ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 18th September 2023

Episode Date: September 18, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. ZM3 and Clint. What about that news that the National Party MP candidate for Hamilton's name is Ryan Hamilton? I mean... That doesn't sound right. Could it be more perfect? Sounds a bit rigged to me. Sounds like an unfair advantage.

Well, I reckon what he's done is he's like to get cut through. I'm just going to change my last name. You reckon he's changed it? Absolutely. It's not that hard. Because you imagine you're in the polling booth and you're like, oh, yeah, what election am I voting in? Hamilton.

And so you just tick Hamilton. He would just get ticks just because people would be like, oh, that's a laugh. I'll just go for him. Ryan Hamilton. Yeah, I'm voting for a laugh. I'll just go for him. Ryan Hamilton. Yeah. I'm voting for Hamilton. Yeah.

Ryan guy sounds all right. Ryan for Hamilton. Like, you know who... Ryan Hamilton for Hamilton. You know who maybe one day could come and run would be Lewis Hamilton. Lewis Hamilton would be a great MP for Hamilton. He'd be a great candidate. What party would he be in?

Not the Green Party because he likes to drive his own car. True. Not the Green Party. Yeah. He doesn't want to take public transport. He's pretty rich. He doesn't drive his own car. True, not the Green Party. Yeah, he doesn't want to take public transport. He's pretty rich. He's pretty rich. Yeah. So. He's for the people. He's a vegan. Oh, he's vegan. He might

be voting for the Green Party. I reckon he'll have a different foot in each camp. He'll be conflicted. He'll be a hybrid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Vote Lewis Hamilton in the upcoming elections people of Hamilton. This product is not endorsed by any political party or whatever we have to say so we don't get sued. This broadcast is not politically aligned.

We are joking. We're just having a laugh. We endorse every candidate that is running. But it does seem a bit rigged that the candidate for Hamilton's last name is Hamilton. I can look into it. I think he's changed it. Hey, today on the show, we're going to play the $25,000 cash catch up again at 4 o'clock.

There's more money up for grabs. Plus, we're going to tell you how you can watch and win with the brand new season of Celebrity Treasure Island, which launches tonight. Yeah, it kicks off tonight and big chances for you to pick up $1,000 cash if you tune in. But $50 cash up for grabs right now with

Tradie vs. Lady. If you want to play for grabs right now with Tradie versus Lady. If you want to play for a Monday, 0800 DIAL ZM. Bree and Clint. Time for a round of Tradie versus Lady. It's Tradie versus Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. If this is the first time you've heard this game, we play it at the same time every day and we keep score,

have been keeping score all year. The tradies are on 76 wins for the year. The ladies are out in front on 84. Our lady is from Auckland. She's 53 years old and she used to be a champion kickboxer. She's here looking for a knockout victory. Welcome to the show, Julie. Thank you. Julie, that's such a cool, victory. Do you like that? Welcome to the show, Julie. Thank you.

Julie, that's such a cool, fun fact about you. How long did you do kickboxing for? About 30 years. Wow. Can you still get your foot up over your head? No. No, it doesn't last forever? No.

Julie's like, if you don't use it, you lose it. Exactly. Okay, you lose it. Exactly. Okay, you're taking on our tradies today. They're calling from Rangiora. They are 20 years old, and they're five foot tall, but they can dunk. Welcome to the show, Zach. Thank you. I think he's five foot five.

Oh, five foot five. Yeah, five foot five. Still, Zach, that's so bloody impressive. And is that on a normal standard basketball ring you can dunk? Yeah. That's unreal. You can jump four and a half feet vertically into the air? Yep.

That's amazing, Zach. Did you ever think about a career in high jump? Oh, no. Fair enough. Yeah. Fair enough. All right, enough said. Zach, your buzzer is tradie

Julie yours is lady First of three correct answers Gets 50 bucks from KFC Here we go guys Question number one Another huge weekend of sport For New Zealand Did the All Blacks and Warriors

Both win or lose Lady Yes Julie Lady Yeah All Blacks won and the Warriors won Up the waz Up the waz

Up the bloody waz Jules. I like it. You were in like Flynn there and you were correct. They both did win. One to the ladies. Question number two. How many different signs are there in the Zodiac?

Trady. Yes, Zach. Twelve. He's on the money. We're talking Aquarius, Capricorn, et cetera, et cetera. Nice work. I thought you were going to name them all. I reckon I could.

Et cetera, et cetera. I reckon I could. Probably not. I'm not going to try. That's pretty boring to listen to. Zach, nice work. You're on the board. We're one apiece.

Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Yeah, Zach. Katy Perry. Katy Perry., Zach. Katy Perry. It is, of course, Katy Perry. One of her biggest songs, Firework. Zach, you've got two. Julie, you've got one.

You need this one here to stay in it. Question number four. Fiji beat the Wallabies this morning. Yes, Zach. 22-15. You may have gone too early, Julie. That means I finish the question and you get a shot at it, okay? Fiji beat the Wallabies this morning for the first time in their history.

What is the traditional drink made from the tree root that is enjoyed in Fiji? Kava? It is kava. Well done. We're all level. Nice work. Here we go. We're? Kava. It is Kava. Well done. We're all level. Nice work. Here we go. We're all tied up.

This is for the win. Question number five. On the TV show Friends, the character Phoebe Buffay sings a song about an animal. Yes, Julie. Lady, a cat. It is a cat. Nice work. She's got it.

She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Nice work. She's got it. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Well done, guys. That was down to the wire. Ripping game this afternoon. Good game, Zach. But, Julie, you come away with the win and $50 cash.

Cool. I can't wait to tell my son when he comes out of school. Oh, I love it. Can we get one more up the whas, Julie? Up the whas. Up the whas. Up the whas. Up the waz. Up the waz. Bree and Clint. There is a woman who is very annoyed at the school that she sends her son to

after her son came home absolutely terrified from a movie trailer that they showed them in class. Oh, yeah. So not the whole movie. Just the trailer. The trailer. Yeah. them in class. Oh yeah. So not the whole movie. Just the trailer. The trailer. So her son's 11 and apparently they showed them the trailer for the movie from 2012

that stars Daniel Radcliffe called The Woman in Black. Yeah. It's a horror slash thriller and apparently is rated I believe maybe 16 plus. But apparently this movie really rocked her son badly to the core. Why would they show that to an 11-year-old? Were they like, oh, you guys thought Harry Potter was scary? I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I've never seen it. I've never heard of it. But I'm looking at images of it right now. It looks terrifying. This is what it reads. It says a lawyer is assigned to travel to a village to examine a house that belonged to a recently deceased woman.

