ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 19th December 2025

Episode Date: December 19, 2025

A Fridayoke Christmas Special. TIGER KING Joe Exotic himself.  Extreme lengths you went to see a crush.  Mumma Di's Christmas message.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show requested, so here it is. As long as you've got da-da-da-d-da. It's Z-M's Brean-Klin podcast. Z-M's Brean-K-K-C, thanks to KFC. KFC's summer bucket is back. Free reversible bucket hat included while stocks last. It's the last Breanclin show of the year. The final Breanclin's show for 2020, 2020, 2020, 2025.

That's us, guys. I love that. Happy Friday, happy last Brian Clint Show of the year. How's everybody doing? Yeah, good. You know the voice at the start of that opener there?

Yeah. That was Sam, our sound engineer, who makes Friday Oakey. That was him singing. I thought you might say that was Santa. No, no, no. That was Sam singing. Isn't he good?

He is good, yeah, yeah. God, imagine when he listens to us, bloody, butchering it. Every week. It's great to be here, guys, and we have a really fun show on the way for you guys. We have our last Christmas-themed Friday Oakey coming up at 5 o'clock this afternoon. We sure do. We've got lots of little things happening.

We're also going to have Joe Exotic, Tiger King, on the show this afternoon. Fingers crossed. That is the plan. Producer Claude and I have talked about whether or not it is a scam or not. Yeah, I think it could be. But we are meant to have a call with him. Right now. Right now.

So some behind the scenes for you. usually we go and play two songs. We come back and do Trady versus Lady. We might have to play three songs here because we're going to go and record our conversation with Tiger King, Joe Exotic, who's in prison right now. And we've been advised not to go live. No.

Because we don't know what he's going to say. So we're going to do that right now. You're going to call us right now for Trady versus Lady and Claudia will get you guys on the line. And we will talk to Joe Exotic and then hopefully we'll have that interview for you guys during the show today. Planning to play it out just before 5 o'clock.

So bloody buzzy, eh Last show of the year, Tiger King All right, you call us We'll go talk to Tiger King And we'll play Trady versus Lady next Play ZDems, Bree and Clint We are still waiting on our call from Joe Exotic Tiger King He's a little late

But he is in prison So that's understandable He's on prison time What if all the phones are being used by other inmates It's a great point, Bree So in the meantime It's Trities versus lady

The last game of Trady versus Lady for the year The points don't matter The Trades have taken that for the year But it's pride and 50 bucks that is on the line Our lady isn't crush her, she's 29 And she's the last lady of the year Welcome to the show Amber Hello Amber

First time playing Trady versus Lady It is, I'm a long time listener But first time player Way to save a man. First time player. First time player. Welcome on board, Amber. It's great to have you with us.

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. You are taking on our tradies today who is calling us from Fielding. He's 29 and he's the last tradie of the year. Welcome to the show, Connor. Hello, Connor. Claudia hung up on our lady. Accidentally.

What are you up to today? Connor, you got a big weekend planned? No, not a big week in plan, but it's been the last day of work, so it was normal last day madness and then good work to do. Oh, good to hear. That's the vibes. Your buzzer will be Trady. We're just waiting to get our lady back after I hung up on her.

Do you like to do that to the ladies? Hang up on them. No, they usually ghost me, to be honest. It's usually the other way around. Your wife's been ghosting you for the past seven years. So we're just focus on Connor. Connor, what's, what we're doing for Christmas? Just with the family, we're doing a, so we're doing a sleepover in my parents' house with all our kids.

Cute. So that's going to be madness. How many kids? How many for the sleepover? Six kids. And then I'm one of four. Holy Toledo, big Christmas. It's a full hour.

Are we going to a replacement lady, Claudia? Is that all we have to do? Oh, I feel awful. Oh, Amber misses out. It's all my fault. But we go to our backup lady this afternoon. She is called Ashley. Kiyoda Ashley.

Hi, Ashley. Kiyoda, guys. How are you? Turns out you're the last lady of the year, not Amber. Plot twist. Oh, lucky. Lucky you. Yeah, great to have you here.

Okay, Amber, your buzzer, Ashley, rather, your buzzer is lady. Oh, way to put salt in the wound for Amber. Connor, your buzzer is trading. the first of three correct answers gets the 50 bucks. Good luck, guys. Here we go. Question number, oh, look, Amber's called back. Oh, God.

Oh, no. Hey, producer Claude, can you grab Amber off the caller list and hook her out with some KFC? Thank you, Claude. Appreciate it. Question number one, guys. Turbo game, guys, have only got a couple of minutes. Joe Exotic was the star of which 2020 Netflix show?

Lady. Oh, Ashley. Tiger Cat. It was Tyke. King. We're waiting for his call as we speak. Question number two. The largest living lizard on earth has a venomous bite that inhibits blood clotting. What is the name of that lizard? Yes, Connor.

Comodo Dragon. Well done. It is a Komodo Dragon. Well done, Connor. Here comes question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Ashley. Ashley. Is that Kelly Clarkson? It is Kelly Clarkson.

Well done. Kelly Clarkson. What a game. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number four. How old was Neil Armstrong when he set foot on the moon? Was he 28, 38 or 48? Trady.

Connor? 38. He was a tie break for the last game of the year. This is why we love it. Question number five. Which Kiwi Olympian has won the most Olympic medals for New Zealand? Yes, Connor. For the win.

Lisa Carrington. And he's got it. Oh, my. That was a high-stakes, high-energy in Trady versus Lady. Ashley, you are a worthy competitor. Very worthy. Thank you, Ashley. Yeah, thank you, Ashley.

Can we get some KFC for Ashley? Hold there, Ash, you get some KFC. Claude, can we get some KFC for the other woman that I hung up on as well? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, we did that. Oh, we got her some KFC? We got her KFC too. And we got Ashley some KFC.

