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Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint Podcast where we can say welcome back.
Bin's moustache.
Welcome back, Bin's moustache.
And also, welcome back Bree.
Thank you guys.
I had so many people on Instagram message me and they're like...
Bree's moustache?
Bin!
Thank you Bin.
No, I haven't waited for a while, so
it's nice that she gets some attention
sometimes too.
So many people messaged me on Instagram and they were like,
what's the secret mission?
What's the secret, um,
what do they call it? Oh, yeah, yeah, we said you're on a secret
mission. You didn't get any messages about
explosive diarrhea, did you?
Because there's no reason why you would.
Because I don't know why you would. Yeah, what was that about, guys? Because, uh, the boys said you had explosive diarrhea, did you? Because there's no reason why you would. Because I don't know why you would.
Yeah, what was that about, guys?
The boys said you had explosive diarrhea.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Straight away, throws us straight under the bus.
Thank you, Anastasia.
Us girls have to stick together and I appreciate you.
I said you on a secret project.
Thank you, Anastasia.
And you know what?
I'm not that mad Because every time Clint's away
I say that you sharted
Just before the show
Anastasia said you had a UTI
From doing it too much
Clint that's why I get a UTI
She did
She said you had
Honeymooners disease
No
Clint has no idea
About the female body
Neither
It's not from doing it too much
It's not peeing after doing it.
Duh.
Duh.
And it's like, let me do it as much as I want.
And why would that be shameful?
No, no, no.
It's just awful.
No, why would it be shameful?
Why would it be shameful?
Why would a UTI?
I'm a grown woman.
Why would it be shameful if I had a UTI?
I'm not ashamed of UTI.
Pretty common.
Are you, Anastasia? Well, there's actually
sometimes you just get them all the time.
You know what else we should talk about?
Thrush. Let's talk about thrush.
Tell me about it.
I mean, very common. Actually,
don't direct this at me. Anastasia's the one
who said you had the UTI. I don't believe it.
I never said that. I don't believe
it for a second, Anastasia. Because she
knows that I would never say that. Don't even bother defending yourself because I know it's not true. I don't believe it for a second, Anastasia. Because she knows that I would never say that.
Don't even bother defending yourself because I know it's not true.
I know it's not.
Okay, we'll come clean.
It's blasphemy.
We'll come clean.
It was just the diarrhea thing.
Yeah, I'll have a chat to you and Benjamin after the show.
The Secret Mission was a TV show, but if you're listening overseas,
you won't be able to see it.
No.
Unless you go onto one of those websites which you should definitely not do
we do it
in New Zealand to watch overseas
shows do you think anyone's
VPNing into New Zealand to watch New Zealand
shows? well sometimes you don't need a VPN
you know I use this
certain website to watch
some Australian shows
and I noticed that Celebrity Treasure Island was
on one of them
that's cool well I did send some Australian shows. And I noticed that Celebrity Treasure Island was on one of them. No way.
You getting paid for that?
Well, I did send it on to the
right people.
There's a hell of a lot of viewers in Australia.
Where's my royalties on this?
But it was just so weird. It was a website
that I've been using for a while.
How does your mum watch CTA?
Southammy.
Does your mum have a VPN? Oh, no, they just send
the screeners.
You just send the screeners to your mum?
She gets VIP links. The one they send
out to media people. She's had to
sign forms and things, but I mean,
who's my mum going to tell? The cows?
She would
tell a lot of people. Speaking of
my mum, we need to call her
And we all need to say thank you
Oh yeah
Well you haven't
Dished these out yet
It hasn't been confirmed
Also I reckon we enjoy them together
No these are for Friday
These are for our Friday drinks
They're to be kept here
There's a lot of drinks for Friday
Oh really okay
But I think some of them
Are for Sophia
But
Is she coming in on Friday
To have some
No she's not
She actually can't
Because of the bubble
Yeah she Yeah that's true Yeah it some? No, she's not. She can't because of the bubble.
Yeah, that's true.
It's a good idea.
It's good beer.
That's not how you dial it.
Can we do it?
No, I know what I'm doing, okay?
Jeez, someone's on their period.
I've got a UTI.
I reckon he's got thrush.
Hey, don't joke about that.
It's the worst.
That's not how you dial it.
You let me know if you need me to do it.
I reckon he won't get it this time either.
He'll get it.
Bits on.
Not good with his fingers.
Yeah.
Bit shaky.
Can't ever get the right button. So much pressure now.
Quite flaccid-y fingers, you know?
Yeah.
He's got that one.
Oh, he's got it.
Come on.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Chameleon. It's connecting. Did. Oh, he's got it. Come on. He's got it. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Chameleon.
It's connecting.
Did I get the right person?
Yeah.
Get out this big Steve.
Hello?
G'day!
Hello, Mama Di.
Hello, Di.
You.
Di, you big schnack.
Mama Di, I like your thighs.
I call them saddlebag thighs, you tasty snack.
Excuse me?
I want to put some hot sauce on your thighs, if you know what I mean.
Brianna, that's disgusting.
That's a good-looking shirt.
I want to eat your thighs like a bunch of beef ribs, if you know what I mean.
Jesus, that's a bit rough.
It's all right.
Clint says it, but you...
Is it?
Is it?
Yeah.
It's all right if I say it.
That's a good-looking shed of thighs.
No, no.
We will stop it there.
What time do they open?
Hey, hey, hey.
That is disrespectful.
Yeah, that's a big no.
I think you guys have had too many beers.
No, we actually haven't had any beers.
We've received a delivery from
Mama Di. Is this that Christmas present
that we've received from you? I was going to take it home.
I thought it was just for me and then I was like,
wait a minute, maybe this is the thing my mum
has been talking about. No,
it's called sharing and it's not
from Mama Di and Big Steve.
It's from Santa.
Oh.
How does Santa know the trendiest brand of beer in New Zealand?
Yeah.
Well, Anastasia.
Santa must be bloody good at getting presents.
Well, he's got that big beard, so you know he's a hipster.
Yeah, that's true.
What is it, Mumadai?
How did he know?
Santa is trendy.
Santa is trendy.
And he's always watching.
He watches you in your sleep.
He watches you when you're having a bit of a sexy time with your partner.
Oh, Brianna.
He watches you when you're having a wank.
No.
One coffee.
I don't know about you, but I'd put them in the naughty category.
Oh, Jesus.
All I know is I need a drink after that.
So do we.
Luckily, we have about three dozen thanks to you.
No, Mum, that's actually so, so nice of you.
Thanks, darling.
I was so surprised too.
Like, you've done so well.
Did you pick out all the beers?
Because you've picked really good ones.
Yeah, I went through it and I thought, well, you know,
they sound like a really
Really unique type of beers and what have you
And I thought, oh, well maybe
The little bit advanced ones might be better
Because you guys probably know your craft ones a bit
So I thought, oh, well
Hey, listen, what about the chips?
They reckon they're the best ever
Oh, the chips, yeah
I'm keen to try those.
Actually, shout out to Garage Project.
This isn't sponsored, but we're keen to try all the beers.
But when a box of Garage Project beers showed up,
Bree did think she was getting sponsored for a moment there.
Well, you know, I tried.
She's like, finally, I've been recognised for my craft beer prowess,
and they want me as a spokesperson.
I am quite a big craft beer fan, and producer Ben can vouch for that.
And I was like, you know, I could be the face of a craft beer sponsorship,
but no.
No, they'll pay for that.
I've got a vagina, so they won't send me no beers.
Oh, Brianna, for goodness sake.
I'll tell you why I picked those guys for the craft beer.
Yeah, why?
Wait, where other Santa picks them?
Yeah, was it you or Santa?
They look the cutest on the website.
Aww.
They do look cute.
Thank you so much, Dad.
That's what counts for the craft beer too.
It's all about what's on the can.
Their packaging is so spot on.
It is cool.
That's cool, isn't it?
Hey, we appreciate you.
Thank you for a wonderful Christmas, early Christmas present.
Yeah, that's so nice, Mum.
You're always thinking of everyone else other than yourself.
All I can say is you guys have been fantastic
throughout this tough year.
And if we don't all band together,
and I figured, well, I didn't get over there a couple of times,
so I've got a little bit more money.
When your father gets an account that says craft beer,
I'll say, oh, look, it's down in the shed.
It's for you for Christmas and then he'll just never forget about it.
Oh, he'll forget about it because he'll start talking about cattle
or something and, you know, we all have to be known.
But that's all right.
But let him buy another bull.
He won't care what I buy.
Yeah, tell him that's his present.
Yeah, tell him to buy some more of that bull semen for $8,000.
No.
From the United States and get it shipped over.
We have covered some ground in this podcast.
You know, that's a true story.
My dad bought the bull semen from America for eight grand,
didn't he, Mum?
Yes.
Yes, he did.
It's a delicacy.
Yeah, he loves it.
I mean, Clint's tried it.
That was horse.
Oh, what are you talking about, bush nuggets?
Don't worry, Mum.
You don't want to hear that story about Clint.
It'll make you think differently.
It's an urban legend.
I'll never think differently of Clint.
There we go.
You probably would.
Well, on that note, let's part ways.
We love you and we appreciate you.
Thank you very much.
Love you, love you, love you.
Love you guys.
Enjoy, enjoy.
Okay, bye, Mum.
Actually, stay with us.
Let's see if you can pick this up without a rehearsal.
You're going to be part of this.
When's she going?
After me?
No, Mum and I, just roll with us.
You go after Bree, okay?
You go after Bree.
Okay.
Anastasia, take us out.
You're listening to the Bree and Clint Podcast.
I'm producer Anastasia.
And I'm Clint Roberts.
I'm Bree Thomasel.
And I am the anchor of the show, Di Thomasel.
I am Mama Di.
And I'm producer Ben. There we are! The anchor of the show, Di Thomas-Elm, ate his mama die. Yep.
And I'm producer Ben.
There we are!
I love how she just automatically gives herself anchor.
Yeah, it's good shit.
