ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 19th August 2024

Episode Date: August 19, 2024

We're back from holidays! Bree's lessons from Greece. Our drunk alter egos.  Forgetting major events.  Clint's dad arrives to the airport insanely early.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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ZM's Brian Clint brought to you by KFC's Hot or Not Box Tonight we are going to witness the most anticipated show in the history of professional radio ZM show in the history of professional radio. Dead Air 3 and Clint.

We're back. We're back. Let's go, baby. Excited to be here. Did get in this morning from a flight at 5am. Yes. But I went home, had a quick 45 minute nap. Yeah.

And I am ready for today's show. That'll do it. That's all you need. Don't get you going. That's what doctors say. Don't get you going. Quick 45 minutes is all the sleep you need. Absolutely.

And a bit of... And a bit of YMCA. And a bit of... You're back in the mood. Village people. Village people. Village people. But they were dressed as men at work. Gotcha, gotcha.

That's where the confusion comes in. Yep. We've had a delightful holiday, which we're going to punish you with having to listen to over the next week or so. Lots of stories to come. Don't worry about that. Plenty of stories.

Bree went to Greece. I went to Rotorua, so. Hey. Same, same? Same, same. Producers, you missed us? Yeah. You missed us? Yeah. You missed us?

Yeah. Good to have us back. What's that smell? That's Rotorua. Yeah, that's Rotorua. I already said. Anyway. I have a bone to pick with the producers.

Later. It's fun to stay at the YMCA. It's fun to stay at the YMCA. Is the bone about Channing Tatum? Yes. Yeah. It's fun to stay at the YMCA. They have everything. Is the bone about Channing Tatum? Yes. Yeah. I heard Channing Tatum was on the show last week.

Yeah, but you were in Greece. Nothing we could do about it. So you booked in an interview with Channing Tatum. She would have rather been in Channing Tatum. You know the rules. Remind me of the rules Channing Tatum trumps all

so you should have flown back yeah I would have look he said she said we could go around in circles for ages

or we could get into a fresh round of tradie versus lady where the scores stand at 61 to 73 in favour of the ladies who wants it maybe it's you

if it is give us a call now. 0800 DIAL ZM. There's a tradie in the village, people. There were no ladies, though. Oh. Yeah. Oh, sexist. I'll say.

They needed a token lady in there. Chuck a lady in there. Yeah, why not? Oh, no, that was YWCA. Different group. Different group. Bree and Clint. We've just been having a very, very impassioned argument

about how many stars are on the New Zealand flag. Very impassioned. I, look, I'll put my hand up and say, I didn't realise that you don't have five in the Southern Cross. Yeah, we're missing a star from our Southern Cross. But correct me if I'm wrong. Yeah. Here in New Zealand, the Southern Cross,

you can see those five stars. Oh, we have the same Southern Cross? It's the same one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not like you can see those five stars. Oh, we have the same Southern Cross? It's the same one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not like you can't see that one. No, no, no. They're all there. They're just not on our flag. Why not? Yeah, I know. Well, they just couldn't be bothered with the fifth one? Look, this is a touchy subject. You weren't here. We tried to change

the flag, okay? No, I heard about Laser Kiwi. We tried to change the flag. I think you guys did not go well. I think you guys did not go well. I think you guys... Did not go well. I think you guys missed a great opportunity. Laser Kiwi would have been fantastic on the world stage. Imagine. I was a big red peak man, but yeah.

You know, the Kiwis win a gold medal and they raise that laser beam Kiwi flag up the pole. Groundbreaking stuff. All right, let's play Tradie vs. Lady. It's the Tradie vs. Lady. It's the Tradie vs. Lady. Thanks to the tool shed. Kiwi owned, trusted by Tradie. Three, two, one, let's go.

I see we have been away for a couple of weeks, but the scores in Tradie vs. Lady have stayed relatively the same. The ladies ahead by 10-ish. About 10. They're up 11 at the moment. The tool shed is still on board with us.

This week we're giving away a GI Tools 168-piece tool set. Thanks to the tool shed, which is a great price. Plus that 50 bucks cash. Let's go to our lady first. She's calling from Tauranga. She's 31 and she has a dog that's got a... Oh, that's not the word I thought it was. She has a dog that is a hermaphrod that's not the word I thought it was. She has a dog that

is a hermaphrodite. Welcome to the show, Hayley. Hi, Hayley. Hello. When did you discover this about your dog and how rare is that? Yes, so it was a girl as far as we knew and we took her in to get fixed and they rang us halfway through the surgery

and they were like, oh yeah, she's actually got nuts. She's got both bits. Are you sure they weren't just trying to charge you for both? I got to keep them, so they're definitely real. Wow. And, yeah, no uterus. You got to keep the dog nuts? Yes, yeah.

Wow. It took a little while and then it got a little bit weird. Have you looked into how rare that is in dogs? The vet said it was pretty, it doesn't happen too often. I know it happens in sheep quite a bit. Yeah, right. Not a whole lot in dogs. All right.

We can talk about hermaphrodite dogs all day, but we've got to keep moving. Let's talk to our tradie from New Plymouth, the 28, and they work in fire protection. Welcome to the show, Kane. G'day, Kane. Hey, how's it going? Does that mean you go around and teach people to stop, drop and roll? No, so the fire protection, we focus on the fire sprinklers and fire alarms for different buildings.

Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Kane, is it a misconception that if you blow smoke into one of those little sprinkler things that it'll set it off? Actually, it's a myth. So sprinklers, they have a little dye in them, don't they? Yeah, they have a dye in them, so it's all by heat. It's by heat. There you go.

Okay. All right. Hey, we're learning a lot today. Hermaphrodite dogs and heat sensors. Hayley, you're buzzing as lady. Kane, you're buzzing as tradie. The first three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash and that price in the tool shed. Good luck.

Here we go. Question number one. Rag dolls, Scottish Fold and Maine Coon are all brands of what? Yes. Hayley. Cats. Oh, she knows her animals. Hayley does, doesn't she?

Reeds as well. Cats is correct. All right. Question number animals. Hayley does, doesn't she? Cats. Reeds as well. Is correct. All right, question number two. One to the ladies. How many weeks are there in a year? Lady. Hayley, Justin first. 52.

52 is correct. Is, of course, 52. She is away and flying. Kane, you need this one to stay in it. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Oh, Kane's in. Kane's in there, yep.

Is that Taylor Swift? It is Taylor Swift. Well done. He's back in the game. Here we go. We've got a game. Question number four. This is a two-part question.

LeBron James competed in the most recent Olympics for Team USA. Did he win a medal? And if so, what colour was it? Katie. Kane. Yes, he won silver. Oh! No!

Hayley. Yes, he won gold. That's correct. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. It was nearly a tiebreaker. I'm now second guessing myself.

