ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 19th December 2024

Episode Date: December 19, 2024

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Wala-ba-naka everybody and welcome to the second to last Bree and Clint show of 2024 I've got a hot take, you wanna hear it? Yeah The council, this is for you The council, I'm calling you out Why don't we have our green bin included in our rates? You need to be picking up the green bins. As in like green waste?

Yeah, as in like your lawn clippings, your bits and bobs. That should be included in the rates. It's because not everybody has got a section. Not everybody's got green waste. Then their rates are lower. If they put it in the rates, then everybody would be paying for your green waste. Then their rates are lower. So if they put it in the rates then everybody would be paying for your green waste. But their rates are lower. No. Like my rates

are different to your rates. Oh yeah they are. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah well okay. Like why isn't it included? Every time I mow my lawn I have to pay to get my green bin picked up. God. I think it's BS. I know. I've got like 17 bins now. I know. The babushka bins as we call them. My dog ate a babushka doll yesterday. I know. I've got like 17 bins now. I know. The babushka bins, as we call them.

My dog ate a babushka doll yesterday. Oh, God. And I said, my wife was like, he ate one of the Russian dolls. And I said to her, well, essentially, he is now the largest babushka doll. Yeah, true. Because the other babushka doll's inside him. And he's going to do a babushka poo. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Can you imagine? He's going to struggle to babush that out. You have to just pull the part ofka poo. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Can you imagine? It's going to struggle to babush that out. You have to just pull apart the poo. I'm new to dog ownership, but I walked in the other day and his poo looked funny. And I thought, I need to know what that is. Have you? So I put the bag over my hand and I pulled the poo apart.

Standard? It was a scrunchie. Oh, yeah. He'd eaten a whole scrunchie, like a satiny scrunchie, and it had gone through his system, undigested, obviously, and then came out the back end. Wait till he starts eating the crotch out of your Mrs. Undies. Dogs love that. They get into it.

Fun show on the way. I have no idea what's on it, but I know that it will be fun. But we will start with Tradie vs. Lady, where the resurgent tradies have won every game this week so far. If you think it's going to be you, then give us a call right now. 0800 DIAL ZM. You could win 50 bucks cash. Oh, my God, I forgot.

I forgot. We got too busy sidetracked talking about green bins. Nickelback. Nickelback or pitbull. Anyone got a coin? Anyone got a coin we can flip? Someone got a coin? Oh, the Gen Zers won't.

Let's ask one caller. Jenna, are you there? Oh, yes. Hi, Jenna, are you calling for Tradie vs. Lady? Yes, I am. Yeah, okay, you can play, but before that we've got an important decision for you to make. What do we start the show with?

Pitbull or Nickelback? Pitbull, for sure. Done, done deal. Lock it in some Pitbull. Hold the line for Tradie vs. Lady. It's Tradie vs. Lady. The lady's on 111, been there for a couple of days. The tradie's on 105.

Our lady, we've already met her. She called up and picked that pitbull song, but she's 25. She's from Auckland and her favourite food is chocolate. Welcome back to the show, Jenna. G'day, Jenna. What is your problem with Nickelback, Jenna? No issue, just

prefer pitbull at this stage. Yeah, no fair. I mean, it's a hard decision. She's in a pitbull mood. It's like picking between your two kids. Pit bull or Nickelback. Both great kids. Gotta imagine if Nickelback and Pitbull were your kids. You're taking on our tradie today.

I'd be so proud. Would you? Yeah. Both successful. But you have to pick a favourite. Oh, I don't think I could. Pitbull. I think I'll go with Nickelback.

Okay. Well, you can have Nickelback in the divorce. Okay. Our lady is a, Nickelback in the divorce. Okay. Our lady is a, our tradie is a lady today. She's calling from Croatia. She's 23 and she's a painter. Welcome to the show, Elise. Hi, Elise.

Hi. How long have you been doing the painting thing? About four years. Oh, yeah? What's the best part of the job and the worst part of the job? The worst part's probably some of the houses are a bit nasty, but the best part's not doing the same thing every day. Yeah, nice.

Yeah, nice. Good answers. You are our tradie. Let's go with names today. It's going to be easier. Elise, Jenna, those are your buzzers. First to three will win tradie versus lady. Good luck, guys.

Here we go. Question number one. What year did the Titanic sink? Was it 1902, 1912 or 1922? Elise. Elise is in. Is that 1912? Well done.

It is 1912. One to the tradies. Question number two. What is the technical term for a lie detector test? Give you a hint. It starts with a P. I think it's the name for the machine that they use. Oh, yeah.

Nah. Buzz you out. A polygraph is what we were looking for. Oh, bugger. You kick yourself. You're like, oh, I knew that. I knew that. No points there, though. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this.

Elise. Is it Pitbull? It's Pitbull, yeah. It is Jenna. Where were you? I didn't know it. I couldn't get there fast enough. Pitbull's your favourite.

He's your favourite child. Anyway, that means two to the tradies. Jenna, you need this one to stay in the game. Question number four. What is the name of the mathematical theorem that allows you to calculate the length of a side of a triangle? We all learnt it in high school. We all had to learn it at high school. Jenna?

Yes, Jenna. Is it Pythagoras? Well done. Nice work. Well done. You retained at least one thing at high school? Jenna? Yes, Jenna. Is it Pythagoras? Well done. Nice work. Well done. You retained at least one thing from high school. Better than me. All right, one to the ladies, two to the tradies.

Question number five. How many cards do you hold in a standard hand of poker? Jenna. Yes, Jenna. Twelve. Oh, no. Elise? Is it five? It is five. She's got it. So, trad. Twelve. Oh, no. Elise. Is that five?

It is five. She's got it. So, tradie wins. Good game today. How did you know that last one, Elise? Just like a guess, I guess. Oh, really? That was a guess.

Hey, well done. The tradies are on a roll. They are unbeatable this week. Elise, we've got $50 coming your way. Oh, thank you so much. You're welcome. Go spend it on yourself, Elise. Merry Christmas.

