ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 19th February 2021

Episode Date: February 19, 2021

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Hello everybody! Oh, no, recording? Can you hear me? Because I can hear you. Just kidding, we're recording. It's time for an international birthday banger. Oh yeah, I've got to fire it off. Oh, you've got to fire it off. Is that right? Yeah, you need to... Can you hear me?

Hang on, my camera's on the way! It's my birthday! It's my birthday! Free and clean! Birthday banger! The podcast. Oh, what a shit show Okay Welcome to the podcast, everybody Welcome to International Birthday Banger Caitlin, put your phone up so I can see you

Oh, sorry Caitlin's in Christchurch I'm in Auckland And Brie is away filming a TV show So we're all over the place Anastasia's asked me that she's trying to film me And Bree is away filming a TV show. So we're all over the place. Anastasia's asked me that she's trying to film me, but it's really, like, tricky to get what side of the camera I'm on.

There we go. I won't move. Can you still hear me? You guys need to use theatre instructions, like stage left and stage right. Are we good? Do we have a visual? We have a visual. Okay, Caitlin, International Birthday Banger is where people tell us their birthday on our podcast group Facebook page.

Okay. And then we slowly but surely get through all of them and do International Listeners Birthday Bangers. Wow. Yeah. I'm excited. We're going to start with Hudson Dean Pilcher, who's from Kempsey in New South Wales, Australia. Now, Hudson was born on the 10th of October 1993,

which means he was 16 on 10th of October 2009. Mm-hmm. And this is Huddy's birthday banger. Nothing like a girl you've ever seen before. Nothing you can compare to your neighborhood. Banger! Absolute banger. Absolute banger.

This will be the censored sexy Czech version. We also, there's a non-PC uncensored version available. Depends what you're into, you know? Depends what you're into. Just a little bit, just a little bit. Just a little bit. They had the right one. It was good. It just ended.

Okay, Danielle Pomare Laban from Kaiwaka in New Zealand. Oh, local. Nice. Okay. December 1st, 1990, Danielle was born, which means she was 16 in 2006. And hang on.

Here's your birthday banger, Danielle. Fun. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know this made it to number one. Yeah, it did, yeah. This and Take Your Mama Out to Nara. I'm going to show my mom it's all about.

Okay, that's a good birthday banger. Let's do one more for Sally, who was nominated by her friend Courtney. She's from Minnesota in America. Why did you do a British accent with us? Minnesota. Minnesota? Minnesota. Oh, now I'm doing like Scottish or something. Sorry.

Sorry. Minnesota. I don't know. I think I was kind of Canadian, but I know it's not in Canada. Sally, you were born on the 25th of September 1979 which means you were 16 in 1995

and this is your birthday banger what a goddess I saw her live did you? I saw her live what year? because I feel like that's important like a couple of years ago how was it? What a goddess. I saw her live. Did you? I saw her live. What year? Because I feel like that's important.

Like a couple of years ago. How was it? Well, no, she was really good. She just didn't like really move around. She sort of just sat in one place. Yeah, I saw the poster for that show. And even the poster of it was her lying on a couch. Well, she's getting older.

She just wants to sit down. Like, fair enough. Don't we all, bab's getting older. She just wants to sit down. Like, fair enough. Don't we all, babes? Okay. My winner, I feel like you and I have been weirdly in sync this week, so let's say it at the same time, yeah? Okay. Three, two, one.

Mariah Carey. Yeah. Let's do it. Okay, here we go. For Sally from Minnesota. Minnesota? Sally. Here's your birthday banger. We're not allowed to play the whole thing. Oh, yeah. Sally from Minnesota. Minnesota? Sally! Here's your birthday banger.

We're not allowed to play the whole thing. Oh, yeah. Because of laws and stuff. But you can probably go and play it yourself if you... Yeah. We'll play a little bit, okay? Yeah. It's a little bit. It's a little bit. Oh, when you walk by every night

Talking sweet and looking fine I get kind of hectic inside Baby, I'm so into you Wherever you are listening to this this weekend, we hope you guys have a great, happy, safe weekend. If we have any listeners in Texas, can you please post on the page and let us know how you guys are doing? Yeah. Give us an update on the turtles and the cows. Oh, yeah.

That's horrific. But also, if you're here in New Zealand, sorry, this is a real contrast, make sure you wear sunblock. It's very hot out here. Yeah, you're right. It is. That's what the Texans want to hear at the moment. I know.

Like, goddamn sunblock. Although you have to wear sunblock in a whiteout Yes Because the sun reflects off the snow It does You're right Clint So So wherever you are

Enjoy yourself And we'll see you guys back Wear some sunblock Wherever you are wear sunblock Okay See you next week Bye See you next week Bye Bye

Hey everybody Welcome to the show It's Brie and Clint With Caitlin Hi Caitlin What a way to start the weekend! Hey everybody, welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint with Caitlin. Hi Caitlin. Hello, sorry I was really aggressively dancing and I hit the microphone. But I'm here, I'm in the beautiful Ototahi Christchurch today. Yeah, you've got a wedding to officiate this weekend so you've got to get down there and do the dress rehearsal with the bride and the groom. I know. The dress rehearsal is my favourite part because everyone's wearing active wear and then

the next day you're like, holy, what a glow up. What's the least formal you've ever married people wearing? Nah, they've all been, I've actually got a wedding coming up And I'm really excited

About it And they're just doing It super chill Like they don't even Have wedding rings Or anything It's gonna be Yeah I'm really excited

About it Have you done a barefoot Wedding yet Like on the beach Or anything Nah not yet No I've been asked To do a church wedding

And I was like I don't think I'm allowed Would you do a nude wedding Would I have to be nude? First of all, no. No, you wouldn't. No, if they're just nude, then that's absolutely fine. And yes, you have to be nude.

