ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 19th February 2025

Episode Date: February 19, 2025

How do you know you're not the favourite child?  Tongue twisters.  White Lotus changed its theme song.  The worst pain you've ever felt.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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ZM's free and cleanse. Yeah, so don't tell anyone what we talk about, okay? Okay. We're in the cone of silence here. Yeah, so when you listen to our show, we're bringing you into the circle of trust. This show is like anti-marketing. We don't want you to tell your friends about it.

No. We want you to just keep what you hear on this show to yourself. It's just a secret safe space. That way it can never be complained about too because we're not trying to get people to listen to this. Yeah. Yeah. We don't care.

We don't care if people listen or not. And on that note. I feel so wrong saying it. On that note. We love you guys and we don't have jobs without you. So please listen. Tell your friends. I was going to say something really controversial. What were you going to say? PP poo poo. love you guys and we don't don't have jobs without you so please listen tell your friends i was gonna

say something really controversial what were you gonna say pee pee poo poo i know i know uh don't tell anyone it's hard-hitting journalism big show secret sounds on the way at four o'clock what is it what is it what is it did you see the new clue no they're all talking about the new clue? No. They were all talking about the new clue. Oh, no. I overheard. That's right, yeah. I overheard a conversation about the next clue. Okay. And they were trying to decide if it was giving away too much. And now I can't remember what it was.

Oh, you had one job as our super sleuth. You had one job. It might come back to me. I will continue my personal crusade to get soundkeeper Brooke to give us a jackpot today. 14. It's like the volume on the TV. I can't have it at 14. I need it at 15 or 20.

What can we buy her to bribe her? That's the key. What does she need? Deodorant? Is that what she wants? Toothpaste? I feel like that's a bit offensive. It's getting whiffy down in that there. What does she need? Deodorant? Is that what she wants? Toothpaste? I feel like that's a bit offensive. It's getting whiffy down in that there. What does Brooke like?

She's definitely into something, but I don't know if we've... Got the budget for it? Got the budget for it. We'll work on that. First guess is coming up at four o'clock today in ZM's Secret Sound. First, though, tradie versus lady. We've got $50 cash up for grabs and the scores are tied. Ten

apiece. Bree and Clint. It's tradie versus lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Yes, good to see you. Come on in. Come on in. Good to see you. Good to see you. Come on in. The tradies and the ladies have gathered here today for an epic battle.

Who will take it out? It is 10 points apiece. Today, our lady is calling from the Bay of Plenty. She's in Tauranga. She's 51 and she's scared of outie belly buttons. Welcome to the show, Hayley. Hi, Hayley. Hayley, you there?

Yes, I am. There she is. Outie yourself, Hayley. Hayley, you there? Yes, I am, Lou. Hayley. There she is. Outie yourself, Hayley. Very good. You're taking on our tradie today from Northland. He's 17 and he loves riding motorbikes. Welcome to the show, Jackson.

G'day, Jackson. Hi there. What motorbike are you running at the moment, mate? A Yamaha. A Yamaha. Yamaha. Are you on the dirt bikes? Are you one of those hooligans Yamaha. Are you on the dirt bikes? Are you one of those hooligans

up and down the street on the dirt bike? No, I wish. Nah. I wish. Okay, Jackson, your buzz is tradie. Hayley, yours is lady.

The first person to give us three correct answers gets $50 cash and the lead in tradie versus lady. Here we go. Question number one. Name the digital pet

you had to keep alive on a key chain that was popular. Yes, Hayley. Tamagotchi. Tamagotchi. It was. They're back in fashion. Are they?

They're trendy. Yeah, they brought out new ones and everything. My friend got one and turns out it was just more work. Yeah, exactly right. Yeah, it was quite annoying. You've got to keep them alive. Yeah. You've got to feed them.

Wakes you up in the middle of the night. All right, one to the ladies. Question number two. Which member of the Beatles married Yoko Ono? Brady. Yeah, Jackson. John Lennon. God, where did you pull that one from, Jackson?

Hey. Old man. Oh, the old man, okay. I thought you pulled it straight from your Jaxie, Jackson. All right, nice work. One to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this.

Tradies. Yes, Jackson. Lil Nas X. Lil Nas X is correct. You got it. Hayley, you just missed out there, but well done. So two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number four.

You need this one, Hayley, to stay in it. Steak and kidney, mince and cheese and potato top are all varieties. Yes, Hayley. Tradies. Hayak and kidney, mince and cheese and potato top are all varieties. Yes, Hayley. Brady. Hayley. Pie. Pie, correct. We are all tied up here in the fifth.

This is for the win. Here we go. Question number five. Which city will host the Electric Avenue Festival this weekend? Lady. Yes, Hayley, for the win. Auckland? No, not Auckland. Not Auckland. Jackson, Hayley, for the win. Auckland? No, not Auckland.

Not Auckland. Jackson, you want to guess? Give you three. No. We were looking for Christchurch, okay? We move on to the next question. This is still for the win. In which part of the body would you find the cruciate ligament?

Lady. Yes, Hayleyate ligament? Lady. Yes, Hayley. Elbow? No, Jackson. Jackson. The leg. We need more specific. Lady.

No, we'll buzz it out. We're not going to have the decider on that one. No, it was the knee. We needed that specific answer. And Hayley's kicking herself. All right, question number seven. Which superhero is known as the Man of Steel? Lady.

Hayley. Superman. Superman is correct. She's got it. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Couldn't separate them, though, could we? We almost ran out of questions.

Well done, Jackson. You played a good game, mate. But the winner today is Hayley. Taking it out for the ladies, putting them 11-10 in front. Congratulations. Nice work, Hayley. Thank you. We'll get that money out to you, mate.

Bree and Clint. Last Friday was Valentine's Day, and it was a very sad day because I've recently learnt that we lost one of the greats. Really? Yep. Who? One of the greats passed away, the inventor of Nutella, Francesco Rivella, passed away at the age of 97.

Wow. What does that tell you? That tells me Nutella is healthy. No, don't. That's what it says. No, that's an incredibly long boat of draw. You can't convince me otherwise. It got me thinking about Nutella and how amazing it is

and all the good memories I had as a kid where you'd run into the pantry while your parents weren't looking and you'd just scoff like three tablespoons of Nutella and it was just the best. And I remembered also, Clint, that you said to me I don't really like Nutella. Never have. Never will. That's not what I said. I said I don't care for it. I said I don't care for it. Oh, you bet you. I said I don't care for it. How is that different?

I don't get, you know, I don't get it. I'm like, it's fine. How is that different to what I just said? You don't like Nutella. No, I would eat it. If it was in front of me, I would eat it. But I don't get it. It's pretty dry.

But you don't like it. I don't love it. Nah, not particularly. We're going to change that here this afternoon, New Zealand. Do you get what I mean, though? My issue with Nutella is you try and spread it on white bread and it drags the bread off. It sticks too much to the bread and it drags the bread off.

