ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 19th February 2024

Episode Date: February 19, 2024

Oliver Mills - the kiwi TikTokker who received the 22 hat at The Eras Tour. When did you find out your partners REAL name?  The worst seat to choose on a nearly empty plane.  The puppy-cam caught out a liar.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Bree and Clint. Hi everybody. Who, I mean who, who, who lives on tank water hasn't had a dead possum or some kind of dead animal in their tank water? Oh, it's bound to happen. It's part of the course. I mean, I grew up on tank water on a farm. My parents still have tank water.

Yeah. And there's always a distinct taste. Yes, there's a tang to it. And sometimes you can tell when that taste is a little bit tangier. I remember one time. A little bit savoury. I said to my dad, I was like, the water tastes funky at the moment. My dad's, oh, don't be stupid.

Anyway, he's like, oh, maybe I'll go check. There's a dead cane toad in the tank. Yeah, yeah. Like a little lemon wedge, except it's decaying flesh. We were all like tripping balls. It was like on an acid. Like you'd lick the toad, yeah. You know who can taste it is the person who's been away from the house for a little bit.

Because the people who live in the house and drink the water every day, you know how it just changes slightly by slightly by slightly. You're like, nah, something's off. But you go away for a week, you drink city water for a week, and you come back and you go, there's something rancid in this tank. Here's a great thing to ask people, and I always find it so interesting because it's something we all talk about. You know when you travel somewhere, every city, every town

has its own distinct water taste. Where is the best tasting water in New Zealand? They say it's Christchurch. They say the filtration, the natural filtration in Christchurch. Why is Christchurch's water so good? If you know Kent Habs, give us a text. Or if you've got better water than Christchurch, give us a text too. Text us on 9696 if you either have

if you think your town or city has really great water or if your town or city has terrible tasting water. And Aucklanders, sparkling water doesn't count, okay? No. It's not what we're talking about. It's not tap water. Hey, day after the first round of Taylor Swift Australia

gigs, we're going to get all the goss on the show today. Both of our producers have just flown back from the Eris tour. Also, we're going to talk to the Kiwi who got given Taylor Swift's hat during 22. We're going to grill him. Was it pre-organised? Yeah. Has he spoken to Taylor Swift since?

His name's Oliver Mills. He's a huge Kiwi TikToker. How did it get organised? He'll be on the show with us after five o'clock. But first, we'll play Tradie vs Lady. Clint. Are we blowing up the water chat? The people are invested.

Do you want to hear some of these texts? Yeah. Someone said, Auckland's water is crap. Blenheim has the best water. Okay. There you go. Christchurch sits above natural aquifers, which is why our water is so clean. Taupo, hands down, has the best and freshest water.

Damn, water tribalism. Oh, finally, someone says Rotorua has good water. Rotorua does have good water. The air stinks, the water beautiful. It had to have one of the two. Okay. You know? Air, not great.

Water, spot on. Keep it coming then. Bree and Clint. Thanks to everybody for the water correspondence. Two stand out. Someone said Putar Thanks to everybody for the water correspondence. Two stand out. Someone said Putararu has by far the best water. They even print it on the pump bottles. Really?

Is that where the pump water comes from? No. That's very good water. And someone else said, hey, guys, a dead possum is nothing. We've always been on tank water. If it starts to taste a bit salty, it usually means there's a dead rabbit or a possum in there. Cheers, Tony.

The wire wrapper. From the Widered Upper, I think. He's just ridden it wire wrapper. From the wire wrapper. Wire wrapper. I like Wonganui has rank water. Lol. Not tank water.

Rank water. Rank water. All right, let's play Tradie vs. Lady. It's Tradie vs. Lady. Three, two, one, let's play Tradie vs. Lady. It's Tradie vs. Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Here we go, back again for some more rounds of Tradie vs. Lady. The ladies, a couple of good rounds at the end of last week. So they've just got their noses in front on 12.

The tradies on 10. Our lady is from Hamilton. She's 33, and that's the number of times she's moved house. 33. Welcome to the show, Annie. Annie. Hi. How are you still sane?

I don't know. You know what it's like as a teenager, and you get sick of living with certain people, and things happen. Yeah, right. Are you just like a pro at moving house now? Yeah, it definitely doesn't bother me. Do you live out of a suitcase so you're ready to go?

No, no. My current house I've been in for nearly five years. Oh, what a record. What a nice change. Yeah, that's good. Okay, you're taking on our tradie today. They're from Ashburton. They're 25 years old and their workmates think that he's a dick.

Welcome to the show, Bailey. G'day, Bailey. How's it going? Would you say that they're correct? Most of the time, yeah. Most of the time. No, he's honest. Good self-awareness. We appreciate the honesty. Okay, Bailey, the dick, your buzzer is tradie. Eddie, the nomad,

your buzzer is lady. First to three correct answers gets $50 cash from KFC. Good luck to both of you. Here comes question number one. Which Italian city is known for its canals? The Trades. Yes, Bailey. Venice.

It is, of course, Venice. Man-made canals. Venezia. Venezia. Question number two, one to the Trades. Which of the following car brands does not currently have a team in Formula One? Is it Ashton Martin, Ferrari or Jaguar? Jaguar.

Trades, Jaguar. Yeah, Bailey, Jaguar. Correct. You're bloody lucky there. They're trying to get the F pace in there though, aren't they? The Jag, the SUV. Yeah. Question number three.

You need this one, Annie, to stay in it. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Brady? Yes, Bailey, for the win. Is it American Regents? No, it's not. Good guess. Annie?

No, don't know. Nah. Looking for five sauce. Five seconds of summer. Five seconds of summer? Where have they been? Yeah, I know. I haven't heard from them for a while.

All right, still two. Remember one of them accidentally released a DP and then we never really heard from them again? Yeah. Yeah. Then they went quiet. Which is weird because it wasn't a bad one. Nah, it was all right.

Um, all right, Annie, you still need this one to stay in the game. Question number four. Which blood type is the universal donor blood type? Nah, it was all right. All right, Annie, you still need this one to stay in the game. Question number four. Which blood type is the universal donor blood type? Lady. Yes, Annie. Is it O positive? Bailey?

O negative. It is O negative. Well done. And I'm sure people with that blood type know. I wouldn't have known that. I wouldn't have known the answer to that. So well done, Bailey. You got a 3-0 victory in Tradiverse Lady and you get 50 bucks cash from KFC.

12 million people have watched Taylor Swift give our next guest her hat on the side of the stage of the Eris Tour in Melbourne. And he's a Kiwi, the person who received this hat. Hell yeah, he is. Hell yeah, he is. There he is. Here to explain how the hell that happened.

What a photo. Mowok, hew mowonga. Mowok, hew mowonga. It's the Prime Minister of New Zealand, Oliver Mills, ladies and gentlemen. Do your own intro, why don't you, Oliver? Give him control of the tax dollars. There he is. You've got to give him control of the tax dollars.

I mean, he's signed, sealed and delivered from Taylor Swift itself. Like, where are we going from here? It's just up from here. It's just down from here. I don't know, Oliver Mills from TikTok. Where are we going from here? Can we start with everybody has seen you get Taylor Swift's hat. How were you the person selected to be up there,

standing there waiting for Taylor Swift to come over during 22? Look, I would love to explain the story, but the thing is I've had my mind blanked. Have you seen Men in Black? You know those machines? Taylor came out and did it. It's very secretive and I have to appreciate it, but the mystery shrouding ears to it.

You lie. You lie. You lie. You lie. You're in the TikTok. I'm lying to media outlets all day. So tell us the truth. I've been just gossip media outlets all day So tell us the truth I've been just gossiping and telling things

You've pretty much told us all we need to know there I want to know what was it like for you Because obviously the 22 hat is a big part of the show She's done it the whole tour And look, I'm sure you're aware of this But you're not the demographic They're not usually picking grown men to get the 22 hat.

