ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 18th March 2024

Episode Date: March 18, 2024

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The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Bree and Clint. Cheers to KFC. Hot and crispy boneless. Available now. ZM's Bree and Clint. Kia ora everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint show on a Monday. Where Bree's not here. She's away for a bit. We're hoping to have her on the show with us tomorrow, but she's not on board today. The big news about today is that we're playing for $43,000 cash at 4 o'clock. And that's not like your share of $43,000.

That's the amount of money that will be given away to somebody if they can stop our timer. Bang on five seconds. I have friends who have been sending me screenshots of their phones where they've been doing it themselves into their stopwatch, and you can use a stopwatch. There's no rule against you having a stopwatch in front of you. You can have a friend, you can have a spotter,

you can do whatever you want. You just have to yell time, and our timer here in the studio has to read 5.00 at the moment that that time goes into our system. So if you want to do that, you can do it at four o'clock today. There's going to be an activated play at five minutes to four, and you can have today's shot at five on time for $43,000 cash, which is a pretty good hourly rate for five seconds worth of work. First up, though, we're going to play Tradie vs Lady, where you have to do more work for less money. You've got to get three

questions correct and if you do you'll get $50 cash thanks to KFC If that sounds like a bit of you, the scores for the year are 22 to the tradies 18 to the ladies. Pick your team. Call us up now on 0800 dials at M and we'll play Tradie vs Lady Time for Tradie vs Lady

It's Tradie vs Lady. Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie vs Lady. It's Tradie vs Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Let's rip into a brand new week of Tradie vs Lady where currently our scores are 22 wins to the Tradies and 18 wins to the Ladies. The gap is widening day by day at the moment. So let's go live to our Lady first. She's all the way down the bottom in Invercargill.

She is 18 years old and she's a road worker. Welcome to the show, Brooke. Hi. Hi. What's it like working on the roads in Invercargill in the middle of winter? Oh, it's great fun. Yeah. Always raining.

Always raining. Always raining. Okay. You're taking on our tradie today. He's calling from Hawke's Bay. He is 38 and he's going to the Formula One in Melbourne this weekend. Welcome to the show, Anthony. G'day.

Thanks for having me. Who's your team, Anthony? Who are you supporting at the F1? I'll support McLaren. McLaren. Daniel Ricciardo's old team? Old team, yeah. He's now racing for another team, but yep.

They dropped him, eh? Yeah, that's the one. I know that because I watched Drive to Survive. Your buzzer is tradie and, Brooke, your buzzer is lady. The first one of you two to give me three correct answers is going home with 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck. First question.

Who did the Warriors lose to over the weekend? Tradie. Yes, Anthony? Melbourne Storm. Melbourne Storm. Melbourne Storm. Correct. One point to the Tradies. Question number two. Kim Kardashian is copping some criticism at the moment

for posting on her Instagram story that she's going to look for Kate. Who is the Kate that Kim Kardashian is referring to? Lady. Lady. Kate Middleton. Kate Middleton. Kate Middleton.

Princess Kate, yeah. Which nobody, still nobody has been able to locate her. So if Kim Kardashian wants to join the search, I feel like that's fair enough. One apiece. Question number three. According to a waitress on TikTok, the star of Peaky Blinders and Oppenheimer is in Auckland currently.

His name is Killian Watt. He was Tommy Shelby in Peaky Blinders and he was Dr. Oppenheimer in Oppenheimer. Murphy is what we were looking for. No points there. Question number four. He's Irish and speaking of Irish people, what was special about yesterday? No points there. Question number four. He's Irish, and speaking of Irish people, what was special about yesterday?

Trudy. Lady. Anthony. St. Patrick's Day. St. Paddy's Day. That's two points to the Trudys, one point to the ladies. Anthony, you could win it here.

Who can tell me who sings this song? Anthony. Dua Lipa. It's Dua Lipa, and that's the tradie victory. Unlike your favourite McLaren team, you were too fast, Anthony, and you're the victor this afternoon. We've got $50 cash coming your way. That should buy you one Heineken at the Grand Prix this weekend.

I'm sure it'll be delicious. It will be. Go for the silver. Bree and Clint. Bree's off today, and I was messaging with the team this morning, and Claudia said, hey, can we have a conversation about the weird, niche little corner of TikTok that you're on?

Because we've all realised that everybody's TikTok is different. We will have conversations quite regularly, and someone will say, what do you mean you haven't heard about the mana wave? Yes, stop you. How come you... Mana wave is a good example. But my TikTok feed is full of people

just doing the mana wave. I haven't seen it even one time. Yeah, see? Whereas I thought everybody knew what it was. And then you videoed us. Put it on the internet. Put it on the internet and we were very wrong. Thanks. But can you mana wave now? Yeah, what's up? Should you mana wave now?