Yeah, she's like, I am definitely the anchor of this show.
Yeah, it's probably at the bottom of the sea,
but I'm the anchor.
Like mother, like daughter, I reckon.
Hey, Google, what's the time?
It's 3pm, give or take a minute.
Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio.
Playing ZM on iHeartRadio.
Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on?
Bree and Clint are on air in five,
four, three, two,
one. Oh, look who came
crawling back. Sorry
guys. We knew you'd be back. I
knew I'd be back too, to be honest. And Brie
left on Tuesday. She went, screw this.
I'm off to TV.
I'm a TV star now. I'm out of here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've got a face
for TV. I've got hair and makeup appointments
to attend. And then they told me yesterday, no, your face is more radio face,
but, you know, it's good to have you here for one day.
And we said, you'll be back.
And here I am.
There she is.
But I'm super excited.
I make my debut on seven days tonight on TV3 at 8.30.
Yeah.
Just a little sneaky plug. It's on 8.30, is it? 8.30 on TV3, yeah.30. Yeah. Just a little sneaky plug.
It's on 8.30, is it?
8.30 on TV3, yeah.
Oh, that's very family-friendly time.
Trust me, the show is not going to be.
Did you meet Stickman?
I did.
I was on his team.
You were on Stickman's team.
I was so stoked.
He's such a super sweet man.
Yeah, right.
And he's like a New Zealand icon
Yeah
He is
Paul Ego and Stickman
Both
He's like Bruce Wayne and Batman
Yeah
He's both of them
He's both
It's like Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus
Did you get to sit on Dai Hemwood's booster seat?
I did
And I had to give him a leg up onto his seat
That's nice
He was so lovely as well
And Jeremy Oh he's such an amazing talent.
Like, watching him work.
Oh, he's a pro.
He's such a pro.
Dai Himmard's the new host of Lego Masters New Zealand.
I know.
He told me early yesterday.
Did he?
Did he?
He did.
He's going to be so fantastic in that job.
Yeah.
He'll be perfect because he really relates
because he is the size of a Lego man.
I thought you were going to say the small hands
helps to make the tiny little models.
You know what's funny is he's actually not that small.
Like, I'm quite tall and he's like about my height.
Like, he's actually not that short,
but it's funny to, you know, make jokes because he loves it. He takes it on the chin. He's built a career off it. He's all height. He's actually not that short, but it's funny to, you know, make jokes
because he loves it.
He takes it on the chin.
He's built a career off it.
He's all right.
He's so good.
Yeah, we love Dai Himawood.
That's good news.
I adore him.
Okay, Bree's on seven days tonight.
Today on the show,
your chance to win $50 cash
straight away with Tradie vs. Lady.
And today could be the day
that the Tradies go all the way to 100.
They're sitting on 99 currently
and if they can get it today
or tomorrow,
Brie has to eat cat food.
Well, I never made that bet.
I was smarter than that.
Brie has to eat cat food.
I was smarter than that.
We shook on it.
We shook on it.
No, we didn't.
We shook on the $10 bet
which you still haven't given me
by the way.
Well, I don't need to
because I'm going to win
the $5 bet tomorrow
which means only you $5.
By the way,
how do I know that the tradies won yesterday?
I was away, but, ooh, mysteriously, they've won yesterday.
How do I know?
Two questions.
Why are you anti-tradie?
And second question, why didn't you listen to the podcast?
Well, I was busy, babe.
I'm on TV now.
Yeah, now the truth comes out.
I've got no time for the podcast.
This sounds like a you problem, so you can deal with that.
And if you want to play Tradie vs. Lady and win $50 cash,
thanks to our mates at KFC, call us now on 0800-DARLS-AT-M.
We'll play after Monoskin on ZM, Bree and Clint.
What you're loving.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
Tradie vs. Lady. Here we go, tradie versus lady.
It's do or die for the ladies today, apparently,
because the tradies took it out yesterday.
So that means they're on 99 wins for the year.
The ladies sitting at 93.
Well, it's not do or die.
The game won't end.
It's just the tradies will hit the hundy mark first
and get the bragging rights.
Yeah.
But the game continues.
This game will roll on forever.
No, it ends.
It ends. First to 100, that's it. Oh, is that the rules? roll on forever. No, it ends. It ends. First to 100.
Oh, is that the rules? That's it. It's all over.
What are we going to do for the rest of the year?
Nah, I'm just kidding. It's a large chunk of our content
each day. Let's meet our
lady first. She's from the mighty
Bay of Plenty and she took
having three sons to
finally have a daughter. Oh my god, same with my parents.
Welcome to the show, Robin.
G'day, Robin.
Hey, thank you. Were you like, come on,
give me a daughter for God's sake?
And it
happened. Yeah, I know my parents
were there and secretly they were like,
if we get one more bloody boy.
It's like when...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Robin, it's like when you go to Countdown
and you keep asking for the
Lego little shops
and then you're like, I've already got this one.
Exactly like that.
Exactly the same thing, Robyn.
No difference.
How much do you have to spend to get a child at Countdown, I wonder?
A lot.
Let's meet your opposition today, the 23, and they won Tradie vs Lady about a year ago.
Welcome to the show, Cam.
Hey, guys.
G'day, Cam.
How have you been in the past year?
Good to speak again.
Yeah, good, good.
Good to see the tradies are up.
Didn't we only start playing this game this year?
I'm pretty sure.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, it's like mid-year.
Can Cam be trusted or is he lying to us?
Yeah, I don't know what to believe.
We'll find out.
Cam, you buzzer's tradie.
Robin, you buzzer is lady. Good luck, everybody. Oh, no. Who did we just lose? Yeah, I don't know what to believe. We'll find out. Cam, your buzzer's tradie. Robin, your buzzer is lady.
Good luck, everybody.
Oh, no.
Who did we just lose?
Oh, Robin.
We lost Robin.
Well, while the guys furiously try and get Robin back,
Cam, tell us something interesting about yourself.
What's been happening lately, Cam?
Oh, not a lot.
Just working on site, on the tools.
What sort of trade do you do?
I'm a builder.
Oh, yep. Yeah, nice. What sort of trade do you do? I'm a builder. Oh, yep.
Yeah, nice.
What are you getting up to for Christmas?
Visiting the rent down in Cromwell.
Just my whole family going down there.
Oh, lovely.
Good to hear Robin's back.
Hi, Robin.
Farming country.
Hey, I'm back.
You're back.
Okay, Robin, lady, cam tradie, good luck, everybody.
Here come your questions.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Question number one.
What is the brand of chips that has the slogan, once you pop, you can't stop?
Robin. Robin.
Robin.
Pringles.
Pringles is correct.
I will sanction you once and once only.
Your buzzer is lady, not Robin, but I will give you that one, okay?
I'll tell it.
All right, question number two.
Currently, Ellen is in her final season of her show, season 19.
Who is Ellen DeGeneres married to?
Lady. Yes, Robin.
Yes, she is married to a lady.
Nice work. Another point
to the ladies. Just kidding.
What's her name? Sophia.
Hold on.
Not Sophia Vergara.
She wishes. Cam, yes, she does.
Cam, you want to have a stab at this one?
No idea.
She's on Ally McBeal.
There's not much of a clue these days, especially to a 23-year-old.
He's like, who the hell is Ally McBeal?
Portia de Rossi is the answer.
She is an Australian.
Question number three.
I'm making my debut appearance on Seven Days tonight on TV3.
Sneaky plug.
What day is the third day of a standard working week?
Friday.
Yes, Kim.
Wednesday.
Wednesday is correct.
One point apiece.
Question number four.
According to a new survey,
what is New Zealand's favourite TV show of all time?
Is it A, Shortland Street, B, Breaking Bad, or D,
or C, the GC?
Lady. Yes, Robin, you were just
in. It must be Shorty.
Whoa!
No. You're on a free
guest camera. It's out of Breaking Bad and the GC.
It is Breaking Bad.
One of the best shows of all time.
Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. You need
this one here, Robin, okay?
Question number five.
Can you tell me who sings this song?
Tradie.
Cam.
You didn't say lady, did you say Robin?
No.
Okay, cool.
I was just checking.
Cam, you're in first.
Usher.
Usher's correct.
That's the game?
That's the game.
There we go.
Fun fact for anybody who came to Friday Jams to see him live,
that was three years ago today that Usher played Friday Jams live.
Jeez.
Three years.
Hey, Cam, you get $50 cash thanks to KFC.
Congratulations.
Nice work, Cam.
You've won again.
And I've never been so glad as to not go forward with a bet before.
Bree and Clint.
Zed and Bree and Clint.
That's new music from Lato.
It's called Big Energy.
I think it might be my favourite new song on the playlist at the moment.
Yeah.
I love some BDE.
Why do you say it's got BDE?
Isn't that what it's called?
It's called Big Energy.
Oh.
She knew what she was doing.
Maybe the uncensored version says that.
Actually, it's cross-produced with Ben.
Surely it does.
Because she goes,
got that big, big energy.
It's BD Energy.
Ben, is the uncensored version BD Energy?
Without even hearing it, it's 100% that. It's 100% one of these. It'll BD energy. Ben, is the uncensored version BD energy? Without even hearing it, it's 100% that.
It's 100% one of these.
I already sing it
without even like knowing it.
Not my favourite song anymore.
It's inappropriate.
I love it. I think it's great.
As someone with no BD energy,
I can't approve of that song anymore.
And if you don't know what BD energy is,
well, maybe you shouldn't know.
You don't need to know. If you know if you don't know what BD Energy is, well, maybe you shouldn't know. It's fine.
Let's just leave it at that.
You don't need to know.
If you know, you know.
I want to talk about this story.
This is such a good story.
Are you ready for it?
It's actually a cracking story.
Let me check.
Let me check.
Yeah, I'm ready.
And it's relatable because Christmas is coming up
and it's a story about gift giving.
Okay.
This woman on Reddit has posted about the worst Christmas gifts
she's ever received. Oh, ungrateful.