Now, put it on the poker table. I don't think she plays. Are you on Google Maps? And are you committing a crime on Google Maps? There's a story on The Herald today about a man that got busted doing a crime because while he was doing that crime, the van with all the cameras on it that maps all the streets, which drives around the entire planet,

every road on the planet is now mapped. He was doing the crime and the van drove past him and now it's on the internet. Was he doing a poo? He wasn't doing a poo, no. I don't believe... Can you get charged for public defecation? Yeah.

Yeah. Not speaking from experience, but yes. Yeah. Have you done it? No. I have seen a guy do it in New York City, though. What? Yeah.

And he wasn't, like, homeless. He was a guy. And I caught him between two cars. No! So two cars that were parallel parked. So the boot of one car up near the nose of the other car and he just stepped off the footpath, went between the cars, dropped his dacks.

I must have needed to go. And popped a squat. Yeah. Either way, disgusting. Disgusting. I'll never forget, went to the Justin Bieber concert in like 2015. We parked ages away from the venue, came back to the car. Someone had defecated.

The biggest defecation right next to the passenger side door of the car. And my friend had to back the car away before we could get in because it was so big. It was honestly. It was horrendous. Anyway, so it wasn't that. It wasn't that. No, it's much more serious than that.

I haven't thought about that poo in ages, but damn. Google Maps has captured this Cuban man in Spain loading a dead body into the boot of his car. You're kidding. Claude, bring the picture up. He has a body wrapped in a white sheet and he is loading it into the back of a mid-90s Volvo. And the guy was already under suspicion for murder.

And then... Is this how they caught him? And this is how they caught him. So this wasn't the thing that alerted them to the fact that he may have done a murder. He was already a suspect. He was the guy that they fingered. We were like, this is the guy. What?

It's a police term, Bree. Oh, is it? Okay. Is it actually? Yes. Oh. To get fingered by the police means they're like, you. Buy me a drink first.

You. Don't look at me, Claudia. Buy me dinner. That's a term. You sure that's the right term. Buy me a drink first. You. Don't look at me, Claudia. Buy me dinner. That's term. You sure that's the right term? Buy me dinner, officer. 9696 if you're a police officer. You finger people, don't you?

Excuse me, constable. You finger perps. I'm not just anyone's. You finger someone in a line-up. Buy me a Long Island iced tea first. Can you imagine if that happened and you were intoxicated and you kept saying, hey, hey, hey,

I don't know you like that. That cop fingered me. Someone said, cop here, that's not a term. No, it is. That's not a cop. That's not a cop. That's not a police officer.

Someone else just text through, not true, re-fingering, lol. No, that's not a cop. That's not a cop. That's not a police officer. Someone else just text through, not true, re-fingering, lol. No, that's not a police officer either. How do we know? It's a police term. Aren't police officers not allowed to lie when they're saying they're a police officer? Yes, police officers are not allowed to lie. These people texting in are not police officers. Just because you text, I work for police, doesn't mean you do work for the police.

They said, I work for police. Definitely not true. do work for the police. They said, I work for police. Definitely not true. Not a term. Oh, Clint, what have you done? Let's move the attention back to the story, okay? I kind of want to stay here. A man has been caught loading a dead body into the back of his car on Google Maps. Another text.

Cop here too? Definitely not a term. No, you're not a police officer either. What's your badge number I said you're my badge number I would never finger a suspect I don't mean it like that I mean it's a police term

for like picking somebody get your fingers away from me we don't know what you're doing with yours now tiny little finger get your little pointer finger away lock those fingers up. I want to know something very specific,

which we may not get, okay? I want to know this afternoon, have you been fingered by a police officer? I think we moved and changed tact here. Have you been fingered by a police officer? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. The question I have. Nice try, mate. If you've been fingered by a cop, you should

talk to somebody. Someone said, I'll arrest you for slander, mate. Cops don't do that. Oh, here you go. Here's a bit of support for you. Here's a bit of support for you. I think fingering a perp is an American term, Clint. Yeah, well, bring it over.

It's not in their jurisdiction. Not in the Kiwi vernacular. Right. Well, bring it over. It's not in their jurisdiction here. Not in the Kiwi vernacular, right. Well, bring it over. Oh my God, this is made my whole year. To be honest, American cops getting fingered's not the worst thing that could happen to you by an American cop, is it? Oh God. You have the right to

remain silent? I want to know if you're on Google Maps. Is there an image of you on Google Maps? Did you happen to be doing something when the Google Maps van drove past? I'm crying and that was so funny. My dead nan is on Google Maps. Is there an image of you on Google Maps? Did you happen to be doing something when the Google Maps van drove past? I'm crying and that was so funny. My dead nan is on Google Maps. Is she? Yeah, collecting the mail. But she's not dead. No, she's not

dead. Oh, I thought you were meaning like... No, she is dead. She is dead. Now she's dead. Yeah, but on Google she's very much alive. I thought you were meaning like she fell in the front yard or something. No, it's one of the last photos we've got of Nan. It's on Google Maps. Just out of the letterbox getting the mail. 0800 dial ZM or text us on 9696.

Are you on Google Maps? And what are you doing on Google Maps? I really feel like watching that movie. What's that movie? Freddy Got Fingered? Why? Randomly, I don't know. Where did you get that?

It's a great movie. Someone said, give the police a shout out, we need more cops. Oh, 100 new cops. Dot com, dot nz. Only if you've got long fingers. Brian Clint, Lola Young, ZM. Brian Clint. There's a guy on Google Maps who's been caught in the middle of a crime that he is committing

because the Google Maps van has driven past while he's loading a dead body into the boot of his car. That's such an outrageous story. Yeah. The photo's incredible. I thought the story... It's such high resolution. I thought the story about Google Maps where the Google Maps car caught the guy tripping over

was a good story. That's a good one too. But this is just next level. Because it's in the series, right? And you tab forward and the guy's walking, walking, falling, falling. Falling, falling, falling. Yeah. No, this is, so the guy was already a suspect and they needed evidence.

And then turns out the evidence exists. He's on Google Maps putting the dead body in the boot of his car. Happened in Spain. Didn't happen here. Don't worry. But we want to know, are you on Google Maps? Is there an image of you on there? I'm not on there that I'm aware of. I don't think I'm on there.

