ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 18th November 2022

Episode Date: November 18, 2022

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Do the, Brie, do the horns, because we're in Hamilton and I didn't bring them. Good stuff. That's really responsible for you. That was like a total easy option for you to do a fart gag when I said do the horns. And you did it. Oh. Sorry. That's why I'm proud of you. Is producer Megan's mic on? Can be. You can be in the podcast intro. Go on, Megan.

What up, Megan? I'm back. Oh, that mic doesn't work Oh, no, does it? Does it? Yeah. She's back, baby. Both of our other producers have got COVID, so we got Megan.

Yeah. Well, do they? Claude's confirmed now. I think so. She got the faintest of faintest lines. Yeah, but Ella's not confirmed. You sounded really disappointed just then, so we've got Megan.

Oh, no, no, no. No, I'm stoked. I love having you here. Yeah. You're a not confirmed. You sounded really disappointed just then. So we've got Megan. Oh, no, no, no. No, I'm stoked. I love having you here. Yeah. You're a good time. Yeah. Just bring this up just quickly. Earlier I sent a joke in the group chat, which I thought was a joke.

What joke? Just about the number plates. The joke doesn't matter. Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In the group chat is Bree, who's sitting next to me, Megan, who's sitting across from me, and Aileen, who is off-site at the moment. Our other producer today.

Shout out to Aileen. And I said this just middle-of-the-road joke and got a laugh emoji react from Aileen. I was like, oh, nice. Saw there was no laughs in the room whatsoever. But then a laugh emoji pops up on it, a laugh react from Megan. And I looked at her and I was like,

you didn't laugh at that. That's because the joke's on you. No, but you've laugh reacted at it, but was like, you didn't laugh at that. That's because the joke's on you. No, but you've laughed and reacted at it, but I know that you didn't laugh at the joke. It's just, it's just, it's just, now I don't know what. And now you know what real life is. I don't know if I can trust you, yeah.

You know, every time I write ha ha ha ha ha ha ha in the group chat, I'm not actually pissing myself laughing. It's just, I'd heard stories about women faking it before. I've just never actually experienced it. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. That was good.

Here's the podcast, everyone. Sorry there's no international birthday banger. Everyone's got COVID. And we're away. But we might start doing five next week because it turns out people have been waiting three years. Yeah, we're going to up it to five. We're going to do five. Brie and Clint, enjoy the podcast.

Bye, guys. What a way to start the week here. ZM's Brie and Clint. Oh, g'day, mate. It's Brie and Clint live from the mighty Waikato this afternoon. We just got to Hamilton. That's right. We did the full drive down here in the pouring rain,

and it is pouring. But that's not going to stop us, Clint. That's not going to stop us. We have waterproof bow ties ready to go for tonight. That's why we're wearing Crocs. That is why we're wearing Crocs. That's right. And you know what?

We're planning an indoor event, so it really shouldn't matter. Friday Okie Live, it's going down at the Bank on Victoria Street in Hamilton tonight. Free event, free karaoke night with us. And you can win $500 if you do the best performance. And that doesn't mean you're the best singer necessarily. No, it's crowd work, it's presence, it's a whole lot of stuff. It could be down to outfit.

Yes, it definitely can. If you've got something that could wow the crowd, it doesn't matter. We'll be there from 7 taking Regos and we'll start singing, I reckon. We'll be singing by eight o'clock. Absolutely we will be. Yeah. Yeah, so even if you're not singing, come down and support a friend or just come down to see the show.

Thanks to Smirnoff Soda Lemon and Lime. We're going to do Friday Oaky today on the radio from here. You've chosen a horrific song for us to sing today. I think I've chosen an absolute belter. I like the song. I mean, it's horrific as a song for us to sing. Oh, I see what you're saying. But that's every song.

Is it? Some would argue that's every song. This one in particular seems particularly punishing. We'll be doing LaRue's Bulletproof. Oh, we can't hear it. We're going to be doing LaRue's Bulletproof. Oh, we can't hear it. We're going to be doing LaRue's Bulletproof. That's a free teaser for you there. A little bit of a teaser.

We'll start the show with Tradie vs Lady right now. There's $50 cash up for grabs thanks to KFC. If you're the smartest tradie or lady in Aotearoa, give us a call right now. 0800 DIAL ZM. We'll see who can take out the last game of the week. Bree and Clint. Time for tradie versus lady.

Bree and Clint. Tradie versus lady. Right, here we go. The tradies on 105. The ladies trailing still on 83. All right, let's see who we've got playing in tradie versus lady today. Our lady is a chicken farmer. They're participating in a marathon for cancer.

Please welcome to the show, it's Tyler. G'day, Tyler. When's the marathon? I'm doing it over the whole month, so not all at once because I would die. You and me both. Fair enough. I appreciate that. You're taking on our tradie today. They're a builder and they have two daughters and they're

from Auckland. Welcome to the show, Michael. G'day, Michael. What are your two daughters' names? Fleur and Paige. Shout out to the girls. Dad, let's see if he can do it for the tradies. Michael, your buzzer is tradie. Tyler, yours is lady.

First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck to both of you. All right, guys, here we go. Question number one. The world's population has officially surpassed 8 billion people. In order of most populated countries, where does New Zealand rank? Is it 61st, 94th or 123rd? Lady.

Yes, Tyler. Tyler. I'm just going to guess 94th. No. That's a good guess. Michael, you want to do the same? Have a guess? I will do.

Was it 64? Was that the middle option? No, we're way down the list. We were looking for 123rd. That's where we're sitting. No points there for anyone. Question number two. Which animal is said to have nine lives?

Lady. Yes, Michael? There'll be a cat. Of course it is a cat. They always land on their feet Unless they're drunk Yeah In which case Don't test it

Yeah, yeah, yeah It's already been tested for science In which case put them in an Uber Yeah, put them in an Uber home Send them home Yeah And then text them in the morning and say Do you remember what you did last night?

You were a bad No Question number three One to the tradies Buzz in guys when you can tell me who sings this song. Tradies? Yes, Michael. Usher?

It is, of course, Usher, baby. That's two to the tradies. Tyler, you need this one here, okay? Yeah. Question number four. A lot of Kiwis think that Fijoa's originated in New Zealand. Where does the Fijoa actually hail from? There's a few countries I will accept.

I reckon we'd even accept a region. A region, even. Just have a guess, guys. Throw something out there. Trady. Yes, Tyler. Oh, Michael. Throw something out there. Trady. Yes, Michael. Oh, Michael. Australia.

Good guess. Tyler, you want to have a guess? No, I can't think of one. We would have accepted Brazil, Uruguay, Paraguay and Argentina. Or South America. Or South America. Question number five. No points there. Still two to the tradies. Who was the lead

actor in the hit 2000s film Bring It On? Was it Leonardo DiCaprio, Kirsten Dunst or Mandy Moore? Tradie? Maybe. Yes, Michael. Mandy Moore? That's incorrect. Tyler, Michael. Mandy Moore.

That's incorrect. Tyler, you want to have a go? The Kirsten Dunst. Yeah, well done. It was Kirsten Dunst. Michael, you are so close to winning this thing, but I also think you may snatch defeat from the jaws of victory at this stage. Here we go.

It's anyone's game here, two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number six. Where did pastrami originate from? Was it France, Romania or Italy? Lady? Yes, Tyler. There's another guess.

Italy. It's a good guess. Michael, for the win, you want to guess? What were the two options? Was it Romania? France or Romania? Michael, pay attention. You're just about to win the competition. Romania or France?

Romania. He's got it. I've never heard two players more unsure of themselves. Both of you. Well done to both of you. Thank you for playing. Michael, we're going to get you $50 cash from KFC. Brilliant.