And we got, Conner. 50 bucks. $50. Cash. Can we get Connor? some KFC? Yeah, Connor, do you want KFC? Oh, yeah. Um, oh, I don't know. I just called him for the glory, really.

Oh, good on you, Connor. Um, congrats. You're the last Trady Victor of the year. Well done. What a game. Trades take out the year and the last game. ZD.M.'s Bree and Clint podcast. We just got off the phone with Tiger King. Fascinating stuff. There was some bombshell. Did you expect him to say some of the stuff he did? No, no. We pre-recorded it because we had to. We had to pay for this interview.

We interviewed him out of a prison in Fort Worth, Texas. And we're going to bring you that interview just before 5 o'clock, our Tiger King interview. I'm glad we pre-recorded it because he swore quite a lot. Yeah, and then when he swears, I feel like I swear. I think you said a couple of F-bombs to seem cool. Yeah, I wanted to get on his level, you know? Yeah, yeah.

I was like, if Carol Baskin. Carol Bask. Claudia's in the studio with us at the moment. Our producer, hi Claudia. Hi, Claudia. Hi, guys. The one producer that stayed till the end of the year. MVP.

MVP. Last producer standing. You said to us yesterday that you've been working on a Brie and Clint wrapped for 2025. 100%. Every year I do something around Christmas, just like a highlight of, you know, everything we've done this year. Because by the time you get to this side of the year, you've no idea what happened, like, even six months ago. I don't know what happened yesterday. So this year I've gone like slightly less Christmas themed and more just like, here's all the weird stuff you guys have got up to this year.

Okay. Okay. So I present to you, Bree and Clint, from me. 2025. It's beginning to look a lot like Chris. Oh, I'd be like a pig in a trough, just I'd be

burh-b-b-b-blah-bhruh It's the motherfuckin. Oh, oh, yeah. Teh-h-h-h-h-moy, day-h-h-moh. Emergency DJ Clinton is not back on the dicks, okay? Houston? I've got a bonus. How much of this

ice cream do I suck off? Oh, who, who, yeah. First, here's Olivia, Wittledon, Z-M. Top of the morning to you. Top of the morning to you, Paul. LGBTQ you. No, I'm mad at you now. Why are you mad at me?

You're mad at you from bring up the towel again. On the edge. Oh, no, it's ZM. It's a big job, though. I know. I've been practicing. This is my beautiful son, big old pancake. What's Clint light?

Absolute winker. Winker, I know. The official date representing us is the meat pie. You and a mate are coming with us to the NRL grand final, baby. We put it $1,000 on it to come first, and it came dead last in the Melbourne Cup. All right, Clint. I know what I'd do. Take a poo on the wedding cake.

Hi, Bree. Hi. How's Clint? I love you. I love you. As a friend, but I love you. Thanks. That means a lot to me.

Why are you telling me this now? Woo-sah. Something we like to say in New Zealand Let's go kick it in the dick Kick it in the dick God damn it You want to be our table brief I changed this one

Turn around Once A more Oh my God That was a whole lot in there It's been a year guys It has been a year The constant

Woo-ho in there It was too much for me a dollar. Take us out on one last woo-hoo. I can't woo-hoo. I'm just going. Woo-hoo. Yeah, nice. Perfect.

A couple of weeks ago, I saw a post on Instagram from Joe Exotic Tiger King, and at first I was like, oh, this is weird. It looks like AI, it won't be real. And he was like, I'm doing interviews, I need some money. I made no money out of the Netflix show. If you pay me, I'll come on. You can interview. me. So we've got our producers to reach out. We allocated $500 to the interview. He came back and

said, $25 for five minutes. My final offer. 50 bucks for 10 minutes. So we went for the 10 minute option. And today, that interview came through. After a little bit of back and forth, we managed to get the Joe Exotic Tiger King on the phone, and this is how it went. Is this Joe Exotic Tiger King? It is. Hey, man, you've been harder to find than Carol Baskin's husband That crazy bitch Hey, Merry Christmas

All the way from New Zealand It's good to talk to you, Tiger King Well, I was good to talk to you on I appreciate the support And tell everybody over there I send my love and respect Because I have a lot of fans from the United Kingdom It's crazy

So we're not in the United Kingdom We're in New Zealand And I just wanted to know Do you know You're still across the pond No we're underneath We're underneath Australia We're near Australia

Okay Yeah Have you ever been to Australia before Joe Shit man I've never been out of the United States We're talking to Joe exotic Tiger King at the moment Live from which penitentiary

Are you in Joe Whereabouts are you I'm in a federal medical center in Fort Worth, Texas. In Fort Worth, Texas. Are you allowed to have a phone in there? Because that's what we found interesting. We saw your post on Instagram, and it said,

hey, I'm up for some interviews, if you guys are keen. And I found it interesting that you were able to post this stuff and take calls. Are you allowed to have a phone in there? You can have tablets. Everything's about money in here. Right. Okay. They charge you 50 cents a minute.

Whoa. Yeah. I need to ask you, Joe, when Tiger King came out in 2020, because you were in prison back then. Were you able to watch the show when it was playing out? Believe it or not, I didn't see it for the first time until last week.

Last week? Are you kidding? Yeah, uh-uh. How do you feel you came across? Yeah, what did you think of it? I was pissed. Yeah, what, do you think they got quite a few different parts of you wrong?

What didn't you like? Well, you know, I didn't film for Tiger Chain. No. Okay, I was in jail two years before Tiger King. thing was filmed. Yeah. They took all that footage off my YouTube channel that I was filming for a reality show, okay? What upsets me, though, guys, is it's done nothing to help tigers.