Would you do it? But like, I wouldn't be able to not look. I mean, this is me coming from a nurse. But you know, like I'm just standing there. Yeah, a bit wet. And no, I do not want to be naked. And don't make a joke about slipping the ring on Okay

Oh my god Today on the show Your chance to win $10,000 with ZM Secret Sound Two guesses One at 4 o'clock and one at 5 o'clock See if we can give this thing away before the weekend Soundkeeper Els is standing by for you to have a guess We've also got more tickets to go to the Lexus Urban Polo in Christchurch tomorrow.

Cool. Yeah, you're going to be there. Yeah, I'm going to be there. You might be there. That could be fun. I'll come along and do some fist pumps. Yeah, good. Apparently that's still cool. We'll do it after 4 o'clock with free tickets for that. But let's start with Tradie vs Lady. Free and Clintz.

Tradie vs Lady. We've got cash. 50 bucks cash to give away to someone this afternoon. We need one tradie and one lady to take on Caitlin's hardest questions yet. There's some about science and space in there. Yeah, I did have to do quite a bit of Googling myself to make sure I had the right answer. And none about Britney Spears or Paris Hilton today? Not today. Not today. If you want to play, call now 0800 DIAL ZM.

Bree and Clint. Sweet. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus lady. Tell them how the game works, Caitlin. Well, Clint, we get a tradie on and a lady on, and they go head-to-head in a game of questions. The first person to guess the first three questions correctly wins $50 cash.

That's exactly right. Please welcome our tradie today. He's from Okolangi, and he is completely deaf in one ear. Welcome Jack, everybody. Hi, Jack. How you going, mate? Jack, have you got it? Hello, Jack.

Just checking you had us on the right ear. Yeah, I've definitely got you on the right ear. Otherwise, I wouldn't be talking. Yeah, good. All right. It's good to check before we start. Taking you on today, she's 29 and she's also from Tamaki Makaurau, Auckland

and she works at The Warehouse, The Warehouse, where everyone gets a bargain. Welcome to the show, Catherine. Hi, guys. Hi, how are you? Catherine, how much stuff for Easter is at The Warehouse at the moment? Are you full-blown Easter stocking? Yeah, well, I'm actually the Easter buyer.

Oh, you're the Easter buyer. Ooh. Right. For a second there, I thought you were going to say you're the Easter bunny, and I was like, don't anyway. Your identity. Okay, guys. Here we go. Your buzzers are tradie and lady. Caitlin's got your questions. First of three wins. Good luck.

Question number one. Serena Williams choked back tears before abruptly ending a press conference after her loss to Naomi Osaka at the Australian Open. Name her tennis-playing sister. Lady. Catherine.

Is it Venus Williams? Well done. Correct. She was crying because they were questioning her about her retirement. Yeah. Poor Serena. But she said if she ever retires, she won't tell anyone. She'll just walk off court and then announce it afterwards.

So they think that she might have retired. Oh. That's what it is. Yeah. Okay, question number two. NASA's Perseverance rover successfully landed on Mars? Sorry, wait, wait, wait. You can't say NASA's. They won't know what you're talking about.

Did I say it wrong? You said NASA. NASA. NASA. It's a fat set. Fat set. NASA. Jack wants to have a guess before the question's over. Go for it, Jack. You don't even know the question. Mars? I don't know. No, it's not the correct answer. Hang on.

Can I finish your question? Yes, finish your question. You're both still in for this one. NASA's Perseverance rover successfully landed on Mars this morning. This could provide proof that aliens exist there. Name another planet in our solar system. Guys. It's just another planet.

I'm going to go with Jack on that one. I think you got in just first, Jack. Go ahead. The moon? No. Lady, lady. Catherine. Jupiter.

Yeah, that's sweet. Both of you could have said Earth, by the way, but that's fine. That's mine. Jack, I'm like quite, like, I don't know a lot of things, but even I knew the main one. Okay. You've got, you've got, are you guys all right? We've got question number three.

All right. Here we go. Okay. We're at one point. No, two points to Catherine. Two points. Okay. You can win the game here, Catherine. Good luck. Okay, we're at one point. No, two points to Catherine. Two points. Okay. You can win the game here, Catherine.

Good luck. Okay. Auckland's K Road has its first Progress Pride Rainbow Crossing celebrating our LGBTQI plus community. Woo-hoo! Are there five, six or seven colours in the rainbow? Lady. Catherine.

Seven. Seven. You've done it. You're officially the smartest lady in the country, Catherine. Congratulations. Thank you. And Jack, sorry, man, back to school, I think. Oh, shit. We'll get you 50 bucks after

you soon Catherine. Well done. Bree and Clint. Caitlin's here filling in for Bree and she's coming in live from Christchurch.

Hello. So when I was in Auckland I obviously flew up there because I live in Christchurch and I got pulled up at I was

going to say customs it's not customs security security for having a dangerous item in my backpack. Oh what did you have? And I was like oh say customs. It's not customs. Security. Security. Right. For having a dangerous item in my backpack. Oh, what did you have? And I was like, oh, crap, what's that? And it turned out to be scissors, which are quite dangerous.

Probably shouldn't take them on a plane. But I've forgotten. And it's a pair of my scissors from the hospital. And that makes it sound like I'm stealing. I'm studying to be a nurse. And we do placements at hospitals and I come home with at least one pair of scissors every single day after I've finished at the hospital.

I've actually got the scissors here because you got them through security somehow. Yeah, I got them through because they're not too long. Right, okay. Yeah, they measured them. You were smart enough to leave them here in the studio before flying back to Christchurch.

