ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 18th September 2025
Episode Date: September 18, 2025The return of Bree's Psychic Radio. Tell us your job title and we'll (poorly) guess what you do. What's The Plot for $900! Recycled engagement rings. See omnystudio.com/listen...er for privacy information.
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Think you're running back.
Zadam's Brie and Clint.
Bree, make the noise that you make, because I wasn't there, so I don't know what it sounded like,
but I can imagine what it was.
Yeah.
The noise that came out of your body when you found out Chapel Rhone was headlining
Laneway today. I'll see if I can
recreate it. Yeah, yeah.
What?
I am not kidding
you, because you sent it through this morning.
Yeah. I was at the gym
and people around me
were scared. Do I get some
credit for my rumour? It came true.
You get all the credit. You get all the credit
because I didn't, like, I had not heard that
rumor at all.
And you said it yesterday, and I was like, there's no way.
Hats off to the Laneway Festival.
Two years in a row, you have completely exceeded our expectations.
Obviously, people expect good things from that festival always.
But Charlie XEX one year, biggest artists in the world that year, into Chapel Rhone this year?
It's outrageous, and I couldn't be more excited.
Like Chapel Rhone in our own backyard, guys.
It's the day before Waitangi Day this year.
Waitangi's on a Friday.
This is on a Thursday.
So get your leave applications and now for that four-day weekend.
Yeah, long, long weekend.
Hello.
And role model.
Role model's great.
And who else did we recognise?
Benny's coming back for a set.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Which will be good.
Ella, who are you excited for?
Obviously Chapel, but also role model?
Yeah.
Are you joking?
Yeah, we've said that.
Name someone else you're excited about.
Hang on, who else is on the list?
Pink Panther, S.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That is cool.
This is the annual look at the laneway line up
and see how out of touch you are.
But I'm not going to lie, it didn't matter to me.
It doesn't matter.
I didn't even look at who else was on the bill
when I saw Chapel Rhone's headlining.
They're all opening for Chapel Rhone.
Yeah, I'm like, I don't care.
It could be anyone.
We're hustling hard to get some tickets to give away to that too,
but all the details, ZM Online.
Let's get into another round of Trady versus Lady.
Could today be the day that the Trades draw level with the ladies?
It hasn't happened at all this year.
We've made it all the way to September with the ladies being in the lead for the entire year.
It very much could be today and it could be you.
Play Zatins, Bree and Clint.
Time for a round of Treaty versus Lady.
It's Trady versus Ladies.
If a radio host ever starts singing the title of the segment
It's because they haven't got the buttons ready
And they're trying to buy time
Can't find the button
But I got it, I got it guys
Score Up Day for the year
We are Toit
The Trady's on 75, the ladies on 76
It could be all tied up here this afternoon
I want to put a bit of pressure on our lady today
She's calling from Palmer's North
She's 34, and she's never left the country.
Welcome to the show, Sarah.
Hi, Sarah.
Hey, guys.
Do you just love this country so much you never want to leave?
So much, so much.
Yeah.
Hey, I wish I'd been overseas.
If I lived in Palmerston North, I wouldn't want to go to Europe, you know?
Why would I go to Europe when I could go to Palmerston North?
Pork Chop Hill.
It's tropical, yeah.
Pork Chop Hill's lovely.
Got the square.
Good time.
All the good things.
clock tower. Sick. No pressure, Sarah, but you need to defend the ladies today. They've
never been behind today the tradies could draw level. Are you feeling that burden? No pressure.
No pressure. Okay. The real pressure is on our trady, who's also in Palmister North. She is 26
and she's had heart surgery when she was just four years old. Oh, so precious, smeshire. Welcome to
the show, Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Hi. What was your heart surgery for? I don't let the boys down.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, no, you'll be fine, mate.
You'll be fine.
If you've had heart surgery, this is a piece of piss compared to that.
This is a walk in the park or a walk in the square for you guys from Palmerston North.
That's what you call it, eh?
Squares up.
Squares up.
Let's go names for our buzzers.
Sarah, lady.
No, what?
Sarah and Hannah, those will be your buzzers.
Let's do that today.
And first of three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC.
Here we go.
Best of luck.
Question number one.
Who is the star?
of the Mission Impossible movie franchise?
Sarah?
Yes, Sarah.
Tom Cruise?
Tom Cruise.
It is a Tom Cruise.
There's been like 78 movies.
Yeah, about that, yeah.
Yep.
One to the ladies.
Question number two.
What type of pasta is used in a bolognaise?
That's Hannah.
Hannah.
Sarah.
Oh, you got Sarah.
I heard Sarah.
Claude.
I'll get a replay.
I don't know.
You weren't listening.
Claudia! You're meant to be out...
I didn't hear Sarah at all, but you did.
Write the question off.
Write it off.
Oh no, no, but now I feel bad if it was Hannah.
Doesn't matter. We can't decide, so we have to write it off.
Okay.
Question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this.
Sarah.
It is Sabrina Carpenter.
It is Sabrina Carpenter.
We just have.
have to go, what we hear on the actual radio.
Correct.
Question number four.
Clint and I are heading to the NRL grand final in a couple of weeks.
Name a team that will not be there this year.
Sarah.
Sarah.
Warriors.
The Warriors will not be there.
Way to bring it up.
And that's the win.
Is that the win?
And that's the win.
Oh, ladies, hold on.
Geez, controversial old game, that one, wasn't it?
That was a controversial game.
But Sarah, you've done very well to keep the ladies in it.
One point going to the ladies and 50 bucks coming your way.
Yay, that's awesome, guys.
Well done.
50 bucks, not enough for a trip out of the country, which you'll be happy about, Sarah.
Overseas travel.
Yuck.
ZD.M.'s Bree and Clint Podcast.
Look, let's just put it out there.
We don't have real jobs.
This job.
Yeah.
This job.
This job.
No.
Not a real job.
Not a real job.
It's not an adult job.
No, this is make-believe.
It's not a real job.
We understand that.
And I think it's quite confusing for us, Clint, when we go out into the real world or we meet people and they tell us what their job is.
And we're like, what?
I made fun of a friend of mine the other day because they told me they just updated their LinkedIn.
And I went, LinkedIn, who uses that?
And they said, literally everybody.
Everyone.
Everybody. Everybody with a corporate job, everybody is on LinkedIn.
I was like, oh, whoa.
There's some jobs I've never even heard of, which is like this job I'm about to open the door on.
And let me, you tell me if you've heard of what this guy does before.
Okay, sure.
What are you doing? How much do you make?
I'm a quant trader and I make roughly 10 to 25,000 a month.
Heck yeah.
A what trader, sorry?
A quant trader.
A quant trailer?
Quant trader.
Is this like, you know how you and I on this show
before I've talked how we don't know
what a quantity surveyor is?
Is it anything to do with quantity surveying?
I mean, I don't know what quantity surveying is still,
so I don't know.
But...
What do you make, 25 grand a month?
10,000 to 25,000 a month,
but let's just say 25,000.
So 25 times 12.
How much?
300 grand a year.
Holy.
See, I want to know what this guy does.
We could be doing this.
But 25's a good month, so maybe he makes between 200 and 300 a year.
Sign me up.
And he's, what was he?
He's a quant.
Quant trader.
Oh, I know what he does.
Yeah.
I know what he does.
Yeah.
He trades quant.
Yeah, of course.
He's on the quant market.
For quant.
He's hustling for the best quant.
He buys quant low and he sells quant high.
I mean, for quant of a bit of a term.
He meets his clients and he says quots do you quant?
And they say we want some quant.
And he goes, I've got some I just traded.
You've never heard of a quant trader, right?
No, but they trade quant.
A quant trader is a finance professional
who uses mathematical models, statistical analysis
and computer algorithms to execute financial market trading strategies.
Oh, okay.
He's a finance brand.
I still don't know what he does.
