ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 19th August 2021

Episode Date: August 19, 2021

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The ZM Podcast Network. Hello everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint Podcast. I've never been nervous about a podcast intro before, but looking at the slushy jug of whatever Brie has created, I'm a bit nervous. If you guys forget listening, or if you didn't hear yesterday, we came up with a plan that every one of us would create our own milk flavour. And it's go time baby. Oh yeah, so I've just

spent ages, about two minutes out in the kitchen creating this. Just going to pour myself a little bit of a cup. We've decided to go day by day so today's milk is breeze. Oh no, I'm not nervous anymore. You're doing cookies and cream. Or am I? I can see cookie bits at the bottom Is it cookie? Have Ben and Anastasia got one? Sorry you guys aren't on

They've got one Have you got one? I haven't smelled it yet but I thought that too The colour is not appealing I can see all the chunky bits at the bottom Oh can you? Yeah

The problem is that's the good shit It's all sunk to the bottom of this So we've just got the milk So Oh, can you? Yeah. The problem is that's the good shit. It's all sunk to the bottom of us so we've just got the milk. So it's the milk flavour. Yeah, alright. Well, don't try it now. It's not a milkshake. Yeah.

I didn't try it. I was just... Not a milkshake, a milk flavour. Yeah, get out of here, Khalees. Okay, over to the chef to describe her creation. Or are we guessing?

I feel like I want you to guess. I want you to taste it and then see if you can it Should we smell first? Yeah Someone give that dog some milk Listen to my stupid nose I've got 50% of one nostril Can anyone guess it from that?

I know what it is Do you? That's a mint slice biscuit. I thought mint. I don't know what the biscuit part is. So the chocolate is mint chocolate. Yeah, that's good. Should we have a taste?

That's giving me a great idea of a sofa tomorrow. It's a mint slice. It's a mint slice. It's actually two different biscuits. Oh, well, we're never going to get that. Oh, well, it's pretty much mint slice. It was these, which are a mint chocolate well It's pretty much mint slice It was These Which are a mint

No it's mint slice Yeah Oh yeah Mint biscuit Yeah but not Not in the traditional sense No which are just chocolate It's just mint chocolate

With a mint flavour Yeah But there's also mint slice in there And mint slice Yeah Oh that's great To give it more minty flavour Mint chocolate milk

Ben and I got the stuff on the tops I feel like I nailed it Mint chocolate milk Yum The chunky bits are good yeah that's good yeah um this is a this is a five star drink there's no problem with this that's nice i do know what i'm making by the way all right mine's a bit more experimental than this who wants to do tomorrow but yours was never this is never going to be bad. But is it common? No. I wouldn't say that's common.

No, no, no. And what I said wasn't a criticism. No, no, no. It wasn't risky. I'm finishing the glass. Is there anything bad in here? Is this like a prank? No, it's delicious. You're like, psych, it's got a dog shit in it. You'll find out later.

Tune in tomorrow to find out later. Yeah. Tune in tomorrow to find out. No. So, Clint, are you going to bring yours in tomorrow, pre-made, or are you going to... No, I'll do the same thing. I'll make it fresh. Nice.

Otherwise, there's a risk of it separating. I'll check a video of how it's made on the Facebook group. Oh, yeah, we're videoing them all. Mine's going to go one of two ways. We want people also, hey, wouldn't it be fun if people who listen to the podcast suggest or make their own, video it and send it into the podcast group? Badger milk.

Yeah, badger milk. So they drink on Dodgeball. Remember a few weeks ago they sent us goat milk? I drank all the goat milk. Oh, I forgot about it and left it in the back of my car for two weeks. Did you know that goat milk

is $8 a bottle? Really? For that one litre bottle, $8. So what's the... I don't know the appeal because I... Yeah, what's the appeal

of it then? Oh, no, no, I do know. I had to ask Lucy because she wouldn't drink it. She's like, tastes goaty. But I think that was psychological.

You know how goats stink Yeah She was like It's got a goat pong to it I said it literally doesn't But if you're thinking goat While you're drinking it That's what you as well

Yeah It's easier for your body to digest Right Right There has to be something If they're charging $8 a bottle Yeah A lot of people who are lactose intolerant

Can do goat milk Right That's why Yeah a lot of people Like I can eat heaps of goat cheese and it actually is fine with me. Isn't it weird how everybody who has a food allergy is also rich so they can afford all these alternatives?

Hey, people who are gluten-free are so rich because they can afford all these gluten-free options. Weird how they always market it to the rich people. Yeah, so weird, eh? They put the big price mark on it. Bizarre What do you guys think out of 10 We each need to give it a mark out of 10

I can't fault it Just fine Yeah it's really good But it's the benchmark so you can't give a 10 off the map Or do we wait until we've tasted them all I'd like to do that I think it has to be a ranking Not a points thing.

A ranking. So we just go first, second, third, fourth. Yeah, I reckon we do that. Which means your first one gets four points, your second one gets three points, your third one gets two points and your last place gets one point and then we'll total the points. Oh yeah. Now we're taking this seriously.

Alright. Get ready tomorrow When I bring in a glass of Lucy's breast milk Can't wait Maggie likes it I would know I'm not allowed any Do you have a taste of it? Not this time around

Last time you tasted it I was going to say you have to taste it at least once Not from the tap though Still holding up for that one Oh that's off That is off I was going to say, you have to taste it at least once. Not from the tap, though. Still holding up for that one. Oh, that's off. That is off. It literally can't be off if it comes from the tap.

It's too fresh. Well, I'll see myself out. See you guys. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3pm. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio.

Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Hey, good everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint not working from home. But you are, so hi. How's your house? How's your heat pump going?

It's so interesting to see all the people in my area walking their dogs and having a great time. There's lots of really nice bits. Obviously, there's a lot of downsides, but there's actually lots of really nice bits about a lockdown as well. You get to see those little community things start happening again. You get to spend more time with your family or your flatmates, that there's seven of you living in one flat. Yeah.

It's all good stuff. What happens with them? Because usually in winter you go to work and there's a heater on at work so you get to stay warm unless you work outside. Is your boss going to pay for you to have your heat pump on during the day at home? Because some power bills will be going up, won't they? I feel like you can claim some of that back on tax, surely. Can you?

Hey, I've got no idea. Don't take advice from me, but it sounds like something you could do. Just wondering if Ross Boss is listening, if he is. I mean, I've been cranking the heaters, so. No, but you still come to work. Yeah, but I'm here a little bit less. So there's like an extra hour of heat pump, which

I think you'd be pushing it. Yeah, right. I think you would be. But you always try. I mean, good to know where the line is. You never know. Today on the show, we're going to pay more bills at 5 o'clock with free rides. So even if you are working from home, set yourself a little alarm.

If you're listening from about quarter to 5 this afternoon, you'll hear the activator to get through and get your bills paid with free ride. Actually, set it from 4.30 because we're playing for $1,000 and watch the plot today. Yeah, that's big money on the show today. And, I mean, there might not be as many people

listening at the moment, so it would be a real good chance to get through. For both those competitions. For both, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's for sure. Yeah, totally. People are definitely still listening, right? Is anyone listening? Could you please text us on 9696 to make sure there's at least one person listening?