Yeah, I couldn't be bothered with that. You were saying your house is full of these scissors because they're single use. This is something I didn't realise, that when a doctor uses these really good-looking metal scissors on you, they have to go in the bin. Yeah, so, I mean, it kind of depends. That's why I keep them in my pocket.

So if I'm just cutting tape or cutting, you know, a Band-Aid or something, and it's not actually physically touching the person, I kind of just hold on to them. But obviously if you're doing wound care or something like that, then you chuck them out. But yeah, we don't, I think, I'm hoping maybe they recycle them, but I think they might go to the landfill. That's fascinating.

Because these look like good steel scissors that you would get from like a chemist or something. But it was really interesting because we were catching up with Bree, whose partner is also a nurse. Yeah. And Bree said, my house is full of these scissors because her partner does the same thing. She brings home a pair of scissors a day. And because I feel bad for chucking them out. I'm like, I'll use them.

And then I've got like 18 pairs of scissors at home and it looks kind of weird. Do all your family get pairs of like old medical supplies for Christmas? Your mum's like, oh my god, a tourniquet just what I wanted. She's also a nurse so she has all of the scissors at home as well. Right, yeah. But I also come home with all the little like alcohol prep

pads that you use and lots of tape and yeah, it's a goody bag in my pockets when I come home. If you ever graze a knee, you're sorted. You've got everything you need on hand. That's the one. My dad used to work in a bakery and we had like an unlimited supply of quite good croissants to the point that our deep freeze out in the garage was just chock-a-block full of French pastries.

Oh, my God. And the first time it was like, oh, man, this is so good. And then after a while they were like, do you like a croissant? And I'm like, no, I really don't. Never want to eat one again. Yeah. Yours is way cooler than mine. He also worked in a popcorn factory.

And so I'd go home and all the cupboards are filled with bags and bags and bags of really good popcorn. Wow. And he'd be like, do you want some? Your dad's the coolest. He'd be like, do you want some popcorn? And he'd be like, Your dad's the coolest. He'd be like, Do you want some popcorn? And I'd be like,

Yeah, I do actually. I'll take it home. Yeah, it's really good. That's so cool. Let's take some calls this afternoon on what you've got heaps of at home because of your job. Like, what do you do?

What do you do that means you have an unlimited supply of what? To the point that it's stupid. To the point that you're sick of them and there's no more room in your house and your partner's like, please don't bring home any more whatever it is, you know? Maybe we could go swap scissors as well.

Like if you're like, I get all this free chocolate and I'll be like, cool, I'll swap my scissors for you. Yeah, we'd set up a trading system. What have you got loads of because of your job? Call us, tell us, or you can text us on 9696. Bree and Clint. We're talking about the things that you've got heaps of at your house because of your job. Caitlin's studying to be a nurse and she's got thousands of tiny pairs of scissors.

Thousands. It's because I put them in my pocket and forget to put... So I've actually had some nurses text message through and say that they can be recycled. They can be. And at some places they are sterilised and used again. I was told at the place that I was at that we needed to put them in the box that they sent them away.

You're now worried you've been throwing them out by mistake. And now I'm just taking them. The hospital's like, since Caitlin started, our scissor bill has gone through the roof. So we want to know what you've got heaps of. We've got great texts on this. My favourite so far is the person who texted and said, I manage a goat farm and I've got an unlimited supply of goats

because I retire all my old girls into the paddock outside my house. Oh, I really... And I keep all the babies. Oh, I really want to know how many goats they have. I'm too soft to put anything on the truck to send to the slaughterhouse. Oh, yeah, don't do that. No, not all baby goats. Yeah, but it's part of the goat rearing process.

Like, you're right, but I want to know how many goats they've got. Like, is it a problem? He's overrun with goats. Yeah, let's get Hope on. Hope's called up. Happy Friday, Hope. Hi, how are you going? What's your job?

Tell us the job first, and Caitlin and I will guess what you've got too much of. Okay, so I work in a trade administration office. Trade administration office. Paper. Clipboards. No. What is it?

So I have well over 1,000 redditin pens. Oh, nice. Yeah, promotional pen. Yeah. Does it make you want to go spend your money at Mitre 10? Do the pens work? Okay, the pens are really good pens. You know how you have your favourite pens and the pens that you don't really like?

Yeah. Yeah, they're pretty good. I've always thought it's a really bad marketing idea to put your brand on a shit pen, you know? Yeah, definitely. If you're going to go to the hassle of getting a pen branded, you might as well make sure that it's a really bad marketing idea to put your brand on a shit pen, you know? Yeah, definitely. If you're going to go to the hassle of getting a pen branded, you might as well make sure that it's a good pen, because I'll judge your business by the pen. That's how it works. Yeah.

Let's get Ellie on. Hey, Ellie. Oh, sorry. Was that Ellie? Yeah. Hi, Ellie. Hi, Ellie. Happy Friday.

Okay, tell us what your job is. So it's not my job, but my stepdad sells yeast to fast food companies. Yeah. So my deep freezer is full of McDonald's buns and Peter Pit wraps and muffins from McDonald's. And a endless supply of bread. Carb heaven at your house. Yes, it is. Yum.

Oh. That's better than what you thought you were going to say. I thought you were going to say you had a yeast overload at your house. Yeah. In a way. It's in the bread, though. Also known as a yeast infestation. Yes.