No, not sure. Don't do the what's up bit. Okay, that's her street smarts coming out. Sorry guys. So anyway, let's talk about it because like we said, your TikTok, you might not realise this, but your TikTok looks different to the person next to you's TikTok, to your friend's TikTok. We all have little bits. It's like that Venn diagram

thing where there's little overlapping circles. I feel like the bit of our circles that overlap at the moment is just the videos of where is Kate Middleton? Yeah, it's called Kategate. Kategate. Kate Talk. Yeah. That's the bit in the middle of it. But outside of that, what

is everybody else's on? I asked my wife, Lucy, this morning. I said, oh, we're going to talk about this. What are you, what's yours? And she goes, oh my God, I love my TikTok so much. I said, what is it? What are the things that are on yours? She said she's on Giants Talk, which is about the existence of giants

and that they are, this is what hers is telling her. And this is where it gets dangerous. Her TikTok is telling her that giants are real and there's like kind of like bigfoot footage i guess and that some people have footage and that the cia is trying to shut those people down the cia and then these ancient buildings with these huge stone carved entranceways into the side of caves and she's like those were for giants oh my gosh okay you're not on giant talk you're on conspiracy talk yeah that's conspiracy you're on conspiracy for me mine's real weird mine is i just keep getting well a lot of kate middleton a lot of where is kate middleton

but i keep getting that song by joe that end of beginning song i love that song i keep getting just montages of derrick Rose playing for the Chicago Bulls back when he was awesome. What? And then, like, it switches to him playing for, I think, the New York Knicks or something wherever he went. And it's that bit where it goes, You take the man out of the city, not the city of the man.

Over and over and over and over. So that's mine. Did they miss him? Claudia, what TikTok are you on? Mine has just changed. It's just gone off Shrek Rave, which I miss Shrek Rave. Can you explain?

Can you explain Shrek Rave? There's a DJ, I can't remember his name, but he's known for the graphics that he puts on screen. Yeah. Which is like, it was the most horrific stuff

if you're like in a bad place and you see it. But there's Shrek and he's dancing around and then the beat drops and he has fire coming out of his little ear things and he's biting at you and it looks 3D and it's all timed with the music. Is that TikTok content that you enjoy? First time I watched it, I was quite frightened.

But then every time after that, I was like, oh, actually, this is fun. Okay. I'd love to know if anyone else is on Shrek Rave Talk. I love Shrek Rave but that's just changed over and now I'm on dog shows. When they're running through the little tunnels and the seesaws. My wife sends me, like you do, she sends me

the TikToks she really enjoys. That's the other one she's on. She's on Cat Talk. And it's like best in show cats where it's cats who are like... Do they like stretch them out? Prancing and they stretch them out and they look at their little teethies and things like that. Cute. Ella, what TikTok are you on? Okay, I don't know why I don't get this, but I'm on Jojo Siwa TikTok.

Tattooed. Tattooed. Modern Jojo Siwa or vintage Jojo Siwa. Modern, where people stitch her videos and talking about her tattoos and her songs that aren't going to be kid-friendly and Jojo Siwa wanting kids and she's got sperm donors lined up. What? I know too much. You're deep down the Jojo Siwa rabbit hole.

It's fascinating, I'll give you that. But I don't know why or how this came up. TikTok's incredible. You just would have liked one slightly left of centre Jojo Siwa video once and then it's like, feed her. Feed her more. Tell her that Jojo Siwa is going to fight the war in Ukraine. Find the content.

Because you just need more and more. It's like an addiction. You need more and more and more. I don't. I'm sick of Jojo Siwa now. Stop liking everything. Yeah, how do you get off the TikTok that you're on? That's a good question.

You just have to click the not interested button and hope that actually does anything. Let's get everybody's little niche corner of TikTok that they're on. What is it for you? And you thought that everybody was watching this. You thought that that's what was on everybody's For You page, but it's not. It turns out it's just you.

0800 dial ZM or text us on 9696. Tell us about the weird little niche corner of TikTok that you occupy. We're talking about the niche little corner of TikTok that you occupy. Like the spot where you just keep getting fed different things about this one topic and you go further and further and further down the TikTok wormhole.

We found out that Claudia, what was yours, Claudia? What TikTok? You're on shrek raves and dog shows ella's on jojo siwa yeah i hate it tick tock what the heck give me up it i'm on um derrick rose man out of the city not the city out of man and kate middleton tick tock and my wife is on giants tick tock someone texted and they said help, I've been on every single one of those TikToks. I don't know how to stop it. They've been through all

of those things. So with the knowledge that everybody has a different experience, a different type of content being fed to them by this genius and yet evil algorithm, we want to know what's your niche corner? Kath has called up. Hi Kath. Hi.