How dare you! Yeah, no, it was special. I have, it's really cool hearing everyone online. No one knows, there are people like in her team close to her team that don't know how the hat selection gets made. I'm pretty sure, I'm genuinely pretty sure it's just Taylor Swift says,

I want this thing, and then Taylor Swift gets that thing. She's incredible. She can have whatever she wants. She gets what she wants. Oliver Mills, that's a hot lead that you've just given us here, that you think that Taylor Swift is the one pulling the strings. I can very clearly see her in the video mouthing to you, I love your videos, you're so funny.

So tell us, does Taylor Swift follow you? I don't think so. I have no idea. I don't think so. Unless she's on her burner account, Oliver. Who's to say really? Who's to say really? So you haven't been inboxed or heard from Taylor Swift since the moment that she said

she loved your videos and called you funny? Brie, you know I love you, but I just can't kiss and tell. I never would. Oliver, Oliver Brie, you know I love you, but I just can't kiss and tell. I never would. Oliver, Oliver, Oliver, you're amongst friends. You're not talking to the Sydney Morning Herald now, okay? This is not Brian Bridge on the AM show. We're on your level, brother. Give us the scoop.

Give us something we can work with. How did you get to be in that spot for Taylor Swift? So there's a saying, right place, right time. And I love you guys so much, but we can talk when I get home. I'll come hang out and we can chill. Maybe you can see the hat. The way you were able to duck and dodge these questions, you could be Prime Minister, Oliver.

Y'all, y'all. That's the best thing I've ever heard. No, well done to you. Oliver, I've been following you for a while. I met you after the Cassie Henderson concert. You were a delightful bloke and I've followed you ever since. And I was straight on social media

after night two in Melbourne and saw this moment that you have had at the Taylor Swift concert. I need to know because I've also been kind of following along. How many new followers have you gained since you've posted this video? On TikTok, 140.

Wow! 1000? I think I'm on 150, 1000. 1000? And on Instagram? On Instagram, I think it's close to 70. What the hell? The Taylor Swift effect is unbelievable.

And it's also the number of icons that I look up to that have reached out to me is unbelievable. People that I genuinely have looked up to since I started. Who are we talking about? Can you tell us that or no? Again, Britt, I just would never

ever, because I will tell you in the privacy of our studio, but over the phone, this is just so impersonal. Do you know what I mean? No, no, we get it. We get it. Okay, real question for you. You said that you, under no circumstances you posted, under no circumstances would you sell

the hat for no money. I can see that Taylor has signed it underneath the brim. You're never parting with this hat, is that right? There's no amount of money that could take this hat away from you? If anyone else had this hat it's so meaningless because it's attached to me. Like the story associated with it is, there are hundreds of

videos of me receiving this hat and her saying that she loves my videos and that I'm funny. We had this beautiful and special moment. Like, to part with it under any circumstances just seems so wrong and honestly quite disrespectful to her. Yeah, good man. And obviously the value of the hat is going to increase, and I can't wait to see you on an episode of Porn Stars in the future where you show the video and you're like, that's

me. How much can I get for the hat? I'd like $100,000. Best I can do is 25 cents and a slap on the ass. Like, all right, thank you, Rick Harrison. We love you, but it's going to have to do more than that. This is Kiwi TikToker Oliver Mills. He got Taylor Swift's hat at the Eros Tour during 22 on Sunday.

Was it the Sunday show, Oliver? Saturday show. Saturday show. The getaway car night. Did anybody try and steal? Oh, don't worry, Del. I know. She hits the law. Yeah, I'm going? Oh, don't worry, Del. I know. She gets the law.

Yeah, I'm going to be there on Saturday night in Sydney. I can't wait. I'm hoping that I will even get, like, you know, a sweat towel. Not even the 22 hat, just a sweat towel. Even just a bit of sweat on your face would be great. Oh, I'd take it. I'd take it. Did anyone try and knock the hat off you in the crowd after you got it?

No, Taylor Swift fans, Swifties are the kindest, most lovely, wholesome, beautiful people that I've ever had encounters with. They are so consistently friendly that everyone was just happy to... The most common reaction is excitement for me, which is the most unbelievable... Because I wouldn't have been surprised with jealousy and envy and rage, but I've had genuinely none of that. Because I wouldn't have been surprised with, like, jealousy and envy and rage. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've had genuinely none of that.

My last question for you, Oliver, is that in the clip, Taylor says, can I have one of those pointing at your friendship bracelets? Do you know which friendship bracelet you gave her and did it have your number on it? No, the friendship bracelet with the number has already been done. And I love, look, I'm a big fan of me, but I don't compete against Travis Kelsey. I understand. He's a big man.

He's a big man, Travis Kelsey. He's a big man. Oliver, you're the talk of the town. You're the most famous Kiwi around at the moment for what happened to you at the Taylor Swift concert. So enjoy it. We love your content and thanks for talking to us, man. Thanks, Ollie.

Thank you, Tim. Absolute pleasure, truly. That's Oliver Mills. He was hand chosen by Taylor Swift concert. So enjoy it. We love your content and thanks for talking to us, man. Thanks, Ollie. Thank you, Tim. Absolute pleasure, truly. That's Oliver Mills. He was hand chosen by Taylor Swift. He is the chosen one. Personally, she thinks he's funny. She's seen the videos and now he has her hat.

If I was Jebus Kelsey, I would be a little bit intimidated. Me too. I'd be a little bit worried. Me too. See you, man. See you, Ollie. Pleasure, Tim.

Thank you so much. Bree and Clint. Oh. And turn my mic on. See you, Ollie. Pleasure, Sam. Thank you so much. Bree and Clint. Oh. And turn my mic on. So you talk. Let me explain to you how, like a show, you talk. And then for me to be able to talk, my microphone has to be on as well. Why do I always turn your microphone on?

Six years now I've been turning your mic on. Why don't you do it for yourself one of these days? Oh, there. On. I think you're taking me for granted is the issue here. Sounds like something I would do. I wanted to ask, did you ever get a detention in school? Yes.

For what? I'd rather not say. No, we have to know now. You don't have to say exactly, but what was it in the ballpark? Talking back. Talking back. Talking back. What did you say? I'd rather not say.

I'd rather not say. It was a silly thing. It was a silly thing for an 11-year-old boy to say to his science teacher. Did it have a swear word in it? Yes. Ooh. Was it? What part of I'd rather not say.

This is my job as a radio broadcaster trying to get it out of you. Just tell us what the swear word was. No, I can't. Oh, it was the C. I'd rather not say. It was the C word. It was an after school detention and I had to stay back for 60 minutes after school. Yeah.

In a room full of other naughty boys. No girls, strangely. All naughty boys. Well, that's because you went to an all-boys school. I didn't. I went to a Catholic co-ed school. Little joke there for the all-gender schools. I only got a detention one time because I punched a girl in the arm.

I thought you were going to say face. I thought you were going to say face. I thought you were going to say face. She punched me first in fairness. She punched me first and so I punched her back twice as hard and she cried and then she went and told on me and I said she punched me first. Yeah. And then we both got detention.

Oh, you both did. Yeah, we both did. But they weren't going to give her detention because she didn't mention the part about punching me first, did she? I feel like there's room for some creative teaching there to go, are you both sorry? Yes. Okay, well, you've served your punishment. I wasn't sorry.

No, I know you weren't sorry. I would have done it again. Well, if the other girl goes, she punched me hard, I get to punch her once more and then we're even. She called me, you know why the fight started? Why? Because this is when I went to boarding school and I was obviously from, you know, a poor family and I was on scholarship and everyone else there from very rich families.

