ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 18th October 2023

Episode Date: October 18, 2023

Bree's big change. What does your partner smell like?  Things you need to clean more. Big Steve thinks a dog DNA test is a WASTE of money. Aviation news.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM Free and Clint. Hi everybody. Welcome to the Brie and Clint show on a Wednesday afternoon. Yes, Wednesday. Yeah, Wednesday afternoon. It is a Wednesday. Yeah, I'm across the week.

I know what's going on. Wednesday in the lead up to a long weekend, people. Oh yeah. I know what's going on. Wednesday in the lead up to a long weekend, people. Which is great because I think it's very noble of the Labour Party to still give us the holiday off. Yeah. Even though we didn't, you know, as a country, we didn't vote them back in, but they're still sticking by what they said.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks for the Labour Day. Should we be thanking the new government for keeping it? Because as a national government, wouldn't that be the first holiday you get rid of? You're like, well, get rid of Labour Day. Should we be thanking the new government for keeping it? Because as a national government wouldn't that be the first holiday you get rid of? You're like, well get rid of Labor Day. Well, I don't see no national public holiday. Yeah, exactly. Oh no,

wait, is that No, that's Matariki. If there was a party called Matariki, they can have that one. Yeah, but it's not called national public holiday. No, but Labor Day is a national public holiday. No, it's a Labor Day. That's what we just discussed.

I know, but Labor Day is a National Public Holiday. No, it's not. It's Labor Day. Either way, it's a day off. How good. How good. Hey, today on the show, you're listening out for Olivia Rodrigo. She's going to pop up here and there, and when you hear her,

you call us on 0800-DARLS-A-DEM, and we'll put you in the draw to fly to Los Angeles and see her live at the Jingle Ball. Yeah, that's such a great prize. I'll be listening out for Olivia Rodrigo first up on the show. As per usual, we're going to do tradie versus lady. $50 you can win thanks to KFC if you want to play 0800-DIALS-IT-M. The tradies are gaining ground.

They've had two wins from two this week. Yeah, some really good wins from the tradies. Let's see how they go today. 0800 dials it in. We need a tradie and a lady. And we'll play after a little...

No, Taylor Swift. I was just tricking. I was testing. And ZM. Bree and Clint. Time for tradie versus lady. It's tradie versus lady.

Three, two, one. Let's go go Here we go, score update for the year The Tradie's on 87, Lady's 95 Let's go to our Tradie first from the Waikato He is 30 and he drives Diggers Welcome to the show, Jack G'day Jack Yeah, g'day, g'day What's the biggest Digger you're driving, Jack?

Ah, 30 tonne as well, but yeah. Hey, not bad, not bad. What kind of licence do you need to drive a 30 tonne digger? Um, absolutely no licence unless you're on the road, you need your... Say what? You don't need no licence? You don't need no training? Nah, not if you're off site, yeah, on your own site.

Alright, we'll expect a visit from Bree and I soon. God, it does things. Can you drive a Bobcat? God, I'd love to see someone who can drive a Bobcat. It does things to me. I can't say I can. Oh, gutted. I think you can drive a Bobcat.

Just go and hire one from Hypal. Yeah, I don't need a licence. You can just drive it around your backyard. You're taking on our lady today. They're calling from Kirikiri. They're 25 years old, and they have a bearded dragon called Pablo Escobar. Welcome to the show They're calling from Kirikiri. They're 25 years old and they have a bearded dragon called Pablo Escobar. Welcome to the show, Kiri from Kirikiri. G'day, Kiri from Kirikiri.

How fitting. Is that why you decided to live in Kirikiri? No, we moved here. Even better? Yeah. Even better. How long have you had the bearded dragon for? I think about four years now. How long does you had the bearded dragon for? I think about four years now.

How long does a bearded dragon live for? I think they're like a dog, like 15 or so. Really? Did you name it Kerry? Because then it could be Kerry's Kerry from Kerry Kerry. That's true. Your buzzer is lady. Jack, your buzzer is tradie.

First one of you two to get three answers correct is going home with $50 cash from KFC. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Which member of the Kardashian family dated musician Travis Scott? Tradie. Yes, Jack. Is it Kylie? It is, of course, Kylie.

Got a couple of kids with Travis, but no longer together. She's now dating Timothee Chalamet. Yeah. For people playing along at home. Question number two, one to the tradies. What bird is known for showing off its very impressive, large, colourful tail? Lady. Yes, Kerry.

Peacock. It is a peacock. I mean, what a fantastic song from Katy Perry. I want to see your peacock, your peacock. I mean, what a fantastic song from Katy Perry. I want to see your peacock, your peacock. She was running out of ideas at that point, eh? Yeah, she's like, let's just do this. I've already kissed a girl. It's catchy.

It's very catchy. One apiece so far, guys. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Yes, Kerry. Lord. Lord. Yes, of course, the New Zealand icon, Lord.

Ladies on two, tradies on one. You need this one here, Jack, to stay in it. Question number four. Which Disney princess has seven dwarfs as friends? Lady. Yes, Kerry, for the win. Snow White. Snow White. She's a lady. Yes, Kerry, for the win. Snow White. Snow White.

She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Good game, though, guys. Both of you in the mix. But, Kerry, you've come out on top. $50 from KFC. We'll send it out to you. Thank you.

Well done, Kerry. Jack, it wasn't embarrassing. We've had way worse. No beer for the boys. No beer. Oh, Jack. Take them out of your own money, Jack. Bree and Clint.

Guys, I've been going through a lot of changes recently. I'm back at the gym. Yeah. Obviously, I'm pretty, like, ripped now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And... You're having a lot of protein. I'm just doing a bit of a spring clean of my life at the moment,

I feel like, and I had this thought the other day where I think it's time that I change something in my life that has been the same for 20 years. Long time. Can I guess what it is? Actually, Claudia wants to guess this too. We both feel like we know what it is. It's something that I really want to change.

Yeah. What do you guys think it is? Is it your nose piercing? Okay, that's Clint's guess. You want to fix your ingrown toenail. I don't have an ingrown toenail. Have you got an ingrown toenail for 20 years? No.

I want multiple guesses. God, that's a great guess from you. Yeah. It's either your nose ring. Yeah. Or your side part. Okay. I was wondering side part.

Yeah, side part. Are you inspired by Claudia's quite a radical new do? Have you been inspired by Claudia to overhaul your do? Now I'm very self-conscious now about my nose ring and my side part, thinking that I need to change those things. Oh, you don't need to change them. I just think if we're looking at things that have stayed the same for 20 years,

those are major identifiers. Well, you were talking about bleaching your hair. You're going to go like platinum. It's nothing to do with my physical appearance. Oh. We'll stop commenting on that then. I wish you'd said that at the outset. Yeah, that would be good for my self-confidence.

