ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 19th January 2024

Episode Date: January 19, 2024

When did you get stuck in the toilet? How many baby daddies you got? Ideal age gaps.  Fridayoke - Confidence. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. G'day everybody, Bree and Clint. Did you hear that news, Bree? Are your dogs fully vaccinated? One of my dogs is actually due. Really? You need to get them vaccinated every year. Do you?

Certain vaccines, yeah. God, imagine you took your dog to the vet and then your dog turns around and tells you it's an anti-vaxxer. I know, that is a problem. Yeah. Yeah, sometimes it's good that they can't talk. Yeah. Or read. Or read. Yeah, you're like, we're going to a park. And they're like, well, why is a park inside? It is, that is really scary though for dog owners because that Parvo virus is horrible.

Right. Like, so bad. So, yeah, if you are in Auckland, go get your dogs vaccinated and maybe just take them for walks around the block at the moment. Rolf, my buddy, my choice. That's why they don't work. Yeah, mate. They can't.

Yeah, they can't. Oh, we joke. That was a wild time of life, wasn't it? It was. Remember when that was our main concern? God, I can't even remember that time. Let's get moving, shall we? We've got a fun old show coming up for you.

We're going to sing for you. We're going to do Ocean Alley, Confidence, at 5 o'clock for Friday Oki today. How hard can it be? Bloody hard. Mine, I reckon, is going to be flatter than what a flat earther thinks the earth is. You should have had, speaking of conspiracies, you should have had the advantage

because you've got the Australian accent. I don't know if the lead singer is Aussie. Really? He is? Villain producer Jen Zeta, Pixie, she would know. There you go, he is. My God, he's got a good voice. Amazing voice.

So we will sing those for you at five o'clock, but first, let's tradie verse lady our face off. If you want to play for a Friday, give us a call now. 0800 DIAL ZM. It's Treaty versus Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. This is the tiebreaker year. In the tiebreaker game for the first week of the year, the Lady's on two and the Treaty's on two.

Who can win it and take it out today? Could it be a lady from Auckland? She's 35 and she was once on a reality TV show, but she's not going to name the reality TV show. Welcome to the show, Nikita from The Bachelor. Hi. Hi. Was it The Bachelor?

No, it wasn't. Married at first sight? No. Welcome to the show,ried at First Sight? No. Welcome to the show, Nikita from The Apprentice. Thank you. Welcome. I'll take it. I'll take it.

Nikita from Bake Off. Yeah, I'll take that too. Nikita Mean from RuPaul's Drag Race. The winner of season one. Okay, you're our lady. You're going to take on our tradie from Auckland. They are 27, and they climbed Mount Taranaki this week. That's a pretty impressive thing to do.

Welcome to the show, Mike. G'day, Mike. Cheers. Hello. How long does that take? It took us about seven hours, so long day. Seven hours up or seven hours return? Return.

Yeah, okay. Wow. Tonga rear rows, how many? Seven hours up or seven hours return? Return. Yeah, okay. Wow. Tonga Rero is how many? Seven hours. Seven? I should remember because I've done it, but I try to forget. Different elevation though. Because it was the worst thing I've ever done.

All right, Mike, your buzzer. Sorry, Mount Taranaki is a lot harder than Tonga Rero. Oh my God, well then no thanks. Because Taranaki is like straight up. That gives me perspective as to how hard it is then. Shorter distance, but much steeper. Wow. Mike, your buzzer is tradie, and Nikita, yours is lady.

First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. What is the fear of spiders called? Lady. Yes, Nikita. Arachnophobia.

Arachnophobia is correct. One point to the ladies. Question number two. How old is Dame Jacinda Ardern? Is she 37, 40 or 43? 30. Yes, Mike. Let's go 40.

Wow. It's a good guess. Incorrect, Nikita. 37. Wow. She's 43. Oh. 43.

I think she was like 38 when she became Prime Minister. Right, okay. Around that age. And she's aged probably 10 years from being Prime Minister. Yeah. Everybody does. Everyone would. All right.

One to the ladies still. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Katie. Yes, Mike. We'll give you three seconds. Katy Perry. Incorrect.

Nikita. Charli XOX. Oh, yeah, she sings that bit, so I have to give that to you. I'm so fancy. Charlie Cluix. Oh, yeah, she sings that bit, so I have to give that to you. We also would have accepted Iggy Azalea as well. They're both on it. Yeah, okay. You got one of them. Technical win.

Well done. All right, two to the ladies. You need this one, Mike, to stay in it. Question number four. Where in New Zealand would you find the big L&P bottle? Trady. Yes, Mike. Pyro. Yeah. Nice. He's got one. He's on the board.&P bottle? Trade it. Yes, Mike. Pyro?

Yeah. Nice. He's got one. He's on the board. He keeps himself in the game. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number five. Hubba what is a type of...

Trade it. Yes, Nikita. Bubble gum. She's got it. No, don't really. Oh, she doesn't actually know. She doesn't answer to the question. I've got to finish the question for Mike and you get a free go.

Hubba what is a type of retro chewing gum? Mike? Strawberry? No. Bubba. Bubba was the answer we were looking for. Hubba. Bubba.

Yeah. Okay, that's all good. No points there. Still 2-1 to the ladies. Question number six. What is the national sport of Japan? Trade it. Yes points there. Still 2-1 to the ladies. Question number six. What is the national sport of Japan? Trade it. Yes, Mike.

Baseball? No. Good guess, though. Good guess. Baseball's massive in Japan. Nikita, you want to guess? Okay. What's in it?

No. Another good guess. It's actually sumo wrestling. No points there. Question number seven. What are the two main ingredients in a steak tartare? Trade it. Yes, Mike.

Steak and sauce? No. Nikita? Steak and egg? Yeah, that's it. Well done. Nice work. That is it.

She's so surprised. She's got it. Raw beef and raw egg yolk. That was a bloody good game, guys. Well done. Very good. Thank you. Great game for a Friday.

But Nikita, 50 bucks, we'll send it out to you. Yay. Thank you, guys. You're welcome. You're very welcome. Bree and Clint. Zed in Bree and Clint. That's One Direction, then What Makes You Beautiful. Claude, did you see they've announced the One Direction reunion?