We know what you mean. I thought you were going to say you had lots of beer. Oh, that would help. Yep. Or Marmite. Oh, yeast is such a versatile germ, isn't it? It really is. I want to give a shout out to the person that wrote

that they are a midwife and they have lots of lube everywhere in the house, in the car, in the bag, etc. She said it's quite embarrassing when you pull it out of your purse to pay at the till. Yep, but as a midwife, we know you've got to be ready at any moment, right? Exactly. At any minute, it could be go time.

Finally, Emily, welcome to the show. What's your job? What do you do? Hiya, I'm a grower services at a pack house. So I've never in my life bought an avocado or a kiwi fruit. Wow. That's so good when the avocados are like $12.

And then we all know that the price of avocados is the reason that we're all poor. So tell us, Emily, how many houses do you own? Only one, but it's because I get free avocados. Yeah, exactly right. Exactly right. It's true.

It's absolutely true. And do you eat the kiwi fruit skin or do you not eat the kiwi fruit skin? Oh, they're saucy. They're disgusting. Oh, you won't eat the skin? The skin's the best part. Nah, you have to be a tough nut to eat the kiwi fruit skin. I agree with you. I also don't get too many kiwi fruit that I, you know,

they're not that exciting anymore. Yeah. Right. It's the avos. She hates smashed avo now too. She's like, really? Our goat farmer has texted and said, hits the goats, hit me up if you ever need a goat or two in your life

Yeah Brian Clint Get up From iHeartRadio This is the latest Live from LA with Dean McCarthy Dean's on live with us Dean, tell us what's going on with this crazy

Facebook, Australia, Google News war that's going down Oh, it's so dramatic I love Australia. Their drama is so dramatic and pathetic. Here's the deal, right? So this is really, really fascinating. So basically, they are creating what's called a new media bargaining code because the government believes that they want to protect public interest journalism

against the monopoly that Google and Facebook have. Here's what they said. If the social media companies cannot reach a fair deal to pay media outlets for their content, public interest journalism against the monopoly that Google and Facebook have. Here's what they said. If the social media companies cannot reach a fair deal to pay media outlets for their content, they'll be forced to go into arbitration. So they pulled all news off Facebook, all of it. Literally, you cannot post a news article. Here's the funny thing, though. This actually cracked me up.

My favorite part of the story, there's a glitch. If you post a news story, but in the photo there's a picture of a cat, it will post. What? There's all these, I'm not even kidding, you can't even make that up, right? So there's all these little glitches along the way. But also, negatively, some fire brigade Facebook pages

can no longer post if there's a fire. It's an absolute debacle. We're in the middle of a pandemic and the Australian government can't post advice on what you should do. Unless, like Dean said, they put a cat in it. Great day to be a cat. You know?

Great day to be a cat. We knew that cats were popular on the internet, but this is crazy. I saw a really good thing that an Australian show did, and you'll know this show, Dean, they're fantastic. Kate, Joel and Kate, Tim and Joel, which used to be Kate, Tim and Marty, their Facebook page gone

and they've got a huge Facebook following over there. They're on a station called Nova. So they reactivated their MySpace page. Wow. They're now posting all of their content to MySpace. And I don't think it's a bad idea. Throwback, yeah. This afternoon we get Ben to fire up the Brian Clint Bebo account.

Yes. We'll just go for it. And Dean McCarthy, you will 100% be one of our top friends, okay? Oh, thank you, yeah. No worries. That's the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy.

Brian Clint. As I said before, are you a parking warden and are you willing to call in and be a part of this so we can tell whether this life hack actually works? None were willing to call through,

Producer Ben. No. Not yet. Not yet, yeah. Maybe they don't want to reveal their secrets. We can keep them anonymous. Yeah, we can keep them anonymous. But maybe they don't want to do themselves out of a job.

You know, I get that. What are they going to do? Come through and go, yeah, actually, if you do this thing, no more parking tickets. We don't want you anymore. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we'll give it out anyway. And, I mean, if you are a parking warden and you want to text in

and tell us whether it works or not, feel free. Otherwise, I reckon we just give it a go and see if it works. Yeah, good. So there's a guy who lives in Melbourne who has posted on TikTok the thing he's doing that has meant he's got no more parking tickets since he started doing it. And, spoiler alert, it's not paying for your parking. Okay? That's not the hack.

Because, fun fact, that will prevent parking tickets. It will. 99% of the time. No, here's what he's done. This went up two days ago. It's had 400,000 views will. 99% of the time. No, here's what he's done. This went up two days ago. It's had 400,000 views already. And here's the hack. You guys did a trick.

So I got this ticket about a month ago. And I've been using the same one every single day since. I haven't got a ticket again. Finesse game. Finesse game, yeah. So if you missed it, basically, he got a parking ticket. I assume paid it, but kept the actual ticket bit. Which, fun fact, is waterproof.

It's made of plastic and... It's like coated. Yeah. No, it is plastic. It just is plastic, so it won't melt or anything. It might fade over time. You might have to go and get a ticket every six months. Get a new one, yeah.

But people commented on this and said you can use other people's tickets too. So if you find a ticket on the ground, you can just use that. And what you do is when you park, you just put the ticket under your windscreen wipers and then when the parking warden's going around, he goes, oh no, they've already got a ticket. I think that would work from a distance. But don't they have a date on them?

They've got a date, they've got a registration, they've got all the details on them. But that requires the parking warden to take the ticket off and actually read it. Whereas I don't know if you can be bothered if you're a parking warden. Don't you just walk around and you're like, oh yeah, sweet. Not that car. I did that car. I must have done that car. Yeah, I must have done that

car. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought these days they just typed in the rego. They didn't even look if they had a ticket or not. Because I thought that was how they'd bypass that mistake. Well, they can definitely bypass it if they had a ticket or not. Because I thought that that was how they'd bypass that mistake. Well, they can definitely bypass it if they type it in. But he's saying that if you put the ticket there, they won't bother. They won't bother to type you in because they'll go,

oh, yeah, sweet, it's already got a ticket. Look, I don't know if it works. I like it. I like it. I think it's worth a go. But it does involve you getting a ticket first. Some people did comment that they came back and there were two tickets on their dash.