You're going to delete Facebook? Oh, no. You're going to stop farting in front of people? Yeah. That'll never happen. The thing that I want to change after 20 years is my signature. I want to do this too! Okay, I need

to know what your plan is. I am so over my signature. I've never had a good signature. And I was having to put it on these documents the other day and I was looking at it and it looks like a child's scribble. Mine too. I just think it's time for me moving forward in my adult life to have a real grown-up signature.

Have you been influenced by those TikTok videos, by the people who you message them and they design you a new signature? No. Have you seen those? So there's people out there who are good at calligraphy and that sort of thing, and you say what your name is and they will send you back multiple different options for a new signature.

That's, I mean, great business idea. Yeah. Because my brain just scribbles. Yeah. Like I don't know how to do my name differently. I don't have a great name for a signature in the start, like in the first place. And then I had this thought where I was like, okay,

I've had this signature for so long. How do I go about that? Is there documents that I need to like re-sign? Other things that you've signed previously now irrelevant. Exactly. Do I need to get a new license? Because I think your signature doesn't match. And your credit card, on the back of your credit card.

Do I need to get all new credit cards? Like how does it work? Yeah. How do you go about changing your signature? You have to change the preset in your computer. That would be the easy one. Nah, it's so hard to do your signature with your finger. Oh, yeah, that is.

That's the hardest one. Oh, but mine looks so bad. It just looks like scribble anyway. I feel like people would just be like, oh, yeah. This is your opportunity to have a really simple signature as well. I'd love a simple signature. Just BT with a little star beside it. Yeah, like something real swish.

Yeah. Like real adult looking. Yeah, like a B, but the T is integrated into it. And then a star. And then a little star. Yeah, that's cool. Got to do the star. I wanted to ask people, 0800DIALZM,

have you done this in your life? And what's the protocol? What's the protocol of it? What do you need to do? Or maybe there's nothing you need to do. Just one day you wake up and you start doing a different signature. And how did you come up with the new one? Yeah.

Did you get someone? Yeah. I'm going to have to hire someone. Yeah, you should get a graphic designer to do your new signature for you. But the problem is it's going to be one that you have to be able to replicate. That's what I mean. Yeah. So don't go too fancy because my handwriting is terrible.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Oh, $800 at M or you can text us to 9696. We want to know, have you changed your signature? And how hard was it? Is it a big deal or do you just literally just change it? Brian Clint.

I just realised I don't know what your signature looks like. So we've brought in a piece of paper here and a pen. I'm really embarrassed by it. And producer Claude's like, I want to see what it looks like. I want a live demo and I will describe your signature to people. And I'll give it an age rating as well. I feel like my signature, especially when I do it, reflects me as a person.

Chaos. There are people who analyse handwriting and they'd completely agree. They would be like, this girl is all over the shop. Okay, go for it. We've just struck a deal. I just need income paper. And it's a big B. And, oh, your signature's like my signature.

So it's under control at the beginning. You've got the big B and then the T that goes through it. And then you get nervous and you just scribble, scribble, scribble. And then you do a big lasso through it. Do you want to see my signature? Is it similar to mine? It's exactly the same. Oh!

Yours is better than mine. No, it's just as awful. Yeah, at least it looks like an adult, did it? Mine looks like a bunch of bloody swirlies. So now we need new signatures and we want to know what the process is. So have you done it? Abby has caught up. Hi, Abby.

G'day, Abby. Hey, guys. What should I do to change my signature, Abby? Is it hard? Have you done it? No. So I just recently got married. Okay.

And I, the first thing I changed was my driver's license because. You got a new last name. Yeah, I got a new last name. So I took my husband's name. But the good thing about mine is that obviously, and probably the advice I'd give you, Brie, is just practice it. I practiced mine a few months before I knew I was going to change it.

That's so cute. That's so cute. That's smart, Abby. Were you practicing your new name on a notepad before you got married? Yeah, I was actually. And then I actually kept like a little, like there was one that I really liked for my like short signature.

And so I kind of like cut it out and kept it in my wallet so I knew what it was and knew what to do later. Cute. So you're saying I just need to get married. What if I can't find anyone that wants to marry me, Abby?

Well, I mean, I guess you could, like, when your license comes up for renewal, you could use that as your first point of contact. Someone texted and they said, what about your passport? Yeah, it's on your passport. It's on your passport as well. Oh, I haven't done that yet. There's so many things. Yeah, you've got to actually buy a new passport.

Yeah, yeah, stuff that. Abby, I love this text that came in, and I feel like you'll agree with me on this. Someone on the text machine said, really, you just have to phase it out. So, like, when you get a new licence, you do your new signature. When you get a new passport, new signature. But I think Abby's right.

You need to practise, practise, practise first because you don't want to go into one new signature with your driver's licence and then realise you hate that and then go into another new signature with your passport. Oh, true. Oh, and that makes me real nervous. And then what about if I have to sign something in front of someone and then I forget it and they're like, that's not right.

Louise is here. Hi, Louise. Hi, Louise. Hey, guys. First time caller, long time listener. Oh, wait a second, Louise. Strap in, Louise. Hold on, Louise.

First time caller. First time caller. First time caller. First time caller. First time caller. Oh, we do love our long-time listeners' first time callers, Louise. There's a little bit of fanfare for you. Tell us, what's the deal with changing your signature? I'm not married. I reluctantly changed my surname.

I didn't really want to. Yeah. Then when I went to AA to update my driver's license, I had an argument with the AA lady. She said I had to change my signature. And I said, well, I actually don't want to change my signature because this has been my signature my whole life. Yeah.

Like, asking me to change my first name or something just because, you know, I've changed my surname. Yeah, yeah. And she wanted me to, like, do one on the spot. Oh, no. She wanted you to invent a new signature on the spot. You're kidding, Louise. Yeah, I'm like, no.

So I just dug my heels in because I'm quite stubborn. And I was like, no. And I didn't argue anymore. I just, you know, filled the paperwork in and signed my same signature. Louise, you should have just went home and said to your husband, it's all too much. I think you should change your last name. Oh, yeah, definitely. He's not my husband

anymore, but hey, you know. Like you didn't change that signature then. Exactly. Did you change your name back, Louise? That's been a process. Yeah, it's a thing. I had to buy a marriage licence to prove that I got married.