It's too dry. Nah, mate. You need to stir it. You need to stir it. You need to care for your Nutella. And you also need to experience that feeling that we all did as children when you'd run into the pantry and woof, woof, woof, scoff, heats a Nutella. So producer Ella, bring in the Nutella. That rhymes. Oh, here we go. No, no, no. He can serve it. He can serve it.

He can serve it. Ella's too excited. What do you want me to do? You want me to eat Nutella straight off the spoon? I just want you to eat it like as much as what we would have eaten back in the day. Okay. And you tell me that is not the most glorious thing that has been in your mouth in the past 24 hours. You tell me. Tell me to my face. Okay.

Got a spoonful. That's not very much. Isn't it? Okay. No, no, just a bit. Yeah. Okay, I've got a spoonful. Okay, I'm happy with that. Okay's not very much. Isn't it? Okay. No, no, just a bit. Yeah. Okay, I've got a spoonful. Okay, I'm happy with that.

Okay. Here we go. Man tries Nutella. Yeah, it's all right. You didn't even go the whole hog. It's nice. Okay, hold on. It's very dry. It's's nice. Okay, hold on.

It's very dry. It's very dry. Hold on, I think you know what we're missing? Okay, we're missing like the jeopardy and that feeling of panic where, okay, so you're going to pretend like you're a kid and you've gone into the pantry and then I'm going to come in and so you need to like, you know, it's a rush. I'm not meant to be eating this, is that right? You're not meant to be eating it, especially not from the jar. Okay.

Yeah. So you narrate how you're feeling. Okay, yeah, sure, sure. Oh, I've had such a good day at school today. I almost kissed Jennifer. Time for some Nutella before I watch Dragon Ball Z. Mmm, yum. Hope mum doesn't catch me.

Clinton! Oh! Clinton, where are you? Clinton! Hello, Clinton. Hi, mum. What have you got in your mouth? No, nothing.

What have you opened your mouth? It's Marmite. It's just Marmite. It's good for me. You show me what you've got in your mouth. That better not be the new jar of Nutella I just bought. That has to last us at least a month. Go to your room.

Wow. Put the Nutella down. What a rush, guys. What a rush. I knew he'd get it. Yeah, yeah. I knew. That's what I was missing.

I was missing the pressure. Do you want to eat the whole jar? No, I'm good. You sure? I've had two spoonfuls. You still don't love it. I feel like I've done like two lines of sugar. I'm good. I don't get it.

I know there will be people out there that'll be like, yeah, I hate Nutella but... No, no, people love it. People love it. I didn't want to be the weirdo who doesn't like Nutella on the radio. That's why I've never said this publicly before. Is this... You've been in the closet.

Yeah, this is a closet secret. Yeah, you've outed me. I hope you're happy. Well, sometimes it's good to confront these hidden secrets. Anyway, am I going to live to 97 now? Anyway, if Nutella is looking for a brand ambassador, I'm right here. I'm getting dragged for my anti-Nutella stance.

Mate, I'll just, you know, it's one of those things where I feel like you're definitely in the minority. And I'm aware. It's like Claudia, how she hates avocados. And my dad hates tomato sauce. Oh, see, that's ludicrous. You know when you have an opinion outside the norm. I'm trying to think. I definitely would, but... Yeah, you don't like eggplant.

I hate eggplant. Even if it's like... Eggplant sucks. Even if it's roast or tempura, you won't eat it. Yeah. The amount of eggplant I had to endure when I went to Greece last year. Although that's not really right, is it? Because people aren't like, oh, man, can't wait to get home and have some eggplant.

Nah. It's not in the same realm as Nutella. Do you guys want to head down the beach and have some eggplant? Oh, I could really go and eggplant right now. What about you, Ella? What's the thing that you don't like but, oh, meat. Meat. Yeah, meat.

Protein. Cheese. Calcium. Iron. Vitamins. Cheese. Fun and joy. Nah, but tell the truth.

Flavour. Tell the truth. It's not that you don't like the taste of any of those things. No, I don't like the taste of meat. Oh, I thought that was violent. of meat. Oh, I forgot the violence. It was so quiet. You could hear Claudia clicking her mouse. I actually don't.

Definitely. Anyway, for the last couple of days, our producer Ella has been desperately trying to get us to do something on the show. And today's your day, Ella. Today's your day. Thank you. I have been waiting a long time for this. Behind the scenes. I just want to set the scene for the show. And today's your day, Ella. Today's your day. Thank you. I have been waiting a long time for this.

Behind the scenes. I just want to set the scene for the audience. Ella loves to pitch ideas and it's great. We love it. Like pitch the, no idea is a bad idea until we tell you it's a bad idea. Which I get a lot. But she loves it. And I love your enthusiasm.

We really love it. And sometimes the ideas make the show. What do you reckon your strike rate is for getting ideas on the show, Ella? I think what's made the show is the game that we play on Mondays. How many? Yeah. And this. So two.

Two. Well, I don't know if you call this a strike yet. We'll see how this goes. Ella, today we will be doing... A tongue twister, ladies and gentlemen. I think this could be a great addition to the show. It's fun. It's also silly.

We could also mock up and that's fun for my videos to post. Do you want to ask Clint to put in some jazzy music just so, you know, to bring up the segment a little bit? Hey, Clint, on your buttons, could you bring up some jazzy music? Absolutely. Thank you, Clint. Oh, perfect. Welcome to Bree and Clint's Tongue Twisters, brought to you by Ella and TikTok.

Today, I saw one that is very random, not the usual one. It's not Sally on the Beach or anything like that. Sally on the Beach? What is that? Seashells on the Seashore, that one. It's her name's Sally. Sally, anyway, whatever.

This one is different. It's unique, and I want you two to do it. Okay. Pleases on the seashore. It's her name's Sally. Sally, anyway, whatever. This one is different. It's unique and I want you two to do it. Okay, please bring up the tongue twister and we'll give it our best hack. Okay. A mathematician can mathematise mathematics mathematically. So if a mathematician can mathematise mathematics mathematically, why can't mathematics mathematically

like a mathematician mathematises mathematics mathematically. Why can't mathematics mathematically like a mathematician mathematises mathematics mathematically? Pretty good. That was close. You nearly said a swear word. I'm not good at maths. This is what I want. I want the slip-ups.

This is where the entertainment comes from. Clint's done so well. I should have went first, shouldn't I? A mathematician can mathematise mathematics mathematically. So if a mathematician can mathematise mathematics mathematically, so if a mathematician can mathematise mathematics mathematically, why can't mathematise mathematics mathematically

like a mathematician mathematises mathematics mathematically? Oh, you got so close! Oh, see, it was exciting. Give me another go. Oh, okay. A mathematician can mathematise mathematics mathematically, so. A mathematician can mathematise mathematics mathematically. So if a mathematician can mathematise mathematics mathematically, why can't I mathematise mathematics mathematically

like a mathematician mathematises mathematics mathematically? Oh! You've got to get your tongue loosened up. That's the thing. I think so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So an idea, because I know we're workshopping this game, we could start timing each other.