Thank you. Nice work, guys. Can I just say, because we play this game every day, and we're going to play it every day for the rest of our lives, if you're thinking of playing and it's multi-choice, and you don't know the answer, have a guess. It's a one in three shot. And if you are playing and the options are

multi-choice, listen to the options. You know, listen to the, because the answer's in there. The answer's one of them. We promise. Brian Clint. Brian Clint. Hey, I've read this real interesting story about this woman who was talking about all these things you can do

and the lotions and the potions and the things you can eat to have a really quick birth. Oh, yeah, hot curry? No, hot curry wasn't in there. So a woman by the name of Niamh shared her story. It was her first pregnancy and she said, I gave birth in just 30 minutes. On her first one? On her first pregnancy and she said, I gave birth in just 30 minutes. On her first one? On her

first one. Her first baby came out in 30 minutes? Her first baby. Wait, there's more. She also said, I only pushed once before my newborn popped out. No, this woman, I don't trust this woman's credentials. No pain medication needed. Can you imagine how many

I can just picture all of you ladies that are mums just going, you shut up. I don't want to speak on behalf of women, but I will. But you will. Only because I've been present at two births. So that makes you qualified. Slightly, slightly. And what do you think?

No woman wants to hear that your birth was 30 minutes and it only took one push. That's what I'm saying. People want this woman to shush. Maybe they do. Maybe they really want to know her secret. Do you know how long my wife was in labour with our first child? Was that 30 something? 36 hours.

Yeah. And there's longer out there. I could think of better things to do, like with 36 hours. Tell me about it. The Cricket World Cup semi-final was on. Well, you could have watched it. to do. Like with 36 hours. Tell me about it. The Cricket World Cup semi-final was on. Well, you could have watched it. I did. It was 36 hours. I had to find something to do. Oh my god.

Your poor wife, eh? Babe, we're not going to the hospital anytime soon, eh? Do you reckon I could? And she's like, Oh! Just count the time! I was like, yeah, cool, cool, cool. I'll just get the Cricket info app running on my phone. You're like, do you mind if I turn this up? Your screaming's quite loud and I can't hear

the commentating. Babe, you're screaming for the wrong team. She said there's a few things that she believes will help have a fast birth. Okay, go on then. So she's saying to eat pineapples, dates, drink

red raspberry leaf tea, and you need to walk a lot. Oh, the walk a lot thing. This is, I think, across the whole pregnancy. Yeah. One of the tips that we got given from the antenatal class was to walk on an uneven surface. If you're really ready to get the baby out.

Like a rocky surface? Like one foot in the gutter and one foot up on the curb. Oh, yeah, kind of moves your pelvis. So you have some moving back and forth and side to side kind of thing. Yeah, and it's kind of fun. Not when you're nine months pregnant. I don't think it's that much fun. I don't know if anything is that much fun when you're nine months pregnant.

I think nothing is fun when you're that pregnant. She believes that it softens the cervix so you're able to have a quick birth. Okay. I call BS. I just love the idea. I say BS to this woman. This is the age that we live in. We're talking about a one-birth expert here.

I know. There are people out there who have delivered hundreds, if not thousands, of babies. Well, it's true. Well, a GP has commented on this article. Yeah. I'm not saying she's wrong. It might work for her, maybe not for everyone. This GP specialist in fertility said there are some silver truths to what she's saying.

That sounds like a nice way of putting it. It is a nice way of putting it. It is a nice way of saying it. She said fruits like dates and pineapples can get your body ready for labour. Yeah. There's no harm to it. They're delicious. She's not saying like drink half a bottle of vodka. You know? You really want that baby to slide out?

Try weed. I know. It'll work like a charm. Just imagine how amazing it would be for all women if that's what birth was like. 30 minutes, one push. 30 minutes, one push, and you're in and out and you're done. God, that would be good.

Do you reckon everyone would be doing it? Yeah, maybe. I think we should ask people. Let's get some stories because I know they're out there. 0800 dial ZM. Is this you? Did you have a really quick birth? I think we should ask people. Let's get some stories because I know they're out there. 0800 dial ZM. Is this you? Did you have a really quick birth?

Maybe you didn't even make it to the hospital. Oh, yeah. I love the stories of a baby born in the New World car park because they're like, stop in and get some snacks. Too late. Turn the car around. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. We want to know how fast. How fast was the birth?

Brianne Clint. How fast was your birth? A woman has come out and said her first birth, first baby, out in 30 minutes, one push. One push. One push is all it takes. Possibilities. Someone cut the umbilical cord.

No, it didn't fit. Look, a lot of text coming through on this because, and if you're a lady that has endured a very, very long labour, you probably don't want to listen to these. I feel like people would possibly still find it interesting, you know? Yeah, but you'd be just so annoyed. Because maybe you're planning another one. If that was me.

And you're like, you know, you're looking for a time to beat. If I'd been through a 50-hour labour and someone calls up and they go, I'll pop mine out in 40 minutes, I'd be like. We've had a 76-hour text already, but we're not looking for the longest. We're looking for the fastest. So let's first go to Lauren. Hi, Lauren. Hi, Lauren.

Hi. Tell us, did you have a quick birth? My second was very quick, and my first was very long. Okay, how long was the first? 40 hours active labour. Oh, no, Lauren, no. Like the 40-hour famine, but worse. Okay, and how fast was the second one?

Under an hour. I can't remember exactly how long, but it was very quick. They were making me to slow down and hold her in. Wait, and did you? Did you hold her in? Literally. That's incredible, Lauren. Yeah, wow.

You're like, I don't want to hold this thing in I want to get it out of me now Definitely Thank you Lauren that's good Let's go to Karina Hi Karina Hi Karina Hi guys

We're looking for New Zealand's fastest birth What can you offer? Well I had given birth to my daughter And I hadn't even started dilating And I had travelled from Taupiri to Narawahia up the road and ouch, popped in the car. How long was it, Karina?

Taupiri to Narawahia is all but 6km so it was like 3-4 minutes. My birth, my midwife had come and done a sweep. I hadn't even started dilating. Yeah, she was sending me through to the hospital to get checked. And then next thing, I don't know, I was in the backseat of the car.

My partner's doing 120, you know, and I don't know if it was gravity or just a backseat ride. But I was in the car. Yeah, born in the car, was it, Karina? Yes, she was. Which seat? What a great opportunity to name the baby after yourself, Karina. Am I right? Yeah, I know.

I didn't name, I know. She's named my favourite place in the world, Ocean. Oh, that's nice. Karina, was it terrifying delivering your own baby? Yes, it was. So I had my partner driving, I had my mother in the car and she didn't know anything. So I've got the legs

up in the back. My legs up in the back and I'm pushing it. I just, you just come car and she didn't know anything. So I've got the legs up in the back. My legs up in the back and I'm pushing it. I just do this, come out. I don't even have to push. Your mum didn't know anything. Your mum just called it like a football. She's like, got it.

Your mum's like, I've never done this before. And Karina's like, you did it with me. You literally did it with me. And I'm sure they were like freaking out more than what I was. Oh, you poor thing. Okay, thank you, Karina. That's a great story. We'll do one more from Michelle.

Afternoon, Michelle. Hi, Michelle. Hi, how's it going? You have had seven babies and they were all fast. What's your fastest? What's your PB? No, I had three, three of them. And the fastest was half an hour.

Half an hour's pretty good. And what's the longest? An hour and 40. What's the longest? An hour 40. What's your secret? That's not bad at all. And the middle one was 35 minutes, I think it was. So this person that Brie referenced is offering advice that includes eating prunes and eating pineapple. What's your advice? Just keeping very fit.

Right, okay. So just keep your walking up. Did you ab crunch that baby out, did you? Maybe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm going to deadlift mine. Thanks, Michelle. We appreciate it.

I love the idea of telling a woman who's like seven months pregnant, eight months pregnant, and is worried about the birth. And you're like, babe, you just need to go and get really fit. Honestly, just go for some walks. We'll start light and they'll buy you treadmills. A few deadlifts, a few squats. Honestly. Just, you know.

And you're like, don't even touch me or come near me. A little bit of F45 will get that thing right out. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is The Latest. Hey, this is massive news. I woke up this morning and I saw this and I had to do a double take.