Yeah. Oh, punish. I think the AA lady is wrong, by the way, because I believe that your signature can say whatever you want. Your signature can be titty sprinkles if you want it to be. Are you sure? No. No, but my signature's illegible anyway.

You can't read it. So what does it matter if it's your old last name or your new last name? You've got a point. You know? Well, mine changed over time. Like, I eventually used to be able to tell what my name was, but over time, and working at a bank doing 100 signatures. Yeah, it just turns into Marshay.

Yeah, it's just like, you know, whatever's quickest and easiest. Nah, mine was just terrible from the start. Mine was so bad. Okay, so the advice we've got is, if you want to change your signature, get married or just do lots and lots of practice until you figure out what you want. I think I'll do the practicing one.

The marriage sounds like a lot of admin just to change my signature. It's also not really the right motivation to get married either. No. Just to get a new signature. I mean, there could be worse motivations. And there has been too.

Bree and Clint. Let's go to LA and get the latest. From iHeartRadio LA and get the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, Britney Spears' memoir is bringing up a lot of things, including this really horrible story from when she dated Justin Timberlake. Yeah, and I have to preference the story. This could be a very distressing story to talk about for everyone

listening, but I want to share what Britney Spears has alleged in her new book. She has said that when she was dating Justin Timberlake that she fell pregnant and she said that he was not ready to be a father at that age and she ended the pregnancy. She also went on to say that if it was just up to her and that she wouldn't have done that. Wow.

Obviously, Justin Timberlake has not commented. His family have not commented or anything like that. And the book comes out pretty soon. She obviously says lots of other different things in the book that we are obviously dying to hear, but this one is pretty hard to hear, to be honest. He has had almost exclusively bad press in the last two years. And I'm not saying it was undeserved,

I'm just saying a lot of bad stuff has come out for him. In the Britney Spears doco, it was revealed how much she felt the music that he wrote about her, the Crimea River stuff and the cheating stuff. And then the Jessica Biel cheating scandal and then Navas as well. It was also the comments he made on radio stations

about Britney Spears after they broke up. Yeah. Where he talked about her. Sleeping with her. Yeah. Where he talked about her. Sleeping with her. Yeah, like, and talked about these intimate details that wasn't his information to share, like, and that's all kind of come back up. And then, obviously, now this story from that same time period,

just, I can't, oh, it's a very, very dark story. Is this Britney memoir out now, Dean, or are these parts that are being leaked? These are parts that have gotten into the hands of People magazine, and so, no, it's not out yet. That's going to be massive when it comes out. That is going to be huge, that book. It is soon to be released.

It's called The Woman in Me and set to be released very soon. Oh, awful. Interestingly, the audio version of the book is coming out, right? And Michelle Williams, actress Michelle Williams, obviously you've married her, she is going to be voicing it. Really? That's interesting.

There'll be parts of Britney Spears voicing it, but the whole thing will not be voiced by Britney Spears. It will be read by Michelle Williams, the actress. Not Destiny's Child. Although I would love that. That would be a good one too, yeah. Destiny's Child, I'd love that. No, no, no, it'll be Michelle Williams, the actress. She's a

fantastic actress. She was in Brokeback Mountain and that's where she met Heath Ledger. She was in Dawson's Creek. In Dawson's Creek, yes. And she'll be doing a Britney Spears impersonation. Is that right, Dean? I don't know. I will be, anyway. Okay.

That's the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. We're talking about the conversation that has entered the news this week about whether you should shower before you, you know, do the deed. And it got us thinking, what does your partner smell like? Does your partner have a smell?

Is it associated with the work that they do or are they just a particularly pungent person? Is it a nice smell? Is it a bad smell? Yeah, surely you associate it with them. And even if it is a bad smell, does it kind of have like nice connotations to you? Well, kick it off with this text. Someone said, my partner is a pharmacist and works a lot with older people. She has to take a shower because I don't want to do the deed and smell my grandma.

Oh, my God. You must have quite a sensitive nose to be able to pick up the smell of other people on your partner. I remember I dated someone once and I realised that they wore the same scent as one of my exes. Oh, yeah. And I said to them, I was like, can you please not wear that around me? Because it triggers your memory, right? 100%.

Even to this day, like I got in the car like a couple of months ago and I said, are you wearing this particular scent? What is it? What scent? No, I don't want to talk about it. Really? It's a cheaper one. Oh.

Yeah, it's like a Rihanna. Oh, is that the cheap and nasty person you dated that you were talking about? They weren't cheap and nasty. The perfume is just a cheaper one. Right. Okay. All right. I'll leave it there.

Obviously, I'm over it. Obviously. Melina's here. Hi, Melina. Hi, Melina. Hey, how are you going? We're good. What does your partner smell like?

He's a boat builder, and he smells like resin and all the other chemicals that they use. Oh, I wouldn't mind that, Melina. Yeah, we do have people that step out of their car and they're like, oh, this place just smells amazing. I kind of give them a bit of a sideways look because I don't smell it anymore.

It's similar to like new rubber, new shoe smell, isn't it? Yeah, a bit stronger. Okay. A bit stronger. A bit stronger than that. See, like judging from Melina, like, obviously, you know, she works with someone who works with that kind of product. I'd like to date someone who works at a, like, a servo.

My dad worked in a servo. Did he smell like petrol? He smelled like petrol, yeah. Oh, sonny. That's the enduring memory of my childhood is dad smelling like petrol. I need someone like that walking through my living room. Oh, you should meet my dad. I don't think he stopped working there 15 years ago.

I reckon he still smells a bit like petrol. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Connor. Take a big sniff and tell us what does your partner smell like? Grass. Grass?

Grass. Is he a landscaper? No, he's a greenkeeper. Oh, yeah. What's a greenkeeper? Like someone who mows the lawns on like a golf course or something. Oh, right. I didn't know that that's what they were called.

Yeah. Right. They keep the greens looking good. Do you like the smell anonymous? Depends on the weather. Hotter weather is a bit better. Yeah. Because it smells like fresh snow and grass.

Yeah. Wet weather, mud and muck. Yeah, not the best. Smells like outside. Yeah. Yeah. Where there's mud and muck. Yeah. Not the best. Smells like outside. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, fair enough. I feel like I've got that smell about me after I mow the lawns. Yeah, you feel like, you know, you've got the smell of hard work.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then there's a bit of petrol from filling up the lawnmower, a bit of sweat from walking around in the sunshine. Yeah, that's a bit of me. I like that combination. I mean, I've got a lawnmower guy now, so I don't smell like that anymore. That's a great idea. I should make a cologne. What? Grass, petrol.