That whole show done nothing to help tigers. Right. And then they interviewed John, the whole show with no shirt on. You know, they had an agenda. Yeah. And then they made me out to be the method. I'm like, I'm the only motherfucker. in the whole show with a full set of teeth

wearing clothes. What's going on here? You know? Yeah. Hey, Joe, that's wild to me that you've literally just seen it last week. When you get out in four years, do you have any plans to make your own reality show or make your own documentary?

I am. I have six terabytes of never seen footage from that zoo. Really? And I'm going to show the real truth of what went on at that zoo. You know, they didn't, it wasn't a documentary.

It was a hit piece. We're talking to Joe Exotic Tiger King live from an American jail in Fort Worth, Texas at the moment. And we know your time is precious. We know we're running out of time. I want to get some messages and some thoughts from you. If this podcast reached someone like Carol Baskin, what's your message for her right now?

Carol, Carol, Carol's a, Carol, you know, people have my argument, Carol way out of proportion because me and Carol just made money off of each other, okay? Carol had her followers, and she had them brainwashed that I was abusing baby tigers because I'd taken away from their mom, and I would let you pet them. Well, I made my money with my followers on Joe ExoticTV.com convincing people she was that shit crazy and she killed her husband, okay? Because who is an adult woman goes around with flowers on your head all the time?

Okay. It was simple, okay? I never seen or talked to Carol Baskin until my trial. So what you're saying to us, Joe, is that whole thing with you and Carol was publicity for both of you to make money off of each other. Absolutely. Yeah. Absolutely. And that's all it was.

And Jeff Lowe used that to use this whole murder for hire plot. And it worked for him. It absolutely worked for him. But Carol, to this day, again, none of this was about tigers because Carol gave all of her tigers away to Turpentine Creek in Arkansas. They're taking care of her tigers. She sold her property there where she had her zoo for $19.5 million. So Carol got what Carol wanted, and that was to be rich and not have to take care of tigers.

You know what? I didn't know that. I didn't know that she'd sold the zoo and made that much money. She sold the property for a housing development. Joe, before you go, do you have a message for Kiwis listening down here in New Zealand? It's almost Christmas. What's your message to New Zealand is listening to this interview at the moment? You know, Merry Christmas to all of you. I send my love and respect to everybody over New Zealand.

You have some of the world's most fascinating wild animals, and I intend on coming down there and helping you one day with conservation to make sure they stay alive and well. You're a fascinating person, Joe. and we appreciate your time. Merry Christmas, all the way from New Zealand and from the Brian Clint show. Merry Christmas, Joe.

Merry Christmas. I love y'all. Thank you. That's Joe Exotic. The Tiger King. Live from Fort Worth, Texas. He's gone. He's got another call to take.

Z-N's Brian Clint. Caught up with some friends last night for dinner. Silly season. You know how it is, mate. Silly season with an S-Z-N. Getting silly. Uh-huh. And one of my friends walked in

and her eyebrows were on fire. Okay. Looked amazing. Oh, in a good way. In a good way. Oh, yeah. And I was like, what have you done to your brows? They look incredible.

She's like, oh, I got them tattooed today. Uh-huh. And I went, they've done a great job. Uh-huh. They look amazing. She's like, yeah, I met this woman out a little while ago, and she was so hot. And she was, told me she was a eyebrow tattoo artist. Okay.

And to see her again. I booked in to get a face tattoo. Okay. I was like, that is commitment. So to see this person again, she's paid for an appointment. Yes. So she has paid to see the person that she has a crush on again.

But I think you're missing the biggest part. She got a face tattoo. Wow, it's eyebrow tattooing. Still, it still counts as a face tattoo. She let this person draw blood. Yeah, like imagine. if, like, this person wasn't good? I wonder, though, is that the wrong idea?

Because as they're now some kind of client service provider covenant that can't be breached, which is like, oh, I did kind of have a crush on you, but I've got a policy where I don't date customers. Oh. You know? Yeah. Yeah. Didn't think about that. Maybe not, though.

No, I don't think so. I don't think it goes that deep. Now, you hooked up with your spray tan person that time. I did not. It was my acupuncture. Oh, yeah. Different. And that person from that clothing store.

You shush. But that's different. That's different. That's so different. It's so different. Really different. And they were hot. Did you ever go to great lengths?

I'm trying to think. Did you ever meet someone? Claude, did you ever meet someone? And then you were like, oh, how am I going to run into this person again? How am I going to accidentally bump into this person? That's a great question. I do come to work every day for that reason. Oh.

Is that about you or me, Clint? Maybe both. We'll take it. I remember having a crush on the girl whose family run and owned the Agrodome in Rodrua. Yes. Her name was Valerie. Okay. Shout out to Valerie.

Shout out Valerie. And I had quite a big crush on her. But it's weird because you don't just go to the Agrodome. It's not like, oh. I just felt like doing a bungee jump this afternoon. Or, oh, I just felt like coming to watch the sheep sharing show. Are you telling me you, like, did a bungee jump? Nah, I just was like, oh, I'm in the area.

Do you want some McDonald's? Of the Agrodome? Yeah. But the Agri Dome was quite a long way from the Rydroa McDonald's, and so I was there with, like, lukewarm McDonald's. On reflection, pretty desperate. In high school, there was a guy in our grade very good looking fellow

but he was in a no he's in a different grade he was in the grade above us but I always was like oh he's so good looking and he was a water polo player oh yeah and I joined the water polo team so I'd be able to spend

more time in his vicinity I was a horrible swimmer I nearly drowned yeah yeah the the young like what's the word I'm looking for hormonal tension that exists in the water polo sector is

crazy. Yeah. Because you're in these tiny togs together and in high school, water polo is mixed. So the boys play with, it's one of the only sports you can play where the boys and the girls are in the same sport together. Plus togs, plus water.

I knew that. Oh yeah, we all knew it. We all knew it. Yeah, but then I think... I had very... I played water polo for three seasons. I had very little interest in water polo. I don't think I really thought it through, though, because once I put that little water polo cap on. Oh, yeah, yeah, with the little plastic earmuffs.