You're a liar. Yeah, I just wanted to see what you would say. I would know about it. She's on her computer all day, every day. She would have seen it. For work, though, not just... They're headlining Coachella. Nah.

I'd go, though. You were streaming the latest season of Yellowstone earlier today. Yeah, but we don't talk about it. And I said, can you grab me this audio? And you go, after this episode. How good is Yellowstone? I was working really hard. How good is Yellowstone? And then you watched another two episodes before you did anything. You're right, I did do that.

It's a Friday. It's more lax on a Friday. What do we think? What's the general consensus of what we think the ideal age gap in a relationship is? Ooh. If any. Yeah.

Because you can have no age gap at all. Yeah, I reckon no age gap is pretty good if you can get it because then you're both like. From the same generation. Yeah. You have the same. Same era. Same core memories.

Yeah. You can both go and buy scratchies at the same time. You'll probably love the same Taylor Swift album. Yeah. You know, if you're the same age. But it's not going to be that. I know that they reckon there is an ideal one. There's experts that have actually done an extensive test and study based on what they believe is the ideal age gap

for a lasting relationship, a relationship that will go the distance based on the age gap that you have. So your relationship is more likely to be successful if you have this age gap. Yes, correct. Okay. So it's quite an extensive study actually they looked at 3 000 couples um and obviously like let me preface this with uh there's always exceptions to the rule yeah of course if that's what gets you through and makes you believe your relationship is going to

last um but the study claimed that couples uh let's kick it off with the worst. Couples with more than two decades between them have about a 95% chance of separating. 95%. It depends which two decades too. I think it's just any. If you're 20s and they're 40s. Oh no, that could work. It's any. Could it? I don't know. Well, this study is saying it's any. It's just two decades or more. Jason Statham has two decades between him and his

partner. What's her name? Rosie Huntington. Is he with Rosie Huntington? Whiteley? Whitley? He's like 56 and she's like 36, I think. Really? I think so. Is he 56? I think so. Is that right, Claude? How old are they? He is 56 and he is with Rosie Huntington lately.

We did all that without the internet, Clint. We were just guessing. The next one. We didn't have the internet. This is how old we are. We didn't have the internet. We have it now, but we didn't used to. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The next on the list was the 10-year age gap, which is I would say probably more common than a 20-year plus age gap. Yeah. A 10-year age gap said couples have about a 39% chance of splitting. So a lot better. I feel like every couple has got a 39% chance of splitting. That sounds manageable. But that's a lot better than I feel like every couple has got a 39% chance of splitting. That sounds manageable. But that's a lot better. 95

to 39, that's half. Even more. 95 to 39 is also a big age gap. Yeah, it is way bigger than two decades. Next was the five year age gap. How much percent do you have

of that relationship working out? 18% chance of... 18% chance of working out? Oh, no, wait. Oh, no, wait. I've done it wrong. Sorry. 39% chance of splitting up was the 10-year.

Yeah, that's what you said that time. Yes, and five years, 18% chance of splitting up. Okay, so you're pretty good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they said, in the end, the best age gap to have if you want a successful relationship to go the distance, 12 months is apparently the perfect age gap. One year.

One year. So you're like within the same year of each other. So it's basically the same age. Basically. Yeah. Basically. And they said 3% chance of breaking up. Wow.

That's way, way better. Those are crazy odds to give. A 3% chance, a 97% chance that your relationship will survive just because you were born within a year of each other. That's what this study, that's what the results showed. Right. Based on 3,000 couples. Right. Okay. That,000 couples. Right.

Okay. That's high odds. What's the age gap between you and your partner? Think about maybe like a year and a bit. Pretty good. Like close, close to a year. Yeah. And you?

18 months. Yeah. Yeah. So we're pretty close. What about you, Claude? About two years. Two years? Okay, that's pretty good.

I think that's in the bracket. I mean, worse than us, but that's all right. Lower chances. Yeah, yeah. Producer Pixie, what about you, Claude? About two years. Two years? Okay, that's pretty good. I think that's in the bracket. I mean, worse than us, but it's all right. Lower chances. Yeah, yeah. Producer Pixie, what about you? You're in a new relationship. Like nine months. Oh, the winner.

Plan the wedding. Plan the wedding. Shotgun coming. I'll have the steak at the wedding, please. Ours are all pretty small, so not interesting. Not interesting. Let's see. This is always interesting when we do this.

Let's see if we can find the biggest age gap relationship listening to the show this afternoon. How big is it? It might not be yours. Maybe it's someone you know. Maybe it's your mum and her partner, or maybe it's your cousin and their partner. To qualify, it's got to be more than what? More than 10? More than 10?

More than 10. More than 15? Let's go with more than 10, because I'm also interested in how long they've been in that relationship. Yeah, okay. Because this is saying that it won't go the distance, but if someone calls up and says, oh, I know someone who's got a 10-year age gap

and they've been together for 40 years. Oh, $800 a day. How old is your sugar daddy? What's the age gap? Pretty much. Bree and Clint. Are we trying to find the biggest one or just the most interesting one? Just the most interesting.

Age gaps are always an interesting point of conversation. Happens a lot in Hollywood, I feel. Yeah. A lot of the time. Yeah. Leonardo DiCap the time. Yeah. Leonardo DiCaprio? Would we call those relationships? Well, I guess they are.

Burn. Wow. I hope he's not listening. Has any of them gone longer than a year? He'd probably go, fair enough. He'd go. I like to think of them as situationships. Yeah.

Let's kick it off with this one. Someone said, hi, guys. My partner and I have a 16 and a half year age gap. We've been together five years, happily engaged from Georgie. I feel like if the gap is 16 years, you don't need to count the half. Oh, no, the half counts. Does it? The half counts.

It's the 16 that's important, I thought. Let's kick it off with Jennifer on 0800-DARLS-A-DEM. Hi, Jennifer. Hi, Jennifer. Hi. Hey, guys. How you doing? Good, thanks. What's kick it off with Jennifer on 0800 DALES. Hi, Jennifer. Hi, Jennifer. Hi. Hey, guys. How are you doing? Good, thanks.