In sweat. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi there. How are you? Good, thanks. What does your partner smell like? He smells like a dog. A dog? Like not a wet dog. That's the worst smell. No, well, no, just a stinky dog, but it hasn't been washed in a dog. A dog? Like not a wet dog. That's the worst smell. No, well, no, just a stinky dog

but it hasn't been washed in a while. Why? He's a police dog handler. Oh, okay. Oh, he really would smell like dogs. Yeah, he really does and it's not a great smell. Yeah, not the most sexy smell. A lot of police dog handlers have the dog live at the house with them, don't they, Anonymous? Is that the case for you? Yes, they do, yeah.

We have the dog at home. How often do the police dogs get washed? I don't think as often as they probably should. Probably a bit like my husband. Your husband's like, when the dog gets a wash I'll get a wash Yeah Yeah

And the car smells as well Oh yeah Hide that away With one of those funny Sex wax Smelly things But that really doesn't work Oh and then it just mixes

With the dog smell Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah it doesn't work Okay well Bad time Do you kind of

Do you kind of like it? Like, is it kind of when you smell? No, dog smell. Bad dog smell is the worst. I'm trying to romanticise the whole thing. Nah. No, no, you really can't. It's fine.

It is what it is. A dirty-smelling dog anonymous. I'm so sorry. I am so sorry. How about this text? Someone says, my husband is a cray fisherman and a wild pest controller.

Possums, wallabies, goats, etc. He has to head straight to the shower and not pass go and not collect any kisses until double scrubbed and all washing in the washing machine. Admittedly, he wears good aprons and gloves so it doesn't smell too bad

but it still yucks me out. He basically smells like fish mixed with death. That's not ideal. What an interesting cross job situation. A lot of jobs going on there eh? A cray fisherman slash pest controller. Yeah both jobs

not great smelling. This I need to get myself a partner that does this because someone said my partner works with wine, so he often smells like grape juice and wine. Yeah, same as this one. My partner is a chef and he smells like a buffet when he gets home. Oh, my God, that's my dream.

Yeah. God, it would entice you to have a lick, wouldn't it? Yeah, yeah. Like if you're dating a chocolatier? Yeah. Yeah, you could. Come on over here. Come over here, I'll give you a lick, wouldn't it? Yeah. Yeah. Like if you're dating a chocolatier? Yeah. Yeah. Come on over here. Come over here.

I'll give you a lick. Mummy just needs a little. What flavour? Ooh. It's dark chocolate. Ooh, take me to the candy shop. My favourite. Oh, we're stupid.

Bree and Clint. Sit in Bree and Clint. It's Titty Swims and Loose Control. Every time you say it, it sounds like you're saying Titty Swims. I think you've got

something else on the brain. I think you're hearing what you want to hear. You would be correct. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down. Punk. Let's rip into

it another game of Google Down. And if you've texted through either Clint's name, Claudia's or Ella's, you might be in with a chance to win 50 KFC chicken dollars. Here's how the game works. I've put these exact questions into Google. I'm looking for the most common answer. The first answer these exact questions into Google. I'm looking for the most common answer, the first answer that comes up on Google. If you're the first person to yell it out, you'll get a point. First to three wins the game.

Got it. Locked and loaded. Ready to Google. Ready. Locked and loaded. We're going to Google. Claudia trying to psych Clint out. Okay.

You can't get me, Claudia. You can't get me, Claudia. Should I go and be in the All Blacks? I am the can't get me, Claudia. Shotgun being the All Blacks. I am the All Blacks. Good. I'm the All Blacks. None of you are the All Blacks, okay? Your island.

Is there a London team? Yes. It's called England. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my God, Ella. I need to Google that. I love you so much.

The Nelson Mandela effect. It is. Question number one. How old is Chad Michael Murray? 42. 42. Just took too long to learn. He is 42.

Maybe you psyched me out. Chad Michael Murray, you might remember him from One Tree Hill or The House of Wax. Good Irish name there, Claude. You should have got that one. Thanks. Question number two, Wonder Clint. How many people in the world wear glasses?

Oh, I'm one of them. 64% of them. 75%. Ella, correct. 64% of them 75% Ella correct 64% approximately which is around just over 4 billion people Wow It's a lot eh

Nice work Ella Go London Come on team London You've got this Question number 3 Who invented jelly You've got this. Question number three. Who invented jelly? Robert Cheeseburger. Can of glass.

Cheeseburger. Robert Cheesebrough. Marcus Gavius Apicius. My name is Marcus Aurelius. David Cline. David Cline. Look, I am not going to give it to any of you because I don't have the same name as any of you.

Oh, okay. That's fine. So that's quite a confusing question. Let's just move on. Still one to clean up. Now, what name did you have? I had Tom Lera. Oh.

An American mathematician. Yeah, okay. All right, next one. So no points there. Question number four. American mathematician. Yeah, okay. All right, next one. So no points there. Question number four. How many seasons are there of the show Judge Judy? 25.

That's a dead hate. I'm going to give you both a point. All three of us. No. I didn't hear any words coming out of your mouth. I don't know if I heard your voice. I was the high-pitched female voice. One to Clint, two to Ella, one to Claudia. This is anyone's game this week.

Go, Ella. Question number five. What song was the biggest hit in the year 2003? In the Club 56. Ella has taken the game Wow Come on London

Ella with the All Blacks this whole time This isn't the 2023 World Cup This is the 2019 World Cup When England came from behind to beat the All Blacks Ella That was an unreal game from you And guess what Corey for backing Ella We've got 50 KFC chicken dollars for you Ella, that was an unreal game from you. And guess what?

Corey, for backing Ella, we've got 50 KFC chicken dollars for you. Oh, yeah. I knew you could do it, Ella. Good on you. Hey, Corey, can I ask, why did you choose Ella? Oh, tried and true, mate. Thank you. No, not tried and true.

Exactly. No, the opposite of tried and true. Corey, she was due for a win, wasn't she? I'm a dog. Oh, mate, she'll win tomorrow too. Okay, Corey. I love it. How fun. Well done, Ella.

Yeah, well done, Ella. As I've always said in this game, as I've always said, anyone but Claudia. No egg for Claudia. No egg for Claudia. Brie and Clint. Brie, do you have a designated cleaning day at your house? No, we just do bits and bobs. As you go.

As we go. I do the same. Yeah. I think it's a horribly inefficient way to clean, but that's how I choose to live my life. Well, then. I like to wait until things are as dirty as I can stand, and then I clean them.

