ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 18th November 2024

Episode Date: November 18, 2024

Who fell in love with the neighbour?  Massive UberEats bills.  NZ's most-stolen cars.  It's Opshop season.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Transcript
Discussion (0)
Starting point is 00:00:00 For a few years, in the 1970s, the Mr Asia syndicate made millions. Heroin creates its own market. It acts like a form of play. Until jealousy, betrayal and murder brought it all crashing down. Then he just pulled out a gun, shot her in the back of the head, and then said to Wayne, you're going to help me bury her. This is Mr Asia, A Forgotten History. All episodes now available on iHeartRadio, Apple, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:00:30 The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Bree and Clint. New deals weekly with KFC Supercharged Savings. You want to go to school at 3pm. Stay at 3pm. Bree and Clint are all you can do. ZM'sie. Clint. All the attention. ZM's Brie and Clint. Koda, everybody, and welcome to the Brie and Clint show for a brand new week.
Starting point is 00:00:52 G'day, guys. Happy Monday. How was everyone's weekend? The peak and the pit of your weekend. Go, Producer Ella. You can kick us off. Falling asleep on the couch with a sea view. Is that your peak?
Starting point is 00:01:03 Peak or pit? Oh, that was a peak, baby. Oh, nice. Yeah, nice. And what was your pit? My pit was being a bit sick. Oh, yeah, okay. That's good. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:01:12 Made it snappy. I like it. Producer Claudia, hit us. I think my peak last night, I went to 21 Pilots, and they were actually insanely good. What? Really, really good. They've been off the top 40 radar for a while, but they're so talented.
Starting point is 00:01:25 I think I'm their number one fan now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have that when I go to shows sometimes. I'm like, is Fall Out Boy the greatest band in the world? Yeah, yeah. Short answer, yes. I suppose I'm just tired. That's it.
Starting point is 00:01:37 Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, fair enough. My peak was probably going to a birthday party to find chickens at a bar. That was pretty fun. Chickens at a bar? Yeah, it's called Chicken and two people get selected to be the chickens and they get sent off and they have to pick a bar within a certain radius and then the rest of us have to find them as a collective.
Starting point is 00:02:00 Oh, my God. But anyway, my peak was I just turned up once they'd been found. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't have to do any of the work. Good strategy. And then the pit was probably the Mike Tyson and Jake Paul fight. That was pretty bloody disappointing. Wasn't it pathetic?
Starting point is 00:02:19 The women's fight beforehand was one of the best boxing matches I've ever seen and then followed by that stinker. Terrible. What about you? I don't remember the weekend. Oh, wow. Someone was out? Someone got that crazy.
Starting point is 00:02:32 Is that your peak or your pit? I just don't really remember what happened. Did you get that lit? No, didn't get lit at all. You were very lit. No, no, no. Very wholesome weekend, actually. Oh, my gosh, Clint.
Starting point is 00:02:42 Let's go for a round of tradie versus lady. We got 100 points in the Lady column. We have 94 points in the Tradie column. And we've got a few weeks left of Tradie vs. Lady for the year. We sure do. And we need you to play with us. 0800 DIALZM. 50 bucks up for grabs if you win the game.
Starting point is 00:03:00 Bree and Clint. It's Tradie vs. Lady. Three, two, one, let's right. We've got them both here, the tradies and the ladies. And we keep score. The ladies on 100 wins for the year. The tradies on 94. Our lady's calling from Christchurch. She's 49 and she's an ECE teacher. Welcome to the show. It's Lisa. Hi, Lisa. Hi, how are you doing? So what age group is that exactly? Early childhood? So it's under fives, but I'm in the three to five year old group. Oh yeah, they're way more fun than those snotty ones and twos, eh Lisa? For me, absolutely. Who are your favourites, Lisa, just between us? The threes, the fours or the fives?
Starting point is 00:03:48 Definitely the four to fives. They've just got a little bit more personality and they have a little bit more to say, yeah. And not as many tantrums. And most of them can take themselves to the toilet. Yeah, well, that's a good part too. Fair enough. Okay, you're taking on our tradie today from Auckland,
Starting point is 00:04:02 the 33, and they love hiking. Welcome to the show, Alex. Hi, you're taking on our tradie today from Auckland, the 33, and they love hiking. Welcome to the show, Alex. Hi, Alex. Hello. What's the most impressive hike you've ever done, Alex? I did one last year called Restart. That was probably my favourite. Restart?
Starting point is 00:04:17 How long are we talking? It was four days. Oh, absolutely not. I'd rather eat tacks, but I mean proud of you. Good for you. Four days, and that's all you do is you walk. Alex, your buzzer is tradie. Lisa, yours is lady.
Starting point is 00:04:32 The first to three wins, tradie versus lady. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. 58-year-old Mike Tyson took on YouTuber Jake Paul in an eight-round boxing match on the weekend. Who won? Lady. Yes, Lisa just got in there. It would be Jake Paul. It would be Jake Paul in an eight-round boxing match on the weekend. Who won? Lady.
Starting point is 00:04:45 Yes, Lisa, just got in there. It would be Jake Paul. It would be Jake Paul. It was Jake Paul. Wasn't even really a fight, to be honest. No. Didn't even look like it could go the other way. All right, one to the ladies.
Starting point is 00:04:57 Question number two. How many are there in a baker's dozen? Lady. Lady just got in. Thirteen. Thirteen. Thirteen Lady just got in. 13. 13. 13 is on the money. She started strong.
Starting point is 00:05:09 I feel like Alex is right there, just missing out on the buzzer. You need this one to stay in it, Alex. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. I'm going to go Alex. Ed Sheeran. Ed Sheeran's correct. It's, of course, Ed Sheeran. Ed Sheeran's correct. It's, of course, Ed Sheeran.
Starting point is 00:05:26 Well done. Here comes question number four. The Hickoy is making its way to Parliament. What is the name of the building in which the New Zealand Prime Minister works? Yes, Lisa. The Beehive. She's got it. She's a lady.
Starting point is 00:05:41 Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Those kids are going to be well taught because that was quite a masterclass to hear this afternoon. Lisa, well done. Congratulations. Oh, my. It was good, wasn't it? All right, very good.
Starting point is 00:05:54 Another win for the ladies. They move to 101 and Lisa gets $50 cash. Trading First Ladies back at 3 o'clock tomorrow. Bree and Clint. Who wants a feel-good story for a Monday? Yeah, me. A bit of a pick-me-up. Me, me, me.
Starting point is 00:06:08 Yeah, everyone wants a feel-good for a Monday. I saw this on oneroof.co.nz where they were talking about these two people who live in Mount Eden in Auckland and they're both going to sell their houses. They live right near each other, right next to each other. Because of the Coldplay concerts. Well, they're over it. They're just over to sell their houses. They live right near each other, right next to each other. Because of the Coldplay concerts. Well, they're over it. They're just over the bloody music. No, that's not the reason at all.
Starting point is 00:06:30 They said, we never realised buying next to a stadium meant there would be events in our neighbourhood. It's just wild how loud it is. Who put the stadium here 100 years ago? Who would have thought 56,000 people make quite a bit of noise? No, it's not about that. It's the cutest story ever. So these two people are neighbours, right, and they both,
Starting point is 00:06:53 they'd known each other for quite a long time and they'd see each other walking the dog and they'd just do the neighbour thing with it, say hello. Yeah. And then eventually the guy, his wife passed away sadly in 2020. And then ever since then they would hang out more and they became friends and then they realised they had a heap in common and then they started dating. Oh, my God. And they always joke how it's super convenient because, I mean,
Starting point is 00:07:22 they don't have to drive to one another's house for a sleepover no they don't have to catch an uber like they're right there we had neighbors who we were super close with I mean we weren't dating but we just kicked a hole in the fence so you could just go back and forth it's great then go out onto the street just go straight through yeah the walk of shame is really short because it's just across the street or across the way. But it's so cute. So they've fallen in love and then now they've decided they're going to both sell their houses because they're bigger houses, like family homes. And all their kids are grown up and living overseas and doing their own thing.
Starting point is 00:07:59 So they're going to sell their houses and move into one house together. Oh my God, they're going to be absolutely minted. Isn't that the sweetest story in the world? They're each going to sell their existing houses and then go halves in one house. In a townhouse, apparently. Oh, my God. They're going to be so rich. And then they can just go travelling.
