ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 18th May 2022

Episode Date: May 18, 2022

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Here we go Hello everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint Podcast If I'm so predictable, I bet you didn't know this Mexican music was going to come on, did you? It's Taco Eatin' Wednesday You never know what you're going to get with old Taco Wednesday So did I ever tell you guys the last place I lived I was a part of a Taco Tuesday group?

Syndicate. Nice. Where we used to meet. Real taco or? Real tacos. Right. Where we had a group of people we would meet every Tuesday for tacos. Yeah.

Is that why you're always coming up to me and saying, do you want to get a burrito? Yeah. It's lunchtime. I love the burritos from down there I still need to get one Haven't you got one yet? No, not yet Rank these things

Burrito Taco Enchilada What about quesadillas? Quesadilla Or nachos? No, nachos Jesus

No, no, no, no, no, no, no Nachos, not nachos Okay Nachos are a different kettle of fish Number one, quesadilla Number one, burrito Quesadadilla. Number one, burrito. Thank you. It's quesadilla.

Number one is burrito. Okay, it's democracy, so burrito is number one. Number two? Quesadilla. Number two. Wait, is quesadilla in it or not? It's not. But it's not number one.

Oh, it's still in it. Okay, calm down. Jesus. No more yelling on this podcast. So burrito's number one. Burrito, calm down. Jesus. No more yelling on this podcast. So burritos, number one. Burrito, number one. So now out of the others, vote for number two. So what's out of the others?

Fajitas. Enchiladas. Enchiladas. Tacos. Tacos. Quesadilla. Oh, quesadilla is pretty good. See, tacos actually, they kind of do get me.

I'd probably go. I'd go tacos. I'd go tacos. I'd go tacos. I'd go tacos. Number two. Quesadilla. And then feta. Oh, I know what you're calling it.

And then nachos. Nachos. No, nachos. And enchiladas. I'm not a massive fan. No, no one likes enchiladas. Enchiladas are dry and they're expensive to make. But good enchiladas, I think would be pretty good.

Yeah. Okay. Good, that settles it. What's yours? What's your number one? Yeah, we didn't even ask you. Tacos. Oh.

Tacos, classic. Oh, no, Sam will be like, Clint Oyster's the shit. No, because they're snackable. You know? You can have one taco or you can have five tacos. A burrito is a major commitment.

And also... They make small burritos down the road. Oh. There he goes, proving him wrong. As a small burrito... Oh, no, road. Oh, there he goes. Proving him wrong. There's a small burrito... Oh, no, because they've got rice in it. What I realised

halfway through there, tacos have the most variety in that you can go soft shell, hard shell. Yeah, are we going soft or hard? And also... More choice. There's all this...

I had a prawn... You know, you can get prawn... You never get prawn burrito, but you can get a prawn taco. You know what I mean? I love both. I can't decide between hard and soft. I probably these days

go more soft, but I don't mind a hard taco. Do you know what I had the other day, which was really disappointing? Some ladies prefer a softer taco. I mean, it's nice to have a soft, hairless, I mean, what? I actually wanted to talk seriously about tacos. Hey, has anyone ever been to Mexico? Yes. Oh, lucky. Yeah, I've been to Mexico. I've only been to Mexico? Yes Oh lucky

Yeah I've been to Mexico I've only been to Instagram Mexico though Oh like the touristy Mexico Didn't go to real Mexico then Is Tijuana in Mexico? Yes Oh keen to relive that OC No that's not it

No you're not keen to live that OC No minus the drug part The party part Wait Wait Have you seen the OC? I'm keen to live that OC. No, minus the drug part, the party part. Wait. Wait. Have you seen the OC? OC is goated.

Finally. I have waited for so many years on this show. How have we not really? Have we talked about this? We have talked about this early, early stages. Remember I was the lone wolf where you hadn't seen it. Obviously Brie. Ellie hadn't seen it. Ben definitely hadn't seen it. Real OC fan seen it. Ben definitely hadn't seen it.

Real OC fan question here, just to check we're on the same page. Obviously when we're referring to the OC, we're only referring one season one to season three. Absolutely. No one likes season four. After Marissa died, spoiler alert. After Marissa died? Me and Sam are more of a Laguna Beach

kind of people. I thought you liked the on Laguna Beach. He has no idea what you're talking about. Clint watched The Hills. No, I didn't. I watched The Hills. I watched Laguna Beach. I watched them all.

Okay, Laguna Beach. The O.C. This is good. The Hills. One Tree Hill. The Hills. This is easy. The O.C., Laguna Beach, The Hills.

Laguna Beach goes over The Hills. Is Laguna. The OC, Laguna Beach, The Hills. Laguna Beach goes over the hills. Is Laguna Beach good? I haven't seen it. You should watch it. It's good. Is it about love and heartbreak? So anyway, I went to Mexico. But I only went to Tulum, which is Instagram Mexico.

That's where the Kardashians go when they go to Mexico. Did you stay in the same place? Not quite, no. We did you stay in the same place? Not quite. No, we did get upgraded though. Do you? Yeah. Cause our place,

when we landed, there's a power cut. And so they couldn't, all the toilets, nothing was working. But because we use, and this is a life hack, because we use a travel agent,

the resort contacted the travel agent and they were like, that's not acceptable. And they found us a new resort to stay at. Kind of like having a manager. And we said it A way better one Yeah because there's nothing You just said There's a power cut

So the toilets weren't working Yeah because they're all on pumps Ah Because they've all got to use Electric pumps Gotcha Yeah It's a Mexico thing man

You wouldn't understand Different countries work Okay question What is everyone's Favourite country They've ever been to India New Zealand

Malaysia Such a shit answer Because you know That I wasn't referring To your own to? India. New Zealand. Malaysia. Such a shit answer because you know that I wasn't referring to your own country. Oh, sad to New Zealand. What did you say? Lots of people listening to this podcast would love to visit New Zealand. Malaysia. Yeah. India. Malaysia truly Asian. Good one. India.

Yeah, yeah, obvi. That's a great one too. Go to a place. Oh shit, I meant to say New Zealand. Nah, India. I have some crack up stories about Malaysia. Do you? My sister has like an official plaque that she got given from some government minister that said thank you to the Otago University for something that we've done. And the Otago University had no idea that we were going or representing them and I had never even been to Otago University.

But they're like, thank you very much to the university. Take it. You never say no to a plaque. Oh, exactly. What's your number one country? Vietnam. Oh, I love Vietnam. You never say no to a club. Oh, exactly. What's your number one country? Vietnam. Oh, I love Vietnam. I love Vietnam.

It's super cheap. Yes. And it's my second favorite cuisine in the whole world. I love it. Oh, shit, yeah. I really liked it. And what was your favorite thing you did when you were in Vietnam? Drink.

The drinks are so good, and they're real cheap. Yeah. You liked the tombs right? I loved going to the Koochie tunnels That was real interesting Not doing that, terrifying The most terrifying experience of my life If you don't like

Claustrophobia Crawling through those tunnels Horrible We've got 45 seconds I just need to say quickly to the message we got On our Brian Clint Facebook page to the person who yelled out howdy pilgrims at the end of Coming In Hot because of our podcast.

You're goated. Yeah, well done. Goated, OG. This is for you. I'm coming in. Well, howdy pilgrims. Just remember it's not in the real version of the song, so don't say it at a festival or something.

