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Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast.
I have a question to ask and I want some honest feedback as to whether I'm being a cheapy
and a bit of a Karen in this situation or if I'm well within my rights.
I don't say yes.
No, you are a bit of a tight ass sometimes.
I'm not a tight ass.
You are a little bit. Who would agree that Clint sometimes, you are a bit of a tight ass sometimes. I'm not a tight ass. No, you are a little bit.
Who would agree that Clint sometimes can be a little bit of a tight ass?
I've got examples.
No.
I've come to the wrong.
I've come to the wrong.
I don't even need to say yes or no.
All right, I brought this to the wrong people.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
No, no, no.
We want to know.
No, you guys are biased.
No, we want to know.
Say it.
No, we want to know.
We'll give you an honest answer.
Yeah, yeah.
Right, okay.
Do you remember at the beginning of the year
Yes
When I had to start
Wearing special shoes
Yes
I do recall
They were hideous
I don't think
They were hideous
No they weren't
But they weren't
With jeans they were
With jeans
Look they weren't
With your exercise gear
Completely acceptable
Yeah
They were a pair of
Look I can tell you what they are
They were a pair of
Adidas Ultra Boosts
Which normally
They looked like
Essex gel Kayanos though
A little bit
Yeah a little bit
And the problem is
Once you've been
Prescribed them
It doesn't matter
What brand they are
You're wearing
Orthotics right
Who is being prescribed
A certain type of shoe
Someone with
Achilles tendinopathy
Or so I was told
Anyway
I've had
I've obviously been
Wearing the shoes
Fantastic I've barely want them at all
This is where I want
They were hurting your feet weren't they?
No no no
They were incredibly comfortable
They were hurting my feelings
When you made fun of me
Hey look
But I kept them for
I kept them for exercise
Just because a stereotype is there
Doesn't mean you have to start doing everything
In the stereotype
Of being a dad
So I bought the shoes.
They're frigging expensive.
I've got some.
Those shoes cost me $290
for a pair of prescription shoes.
Those shoes are what
a lot of nurses wear.
Yep.
Because they are very supportive shoes.
They're a nurse shoe.
I bought them on the 21st of December
last year.
Right.
And I wear them for two hours a day to go walking.
That's pretty good.
You use them every day.
I use them every day.
They're worn out.
The bottom of the shoe has worn through.
Oh, that's a bit shit.
To the point that a bit of the shoe is poking out.
And I took them back to the shoe place that I bought them from.
And I was like, hey, shoes are fucked.
I paid $300 for these shoes
and they're already done
they go cool, we agree, we'll take them to
the Adidas rep and
they can have a look at them
Adidas rep has come back and said
nah mate, that's just general wear
and tear, he's had the shoes for six
months, that's to be expected
and I'm like
excuse me, I paid $300
for these shoes.
So now I ask you,
because I've got to decide whether
I take this further.
Yeah, right.
So am I being
Karen or am I well within my rights?
Because it's in the stereotype.
Yeah, right. Doesn't mean.
I don't want to be that guy.
You're cheap. You wear them every day for two hours Because it's in the stereotype. Yeah, right. Doesn't mean. I don't want to be that guy. I don't want to be that guy.
You're cheap.
No, I'm not.
You wear them every day for two hours.
You walk around on concrete.
Yeah.
I mean, to be honest, shoes don't last forever.
But what are shoes made to do?
They're made to walk around on concrete.
Yeah, but they're not made to last forever.
No, but surely they're made to last for a year.
Surely they're made to last for a year Surely they're made to last for a year
Well he's had them longer than three months
I've had them longer than three months
But less than six months
Yeah right
I buy a new pair every six months
And I've got solar boosts
Which are the
Like a chunkier version
Really
I've got the pure boosts
And I probably get a pair every
I don't know what kind mine are
Ben just
Eight or nine
Buys boost juice
When I was going to F45 months. I don't know what kind mine are. Ben just buys Boost Juice. When I was going to F45, like multiple days a week,
I would get a new pair of shoes at least every six months.
Isn't it a bit fucked that you spent $300 on a pair of shoes
that last six months?
To be honest, I'd get the Pure Boost instead of the Ultra Boost.
I can't because they're a prescription shoe.
Just put an orthotics in a different shoe.
And you know what? Putting
your orthotics in the shoe probably
doesn't help for the structure of the shoe.
I don't put an orthotic in it. It doesn't need it.
Could you need orthotics? You just need
orthotics. Yeah. And then you can
get whatever shoe you want. Yeah, right.
Orthotics are quite
expensive, but you just transfer them
from shoe to shoe. shoe Like it's pretty sad
We are a throwaway generation
Yeah
In society
And what's it called
Quick fashion
No
Fast fashion
Yeah
Yeah
That's what they want you to do
Right
So I just needed that
Reassurance
You need a pair of orthotics
Right
Well I'd wear those even less
So
That's the problem
Well you wouldn't
Because you just leave them in your shoes.
Oh, you mean insoles?
Yeah.
Oh, right, right, right.
I thought you were talking about like a...
But you need to go to a podiatrist and get them moulded to your arches
so that helps your Achilles tendon.
One last question.
Is it Adidas or Adidas?
Great question.
Timeless question.
No one knows.
No, I know what it is.
Boomers, like my mum, say Adidas.
Adidas.
And our generation say Adidas.
Adidas.
And I say Adidas because Kanye says Adidas,
and he literally works with Adidas.
Yeah, true.
Nike or Nike?
Same conversation.
Stop it.
Puma or Puma pants?
What do you guys say?
What do you call it?
Nike. No, no, no, the other one. Puma. Yeah, see, I don't say that. Wait, what's Puma or Puma Pants What do you guys say? What do you call it? Nike
No, no, no, the other one
Puma
Yeah, see, I don't say that
Wait, what's Puma?
Oh, Puma
I say Puma
I literally said it at the shoe store today
Because my mum and I were buying shoes
I think Puma
Puma
Puma
Yeah, right
I think Aussies just say Puma
I think it's just an accent thing
Puma
This is why I don't have any Puma shoes
Yeah it's so accentuated
Puma
It's like pool
Right I needed that
That where it shows
Before I take on the Adidas corporation
I think you shouldn't
I'm flying to Stockholm tomorrow
I think you can afford a new pair
And you shouldn't get those again
They need to know that
I can afford a new pair.
I'm just pissed off.
Oh, rich person's legs.
Yeah, you're definitely
Karen.
I think.
I don't think I am Karen.
No, you are Karen.
I think you need
to be able to
back yourself
in some of these
situations and not
feel like a Karen.
Otherwise, we're never
going to ask for a
refund or anything.
It's like you with
your bloody eyebrows
on the show today.
Spoiler alert.
You should have
gone in there and asked for a refund but you didn't's like you with your bloody eyebrows on the show today. Spoiler alert. You should have gone in there and asked for a
refund, but you didn't because you're scared of
becoming a Karen. I'm the complete
opposite of a Karen.
I'm the person. You're non-confrontational. I'm
non-confrontational. It makes me uncomfortable.
I will go to any length.
I will, like you'll hear on the show today,
I will cry in my car for
an hour before I go in and tell
someone, oh, I don't like the job you just did
On my face
That I paid for
Do you know what I mean
I can't do it
I don't want to make a fuss
I think there's ways of making a fuss
And ways of making a fuss
For example
What about last Friday
What happened last Friday?
I thought he was going to bring that up before at the pub.
Oh, right.
Yeah, yeah, right, right.
So, yeah, you should have caused more of a stink.
You should have caused more of a stink.
No, I don't want to, though.
You were given pink chicken.
I know, and I said I did send it back.
I did say, oh, hey, this chicken's a little pink.
Yeah.
And then they took it back and then they brought it back over and it was hey this chicken's a little pink yeah and then they took
it back and then they brought it back over and it was still pink so i just didn't feel comfortable
eating it so you should have said at the end there hey well no because you've got to say it straight
away because you can't do it when you go to the till otherwise i would have said why didn't you
give tell us again you didn't give us a chance to fix it i know that's why i just didn't say
anything i just paid for it i didn't need any of it Where's the line? I don't know where the line is.
I don't know.
I mean, for a $20 piece of chicken.
I think the line is somewhere in between you and me.
It's somewhere between $20 chicken and $300 shoes.
Yeah, it's somewhere in there.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You ask most, you know where I think it's super, super common?
Especially females, the amount of time I've talked to my girlfriends about this
is the amount of times you go to a hairdresser and you get a haircut or, you know.
And you don't like it.
And you don't like it.
Haircuts are a funny one because it's subjective.
It really is.
And I think over the years I've learnt to just tell them up front.
You've got to give as much detail as you can.
Exactly, because the hairdresser,
they can't read your mind.
No. You know? Yeah. But I mean, it's your
problem if you decided you wanted to
get a fringe and it doesn't
look good. That's your
problem.
Yeah. Anyway, I really need my orthotics
back. So. What?
I need my shoes back.