Starting point is 00:08:17 And in love and happy, but also stacked. Why is that the only thing you think about? Because they're combining assets. They are consolidating assets. How romantic. Yeah, exactly right. I wonder if they'll go, well, actually, my house had a larger capital gain than your house. So actually... God, you really know how to talk to a woman, eh? Yep. I think the plan is they obviously both wanted to downsize and so they're downsizing together and then they're going to get a smaller place that's easier to look after
Starting point is 00:08:52 and then go travelling. Yeah, win-win. Yeah. Yeah. It's so cute, falling in love with the neighbour. Yeah. I'm just thinking about my neighbours and if there's any chance. Oh, yeah, good idea.
Starting point is 00:09:04 I mean, I am in a committed, like, happy relationship, but I'm just. Oh, no, it's always good to, you know. Nah, everyone's in relationships around me. Keep your options open. Yeah. You're literally, quite literally hedging your bets. Yeah, you literally are. I mean, I feel like it's a bad idea, though.
Starting point is 00:09:19 To date the neighbour? Because what if it goes bad? You have to live next to them. Yeah. Nothing worse than having beef with the neighbour. Exactly. What do they say? Don't beep where you eat.
Starting point is 00:09:30 Yep. Literally don't do it next door either. Don't do it next door either. Yeah, yeah. Too close. I want to, it might be a little bit of a needle in a haystack, but I wonder if anyone listening right now knows someone who this happened to where you know someone who fell in love with the neighbour.
Starting point is 00:09:45 Yeah. Like a relationship started. And what are we saying neighbors it can be the same street cross the street cross the street couple of houses down that's neighbors yeah that's neighbors like where it's in the vicinity of your apartment in the same block yep neighbors yep yeah yeah did you fall in love with your neighbor did mom fall fall in love with the neighbour? Did dad run off with the neighbour? Bree and Clint. Oh, get ready for some cute stories. Feel good ones. Talking about a couple who live in Auckland in Mount Eden.
Starting point is 00:10:16 They were neighbours. Different circumstances in their lives. When they first met, they didn't get together. But later on, eventually, it turned into a romance. Now they're both selling up their houses, downsizing into one house together. And then they're off to see the world. You see romance. I see financial savviness in that situation.
Starting point is 00:10:39 You know? Why pay two sets of rates? You know? You guys only need one water supply. You're probably sharing a bathroom these days anyway, so, you know. God, I can just see the next one. Consolidate. God, the plot line for the next rom-com is writing itself, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:10:56 Consolidated love. Consuela, consolidate. Let's talk to some people who fell in love with the neighbour. Hello, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. Was it you that fell in love with the neighbour. Hello, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. Was it you that fell in love with the neighbour? I think it was me who fell first.
Starting point is 00:11:11 The story actually starts on Tinder. Okay. And we matched. We had a chat. And then I added him on Snapchat. And we realised that we both have mutuals. And that the mutuals that I have with him lived with him. And then we realised that we actually live on the same block.
Starting point is 00:11:32 What? When I went and met him for the first time, I actually walked to his house. That's crazy. We got there, we hit it off instantly. And then from there, we have just been in a relationship for about one and a half years, and we moved into the end of our relationship. Oh, congratulations.
Starting point is 00:11:51 Are you sure, Anonymous, you didn't have your Tinder radius set to 100 metres? I honestly am surprised that I didn't in this situation. Yeah, yeah, you could have. Yeah, Anonymous, were you like, I refuse to walk anywhere past 500 metres from my house. I will not Uber for my dates. I will not do it.
Starting point is 00:12:09 Has to be within this radius. This person wants to be anonymous too. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hello, I don't think mine's as cute, but same kind of story. Okay. I just got, so I was in a flat full of boys, and next door was a flat full of more boys.
Starting point is 00:12:24 Yeah. And got a little bit drunk one night and ended up with one of those boys. Okay. And so it was just walk up the driveway with a pillow and then back down to the other driveway. Nice. And six and a half years later,
Starting point is 00:12:38 we are still very much together. Oh, that is cute, anonymous. I think that's adorable. Are you still living next door? No, we're still living in the same house, but the amount of stick that we got is cute, Anonymous. I think that's adorable. Are you still living next door? No, we're living in the same house, but the amount of stick that we got is like we're all 20, 21-year-old uni students, little boys. Yeah, it wore off after a while, but that stick lasted.
Starting point is 00:12:57 That would have been a rough walk of shame with the pillow under your arm, Anonymous. I can see what you mean. Yeah. Hey, you can't fight true love. It'll always prevail, Anonymous. Yeah, exactly right. Michael's called up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, you can't fight true love. It'll always prevail or none of us. Yeah, exactly right. Michael's called up.
Starting point is 00:13:08 G'day, Michael. Hello, Michael. How you doing? We're good. Thank you. Now, you fell in love at a neighbour's street party. Is that right? Yeah, it did.
Starting point is 00:13:18 I met my partner. We used to have a real tight-knit street where we used to all drink together and have fun together. Yeah. Cool. I met Shona. She lived about three doors up from me. And we sort of got together and we moved in pretty quick and combined our families.
Starting point is 00:13:36 And now we just live on the outskirts of town on a little farm and we're getting married two days after Christmas. See, that is the plot line to a rom-com. That's consolidated love. I'm telling you, they both sold their properties. We're not calling it consolidated love. They managed to combine equity and they had enough money to move to an entire frickin' farm. Are you kidding me? That's so good.
Starting point is 00:13:56 Michael, very, very cute story. They doubled their buying power. They're all cute except some are scandalous. Listen to this. As a child, we had a neighbour who lost her husband. Her next-door neighbour started doing odd jobs for her around the house. Eventually, he moved in while his wife continued living next door. Awkward or what?
Starting point is 00:14:17 Oh, my God. That's horrible. He's like, I'm just going over to help Jill. She's lost her husband. She doesn't have anybody to hang her picture hooks. The wife would have been like, oh, that's so kind. Oh, that's so sweet. My husband's so good. Oh, he's been working there
Starting point is 00:14:29 all night. He hasn't come home. And then you move in. Yeah. That's really sucks. Talk about rubbing someone's nose in there. Ah, well. Rough times. Love doesn't discriminate, I guess. Neighbourly love. Yeah, hop the fence. Go on, guys, hop the fence.
Starting point is 00:14:45 What did you want to call our movie? Consolidated Love. We're not calling it that. That's what we should call it. No, we need to brainstorm the name. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Starting point is 00:15:01 Dean, the Wicked movie comes out, I believe, on Thursday, 21st of November. Everyone is gearing up for it. But now all these stories are flying around about who else auditioned for the role of Glinda other than Ariana Grande. Oh, it's funny because you can't even imagine anyone else in the role now. We haven't even seen it. But let me say there's some of the superstars that really wanted
Starting point is 00:15:23 to get their hands on that script. So Renee Rapp, who I am obsessed even seen it. But let me see if there's some of the superstars that really wanted to get their hands on that script. So Renee Rapp, who I am obsessed with, absolutely, because she revealed that she actually did audition for the role of Glinda. Pretty tough going up against Ariana Grande. Yeah, Dean, she played Regina George in the musical adaptation of Mean Girls, didn't she? Yes, she did.
Starting point is 00:15:43 And look, speaking of Mean Girls, didn't she? Yes, she did. And look, speaking of Mean Girls, Amanda Seyfried apparently also auditioned for Glinda. I can't imagine her in that role at all, to be honest. Yeah. But yes, she auditioned. I also heard that Dove Cameron, do I say it right, Dove Cameron, Taylor Louderman auditioned as well. And, of course, I've even heard that Nick Jonas and Joe Jonas actually auditioned for different roles in theed as well and of course I've even heard
Starting point is 00:16:05 that Nick Jonas and Joe Jonas actually auditioned for different roles in the movie as well so you know like it was a coveted movie
Starting point is 00:16:12 and everyone a hot spot to be in a movie like that so I just think that it was so I mean Cynthia Erivo
Starting point is 00:16:17 and Ariana Grande iconic the Joe Bros would have been good there would have been good roles in the movie for them but Brie and I
Starting point is 00:16:23 have seen this film it's out here in New Zealand this week. It is phenomenal. And I feel like everybody that they cast nailed their part. Yeah, I feel like the people they cast, they did a great job. Yeah. Like, the casting's right.
