ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 18th March 2025

Episode Date: March 18, 2025

What did you leave on the car?  The most pets in New Zealand.  The worst possible thing that could happen on a date happened... Bree's acronym test.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Brian Clint the podcast ZM's Brian Clint cheers to Max available on Neon stream now from just $12.99 a month and now coming to you live from the ZM Studios in Auckland, New Zealand, it's Brie and Clint. Hi, everybody. Welcome to the Brie and Clint Show. There's sad news about Shortland Street in the news there. I missed it. What was it? They are consulting on downsizing again and more redundancies for Shortland Street.

They've already gone down from five episodes a week. They're now three episodes a week. It's just a quick snap poll. Is anyone still watching Shortland Street? I used to watch a lot of Shortland Street back in the day. I watch it from time to time, yeah. It makes me really sad. I know quite a lot of people that work on

that show. That's a really sad thing. But at the same time, no shows ever last as long as Shorten Street. That is an incredible amount of time for a show to have been on air every single day for, what, 30 years?

Yeah, it is. It's been running for so, so long, but I mean, sad because it's an icon. It's a New Zealand icon. They weren't talking about cancelling it, by the way, just changing it again. Yeah, right. Downsizing it. To two nights a week, maybe. Maybe it's not a hospital anymore. Maybe it's more of like a

GP. Yeah, or like one of those health caravans that drives around. Oh, like Healthy Harold. Yeah, yeah, like the Life Education Trust caravan. Do you remember that? Yeah, it's still going. God, I loved Healthy Harold. Was it my kid's school last week?

I just like that we got an afternoon off school. Let's go into the caravan and talk to a giraffe. So good. Yeah, real giraffe, by the way. Look, there's some important stuff coming up. Obviously, your secret sound guesses are coming. We do have a double pass to those Teddy Swims shows. He's just announced shows in Auckland and Christchurch.

So when you hear an activator go off before four o'clock today, we've got a double pass for the first person through to go and see Teddy Swims Christchurch show. Yeah, that's such exciting news, considering we've taken so many knocks to our confidence with other artists not coming to the country. Yeah. So great to see that Teddy Swims will be here.

He's coming. He's coming. He would not skip us. No. Hey, let's kick off the show with some tradie versus lady. You know the drill. 50 bucks up for grabs. If you want it, call now.

0800 DIAL ZM. Ladies way ahead. Tradies could get a win today, though. Play ZM's Bree and Clint It's Tradie Versus Ladies

Here we go Tradies and the ladies Score update for everyone playing along The tradies on 16 The ladies on 23 Picking up a win yesterday Let's go to our lady first as is custom. She's from Auckland.

She's 25 with 27 years of experience. Welcome to the show. Is it Yulee? No, it's Jules. Jules. Jules. Is it Jules? Yeah, Jules.

Jules. The bloody producers have put you in here as Jules. J for Julie. Oh. Jules. Is it Jules? Yeah. The bloody producers that put you in here is Jule. J-U-L-E. I had a German chef call me Jule for three years. Jule, yeah. No. You never corrected them?

My modulated Kiwi accent, no. My modulated Kiwi accent. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jule. Just checking you're not that famous singer from the 1990s, Jewel. No, no, I'm a professional shower singer. Ah, I hear you, I hear you. Yeah.

Not Wicked Games, Foolish Games. Was that her song? Is that Jewel? Yeah. Tearing me apart. Was that Jewel? Look, we'll get our research team onto this. In the meantime, let's talk to Sean.

He's 33. He's in Christchurch and he's found his new hobby, which is gardening. Welcome to the show, Sean. G'day, Sean. Hey, how's it going? Me too, Sean. I'm with you on the gardening thing. Are we talking vegetables and other things you eat or just flowers?

Yeah, I've been trying to grow a bit of zucchini and tomatoes. They've been going pretty good. You know, they're pretty easy to grow. End of tomato season, though, at the moment, isn't it? Yeah, I've been picking my neighbours as well, which has been quite nice. My dog's figured out he can eat the tomatoes off the tree and he's figured out which ones are ripe.

So he just goes for the ripe ones. Use their nose. This just in, Jewel, Foolish Games. These foolish games. Oh, banger. That's for you, Jewels. and Jewel, Foolish Games. Oh, banger. That's for you, Jewels. It's taken straight from Jewels' shower. Yeah, yeah.

Mine too. Sean, Buzzers Trading. Jewels, Lady. First of three, $50 cash. Good luck. Before we move on, was Jewel also, you were meant for me. Yes.

And I was meant for. Bangers. Yeah, absolutely. Absolute were meant for me. Yes. And I was meant for bangers. Yeah, absolutely. Absolute bangers. Okay. Beautiful. And soon you will see you were meant for me. She had bangers, babe.

She has bangers. Absolute bangers. Alright, guys, let's move on. Should we start the game or should we... I think we just do this. Yeah, I reckon too. Everyone wins.

Okay, here we go. Question number one. Which blood type is known as the universal blood donor? Is it A positive, O negative or O positive? Katie. Yes, Sean. O negative. It is. Oh, it is. O negative. I thought it was O positive? Tradie. Yes, Sean? O negative? It is.

Oh, it is? O negative. I thought it was O positive. O negative is on the money. One to the tradies. Question number two. What type of Pokemon is Pikachu? Is it a...

Tradie. Yes, Sean? Electric. Well done. Oh, I just got it. Well done, Sean. I knew he knew it, but I wasn't sure if he was going to get it. Well done. Oh, he just got it. Well done, Sean. I knew he knew it, but I wasn't sure if he was going to get it. His brain.

I just thought they called it earlier. Something else. You were spot on the money, though. It is an electric Pokemon. Question number three. You need this one, Jewel, to stay in the game. Here comes your song. Who sings this?

One Direction. Here comes your song. Who sings this? Jill. Sean? One Direction. Yeah, well done, Jules. Yep. I definitely got Jules first there. Okay, sweet. I thought you were going to play a Jules song.

I was, but I wasn't sure how much legs that joke had left. Oh, it had plenty of legs. Did it? All right. Okay. One to the ladies, two to the tradies. Question number four. What is One to the ladies, two to the tradies. Question number four. What is meteorology the study of?

Ladies. Yes, Jules. Meteorites? No, Jules buzzed in. No. No, that's astrology, isn't it? That's astrology. Is it?

No. No, that's star signs. Meteorology is the weather anyway, isn't it? Yeah. Okay, no points there for anyone. Jules. I love our deadpan Jules. It's been a long day. That's alright, mate. You're still in it.

It's not over yet, mate. It's not over. Question number five. What is the name of Harry Potter's pet owl? Lady, sorry. Nearly said my name. Sean. No, hello?

Sean. Hedwig? Hedwig is correct, and that's the word. He's happy about it. Just... Come round to my house for some blue kitties today. Yeah, I'll say. Just for clarity, Jules misbuzzed,

and before she correctly buzzed, Sean correctly buzzed. So that's why it went to Sean for the kiss. Yeah, yeah, fair enough. And that's the win. What did you do? Did she buzz? No, you got it.

No, no, you got it, Sean. No, Sean, you won. Hey, Sean. Okay, cool. Okay, awesome. Sean, courgettes all round, am I right, Sean? Yeah, yeah, I think so. Hell yeah.

Maybe it's for your bread or something. Yeah. ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. I got a message in one of my group chats this morning from a mate, and he said, guys, I'm 15 kilometres out of town, I'm flying down the highway at 100 k's an hour and someone just pulled up beside me to tell me my wheelie bin is still attached to my tow ball.

Oh my gosh. He lives like semi-rurally, so he's got a long driveway and he does that trick that you can do. You put it on the tow ball. Yeah, you lean on the tow ball. And my God, that is can do. You put it on the toe ball. Yeah, you lean on the toe ball. And my God, that is so risky. He's very lucky that it did not come off. Yeah, that could have really done some damage to someone.