So, your shoes aren't orthotics so there's things
that slip into your shoes you need to get orthotics right for a good pair of shoes so
you need a good pair of shoes and then you need to go to a podiatrist and get orthotics but i've
got no oh yeah right those those adidas ultra boost Yeah Weren't specially made for your condition
Do you know what I'm saying?
But the guy put me on a treadmill with a camera
Who gives a shit?
And he told me that they were
Wait, wait
Am I just learning something?
You didn't go to a foot doctor
You didn't go
Where did you go?
Wait
I went to the shoe clinic
Oh yeah
I've had orthotics from there before
No, no, no, no.
Wait.
The shoe clinic.
What's that?
It's like, that's not the brand.
A shoe shop.
A shoe shop.
But they do this.
They specialise in it.
Yeah, they've got a special shoe mall.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Did Anastasia leave?
Yeah, she had to get off.
She had to go to a flat viewing.
I'm sorry.
I can't believe I've thought this whole time you went to a qualified podiatrist.
No, no, no, no, sorry, excuse me.
I was diagnosed by a physiotherapist who recommended that I go to the store to have a pair of shoes fitted.
You need to go to a podiatrist.
You know when I went to a podiatrist?
When?
When, 94? a podiatrist you know when i went to a podiatrist when when 94 no i was super young when i went to
the podiatrist because my ankles rolled in so bad yeah and i got orthotics from when i was like
really young hence why i was never cool and i wore orthotics through my whole like when i was like
maturing and growing up essentially and it saved me from having really bad ankles like rolling in ankles yeah
right you need to go to a podiatrist yeah well what i've got i can't believe you're like i was
diagnosed and then i went and i stood on this computer and they told me these are the shoes
and weird it was the most expensive shoes in the store that i needed do you want to know the
resolution what they've offered me 50 off another pair great and i'm at this stage i'm just going expensive shoes in the store that I needed. Do you want to know the resolution? What?
They've offered me 50% off another pair.
Great.
And at this stage, I'm just going to take it.
And is it the most expensive pair again?
It's the same, exact same pair.
Oh, my God.
No. I'm going to take it.
I'm going to take it.
It's all I've got.
It's all I've got at this stage.
You're an idiot.
Go to a podiatrist who actually knows what they're talking about.
Yeah, right.
Well, watch this space.
And why would you get the same shoes that you've just had a problem with?
Because they looked good on me. Everybody said they did. Well, that's space. And why would you get the same shoes that you've just had a problem with? Because they looked good on me.
Everybody said they did.
Well, that's also a lie.
Enjoy the podcast, everybody.
We'll see you guys tomorrow.
Bye, guys.
Oh, I'm missing it, but it just started.
Oh, I was looking at you being like, oh, take your time.
But there was no...
Ben, it just started.
Bree and Clint are on now.
Yeah, actually, Anastasia's our master of sound effects.
Anastasia, can we get a live intro for the show,
seeing as the thing didn't play?
Hey, Siri, what time is it?
Beep, beep.
It's time for ZM's Bree and Clint.
All right, Susie Kato.
Back in your box.
See you later.
Welcome to the show, everybody.
Brianne Clint.
Today on the show, we are filling Saatchi's cart.
The boys from Saatchi have given us five items.
There's one more to add into the cart.
Very specific, the four o'clock item.
I'll tell you that.
Yeah, very specific.
I want to see.
You might not particularly want this item,
but you'll need it if you want to win all of the other items.
What has the boys from Saatchi done?
Have a look.
Let me have a look.
Four o'clock.
Who is going to want that?
Someone.
Someone's going to want it.
They obviously need it.
So it's in their cart.
Ooh, there's a few good things in there though. Yeah, so you need the 4 o'clock
one to win the other ones. Gotcha.
So we'll give that up for you very shortly.
Also, it's the first day of a Cheugy Tuesday
today. This word which is taking
over at the moment, Cheugy, we're
going to dive into what it really means and try and
figure out what actually is
Cheugy at the moment. What's the
general definition? Cheugy
is something that you thought was cool and was cool at some stage but Cheugy at the moment What's the general Definition Cheugy Is something
That you thought
Was cool
And was cool
At some stage
But now isn't cool
But you're still
Trying to make it cool
Quite often
Cheugy things
Got too cool
And then everybody
Had it
So then it became
Uncool
And then it became
Uncool
Yeah
So we'll go
Through the list
And figure out
Like the song
Glass Animals
Yeah
It's now Cheugy.
It's a little bit Cheugy.
Just because it was so good
and now every single radio station on the planet plays it.
If your mum likes Glass Animals now.
It's Cheugy.
It's Cheugy, yeah.
It's Cheugy.
That should be the filter.
If you used to like it and now your mum likes it.
Cheugy.
It's Cheugy.
We're going to play Tradie vs. Lady first.
If you want to win $50 cash, give us a call now.
0800 dials it in.
We'll play with you next.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
Tradie vs. Lady.
Right, the Tradies vs. the Ladies.
What's the score?
The Ladies still 10 wins in front.
40 plays the tradies, 30 wins for the year.
Today, our lady is from Tauranga.
She's 33 and fun fact, her hair grows really fast.
Oh, I'm jealous.
Welcome to the show, Mallory.
Hi.
Is it everywhere, Mallory, or just on your head?
Just on my head.
I had to ask my daughter for a fun fact about me.
I couldn't think of one, and that's what she gave me.
Hey, that's a great one.
I'm so jealous of that.
Okay, today we'll be taking on our tradie.
He's 21.
He's from Ashburton, and he's a builder.
Welcome to the show, Edu.
Hello, mate.
Hey, what's happening, guys?
Not much.
A lot of pressure on you, mate.
We needed some wins for the tradies if they're going to get up there.
Right?
I'll try my hardest.
I'll try my hardest. All right, guys. Mallory, your buzzer is lady. Edu, some wins for the tradies if they're going to get up there. Right? I'll try my hardest. I'll try my hardest.
All right, guys.
Mallory, your buzzer is lady.
Edu, your buzzer is tradie.
First to three correct answers
gets 50 bucks cash.
Good luck.
All right, here we go.
Question number one.
An explosive new report
suggests newly single
billionaire Bill Gates
cheated on his wife Melinda.
How many millions
are there in a billion?
Is it A, 100? B, 1,000?
Edu.
1,000.
That's right.
1,000 millions in a billion, correct.
Builders should be good with numbers.
Yep.
The number of billion-dollar houses Edu's working on in Ashburton,
he should know.
I love them.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, one to the tradies.
Question number two, can you name who sings this song?
Ladies first.
Mallory.
Ladies in first.
Yeah, Bruno Mars.
That's correct.
Nice work.
You're on the board.
One apiece.
Question number three.
Nick Jonas has been hospitalised whilst filming a new project.
Name another member of the Jonas Brothers.
Trudy.
Lady.
Oh, Idu.
Idu's in. Joe Jonas. That's right Me. Oh, Idu. Idu's in.
Joe Jonas.
That's right.
Good man, Idu.
Is he your favourite, Idu?
Oh, you know, some people say we look the same.
I'm a Kiven man myself.
I'm more of a Kiven guy.
No one's a Kiven guy.
I'm a Kiven guy.
I prefer the underdog.
What a load of BS.
All right, two to the tradies, one to the ladies.
Question number four.
Ariana Grande has revealed she got secretly married
To her boyfriend, Dalton Gomez
Can you name an Ariana Grande song?
Ladies
Valerie
Love Me Harder
That is correct
Yeah, that song
Love me harder
Brie loves Ariana Grande
She says it's a song
It's a song
It is a song.
It is a song.
We're all tied up, guys.
We're at tie break.
This is exciting.
All right, here we go, guys, for the win.
Question number five.
Out of Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, and Bitcoin,
which one of these things came last?
Lady.
Mallory for the win.
TikTok. Correct. Correct. Mallory for the win. Tick Tock.
Correct.
She's a lady.
Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.
That was a tight game.
You snatched it out of the fire, Mallory.
I thought it had it there.
I thought my daughter was so happy.
I thought I'd split the money.
What's your daughter's name?
Scarlett.
Oh, Scarlett.
You brought it home for your mum in the end, I did.
Bree and Clint.
Have you ever inherited anything?
Nothing of note.
I call BS because you didn't even pay for an engagement ring.
You just took your mum and dad's ring.
Okay, yeah, there you go.
I inherited my wedding ring.
Technically inherited.
Good point.
I think of inheriting, I think of someone dying.
That's where I go to. You can get it before they die.
Dad's still alive. He just
didn't need his ring anymore. He's like, oh, I don't really wear it.
Yep, you can have it.
I got my dad's bad
sense of humour. That's what I
inherited. And his hairline. And his hairline, yeah.
There's a story about
now this story's
quite interesting because did you realise that there's kings and queens in Italy?
No.
I didn't.
Do they have a monarchy?
Well, I don't know if it's still around.
Who's the Italian Prince Harry?
So there's a story about, this guy is the son of Italy's last king.
The son of, okay, right.
So he's the prince.
