ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 18th March 2026
Episode Date: March 18, 2026Chris Mac from Six60 pleads their case for the title of Unofficial National Anthem. Bree's super interesting question. When did you underestimate the walk? Kiwi slang that's made it... to the US> See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Good afternoon everybody
And welcome to the Brie and Clint
Show
Good afternoon, God I'm in a good mood
Are you?
She's lying
She's lying
What are you talking about?
She's assured me it's nothing to do with me.
Nothing to do with you.
I can't assure the producers.
Yeah, that's fine with me as long as I'm off the hook.
I'm kidding.
It's nothing to do with the producers.
But, you know, when people, they ask us, like doing this job,
which is the best job in the world, in my opinion.
It's such a fun and amazing job.
But you know, we always get asked the question,
what's the hardest part about being a radio announcer?
It's probably when you've got stuff,
going on in your life or you're just not in the best mood and then when those mics come on,
we turn it on, don't we?
Well, you're doing a good job of faking it.
No, I'd like to be transparent.
Today, geez, lucky we're not roasting us today.
Yeah, geez.
You might crack.
I think I would.
I'm on the edge.
We might go postal.
Yeah.
Anyway, just wanted to be up front and honest.
No, that's full transparency.
We appreciate that.
Yeah, you guys are welcome.
It's not going to affect my work though today, guys.
I just want to assure you.
Yes, producer Ella.
I was going to say, do you need a hug or a little tickle?
That could get you out of your bad mood.
Definitely not a tickle, but I'll take a hug.
Really?
Do you want to pick you up and shake you?
Yeah.
We could do like a four-way group hug and jump up and down, little circle.
As a woman in her 30s, that's never been a petite woman.
My biggest fear is getting picked up by someone.
Well, I'm the guy.
No.
Remember I gave you that shoulder ride?
No.
Oh, do you want to piggyback around the studio?
Do you want a horsey ride?
Always shares my girls up.
What did I just say?
What did I just say?
I do not want to be picked up in any way.
We can workshop this.
We hear you, we don't believe you.
But I'll take a hug anytime.
Thanks Ella.
We will kick the show off.
It's a big show, guys.
We've got Chris Matt coming in because their song,
it looks like it is going to be in the semi-finals of our hunt
for the unofficial national anthem.
We're pretty sure.
We're pretty sure it's going to go through.
The voting's not closed yet.
You could still change that.
Awkward, because we've already invited him in.
So awkward if you voted out and then he comes in and he's like, what the hell?
Can you imagine?
It's just a hate crime on Chris Mack.
4.30, he's here.
5 o'clock, we announce another roaster for the roast of Bree and Clint.
But first, it's time for Trady versus Lady.
Yes, $50 cash, as always, is up for grabs.
Play Z-Eams, Bree and Clint.
Olivia Rodriguez on ZM.
For you, I guess you moved on really easily.
Our producer Ella was giving us the goss that she reckons OR3 is close,
that there's publicity going up around Los Angeles right now
and that the album could be about to drop, right, Ella?
I reckon she'll, I think we're days away from an announcement post.
Wow.
That's exciting.
In LA, there's like this wall, and she's used that to, like, paint her classic purple color.
And now she's painting over it with a different color.
And so I think we're getting a new color.
Guys, walls, changing colors.
It's crazy up there.
This is exciting.
It's a sign. It's a sign.
This is the main event.
Treaty.
This is Lady.
All right.
score update for the year. The tradies on 17. The ladies, they're on 23. So the tradies have
bridged the gap a little bit, but still some work to do. Yeah, they're getting there.
Our lady's in Marston. She's 40 and she does Edmund with guys that love to talk about sausages.
Wink, wink, wink. Welcome to the show, Talia.
Hello, Talia.
Hello. Are we talking pork or beef?
Well, some are porks of a bee, you know.
I hear you.
And how do you go with sausage chat?
Can you hold your own?
Oh, you've got to just give it back.
Yeah, you've got to hold your own.
Yeah.
No softness here.
Got to hold your own sausage.
What?
You're taking on our trading today, clone from Christchurch.
He's 35, and he is a tradie-vers-lady veteran.
Welcome to the show, Barry.
Gat-a-Baz.
How you doing?
When you say veteran,
What do you mean by that?
Well, I've called up under some different names, and if I win today, this would be my six time winning this.
No way.
Six wins.
Wow.
You can just use your normal name.
It's fine to play multiple times.
We don't mind.
It throws everyone else off listening, you know.
Listen to Barry.
Listen to him.
He's like, I've got an alias.
All right, Barry, if that is your real name, your buzzer is Trady.
Talia, if that is your real name, your buzzer is.
is lady and the first person
to three correct answers gets the 50 bucks
cash from KFC.
Here we go guys, best of luck. Question number one.
If you're in Whistler, what country
would you be in?
Trady. Yes, Barry.
Candida?
Candida. Canada.
Canada.
Canada is correct.
One to the Trades.
Talia, I think you're going to have to be very quick on that buzzer to get a look in today.
But we'll see.
Question number two.
Which superstar, British pop star today, announced two shows in New Zealand later this year?
Yes, Barry.
Harry Stiles?
No.
Talia.
Oh, gosh.
I haven't heard any announcements.
You haven't heard the big announcement?
It's a huge announcement.
Oh, no.
Can we go again?
No, we'll give Talia a second and then we'll buzz it out.
A big British.
Yeah.
Huge.
Three, two, one.
No.
Hey, not a bad guess.
Robbie Williams is who we were looking for.
He's doing Auckland and Christchurch.
Both stadiums.
He's doing Eden Park and Tikaha.
That's going to be incredible.
No points there.
Still one to the tradies.
Question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
Yes, Barry.
The weekend?
It is the weekend.
Well done.
Two to the Trades.
You need this one, Talia, to stay in it.
Question number four.
Heated rivalry is a TV series that revolves around which sport?
Ladies.
Yes, Talia.
Ice hockey.
Yes, ice hockey.
Ice hockey is correct.
Don't second guess yourself, Talia.
Go with your gut.
It was right in the first place.
One to the ladies, two to the tradies.
Question number five.
What is one of the main ingredients
in a Pavlova.
Grady.
Yes, Barry.
Sugar?
Yeah, yes, sugar is one.
Yep.
And that's the game.
That's the game.
That is.
Is that win number six,
Barry, or are you on to seven wins now?
That's seven now.
That's beaten Jordan.
Have you not lost Barry?
I lost the very first time I rung up.
Oh, and you never wanted to have that feeling again, did you, Bass?
Well, don't take it personally, Talia.
you may be playing the greatest tradie of tradie versus lady of all time.
No, she's furious.
She's not talking to us anymore.
No.
Oh, no.
That was pretty cool.
Pretty hard to go off again.
Hey, Talia, call back anytime and play.
We'd love to have you on again, okay?
