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Hi everybody, welcome to the Brianne Clint Podcast.
I've got a question.
Oh no.
For the group.
Yep.
What do you think the best day of the week is to go out for a casual drink with a friend?
Friday.
Like a catch up.
Thursday, Friday.
Including Friday?
It's not going to be a launching pad for a bigger night And it doesn't necessarily have to be dinner either
You could get some food
But you're just catching up with a friend
Shoot the shit for a drink
I like a Wednesday catch up
Oh yeah
Sunday afternoon
No
Sunday afternoon?
No
Friday I mean obviously
But if it's during the week
Thursday
Thursday
Because you're right there
I feel like it's Thursday
Yeah Thursday
Yeah because if you're both vibing You're like like, oh, this could go a bit bigger.
Why not?
It's Friday tomorrow.
It's Friday tomorrow.
Yeah, I know, but you only have to get through the Friday.
If it's Wednesday, I have to struggle through the rest of the week.
But if it's a Thursday and you have one or two more than you thought you were going to,
a bit dusty on the Friday.
I'm sticking with Wednesday because my Fridays are always quite big.
So I'd rather be tired on a Thursday. Are your Fridays big? Yeah. Okay, party animal. What are you doing on a Friday, but... I'm sticking with Wednesday because my Fridays are always quite big. So I'd rather be tired on a Thursday.
Are your Fridays big?
Yeah.
Okay, party animal.
What are you doing on a Friday?
I mean, at work.
I always go home and go to sleep early on a Friday.
You guys.
I'm so tired on a Friday.
I always go home with the plan of having a good night,
opening a bottle of wine, getting some takeaways,
putting on a movie, and you're right, usually too knackered.
So tired.
I do love a Friday hang, though, because it makes the weekend feel longer.
Me too.
I love when there's drinks or dinners out.
Yeah, you're right.
I love when there's something on on a Friday and you can go straight from work to that thing.
Because, yeah, you're right.
The weekend starts early.
Yeah.
I went out on Wednesday, Thursday and Friday
last week.
And Thursday I made, oh and Saturday
I was out Saturday too.
Jeez, I sent it last week.
Yeah, I want to send it. You're clearly not an
introvert. I haven't sent it for ages.
Sorry. I don't think
so. No. Well, sometimes I am.
I'm an introverted extrovert. That's what
I've been told okay um and
to be honest a lot of the time i don't feel like going out but then as soon as i'm out so you should
have seen me thursday night i went to the key to mean show and i went with my friend megan and my
partner but it was me and megan first because we went to straight from work and i was kind of like
i'm so tired but i really want to see this show and we walk into this bar because we were early and Megan goes
you want to do a shot of Fireball?
At what time? 6.30?
It would have been
7.
And I looked at her and went
no! And she goes oh come on!
And so I did one shot of
Fireball and that was it.
I drank like probably
6 or 7 drinks.
I feel like Fireball is a pretty it. I drank like probably six or seven drinks. Oh my God.
I feel like Fireball's a pretty good Kickstarter.
It actually is.
Because I can't do a tequila or like a...
Oh no.
Fireball's actually quite nice.
I can't do anything like that at a standing start.
Yeah.
Like tequila, if you're rolling, yeah, we're good to go.
Nah, tequila's the end of the night.
The bartender, definitely not for me.
What?
If I have a tequila at the end of the night, it is Chunder City.
I think she means tequila. If you have a tequila, the end of the night, it is Chunder City. I think she means tequila.
If you have a tequila, that's the end.
Yeah, then I go home.
That's always the end for me because I throw up.
I love tequila.
I hate it.
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
Yucky, yucky, yucky.
Can't do it.
Oh, see, it's making my mouth salivate even thinking about it.
I'll do a fireball, though.
Yeah, I'll do a fireball.
Wet pussy's the best because it's easier to stay down.
Also, you get to say wet pussy.
That doesn't have that much in it, does it?
It's mostly cranberry juice.
It's got vodka, peach schnapps.
Not that much.
Bree and I had a night out one time.
We would have had eight or nine wet pussies.
Yeah, just on the wet piss.
And we were like, these are so easy.
We can have these all night.
No, you can't.
And then there's Snapchats at us from McDonald's on Courtney Place.
Now eyes are cross-eyed.
And everyone's going, what did you get?
I got a four-pounder.
Yeah, I can give you a fill of fish.
What did you get?
Did you get too nice of your chips?
It's so dark.
Ellie's just like jabbing nuggets at her face.
Can't find her mouth.
We were all obliterated.
Oh my God.
See, this is what I want.
This is fun.
Yeah.
Should we go out on the pizzo?
We need to get obliterated.
But you'll find out in the podcast today that if we do that,
Ella only wants to play for the exact amount of wet pussy shots that she had.
Well, guys, I'm not going to be that stingy.
No, you're buying rounds. That's an easy one.
Yeah I'll buy rounds. That's fine.
As long as everyone buys her a round.
I'll have espresso martini
this round please. And I will go fine.
All good. This is the night that
we were all doing wet pussy shots
and I spotted a girl at the
bar and I said oh I like that hat
you're wearing. I'll arm wrestle you for it.
And then the whole bar stood around this table
as I arm wrestled her. You told that story with drunk voice. You weren't drunk at this
point. It was early in the night. Was I not drunk? No, it was early. Did you get the hat?
The point is I won and I did the right thing.
She was real upset and I said, you can keep your hat. But you remember
this. She was like a backpacker who was driving around New Zealand in a van.
And she's like, but I love this hat.
My only hat.
And I was like, oh, stop being a little bitch about it.
My good hat.
I was like, I want fair and square.
This one time at a party, a guy had some really cool socks on
and I argued them off him and I have them now.
What?
Yeah, you argued them off him.
Were you flirting with him?
No, I wasn't. I just really off him. Were you flirting with him? No, I wasn't.
I just really like tell the truth.
If a girl argued the socks off me, I would assume that we were flirting.
That is probably what he assumed, but I was not.
And he was like, yeah, fine.
He gave me one and then wouldn't give me the other.
And then I argued it off him.
Come back.
Because he would have been like, okay, you can have the socks.
I'll get them off you tomorrow morning.
I got these.
I'll wear them tomorrow so you can see them.
They're really cool. That's what you'd say to him. What was so cool have the socks. I'll get them off you tomorrow morning. I got these. I'll wear them tomorrow so you can see them. They're really cool.
That's what you'd say to him.
What was so cool about the socks?
They had aliens on them.
Oh, those ones.
Yeah.
The green ones.
I got a cool pair of gag socks at Christmas time.
And all they say, so they're long socks,
and they say, on Wednesdays we fuck.
Oh, crikey.
That's good stuff. That's God. Crikey. Yeah.
That's good stuff.
That's out there.
They're pretty fun.
I've got a customized pair of socks with my cat's face on them.
Oh yes.
Oh my God.
Not a cat that looks like my cat.
It's my cat.
Remember when that was a thing and everyone was getting those off those dodgy websites?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And they were getting like underwear with them on and togs.
Yeah. Face. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and that we're getting like underwear with them on and togs.
Face, yeah.
So anyway, if anybody wants to go for a drink with me tomorrow night,
it's Thursday and I'm looking for a friend.