Yeah. Look, let's just say it was not doing anything for me. No, it's not doing anything for anyone. No. Oh, me, he still look good. He looked good in anything. Oh, okay. And nothing. And nothing. We want to know this afternoon, what's the extreme lengths that you went to to see somebody

that you had a crush on? Yeah. To accidentally bump into them. or to just put yourself in their sphere, just to put yourself in their path, you know? To maybe have another interaction. How far did you go? Did you find out that they were doing a European contiki?

And then you booked a European contiki. And you're like, oh, are you where did you go to there? Oh, my God. Wow. I'm on the same bus for the next three weeks. That's what a coincidence. That is so weird. Want to sit together?

Did you go to the same movie like six times? 0.800.m. Or you can text us on 9669696, the links that you went to to bump into the person that you are crushing on. Z&M's Bree and Clint Podcast. Right now we're talking about the lengths you went to see someone again that you had a crush on. A friend of mine got a face tattoo. Kind of. No, not kind of. Well, she's got two face tattoos. Two face tattoos. It was her eyebrows, but technically a face tattoo just to see a person that she thought was cute. She had a crush on the eyebrow technician. So we want to know how far you went. Sophie's called up.

Hi, Sophie. Hi, Sophie. How are you? Good, thank you, mate. How far did you go, mate, to see someone again? Yeah, it was a good 15 years ago. I attended a hypnotist night. It was a fundraiser for some sort of sport.

And my crush, he was one of the participants that decided to get hypnotized. I thought you were about to say it was the hypnotist. I mean, I'd be a crush on a hypnotise. I was like, you didn't book in for like 10 hypnosis. I was like, do you have a crush on him? Or did he hypnotize you into thinking you had a crush on him? Okay, no, you had a crush on one of the hypnotizees at the night? Correct.

That I knew would be attending. Yeah, okay. And there was a part of the night where the people that had been hypnotized had to go out in the crowd and have a certain song, songs start playing. They would have to hug the closest person. Okay. Or the first person they could see. So I was continually positioning myself around to make sure that I've got a wee cuddle.

And, yeah, 14 years later, we're together, Phil, with a wee boy. Great, tact that. I don't know we still hypnotized or what. Yeah, I was going to say. Do you think he is still hypnotized? You worried one day he'll snap out of it? Sophie's really, really scared to click her fingers around him. She's like, no one make any sudden movements.

That's perfect, so good. Johnny's here. Goody, Johnny. Hi, Johnny. Thank you. Good, thank you. Merry Christmas. What was the extreme lengths?

You went to see someone that you had a bit of a crush on? This was back in the school days where there was girls' touch, and they were short a referee, so I volunteered because the girl I had a crush on was playing. Right. Didn't really know the rules, but I just saw if I run around. I was unfit. I just kind of went, oh, yeah, she'd score a try, she'd look at me. I was like, oh, yeah, that's a try.

And then other guys are like, what the hell? Reef. My favourite part, Johnny, is you going, I didn't know the rules, but that didn't matter. No, I kind of did what I did, and so I was like, oh, that's okay. And then it kind of broke the ice because then you go to a party as a school, as a teenager. And she's like, oh, you're such a good ref for us. And they kind of broke the ice. And did you ever, did you ever date her or kiss her?

Yeah, we dated for about two years, I think. No way. Perfect. I like the guy on the other team being like, oh, what the hell ref? And you go, shush, bro. Don't cock-block me. I'm trying to hook up with the girl on the other Tahit. I still ref touch now and they probably think,

what an idiot. You're an idiot back in the day and you probably still in the deal. Who have you got a crush on now? Why are you still reffing, Johnny? Yeah. I don't know. I don't tell them this was that. Good man.

Man, there's some good texts coming in. It's great text. Listen to this. Not me, but my now partner started coming into the strip club. He spent over five grand in lap dancers to spend time with me. being that time we got to know each other quite well I now don't work at the strip club We've been together ever since

We bought a house and a baby together Don't tell guys that Because all the guys that go to the strip club Will be like if I just spend enough money That's a plot for a Hollywood movie right there She'll quit stripping And she'll be with me They should make that into a movie

I'd watch that What about this? I learnt sign language for a deaf guy Incredible That's amazing Well he would have appreciated that Yep. Someone else said, I went solo to France to do super yachting in hopes that I would reconnect with my ex. Did it work?

I wonder if it worked. You can't leave us hanging. This was after getting my, oh no, this one. I got a job at the local pub so I could see him without his misses around. Scandal. They broke up a couple of weeks later and my plan was successful. Ended up managing the bar too. Oh my God. You, you crafty devil.

I like the idea of getting a job that you would see him at a place where he wouldn't come with his girlfriend. Yeah, that's like calculated, isn't it? He goes to this cafe and he goes to this pub, but he goes to the cafe with his girlfriend to I'll work at the pub so that she's not good. So that I can see him and talk to him

without his misses. This one, after I got my motorbike license, and I bought a motorbikes, just so that this guy would think I was cool. Yikes. Wow. That's commitment. I got tattooed three times.

ended up dating for six months. That's worth it. Three tattoos for six months? Yeah. It could have been a fun six months. Yeah, it depends how big the tattoos are, I guess. It also depends if they're only three tattoos? Yeah.

Or if it was three more tattoos. Yeah, like are they the only tattoos you have? Because that's an even bigger commitment. I drove all the way from Hamilton to Wellington for a dude that I met on Tinder for some indoor gardening. How far is that drive? That's a fair way. It's nine hours from Auckland. So from Hamilton, it's like seven and a half hour drive.

Seven hour drive? It'd want to be good. Yeah. Like imagine if you got there and you're like... It's a long drive back with a lot of regret if it wasn't good. Yeah. Oh, they wrote back about the person that went to France. Worked on the super yachts.