He discovers the spirit of the same woman and learns that she's killing the village children. Why would you show that to an 11-year-old? That movie would scar me as an 11-year-old as well and it got me thinking about what was the main film that really scarred me as a child. Yeah. The one that I had nightmares about,

the one that carried on scaring me into my teenage years. Do you know what it was? Yeah. Yeah? I feel like it was two. There was two distinct movies I can remember, but I've gone with one of them because of one particular sound from this movie that haunted me, the grudge.

Go! Why were you allowed to watch this as a child? Because I went to boarding school and we would sneak movies in and we'd watch them when the boarding mistresses weren't there. That movie haunted me. Yeah, well, fair enough. That movie in the ring, I feel like, were the two that really stuck out to me. Yeah, fair enough.

That scarred me as a child. Yeah. What about you? Well, mine sounds silly now. What was yours? Yours is an actual scary movie. Mine sounds a bit stupid now. What was it?

Well, can I just say Jurassic Park was up there. Jurassic Park was pretty scary if you were real young. Yeah. But the main thing that... The Aristocats? Aristocats. No, I liked Aristocats. The main thing that made me run out of the lounge

and scream for my mum and want the television to be turned off was the two old men that sat up on the balcony on the Muppets. It's called the medium sketch. The medium sketch? Yeah, it wasn't rare and it certainly wasn't well done. I don't know why.

I don't remember being scared of them. I was so scared of them. Why? I don't know. I thought we were saying weird things. I didn't know you were going to come in with the actual grudge and then I'm just going to look like a little bitch who couldn't even watch the Muppets. No, that's what scared you. We're not here to judge you. Producer

Claude, were you terrified by Sesame Street? Yeah, please be Tally Tally. Yeah, Big Bird was really scary. So scary. No, mine actually was. You feel silly now. Mine was a kid's cartoon though. Do you remember Courage the Cowardly Dog? No. It was like a Cartoon Network

show and it was this little purple dog. I remember it. I remember the grandma and the granddad and they had no eyes. He was scared of everything. So everything was like probably a little bit scary but there was one episode

where it was like a king from Egypt had reanimated and was trying to get this thing back and it was animated slightly different to the actual show. Oh, creepy. This is what he sounded like. Return this land.

What? Return this land or suffer my curse. Okay, that's enough. Yeah, quite creepy. He kind of looks like Slenderman. Yeah, it was something about the way he was animated. Like, this is the only thing that's ever given me nightmares. Return this land.

Loving that audio in. I thought he was saying, return my slab. It's crate day tomorrow. Return my slab. What about you, producer Ella? What still scares you? Ha ha. I know.

It actually does still scare me. Another kid's show. I don't know why, but it was called The Number Jacks. And the villain on The Number Jack it was called The Number Jacks and the villain on The Number Jacks was called The Number Taker and he didn't have hands because his hands were like vacuums and they'd suck up all these numbers.

What the hell is this show? He has a song. What kind of budget kids television were you watching? What youth group ass TV show is this? What are they showing you down at the youth group? He's got barbecue tongs for hands. Anyway, let's take a listen. Let's see if it's scary.

It's scary for how easy. That's creepy, yeah. How bad the song is. I hate it. I mean, it's scary for how creepy. How bad the song is. I hate it. Oh, I can't laugh. Mine was the men off the Muppets. Yeah, you can't laugh. Yeah, Courtney's and mine were definitely the worst.

Actually, no. Mine was the only actual scary one. You asked the question what scared you as a kid. So I thought it had to be kid stuff. I watched it when I was like 10. Yeah, I should have said I know what you did last summer. Was that the movie for you? No, but I should have made myself sound tougher than

the Muppets. Do you remember me watching scary movies? Nah, don't like them. You never watched them? Probably Sixth Sense. That would have scared me too. Oh, $800 a day, what was it for you? What was the movie that really scarred you as a kid? It doesn't have to be a horror movie.

It can be though. But it can be. It can be. Or it could just be something normal that really traumatised you. Brie and Clint. And there's been a lot of texts come through saying, I'm with you Brie, the ring is terrifying. Yeah.

Like, if the static comes up on the TV, straight away all I think about is the ring. I used to be terrified of all claymation. Any animation done with clay used to really, really tip me over the edge. Yeah, look, Wallace and Gromit, terrifying. Wallace and Gromit. Chicken Run.

Blocky. Any of those. What was, was it Gumby and Friends? Gumby, sorry, not Blocky, Gumby. Gumby and Friends. Gumby is the one that actually got me. Oh, you know what really is absolutely terrifying? Yeah.

Pengu. But we're asking you this afternoon, what was the movie that really stuck with you, that terrified you as a kid? Oh, the TV show Nedley's here. Hi, Nedley. Hi, Nat. show. Natalie's here. Hi, Natalie. Hi, Nat. Hi.

How are you? Good, thanks. What movie was it for you, Nat, that really just scared the bejesus out of you? Freddy Krueger. Oh, he is a scary character, eh? He's the one with the, he's got the Edward Scissorhands fingers, eh? That's right. But he's also got.

Giant stiletto knife nails. Yeah. Brie, what does his face skin do for your trypophobia? Yeah, I don't like it. I don't like it. Who's his mate, Jason? Is that his mate? Yeah, I think so.

Oh, with the mask. Yeah, with the white mask. Yeah. Yeah, scary as. Yeah, that's deranged. So I used to have nightmares that he was chasing me. I was one of those kids. Oh, you poor thing.

Did he target kids? Absolutely, you poor thing, Natalie. Did he target kids? I was waking up sweating, absolutely frightened. Yeah, absolutely horrible, those movies. Don't worry, Natalie. What kind of sick bastard came up with that? Let's go to Luke. Hi, Luke.

Hi, Luke. Yo. What was it for you? What terrified you as a kid? Independence Day. Oh! Is Will Smith in that movie? Yeah.

And the aliens come down and... Yeah, and they park the UFOs above major cities around the world, eh? Yeah, that's the one. Luke, what's all this recent chat about aliens being real? What's that doing for that for you? It would be an awful waste of space if there wasn't. It would be, eh, now that you actually think about it. I think that movie, they're super aggressive and obviously, you know.