Bella's keen.
Oh, you didn't have anyone to meet up with?
Nah, I just wanted to stand over a bit.
So they believed you, I didn't?
I've got friends.
Yeah, we're right here.
Who do you reckon out of all of us has the most friends?
Brie.
You've lived in the most places.
Oh, true.
I never even thought about that.
What does that have anything to do with it? I feel like you're good at keeping up with people, I feel like.
I didn't always go to bed at 9 o'clock, thank you very much.
No, I do as well. I'm in to bed at 9 o'clock. Thank you very much. No, I do as well.
It's fine.
I'm in my bed at 9 o'clock era, okay?
Me too.
Currently.
I would never have put myself first in that,
but that's a little pick there.
Who would you pick?
Thank you.
Not.
Well, Ella's the youngest, so probably not Ella.
What?
And guinea pigs don't count.
No, but Ella's fresh out of uni,
so she's still got uni friends.
Well, that's true, but I'm just thinking as you get older
You kind of gather more friends
Yeah no that's fair
Not if you're a man statistically you isolate yourself
True
So it's an issue for men
I feel like
Men don't make the effort to keep in touch with their friends
That's because men are weird about
Hanging out unless it's to do with like,
oh, let's go watch a rugby game or let's go, you know, to do a thing.
Like you can't just hang out to hang out.
Yeah.
Which is bullshit.
You guys should just hang out to hang out.
Okay.
And hug.
So he's getting weird about it.
Say I love you.
And then kiss.
Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
Not on Wednesdays though. on Wednesdays we fuck.
Yes we do.
And I gotta go actually, it's Wednesday.
Well, howdy pilgrim.
Good afternoon everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint. And I'm feeling good. Good afternoon, everybody.
Welcome to the Brie and Clint Show.
Happy hump day, everyone.
That is slang for happy Wednesday.
Tis.
Yep.
Do you know why?
Because it's the middle of the day,
which means you're up and over the hump.
Middle of the week.
Middle of the week, I mean.
Oh, that makes so much sense.
Did you not? Think about it. Yeah, you did. Middle of the week. Middle of the week, I mean. Oh, that makes so much sense. Did you not?
Think about it.
Yeah, you did.
Fell into that trap.
Just wanted you to mansplain it to me.
Just want to congratulate producer Claude
for getting her hair done.
Looking fantastic.
How much did that set you back, Claude?
A lot.
More than I thought.
It's always more than you think.
Women's hair costs a lot, eh?
I had a voucher and then they were like,
cool, so you still owe us $120 On top of the voucher
Huh?
On top of the voucher
Yeah, yeah, on top of the voucher
Where did you get a voucher from?
Grab one
Oh, nice
Can I just say, you look ravishing
Yeah, I feel like I might copy you
Oh, okay, twinsies
We might be in our twinsie era
Claude was uncomfortable with my compliment
The way you said it, not what you said No, you look ravishing I don't like it Oh, okay, twinsies. We might be in our twinsie era. Claude was uncomfortable with my compliment.
The way you said it, not what you said.
No, you look ravishing.
I don't like it.
Yeah, we don't like that word.
Sounds like radish.
Oh, you look radishing.
Yeah.
It's better.
Ella looks kind of radishing.
She's got more of a red hue to her.
Thanks, I was waiting for my compliment.
You look radishing, Ella.
Anything else?
Keep being you, babes. Your glasses really suit you.
Thank you.
You look nice too, Brie.
And they're cool.
Oh, thank you.
Hey, today on the show, your chance to play Google Down with us.
And win yourself 50 KFC chicken dollars.
Brie's got to write an entire Google Down quiz she's been putting off all day.
Damn it.
I totally thought I'd prepped all my stuff for today, but nope, haven't done Google Down.
But it will be done by 4.30, which is when we're playing.
We also want to talk to some people soon who love a good cry.
We're going to ask you the question this afternoon.
What is the last thing that made you cry?
Yes.
What was it for you?
My parents leaving to go back to Australia.
Oh, did you cry today?
Absolutely.
I've been crying all morning.
And you cried yesterday at Lewis Capaldi?
And I cried yesterday. And you cried the day before yesterday at Lewis Capaldi? And I cried yesterday.
And you cried the day before that at Lewis Capaldi?
Yeah.
I wonder what I'll cry at tomorrow.
I wonder what we can get you to cry at today.
We'll do that soon.
But first, Tradie vs. Lady.
We need a tradie and a lady on the phone ASAP who want to take on this challenge today.
If that's you, call now 0800-DIAL-ZM.
You can pick up $50 cash.
Bree and Clint.
Time for a round of Tradie vs. Lady.
Bree and Clint.
Tradie vs. Lady.
The Tradies picking up a good win yesterday,
took them to 31 for the year.
The Ladies still out in front on 33.
Holding the lead.
Let's meet our Lady first.
She is 50 years old.
She is calling from Tāmaki Makaurau, Auckland,
and she has three national track and field titles,
one in the 800 metres and one in the 1500 metres.
Wow.
Welcome to the show, Cara.
I am very impressed.
What's your PB for the 800, Cara?
It's 237.
Wow.
Is that good?
Yeah.
It's pretty good.
What's your PB for the 800 metres?
I could never finish
You were not a middle distance were you?
I feel like the middle distance runners
Are some of the most impressive
Yeah
It's the hardest
Yeah
By far
Do you still run Cara?
Yes I do
Yeah
Oh good for you
I don't compete
No okay
Just for fun
Okay
You're taking on our trainee today I'd love to see you take him on in a race He's from Hamilton He's 28 years old Oh, good for you. But I don't compete. No, okay. Just for fun. Okay. Yeah, just for fun.
You're taking on our trainee today.
I'd love to see you take him on in a race.
He's from Hamilton.
He's 28 years old, and he always takes the easy jobs at work.
Lisa Yermitzer, welcome to the show, Mike.
G'day, Mike.
G'day, team.
How are we?
Good, thanks.
Mike, what's your trade?
Foundations.
Foundations.
What's an easy job when it comes to foundations?
I feel like it's all
Digging holes
Yeah watching
Oh watching
Yeah smart
Supervising
Work smarter
Not harder Mike
Okay your buzzer is
Tradey
Mike
Cara
Your buzzer is
Lady
First three correct answers
Gets that $50 cash
From KFC
Good luck
Here we go guys
Question number one
What is the national dish
Of Spain
Is it pizza Paella Yes Cara Paella Well done Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. What is the national dish of Spain?
Is it pizza?
Paella.
Yes, Cara?
Paella.
Well done.
That is right.
Nice work.
On the money.
One to the ladies.
Hard word to say, paella.
Paella.
Paella.
I used to call it paella.
Paella, yeah.
Yeah, a bit of paella.
Lovely.
One to the ladies.
Question number two.
What year was the first iPod released?
Was it the year 2000, 2001 or 2005?
80.
Yes, Cara, you're in first.
2001.
That is on the money again.
Nice work, Cara. Fast on the track, fast on the buzzer.
You're into this, Cara.
Here we go.
Question number three.
You need this one here, Mike.
What singer's real name is Robin Fenty?
I'll give you a hint.
She's got a global brand by the name of Fenty.