Oh, my gosh. There's no guarantees. It's not a brand clinch guarantee. Don't send us your receipts. Catching the bus, they'll avoid tickets as well. Yep. These are all great ideas, Anastasia. Thanks.

If you do give it a go or you know, let us know. 9696. Oh, someone just texted and said it doesn't work. I've had four tickets. Keeping up to date with the news just became a little easier. As it heralds new podcasts, the front page is your short, sharp daily news podcast. Join me, Damien Venuto, every weekday morning

as I chat with journalists and newsmakers going behind the headlines to break down what you need to know on the biggest news stories of the day. Listen to the front page at nzherald.co.nz slash podcasts and follow us on iHeartRadio or wherever you get your podcasts. Bree and Clint. Bree's away for a couple of weeks.

She's off filming a television show. This weekend in New Zealand, the rollout of the pfizer the pfizer vaccine begins how good about time i hope that with the vaccine rollout and look i don't know anything i'll preface everything i say about the pandemic i don't know anything i hope that with the rollout of the vaccine, it means that we need less lockdowns. Like if there's a case in the community and then we've got herd immunity,

do we go, well, we've all got our vaccine shield up. We'll be sweet. Yeah. I don't know. That makes some sense. Yeah. Otherwise, why are we getting vaccinated? Anyway, don't listen to me about vaccinations.

I don't know what I'm talking about. But Saturday, the first vaccines start being given out to our frontline border workers. And then after that, they start vaccinating their families because obviously they're most at risk. And then their families by association are second most at risk. And the vaccinators are actually going to be vaccinated today. So the people who are doing the vaccinations need to be vaccinated.

Like if they're going to come into contact with that many at-risk people, they actually need to be vaccinated first. But here's my question, and I don't know if anyone's thought about that, about this. If you need to be vaccinated to give a vaccination, then who's going to vaccinate the vaccinators? Themselves. Oh my gosh.

Buzzy G. Oh, you vaccinate yourself, you reckon? Or just the people that are doing the vaccinations just all sort of just do it to each other. That is a good idea. No, but it's a chicken and egg situation. Like, who does the... If you have to be vaccinated to give a vaccination,

who gives the first vaccination? Well, the first person could be two people. It's like, three, two, one, go. Oh, like a Mexican standoff. Yeah, yeah. Won't none of them have COVID, so they'll all be fine? I don, go. Oh, like a Mexican standoff. Won't none of them have COVID, so they'll all be fine? I don't know. I think they should be fine.

I don't know. That is a fuzzy thought, though. Let me just take you back to the question. If you have to be vaccinated to give a vaccination, who vaccinates the vaccinators? I think that Ben was right with the first one. Someone vaccinates themselves, and then I think that Ben was right with the first one. Someone vaccinates themselves and then it's a chain from after that. Well, I think that that's a boring way

to ruin my mind. I'm sorry. I think your logic has really messed with it. I'm so sorry. Yeah, I don't know. Who's it going to be? Brie and Clint.

ZM, Brie and Clint. That's Luxury and Brando. It's Bodhi. Br Bree and Clint. Sitting in Bree and Clint. That's Luxury and Brando. It's Bodhi. Bree's away filming a TV show. And Caitlin's here helping out. But she's actually at a wedding rehearsal at the moment. So it's just me. I'm just here.

Ben and Sandra are here too. Hey, guys. G'day, mate. Hello. I've actually got some, what do you call it? Aviation news? Yeah, aviation news. It feels like it's been forever.

It has been forever. Oh, actually, I know why. Not a lot of planes flying. No, there's not a lot of aviation to generate the news. Yeah, pretty sad situation, really. Well, that's why it's good that we've got some back. The only aviation news we could have had is, like, Virgin lays off another 5,000 people.

But we like positive aviators. We don't like that at 451 on a Friday night. This is domestic aviation news. It relates to New Zealand specifically and it's fairly serious, okay? Kapiti Coast Airport, an important link to the Lower North Island. They're investigating who is hitting golf balls

on the runway... Oh, fantastic. ...of the airport. This is one of those stories that could only happen in New Zealand. Like it's only a New Zealand airport where they could have an issue where someone's using it as a driving range. Because any other country, they take their aviation security very seriously and you would be gunned down for entering the airspace of an airport.

Do you know if the airport is a grass runway? No, it's not a grass runway it's a sealed runway Is it near a golf course? Yes, it is near a golf course Isn't one of the most famous ones in New Zealand in Kapiti? Isn't it a very popular one? No, the one you're thinking about is in

Gisborne and it's got train tracks that go through the runway That's another very New Zealand one. I was talking about the golf course. Oh, the golf course? Isn't there a famous one in Kapiti? I don't know, maybe. There is a famous golf course there.

Tiger Woods played there once. Yes, that's the one I'm talking about. They held the New Zealand Masters there. Look, I don't know my Kapiti geography perfectly. Okay, true, true. It could be that one. Yeah, or it could be just people just rocking out. The airport have done their research though

and they are confident that the golf balls are not coming from the golf course. So they have said that they believe it's one of the neighbours of the airport who is using the golf course, sorry, the golf course, the runway as a golf course. And they've issued a statement. They've said this is a serious safety concern. It is very hazardous and potentially life-threatening, which it is.