Yeah, if we don't get one text, we're going home. That's a good deal. Yeah. We'll play Tradiverse Lady next, too. 50 bucks cash. Thanks to our mates at KFC. If you want 50 bucks and you want to play our tradie vs lady quiz

we need one tradie and one lady to call 0800 dial ZM right now 50 bucks up for grabs if you want it call us now here's Lil Nas X

on ZM Bree and Clint I called it bad just today Bree and Clint Bree and Clint tradie vs lady there's a small dog in the studio so you might hear some barking during tradie vs lady Bree and Clint's Tradies vs. Ladies.

There's a small dog in the studio, so you might hear some barking during Tradies vs. Ladies. You relax, Whitney. The Tradies vs. the Ladies. Yeah, I know, Whitney. It's a big game today. The Ladies sitting on 65 and the Tradies, no, sorry, the Ladies sitting on 67 and the Tradies on 65.

Let's meet our lady first. She's from Parmy. She's 30 and she's a big Harry Potter fan. Welcome to the show, Jessica. Hey, Jess. Hello. Hello. What's your favourite Harry Potter movie?

Probably all of them. Right. I haven't seen, I've seen the first one. Now, with that answer, you're either a really big Harry Potter fan or you're lying to us and you've never seen Harry Potter. So it's one or the other. Stop it, Alderson. Yeah, you've never seen any of them, did you say? Yeah.

Okay, you're taking on our tradie today. He's 29 years old. He is from Christchurch and he's expecting a baby very soon. Welcome to the show, Ethan. Congrats, Ethan. Lockdown baby. Yeah, well, not due till December. Yeah, we just found out the gender on Sunday.

What are we having? A boy. That's pretty cool. Oh, nice. Did you do a gender reveal burnout? No, not a burnout. Just one of those balloons. One of the balloons.

Yep. Nice. Could have done a burnout, though. Maybe next baby. Would have been quite expensive to do that, but maybe next time. You got a. Could have done a burnout though. Maybe next baby. Would have been quite expensive to do that, but maybe next time. You got a point.

You got a point. Jessica, your buzzer is Hufflepuff. And Ethan, your buzzer is baby today in Tradiverse Lady just to make it extra confusing. First to three answers correct

wins 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC. Good luck, everybody. But what if she's a Slytherin? Today, she's a Hufflepuff. Okay. Question number one. Here we go.

How many COVID cases do we currently have in New Zealand? Baby. Yes. Hufflepuff. Ethan. 21. 21 is correct. Nice work.

One to the tradies. Question number two. During lockdown, people are jumping on their gaming consoles more than ever. What type of animal is Yoshi from Mario Brothers? Baby. Yes, Ethan. Crocodile? Oh, no.

It's not a crocodile. Is it not a crocodile? It's not a crocodile. Okay, free guess, Jessica. Monkey? A what? Monkey. Monkey?

No. Ethan was a lot closer. It's a dinosaur. Damn. I always thought Ethan was a lot closer. It's a dinosaur. Ah. Yeah. I always thought it was a turtle. Sorry, Ethan. No, I can't give you that one.

People do say crocodiles are dinosaurs, but we're judging not to give you that one. Question number three. You're still one point on the board. Sky City in Auckland is a location a COVID-19 infected person visited between 1 a.mam and 3am. What were they likely to be doing at Sky City at the time? Yes, Ethan. Casino.

Gambling. That is correct, probably. That's what a lot of people do at Sky City. What buzzer did you use just then, Jessica? I accidentally said casino. Casino. Hey, I like that. You just got to throw things out there.

2-0 to the tradies. Here we go. Question number four. Lizzo's new track, Rumours, is blowing up the charts at the moment. Name another Lizzo song. Even my mind's gone blank. No one? I got one. I got one.

I got one. Can I buzz in? Yeah, you can buzz in. Clint, good as hell. Yep, good as hell. We would have accepted Truth Hurts, Juice, Boys, any of those. Tempo, there's quite a few. Question, still two to the tradies.

You could win it here, Ethan. Question number five. Tell me who sings this song. You gotta take it easy. I think it was Ethan. Ethan? Yes, for the win. Stan song. You gotta take it easy. Oh. I think it was Ethan. Ethan? Yes, for the win.

Stan Walker. You got it. Sorry, Jessica, not today. Ethan, 50 bucks into the baby fund. Go and buy yourself one and a half bags of nappies. Nice work, Ethan. Sounds good. Cheers, guys.

You're very welcome. Have a good day, mate. See you later. Bree and Clint. Time good. Cheers, guys. You're very welcome. Good day, mate. See you later. Bree and Clint. Time for a round of quarantine. Cluedo, our lockdown lovers. You're our suspects today. We're going to try and guess what room of the house you are currently locked down in.

And a bonus room today on offer, the car, while you wait for a COVID-19 test because we're hearing reports of queues of four hours plus. Yes, long time. So you need some entertainment too. Let's get our first contestant on, Mandy. Hello, Mandy. Hello, Mandy. Or should we call you Mrs. Mandy Moore sent you? Whatever you'd like to call me, I'll answer anything.

Okay, good. Mandy, I've got a question for you. Yeah. The room you're in currently, is it warm? Yes. Okay. Cars can be warm.

Cars can be warm. Haven't been in many warm laundries. Mandy, what do you think is the most common noise you would hear in the room that you're in? I'd like you to make the noise, please.

You. You? As in you guys. Oh, us. We are the noise. It could be a radio at home, though. Car. It's car. Yeah, us. We are the noise. It could be a radio at home, though. Car. It's car. Yeah, car.

Locking car. Car. That was a great question. Mandy's in the car. I am in the car. Yes! I am not getting a COVID test. Oh, did you just go out to the car for this game?

I just finished work in ED. Oh, did you? How long was your shift, Mandy? Just eight hours. Just eight hours. Just eight hours. Absolutely. Just a full day.

We appreciate you, Mandy. Okay, thanks, Mandy. That's our first point this lockdown. Let's go to Cody. Hi, Cody. Hi, Cody. How are you? Welcome to Quarantine Cluedo.

Sounds very quiet. Or should we say Cody Cockenspiel? Oh, sorry, I didn't do a name for Cody. Yeah, and I choked on it, to be honest. Sorry, sorry. Cody, Cody, Cody, we get to ask you one question to figure out what room you're in. We can ask any question we want, except what room are you in? And today I would like to ask you, Cody,

have you ever made love in the room that you're in currently? No, no, I haven't. Cody, is it carpet or floorboards or tiles? Carpet. Could be a car. Cars do have carpet. Is a carpet in a car?

Does Cody sound like a kind of man who would's a carpet in a car. Does Cody sound like the kind of man who would have made love in his car by now though? Oh, you never know, do you? You never know, eh?

It's hard to tell. I think he's in his car as well. Do you reckon double car? I reckon double car. Alright, Cody, are you in your car

right now? No, no, I'm painting in the hallway. No! Yeah, who's done it in the hallway, eh? Nah.

Yeah. Yeah. Horrible place. Alright, Cody, you beat us. Let's do one more Quarantine in the hallway. No! Yeah, who's done it in the hallway, eh? Nah. Yeah. Yeah. Horrible place. All right, Cody, you beat us. Let's do one more quarantine cludo with Gina. Hello, Gina. Hello, Gina. Hey, guys.