He said the guy pulled up beside him and did the wind down your window thing. He's like, what? And he yelled out, bro, you've got a bin on the back of your car. That is hilarious. 15 kilometres away from home. How?

How did it stay on when you're going? God, the bloody wheels on those wheelie bins, they're making them tough, aren't they? I know. What sort of bearings are they using? I would have thought the thing would have melted once he went over 80 k's. But no, the wheelie bin made it to work.

He now has to put the wheelie bin, stinky wheelie bin, in his car to take it home. Because he doesn't have a ute. So, yeah. He's got a normal car. He's going to have to put his poo-ass wheelie bin. Was it the recycling or the red bin? No, the rubbish.

But the only upshot is it was empty. Did it have the bin juice in it, though? If it was empty, he must have, when he came home yesterday, he must have hooked it on and driven up the driveway and then forgotten about it. Because you wouldn't be taking an empty wheelie bin down to the end of the driveway, would you? He must have hooked it on the night before,

driven up the driveway, gone inside, and then this morning got back in his car and the wheelie bin's still attached and then headed out with it. He's just not taking it off after he's driven it back down. Which means he must have done a three-point turn to get out of his driveway with a wheelie bin attached to his tow bar. Yeah, that is quite the feat, isn't it? Anyway, everybody is okay.

Thank God. Yeah. Imagine getting struck by a wheelie bin. I wonder how many times that's happened. Yeah, I know. I've never seen it. I've never seen it. Like it hasn't come up on my bingo card, like human life bingo card.

I don't do it because I don't have a tow bar, but it's something I would do. Like I'm forgetful enough that that would happen to me. Yeah. I feel like anything that I put on my car, I instantly forget about. You know that feeling? You just sit it on top of the roof or whatever, just as you go to climb into the car and then straight out of your mind. Didn't you do that when you were taking your first baby home?

No. Let's hope you didn't forget about that one. No. And because I know how I behave, how my mind behaves. You weren't allowed to put the baby in the car. I never put the baby on the roof. Yeah. It's like dirty dancing.

Never put baby in a corner, never put baby on a roof. I mean, it's a good life lesson to learn by, isn't it? Totally. You left your wallet on the roof of the car? Yeah, when I first moved to New Zealand, like seven years ago now, such a daunting thing, moving countries, like real daunting, because you have to get a licence, you have to open a bank account, you have to get a new phone number, you have to do all these things.

And I remember it was after probably like a month that I'd been here and I'd just got my licence and I had something else. Oh, and I'd just got my new bank card, opened my bank account, so that was all done. Literally like two days after, put my wallet on the roof of the car, flew off, went into an intersection. About a month later, after I'd replaced everything, all the new stuff that I'd just got,

I get a message on Facebook from someone being like, hey, I found your wallet in the gutter. Not helpful. Yeah. I was like, doesn't help me now. They did not find that and then message you straight away. You reckon? They found it and then forgot about it.

And then a month later, like, oh, I should message that person about their wallet now that they've replaced everything. You're like, this is worthless to me now. Oh, Andrew Diles at M or text 9696. Have you got a story? What did you leave on the car or attached to the car? And did it survive?

Maybe a whole coffee survived. Yeah, yeah. Tripped on the highway. Like a birthday cake. Yeah. Yeah. That is Franklin. I was just talking about my friend who messaged this morning to say he drove 15km away from home

on the open road where there's a wheelie bin attached to his tow bar and it survived. Someone pulled up beside him and went, bro, there's a bin on the back of your car. And I said, jeez, how long is his driveway? Someone texted and said, I know someone who tried holding her bin and driving it up the driveway. She got pulled out of the car and the car ran her over. Broke her leg. Jeez. Won't be doing that again.

Mate, you wish you just walked the bin up the driveway. The ironic bit is you now can't because your leg's broken. Yeah. God, life's cruel. We want to know what got left on your car, Stephen. Hi, Steve. How you going? Good, thank you, mate. to know what got left on your car, Stephen. Hi, Steve. How you going? Good, thank you, mate. Tell us what was left on your car.

Back in the day when I had those old iPhones, I had one of those life-proof catalyst or crystal kind of waterproof cases. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My dad still uses one of those. The world's ugliest case, but it worked, eh, Stephen? It's so hideous. It worked. I left it on the roof or kind of the – case, but it worked, eh, Stephen? It's so hideous. It worked. I left it on the roof

or kind of the, I said the roof, yeah, the roof and coming out the back of Old Albany Highway kind of 50, 70 kilometres along the road and it flew off my room

making a kind of scene that fell off the back of the car along the motorway there. And did it sort of fall over where I could? Yeah. Went over to it.

Still all good? Still all good. Wow. What an ad for the life-proof case. It's a great ad. Yeah. Went over to it. Still all good. Still all good. Wow. What an ad for the life-proof case. It's a great ad. Yeah. Thanks, Stephen. Nicola's here.

I know at $100,000. Hi, Nicola. Hi, Nicola. Hi. What got left on the roof of the car, Nicola? It wasn't on the roof of the car, but my Siamese cat had just started going outside, and I think what happened was she must have been under my car on the driveway

when I started it to take the kids to school. Yeah. And she must have shot up into my engine bay and she travelled 33 kilometres to my work. What? And I didn't know she was there for two days. I thought she was just exploring my neighbourhood until I walked out the back of my work and saw my cat.

And I was like, um, what are you doing? Nicola, are you telling me the cat climbed up into the undercarriage, you drove to work, obviously you've gone into work, the cat's gotten out of the undercarriage of the car, roamed around, you've gone home and then come back the next day at work and there's your cat. Two days later.

So she was living under my work for four days. Wow. God, you'd feel so guilty, wouldn't you? I know, I did. I'm surprised she didn't hear her. Siamese cats are rowdy, man. The whole way to work, you would have just heard, Oh!

She's quite timid, so I think she just held on and shut up. I'm just glad she didn't jump out at school drop-off or at an intersection or anything like that. I just picture this little cat just hanging on under the undercarriage of the car. He didn't jump out at school drop-off or at an intersex run or anything like that. Yeah, oh, well, that's... I just picture this little cat, like, just hanging on under the undercarriage of the car. How many of the nine lives do you reckon that is? At least five.

Bev, what was left on the car? It was a tray of eggs. A tray of eggs. They're bloody expensive, Bev. I know. I bent a tack and save, and I put them on the back of the ute and drove all the way from TA back to Cambridge and they were still there when I pulled in my driveway.

You're bloody joking. No, I'm not. You must be a smooth driver, Bev. I must be a perfect driver. Yeah, jeez. If you could tell that to work, that'd be great. Yeah. I think I'm terrible.

Yeah, yeah. Thanks. Okay, thanks, Bev. We're asking what got left on the car. Someone said Dad put his Bible on the roof of the car. Later that day, we saw passages from the Bible flying around the motorway. Imagine if you were having a rough day

and you'd asked God for a sign. You're like, please, God. This is it. This is it. I'm at my wits end. Send me a sign. And then bloody Mark 715 smacks you in the windscreen. Like, oh, my God.

Literally a dead set sign. Shout out to, do you remember Matt Chisholm? From Celebrity Treasure Island. From Celebrity Treasure Island, TV host, journalist. Do you remember he was writing his, was it his first book? Yes, his memoir. He was writing his memoir and it was pretty much finished. And I mean, it's like a year and a half's worth of work.

Pretty much finished it. It was on his laptop. Hadn't backed it up. Drove out of Queenstown Airport, went round that roundabout as you headed towards Wanaka and it flew off. We love Mitchism on this show, but what kind of moron doesn't have their memoir backed up to at least the cloud. What are you doing, Matty? What are you doing, Mat? What are you doing?