It sounds like he buys and sells stock.
He trades different assets, because I've looked into it more.
I was like, I need to know what this is.
He trades different assets such as cryptocurrency, stocks and ETFSs.
Oh, yeah.
He's a finance bro?
Yes, producer Ella.
So like those monkey things that were going viral?
No.
That's an EFT.
Yeah.
What did you say?
EFT?
NFT.
NFT.
NFT.
This is E-TFS.
Oh, my bad.
And what competition did Sean Johnson used to play in?
The NRL.
NRL.
Right.
So not that either.
Is that that TV channel with the sports on it?
Oh, it's ESPN.
No, that's ESPN.
What about that TV show?
Oh, that's, no, that's NCI, yes.
I thought you're talking about the other one.
Damn.
Okay, well, good for a.
CSI.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Good for our Quant, bro.
L-M-A-O.
Yeah, good for our Quint, bro.
I thought we could play a game.
If you have a job where you don't think we would know what it is from the name.
From the title.
From the title.
We want you to call 0800 dials at M or you can text through on 966969 and tell us the title of your job
and we'll try and tell you what you do.
Where are the quantity survey is at?
Still don't know what they do.
We have no idea what you do.
Are they the ones that put up the little tripod, the orange tripod thing?
Yeah.
And then they put the things on the road.
Is that them?
Yeah.
Or is that a town planner?
I don't know.
I've got no idea.
If you think your job title will bamboozle us.
It's ZDM's Brea and Clint Podcast.
We're talking about jobs where we don't really know what people do.
Yeah.
Your job title doesn't make sense to us, normies.
You're specialised.
Either that or you've just got a very technical title.
Like when Chandler from Friends,
was he?
A transponsor.
I'm going to go out there
and say that even when I get
the description of some jobs, I'm like,
so what do you do?
I've got an example for her.
An example would be
I think, here we go,
let's go to the text machine.
It says, my husband is a quantity
surveyor. That's our big bug bear.
That's the one we don't get.
They do estimates and costing on building
projects. He now works as a commercial
manager, land surveyors,
the sticks. Oh, yeah. So you were
asking the tripod people, are they quantity
surveyors? Those are the sticks
that you were talking about. Right. So they're
land surveyors? They're land surveyors, yeah.
And town planners?
Something else altogether, I think. Work on
getting consents?
We've asked you to call us. Give us
your job title and Bree and I will see if we can
guess what it is.
It'll be a guess. Stephen's here. Hi, Stephen.
Hi, Stephen.
Hey, good-day guys. Do you have a real person
job, Stephen?
Oh, I do.
I have a nine to five real person job.
Okay.
What's your job title, Stephen?
I'm a horologist.
A horologist?
Yes.
A horologist.
A horologist, not a horologist.
Can you spell...
A horologist, yeah.
Can you spell it for us, Stephen?
H-O-R-O-----------------------------------------------------------------------.
A horror
Logist
Something in the horror industry
Something to do with horoscopes, obviously
Oh
Stephen
is a male
tarot card reader
Are we right Stephen?
I got nothing, Stephen
So I'm going to go with Brie
It's something in the astrology field
Nothing like that
I am a watchmaker
I fix watches and clocks
Wow!
And that's a horologist.
Yes.
That's so cool.
How long have you been doing that for, Stephen?
25 years.
Do you do, because I'm obsessed with watching the videos on TikTok
where they take apart like old watches
and put all the tiny little pieces back together
and that's what you do?
That's what I was doing today.
Yes.
That's so cool.
Thanks, Stephen, the horologist.
Michael's here to play.
Hi, Michael.
Hi, Michael.
Hi, how's again?
We're good.
What's your job title, Michael?
I'm a transport network operator.
Transport network operator.
Do you tell trucks and vans and delivery men where to go?
No, you're on the wrong path, but kind of yes, actually.
Do you work with something to do with the internet?
Uh, no. I use that for my job, but no.
Do you plan out where buses and trains are going to be at what time?
Again, wrong path, but technically.
Michael, what do you do?
Uh, so I deal with the day-to-day running of the traffic signals.
Oh my God.
Wait, wait, as in like the traffic lights.
Yeah.
Someone does that?
Yes, not many of us. There's two of us.
where I am and there's maybe
20 in the country. Wow.
Hey Michael, question, you know how in movies
like Fast and the Furious movies
because I know that those movies are pretty accurate.
I want to know,
can you technically, you know how
in some of those movies, they'll like
change all the, all the
timings of the traffic lights? Can you guys
actually do that? That's
literally what my job is. Wow!
Could you give it? Yeah, not the chaos.
Could you give a police convoy, like an escort?
Like a free run. Could you give it a green light run?
Yeah, literally part of our job.
Wow!
That's Michael.
He's a transport network operator.
Blown my mind.
Let's go to Dmitri.
Dmitri, what's your job title?
Integrator.
Oh, is that all?
You're an integrator.
Yep.
Okay, Dmitri is an integrator.
What does that mean?
Integrates something.
Obviously they integrate things.
But what do they integrate?
Or...
he collects
a lot
of cheese graders
integras
integrators
oh he's
integrators
um
demetri I'm just gonna
I'm gonna
yeah what do you do
make security labs
and CCTV systems
and home automation
all work together
all integrated together
you make smart home stuff work
yeah
he's an integrator
would never have guessed that
Let's go to Cheryl, our last one. Hi, Cheryl.
Hi, Cheryl.
We're none from three. Tell us what your job title is, and we'll see if we can guess what you do.
I'm a cytologist.
A cytologist.
Can you spell it for us?
C-Y-T-O-L-G-I-S-T.
Cytologists.
Our second ologist of the afternoon.
What was our first?
A horologist.
Horologist who fixes watches and clocks.
So a cytologist
Fixes
Bicycles
Psychologists
Well, judging from
Cheryl's laugh
She's cytologist
Saito
Saito sounds like something to do with blood
To me for some reason
I reckon she's got something to do with
No, that's an embryologist
Do you look at blood samples?
Yeah, something in the medical field
Getting closer.
Something to do with embryo
in IVF?
No.
Do you look at stool samples?
No.
Do you work in a lab?
Yes.
It works in a lab.
You come up with vaccines?
No.
Okay.
Can we give up, Cheryl?
What does the cytologist do?
A cytologist uses microscopes to look at individual cells from the body to detect disease.
Oh, like, oh wait.
We weren't a million miles away, were we?
Have you been looking at my PAPSphere results?
Cheryl.
That's part of it, yeah, but from all around the body.
Have you caught up with some results for brain?
No, it was all clear.
Wasn't it, Cheryl?
It was all clear, wasn't it?
Thanks, Cheryl, the cytologist.
We appreciate your call.
There are so many jobs that we've never heard of,
like a diversional therapist.
What's a diversional therapist?
They work with people in old folks home,
taking them out for fun activities.
Well, that's awesome.
What a fulfilling job.
Someone else said, I'm an oral health therapist.
What do I do?
Oh, a dentist.
That's a dentist, right?
A dentist, yeah.
And my partner is a saturation diver.
Kinky.
Lucky you.
He's very good at his job, too.
There is Franklin.
Someone who hasn't done the right thing, well, in my opinion, is a gentleman,
that I saw on TikTok, there's a sister who wasn't very happy.
So her sister got engaged to this guy.
And they broke up.
The engagement at some point got called off.
And the sister gave the ring back.
I don't know the details around why the engagement broke up.
But I don't think there was infidelity.
I think it was just a breakup.
Okay.
She gave the ring back.
and then a year later
they see on social media
that he's gotten engaged again
and he's used the same ring
Is the person any relation
to the original woman?
No.
New woman.
Not a friend.
New fiancé.
New fiancé.
But he's recycled the ring.
He's recycled the engagement ring.
Thoughts on that?
How do you feel?
What are your thoughts on?