Which sounds ungrateful, but I
really don't think she is in this circumstance.
So she says that she was dating
a guy for a few months before
Christmas and
they decided that they were going to get
each other presents, right? Right.
Anyway, she said she
did mention at the top of this story
that this was quite a long time ago, like back in the early 2000s, I think.
Right, okay.
So she said, you know, she knew that he had started a new job
and it required a lot of travelling in his car from place to place.
Yeah.
So she thought, because smartphones weren't a thing in the early 2000s,
like early, so she thought
I might splurge and it's a little bit, you know, extra money, but I'll get him one of
those Garmin GPSs.
Oh my God, I was so close to buying one of those.
It's such a good gift.
And then literally smartphones came out.
But it's such a nice gift for her.
Like a few months dating, but she's like, I knew it was a bit pricey, but I'm going
to get that gift for you.
Anyway, so she said due to their schedules and that,
they had to meet up a few days after Christmas
because they were away with their families and stuff.
Anyway, she said she was on her way to his house
and it slipped her mind and she's forgot his gift at home
and she was like panicking.
She was like, oh no, I forgot his gift.
It's fine, I'll just give it to him this weekend when I see him
or the next time I see him.
Sure.
So she gets there and she tells him, she's like, I'm so sorry.
I forgot your gift, but it's at home.
I'll give it to you next time.
Anyway, he's like, that's all good.
I've got your gifts.
Here, let's open your gifts anyway.
And she's like, okay, sweet.
So she goes to unwrap.
He's got her two gifts and she goes to unwrap the first gift
and she kind of looks at it and it just looks like it's been opened.
Oh.
Like the wrapping.
You know where you can tell like because of the tape.
Yeah.
It's kind of a bit ripped.
The wrapping paper looked like it had been opened.
Yes.
Right, okay.
Maybe he's not a good wrapper.
Yeah, maybe.
Anyway, she's like, this totally looks opened.
Anyway, she didn't say anything.
She opens it and it's an MMA magazine.
Right?
Anyway, she said from looking at
it, someone
had clearly read it already.
You know, it was just a bit
ruffled. Does she like MMA? Is it one of her
interests? She has never expressed
interest in MMA
but she did know he
loved MMA. he loved MMA.
What a coincidence.
He loved MMA.
Anyway, she's like, okay, that's a weird gift.
Anyway, she goes to open the second gift.
Also kind of looked a bit opened.
Right.
Anyways, she opens it and it's a DVD of Forrest Gump.
Right.
Right?
But she noticed that, you know, DVDs back in the day
when you bought a DVD,
it'd come in a plastic sleeve.
Yeah, it had that little plastic seal on it.
Yeah, yeah.
That had been taken off.
And she'd already also.
It had a Blockbuster sticker on it.
Yeah.
And he's like, you have four days to watch this.
Yeah.
Four free days for you.
So she already had Forrest Gump.
She had that DVD and it looked like someone had watched it. Right.
Anyway, she was very confused
and was like, oh, these are a bit
funny. Anyway,
the energy was weird
and he finally came clean and said,
hey, look, I got a bit bored
so I watched Forrest Gump
over the Christmas break. That's the line
he's going with. I watched your present before
I gave it to you. Yeah. Right. Okay. And then he's like... It still works. It's still fine. That's the line he's going with. I watched your present before I gave it to you. Yeah.
Right, okay.
Yeah, and then he's like, and also. It still works.
It's still fine.
There's heaps more watches left in it.
And he also said, I did get bored and I read the magazine,
but I definitely got the magazine for you, not for me,
who loves MMA.
Anyway, to round out the story, she and him didn't work out.
A few days later, they were kind of messaging and they were like,
this isn't going to work out.
And they both kind of agreed and they were like, yeah,
it's not working out.
And the last text that he sent her was, hey,
am I still getting the Christmas present you got me?
No.
She's like, he didn't get the gift. You know what she should have done? She should
have wrapped up the MMA magazine in the DVD and given it to him. Perfect. Sent it back
to him. You don't have a problem with used gifts. You obviously love these so much. Yeah,
right. Good. I want to ask people this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, and you can remain anonymous
because you don't want your rallies to get annoyed. But what is the worst gift you've ever received?
My uncle gave me a tube of toothpaste and a toothbrush for Christmas once.
I mean, practical.
You're going to use it, aren't you?
It was that toothpaste aim.
It wasn't even like Colgate.
Oh, not even the nice toothpaste.
It was the off-brand toothpaste.
Oh, 800-DIAL-ZM.
Or you can text us on 9696.
What is the worst gift
you've ever received?
Look, a lady has spoken out
on Reddit about the worst gifts
she's ever received, which were from
an ex-boyfriend. It was
a used MMA magazine
that he'd clearly read.
She was not into MMA
at all. and a used
copy of Forrest Gump
which she already owned a copy
of Forrest Gump. So
Forrest Gump wasn't even a new movie at that stage?
No. Unless she had specifically
expressed interest in owning a copy
of Forrest Gump. That is
such a random gift. You know what I reckon?
Because they couldn't exchange gifts
these two until after Christmas.
I reckon they were two gifts he had got.
Oh, he passed them on.
Yeah.
Oh, right.
Classic move.
If you're going to do that, you have to be so careful.
Like, so careful.
And he was not.
It wasn't even a convincing gift.
Like, if it was a candle, at least you could pass it on.
How good is a candle as a gift?
Yeah, candle is a universal gift. Like if it was a candle, at least you could pass it on. Oh, how good's a candle as a gift? Yeah, candle is a universal gift.
So we're asking you this afternoon on 0800DIALSATM,
what's the worst gift you've ever received?
Sharni's here.
Hi, Sharni.
Hi, Sharni.
Hi, guys.
Go on, tell us, Sharni.
Who was it and what was it?
So, respectively, first, it's from my sweet old grandmother when I was a little girl
and she went through like wartime
so she was a bit frugal.
Sweet. So yeah, bless.
But I remember getting
a tin of sardines
and my brother got a fire blanket.
Got a what blanket?
A fire blanket.
Basically like a big silver thing
of tinfoil that, yeah.
Give Grandma some credit.
Were you particularly into sardines?
You know, I still eat them to this day.
I love it.
Yeah, right, right.
Good, good.
Great gift.
I think she's being sarcastic.
Very sarcastic.
Hey, look, at least she tried, you know.
No, bullshit.
She didn't try.
She didn't try.
She didn't try.
She went to the cupboard.
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
In fairness to Grandma both
practical gifts
Very much so. Bless Grandma
that's lovely Shani. That's so funny
I want to throw
one in the ring and I
feel like I've told you this before
my uncle who
look let's just say he's a multi
millionaire, very rich man He's let's just say he's a multimillionaire, very rich man.
What about the Ferraris?
He's got about, I think he's got 12.
12 Ferraris?
Well, maybe it's seven.
I can't keep up.
He's got a lot of them.
Anyway, growing up our whole lives he was very wealthy
and there's video evidence of a Christmas one year
where he rolls in and us kids, we would have been quite young,
and he hands us the gifts from him and we open them
and they're McDonald's toys.
That is no BS.
Yeah, I just want cash from that, Uncle.
Yeah, just give me at least...
Show me you love me.
At least give me the Happy Meal that this bloody toy came from.
Give me the cash equivalent of a Happy Meal.
Where's the Happy Meal?
What's the point of having a rich uncle if he doesn't give me cash?
Paige is here.
Hi, Paige.
Hi, Paige.
Hi, how are you?
Good, thank you, Paige.
Tell us, we're interested to know
what's the worst gift you've ever got.
Okay, so one Christmas I got exercise ankle weights
and a gym membership.
From?
Wait.
Who was that from?
Who was it from?
My mother.
Yep, that's a new list of bad people to get it from.
No.
Yeah, after a few comments about me putting on a bit of extra weight and the worst part
is this said gym was about 45 minutes away from where I live.
What, did she think you were going to run there?
I don't know.
That was part of the plan.
She's like, you have to get there wearing the ankle weights.
I'm really interested to know, Paige,
what did you get her the year after this happened?
I don't remember what I got,
but I definitely was quite sour with her for a while.
Yeah, fair enough.
Absolutely.
Can I just say, horrible gift any time.
A gym minister.
I know.
If I was a gym junkie, maybe.
Yeah, that'd be different.
Yeah, that'd be different.
Yeah.
Yeah, right.
But not ever a good idea.
Vintage Passag mum, though.
That's such Passag.
I know.
I couldn't believe it.
I was like, oh, thanks.
Yeah, what do you say to that?
Be like, cool.
No, you've just got to be honest. Thanks, mum. You're going to go, that's offensive. That terrible gift. Kate's here. Hi, Kate. Hi, thanks. Yeah, what do you say to that? Be like, cool. Nah, you've just got to be honest.
Thanks, Mum.
You've got to go, that's offensive.
That terrible gift.
Kate's here.
Hi, Kate.
Hi, Kate.
Hi, guys.
Tell us, Kate, what's the worst gift someone's ever given you?
So my boyfriend of three years last year for Christmas,
he kind of panic bought on Christmas Eve
and got me nothing else, just a plain notebook.
Wait.
An empty notebook?
Yeah.
Did he write a love note in it?
Did he write a note on there on each of the days?
Did he circle your birthday?
Did he get it embossed with your initials or something?
No, just a little notebook.
Wait.
Kate, you need to be specific.
Are we talking like a really nice journal, like a ledger,
or are we talking like one with the lines in the page that you take to uni or something?
Like just the only thing on the cover, it had like a little beagle on it.
Oh, no.
Or is this a blank, you know?
Did he survive Christmas?
Did that boyfriend make it to the next Christmas?
Is he your boyfriend this Christmas?
Yes, he's still around.
And have you given some coaching on what to get you?
Yeah, we've had discussions.
Well, let's just see
if he's listening right now.
From us to him,
step it up.
Bree and Clint.
Time for the latest.
From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest.