What is it for you? What does your TikTok feed look like? They're called Omega and it's got the Roblox face on it. It could be any object like cheese, milk, whatever. And they sing to Cotton

My Joe, but the thing is that the music, the actual audio, it could be like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle theme song, but the lyrics are Cotton Eye Joe. And it's just weird. There's like so many variations of it. And are you enjoying, that's never come up on my feed, but now that you've said it and my phone is listening,

it probably will. Are you enjoying this part of TikTok that you're on? Half and half. I think to myself, what am I watching? What are you watching? Yeah, just a dancing glass of milk with

1.2 million views. Yeah. That is bizarre. Okay, Kath, we appreciate it. Someone texted and they said, the side of TikTok that I've been on for a while is the Northern Sea TikTok. Yo-ho. And it's just like waves crashing up

on those big oil rig platform thingies. That one is terrifying. Lucy's called up. Hi, Lucy. Hey, guys. What's the weird TikTok corner that you live in? What do you get fed content of? I keep getting, I'm on like Pookie TikTok.

Pookie TikTok? Yeah, it's this like couple and they do little outfit checks and the guy is always like, Pookie is looking absolutely fire today. And then there's just lots of people because his accent is so strange and it's always like kind of rich aunt and cool uncle vibes but then everyone else recreating the same videos as well yeah right does that speak to you like has it has it has tiktok understood you do you like

like couple outfit checks or is it just pretty random? I don't know. To be honest, it's like in another life I would love to be her, you know, like travelling the world and her rich with her little Kelly Birkin bags.

Yeah, right. You also texted us and said that you're on nursery nurse TikTok. If you know, you know. Oh, nursery nurse. She's such a, she's so funny.

Like, it's just scenarios of people texting, texting what happens at preschool and those kind of things, and she shares them. But then she plays like 20 different characters. Yeah, right, okay. And they're all in bags and makeup. And it's such a deep dive that they've all got relationships, and there's relationships within the nursery.

Oh, my God. I'm so deep into it now. And yet I never seen this i've never seen it isn't that weird that it's always on your page and i've never seen either of those two things on my page get it now yeah okay um thanks someone texted and said i'm on book talk and hot men jumping rope tiktok which my wife said book Tock is really good she said that it's a good way of finding out new books

it's a good one to be down and I guess Hot Men Jumping Rope would be a good one to be on too Taylor's here on 0800 Dials at M Hi Taylor

Hi how's it going? Yeah we're good what's your weird corner of Tick Tock what's the algorithm serving you? Hobby horsing and I love it

When you say hobby horsing do you love it. When you say hobby horsing, do you mean miniature horses or do you mean those broomstick horses? The broomstick ones and they take it so seriously. So what do they do? Are they doing like show jumping on their broomstick horse? Yeah, they do like

competitions and do like dressage and show jumping or there's just like training videos or they go into like the forest and do photo shoots oh my god and it's like a real competition where it's like scored and you can win a hobby horse jumping competition yeah okay and is this is this what you're into are you a hobby horse enthusiast well i've just seen kmart sells them for 20 bucks isn't it weird isn't it weird that you get shown enough of the thing and all of a sudden you go, maybe I do want this.

Maybe this is the thing that I need. Definitely. I love it. I think that's why they had to take smoking off TV because people just saw

people smoking and you're like, actually, maybe I want to smoke. Maybe I do want to be a smoker. You know, you just see it enough

and you think that's the thing you want. All right, enjoy your $20 Kmart hobby horse, Taylor. We appreciate it. Someone said,

I'm on anxiety TikTok, where they're trying to tell me all these ways to get rid of your anxiety, but all these anxiety TikToks that tell me that I need to be out running to cure my anxiety are just making me more anxious for the fact that I don't run. And someone else said, I'm in my mid-30s, and mine is just exercises to fix my knees.

I've had that one too. I've had that one too. I've had that one too. How to fix your knees and how to fix your lower back. And it's like a ginger guy with a Scottish accent and he keeps telling you what direction to twist your body in. Yeah, I know we're all on different TikToks, but I am on that one as well. Brian Clint.

50 KFC chicken doll is up for grabs this afternoon. If you're keen to play, guess the noise. And without my trusty co-host, I'll be playing against producer Ella. Hi, Ella. Hey. Hey. Hello. We'll get some team members.

Chelsea, you're going to play on my team. Hello. Hello. And Ruby, you're going to join Ella's team. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.