But apparently Neighbours obviously got acts from our screens a few months ago now. They did a big finale. All these people came back. They made such a big deal. They got Kylie Minogue on board.

Margot Robbie was there. Delta Goodrum. Guy Pearce. All the big stars that have been on that show. It was a big deal. They got Kylie Minogue on board. Margot Robbie was there. Delta Goodrum. Guy Pearce. All the big stars that have been on that show. It was a massive deal. They've screened the finale in New Zealand. It's all over. Yeah, because the show had been running for 37 years

and it was pretty sad to see it go. But apparently it is making a triumphant return to TV screens. It's like that dog that we talked about yesterday that died and they buried it and then it showed up and walked through the front door. You're like, well, who did I bury? Apparently, these are the details. It will be back on Channel

10 in Australia and also available to stream free on Amazon in the UK and US. But here in New Zealand, you'll be able to watch it on Prime Video. Right. That's the old Amazon Prime app in New Zealand, you'll be able to watch it on Prime Video. Right. That's the old Amazon Prime app in New Zealand. How awkward for the cast who have done these big story ending finales. I hope someone didn't go, you know what?

On the last episode, kill my character. I don't watch Neighbours, so I don't know how it ended, but someone might have been like, kill me off. Yeah, because- And then they're like, hey guys, it's coming back. They're like, shit. What do I do now? I knew this would happen.

Do you think that this was maybe, because obviously they were maybe looking for funding. Yeah. And then when it finished, obviously there's people that have come through now and been like, hey, we don't want it to end. We will fund it. So what you've got is all these streaming platforms now, they just need content. They need content.

They need so much content. And there's so many of them now that they're competing for your attention. So when there's a show like this, which is already, the story is already established. The cast is already assembled. There's already a fan base. There's a fan base. And they can probably pick it up quite cheap now that it's been cancelled.

You know? So they just grab it. Because Amazon are going to host all the old episodes. So if you're a Neighbours fan, I don't know if you've ever been able to do this before, you're going to be able to go and watch all 37 years. You could start Neighbours from the very beginning. How much room on a server would that take up?

Just think about it for a second. How many gigabytes? Terabytes? I wonder if TVNZ Plus would ever do it with Shortland Street. It'd be awesome. Because that's got 25 years. 30 years? How much? 30? Is it 30 years? 25. Something crazy like that. It's a lot.

Well, it's back. I mean, I'm not watching it, but if you're a Neighbours fan, it's back. It's great news for the Neighbours fans. Great news. We're going to talk about good deed, shitty reward right now. First of all, you know what Haribo beers are, eh? Yeah, the gummy beers.

Too chewy for me. Well, if you eat too many, I mean, this is not coming from a true story, but if you eat too many, can give you the runs. Oh yeah, not in your experience. I mean, that's not based on a true story. I'm surprised to hear that because they're so chewy for me. I would have thought the opposite would be true.

They clog you up. Yeah. I thought you'd get like a gummy butt plug up there, you know? You can buy one of those. Yeah, you can. This is a story about the Haribo Bears Company. Okay. A German man by the name of Anoa G. That's what he's going by.

Anoa G? Anoa G. Anoa G? Heed a man. Man, I've never felt whiter than that very second right there. Same. Lucky this isn't live, eh? Let's take it all back.

Oh, shit, it is live. Okay, carry on. He found a check on the ground. Okay ground made out to the Haribo Bears company. How much for? $7.82 million. Stop it. It was from a major German supermarket, and they were paying for their stock, for their shipment of Haribo Bears.

Who puts that kind of money on a cheque? Right? The whole thing seems mental to me. Like who's writing 7.8 million signed? Zero, zero, zero, zero, zero. Dot, dot, zero, zero. Anyway, somebody did. And it said from this supermarket to the Haribo Bears company.

That's wild. $7.82 million. You'd think it was fake. It was 4,631,538.8 million euro, which translates to $7.8 million. And he found it on the ground. So he contacts the Haribo Bears company, and he says, Hey, guys, love the lollies, obviously. He did this with a German accent, but I won't do that.

I've found your cheque for $7.8 million. And they're like, what? And they're like, what? Where is it? They put him on to a person who told him under no certain, under no. Circumstances. Yeah, whatever the saying is. He needed to destroy the cheque.

He needed to rip it up. Right. He needed to take a photo of that destroyed cheque. Rip down, yeah. And he had to send them evidence of it. And to that, I always find that interesting when you have done the right thing and all of a sudden you're being given orders.

I'm like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. I'm helping you here, okay? You know what my mind just went to? What? I went, oh, this is where Photoshop comes in handy. Well, I don't think he could do anything with the cheque because that's how cheques work. It was made out from them to the Haribo Bears company.

If the supermarket owner had made it out to cash, it would be a different story. Well, you're not making that much out to cash, are you? Why are you making that check in the first place? He might. You could then go and put that in your bank account, but he couldn't. But he thought, I better let them know where their $7.8 million is. And he did the right thing. And they just said, do all these things. Big

prize pack coming. He did what they said and he was like, cool, that's fine. And I think you would feel like you'd get something for that. You'd think they said and he was like, cool, that's fine. And I think you would feel like you'd get something for that. You'd think so. Like, I mean, a prize pack, some gummy bears, maybe. Oh, you'd be happy with some gummy bears because that's exactly what he received.

No, I'd be happy with $1,000. For returning them their $7.8 million check, or at least destroying it for them so it didn't fall into the wrong hands, our man, Anur G, received a cheque or at least destroying it for them so it didn't fall into the wrong hands. Our man Anur G received six packets of Haribo gummy bears. Six packets? Yeah, six packets.

Why bother even sending that? That's what I thought. Why bother? If you're not going to make it... Are we ungrateful? No, I don't think we are because if you're not going to make it like, because that's what they would send somebody who, I don't know. I feel like it'd be really sad too. Like it wouldn't have been like a cool, fun prize pack.

It just would have been a couple of bags in a saddle, you know. The newspaper contacted them and they said, oh, we just send him what we normally send out. And they're like, yeah, but people don't normally return almost $8 million to you. I would have preferred nothing. Yeah, I would have rather nothing and just forgot about it. Yeah, yeah, but people don't normally return almost $8 million to you. I would have preferred nothing. Yeah, I would have rather nothing and just forgot about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, I do love the candy. It's delicious candy. It is good candy. But at least send me a box, you know? Just a box of it and then you feel like... Or a year's supply. You know, just something to make me feel special in that situation. It would have cost them nothing.

Absolutely nothing. Would have cost them absolutely nothing unless he ate only gummy bears for a year. I thought this afternoon we could take calls from people who have done the right thing and in return... Got nothing? Yeah, got nothing or got something worse than nothing. Like this, like you would have preferred to have got nothing.

Yeah. And I know that might sound ungrateful and I know you shouldn't do the right thing so that you get rewarded. That shouldn't be the motivation. But still, you know, you just... It's like that lady we talked to earlier this week who found somebody's purse in the public toilets,

got their ID, tracked them down, reunited them with this purse... Did the right thing. And the person made them stand there in front of them while they counted out the cash inside the purse to make sure that it was still there. And imagine, what if the cash hadn't have been and then they blamed the person that found

it? Exactly, it makes you go, maybe you should have taken some of the cash. Just for your own reward. Oh, $800 a day. We want to know this afternoon when you've had a chance, an example of good deed, shitty reward. You can also text us on 9696. We'd love to hear your stories.

Bree and Clint. When did you do a good deed only to get a real stink reward for it? Someone has returned a $7.8 million check to a very famous candy company. He found their check and they said, destroy that check and send us a photo. And he did. And in return, he got six packets of gummy bears. Probably worth about 20 bucks. Not even.

Not even. Not even. And to them, nowhere near. So we want to know, when have you done the right thing? I need to get a slap in the goddamn face. Someone texted and they said, I found a set of wedding and engagement rings in the river. Divers even came and got them out. They were worth thousands and really sentimental in the river. Divers even came and got them out. They were worth thousands and really sentimental to the couple.