Live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Dean, I feel like this is the news we all needed in 2021
and obviously it came out a few days ago
that Britney is finally free from her 13 years of hell.
The conservatorship is over.
And finally, she speaks.
What has she said?
This is so awesome.
She has spoken, and I can honestly say she posted a video on her Instagram.
Go and check it out.
Millions and millions of likes.
This is probably the most authentic, real, genuine video she's ever posted.
This is from her heart.
She shared about the conservatorship. She shared how
this made me feel so sad
but then I felt great after. She said,
I finally got a credit card. I finally
held cash for the first time.
She goes, I got given the keys to my car. She goes,
I bought some candles.
I actually think we have the audio
of her speaking about it.
Let's take a listen right now.
I'm just grateful, honestly, for each
day and being able to have
the keys to my car and being able to
be independent, owning an ATM card,
seeing cash for the first time, being able to buy
candles. It's the little things for us
women, but it makes a huge
difference. See, Dina, I never realised
it was that strict. I knew that she
wasn't in charge of her finances, but I didn't realise
that she couldn't go and buy herself
like an ice cream
from the dairy
if she wanted to.
She couldn't leave the house
without permission.
It had to like be checked off
through people
if she wanted to go
to Starbucks
and get something
like that bad.
Crazy.
It was.
The other thing
that she confessed today
which I thought was so cool
she actually said
in the video
she wants to become
an advocate
for people who have real
disabilities and real mental health issues
that are also stuck in these situations. She said,
I'm a strong woman, and
basically, this is paraphrasing, it was hard
on her. She said, I can't imagine how hard it would
be for others. So she wants to be an
advocate. She then shared
that in her caption,
she's going to be doing an interview with
Oprah Winfrey. Yes, she's doing it be doing an interview with Oprah Winfrey.
Yes, she's doing it.
Oh, yes. I know.
Yes, we talked about this.
So good.
Man, Oprah's getting the scoops.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, she is just landing on it.
She does, and she will ask the question.
So Oprah doesn't hold back.
And usually when you do an interview with Oprah,
as you may or may not know, there's usually like no rules kind of thing.
Does that make sense?
Yeah, nothing's off limits.
Nothing's off limits because it's Oprah.
So that's kind of the deal.
And so I think she's going to really reveal some big stuff.
It'll be so good.
That is so good.
And great news as well.
And what a nice clip.
It's worth going to Brittany's Instagram to check that out.
That is the latest with our Hollywood correspondent,
Dean McCarthy.
If you want to live free this summer,
the countdown is on to get your two shots for summer right now.
Bree and Clint.
Is it too late for a coffee?
Is it too late for coffee?
Yeah, it's too late for me because I gave it up five years ago.
Nah, I reckon there's about five minutes.
About five minutes, you'll be good for another coffee.
Nah, I don't reckon.
Nah, I reckon you're good.
And the reason I say that is there's a new study to do with coffee.
It's always a new study with coffee.
Always telling you the health benefits of coffee.
I love coffee, by the way.
I live off the stuff.
Love or need?
Different things.
Both for me.
But Bree, you'll be excited to know that drinking coffee or tea
appears to be linked with a lower risk of stroke and dementia
and causing, according to a study,
being called the largest of its kind,
over 300,000 people in this study.
Wait, drinking coffee?
Drinking coffee and or tea.
I'm a tea drinker, big tea drinker.
Yeah, right.
Well, the study found that those who drank
two to three cups of coffee
and two to three cups of tea daily
had a 32% lower chance of having a stroke.
It sounds like I'm having one now.
And a 28% lower risk of developing dementia at a lower age
than people who didn't.
I don't mean to laugh, but I just,
I wish I could see all of these researchers, right?
Or whoever these people are
that are putting these articles out just to mess with us radio hosts.
Yeah, right.
Like just to see how often they can, you know,
get us to talk about these studies.
Yeah, I hear you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What is that?
Well, trust the science because I care for you and your brain health.
So what I've done is I've prepared you.
It's like a super drink.
I've distilled down three cups of tea and three cups of coffee into one drink.
That looks disgusting.
Because I know you don't want to drink six drinks.
I know you don't want to drink six drinks.
And there's that time you made me drink 12 cups of tea.
It's a two to three of either or.
No, two to three of each a day.
Oh, no, I'm not committing to that.
You don't have to because I've put it all in one drink.
All you have to do is drink this one drink in which I've put a...
Oh, that smells foul.
Give it here, give it here.
You can tell it's not good quality tea.
Well, this is company tea, so...
That looks like bong water.
Yeah, it does have a striking resemblance
to bong water, doesn't it? Or mud. It looks like mud.
I'll hand you that there. It's so
thick. If you get that down,
that's your daily intake. That's three coffees
and three teas in one glass.
So...
I actually...
Come on, you don't want to... Have you smelt it?
No, I drink my coffees
One by one
You know what it smells like
You know when you make
Plunger coffee
Yeah
It smells like
The leftover stuff
That's in the bottom
Of the coffee thing
Well I've chilled it for you
To make it more enjoyable
I'll have one sip
We'll give it a taste
To see what I think
And then I'll make
A decision from there
Yeah yeah
This is the super drink
This is the
My elixir of life
Even just sniffing it I can feel my anxiety This is the super drink. This is my elixir of life.
Even just sniffing it, I can feel my anxiety just, you know,
going out of control. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
At five to four in the afternoon.
I mean, that's why I gave up coffee.
It just makes me feel anxious.
It makes you very anxious and poo your pants probably at the same time.
But –
Oh, you can't – oh, don't spit it back in. I can't
Don't spit it back in
I can't
Really?
Legit you taste
Really?
I actually can't
It's so bad
I mean it's strong
But I wouldn't go as far
As spitting it back
Into the glass
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Brian Clint.
Does anyone want some of this coffee?
This coffee's really good.
Do you want some of this coffee, guys?
Producers, do you want some coffee?
Bree's had three coffees.
It's pretty good.
Bree's had three coffees.
All right, let's get into some radio, shall we?
In like five minutes.
Woo, I've got some good radio stories.
Who wants to hear a good radio story?
Take a breath.
All right, let's go.
No, okay, I'll try and slow it down a bit.
Remember your breathing.
I asked earlier because I said there's a woman over in the US
who has spoken about how she believes she has been pregnant since 2008.
She's given birth to a lot of children since 2008
and soon she will be the mother of 12 children.
12 children?
Since 2008.
I mean, to be fair, you said how many kids has she got?
We've had guesses of upwards of 17.
Oh, really?
Oh, jeez, people think, what, are we machines?
So from 2008, she's had 13 years in which to have 12 children.
So she's probably had maybe four months between each child
when she wasn't pregnant.
She's not lying.
Assuming no twins.
Do we know if she's had 12 births?
I think she might have had one set of twins.
Oh, then this is easy.
But I don't know.
Yeah, oh, well, that's a walk in the
park. Walk in the park. But that's only 11 births. What's she complaining about? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, she's not complaining. She's actually very happy with herself. She said her and her husband
met back in October 2008. Oh, no, she married, sorry, her now husband. And since then, they have been procreating like crazy.
I have just had our second child with my wife.
We've had our second child together.
And I've seen the physical toll that that takes on a woman having a child.
Like the hair loss alone.
This woman must be a superhuman.
Is phenomenal.
She must have no hair left.
The amount of hair that women lose after childbirth from their head,
like, that's just insane.
Yeah, I've seen pictures of her.
She looks fantastic.
Really?
Yeah, she looks bloody great.
She's 37, so she's just given birth to their 12th child.
She said they were going to stop at 10.
They thought 10 was a good number.
And then they decided, I'm pretty young, let's go for
a dozen. Right. Anyway
do you want to hear the names of the kids? Yeah go on then.
I find this quite interesting. So
now they've got
so her name's Courtney and her
husband's name is Chris. Yep.
They've got Clint who's
11. Wonderful. Clay who's
10. Cade who's 9.
Callie who's 9. Cash who's 7. Colt who's 11, Clay, who's 10, Cade, who's 9, Callie, who's 9, Cash, who's 7, Colt, who's 6, Case,
who's 6, Kalina, who's 4, Katie, who's 3, Coralie, who's 2, and Karis is almost 1.
Wait, are they all C and K names?
They're all C names.
They're all C names?
Including the parents, Courtney and Chris.
Oh, really?
They all start with C.
Wait, they've got 12cc.
12ccs.
As in the band 12cc.
I thought you were talking about like a battery.
Right.
I think there's a band called 12cc.
Or 10cc.
That is so...
Can you imagine packing school lunches for these kids?
Oh, can you imagine anything?
Can you imagine going on holiday?
Well, they wouldn't because it's too much effort and too much money.
You'd have to do a full buffet for every dinner.
You'd have to own a bus.
There's 14 of you.
Yeah, like an actual mini bus.
Also, the eldest child is 13.
It's not like you're in one of those situations where one of your kids is like 24
and you're like, hey, can you help?
Yeah, you should see the photo of them because they've done a Christmas photo.
The kids are all super young, like all of them.
I'm like, you have been busy.
Yeah.
No judgment, but a little bit of judgment.
That's too many kids.
That's a lot of kids.
I thought we could ask this afternoon because I'm always interested in people who come from
really big families because back in the day, it was quite common.
Like my nan and pop, like they both came from families where there was nine siblings, I
think.
I think my nan is one of 12.
Yeah, so it was quite common back in the day.
Way back when though.
Slowly, you know, people realised and they got smarter
that that many kids is hell.
It's too many iPads to have to buy.
It's a nightmare.
That's the problem.
0800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696.
Do you come from a very big immediate
family? Yeah, right. Do you have heaps
of brothers and sisters? Heaps of, yeah.
How many? And what's the politics like?
And what kind of car did you have growing
up to fit you all in? And did you ever
have your own bedroom, you know?
Yeah, crazy. And did you wear any clothes that weren't
hand-me-downs? How long did you have to wait for the
bathroom on school days?
All the questions.
Bree and Clint.