Okay, first team to get three correct answers right. Claude? Correct. I'm a little bit worried about you guys because Clint and Ella, you guys are so competitive against each other. No. What are you talking about? I don't care if Clint wins at all. Well, this is going to be fun. Yeah, exactly

right. First team to three points is going to take home the win. The game is called Guess the Noise. Pretty self-explanatory. I'll play a noise and you guess what it is. The theme for today, these are all the start-up sounds from gaming consoles. Okay. Not my

strong suit. Oh, really? No. It might trigger something in you. You may recognise the sound, but just think of different consoles and you can throw some out. We'll see how we go. Can I ask? If it's like Xbox, will you accept Xbox or do you need Xbox 360? Nah, I just want the

umbrella term. I want the most basic version. So you don't need like PS1. And then you have to tell me what colour it is. Well, you know what I mean. They're quite different. No, I just want the generic name for it. So Clint and Ella, you guys are going first. Buzz in with your name if you can think you can tell me what console it is.

Here is your first one. Clint. Clint. Xbox. Incorrect. Oh. Ella, do you want to guess? PlayStation.

It's PlayStation. PlayStation 2. Wow, okay. That sounded like a start-up of Apple. Apple's old 2. Wow, okay. That sounded like a start-up of Apple. Apple's old computers. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I don't know.

Damn, those are the two consoles that I knew. Oh, no, there's one more. Chelsea and Ruby, before you guys get your one, are either of you two gamers? No. No. Don't worry, neither are we. Simi.

Simi. Oh, okay. Which one said Simi? Who said they're a Simi gamer? Chelsea. Simi. Simi. Oh, okay. Which one said Simi? Who said they're a Simi gamer? Chelsea said Simi. Chelsea is a Simi gamer. That's good for Clint. Chelsea's on my team.

Okay, no worries. Okay, we have one point for Team Ella. So Chelsea and Ruby, this one is for you guys. Here is your gaming console startup sound. Chelsea. Chelsea. Sega. Oh, good guess.

No, it's not Sega. Do you want to have a guess, Ruby? I have no idea. Just chuck one out. Just say something you can game on. Xbox? Not an Xbox. I can give you a clue.

It's more of a recent console and it is portable. Can I guess? Nintendo. Chelsea. Nintendo 3DS? No. Good one, though. Chelsea. Nintendo 3DS? No. Good one, though. Ruby?

I have no idea. Clint? Nintendo Switch? Yeah. Oh, Clint. Oh. Yeah. Because then I heard that little snap.

I was like, oh, that must be a Switch. Yeah. It's fun. It's peppy. I like it. Okay. Okay, one point per team. So Clint and Ella, back It's fun. It's peppy. I like it. Okay. Okay, one point per team. So Clint and Ella,

back to you guys. Here's another one. Oh, what's that off? That is so familiar. Ella? Throw a guess out. Wee?

Yeah. Is it? It's a wee. Is it? Yeah. Is that the wee? Yeah. Did you have no clue?

No. I've never heard you so quiet. You didn't grow up with Wii Tennis or Wii Bowling? Honestly, I am not a gamer. I'm not a gamer. What? Okay, two points to Team Ella and... One for Team Clip.

...Ruby and one to us, Chelsea. Chelsea, you are keeping us alive in this game, okay? Yeah. Chelsea and Ruby, this is for you guys. Ooh. Chelsea. Chelsea. Atari? Yeah. Chelsea and Ruby, this is for you guys. Ooh. Chelsea. Chelsea. Atari?

No. Ooh, you've got a good one. Ruby, do you want to throw a guess out? I've got no idea. This is another portable one,

but it's a bit older. Clint. Oh, Ella! Clint. Hardly give them a second. Chelsea, Ruby, any ideas? No. No. Okay, Ruby, any ideas? No.

Okay, Clint. Is it a Game Boy? It's a Game Boy. We're still in it. We're still in it, Chelsea. We're still in it, Clint. Thank you. Oh, that was my guess.

Okay, the gaming console edition of Guess the Noise. Everybody is in on this last one. All right. Okay, Ruby and Chelsea, you guys can buzz in as well. Okay. Okay, this one is for the win. Ruby, you still with us? Yes.

Come on, Ruby. You're still in the game, okay? This is for the win. Okay, good luck, everyone. For the win, here is your last one. Ruby, did I hear a Ruby? Is it Xbox? It's an Xbox.

Yeah! Well done. Good job, Ruby. Well done, Ruby. What was that? Can you play it Xbox? It's an Xbox. Yeah! That's the only one we haven't seen. Well done. Good job, Ruby. Well done, Ruby. What was that? Can you play it again? It was Xbox and it sounded like this. Don't do it.

Oh, it's bad. Yeah. Oh, I love it! Yeah! Ah! That was fun. Hey, well done, Rubes. No knowledge of gaming consoles and yet you've taken out the gaming console version of Giz That Noise.

We've got 50 KFC chicken dollars for you. Thank you. That was fun. Welcome to Birthday Banger, where we find out what the number one song was the day that you turned 16. Usually Bree would be here to do the math but she's away today so I'm a one man band.