He's a prince, yeah.
Essentially.
Vittorio Emanuele di Savori has announced who his inheritance will be going to.
Right.
His fortune, everything he owns.
Surely his kids.
He said his granddaughter.
Right.
Yeah, will be going to her.
She's an Instagram influencer.
We'll inherit his legacy, which is very interesting
because in this article it says,
this decision overrules the Italian tradition
that only allows men to ascend the throne.
Right, so she's going, wait.
So if he's the prince and his dad's the king,
that means he's next in line to the throne, so he'll be king.
Does that mean after him,
Isley is going to have an Instagram influencer as queen?
Correct.
Is she going to be taking selfies at the coronation?
Yes.
Oh, my God.
Can you imagine in the oldest palace,
probably one of the oldest palaces in the world?
Is she going to do crown influencing?
Yeah, maybe.
Wand influencing. I wonder how much do crown influencing? Yeah, maybe. Wand influencing.
I wonder how much he's giving her.
If you're the queen, do you still have to put hashtag ad, hashtag gifted on your Instagram story?
I wonder if you should.
Because you don't pay for anything when you're the queen, so everything is hashtag ad, hashtag gifted.
You know when she, like when people say to her, yes, queen.
She's like, I will be soon.
Is it the same meaning?
Soon.
Yeah, soon I will be.
She will get everything.
And apparently there's a lot of family members that are not happy about it.
There's a big family fight saying that she doesn't deserve it.
Shouldn't go to her.
All this kind of stuff.
Right.
Inheriting a fortune, be like that, I think.
Yeah.
Because if you're being chosen exclusively to get the big stuff,
it's going to cause beef with your siblings, with your aunties,
with your uncles, especially if they feel like they had a claim to it.
Not to get too dark, but when my parents, like my grandparents,
because I didn't have any grandparents left, I saw my
mum and dad go through, like, you know, when they had to
their parents left the kids certain things.
But it was all good in my mum and dad's families. No one wanted anything.
They didn't have any good stuff. Yeah, that was probably because they didn't have much.
Isn't that where
your mum got
her Hyundai
Gets from?
That's exactly
where she got it.
See, these are
good inheritance.
Inherited.
A bright yellow
Hyundai Gets.
What a machine.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Inheriting a car's
not bad.
My mum was stoked.
Let's talk about
inheritance this
afternoon.
I wonder if
anyone listening
has inherited
something decent
like a farm or
a big amount of money.
Yeah.
A house.
A living creature.
A moped.
A moped, yeah.
An animal.
Yeah.
What else?
A liability.
A really old leather jacket.
Yep, that'll do too.
I'll wear 100 dials at M.
What did you inherit?
What did they leave you in the well?
What did they bequeath to you?
What did they say when I die, this is yours?
And you're like, honestly, I don't really want it,
but you got it anyway.
We will also take if you know that your parents got something.
If they got something good,
you can tell us what your parents inherited from someone as well.
You can also text us on 9696.
Brianne Clint.
Story out of Italy.
The prince of the king is leaving his entire fortune to his granddaughter,
who is an Instagram influencer.
Money, money, money.
We don't need your money, money, money.
So we're asking you this afternoon on 0800DialZM,
what did you inherit?
Yeah, there's some big stuff coming in.
I didn't think we were going to get that much stuff, but there's
some big inheritance rolling around. There's some really
cool text. Someone said
my mum inherited an
expensive bracelet, $12,000.
And it
will be left to me when she goes.
I always say those. I'd be too scared it's going to slip off my
wrist. $12,000 on your wrist.
Yeah, just sell it and buy a jet ski. Yeah, that's what your grandma would have wanted. That's not going to slip off my wrist. $12,000 on your wrist. Yeah, just sell it and buy a jet ski.
Yeah, that's what your grandma would have wanted.
That's not going to slip off your wrist.
Em is here.
Hi, Em.
Hi, Em.
Hi.
Hi, hi.
What's your inheritance?
A house.
You inherited a house?
House, Em.
Yeah, yeah.
I used to live next to an old guy.
I used to do all his jobs in that room when I was little.
Anyway, come to my adult life,
and we're still in the same house.
The poor guy passes away.
His nephew comes over and brings a letter.
Yeah.
And the letter says, yeah, that I was included in the will.
Come to find out it was the house that he left you.
You're shitting me.
You weren't even related to him.
He just liked you.
You helped him out, so he left you his house.
Well, yeah.
Wow.
Him, that's amazing.
Whereabouts?
In Sandringham.
Oh.
What?
In Central Auckland.
You inherited a house in Central Auckland.
Yeah, I know.
I've got to talk to my old neighbour a bit more, I think.
Go take him some sugar.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go take him a cup of sugar. Good idea. Go mow his lawns. Hannah's here. Hi, Hannah. So Go take him some sugar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll go take him a cup of sugar.
Good idea.
Go mow his lawns.
Hannah's here.
Hi, Hannah.
So interesting.
Hi, Hannah.
What did you inherit?
I inherited quite a bit of money, actually.
I got $80,000.
Whoa!
From who?
A grandparent?
Yeah, from a grandparent, which is pretty odd considering usually, you know, people
leave it to their children,
not their grandchildren.
Yeah, right.
My nan left me some money.
Did she?
How much?
Can I ask how much?
Is that rude?
Yeah, you can ask.
I'm a pretty open book.
She left each
of her grandchildren
five grand each.
Oh, yeah.
Not as good as Hannah's 80,
is it?
All right, Hannah.
Well, the funny thing is
that, like,
she was the biggest Scrooge
we'd ever met
in our whole life. Like, she reused Glad Wrap. Yeah, right. That she was the biggest Scrooge we'd ever met in our whole life.
Like, she reused Glad Wrap.
Yeah, right.
That kind of level of Scroogeness.
And she was sitting on bank.
But then, like, when the will came out, we were, like, real shocked.
It's because she wanted to save some money so you could all get a head start.
Do you feel a lot of pressure as to what you spend that money on?
Like, do you feel like it needs to be a super appropriate purchase?
And have you spent it yet?
No, I haven't spent it yet.
I'm going to invest it or
put it in a managed fund or something and use it to
buy a house, but definitely the pressure is there.
I don't want to be frivolous with it.
Or just buy a jet ski.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Wait, did you spend your grandma's
five grand on a jet ski? It's what Nan would
have wanted.
For us to just have fun, right?
Exactly.
Some things aren't money.
Someone has texted, Nathan's texted and said he inherited all of his
grandfather's All Blacks test caps.
Yeah, that's interesting.
That's very cool.
Someone else said, in 2018, my dad passed away and he left me and my
sister $2 million US.
Since the day of his passing,
we have been in a lengthy court battle
with an ex-stepmother,
and it might be another three years
before anything gets resolved.
$2 million?
No, that's US, so it's about $4 million.
$4 million and an evil stepmother.
This is like...
Cinderella.
Yeah, right?
Bree and Clint from i heart radio this is the latest
live from la with dean mccarthy huge news on the surprise wedding front dean who's tied the knot
in secret oh it's exciting it's uh wedding bells today in hollywood because ariana grande and her
now husband dalton gomez got married married in secret up at Montecito.
So she actually bought Ellen DeGeneres' old house in Montecito.
And Montecito is where Oprah Winfrey lives.
It's where Meghan and Harry stay.
It's fabulous.
If you've ever watched that show, Big Little Lies,
that's where they film it.
It's gorgeous.
So she got married up there at her own house that she bought for $9 million.
So it's just a small, humble abode.
Yep, yep, totally.
Gorgeous, super great, great for security. No one's there. And they got married. Now
this guy, right, so he's like a regular person. Well, he's not. He sells luxury real estate
here in Beverly Hills. So he's, you know, he's not like a regular, regular person, but
he's kind of like a normal, he's not a famous guy or anything like that. Labbed up, they
met really quickly, engaged super quick, and now married. So congratulations, Ariana Grande.
Brie, did you even know that Ariana Grande had a boyfriend?
You kind of follow her every move.
I do love her.
I think she's great, mainly because of the stuff I've seen of her on SNL.
I think she's got a good sense of humour.
Yeah.
I didn't realise she was really in a relationship.
Yeah.
But look.
She does go quickly, though.
Remember how fast her and Pete Davidson got engaged?
Yeah, and they got engaged and then that all fell apart and then...
Yeah, I don't know.
This won't, though.
This is forever.
I wonder how they met.
Do you know how they met, Dean?
Oh, I think it was in social circles.
So a little fun fact about Ariana Grande that people don't realise.
Her parents are stupidly wealthy.
So when she was growing up, they had like a private plane,
all this kind of thing.
So she's not like a, you know, she grew up in a lot of wealth.
So I imagine because he works for a luxury real estate agency
in Beverly Hills, probably was like a family friend,
social circles kind of vibe.
Right.
Right.
Yeah, man.
We sold them a house.
Ariana Grande and I are very similar.
Yeah.
She's from an Italian background.
I'm from an Italian background.
And that's it.