They gave me a bottle of Chardon. Is that the cheap one? The cheapest of the cheap ones. Oh, no. It's not even champagne. It's like the cheapest imitation champagne that you can get. Better to get nothing. This is really topical.

We were thanked for going above and beyond at work during lockdown with a $30 countdown voucher. That's so rough. That is rough. You would just want to say keep it, you know? You'd be like, it's okay. Let's go to Bea, first of all. Hi, Bea.

G'day, Bea. Hi, guys. How are you? Tell us, Bea, when did you do something great and you got a stink reward? So it wasn't me. It was my two-year-old daughter, who's one of my biggest fans. Okay. Aw, tell her I said hello.

Yeah. She says hi. So I've been trying to teach her to do the right thing. We found an envelope outside a bank at a shopping mall. It contained $300. Wow. My daughter found it. She picked it up and she said, look, Mum, and I said, you're right, we need to go and

hand that in. So we went to the bank. We handed it in. The woman at the time went, ah. No thank you, nothing. That's it. She said, ah. She just went, ah. Are you serious? She didn't say thank you. There was nothing.

Oh, rude. So how do you, as a parent of a 10-year-old, reinforce to her that she's done the right thing? Because me, as a 10-year-old, I would have gone, stuff that woman. Mum, we should have kept the money. That's exactly what she said to me. Smart kid.

No, because it's somebody else's money. They've lost it Maybe it's something that they need for their kids Or something they were planning on a holiday with And they needed to pay for it So handing it in is the right thing And it's not their fault Whoever lost it

That that woman was rude Yeah Right? Yeah Exactly So I took her out for afternoon tea Oh nice Bea You're raising a good kid

Even though she looks up to Bree, I think she's on the right track, okay? Despite having Bree as a role model, I think she's going to be okay. True, Bea. I would have kept the money. Let's go to Roy. Good afternoon, Roy.

When did you do the right thing and you got a slap in the face for it? Hi. Yeah, so we were in LA a couple of years ago, and we're in a car park, and we found a bag, a big bag, and it had so much stuff in it. It had two iPads, a wallet. It had Louis Vuittons that were wrapped up, like,

each individually in these silk bags. This seems dodgy, Roy. It was not dodgy, but I was panicking. I was like, who would have left this here? We're being set up, we're being punked. And inside the bag... Where's Ashton? Where's Justin? Honestly, when we opened the bag as well,

we looked in, there was this notepad and it had Naomi Campbell phone number and address, Kim Kardashian phone number and address. And we were like, what the heck is this? So anyway, we took it up to the reception and we handed this bag in and they were like, oh, this is Kate's extra tote bag or whatever. And we're like, okay, it looks like it's really important.

They were like, thank you so much. Maybe Kate will be upstairs. You can go and give it to her and she'll love to say thank you. So we jumped in the elevator, went up the stairs. The elevator's doors opened on the wrong level. Kim Kardashian was there, standing in front of us. What? Honestly, she

was pregnant at the time. Where have we just walked into? They shut the door because it was full, so we kept going up. We got to the penthouse-looking room, work floor. Kate wasn't there. They said, thank you so much.

You can have free parking. They validated your parking and that was that? We had numbers and phone numbers and addresses to celebrities. I missed who the Kate was. Kate who? Kate, I can't remember who her last name is. We Googled her.

She is the owner of this. Yeah. She's the owner and manager, director of the largest agency in America. Like a talent agency. Right, so she's booking these models. And so that's why she's got all their phone numbers. You got free parking. Yeah, we got free parking for handing in all that.

That is so stink, Roy. But what an amazing story. It is. We love sharing that. That's unbelievable. Okay, thank you, Roy. Let's go to Georgia. Hi, Georgia.

Hi, Georgia. Hi, how are you? Go beat that, mate. What did you find and you got a stink reward for doing the right thing? Not quite as good as Kim Kardashian, but I was on a school trip outside of school. I'm a teacher. And we saw one of the armed guard vans had done a U-turn on the main street. And one of the big black suitcases that carries the money between ATMs rolled out the back. So I'd left the van open.

What? So I left the kids with the parent house that I had and quickly ran over and grabbed this very heavy suitcase out of the middle of the road and walked it back into the bank and said, this has just fallen out. And they gave me a chocolate dish. Wait a minute, Georgia.

They left the armed van doors open and a minute, Georgia. They left the armed van doors open and a suitcase fell out. How much money did you say was in the suitcase, you reckon? They said it was about $300,000. You returned $300,000 and you got a chocolate fish? I know, yeah.

That's an expensive... So it just rolled out as they did a YouTube. Expensive, chalky fish, isn't it? These are some of the So it just rolled out as they did a YouTube. Wow. Expensive, chocky fish, isn't it? These are some of the craziest stories we've had in a long time. Thank you, Georgia. We really appreciate that.

$300,000 flies out the back. A chocolate fish as well. I'd say give me two. Seriously. At least two. At least two. Yeah. That is.

That's wild. Wow. Bree least two. At least two. Yeah. That is. That's wild. Wow. Brie and Clint. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second. One second.

That song featuring former producer Ellie and soundkeeper Gary, who's actually pushing the buttons for us back in Auckland. G'day, Gary. Hi, Gary. Hi, Gary. Hi, guys. This is the One Second Song Challenge, where you join us to guess songs as quickly as you can, and if you're on the winning team,

you'll win yourself 50 KFC chicken dollars. That is correct. Let's see who we'll be teaming up with this afternoon. G'day, Sam. Hi, guys. How you going? We're good. Are you Team Brie or'day, Sam. Hey, guys. How you going? We're good. Are you Team Bree or Team Clint, Sam? Oh, it's probably Team Gary.

Team what? Team Gary. Team Gary. No, unfortunately, Gary's not up for grabs. Bree or Clint, Sam? Yeah. I'll go Clint today. All right, you're in.

The boys are on. All right, that means, Zoe, you and I are going to team up. Hi. Let's, that means Zoe, you and I are going to team up. Hi. Let's do it, Zoe. Megan is going to run the game for us today. Phil and producer Megan, hi. Hey, guys, how are you? We're good.

Have we got a theme for today's game? We do have a theme. Producer Claudia has got this ready. It is bands with siblings. Ooh. Okay. Okay, cool. I was about to give some examples, but that's probably not ideal. Oh. Okay. Okay, cool. I was about to give some examples,

but that's probably not ideal. Yeah, no, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that might be giving a few away. Okay, Sam and Zoe, Bree and I will do this first with our names as our buzzers, and then the second song will be over to you guys,

and then back to us. First team to get the three correct answers wins the game. Sweet. Sweet. All right. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it, Megan.

Let's go. Song number one. We go together. Freak. The Jonas Brothers. And the song name is? Oh, we go together. Yeah, actually,

I don't know the song name either. Oh, no, I do know. Sucker. Yeah. I'm a sucker for you. Woo! Say the word and I'll be so done. That was close.

I feel like you and I both got it at the same time. All right, that's one point to Team Sam and Team Zoe. Oh, no, sorry, one point to Team Bree and Zoe. Yes. Sam and Zoe, you guys are up for the next one. Here we go, guys. Song number two. Zoe!

Come on, Zoe! Zoe? Who was it? Is it me? It's you yeah Billie Eilish Bad Guy She's got it She's got it

Woo Because of course Billie's brother Phineas Phineas Produces the music Yeah true I wouldn't have thought of them

No That makes complete sense Yeah Damn it They're on a roll here Sam We are really up against it. We have to get all three of the next songs to stay in the game. It's been done before.

Come on, mate. Song number three. It's over to me. Can I do this? Here it comes. Wait. Ooh. Ooh, I don't know.

We'll go Clint. Okay. Oh, now you have to get it. Do you know it or did you just bust it? I know what it is. Did you? Oh, I know who it is. Remember the thing.

