ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 18th September 2024

Episode Date: September 18, 2024

Bree & Clint are demanding walking pads.  How gay is your family?  The Happy Birthday song needs to go.  Return of the Pirate Ship!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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iHeartRadio, Apple, Spotify Or wherever you get your podcasts The ZM Podcast Network ZM's Brian Clint Save Like a Boss with KFC's Wicked Box From $9.99 Tonight we are going to witness The most anticipated show

In the history of professional radio. ZM Free and Clint. G'day everybody. I often wonder who decides what should be in the ZM News headlines. Like 85% of that I did not understand. I didn't care about it.

Some businessman doing something. The Sinle Milk Company. I don't know. Where's the news that New Zealanders care about it Some businessman doing something The Sinle Milk Company I don't know Where's the news that New Zealanders care about right now Where was the news about the Rainbow's End Pirate Ship Yeah that is big news In the country today What does it take to make the headlines these days

Yeah sometimes not much But other days I'm just saying could we not have had one of our reporters Down at Rainbow's Inn doing a live cross from where the Rambo's Inn pirate ship is going to be? We can send you down there if you want. Oh, it would be my honour. Reporting live.

It would be my honour. Give me one of those TV3 raincoats that the reporters wear when they're doing a report on the weather and they make them stand outside in the weather to report on the weather. Give me one of those. Yeah, yeah. Can you bring back the pot of gold when you come back?

From the end of Rambo's Inn? Yeah. Yeah, one of those. Yeah, yeah. Can you bring back the pot of gold when you come back? From the end of Rainbow's End? Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, other big news for our show today. You remember what we organised? Where we're exclusively playing only Pootie and the Blowfish. Oh, yeah, this is big for our show. It's big news.

Yeah, this is something. Ross doesn't know about it. Yeah. But that doesn't matter. We did send an email, and as far as we're concerned, that gives us the go-ahead. Yeah, yeah. It's the big Hootie and the Blowfish special. We've been talking about it for ages.

We've been talking about it for weeks. Hello, I've been with you. Our new marketing statement. Nobody. Plays more Hootie and the Blowfish than Brie and Clint. Yeah, no one blows more fish than the Brie and Clint show. Than us. You know, that's.

Exclusively fish. God, there's going to be some other radio stations that are going to be ropeable. Look, there's been a few radio stations recently that have stolen some ZM ideas. Yeah. There was one announced today. I don't reckon anyone's taking this one. Nah, that's because we are on the pulse of what our listeners want. Absolutely.

And they want more Hootie and the Blowfish. If we're right, make sure you text us on 9696 and say, thanks Bree and Clint for the great Hootie and the Blowfish news. Ross will be very excited to read those texts. God, it's going to be a good show. Let's see you steal this one, More FM. Oh, actually, they probably could. Please don't.

Please don't. I think they actually, I think this is already their playlist. This is right in their wheelhouse. This is right in their wheelhouse. This is right in their wheelhouse. We've got lots of fun on the show today. There's 500 bucks with Celebrity Treasure Island coming up at five o'clock. But first, it's time to rip into a fresh round of Bree and Clint's Tradie vs Lady. It's the only show that has Tradie vs Lady right here on ZM.

And if you want to play, 0800 DIAL ZM. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint, home of Hootie and the Blowfish. That's Ava Max and Sweet But Psycho. It's Treaty versus Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Let's do it. The Ladies took out the win yesterday,

but who will take it out today? The Tradies on 75, the Ladies on 81. Oh, Tradie is calling from Hawke's Bay, the 34 and they are friends with Tradie versus Lady icon, Sausage Boy. Welcome to the show, Jessie. Hi, Jessie.

Sausage Boy, known for losing multiple games of Tradie versus Lady. Are you gonna change that here this afternoon? Oh, I hope so. Yeah. That's the plan. He's associated with but not representative of Sausage Boy.

Why was he called Sausage Boy? He had sausages for lunch every day. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, love sausage. You're taking on our lady from Auckland today, they're 37 and they have never had a Big Mac. Welcome to the show, Courtney. G'day, Courtney.

Hi. Whereabouts are you from? Auckland. Okay, never had a Big Mac. What about my particular favourite, a Zinger Burger? Oh, no, not one of those either. You just haven't had anything, Courtney. Okay.

Maybe if I win the money, I'll have to buy one. Okay, good deal, good deal. Jessie, your buzzer is tradie. Courtney, yours. Okay. Maybe if I win the money, I'll have to buy one. Okay, good deal. Jessie, your buzzer is tradie. Courtney, yours is lady. First three correct answers gets $50 cash. Good luck, guys. Here we go. Question number one. A New Zealand icon went home last night on Celebrity Treasure Island. Can you name who it was or

any other contestant from this season? Lady. I want to say Courtney just got in. Yeah. Suzanne Paul is a contestant from this season? Lady. I want to say Courtney just got in. Yeah. Sue Van Paul is a contestant. Nice work. Well done. One to the ladies.

Question number two. DeWalt, Ryobi and Milwaukee are all brands of what? Lady. Courtney. Power tools. Power tools. She is on fire. Jessie, it's not looking good for you and Sausage Boy.

Here we go, question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. And just let her cry. Hattie. Courtney. Courtney. Hattie and the Blowfish. It's Hattie and the Blowfish.

She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. I know why they call him Sausage Boy, because him and his friends all just... What? Choke on the sausage. Yeah. He's bloody hung up.

Oh, he hung up! He didn't even stick around to congratulate Courtney. Courtney, you pantsed him that bad that he hung up. Love it. That was quite the showing. We apologise for Jessie's poor sportsmanship, but you are the champion of Tradie vs Lady, and we've got 50 bucks coming your way.

Thank you. Well done, Courtney. And to celebrate, we're going to play some Hootie and the Blowfish right now. No, it's up next. Oh, it's up next. Okay, up next. Bree and Clint. Look, I think we need to talk about something, guys.

I feel like I need to bring this out to the open, and maybe I'm the only one, but I have a feeling I'm not. Okay. I think people are all pretending to like singing Happy Birthday. And I think we should ban it. We should cancel it once after. I know the kids love it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The kids can keep it. Okay. The kids can keep it. Yeah. But as adults adults we don't need to sing the happy birthday look we don't need to do it it's awkward and personally i hate it when it's my birthday i don't want the happy birthday to you no yeah what do you do when someone's singing happy birthday to you i sit there and i just clap along i can't sing it to

myself no you can't. I say cancel. I think you've touched on something that people have been feeling but not talking about for a long time. Can I just check? So you're fine with it for kids. Are you fine with adults singing it to kids? Yes. That's fine? That's fine.

The kids, we let the kids out of it. Kids singing it to each other? Yep, that's fine. Would you be cool with kids singing it to adults? Nah. I think that could be okay. Nah. I think that could be okay if your kids are bringing in your present with breakfast in bed. Oh, fine, if the kids want to do it.

Yeah, I think that's okay. I'm with you. I'm talking strictly adult on adult action. Yeah, I think adult to adult happy birthdays. Adult on adult happy birthdays? No more. I don't want it. Consenting or otherwise. Yeah. Yeah, I think adult to adult happy birthdays. Adult on adult happy birthdays? No more. Yeah. I don't want it.

Consenting or otherwise. Yeah. Yeah. I think we just make it that it is the norm that we do not sing happy birthday to adults. Yeah. What if you,

like if there's a, I don't know where the occasion would arise, but say there's a need for happy birthday to be sung adult to adult. What if you do the real- What's the need? Tell me the situation. I don't know what it is, but should one arise, but say there's a need for happy birthday to be sung adult to adult. What's the need? Tell me the situation. No, I don't know. I don't know what it is. But should one arise, would you be okay with like a really fast one? Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you.