My initial thoughts are bad juju
Like that's a rejected ring
But it puts the girl
The original proposey in a tight spot
Because technically none of her business
No it isn't
It isn't any of her business
Yeah
If I was the new fiancé though
And I found that out
Yes
I'd be pretty T-Oed
But she's not going to find out
Unless the original proposie
Says something, is she?
Well, I mean, yes and no.
Maybe there's friends of his that'll meet the new fiancé and go,
hey, this is the same ring you use for the first one.
Why would they have seen it?
Why would they have seen it?
Oh, because they got engaged.
Yeah.
Oh, they're engaged for a bit.
I was thinking it was a proposal and she said no straight away.
No.
Oh, that's very different.
Oh, she's worn the ring around for a while.
She's worn the ring.
There's pictures of her engagement on the internet where she was excited.
There's pictures of the ring with her wearing it.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
that rings like a pair of used undies.
You can't wear that.
You just, you take the ring back.
You try and get as much money.
You melt it down.
You try and get as much money as you can.
You go to cash converters.
And you buy a new ring.
You hock it and then you reinvest.
You know?
And go again.
Yeah.
You just buy your new ring.
It's just not ideal.
I've got a friend who was dating a guy who had a failed engagement ring.
Right.
From a woman that he had prepared.
opposed to and she had said no.
And this friend of mine was just seeing the guy.
She just said no off the top.
She said no.
She said no.
He thought they were going to get married.
She said no and they broke up.
Why did she say no?
Didn't want to marry him.
Yeah, well obviously.
Yeah, he's kept the ring.
And then this girl that he's dating, he's given her the ring, not as a proposal, but as a, oh, you should wear this.
Oh, yeah.
I've got this ring.
No.
It cost me a lot of money.
No.
You should just have it.
No, again.
Take it somewhere, sell it, and then buy her something with it.
Oh, yeah.
That's cursed.
It's a cursed ring.
It's a cursed ring.
Forever.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I want to know from people, 0,800 dials at M.
Did someone recycle an engagement ring or a piece of jewelry?
Yeah.
And did you find out?
And you found out.
Were they up front about it?
Or did you find out down the track?
You're like, hey, have you got a receipt for this?
Surely no one's going, hey, this used to be my executive.
but you can have it.
Literally the guy I was telling you about.
He did that.
That's what he did.
He said, I proposed to someone with us and they said, no, so you can have it.
Oh, God, it's all making sense as to why that first one didn't want to marry him.
Yeah, join the dot.
Jesus.
We want your stories about recycled rings or recycled pieces of jewelry of significance
if it had a bit of bad juju about it.
You know, if you're like, really?
You're like, I don't know about this.
Z.N.
We're talking about recycled rings.
Yeah, this is wild.
Not any rings.
No.
Engagement rings that have got history and not good history.
History in that the ring was purchased for someone else who turned it down so then it was given to you.
Yeah.
And you might go, oh, you guys are being a bit greedy or just be grateful.
I don't think it works like that.
I think you get one ring, one engagement ring.
And we're not saying that.
And you want it to be special for you.
We're not saying that that ring can't be reused for someone else,
but you can't then reuse it for your next partner.
No, exactly right.
You know, you need to sell that ring.
No, and we've had text like that.
We've had text like that.
Someone texts through and they said,
genuine question, thoughts on extracting the jewel off an old engagement ring
and restiling it on a brand new band.
Yeah, fine, I think.
No?
Is it the jewel that holds the old spirits?
Is that what it is?
I just think, why not just sell the whole ring?
Just sell the whole ring, buy a new jewel.
Someone text us and they said that when they proposed and the person said no,
they then sold the ring to someone else who proposed with it.
That's fine.
I think that's fine.
That's fine.
I think that reinvigorates the ring.
Yeah.
Because that's a new ring to them.
Exactly.
Right?
They're not involved with that first engagement.
Yeah, yeah.
This is not written down none of these rules.
No, this is just our opinion.
Grace is here.
Hi, Grace.
Hi, Grace.
Hi, Tim, how we're going?
Good thing.
We're good. Did you get a recycled ring, Grace?
I did. It wasn't an engagement ring.
Okay.
But it was a Pandora ring.
Okay.
And my ex had given it to me.
And then I had found out that it was actually his ex's ring.
And I don't know how I got it out of it.
Oh, yuck.
Grace.
And I was wearing it.
And I was like, oh, my God, my first Pandora ring.
I love it.
And then I don't know how I got it out of him, but I found out that, well, firstly, he was cheating on me.
And second, it was his ex's ring.
So I was living down in Parmy at the time,
threw it in the rubbish bin in the daily club.
And then...
You should have given her back to him
so he could give it to his next girlfriend.
Oh, God.
It would have been like the sisterhood of the travelling ring,
but for girlfriends.
I know.
And then it's quite a funny story
because that was like a Pandora ring.
And then I started dating my ex-boyfriend.
My mom owns Pandora and Palmerston North.
Oh, my God.
Full circle.
So you had access to all the Pandora rings you could ever want.
I know.
I know.
It's a real Pandora's box, Grace.
It is.
Yeah.
No, Pandora is ruined for Grace now.
Yeah.
I know, yeah.
I'm a gold girlie now.
Yeah, you can't even have one of those charms.
You know you're worth Grace.
She's upgraded.
Thanks, guys.
We're talking about recycled rings.
Someone said, this is an interesting text.
They said, my ex-fiancee gave me a ring, which was a placeholder,
while we worked on our relationship.
as I didn't want to wear my engagement ring
when things were so unsure.
When we broke up, I gave the placeholder ring back.
Turns out he gave it to the next girl.
Bad karma, all right?
She was in a motorcycle accident
and almost lost her finger
when the ring cut off her circulation on impact.
What?
That's terrifying.
See, if you think we're being stupid about this, we're not.
That's crazy.
That's what can happen if you give someone a used ring.
That's what can happen.
That's what? She nearly lost her bloody finger.
They'll have a motorcycle accident, nearly die, and lose a finger.
Far out.
This person wants to be anonymous.
The recycled ring is about your friend, Anonymous.
Yes, yes, it is.
What happened, Anonymous?
Well, so we found out that my friend's ex was going to be appearing on married at first sight.
Okay.
Okay.
Yep.
And previously, he had given her, right, it wasn't an announcement.
engagement ring, but it was like the same sort of thing, like
a promise gift. Okay.
That's like, we're not getting engaged now,
but this is my promise.
It's a statement of intent.
Uh-huh. Yeah, statement of intent.
And then he went on married at first sight, and
after they got married, we saw that
he actually re-gifted
that gift to her on
national television. No, he
did not. On the TV.
On the TV.
Wait, so he,
she gave him a ring.
Is that right?
She gave...
So he gave her a gift
and then they broke up
and then he took it back
and then he took it on
to married at first sight.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
To be honest,
none of those married
at first sight relationships last
anyway, so I don't think
we can blame the ring anonymous.
Yeah, definitely not that one.
Yeah, but like you know
that someone is going to be watching
and see that it's...
Also, isn't the show sponsored
by friggin Pascos or something?
Can't they get a free ring?
Surely.
But parry.
Thanks Anonymous
Someone said
My ex and I both had engagement rings
When they called off the engagement
I then see his wedding photos
To his current wife
And he has recycled his engagement ring
That he had with me
And is now wearing it at his wedding
Yeah
Wearing it as his wedding band
And you know that it was your guy's engagement ring
I feel like if he's given it to himself
It's less bad jujou
is there?
Oh, it's still weird.
No, you should still get a special one.
Okay.
My hubby offered me.
Clint's trying like, cause, no, we're fine with it,
we're trying to get around it.
Well, men usually just look to save some money.
They're like, oh, make two.
But is it worth saving money in that case?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't wear my ring.
My hubby offered me his previous fiancé's engagement ring.
I wear it on my right hand,
and I wear a new ring on my wedding finger.