A woman over in the States has said she's been pregnant since 2008,
announcing that she's just given birth to her 12th child.
Luckily, she said that that was the goal, like 12, 12 and done.
Yeah, well, first their goal was 10.
They thought 10 was a good number because her husband was from a family of 10.
Right.
And then they got to 10 and they both said, oh, I'm still quite young.
I could go again.
I could go a couple more.
And they're like, could you go again?
And they're like, yeah, I could go again.
And they thought, let's make it a dozen.
I don't understand how anybody could go again.
Not just the birth, just the raising of a newborn child.
Talk about a warrior.
That woman's body is incredible to think that she could give birth to 12 children.
That is just amazing to me.
Some people are just breeders, eh?
Some people are just born that way.
We want to know, are you from a big family?
Are there a lot of siblings, a lot of brothers and sisters in your family? Miranda's
here. Hey, Miranda. Hi, Miranda. Hi.
Hello. Is it your family
that's a really large one?
Yeah, we're a family of eight.
Oh, yeah, that's decent. That's a lot. So, what
brothers and sisters have you got?
So, there's five girls, three boys.
Oh, that's a good mix.
Wow, it's a power imbalance in the girls'
family. Yeah, not for the boys, it's not.
Yeah, the girls, girls, girls, girls, girls.
And where do you sit in the eight?
What number are you?
I'm seventh.
Oh, so you're like one of the youngest.
One of the youngest, yeah, definitely.
I reckon that's a good position to be.
I reckon you want to be one of the last ones
because they've worked out all the kinks by this stage time they get to you.
Yeah, but can you imagine?
You would never get through all the hand-me-downs ever. How old are you, Miranda, now?
They pretty much gave up by the time I was there. Oh, right, okay. How old are you now,
Miranda? I'm 22 now. She's 22, she's still wearing hand-me-downs.
Why not, I reckon. Poor Miranda.
That's good, one of eight. Let's talk to Benji. G'day, Benji. Hi, Benji. How you going?
Good, thanks, Benji.
Tell us, are you from a big family?
Yeah, I'm from a family of nine, and we're all adopted.
Oh, wow.
Oh, that's cool, a blended family.
Hey, that's cool.
Are you all adopted, and excuse me if this is a stupid question,
are you all adopted from different families?
No, we're adopted from four different families.
So there's a few groups of us, like my half-sister and me,
where we are together, and then there's three brothers
that are together and whatnot.
So, yeah, my parents didn't want to split up families or anything,
so they wanted to kind of get the group together.
Benji, can I just ask, your parents sound like very special people.
Yeah, no, Dad couldn't have kids, and he said,
well, I can afford to have kids, so I'm going to do my best to have some.
So, yeah, he did the next best thing.
And are they raising you all on some ranch somewhere?
Like, is there enough room for all of you guys?
Yeah, we lived in this big barn house.
It was like a big nine-bedroom double-story barn house.
No, you didn't.
Are you being serious?
No, I'm being full-on serious.
They built themselves.
Like free-range chooks.
No, they all died on us. We forgot to feed them, eh? Oh, no. Oh, the chicken. They built themselves. Like free-range chooks. No, they all died on us.
We forgot to feed them, eh?
Oh, no, Benji.
Oh, the chicken.
Oh, jeez.
Benji.
Sounded like you said
your parents died on you.
Oh, no, no.
They're still alive and kicking.
Yeah, good.
Hey, that's very cool, Benji.
That's an awesome way
of looking at it.
And Benji,
what is it like,
you know,
at Christmas time,
are you still really close
with all of your
brothers and sisters? Yeah, most of them. Most you know, at Christmas time? Are you still really close with all of your brothers and sisters?
Yeah, most of them.
Most of them we still keep in touch.
One's in Oz at the moment, so we struggle to see her at the moment.
But, yeah, most of us, we all, you know, catch up and get together and whatnot.
And, yeah, like the ones that used to share rooms together
are the ones that kind of have stuck closest.
Yeah.
Yeah, because you obviously spend that time with each other.
That's such a lovely story.
Appreciate Benji sharing that awesome story with us this afternoon.
Last one's Kath.
Kath, your dad was from a big family.
Yeah, he was one of 11.
One of 11?
Yep.
Wow, that is a big family.
Can you name all of your uncles and aunties on your dad's site?
Oh, are you there?
Mari, Loris, Diane, Errol is my dad.
Ruth, Gay, Suzanne, Faye, Rodney, Marilyn and Daniel.
Yeah!
Well done.
Hey, Kath.
I don't even in all my cousins.
Kath, surely, though,
there were some twins
in that litter?
There were four sets of twins.
None of them were identical.
Four sets of twins.
Your poor grandmother.
Four sets of twins.
Yeah, far out.
Oh, my lantern.
After the third set of twins, surely you'd go,
let's not risk this again.
Let's just...
What, the third set?
Surely after the second set, you'd be like, I'm done here.
We couldn't get them on, but someone said their wife has 13 siblings
and they're all from Gloria Vale.
That's very interesting.
That's the stereotype.
Yeah.
Brie and Clint.
Brie, what's your password?
I'm not telling you.
No, just for your Instagram. Just for my Instagram.
I think it's 0800
getf'd. Okay, cool. Thanks. I'll pop
that in. Hey, that doesn't work at all.
If it was, turns out not
that bad a password. There's been a list
released of the 200 most common Kiwi passwords,
which coincidentally is what makes a password a bad password.
If it's common, it's bad.
Yeah, I feel like this list of, you know,
all the passwords that are the worst passwords
isn't helping the worst passwords.
No, but the worst password people didn't help themselves
by choosing the worst password.
I know. We can't not talk
about the fact that it's a bad password just because
it's a bad password. Why not? It's not
helping. It's already too common.
Well, I don't have any of these passwords, so I don't care.
Then if we talk about it, what about
all the people that do have them? Well, what if you've got a
bad password, but you don't know that you've got a bad
password? I think you know you know. So
what you've got here is a list from me
and a rapid speed chance for you to go and change that password.
Urgently, okay?
I don't know how to do that.
If your password appears on this list,
you need to go and change your password.
Okay.
And to change your password, you'll need to know your password.
Is the first one password 123?
No, but password 1 is the 12th worst password
and 12th most common password in New Zealand.
That's the 12th?
Yeah.
What's the most common?
So I've got 15 for you.
Number 15 is A-S-D-F-J-H-J-K-L.
Basically the middle row of letters on your keyboard.
I have never had that password.
Just all the way across from A to L.
That's the 15th most common password in New Zealand.
Really?
I've never thought to do that.
Number 14 is lovely.
Lovely is a password. Lovely. It's the 14th most common password in New Zealand. Really? I've never thought to do that. Number 14 is lovely. Lovely is a password. Lovely.
It's the 14th most common password in New Zealand.
Why? I don't know. I can't
work it out.
Someone on the text machine might be able to help us out.
Maybe it's just a lovely password.
Why would lovely be a super common
password? 13 is
qwertyiop, which is
going from Q to P across the
keyboard. Top line, yeah. Yeah. Number 12 is password from Q to P across the keyboard. It's just the top line, yeah.
Yeah, number 12 is password 1.
11 is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
Yeah, I mean, you know, it's a classic.
The 10th most common password in New Zealand is princess.
That's weird.
Yeah.
Like why is that the most common?
No capital P.
Princess, no capital P.
And 9th most common is ABC123.
That's for the vintage Michael Jackson fans out there.
The eighth most common password is 1234567890.
Oh, it goes all the way to the end.
All the way across, yeah.
Seventh most common, 12345678.
Number six is just QWERTY, which is that.
Don't get that either.
No, QWERTY is across your keyboard. See beside the tab button? Q-U-E-R-T-Y. QWERTY, which is that. Don't get that either. No, QWERTY is across your keyboard.
See beside the tab button?
Q-U-E-R-T-Y, QWERTY.
That's the type of keyboard it is.
Oh, QWERTY, yeah.
And it spells QWERTY.
Password is number five.
Who's putting in so little effort that their password is password?
You leave people alone.
You have to make up so many passwords
these days.
Or do you reckon
they misread
the instructions
and they said
enter your password
and they're like,
okay, password.
They're just doing
what they're told.
Yeah.
Number four is
I love you
is the most common password.
that's pretty common.
Yeah,
but how are you saying
I love you to?
Are you saying it to Facebook
as you enter your
Facebook details?
Third most common password is 12345. Second most common password is 12345678. Who are you saying I love you to? Are you saying it to Facebook as you enter your Facebook details?
Third most common password is 12345.
Second most common password is 123456789.
And the most common password in New Zealand.
Oh, can I guess?
Which is also the world's most common password.
We're in sync with the whole world here.
I know what it is.
What do you think it is?
I reckon.
Yeah.
Is it?
Boobs.
It's not, but that's better than what it is.
So, yeah, let's go with that.
Okay.
What is it then?
One, two, three, four, five, six.
That's it.
This is where it gets fun.
I've actually changed Bree's Facebook password to one of those passwords.
That's it. So, if you can remember any of the ones I used, you can have access to all of her DMs.
I'm kidding.
Please don't try.
Please don't try and log into Bree's. Please don't do that. And it's not her DMs. I'm kidding. Please don't try. Please don't try.
Please don't do that.
And it's not one of those.
Bree and Clint.
Have you heard the big news over in the States about the Staples Centre?
No.
Which is obviously iconic.
Isn't it Los Angeles 1A?
That's the stadium in Los Angeles where the Lakers play?
Yeah, so it's the one where the Lakers have played,
the LA Clippers, the WNBA plays there.
LeBron James is playing there at the moment.
Yeah, it's their Victor Arena.
Well, sorry, Spark Arena.
Well, this is the thing, right?
There's big news out today in one of the biggest deals ever to be done
where someone else has bought the rights to be called,
you know, obviously take the name for the stadium.
Oh, I find it so weird when they do this.
Same thing with Spark Arena.
Same with how many different names the stadium in Christchurch has had.