That's even worse. I'll stop doing it. Happy birthday, dear Bree. Happy birthday to you. I feel like it's trauma for me. Do you know I've got a friend named Catherine who has an involuntary reaction when happy birthday is sung to her. What happens to her? She can be around Happy Birthday.

She can sing Happy Birthday so long as it's not to her. If you sing Happy Birthday to her, she will burst into tears. Oh, I feel like we've talked about her before. She has no control over it. God, she's going to love when she hears about my latest expedition to ban Happy birthday being sung. Here's the strangest thing about her. It doesn't need to be her birthday.

You could ring her today and sing happy birthday to her. I really want to ring her now. And she would start crying. I really want to ring her. But I've just banned happy birthday being sung to adults. Oh, my God. So, I mean, I can't go back on my policy. I need to stay strong, hold my line.

What do the producers think? Happy birthday being sung to you. Do you like it? Do you hate it? What's the go? Ban the thing. Ban it. Get rid of it.

Oh, I've struck a chord. I get frustrated with the wanker who goes, hip, hip, and he gets in there first. Jeez, big language. Hip, hip. I feel like it's worse when people don't do that. Yeah, I agree. When there's a lag, when there's a lag, and then two people

try and do the hip-hip because no one did the hip-hip. You know what I've found as an Australian? Shock horror, yes, I am Australian. What? I know, it's pretty shocking. I just recently told my parents. What I find interesting, being Australian, growing up in Australia, to moving to New Zealand

like nearly seven years ago now, is that Kiwis are real lax with the hip hips. Sometimes they do them, sometimes they don't. Whereas in Aussie, like we drag that son of a gun out even longer. Like we're always doing the hip hips. You do more than three? There's always the hip hips

after the birthday. No questions. I've been at Australian birthdays too where they follow the hip hips with why was she born so beautiful?

Why was she born at all? I have punched a woman in the throat for doing that. It's so dumb. Well, let's hold a referendum right now on the happy birthday song.

0800 dials at M or text 9696. Happy birthday. Adult to adult. Keep it. Ban it. Love it. Hate it. What do you think?

What do you want? Especially if it's your birthday today. If it's your birthday today, your vote is worth twice as much. Okay? Yep. Get in touch with us. 0800 dials at M or text 9696. This might be the only opportunity to have your say on this.

I don't think the government's going to hold a referendum on this anytime soon. I don't know if they'd spend the money on it, but they should. No, no. We can get it done much faster and much cheaper. They've spent money on more pointless things like changing the flag. Remember that? Or not changing the flag. That's what I mean.

It didn't even happen. Bree and Clint. Should singing happy birthday to adults be banned? This is my question I'm posing to you guys today. Do you hate it enough as an adult having it sung to you that you wish it was illegal to do so? We have put the caveat in that we'll keep it for children. Yeah, if the kids love it, they can have it. Children to children, fine. Adult to children, fine.

Children to adult, also fine. Adult to children, fine. Children to adult, also fine. Adult to adult, no. No. No. No. I'm guessing that majority doesn't like it. We had a text from someone who said, well, I was wondering what the cutoff is. You suggested 10.

We had a text from an 11-year-old who said they still enjoy Happy Birthday. No, I didn't suggest 10. Oh, did you not? No, we didn't say an age. I was just imagining 10. That's a good conversation to have, though, because we do, we didn't say an age. No, I was just imagining 10. That's a good conversation to have, though, because we do need to come up with an age. Well, we've heard from a representative from the 11-year-old community. They still want it.

I think 11's still... 13. I think it might be 14. 14? I think it might be 14. Okay. Yeah. Okay.

Let's put that into consideration. Let's go to the people first and see if it's what they want. Zach has called up, and it's Zach's into consideration. Let's go to the people first and see if it's what they want. Zach has called up and it's Zach's birthday today. Zach! Happy birthday to you. See? It's annoying. Zach, what's your opinion on the happy birthday song?

And have you had it sung to you today so far? I haven't had it today, no, so that's a bonus. Okay. Until now. Until now. And would you rather avoid having happy birthday sung to it today, no, so that's a bonus. Okay. Until now. Until now. And would you rather avoid having happy birthday sung to you today, Aaron? Zach, no, I don't actually like it, Aaron. Sorry, I literally just read a text on the text machine from Aaron who said it's also his birthday today

and then I've gotten confused. Sorry, Zach. Zach, is it your birthday or is it birthday today and then I've gotten confused. Sorry, Zach. Zach, is it your birthday or is it Aaron's birthday? I'm so confused. I felt like Zach and I were dating just then and I've accidentally said the wrong name and Zach was like, who's Aaron? Who's Aaron?

Who is this Aaron guy? Who is he? You're talking about Aaron. Sorry, Zach. Aaron, I mean, Zach. Oh, my God. Zach. See, Clint's just done it too.

Zach, it's your birthday. You get four votes now. It's the last thing he needs on his birthday. Keep it or get rid of it. Happy birthday. No, get rid of it. I mean, it's all right for the kids, but the only reason, like, what they invented for it,

adults who had dementia or Alzheimer's or something. So they knew it was their birthday. Is that what it was? No, I think he's being facetious. Well, maybe. I'm not sure. Maybe it was. Right.

So if you've got dementia, keep singing it. But if not, you don't need to, eh? Because who's forgotten it's their birthday? I agree with everything Aaron said. Mate, if you've got dementia. And Zach as well. And Zach. If you've got dementia, sing it every day.

Yeah. Might as well. Yeah. Okay, that's a lot of votes for no. Let's go to Christian on 0800. Hello, Christian. Hi, Christian. How's it going? Good, thank you. What are your thoughts, Christian?

Should we keep Happy Birthday singing it to adults or not? I can for adults, but I thought for old people, it might be going to creep soon, so you might want to get one in there before they do that. But what if they're like 93? Do we have to do 93

hip-hip-hoorays? Yeah, I reckon it's worth a crack. See if they last it out. See if they die before the end of it, you reckon. Probably be asleep, Christian, before we get to the end of it. Yeah, yeah. You never know until you try. Yeah, that's true.

I like Christian's train of thought. The older people, I think they do like it. It's like when you don't. Well, not you. That'd be the worst way for you to die, being sung Happy Birthday to. Your least favourite song, and that's your last memory. Yeah, and then they've tried to blow out 93 candles, and they've hyperventilated.

Someone said, ban the English version of Happy Birthday. Keep the Brazilian Portuguese version. It's fire. What's that? I'd love to know what the Brazilian Portuguese version of Happy Birthday. Keep the Brazilian Portuguese version. It's fire. What's that? I'd love to know what the Brazilian Portuguese version of Happy Birthday is. Claudia, maybe we could have a look on YouTube and see if we could find it. Someone else said on the

text machine, the birthday song that no one wants to sing and no one wants it sung to them, yet we all still do. See, this is what we're trying to say. Katie, it was your birthday two days ago. What's your stance on Happy Birthday, the song? Well, I didn't have it sung to me and I'm not going to lie, Katie, it was your birthday two days ago. What's your stance on Happy Birthday, the song? Well, I didn't have it sung to me

and I'm not going to lie, I missed it. Oh, Katie. How come you didn't have it sung to you? Well, I mean, like I celebrated my birthday, but yeah. There was no cake. I had a cake and I just made a wish and blew the candle out. Yeah.

That's crazy to me to get a cake and not a happy birthday song. I know. I know. What do they say when they give you the cake? Do they just go, here's your cake? Yeah, I did make a formal complaint afterwards to my dad. Yeah, fair enough. Fair enough.

