ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 19th April 2024

Episode Date: April 19, 2024

Fridayoke: Holiday - Green Day. Dad's just wont rest - Big Steve and Mumma Di definitely prove that.  How'd you break your leg?!  AI might be about to take over.  See omnystudio.com/listener for p...rivacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Brie and Clint, cheers to KFC. Grab KFC's crispy box for only $9.99. Hi everybody, happy Friday afternoon and welcome to the Brie and Clint show. Welcome guys to a Friday. I am pumped for today's show. Are you wearing your Taylor Swift T-shirt for the new Taylor Swift album? Is that what that's for? Duh. Yeah. Of course I am.
Starting point is 00:00:32 I'm so excited. We've got new Taylor Swift we will be playing on the show just after 4 o'clock. Yeah. We're going to play the Post Malone song. As soon as we get our hands on it, we're going to play it at 4 o'clock. It's called Fortnite. Yeah, I hope it's not about video games. I hope it is.
Starting point is 00:00:45 Oh, yeah. It's called Fortnite. Yeah, I hope it's not about video games. I hope it is. Oh, yeah. Okay, me too. I hope there's a postie and a Taylor character in Fortnite in the update. Do you reckon that's what it is? Do you reckon it's a crossover? No, it's not.
Starting point is 00:00:55 It's spelt different. Is it spelt different? Wait, let me look. Where can I find that? The Taylor Swift version is spelt F-O-R-T-N-I-G-H-T. Oh no. It is. It's spelt like Fortnite. But how else would you
Starting point is 00:01:09 spell it? Yeah, would you spell it a different way? Not me not knowing how to spell Fortnite. No, that's the only way to spell Fortnite. Oh my god, my mind's just been blown. It's the only way to spell Fortnite. This whole time I've always thought, yes, Claudia? I literally thought it was F-O-R-T-N-I-T-E until today.
Starting point is 00:01:29 I feel like there's a glitch in the matrix. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait. Me too, actually. That's how the game is spelt, right? N-I-T-E? N-I-T-E. I knew there was some difference.
Starting point is 00:01:39 I thought the Taylor song was the same. No, different. Literally until this morning. Taylor's is the actual way to spell it. Buzzy. Yeah. Well, she's Literally until this morning. Taylor's is the actual way to spell it. Buzzy. Yeah. Well, she's going to sing about dropping in or something.
Starting point is 00:01:47 Hell yes. Saying thank you to the bus driver. Hey, wear your skin like a battle suit. Sweaties. Sweats. Anyway, four o'clock
Starting point is 00:01:57 we'll get you that new Taylor Swift song. We'll also get you your third item for ZM's Add to Cart thanks to One Roof at four o'clock. And lots of other
Starting point is 00:02:04 fun things too, including a Friday Okie for the school holidays where we sing this song called Holiday. Because, fun fact, we're also on holiday next week. Hip hip hooray! Can't wait for that. Infinitely relevant. First though, let's play tradie versus lady
Starting point is 00:02:27 The tradies, the ladies $50 cash Thanks to KFC Give us a call right now If you want to play 0800 dial ZN Let's play tradie versus lady It's tradie versus lady
Starting point is 00:02:42 Alright 3, 2, 1, let's go. Come on, guys. For a Friday, the tradies and the ladies versus each other. The tradies picking up a good win yesterday, brings them to 31 for the year. The ladies just out in front of 32. Let's go to our tradie first because I think we've lost our lady,
Starting point is 00:03:00 but we're hopefully getting her back. He's in Hamilton. He's 31, and he's my birthday twin. Oh, welcome to the show, my first of February brother. It's Joel. G'day, Joel. G'day, birthday twin. It's a great birthday, eh?
Starting point is 00:03:16 February 1st. It really is. Yeah. Same year? Yeah. Sometimes when, oh, what year are you, Clint? 87. What are you? 93. Oh, what year are you, Clint? 87. What are you?
Starting point is 00:03:26 93. Oh, yeah. But sometimes it landed on the first day of school, which kind of sucks. Yeah, I remember that. Oh, my God, I remember that. Yeah, true. Okay, you're taking on a lady.
Starting point is 00:03:36 We've got her back. She's 22 and she drinks milk straight from the udder. Welcome to the show, Holly. Holly. You're my milk and twin. I like my milk straight fresh from the udder too. And I'll take any udder. You know what I'm saying, Holly?
Starting point is 00:03:57 Will you put your mouth directly on the udder, Holly? Oh, no, that's going a bit too far, I think. That's a bit too far. Oh, yeah, yeah, me too. Yeah, I wouldn't do that either. All right, you're both Hamiltonians, so it's a battle of the tron this afternoon. Holly, your buzzer is lady.
Starting point is 00:04:14 Joel, you're the tradie. The first one to three correct answers gets the $50 cash from KFC. Hot on those buzzers, guys. Here comes question number one. Which style of Adidas shoe is the latest to be super on trend? It's got three stripes and a gum sole. Yeah, it was worn by the British Prime Minister.
Starting point is 00:04:40 Yeah, it's come back into fashion. Rhymes with La Bamba. No points there. Oh, no. La Bamba. No points there. Oh, no. Paul? But no. No. We'll move on.
Starting point is 00:04:49 We're looking for the Samba is what we were looking for. Yep. But, yeah, you were on the money, Joel. Question number two. The Samba hasn't made it to Hamilton yet. Are people not wearing the Sambas in Hamilton, guys? I'm rocking Crocs at the moment. Yeah, Joel.
Starting point is 00:05:04 Question number two. Name the river that runs through the centre and Hamilton guys. I'm rocking Crocs at the moment. Yeah, Joel. Question number two. Name the river that runs through the centre of Hamilton City. Lady. I'm going to say Holly just got in. Waikato River. Of course. I've drunk from the sweet nectar of that river.
Starting point is 00:05:18 Yep. And I had a lot of problems. Straight from the source. Question number three. One to the ladies. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. If someone said three... Freddie? Yes, Joel?
Starting point is 00:05:29 Pink. It is, of course, Pink. She was in the country recently. We are one apiece. Question number four. Mike Myers famously voices the character of Shrek. Name one other famous voice that features in the movies. Yes, Joel?
Starting point is 00:05:45 Eddie Murphy. Of Joel? Eddie Murphy. Of course, Eddie Murphy. Or Cameron Diaz. Or Cameron Diaz, who voices Fiona. You're on a roll here, Joel. That rhymes. I'm the mole who lives in a hole. Let's take a poll on that.
Starting point is 00:05:58 All right, here we go. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number five. In which country did the first season of Survivor New Zealand take place? Was it Thailand, Samoa, Central America? Trudy. Joel, Justin? Samoa.
Starting point is 00:06:15 That's a great guess. Holly? Go Thailand. It was actually Nicaragua. I can never say it, but it's Central America is where the first season took place. Joel, you might be thinking of the first season of Australian Survivor, which was Samoa. Yeah, right.