They beat France in the finals. And it was very close. Okay, just checking. Well done to both of you. Hayley, you're our champion. You get that prize from the tool shed. Congratulations. Thank you. Well done, Hayley. Bree and Clint. I went down to Rotorua to see my parents during in the tool shed. Congratulations. Yay, thank you. Well done, Hayley. I went down to Rotorua to see my parents

during our break and I took my girls down with me. My dad wasn't there. He was in Wellington but getting a flight back to Rotorua to meet us there.

He's not, I'll just preface this by saying my dad's not a big flyer. Right. He doesn't, doesn't like aeroplanes? Just hasn't really been

on many. So it's not, not a case of he hates flying. No. He doesn't like aeroplanes? Just hasn't really been on many. So it's not a case of he hates flying. He's not afraid of flying, no. He just hasn't done much flying. Yeah, I would go as far as to say that airports would be quite a foreign place to my dad. Okay. So we're in Rotorua with my mum. He's in Wellington flying back that afternoon.

And we're out for breakfast actually with mum mum and she goes, oh, dad's just checking with dad, he's just heading to the airport. And this was 10.30 in the morning. I said, oh, I thought his flight wasn't until this afternoon. She goes, no, no, it is. It is. Oh, what time's the flight? He flies out at four o'clock.

And he was going to the airport at 10.30 for a domestic flight. To fly Wellington to Rotorua, my dad left for the airport for a four o'clock flight at 10.30 in the morning. I hope he's got a Kauri membership. He doesn't. Oh, no. He doesn't. The commute to the airport from where he was,

you've got to factor that in, right? Yeah, of course. 25 minutes. Okay. So even allowing for traffic, he was five hours early for a domestic flight. Look, I don't want

to hate on airports, but it is the last place that I want to hang out. Like, airports are yuck. He had plans, I think, of getting some lunch at the airport as well. I was like, okay.

Okay, so that takes up half an hour? Yeah, that'll kill 25 minutes. How many shops are at Wellington Airport? Not all that many. None that he's interested in. Okay. He could look at the stuff from the Weta workshop. Yeah, that'd be fun.

But again, that takes up about three and a half minutes. Because he was stressed about the airport situation, he arrived at 5 to 11 and went straight through security. He went through to the gate. There's nothing past the gate. So he couldn't have lunch then. So he sat outside the gate for his flight for five hours. Did he regret it?

Or was he like, nah. Nah, he was just like, well, at least I didn't miss the flight. No, he would have had lunch from the vending machine. Probably. That's the only thing that's... Either that or he would have demoed a couple of cookie time on the plane. Oh, no. That gives me so much anxiety.

No, thank you. He didn't even have any bags to check in. He just had to push the button and then walk through the gate. But, you know, some people are... What are you? Some people are early, early. How long you know, some people are early, early. How long? No, that's not early, early.

That's ridiculously early. It's too early. Yeah. I'm an hour. I'm an hour. For a domestic flight, I'm 60 minutes. I walk through the doors of the airport 60 minutes before my flight. Oh, I can do half of.

Really? Yeah. If I've checked in online. Oh, you got no bags. And I'm dropping my bags. Sometimes I'll leave it that I've got five minutes to get there to drop my bag before it closes. Oh, I like the freedom that one hour gives you. You know, it just gives you a bit of wiggle room.

I'm not saying I do it every time. Yeah. But I have. 30's too close. No, 30's too close. But I have done it. Yeah, that's not allowing for any form of traffic disaster, queue disaster, airport software disaster. No, you're not allowing enough there, I don't believe.

I mean, half, I've done it before. I'm not saying it was by choice, but I've done it. I used to be a lot closer, but my wife is an early, early, so now we're an hour. Oh, yeah. Now we're an hour. An hour's okay for a domestic. What about international?

Two and a half. Oh, I'm a two. Really? Yeah. One and a half minimum. I like two and a half. Oh, I'm a two. Really? Yeah. One and a half minimum. I like two and a half. Two is fine with me because as I've said, airport, yuck. You don't like being there.

I hate being at the airport. Let's ask the question this afternoon. Are you from a ridiculously early family or you have ridiculously early parents or you've ended up in a relationship with a ridiculously early person. Yeah, see, I feel like if you have, then you need to compromise and you meet in the middle. Yeah, you've got to meet in the middle somehow. They'll be stressed that they're going to be late.

You'll be stressed that you'll be too early. You meet in the middle. You've got to compromise. Yeah. 0800 dials at M or text to 9696. Who is the ridiculously early person in your life? And can you beat my dad's the ridiculously early person in your life? And can you beat my dad's five hours early for a domestic flight?

I don't think anyone can beat that. I actually don't know if he would have been able to check in that early. They would have been like, sorry, sir, your flight is tomorrow. Bree and Clint. My father went to the airport five hours early for a domestic flight the other weekend. Five hours. I couldn't deal with that, eh? If I was like, if your dad was my partner and we were going on a domestic flight.

You'd be my mum. I would. You can call me mummy. And your dad said to me, all right, we've got to get there five hours. I'd be like, absolutely not. So there's a good point. He was travelling alone. What happens when he's with your mum?

I guess he can get there whenever he wants. It's his business, right? If he wants to spend the day at Wellington Airport. Then that's his prerogative. That's his prerogative, you know? I could think of a few things I'd rather do. If he was with my mum, I imagine this. Your mum is not getting to the airport for a domestic flight five hours before.

My mum is very organised. She's very practical, your mum. She's not doing that. My dad is a one-task kind of man, and his task for that day was get on the flight. That was his job. I do get that. Once he was up and showered, well, might as well head to the airport. Four o'clock flight, might as well head to the airport at 10.30.

I don't know. So we want to know, are you from ridiculously early stock? Are you from an early family? Do you have a ridiculously early partner? Kim's called through. Kia ora, Kim. Hi, Kim. Kia ora. Is it you, Kim? Are you the early bird? I am the early bird. No, they get the

worm. Okay. How early? Give us an example we can relate to. Okay. So the problem is I used to live in Auckland and I live in Christchurch now. Yeah. So I'm used to it taking a lot longer to get places like the airport or just anywhere. Right. So I'm constantly arriving early.

Yeah, you're in Auckland time. Yeah, I'm all the time. Okay. So let's put you on a flight to Auckland tomorrow. What time are you getting to Christchurch Airport? Well, I'm definitely going to lie to my family about what time I need to be there, but they know I lie to them.

Oh, no, so now you have to lie on top of your lie. Yeah, I put the lie. No, no, well, the thing is we we've got a parking, you don't understand, you know, we've got to leave time for the, you know, the long queues. You're dragging everyone else down with you, Kim, is what I'm hearing. Give us a figure, Kim, how many hours before the flight takes off are you at the airport?

If it was, did you say international? Domestic, you're flying to Auckland. Oh, well, it's not all up to me, you know, I've got everyone holding me back. Kim, give us a number not all up to me. I've got everyone holding me back. Kim, give us a number. Come on, Kim. Yeah, you know me.