I know who it is. It's Good Charlotte. What's the song name? And the song name is I Don't Want to Be in Love. No, that's not it. I get to have a go. Okay, we'll go to Canberra. Good Charlotte.

Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous. No, that's not it. That's the song, though. Zoe, do you know the name of the song? No. That's not the song. Is that not the song? No.

Can I have another guess? No. Shall we write it off? What's the name of the song? If you know it, you can have it. Everybody. It's not. Okay, it's done.

It's dance floor anthem. I would have never got that. Yeah, she chose a tricky one. That's a hard one, yeah. Benji and Joel Medden? That's the one. Okay, we're not dead yet, Sam. We can still do this.

Come on, Zoe. You can take it out here, mate're not dead yet, Sam. We can still do this. Come on, Zoe. You can take it out here, mate. Okay, here we go. This is song number four. Zoe! Zoe's in! Zoe's in. Oasis, Wonderwall.

She's got it! She's got it! Team Green, Zoe! Zoe, how's your back? Because you're carrying the team. You've picked up 50 KFC chicken dollars for yourself. Yeah, the girls have to do it, you know. Oh, the girls are on, mate.

The girls are on. Bloody dance floor anthem. What a stupid name for the song. They don't even say dance floor anthem in that song. Yeah, they don't. Stupid bloody game. Hey, I didn't make this, okay? Producer Claude.

Usher. That's confessions for Friday Jam. Sorry, we're in our Hamilton studio. The mic went flaccid. My mic went floppy on me. That has never happened to me before. Honestly, I promise. Yeah, that's what they all say.

Oh, I was meant to talk about this, wasn't I? Yeah, it's your turn to talk. Talk amongst yourselves for a second. Yeah, absolutely. Look, if you want to come down and see us, Friday Okie Live is going down at the bank in Hamilton. You can get there any time from 7 o'clock. The first prize is $500 if you can sing your heart out.

Expertly done, Bree. Thank you. Right now I'd like to talk about the hottest toys of 2022. For children, okay, Bree, calm down. Okay. Toys for children. I was gonna say, well am I gonna be interested in this? You might and that's what I'm interested to know because this list has been

released by the warehouse in the run up to Christmas. It tells you what's hot when it comes to gifts. But what this also does is let you know how out of touch you are with the youth. Because if you don't know half of these toys, then it turns out you don't know what the kids are into. You don't have your

finger on the pulse. Speaking of toys, just before you get into the list, did you guys see, because obviously the Waterbomb Realm, remember when they released that thing where you plug the whole thing onto the hose and it like... It fills up 50 balloons at once. Yeah, they were amazing

but have you seen the latest thing in water balloons? What? Because obviously, you know, water balloons not good for the environment. No, and that rapid filling thing was the worst thing for the environment ever because you pop the balloons and then you throw the nozzle thing in the bin as well. Extra plastic. Well, these are

magnetic connected water balloons, so they're reusable water balloons. Eh? So there's two sides, and there's a magnetic piece on each side, and then they stick together. That is genius. And then so you throw it, and it pops, but then you can reuse them. That's brilliant.

I know. I just saw it the other day on TikTok. Okay, we need to get some of those. These are the top 10 toys for kids this Christmas. Brie, I want you to tell me if you know what these are. Okay. Okay, we'll start at number 10. Furby.

Yep, had one. Yeah, weirdly the Furby and the Tamagotchi, neither of them feature on this list. Do you know what number 10, a Play Studio puzzle is? No idea what that is. Me neither, but it's only $3. Oh, it's cheap. Yeah.

Nice and cheap. You could get a kid that for Christmas and be like, I got you one of the 10 best toys. Is it just a puzzle? Kind of sounds like it. No idea. Number nine, do you know what Zero Smashes Series 5 are? Oh, yeah.

I mean, I don't go anywhere without my Zero Smash. You do not. No idea. The eighth biggest toy this Christmas, Barbie Loves the Planet doll. Well, I know Barbie. It's just a Barbie, right? Yeah. Just a Barbie.

Barbie Loves the Planet. That must be environmentally friendly Barbie. Yeah. It's a little Greta Thunberg Barbie. It's got a yellow raincoat on. It's made out of recyclable plastics. Yeah, the box is made out of banana leaves. Cute.

Yeah, okay. Yeah, the box is made out of banana leaves. Cute. Yeah, okay. Yeah, she smokes cannabis. She's made out of hemp. All right. All that clothes are made out of hemp. All right. Number seven, Hot Wheels skate fingerboards. They're back.

Are they back? They're back. We called them tech decks. Tech decks were awesome. Well, not really because you kind of couldn't really do much. Some people could. Kick flips. Yeah.

Do you remember? Oh, you can get little finger skate shoes for them now. That is sick. Do you remember going off the back of tech decks? Do you remember the finger BMXs? Yes. Yeah. They were pretty cool.

On the back of Bob Burnquist PlayStation game, the BMX PlayStation game. Such a good game. Shit, we're old. Number six, Play Studio wooden toys. No idea. Never heard of it. Play Studio's got a few on there. Number five, I hope I'm saying this right, Legio.

Legio? L-E-G-O. It's the cheap version of Lego. No, it's Lego. Oh, it's Lego. It's Lego. Still the fifth biggest toy. What's the cheap version of Lego. No, it's Lego. Oh, it's Lego. It's Lego. Still the fifth biggest toy. What's the other version of Lego that the kids love?

Technics? Duplo. Duplo. Duplo's for babies, man. It's the bigger version of Lego. I've got two little girls. They love Duplo. A one-year-old and a three-year-old.

Tui, who's three, loves Lego. But the Lego's too small for Maggie. She's only one, so we give her the Duplo. Even she is not dumb enough to get fooled by Duplo. She's like, get this weak shit out of here. She wants the real stuff. She knows she's playing with the baby Lego. Imagine pooing out a Lego.

Ouch. That would hurt, eh? Have you done it, Producer Megan? Have you passed a Lego break before? How big? What colour? So when I Megan? Have you passed a Lego break before? How big? What colour? So when I was younger, I ate a whole, like, person. Okay, okay.

No, that was serious. It was serious. And did you birth that Lego person head first or legs first? Mum took me to the doctor because I said, like, you've swallowed a whole person. And then the doctor was just like, so just watch your feces over the next few days. And did you poo it out? And I pooed it out.

How old were you? I think like six. Did you rescue it or did you flush it down? I flushed it down like I could see the head. But I wasn't sure at the time if it was like corn or oil. Yeah, right. Oh, my God. That's crazy.

Okay, well, tell us if you've swallowed any more of these. Board games are the fourth biggest toy this Christmas. I do. I still love a board game. Third biggest is Play Studio reusable water balloons. No, I called it. They're $16. Yeah, they look so cool.

Cat versus Pickles is the second biggest. Never heard of it. Never heard of it whatsoever. Cat versus Pickles. And the second biggest. Never heard of it. Never heard of it whatsoever. Cat vs. Pickles. And number one, the hottest toy this Christmas. We had someone call us this week and tell us they can't sleep without their... Rabbit. No.

It is very popular amongst my friends. That's an adult toy. Everyone has got one. No, it's a Squishmallow, okay? Oh, what's that? Not the battery-operated toy that you're talking about, Brie. Jesus Christ. Brie and Clint.

Friday Oaky. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment, Friday Oaky. I love Friday Oaky. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Bree and Clint. You've made my Friday again.

Friday Oki! New Zealand's favourite, favourite, favourite radio singing game where Bree and I go head-to-head singing songs. We do spend time with a professional, an actual audio engineer, who does the best he can to make us sound the best we can. Exactly. And just to keep in mind, this is us actually trying. Yeah, some people go, oh, come on, surely you...