Does makeup, does lingerie,
sung about an umbrella once.
Trady.
Yes, Mike.
Was it Rihanna?
It is Rihanna.
One to the tradies.
Question number four.
Buzz in if you can tell me who sings this song.
It's levels to it.
You and I, no.
Tell them to come.
It is Mike.
Kendrick Lamar.
Well done.
It is Kendrick.
We're all tied up.
The comeback's on, team.
The comeback is on.
All right.
Here we go.
Question number five.
There has been plenty of them, but name one actor who has played the character of Batman.
Heidi.
Yes, Cara, just in first.
George Clooney.
She's got it.
She's got it.
She's a lady.
Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.
Nice work.
Quite an obscure Batman, do you think?
Yeah, I quite liked him as Batman.
A lot of people didn't.
He was the Batman with the nipples and the suit, wasn't he?
I think so, yeah.
Hey, good comeback, Mike, but it's all about you, Cara.
You've got $50 cash from our friends at KFC.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
You're a winner on and off the track, Cara.
Do you want to race?
Thanks so much.
Can I line you up for a race with Brie?
No, no way.
No, thanks.
Anytime.
Bree and Clint.
I wanted to bring up crying for a second.
It's been a bit of a through line in the show for the last couple of days.
A lot of crying from you this week.
Yeah.
None on the show.
None on the show.
None on the show.
No.
I didn't waver yesterday when we did that experiment on the show yesterday.
The Lewis Capaldi Cry Olympics where we all watched the new Lewis Capaldi music video.
Producer Ella, on the other hand, cried at the drop of a hat.
I'd say she came close to wailing on the show yesterday.
Yeah, it was a close wail.
We should have got audio of it.
We should get that made up into like a little sting.
Which is okay, Ella.
I was wailing in the office earlier before the show.
So, you know.
Well, now you know what I look like and sound like when I cry.
You know, so you cried the first two times you watched that music video
and then you were fine on the third.
Yeah.
We should play it to Ella once a day and see what her, when she hardens.
Her limit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's your limit?
Because I reckon we could get a good three or four cries out of her
on that music video.
Yeah. I think it was, it's also pressure when you're like, yeah, yeah. What's your limit? Because I reckon we could get a good three or four cries out of her on that music video. No.
Yeah.
I think it's also pressure when you're like, okay,
I need to watch this and not cry, you know,
so it makes it a different experience.
Do you reckon when you're trying not to cry,
that's when you're more likely to cry?
It's a hard one, eh?
It's a hard one.
I feel like I'm the type of person
in general
you know how
you're either a crier
or you're not a crier
yeah
I'm definitely in the category
of crier
yeah
and I'm not
and I'm not
I'm actually proud of that
I think it's good for you
to cry
I was talking to a friend
of mine yesterday
and she said to me
she goes
I'm quite worried
and I was like why
she goes
I haven't been able to cry in five weeks this This is what I wanted to talk about. So that person
works here at ZM. And when I heard that, I was like, oh yeah, five weeks. Yeah. And you said
that's a long time to not have cried. I feel like it's a decent amount of time. Maybe not a long,
long time, but it's a decent amount. And I said to you, I probably cry at least once,
maybe every three weeks.
Really?
Maybe once a month at the least.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think I might cry twice a year.
Yeah, that's not enough.
It's not enough.
It could be more.
I don't think it'd be less.
It might be less some years, but I feel like it's rare.
Yeah.
To be honest, some months I cry every week.
So it depends for me.
You know, it just depends what's going on.
Isn't it weird, eh?
Yeah.
I feel like it's really good for you.
It's like a good release of emotion.
Yeah.
I cried everything though.
So this is what we're going to ask.
We're going to ask people the last time they cried and what it was for.
So to do that, we have to be really honest with people too.
You've already said, but do you want to repeat the last time you cried was?
The last time I cried was this morning.
And I dropped my parents at the airport because they'd been visiting me.
And my mum always gets emotional and then I get emotional
and then my dad got emotional.
Did he cry?
Not this time. Did he cry? Not this time.
But he has? But because the last time
when I was in home for Christmas,
he bawled and that set me
off real bad. A dad
cry is quite confronting.
Not saying dads shouldn't cry, but because they don't
cry, when you do see them cry, you go,
oh man, this is... Let's stop talking about
it because I'm going to cry again.
Okay, so yours was this one.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
Mine was...
Can you remember?
Yesterday.
Yesterday.
At the vet.
Oh, no.
Oh.
Yeah.
Nothing bad has...
Oh, no, that's going to set me off.
Nothing bad has happened yet.
Mm-hmm.
But it's one of those ones where we got the bill for the thing.
And you cried at that.
I cried at the bill.
No, I cried at the idea that money is not unlimited.
And at some point with an animal, you have to make a call.
And I looked at-
Oh, this will make me upset.
And I looked at our cat and I just went,
I'm not ready to make the call.
You're not worth five grand to me anymore.
No, no, no, not that way. I was going,
I know there's a limit, but I don't know what the limit
is. You look fine.
What is the limit? I don't want to talk about it.
Because there is a limit.
Well, I mean. There has to be a limit.
Money is not infinite. The limit is how much money we
have. Well, that's true.
That is the limit. Let's go how much money we have. Well, that's true. That's the limit. That is the limit.
Let's ask people.
Let's go out there and ask people this afternoon.
Are you willing to come on and tell us the last time you cried
and the thing that made you cry,
whether it was really serious or really silly?
Yesterday we talked to someone whose last time they cried
was the day before because their cat did something cute.
Yeah, because their cats look so cute.
You know what is something really dumb I cried at recently?
Yeah.
You know those fart candles I got made up?
Yeah, this candle smells like my bum.
My bum?
Yeah.
Like Gwyneth Paltrow candles?
I have one of those in my bathroom because I like to, you know,
it's a nice memory.
And it got knocked off and it broke and I cried about it.
And I was like, you can't get these.
You can't buy them.
I love a little edition.
Let's go to Sarah and ask Sarah.
When's the last time you cried and what was it for, Sarah?
It was yesterday and it was over a boy because he rejected me.
Oh.
And he rejected me because he was talking to my best friend.
No, well, no wonder you cried, Sarah.
Yeah.
Did you have any idea that they were speaking?
No, I told her that I liked him like a week ago
and then I said, oh.
Oh, I'm gutted for you.
I don't know how to confront her.
No, no, you've got a lot of things to process.
You know what I'd say, Sarah,
is that the main relationship that matters for you right now
is the one between you and your best friend
and you need to talk to her.
Don't let a boy come between that.
Don't let a boy come between you guys
because that relationship is way more important.
Yeah, bro's the full house.
Absolutely.
Yeah, Sarah.
Yeah. She's in it better than we could. Let's go to Belle. Hi, Belle. Hi, Sarah. She's in a better than we could. Let's go to
Belle. Hi, Belle.
Hello. When was the last time
you cried, Belle?
It was on Sunday, last Sunday,
so a couple days ago.
It wasn't as good as Sarah's story,
but I was just, my mum was getting
her citizenship and everyone
was just so happy and there were so many smiles and walking across the stage. I just got teary and I was like, my mum was getting her citizenship and everyone was just so happy.
And there were so many smiles and walking across the stage.