Did she call you a mudblood? She called me a peasant. A peasant? Yeah. Same thing, yeah. A country bogan peasant. Country bogan peasant? Yeah.

You're lucky. She's lucky you didn't break her nose. I know. That's what I said. I told you. I would have done it again. There's a story. And you would have gone home and your dad would have gone, fair enough.

And Ashley, if you're listening, run at me. I'd do the same thing. There's a girl that's making news over in the States after her mum is quite upset and shocked over the punishment her daughter has received for something she did in PE class. Okay, so mum thinks it's not fair. Mum thinks it's not fair. She's received an after-school detention for this thing that she did. It says here that the girl proceeded to burp very loudly during PE class,

which caused quite the stir in the class and received an after-school detention for a burp. I feel like it wouldn't have been just a natural burp, though. No. It would have been a disruptive on purpose. I'm picturing the class clown has just developed, they've mastered their own gear, and they know they can get a rise out of it. Even then, I don't think it warrants an after school detention.

No. Maybe on a third strike, but no, no, no, no. That's heavy handed. A bit rough. Maybe a fart. Like if it was like a booming, like aggressive, obnoxious fart, I think that could warrant an after-school detention. Yeah.

Yeah. Even then. Even then. Even then you could argue that you can't control it. There's very little malice. And it's funny. Yeah. It's funny, depending how old they were too.

Oh, there's a bit of malice involved with the fart, but yeah. Yeah. It's quite rude, but hilarious. If I was the teacher, I'd give them an A+. We want to ask you guys this afternoon, what did you, back at school, in your school days, what did you get a detention for? Yeah, what was it?

And do you think these days that you were still hard done by, or do you know, oh, you know, I deserved that. I fully deserved that. That was fair. I know that, without telling you what I did, I know that I deserved that. Can you tell me off air, just for fun? Yeah.

Okay, sweet. And if Mr Cook is listening, I know that I deserve it. Can you tell me off air just for fun? Yeah. Okay, sweet. And if Mr. Cook is listening, I am sorry. He's winking, Mr. Cook. He's winking. He's winking. He's still alive. Oh, $800. And then we'll text him to 9696.

We want to hear your detention stories this afternoon. Bree and Clint. Do you reckon she's ever got detention? Dua Lipa? Yeah. She would have been naughty, eh? She's got bad girl vibes. She would have been naughty, eh? She's got bad girl vibes. She would have been the popular girl.

Does she give off rich girl vibes too? No. I'd say like middle class. Oh, yeah. But like she would have been the girl at probably the public school. Yeah. That would have been the top, top, top of the pecking order. Like, she is the most popular girl.

Was she a bully? Yeah, could have been. Oh, do you think she was? Nah. I reckon she was hot and cool. Yeah. Yeah. We'll never know.

We'll never know. There's a girl that's gotten detention for doing a loud burp in PE class, so we're asking you guys this afternoon, what did you get detention for? Sam's here. Hi, Sam. Hi, Sam. Hello. You naughty wee thing. What did you get detention for?

Oh, yeah. This kid annoyed me, so I grabbed a cracker out of my bag and threw it at his head. You threw a cracker at his head? A cracker? Yeah. Like a biscuit?

Yeah. Oh. What sort of detention do you get for throwing a cracker at someone's head? You miss lunch time. Yeah. Oh, that's a bit rough, don't you reckon? Yeah, for a first offence, I feel like that's a bit rough. Or was this not a first offence?

Was this repeat behaviour from you? Oh, it was the first time, but I would happily do it again. Yeah. We can tell. If it was a full soft drink, I would have definitely said warranted. Do you remember what sort of cracker? Are we talking like a Huntley and Palmer's, like a water cracker or like a snacks or something like that? Just a snack, Pam's Cracker from the supermarket.

Pam's Cracker. Yeah, right. No harm, no foul. Maybe for wasting food. You would have got free. No worries, Sam. Someone texted through. I love this text so much.

They said, skinny girl Nita Soma called me fatty boom boom. So fatty boom boom sat on her. Took two teachers to get me off of her. Yeah, suck it, Nita Soma. That'll teach her. We're on team fatty boom boom. Yeah, 100% team fatty boom boom. We support you. Cass'll teach you. We're on Team Fatty Boom Boom, by the way. Yeah, 100% Team Fatty Boom Boom. We support you.

Cassie's here. I know $800 at M. Cassie, what did you do to get detention? Hello. I got detention for my hair not being tied up while I was a foot outside the bathroom on my way to go tie it up in the mirror. Wait a second.

Cassie, what kind of uptight, bloody fancy school did you go to? A very private Christian school. It sounds like it. For having your hair undone. Did you say someone pulled your ponytail out? Yeah, one of the boys just pulled it out. I think it was before school and we were just mucking around and he pulled it out and I was walking to the bathroom was before school and we were just mucking around and pulled it out and I was walking

to the bathroom and one of, it was actually the librarian. Yeah, nah, nah. The librarian just wanted to abuse her power there,

you can tell. Yeah, the librarians don't get enough respect so she's like, I'm going to go and I'm going to go get someone. I'm going to go

throw my power around. Thanks, Cassie. Someone texts, one time me and my mate got 100 lines and a lunchtime detention for thumb wrestling. What the? For thumb wrestling?

How intense were the thumb wrestles? Someone said, we left school grounds at lunchtime without a pass, coming back late. Luckily, they didn't realise we were a bit tipsy after getting into friends' mum's bootstash. God, that would have been more than a detention. You got off lightly. Tanya's here on 0800 dial ZM.

Hi, Tanya. Hi, Tanya. Hi. Tell us, mate, what did you get a detention for? Well, I was a bit naughty at school. I had a few, but the worst one was we were in science doing an experiment and we had all these bottles of saline and all these different solutions and this really

annoying kid in front of us was just being more annoying than usual so I squirted what I thought was saline on his pants to make it look like he'd weed himself Yeah, good trick. But it was actually acid It was acid? It was actually acid. It was acid?

It was actually acid, yes. And he started screaming and running around and holding his bum. And we had to dip him in the sink. And then, like, there were holes in his pants and he had a red bum. Tanya! Yeah, I'm not... Tanya! I felt terrible. How old were you, Tanya?

14. 14? It wasn't acid. I felt terrible How old were you Tanya? Um 14 The poor boy Had holes in his pants He's washing his bum in a sink in front of the whole class Question though Tanya Did he ever annoy you again? No

He didn't No he died No he didn't He was fine. It wasn't bad. We got him to the water cooking up, and my mum was horrified, and she was so embarrassed and really mad because we had to buy him some new shorts.

I bet. I mean, it'd just be that low-grade acid that they have in high schools. It's not going to be the hardcore acid, is it? Thanks, Tanya. Surely not. Surely not, Tanya. Before you go, what sort of detention? How much detention do you get for burning a guy's pants off. Thanks, Tanya. Surely not. Surely not, Tanya. Before you go, what sort of detention? How much detention do you get

for burning a guy's pants off? Look, it was ages ago. It was a long time ago. I think I actually had to write him a letter of apology and stay inside for lunchtime. Something like that. Oh, that sounds fine.

Yeah, not much. And stay at least 500 metres away from him at all times. Thanks, Tanya. Final one. I got a week's detention for pulling the finger in the school photo when I was six. No one knew until they handed it out and the kids took them home with them. Yeah, nice.

I like it. Legendary status. Taylor Swift, Melbourne's going down. You would have seen all of the social media. And two of our producers were very lucky to be there over the weekend. Claudia and Ella, how was it? It was amazing. Was it?