How's it going? Or should we call you Professor Gina Longbottom? Oh, Gina's got a bit of a raspy laugh to her, which suggests to me she might have a little bit of a cold at the moment, which suggests to me she could be getting a COVID test. Has she given us a clue before we've even asked her the questions? Or she's just got a hot, raspy voice. Gina, I'm going to ask you,

how long have you been in the room you're currently in? 50 minutes. 50 minutes. 50 minutes. Mm-hmm. Gina, how many lights are on the ceiling of the room that you're in? Three. It's a car. It's a car.

You've got two at the front and then one in the middle. And where else do you have a clock right in front of you and you time how long you've been in that room? Gina's in the car. You're in the car. Yes, I'm in the car. Yay! Why 50 minutes? Are you going to get a COVID test? Were we right? Yes, I am getting a COVID test.

Oh, which COVID testing station are you at? Palmerston North. I wonder if anyone else in Palmerston North in the COVID testing line is listening to this right now. We can figure it out. Oh, right. I wonder if anyone else in Palmerston North in the COVID testing line is listening to this right now. We can figure it out. Gina, are you able to hang your phone out the window for us?

I can. Anybody who's in the Palmerston North COVID-19 testing queue, toot your horn in three, two, one. Oh, this is sad. And the answer is no one. It's quiet. It's quiet. That was upsetting.

Thank you for being our sole listener in Palmerston North, Gina. We appreciate you. I mean, it was always a risk. It was always a risk, wasn't it? Some of those risks I'm willing to take. That one did not pay dividend. Hey, maybe tomorrow we can try again. Bree and Clint.

Time to go to LA for the latest with Dean McCarthy. From iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Lots of COVID-19 symptoms

we know about like loss of taste, loss of smell. But Drake has come out, Dean, and says he's experiencing a different kind of side effect. I had not heard this side effect until Drake announced it. Singer Drake, the, you know, superstar, has confessed that COVID-19 made his hair fall out.

Now, how did we know about this? When, you know, why would he reveal that? Well, he was on social media and a, I guess you'd call it a troll, commented on his new hairstyle where he's kind of like etched a love heart into the front of his fade. Pretty cool. He could pull it off.

Anyway, a fan commented, ah, gee, that hair looks really stressed out. And Drake responded, I had COVID. That beep grew in weird. I had to start it all over again. It's coming back. Don't worry. So he lost hair.

He had weird patchy hair issues due to COVID-19. I hadn't heard of that. First time I'd ever heard of it. Well, I know for a fact if you get real sick or if you really run down, as a female personally, we lose our hair. Like the hormones and stuff. Oh, yeah, it happens. Starts shitting out.

Yeah, it's happened to me before. It's the same like when women get pregnant. Like their hormones and they're dealing with so much and they're pretty much growing another human. Oh, my wife's hair's all over the house. The hair comes out. I know as a man, though, if you are losing your hair for like biological reasons, you go into a deep state of denial.

You go, oh, I'm just going through a thin phase You know, oh I'm just My body's just changing my hairstyle Because how old's Drake now? 34 Oh is he? Yeah And is renowned for having such a strong hairline as well

Yeah he's got a very strong hairline I don't want to start any rumours Dean But I'd blame it If I was losing my hair I'd blame it on COVID for a while too Wouldn't you? Yeah good call. Yeah, why not?

These pimples, yeah, COVID. My skin doesn't look good, COVID. Where's my abs? Yeah, COVID took them. Yeah, COVID took those. Before COVID, I was ripped. Not lockdown, COVID. I haven't had COVID,

but I just, COVID took them. That's just what happened. That's the latest live in Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Thanks to Liquid Self-S-service laundromats, you can wash and dry duvets in under an hour for eight bucks. Brace yourself, people.

This couldn't have come at a worse time, but Love Island, I believe, is finishing up on Sunday. They really timed that poorly. Oh, bad timing. If there was ever enough time to watch a show that has way too many episodes, it's during lockdown. They should withhold the last episode just for a week.

What, and just keep people waiting? Well, so people who didn't get on the Love Island buzz earlier can get on now. That's a good idea. And binge, because there's probably enough Love Island banked up from this season to get you through the next six days of lockdown watching 24-7. You know how many episodes there are? Uh-uh. 50. Oh, yeah. That's two and a bit days of lockdown watching 24-7. You know how many episodes there are? Uh-uh. 50.

Oh, yeah. That's two and a bit days nonstop, no sleep. That is so many episodes. I think it's like 15 more episodes than any other season. Yeah, right. I think they've extended it. Anyway. Well, they've done all they can.

Yeah, well, they have. They've tried their best. But I was watching it last night and there's a situation. And you don't need to be watching Love Island to understand this, but there's a situation on the show at the moment where there's a situation and you don't need to be watching Love Island to understand this but there's a situation on the show at the moment where there's a girl and a guy and they've been talking and hanging out for probably like three days and the situation happened

where they all had to sit down, each of them and their couples and have a real kind of date and conversation. Anyway, this girl on the show called Priya, she says to some of the girls, I think I've got the ick. Oh, no. And I mean, we all know what that is. The ick, the thing that you get usually earlier in a relationship where you can't really put your finger on.

You can get it at any time. Really? You reckon you can get it like. Yeah, I've heard of married people getting the ick. No. Yeah, and they try and push through it and they can go for years going, oh, man, but it's just something... I've never heard of that. I don't understand the ick, but everyone knows what the ick is when you talk about it. Just that feeling where this person you're attracted to, you now just find them a bit gross, right?

All of a sudden you're just like, ugh. Anyway. Don't touch me. Let me play you the part and what set her off, she thinks, to get the ick with this guy. He's quite, like, boring. His energy is, like, below mine. It's quite, like, draining.

Like, it's sucking my, like, the fun out of me. I'm pretty sure he said something like, I don't know, something really, like, boring, like a no-brain. And I kind of want someone to be like, you know what, I'll try all different kinds of cheeses. Like the smellier the better, that kind of thing. Wait, wait. She got the ick because he said he liked brie cheese. And she needs someone who likes smelly cheese.

I need someone who wants to try all cheeses. Oh, no, that's not the ick. You're just, no, that's not the ick. You're just looking for a way out. No, I think she was trying to try and put her finger on it. She's trying to quantify her feelings. Yeah, I think it's because their energies just didn't quite connect and then she, like, said that stupid thing.

I mean, like, as if that's going to give you the ick. Liking Brie. Yeah, interesting. Anyway, do you want to hear, so that's what she thought and how she thought the date went. Yeah. Do you want to hear, so that's what she thought and how she thought the date went. Yeah. Do you want to hear what he said he thought the date went? Absolutely.

Okay, this is what he said. Obviously, you had your date. How did that go tonight? It was great. It was lovely. I could do it all the time. I'm very comfortable around her, which is lovely. Comfortable enough to order the most mildest cheese

I could find on the menu. Anyway. Meanwhile, she's plotting her exit. Which is horrible. But it's quite interesting because I read this article today and it was about some relationship experts and a neuroscientist talking about why people actually get the ick. I mean, that's what we as humans call it.