Starting point is 00:16:36 Yeah, totally. It's spot on. Yeah, and Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo carry the film. They're the perfect stars for it. They stand out. You're going to love it. If you love Wicked or you just love a big like musical film done well
Starting point is 00:16:48 because there are bad ones, this one is good. It's a really good one, yeah. Yeah, you'll like this one. Brian Clint. How long ago now since Donald Trump went back in? When was that? A week ago? Two weeks ago. He doesn't go in until January but he won it, yeah, about two weeks ago. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:04 Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, there's news out today about the US Vice President Kamala Harris and how much her campaign shelled out on Uber Eats and DoorDash since the month of July. Got them to spread it around, you know. Don't give it all to Uber Eats. Don't give it all to DoorDash. Well, I guess depending on where they were in America. Do you reckon she's got someone on her team shopping around for deals?
Starting point is 00:17:29 She's like, hmm. But you know how, well, not really so much in New Zealand, but like in Sydney there's multiple companies and depending on what areas. I think we've got multiple now in parts of New Zealand. I think in Auckland you can Uber Eats it, you can DoorDash it, and you can – what's the other one? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:17:51 What's the other one you can get? I don't know. Kangaroo it? Like DeliverEasy or something? DeliverEasy. DeliverEasy. Milk Run. Well, that's just kind of groceries.
Starting point is 00:18:01 Just groceries. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, how much do you think her and her team spent on Uber Eats? This is just during the presidential campaign? This is since July. Since July. I don't know. So July. So I don't know how big her team is,
Starting point is 00:18:18 but I imagine they're working bloody hard all day, every day. The last thing they're going to want to do is cook dinner at the end of the day. And they'd be staying late, so they'd be like, oh, we'll just order Uber Eats for everyone so then everyone can stay. Yeah, yeah. And I think it got down to, like, the dying days where, obviously, they were trying everything they could, so they just were ordering food. Yeah, totally, yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:38 The amount they spent, according to this article, $18,711 $18,711 since July I like to think that's all on one person's phone Imagine if it was on one person's account Surely you have an Uber Eats
Starting point is 00:19:00 person on your team You've got someone who's in charge of sorting dinner for everybody The last thing you want to do at the end of the day is going to go, who is going to sort dinner? Who is going to put it on their credit card? Uber Eats person on your team, you know, you've got someone who's in charge of sorting dinner for everybody. The last thing you want to do at the end of the day is going to go, who is going to sort dinner? Who is going to put it on their credit card? You'd have campaign managers who just do those things. Yeah, for sure.
Starting point is 00:19:17 But, I mean, it's hard to know if that's a lot depending on how big that team is. It could be a huge team. Could be a huge team, yeah. I wonder if Uber Eats give out first, second and third for people per country. You give out medals based on who spent the most. Yeah, I don't know. I feel like I've heard JJ Feeney talk about how she would probably take it out. She spent so much in one year on Uber Eats.
Starting point is 00:19:43 Yeah, Rich, coming from you, you had a prolific run on Uber Eats for a while. That was one year. It was one year. It was one great year. It was a good year. It was the year before you had a mortgage. Before I had any responsibilities. Yeah, yeah. Now it's a distant memory for me.
Starting point is 00:19:59 I get Uber Eats, oh, I would say maybe once a fortnight. Oh, yeah. Once a month. Yeah. Once a month-ish. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:09 Yeah. I think I've used Uber Eats about four times in my life. Why? I don't know. It doesn't occur to me. Like, I don't think about it. Oh, you haven't been 11. I know.
Starting point is 00:20:20 I don't think about it. Like, if we're going to have takeaways, it's just ingrained in me. Have you got good stuff on Uber Eats around your area though? I don't know. I don't check. But it's just ingrained in me that if we're going to have takeaways, I'll ring the place, place the order, and then go and get it. You've never sounded older. I know. But it's a nice way to live.
Starting point is 00:20:38 You know, talk to the person. Oh, hey babe, have you got that paper menu from the place down the road? Oh, I love a paper menu in the mail. And then you stick it to the fridge with a magnet and then you can see. You can actually have a look at what you're going to get. Yeah, it's underrated.
Starting point is 00:20:52 Yeah. Bring back paper menus. I'm so sick of going onto Google and then having to go onto, like, Google Images and zoom in on a picture of a menu someone's taken. And then hope that it's still the current menu. Yeah. And then you just never know. Nah, paper menu, please.
Starting point is 00:21:07 We want to know who's got a problem with food delivery services. Who's the person who's racking up a crazy bill? Like, did you go, did you try and buy a house recently? Remember in the news they were saying if you had too much Uber Eats on your bank statement, the bank was going to turn you down for a home loan? Yes, that's right. Yeah. I knew when I had to stop, it was a very distinctive moment for me when I was at a party and everyone
Starting point is 00:21:34 was like, we're hungry, we're hungry. And I ordered a hundred cheeseburgers on Uber Eats for the entire party. You were the Kamala Harris of that party. Yeah, I was like, who? And then they came and I distinctly remember getting these gigantic bags of cheeseburgers and going, you get a cheeseburger and pegging it at people at this
Starting point is 00:21:54 party. That's a pretty epic thing to do at a party though. And everyone was like, we love you! We love you! It was pretty awesome. Worth every penny. I'd do that as my fifth Uber Eats order ever. It was pretty good. I'd do that. Who's got Eats order. Yeah. Ever. It was pretty good. I'd do that. Who's got a problem?
Starting point is 00:22:06 Who can admit to it? Who wants to join our Uber Eats, our DoorDash, our DeliverEasy confession line? Have you got a problem? Did you rack up a huge bill? How much? Bree and Clint. The bill for Kamala Harris' campaign team has been released
Starting point is 00:22:22 and apparently $18,000 was spent on Uber Eats in DoorDash. What do you reckon Kamala Harris' Uber Eats order is? Oh, well, I mean, there's so many different things. So many different things. So many options on Uber Eats in DoorDash these days. Trump's a McDonald's guy. He was in the news today. He was on the plane having McDonald's.
Starting point is 00:22:42 Yeah, he gets a Happy Meal. Yeah. He likes the toy. Yeah. He was having McDonald's on the Trump plane with Elon Musk today. He was on the plane having McDonald's. Yeah, he gets a Happy Meal. Yeah. He likes the toy. Yeah. He was having McDonald's on the Trump plane with Elon Musk today. The toy's so great.
Starting point is 00:22:49 Yeah, yeah. What's Kamala getting? She'd be getting like a... Something fresh, I imagine. Like a sushi. Oh, yeah. She'd be like a big sashimi fan, I reckon.
Starting point is 00:22:58 Oh, you reckon she's in the sashimi? Yeah, chicken sashimi. No, stop going on about chicken sashimi. That's a thing. It's almost definitely not a thing. In Japan, chicken sashimi.
Starting point is 00:23:10 Raw chicken? Yeah. Okay, I'm going to say that the Kamala Harris campaign were risk adverse enough to not feed her up raw chicken sashimi each night on the campaign trail. Probably salmon, eh? But I wasn't there, so I don't know. Probably salmon. Probably salmon. But we're asking you
Starting point is 00:23:28 what is your crazy Uber Eats bill or do you know someone? Do you know someone with a problem with Uber Eats? This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hello, how are you? Good, thanks. This isn't you but you're dobbing in your flatmate, anonymous.
Starting point is 00:23:44 Yes. What's the deal? How much are they getting Uber Eats? So my flatmate, I've probably only seen him cook about eight times and I've lived with him for two years. Wow. And I was quite curious on just like how much he would spend on Uber Eats because the Uber Eats pull up at our house quite a bit.
Starting point is 00:24:03 And he said just on average about $50 per meal. Per meal? Wait, for one person anonymous? Yeah. Wow. And you reckon they're Uber Eatsing every day? Yes, at least every day of the week. I've just done
Starting point is 00:24:19 a quick bit of math and let's say they have some days off. Let's say mum has them over for dinner some nights or they eat at work or something like that. Let's say they have some days off. Let's say mum has them over for dinner some nights or they eat at work or something like that. Let's say they're having Uber Eats 300 out of 365 days a week.