Yeah, it doesn't will Smith. It was just the one scene where they blew up the Parliament building and then I just could not get to sleep because I thought the aliens were going to, like, sort of hover over the art museum and blow it up and then take out the rest of town with it sort of a deal. It was just that one scene. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Your mind goes to funny places. I like that bit where Will Smith punches the alien. That's right. He, like, beats it up. Yeah. Like Will Smith, ultimate hero. Few texts coming through on the text machine. Someone said the movie Coraline where they had buttons for eyes.

Yes. That movie scared me too. Yeah, yeah. Cartoon. Someone else said I watched Castaway the night before flying on my own for the first time. My bum was clenched a week after the flight. Why would you do that to yourself?

Someone else said the movie Jaws. I'll never swim in the ocean because of that movie. I'm 38 and still traumatised. Really? That movie is terrifying as a kid. Shark wasn't even real. It wasn't even good, the shark. Go back and watch it.

It's still bloody scary. Sarah's here. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Kia ora. You're a kid. You're watching something on TV. It traumatises you.

What is it? Scary Movie 3. Is that the one with the hand? No, that's the one with the ring. Oh, the girl from The Ring. Yeah. Oh, it's that girl from... It wasn't even the real movie and it still scared me.

It's meant to be funny, Sarah. Sarah, don't watch the real thing. Don't watch the real one. Look, comedy is subjective. Even in Scary Movie when they have the guy from Scream in it, that still scared me. Really? Yeah, where he's calling the house, like, still scary.

Hello, Cindy. Who was that? Still didn't like it. Kate. Oh, Katie, finally. What was the one that scared you? Hey, the movie Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Me too.

I forgot about Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Was too. I forgot about Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Was it the kid catcher? Yes. Horrifying. And they kept them in that dungeon underneath where all the water was. Yes. Yeah, no, that's terrified me my whole life. Yeah, I still can't bring myself to watch it.

Yes. It was such an unnecessary part of that movie. Yeah. Yeah, can't we just have a nice movie about a fun car? Yeah. Yeah, that part was really weird, wasn't it? Yeah. Didn't like it.

A lot of text for Labyrinth coming in with David Bowie. A few texts coming through for Jumanji, the original. Yeah. Remember the drums? They scared me. It was the old house that scared me. No, it was like all the stuff. What about the monkeys that came

in and then the giant spiders and then... To be honest, the flying monkeys in The Wizard of Oz was always hard to handle as well. A lot of people didn't like that. Someone said the house of wax. Was it Paris Hilton's acting? Because that was pretty scary. That was terrifying. Bree and Clint.

Pop quiz. Do you kiss your dog on the mouth? Me? Yeah No Neither of them? Yuck You don't kiss them on the mouth? No

Do you let them lick your face? No Do you lick their face? No Do you give them a little kiss on the head? I will give them a kiss on the top of their head Yeah I do do that, yeah

Do you let them lick other parts of your body? No No? No Okay, and do they They Don't? No You can keep them at home?

They still try? Licking in our household is a no-no. We try and I mean, look, from time to time they do get a sneaky one past you because they're dogs and that's what they do. But no, definitely don't lick my

or kiss my dogs on the mouth. I don't kiss my cat on the mouth. Do you let your cat lick you because it feels funny on the mouth. I don't kiss my cat on the mouth. Do you let your cat lick you because it feels funny sometimes? Nah, I can't stand the feeling of cats licking you. A cat's tongue, have you ever looked at like a... Yeah, it gives me the heebie-jeebies. It's creepy, eh? That's how they stay so clean. Yeah.

It's like a brush. It's like a scrub daddy for a tongue. Claudia, you've got a dog and a cat. Do you let you kiss them on the mouth? No Oh, you do! And Ella, I'm going to say She's 100% a yes

I lick my cat back You lick your Please tell me that's not true So there's logic behind it I haven't done it for a while But I used to feel bad that I'd take I took my cat away from her mother and so I would lick my

cat to be like, I am your mother. Are you alright? This is something that would You need to talk to someone in therapy about this. I am your mother. Okay, you might want to stop that after I give you this information, okay?

I already know what this info is going to be. I've been reading this article that says, is it okay to kiss your animal on the lips? Or to even kiss them at all? Like on any part of their body? I've seen, can I just say, what my dogs eat. Or what they lick. And I don't want that on my face. Infectious diseases that move from animals to humans

are called zoonotic diseases or zoonosis. Like rabies? Yeah, that's one of them. But we don't have that here. Yeah. More than 70 pathogens of companion animals, that's your dogs, your cats. Birds.

Birds. Rats. Your bearded dragons. Mice. 70 pathogens are known to be transmissible to people. Wow. So they know there are 70 different diseases they can give us. They can be transmitted directly from pets to humans

through contact with saliva that's licking, bodily fluids. Which is what? Maybe if you go for a run with your dog. Blood. Blood, yeah. And faeces. Because dogs don't sweat. Or through contaminated bedding, soil, food or water.

The bedding one's concerning because a lot of people let their animals sleep on the bed. I let my dogs in the bed. Only on the top, not in the sheets. Yeah, we've got a special pillow that we cover for the cat. That's the cat pillow. But she's up by our head. Like some nights I'll wake up because the cat is snoring and I'm like, what's that smell? She dropped her guts.

No, my face is right beside the butthole of the cat. Yeah, she's dropped her guts. Like she's pointed her butt around to me and my nose is right farted in your face. Oh, but she's so cute though. Cute butthole, yeah. I've read this whole article and nowhere

does it tell you yes or no, you shouldn't kiss your dog. What do you mean? It doesn't tell you. It just says, it gives you examples. It says a woman in Japan developed meningitis from kissing her dog on the face. Pet birds can transmit cytococcus. What's that?

That causes pneumonia. Oh, God. Pet turtles can give you salmonella infections, particularly in young children. Fish have been linked to bacterial infections in humans, including fibrosis and salmonellosis. So maybe that's from like cleaning out their tank water or something. Yeah, maybe.

It just seems like the risk versus reward of kissing your animal on the lips at least. It is so cute when you give them a little kiss on the head. I'm never, like, I don't even think about it when I kiss my dogs on the forehead. No. Like, I just do it. It's just like a habit.

I'm just like. Yeah, but why is that the clean bit? They can't even look at that bit. Producers, would you say kissing your dog on the forehead cleaner than them licking your face? Yeah, probably. I kiss my cat on the head. Surely. Yeah. Sniff test first,

but yeah. Not you. Not you, okay? You've been discredited in this conversation. I thought this was a safe space. And I'm fine, by the way. I'm not sick. I'm all good. Your immune system's probably the best out of all of us. To be honest, I just can't stop thinking about where you'd lick your cat.