What's the age gap in your relationship? It's 13 years. 13 years. And, Jennifer, do you mind if we ask when you met and how old each of you were? Yeah. So we met in 2003 in Brisbane. Okay.

Long time ago. Yep. And she is 53 and I'm 66. And her mother is 13 years older and Shelley's 13 years younger. Whoa. You're like a 13-year-old daisy chain. Yeah, we've been together 20 years and seven months. Oh, there you go.

Congratulations, Jennifer. What's the 20-year anniversary present? A trip to Raro. Jennifer, you good. That's the traditional gift. You funny lady. Let's go to Tammy. I know $800 at M.

Hi, Tammy. Hi, Tammy. Hi, guys. How are you going? Good, thanks. Can you beat 13 years for your age gap? Yeah, 14 years. 14 years. And when did you guys meet, Tammy? How long have you been together? So we met when

I was 19 and he was in his 30s and we have been married for 26 years this year and together for 27 years. Wow. So I've been with him for half my life. Yeah. A long, long time.

Where did you guys meet? In South Africa. Okay. Wow. That's such a long time. And kids? Do you have kids? Yeah, I've got a 22-year-old daughter,

and then I have a 31-year-old stepdaughter and then three grandkids. Wow. With a 14-year-old age gap, is your partner making references to bands that you don't know about and pop culture moments that you'd never heard of? No, because my mum's husband is 14 years younger than her and he's only a couple of years older than my husband. Cougar?

Go, mum! It's nice that your partner has a friend to talk to, doesn't he? years older than my husband. Cougar? Go mum! It's nice that your partner has a friend to talk to, doesn't he? Well, he does call him my boy, which is really funny. Okay, thank you Tammy, we appreciate the call. You're like, we went to uni together. Someone texted him, where's the one about the grandparents?

Someone texted him and they said, my grandparents had a 26 year age gap between them and they were together my grandparents had a 26-year age gap between them and they were together until the end. Oh, that's cute. 26 years. That's a long time, eh? And I said to you, I said to you off air,

it could have been around the time when a lot of men died in war. Oh, okay. So my nunu and my nuna, who are both Italian, obviously, there was a big age gap between my nuna and nunu and my nuna, who are both Italian, obviously, there was a big age gap between my nuna and nunu because my nunu went to war and when he came back, my nuna was like, oh, there's a man finally back in the town. I'll have him. And there was no other men.

It's sad, but it's true. Yeah. Kayla's here. I know $800 at him. Hi, Kayla. Hi, Kayla. Hi, how are you going? Tell us, mate, what's the age gap?

It's not me. It's my parents, Kayla. Hi, Kayla. Hi, how are you going? Tell us, mate. What's the age gap? It's not me. It's my parents, actually. Okay, interesting. So it would be 20 years. 20 years between your parents. Who's older? Yeah, so dad was 53 when I was born and mum was 33. Wow.

That's right, okay. And did they obviously, did your dad have a marriage before your mum or he just left it a bit late? He just was living his best life. He was just going Leonardo DiCaprio mode. Even better when we came along. Hell yeah. Okay, well, there you go.

Oh, beautiful. What did you say? 20 years was the least likely to succeed? 95%. Well, tell that to Kayla's parents. Mate, they're going strong. Oh, wait. Yeah. Actually, I'll just Kayla's parents. Mate, they're going strong. Oh, wait. Yeah.

Actually, I'll just leave it there. All right, Bray and Clint. Well, I was going to... You were going to ask how long they've been together and then you were afraid that they may have passed away. Yeah, because her dad's so old. Well, her dad was 20 years older than her mom. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So that's why I didn't ask. Yeah, I'm glad we didn't talk about it or discuss it either on air. Yeah, and Kayla's... Oh, Kayla, I still don't ask. Yeah, I'm glad we didn't talk about it or discuss it either on air. And Kayla's... Oh, Kayla, I still love that line. There's a Minecraft movie coming. It's going to be filmed in New Zealand, and that means that the cast will be here in New Zealand

while it's being filmed. Big names on this movie. Who have we got that's coming to New Zealand? Jason Momoa. Can't get enough of this place. Loves it. So he's going to be here for a bit longer. Filmed the Minecraft movie.

Jennifer Coolidge. I love her so much. You'll see her around New Zealand filming the Minecraft movie. She's trying to get away from those gays. Yeah. Oh my God, it's a sheep. Oh my God. Jennifer Coolidge in New Zealand

I love sheep That's my sheep You dumbass These fish and chips are trying to kill me And Jack Black Is going to be in the movie as well I love him as well He is so great

He spent a lot of time in New Zealand too Because he did King Kong with Peter Jackson God he's the best. Oh, they're big stars coming to NZ. He confirmed that he'll be part of the Minecraft movie in an Instagram post, which was a photo of him reading Minecraft for dummies. And the caption was, an actor prepares. I like it.

God, that video. My Roman Empire is Jack Black playing the saxo boom on Jimmy Fallon. Oh, isn't it great? That is literally my Roman Empire. I think about it daily. The toy saxophone. So good. Go look it up if you haven't seen it.

It's brilliant. How's this for a headline? US rapper Ziddy Will, who got five women pregnant at the same time, has hosted a joint baby shower for all five of them. More like Zeddy better get a will now. Yeah. Zeddy better get some child support. Yeah.

He is a rapper. I don't expect you to know his name. Don't know him. I guarantee you know one of his songs from TikTok. This is a rapper. I don't expect you to know his name. Don't know him. I guarantee you know one of his songs from TikTok. This is Zeddy Will. That's not the recognisable bit. The bit is at the start where he goes. One, two, two times.

Yeah. From the start. Let's take a break. Yeah. Nah, it's not the recognisable bit. The bit is at the start where he goes... One, two, two times. Yeah. From the start. Let's take a break. Nah, it's not. He sampled that song. But it's... Should he want to summon to do the cha-cha? Yes.

That's that bit. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the TikTok bit. Blowing up as we speak. Well, see if Claude can get it. Claude, see if you can get it. It's from the very, very beginning of the song. Call me Flaka.