Okay, thank you.
All good.
ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast.
Let's check in with our quest to find the unofficial national anthem of New Zealand.
And Z's unofficial national anthem
And we're very honored to have in the studio
One of the nominees for the unofficial national anthem
Chris Mac from 660's here
That's me, I'm Chris Matt from 660
You are Chris Mac from 660
Your song, Chris Mack from 660, is doing extremely well
In fact, it's into the semi-finals
That's incredible
Let's not tell him which song it is
What song do you think is in the mix
To become the unofficial New Zealand anthem?
It's like a deep...
cut from the first album.
Order from the EP, Desperado.
That is a deep cut for real fans.
If you know what song I'm talking about, Desperado, you're a real fan.
You're a number one.
Yeah, I do.
You do?
It's crazy because that's the song that is...
There's no way you know that song, by the way.
No, I don't.
No, of course you don't.
No, he gave me a look.
He goes, I don't know.
You know the song, don't you?
Don't get your roots.
Don't forget your roots.
Of course.
It is currently one of the four remaining
songs. We started out with 32.
We've gone day by day by day
eliminating these things based on votes. And this
is into the final four. Okay.
Now, Chris Mack, would you like
to know who you are currently up against?
More than anything else in the world.
Yeah. So it's a semi-final.
Whoever wins this battle will go through to the
final tomorrow. Right.
And to do that, I mean, easy.
Easy, right? All you guys have
to do is 660, the band.
All you have to do is
beat Dave Dobbins
Slice of Heaven.
Your arch nemesis.
Sir Dave Dobbin.
Yeah.
Do things have to get physical around here?
Am I going to have to beat up, Dave?
Well, I hope you don't.
I imagine.
I never would.
I never would.
He's a lovely man.
But Dave, this is...
Look, I'm doing it right now.
I'm calling him out.
Yeah.
Things are going to be...
Fistie cuffs between me and Dober.
I want to know from you, Chris Beck,
if you would have rather...
go up against the other two songs.
Yeah.
Oh, this could be insultsies of other people, though.
Well, the other...
Well, I mean, Dave Dobbin's Sice of Heaven
is a juggernaut of a song, so...
I would say all four songs that we're left with, a juggernaut.
They're all amazing.
You could put, like, all Dave Dobbin songs up,
and we...
You know what I mean?
Like, he's got so many bangers.
Well, the last round was Slice of Heaven versus Loyal.
Oh, God.
What...
So, would you...
If you wanted, I guess, the easier road through to the finals,
would you have preferred slice of heaven,
Poirier,
or the drinking anthem that is bliss.
Because those are the four remaining songs.
I honestly can't separate the four songs.
I don't know what's going to happen.
No, but you should.
You should, and the people have voted.
The people have voted for these four songs to go through,
and I think they've got it right.
That's very kind.
But, I mean, those three songs,
Yeah.
It's New Zealand.
That's New Zealand on a plate.
Yes.
This is, oh my God, what a song.
So you want to hear some of the songs you have eliminated.
Yeah, yeah, let's put them down.
So in the first round,
the first round, you obliterated Evermore's running.
Oh, I like that song.
Such a good song.
Yeah.
In round two, you said, shove it up your bum, Nelfin,
and you beat Don't Dream It's Over from Crowded House.
That's huge.
I mean, one of the greatest songs, like, not in New Zealand,
globally.
Globally.
Globally.
The people said,
nah,
don't forget your roots
is going through.
And then yesterday
in the quarter final...
I'm sure you'll be devastated.
You guys beat Savage.
A career low.
What?
Guys, did you forget
that you please give it up for Savage?
Please give it up for Saturday.
Yeah, you guys beat this song yesterday.
By a lot.
The winner of this competition
when we find them on Friday afternoon,
and Bree and I are going to play it on, not on instruments, on CDJs.
Oh, that's a bit.
Unless you want to come play bass.
It will be played live on stage at symphony in front of 35,000 people.
It will? Yes.
I'm going to be there.
Yes.
I'm going to go to that.
So Chris Mack, that's your camera there.
Hello, camera.
Could you please appeal to the listeners of ZM and encourage them to vote for, well, your song, I guess, if you think that's the deserved winner.
Please tell the people why they should vote for 660 to be the unofficial national anthem.
Right now, I am appealing.
Very appealing.
Please vote for our song,
even though it probably doesn't deserve to win,
but please vote for it.
Because I've turned up.
Any of the other people turned up?
No.
That's true.
Come on, guys.
I'm here for you.
I've been dancing in the studio.
We've been hanging out.
We've been swapping homegrown stories
that can't go on air.
I'm here, and I'm appealing.
Very appealing.
You know what?
I did the same joke twice,
but I felt it bad repeating.
You know what?
Yeah.
I think it was just the right amount of desperate.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
That's what people say about our show.
That's the logline.
You know?
That is our tagline of the show.
Dead is Franklin.
660 and don't forget your roots.
Semi-finalist in our quest to find the unofficial national anthem of New Zealand.
We've just farewelled a very energetic Chris Mack.
He was very pumped to be in the semis.
Yeah.
He's always pumped to have a semi.
Yeah.
We all are, actually.
Yeah, I mean, you know, it's always a good thing.
Often better than the final.
Yeah.
Oh, it depends.
Depends how the final goes.
It's a big semi, too.
So if you want to vote at Brian Clint on Instagram,
it's 660 versus Dobbin and Poirier versus Bliss.
I can't split him.
I can't split him.
That's nearly a full stiffy to me.
You lost the analogy.
It's just...
It's a stiff final.
Oh, stiff competition.
Yeah, stiff competition.
All right.
Z-Dames, Brian Clint.
You want a feel-good story?
Yeah.
I think I need a feel-good story today.
And this one hits the spot.
A couple in Napier by the name of Larry and Lois.
What a great couple name.
Larry and Lois Laurent.
Oh, even better, I was going to say.
I hope their last name is L.
Laurent, Laurent.
Laurent.
Currently, Larry's.
95 and Lois is 90
and they have been married
oh this needs a drum roll
for 70 years
well I hope so at that age
I thought you're going to be like two years
which would also be cute actually
yeah just as cute
70 years
70 years yeah they first met at
Napier public hospital when Lois was 14
and Larry was 20
they were both having medical procedures
and then they went their separate ways
And four years later, when she was 18 and he was 24,
they bumped into one another while Lois was walking with her mum to get library books.
Cute.
This is not the cutest story you've ever heard?
They asked Larry how they ended up getting together and he said, and I quote,
she'd improved her appearance greatly and so we got together.
Shot Larry.
Shot Larry.
Treat him mean, keeping keen.
Still nigging at 90.
So good.
So get this.
They were married on March 3rd, 1956.
Wow.
Isn't that amazing?
Yeah.