Yeah, if you want to be its real mother, you have to lick it all over. Yeah. Just its head. I wanna lick you all over. Do you give it a full body or? No, not yet. Okay, let's... What about those people who share an ice cream cone with their dog?

Oh, yeah. Have you seen those? When I see it, I do think, oh, that's so cute. I would never do it, but I think it's cute. Just shell out for a second ice cream. I shared a lollipop with my dog once. All right. It was big, so she had one side and I had the other side.

Yeah, that's hygienic. Yeah. Bree and Clint. It's time to play Guess That Celebrity Voice. We're playing teams. We're playing for 50 KSC chicken dollars. Joining Team Bree is Sam. Hi, Sam.

Hello, Sam. Hey. G'day, mate. You know your celebs? A little bit, yeah. Oh, just get in here and give it a hoon, Sam. That's the aim of the game. Who's your favourite celebrity?

Who's your crush? Who's your pass card? Oh, Mila Djumakovic. Oh, okay. Wait, who? No, just go with her. Oh. Resident Evil.

Oh, Resident Evil. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, she's a babe. Yeah. Let's go to Walter. Hi, Walter. G'day, Walter. Hey, how's it going?

Your last name's not White, is it, Walter? No, it's not. Sorry. Okay, good. Just checking.'s it going? Your last name's not White, is it, Walter? No, it's not, sorry. Just checking, just checking. Someone cooked here. Heisenberg? Walter, who's your celebrity pass card? I don't know, actually. Walter White.

Yes. Jessie. Jessie Pinkman. Jessie Pinkman. Okay, Walter, you're on my team. Sam, you're on Bree's. Claudia's going to run the game. Hi, Claude.

Hello, Claude. Hello. So this is Guess the Voice. I'm going to play a clip of a famous person's voice. First to buzz in with your name and get it correct will win your team a point. First team to three wins. Easy as that. Easy as that.

So Bree and Clint, you guys are taking the first round. Buzz in with your name. Good luck. Here you go. Yeah, I'm actually, I'm in a fantasy football league with Paul and a few other actor buddies. It almost feels like that's all that title does is give you

a hard time, you know. Oh, so familiar. Have we got a theme today by the way? I should say the theme. It's pretty broad. It's just some of the best actors. Brie? Brie. Paul Rudd? No.

You're very close, though. Gave it a shot. Yeah, I'm actually, I'm in a fantasy football league with Paul and a few other actor buddies. It almost feels like that's all that title does is give you a hard time, you know? The Paul he's talking about was Paul Rudd. I thought so.

Maybe that's why I guessed that. Is he boys with Paul Rudd? Yeah, he's boys. Who's about was Paul Rudd. I thought so. Maybe that's why I guessed that. Is he boys with Paul Rudd? Yeah, he's boys. Who's boys with Paul Rudd? Just think about the movies that Paul's been in recently. I know who it is. Franchises. Clint.

Clint. Jason Segel? No. That's who I was going to guess too. Oh, what? Bray. Yes. Ben Stiller.

No. The superhero. Ben Stiller. Oh. Ben Stiller. Like a superhero Ben Oh Ben Stiller Paul Rudd is a superhero Who else? Clint

Clint Robert Downey Jr No Brie Chris Evans Yes Just throwing names out now Oh so easy

Yeah I'm actually I'm in a fantasy football league with Paul Yeah okay That's a hard one No I still don't hear it. Chris Evans, the guy who plays Captain America. Sam and Walter, I hope you guys go better than we did. You can't go worse.

The guy who plays Captain America. Yeah, that guy, yeah. Well, Sam and Walter, the next one is for you guys. Here it is. You know what? When they're this age and you guys are not there, like, I'm in it because, you know, you've only got a finite amount of time,

so I'm girl dad all the way. Oh, I know who that because, you know, you've only got a finite amount of time, so I'm girl dad all the way. Oh, I know who that is. I know this one. Recently made his return to the WWE. Very big guy. Yeah, Sam. Brock Lesnar? No. Me.

Good guess. Did you say Brock Lesnar? Is that Undertaker? Eats a lot of protein. Was one of the highest, no, was the highest paid actor for the past couple of years. Has his own brand of tequila called Terramana. Who said that? Who said that?

Sam. Sam, yeah. Use your buzzer next time. He's got it. He's got it. The Rock. Dwayne Johnson. This was supposed to be the easy round of just nice little actors round.

Well, that's two points for Team Brie, but Brie, you could win here. Okay. You have to get this one, okay? And I will. Yeah, good luck. Here you go. I wanted to do a radically different thing to all the other Batman. I just thought because everyone was...

Brie. That's Robert Pattinson. It is. Come on, Sam. We got it, mate. How weird does he sound with this real accent? It sounds bizarre. There's no such thing as a British Batman, Claudia.

Robert Pattinson. I'm Batsman. That means, Sam, you come away with the 50 KFC chicken dollars. You enjoy that, mate. Who's grappling with the super cute kid in the background? Oh, that was me. Sorry. I want to say, Bree, I'm going to buzz in.

Is that a four-year-old? No. Clint, two. Clint's a two-year-old? Two, yes. Ah, gutted. No points. Bree and Clint.

Sorry, I'll pad the time for you for a bit. Bree's just done herself a headphone injury. Have you right in the bridge of my nose? Like, you know where it makes your eyes water? Oh, jeez. It's all right. Take a moment. Take a breather.

Shows with you by KFC. If you're hungry for lunch, you can save like a boss with KFC's hot and spicy lunch. No, it's not bleeding. No, you're good. Damn, that hurt. Far out. All right, we're back on. All I want for my birthday is a birthday dinner.

Really got me a good one. Made my eyes water. There's not many injury issues in a radio job. Nah. That is one of them. That and knocking out a front tooth on the microphone. Have you seen someone do that? No, but I always live in fear.

Yeah. I just live in fear of touching the microphone with my mouth. Yeah, why does your microphone electrocute you? It does sometimes, yeah. I just rub my feet on the carpet sometimes. I should get that looked into. Okay, birthday bangers, number one song on your 16th birthday. Renee's going to give it a go.

Hi, Renee. Hi, Renee. Hi, how are you? How was your weekend, Renee? It was busy, really busy. I worked, so yeah, didn't get much of a weekend. Oh, well, poo that, Renee. Let's do your birthday banger.