Yeah. If you saw the Google Maps van, you should remember where you were when you saw it and then in a couple months, once it's all uploaded, go and check. Yeah. Because imagine if you popped up. You could be. But are you on there? Tori's called up and she's on Google Maps. Hi, Tori. Hi, Tori. Hello, how are you guys? We're good. Good, thanks. You've been immortalised on Google Maps, Tori. Not me. Okay, who? My little dog.

My parents' bedroom window is like a floor-to-ceiling window and he looks out to see if we have come home. Yeah. So he's sitting in the window, classic pose, one ear up, one ear down. Cute. Perfect. And that's going to be there forever.

You can go back in time on those Google. Even when they update them, you can go back in time. Oh, yeah, you can too, eh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, they've got like, I always find it so interesting because my partner and I, we've done stuff to the house that we bought and we can go back. Yeah, I love doing that.

And see what it used to look like. If you live somewhere, go and see what it used to look like. Someone said, I was on Google Maps in my undies in the garage. Don't ask why I had the door up. Yeah, why did you have the door up? Someone else texted and said, I'm on Google Maps at the bar ordering a Long Island iced tea. See, that's good.

That's good memories. I got the joke. Oh, what? That was from the banter we had before about the Long Island iced teas. Buy me a Long Island iced tea first. Oh, I'm with you. Okay, right. Amber's here.

Hi, Amber. Hi, Amber. Hello. How's it going? Good, thanks. Tell us, what have you called in for? I've just had a phone call from your producer. He's just heard about of slander in relation

to New Zealand police. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you a police officer? I am, I am, and I just want to assure everyone in New Zealand that we do not finger our suspects. Amber, it's a turn of

phrase, okay? I said... It's definitely a turn of phrase, okay? I said... It's definitely a turn of phrase. I do not appreciate that. Clint said he believed that the police were fingering people. No, I said it's a police term to finger a suspect. It means to pick one. Amber.

I stand by it. I stand by it, Amber. In fact, Amber, what's your badge number? There's no guarantee that you're a real police officer. What, am I meant to just take you at your word? I reckon she is. I take you for your word, Amber. I'm absolutely not giving my badge number over to Amber.

No, how convenient. She's 100% a police officer. Have you ever done what Clint's saying, Amber? No, absolutely not. I would never. And if I did, I would absolutely be out of the job. I'm not talking about doing it the way that you're talking about doing it. You're being rude.

Sounds to me like you are. You're being rude, okay? Yeah, no, it sounds to me that. I have a lot of time and respect for the New Zealand police. I think you do fantastic work. You've really flustered him now, Amber. Fantastic backtracking. I do appreciate it.

Amber, can you come and arrest him for this slander that he has? Amber, get back to work. Go and finger some gang members. Okay, Amber? Get back to work. Hey! You leave Amber alone. She's doing great work out there on the streets.

You got a holster for those fingers? You got a license for those things, Amber? License to fingers. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is The Latest. Remember earlier... Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa.

Calm down there, music. Calm down. It's already bloody on holiday. Take a break, okay? Take a breath. Simmer down. Remember earlier this year when all that drama went down with Molly May

and Tommy Fury from Love Island? Yes, it was huge news. Literally one of only two couples from Love Island that people care about. Yeah. And Iken Su and Davide. Yep, they already broke up. And then Molly May and Tommy Fury broke up too because he cheated on her. And then

they've got a baby. Turns out while all that was going down, there was a film crew at Molly May's house, I believe because they were filming a documentary about something else, like some of her influencer business stuff. And then all the stuff broke about the cheating scandal

and so the cameras are right there as she finds out. Oh God. Imagine that, you went to make some boring doco about her skincare or whatever she makes, and then this huge scandal breaks. You'd be like, finally, we have a show. Finally, something worth watching. So they've turned it into a six-part Amazon Prime series coming out. Six?

Wait, six parts? It's called Molly Mae Behind It All, and it's all about her breakup with Tommy Fury. I've watched the trailer. It's called Molly Mae Behind It All and it's all about her breakup with Tommy Fury. I've watched the trailer. It's pretty intense. It's got her in it. Her parents are in it.

Her family are in it. Her baby is in it. I didn't see Tommy in it anywhere. Okay. So he's obviously not consented to be in that. Maybe. Well, maybe she just

cut him off completely. Anyway, here's a bit of the trailer. Well, actually, I'll be going to call it though. The Making of Molly Mae. No. Molly Mae, This Is Me. Yeah, I don't hate that.

Molly Mae, Behind It All. I kind of like that. Do you like that? It feels right. Suddenly overnight, every part of my life changed. It's absolute carnage. This is a good opportunity for me to sit down and say how I actually feel. It looks quite good.

It reminds me of, it has the essence and the vibes of when Khloe Kardashian found out when the Kardashian cameras were there and found out that he had gotten another woman pregnant. Tristan, yeah. Tristan, her baby daddy, and the cameras were rolling on it. It's got those type of vibes. Yeah. They're really going to milk this thing, though.

The first three parts of the six-part documentary series come out on January 17 on Amazon Prime. Okay. And then the remaining three episodes will come out in autumn 2025. Oh, my God. Like She's Yellowstone. What, like a follow-up three episodes? Exactly, yeah. Wow. Or, or it's Yellowstone. What, like a follow-up, three episodes? Exactly, yeah.

Wow. Or, or it's that good. Or it's that good. And there's that much juice in there. She is, you know, she's the most successful influencer in the UK. Is she? Yeah. Did not know that.

People like her. She's crazy rich and crazy famous, but she's also quite relatable. Normal. And normal. Yeah. Yeah, to a degree. I mean. I mean.

She drives a brand new G-Wagon, but she's just like us. Brie and Clint. Caught up with a couple of good friends last night for a nice dinner. It was lovely. And there was a fight that happened. At the table? It was a discussion that happened before the dinner okay so we were there and my friend's husband we're having a drink first because we went over to the table where they were

already sitting down and we had a couple of drinks and then we walked to dinner okay and as we got up to walk to dinner i noticed my friend's husband carrying this, what I would describe as a lovely laptop man bag. Okay. His. His. His lovely laptop man bag. Yeah.