Anyway, someone picked it up and he got it back, luckily. Last one. My dad and uncle put me on the bonnet of the car when I was a baby and then they got distracted and started to reverse out of the driveway. I fell forward, but not off the car because my big ass head made a bang on the bonnet and got their

attention. Brings a whole new meaning to baby on board, doesn't it? Yeah, it does. Baby on bonnet. Baby on bonnet, bonk. Your dad would have been, his guts would have been garters, as mum would have said. For a few years in the 1970s, the Mr Asia Syndicate made millions.

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this might interest you because I feel like it's an insight into that world of reality television. Yeah. Because one of the contestants that's on this season of Married at First Sight Australia, Carina, for the people watching, she's the beautiful Italian girl who's dating the French guy, Paul. She has done a podcast and she's talked about how much money

she actually spent to buy clothing and to have professional hair and makeup for the entire season of the show because a lot of people think that they get given clothes and I'm sure that from time to time they might yeah I assumed they had a wardrobe person they don't right so the people you see on there are buying all those clothes or they're from their own wardrobes or some places have lent them stuff if they say, hey, I'm going to be on Married at First Sight. But Karina has

said how much she spent. How much do you think, before we listen to the audio? They have to wear so many outfits. They're on that show for eight weeks. And there's an expectation that they look good like all competing with each other. So i probably thousands i don't know though you're this is gonna blow your mind listen to how much kareena spent on clothes and hair and makeup production doesn't give you any allocation money to purchase your own outfits it's all done on your

own accord so i've probably spent 12 grand 12 to 15 grand on outfits so roughly it was like 1.5k a week for hair and makeup so she spent 12 to 15k on and they're not getting paid to be on the show either no they do get paid no they get an allowance yeah they get paid an allowance to like pay their rent or their mortgage or whatever. Yeah. And then $1,500 on professional hair and makeup. A week. On top of the clothes? On top of that. So that's a week.

You should have just bought a Dyson ear wrap. Yeah. Do it yourself. That's so much money. Yeah. That's crazy that they don't give them that. Yeah. As a TV show.

Well, I mean, you imagine dressing and doing hair and makeup for such, it's an enormous cast. Yeah, but that's the job. They do it for X Factor, you know? If you've got that many people, you've got that many people. Yeah, but X Factor, they're trying to make, you know, stars for the future. Yeah. These people are just there to find true love.

Yeah, we'll tart them up a bit. You know? Give them a hand, you know? Yeah. Anyway, if you ever wondered how much they spend, there you go. Yeah, and next time you look at their outfit and you judge it, just know they've had to shell out for that themselves. They've paid for that.

They've had to dig so far into the back of their wardrobe. It's like that episode of The Simpsons where Marge joins the country club. Remember she finds the Chanel suit in the bargain bin and she keeps altering it and altering it and altering it and then the awful country club woman make a joke about it? So sad, eh? Sad episode. I wouldn't care.

I'd just wear jandals. And she did at the end. She said, stuff them. We're going home. Yeah. God, what a great message from that episode of The Simpsons. Yeah, she got stressed. She turned on her family and she was like, oh, who have I become?

I wonder why my parents never let me watch that show. It's got a good message. It's got a great message. Show's brought to you by KFC. Hot and Crispy Boneless is back at KFC right now. Time to get to Los Angeles for the tea with Dean McCarthy. The tea live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, who are the big winners at the iHeartRadio Music Awards today?

Music Awards today, our god Taylor Swift. I mean, she has cleaned the pool and sent in a video message. I don't know where she is, but she couldn't make it to the actual awards. She led with 10 nominations. So did Morgan Wallen had 10. Kendrick Lamar, Post Lamone, Sabrina Carpenter. All new names.

All people I've never heard nominated for anything ever before. And it's like, they're very good, but wouldn't you hate to be a new artist? Wouldn't you just hate to be a new artist? It's like Lady Gaga. This is the last reality, isn't it? Lady Gaga was on Ed Murray,

Kerry received the Icon Award. Yeah, it's a blast. Happening right now in LA. Very exciting. That is what Chapel Rowan spoke about at the Grammys, isn't it? She said that we have to get some kind of universal allowance for up-and-coming artists because they can't compete. They can't survive. They can't put out the content to the same level as the old heads, the ultra-wealthy Gar-Gars and Sabrina Carpenters,

although she's pretty new too. Yeah, like if you're competing against people who've got millions and millions and you've got dollars in your wallet, like how do you really compete with that? Yeah, like if you've got if you're competing against people who've got millions and millions and you've got dollars in your wallet, like how do you really compete with that? Yeah, yeah. There's good new crew coming through though. You know what? It's actually a really exciting time for pop music. I think so.

There's so many amazing fresh new artists so it's good and bad too because they're all competing against each other now, aren't they? Yeah, they're all in the best new artist category. Oh, there you go. That's the tea on the iHeartRadio Awards with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. The ZM Podcast Network.

I'm looking for the person in New Zealand who thinks they have the most pets out of anyone. And I'm talking a lot of pets if you're going to compete with Millie Bobby Brown from Stranger Things. She's gone on BBC Radio 1 and talked about how many pets she has and it's outrageous. Take a listen. Well, I have 25 farm animals and then I have 23 foster dogs

and then I have 10 dogs in my house that are my personal dogs and four cats. I have a Rottweiler, a Golden Retriever, a Great Dane. Oh. That is a shit tonne of animals. How does she have time for all of those? Well, she would probably hire people. Oh, you reckon she's got a stable?

I'd say so. Yeah, right. Like Clarkson's Farm. Yeah. She's got some helpers. Yeah, you'd have to with that many animals. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'd have to have some people helping you. So what's her total number?

I would discount the farm animals. Why? Because they're not pets. They're pets? No way. Of course they are. No way. You include farm animals, you're going to have some cow cockies from the Waikato call up and say,

I've got a thousand pets. There's a difference. Her farm animals are clearly pets. She ain't running a farm. Right. They're pets. Okay. You know, if she's running cattle, then different.

Okay, all right. You know what I mean? So what's the differentiation? Is it if the animals... If you're using the animal... To make money. To make a profit... Yeah, yeah, okay.

Then not pets. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if you've got a couple of llamas, a couple of cows, a couple of pigs. Yeah, but if you're shaving those llamas and selling the llama wool, then it doesn't count. Oh, if you're selling it at the markets, you're not making much, are you? No, no. All up, I've counted, I think it's 62.

Wow. That's including the foster dogs, which she has a lot of, 23 foster dogs. Yeah, she'd have to have a big property. Yeah, it'd have to be enormous. Well, she married Bon Jovi's son, remember? And I'm pretty sure they live there together. No, I didn't remember that. Oh, did you not remember that?

John Bon Jovi's son living on a farm. Yeah, with Millie Bobby Brown. Woo, living on a farm. You take my cows and I'll make it, I swear. Whoa, Millie Bobby Brown. Yeah, they're very happy on their farm in Georgia. Oh, good for them. Yeah.

So the number is at 62. Yeah. Do you want to try and find New Zealand's most petted person. Yeah. Do you think you've got the most pets? And we are steadfast in our rule that, just so we're clear, they can be farm animals, but you can't be farming them.

Yeah. Like if you have horses, but you're milking the horses and selling the milk, they're not a pet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? If you have a racehorse, doesn't count.

Yeah, but if it's a... Yeah, if you've got a racehorse or a dairy horse, doesn't count. Yeah, racehorses and dairy horses, you're obviously using those for profit. Oh, what if you've got the horses for the meat? Oh, that's a different story.

That's different as well. Yeah, yeah. Only rides for fun. Obviously, we're joking. Obviously. Oh, 800 dials at M.O. You can text us on 9696. It doesn't have to be Obviously. Oh, 800 dials at M.O. You can text us on 9696. It doesn't have to be 62.

No, it doesn't have to be 62. Just if you've got a lot of pets. It's got to be more than five. More than five is, I think, the benchmark. If someone caught up and said they've got seven dogs, I'd be impressed. Yeah, that's quite a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

There's someone here at work, between her and her parents, I think they have 10 dogs. Really? 10 French bulldogs. Yeah, but when you average that out, it's only 3.3 dogs each. They do milk all of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you can't really count them.