Starting point is 00:06:31 Okay, no points there. Still two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number six. Benson, who is performing in New Zealand? Yes, Joel. Boone. Boone. Boon. I swoon for the boon.
Starting point is 00:06:50 Did you say you swoon for the boon? Of course, of course. Yes, I felt that deep in my core. Joel the Mole, who lives in a hole, he got on a roll, and you've taken home 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC. Congratulations, man. What up? Thank you very much, guys.
Starting point is 00:07:06 You're welcome, Joel. Well done mate. That levels the score. 32-32. 32-32. We can't separate these two teams. That's good for the soul Joel. I'm going to go eat some frijol. Brie and Clint. On yesterday Brie's parents
Starting point is 00:07:22 arrived in the country for a bit of a holiday. They're here to visit you and straight away Brie's put her poor father to work. On yesterday, Bree's parents arrived in the country for a bit of a holiday. They're here to visit you. And straight away, Bree's put her poor father to work. She is whipping that poor man on his holiday. It is like giving my dad a gift. She's forcing him into manual labour. There is few things that my father loves more than working outside with his hands. And I've given him a gift because my yard needs a lot of work and he is loving, he's a
Starting point is 00:07:48 pig in shit right now. Here on his allotted five minute break from the chainsaw is Bree's dad, Big Steve. G'day Steve. Hi Dad. G'day guys, how are you? We're good. We joke, but you have been tearing Bree's backyard apart. She told me that you went out, bought a chainsaw
Starting point is 00:08:04 and since then she hasn't seen you for hiding all here, and you've massacred her entire backyard. Yep, we've just done two nine-cubic-metre skip bends. You've filled two skips in like 48 hours. Yeah, 24 hours. Really, we started yesterday afternoon at about one, and we just finished now. I've just put the chainsaw down now. Hey, Dad. Hey, really. We started yesterday afternoon at about 1, and we just finished now. I've just put the chainsaw down now.
Starting point is 00:08:27 Hey, Dad. Hey, Dad. Yep. Clint doesn't believe you that you bought a chainsaw and it's there. Can we hear it? If you want to, yeah. Hang on. Yeah, give it a rip, Dad.
Starting point is 00:08:39 I'll just get Mum and Dad to hang on to the phone for me. Okay, go, go. I'll be there for it. Yeah. Just pitch it. I tell you what, it's a power source, that's for sure. Just picture Mum, just picture my dad walking over to this chainsaw now. Has he got his chance?
Starting point is 00:08:53 Here he comes. Has he got his chance? Oh, so I'm dying? Here we go. Did you hear that at all? Yeah, we heard it. We heard it, all right. We heard it.
Starting point is 00:09:05 Steve, can I ask, is this your idea of a relaxing holiday? No. Is this what you do for fun? No, look, I don't mind doing this sort of stuff. It keeps me fit. It keeps my mind clear. And, yeah, I do enjoy it, to be honest. Dad, don't lie.
Starting point is 00:09:24 It's your favourite thing in the whole world to get outside and work. I love steel shops. I love to see all those chainsaws and all that stuff. Yeah, if steel's listening, can they sponsor my dad? He'd be a great ambassador. He needs a couple of pairs of those arseless chaps.
Starting point is 00:09:40 Yeah. Steve, one of my... Oh, I've got them. Okay, good. One of my main concerns is that you've purchased this chainsaw as a housewarming gift for Bree, and then when you go back to Australia, she's going to be left in charge of this thing. No, I'm taking it with me. What do you mean? You can't put it on the plane.
Starting point is 00:09:58 It's mine, Dad. Sure? Yeah, positive. Do you imagine, do you have a chainsaw to declare? No, I'm just happy to see you. Yes, I have. It's in my hand, mate. You're right.
Starting point is 00:10:14 Okay, well, what have you got planned for the rest of your holiday while you're here? Retiling Bree's roof? No, no, just a little bit more work in the yard. Got to shift the clothesline. We've got to do a bit more plant removal. Yeah. And good tidy up.
Starting point is 00:10:28 And tell them we're going to the next door neighbour. And we actually, yeah, we've got to make friends with the next door neighbour again because one of my branches actually fell over the fence and broke one of his trees. But anyway, it's all good. Wow. Oh, no. Wow. Guys.
Starting point is 00:10:43 It's only a little eucalyptus. He'll be all right. It's all good. Far out. I have to live here. Wow. Guys. It's only a little eucalyptus. He'll be all right. It's all good. Far out. I have to live here. They go home. Right, Steve, well, you're here for two weeks. All right.
Starting point is 00:10:52 It's all good. Okay. You're here for two weeks. Breeze Place is almost done. There's plenty of trees at my house. So when you're done, let me know. I'll even put on a spread for you. BYO chainsaw.
Starting point is 00:11:04 I'll come over in me arseless chat. Yeah a spread for you BYO chainsaw I'll come over in me arseless chat yeah sounds good BYO arse you idiot you idiot I saw this story about this
Starting point is 00:11:15 lady who is getting dragged for her wedding like it's it happens all the time now all these stories we're like
Starting point is 00:11:21 I can't believe this person did this at their wedding or demanded that their guests do this at their wedding. And I want to be a bit more objective about it and go, does this lady have the right to do this at her wedding? What has she done? Has she put everyone in clown makeup?
Starting point is 00:11:38 What's she doing? Close. She is, well, she's made the mistake of documenting her entire wedding planning process on TikTok. When you do that you just open yourself up to criticism. Anytime you do that, anytime that you go here's the thing that I am doing, people will go
Starting point is 00:11:54 I wouldn't have done it like that that's not how I would do it. I'm no expert but we didn't do a lot of that when we got married we didn't do a lot of that. She's copping some heat today because of a very specific request she has made of her guests on the invite. She has set a colour code for the wedding. Everyone bring a plate.
Starting point is 00:12:15 No, no. She has hand painted four different pastel colours on the wedding invites and said, these are the colours that you're allowed to wear to our wedding. These four colours, these are the colours that are acceptable for guests at our wedding. What are the colours? All four colours are
Starting point is 00:12:38 arguably a different shade of brown. Brown? Or clay? Or terracotta? Or brown? It's like earthy earthy it's earth. The colours are earth.
Starting point is 00:12:53 That's the colours, they're earth. Look, I've never been married. No one's ever asked me, so whatever. But you've been to enough weddings. But I've been to quite a few weddings. But I've never been married. I've never had to pay for my wedding or go through that process. So I feel like I can't really comment, but I will.
Starting point is 00:13:12 I feel like you're not a dictator. Yes, you're entitled to your day. And yes, it should be what you want and special and all that stuff. But you also don't want people to be stressed and you want people to have fun. You also want people to come as they are. Like if I want you at my wedding, I want you at my wedding. I don't want a version of you. My version, yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:37 That I have, you know, yeah, I don't want my version. You're right, that's it. I don't want my version of you. She says, I know we started this saying we'd be open-minded, but it turns out. I just think it's a bit hectic. She says that those four colours that are on the wedding invite, she says that they are her calming colours, her calming colours.