That'd be weird. Enjoy the podcast. Oh, my God, chaos. Hi, everybody. Welcome to the show. My humps, my lovely lady lumps. Happy hump day, everyone. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Remember when I used to hate that phrase? Yep. Not anymore. Are you a Fri-yay person now, too? Yeah. No, yeah. Fri-yay, rosé. Yeah. Rosé on a Fri-yay person now too? Yeah. No, yeah. Fri-yay, rosé.

Yeah. Rosé on a Fri-yay. I'm all about it. Brie's acting like she's got her stuff together. She was sprinting into the studio while the news was playing. Where were you? I was out in the office. A few people were asking me about Shortland Street.

Some adoring fans. Some adoring fans. Some adoring fans. I've been bombarded by so many lovely messages and people we know and colleagues being like, I can't believe you're on Shortland Street. Yeah. And I can't believe it either. No, nobody can. I'm back on tonight.

Are you? Yeah. Do you die? I do some bad stuff. Do they kill you off? No. Well, I don't think so. Well, you never know.

They might kill you on? No. Well, I don't think so. Well, you never know. They might kill you on the Christmas special. Let's just say I do some sabotaging. Really? Okay. Yeah, turns out

I'm a bit of a bee. Someone sabotaged my lunch today. I just had a soy sauce explosion in my backpack. It was your bee wax wrap that sabotaged it. No,

my beeswax wrap was to go over the systema. The systema should survive on its own, but they both failed me. So why'd you put the beeswax wrap was to go over the systema. The systema should survive on its own, but they both failed me. So why did you put the beeswax wrap on it then? Because you trust no one. Trust no one. You have the geekiest waterproof lunchbox.

This is the reason why. It's called a dry bag, thank you very much. It's mouldy. Yeah, because it spills so much food inside it. You need to get a new one. I'm trying to be responsible and bring my own lunch and this is what, this is the thanks I get. Where did it go?

How bad is it? All over my computer, all over my white shoes, everywhere. Show me your white shoes. Oh yeah, not ideal. I spray and wipe them. Imagine if your name was Ellie and you sounded exactly like Ellie Goulding. You'd be like, should we change my name

guys? Nah. Marketing. Nah, stick with it. And then you're like maybe we'll have a few more people come on board. Oh, that's Ellie. I love Ellie. I love Ellie. That's Ellie Dewey. It's called Middle of the Night on ZM. Bree and Clintz. Tradies

versus ladies. Right, here we go. The tradies versus the ladies. The current score for the year, the tradies sitting on 43, the ladies on 29. Our lady is here first. She's from Wellington and she can touch her nose with her tongue. Welcome to the show, Jess. G'day, Jess. Hello?

Jess. Hi, can you hear me? Yes, she is. We've got you, Jess. Obviously, can you hear me? Yes, she is. We've got you, Jess. Obviously a long tongue. Can you tie a lolly snake in a knot in your mouth? No, I can't. Well, I haven't tried.

I've done the cherry stalk. Oh, well, that's even harder. What does your nose taste like? Oh, lovely. Oh, good. It's not. It's not. I hope not.

Depends if you can get into the nostril. Let's go to our tradie. He's 32. He's from the Tron, and he has a six-year-old son. Welcome to the show, Liam. G'day, Liam. Howdy, howdy. What's your son's name?

Little Liam. Tyson. Tyson. Yeah, cute. Oh, cool name, man. Shout out to Tyson. Guys, are you ready to play for 50 bucks cash? Hi, Tyson. Yeah. What a legend. Liam, your. Shout out to Tyson. Guys, are you ready to play for 50 bucks cash? Hi, Tyson.

Yeah. What a legend. Liam, your buzzer is tradie. Jess, yours is lady. First of three correct answers gets $50 cash. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one.

I am currently making a cameo appearance on Shortland Street for their 30th anniversary. Name the fictional Auckland suburb in which Shortland Street is set. Lady, sorry. Jess. Ferndale. Of course it's Ferndale. The Ferndale Strangler.

Home of the Ferndale Strangler, absolutely. That's right. One to the ladies. Question number two. Name one of the lead actors from the 2000s rom-com movie How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. Trudy. Yes, Liam?

Kate Hudson. That is spot on the money. Well done, Liam. Very good. One of your favourites, Liam? Absolutely. It's a great film. We would have also accepted Matthew McConaughey.

McConaughey. One apiece. Question number three. Which of these cities was the last to host the Summer Olympics? Was it Sydney, Tokyo or Athens? Ladies. Jess. Tokyo.

Of course it was Tokyo last year. 2020 held in 2021. That's right. First ever that's happened for the Olympics, right? To have it moved a year? Yeah. Don't know. I'd say so.

Did they move it during the war? Don't know. Oh, they could have. You're right. Two to the ladies, right? Do they have it moved a year? Yeah. Don't know. I'd say so. Do they move it during the war? Don't know. Oh, they could have. You're right. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number four. Buzz in, guys, when you can tell me who sings this song. I'm so fancy.

Ladies. Liam. Liam's in. Iggy Azalea? That is correct. Iggy Azalea. We are all tied up here, guys. This is for the win,

the tiebreaker. Question number five. What's the most common eye colour in the world? Lady. Jess, for the win. Brown. She's got it. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.

What a game. What a game, Jess. That was such a good game. You came out on top in the end. We've got $50 for you thanks to KFC. Congratulations. Thank you so much, guys. Oh, you got a new car. Good for you, man.

I'm just going to post these pictures of me looking really hot on Instagram story in the hope that you see them. And I'm just going to look at my views to see if you've seen it. And then if you haven't seen it, I'm going to re-upload the same photos the next day. Good for you. It's not from a personal story. I'm about to tell a really cute story and I want you to be happy for them, Clint. Okay.

Because I know this is... Why wouldn't I be happy for them? This is a dream of yours and I know you get jealous. Okay. And when other people... Well, that's presumptive. When other people win big on the lotto. Okay, yeah.

Look, this is about two people who have won lotto first division last week from Wellington. Right, good for them. See, I knew you'd hate this. The pair... Like Olivia Rodrigo said, good for you. These two people, they work together, they're colleagues, and they've been buying tickets together for the last four years.

Oh, yeah. But last week, they finally hit it big, and they won a whopping $500,000. Decent. It's good money. Decent. I've said all along $500,000 000 would do it'd be a great amount i mean i'd take it i'd take it uh look this is uh the interesting part of the story that always

purchased a dip ticket with the same powerball number oh yeah over the last four years uh but about three weeks ago they decided to change their routine and each pick their own numbers. So they chose half the numbers each. Risky. So risky to do because if you've committed to a number and then you abandon that number, when that number comes up, you'll be devastated. You'll kick yourself, won't you? Well, they won't have to because their new plan has worked out really well because last Wednesday he checked his lotto ticket numbers

and then he looked again and he tuned in and he goes, you're kidding me, I've bloody won. Well done. So he had the ticket, right? Yeah. So out of the two colleagues, this guy had the ticket. So he then had the choice of whether or not to go, should I skip town? Should I quit my job or should I fake my own death?