Yeah. But this woman, her name's Sally Sheldon, and she's a lead neuroscientist at this certain brain training company. Okay. Anyway, she says she believes that the ick is the manifestation of a person's inner critic, which she says holds people back from being truly happy. So when you start to feel your relationship is kind of, you know,

heating up a little bit or getting a bit more serious, your brain tries to protect you and goes, oh, don't like that. Oh, don't like that. Oh, my God. So the ick is like a self-sabotage thing. That's what she thinks. And it might not be every time. Oh, my God.

But, yeah. I mean, that's one theory. But, oh. It says. Because you can't control the ick. You can't. When you get it, you can't control it. And it's a real thing.

She reckons when our minds circulate fearful, critical, or judgmental thoughts, our brains release stress hormones. Yeah. And because our brain doesn't know the difference, what's actually happening or imaginary. Yeah, right. Fuzzy. Isn't that interesting?

Well, boys out there, just play it safe, okay? Next time you're visiting the supermarket with your mask on, obviously. Get blue. Gouda, something. Just find a regular cheese, go to the back of the shelf, find a really old, mouldy one that's gone off. I mean, Brie's quite nice, though, isn't she? I love a Brie, yeah.

Brie and Clint. Look, you know, it is lockdown, obviously, level four, and people are all doing the right thing. They're staying at home, or they're going to get their COVID tests, and they're working from home. Absolutely, it's the right thing to do. Yeah, and we're just doing our bit,

you know, just checking up on people. Because we have taken up second jobs working for the government. Yeah, that's what we're doing. We're doing inspections now. This is how they do it. Yeah, that's what we're doing. Yeah. Yeah, we're doing inspections now. This is how they do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And remember, the important government message is, during a pandemic, you don't got to go to work, work, work, work, work.

Let your body do the work. Work, work, work, work. That's the official message. So should we do a round of checks this afternoon? Yeah. Should we call in on some people? Should we drop in on Zoe? Oh, knock, knock, knock. Hi, Zoe. It's Bree of checks this afternoon? Should we call in on some people? Should we drop in on Zoe? Oh, knock, knock, knock. Hi, Zoe.

It's Bree and Clint. G'day, Zoe. Hi, how are you? Look, just doing the typical government checks around the place, giving people a call, asking, you know, what are you up to? I'm currently in the COVID testing line. Okay, good. Oh, that doesn't work for us, does it?

Is there another right thing to do? Can I ask, are you gainfully employed currently? I'm employed. Are you employed? Do you have a job? Yeah. I've got three jobs. You've got three jobs? Yeah. So earlier today, before you got in the COVID queue, what were you doing? I was

in bed. What COVID testing line are you in? The one in Wiri. Oh, yeah. Well, shout out to everyone in that testing line. Yeah, okay. Zoe's no good to us, but you know what?

She's doing the right thing. She's approved. So the check-up was warranted, and she gets a big tick. Let's check in on Katarayna. Hi, Katarayna. Hello. Hello. Hi, Brianne Clint here from the Ministry of Working from Home.

A few important questions for you. Where are you based currently? I am currently based in Marsden. Yep. All right. Great. And physically, where are you at the moment? Oh, I am currently on my way home.

I have been doing gardening and housework all day. Okay, cool. But as you're on your way back home now, is there anything else that you have to do at home? Gardening. Oh, my God. I've just been doing... Oh, and I have to cook dinner soon.

You've got to cook dinner. Which, I mean, technically she was doing house... What? Housework. House work. House work. It counts. It counts. It has to count.

Otherwise, we're not going to get to play the sting. Katarina, good work. Let's go to Deb. Hi, Deb. Come on, Deb. Hey. We're hanging on by a thread here, Deb. Where are you right now?

I'm at my home. Okay, that's good. Oh, positive. I feel like Deb's on the same vibe. Deb, what are you currently doing at home? I'm working. Oh, you saved us, Deb. Honestly, I thought that was going to be three from three, but

yeah. He's going in the toilet and Deb swooped in. We appreciate you, Deb. The supermarkets have released what we panic bought on Tuesday Deb Swooped in. We appreciate you, Deb. Brian Clint. The supermarkets have released what we panic bought on Tuesday on the eve of lockdown because Aunty Cindy gave us six hours. She said, hurry up, go to the supermarket, get your toilet paper. These were her exact words. Run, buy as much toilet paper as you can.

Shit is about to go down, New Zealand. Buy flour, panic. It's time. Shit is about to go down, New Zealand. Buy flour. Panic. It's time to panic. Quick. Go buy everything. Imagine if she actually did say that. It would probably make people not want to do it.

She'd go, oh, she's kidding. She's just joking. So, interestingly, the supermarkets are reporting an 80% increase in shopping on Tuesday, which effectively means people bought double, almost double. Right. That makes sense. They've released a list of the top 20 items that people panic bought on Tuesday.

Yeah, see, this interests me a lot. Like, what are people so desperate to buy, thinking that they won't be able to have it ever again? Exactly right. Let's go through the list and see if we can figure out why. Number one on the list of panic buy items, broccoli. People panic bought. Yeah, that one's interesting.

Fresh food? Are we fitspo this lockdown? Is that what it is? Maybe, maybe. Do you start lockdown going, I'm going to shred this lockdown? That's probably what it is. Or they went last lockdown. Yeah.

I put on, you know, a few kilos. Yeah, I'm not going to do it this time. I'm going to get broccoli. Number two is easy, bananas, banana breads. Banana bread. That one's simple. That's what you do last lockdown. Yeah. I put on, you know, a few kilos. Yeah, I'm not going to do it this time. I'm going to get broccoli. Number two is easy. Bananas, banana breads. Banana bread. That one's simple. That's what you do in lockdown.

You make banana bread. You never, ever, ever make banana bread unless there's a lockdown. And then when there's a lockdown, banana bread time. Two litres milk. Easy. Milk.

Milk with everything. Coffees, teas, easy. Cereals. Avocados. Really? They are at record low prices at the moment. And why don't we deserve a bougie lockdown, you know? It's just cheap.

Yeah. Yeah, avocados are so cheap at the moment. Smashed avo, yeah. Pam's butter. The cheapest of the butter. Baking. Baking, yep. That's the baking butter.

Easy. Crumpets. Oh, who doesn't want a crumpet in winter? Not me. Oh, you got the tribophobia, the holes. Yeah, can't deal with the holes. Crumpet's doesn't want a crumpet in winter? Not me Oh you've got the tropophobia, the holes Yeah can't deal with the holes Crumpets are your worst nightmare I can see how they're a good breakfast Brown paper bags

Oh that's because you have to pay for your bags At the checkout now And because everyone rushed there No one took their reusable bags So true And everyone gets the brown paper bags because they're the cheapest. Yeah. Because you can buy the ones

that are the ones you reuse over and over. Or you buy a new reusable bag every time. But everyone goes, what? A dollar for a bag? I can't possibly afford it. It's rushed through some of these oranges and mandarins. Vitamin C, I guess. That's how you beat COVID. I don't know. Toilet paper, obviously toilet paper. There's how you beat COVID. I don't know. Toilet paper.

Obviously toilet paper. There's toilet paper that far down the list. Yeah. Right. Milk again. Carrots. Carrots. You know why carrots are good?

Why? Seeing in the dark? They last for ages. Ah. Or carrot cake. And carrot cake. Carrot cake. Chicken breast fillets.