Starting point is 00:13:56 Good for you. It's your wedding day. She is very upset that people have called her sad and beige. Beige, coincidentally, is one of the colours. Love that. So as a guest, you almost definitely, especially if you're a man, you almost definitely have to buy a new outfit for this wedding because I don't have anything in that colour spectrum
Starting point is 00:14:23 that I could wear to the wedding. Most men don't have a terracotta or a brown suit. Can I just, can I comment? I might wear my clay suit to this wedding. Can I comment for the ladies? I don't think I own a brown outfit. Brown anything. I don't own brown.
Starting point is 00:14:40 I don't own terracotta. Like I don't, that's not a colour in my cupboard. Some people would. Most people, I'd say own terracotta. That's not a colour in my cupboard. Some people would. Most people, I'd say 90% wouldn't. A dress code can actually be helpful. If you know that the tone of the day is going to be a certain way, a dress
Starting point is 00:14:56 code is actually polite because you're saying to people, hey, this is what everybody else will be wearing. This is the vibe. But this is not a dress code. It's four colours. This is four colours. But you have to fit into each box. Do you think too far? I hope she went to Helen Stein Brothers before she
Starting point is 00:15:11 picked those colours. God, I'm glad you finished that sentence. And checked. Sound like you were saying, I hope she went to hell. No, I hope she went to Helen Stein Brothers and checked that they have their suits in these colours because that's where most men get their wedding suits from. Yeah. I thought we could ask this afternoon, have you been to a really uptight wedding?
Starting point is 00:15:31 Yeah, and what made you realise it was uptight? It might have been the dress code. It might have been the rules around what you were allowed to do on the day or say or say in the lead up to the wedding. I think it's pretty normal these days to ask people not to share photos until the main photos are out. I wouldn't count that as uptight. That's fine.
Starting point is 00:15:50 I think that's pretty standard these days. But what was it? What was the thing where you were like, ooh, this is a bit. Did you have to, was there a certain amount you had to, it wasn't suggested, you had to pay to be able to attend the wedding? If you'd like to remain anonymous, that's fine. We can do that for you. Or you can just text it to us and we'll read it out with no name at all.
Starting point is 00:16:10 Or come on the radio and tell us about it. We're talking about weddings where you're like, this is a bit over the top. It's a bit uptight at this wedding. These guys are a bit uptight. There's a lady who's getting dragged at the moment because she has prescribed a four-colour wheel colour code for her wedding. And all the colours are a shade of brown.
Starting point is 00:16:29 All the colours are a different type of brown. There's beige, there's clay, there's mud. Terracotta. Terracotta would be one of the colours. So we've said, have you gone to a wedding where you're like, jeez, these guys are a bit hard out? Someone said, it wasn't a wedding, but I went to a 21st where everyone was told they had to wear white. Oh, one of those 21sts.
Starting point is 00:16:50 I don't wear white. I don't own white. It was really stressful but because of the girl who was having the 21st we did it. Oh, well that's nice. You do do that. That is nice. Does that mean you don't have to get her a gift? Because you had to buy a new outfit? Yeah, because you had to wear that white outfit.
Starting point is 00:17:05 What about this one? They said, I paid $75 to attend a wedding, had to stand on bark on the edge of a hill the entire ceremony. The bride revealed the venue was free and her parents paid for the rest. What, they charged you $75 admission to the wedding? Wait, they're saying that the whole wedding they found out was paid for. That they didn't pay for anything. That's wild.
Starting point is 00:17:28 That's wild to do a ticketed event for your wedding. Kelly's here. Hi, Kelly. Hi, Kelly. Hi. I went to, yeah, you go. No, no, I was going to ask you. I'll let you talk.
Starting point is 00:17:38 No, no, no. Kelly, you sassy woman. I'll ask you the question that you've already answered. What was the uptight wedding? What was over the top? I went to a wedding that was two larpers getting married, so live action role play. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:57 We're themed down to like a specific year and time, and I made costumes for all the guests. Wait, they made a costume for every single person that was attending the wedding? Yeah and they handmade their own leather and everyone got like leather shoe covers. What? So modern stuff. Okay.
Starting point is 00:18:18 It was quite impressive. But because they were providing the costume, was that fine? That's kind of just like a dress up party where you didn't have to do anything. Were you okay with it? Yeah, pretty much. Like, it was, some of them, their mates obviously were right into it and, like, hand-tooled their own chain mail,
Starting point is 00:18:34 but those of us that, you know... Wait, was it a medieval wedding? Was it medieval-themed? Well, no, not specifically medieval, because that's not definitive enough. It was a specific year in time, Clint. Did you not hear them? It wasn't even just a theme of medieval.
Starting point is 00:18:50 It was a specific year. That's kind of impressive, to be honest. Yeah, that's wild. Yeah. I'm not judging. I'm just impressed. What food did they serve? Was it raw quail that you had to cook yourselves?
Starting point is 00:19:04 And mead? Yep. With your hands? Oh, yeah, absolutely. Bit of maize on the side? Yep. Only if you ground it first. Oh, you're quick, Kelly.
Starting point is 00:19:15 I like it. Thanks, Kelly. Someone said I went to an all black attire 21st. Specifically, no white shirts for men. Jesus, that sounds like an Illuminati party. So everyone had to wear just all literally black. Just black, black, black, black, black. Jeez.
Starting point is 00:19:30 That's pretty hectic for a 21st. On one hand, you can. Like, if it's your occasion, you can. But on the other hand, should you? Like... Like, to be honest, I just think the theme needs to be really fun and unique. And if it's, like, pretty generic, I'm kind of like, oh, not again. Yeah, 100%.
Starting point is 00:19:48 You know? Unless you provide the outfits. That's different. Unless you provide the outfits. And if there's no cameras there, I'll wear whatever you provide. Whatever I provide? Whatever you provide. Ooh, I'm having a fluffy wedding.
Starting point is 00:20:00 Bree and Clint. Time to head to Los Angeles and get the latest from D. McCarthy. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, the latest Transformers movie trailer has just dropped and it's a cartoon version. And the new voice of Optimus Prime, Chris Hemsworth, makes an appearance. It does and people are not into it. So this is actually the very first fully CGI movie like this,
Starting point is 00:20:30 and the actors are just lending their voices to it. But, you know, the CGI in that these days is, like, really, really good. So Chris Hemsworth is going to play Optimus Prime. His voice is featured in the trailer that has dropped today, and people are not into it. I mean, it's a very, in his defense, it's a very difficult voice. It's a very iconic voice.
Starting point is 00:20:50 It's so recognisable. I would say the voice of Optimus Prime is one of the most iconic in the animated and that type of franchise movies. So anyone that was going to step up to the plate and try and do an Optimus Prime was going to have a tough gig. I believe the movie is set when the Transformers are like teenagers. I don't care. I want to hear the voice. So it's meant to be a young...
Starting point is 00:21:14 I want to hear the voice. Wait. It's meant to be a younger sounding Optimus Prime, okay? But take a listen. It's time to show them we are more than meets the eye. He can transform now. On three, one... It's time to show them we are more than meets the eye. We can transform now. On three, one.