No, not in New Zealand. It's way too small. Okay, right. Where are you going to go? They weren't all the choices, but he went with a different choice and the next morning he went into work and he pulled his colleague aside and said, you wouldn't bloody believe it, we've won. And she thought because they'd won a little bit of money here and there and she was like wouldn't bloody believe it, we've won.

And she thought, because they'd won a little bit of money here and there, and she was like, okay, how much have we won? And he said, we've won half a million dollars. And she lost it. Yeah. And she, they joked because they'd won bits and pieces here and there. And she was like, well, that's a little bit more than petrol money, isn't it? So she believed him or? She did.

Yeah, right. Well, he showed her the ticket. So halves, they went halves? Halvesies. Because you were on record on this show saying that you would cough up 10% if that was you. You'd keep 90% and you'd give the colleague 10%. You said that. Don't.

You said that. You said. I said 50-50. You said that. Don't. You said that. You said. I said 50-50. You said no, no, no. So they each bought the ticket 50-50. So, of course, the money will be split 50-50. You said if I bought you a ticket for your birthday and you win big, I expect half of it.

I said that's not how it works. You bought me the ticket for my birthday, then I can give you whatever I want. Well, some of us are givers, Brie, I guess. Some of us. I love how this. Some of us have a different moral compass. This same argument went online with you and I arguing

and most people sided with me and they said, you can't give someone a present and go, oh, but if you win, I'll have half that back. No, no, no, no, no, no. You don't ask for half. It's on the person who received it to give half. So, wait, you're saying if I didn't give half back to you that you would no longer be friends with me?

I would think you were a real piece of work. If I bought you the ticket, if I effectively gave you a million dollars. You can't buy someone, don't buy someone a ticket then. If you're worried about them winning. We have different priorities. You're not coming on my yacht. We have different priorities. I'm not inviting you a million dollars. You can't buy someone, don't buy someone a ticket then. If you're all worried about them winning. We have different priorities. You're not coming on my yacht. We have different priorities. I'm not inviting you on my yacht.

You can go get your own yacht. I'm happy for those people. I've told you my lotto story, eh? I've told it a million times. My flatmates that won lotto. And I was happy for them too. And you were quite young. Yeah.

No, you weren't. You were jealous. Oh, no, I was definitely jealous. Yeah. Definitely jealous. But they won $300, no, I was definitely jealous. Yeah. Definitely jealous. But they won $300,000 odd. $300,000 odd.

Which is a good amount of money, especially however long ago. Our flat got a very big TV, put it that way. But then he would have moved out. Yeah, they eventually moved out. Eventually, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. But I'm just saying, I've witnessed a First Division win. I've gone, I went to the supermarket with them and scanned the ticket. This is where your issues come from, where you've seen it. I've seen it. I know it's possible.

I always tell my story about the girl I went to boarding school with and I saw her in the paper because she scratched off one of those $250,000 for however many years on a scratchy, set for life or whatever it is. She gets $250,000 a year? i think for 10 years or something like that i can't remember exactly what it was but you know one of those ones yeah that'd do i just had a random thought because we're talking about lotto stories yeah produce anastasia can you try and call uh my mama please mama die well i want i just want to chat to her in this break here. That'd be great.

Thank you. She's going to get Mama Di on the phone. Because a couple from, not a couple, work colleagues from Wellington have won $500,000 in the lotto. One of them didn't skip town, the one who had the ticket. Do you quit your jobs together? That'd be a fun thing to do, eh? Yeah, that would be good.

I don't know if you could quit on because they'd split it. Yeah. $250 each. Yeah, you could quit if you hated your job. Well, yeah, true. Like it'd be enough to give you a bit of room. A bit of breathing time. There's a lot to draw tonight for $6 million. Do you want to get a ticket together? Okay. Yeah? Should we get a ticket together?

Yeah. Half though, not your rules. If we win, we go halves. That is that is not my rule. My rule is if you gift someone a lotto ticket, I don't think you should give them half. Right, okay. We're good to clarify that before we go on the ticket. Okay, let's buy a ticket together.

How much do I owe you? No, I need us to get a paper ticket because I've already got a ticket for tonight's draw. And if this one wins, I'm not giving you any of this one I'll go halves in the one that we buy now okay so I'll go to

New World after the show buy us a ticket I don't know if I trust you with our tickets I'll send you a photo of it okay let's go to some lotto stories

Tamara's here Kia ora Tamara hi Tamara hi you had a big lotto win who had a big lotto win in your life it was my dad

ooh how much that's exciting it was 20 years ago but it was 100k which was oh nothing lot I went in your life? It was my dad. Ooh, how much? That's exciting. It was 20 years ago, but it was 100K, which was decent. Nothing to sneeze at. What did he do? Did he skip town? No, it was a live on TV one, and so he had a beard, and because people could recognize him, he shaved it off afterwards.

Really? Oh, because people had seen him win 100 grand. Were they asking him for money? Well, I assume so, but he shaved it off afterwards. Really? Oh, because people had seen him win $100,000. Were they asking him for money? Well, I assume so, but, you know, he shaved it off so they could stop. What was the most lavish purchase he bought with his $100,000? I asked him to buy a house so I could come stay with him. Oh, yeah. Good.

Awesome. Of which he did do. What? Oh, that's a great story. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hello.

Who won Lotto in your life? My grandparents won 700K, and I was the one to cash in the ticket. No. 700K. How long ago was this, Anonymous? I was maybe 10, maybe 12 years old. I was so little, and they took me to the store, and I cashed in the ticket, and it was 700.

I was like, oh my god, you won $700. And they knew exactly like how much it was and they stuck with the story and they only actually told me a few years ago that when I cashed in that ticket, it was actually $700,000. Wow. Did they buy anything cool that you remember?

They just started going on lots of cruises all of a sudden. Yeah, living the life. Classic. Okay, good grandparent story. Another anonymous person. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous.

Hello, how are you? Who won the lotto? My mother-in-law. Oh, tell us about it. How much? $8 million. Shut the front door. $8 million.

Oh, my God. Please tell me, anonymous, that it wasn't a situation where you didn't have a good relationship with the mother-in-law. No, we had a great relationship, which is awesome. But what had happened was she had bought herself a ticket and us a ticket. Yeah. And the ticket she kept for herself was the one that won. Interesting.

Had she given you your ticket? Yes, she had, yeah. Okay. All right, that's clean cut. It's all legit. Did she give you any money, anonymous? Yes, she did, but I won't say how much. Oh, how much?

No, how much? How much? You're anonymous. You're completely anonymous. I want to say, nah, I know how much. It was a million. It'd be a million. She gave you a million.

I'm not going to say. Just cough if we're right. She gave you... Oh, she just coughed. She gave you one million. No, I'm not going to say, Just cough if we're right. She gave you... Oh, she just coughed. She gave you $1 million. No, I'm not going to say, but nice try. Nice try. Oh, lucky you, Anonymous.

Thank you, Anonymous. Jealous. We've got your mum on the line. Hello, Mama Di. Hi, Mama Di. Hi, guys. How are you going? Good, thanks.

Did you hear what we were talking about? Yes, I did, actually. Yeah, Lotto wins because you wouldn't believe it, Mum. Guess who's won the Lotto? Oh, yeah, Brianna. Katie Traj has won the Lotto, Mum. She's won. She won the Powerball.