No, we just clean stuff as we go. And when I say we, I mean mainly my partner because I am horrible at cleaning. Is she one of those people that's constantly cleaning? Yeah, all the time. She's so good at it. So good to have one of those in the relationship. And I've never felt more disgusting and like an incapable human

because I'm just kind of like, why can't I be like an incapable human. Yeah. Because I'm just kind of like, why can't I be like this? Yeah. I like things clean. I love things clean. Yeah, but I'm busy, man. My brain just doesn't comprehend that I need to get up and clean things. Watching that David Beckham documentary and seeing how clean he is.

He's a bit of a clean freak, isn't he? Yeah. I think he's a bit obsessed. Bit OCD. He talked about how he won't go to bed until he's gone around and trimmed the candle wicks and wiped the inside of the glass of the candle vessel for smoke. See, that has never crossed my mind ever.

Ever. Like ever. So that's at the extreme end, right? That's extreme. I've got a list of things here that they say you should clean more often than you are. A lot of them I've never cleaned ever. Really? Which is shocking to me.

Oh, no. I'm about to find out I'm gross as well. So let's go through the list and I'll tell you how often you should clean these things. Okay. First thing on the list, your walls. You should be cleaning your walls. Oh, no. I've never cleaned a wall in my life.

The only time I've ever cleaned a wall is when I'm moving out of a flat. Yeah, to do a bond clean. Yeah. That's the only time I've ever cleaned a skirting board or a wall. You should be cleaning your walls once a month. No, you shouldn't. This is what the experts say. What a load of BS.

The next one is your heat pumps. You should be cleaning out your heat pumps. Oh, see, this one I do agree with. I know, but I never get around to it. I cleaned mine recently. Yeah. After I reckon three years and you know the only reason I cleaned it. Yeah. Is because

the heat pump stopped working properly. And I was like, oh, there must be something wrong with it. I reckon I remember to do mine once a year. You should be cleaning your heat pump every eight to 12 weeks. I totally agree with that one. Taking your filters out, rinsing them,

drying them, putting them back in. I have to stand up on a chair and pull those things out. Your dishwasher. Oh, I don't, yeah. It's so weird to have to clean the dishwasher

because the dishwasher does the cleaning. Clean yourself, dishwasher. It does. To a degree. Nah, you buy that little thing and you slot it in and then you put it on a clean cycle. You've still got to take that disgusting bucket out of the bottom. Oh no, I don't mess with that. Yeah, well you should. Once a month your dishwasher. Nah, I can't. Computer keyboards.

Yeah. I saw you cleaning your computer keyboard yesterday. Yeah, I'm not too bad with my laptop. I usually give it a once over maybe every three months. Oh, yeah, it says once a month. No, once a month, yeah, for your keyboard. I mean, give or take. Better than nothing. Better than mine.

Better than nothing. This one blew my mind. Have you ever cleaned the light switches in your house? No. Neither. I've never even thought about it until you just said it. But they get fingered so much that they're going to pick up a lot of stuff on them. Yeah, a lot of fingers.

It says here that you should clean the light switches in your house once a week. You think about it. Light switches would see more fingers than most things. Yeah, exclusively fingers. Yeah. You missed it. Once a week. Once a week?

You should be wiping down all the light switches in your house once a week. Who is writing this article? Obviously they have nothing to do. Your pillows? Your pillows need to go in the washing machine? What, the actual pillow? Yeah, not the pillowcase, the pillow. Nah, it'll stuff up the pillow. You've got to find a way to clean it somehow. Nah, I'll just

replace it. Every three to six months. This blew my mind. Did you know that your pillow probably has an expiry date printed on its tag? I did know that. Did you know that your pillow probably has an expiry date printed on its tag? I did know that. I never knew that. Or some just print them on the actual pillow now. Yeah.

Yeah, it tells you when you should be chucking it out. And the last one's not an issue for me, and I'm assuming it's not an issue for you. Yoga mat. How often are we cleaning our yoga mats? Well, never, because I don't own one. No, but if you do own a yoga mat, it says you should be cleaning it every two to three uses.

No, no. You're lucky that I'm even doing yoga. Guys, I've been going back to the gym recently. I don't even clean my sweat towel after every use. Do you not? No, probably every two or three. I'm not a big sweater though. Aren't you?

Nah, like a real... I've been to year 45 with you. I'm real minimal. You get real red. Are you saying there's no sweat coming out? I get real red because the sweat can't get out. Is that what it is? Yes.

You look like a beetroot to me and you're saying... All right! Well, I'm just saying. Beetroots are hot. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Wash your sweat towel, please. just saying. Speed truths are hot. Yeah, okay. Wash your sweet towel, please. Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. All right, here we go, birthday bangers. Your number one songs when you turn 16. We'll do the math. We'll figure it out, and then we'll play our favourite one. Zane's going to play first. Hi, Zane. G'day, Zane.

Hey. How are you going, Zane? I'm doing phenomenal. Phenomenal, even. Zane, looking at your birthday, I see this is the first year you've been able to actually call for Birthday Banger. Yes, I've wanted to play probably the last two years at least. Oh my God! Well, welcome finally. Here's your time. What is your exact birthday? The 20th of February, 2007.

All right, Zane. That means you were 16 literally this year at the start of the year, and this was number one. Still on the ZM playlist as we speak Zane, that's going to age really well, that song. It's a great birthday banger. How do you feel about it? I feel great about that.

I love Miley Cyrus. It's a solid, solid birthday banger, Zane. It was a great comeback for Miley too. Yep. So wait there, we're going to do Savannah's birthday banger. Kia ora, Savannah. Hi, Savannah. Hi, how are you?

Good, how are you going? I'm doing good. Oh, good to hear, Savannah. Well, I'm excited to figure are you? Good. How are you going? I'm doing good. Oh, good to hear, Savannah. Well, I'm excited to figure this out for you. What's your birthday? Fourth of the 2nd, 2000. Okay, Savannah, that means you were 16 in 2016. Quick math. Here's your birthday banger. Buzzy G. That's Zayn Malik. Pillow talk. And we just had Zayn on the phone. It's meant to be.

What are the chances? Meant to be. Savannah, you a fan of Zayn Malik? Yeah. More so than One Direction. Yeah, okay. I see what you're saying. Yeah.

I really liked that song from him, though. I thought that was a solid... Yeah, it was good. Solo song from him. I thought so, too. Yeah. I really liked that song from him, though. I thought that was a solid solo song from him. I thought so, too. Yeah. Okay, Savannah. Well, if the next person's name is Miley Cyrus, I'm going to be really freaked out. I'm going to lose it.