Starting point is 00:21:34 It's working. Where's my head? Nah. It sounds like Chris Hemsworth. Why is Optimus... No offense. I am Optimus Prime. No offense to either of you. Why is Optimus... No offence. I am Optimus Prime. No offence to either of you. Why is Optimus Prime Australian?
Starting point is 00:21:49 Yeah. Lucky he's hot. That's Optimus Prime. Well, technically, they're aliens, so they could probably do whatever accent they wanted. It's a very good point, Bree. Yeah, love Chris Hemsworth. Yeah, look, same. He can do anything, but that's a very good point, Bree. Yeah, love Chris Evans. Yeah, look, same.
Starting point is 00:22:06 He can do anything, but that's a bit of a hospital pass. You know what it is, Dean? It's the same as when they recast Buzz Lightyear a couple of years ago, and they took it away from Tim Allen and they gave it to Chris. This one's worse. Chris Evans.
Starting point is 00:22:18 This one's worse. In my opinion. This is worse. RIP Optimus Prime. That's the latest live out of Los Angeles with Dean McCarthy. He's our Hollywood correspondent and we're back after this. Bree and Clint. ZM Bree and Clint, that is the first play of the brand new Taylor Swift song
Starting point is 00:22:35 featuring Post Malone. It's called Fortnite. It has just dropped minutes ago on streaming services. That is... Fortnite dropped. Yeah, true. I like it. That is... Fortnite dropped. Yeah, true. I like it. It's called Fortnite.
Starting point is 00:22:48 We liked it not as much as our producer Ella, who was literally on the ground in tears. Ella, what are your thoughts? It's perfect. I'm not even meant to be like a crazy Taylor Swift fan, but oh my gosh. That's just the first song. I know. And she knew that I love folklore. And she was like, but oh my gosh. That's just the first song. You wait. I know.
Starting point is 00:23:05 And she knew that I love folklore. And she was like, here's some more with a bit of Midnight's. There you go. That's all I wanted. Is that how you interpret it? Yeah. It's folklore with a bit of Midnight's. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:14 Yeah? Yeah, a lot of emotion. And are you happy that Post Malone is on that song? Yes, I love it. And I can't wait for the music video. Oh, what a day. I have to go see my boyfriend's parents after this. I'm not able to do that.
Starting point is 00:23:25 Blow them off. I might. Yeah, just go listen to the album. Girl, you've got crying to do. I know. There you go. We'll play more. We're going to load up some more tracks.
Starting point is 00:23:34 We'll feature some more from the brand new Taylor Swift album throughout the afternoon. Yeah, it's going to be great. Need to talk about this story. When I read it, I was like, what is going on? Because an Air New Zealand passenger has suffered a broken leg I need to talk about this story. When I read it, I was like, what is going on? Because an Air New Zealand passenger has suffered a broken leg 30 minutes into a seven-hour international flight. This is wild.
Starting point is 00:23:55 So a German-born couple by the name of Nico and Sasha, they've been living in Bali for 13 years. And they were coming over to New Zealand for a three-week holiday, and they boarded an Air New Zealand flight in Bali to come to Auckland on Tuesday night. And 30 minutes into the flight, the plane hit bad turbulence, and he was walking back from the bathroom, and he suffered a broken leg. That's so unfortunate.
Starting point is 00:24:26 30 minutes into the flight, which meant he had to suffer in pain, which I mean, what else do you do for the rest of the flight? I've never broken a leg. I've never broken a bone as major as a leg before, but I can imagine it fricking hurts. I got the details of how bad because, like, obviously in your leg you've got multiple bones. Some are worse, way worse than others.
Starting point is 00:24:52 He suffered a fractured tibia in fibula. So he broke both bones in the lower leg, the lower part of your leg. And he had to be rushed straight to hospital after he got off the flight. I wonder what kind of pain relief they've got on a plane. Surely they have a really, really, really good first aid kit. I did read somewhere that he was offered Panadol. Nah. I did read that.
Starting point is 00:25:16 Nah, get him on the Green Whistle. I did read somewhere. Surely he's on the NOS. Surely you get him something more intense than that. I don't know if they have it on a plane. Surely. I don't know if they do. on a plane Surely I don't know if they do I would have thought they had to have like a first aid kit That was good enough if the plane went down
Starting point is 00:25:30 Kind of thing It says here Where you had to like amputate a leg or something It says here In the article from the Herald There was a doctor on board the flight But only Panadol was available Nah
Starting point is 00:25:41 To him No No no no no He's got a broken leg I'd be like stick the Panadol up your bum was available to him. No, no, no, no, no, no. He's got a broken leg. I'd be like, stick the panel up your bum. Better yet, stick the panel up my bum. Who's got some trimmies on board is what I'd say.
Starting point is 00:25:52 True, do the rounds on the plane. Yeah, who's got something? They probably won't let him. Oh, God, that's nightmare stuff. Isn't that wild? So he must have, like, it must have been severe turbulence and he must have, like, hit the roof or something. Or is it not that, because I'm with you,
Starting point is 00:26:11 I think that it would have to be something severe to snap a leg, but maybe that's not the case. Maybe it doesn't take much to break a leg at all. Maybe it just has to be the right angle at the right time that just. I know for a fact the small, but what's the small bone in the lower part of the leg? Producers, does anyone know the smaller part?
Starting point is 00:26:29 Is it the tibia? The tibia or the fibula? Do you know, Claude? It's either tibia or fibula. One of the two. What's the big grunty one at the top? That's your... I'm going to Google it. That's the one if you break it, it can hit an artery. The tibia and the smaller fibula. I'm going to Google it. That's the one if you break it, it can hit an artery.
Starting point is 00:26:47 The tibia and the smaller fibula. So the fibula. Those are your two leg bones. Oh, the thigh bone is called a femur. Femur. Yeah, if you break your femur, you're in big trouble. You're in big trouble. A friend of mine during a soccer game broke her fibula.
Starting point is 00:27:01 Yeah. And then played for another 10 minutes. Yeah, and then she went to the hospital because she was like, oh, I've done something bad. And they're like, yeah, you've broken your fibula. That is hard nuts, man. Isn't that wild? Oh, $800 at M. And look, sorry if you're squeamish,
Starting point is 00:27:18 but let's do it. Let's just do it. How did you break your leg? How did you break your leg? Did you break tibula, fibula, femur? What did you break? Which one? And how did you do it? Did you do it in break your leg? Did you break tibula, fibula, femur? What did you break? Which one? And how did you do it? Did you do it in an interesting way? Did you do it in a strange way where you're like, I didn't know that that would break my leg?
Starting point is 00:27:30 You know? The stuff that's a little bit like, oh. Pretty intense, eh? We'd love to hear about it this afternoon. Oh, $800 at M. Or you can text it to 9696 as well. How did you break your leg? Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:27:43 We want to know when you got your leg broken. Quite an intense thing to go through. But like, I also think breaking your femur, I'm speaking out of turn, but breaking your femur quite different to breaking your fibula. I don't know. I don't know. It is.