I'll give you a Powerball. Is this joke getting old yet, Mum? I was going to say that's a joke from the archives. That is. It's so bad now, Brianna. It's not funny. You know what's real bad? So people listening who don't know that joke,

we've called my mum like three times and tried to make her believe my childhood friend Katie Drage has won the lotto. I went home to Stanthorpe over like a couple of weeks ago. I saw Katie Drage. Yeah. And she goes, can you stop telling people I've won the lotto? Everyone. Bree and Clint.

Clint. That's Lil Nas X and Industry Baby. Got a story for you this afternoon, and it's truly incredible. A mix of the human body is amazing, and by that I mean the female human body especially because it's a story about birth. But the technology... That's a birth there, by the way. No, that's not a birth.

No, I hate that sound effect. That's a birth in real time. I thought we'd gotten rid of that sound effect. Produce Anastasia. Don't drag her into this. No. I'm putting my foot down. Can we please get rid of that horrendous baby scream sound effect?

No, I love that sound effect. No, you don't. I grabbed someone's child when it was here at work. They gave their consent and I made them do the screech. Okay, so what I'm hearing is you love that sound effect. Okay, you see what happens tomorrow to you and you, Clint. I've got plans. I'm excited.

You guys like that sound? We'll see if you like it by tomorrow afternoon this time. That sounds ominous. Tell us about your woman body story. I love ominous plans. There's a woman by the name of Jaden Ashley, and she was 19 weeks pregnant, and that's when she learned that her unborn son had spina bifida.

Okay. And it was devastating news for her and her partner, and, you know, a lot of the doctors said, look, there's no hope. We can't do anything. The baby is going to be brain dead. It's a horrible thing. Really?

Okay. Anyway, there's a piece of audio of her talking about how she found this particular medical team in Orlando who specialises in open fetal surgery. And by that, I mean, Clint, where they open her up and they do surgery on the unborn baby and then they close her back up. Take a listen. Our son was diagnosed with spina bifida at 19 weeks. At first, we were told that there is no hope. He's going to be brain dead.

He's going to have no life, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then we actually found a team of doctors in Orlando who specialize in open fetal surgery. And so they basically opened me up like a C-section, repaired the defect in his back, closed me back up, and then I stayed pregnant for the rest of the time. That is one of the most incredible stories.

Is that not amazing? Yeah. Did you even know that was a thing? No, I had no idea. So they literally, so the baby's cooking in there. It's not ready. It's about 19 weeks and they need to do this surgery to make obviously the baby have a better quality of life.

They open her up. They do the surgery on the baby that's in the womb and then they close her back up and let it keep cooking. Far out. Crazy. Imagine if the dad didn't want to know the gender. He's like, I know you're going in there. I know you close her back up and let it keep cooking. Far out. Crazy. Imagine if the dad didn't want to know the gender. He's like, I know you're going in there.

I know you want me to see. Don't tell me. Don't tell me. Don't tell me. You can try and avoid. Don't spoil the secret. The doctor's like, we're kind of dealing with something bigger than gender right now. He's like, ah, I've got to save it for the gender reveal party, okay? I want to put tires on my car and do a burnout.

And it'll either be pink or blue. Brie and Clint. This is The Latest. Brie, you remember last year we talked to Tweety Waititi, sister of Taika Waititi, about the Reo Maori version of The Lion King they were making? Yeah, it's super exciting and

never been done before. And the same people who did Moana in Reo Maori as well. Well, it's finished, it's done, and it's going to premiere at the Maori Lands Film Festival on the Kapiti Coast next month. And then after that, the Rio Maori version of The Lion King is going to be released nationwide in cinemas. It's going to sound amazing.

Especially these songs. Yeah. It just fits. Yeah. They're also doing a Rio Maori version of Astro Boy, releasing that at the same time. Yep. I haven't seen Astro Boy.

I don't think I've. A bit before my time, I think. No, but after your time, it's like a recent one, like a new one. No, but I mean the character Astro Boy. Yeah, but before your time means it's older than you. Before my... Yeah, Astro Boy's older than me. No, it's new.

No, they might have made a movie that's new. What I'm saying is that character was a bit before my time. Are you talking about Asterix and Obelix? Astro... Anyway, they're doing that. That's coming out at the same time. They're also currently finishing off a real Maori version of Frozen as well. Oh, that'll be massive.

And I wonder if they will release the, you know, Let It Go, the Frozen song, if they'll release a version of that for wire to anthems this year. They should. That would work well, wouldn't it? That'd be perfect. I don't know if Demi Lovato has to sign that off or what. Great marketing. Yeah.

It'd be perfect timing. I'd like to. I can't picture it. The issue with a bottle of champagne in my house is that It won't get drunk. my wife doesn't really drink much. Yeah. So I would pop it.

She'd have a glass, and then I'd have to polish up the bottle myself. You know? Yeah. Get a cheap bottle. Get those little single serve bottles. Lindahl. Hey, remember I was saying to you just before the break, the statistic?

Do you want to hear a really grim statistic? Yeah, go on. So it says here, apparently 24 people die annually from being hit by champagne corks. They die? In fact, it has been alleged that more people die as a result of being hit by a champagne cork than from poisonous

spiders. Oh, that's a grim stat, isn't it? How grim is that statistic? Well, it makes this story even more incredible then, okay? There's a cyclist called Binium Gourmet. Overnight, he has won a pretty big cycle race. First major win of his career.

And he's standing up on the podium. As they do at the end of a cycle race, he's receiving his flowers and his medal and his customary giant magnum of champagne that he's expected to shower the crowd with and spray. For people at home who don't know what a magnum bottle of champagne is, it's those real, real big ones. It's the Whopper Dog.

It's the big one. Yeah, so it's an extra big cork. He hasn't won a race before, so he doesn't have a lot of experience with the magnum. He opens the magnum on the ground, so it's sitting on the ground pointing up. What flavour was it? He leans his face over it.

No. The champagne. He puts his face over it and then BAM! The cork comes up and shoots him straight in the eye. Is that how it happened? Yes. Because I saw this story. He was trying to open it while standing over it. Oh no. Like those people you see in movies where they stare down the barrel

of the gun to see why the bullet's not coming out. He was looking over the bottle of champagne as he was opening it. As he was pulling the cork out. Yes. And then next minute the cork has come up and hit him in the face. Popped him in the eye. This is the commentators when it happened. Binham, get away. God.

He's one-eyed. Binham, get away. That's a shame. That must have hurt. That probably clonked him in the eye. I hope he's all right. Oh, no. He's all right.

Oh, is he all right? He's all right. I think he is. I hope so. Yeah. I don't need a bit of attention to detail. Spoiler, he wasn't all right. Oh, is he all right? He's all right. I think he is. I hope so. Yeah. I don't need a bit of attention to detail. Spoiler, he wasn't all right. He died.

No, he didn't. He did not. No, but he had to go to hospital. They took him to hospital. Yeah, but is he okay? Yeah, he's okay. He's got a very sore eye. I bet he does.

Yeah. It's a magnum bottle of champagne. Did you know that the cork in a champagne bottle, if you shake it up, travels out of the bottle at 40 k's an hour? He got hit in the eye. 40 kilometres an hour. With a cork at 40 k's an hour. When you were saying you were going to tell this story

about this champagne cork accident, I thought about this story and I was like, should I tell that on radio? I've never told this story on radio. Actually, I've never told anyone this story except for the people who were there. Okay. And I hope my dad's not listening. Go on then.