I just got teary and I was like, this is just heartwarming.
What do you mean, Belle?
That's an amazing story.
So it was a happy cry.
You were like a proud parent.
You're like a proud parent,
except she's the parent and you're the daughter.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, that's so exciting.
How long has that process been for your mum?
A year and a half, I think.
And what country has she come from?
Oh, Australia.
Oh, right.
Okay.
Yeah.
I think you're saying some far off land.
No.
Nah, just across the ditch.
Okay, brilliant.
Thank you, Belle.
Oh, nice.
A happy cry.
We like happy cries.
Let's talk to Catherine.
Hi, Catherine.
Hi, Catherine. Hi, guys. We're all. We like happy cries. Let's talk to Catherine. Hi, Catherine. Hi, Catherine.
Hey, guys.
We're all big blubberers on this show this afternoon,
so you're in a safe place.
When was the last time you cried?
Oh, it was just a couple of days ago.
I was in hospital, and there was a young lady across from me,
and she had this old man looking after her and doting over her.
And anyway, the nurse walks in, he turned to her and he goes,
hi, I'm her grandpa
and I'll be looking after her
while she's in here.
And I just...
Oh, I can't deal with it.
Oh, get out.
I can't.
Oh, yeah, I'll direct.
You're going to set me off.
How old was the girl?
How old was the girl?
Maybe early 20s.
And the nurse was like,
you're so lucky to have your grandparents around.
And that set me off even more.
He was so proud.
He was so happy.
What a sweet man.
Anything to do with older people.
I just am like, oh, my God, they're so cute.
I bet he was wearing slippers as well, like just to top it off.
Oh, Catherine, you've got to really.
He was there for a long haul.
He would have bought a Sudoku.
He'd be ready to bed in.
That's so cute.
And he would have been in because he would have been retired.
So he would have been there for ages all day just sitting with her.
Oh, what a sweetheart.
Matt's here.
Hi, Matt.
Hi, Matt.
Hey, how's it going?
Good, thanks.
Good to have a man on for this conversation.
Matt.
Oh, definitely.
Yeah, when's the last time you cried?
On the weekend, I was wedding celebrant for my brother's wedding,
and my daughter was the flower girl.
And just as soon as she rounded the corner, I just turned into a ball of bush.
Oh, Matt.
Oh, Matt.
I couldn't help myself.
I was over my brother.
He's crying too.
He's crying.
Yeah, I can't help myself now.
You and your brother are just holding each other at the altar? Oh, yeah. There was a bride somewhere around the altar. Yeah, I can't help myself now. You and your brother are just holding each other at the altar.
Oh, yeah, there was a bride somewhere out there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, she gets involved.
You made it all about you, didn't you, Matt?
Oh, that's sweet, Matt.
That's cute.
Well, there you go, everybody.
Maybe go home and cut some onions and get stuck in.
Someone, the person who we were talking about
who hasn't cried for five weeks,
that's here at ZM,
text through and said that she's going to watch
the episode of The O.C.
when, I probably shouldn't say it, spoiler,
but someone dies.
It's been 15 years, but yeah.
Someone dies in season three
and she's going to watch that episode
to see if there's actually something wrong with her.
What, if she can't cry at that, there's something
wrong with it? There's something wrong. I love that that's
the test.
Brian Clint. Right now,
time for the latest. From iHeartRadio,
this is the latest
live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
It's big news. I'm so
excited about this. Who is
the Hollywood star who
has announced they are joining the reboot of Aussie TV show Neighbours, Dean?
I am so shook and I'm so excited.
Misha Barton.
What?
Misha Barton.
I know.
The star of...
I'm so gagged.
The star of the OC, Misha Barton, is going and moving to Australia
to shoot Neighbours.
She is joining the cast of Neighbours.
This is not a drill.
What the hell is going on?
Remember that time she ran into your apartment building
with her moving truck, Dean?
Any opportunity that her name comes up.
Misha Barton ran a U-Haul truck into the front of my building.
She crashed into my building. And she was going to be...
Oh, we're losing Dean.
Oh, we're losing Dean.
Dean and Misha Barton have history.
That's why I was so keen to talk to Dean about
this this afternoon. I read
Dean that her character, she's playing
an American who moves to Ramsey
Street, but she has like
a questionable past and people
aren't sure what her dark
background, what her dark secret is.
That's the character she's going to be.
I love it. Apparently her character's
name is going to be Reese.
Oh yeah. She's going to do it in reverse.
You've got your Kylie Minogues and your
Margot Robbie's who went
from Neighbours to Superstardom.
She's going from Superstardom to Neighbours.
Maybe she's, you know, she's staying humble.
Imagine if she
played Marissa
Cooper but
on Neighbours in Ramsey Street.
Well, there you go. That's
the latest for the Neighbours reboot.
It's Misha Barton who's joining the show.
Bree and Clint. It's time to play
Google Down.
Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down?
What the hell?
I think Google's actually...
This is where we find out who has the fastest fingers in the biz.
Is it Clint, producer Claude, producer Ella?
Because this is a Googling competition.
Shotgun winning.
Shotgun winning.
Shotgun.
Shotgun.
Look, if this was Super Rugby, I would say that Claudia is the Crusaders,
like the all-time goats of Google Down.
And you're the Blues.
No, I'm the Chiefs.
Oh.
So am I the Blues.
On an incredible run, undefeated for like three weeks in a row now.
I don't get this metaphor.
Me either.
Yeah, you lost me at super rugby.
And Ella is...
I don't know. Sometimes there as well. She's the Highlanders.
Hurricanes, hurricanes.
Alright, this is how we play. I'm going to read
out a question. I've put this exact
question into Google and I'm looking
for the first person to yell out
the most common answer that comes up on Google. If that's you, you receive'm looking for the first person to yell out the most common answer
that comes up on Google.
If that's you, you receive a point and the first person to three points wins the game.
Everyone ready to play?
I hope so.
All right.
Let's kick it off with-
I'm ready.
Question number one.
That was a late response.
But slow.
Could it be an omen?
Who won-
No.
Who won season nine of RuPaul's Drag Race?
Sasha Velour.
That's correct.
Claudia.
I knew that.
That's not fair.
She's got an advantage.
She's my favourite.
She's kicked it off in stunning fashion.
Ask a Hunger Games question now.
Ask a Super Rugby question.
I will next week.
Question number two.
Could I just say that was not rigged?
I did not know Producer Claude would know that off the top of their head.
That's the only season that I would know.
That is wild then.
Okay, question number two.
Who produces the most titanium in the world?
Who produces?
China.
China.
Tintin. China. T-I-T-I-N. Clint is right. produces? China. Tintin.
China.
T-I-T-I-N.
Clint is right.
It's China,
not the cartoon Tintin.
What's Tintin?
I don't know, bro.
It just said Tintin
is the third most abundant
protein and muscle.
Oh.
Alrighty.
Hey, you're in the race
and that's the main thing, Ella.
One to Clint, one to Claude.
Question number three.
How long do great white sharks live for?
40 to 70 years.
40 to 70 years.
Why did you go into old...
It's like 40 to 70 years.
I got wobbly because I was trying to get the words out.
My hand's not working anymore.