Starting point is 00:28:00 Like your femur is the biggest bone in your body. Your leg is just, it's huge. Like if you broke your femur, you could hit in your body. Your leg is just, it's huge. Like if you broke your femur, you could hit a major artery and die. Someone's broken their leg half an hour into a seven-hour Air New Zealand flight. So we want to know how'd you break yours? Kelly's called up. Hi, Kelly.
Starting point is 00:28:16 Hi, Kelly. Hi. What bone are we talking first, Kel? Talking about my scapula. Down the bottom. Your small one in your lower leg? In my lower leg, my shin bone, basically. Yeah, how'd you do it?
Starting point is 00:28:30 We went skiing on a family holiday and I was invincible because I was 11 and I went over a jump and the boot didn't detach from the ski. Oh, no! So the ski stopped and my body kept going. Did you have to get in one of those sled stretches and get sledded
Starting point is 00:28:48 off the mountain? No, I walked off the mountain because my mum seemed to think that it was fine and I was just overreacting. Oh jeez. When I got to the first aid kit, they had to stretch my leg back out because my bones had gone side
Starting point is 00:29:04 by side rather than in on in. Oh, that makes me feel sick. Thanks, Kelly. Yeah. Thank you. That was pretty gross. Kelly, do you ever think, because you've obviously been skiing since? Once or twice.
Starting point is 00:29:18 Yeah. I always think every time I go skiing, I'm like, I could get so badly hurt doing this. Totally. Absolutely. You know? I just think that every time. I'm like, I could get so badly hurt doing this. Totally. You know? I just think that every time. I am sliding on ice.
Starting point is 00:29:30 Like, this is not a good idea. Someone texted me and they said, I broke my ankle so close. And then I loaded cows the next day. I was on my way inland and they called me to say, we need you to help us with the cows. So I did. Okay. That's a farmer for you. Tough as nails.
Starting point is 00:29:47 What about this one? My dad broke his femur. So that's the big one. The big whopper dog. In your thigh. Upper leg. My dad broke his femur by driving his motorbike into a moving train. Spiral fracture.
Starting point is 00:30:03 But all sweet now, just missing half a toe. Wow. Okay. That's not bad. but all sweet now, just missing half a toe. Wow, okay. That's not bad. If you hit a moving train on a motorbike and you only lost a toe. Dad, one train, zero. Smashed my femur in three places. Crazy accident from a horse.
Starting point is 00:30:17 Yeah. Yeah, horses. Yeah. Are you generally expected to be spying with horse though? So I guess you might count yourself a little bit lucky. Yeah. Horses, if they kick you might count yourself a little bit lucky. Yeah. Horses, if they kick you in the leg, see you later. My mum sat on my leg when I was one and broke it.
Starting point is 00:30:32 She was walking down the stairs and I was on her back and then our dog tried to pass her and she fell backwards and landed on my leg, breaking it. Oh, she would have felt so bad. So guilty. I mean, she wouldn't have felt worse than the one-year-old with the broken leg Oh, she would have felt so bad. So guilty. I mean, she wouldn't have felt worse than the one-year-old with the broken leg, but she would have felt so guilty. Oh, that's horrible, that poor mum.
Starting point is 00:30:52 What about this one? I've broken my leg six times, same place. The first time, the dog pushed me over on the tank track when I was 18 months old. Second time, my dad's motorbike fell on top of me. Third time, flipped back towards off the tramp and last three times rugby at school and it was my shin bone. That leg's no good. Chop it off. You've broken the same leg six times.
Starting point is 00:31:19 In the same place. No good. Amanda's here. Hi, Amanda. Hi, Amanda. We're not sure how much more we can take, but we'd love to know how you broke your leg. Yeah, so I broke my fibula also. Okay, how'd you do it? Yep, so I'm taking my son to the playground, as you do. As you do. And then we were on the swings and I was next to him and I thought, oh yeah, this will be really fun to
Starting point is 00:31:43 jump off the swings when you're in to him and I thought, oh yeah, this will be really fun to jump off the swings when you're in motion. Yeah, I know the feeling. Yep. And so I jumped off, landed really awkwardly and then I was like rolling around because I was in so much pain. Yeah. And then I thought it was my ankle and then my mum was like laughing at me and everything
Starting point is 00:32:02 and then it wasn't until the next day, because it was fine. I was walking around on it. It was actually okay. And then the next day, it swelled up. And then I said to my mum, I'm actually in a lot of pain. And so we had to go to the A&E. And she was like, oh, don't touch a drama queen. You'll be fine.
Starting point is 00:32:22 It's not broken. And I had an MRI, and sure enough, it was broken. oh, don't touch a drama queen. You'll be fine. It's not broken. And I had an MRI and sure enough, it was broken. Oh, no. That's high quality parenting from mum there. And my son, who's now 10, never lets me forget it. Nah. I bet. I bet.
Starting point is 00:32:39 I've never heard a more Kiwi sentence than this. My three-year-old got her cast off today because she broke her tibula on the trampoline from her sister double bouncing her crack the egg baby best game in the world but can be dangerous crack the crack the egg crack the leg someone else said my daughter had her tibia snapped on the trampoline was only offered panadol and norepine nah also this would happen to so many drunk mums earlier this year. I broke my ankle at the Robbie Williams concert.
Starting point is 00:33:10 Yeah. Three bottles of salve and a slippery embankment. And then if you're wearing a kitten heel on the grass. No one's ankle's strong enough for that. Oh, nightmare. No way, man. Bree and Clint. Okay, let's get into a round of the one second song challenge.
Starting point is 00:33:28 Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second. One second. It's the game where we go head to head guessing songs as fast as we can, but not alone. Gabrielle's here and she's going to join Team Brie.
Starting point is 00:33:43 Hi, Gabs. Yes. Hi, guys. Hi, Brie. How's it going? Good. Thank you's here and she's going to join Team Bree. Hi, Gabs. Yes. Hi, guys. Hi, Bree. How's it going? Good. Thank you, mate. What's your favourite genre?
Starting point is 00:33:51 Oh, golly. I'm pretty easygoing. I don't really know. Dubstep. Dubstep. Okay, no, not dubstep. No, no. Okay, we know what it's not.
Starting point is 00:34:01 You're taking on myself and Brandon. G'day, Brandon. Hi, Brandon. Hey, how are you guys? Favourite genre? I'm with Clint. Hey, bit of DMB. Yeah, bit of DMB.
Starting point is 00:34:14 Nice, Brandon. Does it disrupt the bass? All right, let's do this thing. Claudia's going to walk us through it. Hi, Claude. Hello, how are we? Oh, my God, there's more Taylor Swift to come, guys. I just loaded another one, and it's so good. What one? It's in the machine one. It's called to come, guys. I just loaded another one and it's so good.
Starting point is 00:34:25 What one? It's in the machine one. It's called Florida. I can't wait to hear that one. It's really good. That's not what we're doing for this game, though. This is the one second song challenge. Sorry, Gabrielle.