They've been married for so long, and I didn't realize that this was a thing,
but they got a letter from King Charles and Queen Camilla.
Oh, okay.
Congratulations them.
That's impressive.
I know you get it for your 100th birthday.
I didn't know you got it for particular wedding anniversaries.
Yeah.
I've just had a look into it.
70 years of platinum anniversary.
Is that like a platinum ring?
Well, 70, that's called your platinum anniversary.
Like you have your diamond and your...
Yeah, but doesn't that mean you normally get a gift?
So you get the traditional gift.
It's weird to say traditional because no time in history
would couples have lived long enough to celebrate their platinum anniversary.
It's true.
You know?
But tradition dictates jewelry,
personalized photoplarks,
custom keepsakes or romantic experiences,
and the flower for a platinum anniversary is a chrysanthemum.
A chrysanthanum.
Chrysanthemum.
Chrysanthemum.
Chrysanthemum.
Chrysanthemum.
At least it's not a sea an enanademy.
Oh, and the traditional sea creature is a seenonym.
Yeah, right.
And the sauce?
Was shush-d-de-shash-o-s-sha.
Wish-de-s-s-sha.
Yeah.
Well, that's a beautiful story.
Isn't that lovely?
I just want to say congratulations to Lois and to Larry on your 70 years.
Apparently, Larry said that they've never fought,
and that's because he's kept his mouth shut.
And I quote.
Shot Larry.
I have a beer with Larry.
This guy sounds like a lad.
70 years.
Get it, Larry.
Zatems, Brean Clint, podcast.
We talk about Hillary Duff for a second.
Oh, yeah?
Because Hillary Duff.
She's having a moment right now.
Big time.
Another moment.
She already had a huge moment early when she was young.
Oh, yeah.
Why are you giving me that face like she didn't?
Well, no, yeah.
She did.
But I feel like it goes without saying that she's having another moment.
Like this is her comeback moment.
Yeah, but she's already been in the spotlight big.
And now this is her comeback moment.
Yep.
In the spotlight.
Okay, sorry.
Wait, who's the bigger hill?
Hillary Duff fan.
I feel like it's me.
It's not me.
I feel like I definitely know more about the Duff.
And I only learned the difference between Hillary Duff and Hannah Montana this year.
That's right.
So it's definitely you.
I'm not trying to...
You thought the best of both worlds was a Hillary Duff hit.
How pissed off would you be if I started claiming to be the Hillary Duff expert on the show?
I'd be so annoyed at you.
It'd be hard.
I just have to learn both of her songs and then which TV show she was on.
Oi.
You back up off my turf.
I want to talk about her because she is involved in a revelation that I made this week.
A revelation?
Yeah, revelation.
Where I think that some Kiwi slang has entered the...
Hillary Duff.
No.
Has entered the US zeitgeist.
Oh, okay.
I think it's entered into the US vocabulary.
Okay.
I'm going to play you this clip.
So essentially, this is Hillary Duff on the Jimmy Fallon show.
Right.
And they're talking about what was Hillary's favorite on-screen love interest.
Right.
But don't let that distract you from what I believe is the Kiwi slang being used by one of the people in this clip.
Oh, I'm excited.
Your favorite on-screen love interest.
This is a buzzy question.
I know who I'm going to guess.
I'm just going to stick to it because I just watched it with my daughter,
and it's embarrassing that she always wants to watch it.
I'm going to say Chad Michael Murray.
Uh, exquisite me, Jimmy Fallon.
Mm-hmm.
That was Jimmy Fallon saying,
Buzzy.
You and I went to L.A.
About six years ago,
looking for Channing Tatum, seven years ago.
Yeah.
And at that time,
Buzzy was a huge part of our vocabulary.
Yeah, particularly with producer Ellie.
Everything that was interesting was Buzzy.
Oh, that's Buzzy.
And I remember Americans saying to us...
What does that mean?
What's Buzzy?
I've looked it up just in case.
Yeah.
And the slang term Buzzy...
describes something that is exciting, creates a buzz, is lively, or is a bit surreal slash trippy, which is exactly how we use.
While it has been in the English language as an adjective for sounds since the 19th century,
it's modern usage as a slang adjective to describe atmospheric cultural relevance originated most prominently from New Zealand.
That's us. Wow.
He's using it in that context.
Isn't that crazy?
Can you, Claudia?
Isn't that buzzy G?
Yeah, nice.
We had that stigma in everything.
Buzzy G.
Buzzy G.
Claudia, can you email Jimmy Fallon
and ask him if he can come on the show later?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
We always talk.
Can we get him on by at least five?
Yeah, I'll give me like 4.30.
If Hillary's around, can you get her on too?
Yeah.
Tell her I'm a huge fan.
Of her song.
of her song.
Both of her songs.
Best of both worlds.
Best of both songs.
And the hoe down, throw down.
That's the best of Hillary Duff right there.
I don't know.
The ZM Podcast Network.
Time for the T.
The T. Live from L.A. with D. McCarthy.
Dean, this is such an interesting story.
And I thought it had gone away.
But the woman at the center of the Coldplay,
CEO, Kiss Cam, Cheating Scandal thing,
has done a major interview.
I did not expect to be seeing the kiss cam woman getting interviewed by Oprah Winfrey.
What?
Let me tell you what they talked about because it was a really fascinating interview.
So the kiss cam lady, remember she got on the kiss cam, she jumped, she was with her, you know, boss.
Well, it turns out here's what we now know.
She was actually separated from her husband at the time.
And he, the CEO that she was in canoodling, was also separated from his partner at the time as well.
But what happened was, so when she was on the way to the concert,
her daughter texts her saying,
oh my goodness, you're going to be at the concert.
So sad because they were separated,
but the dad was also on his way to cold play,
and she was on her way to cold play.
So apparently the reaction of like, oh, my goodness, so on the screen,
she knew that her estranged husband was in the crowd,
and that was kind of what caused the real jolt of shock
because she knew that he was actually in the crowd,
and that she did say that, like,
They were actually separate at the time.
Yeah.
And that it wasn't as sinister.
Look, look.
I'm not buying a single bit of it, Dean.
We can choose to believe her or not believe her.
The more interesting part to me is that, one, this is somebody that Oprah wants to interview.
This is Oprah who usually interviews Prince Harry and Megan Markle.
And two, that she actually wants to do this interview.
I thought you would just want to keep your head down until the whole thing blew over.
It's not like she's a celebrity with a movie career to resurrect.
You know?
Unless Oprah often are a bunch of cash.
Oh, I didn't even think about that.
Remember the cash thing?
People want cash money.
Don't you think it like, and you know, let's be clear,
I know Oprah's number one fan, but I think it really cheapens Oprah.
I thought so too.
Weird.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Next she's going to get on that Walmart kid that, you know, that did the yodling in Walmart.
The yodling kid.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get him.
Yeah.