To try and reconnect with their ex. They said, no, the France yacht thing didn't work. It was really awkward. It's a small community. and yachting over there. They're like, there's the desperate girl who came from New Zealand for a booty call. I wonder, though, if that person's ex

was like, what are you doing here? What are you doing here? Yeah. Like, and why are you working on the same ship as me? Hey, guys, nothing ventured never gained. What does Michael Jordan say? You miss 99% of the shots you don't take. What?

No, you miss 100% of the shots. Oh, you ruined it. As Lady Gaga said, there could be 100 people in the room. And if one person believes in you, then play the song. Like Fifth Harmony said, you ain't got to go to work, work, work, work, work. But you got to do the work, work, work, work, work, work. But you can work from home.

Oh, oh, oh, oh. Perfect. Beautiful. Last show. Just get through it, guys. Bray and Clint. Please don't stop the mill. What the hell?

Three and Clint's One Second Song Challenge. The last one second song challenge of the year, where we go head-to-head guessing songs as quickly as we can. Kate, you're joining Team Clint. Kiyoda. Kiyoda. Hi, hello. Were you the person who got to choose their team?

Yes, but I actually asked for help, and she told me you, so I hope she's right. She is right, Kate. Even Claudia's against you. No, it's... It's because it's fact. And I don't take offence. It's not you, Bree, it's the theme.

It's just my capabilities. Kylie, you got the Dregs. Sorry, Kylie. You're on Team Bree. Good afternoon and Merry Christmas. Hello, Kylie. Merry Christmas, you too. No, we're stoked.

My girls are in the car. We love three. I love you guys. Let's do it together, eh? Claudia's in charge of the game. Claudia, what's the deal? Hello. So the way the game works is we're going to start a song from the beginning.

I need you to buzz in with your name and tell me the artist. the name of the song and Clint the reason I think you might excel in this is just because of the song choices today so the theme is the top songs of the year like the most played songs but I feel like they might have Clint's going to be all over there's like a rash tricky beginnings but Clint you say the songs on the radio so I feel like maybe you've got a leg up here yeah that's my special job and you're so good at it me I'll just sit here and coast along laugh I'm a laugh track yeah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

So Bree and Clint, you guys are going to do the first round and then Kate and Kylie, I'll get you guys to jump in and the first team to three points is going to take home the win. Alrighty, Claude. Are we ready? Bree and Clint, this one's for you. Brie.

You're really trying to prove yourself, eh? That is Rose. Well, well, done. Finally, girls, we got one. The dream start. I literally didn't even hear it. and my brain was catching up. And I was like, just luck.

That's your technique, okay? Yep. Yeah, just buzz and give it a go. He's so good. That's how I need to play. Okay, that is one point for Team Bree, and that is how the game is done. Come on, Kate.

Come on, Kate. Come on, Kaylee and the girls. Buzz in with your name if you know it. Here it is. Kylie. Kylie. Sabrina Carpenter. Not Sabrina Carpenter.

Kate? Lily Eilish. Oh. Cicor. Birds of a feather. Yes. Well done, Kate. Unlucky, Kylie.

It was one or the other. Come on, Clint. I want this so bad. Well done, Kate. Okay, we're back to a tie. Bree and Clint, the next one's for you. Clint. Benz and Boone beautiful things

I do that one too I just did the brief That's all right Kylie and the girls have got this one They got it You've already proven yourself free You're good to go Yeah

Come on Kylie Kate and Kylie Back to you Kylie Kylie Kiley Benson bone Kate, Kate, steal it, we're a team.

I know we're a team, but you're on your own here. Can we play more and they're both back in? Yeah, we can play a bit more. No, no, no, no, Kate has to forfeit her free guess first. Kate, do you want your free guess? Oh, I can't even think of nuts. Okay, we're putting you both back in. Everyone's back in.

You can both buzz back in, okay? Huge song this year. They say the holy water is what it does. Kate. Oh, my God. Um, oh, I can't sing you the song. Yeah, well, yeah. Might have to buzz you out for time.

Yeah. No, it buzzed me out. Kylie, you got anything? No, we know this song, but we don't. No, who he sings it. And that's okay. We'll say no point there. No point.

It was Alex Warren Ordinary, wasn't it? It was Alex Warren orinary. Okay, so what are we looking at, Claude? So at the moment, we've got one point for Team Bree, two points for Team Clint. So, Clint, you're either going to cinch it or Bree, you could tie it up and everyone could go home a winner. Oh. Or do you want to go all in? We could go all in.

Do you want to do high stakes winner takes it all? Or we could let the girls duke it out. Okay, yeah. Let's just have two winners. Who's that? Who was that? Was that Kylie? Kate.

Kate, we're in the league. She's not confident. I don't want to lose it now. It's advantage to us. Okay, I'm going to say everyone's in. Anyone can buzz in. Here is your last song. Free.

Lady Gaga, Brun Omar's died with a smile. Sure. Everyone's glad. The best result. Everybody gets free KFC. Kylie and Kate, well done. Yay! Good on your team.

Hey, have a Merry Christmas, guys. Thanks for listening. Thank you. It's ZDM's Brea and Clint podcast. Ladies and gentlemen, Brean Clint's Friday Hokie. Welcome to the last Friday Oki of 2025. It's our karaoke segment where we go into the studio

with our professional audio engineer Sam, who also produced the drum and bass Christmas song. He sure did. God, he's a genius, isn't he? He's so good. And we do our best. We do the best cover that we can. Usually we do the same song. But I thought for the last show of the year,

just before Christmas, why don't we do, um, choose your own Christmas song? Choose your own path. It was my idea, so I'll go first. And I'll reveal what mine is. Oh, no. I've gone for the boobs.

Today, I've gone straight for the boobs. I really like... It's a solid song choice from you. Straight to the teat. No, the booblaid. Oh, different boob. The boob lay. Yeah, got it.