That's it. No, there's nothing else. You've both from an Italian background. That's it. That's it.
No, there's nothing else.
You've both been on a plane.
That's it.
That's pretty much it.
That is the latest live out of Los Angeles
with our Hollywood correspondent, Dee McCarthy.
It's thanks to Disney's Cruella in cinemas on May 27th
and it's going to be on Disney Plus with Premier Access on May 28th.
Oh, no, wait.
Conditions apply.
I thought of something else.
Yeah.
The other thing we have in common,
I only like to be photographed from my left side of of something else. The other thing we have in common. I only like to be photographed
from my left side of my face.
That is something else we have in common.
And pony
tails? Yeah. Love a pony tail.
A high pony switch.
I came
across this article
today which was talking about
why the outdoors
is so good for you.
Right.
Which is great because it is Mental Health Awareness Week.
Is it?
Which I'm all about that.
Yeah.
And we should be doing and taking more care of our mental health
and asking people around us.
Yeah.
And this article's great.
It talks about all the different things as to why it is great to get outdoors.
Totally.
Like breathing the air, consuming CO2.
Consuming CO2?
Yeah.
Consuming carbon dioxide?
Yeah.
It helps tackle global warming, doesn't it?
What, you're out there consuming it?
Yeah, CO2.
Right, that'll kill you, but that's good that it's on the list.
Oh.
The article says it helps tackle global warming by consuming CO2.
Right, and maybe not using your car.
Maybe that's what they mean.
Right, that's what it could be.
Anyway, which is great, all about that. But I thought, you know, outdoors is getting a great rap.
But what about staying indoors?
Why it's so good for you?
Oh, right.
You want to?
I thought I could give you my top five.
Yeah.
Should we head indoors then?
Let's go indoors.
Perfect.
Reasons why being indoors is so good.
Good.
Number one, the weather.
You always know what the weather is going to be like indoors.
I do like the weather indoors.
You can control the weather indoors.
Yep.
Not too many seasons indoors.
Yeah, exactly.
Number one.
I've got the perfect outfit.
Number two, easily accessible food kept at the temperatures you want them.
Mm-hmm.
Yep.
So you're never going to have something that's too cold or too hot at home because you've
got ovens, microwaves, fridges, freezers.
Never seen a single one of those outdoors.
Exactly.
Just barbecues.
Mm-hmm.
And barbecues are not very good for milk.
Exactly.
So there's my second reason as to why indoors is so good.
Number three, entertainment.
So much entertainment indoors.
Yep.
And you can also be nude whilst you consume the entertainment.
Yep, outdoors you can be nude, but you'd be the entertainment.
Yes, and you can also get prosecuted for that.
Yep, which is not entertaining.
Number four, reasons why the indoors is so good,
comfy things, a lot of comfy things indoors. Not entertaining. Number four reasons why the indoors is so good. Comfy things.
A lot of comfy things indoors.
Couch, bed, pillows, blankets.
A lot of comfy things indoors.
Outdoors, grass.
Can't make you itch.
What is nature's chair?
Is it a log or is it a rock?
Nature's chair.
Sand.
No.
You can build a chair in sand.
Yeah, you could.
A lot of effort, though.
I want a ready-made chair.
What is it?
It's a log, eh?
It's a stump.
It's a log.
It's a stump.
Yeah.
Right.
And my number one thing as to why the indoors is so good.
Yeah.
You don't need to see other people.
Ah, the great indoors.
Breathing that air.
This weekend, I'm going on a hike to the fridge.
Indoors.
I'm going to climb my bed.
Mount Bed.
Mount Bed.
Bree and Clint.
I'm going to bring it up again.
Shayna Moakler, who is Travis Barker's ex.
He's the guy from Blink-182 who's currently with Kourtney Kardashian.
I know who Travis Barker is.
Explain to me who this other person is.
Shayna Mokler.
Yeah.
So it's his ex.
You thought, hmm, who do I have to explain who they are?
Travis Barker.
Well, it's not all for your benefit, mate.
There's other people listening, okay?
There's other people engaged with this too.
Where's she from?
It's his ex-partner.
I think it's the mother of their kids.
I think they've got kids together.
They had an MTV reality show together called Meet the Barkers.
You don't remember?
Another ringing bell?
No.
Doesn't matter.
It's Travis Barker's ex.
She has a Travis Barker tattoo.
Travis Barker is no longer with her.
He's with Kourtney Kardashian,
and he's getting Kourtney Kardashian tattoos on his body.
Yeah, he's gotten a few.
Yeah, and so Shayna's gone,
I don't really want your name tattooed on me anymore,
which makes sense.
And she is now very publicly and very interestingly timed
on her Instagram story having her tattoos burnt off.
On the inside of her wrist, pretty big.
It's the whole part of her inside of her wrist.
Well, that's a plus.
Yeah.
Could have been in a worse space.
Yeah.
You know?
Like.
I don't know.
Like.
I don't know.
What's worse?
That's very visible.
Plenty of worse spaces, I reckon.
Do you mean in an intimate spot?
Yeah.
Yeah, right.
And then if you get together with someone else.
Yeah, right.
The name's right there.
You don't want that.
This is quite interesting to me because we always talk about on this show,
I always say you don't get a tattoo with the neck, like with a partner.
Or definitely don't get a tattoo with an ex.
Well, no, but you don't get a tattoo because they will become your ex
if you get a tattoo with someone or you get their name.
Like it's just a bad omen.
Look, I think that's why people who get them think they're so
romantic. Because they're taboo.
And I get that. Because it's the risk. I do get it.
Even your partner, when you show them
in the back of their mind, they're like,
I wouldn't have done that if I was you.
What's it called?
Superstitious. Superstitious about it. I just
think it's a bad omen. Oh, that's the other way to look
at it. You think it might jinx the relationship.
That's what I'm saying. Put a bit of a hex on it. No, I think it's actually like a thing. Really? Where they say it's a bad omen. Oh, that's the other way to look at it. You think it might jinx the relationship. That's what I'm saying. Put a bit of a hex on it.
No, I think it's actually like a thing.
Really?
Where they say it's a bad omen to do that.
What would you do if your partner came home and she's like,
look at this, and she shows you and she's just-
Face tattoo.
Yeah.
I'd be like, well, why'd you get it on your face?
No, not a face tattoo.
Just a little bee.
No.
Just a little bee tattooed on her somewhere for Brie.
No, hate it.
But she's got it.
Hate it.
She's already got it.
Hate it. Yeah, I know you hate it, but what- I tell her I hate it. Okay, I'll be her. her somewhere for Brie. No, hate it. But she's got it. Hate it. She's already got it. Hate it.
Yeah, I know you hate it.
I tell her I hate it.
Okay, I'll be her.
This is role play, okay?
I'll come home.
Okay.
Honey, I'm home.
You've never called me honey before, but okay.
It's because I've got something to show you.
What are you showing me?
Oh, put those away.
We're in the living room.
Our neighbours can see.
Look what's written on them.
Oh.
Why have you written that on there?
When did you meet Miley Cyrus?
Has she signed your rack?
Oh.
It clearly says B for Brie.
All right.
Actually, cancel the role play.
All right.
This is not going the way I wanted it to.
I want to know from people.
Mm-hmm.
This is quite interesting to me.
If they have started dating someone and the new person that they're dating
or the person that they're currently dating has a tattoo of their ex's name or a tattoo for their
ex a picture of their ex anything tattooed on them does your current partner have an ex tattoo yeah
so they they they're with you but someone else is tattooed on their body might not be a name
might just be a letter might just be a, might be the date that they got together.
Anything.
And where is it?
And how does it make you feel?
Yeah.
Have you guys talked it through?
And how long was it before they told you
that the tattoo was actually an ex-tattoo?
Like you saw it every day and they're like,
I love that tattoo.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bethany, that's my sister.
That's my favourite silent movie.
She lives in the foothills of Arabia.
She's not coming home anytime soon.
0800 dial ZM.
You can text your stories into 9696 as well.
We want to know, does your current partner have an X tattoo on their body?
Yeah, juicy.
We're talking about ex-tattoos
and whether your current partner has a tattoo from a previous relationship.
Or maybe you've got one and you're with someone else
and we'd love to hear how that conversation went down.
Yeah.
And you've had first hand to tell them.
It's a hangover.
The old relationship, the ghost of girlfriends or boyfriends past
still lingering in your relationship.
Kelly's caught up.
Now, Kelly, you have an ex tattoo, but you're with somebody else now.
So you're that person, right?
I'm married to someone else.
Kelly, tell us what the tattoo is and where it is.
So, you know, when you're young and dumb and your ex-boyfriend draws on you an Indian ink
and you think, oh, that's really pretty.
I'll take a photo and get that tattooed.
So I did.
And it's in a very prominent position
during certain positions.
No!
No, no, no, no, no.
Okay, Kelly, I need to know,
does your now husband know that it's an ex-tattoo
or does he just think that it's a drawing?
He does.
He knows.