Oh, Hawk Tour girl could do a follow-up interview.
Get Hawk Tour on there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Who else could she get?
Catch me outside, girl.
Oh, get cashed me outside.
I think, I think Dr. Phil's got exclusive rights to her, but yeah, that's a good option too.
Well, that interview, it'll be interesting in the sense, I think, that it's even happening, you know?
And also, it's an Oprah podcast.
Oprah's a podcaster now because it's 2026 and everybody is a podcaster.
Yeah, haven't you seen The Sex and the City reboot TV show?
Even Carrie Bradshaw's a podcaster now.
No, they killed that storyline faster than they killed the.
series. That is the T
with Dean McCarthy. It's
ZAM's Bree and Clint podcast.
You know, I don't think there's a detail
that emerges
about Harry Styles that our producer
Ella misses. I don't think
he has had a bowel movement in the last
six years that she wasn't aware of.
Is he regular? Ella, what time
is he go?
Yeah, twice a day. Twice a day.
Twice a day. Sometimes if he has dessert,
how often does
he have dessert?
Boy, needs some fibre.
Yeah, he's a runner, he's a trackster
Some sillium husk
Yeah, get some sillium husk in your Harry Styles
You brought us a story today
Which on the face of it, very boring
I know, I pitched it and then I was like, I redact that
We're going to do something with it
We're going to do something with it
Okay
Ella, tell us the story about Harry Styles
Going for a big walk
Well, everyone, Harry Styles as you might have seen
was on S&L last week
Yes, yes
SNL, they're like a comedy, fun sketch
No, no, we know what SNL is.
You might, but someone in the car might not.
No, everyone knows what S&L is.
Yeah, don't be so patronising to people in the car.
Okay, sorry, guys.
Take that back.
He was a musical guest and host,
so when there is a guest and host and blah, blah, blah,
they are there the whole week for rehearsals, for promo, for everything.
And apparently, he didn't drive from where he was staying at.
He walked.
Now, why does this matter?
Well, the walk, everyone, was two hours and 49 minutes.
every day. Every day for a week.
Wait.
From his accommodation to the set of Saturday Night Live.
Yeah, from Brooklyn.
Total or is that one way?
That's one way.
So I wonder if he did a return trip as well.
What the actual F?
Yeah, because people were bumping into him and Zoe Critts.
On the Brooklyn Bridge.
I saw a couple of videos where he...
Oh, he's fist bumping people, wasn't he?
Yes, because the girl saw him in Zoe Kravitz,
and then she turned her phone around, and she was like,
I'm listening to you right now, and he, like, fist bumping people.
The dream.
God.
Maybe he's trying to get fit for the tour.
Yeah, I guess so.
I mean, he's a fit guy regardless.
He's a fit guy anyway.
Isn't he?
That seems ridiculous.
Yeah, he is.
That sounds like a ridiculous waste of time
for a very famous, very busy person.
Yeah, I wonder if maybe he didn't have anything else on.
Yeah.
Maybe he was like, this is my focus this week.
But how long did you say?
Two hours and 49 minutes.
God, he'd be stinky by the time he got there.
You'd need a shower.
Yeah, you would.
But I guess you could.
They'd have dressing rins and stuff.
To all the people that are texting through saying, I don't know what S&L is.
Suck it!
You're saying it to the people who don't know because they shouldn't know.
No, I agree with you, Ella.
I agree with you.
Yeah, suck it to those people.
No, suck it to you.
Because you told me off.
Oh, you said it first.
Is it's now Saturday Night Live.
I don't believe them.
I don't believe those people.
And those people just, they're stirring us.
They're trolling us.
They're trolling.
Yeah, ISNL.
Side track.
Are you guys excited for the UK version of ISNL?
very excited. One of my mates is a writer. He booked a writing job on that show.
Was that the job you also went for?
I wish. I wouldn't even get a look in to get a bloody...
They were going to book her and then they heard her Rita aura impression.
And they're like, you're not allowed into the UK.
S&L UK would eat that Rita or impression up. That's the reason I would get the job.
Let's hear it one more time.
Hello, it's me, Rita aura. How you going?
Oh, look, phone's not ringing.
Oh, Tyker, come on in here, Tyker.
I am Tiger.
So, what are we doing with the very boring Harry Stiles going for a big walk news?
Well, we want to ask you this afternoon, when did you underestimate the length of the walk?
Perhaps you were on your way home from town and you looked at the Uber prices and they were surging and you're like,
Nana, we can walk to the North Shore of Auckland.
Or, I don't know, maybe you were in Gisband at Rhythm and Vines
and you couldn't get one of the buses home at the end of the night
and you're like, Nana, we'll just walk back into town.
Or maybe it was an actual hike you did.
Like me, when I got roped into doing the Tongarero crossing
and it was the worst thing I've ever done.
Not exaggerating.
It might be the most hated thing I've ever experienced in this country.
There's only one person I can think I'll.
that would hate the Tongaero Crossing more than you.
And that's my wife.
Has she done it?
Yes, she would and she will never do it again.
It's awful.
And I'll tell you why.
I like that.
It's so long, so boring.
And there's so many people on the damn walk
that it doesn't even feel like you're in nature.
You have to wait for the person ahead of you
to get up the hill before you can keep walking.
It's ridiculous.
Our question is, when did you underestimate
the length of the walk
and you didn't realize until you were too far
into it to turn back.
0,800 dial Z-M
or you can text your story to
9-6-9-6.
5 and a half hours in my life, I'll never get back.
5 and a half hours, you made good time.
Yeah, I wanted to get the hell out of there
as soon as possible.
A ZM's Breinclin podcast.
Alla just told us about
the rumor that Harry Stiles walked
2 hours and 40 minutes each day
to get to the set of SNL
which is a TV show called Saturday Night Live,
which we didn't realize we needed to explain,
but apparently we do.
Yeah, it's only been on for 50 seasons.
Anyway.
Well, you're right, Ella.
You never know who's listening.
And there was people that had never heard of SNL.
Some people aren't on the internet, and that's okay.
Some people aren't on the internet.
I'm for the people of the show.
You guys listening at home, I'm for you guys.
No, you're just happy that for the first time
you've heard of something that other people haven't.
Yeah.
Ella asked us today, because,
There's a big concert announcement.
Ella asked us who Robbie Williams was and what songs he sings.
She goes, what are his big songs?
Angels, actually.
She had briefly heard of angels, but none of the others.
So it's nice to be in the know for a change is all I'm saying, isn't it, Ella?
Times are changing, mate.
You're eventually, you're going to know everything,
and then you're going to meet people that know nothing.
Oh, yeah.
It's called aging.
Yeah.
Can't wait.
And then you get to talk down to them the way we talk down to you.
It'll be your turn.
Yeah, don't worry, you've got collagen.
We don't.
Suckers.
We've asked you the question.