So it's also not about slip-ups, it's about timing. That adds jeopardy, doesn't it? That adds a lot. It adds a lot. And sex appeal. I reckon. Which is what these tongue twisters was lacking. Yeah, yeah.

Add that in. So how do we feel? Well, good. Yeah, good. Good, yeah. Or radio. Tongue twisters. Keep them, ditch them.

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Ella's tongue twisters Returns to the show It's time for the latest Big news about Billie Eilish. She's currently in Australia performing four shows, I believe, in Brisbane. She'll be Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday, and then she goes and performs more shows in Sydney and Melbourne. But anyway, she's not coming here, and people aren't happy

because they've seen the price of how much her merchandise is, what merch is going for and apparently too much. So let's go through it and then I've also done a little bit of research looking at how much Taylor Swift's merch was. Oh yeah, okay, that's a good comparison. So Billie Eilish prices range from $50 to $220 for different things. So you can get stuff like a belt, a blue canvas belt for $50. Oh, yeah. There's a necklace for $120.

Boxer briefs. Oh, yeah, because she likes to have her boxers sticking out the top of her pants. Single pair is $50. Or you can get a set of three for $90, which that's not bad value. All of those there, I'm kind of like, eh, it's probably about standard. This is where I think it has been blown out of the water, which is the most expensive item and it's a tour hoodie. So it's just a jumper and it's a whopping $220.

For a Billie Eilish hoodie. That is a lot. Did you buy merch at the Taylor Swift Eros Tour? Sure did. What did you get? I got a T-shirt and a jumper. And what did the jumper cost you? The jumper was $120 and the T-shirt was $60.

Is it good quality? Great quality. Probably some of the best quality merch I've ever bought out of any concert ever at Taylor Swift. Half as much as the Billie Eilish stuff. We have a huge Billie Eilish fan in our team. That's Ella. Would you pay $220 for a Billie Eilish hoodie

or do you think she's taking the piss, Ella? I do think it is a lot, but I know Billie Eilish and her whole brand is sustainability and ethically sourced and all of that. And making money. I can't. Yeah. Well, that too.

Yes. I don't mind it. I don't mind paying. I mean, yeah. It is a lot. $220 though. I don't think I'd buy the hoodie, to be honest. I think I'd get a shirt.

Yeah. Yeah. The hoodie's a bit out the gate, I think. I like it. I wonder how much a shirt is. Hold on. I think I had that info as well. I think they were like $80. $80 get a shirt. Yeah. The hoodie's a bit out the gate, I think. I like it. I wonder how much a shirt is. Hold on. I think I had that info as well. I think they were like 80.

80 bucks for a T-shirt. Yeah. Taylor Swift was 60 bucks. Billie Eilish, 80 bucks. And then the hoodie's $100 more than what a Taylor Swift one was. It's extra for New Zealanders, though, because you've got to go to Australia to get it. And it's also Australian prices.

And it's Australian dollars. Yeah, so just add more and more to the top get it. And it's also Australian prices. And it's Australian dollars. Yeah, so just add more and more to the top of that. Well, there you go. Save your pennies if you're going to the Billie Eilish tour. Bree and Clint. I read this interesting study this morning where it was talking about the worst pains that people have ever felt. Okay.

That's what the study was about. When I looked further into it, it was actually a study testing cluster headache patients. And if you don't know what a cluster headache is, essentially it says that a cluster headache is described as a very painful type of headache that occurs in periods of frequent attacks known as clusters, which can last for weeks, months.

The debilitating, eh? Debilitating. Luckily, it affects a very small amount of people, but still they sound horrific. That and people who get regular migraines. Oh, just absolutely. Like you can't do anything. No.

It's, like you said, absolutely debilitating. Anyway, so they've taken 1,600 people who get cluster headaches and then have asked them to compare cluster headaches to all these different types of pain. Oh, okay. Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So essentially we have a list according to these people

who you would argue suffer horrific pain. According to people who know pain. Yes. Yeah, yeah. So do you want to hear the list? Mm-hmm. At the top of the list, probably no surprise, cluster headaches came out on top.

Sure. As number one. Mm-hmm. And they've rated how bad the pain is out of 10. So they've given cluster headaches a 9.7 on the pain scale. They didn't give it a 10. Nah. Well, it's obviously an average between people.

I'm sure there would have been people who gave it a 10, but 9.7. Can I guess what number two is? Yes. Childbirth. Childbirth was number 9.7. Can I guess what number two is? Yes. Childbirth. Childbirth was number two? Yeah. With a score of, and can I just say, I haven't been through childbirth, but I can imagine,

and I think this score is very low, 7.2. Are you telling me? I go to the physio at the moment for a sore knee, and he was like, how would you rate the pain today? And I'm like, oh, it's probably a six. If childbirth is a seven, I need to adjust my knee pain scale a long way down. Your knees are minus two. Third was pancreatitis.

Okay, yeah. Which I don't even know what the symptoms of that are. It means your pancreas is going to burst. So I think it feels like one of your organs is about to explode. Yeah, yeah. Okay. That rated a seven. Kidney stones came in fourth place with a score of 6.9.

And then other conditions to score above a 5. Are kidney stones the ones that you have to pee out? Yeah. Apparently it is horrific. Yeah. Like real bad. Yeah. Like trying to get a marble through a straw.

Because I looked into some other pain studies that were done and there's a few pain studies where people rated kidney stones the highest. Yeah, yeah. But that got a 6.9. And then other conditions to score above a 5 included a gunshot wound, gallstones, slipping a disc in your spine, migraine attack, fibromyalgia and a bone fracture. Yeah, wow.

Surprisingly, get this, a heart attack was only scored 5 out of 10 on the pain scale. Really? Apparently. I guess the people who have had the really bad heart attacks, not available to do the study. Yeah. The only one I can relate to on there is bone fracture. Like it's the only one I could compare, I could have any kind of sense of, any reference for. Yeah.

I've had a gunshot wound. Have you? No, I have. In the pancreas, I heard. In the pancreas, yeah. It gave me, it triggered my pancreatitis. And then you had to pee out the bullet. Yeah, and that was all whilst having fibromyalgia, touch wood.

No, I've slipped a disc before and I've broken my back. Yeah. That's probably the worst pain I've ever felt. That's your worst? A hundred percent. I fractured both my elbows tripping over a chain link fence. What would you rate that? Would that be a six as well?

Yeah. Oh, sorry, was it a seven? That'd be childbirth. Oh, yeah, that's childbirth. A standard childbirth seven. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Claude, what's the worst pain you've ever felt?

I'm feeling really blessed. I've never broken a bone. Oh, lucky you. Maybe when your eardrum bursts. Oh, that's pretty painful. I've had that. Ella, what's the worst pain you've felt? The heartbreak I felt when I broke up with Ryan for a week.