I mean, what else? I mean, they're already disappointed in me. Quite a few years ago My Nonna's house Is in the township of Stanthor And there's a festival that happens We talked about a few weeks ago At the time my nonna

Had become quite ill and she had been Put into care so she wasn't living in her House at the time right So no one was really living in the house at the time Anyway I said to my parents you know know, can me and a few friends come up from Brisbane and can we stay in the house and, you know, go to this festival and have a good time?

And my dad was like, because we were quite young and it's a nice house. Anyway, they finally agreed to it and we were sitting in the living room and my nonna's the type, she's an Italian woman, so she had the nice sitting living room and then your TV room. We were sitting in the nice room and there's just real expensive stuff everywhere. Okay. Including this handmade glass chandelier that she bought over from Italy. Okay.

Anyway, sitting in the living room, I've grabbed this bottle of champagne that wasn't ours. It was in the cupboard. And I've, you know, crazy, we're crazy young 20-year-olds. I was like, woo, pop this bottle. It's literally flown across the room, nailed this chandelier, and about eight glass, handpiece glass things have fallen all off of this chandelier. I can imagine the dread that would go through your body.

I literally instantly just felt like I was going to die. I was like, this is it. Did your dad know? Did he find out? So we panicked and we were already a little bit, you know, we'd had a few drinks. We got into the grappa. So we decided they were attached with like little pieces of wire.

Yeah. And we tried to make it. You can repair it yourself. And all I remember is when they had to move some of my nonna's stuff, I remember overhearing a conversation where they were like, oh, someone's damaged the chandelier. I think the moving company's damaged it. And I was like, don't say anything.

Don't say anything. Those poor movers got in the way for the whole thing. Dad, if you're listening, I'm very sorry. I'm so sorry. Let's take some calls this afternoon on, so that's a champagne injury, the guy with the cork to the eye. That is. Unusual injuries, particularly involving household items

like a champagne cork or something like that. Yeah. Have you got a weird injury that you've sustained that you want to share with us this afternoon? It happened in a weird way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, like it wasn't your typical, oh, I rolled my ankle or I broke, you know, something that was really strange and you don't know exactly

how it happened but you sustained an injury from it. Weird injuries, unusual injuries. Maybe it involves a champagne cork. Maybe it doesn't. You can call us and share it with us this afternoon. Maybe you've never told anybody this story before. For example, mine ended in a smacked bottom. So that's the injury I got.

We've just been talking about champagne cork injuries. Champagne showers. I quoted that stat before where it said the ACC in New Zealand, in 2018 at least, did nine champagne cork eye injuries. I wonder if they differentiate between champagne and, you know, just sparkling wine. They're like, oh, I've got a champagne cork to the eye. And they're like, mm, that's a Lindau phrase. Yeah, don't call it that.

It's not champagne. That wine's not actually from the champagne region of France. So we actually can't count that as a champagne injury. We're going to have to put that down as something else. Do you think it's because there's alcohol involved and people are like, we're going to pop this champagne cork? Maybe, but then like

the cyclist who shot himself in the eye, there's no alcohol in his system. He just doesn't know how to do it. He hasn't done it before. Yeah. He hasn't done it before. He got nervous. It's an explosive device, you know? It is very dangerous when you think about it. We're asking you guys though on 0800DIALZM, what was the unusual injury?

Brayden's here. Hi, Brayden. Hi, Brayden. Good afternoon. How are you going? Good, thank you, Brayden. What was your weird injury? So I was making a smoothie, and it was before the new triplets,

you know, it's about five or six years ago. And as I was sipping some of the stuff in, I tipped a bit of rubbish in there. Yeah. So I went, oh, okay, I'll, you know, as you do, go in to pick it out. And as I grabbed it out, I leaned on the buttons. Oh! And it decided to give my finger a bit of a chop.

Oh, you blended it! Oh, you put your hand in a blender. I did. Oh, you blended. You put your hand in a blender. I did. How's your finger? It's actually alright. I didn't lose a finger, which is wonderful. Did you lose anything? Very messy.

No, just a bit of pride. And your undies? Yeah, pretty much. Jesus. You know why your finger will be alright? It'll be all those nutrients in the smoothie. They would have gone straight into your bloodstream. Brayden, you know, we have an insincerator in my house

and it scares me so much that, like, I just... Like when something goes down there and you have to get it out? Oh, I just don't want to put my hand in there no matter what. Do you guys have thoughts every time you use it? Just imagine your hand goes down there. Imagine your hand going in there. Imagine my finger going in there. I remember my wife put her hand down because her hands are smaller. Oh yeah, sure.

Mine weren't fat. Such a strong pig man. Claire's here. Hi Claire. Hi Claire. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. What was your weird injury? It wasn't me. It was my sister. Exactly almost a year ago this week, she

went to kick a hose out of the way in the cow shed and she's 30 years old, right? Yep. She kind of missed the hose and scuffed her foot and fell and broke both her hips. Wait, she broke both? Like smashed them. Oh my god. She broke both her hips

and she was how old? She's 30. Wow. So now she's got these Terminator pins in her hips. Her x-ray is pretty gnarly. Does she have to have like two hip replacements at the age of 30? Oh, my God. Your poor sister.

There is nothing worse than hip pain. And she's got two little ones. So it was like, it was full on. Falling over hits different in your 30s, eh? No, it's not falling over. You've had a fall. She had a fall. Yeah.

She had a major fall. Oh, your sister had a fall. Finally, Nicole, what's your unusual injury, Nicole? So I went to this event and I was wearing a corset. And one of my mates dared me to see if I could last for five minutes with it on as tight as he could do it up. Oh, no. Okay. And, of course, I was like, yep, sweet. I think I lasted about 12 minutes.

Yeah. So I won. But then the next day I noticed a bit of pain, like, in the back of my shoulder. And I kind of just dealt with it for about two months but it just wasn't going away. Yeah. And it turns out I actually dislocated two of my ribs in the back. I'm not funny, bud.

You're kidding me. You did your corset up so tight that you dislocated your ribs. Yep. Oh, not worth it. Oh, I mean it was worth it. Was the same beauty as pain? Not like that, though.

No, it was worth it because she won. Yeah, but what did she win? She won. What did you win? The pride. Nothing. Yeah, she won pride.

Pain killers. You know, striking right. I bet you you can't do that. Course it up as tight as it can go. Oh, bet, did you say? Bet. Yeah.

Oh, you watch me. I'm going to do it up as tight as it can go. Oh, bit, did you say? Bit. Yeah. Oh, you watch me. I'm going to do it up as tight as it can go. Lace me up. And then pass out. Yay. Bree and Clint. We're just talking about weird injuries. I just need to read out this text from the text machine.

The most New Zealand injury ever. Go on. Someone said, my dad threw a gum boot and ripped his bicep tendon. That is classic Kiwi right there. Do you know there's a competitive gumboot throwing competition? I know. Held in Taihape each year. I want to go.

Yeah, home of the gumboot. When is it? I don't know. Great question. Because we visited that big gumboot structure. That was a good time. Yeah, that was in Taihape. I recommend.