I'm not going to let a lovely ring go to waste.
Hey, if you're okay with it, then I mean...
But the difference there is...
Is you knew and he said up front.
And you still made him get you a wedding ring.
Different.
Different. You're not using it as your engagement ring.
No, no one's been lied to.
What about this?
My now ex bought me a diamond tear drop ring in brackets with my credit card.
When we broke up after him cheating, he made a big deal about it, so I gave it to him.
The chick he cheated with posted her wearing it.
and how her man spends big money on her.
So I DM'd her the receipts, because I'm petty that way.
That's so funny.
My man spends big on me.
And then you go, actually, I bought that ring for myself.
And you're all wearing it.
Oh, that poor other...
You're like, actually, babe, actually, babe, I spend big on you.
Don't worry, babe, I got you.
What else do you need?
I'll get it for you.
Good stories.
Thank you, everybody.
Their name's Brie and Clint.
podcast. The Tea
live from L.A. with Dean McCarthe.
Love this story. Dean, Kylie Minogue
has opened up about who she would like
to play her in a film about
her life.
I love this. We've finally had a big
celebrity say, I want you to play
me, right? This is so cool. She has
a course nominated
Margot Robbie. Yes. Now, Margot
Robbie, I mean, what a beautiful
choice. I mean, there's a high
difference, but I can see the face and, like,
Markins said, but Margot Robbie had this to say, would she take it on?
Check this out.
You know, Margot, Kylie has said a few times that she would love you to play her in a movie.
She did not.
Yeah, would you do it?
I am beyond on it.
Of course I could not do it.
I can't sing like Kylie.
How can't out the end, no.
No.
I don't like it when people can't actually sing and do a singing movie, you know.
She'll do it.
You reckon she will?
I don't know if she will.
She's just playing hard to get, eh, Dean, so she can drive the price up.
She was an extra 5 mil
I don't know but like
I don't really think she's the right
even though I think she's amazing
I don't know what it is
Margot Robbie
would act the crap out of it
She'd be so good at the acting part
I mean if you've seen I-Tonia
She doesn't have to put on the accent
She's already got an Australian accent
Would already understand so much
About what Kylie Minogue embodies
And who she is
If it's not Margot Robbie
Who Plays Kylie Minogue in the
Kylie Minogue biopic.
Then who is it?
Who are the other big...
I'm setting you up here.
Oh, um, me?
Merrill Street.
Merrill Street.
Oh.
Come on, Bree.
Come on, Bree.
I thought you were going to say Scarlett Johans and she could do it as well.
Or Idris Elba.
Idris Elba would be good.
He would be good.
That's the tea with our Hollywood correspondent.
Dean McCarthy.
Haters in the building time
A segment we invented
Just to vent a little bit of negativity
This show, 99.8% positive.
I think you're exaggerating.
98% positive.
90% positive.
I think that's, yeah, 90%.
Two out of three times?
Positive.
This show, positive.
Mostly positive.
Mostly positive.
Yeah.
Mostly a lot of the time positive.
Depending on the mood and people's cycle, this show.
Neutral.
Somewhere in the middle.
Yes.
Hey, 50-50 at the worst.
This show, there's worse out there, okay?
Has worse out there. Okay, we're pretty good.
That's so negative over there.
We're pretty good.
We're pretty good.
Except for this segment where we have the opportunity to complain and hate.
Hence, haters in the building.
And I'd like to go first if everyone's okay with that.
Go for it, mate.
Get it off your chest.
Why?
When I go to the supermarket and I go to the self-checkout and it says to me,
would you like to print a receipt and I click no, why does it print me out two receipts?
I say no receipt.
Every time.
It gives me two receipts.
That's two more receipts.
That's 200% more receipts than the number of receipts that I wanted.
And how dare it ask you, it have the audacity to ask you if you want a receipt you
say no
and then it
gives you two
anyway.
I would prefer
you're so right.
Don't even ask me.
You're so right.
I'd prefer you just
didn't ask
and then you printed me
the two receipts that I don't want.
You gave me the illusion
of choice.
At least you're not
blatantly disrespecting my wishes.
If the supermarket companies
are listening,
have you not seen
the enormous
basket of unwanted
receipts underneath
every single self-checkout
machine?
Have you?
Have you?
They're all there.
They're all there. No one's taking them.
Oh, it drives me wild.
That's good.
You're going to have a turn?
Yeah, I want to have a turn.
You know what I hate.
I hate.
And look, this is going to make me sound like a bit of a wanker.
But I don't care because I hate it.
When I'm at the gym and I'm going to do my weights, right?
And I go to the machines and I sit on a machine ready to do my sets.
Do one set.
And then all of a sudden, someone comes and stands right?
up in my face
waiting for the machine.
No, that's valid.
Mate, I'm taking a break between my sets.
I had a guy today go, are you done?
Oh, I'm not done.
My towel is all on the machine.
I'm not done.
I had a guy jump in my grave so bad
and I don't know whether I felt weird
or like offended.
But I literally step up off the machine
as he was standing there watching me
and then I went, I'm just going to clean it down
and he goes, that's all right.
And then just sat down.
He was like, no, I need it right now.
You're entitled to a rest between sets.
Yeah, I can't go hammer and tong the whole time.
And when you take your towel and weights off the machine, that's when you're done.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Jim etiquette, I feel like we could go on and on and on about it.
Jim etiquette, yeah.
Also, creepy that he wants to use your dirty machine.
Yeah, he's like, don't worry, I'll look after it.
Oh, you wanted it for me.
I felt weird and then...
I'll blow your towel off you, too.
I felt weird and then weirdly complimented also.
Ella?
Oh, yes.
This is quite a personal one, but we can all relate to losing things.
I was at a party, had a puffer jacket on, because it is cold.
Put it in a corner.
I was very conscious of this jacket.
It's expensive.
I work hard.
I want that puffer back.
Of course.
Someone stole it.
Oh, hell no.
This is not Otago University, okay?
You don't just steal someone's puffer jacket.
Who does that?
What kind of animal?
I could probably lead you in a guy that goes to my gym's direction.
They might.
He might be taking it.
He might be interested in that.
I know a guy selling black market used puffer jackets if you're interested.
Actually, yeah.
He just goes around parties stealing them.
That's not a bad idea.
And then reselling them.
I was having a good time.
Yeah.
Ruined it.
Night ruined.
Furious.
Claudia.
Kay is in the building.
I've also been robbed.
I don't know who they are or where they've gone,
but someone in this, Godforsaken building has gone into my locker again and stole my
special Rubik's cue.
Oh, not your Rubik's cube that you weren't using.
I never finished it.
Special Rubik's a special Rubik's.
My special cue.
Who steals a Rubik's a Rubik's?
Rubik's Cube?
Is this the same block of lockers from which Fletchbourne and Haley had 26 arm and gold stolen?
If the 26 almond golds weren't enough for them, they'd then got and taken my Rubik's cubes.
Why did Fletchhorn and Haley have 26 almond golds in the locker?
Well, that's a question in and of itself, isn't it?
It seems like an excessive amount, doesn't it?
It seems like some kind of honey trap.
It does.
Should we set a honey trap?
Ooh, I like that.
Put a puffer jacket and a Rubik's cube in there.
A rubik's cube in some arm.
and Gold's in there in a tiny little GoPro
and see how long it takes
Brooke from Zidium's Late Show to steal
all of them.
How dare you?
Yeah, that's no, naughty.
Oh, is she running it?
She's running in here.
Naughty, man.
Don't stand up for her when you don't know.
She's not happy.
You don't know.
She's not happy.
Yeah.
Excuse me, you're throwing dirt on my name.
Brooke, we have a new case that you need to investigate.
No, you can't be investigating it.
You're conflicted.
You're compromised.
I'm innocent.
Listen.
Until proven guilty.
I don't like almond golds.