How many hours? Like an hour and a half for domestic. That's not bad. That's not ridiculous. That's not bad. Yeah, okay. Thanks, Kim. We appreciate it.

Someone else texted in and said an hour and a half for domestic, four to five hours early for an international flight. I'm a nervous flyer, so I need to get at least a little bit tipsy before I board the plane. I do understand that. And you need four or five hours to sit at, you know, the sports bar at the international airport. Emma's here. Hi, Emma. Hi, Em. Hi. Who's the early bird? Me and my mother. You and your mother? Yeah, I get it from her. Okay. How early? Tell us what you're doing. Well, we're flying to Auckland from Wellington next month. Sure.

Our flight... You're already at the airport, Em. Are you already there? That is early. I probably would be if I could. Yeah. Okay. Em is like, I'm just going to live there for the next month.

So there's a flight next month that you're already concerned about. What are we talking? So we have to drive from Palmerston North to Wellington. Right. And the flight from Wellington to Auckland is at 12 o'clock, so we're leaving Palmy at 7am and it takes an hour and a half to get there.

Wow! That's pretty early. Why wait till 7? Why not just go at sunrise? You know, why not just load up as soon as the sun peaks. Or 7am is sunrise though. That's a good, well She sees, she knows. She knows. Yeah, Em's like, I don't want to go before sunrise because that's a bit crazy. That's weird. Christina's here. Hi, Christina.

Hi, Christina. What's up? Tell us, mate, who is the early bird? My grandfather. How early are we talking? What's grandfather doing? I'm talking he will sleep at the airport the night before. He won't even get one of those

hotels next to the airport. He will sleep on like a park bench. In the terminal? Yeah, in the terminal. What? Like Tom Hanks in that movie? Absolutely, yep. He will live in the airport if he has to. Wow. It doesn't want to be an inconvenience to anyone. He's just turned 86 yesterday.

Oh, that sweet man. From Walkworth, which's sweet. Bless him. From Walkworth, which is an hour from Auckland, and he's still, nope, I'll ride the rails, I'll take the bus. I'll go the night before. Bless his heart. And I need to know, what's he like in other aspects of his life? Like, is he turning up super early if you go to breakfast with him, or what's he doing?

No, he's generally right on time. It's just the airport thing that makes him nervous. Yeah, and that doesn't matter if he's flying to Southeast Asia or if he's flying to the South Island. It's the same. He'll go and sleep at the airport, yep. There you go. Has it rubbed off on you?

Are you early because he's early? Absolutely not. I was driving my brother to the airport and I was two minutes late and he had to book a completely different flight. Oh, no. Christina. Not the granddad. Not the same.

Thanks, Christina. This is just a stressful text for all the early birds listening. Someone said, I was in Queenstown last week. Four of us were at the pub down the road 15 minutes before the flight. I'm early to everything.

It stressed me the hell out. One of our friends ordered a plate of food 20 minutes out from the flight. So stressful. Queenstown Airport is always a nightmare to go through security because you have to take your shoes off. It's not the one to be late. Not the one to be late for. Bree and Clint.

We are back from a two-week holiday. Oh, look, don't want to rub it in But how nice is two weeks off How nice is two weeks off Just relax Sorry everyone at work at the moment In the doldrums of winter I think even just Because winter is very difficult

And we've had a pretty full on winter And it was just nice to get away. And you got away. And I really got away. I really got away. I feel very, very grateful. Went to Greece for two weeks. My mother-in-law paid for the trip, which was very lovely.

She better get a nice Christmas present. Oh, mate, she's going to get the best gift. I'm going to make her a whole tiramisu just for her. Yeah. But my first time ever going to Greece, second time ever to Europe, actually, but my first time ever to Greece and, God, it was beautiful. Yeah. We went to all the little islands around the Cyclades

and it was just stunning. Like, I've just never seen water like it. Like it was, there was parts where we sailed to and it was 10 metres deep and you could see to the bottom. Wow. Like that's how clear it was. Like those ones where you see the photo of the boat and it looks like the boat is flying.

Yeah. Yeah. It was just ridiculous. But obviously first time to Greece and one of the first things that I obviously didn't realise about the country of Greece because we got there and I noticed all these signs up in all the bathrooms and I was like, what is going on here?

I never realised and why would I because I haven't been there but in Greece you can't flush toilet paper. Oh. Like it is a no-no. Like you do not flush toilet paper. Or a no-no. A no-no wherever you go. Like you have to do your business.

Yeah. And then there is. Take it with you. No, you don't. Yeah, put it in your pocket and take it with you. Well, I don't know. I haven't been to Greece. There's a bin in every bathroom.

Yeah. Ooh, for your pooey toilet paper. For everything. Ooh. It's obviously for the girls. Yeah. When we do ones or twos. Yeah.

Ones, toilet paper goes in the bin. Twos, toilet paper goes in the bin. Jeez. Because the plumbing can't handle it, I guess. Because the pipes are so bin. Jeez. Because the plumbing can't handle it, I guess. Because the pipes are so old that, yeah, you cannot flush toilet paper. That'd be confronting, especially if you're in a new relationship and you're sharing a hotel room. Oh, yeah.

I didn't even think about that. You're already in those new relationships trying to time your movements so that- Strategically. Yeah, they're out of the room or something you'd be wanting to put down like a layer on top of your toilet paper yeah yeah i know but i always make a nest in the toilet no no but i mean in the bin so after you put your stuff in the bin you then lay some fresh sheets over the top i definitely like a burial every time i put my toilet paper in the bin put put a modesty piece for the next person.

That's nice. And I think most people were doing that. But then Producer Claude said off air, she goes, where does all the toilet paper go after that? Is there a toilet paper mountain somewhere when they take it all away? Do they incinerate it? Or is it in a landfill? Is there a special bin collection day just for poo paper?

How does it work? Yeah, I don't know. Or is all the used toilet paper in grease, which is then being bagged up in plastic bin liners, then going to the landfill so they have 100,000 bags of pooey toilet paper a week going to landfill? That'd be a lot of toilet paper going to landfill. Yeah.

Wow. I just realised as well, because on the trip, it was with my partner's family and all the, you know, siblings and their partners. Like, it was a family trip. And my partner's youngest brother had a new girlfriend. Oh, she would have got acquainted with the family real fast.

They've been dating under, I think think about eight months, maybe even less. You spent a lot of time on this trip on a boat. Yes. There is one question that has been ruminating, permeating our social media in the time that you've been away. And of course, you do have a history, which you've talked about on this show before. And this would save you on toilet paper too.

Did you do any of your business in the ocean? Look, technically, and I do have a story which I'm going to tell later in the week. Sure. But I will give you an insight. Technically, I did all of them in the ocean. Really? Because on a boat...

Ah, it all flushes to the ocean. You let it go. Yeah. So technically... Well, no one better than you. All of them. I know how this works, guys. I felt right at home.