And some of them are for meat. Have you ever had a flat white with some French bulldog milk? Delish. Oh, $800 a dem. It's quite nutty. Or text 9696. If you think you have the most pets in New Zealand.

You can taste the French in it. It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. Millie Bobby Brown has talked about how she's got 60 something pets. Yeah, here's the breakdown. Well, I have 25 farm animals and then I have 23 foster dogs and then I have 23 foster dogs

and then I have 10 dogs in my house that are my personal dogs and four cats. I have a Rottweiler, a Golden Retriever, a Great Dane. How do you differentiate between the foster dogs and the personal dogs? So 23 foster dogs and 10 personal dogs in the house. Yeah, well, if she's anything like me, I bet they start out as foster dogs and eventually they graduate as pet dogs. Do the tin dogs get to sleep on the bed? I have two dogs and it's a lot.

Yeah. You know, I can't even imagine what it would be like to have that many dogs, let alone all the other animals in the house. We stupidly set the bar at tin pits or more. People have bloated out of the water. People have got more than 10 pets. Let's start with Michael on 0800 Dial ZM. Hi, Michael.

Hey, how you going? Good, thanks. What's in your zoo, Michael? I've got two dogs, a cat, and four horses. Four horses? Two dogs. Oh, smokes. Do you milk any of the horses?

God, no. Okay, right. Just wanted horse milk. Do you milk any of the horses? God, no. Okay, right. Just wanted to check. They do qualify as pets then. You've got to be very careful drinking horse milk. Yeah. Trust me. You can't tell the difference.

All right, Michael. That's a good start. I think we're going to beat it though. Let's go to Raquel. Hi, Raquel. Hi, Raquel. Hello. Tell us, Raquel, how many pets do you have?

I was just trying to count them up, and I think I'm at 20. Wow. You have so many that you don't even know how many you've got. Yeah. Okay, let's talk us through it. Yeah, what's the breakdown? Talk us through it. So three dogs, three cats, three rabbits, four chickens,

and I want to say they're pets because none of them lay eggs, so they're just, you know. Yeah, chickens are pets. Just hanging around. Yeah. We have a possum, a blue-tongued skink, a turtle, two cockatiels, and a coony-coony pig. Oh, my God.

That's 19 pets. Your house sounds like the most fun. I have one foster kitten. Oh, and a foster kitten. Can you really have a pet possum, or is he just in the trees? How is he your pet? A friend of ours shot its mum, so I raised it. Oh!

Oh, no! You shouldn't have asked her, Clint. Yeah. You shouldn't have raised it. It's a pest. I tried to rehome it after that. Oh, no. Bless you, Raquel.

The poor little thing. That's very impressive, Raquel. I'm a sucker. Yeah, we can tell. It sounds like it, Raquel. If there are any lame animals near death, take it to Raquel's house. wander onto Raquel's property,

she will take sympathy on you. I'll fill my fiends and sell to you that day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you're a good person. Thanks, Raquel. Let's go to Zoe. on to Raquel's property. She will take sympathy on you. I've got my fingers. I'll tell you that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you're a good person. Thanks, Raquel. Let's go to Zoe. I know 800's I'll see them. Hi, Zoe.

Hi. Can you beat Raquel, Zoe? Yeah, I think I have 25. I was also just counting them up. Give us the rundown, Zoe. What have you got? I have 14 pet cows. Non-profit, all with names, so definitely pets.

14 non-profit cows? Yep. Do you milk any of those, Zoe? No, there's a mum and daughter duo, but that's about it. Yeah, okay. Okay. And what else you got? I have three dogs, three foster kittens, and one cat.

I have two sheep, one budgie and one goldfish. And I own a kennel and cannery, so there's like 10 other dogs here at the moment and like four other cats. Holy smokes. How long does it take you to pick up all the poos? My mum is actually currently doing that right now. So you give your mum that job, I see.

She's on Operation Poo Picker. You're like Dr. Doolittle. Yeah, you could say. You're like a real-life Dr. Doolittle. That's incredible. Good on you, Zoe. Sounds like you're doing good work. Here's a text.

My friend had 12 dogs and 12 cats at one point. She's now down to a reasonable 12 dogs and 5 cats. Oh, yeah, so reasonable, yeah. What about this one? I have 150 ducks, 2 black swans, a goose, a rooster and hens, three labradors and 12 quail. My budgie died last year. And a partridge in a pear tree.

That's a lot of birds. Oh, that's the person we just talked to who had the blue-tongued skink. This one, we have four dogs, three cats, a pit, pukeko, 17 deer, 14 sheep, 12 cows, five horses. Yeah, but are you milking any of those deer? I think they are milking. Oh, have you ever had deer milk? God, there's just something about the gaminess.

It kind of gets that film on top. Yeah, it's thick, isn't it? You just kind of can taste the antler in it. I'd describe it as quite leathery as a milk. Yeah, it's thick, isn't it? You just kind of can taste the antler in it. I'd describe it as quite leathery as a milk. Yeah. Quite rough. I like to put it on my rough milk. On my weenus. It

softens the weenus. It softens the weenus. Yeah, deer milk. Nothing like it. Do recommend. There's a lot of pets. 18 chickens, 2 dogs, 5 cats, 1 rainbow lorikeet, 1 canary, 2 finches and 2 quails. That's all in one house. Yeah, where do you sit?

Can you imagine that person's animate subscription? It'd be crazy. The food bill alone would be catastrophic. Imagine the bird poo you'd have. Just the poo in general. We had 6 dogs, a cat, a monkey, three guinea pigs, birds, fish and a turtle. I love this text. A monkey?

Yeah, monkey. A monkey? I bet they were milking it. Oh, but for the milk. We keep forgetting the milk. Because, I mean, it is quite a delicacy, monkey milk. But it's really good for like a protein shake. It fluffs up your scrambled eggs nicely, doesn't it?

Monkey milk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nothing like it. Hard to get though. You need consent to get monkey milk. You do. You do. Because they're only one step away from people.

Some good old monkey milk. Love a good drop of that right now. Oh, babe, we're out. Can you milk the monkey? With pleasure. Bree's just ducked out, but she will be back in time for a round of Let's Get Classical. Oh, Ella's ducked out too.

Some kind of conspiracy going on. She's getting into her zen mode at the moment. She's namaste-ing on the floor. I thought they'd gone to do something behind the scenes. Oh, it does seem a bit dodgy, eh? There is an advantage. I don't know if you've remembered your advantage this week, Ella, but you get to play with a friend.

Is that okay? We get to bring soundkeeper Brooke out of the lair to compete with you in Let's Get Classical. Okay. So this week you're voting on Bree and Clint as a team or Ella and Brooke as a team. It's Millennials versus Gen Z and let's get classical.

And just so you know, I'm prepared. You are prepared. I'm going to war with you. She's going to war with us. So pick a team and text it to 9696. If you pick the right team,

there's 50 KFC chicken dollars for someone who gets it right. Right, Claude? Right, sir. Right. Right. Right. He doesn't like us calling him sir. Oh, Right, sir. Right. Right. Right. He doesn't like us calling him sir.

Oh, sorry, sir. Sorry. Big puppy. Sorry. Yeah, thank you. How dare you. How dare you mistitle me. Let's get classical.

Where this week it's not just me and you, Brie. It's producer Ella with help from Sound Cupid Brook. Celebrity shot. Like in beer pong when they call in a celebrity. Celebrity shot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've brought her out of the lair. She was just complaining about a lack of human contact.

So this is perfect timing. Greetings. We're holding hands as we do this. Yep. So millennials versus Gen Zs. We're touching other parts of our body that we can't mention. Yeah, we're rubbing weenuses. Is that how you get hyped for a game?

Weenus! None of your business. Producer Claude's in charge. Hi. I'm worried about how this is going to end. I feel like there's already a lot of tension. Yeah. And I think it's only going to get worse from here.