When did you underestimate the length of a walk?
Sarah's here.
Hi, Sarah.
Hi, Sarah.
Gailay, guys.
Tell us, mate.
What walk did you do?
How long was it?
Walked Mount Vice and Kikora.
Okay.
And it turned out to be eight hours.
How long?
Eight hours, geez.
Eight hours.
How long were you anticipating when you embarked on the walk?
Cheeky four, cheeky five.
Yeah, that's a lot.
Did you have enough food and water for that long?
No, ran out of water halfway, had the dog.
And I thought, you know, being a mountain.
Oh, the dog.
Yeah, I had a dog.
And I thought being a mountain would be a couple of creeks creeping by.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
What kind of dog was it?
She was a husky.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, okay.
Was it hot?
Yeah.
Oh, God.
What a disaster.
Bug of that, because by the time you're over it, you're halfway,
and then you have to just keep going.
Someone said, Bree, if you hate the Tongarero crossing so much because there's so many people on it,
you should start the Tongarero crossing at 2am.
That way you won't come across another person and you will see the most beautiful sunrise.
Oh, let me see.
What could possibly make the Tongarero crossing worse?
Doing it at 2 in the morning, I think, would do that.
14-year-old me walked six kilometres because my dad wasn't home.
By the time I got there, dad was in fact home.
Wow.
What about this?
That sounds like bad parenting.
It does.
When I was in high school, I lived in a rural town,
and we lived about 12 kilometres from my school.
One morning I missed the bus,
and instead of pulling a sickie,
I decided I would walk,
not knowing how long it would take me.
I think I got to school at about midday,
and I was so tired that I decided to then fake a sickie
and rang mum to come pick me up.
Epic.
Someone sticks us and they said,
I unwittingly walked from Auckland CBD to Mission Bay for a Benson Boone listening party.
Now what that person has done is they've accidentally done Round the Bays, haven't they?
Is that what Round the Bays is?
It is, isn't it?
Doesn't it start a Mission Bay and it goes all the way to the city?
Yes, I believe so.
It's like 8 and a little bit K.
Also, Flex, Ella's husband came second in Round the Bays on the weekend.
Take a moment for that.
It's crazy.
You know how people have never heard of Saturday Night Live.
I've never heard of Round the Bays.
Have you not?
Oh no, sorry, I never want to hear about Round the Bays.
If you came second, you'd be talking all about it.
Careful.
Careful.
Hey, if I'd train, maybe I could come second.
Careful, we'll sign you up for it.
Okay, no, please don't do that.
Please don't do that.
I apologize and congratulations to your husband, Ryan.
Then what a great achievement.
Clip it up, write it down.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
You did that 50K walk a couple of years ago for that charity.
Yes, I did.
That was, I think that took us about eight hours.
Someone said I signed up for an Oxfam walk.
It's a hundred kilometres.
It took us 22 hours nonstop.
Oh, your hips.
What did you walk just for 22 hours straight?
Sounds like it.
Because when we did the 50 kilometre walk in one day,
when we stopped, as soon as we stopped my entire pelvis seized up.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Everything just seizes up.
I don't know how you could walk 100 kilometres straight.
Yeah.
In the early 2000s in our teenage mission years,
we were going from Hamilton to the Mount from New Year's.
A convoy parked in a random layby where we pitched our tents,
had some drinks,
and then started our walk down the highway towards town.
Halfway there, the New Year's fireworks went off.
Oh, no.
And we hadn't even made it to the mainland yet.
Oh, well, I like this one.
My friend and I didn't want to pay the exuberant Uber prices
Leaving Laneway Festival,
so we decided to walk away from Western Springs
to see if they would get cheaper.
They didn't.
Ended up walking all the way home to Mount Roskell.
Took our shoes off halfway because our feet were killing us.
Got the steps in, though.
Yeah, you did.
That's a long way, Western Springs to Mount Roskull.
By the time you got home, you would have been sober, too.
Sober as a judge.
So maybe no hangover.
Maybe.
I mean, if you're lucky.
There used to be a festival called Coro Gold in the Coromandel.
And you had to stay.
Is that at the Coro Glen?
Nah.
I think it was in Coromandel town.
I'm not 100% sure.
It doesn't happen anymore.
But there were two places to stay and both of them you had to bus in.
Like two campgrounds fairly far apart in different parts of the Coromandel.
You had to bus into the festival.
My friend missed the festival.
the bus home at the end of the festival.
He missed the last bus.
So he decided he would run,
he would run back to this thing,
which is about a 30-minute bus ride.
He was in gumboots,
and it was pissing down with rain.
Like torrential rain.
If you went to that last Coro Gold,
you'll know what I'm talking about.
It was like awful.
It's so dangerous him running on the road in the rain.
After two hours of running on the side of the road,
he got picked up by a police officer,
exhausted,
and the police officer had to,
take him to A&E.
And you know how gumboots, they've got that little ridge around the top?
Was it just halfway up your calf?
Like circular wounds?
Yes.
He had circular wounds on both of his calves, which got infected because it was so muddy.
And to this day, he has two perfect garta scars on both of his calves, where the skin had
completely, it had gone all the way around on both calves.
Like a really bad, ugly tattoo.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That is a horrifying story.
Yeah.
That's a different type of red bands, isn't it?
He literally had red bands.
Around his calves.
Play Z-Dames, Bree and Clint.
Let's play Google Down.
Do you feel lucky?
Well, do you?
It's time for Brian Clince.
Google Down, Punk.
That's right, Google Down,
where we test who is the fastest Googler,
and they play for you, the people listening,
because they're like little monkeys in here.
Uh-huh.
Neanderthals.
Oh, that's mean.
Typing on their phones to see who can Google the fastest.
Just like a Neanderthal.
Yeah, classic Neanderthal phone.
We should do a version where we use a dictionary or what's a...
Oh, an encyclopedia.
Encyclopedia.
There's multiple, though.
It wasn't all in one book.
Remember there was like A and then there was like B and then there was like Z to one.
Got to a library.
God, that'll be compelling radio.
All right.
Let's just do this for now, though.
Here's the rules I've put these questions into Google.
And whoever yells out the correct answer first, gets a point first to three, takes the win.
I'll be ready?
Ready.
Question number one.
What months are prime ski season in Whistler?
Where?
Mid-January through February.
January through March.
I'm going to give both girls a point.
It is Jan through March is what I had.
How's that feel, Clint?
Everyone but you.
Yeah, a bit six-list, actually.
Oh, we'll get used to it.
Question number two, everyone calmed down.
Suckers!
Who won season two of Survivor US?
My friend would know this.
Bre would know this.
Tina Wesson.
Tina Wesson.
Colby Donaldson is runner up.
She sure taught them a Wesson.
is Tina Wesson.
That's really cute.
I'm going to teach you all Wesson.