Hello, Mike. Oh, so close. Oh, it was close. Howdy. How are you, Mike? Not too bad. And yourself? Yeah, not too bad.

Whereabouts are you calling from? Good old Invers. Good old Invers. Good old Invers. In for cargill. Dirty sound in your mouth. Lovely, Mike. Well, good to have you on the show. What's your birthday?

20th of February, 1988. All right, mate. You were 16. Are you the same birthday as Zane? Yep. Oh, my God. There's something going on today. You do, too.

You were 16, though, Mike, in 2004. And on the 20th of Feb 2004, this was number one. Oh, yeah. Baby Bash and Sugar Sugar. Shit, yeah. Shit, yeah. Yeah, that's an absolute stonker, Mike. You've got to have confidence, right?

Yeah, you do. You've got to have confidence. Confidence is key. All right, Mike from Envers. Wait there. We've got to decide between Baby Bash, Zayn Malik and Miley Cyrus for all of our February babies and birthday banger today. What are you thinking?

I'm leaning towards Zayn Malik. Or Baby Bash. Nah, it's sugar, sugar for me. That's what I was going to say if you let me finish. Mike, the confidence man from Invercargill, congratulations. You're the winner of Birthday Banger. Yeah, boys. You got it, Mike.

The confidence has paid off. Fake it till you make it. Brian Clint, you're on ZM. This is from 2004. ZM, Brian Clint that's the winner of birthday banger today Baby Bash and Frankie J

it's Sugar Sugar from the year 2004 for Mike from Invercargill he was 16 19 years ago that was a good time 2004 what was your favourite

thing that happened in 2004? Oh, I smoked my first joint. Is she joking? Allegedly. We'll never know. Do you know what a soft separation is? Soft separation?

Don't make it dirty. I can see those cogs in your brain ticking over. Do you know what a soft separation is? Yeah. No. Not a soft... A soft separation is a term for couples who are split, but not completely split.

Oh, that's not as sexy as what I thought it was going to be. No, no. Interestingly, Jada Pinkett Smith, Will Smith's wife, has this week revealed that her and Will Smith have been in a soft separation since 2016. Yeah, see, I don't know if that is a soft separation. I don't know what that is, what they have going on. I don't know what is going on with those two.

Yeah. But, like, it seems like she is on a mission to destroy him. It does, eh? That's what it seems like to me. Or just completely humiliate him. Yeah. She's like, oh, do you want to know something even more embarrassing about my marriage?

Okay, cool, I'll tell you it. Yeah, I'll tell you anything you want to know. Okay, you're right. Park, her, bad example. Because that's a long time. I feel like. Yeah. But no, no,, bad example. Because that's a long time. I feel like... Yeah. But no, no, but your self-separation can be over a long time.

Right. Your self-separation could have been going on for 15 years in this situation. It means that you have separated as a couple. You're no longer technically in a relationship. But you don't want to pay the legal fees to get divorced. Sometimes. Yeah. Sometimes. You might still

share a bank account together. You might still share things like cars or pets or increasingly more commonly, you might still live together if you're soft separated. You're not in a relationship but neither one of you has moved out.

Some people get soft separated to save money. Like if you split up this year and you guys owned a house together because the property market has dropped, you've probably lost money on that house. If you were to sell it, then you guys would be in the negatives. So it's better for you guys

to keep owning a house together for a while and what's cheaper than one of you renting a house? Just keep living in the house together even though you're separated. Oh, my worst nightmare my worst nightmare too i believe in a clean break in these situations but unfortunately with the world that we live in at the moment it's not financially possible for a lot of people totally you know and that's the hard reality and i totally understand that you know know. Yeah. Kids can complicate it. Pets can complicate it.

Pets complicate it. Property can complicate it. Work situations can complicate it. Oh, there's so many different factors now that come into it. We've asked this question before and I always find the reasons so fascinating. So because soft separations are in the conversation at the moment, we want to ask you, do you still live with your ex?

You guys have separated, you've split up, but you still live under one roof together. We're taking kids out of it, aren't we? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, sure.

Because that situation. Still interesting, though, if you're separated and you still live together because of the kids. But yeah, that's the more common one yeah okay okay well if there's kids involved have you still been like if you've separated like a number of years ago and you're still living together yeah yeah and one of you has a new partner yeah do they live in the house as well your ex-husband hubby's just down in the basement like can you guys keep it down? Shut up up there Stop being so happy What is the situation?

Why do you still live with your ex? That's the question we want to answer this afternoon. You can call us on 0800 dials at M. You can text us on 9696 and we can keep you completely anonymous if you're keen to share with us Brie and Clint. It's soft separation season at the moment

Yeah. Yeah. Apparently. Not the best. Nah. Kind of sounds like the worst kind of separation. You know? You want it hard most of the time. You like your separations hard?

Yeah. Like a hard separation? I would, Jacinda say. Hard and early. Go hard and early. Go hard and early on your separations. Don't go soft and limp. A soft separation is where you are technically separated, but you still share living arrangements or finances or something.

There's some major thing that still keeps you in each other's life. So you're not truly separated. There's a lot of logistics these days. And with the way, you know, cost of living is, I get it. Situations are difficult. Yeah, but you've also got to get on with your life. Yeah, no, but people literally sometimes can't afford to. Yeah. So how does it work? Someone said my mum and dad had a messy divorce, but still live together. They each have

their own room and life and share a roof, but nothing happens between them. Interesting. How was it messy and they still ended up living together? I was going to say, that's the interesting part. It was a messy divorce they still ended up living together? I was going to say, that's the interesting part. It was a messy divorce. This person wants to be anonymous. Hello, anonymous. Hi, kia ora. Kia ora.

What was the situation in your relationship, anonymous? Okay, so we had been together for eight years, no children involved. Yeah. And yeah, so now we're, it wasn't a messy, it wasn't a messy, it wasn't a messy breakup or anything. I just, we both can't afford to go out and move out on our own. Yeah, I get that, Anonymous. So how long has it been that you and your ex have been living together

now? So it's been about, oh, gee, six months. And you still haven't, yeah, I said to him that I'll move out. I said, no, you stay... Yeah, I said to him that I'll move out. I said, no, you stay in the house. I'll move out. And I've been looking ever since then. I'm like, OMG. You're like, I changed my mind. You move out.