I don't know what the fuss is.
What about Rubik's shoes?
She had too many.
She went off them.
She had 26.
Damn it.
Armands make me flare up.
I can't.
Do you want to complain about something this afternoon?
We're going to open haters in the building to everybody, okay?
Just for one more break.
Just one more.
One more break of hate.
Yeah.
And then we'll go back to the 50-50 positivity.
Yeah, then we get back to our signature Brie and Clint ambivalence.
is ZM's Brinklin podcast.
It's been called the most negative segment on radio,
and that's why we can't do it very often.
We've got to keep it contained, you know?
We don't want this to spread.
It does.
It'll spread like wildfire.
Yeah.
This is haters in the building.
Where you tell us what you hate,
I've told you about my hatred for self-checkout machines,
asking if I want a receipt,
me saying no, and then it printing me two receipts.
And to be fair, one of them's a,
fuel discount voucher but I don't want that either
I don't want that I don't want either of them
I said no I want no receipt
Bree's complained about creeps wanting her equipment
No I'm just I don't like it when people
Become my shadow with the gym
Yeah I'm not finished my set
Go use another machine and then you know jump in my grave
When I leave there's a lot of hate in the air
And we want to get a bit from you guys this person wants to be
Anonymous hello Anonymous
Hi Anonymous
You're the team how are we?
We're well
Thank you.
Are you ready to do this, Anonymous?
Yes.
Okay.
Let's go.
Anonymous.
Managed, people who think they're the manager, but they're not.
Do you mean staff or employees or customers?
Both.
Both.
I feel like I know the exact person you're talking about Anonymous, where they're on the exact same level as you at work, but they seem to think that they are your boss.
Yeah.
a God complex.
Do you want to name them at all?
Do you want to call anyone out?
Name them.
Name them.
Where do they work?
Where do they work?
No, they're listening right now.
Wait, are you in the...
Are you in the staff room right now?
Not at it.
I left.
I was like, no, see ya.
This person who's not your manager
is going to send you an email saying,
Hi Anonymous, just so you're aware,
it's not appropriate to call radio stations
on company time and complain
about your workmates.
and you can reply with, you're not my manager, beep!
I clocked out 19 minutes ago, so...
Oh, you're a free woman.
It doesn't matter.
You do you, Anonymous.
You do you.
This person also wants to be Anonymous.
Hi Anonymous, welcome to haters in the building.
Is that me?
That is you, Anonymous.
Yeah, yeah.
So, my biggest bug beer at the moment is fish pie in the staff room.
Oh, yeah, it's a classic.
It's a classic.
Oh, no.
A whole pie?
Oh, they brought it for like a, you know, their lunch.
And anyway, when you go downstairs,
you come through the building and you go upstairs,
the whole bottom floor reeks of fish pie
and the further you go up,
it's honestly like 50 women who haven't washed their bits in the week.
Anonymous, anonymous.
Just saying, it is disgusting.
You're lucky you're a woman.
That's the only way you're getting away with that.
When was the last time you were in a room with 50 women who hadn't washed?
Well, I'm pretty sure it was at today,
Because honestly, it was so disgustingly gross.
And I don't like fish on a best day.
You're saying it's only on the bottom level of the building, Anonymous?
Oh, no, no, I went all the way out.
All the way out.
All the way out.
I thought you were complaining and saying that your downstairs smelled like that.
Anonymous, we hear you.
Yeah.
Your pain is valid.
Thank you for sharing.
Thank you, Anonymous.
No, no, thank you.
Thank you for the graphic description.
Very graphic.
I really like this one.
It says Retail Worker here.
PSA, the customer isn't always right.
Some of y'all suck.
I would give anything to yell back just once.
Some of them deserve it.
The customer is always right thing.
It's such BS.
Well, it's really gone to the customer's head, hasn't it?
It has.
I don't reckon we were ever meant to hear that.
No.
I reckon it was only employees that were ever meant to know that.
And then when it got back to us, it was like, we're always what?
We can do anything.
What?
We can be a-holes.
Haters in the building.
What do you hate?
Someone just texted my brother.
No explanation from Clara.
What about this one?
I hate when people say,
well, I could have told you that after you say something.
Like they know bloody everything.
Me too.
That's so condescending.
And they go, yeah.
My wife does that to me all the time.
She's like, old news.
Okay.
I'm just trying to coexist with you
We have to share this house for the next
50 years together, okay?
Wait, give us an example.
You could just humor me.
Give us an example.
The last one was I told her
that the sex in the city spin-off
and just like that
had been cancelled and I said,
oh my God, it's the sex and our show
that we watched together.
So it was like a thing that we can share
and I said, oh, it's been cancelled.
In fairness to her,
you were like literally two weeks late on that.
Whose side are you on?
Your wife's, I thought we've already talked about that.
Haters in the building. Tell me why my teenagers are the only ones immune to the smells assaulting my laundry room.
Deodorant is the rule, not the exception.
That's good. I agree. We definitely agree. What about this? I hate that my kids tell me I'm cancelled every time I do an accent.
Canors in the building.
Me too, actually. Ella says that to me all the time. Every time I do an accent, Ella comes through.
You have your favorite accent impression that you were doing the other day of Jackie Chan?
We'll wait.
Oh, look at that.
We're out of time.
Funny that.
Oh, boy.
Stay tuned.
I'll do it next.
Okay.
One song and we'll come back.
Yeah, yeah.
And you guys are going to love this.
It's from Rush Hour.
It's Z.m.'s Bree and Clint Podcast.
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
She was smart, debatable, talented.
Eh, athletic, not really, but picking a movie title based on just the plot line
that she can do.
Reim Clince, What's the Plot?
Our weekly movie guessing game where if you can get two movies correct from the plot lines that I read out first,
then today you'll score $900 cash, Riley.
Kiyoda.
Hi, Riley.
Chorda.
You ever played What's the Plot before, Riley?
Or is this your first time?
First time
First time
Oh I feel like she's trying to get in my head
First time Riley
Yeah we're going to win this
Oh those are fighting words
Are you a big movie fan
Yeah yeah definitely
What's your genre
Um like science fiction
drama action
Everything got it
Okay a good mix
Riley I'm going to go through the rules
Briefly and then we will get into the game
We're playing for $900 cash.
This is serious stuff.
I read out the plot lines.
You buzz in with your name
as soon as you think you know
the name of the movie
that I'm talking about.
You don't wait for me to finish that plot line.
You just get in there
because Bree will do the same thing.
Okay, Riley?
Got it, got it.
If you get two right before Breed does,
we'll give you $900.
Best of luck, Riley.
Today, our theme
because Kylie Minogue said she wants
Margo Robbie to play her in a movie.
These are all movie biopics
about famous musicians
or musical acts.
Okay.
Been a lot of them recently.
God, I can't remember
any of them.
Let's start with an oldie.
As a child,
this legendary musician went through a lot.
He watched his seven-year-old
brother drown.
Yes, Riley.
Riley?
Walk the line.
Walk the line.
Oh, no, no.
That's me.
It's incorrect.
Brie, would you like a free guess?
I'm not 100% on this.
I'm going to say it's Elton John and the movie's Rocket Man.
I'll carry on.
You're both back in.
He watched his seven-year-old brother drown when he loses his sight at the age of nine.
Brie.
Ray?
I'm going to give it to you.
Because it's correct.
I'm not sure I would have given it to you if you'd said Ray Charles
The name of the movie is Ray
I know the movie's called Ray
You knew that didn't you Riley
Yeah
Yeah
I could say Jamie Fox
Oh Jamie Fox is so good in it too
Okay one point Brie
Advantage Brie
Movie plotline number two
Famous musicians or musical acts
Biopics about them
Two rebellious teenagers from Southern California
become the front woman of a now legendary Riley.
Are you there, Riley?
I'm here.
What did you say?
The runaways is correct.
Haven't seen it.