Two to Claude,
one to Ella,
Clint.
Yet to get on the board.
Here we go, question number three.
Tina Wesson.
Yep.
You were close.
You were close.
Question number three.
How many people have stepped foot on the moon?
Four.
Twelve.
12 is correct.
All men, if you were wondering,
12 men have stepped foot on the moon.
Yeah, now who's winning.
Two, not you.
You haven't been on the moon.
Don't get it for that.
Everyone but you.
Clint's on zero.
Ella's on two.
Clancy is on two.
Question number four.
How many number one UK hits has Robbie Williams had?
14.
Ellis is 14.
Claudia says seven.
I have another answer. 16, damn it.
Are we including his take that?
Clint.
It's 16.
Says 16.
Out of the three of you, one of you is right.
I like how Clint's celebrating so early.
And that person is Claudia and that is the game.
It is seven.
Ah, bummer.
I hope you've learned your lesson, Clint.
Yeah, did you learn your lesson?
She'll never step foot on the moon, though.
Mandy, congratulations.
You get 50 KFC chicken dollars.
for picking Claudia.
Woo-hoo!
Good on you, Mandy.
We'll get that chicken out to you, all right?
I wonder if Mandy knows what S&L is.
Mandy.
Mandy.
Hello?
Oh, Mandy.
You came and you won Google Downy.
And there's some chicken coming your way, Mandy.
At what point during that, did you have regrets?
Second line.
I thought.
Me too.
Did you like it, Mandy?
Yes.
This week, we announced the Roast of Bree and Clint.
This week we announced the Roast of Bree and Clint
going down at Auckland's Q Theatre on the 8th of May,
and today we're announcing our second roaster on the bill.
That's right, Clint.
I'm excited about this roaster,
but also incredibly nervous,
because I've been to his comedy shows many years in a row,
and this is his bread and butter.
This is what he does.
Please welcome to the Roaster of Bree and Clint,
three-time Billy T. Award losing comedian.
It's James Mustapack.
Hello.
There he is.
James, when I message you about the opportunity to say mean things about us,
you jumped at the chance.
Of course, absolutely.
I'd just like to clarify,
only two-time award, Billy T. Award loser, thank you.
Oh, really?
You need to update that, oh, in 2020, the event got cancelled.
Oh, yes, COVID, yeah.
Oh, okay.
So you didn't have the opportunity to lose the Billy T that.
But we'll assume that you would have lost anyway.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
Have you done many roasts, James,
apart from all the comedy shows you've ever done?
Yeah, not formally, but on YouTube,
I sometimes go too far, which is not good.
But, yeah, I've made fun of people too many times.
People will be familiar with your roasts of dreams.
anemia, which some people would say that's not a rose.
Some people would just say that's love.
You know, that's just the way that you show love, isn't it, James Mustapak?
That's right.
You know, I've made fun of him for only about 10 years,
and for some reason he didn't take that well.
Another person who didn't take it well was Aaron Simpson, isn't that right?
Yep, shout out to my queen, Erin.
Love you lot.
And also, aren't you offside with the entire cast of sensing murder?
Yes, or no, I mean, Sue Nicholson,
my friends now actually. Oh, are you?
Oh, good. Hey, I can't
wait to be added to the list of
people that dislike you
because of the jokes that you've made about them.
I can't wait too.
It's going to be when, is it? It's on the 8th of May.
Please put in your diary, James.
Please.
James, this is very important. This is our
first ever comedy show and we
need you to be successful, okay?
Yes, okay, yeah, I'll be there.
I can't wait. In your opinion, as an
expert roaster. Do you see Bree and I as particularly
roostable people?
Well, I do think that funny people, it's harder to roast men.
But, you know, I do like sometimes lesbians, you know,
I like straight men, wow.
You do have that going for you guys.
Lesbians and straight men easier to roast.
Okay, that's good.
Yeah, that is great to know.
You're an idiot, James.
I can't wait to hear all the jokes you make
about how you won Celebrity Treasure Island
and Clint can't even get on the show.
Yay, I can't wait.
Yeah, if only I knew someone who was a part of that show
who could get me a place on Celebrity Treasure Island.
If only you did.
If only you did.
Again, they don't let straight guys win Celebrity Treasure Island
ever since Sam Wallace.
Yeah, look, it's a diversity thing.
Yeah, right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, we are ticking our diversity box this afternoon.
by adding James Mustapick to the roast of Bree and Clint.
We can't wait to have you on stage with us on May the 8th.
Okay, James?
Put in your diary.
May the 8th.
Putting it on, thanks so much, guys.
Lovely to chat.
You can also see James Mustapick in his own show
at the New Zealand International Comedy Festival.
It's called James Mustapick yourself back up
and get on that saddle, girlfriend.
I can't recommend a show enough.
Go get your tickets now atcom.com.com.
We'll see you soon.
James?
I see you.
See ya.
There's the real name of the show, by the way.
Yeah.
Dead is Franklin.
Have you watched that new doco that's on Netflix from Louis Thoreau?
The Manosphere one.
I think it's called Inside the Manosphere.
Yeah, two-thirds of the way through it.
Or is one of the guys that Louis is interviewing on the doco calls him Louis Thorex.
Louis Thorex, yeah, yeah.
Louis X X.
Louis Thorex.
You said you were watching it last night, eh?
Yeah.
I feel like it's blowing up.
100%.
Everyone's popping off watching this doco.
And essentially it's about that world like Andrew Tate
and all those guys that are on social media.
A lot of them that have been banned that are kind of pushing those extremist views.
A lot of them, after I watched it last night, I realized, are like on the run
and can't return to their home country.
like H.S. Tiki Tokey, which I hate the fact that this documentary has made me learn who H.S. Tiki Tiki
is.
Yeah.
But it has.
They just gloss over the fact that he can't live in the UK anymore because he did a car crash and fled the scene.
That's why he's in Greece.
Yeah.
What was your take on it?
On the doco?
Yeah, on the doco.
First of all, Louis Thoreau is a master.
of...
He's a genius.
Of just holding a mirror up to people.
And he'll just go, hey, here's some airtime.
Yeah, but all these guys just...
Ruin yourself.
All these guys just look in the mirror and go,
I look so good.
I look so good.
Yeah, yeah, they're totally tone deaf.
It's funny in parts and scary in other parts,
is what I thought about it.
There was one guy that he interviews.
He's an American dude.
And the internet describes him as an American
entrepreneur and wealth influencer
focused on alpha male mentoring.
His name's Justin Waller.
And he said something during the doco.
Because there's a lot of outrageous things that these people say.
And I know that they're saying like stuff to get a rise out of people.
But I think they're also saying stuff when they genuinely believe it.
Yeah.
Louis talks about the fact that they have to say almost the worst thing they can think.
of so the algorithm will push them further?
Yeah.