And I said to him, I was like, is that your bag? Because I- Had he come from the office? Well, this is the thing. He looked real nice but looked casual and cool and I assumed that he didn't and which made me then question and say, is that your normal everyday bag that you take out?

Oh, like, okay. Like a man bag. Like a man bag. Yeah. Okay. Like a man bag. Not a work laptop bag. A man bag. Just a man bag.

Straight man bag. Yeah. And he goes, oh, no, I've come from the office. Right. And I went, oh, okay. And it was at that point my friend overheard the conversation that was happening and she jumped in and went, are you talking about that bloody bag? And I went, oh yeah, I was just asking him if that was his bag he uses as

an everyday bag. Yeah, is it a utility or is it an accessory? Yeah. And she goes, I've been telling him to get rid of that bag for years. And I was like, there's something wrong with the bag. She goes, I hate that bag. Yeah. And then the conversation just continued throughout dinner. I've had this experience once when I criticized a friend's dog harness that their dog wears because the dog is so cute and had like a bunch of nice like collars. Right.

This is one particularly heinous like harness that the dog wears. What was so bad about it? It was just ugly and it was pink. It was like hot pink, but not as a fashion statement, just as like, I don't know, maybe it was like a visibility thing. I don't know,

but I made the mistake of bringing it up and not realising that that... What's your problem with hot pink? No, I didn't realise that the harness was a bone of contention in the marriage. So I've thrown myself into... Yeah, that's what happened to me last night. It's exactly the same.

I've thrown myself into... I was like, oh no. ...an accessory argument. I was an accessory to an accessory argument. Yeah. Unintentionally. Yeah, I didn't want to be. No.

I pulled out straight away, but it was too late. The ball was rolling. You know? Don't say to be. No. I pulled out straight away, but it was too late. The ball was rolling. You know? Don't say that again. If you know what I mean. Yeah, so anyway, I think he has to get rid of the bag. Do you reckon you started the conversation where they had to get rid of the harness?

I don't know. I know they didn't sleep in the same bed that night. What, an actual fight? Yeah. Oh, mine was a joking around fight. Yours started an actual argument. Over a dog harness? Oh, no.

Not good. Someone's in the dog harness. It's a funny one. Someone's harnessed up in the dog box. It's a funny one because the longer you are married to somebody or with somebody, I think the more likely you are to double down on using the item that they don't like. Whereas if you're newish to the relationship, you go, oh, shit, they don't like my bag. I won't use that bag.

Yeah. I won't use that bag. And then it becomes like a, you know, a point to be like, no, I'm going to continue to use this. Yeah, yeah. Or I'm going to continue to wear these horrendous shorts that you hate. I'm not allowed to wear certain bucket hats because that flops my ears out the side. My wife hates them. I think she's looking out for you on that one. Yeah. Yeah. But I don't have to see it. It's more about her caring for you.

She's being selfless. No, she is. If I know your wife, like I do, she's a selfless woman. She is. She's doing God's work. I thought we could ask people this afternoon on 0800DIALS at M. You can be anonymous or maybe you don't want to be. Maybe you want the world to know what is the thing that your partner wears, that your partner has, that you just hate. And it's caused certain discussions or arguments in your relationship where you want them to get rid of it.

They don't. They love it. What is it? Certain pair of shoes. Certain pair of shorts. Certain pair of undies. Maybe it's a pair of glasses. Maybe it's their high school leavers jersey.

I remember there was these friends of ours and my friend, her boyfriend, would wear those, what are those, transition lenses? Oh, transition lenses. And she hated them. She was like, I am not attracted to you. When I see you walk from inside to outside and they transition, it gives me the ick. Be careful.

We've offended the transition community on this show before. No, well, I... They're called the people that are called transitionals. It's not my opinion, it was her opinion. The transitional community. Transitional lenses. What's your partner's item that you hate? Bree and Clint.

It's your turn to have a vent. What is the thing your partner's wearing, they're doing, that you just want them... They're owning. They're owning and you just want them to get rid of it and they won't. Turns you off. Yeah. Puts you off.

Someone said, a lot of facial hair, body hair ones coming in. Someone said, I hate my husband's hair. He's grown it long. It's lanky and thin. Not luxurious locks at all. I hate it. It's hideous. But his choice, I guess.

Well, there you go. You're supportive at the end. Kathleen's here. Hi, Kathleen. Hi, Kathleen. Hi. How are you going? Good, thank you. Tell us, what is the thing your partner's got doing? What do they have where you're just like, get rid of it? He's got these grotty Grinch pyjama bottoms.

He does. Not even just at Christmas. He's not just busting them out at Christmas. He's wearing them all the time. They are horrible. If I could just picture them, they'd be all faded and nasty. He's the Grinch all year round. Really nasty. What about on those nights?

Obviously, he won't say too much, but those nights where he thinks maybe, you know, does he still wear the Grinch boxes to bed on that night? No, they just popped out beside the bed to whip on in case it... Pops them beside the bed so he can put them on in case it doesn't happen. Here's my tip. If a pair of scissors happen to slip and fall into the

crotch, right in the crotch to cut a hole out of the crotch, I mean, not your fault. Yeah. Almost warrants a dryer fire, doesn't it? Yeah, thanks, Kathleen. We appreciate it. Someone's texting and saying it's the other way around. My partner absolutely hates that I have stretchers in my ears.

They're only 10 millimetres, so nothing huge. He comments on it all the time, but I'm a stubborn brat, so I keep them in. 11 years now and they're not going anywhere. I can tell from that message that you don't even care that much about your stretches anymore he's just made it such a big deal that you don't want to take them out you do you babes, what about this one

they said my partner has these leggings that he used to wear under his shorts, they looked atrocious to say the least, I threw them out a little while ago, he's yet to find out. Oh, Peter Pan with the leggings under his shorts. The leggings. Is that to hold in all the, you know?

Stuff. Yeah, the bits and bobs. The bits and bobs. Is that what that's for? Lisa's here. Hi, Lisa. Hi, Lisa. Hi, how you doing?