So you're going to hear mine. And then bring or reveal what hers is and we'll hear hers. Okay. We need you to listen to both, though. Because somehow you're going to have to compare these and we need you guys to pick the winner this week. Yep. to look a lot like Christmas

Here it is Best of luck, man, I think this is going to be a ripper from you My Christmas present to you listening My boobs It's It's going to look a lot like Christmas It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Everywhere you go

Take a look at the five and ten It's glistening once again With candy canes and silver lanes a glow It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Toys in every store But the prettiest sight you'll see is the holly that will be on your own front door. I liked it.

I thought it was good. You know what I pictured? I pictured a cartoon. And it's the grandpa of the family, and he's singing to the whole family for Christmas. It's crazy how little credit you give these singers when you hear them. I heard that song. I was like, oh, simple.

Easy. How easy is that? Oh, Michael Boubley's one of the best to ever do it. I think you held your own. Okay, thank you. Yep. It needs to go head to head with yours. Can you reveal the song that you have covered for us this week?

Oh, because we got to pick our own. I thought, go simple and go someone who isn't, you know, the best singer, like just an average kind of singer. Ariana Grande, Santa Tell Me. Santa tell me. Wow. What was going through my head? Where I thought, this is a good idea. Well, once you've heard this, you'll have to compare it to my boobs

and help us pick the winner. So here it is. Breeze, Ariana Grundy. Merry Christmas, everyone. For Friday Oki-on-Z-M. Santa tell me if you're really there. Don't make me fall in love again. If you won't be here next year

Santa tell me if he really guess Because I can't give it all away If he won't be here next year Feeling Christmas all around And I'm trying to play it cool But it's hard to focus When I see him walking across the room Let it snow is blasting out

But I won't get in the mode I'm avoiding every mistletoe until I know it's true love that he thinks of. So next Christmas, I'm not all alone, boy. I think the last note was my strongest. Yeah, I agree. We did that note like eight times, and producer Sam was like, It's as good as it's going to get. Someone just texted in and said,

bring back tinsel tits. I wasn't too disappointed. It's the last one of the year. Could have been worse. Okay, we need you. Don't abandon us now, okay? We need five people on 0800 dials at them to call through and pick the winner of Friday Oakey.

Is it my boobs or Breeze Grundy? Someone just said, I think all the Christmas magic has drained from my body listening to that. Wow. Out. Mary Clintmas. Is that a vote? It doesn't count unless you call through and tell us.

So, oh, $800 a damn, we'll amass five people and we'll be back with the winner of the last Friday Oakey of 2025. It's ZM's Breinklin podcast. Friday Oogie! Welcome back to the final Friday Oki of the year, where someone has texted and said, I love that you both are unselfish enough to give us a hearty laugh every Friday. at your own expense. We appreciate you. Well, thank you.

Okay, thank you. No. Thank you. No, thank you. No, thank you, guys. This week it was Choose Your Own Christmas song. I chose to do the boobs. It's to get in to look a lot like Christmas.

Christmas. And Pre chose to do Arianda Grande. Santa tell me if you're really there. And we have five people standing by. That is a rough show. To vote on the final Friday Oakey of 2025. Good afternoon. Page.

Merry Christmas. Page, Merry Christmas, mate. What did you think about Friday Oakey this week, Paige? Oh, I don't know. It was a little rough. It was a little rough, yeah, yeah. It's that time of year, Paige. You can't blame us.

Exactly. I agree. I feel like we're all feeling the same right now. Uh-huh. Did it help that we were drunk when we sung those, you know? Well, I can say it definitely sounded like it. Yeah. Responsibly intoxicated.

Who are you going to vote for, Paige? Bree or Clint? I'm going to have to go with you, Clint. Yeah, I think that's fair enough. Thank you, Paige. Hey, have a good Chrissy. Merry Christmas. Let's go to Troy next.

Kilda Troy. Hi, Troy. Good, how we doing? Yeah, good, mate. Merry Christmas. Same to you, both. And the rest of the crew. Yeah, thanks, Troy.

Oh, that's nice, Troy. Who's got the last Friday Oki of 2025 and why? Look, I hope Brie pulls it off. because there was a lot of elevation and levels through that song, whereas Clint's was just very monotone, you know? Monotone, yeah, yeah. But that's what the booms is to me. That's why I thought it'd be easy, but turns out it wasn't easy.

So you're voting for Bree? Yeah. Lock it in. What a beautiful gift. Thank you, Troy. Thank you, Troy. Who's next? Coco is on 0800 dials at him.

Hi, Coco. Hi, Coco. Merry Christmas, Coco. Merry Christmas. Who are you going to vote for in Friday, Oakey? I'm going to vote for Bree because she clocked it Oh, Coco, thank you mate That's such a nice present

2-1 Grayson's on the line Hi, Grayson Hi, Grayson Hi, Grayson Merry Christmas, Grayson Merry Christmas Um,

Merry Christmas Who are you going to vote for On Friday Oaky this week, Grayson Um, you Clint Yeah, boy Thanks, did you love mine the best Was mine awesome? Yeah

Yeah Pleasantville is good, but I think yours is just a bit better. I'll take that, Grayson. Thank you, mate. We appreciate it. That's nice. Signed us up for a tiebreaker. Oh, here we go.

To Tony, Coah and Fox. Hi, guys. Hi, guys. Hi, hi. Merry Christmas, team. Merry Christmas. Three people, one vote. Are you all united?

Do you all agree on who you're going to vote for? Yeah. Okay. Oh, good. That makes me feel good, because that's the, right decision. It's unanimous. Three people deciding the last Friday Oki of the year. Who's taking it out? Who's checking it out? You know? Bray. Bray. You're kidding.