Do you... Pat, you should move out. He's like, nah. Can't be bothered. Do you reckon that over the eight-year relationship that maybe you guys went from being partners to being more friends by the end of it and now it's

fine to live together because you're not you're still friends kind of thing? More than you were lovers? And we actually still share the balls together. Everything's still half half at the moment. You're good mates. Anonymous, I need to know have either of you started dating again

and bought someone back to the house? Oh, no, I won't. That was something that we sort of agreed on when we split, that we wouldn't bring new people back to the house. Yeah, right. But have you been on a date? Have you been on a date? Just quietly.

Just quietly. Just quietly. Quietly? You're like, I hope my ex isn't losing. Just quietly. I just kind of went for, yeah, just to meet someone. And I think he's also done it as well. And I tease him and say, oh, yeah, we've got a new lady. He's like, nah.

But I see him on his phone a lot. You know what's going on. What's that app with a little flame on it? Why are you swiping so much Yeah Yeah It's something that All good

We're sort of all good with that Yeah Good for you Anonymous Thank you for sharing with us We appreciate it Yeah All good Thanks Anonymous

It's nice that they can Obviously do that Because not every After every breakup Would you be able to And tease each other too I think that's a good sign Yeah

This person wants to be Anonymous too Hey Anonymous Hi Anonymous How Hi, Anonymous. How you going? We're talking soft separations. Do you still live with your ex? Yeah, about 12 months now. 12 months.

And what was the situation? Like how long were you dating? What kind of logistics were involved? We were married for five years. Why? Yeah, sort of grew apart and just decided you know time to go separate ways. Any kids

anonymous? Nah, nah no kids So why are you still living together? Well money was one of the main ones Do you own the house? Do you guys own the house together? I own it now I bought it off her and yeah she does like a lot of cleaning too.

So like once a week, it's like a full house cleaning. Anonymous. Anonymous. You don't want to look a gift horse in the mouth. Anonymous is like, I don't want her to move out. She's real good at cleaning. Oh, it's hard, man. It's hard.

Oh, no, it is hard. Especially running a household by yourself is bloody hard. Now that you're the landlord, Anonymous, does she get a discount in the rent for doing all the cleaning? Nah, cost is a cost. Anonymous! That's brutal. Any plans for her to move out?

Yeah, yeah. So she's got a new partner and she's moving over to Aussie, I think, next year. Anonymous, has the partner ever come to stay at the house, like, with you guys? Yeah, good question. Oh, yeah, he's been around once or twice. And did you eyeball him and give him a handshake and sort of go?

Yeah, you know, move on with life and all that, I suppose. You can't really stop the inevitable. No, absolutely not. That's nice, Anonymous, that you guys obviously have that relationship where you can, like, do that. What a strange situation, though. We're actually better mates now than we were married, to be honest. Oh, Anonymous, that's really nice.

You're like, Dave, this is my boyfriend. Gary, this is my husband. We live together. We live together. Hey, good on you, Anonymous. this is my husband. We live together. Hey, good on you. And I'm missing you for sharing. We appreciate it. Thanks, Anonymous. Cheers.

I think it was last week on the show, I was talking about how I wanted to get my dog, Meryl Streep, who is a rescued dog. I wanted to get her DNA tested. Just like you do with Ancestry DNA. It's literally with Ancestry.com. Is it the same company? Yeah. Are they branching out into dogs? That is genius.

There's other places that do it as well. That is so genius. They do it as well. They'll tell you what the genetic makeup of your dog is. Do they tell you your dog's family tree as well? I don't think so. I think it's you swab their mouth just like you do for like your own human test and then you send it in and they essentially tell you, yeah,

what breeds of your dog. What's got in it. Yeah. So what's most prominent and because Meryl is a rescue, we would love to know. What she is. What she is. You know, she's our baby. baby and i mean it's also good in

terms of like what if she's got some bougie dog in her you know you'd be like damn this dog was good value for money i don't know if she will but it's it's also good for like training purposes or like what food they should be there's a bunch of different reasons or if she's prone to any particular medical things that's all what do you need to tell yourself to justify the amount of money you've spent on the dog DNA test? That's fine. It's all BS. I just want to know what breeds Meryl Streep is made up of.

Anyway, I've went ahead and I've purchased the DNA testing kit for my dog. It's all go. I thought it would be funny. So my dad, Big Steve, who we've had on the show before, he's from country Queensland, Australia. He's an apple farmer, real country roots through and through. He's straight up the middle, isn't he? Dogs to him aren't companions.

They're working dogs. He has dogs on the farm to help him out. And I thought it would be a great idea to give my dad, the most country person I know, a call to tell him how much I've spent on a dog DNA test. Even just the idea of doing a dog DNA test. He's going to lose her. Yeah.

Do his dogs sleep inside? No. Never. They sleep in their kennels outside. Whereas yours have special indoor beds of their own. They're on my bed. Hello? G'day Dad

Oh, g'day sweetheart, how are you? Not too bad, Clint's here with me G'day Steve G'day Clint, how you doing? Going well, mate, going well Hey Dad, just a quick one for you Just wanted to get your reaction and your view on something that I recently purchased Okay, what did you purchase? reaction and your view on something that I recently purchased.

Okay. What did you purchase? So you know how obviously my dog, Meryl Streep, my child, I rescued her. So we don't know what type of breed she is. We don't really know much about her background, right? Yep. So, Dad, did you know that you can purchase a DNA test for your dog? That's wonderful, Brianna.

Your daughter, Steve, has spent real money on a swab that she's going to run around the inside of the dog's mouth to find out what its genetic makeup is. No, I don't believe that. Dad, guess how't believe that. Seriously not. Dad, dad, guess how much I spent. I hope you've spent nothing. That's what I hope. Leave the dog alone.

It's a dog. Leave it alone. Leave the dog alone. Dad, I spent on the dog DNA test. This is legit. I'm not lying to you. $159. Are you nuts? Are you crazy?

And I know that she's played a lot of pranks on you and Di in the past, but I, hand on heart, am telling you this is real true news that Bree's calling you with this afternoon, Big Steve. Dad, it's worth the money, Dad. Why? Why? Tell me why. I don't understand.

The dog, leave the dog. The dog, you like the dog? It's a dog money, Dad. Why? Why? Tell me why. I don't understand. The dog, leave the dog. The dog, you like the dog? It's a dog. Leave it alone. What do you want to know about it? Steve, I'll tell you what breed it is. It's dog. Hey, Dad, do you want me to order some DNA tests so you can test some of your cows? No.

I know what they are. They're cows. All right, Dad. We'll give you a call back when the results come in, okay? In future, before you do anything stupid like that, ring me and I'll talk you out of it, okay? Okay, Dad.