That sucked. Lame. Okay, no, I've been very fortunate. I haven't broken anything apart from my pinky finger. And I can't really... See, any hand injuries do hurt. Anybody got some special pain they want to share with us? We want to know on 0800 Diles It In,

what's the worst pain you've ever felt? Yeah. Have you had a gunshot wound? There might be someone out there that has. Have you had a gunshot wound? There might be someone out there that has. Have you had... Polyps. How bad do you want to get? It's the first thing that came to mind.

Yeah, what about someone who's severed a limb or something like that? Yeah, what is the worst pain that you've ever felt? Bree and Clint. We're talking about the worst pain that you've ever been in. After I was discussing a study I read where this rated cluster headaches as the top most painful condition

and then followed by childbirth kidney stones gunshot wounds gallstones, slipping a disc in your back Crazy I didn't think of gunshot wounds straight away Yeah Do you get a gunshot wound victim? Because you can't tell, because women have experienced childbirth

and that's so far up there. Do you reckon someone who'd had a gunshot wound could go, oh, you can't talk to a woman who'd given birth? They'd be like, you haven't got a gunshot wound. Yeah, well, look, I think you just want to be nice in those situations. You don't want to be comparing. It's not a competition. It's not a competition and I think you just want to be nice in those situations. You don't want to be comparing. It's not a competition. It's not a competition, and I think steer clear of that.

Well, this person thinks it is a competition. They said, I had twisted tubes. That was worse than childbirth. A lot of people, can I say, I've read, there's so many texts that have come through, but there's quite a few texts either saying they've had gallstones or kidney stones, like either of those, and they've also given birth

and they're saying that the gallstones or kidney stones was worse. A lot of people saying that. Someone said the worst pain I ever felt was sneezing after a C-section. Oh! Yeah, that doesn't sound fun at all. Okay, hold on to your lunch, everybody. Let's go to some of these calls and see if we can find the worst pain ever. Taylor's here.

Hi. Hi, Taylor. Hello. Hi. Tell us, mate, what's the worst pain you've ever been in? So I can sympathise with those childbirth ones. I've had two nine-pound-plus babies. Wowza.

But to be fair, the most painful thing I've had was waking up after a craniotomy. Can you explain what's a craniotomy? It's brain surgery. Wow. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. What was that like, Taylor?

It was wild. Sort of like that sort of pain that you just can't stop throwing up. You've really got nothing in you but nausea nausea and yeah exactly

stupid question worst headache ever literally the worst headache of my life yeah yeah how long did it take you to recover from that Taylor

well I wasn't allowed on the road for six months so I think it probably says that six months at home that doesn't seem long enough to me I'm sure that that six months at home. That doesn't seem long enough to me. I'm sure that was hell on earth for you.

It doesn't seem long enough, Taylor. Yeah, I must admit, I did feel probably about like eight weeks. I felt like I could have driven, but, you know, there's laws against that. I'm happy for my ACC money to go towards some Ubers for you, Taylor. Yeah, me too, actually. Did they reboot the old motherboard in there, Taylor? Is it all good now? Yeah. Yeah, I'm, you know, flying better than ever now. you, Taylor. Yeah, me too, actually. Did they reboot the old motherboard in there, Taylor? Is it all good now? Yeah, I'm flying better than ever now. Oh, good.

That's great to hear. That's so good. We're looking for the worst pain ever. Stacey's here. Hi, Stacey. Hi, Stacey. Hi, guys. Tell us, mate, what was it? Worst pain ever? I actually had kidney stones while pregnant. Oh, you had the double whammy?

I had the double whammy. Usually they operate and laze them off, but obviously because I was pregnant, they couldn't. God, you had a lot to pass, didn't you? God, you had to give up shellfish and you couldn't get those removed? You gave up heaps. Pretty much. I spent a week in hospital

suffering from a three-month thing and then they decided the pain that I was in was quite high risk and could send me into early labour. So I had to undergo surgery and they put a stentum that goes from your kidney out into your bladder to help widen your

P-tube to help you pass. And how did it go? Obviously, the towel rail in the bathroom was in close proximity to the bathroom because you go to the bathroom a lot when you're pregnant. Yeah. And it was literally just quite painful to go. Oh, my God. I didn't even think about that.

Of course, when you're pregnant, you pee all the time, and then you've got bloody kidney stones. Dealing with a bit there, Stacey. Thank you. Someone's texted in and said, my partner recently had a nail gun shot below his belly button. I can tell you that they had to top up his morphine 10 times. Oh, I got a nail gun to the belly button.

What's behind there, you reckon? What's around that area? Is that like your intestines? Intestines? Intestines are pretty resilient though, aren't they? Are they? Cut that piece out and connect it back. Just bung a nail gun through it.

Yeah, why not? Just put a little band-aid on it. Someone else said a firework burn melted my leg in my nutsack. No permanent damage. I don't know what was worse, being naked and burnt in cold water bath with 20 people looking and I was only 13 years old or the burn. I feel like the first part's probably worse. 20 people watching you have a bath.

That's way more trauma than the injury, I think. That's lasting trauma. We've got a text here from another man. He says, as a male, the worst pain I've ever felt was the common cold. And yeah, that does hit different for men. So, thank you for representing the technician. As we've heard. As we have heard.

It's pretty ruthless for you fellas. It's a different variety to what you guys get. Yeah, different strains. Kat's here. Hi, Kat. Hi, Kat. Hello. Tell us, mate, what is the worst pain you've ever felt? Oh, gosh. Okay. It's a little bit TMI, but who cares? Come on. Our show's all

about TMI. You're at the right place. I had an anal fissure. Oh. Oh, is that... You said TMI and I was not ready, Kat. Is that a tear in your bum bum? Yep. That's exactly what that is. How did you do ready, Kat. Is that a tear in your bum bum? Yep. That's exactly what that is.

How did you do that, Kat? Hang on, Kat. Hang on, Kat. That's a dangerous question to ask live on the radio. Oh, no, no, no, no. It's all right. It's all right. It's nothing like that. Hey, Kat.

Hey, Kat. Did someone rip you a new one? Sorry, Kat. No, no, no, no. You seem like you a new one? Sorry, Kat. No, no, no, no. You seem like you've got a good sense of humour, don't you? Tell us, yeah, what happened? I do. Basically, I just went to the toilet too hard, you know,

tried to push a bit too hard. Wow. Oh, I worry about that happening all the time. Can that happen? That can totally happen. And my goodness, it is the worst pain in the world I swear. I just heard an audible scream come through two sheets of

soundproof glass from the girls in our producer's booth when you explained that cat. So you're actually doing a service to people here. You're actually providing good information. Be careful team. Yeah mate. That's how you get hemorrhoids eh? Did you get a hemorrhoid or just the fissure? No, just the

fissure. And the funniest way is how they fixed it. Yeah, how did they fix it? So I had to go to hospital, then hospital for three days. No way! Over a poo? Pretty much. But what they had to do was

put me under and they had to shove Botox up there. Wow. Tighten her up. No, the other way around. Disable the muscles. Oh, is that what it does? Loosen her up.