Starting point is 00:24:32 Do you reckon that's fair, Anonymous? Yeah, I think that's fair. That's $15,000 a year on Uber Eats. Oh my God. Yeah, it hurts a little, eh? That's how much.
Starting point is 00:24:43 I can feel that in my uterus. It hurts a lot. You'd want's how much. I can feel that in my uterus. It hurts a lot. You'd want to be... 15 grand. You'd want to be really full. You know, you wouldn't want to still be like, I could go a little bit more for 15 grand.
Starting point is 00:24:55 I feel like I would just eat so unhealthy. Yeah, you would. You know, if all these options are available, I'd be like, oh, get this or get that. Someone else has texted in and they said, my friend Vanessa has a big problem with DeliverEasy. She cannot stop eating it, but she's still kind of skinny. Well, there you go.
Starting point is 00:25:11 Someone else said. They said, I've lived in the country my whole life and there's no Uber Eats out there. We've lived in town now for six weeks and we've had Uber Eats every single weekend. Hey, live it up. Live it up. You deserve it. Someone else said, bruh, Macca's is right across the
Starting point is 00:25:30 road from me, yet I still get an Uber. You do not. Honestly, half the time it's cheap because you get free stuff when you get it delivered. No, you do not. Get out and walk across the road. That's wild. But I also kind of get it. Another text, chicken
Starting point is 00:25:45 sashimi is 100% a thing in Japan. We were served it on our first night in Osaka, having had to order based on pictures only. Oh, so you accidentally ordered chicken sashimi thinking it was fish. Did you eat it and did you chicken sashimi
Starting point is 00:26:02 yourself after eating it? Yeah. Or is it just something about... Or yourself after eating it? Yeah. Or is it just something about... Or is it that fresh? Yeah, is it that fresh? Is the chicken that fresh? You order the chicken shishimi at the Japanese restaurant and you just hear... We've got a special tonight.
Starting point is 00:26:18 It's the chicken shishit yourself. Kerry's here. Hi, Kerry. Hello. You are the complete opposite of what we're talking about. You are an Uber Eats virgin. Honest to God, I am. And I could say I don't know if it's something to be embarrassed about or proud of,
Starting point is 00:26:35 but even some of my teammates at work or have said to me, you know, we'll show you. You just get the app. And I'm just like, there's so many apps. I've just got so many apps. It's pretty overwhelming, isn't it, Kerry? And I just haven't. And I honestly, I don't think I've even been in an Uber with somebody else, but I've never ordered an Uber, never ordered Uber Eats.
Starting point is 00:26:58 So if you have a couple of wines, how do you get home? Do you ring a taxi? I've been in recovery for 14 years. Oh, well, you don't need it. And you know what, Kerry? That probably counts for why you don't get Uber Eats as well, because you're not hung over on your Sunday mornings needing to order in a feed.
Starting point is 00:27:15 Absolutely. I just don't, I mean, if my son and I want to go and get takeaways, which we, you know, he does every sport under the sun and there's three nights a week that we're home late. We'll go in and it's just something,
Starting point is 00:27:31 it's just nice to do it with another person. And it's nice to know your locals. Like, you know, I go to, if we do Japanese, because I live in Devonport, we go to Asahi and we're like, hey, Sue. Yeah, and she's like, you want the regular carry? You want the usual? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it.
Starting point is 00:27:50 The human interaction is nice is what you're saying, Kerry. But hey, look, I don't judge anybody if they do it. I just, I thought I've never... No, I reckon you've put the nail on the head, Kerry. I've never called. Kerry, wait, are you saying, Kerry, you're a first-time caller?
Starting point is 00:28:07 If I'm a virgin first-time caller, Uber eater, whatever you want to label me, that's me. I know, right? Oh, there she is, our first-time caller. Let's go, Kerry. Yeah, baby. We got her on the air. Now we've got to get her in an Uber.
Starting point is 00:28:25 Oh, my God. We should make Kerry order her first Uber when we're there and then she orders Uber Eats while she's in the Uber. Kerry, lovely to talk to you. Congratulations on 14 years. That's bloody awesome to hear. Well done, Kerry. Thank you so much.
Starting point is 00:28:38 Every day. Okay, cheerio. All right, cheerio. See you, Kerry. Brie and Clint. How many? How many? How many?
Starting point is 00:28:44 How many? That's a good amount All right, cheerio. See you, Kerry. Brie and Clint. How many? How many? How many? How many? That's a good amount. This is How Many. It's a game our producer Ella invented where you want to have the most of something to win the game. Right, Ella? Correct. So we get someone to call up, and they're trying to get the most out of today's topic, and they get to choose, based on the knowledge they know around Brie, Clint, or producer Claudia,
Starting point is 00:29:04 who to go up against and hopefully win. That's the key. Yes, today. Car-based question today. Oh, yeah, it is. Shall I say the topic now? Yeah, sure. Go for it.
Starting point is 00:29:13 Yep. Okay. I need to figure out how to word it because I'm not a car girl, but today's topic is how many kilometres your car has? Ks. Yeah. How many kilometres on the odometer? That's what I want. Thank you, guys.
Starting point is 00:29:26 Rhys is here to play. Hi, Rhys. Hi, Rhys. How's it going? We're good. Can we ask what kind of car you're in at the moment? I'm in a Renault Trafic. A Renault Trafic? Ooh la la. Are you a police officer? No, I'm a plumber. A plumber.
Starting point is 00:29:42 The police officers are in Skodas. Oh. Yeah, yeah, in skodas. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, Rhys. Rhys, I want to know how many kilometres your car has. 57,963. Okay. Okay. 57,963 for Rhys.
Starting point is 00:30:02 What year is the Renault Trafic, Rhys? It is 2021. Oh, yeah, Rhys? It is 2021. Oh, yeah, okay. Racking them up. I'll say you put a few on there. Yeah, okay. I feel like that's pretty low, though. So your choice is, Rhys, to ensure that you have the most to win this game.
Starting point is 00:30:17 You need to choose whether you would like to go up against our producer Claudia's car, Bree's car, or my car. Would you like to know any information? Do you want to know what sort of cars we've got? Yeah, you can ask questions. Yes, I would like to know what kind of cars you've got. Okay. I, Clint, drive a VW Golf.
Starting point is 00:30:38 I drive a Mitsubishi ASX. And I drive a Suzuki Swift. Breece, what does that tell you? Not much. I'm going to go with three. You think you'll have more Ks on your clock than Bree does
Starting point is 00:31:00 on her Mitsubishi. I will say Bree's car's newish. Yeah, newish. Possibly the newest. Okay, you want to lock that in? Claudia, how many Ks did you have? I have got 77,838. Okay, so you would have lost against Claudia.
Starting point is 00:31:15 Good work, Reese, eliminating Claudia. Clint. Reese, I can tell you my 2018 VW Golf currently has on the clock 85,807 Ks. Oh! So you would have lost to me too. Okay. All right, it comes down to the car.
Starting point is 00:31:31 Rhys, I can tell you that my car is a 2021 model. And the amount of Ks on the clock... 26,789. You've won it, Reece. Oh, good. God, that was good from you. I really had no idea who would have the most. That was fun.
Starting point is 00:31:57 Reece and the Renault Traffique, congratulations. Well done. You've got 50 KFC chicken dollars coming out to you. Good for plumbing. Oh, good. A better Kentucky Colonel for dinner. bit of Kentucky Colonel for dinner. A bit of Kentucky Colonel for dinner. God, you played that so well, Rhys.
Starting point is 00:32:09 I was very impressed. Bree and Clint. Oh, my God. If I see one more video from Coldplay, I am going to watch it because, man, it looked like a good show, but I'm so jealous of everybody who got to go to that show. Such an incredible show. They played to a sold-out Eden Park on Friday and Saturday night. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:28 And Wednesday night. And Wednesday night as well. But what a weekend it was. Truly incredible. 18-year-old Kiwi singer-songwriter Frankie Venter got to join them on stage, and she joins us in studio right now. Kia ora, Frankie.