And it's really weird
because your husband's
favourite position
changed dramatically.
That's how I got out of it.
No, I'm kidding.
Kelly.
That's very good, Kelly.
No, Kelly.
No.
That was so good.
He's now a lights off guy.
Breathe, laugh,
made that whole thing.
Kelly, you made my week.
Let's go to Anonymous.
Hello, Anonymous.
That's how I got it.
G'day, how are you?
Hey, man.
So does your partner have an ex tattoo?
No, she's, excuse me, she's got a tattoo on her wrist of the date that we first hooked up.
Yeah.
And I met her through my younger brother.
Yeah.
Who happened to like her at the time.
Yeah.
And I come home from work one day and she's,
oh, babe, look at my tattoo.
This is about a month after we got together.
Yeah.
And I was not impressed because it's actually
my younger brother's birth date.
Wait.
But you're still together? Yeah, eight years later, you're still together
Yeah
Eight years later
We're still together
Anonymous
I mean
My question for you is
Why would she pick that date
Yeah
Because she didn't realise
It was my brother's birthday
At the time
Yeah right
No but like I mean
You know
There's only one solution here Anonymous
Dump her
I think that's the only way forward here
Dump her
Move on.
Yeah.
Too late for that, mate.
Too late for that.
Or ditch your brother forever.
Dump him.
Yeah.
I mean, wedding.
Yeah.
Wedding date.
Yeah.
First date.
Yeah.
What was the date that they got?
The first time they...
Oh!
Oh, their bonk-a-versary.
Bonk-a-bomb.
Let me hear you say, well.
This person wants to remain anonymous as well.
Hello, Anonymous.
Hi, Anonymous.
Hi, how are you?
Good.
Now, you went and saw a tattoo artist to get yours sorted out.
Is that right?
I did, yes, that's correct.
Had to.
So tell us, you got an ex-tattoo?
Yes, so my ex and I thought it would be a great idea
to get tattoos on our butt cheeks one day.
Yep, always a good idea.
Always a good idea until you separate.
So I was actually getting another tattoo on another body part.
And we decided just to chuck a Y on the end.
So his name was Victor.
So now it's a sweet victory.
So you now have
victory written on your butt cheeks.
Literally the butt
of every joke.
I think the
girls win this round. I think
the ladies have won the phone topic.
You're in the bedroom and you're like,
victory!
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Bree and Clint.
Welcome to the first ever Cheugy Tuesday, everybody.
Bree and Clint's Cheugy Tuesday.
Cheugy.
It's been defined as out of date or trying too hard.
Cheugy, Cheugy.
It's the new buzzword for things that are not as cool as you think they are.
We've embraced it here on the Bree and Clint show.
As millennials, we're using it.
We're, you know, saying that sometimes we are choogy.
We think it's important to acknowledge that everybody is a little bit choogy.
We are choogy, so run at us.
See, that was choogy.
Saying run at us.
Saying run at us or run at me.
Right, okay.
Got it, got it, got it.
Look, it's a hard one to get your hand on, to get your head around,
but there's actually an article that's been published in the New Zealand Herald today
trying to define some New Zealand chuggy items.
I'll give you a couple off here to try and set the tone.
Those Gucci leather belts that people wear with the big G in the middle.
No, it's two Gs.
Yeah, they're two G. I know. But the middle. No, it's two Gs. Yeah, they're two Gs.
I know.
But the two Gs, they're two Gs.
Two Gs.
Ripped jeans, they're two Gs.
No, no, no.
Yeah, they are.
No, they're not.
They're two Gs, apparently.
And Suzuki Swifts, two Gs.
You leave the Swift alone.
I think it's important to understand that it doesn't matter if you have these things
and you like these things.
It's just they've got to a point of saturation.
I think they're so everywhere that they're now.
This country was built on Suzuki Swifts.
Oh, and we will continue to be.
My mum has one.
Your mum has one.
Everyone's mum has one.
It says here in this article,
Chugi essentially describes someone who is broadly out of date
and just trying a touch too hard or they're slightly off trend.
Yeah, and like we said, it's all of us and that's okay.
But can we as a team identify some choogy items?
We'd love to hear people's suggestions on 9696 if you want to text us.
I'll chuck something out there to kick it off.
And I'm 100% guilty of this.
Yes.
But I reckon there's so many of these out there now,
and it's gone so far,
that I table that air fryers.
Choochie.
Talking about air fryers,
owning an air fryer,
being an air fryer person.
Choochie.
Yeah, probably right.
Thoughts?
You'd agree?
Producer Ben, you'd agree?
Yeah, I'd probably agree.
It's not a bad thing.
I never got to have one.
They're awesome.
No, you should get one.
They are great.
There's freedom in embracing your chooginess, Brie, as well.
I've always been choogy.
So we agree, Anastasia?
Before choogy was choogy.
Yeah, 100%.
Okay, it's in.
We'll add our first one to the list, air fryers.
That's so choogy.
Yeah.
Anyone else want to chuck something in?
I'll chuck something in.
You know when people say, thank you, next.
Choogee.
Yeah, choogee.
I 100% agree.
Yeah.
Choogee.
Yeah.
I'm still doing it.
And then I was like, nah, choogee.
Anyone dare to disagree out there?
No, I think you're pretty bang on.
Leave it to Ari.
Anyone else want to say thank you, next?
No, that's a good one, Bree.
Thank you.
That's so choogy.
Ben, what's choogy?
Yeah, I had a thing today.
I think I've done it today, and I don't often do this,
because I was Googling it,
and it was people that wear rugby t-shirts outside of rugby games.
And I've literally worn one today.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, there's no reason for me to wear this.
No, there's no reason.
But I understand why it might be.
Why are you trying to show everyone your rugby flex, bro?
It's just warm.
Can I just add to that?
You know what's even worse than that?
When you wear the wrong rugby jersey to the game that you're going to.
Yes, yes.
Or even worse than that, the wrong code.
People who wear All Blacks games to Chiefs games.
Why are you doing that?
What about when people wear a rugby league shirt
to a rugby game?
Yeah, good.
No.
Yeah, Ben,
good self-sacrifice there.
That's so choogy.
Now we'll go to
the queen of chooginess,
producer Anastasia.
Anastasia, what's choogy?
Like vintage band
and motorcycle teeth.
Why is this just
an attack on me? It's not an attack on you. is this just an attack on me?
It's not an attack on you.
Why is it an attack on me?
It's an attack on our culture.
And I think Anastasia is 100% correct.
I'm going to have a stab at Anastasia.
Don't you dare.
What about spending $280 on a jumper?
I spend a lot of money on that.
I worked hard for that.
Dylan Kane belts.
That's so choogy.
Oh, you want to play this game, Bray?
Don't just look at Anastasia and say things that you see, okay?
Do you want to go for the rest of my outfit?
What about your deadly ponies collection?
All right, save something for next week, okay?
Save something for next week.
I feel like this game
is going to get
incredibly personal
and that is the first ever
Choochie Tuesdays.
Someone on the text machine
just said,
you know what's choochie?
ZM's Brian Clint
for trying to do this topic.
That's so choochie.
Yeah,
you know what?
You've probably got a point there.
Well,
you're using the text machine,
choochie.
Brian Clint. And I reckon
it's probably
my worst nightmare.
I reckon it's just like...
What?
I just...
It's just the worst luck.
Oh,
you've just
put yourself in public.
No,
not put myself in public.
No.
It's a story of...
That's my worst nightmare.
It's a story of someone
who has destroyed
a winning lotto ticket.
There's a lady
in the States
who won a lot of money on a lotto ticket. There's a lady in the States who won a lot of money.
How much?
A lot of money.
I mean, the money's not important.
No, it is important.
But the money's not important.
If she won $100,000.
Yeah.
If she won.
It's more than $100,000.
$20 million.
Very different.
It's $36 million.
Jay!
Okay.
So she won $36 million in the lotto.
Woo!
It's documented.
They know it's her that won it.
That is a lot.
She decided that before she would go to the lottery commission
and claim her millions, she'd do a load of washing.
And she put her jeans through the wash at a laundromat
and she washed a $36 dollar winning lotto ticket um she did
it at a public laundromat and there are witnesses um who have spoken to the news who report the
moment that she realized that the lotto ticket was in the pants that were in the wash and she
ripped them out of the washing machine and she went into the pockets and she found the lotto ticket,
which is in pieces,
and she's furiously trying to piece,
it's not funny,
she's trying to piece this lotto ticket back together
and she realises that she can't
and she's just washed $36 million.
It's not funny.
It's not.
It's not funny.
I mean, you have to laugh.
She kind of doesn't deserve it.
Why? If you're going to do something that stupid, then you
don't deserve the money.
Look, part of me agrees.
I don't care if I hadn't showered for a
week. If I had
the $36 million winning
ticket. If I was in labour,
I would hold it in until I went to the lotto office.
Yeah, lock me up.
I would go past the lotto office on the way to the hospital.
Yeah.
Look, I agree.
She's doing everything she can.