So bear with me as I fumble my way through this. Tracey's here. Happy Monday Trace. Hello, how's it going? Good, how was your weekend? Yeah it was great thanks. Yeah, you doing anything special? No, just chilled out. Chilled out. A couple of birthday parties to go to.

Oh, nice. Yeah. Not fun birthdays, kid birthdays. No, no, just kids ones. Okay, let's do your birthday banger. Let's focus on you. What's your date of birth? 14th of May, 1984.

Okay, Trace, that means that you were 16 in the year 2000. You're a Y2K 16-year-old. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Let me see that thong. Baby. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's good. Cisco and the thong song.

Baby, make it what it goes. Yep. It's such a good song. It is, it is. Good, you like it. That's good. Wait there, we'll do one for Georgia. Hi, Georgia.

Hey, Clint. How are you going? Good. How was your weekend? Oh, no complaints, but it wasn't long enough. No, never is. Never is at all. Give us your date of birth, Georgia.

I'm going to tell you the number one song when you turned 16. I mean, so it's 9th of August, 1998. Okay. You were 16 in 2014. And on the 9th of August in 2014, this was the number one song. Paloma Faith. And

Only Love Can Hurt Like This. What do you reckon? Paloma Faith. And only love can hurt like this. What do you reckon? I'm going to be honest, Clint. I'm kind of vibing Tracy's birthday banger more. You like the thong song more than Paloma Faith. I'm a thong song gal, it turns out. Well, it's good to be able to admit it.

Wait there. Wait there. We're going to do one more birthday banger for Kate. It's all girls today. G'day, Kate. Hey, how's it going? Good. How was your weekend, Kate?

What did you get up to? Not too bad, thanks. Went to the court theatre and watched a show. That was pretty good. Oh, delightful. How very cultured of you. Okay, give us your date of birth. I'll tell you what your birthday banger is.

27th July, 1985. Okay, Kate. You were 16 on the 27th of July, 2001. And on that day, this was the number one song. What took you so long? What took you all night? What took you forever to see? I'm back. An underrated Spice Girls solo song from Emma Bunton, Baby Spice.

You get what took you so long. What do you think? Pretty good. It's pretty hard to top the song song, though, isn't it? That's what I keep coming back to, too. Like, I haven't thought about your song in a long, long time, and I think it's good when I hear it. But is it better than Sisqo's thong song?

A little questionable. Okay, this is the tough decision that I have to make. Before we went on air with this, both Claudia and Ella came through to me and they said, make the right decision, Clint. Do the right thing. Do the right thing. But you didn't tell me what the right decision was.

Well, give us the vote and we'll make it for you. No, this is what I'm going to do. I'm going to... Can we have a vote each? I'm going to pick the winner. And you guys can tell me is what I'm going to do. I'm going to... Can we have a vote each? I'm going to pick the winner and you guys can tell me whether you approve or not. Okay.

The winner of Birthday Bagger today Come on! Do the right thing! is the Thong Song. Yeah! Oh, what? Where is it? I'll sing it. Give me that song song. So, Ella, you thought the song song was the right decision?

Yeah, absolutely. And I'm going to guess Claudia wanted Emma Bunton. Of course. Ah, well. Trace, you just won birthday banger. Congratulations. Yay, that's awesome. Nice.

Brie and Clint, Zedim. You know I never couldn't handle it. Brie and Clint. The winner of Birthday Banger today is Cisco's Thong Song. From the year 2000 for Tracy. No regrets, slow tune. Claudia, did it win you over when you heard it? That was the right decision.

That was the right decision. That was the right decision. Begrudgingly, yeah. Would you like some thong song facts? Oh, yes, please. Okay, I bet you never knew these two things about the thong song.

That song samples the Beatles' Eleanor Rigby in it. Does it? Yeah. And once you know that and when you hear it, you'll never not hear it

in there and you'll go... Is it the music? Yeah. Oh. What else Is it the music? Yeah. Oh. What else would it be sampling? The vocals? Oh, sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't know. The other fun fact about the thong song is when they made that beat, they made it for Michael Jackson. Really? Yeah. Not the lyrics. Cisco came up with the lyrics and the idea for the song,

but the beat to the thong song was meant to be a Michael Jackson song. Fuzzy. And then Sisqo heard it first and he was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is good. What if I did a song about G-strings? And they're like, shit, you might have something there. And that's how history is made.

He's like, guys, I know you want to give this to the king of pop, but what if I said she had dumps like a truck, truck, truck, thighs like what, what, what, baby move your butt butt, butt I think I'll sing it again. It's genius. It's genius. He came and did Friday Jams a couple of years ago

and he has an enormous Cisco medallion that he wears on the front of his microphone. It's huge. And he is very short. Does he sing that one song and then leave the stage i think he did it twice brian clint uh we're back after this with information on what the safest kind of music to listen to is while driving if you care about that if you want to make sure you are the safest most fastidious the most careful driver on the road i can tell you exactly the

sort of music you should be listening to, and it's not boring classical music, okay? I'll give you the exact artist after this on ZM. Bree and Clint. No Bree today. She's off. Maybe she's with us tomorrow, I think, actually. This is a weird story from the auto trader in the UK.