What's your birthday? 31st of March, 1984. All right. That means you were 16 in the year 2000. And on your 16th birthday, this was at the top of the charts. Announced last week, they're back together. You get in sync in Bye Bye Bye. You into it? Awesome. Announced last week, they're back together. You get in sync and bye, bye, bye.

You into it? Awesome. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, totally. No, you're not, Renee. You can be honest with us. Just be polite with us. We like it when people are honest.

Yeah, I was hoping to get a banger, but no, we're good. 2000, like Evanescence or... Oh, that's... Yeah, no, I would say five. Five, we're good. 2000, like Evanescence or... Oh, that's... Yeah, no, I would say five. Five, oh, okay. Yeah. Well, they're not that far off NSYNC, to be honest. Well, I mean, NSYNC is like the American version of five. And I would argue that's NSYNC's biggest hit, but...

Okay, we'll do one for Connor. Hi, Connor. G'day, Connor. Hey, how's it going? What did you get up to for your weekend, Connor? Oh, I was working all weekend, though. Geez, everyone's working. Oh, got to get this country back on track.

Someone's got to do it. What's your birthday, Connor? Second of the 10th, 1999. All right, that means you were 16 in 2015. And on the 2nd of October, 2015, this was number one. What do you mean? The full rebrand of Justin Bieber. What do you

mean? Are you a fan? Me? Yeah. You a believer? Vaguely. This was the album though when Justin Bieber really branched off and started doing more of his own style. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It was less cutesy. Yeah. He had that song with Diplo and Skrillex. There was some cool stuff on the album. Yeah, let's do one for Izzy. G'day, Izzy. Hi, Izzy. Hi.

You didn't work on the weekend, too, did you, Izzy? No. Okay, good. Just jobs for mum. Oh, good. Just jobs for mum. Ah, okay. Jobs for your mum. You don't get paid for those. Yeah, that's not paid.

Okay, give us your date of birth. We'll give you your birthday banger. 19th of May, 2006. Okay. All right. God, people are calling the radio and they're born in 2006. It blows my mind. It means you were 16 just last year in 2022, Izzy.

And here is your birthday banger. We've been doing birthday bangers so long that these songs never ever qualified as a birthday banger. No. So to hear them come up, it's got to be the first time we've had Jack Harlow. Clint, they didn't exist when we started doing this. Izzy. This song didn't exist when we started doing this. Is he? The song didn't

exist when we started doing Birthday Banger. Until last year. Izzy, are you a fan of that song from Jack Harlow? Yeah. It's a good one. I liked that one from Jack Harlow. That is the Jack Harlow song. To like. When's he going to do another song?

He did that Dua Lipa song and everyone was like. How did the Dua Lipa one go? Dua Lipa. I really want to do a feature or something. It was just him creeping on Dua Lipa through a song. It was like stage five from you, Jack Harlow. NSYNC. I'm going NSYNC too.

NSYNC. Oh, it's the comeback. It's the big comeback. Even though Renee wasn't super keen, you've still won birthday banger today, Renee. Wow. Yeah. Yeah.

Best song ever. Yes, Renee. Best song ever. Get into it, Renee. Thanks for pumping the tyres for us, Renee. Have a great Monday. See you, mate. Awesome.

Thank you. Bree and Clint, you're on ZM. Here's NSYNC. That's the winner of Birthday Banger today for Renee from the year 2000. It's NSYNC and Bye Bye Bye. The boys are back too. Yeah, the boys are back. The boys are back on.

They got a new song on the Trolls soundtrack. Yeah. What deal has Justin Timberlake done with animated movies? Well, that song he did for the first Trolls soundtrack? Yeah. What deal has Justin Timberlake done with animated movies? Well, that song he did for the first Trolls movie. Was that Trolls as well? I Got the Feeling. Can't Stop the Feeling. Can't Stop the Feeling, I think,

was one of his biggest selling songs ever. Yeah. So it would have made him a ton of money. So if I know the NSYNC boys, it's like, boys, you've got to get on this. Guys. This is the gravy train, baby. Get on the animated train. We're here to stay.

Look, I want to talk about this list that is going absolutely viral at the moment and it's a list of women icks towards men. Okay, yeah. So there was an account, I believe it's an Aussie satire account.

It's called Miss Double Bay and it's this list of icks that they've made and it's just everywhere at the moment. And I thought we could go through them because there is some new ones on here. Are they new ones? Yeah, because some of them are getting a bit worn out. Like the running for a ball in a

game of beer pong. We've heard that one. I'm sick of hearing that one. Yeah, I reckon these are new ones. Okay. And they're always fun to go through together to see if we all feel the same. Producers, on your mics, to see if you guys agree with these being icks. So these are things that men do that ick women. But I reckon it can go both ways.

Okay. But you guys decide. You remember my theory, though, eh? What? Men can't get the ick. That's not true. That is so not true. No, men can't get the ick.

Do you guys agree with that? You don't get to have an input. You ain't men. Do you guys agree that men can't get the ick? No, I think men get the ick. Of course. I think they do. I think I've icked out my boyfriend all the time.

He just comes back for more. Okay, ready? Here's the first one. Talking about their gap year after the age of 21. That, yeah. That's a good one. I like it. The next one, these are new ics apparently that are unlocked.

Still uses a Hotmail address. Oh, that's a good one. And people do. I really want to know what Hotmail looks like in 2023. It's so bad. I've still got mine because I need to go into it to get what Hotmail looks like in 2023. It's so bad. I've still got mine because I need to go into it to get a few things every now and then. Surfy Chick 69. Yeah, Surfy Chick.

No, my other one. But it's not a good platform. It's real bad. Okay, that's another one. Next one on the list. His favourite ice cream flavour is hazelnut or rum and raisin yeah that's old man ice cream flavor who's picking hazelnut i love old man flavors and i'm not having any of those who's getting hazelnut flavor claudia yeah i would are you hazelnuts like the best of all the nuts yeah it's the king of nuts i would argue that i would argue that the cashew nut is the best.

Not for ice cream, though. I would argue pistachio is the king of nuts. For ice cream? For ice cream, for drinking beers. You reckon pistachio trumps cashew? Yeah. What about, I mean... Suck on the shells.

Let me... You do love to suck on the shells, don't you? Yeah, it's a double nut. I do love... Yeah. The next one on the list, this one's pretty good, orders muesli instead of eggs at a cafe. That's a waste of money.