Tell me if you're really there. Was it that beautiful falsetto? That falsetto. That was a good. Hey, Merry Christmas, guys. Thanks to listening to the Brea and Clint show this year. Thanks, guys. See you next year. Well done. Congratulations. Thank you, mate. You're the final Friday Okie winner of the year. I will take it. What a great Christmas present.

Play Z-Dems, Bree and Clent. All I want from my birthdays to the birthday banger. Here we are, last birthday bangers of the year. Number one songs when you turn 16, we want to finish on a high. We need to. We need to. We must. We're going to kick it off with Daniel.

Cueda Daniel. Hi, Daniel. Hi, Daniel. Hi, Merry Christmas, guys. Merry Christmas. Daniel. Are you finished for the first? year today or you working through?

Yes. No, this is the last day and I'm on the way home. Oh, how good. How bloody good. Hey, what's your birthday, mate? 17 of February, 1986. All right, that means you were 16 in 2002. And on that day, this was number one.

Last Ketchup and the Kitschop song. Oh, yeah, I love it. There's a banger, Daniel. Where's your accent from? Where are you from? I'm from here on. I'm Persian. Oh, no way.

Lovely. Well, great to have you listening to the Breyan Clint Show, Daniel. Merry Christmas and have a happy new year. Wait there. Thanks, Dan. You could be our winner. We're going to do Hannah's birthday banger. Hi, Hannah.

Hi, Mary Christmas. Are you finished for the year, Hannah? Yeah, pretty much. Technically, I've been finished since November because I'm a full-time student at the university. Oh, lovely, Hannah. Lovely. Hey, what's your birthday, mate? I was your birthday a couple of days ago?

It was. Oh, happy birthday for a couple of days ago, Hannah. You were 16, though, in 2010. And on your 16th birthday, this was at the top. See, now this feels like end-of-year wrap-up song. There's a rumor they're getting back together with Fergie. That's the black-eyed peas and the time. Do you love it, Hannah?

A bit of a hard phone line. I think she likes it. I like it. I choose to believe that she likes it. Our last birthday banger is a three-way. We go to Catherine and Sebastian and Chloe. Hi, guys. Hi, guys.

Hi. Hi, dear. Hi. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. We're at first time callers, long time listening. Wait a second. First time caller.

Let's go, see. Let's go, see. Oh, so good to finally have you guys on. Thanks for finally calling through. This is the big dream for Sebastian and Chloe. Is it really? Hi, Sebastian and Chloe. How old are you guys?

Yeah, running back and forth to hear. See her off on the radio. Come on. How long have you guys been listening? How long have these... No, you're not asking for ages. Hey guys, what do you want for Christmas? What do you want for Christmas?

Sebastian and Chloe? Tell them what you want for Christmas. Come on, chop, chop. I want... What do you want? What do you want? To play for the cat. A polo.

You want a toy for your cat? Yeah, what do you want, Sebastian? I think he wants to pierce. but he's not getting that. That's a two very different presents. Amazing, guys. So I assume we are doing your birthday banger, Chloe. Is that right?

No, my from me, Catherine. Oh, Catherine's birthday banger. Perfect. Okay, Catherine. What is your birthday? When it's from the 12th, 1991. Oh, it's not far away, Catherine. He was 16, though, in 2007.

And here's your birthday banger. Okay. Timberland and One Republic Apologised The song was a monster back in 2007 I remember, very, very well Yeah Yeah

Catherine has the exact same birthday As my partner Same year Oh really? Oh, I get any capricorns Yeah, Capricorns I'm a Capricorn too, Catherine I know you are

Every time you're making your capricorn I was like, yay, go Capricorn Yeah We're stubborn as all hell Catherine, you're fun Cheers fun Okay, ketchup song Take the people out of it

Just the song Ketchup song Black I Peas Timberland One Republic Apologise Last birthday banger of the year I loved everyone that called through But if I take

Just the songs into account I think it's black eyepes I agree Hannah congratulations You're the last winner Of birthday banger for 2025 Thank you very much Let's go Hannah

A good one to finish on for the year. From the year 2010. Here's the black IPs and the time dirty bit on Zed M

with Brea and Clint's. ZD.M.'s Brea and Clint podcast. That's the winner of birthday banger. The last one for 2025. That's a segment that will definitely back

in 26, so don't worry about that. The black guy peas And the time That was the right choice I agree Never like that part of the end Oh didn't you? Yeah it's not

It's over stimulating We're gonna get your mum on the show next Oh yeah We always talk to my mum on the last day of the year Don't we? She has a Christmas message for people every year We've just received her Christmas present The Brian Clinton team as well

So we need to thank you Thank her for that. It was five kilos of cherries. Very much appreciated too. So we'll get Bree's mum, Mama Die, on the show next to round out the year. Dead is Franklin. Something we do every year on this show

is we get someone who is a big part of the show to have the last word, a Christmas message, something to wrap us up for the year. And it's not Santa Claus. It's your mum. Mama die. Merry Christmas, Mama die.

Merry Christmas. Cherry, Merry Christmas Guys Yes, we received our Christmas gift Which was five kilos of fresh Central Otago cherries Mumma Di What a great gift, thank you so much

Thanks mum No problem And they I've been tracking them And it took two days For them to get there From a destination Wait, were you tracking them

The whole time Yeah On New Zealand Post Well they've been well They've been well transported. They're in mint condition. They were in perfect condition. We've each had about 15 cherries this afternoon.

Look, most years you send us beers, but this year you sent us cherries. The jury's still out about which is a better present. Yeah. Are you trying to send us a message about our drinking? Yeah. You think we need to slow down in the new year or something? Oh, look, the cherries are so fabulous. I thought, well, let's go with that.

Yeah, it feels like Christmas. What's your overarching fear? as we wrap up 2025. Dye, how do you think the year has gone? Oh, I think the year for you guys has been absolutely fabulous. I reckon the team has come together with a sterler of a show and the ratings, well, I think someone got paid off. That's another story.