She's been to the store where she bought the lotto ticket from
and talked to them about it.
And, I mean, they're as sympathetic as they can be.
It's not their $36 million.
They've pulled the security footage of her buying the ticket.
They can prove that she bought the ticket,
but the Lottery Commission have said it's not enough.
What do you mean it's not enough?
The only thing they will accept is a photograph of the front or back.
Sorry, a photograph or a photocopy of the front or back of the lotto ticket.
That's all that they'll accept.
Do you think a woman that's putting the lotto ticket
through the washing machine is taking the time to photocopy a picture?
Do I think she went to Warehouse Stationery before the laundromat?
Is that what you mean?
Yeah.
I don't think so.
No, I don't think so either.
Good news is, though, if the money remains
unclaimed, it'll be
distributed to public schools in
California. And can I say, if it got redistributed
to schools in my area, I'd be using
their playground every day. I'd be getting
my money's worth. You couldn't kick me off that playground.
I'd be stealing every stapler
from every school.
Including the glue sticks.
Poor thing.
36 million.
Get up.
Bree and Clint.
I wanted to ask your opinion on something because I saw an article online today and
it was talking about these two very cute older people.
Right.
One of them's 101 and the other's 103.
They're not older
They're very old
They're old
They're old
And they just celebrated their 80th wedding anniversary
See that stuff's incredible
Isn't that amazing?
Yeah
What do you get someone
You know how you get like cotton
Oh what's for the 80th?
Yeah what's for the 80th?
Ben can you Google it for us?
What is the traditional gift for your 80th wedding anniversary?
There can't be a traditional one because there'll be like five people in history who have done it.
Yeah.
But yeah.
Not many.
Yeah.
Did producer Ben find it?
He's Googling it now.
He's Googling it.
Made me think about my parents because they just celebrated half that.
40.
Oh, yeah.
They just celebrated their 40th wedding anniversary.
Which is a long time as well.
Yeah, it's a long time to be with someone and put up with them.
And my mum's visiting me at the moment and we've been talking a lot
and it's been amazing having her here.
And I think about probably seven or eight times she's mentioned
that my dad didn't get her anything.
For the 40th wedding anniversary.
For the 40th wedding anniversary.
But your dad doesn't get anybody anything for anything.
No.
Your mum does it.
No.
And you guys do it.
Yeah, well, that's true.
For her birthday, you buy your mum's present.
And isn't that how it usually works?
That is exactly how it works.
And for Christmas, she buys his presents for other people.
That's exactly how it works.
He's one of those dads.
I just, ooh.
It's oak.
It's oak.
The traditional gift for the 80th wedding anniversary is oak, by the way.
Producer Ben, can you look up 40th wedding anniversary?
My mum got my dad two presents.
For the anniversary?
Yeah.
She got him this replica James Bond watch that my dad had back in the day
when that James Bond film came out.
It's like in a horseshoe shape.
Very thoughtful.
Very thoughtful.
And then she also got him the same brand,
but this really expensive limited edition Italian version of the watch.
Oh, whoa.
And it comes in like this wooden box.
You know, something really sentimental that he can wear.
Your mum is such a thoughtful and giving person.
It breaks my heart to think of her sitting there going,
okay, so there's your presents.
I know.
Where's mine?
What did you get me?
She didn't even ask.
She knew that he hadn't got her anything.
So you know what mum and I did this morning?
What?
Mum and I this morning went out and we spent every dollar that my dad should have spent on her
on whatever we wanted. Yeah, good.
She got some lovely boots, a jacket, some other shoes.
Wait, why did you get stuff out of her? It's not your wedding anniversary. Yeah, but I suggested the idea.
Why have you got new boots?
Look, there's times in your life where you look back and you think,
oh, my behaviour was not good.
I had an adult tantrum on the weekend.
Good on you for being able to admit it.
I can admit it.
And I think, you know, as a woman, we have hormonal changes that we go through.
Did you have hot flush?
Throughout a month.
No, I didn't, thank you.
But we do.
Our hormones can be all over the place at certain times of the month.
And it would have been around that time for me,
but I'm on the pill anyway, different story.
All right, so you don't have an excuse.
Shut up, you man.
Anyway, I decided I've been really busy at the moment and I was like, oh, I want
to do one thing for myself, something that always makes me feel good.
Sure.
And the one thing that I...
Getting your toes shaved.
No, can you let me speak? For God's sake. Anyway, I was like, oh, I'm going to go get
my eyebrows done because that always makes me feel good. That's the one thing that I really love about my face is my eyebrows.
Anyway, so I booked in and I went and got them done
and my usual girl wasn't there and I was like, that's all good.
And I got my eyebrows done and I went and I sat in the car
and I looked at my eyebrows and then I proceeded to cry
for the next hour
about the way they looked.
Right.
Because they were not how they normally looked.
They were uneven.
They looked weird.
And I cried about it.
I cried about it for a long time.
I was upset.
My mum was there.
She witnessed me having an adult tant upset. My mum was there. She witnessed me having
an adult tantrum.
She comforted me,
which she probably shouldn't have because
it was ridiculous. Because she got
eyebrow dye on her.
Now, did she say things like,
they look fine? Yes. Did she say things
like, I don't know what you're talking about? Yes.
Just made me angrier. Yeah, right.
And more upset. Because looking at you now, they do look fine.
Oh, no, I've fixed these.
Oh, you've fixed them, right.
There's a lot of work that went back into these.
Look, I get it.
I get it.
I understand.
Especially when you like things a certain way
and especially when it's to do with your appearance.
No, it's as a woman, that is the one thing about my face
that I really do like.
And I work quite hard on my eyebrows most of the time.
And I was like.
This doesn't just happen, you know.
It just doesn't.
This is four years in the making.
And I was like, it's the one thing that I like.
And then I was like, when I try to do one thing for myself.
And my mum was just trying to, you know.
Can you, like, no shame in what you're doing, by the way.
Absolutely no shame.
But can you imagine what must have been going through your mum's head?
Yeah.
She's like, Jesus Christ, 30 years I've been putting up with this shit.
My poor mum is the most, like, I don't know, selfless, just warm human being.
And she obviously knew I was just having a moment.
Yeah.
Trying to comfort me.
Yeah.
But yeah, I look back at it now and I'm like, what were you doing?
Wasn't a big deal, but at the time felt like a really big deal.
It felt like a big deal at the time.
But I look back now and I'm like, oh God.
Yeah.
Idiot.
And that's what a little bit of time does, I guess.
You can step back from it.
And laugh, and laugh. You've got to laugh. You've got to laugh at these of time does, I guess. You can step back from it. And laugh, and laugh.
You've got to laugh.
You've got to laugh at these things.
Yeah, you do.
You do have to laugh, and I feel like talking about it,
I'm taking a hold of the situation.
You won't be the only one who's experienced this,
and I reckon we can line up days and days worth of phone calls on people
on just that one line, just that one thing,
for people who they thought it was a big deal
at the time, but in hindsight, not really a big deal.
What did you have like a big moment about?
What was your meltdown about?
Your adult tantrum that you were like,
this is the end of the world.
And then you look back now and you're like, it really wasn't.
I actually overreacted there.
I think I did.
Might have been something cosmetic.
Might have been something mildly inconvenient.
Might have been a passing comment that your partner made,
like you said, at the wrong time of the month.
Yeah.
And it just caused World War III.
And now you can laugh about it,
but at the time it was a really big deal.
Call us and tell us about it,
because by doing that you reclaim the moment.
You know, you take ownership of it.
You are empowered by it.
Yeah, I feel so empowered.
Also embarrassed.
Welcome.
It's a safe place here at ZM this afternoon.
I've admitted on the radio that I had an adult tantrum over the weekend
and it's hormonal.
I'm telling you.
You reckon it's hormonal?
We go through this as women where we have ups and downs and we can't control that. No, you can't claim that it's hormonal, I'm telling you. You reckon it's hormonal? We go through this as women where we have ups and downs
and we can't control that.
No, you can't claim that it's hormonal because then it doesn't give men
any excuse for our adult tantrums.
No, you don't have an excuse.
No, but we need one.
No, you don't have one.
Ours can be stress or something.
Ours can be a male pattern ball.
I don't know.
Bree threw a massive wobbly because she thought her eyebrows were a bit off
after she got them done.
I thought they were ruined.
It's my one favourite.
What did you think was going to happen?
Did you think you were going to live the rest of your life
without eyebrows?
Yes, it's my one favourite.
You have to whip them off and start again.
It's literally my only favourite thing about my face.
I love them.
I work so hard on them
and then to see that someone had ruined them
or as I thought at the time, it wasn't as bad as I thought.
But I thought and I just lost it.
None of this stuff is ever as bad as you think in the moment.
But we want to live in the moment with you this afternoon
and find out what was your adult tantrum about?
What was the thing that was a big deal at the time,
but turns out it wasn't so big?
Heather's here.
Brave of you to call up, Heather.
Come on, Heather.
It's a safe space here, mate.