Yeah, but this guy is on the doco with Louis Thoreau, and I think he says this thing, and he
truly believes it.
Okay.
Take a listen to what Justin Waller said to Louis Thoreau.
You know, men build, invent, build and maintain society.
That's a fact.
You know, and...
Don't women do that too?
I don't...
I look around, can you name anything that a woman is invent and built in our plane site?
Around here?
Nothing.
Men built all these buildings.
They engineered them.
They designed them.
Do we definitely know that?
It is a fact.
It is a fact.
I just wanted to mention this isn't related to that clip in any way.
But I just wanted to mention a few people, if you wouldn't mind.
Ada Love Lace wrote the first computer algorithm in the 1840s,
so before computers even existed.
Without that, we wouldn't have computers.
Hady Lamar co-invented frequency hopping technology,
which is essentially what we use for Wi-Fi, Bluetooth and GPS.
Then Marie Curie, she discovered radioactivity,
one of the most important medical discoveries of all time.
Rosalind Franklin, her work led to discovering the structure of DNA.
Catalan Carico, she pretty much invented certain things.
things that were used in the COVID vaccine.
And then you've got everyday inventions
like Josephine Cochran. She invented
the dishwasher. Mary Anderson, she invented
the windshield wiper. Margaret
Hamilton wrote the software that got
humans to the moon during Apollo 11
moon landing. Emily
Warren Robling, she led
construction of the Brooklyn Bridge.
Elise McGill, she designed aircraft
during World War II. Jane
Jacobs, she revolutionized modern
city planning, which has influenced how
cities are designed worldwide. I could go
on and on, but that was, sorry, unrelated to what he said.
But yeah, go watch the doco.
It's very interesting.
Yeah, but how do we know you're telling the truth?
You would say that, wouldn't you?
I'm joking here, by the way.
This is a bit.
Anyway, go watch the doco.
Can I give a warning about the doco?
Yeah.
It's nothing to do with the content or, like, how scary the idea that your children might fall
into these guys' sphere of influence.
It's just...
You can see why people like Andrew Taiton, that got the end.
That's not my warning.
That's not what I want to warn you about.
My warning is if you watch the documentary
and you sit with these guys for an hour and a half,
you may feel physically dumber at the end of it.
And that potentially could be the case.
ZD.M.'s Branklint.
All I want from my birthday is the birthday banger.
Let's do you, birthday bangers.
Number one songs when you turn 16 and we'll play our favourite one.
Isabella's going to do Mum's Birthday Banger.
Hi Isabella.
Hi, Isabella.
Hi.
How old are you, Izzy?
I'm 13.
Okay, so three more years until we can do your birthday banger, but...
Not long.
Yeah.
Not too long away.
What's Mum's Birthday?
Hi, birthday's a third of five, 1985.
All right, that means your mum was 16 in 2001.
And Isabella, this is Mum's Birthday Bang.
She got me red-handed, three-be with a girl next door.
Wasn't me.
Oh, that is a banger, Isabella.
Do you know it?
Do you know this song by Shaggy?
I don't know it, but my mum definitely knows it.
She'll know it.
She's bopping her head to that one.
It was a bit of a naughty song when it came out, too.
I like it.
Wait there, Izzy, we're going to do a birthday banger for Paige.
Hi, Paige.
Hi, Paige.
Hi, how's your day been, Paige?
It's a bit hot outside, actually.
Oh, where are you?
Yeah, whereabouts you?
I'm in a little town,
called Martin, not far from Palmerston North.
I know where you are in Martin, yeah.
Yeah.
Is it a bit humid, is it, Paige?
Yeah, just a wee bit, but there's a little bit of a breeze, so it's making it better.
Do you not?
Mate, we could sit here and talk about weather all day, but we got your birthday banging to do.
What's your day to birth?
The 14th of May 2001.
All right, Paige, that means you were 16 in 2017, and sit right there, because we're about to play
your birthday bayer.
The Juggernaught
That was DJ Khaled
Justin Bieber
Quavo
Chants the rapper and Lil Wayne
All of them
That was actually quite a popular song
It was
Very popular
In 2017
DJ Khaled
Had done some deal with the devil
Where he was
DJ Khaled
Out of nowhere
The biggest artist in the world
Wasn't he?
Yeah
He was inescapable
Oh yeah
He's very good
Yeah
Okay Paige
Wait there, we'll do a birthday banger for Sarah.
Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi, how's it going?
Good. How's your day been?
Yeah, not too bad, thank you.
That's good. What's your birthday, Sarah?
I'm going to feel real old when I say this.
21st of August, 987.
No, don't say that. You're younger than me.
You were 16, Sarah.
In 2003, in 2003, this had a number one here.
Tune.
One of the best from Beyonce.
It's the 03.
Bonnie and Clyde, Jay-Z and Beyonce.
Are you a Beyonce fan, Sarah?
Yeah.
That's a no.
Don't lie to us, Sarah.
Okay, wait there.
We're going to decide between Shaggy, DJ Caled and Beyonce.
I'm voting for Shaggy.
I think it's Shaggy.
It's Shaggy, isn't it?
Yeah.
Where's Izzy?
She's going to be stoked.
Isabella?
Yeah?
You just won birthday banger for your mum.
Yay.
And call us back in three years when you want to do yours, okay?
Okay, I will.
The first of August.
Good.
Tript of August.
Promise, lock it in.
2029.
I'm putting it in our Google calendar now.
I'm going to put it in my Google calendar and we expect a phone call.
Oh, no, I'm busy.
Just kidding.
Don't listen to him, Izzy.
Here it is.
For Izzy's mum, it's Shaggy, number one in the year 2001 on ZM with Brean Clint.
You may have a catch you?
I don't know how I let this happen.
ZM's Brean Clint podcast.
You may think that you're on a...
Hey, so when a winner,
a birthday banger today for Isabella's mum
whose name we didn't get.
No.
So we have to just call her Isabella's mum.
I'm sensing.
Claudette.
I actually thought you might have it for a second
until you said Claudette.
Imagine if I'm right.
If Isabella's listening.
It's Ange.
Oh, you're having a guess now.
Yeah, her mum's name's Ange.
Is there any way of finding out, Claudia?
Oh, there is.
Wait, no, wait.
I've got it now.
No, no, no, no.
You've committed to Claudette.
It's Pam.
It's not Pam.
No, Pam.
Not Pam.
With an M.
It's not Pan.
No, with an M.
It's not Pan.
No, Pam.
There's no one called Pan.
No, like Pam a lot, like Pam.
No.
Wait, are you saying Pam?
Pam.
Are you saying Pam?
Pan.
Pan.
Pan.
Pan.
Pann.
Oh, we've got to.
back. Isabella, are you there?
I'm here. Hi, hi. First of all, did you enjoy Shaggy? That was your first time hearing it.