There's AMI Stadium.
Then it was something else.
Now it's Orange Theory Stadium.
You don't know where to go.
You go, meet me at the stadium.
You're like, which stadium is that?
Yeah.
It happens all over the world, you know, where it's branding
and these brands pay to have-
Naming rights.
It's one of the biggest branding deals I feel like in the world.
Like it's such a big contract.
Apparently this new one, because obviously another brand
has bought the rights to be the new name of the stadium.
Because Staples is a brand, right?
Yeah, Staples is like a stationery.
Yeah, it's like stationery's kind of big warehouse type of brand.
But someone else has bought it now.
Right.
And they're believed to have paid over $970 million
for a 20-year naming rights.
Yeah, that's good.
Of the centre.
Yeah.
It will now be called, I can't even deal with this,
Crypto.com Arena.
And that is no joke.
Rolls off the tongue. That is no BS. I'm just going to head to Crypto.com arena. And that is no joke. Rolls off the tongue.
That is no BS.
I'm just going to head to crypto.com now, actually.
Well, see, it's already working.
It's already doing its $970 million job.
Oh, man, they've got money.
Their ambassador is buddy Jason Bourne.
What's his name?
Matt Damon.
Matt Damon.
Of course they've got money.
They're a crypto company.
Do you reckon they paid in cash or do you reckon they paid in crypto?
That's a good question.
Probably in crypto.
Yeah.
Yeah, crypto.com arena.
I thought it'd be quite fun if we could go around the room
and maybe just brainstorm some new ideas that might have been better.
Look, I'm not saying crypto.com arena doesn't roll off the tongue. You don't approve of it. But what could have been better? Yeah, look, I'm not saying Crypto.com Arena doesn't roll off the tongue.
You don't approve of it.
But what could have been better?
Yeah, I know what you're saying.
It's a good marketing opportunity for someone who really needs it at the moment.
And someone who really needs it at the moment is Corona, the beer and not the virus.
Yeah.
So I reckon they should have named the stadium Corona Beer, not the virus stadium.
Corona Beer Arena. No. Yeah. Corona Beer, not the virus Stadium. Corona Beer Arena.
No.
Yeah, Corona Beer, Not the Virus Stadium.
Oh, right.
The full.
So you really split the two out and drive the point home.
Because nothing better than the guy on ESPN going,
welcome to Corona Beer, Not the Virus Stadium.
Yeah, rolls off the tongue.
Producers?
I was actually thinking along the same lines as Clint.
I was just going to go for Pfizer Arena.
Pfizer Arena.
Are you doing Clint?
Just because, you know, everyone's going there,
but there's still a small percent that aren't.
You're going to have a lot of men queuing up outside for Viagra, though,
with that one, because they do make more than just the vaccine Pfizer.
Well, you know.
They just call it Viagra Arena.
That's good, too.
Just like Staples Arena.
There's something for everyone there.
At least everyone will be standing for the anthem at Viagra Arena.
And there is really something for everyone at Viagra Arena.
Absolutely.
It really is.
Hard to get tickets.
People are on the edge of their seats.
Because the game.
The game's good.
What about you, Producer Ben?
Have you thought of any ideas?
No.
So off the top of my head,
oh, no, I don't have anything.
You didn't even...
No, I didn't even think of this.
Fair enough.
I didn't know.
I didn't even know.
Ben's actually just keen for it to be...
You know what?
Even that is better than Crypto.com Arena.
Yeah, on that note.
You can always go with the classic
peaches and cream arena.
Yeah, that's good too.
It's not bad, you know.
Feel free to use any of these.
Brie and Clint.
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic.
Not really.
But picking a movie title based on just the plot line. That she can do.
Brie and Clint's What's The Plot?
A movie guessing game where if you can beat Brie today,
you'll win $300 cash.
Brie is going for six victories in a row today.
Not bad.
It's been six weeks since that epic defeat of yours.
It was, and it was a pantsing.
It was 3-0, wasn't it?
It was so good. No, 2-0. That's all it takes to win pantsing. It was 3-0, wasn't it? It was so good.
No, 2-0.
That's all it takes to win this game.
Yeah, 2-0.
2-0.
Kirsten, if you can do it today, you get 300 bucks.
Awesome.
Yeah.
How do you go usually, Kirsten, in the car?
I go all right.
Not 100%, but hopefully today.
You don't need 100%.
You need 66%, okay?
Oh, awesome. Or you can get 33, but as long as You need 66%, okay? Oh, awesome.
Or you can get 33, but so long as you get 66, you'll win the cash.
Awesome.
Today, to celebrate all things Taylor Swift and all too well,
our theme is Jake Gyllenhaal.
Ooh.
Yes.
So, all movies with Jake Gyllenhaal in them somewhere.
Call out your name if you want to buzz in.
If you get it wrong, the other person gets a free guest.
Don't wait for me to finish the plot lines to have a go.
Good luck, everybody.
Movie number one.
Billy Hope is the right...
Brie.
Billy Hope.
Is it Brokeback Mountain?
Brokeback Mountain Brokeback Mountain
The obvious
Choice of movie
I swear his name was
Billy Hope in that
Is incorrect
Free guess
Just off that little bit
Kirsten
I know
I actually don't know
I'll just say
What's the name of it
I'm going to buzz you out and keep reading, okay?
Here we go. I'll keep reading.
Billy Hope, the reigning junior middleweight champion,
has an impressive career.
What's the box of one?
A loving wife and a daughter and a lavish lifestyle.
However, when tragedy strikes, Billy hits rock bottom,
losing his family, his house and his manager.
Bree.
I can't remember the name of it.
Count.
I'm going to buzz you out.
No, no.
What is it?
Free guess, Kirsten.
I'll give you five seconds.
I feel like no one knows it.
Um, it is.
Oh.
Movie was Southpaw.
That's okay.
I knew that one.
Damn it.
We will move on.
Oh, don't you hate when your brain just can't remember the movie?
Yes, it's so annoying.
Isn't it annoying?
Okay, here comes another Jake Gyllenhaal movie.
Not a bad movie, that Southpaw movie.
Strange, but quite good.
Peter's relaxing European vacation takes an unexpected turn
when Nick shows up in his hotel room to recruit him for a mission.
The world is in danger as four massive elemental creatures,
each representing earth, air, fire and water,
emerge from a hole in the torn universe.
Peter soon finds himself donning a famous suit
to help Fury and other superhero...
Brie.
Brie.
The Fantastic Four?
Incorrect.
No one knows Jake Gyllenhaal movies.
Turns out we don't.
Do Brokeback Mountain.
Kirsten and I will get that one.
No, you guys have got nothing.
I can't do Brokeback Mountain because it's too obvious.
Yeah, it is too obvious.
That's why we avoided Brokeback Mountain,
because you would have buzzed in the only Jack Gyllenhaal movie
that you guys know.
I mean, it's a great film.
Yeah, we're not going to get a winner today,
so we're going to call this one off
and award Kirsten some KFC chicken dollars.
Awesome.
And you will live to fight.
Kirsten's stoked.
I love your attitude, Kirsten.
You keep being you, mate.
You don't get a win for this week, though.
No worries.
You don't get a win.
So next week we continue to pay for $300.
Oh, this is BS.
Kirsten got a prize, which I'm glad she did.
She deserves it.
But nothing for me.
Well, maybe you need to watch some more Jake Gyllenhaal movies.
What's the one where he goes around and he's trying to get the paparazzi photos?
What's that movie?
You don't know any movies either.
Brian Clint.
Something else that's quite interesting that I like is this next story
because a girl has snapped back at a guy who has called her out on Tinder
for being a catfish. So this is what went down. She was, you know, on Tinder for being a catfish.
So this is what went down.
She was, you know, on Tinder minding her own business, swiping through,
and a guy has super liked her, super liked.
How does a super like work?
So it means that it actually, I think,
it's been a long time since I've been on Tinder,
but it comes up on your feed that they've super liked you.
Even if you haven't liked them?
Yes.
Well, profiles come up and you can tell if someone has super liked you
because it tells you.
Yeah.
Whereas if someone's liked you, you can't tell until you swipe left or right.
That's what I mean.
So it gives you one and it goes, hey, he's liked you.
If you like her back, you'll connect. Anyway, you know, and apparently he super liked her
and then accused her of being a catfish
and commented on one of her photos.
Right.
Which I didn't realise you can do that.
That must be a new feature now so that everyone could see it essentially.
Really?
Yeah, so he super liked her just so he could go and comment
on one of her photos. Just so he's super liked her just so just so he could go and comment on whatever
anyway she has made a very funny uh tiktok about um what she did after that take a listen
so tonight i got this lovely message from will here he has sent me a super like to uh let me
know that i'm a catfish which he decided to comment on on a photo that I'm wearing no makeup.
Anyway, when I went to go learn more about the man of my dreams, he only wrote that he's 6'1".
Well, you see, Will, that coffee cup you're holding seems to be a very standard size,
measuring approximately 3.6 inches from rim to bottom. Your sunglasses are approximately 145
millimeters in width. All of these things bringing you to about 70 inches
so i guess you're 5 10 that makes us the same height so who's the catfish whoa there's some
physics that she has used so you know how she did it so in a photo that he he had on tinder he was
holding a standard size coffee cup so she like obviously you can figure out how how many coffee
cups generally you know yeah and um
did that and then he was he had a pair of sunglasses hanging on his shirt yeah you know
you like fold them onto your shirt and she like measured she found that brand of sunglasses
and then saw how like wide they were and then also did the same so she like cross-checked it
so he's the catfish.
Yeah.
Also, is it normal to put your height in your, I've been on Tinder, this is the problem.
Is it normal to put your height in there?
Yeah.
Is it?
Pretty normal.
People want the stats, eh, before they date you.
Well, like not everyone does it.
I find lying about your height really weird, because eventually you're going to have to
meet up, and they're going to know.
Like, they're going to know.
They're going to know.
They're going to have to meet up and they're going to know. They're going to know. They're going to know.