I don't really understand how planes work either, but I imagine a plane could land on the golf balls and be like, whoa, shit, whoa, ah, whoa, and just slide around kind of thing. Yeah, it wouldn't be good. No. And this is the official statement that's come from Kapiti Airport.

Please stop doing this. Is that it? Simple and effective. This is a genuine quote from the Carpity Airport, taken from the New Zealand Herald. Please stop doing this. We take safety

seriously, and this is a real cause for concern. So, consider the message conveyed. Yeah. And I mean, I don't know how much influence we have over the situation, but if you're listening. Stop. Stop.

You had your fun. Please stop. It's time to stop. They don't have the resource to track you down. We're just trusting you to please stop. Bree and Clint. Bree's away. Caitlin's filling in for Bree. That's AJR and bang. to track you down. We're just trusting you to please stop. Bree's away. Caitlin's filling in for Bree.

That's AJR and bang. So I've discovered this poor woman. So she went on to TikTok and she was like, hey guys, I got this lovely photo of my husband. He went out for the night. He went to the casino and he went to spend a night in the hotel. So she assumed he was going out with the boys, as you do. And she sent him a couple of really innocent pictures just to be like, hey, babe, I'm here. This is my

hotel room. He sent her some photos. He sent her some photos. Yeah. It wasn't until a little bit later after she was like, oh, that's nice, that she actually probably looked at the photos. Right. like, oh, that's nice that she actually probably looked at the photos. And that's when he was screwed because in the photo, quite clearly, because he's in the bathroom,

on the bathroom bench is a photo of a hair straightener and a woman's comb and bathroom bag. Eww. What an idiot. Yeah, like such a rookie. If you're going to cheat on your wife. Do your groundwork. Exactly. If you're going to cheat on your wife. Do your groundwork.

Exactly. If you're going to cheat on your wife, don't send her photos of the room where you're doing the cheating. It's so bad. And it's so obviously there and it's so obviously not his stuff. I don't even know if he's got hair. Let's talk about the red flags first. Hey, babe, I'm going to go and have a night at the casino

and I'm going to stay at the hotel. First red flag. Hang on, no, because he might want to have like a night out with the boys and not want to disturb her when he gets home. All right, yeah, all right, yeah, I'll give you that. Yep. Second red flag. Send me a photo of you and the boys

Not just some mirror selfie of you And obviously third red flag The other woman's stuff on the bench in the bathroom The really sad bit about it is Obviously cheating is sad The really sad bit about it is It's obviously like a premeditated cheating night away Because he's invited someone to come and use the hotel room.

She's packed a bag. She's brought a hair straightener. And her bringing her stuff means they're probably going out on like a date and stuff too. Oh, God, it kills me. So it's not even just like a sex fest. It sounds like he's dating someone else. A sex fest.

Don't call it that. Sorry. One thing that TikTok followers are saying that we've missed Is that he hasn't got a ring on either Yeah So he's taken his ring off Yeah Don't read too much into the no ring thing

I'm not wearing my wedding ring at the moment But that's because it doesn't fit anymore So I actually have to get it resized Oh okay Which again sounds like a red flag doesn't it But I genuinely I'm too terrified that I'm have to get it resized. Oh, okay. Which again sounds like a red flag, doesn't it? I'm too terrified that I'm going to lose it. Yeah. Because it's too big for me now and I've lost some finger weight

from doing my finger exercises. And also you won't Oh, nice. No, not like that. We know that you've got a wife and child, Clint, because you will not stop talking about them. So don't worry. We know that's not what's happening here. Did I mention that I'm married?

Yes, yes. And you've got a beautiful daughter. Oh, you've got another one, another child on the way. That's lovely. Thanks, Clint. We get it. We want to know this afternoon. I've actually got a photo of two to put up shortly, actually.

We're going to know this afternoon, how did you catch them cheating? Like, what did they do to give themselves away? Might have been really dumb, or maybe you were just really smart. Yes. What was the telltale sign? Could read between the lines.

Gave it all away. 0800 dial ZM, or you can text us on 9696 this afternoon. We'll keep you anonymous. Yeah, we'll keep you anonymous. That's fine. Or we can put your name in it if you want. Yeah.

If you're ready for some revenge, we can do that for you too. Brian Clint. A man in the US has been caught allegedly cheating on his wife after she spotted a hair straightener and a woman's comb and bathroom bag in the hotel room that he was staying at when he said he was going to the casino with the boys. Yeah, he sent the selfie. He did. He incriminated himself.

He didn't use his mind, did he, before he sent that? And we're getting a lot of really good messages about how you caught your partner cheating. We do this topic a lot and it always brings the goods because the stories are so good. And Caitlin's right. She was like, oh my God, how dumb are you? All of these messages are like, how dumb are you?

But cheating in itself requires a total lack of foresight. Like there's no- I know. No one who is cheating is going, now let's think about the long-term repercussions of this. I just always think like, how do you have the energy? Right. How do you have the energy, you know?

Someone said my ex had to come clean when his one-night stand came back to him six weeks later to tell him she was pregnant. No! She said it was 11 years ago, so I can laugh now. Okay, that's good. As long as we're laughing now. Yeah. Some calls coming through as well. Let's get

an anonymous female on the show. Hello, anonymous female. Hello. How'd you catch them cheating? Well, my dum-dum ex forgot to delete his Tinder app. Forgot to or purposefully didn't?

No, I think he'd actively spent a bit of time deleting and re-downloading it so I wouldn't see and then just forgot to do it one day and then the notification popped up. So he kept the account active but he would delete the actual app so it wasn't visible on his screen. Is that what he was doing? Oh, my gosh.