Highly recommend. I wonder if dad was training for time. Yeah, that was entirely happy. Yep. Recommend. Highly recommend. I wonder if Dad was training for that. He could have been. I bet there's lots of gumboot throwing competitions going on around the country. You reckon? Isn't there? Look, I've got big Coca-Cola news. Okay.

Cheers. That was a bit anticlimactic, wasn't it? He really needs a tail on it. Look, we don't have much Coca-Cola news on this show, but this comes from Coca-Cola Great Britain, and they've revealed an update to the style of the bottles in a bid to prevent littering and boost recycling. They're changing the Coke bottle?

Yes. Coke are famous for their bottle. They are famous. What do they call it? Something about the contours? It's like the shape. Yeah. Coke are famous for their bottle. They are famous. What do they call it? Something about the contours? Like the shape. Yeah. Do you like glass? Is it meant to resemble like a female silhouette? Is it?

I think maybe it kind of is. Really? The curves are meant to be like you know? I didn't know that. I think that's right. Unless I'm sexualising Coca-Cola bottles for no reason. Maybe. Do you like... It's just me. Do you like Coke from a can, a plastic bottle or a glass bottle

the best? If I had to rank them, I'd go can, glass, plastic. Can, glass. Really? Yeah. From a can? Yeah. You're number one. I'm glass bottle all the way. Where are you getting a glass bottle from? Oh, some dairies and stuff have them. Right. Like the old school

you know, when you want to feel, you know, retro. I don't drink much of it but if I do, I'd like a can. If it feels colder, it feels crisper. Okay, interesting.

What do you think they've done to change the setup of their bottle? What's the idea? To make them less... Yeah, prevent littering and boost recycling.

Made them collectible. You just don't throw them out. You keep them in your house. My dad collects them. Does he? Yeah, he's got the Christmas ones, the Christmas cans. Weird thing to collect. Your dad is a buzzy guy.

It's his thing, yeah. No, Coca-Cola drinks. Oh, put people's names on them. No, they've done that. No, they've done that. No, they've done that. They will soon have attached caps. On the bottles. Now, I'm going to show you a picture.

I mean, people listening can't see, but. Oh, genius. So it's where you undo the cap and it kind of flips off. Yeah. And it's still attached to the bottle. I guess that's to prevent the microplastics, the little bit. Because I don't think you can recycle the lid just by itself. I think it's too small.

Yeah. I heard something that, and I could be wrong about this, so don't let me affect your recycling. Apparently you can't recycle anything smaller than a can. So the lids wouldn't be recyclable. That's what I heard. But if it's attached to the bottle, then it's one big bit of plastic. Right, so it's okay.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, well, that's smart then, isn't it? Maybe. Maybe that's what it is. They reckon by early 2024, they hope that all that company's plastic bottles will switch to that new design to stop or to prevent littering. Yeah, right. Okay.

Quite interesting, eh? Got to do something. You got to do something. Yeah, you got to step up. Everybody's got to do something. But I you got to step up. Everybody's got to do something. But I mean, it's a good idea. Yeah. Hopefully, you know, it's good because you also,

like with something like hummus, you know, they should do it on hummus. On the hummus litter tank. But then people still wouldn't rinse them, so it wouldn't be worth it anyway. Bree and Clint. Why are you looking at me? Oh, my God.

Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell? I think Google's actually got him again. Welcome to Google Down, everybody. Weekly Google Off. That's right. It's where I ask the questions and you guys yell out the first thing, the most common answer that comes up for that

question on Google. The fastest gets a point. First to three points takes out the game. Today, it'll be me versus Anastasia versus Sous Chef Sam, our fill-in producer and you, Shannon. Hi. G'day, Shannon. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. You quick on the

Google, Shannon? Oh, I'd like to think I am. Yeah, confidence, Shannon, because I'm in your corner. I'd like to see you win this afternoon. 50 KFC chicken dollars on the line. Did you hear the rules? Uh, no.

Okay, I'll give them to you real quick again. I'm going to read out a question. I need the most common answer that comes up on Google for that question. If you're the first person to yell it out amongst the group, you get a point. If you yell out the wrong answer, you're out of that question. First to three points wins. Got it. Let's do it. All right, here we go.

Question number one. And here's a hint. It's a two-parter. Where was Olivia Rodrigo born and how old is she? Where was Olivia Rodrigo born and how old is she? She was born and married to California and she's 19. Oh, damn it. Anastasia finished the two-parter question.

That was bullshit. I gave you that first half. And Sam did give you the first part. I didn't even type in her last name. I'm hoping it wasn't even John. She was born in Mauritia, California. You're a bit late. That was awful.

Don't do that again. Shannon, you still with us? I am still here. All right, mate. Good. This is your question. That was hard. That was too much.

It wasn't even that hard. All you had to do was type in the exact question and both would have come up. Okay? Let's hear the next one. All right. Here we go. Question number two. When was the radio invented?

1895. Oh. 1895. I'm going to give it to Clint. Oh. 1895. I'm going to give it to Clint. Shit. Not 191895. It's not a year. It was a bit messy, and we did have to go up to the video ref,

and they said no points. Clint gets the point. I didn't have to Google that one. I was there. I think, Shannon, you and I are in the same boat. We got this. Come on. Come on, Shannon.

Come on, sous chef Sam. Here we go. Question number three. One point apiece for Clinton Anastasia. What year did the first Queer Eye for the Straight Guy TV show come out? Come out. 2003. 2007.

Anastasia got it. It is 2003. Oh. Come on guys We have to rally here Remember the motto of Google Down Anyone but Anastasia It's now the boys versus Anastasia Because if she gets this one

She takes home the win Question number four Come on Shannon What animal lives the longest on land? Currently, Jonathan and... Aldeana, giant horse. Aldebra. Aldebra, giant tortoise.

Clint got it. Did I say horse? Horse. Did I say tortoise? You said horse. You said horse. I also said Alda, like the shoe brand. It's a giant tortoise, Brie, and there's a 183-year-old one alive currently.

Yes, his name is Jonathan. Come on, Jonathan. He's an Aldabra giant tortoise. Okay. 183. Get off the grass. Literally, tortoises eat that. A sequence younger brother.

If I get this question right, I'm donating the prize money to Shannon, so everybody support me. All right, here we go. Question number five. I'm looking for the most common answer, remember, for this exact question. How many cookbooks did Julia Child sell? 1.5 million. 1.5 million copies, Anastasia.

Don't do this to me. Which is the most common answer that comes up for that question. Mastering the art of French cooking. However, she has published over 20 books. Bugger. Not our day, Shannon, unfortunately. Well done. Sorry.

You still get the chicken dollars. Oh, Anastasia says you can have the chicken dollars, Shannon. There you go, mate. Very much. No worries at all. There we go. So, producer Anastasia, the queen of Google Down, keeps her crown. One quick question.

Sushi Sam, were you playing? I was playing. And she has some time to throw some shade. Right now, let's head to the crazy jealous girlfriend section of the show. What is she?

This is a woman whose TikTok video of her rules for her boyfriend on Instagram has blown up. No, I'll stop you there. Look, if I'm in a relationship with you, you're not controlling my every single move. No, she doesn't want to control your every single move. She just wants to control your Instagram moves.