Starting point is 00:32:40 Hello. Mate, what a weekend you've had. Are you pinching yourself still? Yeah, absolutely. It's crazy. It hasn't registered yet, I don't think. Tell me, is it true, because you were invited to come play with the boys on Friday night, and you get up on stage,
Starting point is 00:32:55 you do your thing, and then Chris invites you back for Saturday as well? At that point, I was like, is this actually real? It was so nuts. Like, they came into my dressing room straight off to sound check, their tour manager and all was like hey guys like um you did really well in soundcheck like the band wanted to invite you back and I was like are you serious and then we did it yeah it was nuts so so rewind how does that happen how does somebody get invited to go on stage with the biggest band in the world um we saw that there they had a few local artists up in
Starting point is 00:33:22 the different countries that they've been to on tour to sing the song We Pray. And they wrote their own verse for it and sent it in. And so that's what we did. And I absolutely thought nothing of it. Then I got a call like the day after my 18th birthday. And Rory was like, hey, like I have like a late birthday present for you. And he told me and I started bawling my eyes out, literally bawling my eyes out. And my mom ran down.
Starting point is 00:33:43 She thought that I was having a medical emergency. And she's like, Frankie, what's going on? Who's died? Like, what's going on? Are you having a fit? Like, what's going on? And I told her and she started crying and then my dad was with the maintenance guy
Starting point is 00:33:54 for like the house and he started crying in front of the maintenance guy and then my sister started crying. It was really crazy. And the maintenance guy started crying. We've got a bit of you performing with Coldplay here. This happened at Eden Park over the weekend. So this bit here that we're hearing, you wrote this as well.
Starting point is 00:34:09 You didn't just get up to sing it. You wrote this verse to sing with Coldplay. What is it like at a Coldplay show backstage? Is it like zoo animals and platters of fruit everywhere? Because they are huge. They are huge. They are huge. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:23 And they've been on tour for like two years as well. I asked them how long they've been on tour and the tour manager was like three years. Three years. I said, girl, I could never do that. I need a break. I need my alone time. Like, that's crazy.
Starting point is 00:34:34 Did you actually get to meet, apart from on stage, did you get to meet Coldplay and Chris Martin? Yeah, yeah. I did the first sound check with them on Friday and Chris came up to me and was like, hi, nice to meet you, you must be Frankie. And I was like, hey, lovely to meet you. And I was crapping myself.
Starting point is 00:34:49 Yeah, of course. As you do. And he was like, oh, I love your song Layla. And I was like, what? Oh, thank you so much. And so we soundchecked through the song. Did you say, thanks, I love your song Yellow? I'm like, I'm like.
Starting point is 00:35:01 That little album track of yours, Yellow. Thanks, I grew up on all your music. But I met the rest of the band. They were so lovely. Their team's amazing. And then at the end of Soundcheck, it was like the craziest thing that's ever happened to me. Chris Martin goes to me.
Starting point is 00:35:17 Well, I can't. I don't know. You've got to do the full name. Chris goes to me. Oh, do you mind just like if we put it on the PA speakers right now and soundcheck um do you mind playing layla for us and i was like what like right now like do you want me to sing it and he was like yeah if you feel comfortable and i said sure and so they just searched me up on spotify the sound guy like pulled it up played it chris starts like dancing and i'm like what is going on so i start singing my song and then halfway
Starting point is 00:35:43 through the song when like the second chorus like hits, he looks at me and he like points down like the big runway on the stage and like Eden Park. And so we like start walking down this runway together and I was dancing to my song and it was echoing throughout Eden Park and I was losing it.
Starting point is 00:35:56 That is unbelievable. Because you do hear stories about Chris Martin and how he's such a big advocate for, you know, musicians and new artists. And he always gives so much time. So much time. And it's so cool to hear that all of that is actually legit.
Starting point is 00:36:12 Well, we're all very proud of you. You were flying the Kiwi flag up there. You were doing it for all of us. So it was very impressive. And congratulations. Thank you so much. This is Frankie Venter. She got on stage with Coldplay.
Starting point is 00:36:22 You probably saw her. Two thirds of the country was there at the show. You probably saw her. Friday and Saturday night. Yeah, it's probably old news to you. Congrats, mate. We'll see you again. Thank you so much.
Starting point is 00:36:30 Thank you for having me. I think I made maybe three trips to the Salvation Army over the last four or five days. Clothes? Clothes. Are they the clothes from when you cleared out your wardrobe? And you said you got rid of 80%. Yeah, I probably exaggerated a bit.
Starting point is 00:36:51 Probably 60% of my wardrobe. But I did it, and I did it because I was like, you know when you get in that mood and you're like, I hate all my clothes. I'm always in that mood. And so I was like, oh, I need a fresh start. So I went through ruthlessly. And there's stuff that you've got in there that you're like,
Starting point is 00:37:06 one day I'll wear this. You won't. I heard someone say if you haven't, unless it's like a seasonal, like a winter coat, if you haven't worn it in the last three months, you won't wear it. My partner and I always have this argument because I'm a hoarder. Yeah. And although there's always the conversation,
Starting point is 00:37:25 have you worn this recently? And I'll always wear it the next day out of spite. Out of spite. Yeah, yeah. And then it gives it another year. And then it goes back in the wardrobe where it stays for another year until it gets its resentment wear 12 months later. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:37:39 I did the big wardrobe clean out, but I was too nervous to commit to taking it straight to the Salvation Army. So it sat on a pile in the corner of my bedroom for about six weeks and I didn't look at it once. There wasn't one time where I was like, oh, I should wear that thing. Nah. So you got rid of all of it?
Starting point is 00:37:57 So I got rid of all of it. And then some other bits like some bean bags and some. You were telling us off air that you donate all your old undies. And I said, I think that's a bit yuck. You said, nah, they've got a few good wares left in them. No, I don't donate undies. Oh, my God, guys. I got the best deal on undies last night.
Starting point is 00:38:17 So my undies normally $16.90 or like $17 a pair. For the bonds. For the bonds, for one pair. Yeah. So there's a sale17 a pair. For the Bonds. For the Bonds, for one pair. Yeah. So there's a sale on the Bonds website at the moment. This is not paid or anything. Yeah. But they're $10.
Starting point is 00:38:32 $10 a pair of Grundy's? $10 a pair. $10 Grundy's for $100. So I got $12. Yeah. Baker's, I should have got $13. You should have got Baker's Dozen. Baker's Dozen.
Starting point is 00:38:42 Yeah. Anyway, here's my tip. If you're like me, there's a lot of my undies that are, you know, I've had too much wear and tear. Yeah. Black Friday sales. They get a hard time, those undies. Just replace all of them.
Starting point is 00:38:54 Start fresh. Are you going to do that, though? Because I know you, you like to stockpile undies. So you're bringing 12 freshies in. Are you going to go through the drawer and find the 12 worst pairs and get rid of those? Yes. So you say it net zero for the balance of undies that you have.
Starting point is 00:39:10 Yeah. But it's the opportunity to get rid of the ones that are see-through. Yeah, it is time. It's pretty easy. I just hold them up to the light. And if I can see through the crotch, then they're out. Then they go. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:21 But only 12. Only 12 pairs. Only 12 pairs. Because there is probably more than 12 that you can see through the crop. My point was going to be that I take this stuff to the Salvation Army and I feel really good about it because you're like clearing stuff out of the house. It feels so good. You're making space.
Starting point is 00:39:38 You're giving it to charity, that sort of thing. But I always find myself when I'm there, I'm like, I might have a little browse. Have a little look through the stuff. And the idea is to downsize the stuff that you have. You just want to be that person that finds. The golden nugget. You know, you hear those stories.
Starting point is 00:39:54 We talk about them on this show all the time. I want to find a vintage Warriors jersey. Or I want to find like an authentic Picasso or something like that. It does happen from time to time. Don't know about in New Zealand, but it does happen. I got a barlina delivered to my house. I went in there to downsize. I ended up getting a barlina delivered to me.
Starting point is 00:40:13 What's a barlina again? A table that you can stand at. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Where are you going to put that? In the carport somewhere. I figured one day I would like to have beers out there, so better have the table ready for when that day happens.
Starting point is 00:40:27 Okay. And then I found myself like looking through the leather jackets that were there. I was like, oh, God, these are nice. And then I realised it's fricking November. You're never going to wear that. Just get out. Just get out.
Starting point is 00:40:39 How much were the leather jackets? $30. Oh, that's cheap. $30. That's real cheap. Yeah. Anyway, I managed to get up. But you said's cheap. $30. That's real cheap. Yeah. Anyway, I managed to get it. But you said you got the big table.