Yeah, it was really cool. Was it everything you dreamt it was going to be? It's just bigger than you can imagine. Like, I knew it was huge, but it was huge. Was it too huge? Nah, nah, nah. Nah? Nah. Because 96,000 people was quite an intimidating number of people to be around.

But it was cool. Nah, I didn't feel like I stood in a line at all. And the stadium is so big, it doesn't feel crowded. Yeah, right. 96,000 people, the biggest show she's done in her career. Is it really? I believe so. Yeah, it was.

All three nights. I wonder if that's the biggest gig that's happened in Australia. I feel like Adele had more people. Really? Yeah, because Adele did in the round. Like she was in the middle, so she was a full so she had all of the stands

in the stadium. What was your secret song? We got Red and then we got You're Losing Me. Oh nice. And we got the announcement of the Poets Department, the new secret track. The bolter. We had quite a good show in terms of what Taylor Swift fans want from a show.

They want to be there for a scoop or whatever and we got that. She wasn't dusty from being at Super Bowl. I was wondering that. Jet lagged. Claudia, you said you had a bit of issue. Was it on your flight home from the Arras tour? Yeah, it was on the flight home. So I was feeling that. Jet lagged. Claudia, you said you had a bit of issue. Was it on your flight home from the Ares tour? Yeah, it was on the flight home. So I was feeling that low.

You know, the Ares tour is over. What do I look forward to now? You're on the come down. The Ares tour come down. But I was like, well, at least I have movies on the plane. And I picked, I wanted to watch Gran Turismo because I'm never going to watch that if I'm not on a plane. Weird choice, but yeah.

I want to watch that. I would watch it on a plane. Adam Driver? Nah, it's Orlando Bloom and David Harbour. Adam Driver did the Ferrari movie. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry.

Yeah. Okay. So we got on the plane. The little announcement video starts, but all of our screens are black. And in the row in front of us, all of their screens are black. In the row in front of them, all of their screens are black. So we're in this one little section where the screens just aren't working at all. That's not safe.

Well, they were like, yeah. Because I watched the safety video intently. Oh, I see. They came back to us afterwards and was like, do you know where your life jackets are? And we were like, yeah, they're under the seats. It's fine. We'd been on a plane before. But then that finished, so I was like, okay, cool, time for my movie. And I hit play and it just stayed black. This would

devastate me. Yeah, so like none of our screens were working, so the flight attendant came around and they were like, don't worry. We won't leave you like that. Long story short, they left them like that. Because there was nothing they could do. They did the reset. They did everything.

Did they come back and say, this is what's going on? Yeah. They were really, really good. Oh, well, that's good. At least they communicated. But then I realized I had put so much faith into Gran Turismo. My Netflix has logged me out because I'm in a different place. And it's finally caught up that I'm not using my own login

I didn't get any music You didn't prepare anything My phone is almost dead I don't have a book I have a three and a half hour flight With nothing to do Are you good at sleeping? So many times you can read the Keora magazine

Yeah So I was going through And like filtering out all my photos And then That is classic That is classic last resort behaviour To go I guess I'll sort out my camera roll.

I had enough in-flight Wi-Fi to do the mini crossword and that took me 51 seconds. Oh, my God. So I was like, there's nothing else to do. So I was like, well, I'll put my chair back. So I put my chair back and then I sat forward and my chair hit me in the back. Like, it just popped right back up.

So that was broken too. I'll put it back down and it just popped back up. Yeah. And then I asked the flight attendant an hour in. I'll put it back down and it just popped back up. Yeah and then I like asked the flight attendant an hour in. I was like I'm so bored. So like he was coming around giving around drinks and I was like hey do you have any of those kids activity packs

that you hand out with like crosswords and stuff? Yeah. And he thought I was joking and didn't do it. He was like haha that's really funny and then just kind of left and never came back. I thought you were going to say do you have a heap of alcohol because I'm about to get drunk. He did say, ma'am, you're ordering a rum and coke. You shouldn't be asking for kids

activity packs. Because I did order a rum and coke. Oh, you can drink in colour. Yeah. Yeah, I know. But he left and didn't give me anything. So I was so bored. Ella's sitting next to me. I'm going a little bit out of my mind. What was she doing? She was reading a book. To be fair, yes, I was reading. Did you offer up your Netflix?

Mine wasn't working either. No, okay. I thought Ella was sitting there holding out on you. We played I Spy. We did. We played a riveting game of I Spy. You did not. We talked to each other.

We did. It's okay. There's only like an hour left of this flight. It's fine. I'll just relax into it. And then the PA system goes on, and this is what we heard. What we're going to do is we're going to play Shake It Off down the PA, but we want everyone singing, okay? So don't let me down here.

Don't let me down. Oh, no. And we're going to start. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Oh, it's the worst song, too. Yeah. What is this, a kindergarten school bus? Yeah. Oh, it's the worst song, too.

What is this, a kindergarten school bus? Yeah. We literally earlier had said, at least there's no sing-alongs. Wait, I want to hear the crowd. Oh, not many people are singing. It's real awkward. And it was the full song. The full three minutes or whatever it was. The full song?

The start to finish. Oh, no. Yeah. I like the energy. I like that the hosties were trying to do something fun. You deserve some air points. Absolutely. Brie and Clint.

Lucky me. I'm getting a live Taylor Swift performance in the studio from Brie right Clint. Lucky me, I'm getting a live Taylor Swift performance in the studio from Brie right now. Claudia's in. Got the dance moves, lucky. Yeah, we're just doing our thing in here. I know you love these stories, the lotto stories, but I feel like this one's probably going to give you nightmares,

but a story out of America today from the Florida Lottery Commission where one person has won $36 million, right? Yeah, okay. They won a $36 million division and they haven't claimed the prize before the ticket expired. Don't you get like 12 months? So this is, I've looked into the details of it. So apparently the rules in the Florida lottery is that the winning ticket holder had 180

days to claim the eight figure wins. Is that it? 180 days. Is that six months? I think that's six months. Six months. Yeah. Yeah.

And apparently eventually the person went in to claim their winnings and they were like, this ticket's expired. What are you up to? What are you doing not checking your lotto ticket for six months? I mean, you didn't know, but oh. You should know. You know, as I get older and wiser, I hear something like that and in my brain I go, well, it wasn't meant to be for them.

How spiritual is that? It's not what was intended for that person. They weren't meant to get the money. The universe has plans for them that don't involve $36 million. Would I feel like that if it was me? Absolutely not. I would actively rally against what the universe wanted for me involve $36 million. Would I feel like that if it was me? Absolutely not. I would actively rally against what the universe wanted for me so I could have my $36 million.

So here's a question, and people are probably asking, what happens to that $36 million jackpot now? So I've looked into that as well, and apparently 80% of the unclaimed prize money from expired tickets, which is this ticket, is transferred directly to the Educational Enhancement Trust Fund. So that fund provides money for public schools, universities and scholarships. Yep. And then the remaining 20% is returned to the prize pool from which future prizes are awarded or used for special prize promotions. I love the idea of these kids who are there.

They're like, oh, my God, we are like a week away from getting the funding. We're finally going to get our swimming pool at the school. We're finally going to get some books. These kids over here, they're going to get some shoes. And then someone comes in with their lotto ticket and they're like, not today, kids. Not today. Not today, suckers.

There's a guy in the UK in the news today. I read this in the New Zealand Herald. He found out that he was not the father of his baby. Sorry. I don't know why I laughed then. It's because of those videos. It reminded me of the Maury Povich. You are not the father.

The father. But that is not funny. That's not funny. Continue. So he wanted to be the father. Yes. He thought he was the father. This man found out that he was not the father to his daughter through the puppy cam.