You gave them a written warning. Katie, what birthday was it? I was 26. Oh, see? See, this is what happens, Katie. They think you've aged out. You get taken off the kids' table. You stop getting presents from all the aunties and uncles.

And now happy birthday. You don't get it sung to you. Yeah, it's downhill from here. It's a slippery slope, Katie. So your vote is keep it. Keep happy birthday for adults. Okay, thank you, Katie. We appreciate it.

Here's a text from someone who said, it's my birthday tomorrow and I am a teacher. I hate happy birthday being sung to me and it is going to happen a lot tomorrow. Oh, no, I feel bad for that person. Someone else said, it's a dumb tune and tempo. I said to you in the break, I said, what if we start a campaign

where we have the birthday song rewritten. Yeah. So happy birthday, we get it rewritten, we make it fresh, we make it current. Yeah. And so that everyone actually wants to sing it. What if we hit up Stan Wooker or Kings to help us rewrite the birthday song? I'm thinking like a vibe like Chapel Roan's Hot To Go,

where it's like fun to sing but we do the happy birthday version. It's got like action. A-J-P-P-Y-B-I-R-T-H-D-A-Y. Nearly fits. Kind of works. Nearly fits. Kind of works. It would get very grating.

Yeah. After a while. But you only have to hear it once a year. Yeah, true. Brian Clint, latest next. And maybe, if you're lucky, some hoodie in the blowfish at ZM. Brian Clint. Time for the them. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest.

From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, first it was Taylor Swift endorsing Kamala Harris, who's the other huge pop star now doing the same. Oh, my goodness. Billie Eilish and her superstar brother, Phineas, have endorsed Kamala Harris and VP Tim Waltz on social media. It has gone incredibly viral.

Now, you've got to remember, like I say, Billie Eilish has, in combined TikTok, Instagram, hundreds of millions of followers and fans, very influential, very, very popular. And what's fascinating about this, obviously, you might think to yourself, what if all pop stars are endorsing someone? What does that even matter? You have to, for example, like the other day, Taylor Swift endorsed Kamala and Tim as well on her Instagram post,

and she included a link to a register to vote, a specific link, right, where you can only track where she sent it from. 405,000 unique visitors. 400,000 people clicked her link. So these people, you might think, oh, they really are very influential, especially for that younger demographic, people who've never registered to vote before. It's very serious, and it really can move the needle.

Well, Ken, this election is predicted to be very close, and 400,000 people could be the difference. It really could be. And I mean, Taylor Swift obviously did a written post, but Billie and her brother Phineas have done a video, and we've got some of the audio here. Today is National Voter Registration Day, and we are asking you to please join us in going to IWillVote.com to check your status and vote early like we do. We are voting for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz because they are fighting to protect our reproductive freedom, our planet, and our democracy. We can't let extremists control our lives, our freedoms, and our future.

The only way to stop them and the dangerous Project 2025 agenda is to vote and elect Kamala Harris. Vote like your life depends on it because it does. Love you guys. That is so great. I do wish they didn't sound like they were reading it off a script while a gun was being pointed at them

and they were being forced to say it. I feel like when you're watching it, it doesn't feel as much like that. It definitely felt like someone, you know, they were bound behind their back and they're like, we definitely want to say this. We want to be endorsing this person.

But every little bit helps, right? Yeah, it's quite amazing, like living in a day and age where you see how much like musicians and other famous people with power are using their voice to try and obviously get the president that they want because that's what it comes down to. Dean, I feel like they didn't do it last election. I feel like there was a lack of celebrities speaking out politically last time when Biden went up against Trump. Did you feel that as well? Yeah.

Oh, 100%. So the one before had a lot of celebrities. The Biden-Trump one, not as many. And now this is kicking back into it. People were scared, I reckon. People were scared and now I feel like there's no other choice. We need to do this. Well, there you go. There's

the latest live out of Los Angeles with Dean McCarthy. He's our Hollywood correspondent. Bree and Clint. Time for a fresh round of Sibling Showdown. Yay! Bree and Clint's Sibling Showdown. Let's go. Can we get another win on the board?

Guessing where people sit in their sibling line-up. We get one vague question to try and pig you. And if we can, it's a point to us. And then we'll have a guess. Greg's here. Hi, Greg. Hi, Greg. Hi, Greg. Hello.

Just confirm for us before we start, you have at least one sibling. Is that correct? I've got, yes. Yes, he does. Oh, he nearly gave us more than we asked for. I mean, that's up to Greg. Greg.

Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg. I would like to know, before we guess your position in the sibling ranking, would you trust your sibling, any of your siblings, to pick the music on a road trip? Yes. Yes, you would. Okay. Good to know.

Okay. Okay. Greg, would you say, out of you and your siblings or sibling, are you the best looking, most athletic, or the smartest, or all three? Most athletic. Most athletic, okay.

You know, because he didn't say more, he didn't say more than one, it means I don't reckon he's the eldest. Why, because he's humble? Yes. Aww. Not all of us eldest children are arrogant. Don't sit out there and pretend like you don't go around saying you're the best. Does it say middle to you, does it?

Does that say middle or youngest to you? Yeah. Okay. So does my question. So does yours. Because I don't think the eldest child wants to listen to the music that their younger siblings are listening to. That's trash. But the younger siblings want to be cool like the eldest child and listen to the music that their younger siblings are listening to. That's trash. But the younger siblings want to be cool like the

eldest child and listen to their music. Exactly. You know, at least for a period of time anyway. Yep, you're right. So middle or youngest. It's the middle or youngest. Who's the most athletic generally? Middle or youngest? I want to say the middle. Because they're always trying to

compete the most. In my family, middle. Is? Yeah. In your family? Middle. You. Let's lock it in.

Process of elimination. Let's lock it in. Middle child. Greg, we think you're the middle child. I'm the older. Oh, shit. That's blown my theory out of the water. We did so much work. Wouldn't that have been so good if we were right on that one?

All right, thanks a lot, Greg. Sorry, Greg. Let's go to Jess. Hi, Jess. Hi, Jess. Hey, guys. Welcome to Sibling Showdown. We have to get yours.

We have to get it. Yep. Or it's all over, Jess. Or it's all over. Jess, my question for you, did you ever borrow any of your siblings' clothes, with or without permission? Yes.

Yes. Ooh, okay. Jess, now I've come up with a little bit of a theory, guys. Hear me out. So my question is, and don't answer this yet, Jess. So my theory is, so I'm going to ask Jess, who's your favourite parent, mum or dad? Like, are you a mummy's girl or a daddy's girl, if you had to pick one? So my theory...

Oh, okay. Dad. Dad. So my theory is in girls, she's either the eldest girl. To be a daddy's girl. Or the youngest girl. Okay. Because I reckon eldest girl, youngest girl, usually more so daddy's girls.

Any reason for that? It's just the vibe. Just a gut feeling. Yeah. Just a gut feeling. I don't know if it's true. Okay. But either eldest or youngest.

So you're excluding her from the middle. Yes. Okay. My question was to exclude her from the eldest. Okay. So the only thing left is the youngest. So we've got to lock it in. We've got to lock it in.

Jess, are you the youngest child? No. Oh. What are you, Jess? Don't say. I am the youngest girl. Youngest girl. But there's five, there's six of us.

Five girls, one boy. Oh, so you're in the middle. Yeah. God, that's a tough one. So that would have caught you out too. Oh, Jess. Floor the logic. The logic was sound.