Starting point is 00:40:49 I got the big, yeah, that was on my previous visit. Oh, so that doesn't count. No, that doesn't count. Oh, you got the bar leaner at the previous visit. At the previous visit, yeah. This was a clean visit. This was a drop off, no pick up on this visit. Gotcha.
Starting point is 00:41:01 So I'm very proud of myself. But at least you know when you need to get a leather jacket, wear has good ones. Absolutely. Yeah. So I'm very proud of myself. Well, at least you know when you need to get a leather jacket, wear has good ones. Absolutely. Yeah. Salvation Army, New Lynn. And maybe, maybe if you buy a leather jacket, you'll put your hand in the pocket and there'll be a love letter
Starting point is 00:41:15 from the guy who previously owned the jacket and it says, to my love, Meryl, my one and only, here is the map that'll lead you to my treasure. Yeah, that's what I'm hoping for, yeah. And then it just is a map to the pub down the road. Where the barlina came from. Where the barlina is. The circle of life.
Starting point is 00:41:33 Call 0800-DOLL-ZM now to win ZM's mightiest ad to Cartier. Thanks to Mighty Ape. ZM Traffic. New Zealand bloodstocks ready to run sale at Karaka. Now the Southern Motorway southbound, heavy at Green Lane, then moderate through to Manu Coast.
Starting point is 00:41:49 Citybound is heavy from tip-top corner to Green Lane. Southwest and southbound... Breeinclint. So I want to talk about this Swedish minister. I believe she is the Swedish minister for gender equality and work life. Her name's Paulina Brandberg, and she's in the news at the moment because some of her emails have been leaked.
Starting point is 00:42:13 Oh, okay. Some of her work emails have been leaked. Apparently a local newspaper has published some of her work emails. I could be wrong about this, but I think when you are a minister, like a public government minister. They have to be public. Your email is a public property. Like you can submit what's called an OIA,
Starting point is 00:42:33 which is an official information request, and you can get the emails from ministers. That seems very invasive. Doesn't it? Doesn't it? Doesn't it? Yeah. I don't know if that's true, but I think it is. Well, these emails have been published,
Starting point is 00:42:50 so they're public knowledge. And some of the emails show that this minister, Paulina, had requested that there be no traces of bananas in certain rooms that she was staying in due to a strong allergy. And she also made it clear to other people she was working with to not have bananas anywhere in the vicinity of where she would be or where she was going.
Starting point is 00:43:20 She's allergic to bananas. Apparently she has a banana phobia. Right, that she's playing off as an allergy. But she says that she's allergic because she's so terrified of them. And she has now told the newspaper, because she's commented on it, that she is getting professional help with the phobia because it's so bad. It's been covered on this show a bit, but I can actually relate to her.
Starting point is 00:43:48 Bananas in particular. I find bananas hard to deal with. I have a... I feel so stupid to say it. I have a fruit phobia, okay? I don't like overripe fruit or fruit that has been opened or handled by somebody else. Claudia, bring in the old fruit.
Starting point is 00:44:07 No. Just kidding. We don't have any old fruit, you weirdo. You're so weird. Bananas for me, and I'll stop after this. Bananas for me, very, very small window of acceptable. It's right on the cusp between too green and just yellow. I need them
Starting point is 00:44:27 just after. They're not going to hurt your tummy. They're not so green they hurt your tummy. But not so yellow. Who are you, freaking Goldilocks? I know. I know. But it's my thing. I'm pretty normal otherwise. What about how you eat apples too fast and you get the hiccups? It's part of the
Starting point is 00:44:43 fruit phobia. I don't like it browning off in my hand. No one likes it browning off in your hand, do you? You can talk with your phobia over there. My phobia is quite common, I will say. Doesn't mean it's normal. I think it's actually quite a common phobia. Tell us about your little holy thing. My weird phobia, according to Clint, is called
Starting point is 00:45:05 trypophobia and I have a fear of clusters of little holes or groups of holes. Just because you know the name of your phobia doesn't mean it's any less weird than mine, okay? I know it's weird.
Starting point is 00:45:22 I think it's quite common. Bree can't handle looking at a... I'm getting uncomfortable already thinking about it. It makes me itchy. I feel bad for you because you can't enjoy a crumpet. Oh, no. No crumpet. I eat the bottom side.
Starting point is 00:45:37 Really? Yeah, from the bottom. Eat it from the bottom to the top. That's some wet-ass crumpet. Would you, like, get someone else to prepare it? Because the beauty of a crumpet is the butter in all of the holes and how it soaks in the holes. Will you get someone else to butter them and then could you have two
Starting point is 00:45:51 crumpets sandwiched together? I actually don't think I could eat it. Really? I would know. Your tongue would find the holes. It's like, um, it's like, um, yeah, it always does. It always does. Tongue knows the way. It's like a GPS beacon. It's like a beagle, that tongue.
Starting point is 00:46:07 It's like that, what's that real disgusting looking pudding thing? Chia pudding. Chia pudding doesn't even have holes in it. Oh, but it's like a... It's got little beady things in it. Oh, yes, I hate it. How did you go with, they don't do it anymore, but how did you go with face scrubs that had microbeads in them?
Starting point is 00:46:26 Yeah, I couldn't use it. Really? Oh, there's just certain things. Like, there's so many things that I will not say because then what always happens is people then, like, they'll send me pictures of clusters of holes to, like, my Instagram and stuff. And look, it is funny, but don't do it.
Starting point is 00:46:42 I have a physical reaction to it. Like, it is funny, but don't do it. I have a physical reaction to it. Like, it makes me feel physically ill. The fear of fruit is called fructophobia. There you go. I've got a name too. Fructophobia? Yeah, yeah. Okay. There's also cybophobia, which is a fear of food and beverages. And banana phobia.
Starting point is 00:47:00 What's that called? The rare fear of bananas. So that's a rare one? Yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah. We want to know what's your weird phobia? Someone said, do you struggle with potholes, Brie? If so, don't come to Christchurch.
Starting point is 00:47:16 Potholes are fine, right? Potholes are fine. Because the hole is so large that it doesn't matter. Nah. It's a small cluster of holes. And normally like where it's a pattern. Yeah. Crumpets.
Starting point is 00:47:28 Crumpets are the perfect example. Crumpets is the perfect example. Yeah, I hate it. 0800 dial ZM or text 9696. We have been very brave. Yep. We have shared with you our weird phobias. Now we want you to share with us.
Starting point is 00:47:40 What is yours? Brian Clint. There's a Swedish minister by the name of Paulina Brandberg who's in the news today because she has a very rare and weird phobia of bananas. We found out what the technical name for it is. It's banana phobia. Bananarama.
Starting point is 00:47:59 Yeah. Genuinely, it's banana phobia. It's a banana phobia. She's terrified of them. Everyone else gets like a very intricate name. She gets banana phobia. It's a banana phobia. She's terrified of them. Everyone else gets like a very intricate name. She gets banana phobia. It's easy. At least it's easy to say.
Starting point is 00:48:11 Yeah. I reckon it's the smell. That's what always gets me with the bananas. The smell of a ripe banana. Oh, I'd rather smell a dirty nappy. So you're never putting your ripe bananas into a bag and you put them in the freezer and you go, these will be great for banana bread.
Starting point is 00:48:27 My wife does. She does that. Yeah. And I find it disgusting. But I do enjoy the banana bread. So I'm a hypocrite. I am a hypocrite. You know?
Starting point is 00:48:41 Yeah, don't think about it too much because all that dirty, old, overripe banana is all through that banana bread. Don't even try and put me off my wife's baking. Can't happen. Nicky's here. Hi, Nicky. Hi, Nicky. Hi. Tell us, mate, what's your unusual phobia?
Starting point is 00:48:54 I have a phobia of chewing gum while it's being chewed or afterwards. It's disgusting. Yeah, I know about that one. Is it you chewing it or just anyone chewing it? Or anyone chewing it. I've had to ban it from my house because I just cannot stand it. Can you chew it? Is your phobia so bad you can't even put it in your mouth? No, no, I wouldn't.
Starting point is 00:49:11 I have to take it out. That's the gross bit. You've chewed it and all the crap off your teeth has gone in. I love hearing how triggered people are. Yeah. That's kind of morbid. Chewing gum. My dentist has told me it's actually good for you.