Hurry up. Next. All right. Sorry. Two to Clint, one to Cla years. I got wobbly because I was trying to get the words out. My hand's not working anymore. Hurry up!
Next. Alright. Sorry. Two to Clint.
One to Claude. Not that I care or anything.
Not that I'm taking this seriously or anything.
It seems like none of you care.
Nah. Not at all. My heart's not racing at all.
Not a big deal. Ten, ten.
Just a bit of fun. Shut up.
Question number four.
Who has, who currently
holds the men's high jump world record? Who currently holds the men's high jump world record?
Who currently?
Xavier Sotomayor.
Xavier Sotomayor.
Javier Sotomayor.
Oh.
Now I need to decide if...
What did you say?
Me.
What did you say, Clint?
I said Xavier. I said Javier
because there's a J in front of us.
This is such a technicality. I don't know what
to do. Come on, give it to me.
Just burn it.
Yeah, burn it. I'll burn that question.
God, you could have taken it
there. It's too pivotal.
It can't be decided on that.
It can't be. Yes that. It can't be.
But yes,
he holds the current world record of 2 metres 45.
Now that it's been burned, I feel like Claudia got the
pronunciation right, but she took the
longest to say it. I had the time.
You definitely got the pronunciation right, yeah.
Question number five.
What year did
Elvis Presley pass away?
But no, 1997.
That's right, Claude.
Yeah.
Just finished just before Ella.
I'm so mad.
That means it's two all between Clint and Claude.
And Ella, you are out.
I'm over this.
Because there's only two questions left.
Sorry.
Good game.
Okay.
Question number six.
Who is the president of Greece?
I'm going to say Claudia finished.
Oh, shit.
Oh, Clint.
Oh.
Yeah, the girls.
Clint.
Whoa.
You can go back and listen to the tape.
Claudia finished, literally, I reckon.
Finished mumbling it before you did.
Yeah, but did she even say it right?
Did you say it?
No, but did she?
Neither of you did.
I could have said it wrong but shorter.
Get the tape.
Get the tape.
I will.
Yeah, can you get the replay?
You're the winner, but get the tape.
Hey, Mitch, you backed Claudia.
I don't know why, but you were right.
Nice work, Mitch.
I'll tell you what, guys.
My heart rate's through the roof right now.
Jeez.
50 KFC chicken dollars.
That was a close race, but you take it at home, Mitch.
KFC for tea tonight.
Yeah, boy.
KFC for tea tonight.
It's on.
If you want to hear the instant replay,
we'll bring it to you after the ads.
Yes, yep.
But well done, Claudia.
What a game.
Bree and Clint.
We are on the back of a highly controversial round
of Google Down.
It was a very controversial round.
There was things yelled at each round. There was things yelled
at each other. There was things
yelled at me. I feel like I made the right
call. I heard it quite
clearly, but we do have
a replay. So this is the situation.
Ended up in a tiebreaker between Clint
and Claudia.
The last question, they both
yelled out the same answer.
I believe Claudia finished the answer just before Clint,
but both of you got the pronunciation of the name wrong,
which I'm going to say that cancels each other out.
Yep.
And because Claude finished first.
My argument is I could have said it wrong shorter if I wanted to,
but I decided to say it wrong and long.
Well, God, you're really clutching at straws here.
I just, I just, I just,
whoever is closer to the correct pronunciation,
which I feel like could have been me.
I can't remember what I said.
No, I can't remember either.
Okay, well, we've got the replay.
Yeah, so the question, Bree, was?
The question was, who is the president of Greece? Okay, Claudia has sour've got the replay. So the question, Bree, was? The question was, who is the president of Greece?
Okay.
Claudia has sourced the correct pronunciation
of the Greek prime minister?
Yes, president.
Katerina Sakilarapoulou.
Jesus, I feel like that's what I said.
I feel like, was it one more time?
Can we have that again?
Katerina Sakilarapoulou.
Sakaralapoulou? Katerina Sakalara-Palu. Sakarela-Palu?
Katerina Sakalara-Palu.
Sakalara-Palu.
Sakalara-Palu.
Sakalara-Palu.
Okay.
Sakalara-Palu.
And this is what Claudia and I said in the heat of the moment.
Okay.
Both desperate to get the correct answer out first.
Katerina Sakalara-Palu.
I feel like Claudia is way closer.
You already sound like pasta. What are you saying?
You're just going...
One more time.
Can we slow it down?
All right, I guess it's called.
Any comments?
I guess it's called. Katerina Sakilarapaloo. All right, I guess it's called. Any comment? I guess it's called.
Katerina Sakilarapaloo.
Katerina Sakilarapaloo.
It's not bad, though.
It's not bad.
I'm actually proud of that.
For people under pressure, it's actually not too bad.
Seeing that name for the first time and having to say it instantly, not bad.
Guys, it was terrible.
Apologies to Katerina and the entire Succarella Paloo family.
There you go.
See, we all learnt something.
Bree and Clint.
It's about damn time.
Bree and Clint.
All I want from my birthday is a birthday banger.
Here we go.
Birthday banger.
You call us up, tell us your birthday.
We tell you what was the number one song when you turned 16.
Let's go to Noah first.
G'day, Noah.
G'day, Noah.
Hi. How are you, mate? Let's go to Noah first. G'day, Noah. G'day, Noah. Hi.
How are you, mate?
I'm good.
How are you?
I'm doing well, my friend.
I'm keen to figure out your birthday, banger.
What's your date of birth?
The 21st of June, 2004.
All right, Noah.
That means you were 16 in 2020.
And back on your 16th birthday, this would be number one.
June 2020.
We were in lockdown.
Yeah, we were.
We were.
Roses, St John.
You like it, Noah?
Yeah, not too bad. You either turned 16 in lockdown.
How gutting.
Yeah, I know.
It was pretty lame.
I think we were in between
like lockdown rules
so I had a wee party.
Oh, you had a little one?
Yeah, yeah.
Were you locked down
for your 18th birthday as well?
Remember it was a bit
of a shit show?
No, I went to the pub
for my 18th birthday.
Oh, good.
Okay, thank God.
Noah, did you bloody send it?
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, you did.
Okay, wait there, Noah.
We're going to do a birthday banger for Amber Lee. Kia ora, Amber Lee. Hi, Amber Lee. Kia ora, guys. Yeah, you did. Okay, wait there, Noah. We're going to do a birthday banger for Amberley.
Kia ora, Amberley.
Hi, Amberley.
Kia ora, guys.
How are you?
Good.
How's your day been?
Yeah, not too bad.
Not too bad.
How about you?
Oh, good to hear.
It's been great.
Thanks, Amberley.
Good day over here.
Thank you.
Let's see if we can top it off with a good birthday banger for you.
What's your birthday?
The 8th of February, 1994.
All right.
That means you were 16 in
2010. And Amber Lee,
your 16th birthday, this would have been
playing.
Katy Perry and Timberland. I was saying
to Brie yesterday that
Timberland has just revealed
that he has finished a brand new album with Justin Timberlake.
Yeah, that's exciting.
Yeah.
That's very exciting.
That's taking me back.
They are back together.
Amberley, I think you got a good one.
So do I.
Okay, wait there.
We're going to do one more birthday banger for Stella.
Hi, Stella.