Like, we've all done a poo in the sea. Yeah, that got brought up a few times. Yeah, I would have thought so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Have you been following the Blake Lively stuff that's been happening?

No, but you filled me in on it today. Bit of a SHIT storm going on there, isn't there? God, her PR team would be working overtime right now. Can you sum it up? What has she done that's so bad? Well, look, I am not an expert on it, but this is kind of what I've picked up. She's currently promoting the film It Ends With Us, which is out now. It's based off a book that covers

domestic violence stories and heavy themes. It's a Colleen Hover book, isn't it? Yeah, and I think it's people are pretty unhappy with how she's promoted the film and how she's kind of talking about the film in the press. They're not very happy. They say domestic violence survivors are saying this was like an opportunity for our stories to be told and represented on screen.

Sure. And she's kind of promoting it in a real lighthearted way. And she's taken the opportunity to promote her new hair care line during some of the interviews. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I mean, it's kind of, I think, a bit of a shitstorm sandwich because then she's obviously been fighting with the director, Justin Baldoni, and that's kind of been covered in the press as well. And people are really just unhappy with her.

And as a catalyst from this, all of these old interviews that she's done in the past have been dredged from, you know, from the mud to kind of show her as a bit of a mean girl. That's what people are saying, aren't they? They're saying that she's the Regina George of Hollywood. Oh, that's a bit rough. Yeah.

I think, you know what I think? I think she's missed the mark in promoting this film. She's like kind of promoting it like it's the next Barbie movie, whereas people are saying, hey, this is a real serious topic. Which is interesting because people have loved Black Lively and Ryan Reynolds as a pairing, as a couple for so long. They were kind of the cool couple, right? Yeah.

Katie Perry two weeks ago, Black Lively this week. Who will be next? Who's next? I don't know. But yeah, anyway, that's the latest on the Blake Lively saga. Bree and Clint. Zeddy and Bree and Clint. That's Post Malone.

He's gone full country. Full country. I wonder if anyone's done that. No, neither do I, but I wonder if anyone's done that before where they've completely changed the type of artist that they were. Taylor Swift went the other way. She was country.

And then she went pop. Whereas he was pop, hip hop, and he's gone full country. I reckon it'll be for this album. I mean, Lady Gaga did it as well. And actually, Beyonce did it. And Beyonce has done it? I'll just shut my fat pie hole, actually. Okay, we'll move on.

I'm planning on doing it. Oh. Yeah, I'm going country. Are you? Yeah. Does that mean that you're going to actually doing it. Oh. Yeah, I'm going country. Are you? Yeah. Does that mean that you're going to actually wear your RM boots? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you like to buy them but not wear them.

Nah, I wear them to weddings. Yeah. How many weddings do you go to a year? I buy special boots, one a year. So you get them out once a year. Yeah, you've got three pairs of boots. Didn't the soles of them go soft? That's one wear per three years. Didn't the soles of your RMs go soft because you didn't wear them enough?

I won't hear you say a bad word about those boots. They went dry because I didn't wear them. Oh, okay. Okay. Sorry, my mistake. My mistake. Speaking of clothing, I recently got back from a trip to Greece. And when I say recently, a few hours actually.

11 hours ago. Yeah, 5 a.m. this morning. Flew in fresh as a daisy after 24 hours of travel. What a fantastic trip. Have you showered? I did shower. I managed to shower myself and get to work. Because you know planes stink, eh?

Planes are yuck. Yeah. Like I've got a story later on in the show. Long Planes are yuck. Yeah. Like, I've got a story later on in the show. Yeah. Long haul planes are yuck. About, yeah, the nightmare of travel. But producer Claude asked off air, she's just taking a big mouthful of chips. Hey, mate, you need to be ready on that mic.

Yeah. Anytime. I can throw to you at any point. The songs are for chips. Yeah. Okay. Not the, I can throw to you at any point. The songs are for chips. Okay. Not the talking breaks. It's go time. But you asked me,

um, you said on your trip to Greece, what did you buy? And I said to you, I literally barely had the money to go on the trip. So I bought nothing. And then I went, wait a second.

No, I bought one thing. I bought one thing other than a gift for my mum for her birthday. What did we get mum for her birthday? I got her these handmade earrings and necklace. Delightful. Really cute. She'll love it.

Hopefully she's not listening to this. It's all right. You already missed her birthday. No, I didn't miss it. She's coming to town on Thursday. Anyway, what do you guys think I bought? I bought one thing on my trip. Can I just say?

Suv laki. No, I bought a lot of gyros. Yeah. I bought like three a day. In Greece. In Greece. What do you reckon the one thing you buy in Greece is? The one thing I bought.

Can I ask a question? Yes. Is it an item of clothing? Yes. Okay. That takes my idea away. Yeah. And let's just say quite a momentous occasion. You finally bought a new pair of undies.

Oh, congratulations. I buy new undies regularly, thank you. You do not. You're on record saying you've had undies for over 10 years that you can see through when you hold them up to the light. Yes, that is. Every 20 years is still regular. That is true, but I have been

adding new ones to the mix. Togs. Something I've talked about on this show. You told me you would not wait until Grease to buy your togs. And you're telling me the one thing you bought in Grease was togs? I got sent a lovely pair of togs from one of the listeners

of this show, but I also bought... Clean or used? Clean! Well, new or used is the word I was looking for. But I bought a pair of togs in Greece. Oh yeah? And people are saying that I look very good in them. Are they?

Is this the word on the street? Word on the street. So I bought the set, like the certain pair of togs the whole trip and I bought them like maybe with two days to go. Yeah. And people said that I went up like two points in them. Oh, that's good togs. Yep.

Now I know, so this is the thing. If you look good in togs, you look good in togs. Celebrate it, own it. I know you have said that you would never post a pic on your Instagram of you in the togs. Yeah. But if you've gone up two to two and a half points, they need to be seen.

What are your thoughts on us posting some pictures of you in those togs on the Bree and Clint account? Yeah, look, I saw a photo that someone had taken on the trip. I think I went from a zero to a two point something. So it wasn't, you know. That's a 200% improvement. I mean, it is, but there's no way. Nah.

There's no way in hell. What about just in the group chat? Yeah. What? That's so weird. Why would I post a- If you want to talk about them, we want to see them. Exactly.

We're not the Creeks here. You brought it up. Two piece or bikini? Two piece off the shoulder. Oh, I love those. Single shoulder. Single shoulder. How shoulder and a little bit of a higher bottoms. You know where they, higher waist?

High waist bottoms. Yeah, higher waist. High up the bottoms. Yeah, my whole ass cheek is out. Nice. Are they supportive? But do you feel good in them? Yeah.

Great. So this is a hell of a tease. Where can the people see said togs? Okay, I'm going to post a photo. Oh, do I have a photo on my phone? I'll post a photo on... On the Brand Clint page. For approximately one minute.