That's horrible. His name's Rob Parsons. He's a fireman and he said, just imagine the most outrageous Jeremy Kyle storyline you've ever heard and then times it by a hundred. That's how he feels his life is playing out. How did he find it out through the puppy cam? Was it one with audio, was it? Yes. So you can talk to the dog and you can hear the dog talk back to you. He said he logged into the puppy cam to check on the dogs while he was at work.

And he saw his wife was at home with their daughter. They were sitting on the floor and they were FaceTiming a man. They were talking to a man on FaceTime. Okay. His wife was saying, say thank you to daddy for buying you presents yesterday and show daddy your presents to the man that's on FaceTime. And he is not on FaceTime to his wife at this point. Right. He's on the puppy cam, but she doesn't know that he's on the puppy cam.

Okay. He said he confronted his wife straight away and she said, oh, don't be paranoid. She calls everyone daddy. I don't think I called everyone daddy when I was a kid. Maybe more so today. Yeah, maybe a little bit later on. But not like that.

Not like that. We're talking about a two-year-old here. Yeah, exactly. He now believes his wife was cheating on him with this other guy for three years. She knew that he wasn't the real dad when she named him on the birth certificate. He's had a DNA test done and he is not the father. And he found this out all because of the puppy cam. I am confused though, and we probably won't have these details, but if she's been keeping

this secret, you know, for such a long time, how would she have been so careless that she's sitting there on the puppy cam and if she knows it's there, has audio, FaceTiming the guy, you're like, how could she be so careless? It's a good question. I always in these stories am suspicious when someone says they just wanted to check the puppy cam. Yeah. Like, he must have had his suspicions.

Did this guy set up a puppy cam? Also, if you're trying to keep a secret, don't tell the two-year-old. Worst secret keepers in the world. As someone who has a two-year-old, some of the worst secret keepers I've ever met. Yeah. Not the best.

Not the best. They'll say the first thing that comes to their mind. Yeah, it's like the truth, they run on truth serum. You know, they're like Jim Carrey on Liar Liar. They just can't. They don't have the best morals, two-year-olds. You know? No, no, no, no, the opposite.

Their moral compass is too strong. They have to tell the truth. Yeah. They have to tell the truth. But is that a good set of morals? Yeah, true, they don't know right the truth. Yeah. They have to tell the truth. But is that a good set of morals? Yeah, true. They don't know right from wrong. Yeah.

We want to ask, like this guy who unfortunately found out through the puppy cam that his whole life was a lie, what did you find out because of technology? What secret was ruined or leaked to you because of technology, like a puppy cam or a ring doorbell or a notification from an app that you didn't know was tracking your partner's whereabouts. Or at least you said you didn't know that it was tracking your partner's whereabouts. Who's doing that?

Oh, it's very easy to slip an ear tag into the glove box these days. Is it Clinton Roberts? I've heard. If Clinton's wife is listening, run, Lucy, run. Check the glove box now. Check it. You can run, but I will find you because there's an ear tag

in your glove box. It shows me on maps where you are. 0800 dial ZM or text it to 9696 we want to know this afternoon, what did you find out because of technology? Yep. What narked on you because of technology? Brian Clint. I wonder if it was

one of those puppy cans where you can throw treats out and he could have just started like peppering them with treats. Yeah, yeah. Doesn't say in the article, unfortunately. So we're asking, what did you find out? Someone said, my best friend found out her boyfriend at the time was cheating on her through Snap Maps years ago. Oh my God, Snap Maps would have caught so many people out.

It's so creepy because I feel like sometimes having your snap map on is the default setting and people can just see where you are. Do you share your live, not necessarily through Snapchat, but there's other ways to do it. Do you share your live location with anyone? No. I don't want anyone to know where I am. I don't go anywhere interesting. I just don't want to...

I shared my live location with Kim Crossman when we were filming Treasure Island and she'd been eliminated already and then she called me when there was that big tsunami warning and she's like, share your live location

just in case and then just never taking it off. I'd share my live location with Kim Crossman. She's pretty safe. Yeah, she's live location just in case. Just in case, yeah. And then just never taking it off. I'd share my live location with Kim Crossman. She's pretty safe. Yeah. Yeah, she's trustworthy. I trust her. Let's go to Dan on 0800-DARLS-AT-HIM.

Hi, Dan. Hi, Dan. Who got busted by technology, Dan? Well, it wasn't really in the same vein as all your other stories, but speaking of Snap Maps, I spoiled my own birthday party. How? So I was, my partner had organised to take me out for dinner for my birthday and told me where we were going

and so that was cool. I thought it was just a QE date for the two of us. In the back of the Uber, I was on Snapchat and looking at Snap Maps and saw a cluster of a whole lot of people. All your friends in there. Oh no! Mum, did you keep quiet so they didn't ruin the surprise

or did you turn to your partner and go, I know what you're doing? No, I told her afterwards because I thought, oh, they'll put so much effort into it. She planned it with my sister and she was there as well. So, well, basically, it was really sweet. I didn't want to ruin it. I told her about it afterwards.

You're a good guy. Good man. Someone texted and they said, I was away and I hadn't heard from my husband. Got suspicious. Checked the cameras. He was asleep, snoring. Lol. Love that for you. Someone else said, I found out

my husband was sleeping with someone else when he booked a hotel on our business credit card and our mutual friend's Snapchat location was at the same hotel. At least if you're going to do it, be a little smarter. You got busted with sleeping with the best friend on the business credit card? Come on, mate.

Come on, mate. This one I don't really understand. You might be able to explain it. I just caught out my husband buying nuggets at BP using Life360 app. What's the Life360 app. What's the Life360 app? I don't know what Life360 is, but I know that my mum caught my dad buying cheeseburgers at Burger King

when he was specifically on a low cholesterol diet. How did you catch him? They'd been to the doctor to get it. They were working on the thing together because he was an idiot, was buying it on the joint account. Mate, buy it with cash. He was starting work at three o'clock every day and at quarter to three, there was like

four, purchased for four cheeseburgers. Four? My dad does nothing by halves. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. G'day, guys. How's it going?

Good, thanks. Tell us, who got caught out with technology? Well, this is a bit of a rough story and for context this happened about five years ago. Okay. So I have a wee boy and obviously with his father and my sister who had gone through all of the court battles and the police and everything like that, I caught her out seeing him. Yeah. Because my mutual friend I'm friends with didn't know my sister

and just sent you know the daily picture of his coffee cup um on the farm and my sister's car was in the background and my ex-partner um worked on the same farm oh my god yeah so um i yeah did a little bit more digging and um yeah it was my sister and they dated for two years and got engaged. And they broke up because she worked out he wasn't a very nice person. How did she not work that out already? I would, yes, good question. What? Yeah, so they broke up and he tried to send me big messages about, you know,

how awful of a person she was, and I just said, well, calm is, you know, a C word. Yeah, calm is a B. God, you poor thing, Anonymous. I can just imagine, like, when you see that car, and then your stomach drops, you're like, wait a second. It says here Life360 is a family social networking app because someone said how do you guys not know what life 360 is what does that mean what if it's a it's

it's the leading family location safety app oh there you go so it tells you where your family is all the time and in this instance it told you that your husband was in the drive-thru buying chicken nuggets. Which, can I just say, is not cheating, by the way. It might be cheating on your diet, but buying nuggets is not cheating on a person. It's cheating if you don't bring some home. That's a hate crime. That's worse.

And you go home for dinner. Have you eaten? No? Share the nuggets, people! Time for a round of Guess the Noise. The game where we guess the noise together with you. For KFC Chicken Dollars, Narnie, you're going to jump on Team Bree this afternoon. Kia ora. Hi, Narnie.