Stella!
Hi.
How are you?
Yeah, good, thanks.
Oh, thanks for calling through, Stella.
What's your birthday?
February 79.
Okay, what date?
17th.
17th.
All right, Stella, let's pop it in here.
You were 16 in 1995.
And, Stella, here's your birthday banger.
Oh, man.
Yes, Stella. Yes, Stella.
Yes, Stella.
That's what we're talking about.
I was so gutted they had to pull out
of Friday Jam's live.
Same.
One of them got COVID, so it was unavoidable.
But this is a banger.
We interviewed Chili before the concert,
and she was the most lovely person, Stella.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, so nice.
I love it.
It's a huge throwback.
I'm voting for your song for the winner of Birthday Banger today, Stella.
I think I'm voting for you too, Stella.
I couldn't have asked for a better song, mate.
I couldn't have asked.
Oh, perfect.
One happy birthday, Banger customer.
Thanks, Stella.
You love it.
Well, thank you. Brian Clint, number one in 1995.
You're on ZM.
Bree and Clint.
ZM, Bree and Clint. Zed and Bree and Clint.
The winner of Birthday Banger today is TLC and Creep from 1995.
Still sounds so good today.
Still sounds good.
We just got this last minute text that came through.
It said, I am so gutted I couldn't get through for Birthday Banger today.
It's my 50th birthday right now.
We're all in the car on the way home from our birthday lunch,
and we love you guys.
Oh, we've got to figure out what their birthday banger is.
We've put Claudia to work, and she's managed to figure it out,
so we can do a bonus birthday banger right now.
So whoever you are, happy 50th birthday.
That means you were 16 in 1989,
and on your 16th birthday,
this would have been number one.
When you call my name, it's like a little prayer.
Oh, banger.
I want to take you there.
I reckon this is what you want on the way home from a 50th birthday lunch.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
On a Wednesday as well.
Go off.
I hope you have the best night.
50.
Congratulations.
Half century.
Half century.
Birthday banger every day at five o'clock.
Join us tomorrow and we can tell you the number one song on your 16th birthday.
Hey, guys, I need to use this radio show and people that listen to our show to help a friend out.
Okay.
Because I had a friend message me in the last couple of weeks, actually,
and she's been asking for my advice and it's quite a sticky situation,
but I want to know what people listening to this show,
what you guys think.
So here's the deal.
She and her boyfriend have been together for about three years oh yeah and they'd been planning this
massive trip over to europe for like and saving for like a year exciting and they haven't been
able to go because of covid and finally um they were able to go i think it was about four or five
weeks ago now they set off yeah and. And the trip was for three months.
Wow.
Okay.
So like a mini OE.
Yes.
Yeah.
Anyway, she's messaged me last week and said,
I really don't know what to do.
Me, her and her boyfriend had had a massive bust up,
like full on argument, fight, yelling.
Yeah.
And they've decided to go their separate ways.
At this point, they were three weeks into their holiday.
Yeah.
And she said to me, she's like, I feel really lost.
I really don't know what to do because everything that they'd planned was,
it was like a, you know, a couple's trip.
Were they traveling around?
Yes.
Or were they going to base themselves in London for three months?
I think they were travelling around for the start
and then going to base themselves at the end.
And she said to me, she's like, I've got three options.
Yeah.
Either I just say to him, look, we're not together,
but let's just stick together and do the trip.
Yeah.
Or I do it on my own and just, you know, eat, pray, love it.
Or I come home early.
It's gutting, eh?
It's gutting for lots of reasons.
She'll regret it.
She'll regret it if she comes home.
I said to her, my gut feeling is to stay, do it on your own.
Yeah.
But then you're also going through a breakup.
You were with him for three years.
It's quite a hard thing to go through on your own.
I mean, it's difficult.
And if everything is pre-booked, like if they're the kind of travellers
who have booked all this accommodation months out,
he's booked it too.
So you going on your own depends on him willing to go,
yeah, you go and do it.
I'll do something else.
I'll go home.
I'll stay in this place.
Well, the beauty of it is that they kind of hadn't booked
heaps of accommodation because they were kind of doing like hostels
and kind of like budget stuff.
Then it's easy.
I know what to do.
What?
I know what to do.
Just get on Google now.
Google sail Croatia and go and get on one of those sail Croatia things.
Right now, the next one that you can get on,
go on as a single person by yourself.
Make friends with the people on the boat
and you'll go and do that for a couple of weeks
and then someone will be going, hey, we're getting a van boat and you'll go and do that for a couple of weeks and then someone
will be going, hey, we're getting a van and driving
to... You go, sweet, can I come? Driving around
Italy, you go, yes, I'll go on that. Yeah.
Or just go to Ibiza
and just absolutely
send it. For three months.
You know, break up partying.
Best kind. What is it? It's spring
over there at the moment. You're coming into summer.
Oh my God, you've got the opportunity to have the summer of a lifetime.
But you're right.
You have to be brave and willing to do it on your own.
It's a hard one.
And it'll be sad for a bit because all the things that you do.
You will be sad because you're going through a breakup.
We were meant to do this thing together.
We were meant to do this thing together.
We were meant to have this photo here together.
And then imagine if you know that he's still there,
like probably close to where you are, travelling around,
and if you have like a weak moment, you're like,
I just want to message him or...
You'll hate it if you do it together now that you've broken up.
Yeah, it'd be horrible.
You'll either hate it or you'll end up just getting back together
just because.
Yeah, and that's not the right thing.
I thought we could ask people...
This would be so common, by the way.
That's what I want to know from people.
Has this happened to you?
Have you broken up whilst on a trip?
Like it doesn't have to be a three-month long trip.
But like did you go on a holiday?
You're overseas together.
Or not even, yeah, yeah.
Did you go somewhere together like on a trip
and then something's happened and you've broken up?
And what happened? Did you break up on your honeymoon?
That would be horrible.
It happens. 0800 dial ZM.
You can remain anonymous or you can
text us on 9696.
What did you guys do as well?
Have you got advice for Bree's friend?
Bree and Clint. Our first caller
wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous.
Hi, Anonymous. Hello.
Has this happened to you before? You've broken up with a
partner whilst on a trip?
No, it's actually a friend,
yeah. Okay, what happened to them?
So they were
in a trip
with their husband
and then
all of a sudden they just weren't together anymore and kind of went
silent on social media and then she popped back up on social media and she was like um
I kind of left him in Thailand and now I'm back home and he's going to continue on the trip and
it was like what the heck so she'd done all this and then, yeah,
she ended up coming back to New Zealand.
And he's still on the trip.
And he ended up going to, like, Tomorrowland in Rome.
And, yeah.
Oh, no.
He's just been having an amazing time.
He just didn't come back.
He's just avoiding dealing with his responsibilities
and is just carrying on with the trip.
Yeah, you put it that way.
Please tell me, Anonymous, that she has blocked him on all social media
because the worst thing would be seeing him have an amazing time on their trip.
Well, let's just say we went and had some good memories this summer.
I think they're still married. I think that's the thing. So I think it's just they're went and had some good memories this summer. I think they're still married.
I think that's the thing.
So I think it's just they're trying to be amicable,
and I think they have refunds and things like that
that need to be processed and things, yeah.