Oh, come on. Nah, do us a deal. Give us till five. Till five? Yeah. I need to message my partner to get the photo. Oh, that on. Nah. Do us a deal. Give us till five. Till five? Yeah. I need to message my partner to get the photo. Oh, that's not a good photo. No, I'm having a panic attack already.

I do not want to post a public photo of me in a bikini. We could take the picture again if you've got the togs on now. If I looked that good in togs, I wouldn't be taking them off. I've got them on underneath my clothes. Yeah, yeah, right? Anyway, just thought everyone should know. Like sexy lingerie, but it's togs. I just feel so hot.

We want to see them. We want to see them. Okay, I'll see. I'll see what the photos look like. Five minutes later. Just before Brie dropped the hot new togs tease, she said there are togs. She said it's significantly increased her hotness.

No, other people said to me. Okay, she said that other people said that it significantly increased her hotness, which I'm not disagreeing with. I'm not pulling into question. I don't agree with them. Well, I think it definitely elevated because my other togs were so old that I looked so sc like, scummy. Your words.

Yeah. So we challenge you to share that picture on the Brian Clint Instagram page at Brian Clint. Yes. Texts have been flooding in. We're getting texts that just say togs. We haven't set up the picture as a keyword yet. We could.

Text togs to 9696. I posted a photo. Have you? Yep, posted a photo. Can we do a group viewing? On the Brie and Clint Instagram account as promised. Well, I didn't promise. People just, you said that I should.

Yeah. Okay. So I've posted it. Don't complain about it. Yeah. We're going to open this picture together. Okay. The photo has been posted.

Yeah. You can't complain. It's technically what you've asked me to deliver. Sure. Okay. We're all going to view this picture together. You can go and look at it now on the Bray and Clint Instagram page. Three, two, one.

Oh, you're like 50 metres away. But I'm going to screenshot and zoom in. Yeah, I'm going to screenshot and zoom. Oh my gosh, I didn't even see that. Hey, technically. We're zooming. That is a picture. We're zooming.

I love it. In a bikini. That's very cool. It is cool. I like the one piece. Oh, Christ, it's so pixelated. I love it. In a bikini. That's very cool. It is cool. I like the one piece. Oh, Christ. It's so pixelated when I zoom in. I can't tell what's you and what's the rock.

See that pixel there? That's my areola. Wait, are you wearing reef shoes? Reef shoes? Yes, I climbed the rocks. Are you kidding? I climbed the rocks. The bikini takes you up too.

The reef shoes bring you down three. No, just cut the reef shoes off and just go from the ankles up. Ankles up. Oh, yeah, hot. No one looks good in reef shoes. I like it. I say it every season on Celebrity Treasure Island. I do.

Not one person. Do you reckon you do? I look good. It's like being naked with shoes on, reef shoes, eh? Yeah. You've got to embrace it. Shoes and no socks. Yeah.

It's the worst textual feeling, though. Sensory overload. Someone just text, vote for a closer pic. Yeah. I vote for a closer pic. I don't know if there is any closer pics. I will ask my friends if they took any, which I told them not to, so I don't think it exists.

Do you do any tanning while you're in Greece? You know what? You know what? My partner's brother said to me. It was an indoor holiday. So week two of the holiday, we were on a boat the whole trip. He goes to me, he's like, Bree, I'm not going to lie. He's like, I think you're the only person on this ship

that has gotten whiter since the trip has started. It's very sun smart. Can I just say, I went through three bottles of sunscreen. I can tell. I got a tan. Did you put them all on for this photo? That's a tan for me. Let's play a round of

Guess the Noise. Very simple game. Claudia puts it together, gives us a noise. We take it in turns, guessing what that noise is. Keep it simple, stupid. Georgia's here. Hi, Georgia. Hi, Georgia.

Hello. You and I, me being Clint, you being Georgia, are going to work together to win you some KFC today? Yep. Great. Yep, we are. You'll be taking on me and who I like to call Shack Attack. Big Shack.

Hello, Shack Attack. Good afternoon. Yeah. Shacket forming. It's raining outside. You might need a shacket. Or your other name, Shacket like a Polaroid picture. Shacket.

Shacken back. Shacken back. Shack it back. Claudia, what's going on? I don't know. That's a great question. So this is Guess the Noise. Shack it off. Oh, my God.

Do it for Georgia as well. I feel like a shack-nack. Let's go. Let's go. Okay, this is Guess the Noise. An afternoon shack. Oh, my God. Are you done? Let's go. Okay, this is Guess the Noise. An afternoon snack. Oh, my God. Are you done?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love that show on TVNZ. What is it? Snackmasters. Shackmasters? Shackmasters. Claudia, can you move this along? Oh, I'm so sorry to hold you guys up.

So this is Guess the Noise. Pretty self-explanatory. I'll play your noise and you need to guess what it is. Bree and Clint, you guys just came back from holiday. True or false? True. And I wasn't there. True or false? True. Yeah. So this is what I imagined your holidays sounded like. Ooh, okay.

Yeah. Noises from our holiday. Yeah. Okay. I think they're pretty accurate. But Bree and Clint, you guys are going first. Dispuzz them with your name if you know what it is and the first team to three points will take home the win. Got it. Let's go. Here we go. Clint. Bree. I know what this is because I

saw it on my holiday. Dolphins. You got it. I posted this video on my Instagram of the dolphins coming up to the boat and people were saying that it was AI. I thought it was until I heard your accent in the background going, you're kidding me.

You're bloody joking. Can't AI that. It was the highlight of my trip. Georgia and Shaq, are you ready to guess the noise? Yep. Okay. Here it is. Come on, Shaq City.

Georgia. Georgia. Georgia. It's the sound when you're going to go. How do I describe that? Like a speaker. Come on, Drew. Like on the airplane.

Yes. She got it. She got it in there. A boarding call at an airport. Yeah. Yeah. That's exactly what I was thinking of. Just needed that one keyword.

You got it. All right, that's a point each. Okay, Bree and Clint, back to you guys. Great. More more. No. Good guess. Clint.

It's a wood chipper. Wood chipper. Correct. Which was a big part of my holiday. Mulching wood. It's not quite dolphins, is it? Not quite dolphins. We're 2-1 up, Georgia.

You can win it for us here if you get this one. Okay, Georgia and Shaq, this one's for you. Georgia. Georgia. Children's blaster. Yeah, correct. I assume that's what Clint's holiday sounded like. That's my children.

I haven't been hanging around other people's children in my holiday. Georgia, congratulations. You have won 50 KFC chicken dollars. Awesome, thank you. Unlucky, Shaq. We just couldn't pull through this time. Shaq's phone kept hanging up. Yeah, I know.