The logic was sound. The logic was sound. We didn't think about the fact that there could be a boy. Oh, damn. Okay, thanks, Jess. The logic was sound. We didn't think about the fact that there could be a boy. Oh, damn. Okay, thanks, Jess. Thank you, Jess. We can't have a win this week, but we can have a redemption. Yep.

Okay? We need to get this. We can have a saving grace from Roma. Hi, Roma. Hi, Roma. Hi. We're going to ask you a very, the questions have got to be good. They've got to be good.

And my question I'm going to ask you straight off the bat is, if you were to go on a family holiday which required taking a flight and your family has booked you all to sit together, would you get the aisle, the middle or the window seat? The window. Eldest. Oh, eldest.

Got to be eldest. Lock it in. Eldest child. Roma, tell us you're the eldest child. Give us one. I am the eldest child of all. Yes! We are amazing! We are unstoppable! We are so smart and so interesting. Thanks, Roma. Thanks, Roma.

My pleasure. God, you saved us there, mate. I didn't even ask Roma my question. You didn't need it. Didn't need it. Didn't need it. I'll save it for next week. Goes off gut feel. One out of three, we are the champions. Where's our trophies, producers? We demand a trophy.

Bree and Clint. It is time to play Google Down. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down. Punk. We did have a special edition last week. Anyone can you tell me what that was?

I remember that was the age game. There's no points, Claudia. Oh, sorry. But yes, it was. It was the age game special edition. And I won. I've got another special edition. Oh, no.

Yay. Google Down this week. What? Here, colour. I'm calling it Who Said What? Oh, fun, like CTI. These are all famous quotes from different famous people

and I'm going to give you the quote and you have to tell me who said it. That's fun. Oh my gosh, okay. Alright, here comes number one. Who said, I'd rather regret the risks that didn't work out than the chances I didn't take? Simone Biles.

Simone Biles. I'm going to give it to Claudia. It's a good one to live by from Simone Biles there. Claudia on one. Here comes question number two. Who said, the only thing we have to fear is fear itself? Teddy Roosevelt. Franklin Roosevelt.

Yeah. Claudia's correct. Clint's got it. I said Teddy Roosevelt. Same person. Okay. Oh, wait. No, that's Theodore Roosevelt.

I feel like it's a different person. That's Theodore Roosevelt. Franklin and Teddy, different people. Oh, really? Oh, I was going to give you that. Well, that's why I gave it to you, but then I second-guessed it. Are? Oh, I was going to give you that. Well, that's why I gave it to you, but then I second-guessed it. Are we sure?

I'll check it. Teddy Roosevelt is Theodore Roosevelt. Franklin Roosevelt is someone else. That's what I thought. Okay, have there been two presidents called Franklin D. Roosevelt? Yes, there's been two Roosevelts. He was... Okay. And Theodore.

Maybe that's just a no one gets it. No. No, no, no. If I'm wrong, I'm wrong. That's a Claudia gets it. Okay. All right, I'll believe you. Yep.

Here comes number three. Who said... Be yourself. Everyone else is... Marilyn Monroe. Oscar Wilde. Wait, who said... What did you say, Claudia? I said Marilyn Monroe. Be yourself. Everyone else is a takeover. Oscar Wilde. Wait, who said, what did you say, Claude? I said Marilyn Monroe.

I say Oscar Wilde. Ella is correct. What? It is Oscar Wilde. Manum, manum, manum, manum. Well done. Wow. Well done.

Did you guess that? No, I said Beyonce as a guess and then I actually guessed properly. Don't say that. She'll take the point off you. I didn't hear that. You're lucky I already awarded you the point. Sorry, I said nothing. Well, no one else got it correct, so I'll give it to you anyway.

Oscar Wilde. Okay. The writer. Here comes... Oh, that Oscar Wilde. Yeah, that one. You meant the other one. No, not the artist. Not the glasses place at the shopping centre. I think that's Oscar Wiley.

I never put the two and two together. That's a bit silly. The snake's quite bitterly from Bailey Nelson. Famous Bailey Nelson, it could be. Okay, number four. Who said, people say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. Number four. Who said, people say nothing is impossible,

but I do nothing every day. A.A. Melaine. A.A. Mel. Pooh. I will give it to Ella. No, you will not. I will not.

She said Melaine. Even though she has no idea, she did afterwards say Pooh, and it is Pooh that technically says it. P-O-O-H. Poo bear. I thought you meant the other. No, not breeze poo in the sea.

Shut up. Winnie the Pooh. Okay. Two to Claude, two to Ella. A-A-Millane. What is that? A-A-Milne. Milne.

Milne. Be kind when you teach me things. How have you not heard who that is? Anyway. Question number five. A-A-Milne poo. Milne. Be kind when you teach me things. How have you not heard who that is? Anyway. Question number five. A Milne Pooh. Far out. Here we go.

Who said, you must be the change you wish to see in the world? Michael Jackson. Gandhi. Damn it. Claudia has taken it out in stunning fashion. Ella tried to come back, couldn't quite get there. Michael Jackson said, going to make a change for once in my life.

Be that change. I was so close. You were so close. All right, Claudia, you win. Thank you. That means Jamie, you have picked up the 50 KFC chicken dollars. Well done.

Woo-hoo. Thanks. Excellent. Good game, everyone. That was the 50 KFC chicken dollars. Well done. Woo-hoo. Thanks. Excellent work. Good game, everyone. That was quite fun. Always vote Claude. That was quite fun. And we learned something.

Yeah. Wise words. I mean, I'm glad we didn't get to question number six. What's that? Who said gym tan laundry? Paulie D. That's right. The situation.

From Jersey Shore. The situation. Yeah. Technically, the internet says Paulie D. That's right. From Jersey Shore. The situation. Technically, the internet says Paulie D. Yeah. Came up with it. Situation didn't invent anything. He was a copycat. He was T-shirt time. I'm so lost. What are you talking about? Brian Clint. We've got a problem

on the Brian Clint show and that's that we are... A drink. What? No, nothing. What were you going to say? I was going to make a bad joke. A drinking problem? I was going to make a bad joke. We've got one of those. We've got two problems on the Brian Clint Show. The other one is...

I don't drink enough water. Okay, we've got three problems on the Brian Clint Show. We're too sedentary. We are. From the hours of about 1 o'clock when we get in here until 6 o'clock, we're just sitting on our butt. We actually don't leave this room for about six or seven hours. Yeah, we're like caged animals in here.

We can't move. Yeah. We can't exercise. I did 10,000 steps before work the other day. And then I did 800 steps while I was at work. And you were at work for a long time. A long time. We came up with a solution for this.

We believe it's bad for our physical and mental health. We said to our boss, Ross, you should buy us those walking pads. They're not quite treadmills. They're not for running on. You put them on the ground, they're flat, and you just walk on the spot. People have them at standing desks. Yeah.

And so far, he's refused to get them for us. It's been many, many months that we've been asking for these. And we don't ask for a lot. We never ask for anything. We hardly ask for anything at all. Nothing. So I thought, today,

let's bring it out into the open and publicly ask Ross if we can have walking pads. The idea is... Ross, if you need me to call you back, please send a text or leave a message. Thank you. You waking? Yep, yep, yep, yep.

For some bacon. Yep, yep, yep, yep. He's a big, big yep, yep, yep. You can be a big, big too. Hey! We want walking pads for the studio, yep. He's a big, big. Yep, yep, yep. You can be a big, big too. Hey! We want walking pads for the studio, please. It's Brian Clint. We want it for our health and our well-being.

And so we can eat bacon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen to this. Listen to this. That's four empty bags of Doritos in the studio right now. Yeah. Okay? If we had walking pads.