This is not you guys trying. No, it is us trying. We promise. Every time we are putting in 100%. We really are, for you guys. We're actually fiercely competitive, and we do not want to lose this thing. No. Which is why I don't understand why you chose this song this week

Bree. So can you please explain your song choice of La Rue Bulletproof. I just think it's a fantastic song. It's a bit of fun and I love the band. I love the song that this album comes from and I think it'll be a bit of fun.

Okay. Well, could be famous last words. What you're about to hear is Bree's take on La Rue Bulletproof. Oh, no. I'll just preface this by saying they're short this week. They're short. They are short. Short and sweet.

Short and sweet. You'll hear Bree's, then you'll hear mine, and then you, listener, friend, will have the opportunity to pick the winner of Friday Oaky this week. So hear us out if you can stand it, and then we'll take your votes. Here it comes. This is Breeze La Rue. Good luck, mate.

Good luck. Thank you, mate. Thank you, mate. Been there, done that, messed around I'm having fun, don't put me down I'll never let you sweep me off my feet I won't let you in again The messages I tried to send My information's just not going in

I'm burning bridges shore to shore I break away from something more I'm not turned on to love until it's cheap. Been there, done that, messed around. I'm having fun, don't put me down. I'll never let you sweep me off my feet. This time, baby, I'll be bulletproof. This time, baby, I'll be bulletproof.

I'm pretty happy with that. A little bit pitchy in some places, but not bad for me. I think you should be happy with that. Now, I don't say this lightly. Not only am I willing to hand you the victory this afternoon in return for not playing my song. You know that's not the game. And declare you a 5-0 champion. It's not the game.

I'm willing to offer you $100 of my own money to not play my version of La Rue Bulletproof this afternoon. Let me see the money. Sweet. Okay, now play the song. No. No deal. You want to pocket that cash?

This song never sees the light of day. Mate, I am a competitor, and I know the people want to hear it, and we've got to play it. That's the rules of Friday Oaky. There's no backing out. That's it. Press play. Good luck. Okay, here it comes everybody. This is my attempt at LaRue Bulletproof for Friday Oaky.

Let's go. Come on, mate. I'm sorry in advance. Again, that's all I can say is. Mate, I had a shocker last week, so you're good to go. I gave it my all. I'm going 100% on this, by the way. And if you don't like it, you can complain to Bree.

Been there, done that, messed around. I'm having fun. Don't put me down. I'll never let you sweep me off my feet. Ouch. I won't let you in again. The message is I've tried to send. My information is just not going in. I'm burning

bridges shore to shore. I'll break away from something more. I'm burning bridges shore to shore. I'll break away from something more. I'm not done to love until it's cheap. Been there, done that, messed around. I'm having fun. Don't put me down.

I'll never let you sweep me off my feet. Here comes the good bit. This time, baby, I'll be bulletproof. This time, baby, I'll be bulletproof. This time, baby, I'll be bulletproof. I think that was pretty good.

I don't know what you were worried about. That was great. I tried it. I tried it. I tried it. Because everyone, every time we do one like that and it comes out like that, people text and they say,

why didn't you drop the key? First of all, we don't know what a key is. I have no idea what a key is. Second of all, we tried it and I tried coming down like a couple of octaves.

It just sounded. So was, I don't know, understand this really. Was I higher than you? Was I the same... I think you can sing in a higher... I think you can sing in a higher key than me.

Right, just naturally. Yeah, and I tried to sing up there with you. Gotcha. I think maybe we're slowly learning something about singing. Not how to sing, but how singing works. There's like different pitches and keys or something. I don't know. Either way, somebody has to win Friday Oaky this week.

I'm due for a win. You won 4-1 last week. No, that was you. You won sexy chick, 4-1 to you. Oh, did I? Yes, you did. I don't feel so bad about this LaRue then. Oh, we're all good then.

0800 dials at M. Can we get five votes on the phone to decide the winner of Friday Oki this week? Yeah, let's do it. If you want to have your say, call now. 0800 dials at M. Bree and Clint. And we're in the midst of Friday Oki. Friday Oki.

The song is LaRue Bulletproof. What an absolute tune and we butchered it. Bree's Bulletproof sounded like this. This time, baby, I'll be bulletproof. And my Bulletproof sounded like this. This time, baby, I'll be bulletproof. Clint, actually, this is a bit of an HR issue, but you got me to twist your... the old...

My gonads. The old gonads for that one. And I obliged. It was your suggestion, actually. It was, yeah. The feedback is pouring in on the text machine. Someone said, I haven't had a headache in ages. So thanks for that, Clint.

We apologise. Someone said, because I offered you $100 to not have to pay that. I'm not that type of person. I don't take bribes. Well, not that small anyway. Clint should have to pay us $100 each for making us listen to that. There's actually one text here from someone who sounds like they know what they're talking about, who said, Clint, you were actually less pitchy than Bree in that rendition.

I probably agree. Really? I think my first part was strong, though. Yeah? My chorus was pitchy. You reckon your chorus was really down? Yeah. Okay.

Well, five New Zealanders will decide the winner of Friday Oki this afternoon. Let's go to our first one. Mia is here. Hi, Mia. G'day, Mia. Mia, are you with us? Oh, we've lost Mia. Oh, no.

That's okay. Let's go to Jess this afternoon. Jess, are you there? Hey, Clint. Yes, I am here. G'day, Jess. Mate, give us your feedback and then tell us who you're voting for. Well, I will say I'll give it to you both because you did a great job on a really hard song,

but I've got to give it to Clint because I've never heard a male sing that rendition in that way, so sorry. That's okay, Jess. I'll take my points. Thank you very much, Jess. Let's go on to Matt. Hi, Matt. G'day, Matt. Hey, mate. Hey, Matt.

How are you? What's your thoughts on Friday Oaky this week? You should have been offering Bree more money because we shouldn't have had to listen to that. Matt. Out of interest, how much money would have saved New Zealand from having to listen to that, Bree? $500 would have been good.

$500? Yep. I don't take bribes unless they're big. You think I should have paid it, Matt? Yeah, 100%, mate. Okay, and I assume you're voting for Bree. That would be a solid vote for Bree, mate. Thank you, Matty. I appreciate you%, mate. Okay, and I assume you're voting for Brie. That would be a solid vote for Brie, mate. Okay.

Thank you, Matty. I appreciate you, mate. Let's crack on and go to... Jack. Jack. Afternoon, Jack. G'day, Jack. Hey, guys.

Can you hear me? We can hear you. Who are you voting for on Friday Oki this afternoon, and why? This is coming from a person that cannot sing whatsoever, okay? Brie, you were amazing, but not amazing enough. And Clint wasn't good, but he was better than you. Wow. All right, Jack.

Wow. All right, mate. I'm not even sure I completely understand, but can I confirm you're voting for me? I am indeed. This one's for Clint, guys. Okay. All right, thanks, Jack.

Have a good weekend. I appreciate it. Take the vote and we'll go on to Kelly. Kelly could decide this here this afternoon, Brie. She could. She could. The power is in her hands. Hello.

Hello. G'day, Kelly. We can hear you. How are you voting for Friday Oaky this afternoon? Wow. Again, I think you both did really well, but I'm giving my vote to Clunch as well because I reckon you rocked the beginning of it. And we were in the car and we were bopping away

and I reckon you nailed it. Kelly, I really appreciate that. And you've just saved me. Well, I saved myself by you not taking the money. I just saved $100. I was going to shell out $100 not to have to play that. And it was the winning song. No regrets. It was good.

It was good. I enjoyed it. Thank you so much, Kelly. I really appreciate it. This time, baby, I'll be bulletproof. I think that was pretty good. As we learn more about key and pitch,

maybe that is my key, Brie. Could be. Maybe that's my vocal range. Yeah, it could be where you sit. I don't think I have one. Maybe I need to choose a Gin Wigmore song for us to sing next week. Oh, no, no. Brie and Clint.

And that's new Megan Trainor. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, here we go. Your birthdays. What was number one on your 16th? Well, we'll find that out and then we'll play our favourite one out in full.