First of all, weird that there's still an auto trader. But second of all, wait, do we have auto trader? Do we have auto trader? Do you still go on? I think we had at one point. I'll see if it still exists. It'll be second of all, wait, do we have auto trader? Do we have auto trader? I think we had at one point. I'll see if it still exists. It'll be a website now, right? I was thinking of the book where you look through the book to find out what cars you could buy.

Actually, no shade. If you're still around auto trader, you're doing a service. They have done some research into what the best kind of music is if you want to be a safe driver. Specifically, what kind of artists as well, what sort of music you should be listening to. What do you think, Ella, is the safest kind of music to be listening to?

Hands down, classical. Classical music? Yep. Really? It's calming. Or maybe too calming. What if that Flight of the Bumblebee song came on while you were driving

and it was like... Surely that would be a bit stress-inducing. Well, maybe you have to be careful about that. Claudia, what's the best kind of music for safety in the car? Country music. Oh! Keeps you on the straight and narrow. Yeah!

That stuff can get pretty exciting, though. True. It's neither. According to the auto trader in the UK, the most safest music to listen to is pop music. Oh, what? So you made the right radio station choice. Why?

You listening in the car. Safety first. They just did a test. They got a bunch of people to drive around like a course with a bunch of different hazards and they had to identify the hazards before they became a hazard and that sort of thing. And while they were doing it, they had different types of music playing in the car and

they found that pop music was the safest. Specifically music by Drake. No way. No way. Yeah. Drake had an average perception test score of 59 out of 75. I don't know what that means, but Drake came out on top.

Sounds pretty good. Right? Actually, I... Is it because all of Drake's music sounds exactly the same? And so you're just sort of, you're on one level the entire time that you're driving. You're a bit moody. You're a bit sad. It just is.

Yeah. I feel like I could focus to this. I'm not a very good driver. But if I'm on the motorway heading to Green Lane. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Screw it. 21.

I could be safe. Yeah. Second, you'd like this one. Second safest artist to listen to, Ariana Grande. Yay! Oh. Have you listened to a new album?

No. You need to. Yeah, okay. I'll listen to it on the way home. That's your homework. And third safest artist to listen to, weirdly. Taylor. Not Taylor. Eminem. What? Yeah. You're joking. That's not pop. Yeah, well.

Is it? He had a lot of hits. He did. Popular. Yeah, I know what you? He had a lot of hits. He did. Popular. Yeah, I know what you mean. It's hip hop. The rest of the top five looked like this. Billie Eilish. Yeah.

BTS. Oh, yeah. That's the top five. And then The Weeknd, Beyonce, Foo Fighters, Harry Styles and the 1975. Foo Fighters. Yeah. Do they pop? Well, they've got hits. Popular.

Popular. Harry Styles, though. Weirdly, no mention of the thong song in hits. Popular. Popular. Harry Styles, though. Weirdly, no mention of the thong song in there. That's weird. That's something they've missed there. Maybe that's number 11. That's rigged. True.

Should we make a safety playlist? This is the only song I listen to in the car, so I don't know what they're on about. Alice Spotify rapped as just the thong song in the top five positions. The song makes your booty go, so it's not safe to drive with it. As long as that booty is wearing a seatbelt, you're good to go.

There you go. Keep it locked to ZM if you want to be a safe driver. Can we put that in the marketing? Yeah. Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint. That's Joe at the end of the beginning. I cannot get over the fact that that is the guy from Stranger Things.

That's Joe Carey. And I think the reason for that is because I didn't think that he, and this is how I'm really mean, I didn't think that he could make good music. And I keep thinking about why. Why do I think that? That's so rude. No, I know.

But I've figured it out. Okay, why? I've figured out why I discredited him in my mind. It's because of that humiliating sailor's costume they made him wear in season three when he was working at Scoops Ahoy. The ice cream shop, yes. Serving ice cream. And I think when they put it, because the idea was to make him look humiliating.

Nerdy, geeky. Yeah, like he was. Cutie patootie. And I think now I can just picture him in that outfit, that little blue outfit. The little hat. He's acting. I know. I know. He's quite. I know. I know.

He's quite cool, yeah. Here's a ponderous puzzle for you. Do you think he's acting as a musician? No. Do you think he's acting like this is... Is this all a ruse? Yeah, that's what I mean. I don't think so.