Yeah, that's right. May the best duo win. Yeah. All I think it's only going to get worse from here. Yeah, that's right. May the best duo win. Yeah. All right. Here we are, everyone. This is Let's Get Classical. These are pop songs turned into a classical style.

You guys are... Stop breathing so much. There he is. Okay. I'll turn them off for a bit. Thank you. They can have mic privileges back soon.

Once you can behave, okay? Once you can behave. So pop songs turn classical. You guys are working in teams. The first team to two songs with correct answers will win. I need the artist and the name of the song. Once you buzz in, you've got to be quick. Okay, we're good.

Yep. Everybody ready? Go. Are you inhaling properly? Okay. Good luck, everyone. Here is your first song. Oh.

Bree. Oh, Ella. Bree. Bree. Ella. Sucker, the Jonas Brothers. Damn it. You got it.

Yeah. Well done. Thank you. Thank you. Oh. Just got it there before Ella. Is that niche? I feel like that's niche.

That's not niche. It is. It's one of these new big ones. New? Well, new compared to like SOS. It's like six years old. Claudia, I think the song choice was great. One point to Ella.

Thank you. No, I'm kidding. That is one point to Team Bree and Clint. Here is another song. Brooke! Yes, Brooke! The Kid Leroy's Stay featuring Justin Bieber sometimes. You heard?

Yes. You had it as well. I didn't have it, yeah. I was undercut by... Brooke. That was speedy though that was you well done okay we're all tied up so this is for the win this is worth everything hey i don't want to lose neither okay good luck here it is Brie. Ella.

Billy Eilish. Lunch. Yes, it is. Come on. No. Not the Gin Zit anthem. Oh, that one feels good. That one hurt.

Justice. Good game, though, guys. Good game. Good game. Can Brooke come back? Yeah, Brooke can come back. Yeah, she can come back. I carried her weight.

She can come back. Thank you. Yay! Hot Alicia, you correctly picked Brie and Clint to win the game, so you've scored 50 KFC chicken dollars. Hot Alicia's back. Thank you. Still hot?

Yeah, it's been pretty hot today. No, no. You're spicy. Hotalisha, always a pleasure. Call back anytime. Alright, thank you.

She's got such a nice feeling with Hotalisha on it, doesn't it? Yeah, it does. It's what we needed, I think. It's like we've lit an expensive candle.

Yeah. And you know why I know she's hot? Why? Because every time we're like, oh, hot Alicia, and she goes, oh, the temperature is, like she brushes it off. Yeah, she, yeah, yeah. Humble. Yeah, humble.

Humbly hot. And she giggles. Are we in love with hot Alicia? Yeah. ZDM's Brie and Clint podcast. I said to you, Brie, there is a festival that you and I must, must must must attend next year. Someone's already

texted and they said it's not Bree and Clint's Soft Rock Thursday Live is it? God we should do that. We should do that. Bree and Clint's Soft Rock FM. No but put a pin in that Claude. That's something we have to look into. No

over the weekend the inaugural Hastings Meatball Festival was held in Hastings. The what? The inaugural Hastings Meatball Festival. Oh, no. I was thinking a meat ball and I was like, Lady Gaga has a dress to wear to the meat ball. Oh, the meat ball. No, no, no, no, no. Meat ball, one word. Meat ball. Oh, I do has a dress to wear to the meatball. Oh, the meatball. No, no, no, no, no. But meatball, one word.

Meatball. Oh, I do love a good meatball. Like spaghetti and meatballs. How have we never heard of the Hastings Meatball Festival? Well, it was the first one. Right, okay. It went down over the weekend. They served 15,000 meatballs.

That's a lot of balls. In a matter of hours, it's a lot of meat, it's a lot of balls. Was there prizes for best balls on show? a lot of balls. In a matter of hours, it's a lot of meat, it's a lot of balls. Was there prizes for best balls on show? Yes, there was. The people who ate the balls got to vote on the balls. Good. And what was voted the best balls at the ball? I'm glad you asked.

The man with the best balls at the Hastings Meatball Festival this year? Top New Zealand chef Peter Gordon had the best balls. I've heard Peter Gordon's got great balls. Do you want to hear what he served?

Yeah. He was dishing up a first light wagyu meatball with labneh, pickled red onions, kawakawa salsa verde, crispy shallots and curry leaves. You can't go wrong with that. That's a busy meatball. Those balls make my mouth water.

Yeah, big time. I got just thinking about it. The bit that I don't understand, though, is they served 15,000 meatballs. 5,000 people attended the Hastings Meatball Festival. That's only three meatballs per person. Yeah, maybe they're big. Maybe they're big, juicy meatballs. Yeah, but how can you judge if you only eat three meatballs?

You know? And what kind of... Yeah, you've got to try the plethora of balls. You have to try. What kind of novice goes to a meatball festival with only an appetite for three balls? Yeah. You need to be having more than three.

You need to taste everyone's balls. I believe so. I believe so. To make it fair. To make it fair. To make it fair, yeah. I would make an absolute pig of myself at the meatball festival. Oh, I'd be like a pig in a trough, just... I'd be...

Yeah, that's one way, yeah. I was going to make a balls deep joke, but I don't really want to now. I'm a bit weirded out by that. Why? What I did? I was trying to get us an invite. I was trying to get the good people of Hastings to invite us to the meatball festival next year or even make us meatball ambassadors.

I think that pig in the trough will get it over the line. I felt like I committed to it and showed my passion for meatballs. All right. Well, Ella, clip it up. Send it to the Hastings District Council and we'll see. over the line. I felt like I committed to it and showed my passion for meatballs. All right. Well, Ella, clip it up. Send it to the Haystrings District Council and we'll see. Ella, we'll talk about this after. I wouldn't do that.

Demi Lovato has been posting quite a lot of videos on TikTok. Have you seen any? No. Not in your algorithm? No. She comes up quite a lot in my algorithm. And one of the videos that people are talking about is she asked her friend to ask ChatGPT to roast her. Oh, yeah, sure. Like roast Demi Lovato.

Yeah. And the outcome was quite ruthless, but quite funny. Take a listen. Oh, you mean the artist formerly known as confident, but now more like confused? Demi Lovato has had more rebrands than a failing fast food chain. One minute, they're punk rock. The next, they're singing pop ballads.

And somewhere in between, they're beeping with a frozen yard. Like, babes, just pick a lane or at least a consistent genre because your career path is giving through darts at a vision board while blindfolded. Does Demi Lovato want a place to handle that kind of roasting at the moment? She seemed fine. She seemed okay. But pretty ruthless,

eh? Like from a computer, from artificial intelligence. Well, it's weird how much it knows about you too, ChatGPT, isn't it? Yeah, it's quite creepy. I mean, I get it because she's Demi Lovato. Yeah. So imagine all of the stuff that it could pull from the internet.

Oh, yeah, true. There's interviews and clips and a life of content. Yeah, so I get it. But what about if you and I were to be roasted by ChatGPT? Well, same question. Are we in a position to handle this at the moment emotionally? I definitely am not. But for the benefit of everyone listening,

to give them a laugh, I will put my mental health at risk. Cordia, you've done this for us? Correct. It's not too brutal. Really? It's not nice, but it's not worse. Who's going first? let's do brie first brie get it out of the way this is chat gpt's roast of brie thomasel brie thomasel she's loud

chaotic and probably mid-prank as we speak she could trip over air spill a coffee and somehow walk away with free stuff talks at two volumes whispering secrets or yelling competitive yelling. Competitive? Mate, she treats rock, paper, scissors like the World Cup. And don't let her Aussie roots fool you. She's one cricket match away from switching sides. ZM would be way too quiet without her. But let's be honest. Our ears might appreciate the break. I thought it was ending really

nicely there. Yeah, kind of really stuck it in at the end, didn't it? It was all quite true. Pretty spot on. Not bad. Yeah, not bad. Not bad. Survivable as a roast. It seems to know you

at least a little bit. Maybe Chet GBT's quite nice. Did you do me? Sure did. Okay. Clint Roberts, the guy who somehow looks like both a surfer and an accountant

at the same time, he's Bree's emotional support adult. There to reign in the chaos but also 100% enabling it. The man's been in radio forever, yet somehow still gets surprised when things go wrong. Why does he always sound like

he's about to pitch you a slightly dodgy business idea? Mate, hear me out. What if we turned this into a side hustle? Classic Clint. ZM's responsible-ish dad who secretly loves the madness.