Starting point is 00:49:23 Yeah. Sugar-free gum. My daughter stepped and used chewing gum at the playground the other day. Oh, there's nothing worse me, is actually good for you. Yeah. Sugar-free gum. My daughter stepped and used chewing gum at the playground the other day. Oh, there's nothing worse. Oh, there's nothing worse. Someone on the text machine said, my unusual fear is a fear of buttons. I'm in my 40s and can tell you none of my clothes have any buttons at all.
Starting point is 00:49:39 I've heard of that, yeah. Interesting. They said, I have a physical reaction where I feel sick. If I touch buttons, both my daughters love button-down tops, and once they could afford to buy their own clothes, they started buying them because I would never dress them in anything that had buttons on it. I'm always interested with that.
Starting point is 00:49:55 Can you do domes or is it just those push-through buttons that trigger you? There'd be so many things. How do you do it at the top of your jeans? I was going to say, what about a pair of jeans? Does your jeans not have a button? Zip them to a point and then what? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:09 Just flapping around at the top. Are all your pants drawstring? Elastic waistband. Hey, not a bad way to live. Tegan's here. Hi, Tegan. Hi, Tegan. Hi.
Starting point is 00:50:19 What's your weird phobia, Tegan? I'm scared of butterflies. You're scared of butterflies. Butterflies. And would you say it's butterflies and moths? Because I feel like people are very scared of moths. Or is it just butterflies? It's just butterflies.
Starting point is 00:50:36 What are you scared of, do you reckon, Tegan? I guess it's just the fact when I get close and, like, they try to land on me. They're unpredictable, eh? I just get tired of, like, them getting close. Yeah, fair enough. Yeah, okay. People with the moths, they're scared of the dust that's on the wings.
Starting point is 00:50:53 That's because moths are like an ugly butterfly. And they've made horror movies about moths. I get the moth thing. I get the moth thing. Butterflies, pretty cute. This is good therapy. Renee, what's your weird phobia? I just get really
Starting point is 00:51:06 terrified of not taking pills but always that they're going to get stuck in my throat. Oh, yes. You're not alone there. You're not alone, Renee. That's what I thought and so I've researched and I've tried to find out it must be a thing because it's actually terrifying.
Starting point is 00:51:21 You don't have to take them up the other end, do you, Renee? No. Suppositories for Renee. What are you more fearful of? Is it following one or sticking one on your bottom? To be honest, Renee... Oh, it's really terrifying. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:36 I put one on the other end and nearly choked on that one time. No, you put it way too high. Way too far. You put it way too far. Way too far. Way too far. I was all too far. I'm going to try this. Someone said they've got side-dong-lo-bo-phobia, which is a fear of cotton wool.
Starting point is 00:51:53 Yuck, nasty stuff. Can't touch it, hear it, or think about it. Someone else said, I have a fear of reusable crockery and cutlery because I know someone's mouth has been on them or around them. They then text back and said, yes, I have O's mouth has been on them or around them. They then text back and said, yes, I have OCD and yes, I'm in therapy. Yeah, okay.
Starting point is 00:52:11 Well, good for you. Good for you for addressing it. But I also, I kind of get it. I genuinely have tocophobia, which is the fear of pregnancy and pregnant people. Wow. So what happens? I wonder if that's a man or a woman. And I wonder if they've had children or if they ever think they will have children.
Starting point is 00:52:32 Yeah, like imagine if you have that fear and you're a woman and you want kids. Exactly. What do you do? What do you do? Oh, it's going to be a rough nine months. Isn't it? And then, oh, you go to antenatal group and everybody's bloody pregnant. Oh my God, that's your worst nightmare. I know it's PC, but I have a fear of little people.
Starting point is 00:52:44 I can't watch a TV program that has any little people in nightmare. I know it's PC, but I have a fear of little people. I can't watch a TV program that has any little people in it. I have to change the station. Also, if I see one in person, then I have to walk away and not look at them. I'm sorry if anyone is offended by this. I know it's bad. Oh, yeah. I mean, that might be one.
Starting point is 00:53:02 You could definitely get over that in therapy. Yeah, you could. You know? I mean, anything really you could get over in therapy. Someone said, I'm petrified of ET. I've got no issues with aliens in general, but ET, that long neck, wrinkly skin, and abnormally gross long finger puts the shits up me. Finally, Anonymous is here.
Starting point is 00:53:21 Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hello, how are you? Good, thanks. Tell us, what's your unusual phobia?onymous is here. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hello, how are you? Good, thanks. Tell us, what's your unusual phobia? Mine is balloons. Balloons. I've heard this one quite a few times.
Starting point is 00:53:32 Is it the squeaking noise that they make when they rub together, Anonymous? I think it's the, as well as their unpredictability, they just pop so randomly. Yeah, yeah. You might be halfway through blowing it up and it just pops pops or, you know, it's hanging and it pops. Is it just balloons? Is that your main phobia? Because that's not too bad if that's it.
Starting point is 00:53:52 Mine is balloons and I also message through my friend is scared of cucumbers. What do you mean? Like, just absolutely terrified of them. What did your friend do when the recent cucumber salad was trending? Oh, no. Didn't go on the internet. Just avoided everything. Honestly, they've got the same reaction.
Starting point is 00:54:13 You know with cats, how they jump when they see a snake-type shape object? They do the exact same thing and they're a little squeal when they see a cucumber. Really? That's kind of cute. I'd be constantly placing one of those big telegraph cucumbers around my friend just to see her scream. 100% it happened in high school.
Starting point is 00:54:32 Oh, that's mean though. That's so mean. Well, thank you for your honesty, everybody. That was very brave from all of us. One last one. They said my weird phobia is apricot skin rubbing on the inside of your lips. So specific. So lips. So specific. So random.
Starting point is 00:54:47 So specific. So random. I hate it. Bree and Clint. It's time for a birthday banger. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Let's get to birthday banging for you Monday.
Starting point is 00:55:01 You can call us up, tell us your birthday. We do the calculations and tell you what song was number one when you were 16. Harriet is going first. Kia ora, Harriet. Hi, Harriet. Hello. Hi.
Starting point is 00:55:13 How's your day been so far? Pretty good, thanks, guys. Good to hear, Harriet. We're glad you're here. What is your date of birth? It's 7th of September, 1981. All right. That means you were 16 in 1997.
Starting point is 00:55:29 And on that day, this was at the top. Iconic. Banger. Oh, that's a good one. I mean, who doesn't love a bit of Barbie Girl Aqua? 16 years old, Harriet's rocking out to aqua. I'm a big fan, yeah. Yeah, cool.
Starting point is 00:55:50 It's a banger, Harriet. Perfect birthday banger. Let's do Roxy's. G'day, Roxy. Hi, Roxy. Hi. How was your weekend, Roxy? Oh, it was a great weekend.
Starting point is 00:55:58 Do anything special? No, no. Just in the sun in Wellington. Oh, how good. How good is it having sun on a weekend? Yeah, makes it Really does Anyway, no time to reminisce What is your date of birth Roxy?
Starting point is 00:56:16 28 July 1989 Alright that means you were 16 in 2005 And Roxy, our calculations say this is your birthday banger. Oh. Arguably, and I haven't crunched the numbers, but arguably Mariah's last great song.
Starting point is 00:56:40 Could be. Could be. Do you like it, Roxy? Oh, I love it. You can't help but sing along. Yeah. It's a banger from Mariah. She's incredible. Okay, wait there.
Starting point is 00:56:51 We're going to do one more birthday banger from Mel. G'day, Mel. G'day, Mel. Hey, how are you going? Good, thank you, Mel. What did you do for your weekend? I went and did a lot of shopping, actually. Did you?
Starting point is 00:57:02 Yeah, Christmas shopping or? Like Friday deals, mostly. Yeah, they're starting already, actually. Did you? Christmas shopping or? Like Friday deals, mostly. Yeah. They're starting already, eh? Did you get anything good? I bought some new bedroom furniture. Oh, yeah. Time for an upgrade.
Starting point is 00:57:14 Yeah, that's a great adult purchase. I'm into that. Yeah, yeah. Chester drawers. But before we get into my birthday, I just wanted to say, song guy listener, first time caller. You wait right there.