Yeah, paralyze the muscles. Loosen her up. God, you've lived a life, eh, Kat? God. You've lived a life. I just picture you, Kat, putting on the ACC form. Yeah, yeah. How you injured yourself.

Oh, it's been interesting. ACC form's always like, we need a little bit more information, and Kat's like, no, you don't. I'm like, you really don't. You really, really don't. You want to stop here. You don't want to pass go? Do not collect $200.

Kat, Bree and I have been doing this for decades. We've both been on here for over 10 years. I think it's the first time for me. Is it the first time anal fish has ever come up on here for you, Bree? It's the first time, Kat. It's the first time for everything. Yes. You've got us, Kat.

You've got us. I love it. Put that on your bingo card along with your anal fisher. All right. Bree and Clint. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down. Alright. Bree and Clint. Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down.

Punk. Speaking of people stepping on others' throats, who's going to do it today? Is it going to be Clint, Claudia or Ella in today's game of Google Down? I am backing Ella. Really? Damn. You've never taken a side before.

Dark horse. I feel like she needs a little bit of encouragement. And I'm here as her big sister to do that. You got this, Snow Pea. Alright, here's how it works. I will read out the question. First person to yell out the correct answer receives a point.

First person to three points wins. And you are playing along for people who have text through your name. Got it. 50 KFC chicken dollars up for grabs. Here comes question number one. How old is Billie Eilish? 21.

She calls herself a fan, and she is. She is 23. As soon as you said Billie Eilish, I was like, I just have to throw out something here because Ella's just going to know. Yeah, I knew she was younger than me. It was worth a guess. I got the age for Nilly Elijah.

How old is Nilly? How old are they? 23 as well. Wow, there you go. Coincidence? Okay, here comes question number two. Who invented surfboards? Surfboard.

Charles Dozer. Tom Blake. I'm looking at Scrub Daddy. No one. Claudia's got a free guess here. Oh. She said. Okay, I've got an answer if I can reserve the next guess.

I'm going to steal what I think might be your guess because AI says it credits it to Polynesians. Is that your answer? Ancient Polynesians. Perfect. Hawaiians specifically, right? Yes. That's who they believe invented the surfboard.

Surfboard. Surfboard. One to Ella, one to Claudia. Question number three. What number jersey did Michael Jordan wear? 23. Oh, give us a chance. For not the majority.

No, I'm just kidding. Because he did wear another one. He didn't wear 23 for his whole career. It was a risk, but I was willing to take the risk. But the question was for the majority of his baseball career, and it was 23. I thought he played basketball. And baseball.

Wait, Michael Jordan? Yeah. He had a season playing baseball. That's cool. All right, we are one apiece in this game. Question number four. I put my phone down like I'd won. You've only done part of the work.

All right, we're back. Still plenty of work to come. Question number four. How tall in metres is the San Francisco Bridge? 227 metres. Oh, yeah. Dang it. What did you say?

227 metres. 227, she said. Yeah, 227. Have I got that wrong? 227.4. That that wrong? 227.4. That's what I've got. Oh. Okay.

67 metres. Ella's looking at the Golden Gate Bridge. That's her issue. What am I meant to look at? That is the San Francisco Bridge. Yeah. That's the San Francisco Bridge. Bree asked, how high is the San Francisco Bridge?

That's the Golden Gate Bridge. It's the same thing. Yeah, but that's the Golden Gate Bridge. I know, but I got the answer you got. I know, but I wonder why they're getting a different answer. Anyway, it doesn't matter. Yeah, it doesn't matter. It does not matter.

I don't care. You might be looking at the lengths. I wasn't, but anyway, let's go. Did Ella get us the girth? Might be the lengths that you got. We'll discuss later. Anyway, two to Clint, one to Claudia, one to Ella. Question number five.

Who won the 2002 NRL Grand Final? Sydney Roosters. Oh my gosh, that was a tie. I didn't even hear you talk. I only heard myself. That was crazy. Both get a point. She technically said Roosters, but that's fine.

I'll give it to her. Sorry. Are we a three-way tie? Yeah. Wow. First three-way. First three-way. Who's going to come first?

All right, everyone. Calm down. Don't take it too far. Are we ready? I'm recovering. Question number six. What is the number one song on the Billboard charts right now? APT.

Not Like Us. Claudia Free, open guess. Okay, I'm going to go to their website. Billboard Hot 100. Billboard Hot 100. Oh, my God, is it that song? The song of the moment is Die With A Smile. And Claudia takes it out in style herself.

Well done. What a herself. Well done. What a game. Great game. And, Sarah, you've backed Claudia, so you get the 50 KFC chicken dollars. Well done. Go, Claudia. Thanks, Sarah. Oh, what a nail biter.

Bruno Mars, Die With A Smile is the number one song in the world right now. Wild, eh? I feel like Abracadabra will be up there soon. I hope so. If you're not familiar with White Lotus, I'm sure you are. One of the most viral elements of season two was the theme song, wasn't it? It was this one right here. It was the song of last summer. It was in DJ sets.

It was getting played in Vegas. Enormous. Some people who are jumping on board with season three are quite surprised to find out that this is no longer the theme song. Well, it was different in season one. It was similar to this in season one, and then they upped the ante on that kind of vibe. And season two just really blew the roof off the place.

And then now season three, because my partner and I were obsessed with that theme song. Yeah. Obsessed. It's in a heap of our playlists. We listen to it often. Oh, you're genuinely obsessed with it. Genuinely loved it.

And so we were really excited to see what they had done to change for season three. That is their thing though. They change their theme song every season. I have all three theme songs and you can hear that melody in each of them. I thought we could go through and rank. Okay. The White Lotus theme song.

Okay. Okay. So the original White Lotus 2021, this was the theme song. That similar vibe, yep The same melody It's just performed in a different way That season's set in Hawaii, I think Yes, it is Season two, you already know

Banger! you already know so good so that's set in Italy and in the new season set in Thailand if you haven't jumped on board yet this is the theme song

you're in for. It's stink. Definitely doesn't go as hard as season two. Nah, and you know what? I've just had a great idea. Who can we get? Who can we commission to remix season three, the theme song of White Lotus, to give us a banger? Who can we get?

Kings. Would Kings do it? Yeah, yeah. I reckon he would do it. There's a market for it. Get Kings on board. And give the people what they thought they were going to get.

Like, this is fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just saying, let's give the people what they want. It takes nothing away from the show or the season. It's already,

the first episode, fantastic. So good. But I was hanging out for that theme song and that's the thing. When you have a theme song so iconic and then it goes, people are like,

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, where's the... You know, and that's the problem when the people love it, but maybe we can be the ones to bring that to the people. I did do a bit of reading about it to try and figure out why they've changed it so much. Mike White, who is the writer and director of White Lotus, has said that the overarching theme of this third season, like the theme that is going to run throughout the whole season, is death. This one more so than the others.