Sounds like he's into it. I think he likes it. Sounds like he's very supportive of your decision. I think he's on the edge of his seat to find out the results. We are the leading show I think he likes it. Sounds like he's very supportive of your decision. I think he's on the edge of his seat to find out the result. Bree and Clint. We are the leading show for maritime and aviation-based news. And I have a cracker of aviation story today. Oh, ready?

Ready? Keen? Always keen? You should be keen. This is an absolute beauty. So a flight full of passengers had to be cancelled in the past week. It was headed to Tenerife in Spain. And the reason why it needed to be cancelled is because a passenger defecated on the floor of the toilet.

Oh, no. It was an easy jet flight and it was already running behind schedule. Yeah. Some people think that the person may have gotten a little annoyed. Oh, it was a protest poo. Well, they don't know if it was a protest poo. It's still up in the air. What an animal. I do have some audio of when the pilot came over the loudspeaker.

You can't hear the first part, but essentially the pilot comes over the loudspeaker and goes, excuse me, everyone, we are going gonna have to cancel this flight as someone thought it would be entertaining to defecate uh on the toilet floor and then you hear the groans of all the passengers rather entertaining to defecate in front of the toilet so we're now staying the night here we're now going to get everyone off and you can spend, it's just organised hotels and they will fly back to Coromant. So, planes, buses,

and dad's plane go home to France. That pilot has his dad voice on. He's going, he's going to go, He was real annoyed, eh? He's going to go, you've made your bed, now we're going to turn this plane around

and we're going home. No, no, I don't care. No. I don't care. Someone, one of you, one care. I don't care. Someone. One of you. One of you has ruined it. You've also ruined the bathroom.

Why can't a plane take off if someone did a shit on the floor? Because I think it's unhygienic. I think they need to. Doesn't the plane have more than one toilet? Who of the flight attendants is going to put their hand up for that? I don't know. Offer the passengers one chance for someone to fess up. You know what they should do?

We got one chance. We're kicking you all off and there's one of you fesses up and gets in there and cleans it up. Yeah, and then they should start voting people off the plane. Yeah, like Survivor. Until they figure out who defecated on the floor of the toilet. Yeah. Just squawstem.

You give the passengers an option. You go, is someone willing to clean this up? We can go to Spain today if someone's willing to clean that up. And if no one is, because the pilot's like, shotgun, not doing it myself, then you can all get off

and stay the night here. I feel like someone just got confused when they were pointing out the exits. Your exits are here, here and here. Not here. My exit's right here. Not there! This is a story for anybody who travels

with their adult fun toys. Their indoor gardening tools. We've heard of these stories from time to time. Yeah. Haven't we? I didn't know people travelled with them. I thought if there was one in your suitcase,

someone would put it in there as a prank. Oh, no, people travel with them. Really? Yeah, I mean, I personally never have. You can't go a week without it. Yeah, some people are addicted. That's so strange to me. Laura Henshaw is an Australian podcaster.

She does a podcast with a lady called Steph Clare Smith. They do KickPod. You might have seen it, might have even listened to it. She has revealed that she had a very embarrassing situation involving her adult toy whilst going through customs recently. Take a listen. All of a sudden, I'm like, where the heck is my bag? And then I'm like, oh, it hasn't made it through the thing.

There's three security people standing around my bag. The line is starting to get longer and longer. This is a busy airport. He's like, do you have a mouse in your bag? And I was like, a computer mouse? He opens the bag. He has got no gloves on. And out he pulls my vibrator.

What? I literally lost my shirt. He's just holding it. I haven't washed that for a long time. Oh, Claudia, I thought we were going to cut off that last bit. That bit was not necessary. Not necessary. Claudia.

Claudia! You didn't specifically say it. I thought it was funny. Yes, Claudia. You put it to the men. If you're going to travel with it, wash it. Yeah, disgusting. Wash it. Not even if you're travelling. Just wash it in general.

She hasn't washed it for a long time. Why aren't you washing it? Yeah. Like, just wash it. And also, a mouse. Why would you think it was a mouse? Wouldn't you think it? Yeah. Like, just wash it. And also a mouse. Bug it in the dishwasher. Why would you think it was a mouse? Wouldn't you think it was a rabbit? Oh, it depends what it is.

Is there ones called mouses? I don't know. They come in all shapes and sizes. Double click the mouse. Yeah. Triple click the mouse. Use the scroll wheel. I think my mouse, you know, the ball underneath needs a bit of a clean.

Does it? Yeah. You shouldn't ignore the ball underneath. No, you shouldn't. You should always remember. I need to get one of those laser mouses, actually. Pay attention to the ball underneath. You know, a laser mouse, it just glides easier.

What's the best place to hide them, by the way? If you. In your shoe. Hey, then you would need to wash it. No, you put it in a bag and then you put it in your shoe. Oh, if you're travelling. Yeah. That would look even more like a suspicious item to me. I and then you put it in your shoe. Oh, if you're travelling? Yeah. That would look even more like a suspicious item to me.

I put a lot of stuff in my shoes. If there was something with batteries inside it, stuffed inside a bag, stuffed inside a shoe, I'd be like, bomb, that's a bomb. But what's wrong? They're going to pull it out and then they'll know it's not. Yeah. You know, it actually is quite protective.

The shoe is a good spot for a lot of things. And in Laura Henshaw's case, they would take it out and they'd go, oh, this thing stinks. Oh, my God. That's disgusting. Bree and Clint. And that's the end of the show, folks. Thank you very much for joining us.

That's all she wrote. What are you doing tonight? I've got a bunch of contestants. Actually, nearly all the remaining contestants from Celebrity Treasure Island coming to my house. And are you going to make them do challenges? Yeah, that's the idea. I just want to put them through a bit more of trauma, you know, as they're watching.

And are you going to eliminate one of them before the food comes out? That's exactly... Have you seen my plan for tonight? Yeah, I had a feeling. Yeah, when they turn up, I will be presenting them with their new buffs. Yeah. I had a feeling. Yeah. When they turn up, I will be presenting them with their new buffs. Yeah. And they will be put into teams.

Yeah. Nice. Perfect. Great evening. Yeah. Sounds like fun. What are you doing? I'm going to a Shakespeare production.

How different our nights are. Yeah. I'm going to watch a production of Twelfth Night. Never heard of it. But I'm sure it's fantastic. You heard of Shakespeare? Never heard of him. Oh, yeah. To be or not to be. Never heard of it But I'm sure it's fantastic Heard of Shakespeare? Never heard of him Oh yeah

To be Or not to be He's pretty good He wrote that Leonardo DiCaprio movie The Titanic No the other one Was Claire Dames

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