If we had walking pads. We wouldn't have been able to get to the vending machine. Exactly. Because we would have been on the walking pad. Anyway, this is not our first request and it won't be our last request. Yeah, expect lots of punishing days, weeks,

months of us nagging and begging you for walking pads. You don't want that. You don't want that. You don't want that. Do the right thing. Head to Torpedo 7 on the way home, Ross. Do the right thing. Alright, thank you. Bye. You might think that that was self don't want that. Do the right thing. Head to Torpedo 7 on the way home, Ross. Do the right thing. All right. Thank you.

Bye. You might think that that was self-serving, what we just did. It's not. The idea is if we get Ross over the line, it sets a precedent. It's like a waterfall cascading thing where your boss will have to buy you a walking pad too. Yeah. Do you want a walking pad? That's not important.

You should be able to force your boss to buy you one. Yeah. Or whatever you want. Or whatever you want. you one. Yeah, or whatever you want. Or whatever you want. Or there might be something else that you want. Yeah. We're testing it out. Yeah.

How much do we have to nag and annoy our boss before he does what we say? We just did two walking pants. I don't want to have to share. Oh, he's going to get just one. Okay, we'll have to call him back tomorrow. Okay. Bree and Clint. I don't want to have to share. Oh, he's going to get just one. Okay, we'll have to call him back tomorrow. Bree and Clint. I saw this today, which kind of made me feel better about, you know how everyone moves to Australia and they're like,

it's so much better over here. The weather is better. The concerts are better. Wait, are you an American that's moved to Australia? I'm just like, you know, you see it on the internet. Some people say that. Other people are like, they're pretty rude over in Australia.

Oh, okay, sure. Well, that's a bonus. I think it's true that everything is cheaper in Australia than it is in New Zealand though. Gas is cheaper. Yep. Groceries are cheaper. Yep. Fresh fruit and veggies cheaper.

Definitely cheaper. Houses are cheaper. Yeah. Largely. Mostly. Not this thing. And this blew my mind today. In New Zealand, a packet of Tim Tams is between $4 and $5. On average, in New Zealand, you'll pay $4.50 for a packet of Tim Tams.

I know that because they're in my weekly shop. Exactly right. And you get a double coated, you can get them for $4. Some of those specialty ones that they do, they're in my weekly shop. Exactly right. And you get a double coated for four bucks. Some of those specialty ones that they do, they're even cheaper because no one's buying them. Nah. Really? Because there's less of them in a packet. Oh, is that what it is?

Yeah. Either way, you kind of, unless you're at a dairy. They're about the same. Four or five bucks. Yeah, unless you're at a convenience store, max you're paying for Tim Tams is about $5. According to Reddit, which has been confirmed by multiple Reddit users, in Australia, the home of the Tim Tam, the $6. $6 for a packet of Tim Tams.

Wait, how many Tim Tams in a packet? 10. Yeah. So how much is that? 60 cents a Tim Tam. 60 cents a Tim Tam. Even worse, in New Zealand dollars, $6. Yeah. So how much is that? 60 cents a Tim Tam. 60 cents a Tim Tam. Even worse in New Zealand dollars $6.60 to buy if you were to go on a holiday to Australia

and use your FPOS card which was accessing your bank account back in New Zealand you'd be paying 6 New Zealand dollars and 60 New Zealand cents for your packet of Tim Tams. Why so much? Dunno. Dunno. There's some people out there suggesting that maybe the price has gone up there recently and 60 New Zealand cents for your packet of Tim Tins. Why so much? Don't know. Don't know. There's some people out there suggesting

that maybe the price has gone up there recently and that means that the price is going to go up here soon, which would be devastating. I hope not. Is it because they're so popular and they know if they put the price up? Because I know that a lot of places that were making products with chocolate in it

had to make decisions because of the cacao shortage. Oh, okay. Yeah. Remember because it was either Cadbury or Whitaker's. It was affecting everyone. But surely our Tim Tams are made in the same factory as the Australian Tim Tams. Surely it's the same supply.

Why are the Aussies having to pay more? But it begs the question, you know, as a New Zealander, what would you rather have? Affordable houses or affordable Tim Tams? Oh, it's a tough question. Would you rather be able to fill up your car or fill up your pantry with Tim Tams? You know, these are the priority questions

that we need to be asking ourselves. Someone just text through and they said it's because the Aussies have sugar tax on stuff. Is it? A sugar tax. Oh. Well that's... The government wants to control my waistband now, do they? That changes everything.

That means that their Wonkalicious would be more expensive than our Wonkalicious. All the sweet treats. Their Nerds Rope would be more expensive than our Nerds Rope. Yeah. Everything. We should import sweet treats. Their nerds rope would be more expensive than our nerds rope. Yeah. Everything. We should import sweet treats into Australia. Should we do like a black market? How much stuff can you get in your bum?

Yeah. I can at least a pack of Tim Tams. I could get up there. At least a pack of Tim Tams. Yeah. Single coat, not double coat. Come over here, we'll test it. This is a survey that has been done asking 2,000 people about cheating.

Okay. And I have the results here and I thought we could go through them. Sure. And see how we feel about it. So who would you say is the more faithful generation out of millennials and Gen Zers? Oh. Gen Z are quite fluid. Do they believe in monogamy?

Who is the more faithful generation? Gen Z have had less time to cheat, less opportunity. That's true. I'd say millennials. Oh, more faithful? Yeah. Gen Z have had less time to cheat, less opportunity. That's true. So I'd say millennials. Oh, more faithful? Yeah. Gen Z. Correct.

Gen Z are the most faithful generation with only 16% admitting they've cheated. Yeah, give them time. They've had less time. Give them time. Millennials, 22% admitted that they had cheated. One in five. One in five. Okay.

It says here almost one in three of the people surveyed admitted to cheating with a stranger, while 24% said they were unfaithful with an acquaintance, followed by 23% who said they cheated with a work colleague. Wow. I thought... Did you say one in three cheated with a work colleague. Wow. I thought... Did you say one in three cheated with a stranger? So, yeah, almost one in three.

Wow. So you're more likely to cheat with a stranger than with someone you know. Well, it's... It's not what I would have thought. Well, it's easier to get away with, isn't it? Is it? Well... I don't know, is it?

That's what I would imagine because, you know, let's say you cheat with an ex or you cheat with a work colleague. Yeah, they can find you and tell your partner. Yeah. Yeah, okay. There's also some interesting stats on what people consider cheating. Okay. So I thought we could go through the list. Producers, do you want to weigh in on this?

Yeah. Okay, let's start from the top. Sending sexy pictures to one another. To someone that's not your partner? Yeah. That's cheating. Oh, 100% cheating. That's so dodgy.

Yeah. 80% of females said yes. Yeah. 60% of males said yes It's cheating What about an emotional affair? Wait, wait, wait, back to the pictures Cheating to send them, is it cheating to

receive them? Yes, because you've put yourself in that situation Clinton! I haven't! What photos have you been receiving? I haven't, but if someone sent it to me If it's unsolicited Clinton! I haven't. What photos have you been receiving? I haven't, but if someone sent it to me... Depends. Depends.

If it's unsolicited. Yeah. But if it's prior conversation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It probably leads to something else. If you don't want your grandma to see it... Babe, babe, babe. She sent them to me.

I didn't even talk to her. Honest, babe. They don't even look that good, babe. I just screenshotted them so I could show you later. Yeah, that was it. An emotional affair. Cheating, yes or no? I would say yes. Yep. Yep. It you later. Yeah, that was it. An emotional affair. Cheating, yes or no? I would say yes.