Oh, that's such a hard one.
She's come back to deal with the marital home,
and he's gone to Tomorrowland.
That doesn't seem fair.
So is he still there?
Yeah, I think he's still away, yeah.
Is he ever going to come back?
She should be like, you've got two weeks to get home
and pack up your shit or it's going on Marketplace.
Yeah.
Oh, your poor friend.
Oh, man.
This text is so good.
They said,
everything booked for our destination wedding in Queenstown.
Only thing he paid for was the flights.
Found out he was having an affair.
Cancelled the wedding.
Couldn't cancel the flights.
The helpline wouldn't let me change the names of the flights.
Told my sob story on their Facebook page
and the marketing team gave me free name changes
for all 20 return flights.
So I took a bunch of friends and had an epic anti-wedding piss up.
That's so good that that happened.
I love it.
I never, and I've never understand why airlines won't let you change the name on a ticket.
Like you're not doing it for fun.
Like if you have to change the name on a ticket, it's like.
Yeah, I know that.
Like, ooh, we can make some money on this.
We can make some money on their misfortune.
Someone else said, I broke up with my boyfriend two weeks
before a trip to Sydney for his friend's wedding.
We went anyway because I –
Oh.
We went anyway.
No, it gets worse.
We went anyway because I had paid for the flights.
But the friend uninvited me to her wedding, even though we were staying at her
house.
Awkward all around.
Yeah, she doesn't want you at the wedding.
You were there as a plus one.
He's the friend.
Oh, no.
You guys are broken up.
It's a weird vibe to have at her wedding.
I don't, I don't.
Oh, that's awkward.
It's very, very awkward.
Let's talk to this person who wants to be anonymous too.
Hi, Anonymous.
Hi, Anonymous.
Hi, how's it going?
Good, thanks.
Has this happened to you where you broke up on a trip?
Yeah.
So me and my ex went on a romantic holiday to the Maldives.
Oh, my God.
Amazing.
Fancy.
And he actually cheated on me while we were over there.
No.
He cheated on you on the holiday?
Like, on the holiday.
With who?
Like, we were just chilling on the beach.
He left for a bit and then we left.
Oh, my God.
It's like the second series of White Lotus.
I can't believe that happened to you.
And what did you obviously confront him about?
And what did he say?
I want to break up. Well, I
pretty much said that. I was like, no, we can't do this anymore.
But we decided to stay on the holiday together. Oh, and how was that?
It was interesting. How much longer?
Sorry, keep going. Oh yeah, the islands were so small that we couldn't actually
really separate from each other
no
and did you end up
running into the girl
that he cheated on you with
yeah like every day
no
anonymous
how much longer
was the holiday for
how long did you stay
in this hell
he cheated on me
on day three
oh the a-hole
and we had like
another seven days to go
oh my god oh what a, I'm so angry.
I get it though, because it's a whole thing.
It'd be expensive to get an emergency flight home.
Oh, I can't.
Oh my God.
Anonymous, if you can survive that, you can survive anything.
You could be prime minister of this country, my friend.
You could go and marry it at first sight.
You've already had the worst thing happen to you.
Poor thing.
Oh, I can't.
I can't believe that.
There you go. Maybe that's some advice for your friend.
I don't know. I don't know if we helped anything there. That's
just some horrible stories. They saw her at the buffet
every morning at breakfast.
He's like, I'm going to go sleep in her villa.
Is it a roar?
We invented a new game last week, which is good. Buffet every morning at breakfast. He's like, I'm going to go sleep in her villa. Is it a roar? Bree and Clint.
We invented a new game last week, which is good.
But the game has a theme song that we have to sing,
which is maybe not so good.
Not the best.
But we're going to give it our all.
So everybody, please, when you're ready, everybody.
Everybody be great.
The whole show.
It's time for our new game.
I've said, who do you think they are?
Do you think they are?
I said, who do you think they are?
Not bad, guys.
Not bad.
Not bad.
This is the game where one of us will throw out a very famous celebrity,
usually an actor,
and you have to come back with who that person is in your mind.
Yes, so say, for example, Tobey Maguire.
Spider-Man.
Spider-Man.
Yeah, Spider-Man.
What else is he in?
We can agree on that one.
See, that's an easy one.
But there's other actors that aren't so easy.
Last week, we almost all had a different answer for Jim Carrey.
You and I had Ace Ventura.
Yes.
Claudia, you had Ace Ventura.
It was only producer Ella.
Ella was the Grinch.
Can we get a full team consensus?
I've got five fresh celebrities for us.
That's how it's going to work.
I'm going to say their name.
I'm so excited.
And then I'll go
three,
two,
one,
and we all say
who that person is to us.
Okay.
All right.
Here we go.
First one.
Cameron Diaz.
Three,
two,
one.
The sweetest thing.
Something about Mary.
I think we've got
four different answers.
What did you say? Something about Mary. The sweetest thing. Charlie think we've got four different answers. What did you say?
Something about Mary.
The sweetest thing.
Charlie's Angels.
And then the holiday.
Oh.
She's done so many good ones.
This is such good answers.
Okay.
Let's go with another one.
Let's go with a guy this time.
Who is this person to you?
Brad Pitt.
Three, two, one.
Oh my God.
Mr. Moneyball.
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
I know I meant to answer that.
I have no movies.
Brad and Angelina,
both of them stumped you.
You got nothing for Brad Pitt.
No.
What's he in?
Everything.
He's in a lot.
Seven years in Tibet?
Seven years in Tibet.
What?
I said Moneyball.
Moneyball.
Because I watched it last week.
Such a good movie.
It's such a good movie, but...
So good, but not the movie I normally would think of.
I said Fight Club.
What did you say?
Mr and Mrs Smith.
Oh, that's a good one.
Yeah, both.
Those are both good.
Mine, not so much.
I feel like we might get the same one for this one.
Okay.
Okay?
Except for Ella, who might not get anything for this person.
All right, we're ready.
Why are you laughing? She might not get anything for this person. All right, we're ready. Why are you laughing?
She might not know who this person is.
Here we go.
Morgan Freeman.
Three, two, one.
Bruce Almighty.
Oh, no.
She just waited.
I don't know.
Did you say Bruce Almighty, Claudia?
I couldn't remember his name, so I heard you say Bruce,
but I was going to say Evan, but I don't know if he's in that one.
But yes, I did.
You and I were the same.
He's God.
He's so good in it.
He is the voice of God.
He's fantastic in that movie.
Yes, Shawshank Redemption.
Shawshank Redemption is a great Lord of the Rings reference.
Thank you.
Okay, how about this one?
Ella may not know who this person is. Thank you. Okay, how about this one? Ella may not know who this person is.
Thank you.
But I'm not tailoring the game to you, okay?
Lucy Liu.
Who the heck is that?
Three, two, one.
Charlie's Angels.
Ally McBeal?
That's not even a movie.
Is she an Ally McBeal?
Wasn't she?
Was she?
It's Charlie's Angels.
Yeah, I just wanted to be controversial.
Kung Fu Panda.
Oh, my God.
Can you just Google Lucy Liu?
Yep.
Okay, last one.
This is one we can all get on board with.
Okay.
Good luck, everyone.
