is, everybody. Members of the jury, how do you find the defendant? Yep, no. Guilty, I think. Absolutely guilty.

I think she should win an Emmy for that. Has it ever been done on TV before? Poor woman. Poor woman? It could have been worse. It could have been a shot. Brian Clint. The champ, the UFC icon that is Israel

Adesanya. Presenting Israel the last style bender Adesanya! He's currently in MIQ. He's in quarantine in Christchurch, I believe. He's come back from that latest fight that he did where he tried

to get a double title. And him and his crew are in a hotel room together. They're in there together? Yeah, because they're training. So they've pushed all the beds to one side. Oh, of course, yep. And so they continue to train, which I thought was very clever.

It'd be so hard to train in a hotel room. Totally, but they're making it work. The people I feel sorry for are the neighbours because all you can hear is doof, doof, doof, doof, doof, doof, you can hear is the sound of hitting the pads constantly. Yeah. It would drive you insane. It would be very annoying. Two weeks.

Anyway, Israel has taken to social media to complain about a certain element of quarantine. Oh, it's something he doesn't like. Yeah, and I think he's got a point. He has said that he would like a microwave to heat up some food in there. Is there no microwave? And he has been,

not only is there no microwave, he's not allowed a microwave. He said, look, I get it. There's no microwave in the room. I'll buy one. I'll buy one. Because you can order stuff when you're in there

and you can get it shipped to you. You can get Uber Eats. You could go onto the Kmart website and get yourself a microwave. But they've said, no, you can't have a microwave because it's a fire hazard. Now, in the room, he's noted that there's a toaster. Okay, fire hazard.

There's a jug. Fire hazard. There's an iron. Fire hazard. But he's not allowed a microwave. That doesn't make sense then. I don't get it. I don't get it either. But I

think he's got such support that there's going to become a nationwide campaign to get Israel Adesanya microwave into MIQ. He put up a picture going, oh well I can't heat up my food in a microwave because it's a fire hazard. Guess I'll have to just keep doing what I've been doing. And it shows him heating up like a

samosa using the iron. Oh my god. And he's ironing on top of a paper bag to heat up his samosa using the iron. Oh, my God. And he's ironing on top of a paper bag to heat up his samosa. Oh, that's not healthy. That's not ideal. The champ needs to eat, you know, and if he wants to eat shitty microwave food, he should be able to. Yeah, that's interesting to me.

Yeah. Because, I mean, he can always cook that samosa in the toaster, you know. But we're doing that stuff. Yeah. At the same time, the guy is worth, I think, like $3 million. Wouldn't you just get Uber Eats? You could get it every day. Yeah, you could get it every day.

Yeah, you could. Anyway, who are we to judge? He's in there. That's what they're doing. Presenting Israel, the last style bender! And I wouldn't want to be the guy to tell them no either to be honest. Absolutely not. Brian Clint. Right, this is

for anyone who's always dreamt of owning their own Ferrari. But let's be real. Most of the time, out of everyone's price range. Like, you can't afford a Ferrari unless, you know, you're earning millions. And owning the Ferrari is only part of it. You've got to pay to, like, service it.

You know, my uncle, he has quite a few Ferraris. He told me one time that one of his newer Ferraris, he went and had it serviced. Yeah. You know how much the service cost? How much? $10,000. Far out. Yeah, but they much did the service cost? How much? $10,000. Far out. Yeah, but they have to take the whole engine out.

They take the whole engine out of the car, service the engine, and then put the engine back in. Yeah, right. But, hey, you know, let's just forget about that. Plus the other expenses. You've got to get the matching Ferrari loafers. You've got to get a very white pair of pants. And you've got to get the most. You need to get the Ferrari sunglasses.

Yeah, I was going to say, you've got to get the most wankerish looking sunglasses you can find. Yeah. Otherwise people won't think it's your Ferrari. Exactly. But, you know, this could be an opportunity for a lot of us. Right. So there is a Ferrari that's currently in New Zealand.

It got bought over here in 2005, imported from America. It's got 52,000 Ks on the clock. Not bad. And for the big Ferrari fans, it is the Mondial 3-litre V8, which gets around 160 kilowatts. It's a blue Ferrari Mondial. It looks cool. Yeah.

It's retro. It's like a Magnum PI era. It's a hot looking Ferrari. I'm just going to give a disclaimer. Can I give one important fact? Yes. It's not red. And it's very controversial to buy a Ferrari that's not red.

This is like metallic blue. But biggers can't be choosers. No. But I feel like if you already have a red Ferrari, then you could have a blue Ferrari. Right. You know? Yeah, this can be your weekend car. Yeah, exactly.

So, if you are interested in this Ferrari, then it'll cost you a low, low price of $64,995. I mean, look, it's cheap for a Ferrari. It's still a lot of money to spend on a car. I mean, cheaper than your Audi. No. No. True. No.

It was about the same. The Audi's way newer, okay? Yeah, the Audi is newer. Way newer. But is it a Ferrari? But the Audi can get a babysitter in, okay? It's a practical car. I bought a family car.