They're going to know.
I mean, you know, it's a very awkward one to lie about because it's, you know, if you lie about your job,
you can keep that up for a few weeks, you know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can keep that ruse going for a couple of months.
Yeah, unless you're exclusively doing sitting down dates,
they're going to know.
Yeah.
You know, I only meet people people like and that's why people
who lie about their height they turn up to the date extra early so they're already so they can
be seated yeah so they're already stand up to greet their date when they come in so funny um
i want to know from people and i feel like this is quite a common thing these days has someone
catfished you or did you catfish someone else?
And it doesn't have to be that they were a completely different person.
It can be like the height thing or it can be like the job thing
or it can be a detail.
I'd love to talk to someone who it was completely fake photos
but they still met up with you and they're like,
hey, yeah, look, the photos were fake but I am – I have feelings for you. But I am real and –
I am who I am.
Yeah, and you fell in love with me, not my photos.
There's literally a movie on Netflix at the moment,
a Christmas movie, a new one, which is about like catfishing.
Yeah.
And it's so interesting, not to give away the whole thing,
but, you know, they fall in love and then they meet
and one of them's a catfish and then they eventually figure it and then one of them's really angry but then it's full circle and it comes back around
it's like i actually fell in love with the person i fell in love with the real you which is definitely
not always the case uh with catfishing i know a few people here at zm they've told me stories
about being catfish yes remember um he won't mind us Cam, he told me one time that he was speaking to someone on Tinder
and he's like, I swear this person is a catfish.
And finally they set a date to meet up, right?
And they set a date and he's like,
oh, maybe this person isn't a catfish.
It was a no-show.
Oh, really?
Yep.
Right.
It was a no-show.
That's even less exciting.
Like, I want to see the real person behind the catfish.
But share your stories with us, 0800DIALZM,
or you can text them into 9696.
We can keep your name out of it.
Absolutely.
If you want to be anonymous, be a catfish,
you can do that here.
Let us know if you got catfished.
Bree and Clint.
If you want to come on down to the pond,
we're going to go do some catfishing.
It's a risky topic, this, because you've asked me to call if they are catfishers as well.
Yeah, so have you been catfished or are you the catfish?
Yeah.
We're taking both.
It's weirdly common these days, eh?
It is super common.
And there's varying degrees of catfish.
Absolutely.
Catfishing doesn't have to be you've used completely different photos
that aren't even you.
They can be photos that are quite old and you don't look like that anymore.
Or just super, super flattering photos.
Yeah, or you can lie about your height or your job or something.
But why wouldn't you use those photos?
If they're of you and you look really good, you'd be dumb not to use them.
Oh, trust me, everyone has their go-to dating
photos that they use.
So let's talk to some catfish
perpetrators and victims. Lydia's
here first. You got catfished, Lydia?
I did, yeah.
What happened? I was on
a Tinder date, so I was talking to this guy
on Tinder. His profile said he was 5'11",
and I'm 5'4", so that's totally
fine by me.
And then when he came to pick me up, it was pretty obvious he'd lied,
and I ended up kind of calling it out to him, being like,
oh, so you're probably not 5'11". And he was like, no, I think it was a typo.
I'm 5'5", and I was like, oh, okay.
Oh, wow, that's way off.
Oh, that's a weird.
That's not even like you gave yourself a couple of extra inches.
Nah, and I can understand giving yourself a couple of extra inches.
What guy doesn't give himself a couple of extra inches?
You guys always do.
But Lydia, he's like eye-lining for you.
You know you're 5'4", and as you're looking him directly in the eye,
he's like, yep, nah, I'm 5'11".
And you're like, I don't think so.
You're like, I can see the top of your head.
Yeah, I was like, someone's wrong here and I don't think it's me.
So did the relationship work out?
Did you get past that?
No, the date was the weirdest day I've ever been on in my life.
Really?
So it was definitely a one-time thing.
Why was it so weird?
Do you think that just set it up for it to be weird?
Not really, because I'm pretty chill about heights.
Like, I'm like, you know, like, it's fine.
Yeah.
It's not a height problem.
It's a lying problem.
To be honest, I don't care about heights either.
I think it's like there's obviously like an issue if you're lying about it.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
If you're weird about it, then it gets weird.
You know, that's the only time.
I'm not a tall girl, so I don't need you to lie.
Yeah, same here, Lydia. I'm very petite as well. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not a tall girl, so I don't need you to lie. Yeah, same here, Lydia.
I'm very petite as well.
Yeah.
I'm not laughing.
Thanks, Lydia.
Thanks for calling.
Let's talk to Danielle.
Danielle, you were the catfish.
Yeah.
This is juicy, Danielle.
I love that you've called to tell us about it.
Now, dish of the dirt, what did you do?
So I went on a dating website to try and catch my now ex-boyfriend cheating
because he had reached out to someone that he'd actually even met
and was like trying to get with her on a dating website
while we were still together.
Wow.
Yeah.
How did you find out about, like, which dating website it was
so you could, like, go onto that one to make the fake profile?
My friend told me about it when he'd messaged her.
Gotcha.
He messaged one of your friends.
Did he know it was your friend?
He met her.
Oh, my God.
Well, he's a idiot.
This is so dumb, the guy.
He deserves to be caught.
Wow.
Okay, so when you made your Catfish account, Well, he's an idiot. This is so dumb. The guy is. He deserves to be caught. Wow. Okay.
So when you made your catfish account, did you manage to find him and match with him and talk to him as the catfish?
Unfortunately not.
Don't tell me you fell in love with someone else as the catfish.
No, no, no, no.
I literally, no.
I was not going to be that cruel.
I just like, if anyone like messaged me or whatever,
I was just like, sorry, like you're not my thing,
not interested and tried to split them down gently.
Sorry, I'm a catfish.
I'm just here to catch my cheating boyfriend.
I've got a really interesting question to ask you, Danielle.
What photos did you use?
I used someone else's photos from a profile that I found on Bebo,
I believe.
What year was this catfish?
Like, shit, it must have been like 2008.
Yeah, right.
One of the original catfishes.
Danielle, did you pick a particular person that you knew he would be attracted to?
How did you, like, you know, pick that person? I tried to go for someone who was, like, okay looking
but not, like, completely model, you know.
So it wouldn't be believable.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, and, like, and brunette.
Because they're off Bebo, they're probably emo as well.
Yeah.
So, yeah, yeah.
Wow, fascinating.
That's so interesting, Danielle.
Thanks, Danielle.
We'll take one more from Kylie.
Kylie, you got catfished?
Yeah, I did.
How?
What happened?
So I met a guy on Tinder, and he started chatting straight away.
And because he was younger and hotter, so I decided,
this is too good to be true.
He's probably catfishing.
And so I ghosted him.
Oh, right.
And then straight away I got super liked on Tinder by another profile.
And so I started chatting to this guy
and yeah, it seemed okay,
but then there was a few similarities
that was kind of too much like the last profile.
You knew it was the same guy.
Whoa, that's creepy.
Yeah, so he sent a picture
that actually had a t-shirt of a drumming band
so I went and stalked the name of this band on Facebook,
found a picture with the guy
and saw a different name tagged.
Yeah, you were getting catfished by a guy who was kind of stalking you on the apps.
That's really creepy.
Are we talking to Niamh from the MTV show Catfish?
No, no.
So then what happened was, FBI is great.
Women are good at it.
So I then went back to the original guy on Tinder and said,
I've got a feeling that you're actually catfishing me.
I know who you are, blah, blah, blah.
And I don't appreciate it.
Pretty much F off.
And two weeks later, I get a message from the original guy admitting that it was him apologizing and saying, look, I just really was genuinely interested in you, but you just wouldn't give me the time of day.
So I decided to get to know him.
And that was over two years ago.
This hasn't ended in a love story.
Are you together?
Yes.
Oh, my God.
No way.
Oh, my God, a positive catfishing story.
It was the friend that was saying, come on, if he's gone to that extreme,
he must like you.
Like, just give it a go.
I mean, that story's so creepy and so true.
Your friend is so lucky that it worked out
because that's shockingly bad advice from your friend.
Creepy and cute all at the same time.
Well, he approached me because he knew I was going into hospital
and he actually remembered and he came and said,
look, I know you don't want to ever speak to me again,
but I know, you know, I just want to wish you good luck for today
and I'm really, really sorry.
The story's getting even creepier.
Even creepier.
Well, there you go. We've got positive and negative
catfish experience. Well, did you pick
the ending of that story? No, I thought that was it.
I thought she was like, if off, we're done.
Yeah, I did not pick the ending.
Wow, what a rollercoaster.
Amazing.
Alright, time for a's Birthday Banger.
All right, time for a little birthday banger.
Snackaroo.
Little snack attack.
For your drive home.
A little snackity snack snack.
A little snack snack.
Snackity snack snack.
A little snackadoodle.
You want a snack?
How about we talk to Jack?
A little snackadoodle, Jack.
Hello, Jack.
Kia ora.
You want a little snack? Yep. Sounds good, Jack? Hello, Jack. Kia ora. You want a little snack?
Yep.
Sounds good, Jack.
Sorry, Jack.
Sorry, mate.
Jack's like, what have I walked into?
Sorry, Jack.
Jack, you want us to go back?
Jack, what's your birthday?
Get a snack pack.
My birthday is the 18th of the 11th, 1991.
Thank you, Jack.
He wants to get out of here as soon as possible.
Move this shit along, guys. All you, Jack. He wants to get out of here. Move this shit along, guys.
All right, Jack, you were born, you were 16, sorry, in 2007.
And on the 18th of November, it gave us this tasty snack.
Veronica's.
Banger. Banger.
Banger.
Speaking of a snack, that is an absolute tasty one.
It's a double snack.
Lisa and Jess.
It's a double snack pack.
Jack likes it.
He gave it the banger call.
So wait there, Jack.
We'll do one for Malcolm.
G'day, Malcolm.
G'day, Malcolm.