Oh, so it's more like a sombre. Yeah, so maybe they want it to be less... Yeah, I know, but with death... Jolly and fun. We can still party. That's what I always say. That's my life motto. You want this at your funeral?

Hell yes, I do. I want people to your funeral? Hell yes I do. I want people to have a good time at my wake. As they lower you down? I want people to have a rager at my wake. Not some sad you know, eating cucumber sandwiches. Let's party. It's out on Neon Now

Season 3 and if you stay listening after 5.30 we could get you in the draw for a trip to Thailand, home of Season 3 of White if you stay listening after 5.30, we could get you in the draw for a trip to Thailand, home of Season 3 of White Lotus. Bree and Clint. Do your parents actually have a favourite child? Yes. You think they do?

Yep. Parents say, no, we don't. No, we never would. We love you all equally. Yeah, that's the story that all the parents are saying, all around the towns and everything. Well, research recently published by the Psychological Bulletin suggests that your parents probably do have a favourite child.

I knew it. I bloody knew it. Whether they admit it or even know about it or not. Your parents might not even realise that they have a favourite child. The study findings suggest that there are three types of children who are likely to receive more favorable treatment from their parents, i.e. favoritism, i.e. favorite child. Yes. Who are they? Let me guess, none of them are the middle child. No, none of them are the middle child necessarily.

But you are one of them. You are one of the three, but you're not the only one in your family. That's the problem. What is it? What are the characteristics? So here are the three people that are more likely to be the favourite child. Daughters. Okay.

First borns and children who exhibit conscientious traits like responsibility and organisation. So which one of those are you? Well, let me just say I'm obviously not the last two. And the first one is cancelled out. Why?

Because my parents' firstborn was a daughter. So it cancels my daughterness out. Yeah. You know, I'm old news. I already had one. She grabbed both. Was she responsible and organised as a child? Yep. I was bad shit. So I got none.

Your parents are like, if she wasn't a daughter, we'd get rid of her. Yep. They said that favouritism isn't always a conscious decision by parents. It could just be that the kids that are easier to parent naturally receive preferential treatment from their parents. You know? If a kid is easygoing and nice to be around,

the parents might do nicer things for the kid. I mean, I think I was easygoing. Do you? Yeah. Like, you know, throw a thing of petrol outside and give me a match and I'll light my own fires. You were much easier to parent when you went to boarding school. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, that's a warning sign right there that I wasn't the favourite. This stuff makes sense to me and I think it's why people who were always really well behaved or even in later life who became well behaved and didn't give their parents any trouble, they get so miffed when the black sheep of the family keeps getting bailed out and given things like money and cars and houses and things like that. Yeah, I will say that I'm the most independent out of my siblings.

Like I haven't lived at home since I was 15. Don't ask my parents for anything. When they come to visit me and my partner, we look after them and make them dinners and buy them, you know. So maybe that's something. Maybe you're Jew. I'm Jew. Maybe it is my time. You've always been the favourite. No. That's what you say you're Jew. I'm Jew. You are Jew. Maybe it is my time.

You've always been the favourite. No. That's what you say in here. No. You're the oldest, the most responsible. I mean, I think I make a strong case for it, but I don't assume, you know. What's your case?

That I'm the eldest, the most responsible, the most independent. You said best looking. That's what you said off air. Well, I showed you a lineup and you picked. Mate, you got some good looking siblings. I wanted to ask people, this is not about me, okay? I want to ask people, do you know that you're not the favourite?

Like me? Like I know. I don't reckon your case is as grim as you think. Maybe it used to be grimmer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe over time. Maybe you did something like Bree's talking about with Petra when you were a kid.

Like maybe you crashed, you made your dad's boat roll backwards down the driveway or something like that. Maybe you know you're just utterly hopeless. Or the alternative is that one of your siblings is just so good, so perfect that you know you just can't compete with the doctor of the family, the millionaire who paid off mum's mortgage, the all black. You go, well, I'm not that bad, but I can't be the favourite because my brother is Dan Carter.

The inseminator. That's an important job. Yeah, yeah, yeah. On a farm? Yeah, going to cows. Yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, maybe your brother is the inseminator.

You can't compete with that. Like you're giving life, you know, every day at work. You just can't compete. Oh, 100 dials at M or you can text 9696. It's a weird one. But do you know for a fact that you're not the only child? You're not the favourite child. And you're okay with it.

It's just life. Or maybe you're not okay with it. Bree and Clint. New research suggests that your parents do have a favourite and the favourite child is most likely to be the eldest or the youngest? The eldest?

Well, the eldest is one of the factors. Sorry, Bree's the head of the middle children's complaining club. If anyone wants to join my middle children's club, Claudia, are you in? Yeah, I'm in. Claudia's in. Ella can't be because she's the eldest.'s club, Claudia, are you in? Yeah, I'm in. Claudia's in.

Ella can't be because she's the eldest. You're the eldest, so you're not invited. But if anyone wants to join us, we complain every Wednesday. And we offer counselling. The children that are most likely to be your parents' favourites are daughters, firstborn children, and children who are responsible and organised. Yeah, so kids who don't give their parents a headache. So we're asking you,

how do you know that you're not your parents' favourite? What's the thing that tipped you off? Claire's here. Hi, Claire. Hi, Claire. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you. This is rough. You know you're not the favourite and you're a twin.

Yes. I hope it's not your twin that's the favourite, Claire, because that would be devastating. No, it certainly is. It is. How do you know? Yeah. Okay, so when we were born,

my father used to throw me up into the air and say to my mother, we didn't really want her, you know. And mum would say, stop it, she'll get a complex. Wait, so can I ask, I need to ask, the twin, identical, is it a boy twin, fraternal, what is it? Yeah, identical twin sister. Identical, that hurts even worse. So are you just the one that came out second and your dad's like, we only needed one?

Yeah, yeah, totally. Oh, Claire. Do you ever... It is kind of a running joke. And so when I ring him, he can't tell the difference in our voices. And he goes, is that my favourite child? And I go, no, no, it's the other one.

That's brutal. Do you ever pretend to be your sister just so you can know what it feels like to be the favorite? Oh, I did once. A guy rang up to go on a date with her, and I organized it. Did you? Hey, Claire, are you at least the hotter twin? Well, I'm not saying anything on air.

You know what, Claire? I'm going to go on the record and say you're my favourite. You're my favourite out of the twins. All this adversity has given you a great personality, Claire. Yeah, you're hilarious. Yeah, yeah, very funny. We didn't want this one. That's so brutal.

This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hello. How do you know you're not the favourite child? My sister hasn't talked to my mum in five years and my mum still raves about her. No way. To you?

To me and everyone else. Yeah. Why haven't they talked? We can't get into that. I don't know if they know, really. Oh, really? It's just sort of been this long that it's, yeah. That's so frustrating.