Delish. Can't go wrong with a chicken breast fillet. Heaps of curries you can make with that. More milk, white bread, toast, more bread and bags of spinach. It's all perishable things. Where's the chocolate? Where's the chocolate? Where's the alcohol?

Where's the things that, you know? Have we got responsible in this lockdown? Have we grown the F up? Is that what's going on here? What would be your number, like couple of items where you're like, I need this. Like if you could only go into the supermarket before we went into lockdown. Easy, easy.

What is it? Bread, toilet paper, booze, chocolate. It's the circle. That's all I need. Circle of life. We can close the borders, baby. It's the circle. It's all I need. You can close the borders, baby. We're going into lockdown. Time for a morale boosting request. Time to bring the mood of the nation up, up, up.

To all those people who are texting through, who are currently in those COVID testing lines, we're here to keep you company. Hopefully not much longer because you'll get the test done when you get home. We've had an eight hour text. Someone's been there eight hours. You poor thing. How do you, look, just

don't focus on that. Focus on the end goal and focus on the fact that you're doing something right and positive. Or just focus on this next song that's about to play. We need one impartial judge. If you're in a car right now and you want to be a judge with us, 0800DIALZM, call us and jump on the line. We need you to help us choose between these songs.

Here are the best text messages we got to boost the mood of people who are getting a COVID test. Bree, is it this song right here? Love this Victory song Absolute Morale booster I reckon Is it this song

To go in a completely Different direction This club never hurt no one Okay is it This song right here Fitting isn't it? Very fitting. Metagloria Gaynor.

I Will Survive. That's a banger. Speaking of metaphors, is it Lord's Green Light? Very fitting as well. I've played this song at a bunch of DJ sets before and this is a mood booster. It goes hard, this song. Two more options.

Is it Bobby McFerrin? Oh, the way I be happy now. I can go out on a limb and say this song has never been played on ZM before. It has. We did it as Friday Oaky. Someone just reminded me on the text machine because they suggested it and they said, this one's for Brie.

And I said, why is it for me? And they go, because you can't whistle it to save your life. That's right. Horrible at whistling. Great song. And one more option, talking metaphorical songs to boost the mood of people waiting for a COVID test. It's got to be Daniel Bedingfield.

I got to get through this one. I got to get through this. I got to make it, got to make it, got to be Daniel Bedingfield. This would do it. Okay, we have an impartial judge here with us. Hannah is here. Hi, Hannah. G'day, Hannah. Hello.

What testing station are you at currently? Oh, sorry, what's that? Are you in a COVID testing station queue? No, I'm not. Oh, it doesn't matter. All good. Welcome along. No, I actually got vaccinated two, it doesn't matter. All good. Welcome along. No, I actually got vaccinated two days ago.

Yeah. You go, girl. I know. Okay, we need to pick our songs, everybody. What's everybody's standout off that list? I think standout for me would be I Will Survive. Right. I was going to say that too. Yeah.

Oh, but I was going to say Daniel Bedingfield. Those are the two standouts. I know you were. Yeah, you know I was. Okay, so wait, wait. Everybody gets two votes. You guys have... Why did we get two votes?

So you're going to go Gloria Gaynor and Daniel Bedingfield? Yeah, one of each. And you're going to go Gloria Gaynor and Daniel Bedingfield? Because you're going to go Daniel Bedingfield. Daniel Bedingfield. So I'm going to go Daniel Bedingfield and S Club 7. Oh. Oh, my gosh.

You're joking. Hannah's devil. Hey, you guys voted for him. You guys gave him a vote. Hey, I'm happy with either or. Okay, then. You shouldn't have. Listen to Hannah.

She's so salty. Here's your morale boosting request, New Zealand Bricklands. Have a good one. Brie and Clint. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plotline, that she can do.

Brie and Clint's What's The Plot? Welcome to the second ever thousand dollar round of What's The Plot? We've only been here once before. This is a big deal. It is a big deal. And people who listen to this show know how big of a deal it is Well records are made to be broken right So here we are Absolutely

You win today you break the records 20 wins in a row is what you're going for And here to try and stop you is Sally Hi Sally Hi Sally Hi What would you do with $1000 cash if we gave it to you right now Oh I'd probably be boring and pay bills and things like

Same thing everyone has to do gave it to you right now? Oh, I'd probably be boring and pay bills and things like that. Same thing everyone has to do. I was about to say boring, but that's exactly what I would do as well. Hey. Would you say you're a movie expert, Sally? I wouldn't say I'm a movie expert, but I play this most weeks, and I'm pretty close. Okay, good.

Well, actually, no, why am I saying good? Long-time listener, first-time caller. Yeah, okay, good, Well, actually, not quite what I'm saying. Okay, good, good, good, good. You only need to be one movie better than Brie. That's all this game comes down to, okay? Here we go, everybody. Quick rule update before I set the theme. Your buzzer is your name. You don't have to wait for me to finish the movie. You can buzz in as soon as you think you know what it is. If you get it wrong, the other person gets a free guess.

Totally fine. Speed is the key to this game. Okay. Alright. Are you ready, Sally? Yep. I'm ready. Your theme for What's the Plot this week, seeing as we are in level four lockdown, is end of the world movies.

Okay. These worry me quite a bit, so I haven't watched many. Here we go everybody Movie number one After climatologist Jack Hall is largely ignored By the United Nations officials When presenting his environmental concerns

His research proves true When an enormous Bree Is it the day after tomorrow That's just one of the ones I know It's like Is it the day after tomorrow? That's just one of the ones I know It's like Independence Day, the day after tomorrow I need you to lock one in The day after tomorrow

The day after tomorrow Is Correct I was also going to say 2012 Which is also similar too They've all got the Statue of Liberty on them I. They've all got the Statue of Liberty on them. I know. I think they've all got the Statue of Liberty on the poster.

Okay, you're going to need this, Sally, to stay in the game with us, okay? Yep. Movie number two. When Beth returns to Minnesota from a Hong Kong business trip, she attributes the malaise she is feeling to jet lag. However, two days later, Beth is dead and doctors tell her shocked husband they have no idea what killed her.

Soon, many others start to exhibit... Brie. Contagion. Contagion, starring Gwyneth Paltrow. I watched it quite recently, like last lockdown. Scarily accurate to what's happening right now. I feel like it was super popular because of that reason. Yeah.

Do you think it's Contagion, Sally? Yeah, I do. She's right. Well, you would be right and Brie would be right because Contagion is correct. Sorry, Sally. We can't give you the prize. We can give you 50 KFC chicken dollars

as a consolation prize, though. Oh, that would be awesome you the prize. Sorry Sal. We can give you $50 KFC chicken dollars as a consolation prize though. Oh, that would be awesome. Thank you. Thanks for playing Sally. So next week we head into unmarked territory. $1,050 up for grabs and what's the plot? I feel like I just got through skin in my teeth. We'll play a game next

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday? Thursday. It's Thursday, eh? Thursday. Yeah, Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Brian Clint. You might have seen this yesterday. A man in Tauranga currently has the only KFC in the country available for sale. All the KFCs are closed, but Aaron Kittle has put half a bucket and some chips on Facebook Marketplace.