I went on my 10-minute...
I work in an eatery.
I went on my 10-minute break.
I come back and my boss has changed the entire till set up around.
My printing machine was on the wrong side.
There were bottles in front of my sauce sticker.
I had to walk off and have a cry,
and then I ended up moaning to the boss's wife for half an hour
About all the things I hated about my job
The nerve
The nerve of that person
Who runs the store to rearrange things
He comes down from Auckland to Tauranga here
And he has all these ideas
And they're great except they're actually not
He thinks he's such a big deal
That's like someone getting in your car
and changing every seat setting of your driver's seat
and then thinking that that's okay.
Heather, the good thing is it sounds like you're totally over it.
Oh, well, he's gone back to Auckland now,
so I just have to wait for the next tension next time he comes down.
Good riddance.
Fair enough.
Go back to Auckland.
Good on you for being able to talk about it, Heather. I think that's really
powerful. Let's talk to Jordan. Hi, Jordan.
Hi, Jordan.
What was it? What was the big
deal at the time that you had
a big wobbly over, but turns out
it wasn't all that big?
My cat brought a mouse in during lockdown
and it turned out the mouse was still
alive. And after
it climbed the doorframe
in the laundry, my partner, who was an essential worker, got a series of texts that resulted
in me telling him I was moving out and I was going to live in my car for the rest of lockdown.
I mean, lockdown did do that to a lot of people, didn't it?
And to be fair, I reckon a lot of people would find that a perfectly rational response to
a live mouse in the house. What are you supposed to do?
Well, the worst part is he wouldn't come and take it back outside.
He got scared of it once it started moving again.
Who, the cat or your partner?
The cat.
Right.
Oh, the cat wasn't even, oh, God.
Right, okay, perfectly rational.
What about the text about the avocado?
Someone said,
During my time of the month,
I once cried for a solid 25 minutes in my car on the way to work
because my mother had eaten the avocado I was planning on having for breakfast.
I was distraught.
I was 27.
25 minutes of crying over an avocado.
No, I get that.
You know the worst thing that can really happen to me as a person?
You know when you have leftovers from the night before?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then you are thinking about it
all day and you get
home and you find out your flatmate has
eaten them? Yeah. Oh my god.
I get it, I get it. But you've got to step back from that
and go, and they can, they can step back and go
probably overreacted. Yeah.
Sam has caught up. Hi Sam. Hi Sam.
Before you tell us your one,
we've actually got yours in text message form here.
Would you like Bree to read you your own text message
so you can experience it yourself?
Yeah, let's do that.
Sam, this is how you've written your text.
This is how I pictured you to sound, okay?
Okay.
I had a meltdown at my mum when she got me a kebab.
I asked for chicken, cheese, no onion, and my sauces.
That's all I got.
My chicken, cheese, and sauces.
No salad at all.
They come with salad.
That's why I asked for no damn onion.
I'm 26 years old.
It's like, oh, it was just annoying because she invited me for dinner.
Yeah.
And I had finished work.
Yeah.
And, you know, you have, like, this kebab and that's all you're thinking about and it's wrong.
Yeah.
No, Sam, I totally get this and I can relate on a real deep level.
What sauces do you get?
Barbecue, mayo and sake.
That's what I get!
Wow.
Oh, my God, best friends.
Did we just become best friends?
I think so.
Again, Sam, like our first caller,
the best bit is it sounds like you're totally over it.
Sounds like it's not affecting you at all anymore.
Well, to be fair, it wouldn't be a problem,
but every time she invites me for dinner,
something's wrong or she's forgotten something.
That's another meltdown.
Another meltdown.
It's all right, She'll expect it now
No salad
Mum
No salad
Time for a birthday banger
Alright three people
What's number one
On their 16th birthdays
We'll figure it out
And then we'll play
Our favourite one
Scott's here
G'day, Scott.
Hello, Scotty.
Hello, how are we?
Good, mate.
How are you?
Yeah, not too bad, not too bad.
Actually, very good.
Oh, very good.
Why so good?
Have you had some good news, Scotty?
Yeah, I got engaged with the weekend.
Oh!
Congratulations.
Sign of a life away, almost.
Scotty.
Already made it.
I'm very excited.
How did you do it?
So she'd been at the gym in the morning.
We decided to go for a little walk.
And instead of her taking my hint to have a shower,
she decided to commit in her sweaty gym clothes.
So we walked along under the Harbour Bridge
and basically Prima's taking some photos,
walked out onto a little jetty and dropped on her knee.
Oh, well done. I love that she didn't
take your hand and she had to get
proposed to in her sweaty gym clothes. No, that makes it even
better.
I love that. Let's do your birthday
banger, Scotty. What's your birthday?
It's two days after Christmas, the 27th
of December, 1990.
Alright, that's my dad's birthday. You were 16,
obviously not 1990, or else...
Young dad.
That's weird.
You were 16 in 2006 on the 27th of December,
and Scotty, here's your birthday banger.
Some weird, off-brand Gwen Stefani song.
Yeah.
A bit of a fizzle there.
Oh, you love it.
I love it too then.
You love it.
I love it.
Nothing can dampen Scotty's mood right now.
He's on cloud nine.
He's literally walking on air.
Okay, good, Scotty.
Wait there.
Let's go to Zoe.
Zoe's here.
Kia ora, Zoe.
Hi, Zoe.
Hi, guys.
How are you, mate?
Good, thank you.
How are you?
Good, thanks.
Did you get engaged recently? Good, thank you. How are you? Good, thanks. Did you get engaged recently?
No, unfortunately not.
Good.
That makes me feel better about my life, Zoe.
Excellent.
What's your birthday, mate?
8th of April, 92.
All right.
You were 16 in 2008 on the 8th of April.
And Zoe, this is your birthday banger.
To my toes, makes me your birthday banger.
Colby Calais.
Please.
Sing Star, eat your heart out.
Right.
Hi, Richard.
This was a big mood at the time.
What year did you say this was, Brie?
2008.
Yeah, right.
You like it, Zoe?
Yeah, my kids are loving it too. I like that one.
I think you're on to something with that song.
Wait there, we'll get one more birthday banger on for Laura.
Hi, Laura.
G'day, Laura.
Hello.
How are you guys?
Any engagements to announce, Laura?
No, I'm married.
Oh, so you've already done it, Laura.
I see.
I've done it.
Yeah, I have adult tantrums every day.
What, about your marriage?
No, but, you know, it just doesn't pick up what I'm putting down.
Like, don't put the cup on the side.
Mainly with laundry.
Don't get me started on laundry.
Yeah, I bet.
Laura, I love it, mate.
What's your birthday?
14th of December, 84. All right, you were 16 in the's your birthday? 14th of December, 84.
All right, you were 16 in the year 2000 on the 14th of December.
And the millennium brought us this number one hit.
Who let the dogs out?
Huge.
Oh, yeah.
Yes, Laura.
Who let the dogs out?
This is you when you're 16.
Oh, yeah, I can imagine it now.
Can you?
It was massive.
I've really caught a vibe off that, actually.
I'm going to go straight in there and vote for Laura's song to win.
I think I'm voting for that one, too.
Laura, congratulations.
You just won.
Thanks so much.
Yeah, no adult tantrums today.
You won birthday banger.
One last question, Laura.
If you were a type of dog, what breed would you be?
Oh, a little yappy one, I think.
Perfect.
Me too, Laura.
Me too.
There you go, everybody.
Laura's birthday banger for a Tuesday evening.
Brian Clint. Well, the party was nice, the party was nothing And everybody having a ball I tell the fellas that they ain't calling
And the girls be going to the car
I hear a boy shout out
Who let the dogs out?
Who let the dogs out?
Who let the dogs out? Who let the dogs out?
Who let the dogs out?
I see those people had a ball cause she really fucked this fifth town.
Get back, Buffy.
Bust, Buffy.
Get back, you fleeing, festing mongrel. I tell myself I'm an old young time baby
Two-headed girls calling them canine
But they tell me, hey man, it's my birthday party
With a woman in front and a man behind I hope all her children We'll be right back. Thank you. Do you see the waves coming from the high? Walking through the business, the digital is breaking us down Me and my white talk, short till I can't speak out like any caliber do
I think I knew that's why they call me Pitbull
Cause I'm the man of the land when they see me they say
Who let the dogs out?
Who let the dogs out?
Who let the dogs out?
Who let the dogs out?
Who let the drums out? Who let the drums out?
Who let the drums out?
Who let the drums out?
Who let the drums out?
Who let the drums out?
Who let the drums out? Who let the dogs out?
Who let the dogs out?
Zinni and Brian Clint.
They swinner a birthday bagger from the Bahamian.
Who let the dogs out?
Who let the dogs out? Who let the dogs out?
I just had a flashback of my mum back in the day
when that song was big in my softball team,
we were the underdogs and we made it to the grand final.
Yeah.
And I just have this memory of my mum hanging on the fence
that sits behind home plate and she's like,
Toowoomba was the name of the team and she's just singing,
Who let Toowoomba rap?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
And everyone was like, whose mum is that?