Good, thank you, mate. Tell us, what is the thing? So my husband is a big fan of those bucket hats that are just horrendous He's got, well he's had two A navy one and a black one Just in case he likes to switch it up And they look ridiculous on him

And he likes to wear them everywhere What do you mean everywhere Lisa? Does he wear them out in a casual setting? Casual public everywhere It's just his go to And he looks so good without a hat Anyway but he won't listen to me wear him out in like a casual setting? Casual public everywhere. Oh, no. It's just his go-to. And he looks so good without a hat. Anyway, but he won't listen to me.

So one time I actually threw them in the bin. Unrenounced to him, he didn't know where they'd gone. But he went and bloody bought some more. Oh, Lisa. Have you thought about killing him with kindness? You said there at the end that he looks so good without them on. Have you ever said you are so handsome when you don't have that bucket hat on? I have tried. I have tried.

I have tried, but he's a very persistent man. Oh, Lisa. Thanks, Lisa. Godspeed. We'll send you a Zedian bucket hat. Love you too. We'll send you a Zedian bucket hat to say thanks. That's so funny. Someone said my partner wears, oh, we've got that person here, the Jandals caller. Hi, Ash.

Hi, Ash. Hey, guys. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Ash. What is it for you? What does your partner have where you're like, oh, I just can't stand it? Jandals everywhere, and I mean winter, summer, it's Jandals 24-7.

The only place he doesn't wear them is to work, so he has to wear work boots, but it's the worst thing because I could throw them out and he'll just go buy another pair. What's wrong with him in jandals? Is this a classic Kiwi bit of footwear? Well, the worst thing is the feet. The feet are just horrific.

Oh, no. Yeah, it makes me want to run and hide. What if you guys had to go to a wedding? Would he still wear jandals? I kid you not. We went to one of his friends' engagement parties, which turned into a wedding in the backyard, and it was Jandals. Jandals.

Ash, I've got an idea for a Christmas present for him. Yeah. A pedicure. Book him in. Book him straight in. At least you can try and make it a little bit better. Or Crocs, because at least they will close his toes in. Well, that's a fair comment.

Yeah, lock him down in the Crocs, Ash. Good luck with that. Thanks, Ash. Someone else, last one. Someone said, my partner, for me, that's a fair comment. Yeah, lock him down in the crocs, Ash. Good luck with that. Thanks, Ash. Someone else, last one. Someone said, my partner, for me, it's socks and sandals. 20 years and it still gives me the ick.

Also, can you please normalise the man bag? I'm so sick of carrying my husband's crap. I agree. Let's normalise the man bag. We should campaign for that next year. Brian Clint's specific line of, personal line of man bags. Yeah, we do it like a limited edition line of man bags. Brie and Clint. Once upon a time, there was a girl.

She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic. Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do. Brie and Clint's What's The Plot? A movie guessing game where today if you can take Brie down, you'll win $100 cash. And that is the opportunity that you have, Sarah.

Kia ora. Hi, Sarah. Kia ora. You are playing the wounded gazelle this week. She lost last week. Her confidence is down. This is the last game of the year. This is where we wanted to be at the $1,000 mark.

But we're not here. I know. I know. But that's okay. $100 still good. We're going to have a great game. You could walk away with $100 cash. We're going to give you a redemption round, Brie.

Last week you lost on the topic of Christmas movies. Oh, yeah. And I know you love Christmas movies. I love them. So we're going to do Christmas movies again. Oh, okay. Sarah, do you like Christmas movies? I do, yes.

Then good. We have a nice even game on our hands. I will read plot lines of movies. You buzz in with your name as soon as you would like to have a guess at what that movie is. Don't wait for me to finish. And the first person to give me two correct movies

will win. Bree and Clint, what's the plot? Good luck and Merry Christmas. Movie number one. A young boy who has grown sceptical of Santa is shocked. Bree. The Santa Claus? The Santa Claus.

Sarah? Red One? Red One. No, I'll carry on. Is shocked to see a train stop outside his window. Bree. The Polar Express. The Polar Express. Well done. Well done. Well done.

No idea how I got that. I really don't. I'm like, where did that come from in my brain? Christmas movie number two. I'm trying to pick the one that I think is going to go best for the game. Come on, Sarah. you got this one. Though London awaits the joyful arrival of Christmas, a miserable man isn't on board with it

and berates his faithful clerk and cheerful nephew for their excitement. Later, he encounters the ghost of his late business partner, who warns Sarah... Scrooge? Scrooge. Thatrooge, that's the story but not the name of the film. Oh, I do know the name. The name of the

film is also the name of the story. The something of Christmas Pass. Oh, carry on. Sarah's in. A Christmas Carol. A Christmas Carol. Nice, Sarah. The Story of Ebenezer Scrooge.

Haven't seen it, but that was good from you, Sarah. You regrouped, you came back and boom. As soon as I said Scrooge, I knew I got it wrong. You crushed it. Christmas Movie No. 3. Tie Break. For the win. Multiple intertwined stories.

Love Actually. Love Actually is correct. You know what? God, you couldn't just let Sarah have it, eh, on the last game of the year. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to give you my $100 that I've earned, and I'm going to give it to you for Christmas, Sarah. Oh, you're an agent. Because you played bloody well, and I'm going to give it to you for Christmas, Sarah. Oh, you're an agent.

Because you played bloody well and we're going to... Do we have 50 KFC chicken dollars for you as well? We do. There you go, Sarah. Merry Christmas, Sarah. Thanks for listening to the Bree and Clint show. Good on you. Thank you so much. Merry Christmas, guys. You too, Sarah. Ho, ho, ho.

Ho, ho, ho. Bree and Clint. I do love a Christmas tradition. I am a sucker for it. I love anything that's tradition and it brings people together because that's what tradition does. Yeah, it does. It gives you something to sort of bond around, doesn't it?

A hundred percent. I love it. It gives meaning to an occasion. So good. It gives you something to do. It's a touchstone too so you can go, oh, remember last year's nudie Christmas run? Yeah, it was great. Yeah.

Yep. Whatever your tradition is. Yep. Dad got his reindeer out. Totally. Rudolph. Rudolph with the red nose. Rudolph was definitely there.