He wrote, bucket of KFC, some leftover chips, $100 a wing. This is brilliant from him. I mean, it's supply and demand, right? Yeah. He's got the only supply, so guess what that happens? Demand goes crazy. It's a race against time though because it is chicken

at the end of the day. It only lasts so long. I reckon it's worth a little bit less today and a little bit less tomorrow. He's written, Serious inquiries don't lowball me. I know what I have. Which I mean, it's true. It's something that no one else has.

No one else has got it. No one else has got it. Very smart man. How much would you pay? Me? Yeah. Today? Yeah.

Not that much. If it was still available in five days time? Probably a lot more. See, my demand will go up as the quality of the chicken goes down. They need to find that intersecting point. That's the trade-off. Yeah.

I said to you, this guy, brilliant idea. He's getting offered lots of money. What do I have in my fridge? I've got some leftover takeaway pizza. Oh, yeah? From a couple of nights ago. Oh, yeah? I said, why don't we put that on Facebook and

see how much we can get for it? Genius idea. Three pieces of pepperoni and half a garlic bread. So you currently have the only pepperoni pizza in the country for sale? Well, some people might have some in their fridge, but- For sale? For sale. Yeah, this is the only one that's going.

No one else is willing to part with it? No, I'm willing to part for it for the right price. Our social media department have put the pizza online. What's the opening bid on the pizza? How much are we asking for? I think we said, how much did we say, Sage? We listed it for 100 bucks. And we said, much like the KFC guy,

we'll consider swaps for wine. Serious inquiries only. Don't lowball me. This is good stuff. I'm looking at it now. You've put zero effort into this. It's sitting in the greasy box. Yeah, but I think it shows what it is. It's authentic.

It gives you that nostalgic feeling. Thank you, Bree. Three pieces of pizza for $100. Surely we've had no interest in this. Don't forget the garlic bread. And garlic bread. Sorry, an open garlic bread. I garlic bread, sorry. An open garlic bread. I put that up expecting this to happen. We've had around 2,000 people view this listing. Stop it.

15 shares and I was just counting before. I've had about 50 messages. That's amazing. I'm not kidding you. I can show you my messages right now. Of people who genuinely want to buy this. Of people having a laugh. Since I've come into the studio, I've got another six messages.

What are people saying? So we've got the classic, hello, is this available? Right, yeah. That's probably about 30 of them. Classic marketplace chat. Classic marketplace chat. We've got, do you deliver? Will you accept $350,000?

Hi, Anastasia, I'm hungry. You've been offered $1,000 for this. Yeah, $1,000. Hi, Anastasia. I'm hungry. You've been offered $1,000 for this. Yeah, $1,000 from Sam. I'm hungry. Need pizza now. Swap for... Oh, can't say that. Oh, someone, Carlo, would like to know how old the pizza is.

The pizza is currently... Two days old. Two days old, which is fine for pizza world. It's the Goldilocks zone for pizza. Shaina would like to know, Brie, are we going to deliver it to Pocono? Not a bit of a drive. A little bit of a drive.

We are in a level four lockdown. So that's a no. So that's a no. We'll finish with Jan, whose messages I really enjoyed. $30, is it sanitised? We can put sanitiser on it. Yeah, we can spray it with that dead hole spray. We'll just spray it all over it and it'll be fully sanitised.

Okay, if anybody wants three pieces of pepperoni pizza and half a garlic bread, where can they find that, producer Anastasia? On Marketplace. And I'd also just like to apologise to V, who's actually selling pizza for sale on Marketplace. And yeah, we're taking away some of his business. So apologies. This is what happens when you, you know, walk in on someone else's turf. Yeah, we're taking away some of his business. So apologies. This is what happens when you, you know,

walk in on someone else's turf. Yeah, we're pissing on their territory. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is a turf war. Bree and Clint. Google is about to clarify exactly what incognito does and doesn't mean, incognito mode. Wait a minute.

Is Google a person? Google, Mr. Google, Mr. G. Oogle, is coming out because he believes that people... He's coming out. Wait, Google's coming out? Yeah. Oh, what a day. He's actually been gay for ages. He's just been in incognito mode.

Oh, nice. That's why the colours of Google are all different colours. The G stands for gay. Yeah, got it. Right. So it's good that Google feels comfortable enough... We welcome you, Google. ...in their own skin to do that.

All of that was bull crap, but they are going to clarify the incognito mode thing. So Bree, you're a big incognito mode user. Why don't you explain what it is? I actually have never used it, and this is me being so honest. I only found out about this last year. Right. Remember we talked about it, and I was like, what are you talking

about? Really? Isn't it like a can you click on like a way, I don't even know how to get it. Is it a page that you can open that's like incognito and it keeps like your search history private? If she's lying, she's doing a good job of it. Ben, can you explain what

incognito mode is? I believe it is another form of browser that you can use that doesn't record your history. Like Firefox? No, not like Firefox. It can be used within any browser. Oh. Yeah, any browser.

Apparently any browser has it, right? Apparently. Apparently. Okay. That's what you want me to read, eh? Yeah. You weren't reading off anything though. An. That's what you want me to read, eh? Yep. You weren't reading off anything, though.

Anastasia, could you give us an example of when you might use incognito mode? So you want to stalk your ex's LinkedIn profile, but you don't want it to come up that you viewed their profile. That is not where my brain went. That's the radio example. If you're stalking your ex, who's doing it on LinkedIn? Sorry? Huh? Why are you stalking your ex on LinkedIn?

Well, that was just an example because they could see you. This is the radio 5.14 in the afternoon example. Incognito mode is used mainly for looking at nerdy rudies on the internet. Okay, let's just be honest about it. The icon for it is a pair of binoculars and a little detective's hat and it makes you think that no one can see what you're doing when you go on the dodgy pages.

Is this so people, like if they're sharing a computer with someone or if it's a home computer, their partner say can't get on there and see what they were looking at? Ben, would you say that's an accurate description of what it's used for? Yeah, I would say so, yeah. Yeah, 100%.

If we're talking hypothetically. So Google has clarified because most people, a lot of people think when you hit it and you go, you've got incognito, it all goes black. They think you're invisible. This is the statement from Google. Incognito modes does not make you invisible online. Oh, no.

Sites know when you have visited them. So you're not in there browsing as a secret person. You're in there as Brie Thomasel's iPhone. Employers or schools can track your browsing activity while in incognito mode, and internet service providers can monitor web traffic even when you're in incognito mode. Wait, where's producer Ben gone?

He's left. Where'd he go? My question is, what the hell does incognito mode actually do? Like, what is it there for? If it doesn't do any of that stuff, why do we even have it? Like, what was the point of creating it and making us think for the last 15 years that no one knows the pages that we've been going on?

Let me just say, as a lady, we invent certain things for certain reasons. And we tell you that they do certain things when they don't. Are you saying a lady invented incognito mode to catch out our porn browsing? Yes. Damn it, they got us again. Sarah says, someone go and get Ben. Where is he?

Brie and Clint. Brie's in the studio. Come in, Brie. G'day, I'm here. Where are you? Coming to you outside of the studio. I in, Bree. G'day. I'm here. Where are you? I'm coming to you outside of the studio. I'm live currently at the work fridge. Oh, nice.

How is the work fridge? There's no one here in our workplace at the moment. Everybody in a company of about 1,000 people is working from home. So what's the fridge status like? Well, I just thought, you know, you and I could probably do everyone a favour and check the work fridge to see if there's anything we can eat because people aren't allowed to come back to the office. Yeah, great point.