Who have we got up first, Bree? Let's go to Brenda. G'day, Brenda. G'day, guys. How are you? Good, mate. How are you? How's your week been?

Yeah, week's been pretty busy. Looking forward to the weekend for sure. Oh, you and me both, Brenda. You and me both. Well, let's start the weekend off with your birthday banger. What's your birthday? The 12th of the 8th of 1969. Nice, Brenda.

Nice, Brenda. Nice, Brenda. You were 16 in 1985, and on the 12th of August in 85, this was number one. Bit of dead or alive, you spin me round. What do you think, Brenda? Oh, that's an old classic banger, isn't it? I'll say.

I don't mind it. From back in the day. I don't mind it. Wait there, Brenda. Good song. We're going to go to, who are we going to go to next, Bree? We're going to go to Mike. G'day, Mike.

G'day, Fano. How's things? G'day, Mike. Good to have you on Birthday Banger. How's your week been? Oh, I have had a stunning working holiday in Middlemarch. Oh, lovely. That sounds divine, Mike.

Middlemarch. I hear Middlemarch is lovely at this time of year. Brady's like, where's Middlemarch? But hey, it's all good. I was like, I thought you said Middle Earth. And I was like, that sounds fun. I love Hobbiton. Mike, what's your birthday?

We'll do your Birthday Banger. 10th of November, 1984. All right, Mike, that means you were 16 in the year 2000. And here it is, your birthday banger. Oh, banger. Chune. Cheers, Chune. Bit of spiller, groove jet.

What do you think, Mike? It just makes me feel really old. Yeah, but you're from a good era, June. Bit of spiller, groove jet. What do you think, Mike? It just makes me feel really old. Yeah, but you're from a good era, Mike. That's a great tune. It was a great time for dance music. It's got Sophie Ellis Bixter on it. She's an absolute babe. You should be happy.

It's a good one. Oh, definitely. Yeah, good. Okay, thank you, Mike. We'll do one more birthday banger. But I wonder who that's for, Bree. That is for Bria. G'day, Bria.

Briar? Hi. I'm going to say Briar. Yeah. Yeah, nice, Briar. Bria. Bria. Hey, I automatically go to because it's spelt like my name.

Oh, so you're just thinking of yourself, are you? Yeah. It's not all about you, okay? It's about Bria. I mean, Briar. Sorry, Briar. It's all right. Hey, Briar, let's get on with it. What's your birthday, okay? It's about Bria. I mean, Briar. Sorry, Briar. It's all right. Hey, Briar, let's get on with it. What's your birthday, babe? 19th

of October, 1993. All right, that means you were 16 in the year 2009. Let me take you back to your 16th birthday, because this was number one. Banger, Kesha, and TikTok. Do you find tonight. Banger, Kasia and TikTok. Do you find it weird that TikTok... She preempted TikTok?

But she spelt it the way that the app is spelt as well. She did too. Yeah, so surely the app... That's weird. ...ow her some money. Because she came up with the spelling T-I-K-T-O-K. And then they just totally ripped her off. Yeah, buz Yeah, Buzzy.

Buzzy. You like your birthday banger? Briar? Briar? Yeah, it's pretty good. It's pretty good. Okay, wait there. We've got a hard decision to make.

It's not actually a hard decision for me. I think it's really easy. I think there's an absolute standout in Spiller, Groove Jet. Yeah, I do love that song. Let's go with Mike. Mike, you're the winner today, mate. Mike, you've just won Birthday Banger. Congratulations.

Was that me? That's you, mate. Oh, outstanding. From the ZM headquarters in Hamilton today all the way to Middlemarch for Mike. Here's a Birthday Banger from 2001. Brian Clint. Brian Clint. Brian Clint.

The Hot Springs Spas T20 Black Clash in association with Heartland is back at Hagley Oval in Christchurch this January where Team Cricket, featuring a bunch of iconic Kiwi cricketers, will take on Team Rugby, stacked with former and current All Blacks. And joining us in the studio is former Wallaby, former Bachelor and current Undie model Nick Honeybadger-Cummins. Welcome in the studio is former Wallaby, former bachelor and current undie model, Nick Honeybadger Cummins. Welcome to the studio. G'day Cobber, good to have you in here.

We've doubled our Australian quota on the show in one fell swoop. And it's crazy because Nick and I are actually cousins. He just learnt that actually. That was a curveball, but yeah, righto. Did you grow up on the same apple orchard as Bree did in country Queensland? Well, yeah, fill me in. Yeah, mate, I'm from country Queensland. Didn't wear

shoes till I was about six, you know. Oh, you must be then. Grew up on the land. You're here because you're going to be playing in the Black Clash this summer. You're a rugby player. What are you doing on team cricket? Flammo apparently is not playing this time around. So they needed to bolster the numbers

to fill that void. Then they couldn't find someone to do that so then they called me. And so now I'm stepping up. I'm in the nets on Tuesday next week just getting the chassis just working it all out. Lubing up the joints.

The shazzy? I've got a dad bod at the moment. Right, okay. Because I'm a new dad. How are you finding being a dad? Mate, it's bloody awesome. I held it off for so long and I was actually scared of it. I was thinking it's going to change my way of life so much that I had so much freedom.

But now having this youngster, it's stopped all that, but it's made my life way more meaningful and better. I love that for you. You're a bit of a rat up a drain pipe when it comes to the rugby field. Where do your strengths lie, do you think, in the game of cricket? Boosting morale for the boys. You know, that's probably, it could be in there. I'll do my best.

I'll run around. I'll field. I'll take the weight where I can, but I'm pretty sure I'm putting more weight on the boys than I'll be taking off. Absolutely. Where do you bet? I'm straight.

No, no, what number in the lineup? I guess maybe a better question is do you bet? Well, yeah. Technically batting for both teams in this game, technically. Who do you think is going to be going off like a straight cat in a bag? Yeah, well, there's a couple there. I mean, Izzy's got no doubt it would be good to throw a spanner in the works and maybe like an ankle tap or something when he's

halfway through. Jordy Barrett and Will Jordan are actually bloody good cricketers. Absolutely. And current All Blacks as well. And apparently good looking. Well, apparently I've heard the same thing, yeah. They're like octopuses in a barber shop I heard last game. How many more of these have you got up your sleeve?

This is how I talk normally. I don't know what you're talking about. You're up against former All Black captain Richie McCaw. Are you thinking of putting in any, like, barbs beforehand in the DMs or on the cricket pitch? Like, maybe like, Hey, Richie, you're actually not that good at rugby. You only won two World Cups, you loser.

He's a weapon in many fields on this earth. He's done a lot of good things. However, I feel that it's on the day, anything, anything. Anything goes. Oh, look, if you get in their ear early. Final question. The whole thing is brought to you by Hot Spring Spas. When you enter a spa pool, are you full nudie, are you board shorts,

or are you speedos? Oh, no, starkers. Full nudie. Absolutely. In the spa pool. You've got to get those bubbles around the ball bags. A bit of friction around there can really get things moving and put a bit of pep in your step.

Great for fertility. Yeah, when you part the bridges and the gates, often things can shoot out and float. There's often floaties and various other things, but that means it's no longer there. So you've actually cleaned out. You're clearing the line. Even I had no idea as an Aussie what you just said in any of that.

But it sounded like a good time. He's not in commentary. He's on the field playing in the T20 Black Clash thanks to Hot Springs Bars this summer. Nick Honeybadger coming. We're really looking forward to it, man. Good on you guys. Thanks, Ape.

I'll see you there. I'm coming down. Brian Clint. Please be upstanding for one of the finest drag queens New Zealand has ever produced. It's Anita Wiglet. Hello. She's back with a vengeance, baby.

Here she is. Anita, I'm sitting down, but I promise you I'm also standing up. Oh, we've got so much in common. Hey, you've got big news, don't you? I do. I'm pregnant. Wow, I have so many questions if that is the case. And the father is Justin Trudeau, apparently.