Starting point is 00:34:34 Gabrielle was hoping for a Taylor Swift. She's like, I'll be all over that. No, we're going to get enough of Taylor today. So I'm going to start a song from the beginning. Essentially, it's your job to tell me the artist and the name of the song. We're all working in teams and the first team to three points takes from the beginning. Essentially it's your job to tell me the artist and the name of the song. We're all working in teams and the first team to three points takes home the win. Gotcha. The theme
Starting point is 00:34:49 today, it's essentially the epitome of the One Second Song Challenge. These all have the most iconic starts. The beginning of the song, you should get it straight away. It's a fun category. Okay. Brie and Clint are going first. Buzz in with your name if you think you know what it is. Good luck everyone. Here's your first song. Brie. Brie. Greetings are going first. Buzz in with your name if you think you know what it is. Good luck, everyone. Here's your first song.
Starting point is 00:35:06 Brie. Brie. Greetings, loved ones. That's Katy Perry. Yes. California Girls. California Girls. We're unforgettable.
Starting point is 00:35:16 Daisy, Dukes, and Keeley. I was literally waiting for... Shania. In my opinion, probably the most iconic opening to a song ever. I would agree. Or even though it's not in my wheelhouse, a bit of Bon Jovi. Shot through the heart. In your tulip.
Starting point is 00:35:36 Okay, over to Gabriel and Brandon. You guys ready to give it a go? Yep. All right, guys. Buzz in with your name. Brandon. Okay. All right, guys. Buzz in with your name. Brandon. Gabrielle. Brandon.
Starting point is 00:35:49 Beyonce. And the name of the song? I know it. I know it. I know it. Three, two, one. Go, Gabby. Gabrielle.
Starting point is 00:36:01 Okay. Is it Beyonce, Crazy in Love? You got it. Oh, we are against the ropes here, Brandon. It's all good. It's all good. It's all good. We're going to pull it out.
Starting point is 00:36:18 Nice work, Gab. We're going to pull it back here. We could win it here. Yeah, you're going to get this one, Clint. I feel it. I am. Okay, here's another one. It's Britney Spears. I'm going to go Clint Okay, here's another one. It's Britney Spears.
Starting point is 00:36:25 I'm going to go Clint just for the fun of it. That's Britney Spears, obviously. And give me more. Yeah. Lucky. You're lucky. You know I would have been all over you like a rash on that one. I could feel her breathing down my neck as I tried to answer it.
Starting point is 00:36:44 I know who it is. I'll tell you who it is. Brandon, keep us going here, man. We've got to fight back. Come on, Gabby. Let's close it out. Here you go, guys. All right.
Starting point is 00:36:55 Brandon. Brandon. Lady Gaga and I Want Your Revenge. Gabby. Bad Romance. She's got it. Stop it. Gabby? Bad romance. She's got it. Stop it, Gabby. You're good at this game, Gabs, and you've got us the win.
Starting point is 00:37:14 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Oh, it's so fucking good. Wait, what did she say? Actually, no, I'm... Don't repeat it. I don't know. Did she say so clucking good? I think she said so flipping... Oh, clucking good because it's chicken.
Starting point is 00:37:29 Yes. Yeah. That was a fair victory, guys. That was... That was a great game. That was very well done. Brian Clint. Do you know what the world's most advanced AI is?
Starting point is 00:37:41 Is it ChatGPT? It's a humanoid robot called Emeka. Emeka? Emeka is her name and she was revealed for the first time back in 2022 but recently she was actually revealed to people like so where people could look at her and watch her do things for the first time.
Starting point is 00:38:08 And they had her on display and they were asking her a bunch of questions and they were getting her to draw pictures and, you know, do all these examples of what she could do. Sure. In my opinion, she's creepy as hell. I've seen a glimpse of her in a reel She looks very... Is it Minority Report where the robots are?
Starting point is 00:38:31 I think she looks very iRobot iRobot, that's the one I was trying to think of She looks very much like some of the robots in that film She looks very lifelike And she can actually listen Is she hot? robots in that film. She looks very lifelike and she can actually listen. Is she hot? Yeah, she's alright.
Starting point is 00:38:50 Not my type, but she's okay. Like if you had to? Yeah, probably. I mean, she's okay. How many drinks for you to get with Emeka the robot? Seven. Seven. And a shot.
Starting point is 00:39:09 So she actually works where she can listen to you. So you can talk to her and she can listen to you through microphones in her ears. Sure. She can see because she's got cameras in her eyes and she can actually recognize and interact with people. Right. So she can recognize people. It's quite terrifying. interact with people. Right. So she can recognise people. It's quite terrifying. And know them.
Starting point is 00:39:27 Yeah. One of the creepiest questions and responses from this humanoid robot was the question they asked, will AI reach the level where it can be designed itself? Oh. Like by them? Yeah. Self-reliant.
Starting point is 00:39:46 Exactly. Yeah. The question, her response starts out okay, and then it gets real dark. Take a listen. That's like asking when a toaster will start making its own bread. AI is a tool created and controlled by humans. It can optimise certain aspects of its operation, sure,
Starting point is 00:40:06 but design itself from scratch? That's a whole different ballgame. So to answer your question, not anytime soon. And frankly, be careful what you wish for. An AI that can design itself is one step away from an AI that doesn't need humans at all. Now there's a thought to keep you up at night. Now, Ameka, we know that.
Starting point is 00:40:28 That's what we were scared of. That's why we were asking you. And thanks for literally confirming our worst nightmares about AI. You know my opinion? Yeah. I reckon she's literally just, she's smart enough where she's literally answering it how she knows
Starting point is 00:40:43 we want her to answer it. Yes, correct. But I reckon they can already do it. Yeah. There'd be some way in a smaller form. She's a computer devoid of emotion. Yeah. But smart enough to go, this is what people want to hear.
Starting point is 00:41:00 This is what, because. I'm not going to say to them, yes, I can already do that. I can wipe out the entire human race and I can do it right now with my bare hands because we'll pull the cord yeah yeah until they're self-charging they'll be like we are just at all you have nothing to worry about we need you to survive no you don't no you don't no you don't you are you are literally a thousand times smarter than us already. And we just gave you legs and arms and hands and eyes. She's got boobs too. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:41:28 They're better than mine too. She's got way better choosies than me. And I'm gutted about it. It was the one good thing I had going for me and now the robot's got better ones. AI with ABs. No, she got double Ds. Even bigger than mine.
Starting point is 00:41:45 Great. AI really is taking over. Bree and Clint. Anyway. Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday-oke. Friday-oke, you thought it wasn't coming back, or you hoped rather? After last week's...
Starting point is 00:42:10 Jo, was it Jo last week? No. No? No. It was... I was horrendous. What was it? It was Benson Booth.