Pretty spot on. It's not bad. Pretty spot on. It's not bad. spot on It's not bad Yeah Could have been more brutal Yeah I was ready I was ready to really

Take some heat eh Yeah But obviously Careful what you ask for though Obviously there's just Obviously we're just Not roastable Just not that roastable

Obviously just nothing Nothing to pick on here So Pretty happy Good for us ZDM's Brayne Clint A girl named Sophia Has gone super viral Yeah. So. Pretty happy. Good for us. Zed in's brain cleanse. A girl named Sophia has gone super viral,

reaching 10 million views with her story about the worst possible thing that she believes could ever happen on a date. Okay. And it happened to her. Oh, okay. Right? Lived experience. Lived experience. She says that it was about the 10th date with

this guy that she was seeing and she said, we went and got sandwiches from one of our favourite local spots and we were going to watch the sunset with blankets in the back of the car. The sun was setting and we started eating. I felt completely fine and my stomach was not upset. She then started to feel a little bit unwell. However, I take a bite of my sandwich and I let out a little toot. I didn't think anything of it. Then all of a sudden, something felt off. I moved and then I knew. In my head, I'm thinking, I just pooed myself. Turns out, I had pooed myself.

And I went into complete panic and I said out loud, oh my God, I've just pooped my pants. He starts laughing and says, oh my God, no, you didn't. Stop it. I don't believe you. I got out of the car and I ripped off my one-piece camo jumpsuit that I was wearing because all the poo was trapped inside. I ripped the whole thing off on the side of the road because I wasn't going to sit in my jumpsuit of poo. She admits she freaked out and she fully realised what was happening.

Her partner, sorry, realised what was happening. And luckily he's a first responder. So he actually sprung into action and used blankets to cover her up and took her back to her mum's house. She's with the right man, yeah. And got her cleaned up. And six years later they just got engaged. Oh, it's a beautiful story.

Isn't it? Well, it's a horrible story. But a it? Well, it's a horrible story. But a great ending. But mixed in with the poo is some beauty. Isn't it? She started ripping her jumpsuit off. I would not have done that. I would have gone for the blanket.

I would have wrapped myself and I would have, you know. Just extra layers between. You know the thing I think she's done well is she's front footed it straight away. Whereas I think if I was in that situation. You'd try and hide it. I think I would try and hide it. And I feel like. And that would make it so much worse.

If you can own it, which is very hard to do, but it's the same as anything. And I always say this to people. You know when you go on trips with friends? Yeah. Or like, you know, you're sharing a bathroom and whatever. I front-footed at the start of the trip straight away. And I'll be like, right, guys, anyone need to go to the toilet because I'm going to have to do a poo.

And I just front-footed straight away and then everyone feels comfortable. Oh, wow. Okay. What a nice start to the holiday. Oh, so you would try and hide it and pretend you didn't poo for three days. Yeah, correct. I'd be like, man, I love visiting that lobby. God, they'd be like, man, Clint spends a lot of time in the hotel lobby, doesn't he?

You're at an Airbnb. It means you'd be pooing in the front lawn. I'd be like, oh, guys, I think I need to pop down to Zed service station for one of those delicious vegan pies. You just need to move past it and just front foot it and be like, guys, at this time every morning. Yeah, why does Clint get a vegan pie from Zed every morning after he has a coffee? Roughly, I will be using the bathroom. So go beforehand if you want, then we're good to go. She's lucky it was date 10.

I think that helps too. Yeah, well, I mean, they kind of knew each other by then. Date 10. Date 10's a lot. I'm 10 years into my relationship i don't know that i would handle it that well yeah i think i'd still try and hide it i definitely i definitely would not hide it from my partner but i feel like it's from you guys i probably i'd be oh nah i'd probably actually just tell you now we'd like you to hide it from us producers would you like me to hide it

from you yeah if you could hide it from me. Producers, would you like me to hide it from you? Yeah, if you could hide it from me. What if I needed you in that situation? I would go get you a bowl. Ew. From the kitchen. Well, I'm not telling Ella. I'll get you a bucket. I would look after you.

A bucket. I'd do anything. I'd dive in front of a bus for you. Oh, that's so sweet. Yes, that is. I'm the favourite. Lucky you. You get to deal with the mess.

We want to know what's the worst thing that ever happened to you on a date. What is the worst possible thing? It doesn't have to be bathroom related. It could be. But the thing that you thought you'll never recover from this, and maybe you did, maybe you didn't. Maybe it worked out, maybe it didn't. But it happened to you, like we said earlier.

It's part of your lived experience. The worst thing that ever happened on a date. Maybe you want to share, maybe it wasn't you and maybe it was the person you were on a date with. Yeah, exactly. Oh, yeah. You know? Yeah, did it happen to you or them? ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. A girl has shared the beautiful

story of her and her now fiance and how on their 10th date she poo-pooed her pants and he handled it very well and six years later they're now engaged. He wrapped her in a blanket and drove her to her mum's house. It's kind of

perfect. It's a perfect way to deal with it, eh? It is. And she said he is a first responder, so good in, you know, high pressure situations. Do you reckon he wound down all the windows in the car? 100%. Yeah. Which is a kindness.

It is. Isn't it? Yeah. For him and you. Yeah. So we asked, what's the worst thing that ever happened to you on a date? And there are some doozies coming through. We will start with Anonymous.

Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. Tell us, what's the worst thing that ever happened to you on a date? So it was on the second date. Me and the date decided to go for a drive and this was at night. Okay. We decided, we went along like a really windy road

and we were going like what the speed limit was. But I get like motion sickness, I get car sick. Yeah. Right. And I didn't tell him this. And then it got to a point where I was just feeling really queasy. Yeah. And I was like, oh, now I'm in a bad time to let you know I get car sick.

And he goes, oh, would you like me to slow down? I'm like, yep. And then like a couple of minutes passed and I'm like, I need to pull over. So we pulled over. Yeah. I went to go like stand out of the car, like get out of the car, but I didn't make it in time. And I just threw up out of the door. Did you get any in the car?

Luckily, nothing got in the car, thank God. Oh, thank goodness. And nothing on my shoes or anything like that. It was all on the ground but I was mortified. Anonymous. That is mortifying, you poor thing. Was there a goodnight kiss at the end of the night? No, he said he wanted to but...

Yeah, but he couldn't stomach it. Oh, no. Fantastic. Fantastic. That's exactly what we're talking about. There's quite a few throwy-uppy ones, isn't there? Yeah. Did you read the one about the shower?

No. This is an absolute doozy. Someone said, My boyfriend had moved in with me and we'd been living together for about a week. He'd gone to the bathroom, was in there for about 20 minutes and at the time I really needed to pee. So as he walked out, I went straight in and it absolutely reeked.

I ended up throwing up. He was in the next room and he could hear me. We're still together to this day. The shame's not on you. The shame's on him for causing such a mess that it caused you to throw up. If you're doing things in the bathroom that make people throw up, yes, look at what you're putting into your body. We asked what's the worst thing that happened to you on a date.

Someone said, we went away camping for a weekend. I forgot my denture glue. He didn't know that I had a top denture. He didn't even make a big deal about it. He made sure all my food was okay for me to eat without my dentures in. What a nice guy. He mashed up all your camping food for you. That is a keeper, an absolute keeper.