Led the troops into the night. Anyway, a friend of mine, I was out the other night with him and a friend of mine mentioned an unusual Christmas tradition in their family, which I was like, oh, I just love an unusual one. You know, I like the traditional traditions, but I like the real... Traditional traditions. Yeah, you know, the traditional ones, but the quirky ones are my favourite. And he said to me that their family, every

Christmas, they always have a dress-up theme. Oh, that's fun. They always have a dress-up theme and it changes every year. And he started and I was like, what are some of the things being? So apparently this year is aliens.

Fun. Last year was year is aliens. Fun. Last year was under the sea. Okay. And then they've done like French. French. French is fun, yeah. Like in all these different themes. Berets and stripes.

So everyone comes dressed up in the theme for Christmas. I was like, I love it. I love it too. How good? You can get weird in your own family. Yeah, why not? And start those traditions. And also you can start whatever can get weird in your own family. Yeah, why not? And start those traditions. And also you can start whatever tradition you

want in your family. Do you guys have any traditions in your family? No. Not really? No, and it makes me a bit sad really. You can start your own. We should start one. You can start your own. We have quite a few in our family. Christmas Day. Christmas lasagna. There's the Christmas lasagna. Always

have a Christmas lasagna. Yep. christmas lasagna always have a christmas lasagna yeah yep have to um when we're opening presents on christmas morning before anyone can open a thing we have to have the christmas um elvis presley album playing yes like that is that's when christmas has started on cd on cd yeah good. My mum's still got the CD stacker in the living room. Good. And then there was one more, now I forget it. Your dad cooks breakfast doesn't he? How did you know

that? Mate, I know you. God, I feel like we know more about each other than our partners. But yeah, my dad who does not cook in our family so after everyone's opened the presents my dad cooks up the biggest breakfast. Eggs, bacon. This is our sixth Christmas.

Is it? Yeah. I spent more Christmases with you than with my partner. Correct. Yeah. Correct. Yeah. And we don't have any tradition.

Oh, we do have a Christmas tradition. I know, and I'm waiting for it. Do you know what it is? I'll just let you know that I'm waiting for it. Do you know what it is? I'll just let you know that I'm waiting for it. Okay. I was talking about the one where we take the photo outside the Sky Tower. Yeah, but you guys cancelled the tradition last year. Did we?

Yep, you did. Who cancelled it? You guys. You said we don't want to do it and we didn't do it. What do you mean? The photo on Ponsonby Road outside Chapel Bar. I didn't say that. In front of the Sky Tower, we didn't do it. Why didn't we do it? It wasn't me. I can't remember who it was.

Somebody in the team said no. Who was it? I don't remember getting invited. It was you, Clint. It was not. I remember. We were outside Prego. It was not me. And we were outside. It was quite busy. We were rushing to come back to work. Clinton Paul Roberts, was it you?

I don't believe it was me. Well, how are we going to know? If it was me, I would have been feeling the vibes of everybody else. Maybe. That's always an excuse. Hey, well, you know what? Let's restart the tradition. We can take two photos this year.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Two photos? Bring two outfits? Yeah. Hey, what I want to ask is I want to hear about your unusual, your quirky, your different Christmas traditions. I don't like, I don't care where they came

from, how they started. Just what is it? What are you doing in your family? What's your family's thing or your friend group's thing that you do for Christmas? What's your family's thing or your friend group's thing that you do for Christmas? What's your unique, different, unusual Christmas tradition? The thing you and your friends, you and your family, you and your partner do every year. And you invented it. You don't necessarily know even where it came from all the time.

But you're like, I don't know why, but this is a tradition now. Like this one. This is so good. Someone texted her and said, Christmas Eve in our family is hot beef rolls night, aka roast beef and freshly baked bread rolls. Delicious. Don't know where it came from, but we've been doing it for so long. I reckon 25 years.

That's fantastic. I hope the cooking gets shared around because if it doesn't, that means mum has to do a whole roast beef the night before she has to do a whole roast ham or turkey the next day as well. Jeez, I want to start that tradition in my family. That sounds so good. Paula's here. Hi, Paula.

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, guys. Merry Christmas. What's your tradition, Paula? We have cuisine from a different country every year. Oh, I like that. It's a different themed cuisine every year. What's this year?

This year we've decided in honour of the US elections to go north and south of the Trump wall. So we're going Texan and Mexican. Texan and Mexican. Tex-Mex. Tex-Mex. Not quite, not quite, but close, yeah. Oh, not Tex-Mex.

You're going to do specifically Texan and specifically Mexican. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That sounds like a good spread there, Paula. Oh, it's fun. It takes a few days to prep, but it's all worth it. Have you done Chinese Christmas yet? We have not done Chinese. We've done Japanese.

We've done French. We've done Italian a couple of times. Nice. Italian is the best cuisine in the world. Yes, Paula. Did you have a Christmas lasagna? No. Honest opportunity.

Even when they did the Italian night, they did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks, Paula. Let's go to Emily. Emily, what's your Italian night. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks, Paula. Let's go to Emily. Emily, what's your Christmas tradition? Hi, Emily. Hi. What is it for you guys?

So me and my partner, so a lot of his family lives down south. So last year we went to his family. The first Christmas we weren't together. Yeah. And this Christmas with my family. So what we do is we give each other our big presents

from each other so like you know the thing you've asked for kind of thing like we put I think it was like $250 this year

so it's like the big present we give each other the night before Christmas Okay Christmas Eve and then yeah and then we give all the little presents

we kind of split them in half so he might take like two small presents to his family to give to me and for me to give to, and then we give all the little presents. We kind of split them in half. So he might take like two small presents to his family to give to me and for me to give to him. And then same with my family. Right. Okay. So it's about the present giving.

Yeah. So it's kind of just like, because my birthday is three days out from Christmas. So for me, that's kind of like that solidifies like now is Christmas. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Totally. And that stops any kind of confusion of anything. Yeah, gotcha. Oh, nice.