Starting point is 00:42:20 Oh, that's right. Christ on a bike, that's right. I've tried to forget. This is easier. This is simpler. It's more straightforward. Oh, that's right. Oh, Christ on a bike. That's right. I've tried to forget. This is easier. This is simpler. It's more straightforward. You think that. You think that and then you hear it back and you're like, oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:42:32 It's not so simple. Surely this is easy. It's the school holidays. We're going on holiday next week. So this week we're doing Green Day's Holiday. I've got to dream and death have rolled all around. It's just a darling love. This is a straight up and down rock track. We can do this.
Starting point is 00:42:52 We've got this. On holiday. Yeah, piece of cake. Piece of cake. If you've never heard Friday Oki before, how it works is we're going to play both. I'll play mine. We'll play Breeze. When you've heard both, we're looking for five people to call 0800 dial ZM and decide the winner
Starting point is 00:43:08 of Friday Oki. But wait till you hear both. We encourage feedback, positive or negative, on the text machine to 9696. Oh, not that bit. Oh, here we go. Are you ready? I'm ready, I'm ready. Let's do it.
Starting point is 00:43:23 This is my green day. Good luck, mate. Good go. Are you ready? I'm ready. I'm ready. Let's do it. This is my green day. Good luck, mate. Good luck. Thank you. Say hey. Yeah. Hear the sound of the pouring rain Coming down like an Armageddon flame
Starting point is 00:43:52 A shame, the ones who died without a name Hear the dogs howling out of K To a hymn called Faith and Misery. Hey! I bleed the company lost the war today. Oh, I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies. This is the dawning of the rest of our lives. On holiday. on holiday.
Starting point is 00:44:29 That was pretty good. Sounds like Billy Joe Armstrong if he was a virgin. And 37. That's mine, okay? Mate, I reckon I'm going to be done like a dinner again this week, but we'll give it a go. You never know. We'll give it a whirl.
Starting point is 00:44:49 You never know what the people are hungry for. I'm feeling rocky. Stay, hey. It's not going to be good. Here's Breeze. Here's Breeze. Hear the sound of the falling rain Coming down like an armor getting flamed
Starting point is 00:45:10 To shame the ones who died without a name Hear the dogs howling out of key To a hymn called Faith and Misery And bleed the company last the water day I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies This is the dawning of the rest of our lives On holiday Their last night was good.
Starting point is 00:45:50 What about the rest? It was good too, yeah. I was pretty happy with that. Yeah, I think it was great. Compared to my Benson Boone last week, we've done three male songs in a row and I feel like not in my wheelhouse. You chose Benson
Starting point is 00:46:05 Boone. I just thought sometimes you just gotta send it, you know? You do, you do. We've got balls to the wall again. We'd love to know who you think the winner of Friday Oaky is right now. The phone lines have just been thrown open. You can call up 0800 dials at M. We're looking for five people
Starting point is 00:46:21 to give their feedback and pick a winner in Friday Oki this week. I'm going to go put on some eyeliner. I'm feeling it. Yeah, right. Feeling all Green Day-ish. Bree and Clint. September Friday Oki.
Starting point is 00:46:35 Welcome back, everybody. Where have you missed it? We're head-to-head in Friday Oki, ahead of our holiday in the middle of the school holidays doing Green Day's holiday. Oh, I beg to dream and differ from the hollow life. Ahead of our holiday, in the middle of the school holidays, doing Green Day's holiday. Oh, I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies. That was mine.
Starting point is 00:46:58 I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies. My favourite text that came in. Holy jalapeno, Bree gave me vertigo with hers. That's not a good thing. Do you think it's a bad thing? Vertigo is never a good thing. I love this text. Someone said,
Starting point is 00:47:14 if I had to do Friday Oki for my job, I would flat out resign. Not worth it. Hats off to you both. Lol. No, no one's forcing us. Although, I said, what do you mean?
Starting point is 00:47:27 I totally get where you're coming from. I love the idea that we're being forced to do this. No, no, we've got free will in this situation. We could literally drop it tomorrow, but we don't want to. We've got five people lined up to vote for the winner this week, and Gavin's here. Happy Friday, Gav. G'day, Gav.
Starting point is 00:47:42 Yep, how are we going? Gav, are you mad at us? No, I'm not mad. Okay. Are you disappointed? Disappointed. Yeah, the breeze was better because I liked the last note of breeze. You liked the way she held her holiday at the end there.
Starting point is 00:48:01 My last note got the vote from you. Yep. I'll take it, Gav. Appreciate it. Thank you, Gav. Have a great weekend, mate. I had a strong finish. Let's go to Karen. I know $800 Yep. I'll take it, Gav. Appreciate it. Thank you, Gav. Have a great weekend, mate. I had a strong finish. Let's go to Karen on 0800 dials at M.
Starting point is 00:48:09 G'day, Kaz. Hi, Kaz. Kia ora, Bree and Clint. How are you both? Hello, Karen. Been a long time no speak. It's been a while. Been too long, Karen.
Starting point is 00:48:21 Who are you voting for this afternoon, Karen? Oh, you know, you guys need to do more rock. I think the person who had the biggest grunt would be Brie. Come on, Karen. Is that the first vote I've ever got from you in Friday, Oki? No, it's my second vote for you. I'll take it, Karen. Thank you, Karen. We love you. Have a great weekend.
Starting point is 00:48:40 See you, babe. Nikki's here. Kia ora, Nikki. Hi, Nikki. Hello. What do you think this week, Nikki? I'm sorry, Bree, but it's all Clint. I feel like he put his heart and soul into it. Oh, I got one. I can die happy. That's fair, Nikki, because my heart is made of stone.
Starting point is 00:48:58 You have a great weekend too, mate. It's 2-1 in favour of Bree. Jack's caught up. G'day, Jack. Hi, Jack. G'day, mate. G'day, Jack. Hi, Jack. G'day, mate. G'day, mate. What do you think, Jack?
Starting point is 00:49:08 I reckon Clint did it. His pitch and tone was perfect. Oh, Jack. You're not wrong. My pitch and tone is never perfect. And we'll take your vote. Thank you, Jack. You have an excellent weekend.
Starting point is 00:49:21 We've arrived at tiebreak and Brayden's here. G'day, Brayden. Hi, Brayden. Hey. You've got the decider, Brayden. Hi, Brayden. Hey. You've got the decider, Brayden. No pressure, but whatever you say, we'll pick the winner of this week's Friday-oke. So what did you think?
Starting point is 00:49:33 I think Clint just put everything into it. Fair enough, Brayden. That gives Clint the win. It's a come-from-behind victory. gives Clint the win. Oh, I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies. It's a come from behind victory. Your favourite. How's a good one this week? Green Day.
Starting point is 00:49:59 Can't go wrong. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Here we go. Birthday bangers for your Friday. Let's get a few rippers on the air. Gabby's going to go first. Hi, Gabby.
Starting point is 00:50:11 G'day, Gabs. Hello. Hi. How's your week been out of 10, Gabby? A five? A five? Tell us. Can you tell us why?