Oh, thanks, babe. That's so nice of you. Hey, I'm so sorry that I forgot my deep shot. It's kind of killed the mood a bit, hasn't it? We can still kiss, though. All I think about is my nan who... Babe, can you chew my scroggin' for me? I would love a bit of scroggin'.

Can you feed me like a little baby bird? Can you eat my scroggin' for me? I would love a bit of scroggin'. And you feed me like a little baby bird? Here, I'll open my mouth, and you just spit it in there. My friend went on a date with a guy who insisted he drive her home. He then drove her 20 minutes in the opposite direction to pick up a dog

that he shares with his ex. He just wanted to show his ex the new girl. That's what he wanted to do. You reckon? Yeah. Oh, that's so awkward. Not cool. What about this one?

I was in a same-sex indoor gardening relationship with a girl, then went out on another date with a different girl and found out that was actually girl number one's ex. Then girl one found out. Safe to say it didn't go down very well. Like this. I had the wrong person show up for a booty call. I've been texting them for two weeks thinking that they were

a completely different person. And when he showed up at my door, I didn't know what to do. Oh, my God, you have to text us back and tell us what you did. Yeah, what happened? You cannot leave us on that kind of cliffhanger. I need to know. Did you, obviously, you're like, I'm here now. No.

Why not? Well, they didn't, it was the wrong person. They didn't want a booty call with that person. Yeah, but, I mean, you've set it up. You've done all the groundwork. We know how you operate. Yeah. Do you want to read the rowing one?

The rowboat one? Oh, yes. The rowboat one. Hold on. Here it is. The question was, the worst thing that ever happened to you on a date? Yes. This person said, worst thing that ever happened to me on a date was getting the worst period of

my life at the age of 45 on a date on a rowboat. I had nowhere to go. Worst thing was I was dressed for sailing in white shorts. Oh, God. And you know what? I said to you off air because we were talking about this one. That is every woman's worst nightmare.

Like, I'm telling you. Yeah. It will really show how a guy handles himself in that situation. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You'll be able to tell then if he's a keeper or not. Yeah, it's a baptism of fire for both of you. Big time. Oh, they've text back.

The person who had the wrong person show up for a booty call. Oh, yeah, what'd they say? I ended up sleeping with him because I felt bad. Told you. Oh, babes, you're here now. Come on. Oh, you're here now. I wonder if she told him that he was the wrong guy.

I don't think so. Why would you? Yeah. You don't want to make anyone feel bad. Oh, definitely. You're like, wait a second. Wait, have I been texting you? Ah, well.

In you come. Oh, well, come on. In you come. I've already lit all these candles. Red wine? We're going to do a birthday banger next. The ZM Podcast Network. Time for a birthday banger.

Free and clean. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Let's do your birthday bangers for Tuesday. Number one songs when you turn 16. We'll do three. Nathan's going to go first. G'day, Nathan. Hi, Nathan.

Nathan! Nathan! Okay, we'll come back to Nathan. We'll get caught on that. Let's go to Shanley. Hi, Shanley. Hi, Shanley. Hi.

How are you? Good, and you? Yes, very well. Thank you, Shanley. All we need is your date of birth, my love. 19th of, Shanley. All we need is your date of birth, my love. 19th of March, 2001. All right, that means you were 16 in 2017.

We've done our calculations and here's your birthday banger. Oh, it's a comeback banger from Lorde. I think it won her a Grammy this. The album did anyway. Bang on. Lord, Green Light. Do you like it, Shanley? 50-50 on that. 50-50.

I love it. I love it. She's probably more of a solar power girl. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Olivia's here. Hi, Olivia.

Hi, Olivia. Hi. How's your day been, Liv? Not too bad. Finished for the day? Yeah. Just on the way home from work. Oh, good to hear.

What's your DOB, Liv? 25th of March, 1980. All right. That means you were 16 in 1996. And back in 96, this was at the top. Oh, get it, Liv. Say it with me. What a ripper, Liv.

What do you reckon, Liv? Shocker. Shocker. Shocker. No. No, I love it. Nah, imagine you get a couple of snake bites. Bonafide classic.

This comes on at the bar. You'd have a dance, wouldn't you, Olivia? Yeah, maybe. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, go on. Go on. Okay, wait there. We were saying Nathan. It's actually Vaishan.

Hi, Vaishan. Vaishan. How you going? Sorry about that, Vaishan. That's right. That's our bad, mate. Hey, all we need is your birthday. 14th of the 7th, 1999.

All right, that means you were 16 in 2015. And on the 14th of July, 2015, this was at the top. Oh, it's the Poothinator. Meghan Trainor and Charlie Pooh, Marvin Gaye. What do you reckon, Vaishan? To be honest, I don't even know that song. Yeah, yeah, I know. Yeah, not a huge number one hit.

I feel like, I've got this theory. I feel like ever since Taylor Swift said that Charlie Pooh should be a bigger artist on the Tortured Poets department, he has literally vanished off the face of the earth. It's like she cursed him. He's like, I feel like Charlie Puth should be a bigger artist. And then he's like, well, that's my career over. Voldemort has been chasing him, though.

Yeah, yeah. That's why he's got that scar on his eyebrow. Vaishan, Singers You Don't Know Yours. Yeah, good Charlie Puth reference. Singers You Don't Know Yours, you can choose the winner. Green Light, Macarena or Marvin Gaye, Charlie Puth. Green Light, Macarena. No, Green Light or Macarena.

Macarena. You want Macarena. Good man. Good man. Macarena, good choice. Thanks, Bayshun. Olivia, you're the winner of Birthday Banger. You have to do that dance now you promised us.

Yeah, hope you've got a supportive bra on, Liv. Do you know what? I don't even know the move. Oh, what? I can't come on the radio and say shocking stuff like that. You can't be 16 in 1996 and not know the moves to the Macarena. What in the world? Was he doing other things? Whatever.

I bet you were. You know he blinked? She knows how to light a smoke off another smoke, though. Donkey Rooter. Brie and Clint ZM. It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. ZM, Brie and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint. The winner of Birthday Banger today for Olivia from 1996,

it's Los Del Rio and the Macarena. Banger. Someone texted and said, this song is so unfair. How am I supposed to drive and do the Macarena? Quite a few texts with a lot of love for the Macarena. People love the Macarena. Someone said, hey, studio, effing banger. Someone said, I went to the Granville pub in Sydney in 1996

and won a bar shout for dancing to this song. Yes, you did. And Olivia, whose birthday banger it is, doesn't even know the moves. I can't believe that. What a bombshell to drop live on national radio. But you're never too old. Hey, you can always learn. You're never too old, you're never too young for the Macarena.

Never ever. Okay, this is fun. We're going to attempt a name in a haystack next. The most impossible, the most impossible challenge on radio. There is no game on radio that is harder than this game to win. There's not a game.

Name a game that anyone else in New Zealand radio that they're playing that is harder. It doesn't exist. People are like, the secret sounds pretty effing hard. Not as hard as this. It's time to try and find a name in the haystack. The hardest game on radio. It's time to try and find a name in a haystack. The hardest game on radio. Random business, random name. If the person with that name answers the phone,

they win $700 today and we will have found a name in a haystack. It has to be the biggest coincidence in the world. We haven't been close yet. Me and you had a conversation earlier this week, but we need to get Ross Boss on record because this could last for years. This could go on for years.

And the money keeps jackpotting. What if the money gets up to like $10,000, $15,000? Then Ross needs to make good and... Is he going to pay out when it finally goes through? He needs to. He has to.

He signed on for this. Today, the business will be selected by our producer, Ella. Mm-hmm. Ella, where are we calling? I'm going with one of my favourite restaurants. It's called Meze Bar in Auckland. Meze Bar. I know Meze Bar.