It wasn't fair But at least you got all those fun jokes we did at the start Shaq city bish You know she's not going away empty handed She's got the memories Saw an Instagram post from a friend of mine Two weeks ago She put on her Instagram story

About a wedding that's in her calendar with no other details. It's just a save the date for this weekend that says wedding. She hasn't added whose wedding. She hasn't added where the wedding is. And she doesn't know when she put it in her calendar either. It's just come up. Oh no. And she has no know when she put it in her calendar either. It's just come up. Oh, no.

And she has no idea other than that, that there is a wedding this weekend, but she doesn't know. Well, is there a wedding or is it an old calendar? Is it? Like, who knows? Well, we don't know. Or is it, did she put a wedding on another date and then accidentally put one on this date as well?

She put it out there going, do I know any friends? Which is awkward too. Imagine if it was some friends of yours that were getting married this weekend and they're like, yeah, that's our wedding. We invited you. You RSVP'd yes. You're telling me you don't remember that it's our wedding this weekend? Yeah, that is awkward.

Because it puts it out there to everyone to be like, oh, you're not that good of a friend because I don't remember. And can you imagine the stress and anxiety this would be causing my friend? I reckon it's an old calendar post. There's actually a couple of options of what it could be. Or it's when

she ideally wanted to get married. This is what I said to her. I said, is there any chance it's your wedding this weekend? On this age? Yeah. This is when I want to get married. This is what I said to her. I said, is there any chance it's your wedding this weekend? On this age? Yeah. This is when I want to get married. Has your partner recently attended his own stag do? Are there any telltale signs that you could be getting married this weekend?

Let's hope it's not her wedding. You'd want to remember that. That one's a long shot, but sure, it's not out of the realms of possibility. The other options are it's a friend of hers that's getting married, like we said. Another option is, it's like an acquaintance that she is lucky enough to be invited to this weekend. Sounds like she probably shouldn't be. She doesn't remember who it is. No, but you still want to know. Of course. The third option is this friend of mine is also a DJ.

So there is a chance that she's meant to be DJing. Oh, that's what it is. But that doesn't help. No. But that doesn't help. But that's 100% what it is. She has said yes to DJ a wedding. Yes.

If there's no names or anything attached to it, it makes the most sense because she's like, okay, I've got a wedding gig on this date. I'm going gonna block it out in my diary but she's not gonna be there because she doesn't know where or when this wedding is it just says wedding that's all it has in her diary yeah kind of beats like kind of defeats the purpose of putting it in the diary doesn't it and if it's a client they're not on your instagram so they haven't seen your Instagram story to go, hey, it's our wedding.

We booked you as a DJ. She needs to go into her emails. Cross-check. And put wedding and then that date in. That's a really good idea. And then it might come up. It's a really good idea that I'm sure she has already done. You reckon?

I messaged her today and I said, hey, because this was two weeks ago she put this up. I said, hey, and I've been checking in with her regularly. I was like, any resolution? She goes, no, still stressed. I've just had a good idea. Yeah. I've just had a good idea. Yeah.

Should we prank her? Yeah. Where I'll call her up pretending to be the bride. Yeah. And be like hey Just checking in No we wait until after this weekend Should we call her on Saturday night The wedding has passed

And we call her on Monday I will call her as a very upset bride Should we call her at 7.30 on Saturday night And be like hey speeches are just finished. Just wondering where the DJ is. If you were going to do a sound check or you were going to set up your gear. She would die. Yeah.

I'll keep you updated on that if there is an update, if anything comes through. Because I'm invested now. I really want to prank her. We can do that. We'll think of an idea. I want to know, apart from that, what's the thing that you forgot you were meant to be attending? What's the major event that you didn't make it to

because you forgot about it? Because you put it in the diary wrong or you didn't write it down and then the thing came up and you didn't even attend? Like a wedding, like an important birthday party, like a graduation, something like that. You weren't there because you forgot about it. Remember the time someone called us on this show and told us that they missed their best friend's wedding?

Yep. They were like, they called me and I didn't even know. Like I was like, hey, what's up? They're like, where are you? Yeah. They're like, what? Didn't they call them the day after? I think it was on the day. Oh, was it? And they were like, where are you? Yeah. They're like, what? Didn't they call them the day after? I think it was on the day.

Oh, was it? And they were like, oh, I'm at home. And they're like, it's my wedding. Your stomach would just drop, wouldn't it? Bree and Clint. It's time for a birthday banger. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger.

Guys, have you missed it? Birthday banger to get you home. You can call us, tell us your birthday. We do the research behind the scenes here to figure out what was number one when you were 16. And we're going to play one of these out in full. Mackenzie's here. Hi, Mackenzie. Hi, Mackenzie.

Hi. First off, cool name. Always love the name Mackenzie. Second question, what is your birthday? 8th of December, 2003. Straight in with Mackenzie. That means you were 16 in 2019. We've done the research.

Here is your birthday banger. Dance Monkey, Tones and I, in the country next week. A shame. Yep, she'll be performing in the country next week. Released a new album next week. Is she? Yep. She'll be performing In The Country next week. Released a new album last week. What do you reckon, Mackenzie? You like it?

Yeah, I love that song actually. Nice. Mackenzie, if you like that, go listen to her new album. It is phenomenal. You know, I reckon this is the perfect song

for that Aussie breakdancer Ray Gunn to dance to. She would slay it. Ray Gunn, to dance to. She would slay it. Ray Gunn would slay anything. Aussie on Aussie. But she would, yeah. She would dance monkey. Boots the house down.

She is the dance monkey. Let's go to Kate. Hi, Kate. Hi, Kate. Hi. How's your day been, Kate? Yeah, same old, same old. Back to reality today.

Oh, Kate. We hear you on that. We feel you. We hear you, my friend. I did. Yeah, you've been off for a couple of weeks. Oh, we have. We have.

Back to reality, though. Hey, Kate, what is your birthday? 22nd of August, 1997. Oh, that's in a few days. Happy birthday for in a few days. Thank you. You were 16, though, in 2013, and this is your birthday banger. Oh, Kate.

Jen. I mean, it's not a bad one from Jason Derulo, is it? We only got a tiny little bit, but I guarantee you it's a good tune. Okay, wait there, Kate. We've got to do one more for Mitchell. Hi. G'day, Mitch. How are you going?

Good, thank you, mate. Hey, tell us your birthday. We'll tell you your birthday, banger. 4th of May, 1980. Oh, may the 4th be with you, Mitch. You were 16, though, in 1996. And on that exact date, this was at the top. How bizarre.

How bizarre. How bizarre. Oh, a was at the top. Oh, a bit of OMC, how bizarre. Until Lorde came along, it was the most internationally successful New Zealand song of all time. One Hit Wonder? One Hit Wonder, yeah. What a banger, though.

Otara Millionaires Club, what do you reckon, Mitch? Yeah, pretty good. Pretty good. That's a solid song. Love it. Love the history. I am going to vote for Jason Derulo, though.