Hi. You're good with your ears, Narnie? You can recognise sounds? Oh, I'm hoping so, yeah. You're not jamming your ears as often as Brie and I are with cotton buds, which is unfortunate when hearing is part of our job. Like, it's silly of us, but are you getting in there with that little Q-tip thingy as well, Narnie? Uh, no, no, no.

Yeah, she's a smart woman. They say you shouldn't put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear. Oh, well, I've got a few issues then. The shit you've been putting in there. I can't get my elbow... What haven't you been putting in there. I can't get my elbow. What haven't you been putting in there? I can't get my elbow up there to check. So how does that work?

Good point. Let's go to Shiloh on 800-DARLS-AT-HEM. Hi, Shiloh. Hi, Shiloh. Hi. You'd have good ears, wouldn't you, Shiloh? Yes. How old are you?

Ten. Oh, your ears and hearing would be on point. Got some fresh ears on Team Clint. Yeah, it's my first time calling. Oh, welcome to the show. Wait, wait, Shiloh. You've got to have the VIP treatment. What did you say?

I've never called before, so this is my first time. First time caller. First time caller. Got to celebrate, yeah? First time caller. Bring it in, guys. First time caller. Welcome to caller. Gotta celebrate ya. First time caller. Bring it in guys. First time caller. Welcome to the show Shiloh.

It's great to have you here. Yeah. You can call us anytime, okay? Okay. Okay, perfect. Claudia's gonna run Guess the Noise. Hi Claudia. Hi Claude.

So this is Guess the Noise. It's what's written on the box. I'm gonna play some noises and you just need to guess what they are. Got it. Easy as that. We can do that. So the theme this week, these are all horns from forms of transport.

Ooh. Ooh, okay. Yeah, so the answer is going to be some sort of form of transport. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Brie and Clint, you guys are going to go first. Buzz in with your name if you can tell me what it is. Good luck. Here's your first one.

Clint. Clint. That's a train horn. Incorrect. Oh, what? Can I hear it one more time? Mm-hmm. Whoa.

Oh. Throw one out there. A truck? Yeah, it's a truck. Mm-hmm. Truck horn. Truck horn. All right, Narnie and Shiloh, it's your guys' turn, okay? Okay. Truck horn Truck horn Alright Nani

And Shiloh It's your guys turn Okay Okay Buzz in with your name When you think you know Here it is Yep

Nani Nani A car Correct Yes Nani This is ridiculous Car horn Is that a good car horn?

Some car horns are embarrassingly, like, weak. Like, I heard the horn on Vaughan's Suzuki Jimny the other day when I was making that video for the long weekend group too. That's an emasculating horn. It's a camp horn. I don't mean to promote toxic masculinity or anything, but that is a... Like, it was very camp, wasn't it?

That's a weak horn. Especially for a car that looks like that. I feel like it matches it, if I'm honest. It matches the car, yeah. That's the problem. Okay, well we are at two points for Team Bree. We're back for Bree and Clint. Here's another horn. Clint! Bree. That's a...

ship horn. Yeah, girl. And that was a clean sweep. One of my favourites. Yeah, girl. And that was a clean sweep. One of my favourites. Yeah, that's a good one. We're going to keep going, sorry. This is not over until it's over. Narnie and Shiloh, do you want to have another guess?

Yeah, sure. All right, come on, guys. Here's another one. Narnie. Narnie. It's a train. It is a train. All over it.

Do you want the bonus round? Yeah. Shiloh, this one's just for you, okay? Okay. Okay. What kind of vehicle made this horn? Shiloh. Yes, Shiloh.

Bicycle. Yeah! Shiloh, for getting that correct, Narnie, you're taking KFC home and so are you, Shiloh. Oh, cool. I mean, technically there was a bell, Claudia, and not a horn, but I don't mean to nickel and dime you here. I was going to do those little like...

But I thought you were going to say a clown car. Welcome, Shiloh. Very good from you and nice work, Narnie. You're all over it. Thank you. Everyone wins. a clown car. Welcome, Shiloh. Very good from you. And nice work, Narnie. You're all over it. Thank you. Everyone wins. Thanks, guys. That was fun.

What's your favourite horn? The ship horn. The ship horn's on this day. The ship horn, by far, yeah. It's just got some bass about it, doesn't it? I just had this great idea. Stay tuned. I am going to go on a quest to find the hottest car horn in New Zealand.

Have you got that much free time? Mate, I've got heaps of free time. I've got no kids. There's a man who got to fly on a nearly empty flight and he's getting roasted online for where he chose to sit on this plane. Oh, interesting. So it's a huge plane. It's commercial aircraft.

This never happens. Southwest flight. For some reason, there were only three passengers on this flight. Buzzy G. Doesn't say why, but there were three paying passengers on the flight. Other than that, it's like a 737 or whatever. The rest of it is empty. Okay.

Of those three people, one of them has shared a selfie showing that he chose a window seat kind of mid plane. Yeah. Good choice. I think he's in an exit row. Okay. He's got a window seat. Good.

I reckon good choice. One of the other passengers can be seen in the selfie. He's about 10 rows back and he's chosen an aisle seat. That's fine if you like the aisle seat. Yep. There's no one else there, but if you like the aisle seat. That's fine if you like the aisle seat. Yep. There's no one else there, but if you like the aisle seat, that's fine. Good for you. That's your choice.

The selfie shows the third passenger on the flight who has decided on an empty plane to sit directly behind the guy who got the window seat in the emergency exit aisle. Why would you do that? He could have sat anywhere, anywhere on this plane and he decided to sit directly behind one of the only two passengers on

the plane. I would be reclining my seat that entire flight. Yes. What an idiot. Someone in the comments, because the picture's gone viral on Twitter and someone's written, I would fart as loudly as possible. A hundred percent. What is that guy's reasoning?

Is he scared to be alone? I don't know. They don't know each other. They're not flying together. They're strangers. They're strangers. He could have sat anywhere. Like it'd be less confronting if he'd sat in the same row

but on the other side of the plane. I'd still be like, why are you sitting there? Go sit somewhere else. You've got free pick of the letter. It got me thinking, if I was on this plane and I could sit anywhere I wanted, where would you choose to sit? Like, what seat are you choosing?

For me, I would go emergency aisle because, you know, you can. I'd go first class. No, it's not a first class plane. Business class. No, it's not a business class plane. It But a legroom. No, it's not a first class plane. Business class. No, it's not a business class plane. It's a premium economy. No, it's like a normal plane.

It's a normal plane. It's like a plane that flies from Auckland to Christchurch. So there's no better seats. There's no better seats. The seats are the same. Some have slightly more legroom, like the exit rows. I'd go exit row or I'd go 1A just for the, you know, for the clout. I'm not going 1A.

Why not? Because it's right near a toilet. No, it's near the exit. Isn't the toilet right up the front of the plane? Yeah, okay. I wouldn't go right near the toilet. You don't want to be near the toilet. It's the Prime Minister though. Although I think the Prime Minister

sits in 2A. So they can put security in 1A. Do you reckon I always thought they put the Prime Minister there because they have mild IBS. And I'm allowed to say that. Don't come for me because I have it. Which Prime Minister are you referring to? I don't have to say.

I do not have to say. People can use their imagination. Ginny Shetley. That was a low blow. Where are you sitting on the plane? Probably in an exit row and in the window seat. I'm a window seat kind of gal. Claudia, where are you sitting on the plane? Probably in an exit row and in the window seat. I'm a window seat kind of gal. Claudia, where are you sitting on this plane?

I think I'm right at the back, like back row. All of the armrests are. Cool kid. Yeah. And I think that's where the food comes out too. So I can be like, can I have some more snacks please? You can choose whatever food you want. Guys, there's no food.