Great point. We need to clear that thing out for health and safety reasons. Yeah, so I thought I'd pitch you some of the things that are in the fridge and you just tell me what you're most keen on. Yeah, alright. I might need you to taste some of the things too if that's okay. Yeah, okay. Just, you know, because I don't want to waste it. I things too, if that's okay. Yeah, okay.

Just, you know, because I don't want to waste it. I don't want it to come here every time. Yeah, okay. Yeah, got it, got it. So what have we got? Give me some options. Read me the menu of things left by other ZM staff members in the work fridge. Okay, sir.

The first thing we have, it's on special tonight, and it's a plant-based soup. Green pea, broccoli, spinach, and mint. And it's a plant-based soup, green pea, broccoli, spinach and mint. And it's in a packet, in a bag. Oh, packet, not homemade, not in a Tupperware? Not homemade, unfortunately. Yeah. I'm going to pass on that one.

I'm going to gratefully pass on that one. Not for you? No. Okay, not for you. What else have we got in here? Oh, there's a lot of – oh, that's definitely off. That's some off yogurt, I think. Hold on.

There's something in here in a home – Yogurt shouldn't go off, eh? Yogurt should just get more yogurt over time. It should just become more yogurt. Okay, I found something in a home container in a Tupperware. All right, bust it, baby. Open. Okay. Okay, I found something in a home container in a Tupperware. All right, bust that baby open.

Okay. It can't be that bad. People haven't even gone for two days. This is definitely more than a – okay, maybe I was just being dramatic. Maybe that's just cheese and not something else. But it's gnocchi. It looks like vegetable gnocchi, I'm going to say. Do you want that? I'd like you to take a taste of itnocchi. It looks like vegetable gnocchi, I'm going to say. Do you want that?

I'd like you to take a taste of it, please. I'd like... I don't know if I'm legally allowed to take a taste of it. I'd like you to use a clean fork for sanitary reasons, and I'd like you to take one taste of that one, please. Are you sure? I mean, we've still got that soup that's sealed in the bag. Bree, this is a homemade dish that someone's put love and care into. If we're going to take care of any meals, this is the meal for us to take care of and not let it go to waste. Okay.

I'm just going to pick out that. Oh, that piece is hard. Oh, it's so hard. Okay. I mean, it should be fine. It should be fine. Okay. One, two, three.

Not good, Noggy? I think this is a winner. I'll bring it back to the studio. That's good. Thanks. Thanks. It's going to be much easier than cooking dinner. I really appreciate that.

Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. Someone brought a lot of love and care into that, Knocky. Yeah, there's some in the bin for you if you want to. Yeah, thanks.

Birthday Banger, your birthday song, your 16th birthday, the number one song on your 16th. We're going to find it out. We're going to play the best one. Panda's called out. What's going on, Panda? G'day, Panda. Hi. How are you guys? God, imagine if your birthday banger is that song

Panda. Panda, Panda, Panda, Panda. That would actually be so perfect. That is so good. I don't mean to offend you, but real name or nickname? Nickname. Oh, good. Okay, sweet. Yeah, love that. Love that nickname.

What's your birthday, Panda? 28th of the 6th, 1994. All right. You were 16 in 2010 on the 28th of June. And in 2010, this had a number one hit. Panda, Panda, Panda, Panda. Oh, yes. No way.

No way! Just kidding. You just made my day. It was the best thing ever. I swear that song came out only a couple of years ago. You have to play that now. You have to play that. Just hang up on the other two and play mine.

You have to. Okay, I need to come clean. No, no, no. I was just kidding. I was kidding. It was a joke. It was too good. Panda, can you believe it? She got so excited.

We said it as a joke and then it actually came true. Amazing. No, no, no, no, no. Panda's real birthday banger is B.O.B. Well, this is good. Well, this is a... It's just as good. This is a cruel prank. This is a very cruel prank, Panda.

Sorry, sorry. We're never going to get that chance again, Panda. You just lost the listener. Disappointed. Okay, and you know what? We deserve to lose that one. Hey, don't bring me into this. Yeah.

This was your cruel joke. That was Bree's idea. Bianca is here. Hello. Hi, Bianca. Hi, Bianca. Hi, Bianca. Hey, guys. Sorry, I'm just laughing.

It was pretty funny. She legitimately has hung up and she's gone. Try and call her back. Don't call her back. She's angry. No, but I've got an idea. What? To smooth it over.

Right. Try and call her back. I've got an idea to make it good, to make it right. Bianca, it was funny, eh? That was funny. It was funny. People are in lockdown. People are a little bit on edge. Bianca, it was funny, eh? That was funny. It was funny. People are in lockdown. People are a little bit on edge.

Bianca, what's your birthday? Let's do your birthday banger. 13th of the 4th, 1991. All right. You were 16 in 2007 on the 30th of the 4th. And on that day, this was number one. No way. You wouldn't read about it.

We're burning three listeners this afternoon. Bianca, we've lost you too. No, I'm still here. She loves it. Look at her. Bianca, your real birthday banger is Avril Lavigne. You like that? Oh, yeah.

She likes Panda better now. You've ruined her birthday, bigger two. Wait there. Let's go to Joel. Hi, Joel. G'day, Joel. How you doing? How's it going?

Not too bad. How are you, Joel? Well, I was just busy texting the boys, telling them that I was going to win until I heard Panda winning Panda. Panda winning Panda. I was just busy texting the boys, telling them that I was going to win until I heard panda winning panda. Panda winning panda. I was ready to hang up, but... It's a winning combo.

Yeah. Winning combo. But, hey, you never know. We can give it a crack and see what yours is. What's your birthday? The second of the second, 87. You know what? You were 16 in 2003.

Wait, wait, wait. Second of the what? The second of the second. Oh, my God. You're one day of the second. Oh, my God. You're one day younger than me. Oh, am I? Yeah. And you know what's crazy, Joel, is that I've got a weird feeling

I already know what your birthday bag is going to be. It's not funny anymore. It's not. No, it's because we upset Panda. And we don't like to upset people. Have we got her back? No, she's not coming back. Well, maybe she's still listening just in case.

Joel, your real birthday banger is Tattoo. Great song. But you know what? You know what the right thing to do is? What? Is to play Panda for Panda. Never, ever done before on Birthday Banger, played a song outside the given song.

Joel, what do you reckon? Is that going to make them in? Is that the way to go? Oh, I reckon roll with it. Wait, Joel, I believe we have someone on the line. Hold on one second. I feel like we may have Panda. Panda, you back?

Yeah. Would that smooth it over, Panda, with you if we played Panda right now? Just a little bit. It's never been done before, Panda. We've never done this. So that's how much you mean to us. Thanks, guys. You're very welcome, Panda.

We love you, Panda. And that was a cruel joke. Don't ever do that again. That was mean. No, no, I understand. We love you, Panda. Good to have you back. That was a cruel joke. Don't ever do that again. That was mean. No, no, I understand. Lesson learned, okay? We love you and we're sorry, okay? Okay, thank you.