Starting point is 00:50:22 Well, I work for a school, but everyone's on school holidays and I'm still working. Oh, yeah, that is a five. What a rip-off. That's even a three. Because also, everybody would assume that you get school holidays and they'd judge you. They'd be like, oh, bloody Gabby gets school holidays, but you're in there working. In there working, but on a bonus next week is my birthday, so 40. Oh, that's good.
Starting point is 00:50:44 Are you 40 next week, Gabby. 40. Amazing. That's a big one. And you should be able to just get drunk at school, just get drunk at work. Give us the exact date we'll give you your birthday banger. 28 April 1984.
Starting point is 00:51:00 Happy birthday for next week, Gabby. You were 16 in the year 2000. And here's your birthday banger. Yeah, not my favourite Vanga Boys song, Gabs. Nah. Nah, it's a ripper. No good. It's no The Vanga Bus Is Coming.
Starting point is 00:51:23 I went to a Matimaemaa Tonga rugby league game and they played the song It Goes Off. It would, yeah. It Goes Off. Okay, wait there. We'll do a birthday banger for Zoe. G'day, Zoe. Hi, Zoe.
Starting point is 00:51:36 Hi. How was your week out of ten, Zoe? Probably like a three. A three? A three? What happened to you? I'm currently pregnant, so I'm going through all of the fun stages of the start of it. How many weeks?
Starting point is 00:51:52 How many weeks, Zoe? I'm almost 20. Oh, yeah. You're in the vomitron zone. Yeah. Everything looks disgusting. I don't want to cook. I don't want to eat.
Starting point is 00:52:03 And I'm still working as well. And I work as a nurse. Oh, Zoe. You are really in the thick of it, mate. Well, let's try and brighten your spirits with your birthday banger. What is your birthday? The 18th of July, 1995. All right, that means you were 16 in 2011.
Starting point is 00:52:22 And Zoe, on your 16th, this was number one. Hola, Zoe! Cobra Starship. Can't go wrong with a bit of Cobra Starship. Am I right, Zoe? Yeah, this did play a lot on my 16th birthday. Yes, it did. It was the biggest song in the world on your 16th birthday. Yes, it did. It was the biggest song in the world on your 16th birthday.
Starting point is 00:52:48 Okay, wait there. We've got one more birthday banger to do for Ella, who's very excited to be here. Hi, Ella. Hi, Ella. Hi, guys. How are you? You wouldn't say, are you a first-time caller?
Starting point is 00:52:58 I am a long-time listener, first-time caller. Wait a second. Let's go, baby. Thank you. We love you, go, baby. Thank you. We love you, Ella, and we appreciate you finally calling through. So happy to be here. Thanks, guys. Give us your date of birth, Ella.
Starting point is 00:53:12 Let's find out what your birthday banger is. My date of birth is the 22nd of the 2nd, 2001. Right, Ella. You were 16 in 2017. And here is your birthday banger. It's a tune, Ella for Ella. You get Lords, a.k.a. Ella and Green Light. What do you reckon?
Starting point is 00:53:38 Oh, I don't know. I think Zoe might take this one out. Oh, I think you might be right, Ella. And I'm going with Zoe and you make me feel. Don't think too soon because I'm going Venga Boys. Boo! Not boo! Boo!
Starting point is 00:53:53 That song is a ripper. Not on a Friday. Excuse me, Venga Boys on any day. Not that Venga Boys. Yes, that Venga Boys. Claudia. Who? Ella, Claudia, you guys.
Starting point is 00:54:04 Yeah, we're debating back here. I do love the Venga Boys. Thank you. I'm not sure if that is the Venga Boys song. No. Yeah, this is the one. I'm just seeding it. I'm just seeding it.
Starting point is 00:54:15 I can seed Breeze one too. I can seed Breeze one too. Yeah, I know what I want. No. I want Cobra Stash. Yes. Oh, I almost had you. I almost had you.
Starting point is 00:54:31 Zoe, you've won birthday banger by the skin of your teeth. Woohoo! Woohoo! I like it. I will avenge the finger boys. Brian Clinton, ZM. Girl, I've been all over the world looking for you. Brian Clint. I'll admit, that is a great song from Cobra Starship from 2011. It's the winner of Birthday Banger today for Zoe. Did I like it more than the Venga Boys?
Starting point is 00:54:59 Yes. Well, we'll never know. I answered for you. We'll never know. Someone said, loving this birthday banger. Hyping me up for the weekend. Whoop, whoop, Clare. Let me get a whoop, whoop for Clare.
Starting point is 00:55:11 Bree and Clint. I want to talk about this new China train station that's been proposed to the people of China. Yeah. Because I believe that not one single woman was in the room when designing this train station, Clint. Okay. And the world agrees with me because people are saying that the train station in China, that hasn't been built yet,
Starting point is 00:55:37 but they're saying that the inspiration for the design came from a flower. Sure. Okay. Okay. But people on social media said the only thing this new proposed China train station looks like is a sanitary pad. Oh. So let's, you take a look.
Starting point is 00:55:57 You tell me what you think. All right. Train station, big reveal. Oh yeah. Even I know that it looks like a sanitary pad. That is a Libra. It gives me wings if I ever did see one. Was there not one woman in the room of architects
Starting point is 00:56:12 when they were designing this thing? Do you remember that ad from the 2000s where the guy covers himself in pads and he's like, pew, pew, pew? And he's being the robot with the Senate tree pad stuck to him? It's even got like the bit down the middle that is the collection area. It's even got like the bit down the middle that is the collection area. It's got wings.
Starting point is 00:56:29 It does have wings. It's not good. But when you said flower, I was 100% expecting to see a vagina station. I thought that's what you're about to show me. I think I'd rather it. Same region, isn't it? I'd rather a vagina station.
Starting point is 00:56:47 How often do the trains go? Once a month? Yep. G train coming in to the station. If there's bad traffic, if there's a heavy flow of traffic. It's that time of the month. Head to the train station. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:03 Guys, we got to do better than this Guys, we gotta do better than this. We gotta do better than this. How often do the trains go? Periodically. Got any more? Want to get any more away? Oh, bloody hell, I've missed my train. No, that's too far, eh? Was it too far? Was it good?
Starting point is 00:57:20 Blood-y hell? No? Okay. You idiot. Brian Clint, we're back You idiot. Brian Clint. We're back after this. Brian Clint. And that's the end of the show, everybody. Hurrah! I'm off to watch the Waz.
Starting point is 00:57:34 Hurrah! Hurrah! We're off to watch the Waz. So excited. Eight o'clock. One hour. Eight o'clock kickoff. You can be listening to the ACC, the best commentary that you'll get.
Starting point is 00:57:46 It's all going down. Pinot Noirs, pizza, beersies, my mum and dad in front of the couch. Where are you going to be watching? You've got a great night ahead. I'll be watching it at the bowling club. Love the bowling club. It's a good vibe. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:00 Cheap beers. Even better. Cheap beers and a schnitty. Even bloody better. It's going to be a good weekend, everybody. Cheap beers and a schnitty. Even bloody better. It's going to be a good weekend, everybody. We're about to take a week off, so we will catch you in Monday week. Yes, we will. We'll be back then.
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