We don't talk about the ratings. Yeah, that's a whole other story. Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? One of my enduring memories of 2025 has to be the $1,000 that we put on that horse in the Melbourne Cup. No, not we.

You, mum, you put $1,000 on this one horse in the Melbourne Cup and it came dead last. Well, in all fairness to me, it came first in the next race. Did it? We never followed its progress up in that. We kind of hoped it was off to the dog food factory. It came last, so it was kind of the other race coming through. It was first.

You were just a race. early. Your crystal ball was out of alignment. That's all right. It was now money, so we don't really care, to be honest. It was funny. Exactly. It's funnier that the horse came sicker, that last than if it came second, you know?

My other favourite memory with you, Mum, was when we stitched you up with the fake witchery manager from the clothing store, witchery. Because you used my bloody witchery account, so we knew what you'd ordered, and you took the bait

hook line and sinker. Yeah, well, I mean, I'm so gullible at the best of times, but that one had an extra edge to it, didn't it? Because she actually knew everything. How is that little cocoa top with the white spots going? Yeah, really good, thanks. I saw Bree got a Dejuba delivery the other day. Do you want to use her Dejuba account as well?

That's Mum buying stuff for my partner for Christmas. Oh, is it really? She's getting the Dejuba. Yeah, she's on the Dejuba. Bree's on her way at home for Christmas after this. Are you excited to have the family back at home in Stanthor? Mama Di, a stupid question, I'm sure you are. Well, all I can say is when you've got children, guys, and then they're all under one roof at one time,

it is the most amazing feeling. You just sleep better. You just, yeah, everything's so much wonderful, more magical. Yeah. What is your message for everyone to wrap up 2025, Mama Die? Well, this happened to me yesterday. Actually, I was in the car park and one of my bags blew out. Is that a euphemism?

Oh, no. Excuse me. Excuse you. And I was in the middle and I've stopped all the cars on either side. And I'm thinking, oh, well, okay. And I've got a Christmas tree in one hand. And I thought, oh, I'll just take my time here. And I've looked up and this lovely young girl came over about 50.

and help me pick up all the items and take them to the car so that my message is be helpful to someone, be nice to someone, tell someone they look nice if you think they look nice and even if they don't look nice, tell them anyway and put a smile on their dial, that's what I reckon. Yeah, that's a good message actually. You know, when things are going shit,

you can lean on others to make them a little bit less shit. Give your partner a little slap on the bum in the kitchen. and let them know you're still thinking about them, hey, die. You know, if you end up in the aisle and there's 20 deep and you get to the checkout of the one that you're using and it's not working, well, you know, just go back to the end and try and start a Christmas carol. And just remember, at least you're in the aisle,

at least you're able to pay for your groceries, you know? Yeah, silver lining. It's a time to be thankful. Hey, mum, big thanks from our show to you. We don't pay you. and you are always there ready to assist us and we ride on your coattails till the cows come home and we appreciate you and love you

and thank you for being such a big part of the show again this year I absolutely love being a part of the show and my whatever words of wisdom or pearls of wisdom I know they don't get used quite often no they do no we use they do yeah someone might use them Yeah, we say Arianda Grundy every day.

All the time. I said it today. Yeah, yeah. Well, I don't know about Tintel, you know what, but anyway, that's another story. But fake hope and love, guys, that's what we're going with. You got your radio on? Have you got your radio on in Stenthal? But have you got us on on I Heart Radio over there at the moment? Absolutely.

This is for you, do. Turn it up because this is for you, die. You're not. Merry Christmas from the Brie and Clint show. Are you going to play the whole? A whole song. Hell yeah. God, that's a big Christmas present.

Merry Christmas, Mum. That is the best Christmas. Okay, shush, because he's singing now. Boy, I love you. One day, Moni. See you, die. Love it, thank you. Hey, this end of the Brian Clent show for the year, guys.

Are we ending like that, are we? That's it. We're done. We are out. We are finito. We will be back. Yes. I know some of your shows that you listen to

are signing off. for the last time. Not us, okay? We believe we will be back. As far as we know, we will be back in 2020. Well, I mean, things can change. Yeah. Anything can change.

Things can change. Rapidly, on a dime. Just say thank you to everyone that has listened this year. We have some of the best listeners. You guys are so funny. Honestly, way funnier than us. The text messages you send through, the comments you leave on social media, all your phone calls.

truly make this show really special and i just want to say thank you to you guys clint and claudia um and ella obviously she's not here but we have a really really special team on the brain clint show and coming to work every day and having an amazing environment and great people where we actually have fun every day is super special and i don't take that for granted at all no it's pretty cool so it's a pretty cool thing we get to do i just wanted to say thank you guys um Ditto, like what you said, same, obviously. We've got a wrap video for the year that's about to come out. Ella's been working hard on the best bits of our show for a video that's going to come out on social media.

We've got our group photo that we put out every year that's about to come out where Ella hates how she looks and Claudia hates how she looks in the photo. We can't take it again because Ella's already left the country. No, she's on holidays already. So if you see the photo, can you just comment how nice Ella and Claudia look, please? Mainly on Ella's face shape. She loves... No one say that she has a moon face, okay? No one say that.

But we love you guys. Have an amazing Christmas. Spend some time with the fam and just relax because that's what it's about. We will see you guys early in the new year. January 19th is when we're planning to be back. Oh yeah. We'll be back with some big stuff actually. We've got a chip flavour coming out.

A million dollar beach dig. And we're... Oh, the Lord Box early next year. Yeah, and we're going into space. Oh, yeah, that too. Yeah, we're going on Jeff Beez-Oces Rock. First radio show to broadcast from space. Nude.

See you guys then. Bye. Play ZM's Brian Clint on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from three on ZM.