Yeah, that one. Yeah. He's 22 and he has five women pregnant at the same time. What is he doing? That's just stupidity. Well, I know what he's doing. Well, yeah.

A lot. I've read the books. Yeah. I've read about how it happens. Did his dad not sit him down and give him the talk? Five women at the same time. One of the baby mamas

has posted some TikTok videos from the five-way baby shower they're all cool with it by the way they're all on board like they're all into it is it because they think he's going to earn a lot of money maybe is that why maybe or he's a really great guy i don't know five all at once i should call him the sperminator one of them like that is some that is a virile man right there. One of the mums wrote, we can't change the fact that he's our baby daddy and everything happens for a reason.

We've decided to work together and our families are supportive of our decision. I guarantee the dads of those girls are not super supportive of the way that it is going down. I feel a Sister Wives 2 season 2 coming on. That's how they describe themselves. Sister Wives. Yeah.

Two of the women have got very, very close due dates. And they've asked if the babies are born on the same day, does that make the babies twins? Because they've got the same dad. No. Are they technically twins? We've got different DNA. This is Zeddy Wills.

Here we go. Y'all don't like to dance? Come on, do the cha-cha. Shorty Spanish, so she like to call me papa. True fact, everything I do, they call it flaca. All they do is copy me, I call them waka. God. Someone gets 15 minutes of fame,

and next minute they're getting five women pregnant. Is that all it takes now, a TikTok hat? Turns out. Someone in the comments on the TikTok post wrote, what in the Nick Cannon is going on here? Oh, no. Here's a question that we've never asked on this show before. All those kids are going to be in the same year of school.

Yep. It'll be half brothers and sisters. Yeah. Quite confusing for them. The question is, how many... How many kids do you have to different people? Yeah. It doesn't have to be you. Maybe it's your baby daddy. Maybe he's got a lot of different kids to multiple people. Yep. Or maybe you are the daddy and you have kids to a lot of people. Or maybe it's you. Yeah. And you've got a lot of different kids to multiple people. Yeah. Or maybe you are the daddy and you have kids to a lot of people. Or maybe it's you.

Yeah. And you've got a lot of different kids to multiple people. Any more than... Maybe it's your dad. Maybe your dad... Yeah. ...has multiple children that span across...

And maybe you didn't find out for ages until you did one of those ancestry DNA things and then you found out that, oh my God, I've got four siblings in four different countries. Yeah. I've seen the show Modern Family.

Is that what that is? No, I'm just assuming. Oh, this is a very modern family. That's a super, that's like a futuristic family. Essentially, the question is how many baby daddies or baby mamas you got? That's what we want to know this afternoon. Can you beat Zeddy Will, who's got five baby mamas you got. That's what we want to know this afternoon. Can you beat Ziddy Will, who's got five baby mamas?

Does it all have to be in the same year? Because that's, you know, he's just really reaching for the sky with it. These stories are cooked. It's because we're talking about the rapper Ziddy Will, who does this song on TikTok.

He has five women pregnant at the same time. He's 22. He's 22 and he has just hosted a five-way baby shower for all five. Are they all going to live in the same house? No. Is he going to get to go to every birth? Imagine if two of them have the baby at the same time. Two of them are due at the same time.

So we're asking the question, how many baby mamas or baby daddies have you got? Let's kick it off with this text. It says, I have seven children to five different women, ages 30, 23, 21, 18, 13, 12 and 10. Oh my God. You've got a 20 year split across 7 kids with 5 women. You've got a whole nipple team. Yeah. Yeah. You've got a 7's team. Yeah. Good to go.

Someone else texted and they said, my mum got an ancestry DNA test done because she was curious to see where our ancestors were from. Turns out we're Irish, which was expected, but at 48 she also found out that she has a brother who is 2 months older than her and lives in the same town as us. I was just about to ask, is it a full brother?

But it can't be. It can't be. It can't be. Well, it could be if they adopted it out, but not at two months. No, not at two months. Yeah, right. Jess is here. Hi, Jess.

Hi, Jess. Is it you? It's not me. Okay, Jess. Hi, Jess. Is it you? It's not me. Okay, it's not you. It's my ex-husband. So I'm baby mama number three of four, and there are five children. Whoa. Yeah, and so he walked out on me.

Within six months, next baby mama was pregnant. You're kidding. We're still legally married, and he welcomed his fifth child in November No Jess, when you signed up It's a weird experience When you signed up to marry this guy Did you know that he had kids with two other women?

Yeah, so one of the children was quite a lot older He had him quite young So he's now 21 years old And then the next oldest one is only a couple of years older than my oldest child. So we used to have him for holidays and weekends and we raced him. I was with him from when he was six months old

until when he was nearly... Yeah, right. That's not that unusual. I see why you would have been like, oh yeah, that's pretty standard. But now he has no contact at all and he has a new baby with a new woman. Wow. See, that sucks. Sorry about that, Jess. That's awful.

We're laughing at some of these situations. Yeah, you are. But when a kid is without a parent, like that parent, it's not funny. So that's shit. Sounds like Jess is a great parent though. Thanks, babe. Yeah, we think so. Thanks for calling, Jess. Appreciate that. My partner's baby

mama has six baby daddies. Wait. My partner's baby mama has six baby daddies and she's now pregnant with twins with the sixth baby daddy. Wow. That's a lot of baby

daddies. That's a lot. Someone else said Steve and Valerie Adams' dad has 18 kids from five relationships. Really? That's a lot of kids. Really? I don't know if that's true. Imagine if they're all as genetically gifted as Stephen and Valerie Adams. They could have literally had a whole NBA team.

Imagine if they're all as big as Stephen Adams. Imagine what their grocery bill would be like. They would be going to Costco. Someone said, I worked... Buying in bulk. Yeah, yeah. I worked with a guy who had two baby mamas in New Zealand, one baby mama in the US,

two baby mamas in Europe, and he wanted one in South Africa so that if his kids ever travelled, they could stay with family. At least that's what he told me. Oh, it's a yarn come on what about this one my dad has five children to four different women and two of the women are sisters how hot is your dad jeez how is your dad able to do that what you just working your way

through a whole family i'll have a baby with you we'll have a baby with you. I'll have a baby with you. Two of the women are sisters. So that makes the kids siblings and cousins. And siblings. Half siblings. Half siblings. And cousins. Half siblings, full cousins. Yep, that's buzzy.