Yeah. It's worse. It's not in it, yeah. Like if I found out my partner had hooked up with someone for one night over having an emotional relationship that went on for three months. With no physical intimacy though. With no physical intimacy with no physical intimacy I would rather the one night

that would hurt me less like they have feelings for each other they've met up flirted they flirt, they talk yeah I see what you're saying for me what about

keeping secrets from your partner cheating or not cheating? Depends on the secret, doesn't it? Is the secret that I sleep with somebody because that's cheating? Is the secret that you spent $500 on a haircut? Yeah, that's not cheating. That's just a lipsy. I don't think that's

cheating. What about flirting? I don't like it. I don't mind it. It's not cheating. Depends what it is. I don't think it's cheating. No, not cheating, but I think it sets you up for possibly cheating down the track. It's the spice of life. No. A little bit of flirting here and there is harmless.

If it's like meaningless fun. You know when it's bad, like flirting. You know when it's wrong and when it's okay. Yeah, okay. The question you have to ask yourself is would you be fine with your partner flirting with someone else? Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, that's what we're asking.

I'm thinking if they were flirting with someone I'd never met, I would feel more weird than if it's someone that I know. Really? Yeah. What? Because Claudia's like, at least if I know them, I can trap them. What if your partner was flirting with Brie?

Oh, that's fine. Okay, all right. Yeah, it's fine. That just means she has good taste. Yeah, I'll take it. And Claudia that's fine. Okay, all right. Yeah, it's fine. That just means she has good taste. Yeah, I'll take it. And Claudia trusts me, so it's all good. What about, ooh, this is an interesting one. What about a little lappy at the club?

No. From a professional? From a professional. Not cheating. That you paid for? That you paid for. It's not technically cheating. Okay, then I'm not cheating, but maybe not.

I don't think it is. Murky. Like if you're going every weekend, it's a shame on you. But if you go out for a Bucks party, it's a bit of fun. Baby, it was just a little lappy. Like, I wouldn't care.

I only paid half. Yeah. I'd be like, oh, whatever. There's the trick. If there's a girl who's not a professional, but she gives you a lap dance because you're cheating with her, pay her.

And then it's not cheating. Then it's not cheating. Then it's not cheating, yeah. And that's it. That's it. This is terrible advice. We are giving terrible advice. I like how me, Claudia and Clint, for the majority of those,

we just went, not really. That's not cheating. Nah. Not cheating. In fact, I'm quite keen to try those things. They sound quite good. Bree and Clint. How gay is your family?

Like, do they all love Kylie? Like, all of them? Yeah, yeah. Like, how gay are they? There's this really cute video of these parents talking about how they had triplets, triplet girls, and all three girls are gay.

We have triplet girls, and they're all gay. One dresses like a boy, one is girly-girly, and one is in between. But they're all gay One dresses like a boy One is girly girly And one is in between But they're all three gay They're all in their 30s now So it's a wonderful They all come around With their girlfriends

And it's absolutely great I don't have any of the crap Where you have to go And play golf Or play football With any of the blokes Honestly Honestly I love it

It's fabulous The first time I listened to that I thought the mother said They're awfully gay But she I'm re-listening thought the mother said they're awfully gay, but I'm re-listening to it. She said they're all three gay. They're all three gay.

All three gay. Someone on the text machine has said 50-50 in our family. Okay. Me, I'm gay. I've got a sister that's gay, and then two other sisters, they're not gay. Ah, 50-50. Four kids, two gay, two not. Yeah, you know, we're getting all kinds of texts come through.

Like this text here that says, my mate's parents both separated and then both the parents turned gay. So gay dad, lesbian mum. We know how it works. Yeah, but they're not related. Yeah, that too. They're not blood related. Also, they didn't

turn gay. But still an interesting story. So I appreciate you sending that through. That's exactly what we asked for. My daughter is gay. Her cousin is also gay. And two of my husband's cousins are gay. They're all on my husband's side of the family tree. It seems like you're trying to palm off the blame to the husband's side.

Look, I think it comes from the husband's side. He's got the gay genes. I think that's where the gay genes have come from. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hello. We're trying to find New Zealand's gayest family. Could you know them? I...

Possibly. Who is it? Anonymous. My sister is a lesbian and with a lovely partner. Okay. She's been bi. She was bi, really, but is now with... But prior to this relationship, she had a baby with a man. Right. They were in a relationship.

Okay. And then they split, obviously, and the father of my niece is now gay and married to a man. Stop. Oh, so they were in a relationship together. They've had a child. Then they've broken up, and now she's with a woman, and he's with a man.

Yes. Wow. Thank you, Anonymous. We appreciate it. I have to hold that caller to the same standard you held that text to, though. They're not related. No.

They're not related. Still a good story, though. Still a great story. Still a great story. But we're still looking for the gayest family. Evie is here. Hi, Evie. They're not related. No. They're not related. Still a good story, though. Still a great story. Still a great story. But we're still looking for the gayest family. Evie is here. Hi, Evie. Hi, Evie.

Hi. Hi. Is this your family that we're talking about? Yep. Okay. Give it to us. So we have six first cousins. So we have four of us in my family, four siblings, and three on the other side.

That's it. Okay. There's four boys and three girls. Every single girl is bisexual or lesbian. The boys are all straight, but every single girl in our generation of our family is all gay, including my cousin's younger daughter has also come out as bisexual as well.

Okay. Every single female we've developed in this generation, all of us are bi. So it's something in the female genes than ABA? Yeah, it's on the girl side of the family for sure. The nice thing about that is it would get easier and easier for each member of the family to come out as it went on. Oh, another one. Yeah, yeah. The ice has been broken. It's been normalised within

your family. To be honest, it would be harder for anybody else to come out as straight now in that family, wouldn't it? It would be awkward for them. My cousin married a girl and the other two of us just went, oh, well, now's the time. We just both went to our parents and went, oh, yeah, well, us too. She might put us all on the list. Us too. I like how it's just like putting your hand up.

Yeah, me too. Yeah, me too. No, I'm Spartacus. I like it. Very casual. Thanks, Evie. Someone said, I'm gay, my sister's bi, my cousin on my dad's side is gay, and my cousin on my mum's side is trans.

Wow. There you go. Very rainbow family. It's a colourful family. Very colourful family. Someone else said, I'm a woman married to a man, my eldest daughter is bisexual, and my youngest is a trans woman. There you go.

That's pretty good. We're looking for the most, though. All my family are... You have to read it. You started it. You have to finish it. I wasn't going to read it, but you did. Someone said, all my family are furries and they are gay,

myself included. Damn, double whammy. Big furry gay family. Are you born a furry though? Like when Lady Gaga said I was born this way, was she talking about furries as well? Oh, who knows? I don't know.

We don't know. And when they say all my family, like how many? Or is it your chosen family of furries? Yeah. Like how many when you say all my family? No, only one in the very South African Afrikaans family are gay. Okay. Just one.

So that's not in contention? I'm just checking because I wouldn't want to do anybody out of the title here. I think we've got it. I think you found it. I think it might be. I think it's the fairies. Well, we don't know. We can't give it to them.

No. Because we don't know how many. My brother is gay. My first cousin, male, is gay. And my uncle is gay. Family members have stopped talking to these people, but I accept them. Oh.

Oh, that's nice. Good on you. So wait, a brother, a cousin, and an uncle, and the family has stopped talking to all of them. Crazy that that many people in your family can say, hey, this is the way we are and you're still willing to cut them off? Crazy.