It's a normal plane. No, but if the normal planes have snacks, like a little cookie or something. What do you mean? Normal planes sometimes have food. They've just got cassava chips and cookies. Yeah, and I want infinite. So I can just, that's where the stewards hang out. So I'll be like, hi. I'd be ropeable. You know how many times I get stuck on a plane

and they'll go, hello everyone, today's selection is the chicken cacciatore or the lasagna. Please have your selection ready. And then they go down the plane and I see, I get so anxious. I'm like, someone's going to take the last lasagna. I'm not going to get lasagna.

I was like, I don't want the chicken cacciatore. It always runs out the row in front of you. Yes. If you opt for the vegan or vegetarian meal, you get served first. Did you know that? Yeah, but then you have to eat the vegan meal. Shut up. I love plain food because it's yummy.

You just like the bread roll. I do not. Sorry, we forgot to ask our Gen Z producer. Your flag is an unaccompanied minor. Oh, for goodness sake. Where have you chosen to sit on the plane? First class, baby. There's no first class.

I'd be up there with you in first class. I've always wanted to be first class. But if I had to choose on a regular plane, I don't really care. I'd sit where no one else is sitting. Just where anyone's not sitting. The plane is empty. Every seat is where no one else is sitting. Well, not really because that guy sits directly behind you.

Please listen to the hypothetical situation at the start of the conversation. I quit. I quit this conversation. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday dinner. Okay, guys. Happy Monday.

Thanks for joining us. If you're on your way home, this is your opportunity where you can call our show, tell us your birthday, and we figure out what was the number one song when you were having your 16th birthday. Let's start with Jamie on 0800 dials. Kia ora, Jamie. Hi, Jamie. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks.

How was your weekend, Jamie? Yeah, really awesome. What did you get up to? Just hang out with the kids and their family. Oh, lovely. Wholesome weekend for you, Jamie. Yeah. Hey, mate, what's your birthday?

4th of September, 1986. All you, Jamie. Yeah. Hey, mate, what's your birthday? 4th of September, 1986. All right, Jamie, that means you were 16 in 2002. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Tell me why do you have to go and make things so complicated? She was the biggest thing in 2002. Avril Lavigne, Complicated. Do you like it, Jamie? Yeah.

Yeah. It's an old school banger from Avril Lavigne. It stood the test of time. Okay, wait there, Jamie. We're going to do Elliot's birthday banger. Kia ora, Elliot. Hi, Elliot. Hi.

What did you get up to on the weekend, Elliot? Oh, I just watched a few speed shares and a bit of work, as you do. A few what, sorry? A speed sharing. Oh, speed sharing. Oh, yeah, I quite like watching the speed sharing. Seriously impressive, eh? Yeah, it's good.

Were you watching it on YouTube or were you actually at a speed sharing comp, Elliot? No, we were actually at the comp watching it for hours, you know. Whereabouts? Oh, we were at Rivers the comp watching us for hours, you know? Whereabouts? Oh, we're at Roversdale. Yeah, nice. I'm always amazed at how quick and fast they are around the balls. You know?

On the rams. On the rams. Yeah. But, you know, that's probably why they take a lot of the balls off and makes it easier for sharing. Let's go to your birthday bang, Elliot. What's your date of birth? Yeah, good idea. Let's move on. First of the balls off. It makes it easier for Sheeran. Let's go to your birthday banger, Elliot. What's your date of birth?

Yeah, good idea. Let's move on. First birthday ball of 2004. Apologies. Sorry. I mean, we can dwell on sheep ball chat if you want, or we could. I've actually de-balled a lot of sheep before.

They're called bush oysters once you take them out. Anyway, Elliot, here's your birthday banger. From the top, make it drop. That's some whack, that's some whack. I get a bucky and a mob. That's some whack, that's some whack. Quite fitting, actually. Yeah, what do you reckon, Elliot? Birthday banger. Quite fitting, actually. Yeah, what do you reckon, Elliot? Oh, to be fair, I'd rather run Jamie's one, to be honest.

You want a bit Avril Lavigne? A bit Avril? Yeah. I mean, it is Megan Thee Stallion. She's still got her balls. Let's do one more for Isabel. Oh, no, $800 a day. Hi, Isabel.

Hey, how's it going? Hi, Izzy. It's going a bit weird, a bit random. A bit of a skew whip, if you have to know, but that's okay. It's a stallion that still has a mate. I've actually whipped a few sheep's nuts off before. I come from the country. Can't help it. Isabel, I'm sure you've de-balled some sheep before.

Yeah, I did four over the weekend, actually. Oh, it's good banter from you, Izzy. I'm impressed. I like it. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your date of birth? 8th of May, 2005. Okay, Izzy, you were 16 in 2021.

And here is your birthday banger. The Weeknd. Save Your Tears. Save Your Tears with Ari. What do you reckon, Isabel? It's a pretty good song. It's a good song, yeah. It was huge from The Weeknd. It's what Izzy says to the sheep as she's de-balling them.

Save your tears. Show me your rears. I'm not playing that WAP song, so I'm voting for Avril Lavigne. Me too. Are you? Yeah, it's a great one. There we go. Jamie, congrats.

You just won birthday banger. Working awesome. Nice work, Jamie. We'll get it on the air for you right now. Thank you. Just for you. See you, Jamie. Brian Clint.

Here's Avril. You're on ZM. Man! ZM, Brian Clint. ZM, Brian Clint. That's a birthday banger for Jamie. It was number one in September 2002. It's Avril Lavigne's Complicated.

That makes that song 22 years old this year. That's who I'd be booking for Friday Jams Live. Avril Lavigne? 100%. 100%. 100%. And Christina Aguilera. And Christina Aguilera.

Boom. And Missy Elliott. Oh, okay. Now you're shooting for the stars. No, we're not. I don't know if you could book all of them in the same, you know, because they're all a headliner. They all want to be the headliner.

They're all a headliner. Who's going to headline the show? We'll get three stages and then we put them all at the same time. You know when festivals put all the good acts on at the same time and you're like, I love that all these acts are here and now I can't see any of them. I hate that. So annoying.

We're going to talk to Oliver Mills, by the way. He's the Kiwi TikToker who got Taylor Swift's hat during 22. You would have seen him. 12 million people have watched the video of him getting the hat on TikTok. It's wild. He's on with us in 15 minutes. Right now, I want to talk about this story where a guy has shared

the story about how he dated this girl for two years and I believe they're still together and he actually didn't I mean, he knew her real name, but kind of didn't. Okay. So let me tell you the details. So he said that he's been dating his girlfriend for two years, which is a long time. Yep. Like two years, you feel like you would know.

You can move in together after two years. Yeah, like you feel like you'd know those kind of basic details about someone. He said that he's always called her Loz because her full name is Lauren. Yep, that makes sense. Right? Anyway, he said today she got a new ID in the mail and I stumbled across it. Okay.

Turns out her name is Lauren, but the way that it's spelled is outrageous and she has kept this a secret from me for two years. So apparently it is spelt, so her name's Lauren and it's spelt L-A-W-R apostrophe R-Y-N. No, it's not. No, it's not. He said, I don't know how I've got to know this person

and I've been in a relationship with this person for two years and I didn't know this about her. Let me write it down. L-A-W-R-R-Y-N. Lauren. Lauren. No wonder she kept it a secret. That poor girl. Lauren. No wonder she kept it a secret. That poor girl.

Yeah. Like, don't, her parents should not have had creative control over the spelling of her name. Get off the drugs, mum and dad. It gets worse. He said after, you know, she's come clean about this is how her name is really spelt. She then has spilled the beans and said, oh, it's not just me. My parents have done this to all of us. My other siblings have copped it as well.

These are so good. So her brother's name is Percy, spelt P-U-R apostrophe S-E-E. Purr like cat. Yes. See like vision. Yeah. Percy. And then the last sibling, Daniel.