Bye-bye. Also, it's a tune, so here we go. Absolute tune. Brian Clint is the winner of Birthday Banger on ZM. ZM, Brian Clint, the winner of Burn They Banger for Panda is Panda by Desiigner. Solid. Love that tune.

What happened to Panda? I don't know. I mean Desiigner. What happened to Desiigner? He kind of was massive and big on the scene and then all of a sudden nothing. There we go. Taking down B.O.B., Avril Lavigne and Tatu.

Oh, yeah. I love this song. That Tatu song would have won. It would have won. If it wasn't for Panda being such a great choice. That was my pick too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bree and Clint.

When our takeaways reopen again, do you think that there's going to be the massive queues That there was last time? Yeah, probably You reckon? Yeah Last time it was four weeks without it though I think it was longer

Longer? I think it was like six weeks If we get out of this in a week's time though Surely the people aren't going to be like Give me a fix! Well, you think about yourself Would you probably go get some sneaky takeaways? I might be hanging out for some Wicked Wings by then.

Exactly. A list has been released after a study was done to figure out who has the fastest drive-through experience. Yeah, I'm interested in this because I am a frequent drive-through member. I would like to be on the research panel for this one day because I imagine it comes with an expense account. I was just about to say, I wonder who are the scientists

that have gone out to research this. Because, I mean, that job sounds like the best job ever. Because if I know anything about science, it's about covering your bases. So you've got to do a multiple run. You've got to do a small order, a large order, a unique order, a bespoke order. And then you need to hit more than one place of that particular brand.

At more than one time. To get an average. To get an average. So an average has been achieved and here we go. So in this study, it is an American study, but all of these places in the study are available in New Zealand. Okay. And they use the same systems.

It's a global standard. So KFC, Taco Bell, Carl's Jr, Burger King, McDonald's and Wendy's. Who do you think was the slowest of all of those? Who got you your food the slowest?

I can't even remember all the ones you just said. KFC, Taco Bell, Carl's Jr, McDonald's and Wendy's. I'll just say Carl's Jr because I've never been there before. I've been once. Wasn't bad. Yeah. Looks quite good. Wendy's.

It was Wendy's. From placing the order to receiving the order, it was 358.7 seconds. Which works out to 5.9 minutes. Right. Couldn't they have just said that? Well, no, because it's like... It's by seconds.

It's by seconds. Right, okay. It's been worked out to seconds. Because when you're hungry, it's seconds that matter, right? Well, I mean, five minutes, not that long. Not really. In the scheme of things. In the grand scheme of things.

No. If they're the slowest is what I'm saying. Not that slow. But we want it faster. We want everything faster and hotter and harder and faster. I want to know who got the gold, silver and the bronze. Okay, so in the middle of the pack is McDonald's, Burger King and Carl's Jr. They're just in there.

That's totally fine. Top two, Taco Bell and KFC. Okay. The fastest drive-thru experience went to The Colonel. Did it? Yeah. And I'm not just saying that because this show is sponsored by KFC. This is what the data says.

283 minutes. So let's just work that. 283 minutes. 283 seconds. How many minutes is that? That is 4.7 minutes. So shaved almost two minutes off it. That is some fresh, fresh chicken.

I mean, we're literally talking about seconds here. We are splitting hairs. Hey, a competition is a competition. And the Brian Clint Show brought to you by KFC is quite proud of those results. So congratulations to the Colonel and his whole team. Amazing work.

And they celebrated all on their 50th birthday yesterday, which is amazing. Brianne Clint. Let's talk science for a second and then we can turn it into a game. Okay. A bit of a game. A psychology team recruited 645 women between all different ages in all different countries. And they pretty much asked them different questions and made them keep logbooks about what was the fastest

slash the slowest slash round-the-round time that they would always take to reach the very best moment of indoor gardening. That moment. The pinnacle moment. The good bit. The very best. The destination. In this case, known.

You know where you want to go. And it's quite interesting the results that have come in. There's an average time where they've got across all those different women and what they've said. This is interesting. Which is quite interesting to me. Dangerous topic too. Dangerous topic, but also...

You could shatter some real illusions here. Good to talk about it though because they are illusions because we don't talk about it enough. But if we talk about it, then everyone will be more happy in the long run. Yeah. Did they do a study on how long it takes men? Actually, don't worry. We're not focusing on men at the moment.

I feel like we all pretty much know that. There's no hiding behind around any doors in that case. All right. I feel like let's play a game. We're going to time them, but the guys had already finished. Yeah. They actually couldn't get the stopwatch to go that quick. No.

Let's play a game. Producers, you guys can get in on this. What is the average time a woman takes to get to the best part of indoor gardening for her? I have a question. Yes. Is this solo gardening or is this? Oh, great question.

Because I think that changes. Gardening with a friend. Well, I will mention it does say in this other part that they didn't include all the women that said they never got to the best part. Oh, okay. So it's only the top, which was about 75% of the time. Really? Yeah. Oh, that's high. Which was quite high, I thought too. Yeah, it said, yeah, about 75% of the time. Really? Yeah. Oh, that's high. Which was quite high, I thought too.

Yeah, it said, yeah, about 75% of the time. Okay. But they're going off when they did. When they did. Yeah, so the average of when they did, not when they didn't. Okay, sweet. Yeah. So I'm going to say, Anastasia, you go last.

Let the boys figure this out first. About five minutes? Okay, five minutes? Yeah. No, you can't change it now! I didn't lock that in. You can't change it! I thought we were just brainstorming. No, no, no.

The ferocity with which that guess was rejected. I have to change it. Have you gardened before? Maybe I'm a better gardener than most. That made the room go quiet, so I'm going to change my guess again. I am Ben. I was going to, my number in my head was about 14, 15 minutes. Same.

No, yours was 15. It wasn't. But hard to know, hard to know. Hard to know. I'm going to say 15. 15? Yeah, minutes. And we've got to stick together in this.

So we as a gender would like to say 15 minutes to reach the climax. On average. On average, yeah. Some quicker, some longer. Yeah. No, it was so weird that you initially said five and then somehow you jumped a full 10 minutes to come over to produce a Ben's game. 15, 15.

You didn't hear me. 15, 15. Right, Stace, what are you thinking? Don't ask her. She's got the answer. I feel like she's the best person to ask. No, she knows the answer. How?

She is one. Yeah, but she hasn't seen this study. She's guessing the average. She only can go off herself. Yeah, guessing the average. Yeah, well, I'm not going off myself. What do you think as a collective? You kind of, you know, you should know.

15, 20. You can't say 15. We've said it. 15 belongs to the boys. I'll say 20. But normally that's, I reckon most women, that would be on the second garden. Right.

Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. I see what you're saying. Because the men, obviously, they finish the first garden. Right. Right. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. I see what you're saying. Because the men, obviously, they finish the first garden so quickly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It needs to go round. I just think it's interesting that you took our number initially.

You're like, oh, you know, bang on. There's a second garden. Yeah, don't worry about that, mate. That's not important to us. All right. Just put us out of our misery. Come on. Tell us the number.

Clearly, Clint's only Landscape the front garden Brie I peaked I peaked ages ago Just get it out Anastasia wins It's 19 minutes Boom It's in the teens

We win That's the problem You guys always win Yes Seriously Second garden Is there a garden going on After I've gone to sleep?

You finished the garden too quickly the first time. Someone else is ploughing the garden.