And I was like, I have no idea.
Not mine.
Who let the dogs out?
Bree and Clint.
Maybe you need this right now.
It's a list of signs and signals that your partner wants to break up.
Look, you're about to get a lot of people very, very,
what's the word I'm looking for?
Anxious.
Anxious, yeah, absolutely.
I mean, take it with a grain of salt.
I read it off the internet.
Don't believe everything you read on the internet.
But hey, if you've got a vibe already,
maybe this will spur you on to have a conversation tonight.
It's from a British expert named Judy James,
and she's laid out a number of giveaways to look out for, making
it obvious that your partner wants to break up.
Right.
Okay.
So let's...
Hey, this is also a good warning if you're doing any of these things with no intention
of breaking up with someone.
Exactly.
Stop it because you're just freaking them out.
So this is the first one.
It's called metronomic rituals. Right. Do you know what that is? No.
So these type of things can manifest into certain
gestures like tapping or like making, you know,
clicking or fidgeting or making a rhythm
on things, drumming, tapping your feet. Right. That's what I do like
24-7. Yeah, you do do that a lot. With my knees, with my feet. Right. That's what I do like 24-7. Yeah, you do do that a lot.
With my knees, with my fingers.
That's a sign that someone's ready to break up with you.
Well, I don't know.
This is just on the list.
Right, okay.
If your partner's fidgeting,
they could be ready to break up with you.
Yeah.
The next thing is self-comfort gestures.
Right.
Which the examples are fiddling,
hair preening, face touching. These can be signs of the pressure to break up with someone, adding that restlessness they may be feeling. Right.
Okay. If they touch their face, they're ready to break up with you. They can also bite their lips,
nails and cracking their knuckles. Okay. If they bite their nails, ready to break up with you. They can also bite their lips, nails and cracking their knuckles. Okay, if they bite
their nails, ready to break up with you. Another thing she said was barrier gestures. Examples can
include carrying a phone, bag or your car keys in the hand closest to your partners so you can
avoid holding their hand. Oh, physically putting an item between you. Or sitting with their legs crossed away from you to avoid foot or leg touching.
Okay.
Holding their phone between you means they're ready to break up with you
or they're left-handed.
Yes.
Yep.
The next one's called the phone a friend,
where they're meeting up and talking to their friends a lot more.
Right.
Because apparently that can be a sign of them trying to get advice.
Right. Interesting. Okay. Having friends outside the relationship means
they're ready to break up with you. Yes. Alright. I'm running this down. This is good stuff.
Stress signals. A partner on the brink of breaking up will tend to avoid
eye contact at all costs. Looking down or away
and concentrating on other things.
Wow.
Okay.
Looking at things that aren't me means my partner may be ready to break up with me.
And there's a few more, but let's just round it out here.
The last one that she said was she argues that pupils dilate when you look at someone that you love.
But if that emotion begins to die, pupils may contract instead.
Wow.
So if my partner's eyes don't look like they've had a big night on the gear,
they're ready to break up with me.
Or they could just be really high. It's Tuesday again. Either way. Or. Oh, man. They could just be really high.
It's Tuesday again.
Either way.
Wednesday, Thursday, what?
Things are not looking good in the Robert Slight household.
There you go.
Don't move.
Because it means you're ready to break up with your partner.
If your partner breathes.
They want a break up.
They out of here.
They're out.
Hey, here's the Tuesday song, everybody.
I thought the hands of time would change me. They want a break up. They out of here. Hey, here's the Tuesday song, everybody. What?
I thought the hands of time would change me.
Bree and Clint.
The Friends reunion is next week, everybody.
It's finally happening.
I've talked about it for so long that people don't really care about it anymore.
I'm one of them.
I'm one of the biggest Friends fans, but I don't care.
I don't care. Whatever news you have, I don't care. I don't care.
Whatever news you have, I don't care.
Well, it's not about the reunion, okay?
It's not about the reunion.
What's it about?
It's about a Friends experience that's available.
They have built an exact replica of Monica and Rachel's apartment,
and you can stay the night in it.
Oh, that's kind of cool.
See, there you go.
You do still care.
There is a little bit in there.
It's in New York City, because Friends wasn't originally shot in New York City
But it was set there
They've built this one in New York City
And you can stay in the Friends experience
You can use everything
Everything works
The fridge works
The TV works
The 90s TV works
That would be so weird
Wouldn't it?
The only thing is the bedrooms don't
work, so they've had to put a bed in the
lounge, which is disappointing.
What do you mean? The bedrooms don't work?
So the doors where the bedrooms are,
they don't go anywhere. How hard
is it to make a bedroom work?
I don't understand why you would go to all this
effort to create the apartment
and not make the bedrooms work.
Anyway, that's what they've done.
Take what you can get.
You can see the bed there
just on the bottom left-hand side.
Feels like they checked out a bit.
Maybe they were stuck in second gear.
I mean, if I had a comedy rim shot,
I'd play it for you there.
Come on!
Not that gag, but
the weird thing about this is
you go, cool, I'd love to do that
when the borders reopen.
It's my dream.
I love friends. I'll have to go there and stay the borders reopen. It's my dream. I love friends.
I'll have to go there and stay there one day.
It's only available for two nights.
It's literally only available Sunday, May 23rd,
and Monday, May 24th.
Those are the only nights that you can book it.
What is the point of this?
I don't know.
How much would that have cost?
How much would it cost to have built?
That's what I mean.
And they open it for two nights. So it's being
done through booking.com. That's how
you book it. And I would
hazard a guess that it's booked out already.
Oh, you'd think so, wouldn't you?
How much? It's not free, I'll tell you now.
How much do you think it would cost to stay
in the friend's apartment
for one night? There's only two nights
available. There's only two nights available.
So how much for one night in the apartment? You can't book two, by the way. You can only book one. You can only book one night. There's only two nights available. There's only two nights available. So how much for one night in the apartment?
You can't book two, by the way.
You can only book one.
You can only book one night.
Yeah.
600 bucks.
600 bucks.
No, man, that's way too much.
You can stay in the friend's apartment for $19.94
because that's the year that Friends started.
These people have taken this way too far.
They've taken it way too far.
They're going to go back.
Way too far.
I wonder how much they paid for the original actors to be there.
And the rights.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Rachel is in the house.
Where are you?
She's hanging out.
Yeah, yeah.
Phoebe comes by to visit.
She does a couple of songs on the
guitar $19.94 i mean i knew the tourism industry was doing it tough but that's incredible
uh this is a tiktok conundrum i was telling you about which i know is a very 2021 thing to say
but a british teenager by the name of alicia Brewer has revealed how much money she's currently making on TikTok.
And because of that, she's in what I'm calling a TikTok conundrum.
How old is she, did you say?
She's 17.
Right, so she's about to finish school.
She's about to finish school, yeah.
She has brand deals already through her TikTok.
Okay.
She has deals with companies like Boohoo, Longcom, Urban Outfitters, Fenty Beauty.
She does lots of fashion and makeup stuff like that.
Amazing. A lot of good brands.
Yeah. She has three quarters of a million followers on her TikTok page.
And she's revealed that she can make up to, and just be aware if you've just finished a long hard day this is going to piss you off she can make up to $19,000 a day on her tiktok account what $19,000 how many followers
does she have three quarters of a million so what 750,000 yeah what it's a lot, eh? How? Yeah, well, through her brand deals.
I assume it's through her Instagram as well.
The issue that she has now and that her family is dealing with like this.
She has too much money?
She's got too much money.
Is that the issue?
Oh, sounds horrible.
She's got a digital talent manager.
She now earns more money than both of her parents who are both financial advisors
and she has said she's 17 she's got to make a decision about her future she said that because
she can make so much money through tiktok and social media that she's no longer considering
going to university so my question is do you think that she's got a point she's currently
making up to nineteen thousand,000 a day.
She could go to university and study for a job which could earn her, what, $50,000, $60,000, $70,000 a year.
What do you do?
How do you advise someone like that?
If you're her parents, what do you tell her to do?
Oh, God, I wish I had this problem.
I'm earning so much money.
Do I go to uni?
When I was her age, I was like, oh, my God, where am I going to live?
Well, I just think it's a really weird world that we live in.
And it's crazy to think when you ask kids these days,
what do you want to be when you grow up?
A lot of them say, I want to be a youtuber or on tiktok and um an influencer yeah i think
the opportunity is obviously there for this girl um and i think it's the same with anything it'll
probably you know have its moment in time like tiktok i don't think will last forever no and
nothing does and nothing does and why not ride the wave?
Right.
If you're making that much money, if it's making you happy,
I think that's the main thing to focus on.
If you're happy doing it and it's fulfilling you at the moment,
then do it until it doesn't satisfy you anymore.
Yeah.
At the same time, though, there's no harm in going to university as well,
I guess.
You can make your TikToks on the weekend.
Just don't do an arts degree.
Because that means nothing.