You're the one putting in the hours, but she still gets all the glory anonymous. Yeah, so I still have to show up for things. Yeah. Have you ever thought about just starting a fight in the hope that it would make you the favourite? No, because they blocked everywhere. They can't do anything. So if I start a fight, nothing's going to happen. You've got to do some character assassination.

You've got to start dropping some rumours about your sister. Yeah. Oh, I've said things in it. Anonymous is like, I've tried. Oh, I've tried. Oh, I've tried. Oh, that sucks. Someone said, I think parents don't want to admit who their favourite child is,

but equally, I don't think kids want to admit who their favourite parent is. That's so interesting. Yeah. Yeah. Who's your favourite? Oh, let's not get into that. You don't want to, do you? Gemma's here.

Hi, Gemma. Hi, Gemma. Hi, how's it going? Are you not the favourite, Gemma? No, I'm the oldest and a daughter, obviously. What the hell? You've got two of the three required categories. How do you know you're not the favourite?

Well, you kind of start twigging when your brother and your sister are used for computer passwords and combination locks and nothing to do with you as ever used. So it's always their birthdays or their name, et cetera. Yeah. Oh, that sucks for you because normally it's the eldest child because, you know, they were the first ones, so their name or their birthday gets used.

But you're the eldest and it still didn't get used. No, no. If you went home for Christmas and you found out the neon password was Jimmer87, would you be over the moon? I think I've got past. It doesn't bother me anymore. You've made your peace with it. It's too late.

You've made your peace. It's too late to apologise. That's the best way to be. Gemma, you don't need their approval. How do you know you're not the favourite? This text says, I'm the sister of a superstar Black Fern. She's definitely the favourite. Oh, it's hard to beat. It's very hard

to beat. Winning a World Cup for the family is pretty hard to beat. Makes it impossible, really. Yeah, the bar's too high. Someone else said, I know I'm not the favourite child. That's my middle sister. However, now I know for sure I'm not, as I found out the other day from my sister that my mum has a WhatsApp group with her

and my older sister and not me. That's devastating. That hurts real bad. My parents' favourite child is my husband. That does happen. Is that okay, though? Does that take it out? Nah.

If you're three girls and then your parents gravitate towards your husband, that's kind of fair, isn't it? I flipped my lid at Christmas one year when my mum bought my partner more presents than me. Oh, yeah. Like way more. Yeah, but she's novelty. No, I was fuming about it.

You've been stinking up the place for 35 years. She's come through like a breath of fresh air. So now it goes my other siblings, my partner, me. Oh, no, you forgot about the cows. Sorry, the cows. The cows. The cat. Yeah, the cat.

Oh, they've got a grandchild now. Oh, they're two. They've got two grandchildren. Two grandchildren. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they're before me. What about this one? Anonymous.

The favourite child in my family is the super needy, unemployed 35-year-old who lives at home with her parents still, while her husband, he lives with his parents. So many cats and health problems. Jeez, tell us how you really feel. I can sense I know that feeling. That's what I was alluding to before. You do

all the good work and yet the person who's bludgeoned, they're still like, oh, you know. It makes you so angry, doesn't it? What about this one? I argued, I know why I'm not the favourite. I argued with my dad while my brother was quiet and a good religious boy.

So that's how I know I'm definitely not the favourite. P.S. This is the PC version of this. Yeah, we can get what you're alluding to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That one hit me right in the feels.

All right, that was a good therapy session, everybody. Same time next week. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. First, let's rip into some of your birthday bangers. Number one song's When You Turn 16, and we'll play one of them. Jacob's going to go first.

Good afternoon, Jacob. G'day, Jacob. G'day, team. How's it going? Good, mate. How's your day been? Oh, not bad, not bad. Just stuck in some traffic, you know. A lot of traffic lately it going? Good, mate. How's your day been? Oh, not bad, not bad. Just stuck in some traffic, you know.

A lot of traffic lately, eh? Late, lately? Oh, it's been diabolical, yeah. Oh, just what are they doing with those roads, Jacob? I tell you, where's all the money? Where's the money going? I thought we sorted those out. Yeah.

Hey, while we got you, we'd love to do your birthday banger. What is your birthday? The 27th of January, 1998. Right, that means you were 16 in 2014. And back on that day, this was at the top. Clean Bandit and Jess Glynn. This was such a banger when it came out. That's a banger, Jacob.

It definitely was. Takes me back to being 16, I tell you. Yeah, it's a vibe. Clean Bandit, Jess Glynn. This was such a banger when it came out. That's a banger, Jacob. Oh, yeah, it definitely was. Takes me back to being 16, I tell you. Yeah, it's a vibe. Clean Bandit, one hit wonder? Nah, they had another one. Did they? Yeah. Have a look in the system.

Okay, I'll get Claude to do a little bit of digging. They did. They definitely had one more. You like it, though, Jacob? Yeah, yeah, it's not bad. Like I said, takes me back, you know? Yeah, love it. Okay, wait there.

We're going to do Julie's birthday banger. Hi, Julie. Hi, Julie. Hi, Julie. Oh, I just hung up on Julie. Oh, can we get Julie back? Let's get Julie back and let's go to Natasha in the meantime. Hi, Natasha. Hi, Natasha.

Hi. What have you been doing today, Natasha? Um, well, I've been playing. Oh, okay. Interesting. Natasha's been hanging out to know what the other Clean Bandit song was. Have you, Natasha? I'm curious.

Yeah, she's curious. It was this. Bagger. And this was with, what's her name? Anne-Marie. I stand by it. One Hit Wonder. Oh, what?

What's your date of birth, Natasha? The 23rd of November, 1994. All right, let's see if you're going to get a One Hit Wonder. You were 16 in 2010, and here's your birthday bag. No, it's this one. Oh, another One Hit Wonder, Natasha. Katy Perry, Firework. Do you like it, Natasha?

Definitely one I remember belting out. Yeah. That song, arguably, Katy Perry's biggest. Oh, Raw was pretty big. California Girls was big. Oh, I Kissed a Girl. I mean, one-hit wonder. We've got Julie back.

Hi, Julie. Julie! Hi! Sorry he hung up back. Hi, Julie. Julie. Hi. Sorry he hung up on you there, Julie. He's got big thumbs. I've got big oaf hands. Yeah. Oh, that's all good.

What have you been doing today, Julie? I have just driving my little guy home from his basketball. Did they have a win? A win? Yeah, they did. Good stuff. Game of the year. That A win? Yeah, they did. Good stuff. Best game of the year, so it was awesome. Oh, shout out to them.

Well done. Let's see if we can get you a win as well. What's your date of birth, Julie? It is the 24th of October, 1981. All right, I have a feeling I know what it's going to be. You were 16, though, in 97, and here it is. Oh, what are the odds? I've got deja vu.

Chicken to the right. Tell me, Julie, you were a Spice Girl fan. Yeah, that definitely brings back some memory. Hell yeah. Okay, wait there, Julie. Spice Girls, Katy Perry, Clean Bandit with Jess Glynn. I don't even need to think about it. Spice Girls for me.