Good. Okay, we're going too deep. Anyway, that's Joe with a D. The story that I saw this morning, there's a barber in Auckland who is in deep, deep doo-doo because over the weekend he was doing a kid's haircut and he cut the kid's ear off. Well, not the whole ear, but he cut some of the kid's ear off.

The dad of the three-year-old, I shouldn't laugh, it's not funny. The dad of the three-year-old, shouldn't laugh, it's not funny, the dad of the three-year-old who was having the haircut said that the barber had completely cut the top of his son's ear off and that there was blood everywhere and that they had to take him to Starship Hospital after that. He didn't say to have the bit of ear sewn back on, but he did say that they had to go to Starship Hospital,

which is wild. That's definitely not what you want from a kid's haircut. The owner of the barbershop reckons that it was not that bad. That's, he said, he said, yeah, we definitely, he definitely got cut. But I don't know if we cut part of his ear off. But either way, either way, it's bad enough that it has got into the news that there was blood everywhere. And I feel like if you're a three-year-old getting your haircut,

that's the story you're going to tell. Like when you go around to Nan's place next time and they say, what happened to your haircut? You're going to go, oh, they cut my ear off. Like you're Vincent Van Gogh or something like that. So bad, yes, bad. I didn't think that hairdressing scissors were that sharp, that they would be sharp enough to go.

But you reckon they are, Claudia? Oh, they definitely are. Really? They keep them real sharp because you have to do a clean cut without any pressure which will move the hair out of the way. It has to go. But you reckon they aren't, Claudia? Oh, they definitely are. Really? They keep them real sharp because you have to do a clean cut without any pressure which will move the hair out of the way. It has to go straight through. And so you don't get any split ends or anything.

Yeah. I've never seen a hairdresser sharpening their scissors. But yeah, I thought this afternoon we could talk about hairdressing, haircutting injuries. I lived with somebody, I was flatting with them and they clamped their ear with the GHD straightener, but they clamped it hard. Like, this is like 2007, and the trend was very straight hair.

Clamp that hair hard, drag it down, and they went on, and they got the ear and no hair, and... Oh, and it takes a second to register. Yeah. And by then, it's too late. Yeah, like a piece of steak on that stone grill that they used to bring to your table. That was her ear. And then it gets all

bubbly and blistery and pussy. Oh, ow. Ella, you've had a hairdressing injury before? Nearly. I was so close. You know when you need to get your hair shampooed in the bowls? You go lie down on the chair. Yeah, love that. Should be comfortable and you should love it.

Do you love it? Yeah, very relaxing. Oh, I've never enjoyed it. Really? Not one time. You've got to lean into it. You've got to give in. That's where it gets painful when you lean in. Exactly.

And that was my problem. The chair or the neck bit wasn't comfortable. And so, you know when you're doing abs and you start shaking because you're doing abs? I was doing that with my neck and it wasn't good. And then I wasn't breathing. It was really hot. You're not tall enough for the hair washing basin. Probably not.

I don't think you are. It was really, yeah. You need a little booster seat in the seat. Well, yeah, because I nearly freaking fainted. It was so painful. Okay, neck injury, that counts. Oh, $800 at M or text us your stories this afternoon to 9696. Do you have a haird dressing or a hair cutting

or a hair dying injury that you want to share with us? We're talking about this story about this barber in Auckland who over the weekend cut the top of a kid's ear off when he was giving him a haircut. Kid's three years old and they're like oh he shouldn't have been moving around so much.

No, you should not. It must take so much skill to cut a kid's hair because they do move around a lot. And as someone with kids, you're right, they do not listen. But you cannot cut their hair off. That is hairdressing 101. So we're asking what your hairdressing injuries are. We've got a text here from someone who said,

I am a hairdresser. And they said, I have consistently been snipping the webs of my hands or taking skin off my fingers with the scissors. Claudia just grimaced at that, the idea of because you've got the... It's just the bit in between the fingers that just gives me the heebie-jeebies.

Yeah, that would take ages to heal. Yeah, and it would hurt in every movement. Margaret's called up. Hi, Margaret. Oh, are you there, Margaret? Yeah, I'm here. Hello, I've got you now.

You've got a hairdressing injury story for us. Well, it's not me. It's my son. Okay, what happened? He was, I mean, this is going back a few years because when he was about 18 months old, he's 20 now. Yeah. Took him to the barbers. We were still living in the UK at the time.

Yeah. And took him and, yeah, the barber snapped off the top part of his ear. You? Not completely off, but snapped through, you know, the gristly part of your ear. How much? Enough that you could see, like, a bit of the ear hanging off? Yeah. Like, he's still got a nice little scar.

Oh, really? Yeah. Has he got, like, a flat top a nice little scar. Oh, really? Yeah. Has he got like a flat top of his ear? No, it's just where it sort of swelled up a little bit and didn't connect back properly. Yeah, gotcha. Yeah. Geez, I would have hated to be that barber with you in the room.