You know what? Anyone, if I go out to brunch with you, which is really rare because it's so bloody expensive, and if I go out to brunch with you and you order the Bircher muesli, I'm ropeable. I'm like, order the shishuka or something you can't have at home. Or toast with spreads. Just get something a little

different. Just go home. We have toast and spreads at home. Exactly. You're wasting your money. The next one on the list, if they use the word froth or frothen. Depends if they overuse it. Yeah.

Like, let's, for example, let's say if they go, what are you up to this weekend? They go, I'm catching up with the lads. I'm frothing for it. Yeah, but you did the hand gestures and everything to go with it. What if I say I'm frothing this World Cup? Oh, nah. Maybe it's dated. Maybe it's a dated phrase.

What if I say the lads and I are going to be on the froth this weekend? What if I say I'm frothing for a few frothies with the fellas? Too far. This reminds me of uni. No. Too far. Okay, we'll move on. The next one, it's, oh, this is such a good one.

If a guy says, what's the damage when the bill comes? That's such a dad thing to do. That's such a good one. So like the check thing and then what's the damage? And they're pulling out their wallet and go, what's the damage? Or to the kids,

I'll get this one. Yeah, you will dad. Guys, I'll get this one. Yeah. Yeah, you will, Dad. Guys, I'll get this one. The next one on the list, apparently these are new icks. If he has and says that he has a signature scent. Who says that? A lot of people say that. Who says that? What are they referring to?

So many. Their aftershave. Yeah, if you have an aftershave or a perfume you wear a lot, you say, that's my signature scent. Who are you, Johnny Depp? Unless your name is on the bottle, it is not your signature scent. Okay. Okay, I've got two more.

This one says, another ick is when guys wear their sunglasses on the back of their neck. Oh, yes. On the back of their neck? What if yes. On the back of their neck? What if they're bald and they've got those neck rolls that help keep the sunglasses up? No, unless you've drawn a little smiley face on the back. I don't want to see it.

Yeah. Yeah, nah, man. What about wearing your sunglasses on top of the peak of your hat? Is that still cool? That's fine. Is that right? Yeah, that's fine. That's practical.

Yeah, yeah. That's practical. The last one on the list, these new icks that are unlocked, is when they can't find a spot to put their bag in the overhead compartment on a plane. Oh, they're so specific. I always feel so awkward when I see anyone just going, oh, no, oh, no.

There was one recently where they talked about any time a man has to eat off his knees, like if there's no table left, then he has to get a chair, put the plate on his knees and eat off his knees and lift his little heels up. And my wife, Lucy, pointed out that a lot of these icks are just any time a man looks vulnerable, that's when it gets to you.

See, I find a lot of them quite cute. I find when men are vulnerable quite cute, some but not all. Like a man riding a bike who doesn't usually ride a bike. Oh, no, that's an ick. That's an ick for anyone. Like I realise because I did a lot of bike tours when I was overseas and I'd watch the other people in the group and be like, oh, my God, I've got the ick for that person.

Are we doing this again? Are we going to go buy it again? Yeah. Why not? You don't want to go again? Nah, let's do it. Let's do it. It's a bit of fun. 0800 dials at M. You can text to 9696. What's an ick that you've realised recently that you have? Yeah, what's

a new ick that's been unlocked for you? What about men wearing sockets? Yeah. As a reformed socket wearer, I get it. I can just picture you in sockets. Pinrolling your jeans and sockets. You

used to be the worst for rolling the ankles of your jeans and then you'd have a little socket poking out. That was me. It took me a long time to recover from that. What's your ex? Get him in. Bree and Clint. You women are savage, honestly. Can I just say?

Men just exist. And you guys are like, ugh, ick. Mate, I'm telling you, men have the same ex towards women. They're just a little different. What about this one? When girls wear white sneakers or any dirty shoe, ick. No, that's not universal. No.

A lot of men have that ick. I've read that a few times. What, about girls in white sneakers? Yeah, that are dirty. Really? Yeah. Seems niche. What about this text?

Someone said, ick, when a man drives with their hands at 10 and 2 all the time. That's safe. That's the way to... Safety. That's how we're taught to drive. How else do you want us to drive? Crystal's here. Hi, Crystal. Hi, Crystal. Safety. That's how we're taught to drive. How else do you want us to drive? Crystal's here. Hi, Crystal. Hi, Crystal.

Hi. What's the new ick that's been unlocked for you, Crystal? When a guy wears a cap and their hair goes up against the grain and it pokes out the hole like the snapback car. That's so specific but I know exactly what you're talking about. It's even better when their hair's a little bit sweaty and it's like

really posting out. Is the hat on backwards or forwards, Crystal? No, it has to be forwards because I wouldn't wear it if it was on backwards. You wouldn't be able to see it. What if it was like a tuft from the front? Yeah, a little tuft sticking out the front and the hat's on backwards. Oh, no, that would be...

That's better when it's on the back because they can't even see it. How much do you think about this ick, Crystal? How much does it plague you? Like lately, quite often. Crystal's like, it's been following me around. Thank you. Someone said, I don't mind a dad bod, but a recent ick is when a guy's in a wetsuit and you

can see his little belly. Maybe I just don't like men in wetsuits in general. Can I just say, wetsuits are very hard to pull off. Unless you're a pro surfer. The first time I saw myself in a wetsuit it gave me such a... Remember when we had to wear

those really thick, really tight wetsuits to go shark diving in Foveau Straight? Mate, if you need to be knocked down a few pegs, just put yourself in a wetsuit and look at yourself in the mirror. It is not a good time. This one's probably my favourite one that's come through on the text because I feel this deep in my core. Someone has said,

my ick is when someone wears Chuck Taylors and their laces are pulled super tight. A long skinny shoe. It's so true. You look like Ronald McDonald. Looks like a clown shoe. Julia's here. Hi Julia. Hi Julia.

What's your ick? I was at a DMV gig with a guy and he took his shirt off Wait, how old was he? He was 30 Did he have a good rig? No Was it hot enough to take his shirt off?

No Was anyone else taking their shirt off? A couple of other bookies, but he did it twice and that was enough for me Wait, he took taking their shirt off? A couple of other, like, boss heads, but he did it twice, and that was enough for me. Wait, he took the same shirt off twice? Twice, yeah. He took the shirt off and then put it back on and then took it off again? Yeah, yeah.

And he was on a date with you? Yeah. That's very good. Thank you, Julia. I love it, Julia. There's a new X. Someone said men jumping into the pool while holding their nose. Oh, that could be cute.