Oh yeah. Is it in Vulcan Lane? Sure. One of the lanes? Durham Street. Durham Lane? Yep, Durham Street. I've been there. It's cool. I know. They have a vegan menu. Sounds lovely, Ella. And Claudia, our other producer,

will be picking the name. Who's going to be working there? See, my gut feeling was to go with Owen, but I'm like, you guys are like, it's cool. It's vegan. I'm like, who's a cool vegan? Owen. Yeah, I think Owen could be a cool vegan. Who is a cool vegan? You're going to pick like... Me! Moby. Me!

Ella! Do not pick the name Moby. We only get to play this once a week. Give us a bloody chance. What's more likely, Moby or Owen? Owen. You know who's a cool vegan? Woody Harrelson. Oh, I didn't know he was a vegan.

He is. Okay, we'll go for Woody. What are you doing to us? No, that's not realistic. It's a bonus fact. It's not even a chance that a Woody is going to be working there. Claudia, give us the name. Owen.

Out of those three, it feels the most likely. Let's hope Owen Wilson. Wow. Wow. Is working at the Mezay bar. Owen Wilson. Okay, please connect us, Claudia. How much sweeter is it going to be?

Oh, it's going to be so sweet. If it's Owen. Rub it in Claudia's face. Can I take a cut of the money if it is? Come on, Me. A-Bar. Answer your phone. Good evening, Ms. A-Bar, Iago speaking. Hi there.

Sorry, what was your name? Iago. Iago, did you say? Yeah. Oh, Iago, it's Bree here from ZM. Clint, my mate, is here as well. Hi, Iago. How was your afternoon? Hi. Hello. You're not going to believe this, Iago, it's Bree here from ZM. Clint, my mate, is here as well. Hi, Iago. How was your afternoon?

Hi. Hello. You're not going to believe this, Iago. We're playing a game called Name in a Haystack, and if your name had have been Owen, you would have won $700. Oh, really? Well, my name is actually Owen. Yeah, I just forgot about it.

Yeah, crazy. Must be a bad line. We thought you said Iago. He's quick. He's quick, Iago. So the name was chosen by our friend Claudia Iago, and we said, no, there's no Owens. Do you know anyone called Owen?

I actually don't. Yeah, neither. So no one there works at Meze Bar with the name Owen? No, none of them. Yeah. Well, you're a great representative of Meze Bar. It's a great establishment. We hear you've got a wonderful vegan menu.

Yes, we do have a lot of vegan menu, gluten-free, vegetarian. All the options. But no Owens. But no Owens. Okay. No Owen on the menu. Okay, thanks, Iago. We appreciate you.

Thank you, Iago. Okay, see you. Bye. Wow. Iago. Sorry, I should have known to choose Iago. Is Iago the name of the parrot from Aladdin? It is.

I don't think I've ever met someone with the name Iago. Cool name, though. But we were never going to get that. We were so Jafar off. Oh, it's good. Well done. That was fun Back to the drawing board That's $7.50 next week There's a bonus

$7.50 For name in a haystack I saw this article Talking about This particular acronym That we all use Quite regularly Yeah

And it was asking In the article Do you know what this acronym stands for? Sure. And I looked at it, very common acronym, and then I thought about it and I went, I don't think I do. Right. And I thought

we could put it to the test this afternoon. If you've got any quirky music for me. Acronyms, do you know what they stand for? Clint, producers, everyone's in. You can play along if you're listening as well. The acronym that was very common in my opinion that I had to think about and didn't know was RSVP.

I know that one. I think I know that one. Okay, we've got to think he knows. I 100% know. Claudia, okay, Claudia 100% knows. Ella? No. I know what it stands for, but no.

That's what we're asking. Respond. That's what we're asking, aren't we? What it stands for, yeah. Yeah, the acronym. No. No. What do you think, Clint?

Respondez-vous-plait? Yes. Yeah. It's French. It's French. It's French. It's French. Respondez-vous-plement is what it stands for.

And now that you say that, I'm like, oh, I have heard that before, but it didn't come to me. But there you go. I've got some other ones. Are you guys ready to play? Yes. First one, something that we all use in our millennial lives and Gen Z, a GIF.

Oh, G-I-F, G-I-F. G-I-F. Something that we do see all the time. I've never thought about the fact that that's an acronym. That is an acronym. It'll be something image file. Graphic image file or? Ooh, Ella.

They're not always graphic, though. Graphics interchange format. Ah. Of course. A GIF. Or GIF. GIF is way more. It's GIF. Catchy. Ah. Of course. A gif. Or Jeff. Gif is way more catchy. It's not graphics.

Wait, what did I say? No, you said it right. I said it could be Jeff. Jeff. No, that's the cleaning stuff. Oh, true, yeah. Okay, what about LMK? Oh, I know that one.

I know it. Clint's in. Let me know. Yes, nice work. Let me know is correct. LMK if. Clint's in. Let me know. Yes, nice work. Let me know is correct. Ellen K if we're buzzing in, please. Okay, next one. I-M-O.

Claudia. Claudia's in. In my opinion. That's right. I think it could be in my opinion. That is on the money. In my opinion. Okay, something that gets used in my friendship group quite a lot. Illy.

Ella. I love you. Ella's in. I love you. These are not acronyms anymore. These are just like slang phrases. They're acronyms. Okay. Scuba. Oh. How do you spell that? Acronym Scuba. S-C-U-B-A.

What does it stand for? Oh, I've known this once in my life. Yes life Submergible something Underwater breathing apparatus Oh, not bad Self-contained underwater breathing apparatus That's good for you SCUBA A.K.A?

Claude Yes, Claude Also known as God, you're all over this one, Claude Okay, last one Who knows what the acronym I-I-R-C means? God, you're all over this one, Claude. Okay, last one. Who knows what the acronym IIRC means? IIRC.

Is this a joke? No. If I... Really cared. Really cared. He was on the right track at the start. If I really... K, if I really... Okay.

IIRC. RC. RC. If I really can... K. If I really... K. I-I-R-C. R-C. R-C. If I really think about it. If I recall correctly. I've never heard of that. Yeah. What's B-B-L?

B-B-L-J-Z. I don't know, actually. No, I've never heard of that one. I think big breathing... Llamas. Lungs. Llamas. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, there you go, everybody.

Now you know. Now you know. Now you know. Now you know. K-Y-K. K-Y-K. N-Y-K. He's Gracie Abrams.

Oh, that's right. On ZM. It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. And that's the end of the show, guys. Thank you for joining us. Another day down. Another good day. Another day down.

I'm off to go play some trivia with my trivia squad. What? My trivia squad. Are you going on a pub quiz? Yeah. Oh, right. Remember how I joined a trivia team? Yeah, can you say it like a normal person? My trivia squad. Are you going on a pub quiz? Yeah. Oh, right. Remember how I joined a trivia team? Yeah, can you say it like a normal person?

A trivia squad. You're going to play some trivia with a trivia squad? Yeah. You're going to quiz night? Yeah. Yeah, okay. Isn't that the same? Sounds like you guys are going to put on some kind of uniform.

I don't mind that idea. Actually, that does sound kind of fun. Yeah. Yeah. You know, we're called the Birkenhead Accountants, so maybe we could all go in suits. Do any of you live in Birkenhead? No, that's the funny part of it. But only funny to us because we only

know that. Very nice, Birkenhead. It's lovely Birkenhead. You've been over there? Lovely. Yeah, delightful. Great place. Ah, full of accountants too. Yes, Producer Ella. Can you drop me home? The quiz isn't in Birkenhead. No. It's the opposite direction.

Oh, damn it. Yeah. I thought I got it right. Can you drop me home then? Or else I would have. Yeah, I would have dropped both of you home. Oh, thanks. Next week.

Can you drop me home? I've been drinking. Okay, yeah. Better safe than sorry. Secretly, though, in a coffee cup. Oh, no. School bus. Yeah.

Have a great night, everybody. We'll see you back tomorrow. Bye-bye. Play ZM's Brie and Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok, Have a great night everybody We'll see you back tomorrow Bye bye