Did you enjoy that song? Yeah, it was pretty good. That's good. Okay, we've got a big
bet writing on this. Please tell us.
Please be called it. What's your mum's name? What's your mum's name? Okay, my mum's name is
Sophie. You know why I was getting a Sophie vibe. Does she ever get called Pan?
Not that I know.
What about Pam?
I don't think so.
Okay.
Well, we weren't even close.
Thanks, Izzy.
Thanks, Izzy.
Bye.
See ya.
See ya.
Next on the show, Bree's got an interesting question she wants to ask.
That's literally all I know about it.
Look, I'll be honest.
It's the least interesting question you'll hear today.
What a tease.
The ZDM Podcast Network.
I want to pose a question to the
group that I saw
Sarah Borellis
asking. You remember Sarah Borellis?
Don't tell me her song.
We've loaded it on the wall for you.
Oh yeah.
Is the question posed
by Sarah Borellis in this early
2000s hit love song?
No. Or are you following her on Instagram?
No. I hadn't thought about Sarah
Borellis in years, but
I follow this podcast and
it's a bunch of
comedians, famous
comedians and Sarah Borellis also listens to the podcast, random.
Random.
And she...
I'd be quite stoked if Sarah Borellis listen to this podcast.
I'd be stoked.
We'd love to have Sarah Borellis on board.
Yeah.
But she filmed herself asking a question.
She sent it into this podcast.
Buzzy.
And the question, I feel like, it's an interesting one, but it's also the most boring question
ever.
Okay.
But hear me out.
Let's hear the question.
and then we can discuss.
My question for you is you have two bananas.
One banana is perfectly ripe.
The other banana is a little bit too ripe.
Do you eat the perfect banana or do you eat the banana that's a little bit too ripe
so as not to waste the too ripe banana?
Knowing that by the time you're hungry for another banana,
the likelihood is that the second banana will also be too ripe.
God, it is boring.
and also incredibly ponderous.
I know.
God, I like this question.
It's quite interesting.
And you know what?
I think the way someone answers this question
tells you a lot about their personality.
Yes, but I think it's deeper than what you think
because you'll go, oh, if you're raised without money,
then you'll eat the shit banana so it lasts.
But I think it's deeper than that.
I think it's deeper than that.
I think it's deeper than that.
I think it runs way deeper.
Because I think at the heart of this question it is,
Do you eat one good banana or two shit bananas?
That is the question.
That is the question, isn't it?
Do you, do you, do you give yourself one moment of joy?
Uh-huh.
Or two moments of...
Eh.
Eh.
Yeah.
That is the question.
And what's worth more?
I mean, sustenance, cost of living, they're all factors.
But also overarching into this and this could just be a me thing.
I have a fruit phobia.
Yeah, but can you try and set that...
I physically can't.
But I can try.
I mean, so your answer is kind of
mull and void.
But people are very specific about
their bananas. Me personally I prefer a
banana that's slightly unripe.
You know? Okay.
So ripe for me is
basically everyone else is too rough. See, you're thinking too far
into it. I know, I know, I know. You're thinking just a little
bit too far. I, when I watch
this and I listen to the question,
my brain instantly
problem solved and I knew what
my answer was instantly, and I don't think it'll be the same as any of your answers.
You're having half of one banana and half of the other, and then saving the two other halves for later?
Nah, nah, but let's pose a question.
Ella, what are you doing?
Unripe banana or the overripe banana?
Which one are you eating?
No, no, perfect banana.
Oh, sorry, perfect banana and an overright banana.
Which one do you eat?
You own both?
Mm-hmm.
I'm doing.
What are you having?
The perfect banana.
I'd rather be happy now.
Yeah.
Then not be happy at all.
I like that answer.
You could be dead before you eat the next banana.
Exactly.
You don't know.
You could get eaten by a literal banana truck.
Yep.
You know?
And you can also use bad bananas for banana bread.
Yeah, banana bread.
Banana bread.
Claudia, what banana.
You know what I love?
Banana bread.
That's the saying, isn't it?
When the world gives you slightly too ripe bananas,
make banana bread.
Claudia, what banana?
I'm doing the good one.
And then I'm freezing the other one, intending to make banana bread,
but really I'm throwing it out in like three years time.
Same.
I feel like we can't have these options.
It's not like, oh, and then I'm going to do this.
It's just about answering.
It's more binary than that.
Yes.
It's eat the good banana and sacrifice the bad banana.
Or eat the bad banana and then have the other bad banana.
Yeah, exactly right.
I don't want too bad bananas.
There's not, I'm going to freeze the banana and then turn it into banana.
That's too much.
Which I mean, yes, in theory.
That's what you would do.
This is like, you know that puzzle where the person, there's a tram and there's three people tied to the tram tracks and one person tied to the tram tracks and you've got to decide which way you send the tram.
Save your best friend or whatever, all the strangers.
Yeah, or two bananas.
Two bananas.
What are you doing?
You reckon you've solved it, so I'll go first.
Good banana.
You're eating.
So all of you are eating the good banana.
I used to be shit banana suffer.
Yep.
Martyr yourself at the altar of shit banana.
I would have to disagree with you and I feel like that's what you think you would do.
But I have seen you for the last month bring in these crap shit protein bars that you bought.
And you're like, well, I have to eat them because I bought them.
Yeah, but I'm trying to get out of that.
See.
I'm trying to eat your way out of that.
I'm trying to change.
For the last month, I would eat both bananas.
That's not an option.
Yes, it is.
How's it not an option?
At the same time.
At the same time.
My brain instantly went, eat both.
At the same time.
No, but you only want one banana.
I'm a grown woman.
If I want to eat both bananas, I can.
I get one great experience, one average experience, but I have no waste.
Okay, well, what about if you have one good grape?
Classic you, a, eating your way out of your problems.
You ding-dong.
I mean, it's the only way I know.
It's ZD.M.'s Brea and Clint Podcast.
Thank you for joining us, everybody.
That pretty much sums up my attitude today.
For someone who is not having a good day, you've done pretty well.
Thank you.
It's been nice to be around friends.
But yeah, it's been a tough old day for me
But this has been fun
The show's been fun
What are you going to do for yourself this evening
To change your attitude?
Probably
Exercise
And ready to say something else
That I should be doing
You need to help
Limit your screen time
Eat healthy
Lie on the couch
With a bag of pre-grated cheese
And watch crappy TV
You know it, sister.
Maybe even Doomscrow.
Oh, just all of the above.
You do you, boo.
Go and vote for our unofficial national anthem.
It's all over tomorrow, well, the final is tomorrow.
Yes.
It's all over by Friday.
And rejoice in the fact that we have added James Mustapick to the roast of Brean Clinton.
It's been a big day.
That has made me happy.
So you brought me up.
Thank you, guys.
All right.
Enjoy your cheese.
See you tomorrow.
Boy.
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