That could be cute. Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait about. Someone else said a new ick for me when he threw the tea towel over his shoulders when he was doing the dishes. Resembled a girl flicking their hair back or something. I really like this one. If I see a guy flick the tea towel over his shoulder, I like it.

I wear a tea towel over my shoulder in the kitchen now because Anthony from Queer Eye told me it was the right thing to do. Then you've always got somewhere to clean your hands. You're not cooking. Yeah, I was doing the barbecue. A little tea towel there, just in case. Clint has a tea towel on his

shoulder when he's making a cup of coffee. Because Anthony from Queer Eye told me to. Tonight, the brand new season of Celebrity Treasure Island kicks off, and we have one of the hot favourites for this season in studio with us right now, Eli Mathewson. Oh, my God, I can't believe I'm a hot favourite. Mate. I haven't heard that.

We've seen the rig, and I have personally seen it in action. Does not disappoint. 9.5 stars out of 10. That's a lot of stars. That's good. That's a lot. And I did come to the island with a mission, and the mission was take my shirt off as much as possible.

Oh, my God. Achieved. Maddie and I talked about this, and he goes, would you ever do Liberty Treasure Island? And I said, if I did, I would want like six months to get ripped first that's the only reason I would do it and Maddie goes

yeah I went into it like thinking like that too but there's really not as much opportunity to take your shirt off as you think there is that's what you think that's what he said

but like if you're green you're looking for the opportunities Maddie you've just got to be like I don't care for my man just take it off yeah

like Eli you'll see in this season, if someone has a slight tear, he takes his shirt off so they can use it as a hanky. Or if they're allergic to the elements. If you're trying to signal another teammate's shirt off, wave it around like a flag. Surrender flag. Oh, it's everything.

So full Eli Mathewson nips out on this season of Celebrity Treasure Island. Yeah, but they will put a little bit of, they will blur them. Okay. Because they are too hot for TV. They are quite hot nips, I'm not gonna lie. How long did you get ready for this season? Were you in the gym?

Because like, when people see your rig it looks pretty bloody good. Well, I actually didn't have that long to prepare, so I contacted a trainer that I used to work with, I was like, what can I do in this amount of time? And then he put me on this like keto diet and I was eating like huge slabs of fish and broccoli

like cooked in oil and I felt so sick. Really? So sick and that was so stupid to go from like one crash diet into another crash diet because then you go to like all carbs. What's happening to me? Yeah because then it's only rice. Do you know that after the season had aired,

Art Green revealed to us that he had buried cans of corned beef up on the beach on his season? In the two press days. To get some extra protein. They did a site recce and he saw where the camp was going to be, so he went to the local shop, filled a backpack with tins of corned beef and went and buried them in the middle of the night. I heard lots of things about Dame Susan Devoy

sneaking a lot of things in as well. And so I put like all the seasoning and I also put earplugs and all this stuff was like rolled in my socks. And then just before you go in, like a few hours, they take everything you have out and they roll it out.

They go through everything. And all of my stuff got confiscated. Yeah. They're like, look what we found, oregano boy. Yeah, paprika. Your little paprika branch. The only people I know to have ever smuggled stuff in successfully were Candy Lane because she put stuff in her makeup

so it looked like makeup, but it was actually like chicken seasoning and stuff like that. That's clever. And then someone else who did a similar thing, but next time just bring a makeup bag. And Matilda Green pretended she was pregnant, but it was actually a hot roast chicken. Really?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because at the launch the other night, she was looking very pregnant. Was that just more hot roast chicken? That's not a hot roast chicken. Yeah. She's in the habit of taking a hot roast chicken. Good deal at Costco, yeah.

What's she going to do when no baby comes in? Hot roast chicken. Yeah. You guys think I'm sad, but I actually comes in hot roast chicken yeah you guys think I'm sad but I actually have this hot roast chicken to fill my can Brie I have to tell you

about something that happened at the launch the other night and I don't think you were aware am I involved in this you're involved what I'm involved

one of the most horrific things that's ever happened in my life so the launch party for Celebrity Treasure Island last week there's free alcohol

and in that thing where they kind of like, you're just holding a glass and they top it up so you don't even know how much you've drunk. But we had a bit of a dance to Pony by Genuine. Look, I'm going to say you didn't have a dance. I sat you down and I danced on top of you. Yeah.

What you don't know is at one point at the end of the dance, you kind of pulled me in close in a big sexy move. I had half an arancini ball in my mouth and I kind of coughed up a bunch of rice into your hair. And then while you were sexy dancing, I was kind of trying to pull it out. So if you later that evening felt some rice in your hair. I felt that the next day.

I was like, what is this in my hair? I was pulling it out of my hair. Her and Jennifer's were too, I was hooning those balls and then, classic me, and then in that dance, yeah, got the bit of me, I'm sorry. I'm not joking you when I say the next morning I was like, oh, I feel real dusty. And then I was like, what is in my hair?

And I was like, pulling this stuff out of my hair makes a lot of sense. I'm so sorry. You dirty bastard. I'm so sorry. I'm so lucky that the show's already been filmed. Otherwise I'm sure you would use that against me. You would have copped it. Absolutely. Well, I appreciate you telling me. See, this is what Eli Matheson

is good for. Honesty. And pre-masticated rice. And not handling bowls very well. Yeah, and unconventional hair products. It's all of those skills that will see him either go all the way or be eliminated first in this season of Celebrity Treasure Island.

It's out tonight at 7.30. You can get it on TV and Zed On Demand. You can get it on TV too as well. Eli, best of luck. Thank you so much. We have a habit of interviewing the winner early, so I don't want to jinx anything, I'm just saying. Who else have you interviewed?

Chris Parker? Steve Price the other day. We did, yeah, we interviewed Steve Price. We're hedging our bets this year, so. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah. Bree and Clint. I mean, we need to talk about it.

The scenes on Saturday night here in Auckland, Mount Smart, the Warriors taking on the bloody Newcastle Knights and they won in stunning fashion. They pulled down their pants and they spanked their little Australian bottoms. Jeez, it was a good game to watch. Being in the crowd, in amongst the Warriors fans, you could just feel the love that was being radiated down to that field. They took them out 40-10.

It was one hell of a game. It's the best show in town, going to the Warriors games. They do it so well. I just love Warriors fans because you can tell how passionate they are. They've been through the shit too. They have. They deserve to win that game and they deserve to go through to the semi-final this weekend against Brisbane.