Merry Christmas, Emily. Thank you for calling. Merry Christmas. We appreciate it. Some of these are really good. They said, if the gift can be worn, it has to be put on straight away. Like last year, Dad got a sexy nun

with fishnet stockings costume, but it was meant for a small woman. Not pretty, but he had to put it on straight away. That's so good. Someone else said it's a tradition for us to have a whiskey and milk on Christmas morning. It's disgusting but tradition started from my past grandparents. I like this one.

Ange is here. Hi, Ange. Hi, Ange. This might be my favourite one. What is it? What's the weird, unusual Christmas tradition in your family? We go to a BP, just one to wherever we are at the time,

and have a pie and a V for lunch and then take a family selfie with our hands and then chuck it up on Facebook or Instagram or whatever. And if people generally, extended family and friends, if they don't coming through, they'll start messaging, like, where's the photo? We need the photo. I have so many questions.

I have so many questions. Can it be a different, can it be like a Zed or like a different service station or it has to be a BP? It has to be a BP, well been. And it started off being just a random beach station, but now it's kind of, it's been good, just straight BP. Yeah, well, that's good because you can find a BP anywhere, so that's good.

That's good. And how in the hell did this even like come about that you have a Pi and a V at a BP on Christmas lunchtime? It really would be like traveling on side of the family in the morning and it would be going somewhere. Oh, I can't. So it started out in a practical way and now it's a thing. Yes, I hear what you're saying now.

Yeah, I love it. I thought they were all just sitting around like, let's say, in Auckland and then they were like, all right, guys, time to go down to the BB. We've got this beautiful roast meal in the oven, but let's go get a butter chicken pie. Yeah, yeah. Thanks, Ange. Merry Christmas.

We appreciate your call. Merry Christmas, Ange. So many of these coming in. We can't get through them all, but we will do this one. Where is it? Is it the early morning beach ride? No, it's this one. My family all take a poo in the ocean on Christmas Day.

We are dedicated listeners of ZM's Bree and Clint show, and knowing that we have an ocean pooer among us, working in the radio industry, means something to us. Merry Christmas, Bree. And Clint, you should try a poo in the ocean. So, it's nice. You've helped with that tradition. You try a poo in the ocean. So it's nice. You've helped with that tradition. You're a part of that tradition.

Can I just say that person has, so if you, obviously, everyone has seen it. When I outed myself as a one-time ocean poo, like we've all done a poo in the sea. Yep, we've got the audio great. That person I reckon has nearly texted every day this year something about me. Like anything we're talking about, they'll text through. They'll find a way.

They'll find a way. They'll find a way. And can I just say, I take my hat off to you. Yeah, Merry Christmas. That was a year of hard work for you. Yes, well done. You can hang up the old texting tools for now. You can give it a rest

next year. Or don't. It's completely your prerogative. Oh God, it's up to you. Time for a birthday banger. Let's do it. Second last birthday banger of the year. Number one song when you turn 16. Six years this feature has been running on The Brian Clint Show, and I don't think this has ever happened.

Welcome to the show, Libby, first of all. Hi, Libby. Hi, Libby. Hi. And Emily. Hi, Emily. Hi, Emily. Hi.

Both of you have called, right? And both of you have the exact same birthday, so we're going to do you together. Oh, cool. You were not only born on the same day, you were born on the same year. You have exactly the same birthday. You turned 16 on the same day.

Wow. So you have the same birthday, Banger. Let's figure it out for you guys. Same birthday, Banger. Libby, tell me what yours and Emily's birthday is. The 22nd of December 1998. It's very, very close. And you were both 16 in 2014.

And on that day, this was at the top. Bang it. Does that sum one or both of you up? Libby and Emily? Yes. Yes. Yeah. Definitely something. Libby and Emily? Yes. Yes. Libby and Emily, like we put them off air and they're like, do we just become

best friends? Do we just become best friends? Do you want to go do karate in the garage? You're birthday twins. You could have been separated at birth. Yeah, same star sign. Oh my god. Okay, wait there, wait there, wait there. We've got to do a birthday banger for Rose. Hi, Rose. Hi, Rose. Hi. Are you finished work birthday banger for Rose. Hi, Rose. Hi, Rose.

Hi. Are you finished work for the year, Rose? No, tomorrow. Oh, same here. How bloody good. What is your date of birth, Rose? It is the 7th of January, 1987. Oh, it's coming up as well.

You were 16, though, in 2002, and on that day, this was number one. I played this at the primary school disco last week. It still goes off. Yeah, kids love it, eh? What do you reckon, Rose? To be fair, I actually like the girls. You like to be trumpet and savage. Okay, okay, I see you, Rose. I see you, you freak. Wait there, one more for Liz. Hi, Liz actually like the girls. You like to be Trumpet and Savage. Okay, okay. I'll see you, Rose.

I'll see you, you freak. Wait there, one more for Liz. Hi, Liz. Hi, Liz. Hello. Merry Christmas to you, Liz. Yeah, Merry Christmas to you. Long time listener, first time listener.

Wait a second. Let's go, Liz! Go, Liz! Go, Liz! Go Liz! Go Liz! Go Liz! Oh, we do love it, Liz. Take your top off. Put it back on.

Because that's inappropriate in a workplace. But maybe later on at the after party. Good to have you here, Liz. Yeah, good to talk to you. I heard you've got a pretty special birthday too, Liz. Oh, I have. It's coming up. When exactly. I heard you've got a pretty special birthday too, Liz. Oh, I have. It's coming up. When exactly is it?

On Christmas Eve. She's a Christmas Eve baby. Christmas Eve. Yeah, what year? Well, there's actually two of us. Oh, you're a twin as well. Yes, 1959. Okay, all right, let's do it, Liz.

I have a good feeling about it. You were 16, you and your twin, in 1975. And on that day, are you ready, Liz? I probably won't even remember it. I don't think you're ready. I think you will remember it. I think everyone listening will remember this. Liz, this is your birthday bagger.

Oh, come on, Liz! Oh, yeah! Bit of bohemian rhapsody for you. You were named after the Queen, and your birthday banger is Queen, Liz. Unreal. Definitely. What are the chances?

God, you're a special caller, Liz. My husband calls me Queenie. Queenie! No way! Yep. God, what a special round of birthday banger we're having. Yeah, I'm going to vote for pink. Get the party started.