Yeah, something about that beat from Jason Derulo was doing it for me today, too. Are you into it? I'm into it, yeah. I think Kate was

into it, too. Kate, are you into it? Yeah, I love them all, but yeah, I'll take it. We're into it. Oh, Jason Derulo. It's 11 years old this year.

It's 11 years old this week. Yeah, geez. It's a birthday banger on ZM. I'm that flight that you get on in the National. Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint, that's Jason Derulo and Talk Dirty To Me, the winner of Birthday Banger today. What's his latest music he's released?

Because I know he's been doing the TikTok thing. Yeah. Was it Swa La La La? No. Or was that after? Swa La La La is like five years old. Bring up a bit of Swa La La La. Really?

We want a Swa La La La? I mean, it's a moment in time. He's had a lot of hits, Jason Derulo. He's had a lot of hits, yeah. I don't know if Swalla La La. A few misses too. Was a hit or a miss? I think a miss. I think it was a hit. Drink.

Swalla La La. I wish that I could taste it all night. It's got Nicki Minaj on it. A lot of hits. You're listening to a broadcaster this afternoon who I hate it. It's got Nicki Minaj on it. Anyway, you're listening to a broadcaster this afternoon who hasn't slept for the last 24 hours and has just returned from the other side of the globe. Brie said to me before, I feel drunk. I really do.

And I'm not. I don't think I am. Brie and Clint. 36 hours ago, I was in the beautiful country of Greece. I was on holiday. I have had an amazing time. But I literally flew into the country 5 a.m. this morning, went home, showered, did a few things, came into work.

Flew via where? Went from Athens to Doha, Doha to Auckland. Jeez, that's a rude awakening, eh? You step on the plane in shorts and jandals, you get off, you're in the middle of what the New Zealand Herald is calling a polar vortex. It was wild. It was so ridiculous. It's snowing in Christchurch today. Yeah, it's crazy. But, God, I love obviously going to different countries and experiencing different culture and having the opportunity

to do that is amazing. But, God, I hate travelling. Nothing makes me. Oh, you hate the transit. The transit. Yeah, yeah. Which, I mean, I don't think I've met anyone that goes, I love doing those long travel days.

Like, I love it. Oh, I don't mind the plane. You like goes, I love doing those long travel days. Like, I love it. I don't mind the plane. You like it. I like the food. Nothing makes me realise. And I like the movies and I like the sleep. Nothing makes me realise how disgusting human beings are until you do long haul flights.

Yeah, it does get a bit grotty. Like, I need to tell you this story. So here's what went down. So we had been going all day in Athens. We were lucky enough to go up to the Panthenon Acropolis. It was amazing. But it's like high 30s, early 40s. Like, we'd been sweating bullets all day.

Anyway, we've turned up to the airport. We've managed to get a shower and we were sitting there waiting for the plane. They got a Kuru lounge at Athens airport? They don't. Damn. They definitely do not. Anyway, so the speaker, it's come over the speaker, zone one, everyone on zone one, please line up to board the flight. So we've like noticed we were zone one. So we've lined up to board this flight. It was at that point that this family, this whole family, so it was mum, dad, three young boys, three young sons,

have lined up behind us. Obviously, they've just been on a family holiday. The sons are kind of sitting on the ground watching something on a phone very loudly. That was the first thing that annoyed my partner and I. We were like, turn it down. Like it was full noise, full noise. We were like, we just want to get on this plane. So they were listening to that. We're like, okay, sweet, can deal with that. Anyway, it was at this point that the dad who was standing directly behind me, like like quite close you know how close

people line up at airports yeah and he started and i'm not exaggerating this is what he started to do directly behind me yuck i've turned around because i was so disturbed. Oh, you don't turn around into that. No, when he stopped. Yeah. And I turned around to see him then continuing to cough with not using his hand. He was just coughing into the open, directly into the open around all these people who were lying down. Face masks.

Right? Yeah. It was at this point, it was so aggressive that I was like, I can't deal with this. I'm going to get into a fight. I'm going to punch someone. Like, it was making me that angry. Yeah. It was at this point, it was so aggressive that I was like, I can't deal with this. I'm going to get into a fight. I'm going to punch someone. Like, it was making me that angry because it was so disrespectful. Are you going to punch him or the kids?

Oh, well, I mean, the kids wouldn't fight back as hard. You can take the kids easy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was just, I was like, you're so disrespectful to everyone around you. And at that point, I was like getting so annoyed. He continues to cough, doesn't cover his mouth, and I have moved out of the way. I imagine quite deliberately.

Quite deliberately, like have moved out of the line, but like kind of standing where my place was but just away from it because I was just fuming. Anyway, at this point once I, but then he decides, he then moves behind me and starts coughing. You're his cough shield. But I think he obviously knew what I was doing and then he was like, oh, well, she's going to move.

That's what I think happened. You think you were in a passive aggressive war with this guy? Yeah. Oh. And so then I've moved to the other side of the line and he's moved again and coughed again. I was like, I'm going to punch this guy in the throat. And at this point.

You're not even on the flight yet. I know. Anyway, at this point. You haven't even done the travel. He says under his breath, don't worry, it's just COVID. Oh, no. He says that. And then everyone around us,

because all the people around us were getting annoyed as well, have kind of just moved away. Yeah. Anyway, I was like, keep you cool, keep you cool. Karma, karma will get this guy. Yeah. Anyway, my partner and I were like, just keep you cool, keep you cool. Anyway, we board the flight. Who's sitting behind us?

No BS. This guy and his family, he sits directly behind me on the flight. Yeah. And this is a four and a half, five hour flight. This guy sits directly behind me. I was like, what are the bloody odds? What are the odds? It proceeds to cough, sneeze, everything under the sun.

The entire flight kicks the back of my seat. I kept my, I don't know how I did it. I kept my cool the entire flight. I was like, I can't believe this is happening. Anyway, you want to hear the greatest story of karma? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right towards the end of the flight, I've realised, because our flight had been delayed by an hour. Yeah.

And then once we'd boarded, it was another half an hour to 45 minutes before we got away. Sure. So all up, probably two hours delay. Right at the end of the flight, one of the air flight attendants comes over, talks to this family and says, hello, we've got you on the record of the flight, one of the air flight attendants comes over, talks to this family and says, hello, we've got you on the record that you're on one of our connecting flights.

That is now going to be very pushed for time when you arrive. So this is where you need to go. This is what you need to do to make your connecting flight. At this point, I was like, oh, this is good. This is so good. Look, I don't want to, i don't want to i don't want to i i do feel i don't feel bad for wanting wanting him to miss his flight yes yeah yeah i was sitting there going god yeah god i hope you miss this one yeah anyway my partner and i was so

invested because we were so angry that once we got off the flight, we were like, let's just follow them, see how they go. Yeah. See how they go. Anyway, we followed this family to watch them get to their connecting flight to have the door closed on them. And when I say it was the greatest moment of my day yesterday, I truly mean it. Are you a horrible person? Oh, it was good. Oh, it was good. Oh, it was good.