And do they deserve to beat the Broncos? Well, I guess we'll find out on Saturday night. It's going to be, you know what, I think it'll be an absolute grudge match, but the best team on the night will come out victorious. I don't know who that's going to be. I actually don't know who's going to win on Saturday night. You're conflicted. I am conflicted because obviously the Broncos are my team,

had been since I was a little kid. I grew up in Queensland. But a big part of me wants to see a team that deserves to win a premiership go through. Yeah, for the first time. And Warriors have never done that. The Broncos have done it quite a few times. Sean Johnson's league is about to fall off.

So I'm very conflicted. You know what? The way I look at it is either way it's going to be good for me. Yeah, you can't lose. It's a win-win for me. But I'd love to see the Waz go through to the grand final. But I need to talk about this thing that happened on Saturday night where it was mind-blowing.

Maybe it's just me thinking because I'd had a few beersies at the game, but I wanted to put it out there. Producers, you listen in. You tell me if this is a crazy coincidence story, okay? So on Saturday night, I was going to the game with four of my mates and we were all having a few drinks at my house before we set off to the game. One of my friends had two mates that were coming up from Christchurch and she said, can they come around and have a few drinks with us beforehand

because they didn't really have anywhere else to go because they're coming up from Christchurch. I said, great, more the merrier, invite them in. So these two lovely lads have turned up to my house, really nice fellas in the full Warriors kit and we're all having a few drinks and having a good time. Anyway, we all decided we would get some Ubers. So we got Ubers and we headed off to Mount Smart.

So we had to get two Ubers and obviously they got their Uber and we got our Uber. So they had their own tickets. We didn't think we were going to see them again pretty much. 26,000 people. 26,000 people. That's a great statistic. 26,000 people.

We had our seats. They had their seats. Anyway, after the game finishes, 26,000 people come pouring out of Mount Smart Stadium, right? Yeah. Come pouring out. There's people walking down the road. There's people everywhere.

It was chaos. It was chaos. There's some people catching the train, some people getting into taxis, some people getting into Ubers. So my plan was I was like I'm going to order an Uber and then walk as far down as I can, hopefully meet them there, and then take off, miss half the traffic. Anyway, so I've ordered this Uber, which it said, I think about 10 minutes it was going to get there, which is pretty good considering how many people are in that area at

the time. Anyway, half of our group has peeled off and they've got into their own Uber. And then me and my friend, who knows these two lads from Christchurch, we kept walking. So it was just her and I. So 10 minutes later, we've walked ages away from the stadium. And I said to her, I was like, the Uber's about to get here. As the Uber pulls up, we were on the wrong side of the street and they've pulled up on the other side of the street.

As it's pulled up, the two lads that were originally with us go, girls, is this your Uber? They get in the Uber first and then we get in and we all go home together. Was it like Uber pole? Like you were sharing the... No, they just happened to be walking at that exact minute on that exact corner and needed a ride. Spot us, needed a ride back to where we were going and get in the Uber. What are the odds of that?

26,000 people. We had not messaged them. We thought that's it. We're not going to see them again for the night. Those are your soulmates. Those are your warrior soulmates. Or they were stalking us so they didn't have to pay for an Uber home. Either or. Anyway, up the waz.

Good luck this weekend, boys. We're going to be behind you. The alien is fake, everybody. Anybody who had hopes of extraterrestrial life being found on Earth when they presented those weird-looking mummy-type skeleton things to Mexican Congress last week. It's fake. It's come out that they're not real at all.

As our producer said before the show, it was cake. Do you see that fake story that went around? No, but Ella genuinely believed that the aliens were cake. It was cake. It's because I believed it because it was like the video, but then the news bulletin underneath this cake video. Yeah, that's what worries you about for me, that you can't tell the difference between news and a meme.

I can tell a very good meme from news. Thank you. Can you? You thought the aliens were cake. Oh, so she's saying you can only tell when it's a good meme. Yeah. Oh, okay. I took that as news and I trusted it.

You know what? A part of me, the conspiracy theorist in me, thinks that this is a whole ruse to get people like thinking. Off the scent. Yeah, off the scent because I feel like we're on the precipice. We're on the cusp of a lot of information coming out about, you know, extraterrestrial life, and I feel like they're trying to throw us off the scent. So do you think that the aliens are real and that the media is twisting the argument

and going, these are fake? No, I don't think those aliens are real, but I think there is information and it's very close to coming out. There's a lot of information where I feel like we're about to, you know, we're on that cusp. Someone from NASA has spoken out about it and they said they're really disappointed because they're so clearly fake and what it does is it sets the conversation.

How do they know that? Is it because they've got real aliens that they've been hiding and they don't want to show us them? Yes. Then show us the real ones! No, kind of. He said that the conversation is moving so fast towards people's acceptance of extraterrestrial life

that this prank, because it was a prank, sets the conversation back. Yeah. So how about come out with the real news, with the real photos? Well, he's not the guy. He's not the alien guy. He doesn't have the aliens.

Did I ever tell you about this woman that used to work at the radio station where I worked and she believed that she got abducted by aliens? They probe her? No, listen to this story. So she was young. I think she was like 22 and she said she had this real vivid dream where she felt like this light was being like shot into her eyes and then she was

on this kind of like surgery table and she woke up feeling really, really weird and she had this mark on her and it was kind of like a symbol and it kind of looked like a burn but kind of not. It was a really weird symbol and she always felt really, really strange after. Like she'd been branded. Yeah, exactly. Like she'd been branded and she could never figure out what had happened to her or where she got that mark. Anyway, she reckons like 10 years later, is producer Ella listening?

Are you entranced by this story? So 10 years later, she was watching this documentary about aliens and it was kind of on in the background and then all of a sudden pictures of these marks flashed up on the screen where people had said that they had this experience, yada, yada, yada. The markings were exactly like the ones that were on her leg and it looked like a branding mark. Did she seem credible, this person?

She was pretty credible. I mean, I'd known her for years and I'd never heard her talk about anything like that. And you could tell when she was telling the story that it physically made her upset remembering stuff. She was quite freaked out by it. And she was like, I don't normally tell people this story because, you know, I sound crazy. Yeah. Yeah.

But she showed me. She ended up finding, because she took a photo with a disposable camera because this was like back in the 2000s. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She took a photo of these marks on her leg and she goes, I think I have them somewhere. And she ended up bringing them in. It was so creepy. Anyway.

Well, that alien is fake. Doesn't mean aliens are fake. No. But that alien that we all said looked fake. It was fake. Yeah, that one's fake. It was fake. No, it's fake.

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