Well done, Riley.
It's the story of Joan Jett.
Right.
Right.
Do it.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
I feel like Riley's very good
I'm going to have to be on my game
This is match point
This one here
This is for the win
This pop star
Went from humble childhood beginnings
To global superstardom
This film charts his rise with a boy band
His personal demons
Including addiction
Self-doubt
And emotional pain
That threatened to derail him
And his efforts
To reconcile those struggles
In his solo career
ultimately he confronts his own inner critic
reconnects with family
and seeks healing and acceptance
in the wake of loss and fame
I'm going to give you both three
two one
that's the Robbie Williams biopic
called Better Man
I'm joking
I love that movie
have you seen it Riley
no but
what you're just describing it
It's kind of really, like, familiar, but...
Yeah.
The story of Robbie Williams.
I couldn't think of the name.
I can't even...
What was the name of it?
Better man.
Better man.
Okay.
We're still at match point.
Riley, you've got me on the ropes.
Who gets the next movie correct will be the winner of what's the plot.
And if it's you, Riley will give you $900.
Here we go.
Movie number four.
Our hero changes their name and collaborates with one of the world's greatest songwriters
to become one of the most iconic...
Riley?
Bohemian Rhapsody.
Bohemian Rhapsody.
Is incorrect.
Would you like a free guest, Brie?
Okay.
Rocket Man.
She's done it.
You're joking.
What a game.
Oh, Riley!
That was an unbelievable game.
I can't believe I've won that.
Riley, you were right there, mate.
Tough, tough pill to swallow, Riley.
We have a KFC chicken dollars, $50 KFC consolation prize for you,
but it's not the 900 and I know you'll be gutted about that.
Yeah, I am.
Sorry, Riley.
For a first timer, is that really the first time you've played?
I played something like, you know, listen to a listen.
Even with the dodgy phone line, it went that close.
So we'll play again next week for $950 cash.
I was very lucky to get away there.
Here's a sentence that hasn't been uttered in over a decade.
We've got Breaking Camp Rock News.
This is real
This is me
I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be now
Camp Rock
The iconic
Disney!
Disney Channel movie
Hell yeah, Demi Lovado
and the Joe Bros.
There is no bigger Camp Rock
or Joe Bros fan
in the Mutu than our producer Claudia
So we're going to cross
to our Camp Rock correspondent
Claudia now come in, Claudia.
Hello, hello, breaking news guys.
Are you literally
dead right now? I am literally
dead. I died dead. This is too
much for me. I can't handle it.
Give us the goss. What's happening in the world of
Camp Rock? Well, it's officially in production
and the good news is Nick
Joe and Kevin, the Jonas Brothers. They're all
reprising their roles. What's officially
in production? Camp Rock 3.
Camp Rock 3. That's right. They did make
a two, didn't they? Is Demi Lovato coming back?
That's the bad news. So far, she's
not in the cast officially
but she is confirmed as an executive producer.
So she's there.
She'll be on site, surely.
Then just give her a little cameo.
How awkward for the Jonas Brothers,
where they signed on to be in the movie,
and then she's like, no, but I'll produce it.
Yeah, I'm too old to be doing that,
but I'll be executive producer.
But they're going to show up,
and she's awkwardly going to be their boss.
True.
She's going to be like, Nick, you're due on set.
You're late.
Kevin, I'm going to need a little more energy in that take, please, Kevin.
I thought that they weren't on good terms
because remember she dated, which one does she date?
Nick?
Yeah.
Joe.
One of the two.
You're the expert.
I can't remember.
What about Kevin?
She could have dated Kevin.
Oh, he's been married too long.
Yeah.
But do you remember about a month ago,
the Jonas brothers are doing their tour
and she turned up as like a special guest
and performed together?
That's right.
I would have raved about that.
Of course.
How could we forget?
So it was the first night of their new show
and she came out as a surprise guest
and she performed that song you played before,
This is me.
Yeah.
And wouldn't change a thing from you.
Camp Rock 1.
Cute.
So they're obviously on good terms.
What's the best Camp Rock movie?
Camp Rock 1 or Camp Rock 2?
Oh, Camp Rock 1 for sure.
Camp Rock 1.
Yeah.
I can't even remember what Camp Rock 2.
Camp Rock 2, they gave Nick Jonas more of the spotlight and gave him a love interest.
Oh, okay.
That's right.
Do you have high hopes for Camp Rock 3?
And do we know when it's coming out?
There's no official date, but it looks like either end of next year, 2026 or even into
27, so it's going to be ages away.
And like, full honesty, I don't think.
I think it's going to be that great.
By the looks of it, it's the three boys who are, like, in the movie,
they're in a band together, and they're like the kind of cool guys.
And it looks like they're going to do the whole, like,
they'll be a role model for the next generation of pop stars.
Are they going to be, like, awkward, like, adult camp leaders?
Is that what the story is going to be like that?
They're going to be youth pastors.
Yeah.
They'll be the summer camp guys.
Did you know we used to be cool?
It's very negative, guys.
It's very negative.
Come on.
Come on in.
And we'll start singing songs around the campfire.
Kevin, get your guitar.
Kevin.
It sounds so spontaneous.
Joe, where's your purity ring?
I don't know.
I lost it.
I lost it in the lake.
I lost it when I fell on top of my girlfriend.
It's breaking camp rock news, everyone.
This is real.
This is me.
I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be now.
God, how lucky I'm.
are we?
The Lord has blessed us with a third
camp rock film.
It's the best day of my life.
Isn't it?
Best day in Joe's life.
I can't wait.
You know when sometimes those inner thoughts win?
Yeah.
And they come out.
Yeah.
You need to take your purity ring off because of chafing, eh?
It's giving you a rash.
Hey, no comment.
No comment.
Oh, my purity ring's giving me dermatitis.
Stop looking at my rash.
I've got a purity ring rash.
Keep your eyes off my rash.
ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast.
I was telling you guys that my dog, Merrill Streep, has a condition called Happy Tail Syndrome.
Yeah.
Which if you don't know what that is...
It's not a happy thing.
It's not a happy thing.
Well, it is kind of a happy thing.
thing. Yeah, I guess. Because she wags her tail so vigorously and it hits walls and cupboards and
all kinds of things and she, she wags it so crazy that it bleeds. Yeah. The end of her tail
bleeds. And I talked to you guys about it like a month and a half ago and I was like, you know,
the vet said we're going to have to drop her tail off. Anyway. You said you were coming home
in your house looked like Patrick Bateman's living room because there was blood spray
all over the place.
Just every day.
Yeah.
There's just be blood everywhere.
And in the month and a half since I talked to you guys about it,
we have done everything we can think of to save this dog's tail.
We have put gauze on it.
We've put like first degree burns like stuff from the hospital.
We've got Mepetel.
We've got bandages.
Everything you can think of, we've tried to save her tail.
but I think it might be time to say goodbye to the tail.
The tail's going to come off.
Well, it's unfortunate because she has a very beautiful tail.
She's got such a nice tail.
It's quite a long, girthy tail too.
But the good news is the dog, the dog will be okay, mirror will be okay.
She'll probably be happier, you know, because she will be happier
because at the moment it's been making her quite depressed
because she's had to have, you know, stuff on the end of her tail.
Like, we were wrapping a sock around her tail,
and it's weird for her, it makes her feel weird.
Yeah.
My question for you guys is, is how much should we take off?
Oh.
I feel like that's a question for the vet, not for us.
Like, well, do we get to decide?
I don't know.
I don't think so.
Like, you know, that's my child.
Am I deciding how much of her tail comes off?
Or if you had a decision, if you get a choice, what are you going to opt for?
If I had a decision, I would,
take the least amount possible.
Yeah, but you need it to be effective and you only wanted to have the operation once.
Because if we don't take enough and then, you know, she starts wagging it again and
it does the same thing.