You know what you should do? That person there, even if you're not gay, just say that you are. So then, and then get other people that, even if they're not gay, just say that they are. Like a solidarity protest. Yeah, so then the family won't be talking to anyone. And then you'll find out who the real problem is in the family.

And you get rid of them. Yeah. It'd be way easier. You all stop talking to that member of the family. Yeah, they're the problem. Well, there you go. That was fun. Bree and Clint.

The people from Torpedo 7 have been in touch, and there's a strong chance that we could be getting walking pads. God, Torpedo 7. We love you guys. We asked our boss, Ross. He said no. He said no. He said, I don't care about your well-being or your fitness. He said, your heart health is not my concern.

Torpedo 7, though. Yep, came through. It is their concern. Well, I mean, they're coming through. Again, I don't want to jinx it. I don't want to jinx it. Man, our nudes are going to look good next year, aren't they? You thought this year was good. Look out. You watch out. All I want for my birthday is a You watch out. Do your birthday bangers for Wednesday.

Number one song is when you turn 16. Chelsea's going to go first. Kia ora, Chelsea. Hi, Chelsea. Kia ora. What's been the best thing about your day, Chelsea? Finishing work and getting home, I think. It's always the best part of every day.

Absolutely. Have you put your track pants on yet? Not just yet, but that will be very, very shortly. That is the best part of my day. Maybe that'll be the best part. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've heard taking the bra off is pretty good too. Yeah, yeah, that's a good one too.

Pretty good. Did you try it? Release the hounds. Funny you said that. Maybe we'll strap a bra on you. I'll be up for it. Hey, Chelsea, what is your birthday? The 3rd of February, 1996.

All right, that means you're 16 in 2012. We've done the calculations and here's your birthday band. This is the part of me that you can't ever take away from me. Tune. We've done the calculations and here's your birthday banger. Tune. No. Katy Perry, part of me. What do you think, Chelsea? Yeah, it's not a bad one.

I mean, it was definitely a banger of the 20s, for sure. So great beat. It's got a great message. Not one of the overplayed Katy Perry songs, I think. No. Okay, wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Rosalie. Hi, Rosalie. Hi, Rosalie. Kia ora. Kia ora. What was the best part of your day?

Seeing my kids' smiles. Oh, that's sweet, Rosalie. What's your birthday, mate? 27th of June, 87th. Alright, that means you were 16 in 2003 And on that day In 2003

This was at the top Evanescence Pre-emo Roxalee singing it I like it You obviously like it Rosalie It's a good one. I love it.

Yeah. It's a banger. It was emo before emo was a thing. I love it. Yeah. It's goth. Okay, wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Samantha.

Hi. Hi, Samantha. Hi. What have you been up to today? Just at work. Oh, whereabouts do you work? Shampoo Plus in Johnsonville. Oh, shout out. Shampoo Plus. My dad's from Johnsonville. Really? Yeah. How small, how

big is or small is Johnsonville? It's not that big. Yeah, decent sized suburb outside of Wellington. Okay. Outside of. How many would you say, Samantha? How many what? How many people? Not many. Yeah. It's pretty small. It's a suburb. It's not a town. Oh, Samantha. How many what? How many people? Not many. It's pretty small. It's a suburb. It's not a town. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah.

Oh. Yeah. Okay. I was picturing like a little town. A village. Johnson Village. Samantha, what's your date of birth? 21st of November, 1994.

All right. That means you were 16 in 2010, Samantha. And 25th of November, 2010, this was number one. Rihanna and Drake, What's My Name? What do you reckon, Sam? Yeah, it's a good thing, guys. Remember when everybody wanted Rihanna and Drake to end up together? Yeah.

I'm so glad she ended up with ASAP. Yeah, it worked out well. Wait there, Sam. We're going to choose between Katy Perry, Evanescence, and Rihanna. I'm voting Evanescence. Rosalie and I are the same age. I feel like we're in tune. I reckon that's the tune.

Yep. Yeah? Evanescence. Bring me to life, Rosalie. Get some. Get some. She's got good vibes. Those kids' smiles aren't the best part of your day anymore, Rosalie, is it?

It's this. Stop smiling at this, though. Even better. Brian Clint, ZM. Get in the van. Listen to mum. I'm going to be on the radio. No, literally.

The van is jumping right now. Here we go, Rosalie. It's a birthday banger from 03 on ZM. Oh, my God. Will I become so numb? Brie and Clint. Tune. Brie and Clint, that's the winner of birthday banger for Rosalie

and her kids in the van. Shout out. That's from 2003. It's Evanescence. And Bring Me to Life. As Rosalie said, the van must have been rocking. I saw someone suggest that Amy Lee from Evanescence would have been a great replacement singer for Chester from Linkin Park. Yeah.

Yeah. That would have been awesome. Earlier we were asking if we could find New Zealand's gayest family. Have you seen the text? Yes. You do it. I think we could find New Zealand's gayest family. Have you seen the text? Yes. You do it. I think we found them. I think we found them.

This might be the leader so far. If you can top this, then we'd love to hear from you. Text us on 9696. Or bottom it. Or bottom. We're accepting of all. Exactly. On the Bree and Clinton show.

Exactly. They text through and said, a bit delayed because I was driving, but my family has seven gay slash bi people. All my siblings are bi. My parents got divorced and married same sex partners. That's

seven people within the same immediate family. So all the siblings Five siblings Five siblings are either gay or bi. And then the parents also ended up getting together with same-sex relationships. So that's the whole family. You can't top it.

The last one to come out would have been like, oh, I might as well. Yeah. I might as well. The only way someone else can top that is if they have a gay dog. If the whole family's gay and the dog is gay, then you will be able to take the throne over that family. For New Zealand's gayest family, absolutely. Bree and Clint.

Forget dinner. Guess who's coming to the Bree and Clint show? It's Suzanne Paul. Hooray. Hi. Hello. I's Suzanne Paul. Hooray! Hi. Hello. I like that intro. Our show just got 100% more iconic with you on it, so we thank you for gracing

us with your presence, Suzanne. You're quite welcome, and I've been listening to you guys. Have you? Yeah. Uh-oh. What did you hear? No, I like it. Anything incriminating? No. No? No, I like it. Anything incriminating? No. No? No, I like it.

It's good. Isn't that sweet? She told me off air, she said, you know, after the show, because obviously you and I spend a bit of time together, and she said, you know what? I used to listen to another radio station, and now I've switched it over to you guys in the afternoons. That is high praise.

That is so great. Thank you. Suzanne Paul listens to our show. I'm picturing you listening to us in the limousine while Anthony Ray is driving you around. Yeah. Hey, you've just completed your second round of Celebrity Treasure Island.

I have. I know. Did you love it so much you had to go back on? Yeah. And I'd go again. Another 20 years time. Oh, my crikey. Can you imagine?

There'll be a lot of people switching off now that you left the show. You know, you were one of my all-time favourites ever. Crikey. You were there with a plan and the plan was to make fantastic television and that's exactly what you did. Yeah. Do you feel like you have any regrets or you loved your time no i've no regrets i went in with the plan of you know having fun and just doing my best and you know and try and keep everybody motivated and happy because i watched the show and they

previous seasons i thank god they take it all so seriously don't they people are crying and getting upset and i'm like have a word with yourself, love. It's just a TV show. You know what I mean? Isn't it interesting watching it back, like the stuff that you didn't know what was going on in the background, like Michelle pretending to cry but it was actually fake? Yeah, I know. Gosh, you can't trust anybody, can you?