Jeez Louise. Alright. Here you go. Whatever floats your boat. Bree and Clint. Time for the one Second Song Challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song.

No hesitating. You only got one second. Oh, one second. The game where Brie and I go head-to-head guessing songs as quickly as possible with you. You join our team, and if you're on the winning side, you'll get 50 KFC chicken dollars. On my team today is you, Megan. Megan. Hello. Megan?

Megan the stallion, we'll call you. Megan Markle. You're taking on me. How dare you call my teammate Megan Markle. She's Megan the stallion. You're anti-Megan Markle, eh? No, I'm just, I like Megan The Stallion more. You're more of a, you're Team Kate.

I love Kate. Yeah. She just had surgery. She did. You're taking on me and Emily. Hi, Emily. Hi, Emily. Hi.

Hey. Us two, together, Emily, are going to win this for you, and you're going to get some free KFC for the weekend, okay? I apologise in advance. You may not. Emily, you should have been put with me then. We could lose together. Claudia's in charge of the game.

Hi, Claudia. Hello. Sounds like the teams are nice and even today. Sounds good to me, Claude. So this is the One Second Song Challenge. I'm going to start a song from the beginning. You just need to buzz in with your name and I'm looking for the artist's name and the name of the song.

As usual, there is a theme. Earlier this month was the Golden Globes, and one of the categories is Best Original Song. Yeah. So these are this year, past years, nominees, and winners within that category. Songs from movies. Yes. Songs specifically for those movies.

Very good songs from movies. Okay, great. And we will know them. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, half of them are songs from movies. Okay, great. And we will know them. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, half of them are on the playlist. Right, okay. So, Bree and Clint, you guys are going first. Buzz in with your name if you can tell me what this song is.

Clint. Clint. Billie Eilish, What Was I Made For? Correct. Yes! From the Barbie movie. Yeah, that was this year's winner. So did this win?

Yeah. Sorry, Stallion. I had no idea. I thought I'm Just Ken won. I'm pretty sure this won. This isn't Mark Ronson anyway. I'd have won something else. Yeah, okay.

No, I'm pretty sure this won because I saw Billy Eilish's acceptance speech. Oh, I saw Mark Ronson's acceptance speech. We're all winners here. We're living in parallel univi. Over to Megan and Emily. Yeah, that's one point for team. Clint, Megan, Emily, this one's for you guys. From the Barbie movie. I haven't seen it yet.

Zon's in him a lot. Emily, get in there, give it a go. It was Julie, is it? Yes, what's the name of the song? Oh, God. Emily, get in there. Give it a go. It was Juleesa. Yes. What's the name of the song? Oh, God. Try and sing it. You'll get it if you try and sing it.

I'm not going to sing. Nah. Dance the night. Watch me. You were close. No worries. No worries. No worries. Yeah,. You were close. No worries. No worries. No worries.

Yeah, there's another chance. Bree and Clint, this one's for you guys. Clint. Clint. Ryan Gosling, I'm Just King. You're speaking the devil. Yeah. Are these all from the Barbie movie?

Nah, that's it. That's the whole movie. Lizzo had a song on there. Yeah, Lizzo was in there too. Yeah, but it wasn't nominated. Oh, true. That's a great song. It's your category, then.

Alright, Emily, you can win it here. But Megan, you can stop it. Good luck, everyone. Megan, Emily, this one's for you guys. Come on, guys. Oh, no, don't eat it today. He was an NSYNC from Trolls.

Who is this talking? You've got to buzz in. Emily. Trolls. Justin Timberlake. Who is this talking? Get a buzz in. I said Megan. Emily. No, no deals. Who's saying, is that Megan? Yeah, I said Megan. Yeah.

What's the answer? Sorry? Give her a go. Megan, what did you think it was? Justin Timberlake. You got it. I'm going to have to cut you off. I think there's no points that round.

No points that round. All right, let's go to a tiebreaker, Bree. All right. Let's round this thing out. Let's do it. I'm scrapping all past points. This. No points that round. All right. Let's go to a tiebreaker, Bree. All right. Let's round this thing out. Let's do it. I'm scrapping all past points. This one's for the win. Okay.

Megan and Emily, you're in too. Clint. Clint. Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper. Oh. Oh, no. You've got it. You've got to buzz it out. I'm going to buzz you out, mate.

Brie? Oh, shit. I hate this song. I'm of the deep end. Watchers are down. Brie! Lady Gaga, Shallow. Yes!

Why was it so hard today? Megan and Emily, I think we'll both find your KFC, I think. Oh, yes. Both of you get KFC. No, we deserve it. Yeah. I definitely didn't deserve it. Megan, you didn't do much more than me.

It's only week one of the Brianne Clint show and I think we've found our radio awards entry already, Claude. Pop that one in. It's going straight to the top. Just got a funny text from my partner because we bought a house and we're doing some renos on it before we move in so it doesn't smell like someone died in there.

Yeah. And our plasterer is over there at the moment doing the plaster on the walls and my partner went over to see how he was going and apparently he was listening to The Edge. Oh, okay. And she had a go at him about it. Yeah, fair enough.

And then this was yesterday and then she's gone back over today and he's now listening to ZM. So shout out to Cham if you're listening. Yeah, back to work. Unless Nixon hires you to do some work on his house, unless he's paying you money. You listen to ZM now. You listen to ZM.

Yeah. Welcome to the family. Welcome. We appreciate you. He's such a good bloke. I need to talk about this story that's occurred on the airline SpiceJet. Oh, I've never flown on SpiceJet before. I think it may be a budget airline.

SpiceJet passenger has had a very crappy flight with SpiceJet after they got trapped in the lavatory for nearly the entire flight. This is my worst nightmare. Stuck in the toilet. A passenger, unfortunately, this is a quote from the airline, a passenger unfortunately got stuck inside the lavatory and the budget airline said in the statement that it was an involuntary downgrade. An involuntary downgrade. That's very good. They didn't name the person,

but they said shortly after takeoff, on a short flight, it was about an hour and 45 minutes, the man got up to go use the bathroom and then after he was finished, the door would not open and the lock malfunctioned completely, effectively trapping the passenger inside the bathroom. The crew and other passengers desperately attempted to free him from the bathroom to no avail. How embarrassing. They could not get him avail. How embarrassing. They could not get him out. How embarrassing.