All right, I'm ready.
Feel free to say the character's name on this one
because I think we'll all be the same.
Okay.
Robert Pattinson. Three, two, one. All right, I'm ready. Feel free to say the character's name on this one because I think we'll all be the same. Okay. Robert Pattinson.
Three, two, one.
Edward Tullin.
Yeah.
So we all got the same?
We all got the same one.
Batman.
Oh, yeah, he's Batman now.
He's Batman now.
All right.
The Elephant Movie.
I love that movie.
Something, Water for Elephants.
That's such a good movie.
That one where he had a bad Americanphants. That's such a good movie.
That one where he had a bad American accent.
What's that?
The lies.
I don't know.
All right, well, there's only one way to round out this segment.
You guys know the drill.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Oh, the song.
Oh, my God.
I thought you were going to give us a bonus round.
No.
I said, who do you think they are?
Do you think they are?
I said, who do you think they are?
Lucy Liu was in Ally McBeal.
What?
Again, TV show.
I guess that's fine.
It doesn't matter.
It's who I think of her as.
I will shut up.
Bree and Clint.
All right.
Is everyone ready for some differing opinions?
Because I feel like we're going to have that.
Okay.
Yeah.
I saw this guy who was wanting advice because he was asking if he was in the wrong or not,
where he's gone to dinner with four other friends.
So it's him and four other mates.
He's went along to dinner and he mentions in this story that he's got quite a lot of food allergies,
so he needs to be careful what he eats.
So he didn't order much food at the dinner.
Okay.
Right?
Didn't order much food at the dinner.
He ordered one meal and drank water.
Couldn't share. Couldn't share because
of his allergies.
And the rest of the crew,
Is he allergic to alcohol?
I don't know, but he just mentioned that he wasn't
drinking. The other four friends
were drinking and ordered
a bunch of food as well.
And when it came to pay
at the end. Is he allergic to a fizzy drink?
Stop it.
Stop it.
Just listen to the details and then make your lame jokes, okay?
And then when it came to pay at the end of the night.
I feel like this guy's a fun sponge.
Stop it.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Jeez.
Let me get through it and then you can make your jokes.
Sorry, go, go, go.
And then when it came to pay, he goes,
well, I'm not comfortable splitting the bill five ways.
I'd like to just pay for what I had.
Damn, I was right.
Fun sponge.
So the question is, who is, what should it be?
When you go out to dinner with friends,
should it be split equally between the people that are at the dinner?
Yeah.
Or should everyone individually pick off the menu what they got
and pay for that?
We'll bring everybody into this conversation.
Ella, Claudia, please join.
Hello.
Welcome in.
I feel like this is quite a unique set of circumstances
because in a friend group,
you do need to make concessions for a friend who has allergies
or something like that.
Let's just break it down then.
This is the situation.
Okay, this is the situation.
It's a dinner.
Yeah, it's us four at dinner.
Us four at dinner, right?
We've gone to dinner.
Everyone has picked an individual meal.
Yeah.
We're not sharing.
No.
It's not a type of restaurant where you share.
Yeah.
So it's like a steak restaurant maybe.
We've all had our own meals and drinks.
Ella wouldn't enjoy a steak restaurant.
I have the fries.
It's hypothetical, guys.
Shut up.
I'm vegan.
I get you.
So it's not a sharing restaurant.
It's not a sharing dinner.
Everyone's got their own individual meals.
Maybe one of us had an entree and someone didn't.
I don't know.
My least favourite kind of dinner, by the way.
Non-sharing.
Non-sharing.
Really?
It's not communal.
I know, I hate sharing.
We're not sharing an experience.
I don't share with you.
There's nothing that you eat.
If I wanted a papaya salad, I would have ordered a papaya salad.
What's a papaya?
Hey, don't knock a papaya salad.
A papaya salad is delicious.
You know what I'm saying though?
Yes.
Okay, so we're in a restaurant,
individual dishes,
individual drinks.
Yes.
Individual bills.
Yes.
What do we think?
Discuss.
That's what I'm saying.
Individual bills.
That's my answer.
You're saying individual bills.
If we're at dinner and it's individual dishes,
individual drinks,
individual bills.
Yeah.
Because I feel like it's a clean cut way to do it.
You go, I had the creamy carbonara and six Heinekens.
Okay.
Whoa.
More like 20, Clint.
You've went to town, haven't you?
Yeah.
Claudia?
You know what?
I agree.
Yeah.
Individual.
Okay.
What if it's shared, but everyone kind of picked their own meal?
So you kind of have your own meal but then everyone kind of shared.
Are we catching up?
Like we've gone out, this is a social dinner.
Yeah, it's a social dinner.
It's for fun, we're catching up with each other.
We're sharing an experience.
Yeah.
You have a few drinks.
Claudia has a few drinks.
I might have two drinks.
Claudia might have three.
You might have one or two.
What if someone doesn't have any drinks?
What are they doing at our dinner?
That's the thing.
Why are you here? If everyone has drinks and everyone has entrees and the main dish, cool, split it.
But if there's someone who doesn't have as much as the rest of the group, they shouldn't
pay. Nah, they shouldn't. But why do they not have as much?
Because they just don't want to. They're conscious of the money, probably.
Or they just don't want to buy a drink.
You don't know.
Yeah.
So I don't think they should have to pay for everything.
I hate that circumstance.
Because then it makes it awkward
because then everyone needs to pay individually.
And how do we divvy it up?
Because you can't just have one person.
It comes down to, are we sharing an experience to me?
Like, are we going out to do a thing together?
Let's do it.
And let's split it up.
If everyone is splitting it, it has to be everyone.
Or else if one person goes, no, I don't feel comfortable,
then it ruins the whole experience.
That's the situation.
I think if everyone agrees that it's split, split.
But if one person.
Claudia's face. Claudia. I'm if one person. Claudia's face.
Claudia.
I'm the one person.
No, you're not because Ella's with you.
We're the one people.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, so the next time the four of us go to dinner.
Yes.
You guys can pay for all the things, guys.
Claudia and Ella can have their own table and we'll have our own table.
Done.
And I'm not sharing.
Neither.
We don't want any of your vegan food.
I hate it. Don't touch the food. Why are you coming to dinner then? I want my own table. Done. And I'm not sharing neither. We don't want any of your vegan food. I hate it. Don't touch the food. Why are you coming to dinner then?
I want my own food.
Bree and Clint. That's the end of the show
everybody. Is it
Ted Lasso night tonight?
Yeah it is. Wednesday
night. Oh my god
exciting. That's what we need.
That's what we need for a pick me up. Must be
so annoying us recommending TV shows
that are on a different streaming platform
every single night.
On Mondays we're talking about Succession,
which is on Neon. Last
night we were talking about
I don't even know what it was last night. Tonight's
Ted Lasso on Apple TV. Yes.
We were watching Daisy Jones and
The Six on Prime.
Yeah, I mean just one of those.
When are you guys going to recommend a show on Three now?
One of those first world problems, isn't it?
But there you go, Ted Lasso is very good.
It is very good.
Feel Good Show, it's out tonight.
Go watch it.
Brian Clint, we'll catch you guys back tomorrow.
Have a great evening, everybody.
See you then, bye.
Bye.