Yeah. It's like what Caitlin said. How do you have the time? How can you be bothered doing that? I know. I wouldn't have thought I was that bad. You sound lovely, Anonymous. Yeah, good point.

Thank you. Yeah. We say this to everyone, you're better off without them, Anonymous. Yeah. 100% agree with you on that one. Thank you for calling up. Let's talk to Sarah. Hey, Sarah.

Hello. How did you catch them cheating? Okay, so my very ex-husband, and I say that loosely, very ex-husband, his father was very, very sick and genuinely sick, and he went down to visit him and came home with a hickey. Oh! No!

Well, he probably didn't get that from his sick dad, did he? Well, I did wonder how close he was with his family, and it's like maybe the red flag right there, very close to his family. Good point. Did he try to defend it at all? Did he say, babe, babe, this might be the last hickey my dad ever gives me? No, apparently he walked into something. Was that the line?

Well, let's ask Caitlin. She's training to be a nurse. Is there any other way that you can get a hickey from anything other than suction? No, because I don't want to incriminate other people. Someone might be listening to this and looking at their partner's hickey and be like, hmm, did you get that or looking at a bruise on their neck? Babe, I bought you a Dyson and I wanted to test it out before I gave it to you. Is your father really that sick that you gave him a hickey.

Yeah. Exactly. I just miss him so much. Finally, Ash, how'd you catch him cheating? Hi, I was, my ex-boyfriend was not the smartest and he was texting his squeeze off of his iPhone while I was on his iPad that he lent me in the next room. Oh.

So the iMessages were just going through to your phone? Yeah, yeah. So he replied, the messages were popping up on the screen in the next room. Okay, this is an important question. How long did you let the conversation go on before you said something? Oh, all night. I let them just text away. He was making plans to have her over to our house

and he went to work the next day and I packed his bags and he came home to some luggage in the living room and an eviction notice, let's call it. Good for you. How did you hold yourself together in the meantime? How did you put on a cool face when he came to bed and stuff?

Oh, to be honest, I was really mad. So I think it was just straight rage that kept me going. You're running off anger fumes. Yeah, pretty much. I don't think I slept much,

but I was absolutely fuming. The guy was punching anyway. Yeah, good for you, Ash. Yeah, exactly. Great call. Thank you for calling up. We appreciate it. And you too, Ash. You're better off, okay? Mm-hmm. Yeah, exactly. Hey, great call. Thank you for calling up. We appreciate it. And you too, Ash.

You're better off, okay? Yes, thank you. There we go. Bree and Clint. Let's do a late birthday banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger.

This is fun. You may have never been in the car for birthday banger before because we normally do it at about 25 past. So what we do is we get people on, we figure out the number one song, the song that was top of the chart on their 16th birthday. We play it and then just a little bit and then we play the best one in full. Yes, and we get to choose, don't we, Clump? It's the best bit.

We'll start out with Nicole who's doing it for her dad, Marty. Hi, Nicole. Hi. Hi. Is your dad in the car with you? He is. He is. Hi, Dad. Hi, Nicole. Hi. Hi. Is your dad in the car with you? He is. He is. Hi, Dad.

Hi, Marty. He says hi. Yeah, cool. Okay, what's Dad's birthday? It's the 5th of July, 1949. Okay. Okay. Okay.

So, Marty was 16 on the 5th of July, 1965, and this was his birthday banger. The Rolling Stones. Nicole, can you turn to your dad and just say, man, you're old. No. Nicole, you won't know this song but it is a banger. I can do this song. Oh, you do?

Yeah. My father. I reckon dad blasts it all the time. Okay, really good birthday banger, Nicole. Wait there. You and Marty, wait there. We'll get Carleen on for a birthday banger. Hey, Carleen. Hi, Carleen.

Hi, guys. Long time no see. First time caller. Oh, welcome. No, my, hi, my. Good to have you on the show. Okay, what's your birthday? 31st of May, 1977.

Okay, so, Carleen, on the 31st of May 1977 Okay so Carleen on the 31st of May in 1993 you were 16 and this was Topping the Chart In Parliament You know so that I'm a stormy I'm a lamb I lick your bum bum down I lick your bum bum down I lick your bum bum down

Clint actually just told me that he knows all the words to the song Clint you're going to have to sing No no he knows all the words to the song. Clen, you're going to have to sing. No, no, no. I learned the words to it once and they didn't stick, okay? Okay. Yeah, it does bring back memories. Yeah, no one knows what the words are in that song.

Nobody knows. And you kind of got to do like an awkward white guy Jamaican accent if you want to go. That's not okay. Okay, wait there, Caitlin. We'll get one more on for Adam. Hey, Adam. Hey, guys. How's it okay. Okay, wait there, Caitlin. We'll get one more on for Adam. Hey, Adam. Hey, guys.

How's it going? Good, man. Good to have you on. What's your birthday? Thank you. The 24th of October, 1988. On the 24th of October in 2004, it was your birthday, and you were banging out to this song, Adam.

Rock, we go roll. this song, Adam. Rock, we gon' roll. I like Caitlin's phrasing too. You were banging out to the song. That sounds inappropriate. He was. He was an advanced 16 year old and he was banging out to that song.

Very good. Adam, where do you live in the country? In Auckland. You live in Auckland. That's not important. It's not relevant. Just wanted to know a bit about you because I'm going to vote for you in Birthday Banger. Yeah, I'm going to vote for him too.

Adam, I love this song. Yeah, it's a jam. Day Harmo. It's a good one. He's everybody's cousin and he just won birthday bagger. Congratulations Adam. Cheers guys. Thank you. Enjoy. Have a great weekend. Spray and cleanse.