Of this toilet and they couldn't really talk to him all that well because you know how it's quite loud when you're in the toilet on an airplane. So the crew wrote him a note and slipped it under the door. Yeah, okay. In an attempt to calm him down to tell him what was going on. What did the note say? So the note said, Sir, we tried our best to open the door.

However, we could not. Do not panic. We are landing in a few minutes. So please close the... There must be some sort of lid. Oh, the toilet lid. And sit on it and secure yourself for landing. How can you secure yourself on a toilet? There's no seatbelt, the toilet lid. And sit on it and secure yourself for landing. How can you secure yourself on a toilet?

There's no seatbelt on the toilet. As soon as the main door is open, an engineer will come to get you. How embarrassing. Two engineers had to board the aircraft once it landed and they broke the door down, rescuing the person. Oh, God. I hope they're not serving spicy food on Spice Airlines. Well, to be honest,

I'd rather be locked in the toilet then. No, but if the toilet was out of commission and all the other passengers have had a spicy dish on Spice Jet. Imagine if it was the only toilet and you really needed to go. That's a bad time. Emergency landing. Remember, do you remember

that story? This is a true story. Yeah. A few years ago, and we talked about it on this show, where someone shortly after takeoff, they got up and used the toilet and relieved themselves, and it was so bad, the smell was so bad, that they had to turn the plane around. They did an emergency landing.

Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do remember. Yeah. All the masks had to fall from the roof. Oh. The oxygen masks fall from the roof. I'm joking about that part.

But the other stuff. But the emergency landing bit was true. It was true. Go and see a doctor, eh? Like that's, I mean, also quite the achievement. Shouldn't smell that bad. Like it's a good yarn. We want to know really quickly on our $800 at M,

have you ever been stuck in a toilet before? Yeah. Have you ever been stuck in a toilet room or stuck on a toilet? Who would get stuck on a toilet? What if your buttocks got stuck inside the seat? That's not happening. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. How small are your buttocks? Mine are not falling in. Oh, yeah. Well, I don't know. I was just opening it up. Wait, is your bum small enough to fall in? No, but no, no.

Or if the seat wasn't down, maybe. I don't know. I don't think so. Maybe it's a long shot, but I went $100,000. We want your stuck in or on the toilet stories. Bree and Clint. Did you get stuck in the loo? In the pooper?

The crapper. The crapper. Someone said, I'm a property manager, and we had a five-year-old get stuck in a toilet during a viewing. They ended up being the successful applicants. Was that you? Me? Yeah, you said your bum's small enough to get stuck in a toilet.

When I was five, my bum would have been small enough to get stuck in a toilet. Can we test it? Yes. Can we test your bum in the toilet? Yes. Maybe not here. Maybe not at the work toilet. We'll go to like a bathroom showroom and I'll get a nice clean one. How about you use your bidet at home? Alright, let's not mention that. Let's go to Chelsea on 0800. Hi Chelsea. Hi Chelsea.

Hi. Tell us mate, did you get stuck in the loo? Yes, I did at work. What happened Chelsea? Well, I was the only one at work and the handle was a bit loose but I just thought, oh it's been like that for a while. Should be fine. I'll go and put my lunch on, and I'll go toilet. I went in there, closed it, and I had the handle in my hand, and the door was closed.

No! I had to get out, and I didn't take my phone with me. And my toasty machine, I was freaking out. Oh, no. In the back section. You would have set the whole place on fire. How did you get out? Well, for about 10 minutes I was screaming and our neighbour of work came over

and I was in tears by then because I was thinking, oh, no. Was there a window you could have crawled out of, Chelsea, or there was nothing? Only there's one in the roof. Oh, God. So you got out. Most important question, what condition was the toasty in? Well, it was good because I found out afterwards

that after a certain heat, it turns itself off. Oh, that's clever. I bet that tomato was as hot as Satan's bumhole though. Yeah. Thermonuclear. Thanks, Chelsea. Great story. Tomato's always that hot though. Medicine's here on 0800 dials it in. Medicine, did you get stuck in the loo? I did. I was at Rhythm and Vine in the Port-A-Loo. Oh no. And one of their

ATV vehicles that the staff used backed into the Port-A-Loo while I was in it. Did it knock it over? It didn't. Oh, thank God. But they put a pallet of food right up against the Portaloos,

so I struggled to get out. Oh, my God. Once I got out, there was a guy there, and he was freaking out because he didn't realise anyone was inside the portaloos. Yeah, that's a health and safety nightmare. How long do you reckon you were in there? Only like five minutes before I got out. Thank God.

My question, having been to several Rhythm and Vines, what day of Rhythm and Vines was it? Because that really determines the condition of the Port-a-Lot. Luckily, it was a staff toilet and they clean those more regularly and they have like the flush ones, but it was day three,

so it was not so nice. Oh, it would have been grim. It would have been so grim. Oh, yuck. Oh, well, at least it was only five minutes, but that would have been grim. It would have been so grim. Oh, yuck. Well, at least it was only five minutes, but that would have been the most terrifying five minutes of Madison's life. At least you didn't miss the countdown. Imagine if you were stuck in the port-a-loo while the fireworks are going off.

Very true. I mean, that's a good yarn. What were you doing at midnight? Who did you kiss? And you're like, I was doing a poo. I was stuck in a port-a-loo. We're back for 2024 and we're back on our BS, which means

Friday Okie's back too. Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday Okie! We're back. Singing terribly for you guys. If you're new to the Bree and Clint show in

2024, what we do is every Friday we take on a song and we do our best rendition of that song. We work with a professional audio engineer. This guy, he makes music. He knows what he is doing. He's so good at what he does. Can you imagine if we didn't have him? And even then, we still sound as bad as we do.