I need to hear her out. She has a code of conduct for how her boyfriends should behave on Instagram. Does he have to sign a contract? Basically, I think, in blood. I need to hear what she has to say. Okay, well, would you like to hear from her first? Yes. So you can get a vibe of what sort of person she is. Yes, please.

I couldn't find her real name, but this is from her TikTok account. Today we're doing controversial rules. I make my boyfriend follow Instagram edition because I was telling my guy friends and they called me a psycho bitch. Disclaimer, almost every single one

of my boyfriends has followed these rules. So if you're like, oh my God, I could never, it's okay. Somebody else will. I like the bit where she said

all my boyfriends. If they were good rules, wouldn't there just be one boyfriend? Hey, you know, sometimes things don't work out. Look, there's a chance

that she's joking with this list. I really can't tell. But I reckon we go through the list anyway, because some of these might be fair. Some of these might be good rules. I can't wait to hear these. I mean, because I think there is some that are okay. Okay, well you decide if there's any

here. First rule, if you're dating this woman and you're her boyfriend, what you can and can't do on Instagram, first thing you have to do, block anybody that you had a romantic interaction with. Block them. Get rid of them. Oh, no, I don't agree with that.

Too far, eh? It's too far. Block them. Block them. No. Don't just unfriend them. Block them. Because then that causes, like,

what if they realise you've blocked them and then you run into them and then you're like, why am I blocked? What if you left a cardigan at their house and they have to DM you about it? I just think that's a bit, you know, over the top. Too far? Okay, get rid of that one. Second rule, if you're her boyfriend, for using Instagram, no following new women from the day that you get together with her.

What, just any woman? No women. No new women. No. You can keep the day that you get together with her. What, just any woman? No women. No new women. No. You can keep the ones that you've already followed so long as you didn't have a romantic interaction with them. Then they get blocked. But no more women on board.

That's ridiculous. What if you start working with a woman and she's your colleague and you want to follow it, she becomes friends with you? Well, she would say, why do you need to follow her on Instagram? Because she's my friend and we work together and it's nice to, you know. So that's unreasonable? I think that's unreasonable.

It's unreasonable. Get rid of it. Third rule, no searching girls' names in the search bar. Oh, God. The search bar has caught so many people out, eh? It has. Because you don't realise that there's that drop-down box that shows all the recent accounts you've searched.

So when you go to search something in front of your partner. She's like, hey, can you look up this cafe on Instagram? And then you drop it down and it says Dua Lipa. Oh, well, Dua Lipa. Get out of the league. Yeah. But you're allowed to look up Dua Lipa.

I'm allowed to look up Dua Lipa? Yes. Yeah, I thought so. I think that's ridiculous that like, you know, if you're dating someone they can't look up Dua Lipa? Yes. Yeah, I thought so. I think that's ridiculous that like, you know, if you're dating someone they can't look up people of the opposite sex. I agree. I agree. I'm a fan of her music, so. No liking girls photos.

What if it's your sister? What if it's like, you can have friends that are girls. Great point. What if it's your mum's Instagram? Surely mum and sister are okay. Family members get a pass. But no other woman. You can't like her photos. No, I don't agree with it. These rules are hard. No replying to stories.

What? For anyone? For girls. For girls. Oh, this is all just girl bags. It's just girls. Yeah, yeah. Because if you reply to someone's story, there's only one thing you want to get in the DMs. Yeah, but it could be something funny. Okay, no replying to stories. That's unreasonable. could be something funny. Okay, no replying to stories. That's unreasonable.

That's unreasonable. Get rid of it. Man, none of these rules are going to stand. The last rule, if she posts more than one bikini photo in a row, you have to unfollow her. Oh, gee. I have a question. So is that the last rule?

That's the last rule, yeah. Okay, well obviously. You want to date that woman? Those are the rules you have to follow on Instagram. I can't tell if she's being serious or not either. It sounds like she's kind of taking the piss. Hopefully. It sounds like she is.

But let's just say that she's not. If she has those rules for whoever she's dating, for Instagram, for her partner, then the same rules apply for her. Right. True. Yeah, true. Absolutely.

If that's how she wants to do it, which I don't agree with, but if you're putting rules on someone like that, then you have to follow those same rules. Yeah, I agree. Yeah, that's totally true. You know? What a fun relationship. I know.

And you know what? Most relationships are built on rules. The best ones are, You know? What a fun relationship. I know. And you know what? Most relationships are built on rules. The best ones are, you know? I think it sounds like they're going to go all the way for a long time. Bree and Clint. We just went through a ridiculous list of

rules that one woman has set her boyfriend, the Instagram rules. She says, you want to date me? Here are the rules they're including not following any new women from the day that they got together. Not liking any pictures. And blocking anybody that you have had romantic interactions

with in the past. Block them. Don't just unfriend them. Block them on Instagram. You have to block them completely. So we want to know what fights has Instagram caused in your relationship? It definitely would have caused quite a few fights. You know what would has Instagram caused in your relationship? You know? It definitely would have caused quite a few fights.

You know what would have caused more fights is when they used to have that page on Instagram that showed other people's activity. What was that page all about? Do you remember? Yes. It was a separate page and it said Brie Tomasell has liked these seven photos today. I remember that. That would have destroyed relationships. What was the point of that? I remember, I think I. That would have destroyed relationships. What was the point

of that? I remember, I think I'd just gone through a breakup and I was in that, you know, crazy breakup mode. Yeah. And I remember looking at those pages to see. Who were they talking to? Who were they friends with? Yeah. Oh, good

times. Good times, good memories. Let's talk Instagram fights. Our first caller wants to remain anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, good times. Good times, good memories. Let's talk Instagram fights. Our first caller wants to remain anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. What was the fight that Instagram caused in your relationship? Well, I got a bit in trouble for searching my ex and having a look in his account,

but it was just purely out of curiosity and just being nosy. So I wasn't actually... Okay. So your current partner found out that you were searching up your ex and got a bit titchy about it. And did they ask you? No, he saw it on my phone, which I didn't mind because I sometimes go for a nosy on his phone.

We just do it. Not really too late. Wait, wait, wait. He saw it on your phone without you there. He went and had a look on your phone? Yeah. Oh, he should have asked you about it. If he felt weird about it.

I don't really mind because I normally don't have anything to hide. I normally don't care. So how did you explain it? What reason did you say you had for looking at your ex's accounts? I kind of made a bit of a white lie up. I said that I had blocked him, but then I'd unblocked him and then just to see if he'd block me back. You know what's anonymous?

Did he fall for that? Probably not. I don't think so. I feel like it's a completely normal thing where you spend so much of your life. Like if you dated someone for four years and let's say it didn't end badly, it just didn't work out, you're still friendly with that person, as in you don't hate them. You would say hello to them in real life.

I don't feel like there's anything wrong. If you have trust in your relationship, if you want to go see what they've been up to, and it's just for that reason, for a nosy, I think that's okay. Yeah, just getting nosy. Plus, it's your right,

your human right to know if you're hotter than their new partner. Exactly. Exactly. I'm succeeding more in life. I have to talk about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You need to do those, you know, annual checks.

This person wants to be anonymous as well. Hi, anonymous number two. Hi, anonymous. Are you there? Hello. Yes, that's you. What fight did Instagram cause, Anonymous? So me and my now ex

He was actually talking to one of his other exes Over DMs through Instagram And I caught him talking to this person Okay And it caused a massive argument Because he told me he had blocked her And there was nothing going on and yeah, now they're back together.