Pretty stock standard. How do you muck up Daniel? Like you don't have to, don't fix something. Don't change something if it ain't broke. Daniel, completely fine how it's spelled. Oh no. It's got a Y in it, doesn't it? Her brother Daniel is spelled D-H-A-N-I-Y-E-L. Daniel.

Daniel. Daniel. Daniel. I thought. That's just unnecessary. I thought I'd love to hear from people this afternoon about times you've dated people. Maybe you're dating someone right now.

Maybe you dated them for ages and you only found out their real name like well into the relationship. Yeah, it's not super interesting, but I had a mate who I knew as Will and then one day when we travelled together, I saw his passport and his name was John. And his middle name was Will. And he just decided to go.

His whole life I'd known him as Will, but his name's actually John. It's like, yeah, Buzzy A. It's like my dad who has appeared on this show multiple times. And we know him as. Big Steve. Big Steve. And along with everyone else knows him as Steven. That's not his real name.

My dad's real name is Lido. Frappezio. Lido is his real given birth certificate name and his second name is Stephen. A hundred dollars a day. Bit of a random question, but we want to know, when did you find out your partner's real name? Or your parents' real name?

Or maybe a friend's real name? Or your parents' real name? Or maybe your friend's real name. Maybe you just knew them by their nickname for 10 years. Bree and Clint. Did you not know your partner's real name until, like, you know, quite far into the relationship? Maybe you were dating for three months until you figured out their real name. Would it feel like a betrayal? Or would you feel like you hadn't paid enough attention?

Oh, it depends on the situation, I think. Someone said, I only found out my Uncle Jim was actually called Maurice at his funeral. Oh, wow. Must have been a nickname then. Jim. Jim. Sonny Jim. Maurice. We knew my auntie

as Auntie Polly for years until Mum told us her real name was Karen. They call her Polly because she talks a lot. I don't get it. Like a parrot. Oh, Polly the parrot. Right, Polly won a cracker. Yeah, got it. Let's go to Chrissy. I know 800

dials at him. Hi, Chrissy. Hi, Chrissy. Hi. Whose name did you not realise? It's just like the last two great aunts. I met her when I was first five, and I'm now like over 50. Yeah. And only two years ago, she told me that her name is in fact not Vera.

We've always called her Aunty V. Her name is actually Tere. So we now have to call her Aunty T. That's not even close. It's not even close. And apparently, we're for some reason the only family in the family that called her that. Really? My dad introduced her as that.

And we've always known her as Aunty Vera. And she's like, why do you call me Vera? I'm like, well, because Dad always called you Vera. She's like, but my name's actually Therese. I wonder where Vera came from then. That's so random. She's now like 99, so she's only been called Aunty Therese by her proper name by us for two years now. What the hell, Chrissie?

That's wild. Chrissie, at least you got him before it was too late, right? I know. You just did that and I was like, oh. That's hilarious, Chrissie. Thanks for the call. I love this text. It says, my name is Emily Jane, but I go by EJ to all my friends.

When I was at uni, I would post in our uni group chat. Turns out some people thought I was just a random person for three years and always confused me when this random Emily Jane would post in the group. So good. I dated a guy called Jimmy. Three months later, real name, Gabriel. I can see why he lied. Gabriel.

Yeah. The guy who plays Harvey Specter on Suits, I think his real name is Gabriel. Is it? And he can pull it off. He can pull it off. It's like Chandler Bing from Friends. I think his real name is Gabriel. Is it? And he can pull it off. He can pull it off. It's like Chandler Bing from Friends. What's his middle name?

And he lied and never told anyone what it was. You Google it. You have a look. Hayley's here on 0800 dials at M. Hi, Hayley. Hi, Hayley. Hey, team. How's it going?

Good, thanks. Hayley, whose real name didn't you know? One of my ex-partners. What are your ex-partners for how long? So I was with him for about six months until I accidentally found out his name. Okay. So what name were you calling him?

So he was calling himself and his family were calling him Jake. Jake? Okay. Okay. And then found out his name was Shannon. What? Not even close. Why was everyone calling him Jake? Because he was married with kids.

His family were in on it. His family was in on it. His family were helping him hide his wife and kids from you, his secret girlfriend. That is dirty. 100%. Oh, my God, that is next level. Next level.

That would screw with your head something serious. Oh, my God, that is next level. Next level. That would screw with your head, something serious. Oh, so bad, mate. It sounds like you can laugh about it now. I can laugh about it now. I was too young at the time and he was, like, a bit older than me, so I can kind of look back and laugh at it now. But at the time, I was like, what? It's also interesting, like, he's obviously picked that name then. Like, his real name's Shannon, but he's like I was like, what? It's also interesting, like he's obviously picked that name

then. Like his real name's Shannon, but he's like, okay, what name? What would I pick? I think I'd be Jake. It wasn't even his middle name or anything. It was nothing. Having the family in on it is... That's so sadistic. Ridiculous. I love how Hayley, you might not have heard before, she goes, ha ha ha ha ha,

trauma. Thanks Hayley., Hayley. Chandler Bing's middle name is Muriel. There you go. Muriel Gabriel. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous.

Oh, hi. How are you? Good, thanks. Who's real name? Didn't you know anonymous? Well, I knew the name because it's my brother. But we're Australian, and he lived down at Gingerbine for over 10 years. Okay.

And I went there for his 30th birthday, and halfway through the night, I was, like, saying to everyone, where's Owen? Where's Owen? And everyone was going, who's Owen? And I was going, the guy's 30th that you're at, and they're, like, snowy. And I was like, yeah. And then they were like, is his name Owen? Did you know his name was Owen? And all his mates were like, no, I didn't know his name was Owen. And he was so gutted because he'd hidden his name for so long.

Yeah, you doubted him as Owen. Whoopsie. Let's just have a shot. Forget about it. I'm just trying to, like, because my uncle, we know him as Snowy. And now I'm just trying to think if I know his real name. That's the most Australian thing. Because everyone in Australia gets rebranded. Yeah. Yeah.

I actually don't think I know his real name. Owen. It's probably Owen. It's probably Owen. Yeah. Wait, is this my cousin on the phone? Yeah, thanks, Anonymous. Have a good one.

Bree and Clint. That is us. Boy, we're out of here for the day. Thanks for joining us. Thanks for doing this. Have a good one. Bree and Clint. That is us. Boy, we're out of here for the day. Thanks for joining us. Thanks for being here. What are you watching tonight? The last two episodes of One Day. I don't want to talk about it.

I'm so angry about that series. You don't give it away. I'm so angry. Don't. People have given it away. They gave it away on TikTok. Yeah, well, stay off. You're on TikTok too much.

I just want to say this to you. You're on TikTok too much. I just want to say this to you. You're on TikTok too much. I've never, like, at least you say I'm so glad I didn't watch the last episode of that show in public. Oh, you were saying Big Ugly Cry. Oh, I was, like, hyperventilating, couldn't control myself. What Netflix shows do you watch in public? Like, if you watch something on a plane or... Oh, okay.

Yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Not a good idea. That's my tip. If you're watching that series, do not watch the last two episodes on a plane. Okay. I think I said don't watch them at all.

Oh, I don't watch them at all. I've loved that show so far. Oh, ruined it. Yeah? Well, I've got two episodes to go. I think I'm still, like, I'm traumatised. So maybe it'll take a little while for me to recover. We can debrief tomorrow.

Yeah, okay. We'll debrief this time tomorrow. Have a great night, everybody. Whatever you're doing, whatever you're watching, and we'll catch you back tomorrow on The Brian Clint Show. We've got more tickets to give away to Scissor live in Auckland, if you're keen for those. Join us from 3pm.

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