He polishes that turd and rolls it in glitter, but at the end of the day, it's still a turd. This week, seeing as they're so big right now and they were just here in New Zealand, don't talk about the shoplifting bit, we thought we'd do Ocean Alley Confidence. It's all about confidence, baby. Who's got a better Ocean Alley in them?

I thought, Bree, you'd have a competitive advantage because of the Australian accent thing. I just don't think I ever have an advantage in this game of Friday Oaky. They're your country folk. My fellow countrymen. I picked this song, so I'll go first. Okay. And then yours will come straight

after. Don't worry if you're new to this. It's not the whole song. We just do like a little tiny bit. We don't punish you with the whole song. And then we want you to pick the winner on 0800 DIAL ZM. Oh, not there. Here it comes. There's a little teaser for you.

A little bit of spice. It's coming soon enough. Good luck. This is my version of Ocean Alley. It's all about confidence, baby She was a confident lady And I know she's driving me crazy And after all this

I know she probably hates me And I should have said this And I should have said that All that I know now it's all about confidence, baby What do you reckon? Hey, I'm not judging. I think pretty good. It's so hard.

Not to sound too cheesy, but it actually is all about confidence singing that song because you have to go balls to the wall with it. I'm so nervous about this one. It's really hard to sing. I found it really difficult. Yeah. It's so much higher than you realise.

It's so high some part. Anyway, nice work. Very well done, I thought. Here it comes. This is Brie Thomasel's version. Oh, it's going to be flat. So flat. Of Oceanelli Confidence.

After this, you can vote on 0800DIALZM. Good luck. It's all about confidence, baby. She was a confident lady. And I know she's driving me crazy. And after all this, I know she probably hate me. And I should have said this and I should have said this And I should have said that All that I know now

It's all about confidence, baby There you go. Hey! Someone's already texted and they said, if either of these songs win, we riot. Well, one of them has to win. So why don't you ring us and vote for the one that you hated the least on 0800 dials in. Or maybe you really liked it.

Maybe that was a bit of you. Someone said, why does Bree sound constipated? Or maybe you really liked it. Maybe that was a bit of you. Someone said, why does Brie sound constipated? Well, you do the math. That's a separate issue. That is another conversation for another day. We recorded these yesterday before Brie was constipated.

0800 dial ZM. We're looking for a vote and maybe some feedback. The best feedback could score themselves 50 KFC chicken dollars this afternoon. So we'll have a winner of Friday Oki.

Where are you? We need your votes. Bree and Clint. Friday Oki. We're looking for a winner of the first Friday Oki of 2024. We did Oceanelli's Confidence. Mine sounded like... It's all about confidence, baby.

To which someone said, as soon as Clint started singing, my two-year-old started randomly saying, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And Brie sounded like this. It's all about confidence, baby Someone said, damn, Brie, I felt that falsetto in my soul like a knife from a furnace. So that's a good thing, right?

Yeah, that sounds like a good thing. That sounds like a good thing to me. Five votes will decide it all. Hope's going to kick it off. Hi, Hope. G'day, Hope. Oh, hey, guys. How are you?

We're good, thanks. What are your thoughts this week, Hope? Oh, Prince was good, but I'm going to go Bree. I'll take it, Hope, and I'll run with it. Thank you, mate. Because Bree's was better? Yeah, nah, she had the confidence in it, eh? Okay, yep.

All right, that's all it takes. Fake it till you make it. Let's go to Jasmine on 0800. Hi, Jazz. Hi, Jazz. Hi. I'm going to vote for Clint, but he did promise that it wouldn't go on and torture us. It did slightly torture me.

I think Clint. It was only about 40 seconds. Did I torture you more, Jasmine? Oh, a little. A little bit? I don't know why. But was it pretty even? A little bit.

Oh, yeah. No, don't lie to me, Jazz. If you hated mine, you tell me. I just think it's a bit of song. Yeah, I don't know. Don't lie to me, Jazz. If you hated mine, you tell me. I just think it's sort of bit of song. Yeah, no fair. That's good feedback. That's good feedback. Not the worst 40 seconds I've put out there before.

Let's go to Nina on 0800-DARLS-A-DIM. Hi, Nina. G'day, Nina. Hi, guys. Hi. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Happy New Year.

What do you reckon, Nina? Who are you voting for this week? I'm going for Clint this week. Thank you, Nina. Thanks, Nina. Have a good weekend. I was feeling it. You were feeling it?

Did you actually enjoy it? I did. Yeah. Thanks, Nina. That's a good guess up. 2-1. Let's go to Tim on 0800-DARLS-NM. Hi, Tim.

G'day, Tim. Hi, Clint and Blee. How are you? Happy New Year. Happy New Year to you, Tim. It's good to have you guys back on the air. Thank you so much. Oh, thank you.

That's lovely to hear. Now, you've got to vote for someone in Friday Oaky. Tim, what do you think? I'm voting for Clint. Fair enough, Tim. Thank you, Tim. You always vote for Clint, don't you, Tim? Yeah, good, because you guys picked a good song,

because that's my favourite song at the moment. Is it? Well, there you go. I picked it, Tim. Hey, Tim, I remember you. You call up for Friday Oaky a lot. Have you ever voted for me? Yes, I have once. Once? Yeah, because my

little name says nothing for you guys as well. Oh, fair enough. I'll take it. I'll take it. Tim's not going to give you a charity vote. You've got to work for Tim's vote. He's giving you a vote. Finally, Jess, round it out for us. Who's your vote for on Fridayoke? Hiya, I'm voting for Bree.

Oh, take it, Jess. Where's your accent from? I'm from Wales. Oh, I knew I bloody love you guys, Jess. Lovely accent and a lovely human. Thank you, Jess. Oh, you're welcome. See you later.

Have a great weekend. Well, there you go. 2-3. 3-2. Not bad. Pretty close. 3-2. It's all about confidence, baby. I actually thought mine was pretty good, to be honest.

Did you? Yeah. I mean, I agree. I thought yours was great. Bree and Clint. It's Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Let's get a birthday banger Yours was great. Let's get a birthday banger on for a Friday. This is where we figure out what was the songs that were number one when you were 16.