Dead ends. Come out and play. Yeah boy. 1-2-1-2 man. This your cousin Day Harmo man. Yo check this out. Serious business right here, B. Ride or die.

The sun is up to the sky. Baby, we from side to side. We gon' ride. We gon' move. We gon' set this party on fire. We gon' ride tonight. To the roof, yeah, man. To the roof.

We gon' get so high tonight. Get loose, man. Get loose. Let's go. Yeah. Hey, yo, who set the track on fire? It's me, 50 Day, homie, you a liar

Okay, it ain't 50 But it's the next best thing in rapping Your cats probably ask what happened I thought y'all was urban Pacific Except the labels chamber still was serving you To the point that no return I'll burn every MC in the game Till they learn

Who not to mess with Just that next shit To hit the radio What expected In the club, on the street At your high school social We'll be right back. Outro Music Got rappers saying, oh, man, not him again. Mr. Rapper with the snakeskin Timberlands. But how more they don't make Tims with the snakeskin? Thanks for asking. Now, quick, next question. Is it true that y'all dating in a pack or no? But it's true. The whole family of X-Men.

Fan first on the street. We the realest. Exclusive like Navy Sealers. Chong-Ni on the boards. He the captain. I'm the general. We the pinnacle. Y'all looking for the hit with we the pinnacle.

It's that front like you're gon' move Jump in your car, boy, do somethin' B8 or V6 or Nitro Now what you standin' there for, man? Let's go We gon' ride, we gon' roll We gon' set this party on fire We gon' ride tonight

To the room, yeah, to the room We gon' get so high tonight We'll be right back. Yeah, they said a new street at them to keep y'all riding north and south island. Bad boy, me nice guy hardly. Just ask Paul Holmes who the cheeky donkey. I'm nice on the track. I'm Schumacher. It's so sick. My girlfriend's a doctor. I'm a pediatrician. What you doing, honey?

I'm a lawyer, baby. Yeah, go on. Get that money. I'm back on the scene. Crispy and clean. With a new batch of beautiful 16s. For anybody with a low rider system, my song on the clock radio is bitchin' Ladies, this is what y'all missin'

I'm great in bed and the whiz in the kitchen You know I'm playin', I'm useless in the kitchen I just wanna see if y'all were listenin' I'll ask y'all Put your hands up to the sky, baby We gon' side to side We gon' ride, we gon' roll We gon' set this party on fire

We gon' ride tonight To the' roll, we gon' set this party on fire. We gon' rock tonight, to the roof, we gon' get so high tonight. Get loose, baby, get loose. Put your hands up to the sky, baby, wave them side to side. We gon' rock, we gon' roll, we gon' set this party on fire. We gon' rock tonight, to the roof, we gon' get so high tonight. Zeddy and Bree and Clint with Caitlin filling in for Bree. That's a great birthday banger for the man with the sexy voice, Adam.

Oh, that was very sexy. You alright? Sorry. Yeah, that sounded real weird coming from me. I'm sorry, Adam and everyone else listening. Anastasia buzzed through actually And said does Caitlin want Adam's digits Guys stop setting me up

Did he offer the digits Anastasia? No he didn't Well you don't have permission to share them though Anastasia Adam If you want me to pass on the digits Text us Hang on

Or call back But yes Nah you can have them Wait you want to give him yours? Let's take this off air okay Text us Hang on Or call back But yes Nah you can have them Wait You want to give him yours? Let's take this off air okay? Brie and Clint Brie and Clint

With Caitlin Filling in for Brie For a few weeks While she's away Shooting a TV show That's Jubel And Dancing in the Moonlight Who remembers Modern Family?

Me Yeah I say that like it's um Ages ago But it's Ages ago But it's not Yeah Are they still shooting? I don't know

I don't know I feel like Don't Because everyone in the show Is so old now Like it started to Freak me out No it started

It started to freak me out When Luke From Modern Family's Voice broke And he had a Completely different voice It's like when they Replaced Aunt Viv

I was like Wait that's not Luke People grow up Clint I know They can't help their balls dropping This is how I remember Luke This is the Luke that I know and love Here's the Rainmaker

Why is your iPod in your mouth? I'm charging it Starting today there's going to be a one week ban on all cell phones Can I still play Plants vs Zombies? zombies are you not listening but you learn about plants and plants are life are you against life he's so cute uh his real name is nolan gould and he's 22 he's uh fully grown and today uh n Nolan Gould has posted a shirtless photo for the world

to see he's not allowed he's not allowed to do that like you said everybody grows up Caitlin I know

but everybody grows up and he is a grown ass man so what I've done is I've had producer Anastasia send you the shirtless pic

and I'd like you to open it live on air. So when you're ready, open the picture of Luke from Modern Family. I'm scared. Okay. 2020 shirtless. No!

Wait. That's not him. Hang on. I'm going to blow it up. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. No, it is him.

But feel free to blow it up. Holy shit. I feel weird. Like, I feel like I'm not supposed to be feeling like this, like the flutters and stuff. Yeah, because it's little Luke from Modern Family, right? Wow. He says that he now works out for one and a half hours a day.

He certainly does. He basically only eats protein. So, yeah. He ripped. He ripped. He's ripped. If you want to see this picture. He's got those pubic bones.

Oh, man. Don't say the word for them. It's a gross word. I don't actually know what the actual word is for them. If you want to see adult Luke Dumphy from Modern Family, he's on our Instagram story at the moment. Producer Anastasia has put a picture of him up there. Give him a rating out of 10.

Give him a follow. His face is still the same-ish? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's kind of weird. It's like they've taken little Luke from Modern Family's head and Photoshopped it onto a grinder from Team New Zealand.