It felt brilliant. Yeah, that would feel good. That would feel... Anyway, just a reminder, karma's real. She's out there. She'll get you. I reckon if you'd said to the person at the boarding gate before you go on the flight, hey, he just let me know that he's got

COVID. Just to let you know. You could have nipped it in the bud right there too. Jojo Siwa has gone on the Bobby LTOF podcast. If you haven't seen the Bobby LTOF podcast, it's very good and I don't know why. It's quite satire. Yeah. She's very unassuming. She's very...

She gets some huge guests. She's very passiveassuming. She's very... She gets some huge guests. She's very passive-aggressive. Yeah, she kind of lets the stars... But in a fun way. ...dig their own hole. No, like fun passive-aggressiveness. Fun passive-aggressive. Anyway, she's done just that with Jojo Siwa.

She's on the new episode. Oh, what has Jojo Siwa done now? Jojo Siwa. What has she done? Jojo Siwa. Is she still on her drinking buzz yeah because remember she turned 21 not long ago good point is jojo siwa on her drinking buzz no and yes have a listen to this you're 21 yeah oh you're so young i'm a baby still

do you drink now i don't drink there's this person named radical rick radical rick drinks i don't know who it is all of a sudden radical rick is like i want to play and is that your alter ego that is my drunk alter ego and he gets drunk why is it a guy yeah oh it's not it's a girl her name is radical rick though it's definitely a boy's name. Got it. I mean, it's Bobby. Yeah, you get the vibes. Ricky! Oh my god, are you drunk now? I'm not, no. I've only been drunk like four times now in my life. Ricky!

Ricky, are you drunk now? Next time my wife accuses me of being drunk. It wasn't me. It's not me, it's Ricky! Did you have a drunk alter ego? You are definitely someone who would have. Everybody. I don't think everybody has.

You don't think? What about people who don't drink? Oh, well, then no, duh. Of course they don't have one. Well, they do. They've just never met them. You know? If you don't have a drunk alter ego, then you don't get drunk

because it's an altered state being drunk, isn't it? So it's an altered version of yourself. Or you're just an adult and you take responsibility for what you do when you're drunk. Okay, Brie, fine. Let me rephrase again. I'm not saying I do that. I definitely have one. When I say drink, I mean binge drink.

Responsibly. I was doing some thinking about who my drunk alter egos are. Wait, you've got a few? I think they've changed over time. Okay. I think back in the day I definitely had daring displays of physicality, Dave, where I would go and do things

that I wasn't capable of doing, like the worm or like jumping over a really high fence or something like that. Yeah. It's part of my alter ego. Okay. Now I think I'm more of a cross-eyed Kevin or like a slurry Steve. I'm more of a sit down. My alter ego is more sit down these days.

Producers, are you with me on this? I feel like Clint's drunk alter ego is like fist pump Fred. I can see that. You know when he gets into his fist pumping stage? Oh yeah, like raving. Doing karaoke, you know, yeah. It's better than, I thought you were going to say fist something else. No, no, no.

Fist pump Fred. I'd take fist bump Fred. That's fun. Yeah, I don't know, I've been thinking about this. I don't have like a fun little nickname but I definitely become like I would like to use the word lavender. Like very I've been thinking about this. I don't have like a fun little nickname, but I definitely become like, I would like to use the word lavender. Like very just like lavender Hayes Taylor Swift.

Just like smoky. Nah, you're a cheeky house mouse. Excuse me? Yeah. When you were drunk, you're like a cheeky house mouse who got the cheese. Yeah, you run around trying to steal cheese from everyone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you kind of like,

you kind of mince around. Do I? Yeah. Claudia? What? In my prime, I would turn from Claudia Sykes to just Claudia Syke because people would think I was down for the count. I would disappear and then come back and revive the party.

Were you having a tack yak, were you? No, I wouldn't do that. I heard you were more of a handsy henna. No, handsy henna no more like hands-free henna you take your bra off would you three back in the day i do recall my drunk alter ego being called bianca bianca bianca bogan bianca big boobies bca Oh big boobies Bianca Yeah Because that's the only time You know The girls would come out

Really Yeah I'd take my top off a lot For some reason Really Not the whole thing Is she still with us No

She passed away Unfortunately A long time ago Is Bianca in the room with us No She passed away Many moons ago Get the Ouija board out

And then I had another one Later in life Her name was Alexis. Alexis. Or as she likes to be called, Alexis. Oh, okay. And she was like more sultry. Right, okay.

More classy. Are you imagining these? You're saying that when you're drunk, you become more classy? Well, no, sultry. But I'm saying more classy than Big Boobies Bianca. Oh, right. If the bar is Big Boobies Bianca. Yes, which is very low.

Okay, sweet. So Alexis was a little bit more classy. Yeah, right. We've got to get these people in the same room. Yeah, we should, eh? Shouldn't we? So wait, who have we got? Fist Pump Fred.

Fist Pump Fred. And we've got the House Mouse. I don't get that. I do not get that. But I'll take it. I'm not offended. I feel like I just have no filter. Is that house mouse?

Actually, I turn into a... Not a filter, Fiona. No. I turn into a klepto when I'm a little bit tipsy. Bianca and Hansy Hannah. Bree and Clint. And that's us. That is the end of the show.

We're going to get out of here. A severely jet-lagged Bree Thomasale is going to go to the Griff concert now. I can't miss the Griff concert. I missed it the last time she was here. And when I found out it was the day I got back from my holiday and I knew I'd be jet-lagged, I committed.

You can't see straight. No, I can't. Griff's not on for another two and a half hours yet. I'm going to go home. Nap. Are you? Nap for a couple of hours. An hour and a half hours yet. I'm going to go home. Yeah. Nap. Are you? Nap for a couple of hours, an hour and a half. Oh, you're going to sleep through the concert.

I reckon you're going to wake up at four o'clock tomorrow morning. You reckon? Yeah. Nah, I'm committed. Well, if you're going, it's going to be a great show. It's going to be a fantastic show and... Look out for Bree. She won't need a drink.

She's wasted enough. Yeah, don't... Don't buy one. No one hand me a drink. No one hand enough. Yeah, don't. Don't buy her one. No one hand me a drink. No one hand her anything. That is a disaster waiting to happen. Griff is joining Brooke.

Oh, Griff's doing the late show. That's right. Yeah, so don't. She's co-hosting. So, Griff, if you're out in the office and you're listening to this, I'm definitely coming. I'm definitely coming to the show. Lucky you didn't say, ah, I'm going to flag it.

Yeah, see, I committed. I didn't even, ah, I'm going to flag it. Yeah, see, I committed. I didn't even, I forgot that she was here, too. Definitely. Have a great night, everybody, and we'll catch you back tomorrow on the Brian Clint Show. Bye-bye. Bye.