What did you do, Margaret? I flipped on him at the time. I just turned around. I saw the blood pouring, and I was like, you've cut his hair, and he was like, oh, it's fine. And I went, it's fine. And I went, you have to stop.

And so I took my son, and he was still going to charge me, and I turned around and went, I'm not paying you nothing. No, you don't charge for that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's not one that you pay for. My concern, Margaret, is that you had to take your boy out of the hairdresser

with only half a haircut. Well, yeah. I mean, he was only 18 months at the time, so it wasn't too bad. Yeah, you just fix that up with the old bowl cut at home later on, don't you? Yeah, but it traumatised him

until he was about four and a half. He wouldn't... We tried to take him to different places. Yeah, I don't doubt it. I don't doubt it. We'd bribe him. Cut his hair while he's asleep. Yep.

He would, couldn't even cut it. Yeah, even his fingernails, come near him, anything, cut him extreme. Oh, my God. Yeah, right. Yeah. I mean, it's okay now. Cut it now.

I mean, he's 20 and got long, beautiful hair now. Yeah, right. Yeah. I mean, it's okay now. He cut it now. I mean, he's 20 and got long, beautiful hair now. Yeah, right. He's not looking like Cousin It from the Addams Family or something. He's not got a haircut since then. No, most girls are jealous of his hair. Oh, good. Okay, thanks, Margaret. Someone texted in and said, it's not the hairdresser,

but my mum was straightening my hair when I was about six or seven, and she got the top of my ear with a hair straightener. We're hearing heaps of those. People who get their ears just get in the way and then they get clamped or snipped or burned or something like that. So it's a dangerous profession out there. Got to be careful with your hairdressing scissors.

That's the end of the show. Thanks, everybody. Anybody started watching The Gentleman on Netflix yet? Yep, I'm currently watching it. Yeah. It's a lot, but I like it. With the guy who looks like James Franco Anybody started watching The Gentleman on Netflix yet? Yep, I'm currently watching it Yeah It's a lot, but I like it With the guy who looks like James Franco But is not James Franco from The White Lotus

What is it about? It's about So it's a Guy Ritchie TV show And it was a movie about these rich English people Who have this enormous estate And the dad passes away and he gets handed down to the son and then the son finds out

that the only way the estate is surviving is because there's an illegal underground weed growing operation on the property. Oh, okay. Yeah, so then it's like all gangsters. It's really good. Yeah, it is really good. It's quite full on at parts,

but it's really good. I'll give it a watch. I just finished, oh, the Emma Stone one. Pretty Things. Poor Things. Poor Things, the Emma Stone one. Pretty Things. Poor Things. Poor Things. Saw the movie.

So weird. Is it good? Good weird? Yeah, yeah. I think it's like, once you get used to it. Is it like Shape of Water weird? I haven't watched that one.

Oh yeah. But once you get used to the weirdness, you're like, okay, cool. This is just like a random, cool but weird story. I didn't watch Shape of Water either. Seemed too weird. Yeah, seemed too weird, right? wasn't it about like an equaman like some kind of water monster yeah like a water monster who falls in love with a woman yeah cool i think the weird

part is that the woman fell in love with the water monster that's like the b movie spoilers but weird and no one talks about that it's like people think That mermaids are hot I'm like what part is hot I mean they are kind of hot The top part is hot If you wanted to date Someone who was half fish Half person Yeah

What would you prefer The top half to be fish Or the bottom half to be fish Bottom The right side The right side The right side Yeah

So you'd split them down the middle Like through the nose And the belly button One fin One flipper One gill. One leg and one arm. One fish eye, one human eye.

Yeah, nah. Half fish mouth, half human mouth. I reckon you've got the worst of both worlds with that decision. Yeah, it's perfect. Nah, if you grew up watching Barbie, Mermaidia, definitely. They're beautiful. Top half fish is what you're saying, right? Yeah.

Or even The Little Mermaid. No! Yeah, The Little Mermaid. Wait, Barbie Mermaidia is your mermaid reference Yeah. Or even The Little Mermaid. No! Yeah, The Little Mermaid. Wait, Barbie Mermaidia is your mermaid reference? Yes. Not The Little Mermaid? Oh yeah, absolutely, but I'm talking about if you watch Barbie Mermaidia, you get it.

Alright, you watch The Gentleman tonight, I'll watch Barbie Mermaidia. Oh, the songs will go off. We'll reconvene tomorrow. Go to the songs as well. Compare notes. I reckon I'd go bottom half fish too. Okay, thank you. And then just keep the bottom half in a tank

and have a relationship like live with the top half. You made it weird. No, I didn't mean like that. I mean like I don't know man. I meant like Just go home.

Bye. I always go home. See you guys tomorrow. Bye. Bye.