So it was... Oh, anonymous. So you were right. So he's like, you're being jealous, you're being suspicious, but you were actually right all along. Yeah, yeah. Gut instincts are always right.

So has that ruined your trust for future relationships? Will you now make your next partner block their ex on Instagram? No, like it's destroyed trust, but, like, you've got to gain trust back from being hurt before. So, no, I won't make anyone do that. Good outlook, can I say, Anonymous. You're not going to blame or punish the next person you date

for someone else's mistakes. No, like, my partner now,, like he can talk to whoever he wants and he's honest about everything. So, you know, that trust has been built back. Can I just check anonymous? Is the prospect of a man with no Instagram account like a little bit more attractive? Oh, honestly, I don't know

because everyone that I know has got Instagram. She doesn't want to date, you know, crazy people. I saw a tweet the other day that said men can thirst trap women just by not having an Instagram account. They said it's as easy as that. Just don't have Instagram. And the girls were like, oh, my God, he's so hot. He's so mysterious.

Does it work the same for us? No, because that's where we go to find pictures of you guys. Damn it. Double standard. Scroll back to summer 2015 Don't throw up in the deadly pony either No no no Don't throw up in any bag

Because all the stuff that's in a bag Like I'd rather someone throw up in my shoe. I honestly would. What if it was you and it was an emergency? Would you throw up in your own handbag? Like, if I was in Anuba? Like, you were in Anuba? Yeah.

Yes. Probably me too, actually. Let's do a birthday banger. The number one song on your 16th birthday. We're going to start with Nikki. Kia ora, Nikki. G'day, Nikki. Hello.

You ever thrown up in your handbag, Nikki? Not lately. Hey, but that's not a no. I like it, Nikki. I like your style. What's your birthday, mate? 21st of July, 1960. All right, Nikki.

You were 16 in 1976. And on your 16th birthday, let us take you back there. This was number one. There was something in the air that night The stars were bright And on your 16th birthday, let us take you back there. This was number one. Banger. Nikki, you an ABBA fan? I was.

Haven't listened to them for a while. They had some new stuff recently, didn't they? Yeah, they did put out some new stuff. It didn't really cross over. No. It's all about the classics. Do you like Ebba, Nicky? I think we could do with a remix these days.

Yeah, okay. It's no Dancing Queen, is it? No, it's no Mamma Mia. Let's go to James. Kia ora, James. Hi, James. Hey, how are you? Good, mate. How are you?

Yeah, good, thank you. Good to hear. Have you got an accent, James? Yeah. I like that accent, James. Do you like it? I like you, James. Hey, James, what's your birthday?

September 7th, 95. James, you were born on the 7th of September. Drop it, drop it, drop it, drop it. You were 16 in 2011. Here's your birthday banger. Banger. Lash gold. Wow.

Katy Perry with Kenny G on sax. Did you know Kenny G plays the sax on this song? Hey, James, you like it? It could have been a better tune, but it's brilliant. Okay. All right. I don't mind it. I like Katy Perry.

James really wanted the Arctic Monkeys or something, eh? Yeah, Panic at the Disco. No, I was doing like a British thing. Okay, fine. Michaela's here. Hi, Michaela. Hi. Hi, Michaela.

How are you going? Good, thank you. That's good. Michaela, what's your birthday, mate? The 10th of October, 1986. Right, you were 16 in 2002. And your birthday banger is... Last ketchup in the ketchup song.

Get the tomato sauce, Michaela. It's a party. You like it? Yeah, definitely. I like it. I like it. That's my winner, actually. I vote for the ketchup song. like it? Yeah, definitely. I like it. I like it. That's my winner, actually. I vote for the ketchup song.

That's my vote, too. Good. Michaela's voting. I'm voting the ketchup song, too. Here we go, Michaela. Congratulations. You just won birthday banger. Woohoo.

Thank you so much. Nice work, Michaela. Bree and Clint. This is birthday banger. Bree and Clint. Look, unfortunately in this world, there are people who are lowlifes. And I feel like people who steal other people's dogs are at the bottom of the barrel. Like I get stealing, I don't get stealing a car, but I would rather have my car stolen any day of the week.

Not that I want my car stolen. Please don't steal it. So what you're saying is you've got a dog and a car and your car's up for grabs? I'd rather my car go than my dog any day of the week. I'd rather any of my possessions be taken over a pit. Before a family member. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But there is people that do it. And unfortunately, it's becoming more and more common in society.

It really is. Because dogs, ever since, I mean, especially because of COVID and lockdowns, they've become really expensive. Yeah, there's a black market for secondhand dogs. There really is. And there's an article that's been released talking about what breeds the thieves want the most. All right.

So let's go through this list. And it's good to know because then you can obviously keep... Not buy that dog? No. Well, I'm not saying, you know, you should... What are you going to do with this information? Well, there are steps you can take. Put an immobilizer on your dog.

Be more cautious. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, give us the most stealable dogs in New Zealand. Okay, at number 10, the Siberian Husky. Oh, cool dogs. I wouldn't steal one of those. I'm scared it would bite me. Yeah, everywhere.

And they're big. And they're big dogs. Coming in at number 9, which I thought this would be higher on the list, Poodle slash Cavoodle. Yeah, they're a trendy dog. And they're super expensive at the moment. So if you've got a Cavoodle or a puppy. Cavoodle, much easier to steal than a Poodle.

Poodles are huge. Well, yeah, if it's a mini Poodle, though, obviously keep an eye out for those. Number eight, Labrador Retriever. Who's stealing a Labrador? Right, okay, yep. Number seven, a Shih Tzu, which are small. Number six, Maltese. These are all the dog breeds that thieves are looking out for to steal.

Number five, can I just say, I do not understand this one at all. Jack Russell? If I was a thief, right, if I was a thief, right? If I was a thief, this would be the last doll. Yeah, what is it? A German Shepherd. Oh, okay, yeah. You're an idiot if you're going.

I would have thought a German Shepherd was unstealable. That's what I would have thought. I mean, you know. Anyway, number four, a Chihuahua. No time for a Chihuahua. Otherwise known as a Chihuahua. Yeah time for a Chihuahua. Otherwise known as a Chihuahua. Yeah, nah. They're small, easy to make a getaway.

I don't want one. That's why I'm saying I wouldn't steal one. Yeah. Number three, a Yorkshire Terrier. Right, don't know what that is. They're kind of like small, scruffy looking dogs. Oh, I know the one. Yeah. Scotty dogs.

Kind of, yeah. Same family. Right, yeah. Number, bit smaller. Number two, bulldogs. And number one, the most stealable dog that thieves want. Probably no surprises here. Hot dog.

French bulldog. Hot dog is in a different list. French bulldog. Right. Okay. Well, good. Your dog's not on the list. Yeah.

Has that been insulting for you? You're like, what's wrong with my dog? I'm like, how dare they? I'm like, actually, no, Okay. Well, good. Your dog's not on the list. Yeah, no, I don't. Does that have been insulting for you? You're like, what's wrong with my dog? No, I'm like, how dare they? I'm like, actually, no, that's probably a good thing.