Starting point is 00:57:28 And we will celebrate you, Mel. Thanks for finally calling through. What took you so long, Mel? Where have you been? Tell me. I've been trying. Well, we really appreciate you trying this long and you're finally here. Thanks.
Starting point is 00:57:45 Let's do your birthday banger. What's your date of birth? 18th of March, 1978. All right. That means you were 16 in 1994. And, Mel, this is your birthday banger. Mel, look at Mr Jones counting crows. It's a bit of Mr. Jones counting crows. It's a banger.
Starting point is 00:58:08 Oh, that just gave me a physical, visceral reaction. I feel like we've got to vote for it. I'm going it. Mr. Jones counting crows. If we have done it, we haven't done it in a long, long time. A long time. If Mel's into it, you keen, Mel? Definitely.
Starting point is 00:58:25 All right, here we go. Here's the winner of Birthday Banger for Mel from the year 1994. It's The Counting Crows on ZM. Brian Clint. The winner of Birthday Banger today for Mel from the year 1994 is The Counting Crows on ZM. Counting Crows, One Hit Wonder? No, they had... What else?
Starting point is 00:58:56 What else is in the system? Pea Paradise. They did one of those. No, that was Big Yellow Taxi. Yeah, they did a Big Yellow Taxi. What? They did that song as well? Yeah, it's been covered by these people. Oh, but that Big Yellow Taxi. Yeah, they did a Big Yellow Taxi. What? They did that song as well? Yeah, it's been covered by these people.
Starting point is 00:59:07 Oh, but that's not their original. No, but they got one away with it. Theirs is pretty recognisable. Counting Crows version of Big Yellow Taxi. I'm sure it is. I'm just waiting to hear it and then I can decide. Yeah. Who else is the woman on it?
Starting point is 00:59:38 Vanessa Carlton? Vanessa Carlton. Vanessa Carlton, yeah. She was the one that did... Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Counting Crows have got a Shrek hit as well. Oh, see, this is...
Starting point is 00:59:54 Yeah. An original, Counting Crows? Yeah, this is a banger. I'm accidentally in love. Yeah. I'm accidentally... Yeah, that's a banger. I'm accidentally in love. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm accidentally. Yeah, that's a banger.
Starting point is 01:00:09 For sure. That might do us. Anything else? I made a song called Round Here, which you might know too. Go on, play it. Round here. I said play it, not sing it. No, I don't have the hook for it. Okay.
Starting point is 01:00:21 Okay, fair enough. If you can't recognise it from that bit, you don't know it. Yeah, that was solid. Round here. Solid. It's not even a Soft Rock Thursday on Bree and Clint, but Soft Rock Monday hits just as hard.
Starting point is 01:00:38 Yeah, we go soft every day. Bree and Clint. Who wants to know what New Zealand's most stolen car is? Me. You do? Yeah, you do? Me. Claudia, you want to know what New Zealand's most stolen car is? Me. You do? Yeah, you do? Claudia, you want to know what New Zealand's most stolen car is? Yes, please. I can steal one.
Starting point is 01:00:50 True. Claudia, I'm joking. Anybody car thieves listening to the show, this is information, you know, because does it mean the car is the easiest to steal or does it mean that it's the best one to steal because it's the most popular? I'd say easiest. Easiest? I'll tell you now, the winning car doesn't strike me as an easy one to steal. But I mean, I haven't stolen many
Starting point is 01:01:12 cars, so I don't know. Just that one time, eh? Just that one time. What about that other time? Oh, sorry, we don't talk about that. We don't talk about that one. We can't talk about that on air. New Zealand's new most stolen car is... Do you guys want to guess what it is? Oh, please.
Starting point is 01:01:27 A Nissan Skyline. You want to lock in a Nissan Skyline? Yeah, why not? I've owned one of those, but I paid money for it. What car do I have? It's not a Skyline. Subaru Outback. Subaru Outback has been the most stolen car before.
Starting point is 01:01:42 Has it? But there's fewer and fewer Subaru Outbacks. Like, no one's importing us. The new ones are cool. Have you seen the new ones? I think they're harder to steal now because they've got frames around the windows on the doors. They need to up the security. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:55 It's not a Subaru. Ella, what do you reckon? Demio. Mazda Demio. Yeah, they're known to be stolen. You're the closest. You picked the only car that's in the top ten. Oh, well, thank you.
Starting point is 01:02:05 But it's not number one. Okay. New Zealand's most stolen car currently is Toyota Hilux Ute. What? Wow. Is it? Do you know why? Oh, my gosh, here's a theory.
Starting point is 01:02:18 Builders might have that car, and there's a lot of expensive tools in those cars. That is the smartest thing you've said on this show all year I reckon. That might be the smartest thing you've ever said. It might be the most astute observation you've ever made. You've peaked. I think go home early for the day. That was very good from you.
Starting point is 01:02:38 And I'm being genuine. That was very smart from you. 171 Hilux utes were stolen in the last six months in New Zealand. How many? 171 Hilux Utes. That's a lot. That's a heap.
Starting point is 01:02:52 The top four most stolen vehicles in New Zealand are all tradie vehicles. Second was a high-ace van. Third was a Ford Courier. And fourth was a Nissan Navara Ute. So all Utes. Dang. I'm surprised Courier trucks don't get stolen more because they've got all the goodies in them.
Starting point is 01:03:09 The packages. How tempted do you reckon you'd be if you were a Courier? You know, a postie. Ella, did you hear me say you've just undone all your good work? I literally just said Toyota HiAce van and Ford Courier which are the things that Courier drivers Yeah, I heard that and that inspired me to say...
Starting point is 01:03:26 Yeah, good point, good point. It's good to see criminals stealing something that they can use to do an honest day's work in, you know? Steal a ute and then take up a trade. I'm not sure that's how it works. No, I think that's what's happening. Really? Yeah, they put the tool belt on.
Starting point is 01:03:43 The rest of the top 10 most stolen cars, Toyota Aqua, Holden Commodore. People are still stealing Holden Commodores. Yeah, they'd love to race them. They collect those items now, you know, because you can't get them anymore. Subaru Legacy, Toyota Corolla, Ford Ranger, and then, of course, Ella's pick, the Mazda Demio.
Starting point is 01:03:59 Yep. So, yeah. Okay. What about Golfs? No, no Golfs on the list. What about Swifts? No, no Swifts on the list. Too swifts? No, no swifts on the list Too safe
Starting point is 01:04:06 Too safe, yeah, yeah, yeah Indestructible Too common, I think Oh, nah, I wouldn't say that What? Common is muck Nah I'd say very special
Starting point is 01:04:13 And people that drive them are really hot Yeah, holy I would have to agree Yeah Yeah Bree and Clint And that is the end of the show, everybody Thank you so much for joining us today
Starting point is 01:04:24 Woohoo It's so nice and sunny outside Life is starting to feel good again It does, doesn't it? Clint. And that is the end of the show, everybody. Thank you so much for joining us today. Woo-hoo! It's so nice and sunny outside. Life is starting to feel good again. It does, doesn't it? You don't realise how big of a difference it makes. Oh, it's huge. It's huge. I keep going.
Starting point is 01:04:34 Is it summer? Maybe is it summer? It's getting there. It's getting there. If you want a TV recommendation, I've been banging on about it all day today, you should watch The Day of the Jackal, which is a new show on TVNZ+. There's five episodes out and then another five episodes to come. It's Eddie Redmayne, who is an assassin and he's like a master of disguise.
Starting point is 01:04:58 It's very good. It's very sort of high, looks high budget. Okay. Yeah. Well, there you go. Good tip. Free one, too, On TVNZ Plus Correct
Starting point is 01:05:06 I'm re-watching Orange is the New Black Oh yeah yeah yeah Where are you watching that? Netflix Oh right Yeah Did Netflix make it?
Starting point is 01:05:14 Yes They did It was one of the originals Yeah that and House of Cards House of Cards Like there's Yeah Orange is the New Black Was one of their big
Starting point is 01:05:23 Big first successes, yeah. All right, well, enjoy that, and we'll catch you guys back tomorrow on The Brian Clint Show. Bye. Bye-bye. Bye. Bye.

There aren't comments yet for this episode. Click on any sentence in the transcript to leave a comment.