Amazing. That's why you're going to Canada? And that's why we call him Daddy as well. Yeah. Yeah, I thought so. Yes! I've been in Canada filming Drag Race Canada vs. The World.

This is such exciting news for you, especially because you did pretty average on Drag Race Down Under. Don't sugarcoat it, Brie. Don't you dare speak the truth, Brie. Now, this is so

exciting, and to see you get a second Sucker the Now, this is so exciting. And to see you get a second Sucker the Sauce bottle on versus the world is really exciting. What I want to know, obviously, your iconic character that you did in Snatch Game, Queen Elizabeth, are we going to see just as an iconic character in this season? Well, that would be telling. And probably my NDA, or whatever I'm going to say, probably doesn't allow me to say that.

Let's just say that I've done someone that we will all recognise. I know who it is. I know who it is. It's Jacinda. It's Jacinda. Surely it's Jacinda. Oh, my God, I so hope so. Oh, my God.

I can't say anything. But I reckon that would have been a good one. I reckon I actually physically look anything, but I reckon that would have been a good one. I reckon I actually physically look like Judith Collins, so that could have been a good one as well. Telofa. Telofa, yeah, absolutely right. Anita, you're out there representing the world. Do you kind of compare yourself, I don't know,

to like the Black Ferns at the moment? You're out there with the Silver Fern representing us on the world stage. You're like a drag Ruby Tooey. I really am, but way worse at sports. But to be fair, my ball handling skills are excellent, so maybe that's a comparison. I was going to say, your ball skills are up there. I need to know, mate, because I've seen some of the cast

that's been announced alongside you. Iconic Silky Nutmeg Ganache, Victoria Stone is coming back. Who was some of your favourite people that you got to meet? Well, I loved Silky. He was so amazing, such a beautiful person. And the other one that I got on really well with was the Canadian Rita Bagger. So Kida's oldies now. So the Kida Ananita is now Rita Ananita.

So sorry about that. She's been replaced. Surely the Keita Ananida is now Rita Ananida so sorry about that. She's been replaced. Surely Rita Keita Ananida. Yeah, oh no, there's not room for a third. Okay, no, alright, your podcast decision. She doesn't like to share.

No, I really don't. This is big news. When can we see this Canada vs the World and how can we see it as well here in New Zealand? Sure, so TVNZ Plus and it comes out at 3pm

on Saturday. That's amazing. Oh my God, I'm so fizzing for this. TVNZ Plus do a great job of making sure we see all the drag race action so that's excellent. We're very proud of you and we're wishing you the best of luck, Anita. The whole country is behind you. That's Anita Wiglet, everybody.

Yay! Thank you so much. Bye, Anita. I mean, you... Behind me. Yeah, and I mean... Oh, my God. They've just got to come back for everything. Let's be real.

You can't do worse than last time, mate. All right. Very true. Never forget that. Bree and Clint. You and I saw Muraki last night. How talented is that guy? He is such a talented individual.

And if you can, we say go out and see him because he's fantastic. Not to objectify the man, but midway through the set, Brie did turn to me and she goes, Jeez, he's pretty good looking. He's a good looking lad. He is, eh? Yeah, I think he's got a great look about him. Did you know that your sunscreen expires every year?

Did you know that? Yeah, I think I did know that because it goes like a runny kind of. I never get through a whole bottle of sunscreen because I buy those big Cancer Society ones. I never get through it, even though I'm being as pale and pasty as I am. No, I use the bottle. I just keep using it. I didn't realize until like last year that you were meant to buy a new one each year. Yeah, see, I don't know if I knew it expired every year.

Yeah, crazy. I've got a list of other things here that you might not know expired. Did you know that bike helmets expire? What? The safety of a bike helmet diminishes over time. And you're meant to replace them. Does it even say how often you're meant to replace them? Does that mean like things like snowboarding helmets and ski helmets

and stuff would expire too? Yeah. Helmets with that polystyrene padding inside, you're meant to replace them every three to five years. Really? My dad's still using a motorbike helmet from the 1980s. Is a motorbike helmet the same as well, you reckon? Well, I guess it would be. That's a good question. I don't know. But I had

no idea that they expired at all. You wouldn't think that a hard product like that had an expiry date. You're not going to pick up the helmet and go, oh, this one's off. I think it's a good question. I don't know. But I had no idea that they expired at all. You wouldn't think that a hard product like that had an expiry date. You're not going to pick up the helmet and go, oh, this one's off. I think it's a bit off, yeah. Hey, Darl, I've just got to pop down to the shop and get a new helmet. It's expired. Did you know that fire extinguishers expire? Yeah, I knew that one.

Did you? Yeah, because you have to get them checked for, like, safety of the building. And they have to replace them every now and then. So you should get them tested is the thing. To see if it's expired. I'm using the fire extinguisher we found in our first house that we bought. And I've taken that to the second house. And I keep saying to my wife, if there's ever an emergency, the fire extinguisher is in there.

I've got absolutely no idea how old that fire extinguisher is. Have you ever set a fire extinguisher off? Yeah, so much fun, eh? So much fun. Five years is the average lifespan. Five years, okay, that's a fair while. What about lube? Yeah, well, I pictured it would expire.

Did you? Yeah, well, especially the ones that are flavoured with food stuff. Oh, yeah, true, that's a really good point. I guess the more natural your lube, the more likely it is to go off. For that one, read the packet is the suggestion. So they're all different. It'll have an expiry date on it. Because some of the stuff I'm like,

does it really expire? Are you just trying to con me into buying more? More, yeah. Because, I mean, it's already an awkward enough experience to buying it. Do you reckon when self-service checkouts came in, I always think about this, more people were buying certain items because... Intimate objects, intimate items.

Yeah, because you don't have that awkwardness of them... The exchange. ...looking at you and beeping it through the checking thing. Like, ooh, two 12-packs, eh? Big weekend, huh? Yeah. But also a good opportunity to turn to your partner and go, oh, babe, our stuff's about to expire.

We should really, you know, waste not, want not. We should really get on to that. Yeah. Choppy, choppy. I feel like that would always work. That would definitely work. Mascara. Did you know mascara goes off?

All beauty products I know for a fact expire, like shampoo, conditioner, face creams. Yeah. All that stuff expires. And it always has. It's in a little triangle. Yes. I've only learned about this last year.

Yeah, so there's a number and if it says like 20, it'll say 20M and it means 20 months. There's a little symbol of a pottle with the lid open and it means from opening that's how long you've got. Exactly, yeah. Liquid make-ups have a very short lifespan. Powdered make-up can last up to 12 months. That doesn't seem that long. That doesn't seem that long.

It doesn't seem that long. Like, I don't use makeup, like, all that much to be throwing it out and buying new stuff that often. We have to throw a bit of powder on for the odd photo shoot and that sort of thing. You have to? That's the only makeup that I own is, like, some powder. Do you own powder?

And a brush, yeah. I've got a box of Smashbox powder. Oh, I was just about to say, what brand do you use? Ross Boss bought that for me when he started the Edge TV in 2014. I think that might be done. And I'm still using it. I think it might be expired. I'm like eight years on that powder.

Yeah, I think you're just putting literally crumbs on your face now. Eyedrops expire. They can expire within 28 days. And kids' car seats expire as well. Because they're made of foam too. Yeah. I guess the safety-ness of safety-ness. You can tell I have no idea about this stuff.

The safety-ness. The safety rating. Safety rating. Do you reckon airbags expire? In cars? That is such a good question. Because imagine if your airbag went off and it was all crusty inside and it just popped. Not ideal.

Kids' car seats have six years on them. So there you go. Six years. When do kids go out of the car seats? Probably about six years, I think. I was going to say, it'd be interesting if it was seven years and they make you buy another one. Time to head to the shops, I reckon. Grab yourself a helmet, a car seat and some lube

and you're in for a great weekend, New Zealand. Sounds like an interesting time. Keep it fresh. Play. ZM's brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC. Get the full menu delivered to your door with the KFC app.

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