It always will be. Clean Bandit for me. Please. You know how much I love the Spice Girls. I was just kidding. Oh, God. Because I know Claudia will be like, oh, yeah, Clean Bandit's quite good. That was just kidding. Oh, God, because I know Claudia would be like, oh, yeah, clean band is

quite good. That's so Claudia. That's so Claudia. Julie, you've just won basketball and

birthday bag. Congratulations. Everything's coming up, Julie. Why couldn't we play clean band?

Oh, not quite like it. Shut up, Claudia. Jess gl quite like it. Shut up, Claudia. Jess Glenn's on it. Bree and Clint. The Spice Girls for Birthday Banger today. That's Julie's Birthday Banger.

It came out in 1997. It's good. Still good. And Claudia tried to derail that. Can't believe it. She wanted this over the Spice Girls. She tried, but she failed. This is a great song, Claudia, but the people wanted the Spice Girls.

Pull your head in, Claudia. Yeah, what are you thinking, Claudia? Bree and Clint. I saw an article today that the headline, I didn't click on the article, I just read the headline, and it said, Megan's lifestyle brand pulled from shelves. And I automatically knew that they were talking about Megan Markle. Even though there were no pictures,

it just said Megan's lifestyle brand pulled from shelves. I was like, oh, my God, Megan Markle has a monopoly on the name Meghan. Is that just because there's no other famous people named Meghan? Well, there's Meghan Trainor. Meghan Trainor? Is she Meghan or Megan? Oh, yeah, I don't know.

That's a good point. Maybe she's got a monopoly on Meghan with an H. Yeah. Could be. It got me thinking, though, about people who own their first name. Not people who just have one name, like Madonna or Gaga. Elvis. Elvis. No, he had two.

Presley. Oh, yeah. Shea. Yeah, yeah. There's one. I'm talking about people who are so famous that they are the only person you think of when you hear their first name. So I've got a quick little exercise for us to do called the first name game.

I guarantee you will say the same person that I'm thinking of. Okay. When I say these first names. You guys can do this too, okay? Okay. You guys brought this one up first, but we'll just do it as an example to get the ball rolling. Taylor. Swift. Swift. Swift.

She's got that one down. Absolutely. Isn't Taylor Lautner devastated? I think he's happy for her. Swift. She's got that one down. Absolutely. Isn't Taylor Lautner devastated? I think he's happy for her. Yeah. Ex of his. They're still friends. Remember how Taylor Lautner married someone called Taylor and she took his name?

So now Taylor Lautner's married to Taylor Lautner. I love that story. And if Taylor Swift had married Taylor Lautner and taken Taylor Lautner's last name, she would also be Taylor Lautner. Taylor Lautner would have taken her last name. Fair. They're both Taylor Swift.

Yeah, two Taylor Swifts. They're both Taylor Swift. Which Taylor Swift? The singer or the werewolf? Taylor Swift 2.0. Okay, here's one for you guys. Billie. Eilish.

Eilish. Yeah, Billie Eilish. You were trying for another one, eh? Oh, just seeing. I just want to make sure. Slater. Oh, Billie Eilish. You were trying for another one, eh? Oh, just seeing. I just want to make sure. Slater. Oh, Billie Slater.

Billie Ray Cyrus. Billie Ray Cyrus. At the moment, it belongs to Billie Eilish. It's Billie Eilish. We talked about this earlier. This could be generational. I don't know. Justin Bieber.

Timberlake. Timberlake. I win Timberlake. He lost it when he did the DUI. Oh, he had to forfeit his name. Yeah. That's fair, actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You've got to hand it in. Imagine if you actually did. Oh, I'm handing this over. You are no longer the main Justin. Cry me a river. Justin. That's what it's written about Ladies and gentlemen Kobe

Brian Yeah All those other Kobes I don't know another Kobe Name another Kobe Here's one This one's on the fringe I reckon we'll get the same

Anne Frank Half the way Not Frank Anne Oh yeah Frank Okay Anne. Frank. Hathaway. Not Frank. Oh, yeah, Frank. Okay.

Yeah. Hathaway. Are you saying Anne Hathaway's better than Anne Frank? No, I didn't say better. I was not thinking. No, no, no. Are you saying Anne Hathaway's more famous than Anne Frank? I'm going Anne Frank.

What's next? Yeah, Stella. Up the Anne Frank. Actually, after that justification, I'm going Frank too. Yeah, me too, Ben. Like I'm going to argue against that. Yes, Anne Hathaway. And, of course, the last one I've got here is Sabrina. Carpenter.

Carpenter. The teenage witch. But that wasn't a real person, so. How dare you? No. Who played her? Shove that away. Melissa Joan Hart.

Oh, Melissa Joan Hart. Where is she at? Is she the girl in Clueless? Melissa. How dare you? Avril Lavigne. McCarthy. McCarthy.

Oh. Avril Lavigne. Melissa Lavigne. No, Claudia's going with the conspiracy that Avril Lavigne was replaced by a girl called Melissa. Oh, yes, I've heard that theory. Avril's back now, I think. Oh, we've got real Avril back.

Yeah, she's back. Is she? When did that happen? Oh, about two years ago. It's the same as Craig David. He got replaced by a robot. That's why he's so ripped. What? Everything that has been said in this break is facts.

Just don't check it. That's the end of the show. Hooray! What? Everything that has been said in this break is facts. Just don't check it. Bree and Clint. That's the end of the show. Hooray. Oh, what's everyone having for dinner? Anyone? Want to throw up what they're having for dinner? Not throw it up, but you know what I mean.

Claudia? Do you want to throw up our dinner? No, like throw it up. It usually goes like the other way. I'm trying to keep it down. Throw it out there, like what they're having for up. It usually goes like the other way. I'm trying to keep it down. Throw it out there like what they're having for dinner. I'm not throwing it out. Throw my dinner out. Eat it.

I'm too tired for this. So wasteful. So wasteful. I've got a long COVID headache, okay? So just tell me what I need to know. Are you claiming long COVID now? Yep. Yeah, yeah.

It's been two days. It's been a week. I have no idea what I'm having for dinner. What are you having? Masamun curry. Yum. Yum, invite. My favourite.

God, how good is that masamun curry? Are you homemaking or buying? We, so get this. Oh, you guys, remember this? You would love this. We've been eating everything from the freezer, and it's a curry that we cooked on a Sunday that took 10 hours to make. When?

2022? Oh, it would have been last year sometime. Oh, wow. But, so it's a ripping curry. I've got a theory that nothing can go off in the freezer. They're like, mate lasts six months. Nah. Nah, she'll be right.

If it's in the freezer, it's freaking frozen, bro. Yeah. Time doesn't exist. Bacteria can't grow. Have a great night, everybody. We'll catch you back tomorrow on the Brian Clint Show. Bye-bye. Play ZM's Brian Clint.

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