What if the wound opens and then it's just gushing blood?
I feel like in my mind you want to take two-thirds off.
Wait, how much is two-thirds?
So let's say her tail's this long?
So you say you've got a kick-cac chunky, which is in three pieces?
Yep.
You'd take two pieces off.
That's two-thirds.
It's going to be a little nub.
Yeah, I think that's what you want.
I think you want a little antenna just their wagon
that doesn't go out any further than the sides of her body
so it can't whack into anything.
It exposes her bum old quite a lot though, doesn't it?
Yeah, yeah.
But then you imagine what French Bulldogs' life is like.
Their buttholes on display all day, every day.
I feel like P. Meryl, who is, she's a rescue,
she's a mixed breed, staffy cross, a bunch of things.
I feel like she's already misunderstood.
stored and then if we take her tail off makes her even more unrecognizable well it just makes
her look even you know people look at her and are quite scared of her and then you take her tail
off and people oh that's a mean dog you know maybe no maybe maybe not is what I mean have you
have you considered doing anything with the tail as a momento like would you get the tail
taxidermied you know how people have little bunny tails hanging off their handbag
could you get your merrill dog tail hanging off you get a taxid and have it hanging off
your handbag
I was thinking
and then you could throw it to her
to fetch her tail
I don't mean to make light of us
but it's quite sadistic
isn't it yeah I was thinking
once the tail
does come off because it's going to
have to I think yeah
that we could maybe have a little funeral
for it for the tail
yeah and Merrill could come
you know Whitney my other dog
and we have a little funeral a little
ceremony and we bury it
you reckon we start
You know, I'm so glad you could all be here today.
It's been a long, hard road.
Sometimes you've got to let go.
You've been a great friend to Meryl.
You've showed the ups, the downs, and everything in between.
But we're sick of cleaning blood off the wall.
And that's why.
We say, thanks for the memories.
It's beautiful.
I'll be there.
I mean, I've met this dog twice,
but I'll be there at the funeral for her tail.
Okay, good, because I'll send out the Ella's crying.
The dog hasn't died.
It's just the tail.
Yeah, yeah.
The dog's fine.
Merle's going to be happy.
She's going to be even happier than, you know.
She made that real sad.
The dog's, hey, the dog's fine.
It's just the tail.
Someone said, get an urn for it.
Oh, cremate the tail.
And then I can add Meryl in later once, you know.
Oh, breathe.
I'm not saying, like, you know, I'm talking 15 years later.
Get a big earn.
You don't want her in two urns.
No.
No.
Future prove your urns.
Yeah, future prove your earn.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, like where you buy a plot and you buy two and grandma or grandpa goes in first.
Yeah, yeah.
And then there's just the spot.
So when grandma or grandpa goes to visit the other one, they're like, that's where I'll be, so.
Hi, guys.
So glad you guys could be here for that.
Anything we can do.
I'll send out the RSVP.
Will there be asparagus rolls at the tail wake?
Absolutely.
Tea, coffee, biscuits.
It is, Franklin.
All I want to my birthday, to the birthday banger.
All right, let's go, birthday banger time.
Number one song when you turn 16.
who we got up first.
Tyrone's going first.
Cutta Tyrone.
Hi, Tyrone.
How we doing?
Good, mate.
What have you been doing today?
Just work.
What do you do for work, Tyrone?
I'm a shift.
Are you?
Oh, nice.
Yeah, it's good.
Anywhere fancy?
Nah, but hit into Washington
Saturday to do some shipping.
Oh, yeah.
Love it.
Chasing the Dream.
How good, man.
Let's do your birthday banger.
What's your day to birth?
6th of August
9094
Tyrone you were 16 in 2010
We've done our calculations for you
And here's your birthday bangers
Like you're like this club
We're going to light it up
Like you're studying all mate
Tyroo Cruz dynamite
What do you reckon Tyrone?
Oh absolute ripper
Absolute Ripper
It's a Bob Tyrone
Okay wait there Tyrone the chef
We'll go to Shelley
Hi Shelley
Hi how you doing
Good, thank you.
What do you do for a crush, Shelly?
Doing for a what?
For a job.
Oh, for a job.
Sorry, I'm a preschool teacher, sorry.
Preschool teacher.
Preschool teacher, you love it?
Yeah.
Oh, we've caught Shelley on a bad day.
A kid done a poo in the classroom or something.
Shelly's like, I don't want to talk about it.
It's a job.
It was on carpet.
Hey, Shelley, what's your day to birth?
The 20s of August
1990
They get out that foam
That they always sprayed on it
The lifting foam, yeah
You were 16, Shelly
in 2006
And here's your birthday bang it
Come every time you come around
My London Bridge
Wanna go down like
A bit of Fergie London Bridge
Can't go wrong, Shelley
What do you think?
No, not with that one
Yeah
You like it?
Yeah, I love that day
Fun fact
The London Bridge isn't actually what you think the London Bridge is.
Are you suggesting the bridge as a metaphor for something else?
No, when I was in London, I was like, oh look, there's the London Bridge.
Oh, you're talking about the actual London Bridge.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, me too.
Actually, that's not the London Bridge.
What are you talking about?
Nothing.
Let's go to Nevin.
Hi, Nevin.
If you know, you know.
Hello.
Heaven.
What's happening, mate?
Oh, nothing much.
What's happening with you?
Oh, nothing much, mate.
What do you do for work?
I'm actually still studying, so I don't know.
I don't work full-time.
What are you studying, Nevin?
I'm currently in my Masters of Architecture this year.
Oh, good.
We know what that is.
Oh, no big deal, just an actual degree, real job.
Yeah.
There's nothing too crazy.
You know any quantity surveyors, Niven?
Oh, mate.
If I find one, I'll be sure to send in your way.
Yeah, thank you, thank you.
Is this right in me saying that
most architects, hot?
I don't want to
toot my own horn, but sure.
Yeah, Nevin.
What would you give yourself out of ten, Nevin?
I'll say a modest
seven.
Seven. It's a good answer.
Seven for Nevin.
Nevin the seven.
Seven minutes with Nevin. Seven minutes with Nevin and heaven.
I'll give you 11 minutes, but don't worry.
Eleven minutes with Nevin the seven in heaven, we'll take it.
I like going to Nevin 11.
What's your date of birth, Neb?
I ate the boss over in 2002.
All right, that means you were 16 in 2018.
And on that exact day, this was number one.
Carly Benares.
And Sam Smith.
Interesting.
I like it, Nevin.
What do you think?
I won't like it.
That's not.
That hasn't been on my top charts.
That's an interesting song to keep.
Okay, very good.
What's Nevin's favorite drinking game?
Nevin have I Evan.
Nevin have I Evan.
I'm voting for London Bridge.
Yeah, go on.
Yeah, but it's Shelley and London Bridge.
Shelly, our preschool teacher, congratulations.
You've just won birthday banger.
Oh, yay.
So excited.
Thank you so much.
You're very welcome.
Oh, snap.
Oh, snap.
Brian Clint from the year 2006.
Fergie's debut solo single, London Bridge on ZM.
ZM's Brinclint.
A classic from Ferg-Ferg.
It's London Bridge on ZM, a birthday banger for Shelley from the year 2006.
We still, we thought we knew.
We've been Googling it.
Still trying to figure out what she's singing about in that song.
Yeah, still don't know, still unsure.
Someone also asked, please tell me that Nevin, who was also on for birthday banger,
has been saved in our phone system as Nevin 11, the solid 7.
You better be 11.
I think they're doing it.
Locked in.
Bring back Fergie.
Bring back Fergie.
Where is she?
What is she doing?
back black eyed peas with Fergie.
Yeah.
That were never as good without her.
No.
And she was...
It was all downhill.
Oh no, she was good without them.
Yeah, she had some bangers without them.
I reckon they could both benefit from a reunion.
Will I.M. had some bangers without like IPs too.