No, I'm kidding, Liz. I'm going your birthday banger. Got to do a Bohemian Rhapsody. The first ever double birthday banger, and then Liz calls through who is a twin, and she gets queen, and her birthday's on Christmas Eve. It's just, you couldn't write it. You couldn't write it.

You could not write it. Liz, I agree. You're a fantastic caller. Your birthday's coming up. Everybody's bloody birthday is coming up. I know. You can only write it. You couldn't write it. You could not write it. Liz, I agree. You're a fantastic caller. Your birthday's coming up. Everybody's bloody birthday is coming up. I know. You can only choose one. You win birthday banger.

Congratulations. Oh, my God. Thank you. No worries. And have an amazing birthday and a great Christmas, Liz. Thanks for listening. I'll go for a free ride on the bus with my gold card. Oh, how good, Liz.

Go for a hoon. Go for a spin. Brian Clint. I love you. From Liz. 1975. Queen and Bohemian Rhapsody on ZM. Brian Clint.

I sold our family car today. We're getting a new car, a bigger car, because the family's getting bigger. And I found myself, when I was handing over the keys to the car getting weirdly emotional about it. I, as a person, try not to attach sentiment to objects because I'm a recovering hoarder. Like growing up, I kept everything. Everything that had any glimmer of sentiment or meaning to it I was like well I'm definitely going to want the ticket

stub from the first time I saw the Lion King at the movies I'm definitely going to want the sunscreen tube that I got given for free at my first big day out mate honestly you don't even have to explain this to me because if there's anyone

that is the worst for this, it is me. But shit mounts up, right? You can't keep everything. My partner gets so angry at me. Yeah. Like, it's the crap that you accumulate. And you'll never use it. No.

You will never use it. I made a conscious decision about 10 years ago to disassociate the memories from the item and go, the memory can live in my mind. I can have a photo. I can have a photo of the thing or I can have a photo of me at the thing. No, but what if you forget it? But I don't need to keep everything. And the item always prompts you to think about it. That's why the item- But if I forget it, it'll be forgotten and I won't be worried about it. I won't be upset

because I will have forgotten it. Do you kind of know what I mean? I kind of do, but it makes me anxious, and I think I'll just keep the things. There'll be things to keep. There'll be things to keep. Like I've got a lock of my daughter's hair from her first haircut. You're like Ben. You know, you can't go too far with it.

Yeah, exactly. But like my mum gave me a box of my paintings from kindergarten the other day. Did you get rid of them? They were garbage. I think I kept one so I could be like here's something i did but i just i i can't keep everything because i will i will drown in a sea of things so then today as i was selling the car i was like oh it's just a car but then as i walked away from the car i looked at the car and i went oh my god we bought that car when my wife wife Lucy was pregnant with our first daughter Tui.

We bought it to be our family car. Yeah. And that car, I drove Lucy to the hospital and to give birth to Tui and she was on all fours in the back seat because she was having major contractions and that came into my mind. And then I drove both of our daughters and my wife home from the hospital for the first time after they were born in that car. And I thought, oh, it's been a big part of our family and my wife home from the hospital for the first time after they were born in that car. And I thought, oh, it's been a big part of our family, that car. Then you took a photo of it to remember it.

I took a photo of it to remember it. Yeah, so you've got the photo. Yeah. But I totally, mate, I'm totally, I'm right there with you. I remember my first car, which I had for a number of years. I remember when I sold it and my mum and I, she came with me to hand it over to these people because she had to pick me up in her car

because I was giving the car away. And my mum and I cried about it in the car. It's just a car. And you know what? I think for my mum, I feel like she's like, oh, my daughter's really growing up now. You know, that's her first car that she's just sold. And all this crap just comes into it. But then for dads, it'll be like, oh, my daughter's really growing up now. You know, that's her first car that she's just sold. And all this crap just comes into it.

But then for dads, it'll be like, oh, that's the car the family did all of the road trips in and things like that. Oh, that's the first car I hotboxed. So I actually wrote this on my Instagram and I put it up and listened to this message that I got from somebody. They said, yes, but how cool is it to think that the car you're replacing it with will house your kids through their preteen years and be a vessel to create new memories in and letting go of that car that you had opens you up to opportunities like that

and other families will have the opportunity to create memories in that car that you are now letting go, which is so nice and so sentimental, but actually it's just a car. It's literally just a car, four wheels. It's just a car. That lock of hair, though, that can go in the bin as well. I left it in the glove box of the car.

Oh, did you? Yeah, yeah. Free and Clint. Backbone, and that's the end of the show. Backbone. Song's a lot. We've got to get out of here. I've got to go.

I've got to catch the train home tonight because I've sold my car, so I'm vehicle-less. About time you got to get out of here. I've got to go. I've got to catch the train home tonight because I've sold my car, so I'm vehicle-less. Mmm, about time you got rid of that death trap. I don't even know. Don't say that. The dealership that bought it will be listening. I mean death what? I mean about time you got rid of that very, very

well looked after, in good condition car. It was actually. No, it was. We joke, we joke. Let's go. You got anything special planned tonight? I do. I've got a little card tonight with some friends at my house. Just a little BBQ out in the backyard.

Oh nice, what time are we kicking off? Well, you're catching the train. The train doesn't go past my house. Oh yeah, yeah. So you miss out tonight. I'd hate that Anyway I hate barbecues eh Do you? No No I know you don't

Hey you You're welcome to come over For a barbecue anytime No I know when I'm not wanted Nothing better than a barbecue On a nice summer evening That's what I always say

Yeah I'll remember for next time I don't want to come I just want to be invited That's so true Yeah You are so that person Correct Like you'll never come I just want to be invited That's so true Yeah You are so that person Correct

Like you'll never come But I want to be invited But you'll get offended If you don't get invited But because I don't come I don't get invited Exactly Yeah

Exactly It swings and roundabouts Alright well so long as Claudia's not invited I'm okay Tonight Claudia Are you catching a lift With me to my house

Yeah I'll be there Okay sweet Brand Clint We'll be back tomorrow For our last show. We'll see you then. Woo-hoo! Play ZM's Brand Clint.

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