Who's up first? Tash. Hi, Tash. G'day, Tash. Hey, guys. How are you? Good, mate. How's your week been out of 10?

Oh, about a five. A five. I like the honesty. And is there any main reason or just because you're back at work? No, it's just because I'm back at work. Oh, okay. Fair. Fair enough.

Yeah, okay. I agree. I mean, no, I love it. I love it. No, I love being back a week. Tash, what's your birthday, mate? So, my birth date is the 20th of November, 1986. Alright, mate. That means you were 16

in 2002. And on your 16th, this was at the top. Iconic. Banger from Christina Aguilera, or Xtina, as she was calling herself in that era. What do you reckon, Tash? You like it?

That's like one of my favourite songs, so yeah. Yeah. I agree. I agree, Tash. I'd argue one of Christina's best songs. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Good one.

Too dirty to clean my egg top. Uh-huh. Let's go to Peter on 0800. G'day, Peter. G'day, Peter. Hi. How's your week been, Pete? Oh, hot.

Hot, yeah. It's so muggy. Where are you at the moment? Where in the country? What can I do? And what do you do for work, Pete? I'm a forestry worker. Oh, no wonder.

Yeah, you'd be outside all the time. Hot. All right, Pete, give us your date of birth. We'll do your birthday banger. The 20th of January, 1983. Oh, happy birthday for tomorrow, Pete. Thank you. You were 16, though, in 1999.

And, Peter, let me take you back to your 16th with this one. For a white guy. Bit of Offspring. You like that one, Pete? I do. That's a great one from the Offspring. Yeah, this was such a vibe at the time. Kissing Lillias!

You've got a good one, Pete. Okay, wait there. One more birthday banger for Alejandro. Hi, Alejandro. G'day, mate. Hello. How are you? Great name, Alejandro.

Thank you. Lady Gaga wrote a song about you. Mate, what's your birthday? June 5th of January, 1990. Oh, so next week as well. Yep. Oh, happy birthday. Wait.

Next week. 2006. Your birthday being it could be Alejandro from Lady Gaga. It's the right timing. Too early. Is it? Yeah. Only by like a year.

Yeah, because I mean, Just Dance came out in 2007, right? Yeah, right. Okay. But yeah, it was close. But Alejandro, you were 16, like Clint said, in 2006. Here's your birthday banger.

Don't call my name. Don't call my name. What? Nah. Phil in producer Pixie has just looked up in shock like that's the actual birthday banger. Can you imagine? Alejandro.

You wouldn't read about it, Alejandro. We wish. No, but this is your birthday banger. If you're ready for me, boy, you better push the button and let me know. Tune, do you like it, Alejandro? birthday banger. June, do you like it? Alejandro? I'd rather Alejandro by Lady Gaga. Yeah, so would we. It came out in 2009, so

three years later. Yeah, you were busy being 19. Question, Alejandro, do you like that song from Lady Gaga? Yeah, I don't mind it. Yeah, everyone always plays at the parties. Yeah, right. For me, yeah.

And then they'll always point at you and they'll be like, this is your song. Yeah, everyone is pointing at me, yeah. How annoying. Everywhere you go, people just start playing. Don't call my name, don't call my name. Alejandro. I want you, babe, I want you, babe. All right, hold there, Alejandro.

We have to decide between the Sugar Babes, The Offspring, and Christina Aguilera. That's quite hard. Those are three millennial anthems. They're all bangers. They're all bangers. Offspring. Dirty.

Split vote. Producer Claude, what's the winner Of birthday banger today I really want to vote For the wild card Do it You can That's your prerogative You know what

I think I might Bold call Throwing everything out Oh Alejandro didn't even Like this song Look at her She's taking her power

And running with it Alejandro You're the winner Of birthday banger today Congratulations Thank you. Nice work. From 2006, here's the Sugar Babes, ZM.

Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint, that's the Sugar Babes. From 2006. I saw them live last year. Oh, yeah. Oh, acoustic, right? Acoustic and stone. It was at Mardi Gras, Sydney Mardi Gras.

I'm pretty sure they were very high and they couldn't really stand up, so they had seats. Not the Sugar Babes experience anyone was hoping for. Allegedly. We don't know anything for sure. Maybe they were just jet lag. That was the birthday banger for... Alejandro. Allegedly. Maybe they were just jet lag. That was the birthday banger for... Alejandro.

Alejandro. What a hot name. Yeah, did you hear the accent? Hot. Like, name another name as hot as Alejandro. Juan. Nah, Alejandro does it more for me. Jesus.

Yeah, yeah. Nah, still Alejandro does it more for me. Jesus. Yeah, yeah. No, still Alejandro. Clinton. Clinton. You ruined it for me. You ruined it. Oh, God. Bree and Clint. That's the end of the show, everybody.

Thank you so much for joining us on our first week back of the Bree and Clint show of 2024. Hurrah! One week done. Only many more to go. 40-something. I feel like everyone feels like this at the start of the year. Yeah, it's a big hill to climb. It's a big mountain.

Just focus on the long weekends. And whatever you do, put in your leave application now for the Monday before Waitangi Day, which this year is on a Tuesday. So then you can have Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday off and you only have to use one day of annual leave. Feels like a mini holiday. Go do that. Do it now. Or pretend you've got COVID. Don't encourage people to do that.

Why not? Get an old photo of your positive test and then do that thing on your iPhone where you hold down on the picture and it like clear cuts it out and you can take it and then copy paste that image onto a photo of today's newspaper

and then you can pretend that you have COVID-19 right now. Bada bing, bada boom. I'm a genius. Oh my God. Well, I've-boom. I'm a genius. Oh, my God. Well, I've got things to copy and paste then. Obviously, that was jokes, what I was just doing there. Yeah, jokes.

That was jokes. So jokes. I'm a funny guy, okay? Have a great weekend. Bree and I are off to the Black Clash in Mount Maunganui, praying for good weather. Yes, please. It's going to come through.

Yeah, and if you're there, we'll see you there. See you there. It's going to be great. Catch you next week on The Bree, we'll see you there. See you there. It's going to be great. Catch you next week on The Brand Clint Show. Bye. Bye-bye. It's the night, it's time. Jump for my love.

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