Yeah.
Scream and shout.
There's that really good Apple Di App album as well.
One of my favorites.
Z&M's Bree and Clint podcast.
It's time for the return.
of a Brie and Clint classic.
Ah, Bree's Psychic Radio.
Welcome back, guys, to Bree's Psychic Radio.
It has been a while.
We believe that we may have New Zealand's only radio psychic
as a permanent member of this radio show.
Her name is Bree.
And using her psychic abilities,
she can tune in to one specific person
listening to our radio station at a time.
I've been channeling this person in the break
and I believe I have channeled into one particular person listening
and I'm going to demonstrate my psychic abilities here this afternoon.
This is where you come in, good listener of the Brian Clint Show.
if these details match you as a person,
we need you to call through on 0800 dial ZM
to confirm that Brie still possesses the psychic ability.
Or have I lost it?
I don't believe I have.
I am channeling spirit.
And spirit has told me
that the person I am channeling right now
has these five identifying factors.
Are we ready?
Oh, we're ready.
The first identifying factor that I've channeled into
is that this person drives a white vehicle.
Okay.
A white vehicle.
They have a dog.
They work in the medical field.
They have a dog.
a partner that is a tradie.
And this might be going out on the limb, but I have channeled into their exact name.
And that name, yeah, wait, the spirit is right now.
Yep.
That name is Kate.
Wow.
I mean, some people might have...
So specific.
How does she do it?
And it is through the ability to channel spirit,
and that is what they've told me.
They drive a white car.
They have a dog.
They work in the medical field.
They have a partner that works as a tradie.
And their name is Kate.
To the people texting in saying,
hey, didn't Bree used to tell us the type of car?
Give her a chance, okay?
She's warming back into this.
been a long time.
Take these things.
You know, if you don't use them, you lose them, they say.
Exactly right.
I think they threw Portia Woodman straight back into the Black Ferns?
No.
No, they let her warm up a little bit first, okay?
They let her run over some people in the Farrah Palmer Cup first.
Exactly.
If you fit, two, three, four, or maybe even all five of the criteria that Bree has just listed,
You could be the person we're looking for this afternoon in Brian Clinton's Psychic Radio.
I compel you now.
If you have more, two or more of those identifying factors,
please call 0800 dial ZEM because I have a message for you.
Oh.
Drives a white car, has a dog, works in a medical field,
a partner that's a tradie,
And your name is Kate.
The phone lines are lighting up.
The ZDM Podcast Network.
Bree's Psychic Radio.
If you are feeling a bit strange right now,
that is because the chakras are aligning here on ZM.
And I am channeling the blood moon
to hopefully find the person that I'm looking for, Clint.
Bria's just described a very specific person
and asked them to call 0800 dial ZM
Almost too specific
Can you remind us who we're looking for?
I'm looking for someone
that drives a white car
They have a dog
They work in a medical field
They have a partner that's a tradie
And their name is Kate
I've got a message for them
And I need them to call now
We've had a lot of correspondence, including this text message.
I drive a white car.
I have a dog.
I work for a hospital.
My partner is a tradie.
And my name is Kylie.
It's that close.
It is that close.
Let's see if we can get closer.
Caller number one, welcome to Bree's Psychic Radio.
That's you, caller one.
Caller 1, can you hear us come in?
We'll come back to them.
Let's go to caller number 2.
Are you there, caller 2?
Caller 2.
Hello.
Hello, caller 2.
Are you the person I'm looking for?
Let's start with your name first.
Yeah, let's start with your name.
What is your name, Caller 2?
Kate.
It's a great start.
Let's go next to your pet status.
Do you have a dog?
Kate?
I do have a dog.
His name is Benji.
I was channeling Benji.
That's crazy, call it to.
I mean, Kate, that is wild.
I didn't mention it because I was like,
I don't know if they want that information out on the radio.
But here we are.
Kate, what do you do for a job?
Technically, I am studying at university in the medical field.
I mean, what are you studying?
Psychology.
Come on.
We take it
The psychology student
Mum of Benji
What does your partner do for a job
Well I don't have a partner
So
No
Yeah I'm sorry
And just for a matter of interest
You drive a white car or a different colour
No it's grey
Oh
Grey
So close
I'm sorry
So close
I think we got 2.5 out of five
Hey well it's a good start
Thank you, Kate.
Let's go back to Caller 1.
Are you there, Caller 1?
Caller 1.
Hi.
Hi, Caller 1.
Let's start with...
I reckon we start with your car.
What's what the car do you drive?
Yeah, I need the car.
White.
White.
That's a good start, Caller 1.
What about a dog?
Do you own a dog?
I do.
Oh, fantastic.
What do you do for a job, Caller 1?
I look after the health and welfare for a bunch of service dogs.
Wow.
That is...
You didn't say human health?
The medical field!
No.
Caller 1?
No.
And do you have a partner and do they work in the trades?
No, that position's vacant.
Are you attracted into tradies?
Not generally.
And what was your name?
Joe.
Oh, Joe.
Okay, we got three.
That's all right.
Hey, that's good.
That's good.
Let's go to call a three, where this is Bree Psychic Radio.
Can we get closer than three?
Caller number three.
Caller three.
What is the color of the five?
the vehicle you drive, Caller 3?
It is white.
White.
Perfect.
Do you have a dog?
We do.
Amazing.
I like that she said we.
We.
I like that she said we.
But I want to know the job first.
What job do you have?
I'm a dietitian.
Health.
Health.
Health.
Now, I'm hoping because you said we, it means you have a partner, and what do they do?
He's a builder.
Oh!
Four.
There is only one more thing to go, and it is the name.
Some might say the hardest to pick, but not when you're psychic.
We're looking for Kate.
We're looking for Kate.
Is your name Kate?
No.
Katie?
Kim.
Oh!
It's so close.
It's painful.
Thank you, Kim.
Do you want to have one more go?
One more go.
We've got to have one more shot.
Okay. We've got four from five. That's pretty good.
Pretty damn good.
Caller number four. What do you do for a job?
I make wigs.
You make wigs?
Yeah.
I want to say medical field.
What did you say medical field?
Yeah. It's quiet.
It is only for alopecia.
Guys, you got to give that a big tech. Call it for.
She makes wigs for people who need it for medical reasons.
Exactly right.
What does your partner do for a job?
call her for um him still's kitchen
tradie that's a tradie if i ever did hear of one have you got a dog
call her four i do her name's yokey yokey the dog i was channeling yokey as well
i thought you were channeling bingy it was benjy and yokey call the four
please tell me you drive a white car i do come on we're here again we're here again
the name this is it this is it the big one psychic radio am i psychic call
for what is your name we're looking
for Kate
unfortunately is Danny
you took us all the way
you took us right to the brink
and then you just left us
Danny so close daddy
God I'm never going to get this message I had
no for Kate too per
you're going to have to sit on it yeah
but hey not a bad start
to psychic radio for the first one
in years.
It goes to show
I'm a bit out of practice
but I've still got it.
We got Kim.
Kim.
You are off by three letters.
I can't believe it.
A ZM's Breaklin
podcast.
And that's the end of our show.
Woo-hoo!
Not to sound excited that it's over
but man.
Friday tomorrow.
Can I say though?
Do you ever just in your own head
kind of rate how the show went?
I try not to.
Yeah.
You just like to do that with women.
That is a lie.
That is a lie.
I send them their rating in a DM on Instagram.
Is that what that nine ones that you sent me out of the blue?
Never an intro.
Have you ever received a number from me?
Why did Clint from ZM just message me a four?
Random.
Oh, God.
Guys, we need to stop drinking before the show.
No, we don't.
You need to start drinking during the show.
Yeah, see.
That is the energy I need.
That is the energy I need.
Have an excellent evening, everybody,
and we'll catch you back tomorrow for a Friday.
Brian Clint show.
Boy!
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