Can't trust those actors, Suzanne. I know. I should have known that. What was the hardest part about being on Celebrity Treasure Island? Probably the sleeping part it's the sleeping. I mean you're with strangers and they're

in quite close proximity you know, I use the word bed loosely you know, prostrately a bed It was a hessian sack on a wood frame wasn't it Suzanne? So I did find it hard to sleep. And then so you're exhausted the next day. That doesn't help.

Did they at least let you take your own pillow? No. No? No, didn't take my pillow, no. You weren't allowed. Gosh. Fun fact about your sleeping, though, Suzanne, is when you did manage to get to sleep.

I have heard this from other contestants. What were you doing when you were sleeping? They say I'm talking. Which just shows you. My teacher, when I left school, said you're never good at anything because the only thing you're good at is talking. Look at you now.

That's all I ever do. Talk, talk, talk. And now apparently I talk in my sleep. Hey, while we've got you here, you became so well known for your infomercials. And I thought, you're off the show now, but could we possibly get you to do an infomercial to sell Celebrity Treasure Island as a show? We've got a few details there if you want to use any of that,

but you can just make it up. Okay. Okay, here it comes. A live infomercial about Celebrity Treasure Island from the Suzanne Paul. I'm so excited. Yes, it's here at last. Celebrity Treasure Island.

18 larger-than-life celebrities, and some are larger than others, I will say, and they're about to embark on an epic adventure. Oh, it's going to be such fun. There's going to be thousands of luminous spheres. But wait, there's more. There's tears, there's laughter, there's drama, and that's just from me.

And the goal? The goal is to win a staggering hundred thousand for their charities. But let's be honest, it's really just to get their faces on TV and hope they can

get some more work. So good luck with that, everyone. Celebrity Treasure Island continues tonight at 7.30 on TVNZ. Ta-ra for now.

Oh, and you get a free set of steak knives if you watch it. That is why you are the queen. That has made my whole year. Thank you so much, Suzanne. Oh, you're easy pleased, aren't you, Bree? I love you so much.

You're a gem. Suzanne Paul, congratulations on your second round of Celebrity Treasure Island, and thank you for coming in. Thanks for having me, guys. Great to see you. Bree and Clint. Rainbow's End have announced that they are bringing back Celebrity Treasure Island and thank you for coming in. Thanks for having me, guys. Great to see you. Rainbow's End have announced that they are bringing back

the Pirate Ship. Finally, a win for the 2020s. It was arguably the best ride at Rainbow's End, I believe. No shade to the Motion Master, Log Flume, Gold Rush or Corkscrew. Yeah, the Log Flume, I think, is my favourite.

Some people enjoy the Stratosphere. Some people enjoy that giant drop thingy. Oh, yes. For me, it's always been about the pirate ship. And in 2017, they got rid of it. They said they had to get rid of the pirate ship because they couldn't get parts for it anymore. It was 40 years old. And the company that built the pirate ship

stopped making replacement parts for it. So they're like, we can't repair it, so we can't keep it. So the pirate ship stopped making replacement parts for it. So they're like, we can't repair it, so we can't keep it. So the pirate ship has to go. That's wild. Well, the company that makes the pirate ship parts is back in business. And so the pirate ship is back in business. So they just put the pirate ship into storage.

I thought that. Yeah. No. They are producing a near exact replica of the original pirate ship. Wait, so it's a new one? It's a new one, but it will operate exactly the same as the original Rainbow Zen pirate ship. It'll seat 50 people. To be honest, not a bad idea to upgrade the theme park ride, the 40-year-old theme park ride.

You say that, but I think classics should remain classic. I don't want the new pirate ship to be safer. I don't want the new pirate ship to be smoother. I think the element of danger was always part of the fun on the pirate ship. The pirate ship was always one ride that you didn't have to meet certain height requirements for. That's always a plus. You know, so kids could go on there. It just had a simple lap bar

situation that came down. You weren't harnessed in. You just had a little thing pressing down on your legs. So that was the thrill. That was the thrill. You really felt like your life was in your hands. You looked down as the pirate ship went up and it went up to 70 degrees and you could see that the thing propelling you

was like two car tyres that were spinning around and as the pirate ship went past it, sent the pirate ship up the other way. I don't even know if it had brakes, the pirate ship.

It had to have had brakes. I don't know. But I'm hoping the original is true. The new one is true to the original. I think they'll keep it pretty similar.

And it's a little bit shonky. That's what I want. Okay, when they install it, we need to go ride it. Yes. Yes, we do. Yeah. Yeah.

2025, the new pirate ship will be in operation at Rambo's Inn. If you like it so much, you would ride it for 24 hours straight. Yeah. Yo, I don't know if I could. I feel like we'll be on there with every other radio station doing 24 hours on the pirate ship. We should do it. Last radio station on the ship wins.

Okay, now I'm into it. Yeah, see, that's good stuff. Should we issue the challenge? Yeah, we should. Let's put it out to any radio station, any radio show that wants to take part, who thinks they can go the distance. Yeah, I'm into it.

I like it. Let's start calling radio stations tomorrow and see if they're keen for the great pirate ship competition. I'm keen. Let's do it. Okay, I'm into it. I like it. Let's start calling radio stations tomorrow and see if they're keen for the Great Pirate Ship competition. I'm keen. Let's do it. Okay, I'm into this now. See, now it's a competition. We have to select our strongest stomach to go on the pirate ship.

That's the end of the Brian Clint Show. Thanks for a fun one, everybody. There's a billboard near my house that says, Honk if you want Gracie Abram tickets. Oh, yeah. And I've been honking want Gracie Abram tickets. Oh, yeah. And I've been honking and I got no tickets. Who put the billboard up? I don't know.

And I look like an idiot because I've been honking every time I go past. Is Gracie Abrams coming to New Zealand? Yeah. Is she? Yeah, she is. Yeah, she announced it recently. Okay. Yeah.

Random. Gracie Abrams. I wonder when it is. Is it like a real billboard or is it just like a sign that someone's painted? No, it's huge. It's like a huge billboard. Is it a ZM billboard? No.

Does it? It doesn't really have any branding on it as to... Good on you for honking, I guess. No one else is honking. It's just me. Do you want Gracie Abrams tickets? Yes. Okay.

That's why I'm honking. Because I feel like you're the kind of person who would honk no matter what it said. It's like honk if you're horny and you're like, well, okay. Yeah. I wouldn't honk for like everything, you know. Wouldn't you? I wouldn't honk if it was like. I feel like I'd honk because I'd want to be a part of it.

Like the fear of missing out would get to me. Yeah, like I wouldn't honk if it was a billboard being like, you know, it's okay to be casually racist. Yeah, well, you know why? Because it didn't say honk in there. Oh, yeah, gotcha. If it said honk, if it's okay to be casually racist... I wouldn't honk.

Okay. I wouldn't honk at that. Okay, well, that's the test. Yeah. That's the test. You know? Yes, Producer Claude. I learned a fact about this that might not be a fact because I haven't fact-checked it.

Sure. Well, make sure you say it on the radio. Okay, perfect. Apparently, the whole, like, honk of your horny, it's supposed to be a deterrent because, like, they don't, you don't want to honk, you don't want people to think that about you. So, if there's a sticker on the back, it's just like, you know. Oh, don't honk it. Don't honk it. Don't honk at me yeah so all honking therefore is like oh they're not mad at me they're just horny you know let's change my whole perspective on it yeah yeah yeah

holy hell i don't know if that's actually what it is like like it's embarrassing to be horny yeah yeah oh my god you've just blown my mind. Right? Yes, you're 100% right. That's exactly what it is, but I've never thought that. My cast is honk if you're a honky. And I've been honking. We're not friends with him.

I be honking. Have a great night, everybody. See you tomorrow. Play ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Play ZM.