G'day.
How you going?
Good, mate.
How's the middle treating you?
Yeah, no, all good.
Yes, Malcolm. I've never heard that before.
I meant Middle Earth.
Yeah, got all of yous.
Yeah, well, I'm in the centre of New Zealand, Nelson.
Okay, beautiful.
So, yeah, I'm in the middle.
Love that.
Love that for you, Malcolm.
What's your birthday, mate?
27th of August, 74.
All right.
You're 16.
Malcolm, that is so kind of you doing the work for me.
No one has ever done that, and I appreciate you.
You were 16 in 1990, and here's your birthday banger.
Imagine if Malcolm just told you what his birthday banger was.
He's like, Brie, let me stop you there.
Let me stop you there. Let me stop you there.
Let me save you a job.
You get daddy cool and eagle rock.
Brie was telling me whenever this song comes on in Australia,
all the guys get their willies out in the bar.
It's true.
Everyone pulls their pants down.
Yeah.
Yeah, and all the Aussies will know that.
Fair enough.
No, Malcolm, not fair enough.
Yeah, I don't know what it is and why people started doing it, but.
Yeah, right.
Okay, wait there, Mark.
We've got one more for Emma.
Hi, Emma.
G'day, Emma.
Hi, how are you guys?
Good, thanks.
Emma, what's your favourite snack?
Oh, that's a good question.
Protein bars.
Protein bars. Protein bars.
One of those, eh?
You're a gym junkie.
Cookies and cream?
Oh, no.
Caramel.
Caramel protein bar.
Yeah, right.
All right.
If you like that, Emma, you should try a Caramello.
It'll blow your mind.
I mean, it's like a protein bar, but on crack.
What's your birthday, Emma?
22nd of December, 1998.
Right, you were 16 in 2014 and on the 22nd of December,
this was top of the chart.
That's such a big song when it came out.
It's still a great song.
Emma, Uptown Funk, do you love it?
Yeah, it's okay.
Oh, okay.
It just gets played a lot.
Don't you reckon, Emma?
Yeah, it's been thrashed.
Yeah.
Yeah, I got sick of it pretty quickly.
Yeah, but still a great song.
I mean, that's a sign of a good song, right?
It's a fantastic song.
We have been, something's been brought to my attention
that we have missed the fact that it's Jack the Snack Attack's birthday.
Oh, Jack, it's your birthday, you big old snack.
Hey, Jack.
Yep.
Why don't you come on over here sometime and get a snack?
Happy birthday, Jack.
Jack, because it's your birthday and we missed it
and because it's such a great song, I vote for the Veronicas. I vote for the Veronicas too. Got to go with my boy, Jack. Jack, because it's your birthday and we missed it and because it's such a great song, I vote for the Veronicas. I vote for
the Veronicas too. Gotta go with my boy
Jack. That means, Jack, on your birthday,
you've just won birthday banger. Congratulations.
Thanks, guys. Nice work.
Jack, you thick
smack.
I said to you that millennials are
heroes and we are.
Look, one of the ways you can save the planet at the moment
is by not buying any new clothes.
No more new clothes.
What is it?
Fast fashion.
Fast fashion is killing the planet.
You should be buying secondhand.
And who is the generation doing that more than most?
It's us millennials, baby.
Leshko.
Not you, Anastasia, you filthy Gen Z.
Yeah, you get out of us.
No, don't even get on your microphone.
You're not allowed to talk.
You've used enough energy for today
with all that fast fashion you've been consuming, Anastasia.
With all of that stuff you're wearing.
Look at it all.
You guys know.
It's actually muting it.
Look, Trade Me have released data that people born between the ages of 1981 and 1996
are the most likely to buy pre-loved items.
78% of people born between 81 and 96 said they would absolutely buy secondhand.
Absolutely.
More than three quarters.
So well done.
Well done, millennials.
I've got so much secondhand stuff in my wardrobe
do you because there's a lot of online shopping that shows up for you here at work well the only
online stuff that showed up recently was presents for all of you guys yes i take it back so thank
you very much only 74 of gen x and 73 of gen z said they'd buy pre-loved items. Anastasia, that's like 5% less than us.
Don't you care about this planet?
We are so much better than you.
Don't you care about the Earth?
My generation, we love trade men, design a wardrobe.
You guys, those dates are wrong.
You reckon?
Yeah.
Well, really, we're all in the good category.
We're all about three quarters, including Gen X,
the generation just above millennials.
The real, the real, oh, the real villains here, baby boomers.
What have they done?
According to Trade Me, only 67% of baby boomers would lower themselves
and their disposable income and all of their investment properties
to wear secondhand clothing.
They have to have it new. They have to have it new.
They have to have it new, baby boomers.
To be honest, though, when I look at my mum's wardrobe,
because she's a baby boomer,
all of her stuff pretty much is secondhand now.
Really?
Yeah, because it's all from the 60s and the 70s.
No, but if it's hers, if she bought it, it's not secondhand.
Well, who's to say?
That's not how secondhand works.
The problem with secondhand is a lot of it's vintage.
And for the baby boomers to go vintage, they'd have to wear clothes from the 1930s.
Yeah, that is getting up there.
And mothballs are a real thing.
There you go.
You might not know it, but by buying those crusty old T-shirts that you find on that Instagram page,
you're saving the world, millennials.
Well done.
We're proud of you.
I draw the line at underwear, though.
Always.
Bree and Clint.
As I said before, there's been a poll done to find out what our favorite TV show is of
all time.
Shit, we watch a lot of TV these days, eh?
Oh, I love it.
They say that people in the 90s were glued to the TV.
Us, we're watching like four TV shows at a time.
Because there's so much more options.
There's so much more to watch.
Absolutely.
This genuinely is the golden age of TV.
TV shows have never been better.
They've got movie stars in them, and that never used to happen.
Movie stars never used to lower themselves to TV.
I know, and there's more companies making more TV.
Yeah.
So what's our favourite TV show of all time?
Well, maybe unsurprisingly, it is the ultimate show In my opinion Breaking Bad
It was a massive favourite of mine
Definitely in my top five
Favourite TV shows of all time
Oh top five?
Yeah for sure
I'd have to really sit down
It might be my number one
But it's definitely in the top five
I thought we could go through the top ten
And see how many of them
You and I have seen
If these are the top ten TV shows For Kiwis of all time, we should have seen them.
And if we haven't, it's like your rule of only watching shows in the top 10 of Netflix.
These are good shows to watch.
You could watch these.
Okay, so Breaking Bad is number one.
We know that.
Let's work up from number 10.
The 10th favorite show for Kiwis is a show called Twin Peaks.
Twin Peaks.
I've heard of it.
I haven't watched it. I haven't watched it.
I haven't watched it either.
It's kind of got like a cult following going on.
And I know they did.
It went for ages and then they did like a new season of it recently, I think.
A reboot, yeah.
Okay, I haven't seen Twin Peaks either.
That's number 10.
Number nine, The Office.
I've watched a bit of The Office.
It doesn't actually specify UK or US.
Oh, this is big contention for Office fans.
Yeah, I've never watched the US.
You're either a US fan or a UK fan.
Really?
Yeah.
And never the two shall meet?
Yeah.
Well, one of them is in there as number nine.
Number eight, I know you're not a huge fan of this show,
but I'm into it,
and I think it's worth putting some time into it.
I think it's better after season one. Seinfeld is the ninth most favourite, eighth most favourite show. I'm into it and I think it's worth putting some time into I think it's better after season one Seinfeld is the ninth most favorite eighth most favorite show I think I didn't I don't
hate Seinfeld yeah I can appreciate it but I think it was as a kid always on before the Simpsons yeah
so we had to sit through it as kids yeah so you know know what I mean? It's very old. It started in the 80s, the end of the 80s.
I can appreciate it.
But it's the blueprint for all the shows you love,
like Friends and stuff like that.
That's the original.
Okay, number seven.
I know this show, but I've never watched it.
MASH.
Oh, I used to watch quite a lot of MASH.
MASH is the same thing where it was always on TV as a kid.
One of the longest running TV shows ever, I believe.
Yeah, and the finale, until Friends came along,
was the most watched TV event of all time.
It's, again, very old.
Very old.
Like Brady Bunch old.
Yeah.
But, I mean, from what I've heard and the stuff that I've seen,
not a bad show.
People love it.
No Brady Bunch on this list.
Number six is The Simpsons.
That makes sense.
Yeah, it makes sense.
It's such a big part of everybody's past.
Still not keen to watch any new Simpsons, though.
Nah, it's been pretty much everyone's growing up their childhood in the last, like, 30 years.
Not Ben's.
Did you know Ben never really watched The Simpsons?
Eh, Ben?
Never watched The Simpsons.
Nah, I've watched some of it, but I never really got into it.
It wasn't part of his childhood. What, eh, Ben? Never watched The Simpsons. Nah, I've watched some of it, but I never really got into it. It wasn't part of his childhood.
What about you, Stage?
Mum didn't like The Simpsons, so I never watched it.
Yeah, my dad wasn't a big fan either, but eventually we were just like,
we're watching it.
My parents liked British comedy.
They hated American comedy.
We didn't watch any of it.
Yeah, yeah.
There you go.
Culture snobs.
Snobbers.
Let's race through this.
Number four is The Wire.
Haven't seen that, but people love The Wire
I did a few essays
at uni on The Wire
yeah
I skipped number five
which was Friends
top three
The Sopranos
yeah people
cult following
I'm trying to convince my wife
that we should watch The Sopranos
I wouldn't mind watching it
I've heard really good things.
And the second favourite TV show
for Kiwis of all time is,
even though it ended shit,
Game of Thrones.
Oh yeah, of course.
Yeah.
Huge.
So there you go.
A list of shows
if you haven't seen them yet
that you could get into.
Oh, Devo.
What?
The Big Bang Theory wasn't in there.
Oh, Big Bang.
Oh, that's sad.
That's in your top five, though.
Maybe next year, guys.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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