ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 19th July 2023

Episode Date: July 19, 2023

Bree's 5 Year Anniversary song ft Navvy Girl Dinner Nostalgic childhood meals Can opening hack See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Brie and Clint. Ta-ra-ba-la-ba, everybody. Welcome to the Brie and Clint show on Hump Day. G'day, guys. Happy Hump Day, everyone. Happy Hump. Wednesdays.

We're, I mean, four-day week for you and I. Yeah. So we're, this will be halfway. Yeah. Halfway. Good for me. Brie's rocking a new do today. Can't see. She's been to the hairdresser. Halfway. Good for me. Bree's rocking a new do today. Can't see.

She's been to the hairdresser. She's got some blonde highlights. First time I've been to the hairdresser in four years. Yeah, you're applying for a new job or something. No, I just, you know when you feel a bit bleh? Yeah. And I was like, maybe I'll go have a bit of a change. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I had that feeling a couple of weeks ago when I went to the hairdresser. And afterwards, I posted and I was like, oh, I considered a big change. And then I was like, nah, it's a bit... Didn't you get the exact same haircut you got for 10 years? Yeah, exactly. And I was like, guys in their 30s who go and get their hair bleached blonde and do some radical new do.

It's a bit of a cry for help, really. I'm here for it. Anyway, I posted it. The number of men in their mid-30s who have dyed their hair recently who got in my DMs are like, is this a direct dig at me? I was like, oh, I've got to take it down. It's toxic masculinity. It is toxic masculinity.

You know? I'm suffering from toxic masculinity. Why can't men in their 30s go get, you know, blonde frosted tips? It's the same reason why I won't use my little umbrella. Yeah. Toxic masculinity. That is toxic masculinity. Why not?

It's just so itty bitty. So? I know, it's toxic masculinity, okay? I'm not trying to justify it. Who votes Clint goes get frosted blonde tips? I vote yes. Producers? We need three votes. I'd prefer to go

full mince and cheese than frosted blonde tips. We need majority frosted blonde tips. Oh, it's a three, it's a three one vote. No, no, no, no. I'd rather go full Ryan Gosling. Oh, would you?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. Have you seen the movie? Oh, look, no one wants me to do that. No one cares. Okay, don't worry about it.

Don't worry about it. Text us on 9696 if you want Clint to get frosted tips. No, not frosted tips. Mate, I'm trying to give you the best option. It grows out in a couple of weeks and you get it shaved tips. No, not frosted tips. Mate, I'm trying to give you the best option. It grows out in a couple of weeks.

You get it shaved off. Okay, let's kick into Tradiverse Lady. Do you want to play with us? We've got 50 bucks cash up for grabs thanks to KFC. And the Tradies need some wins on this. They are six wins behind the Ladies at the moment in Tradiverse Lady. Had a good win yesterday. Can they do it again?

Call us now, 0800-DIAL-ZM if you want to play. Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie vs. Lady. It's Tradie vs. Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Here we go, the Tradies taking on the Ladies. The Tradies picking up a win yesterday. They're on 58 wins for the year. Plays the ladies 64 wins. Go to our lady first.

She's calling from Masterton. She's 16 years old and her favourite school subject is food and nutrition. Welcome to the show, Summer. G'day. G'day, Summer. Did you just get out of school? Yeah, at two o'clock. I don't think we've had anybody age 16 play Tradiverse, lady, before.

I know. This is a first. Yeah, so welcome to the game. Good luck. You're taking on our tradie today. They're at the other end of the spectrum. They're 50, and they've auditioned for the role of Chris Warner on Shortland Street. That's so cool.

Welcome to the show, Jamie. G'day, Jamie. Hi, how you going? Good, thanks. How long ago did you audition for that? Oh, it would have been over 25 years ago now. It was quite a while ago, yeah. Oh, mate.

Are you an actor? No, I'd done school productions and stuff, but that was all. But no, I got down to, I was living in Christchurch at the time. They flew me up to Auckland and I was down to the last two people. Oh, my God. Really? That could have been you, Jamie. Yeah.

You could have been still on the show. God, that's wild. I know. You and Michael Galvin. That's incredible. Okay. Well, Jamie. Yeah. It could have been still on the show. God, that's... I know. Wild. You and Michael Galvin. That's incredible. Okay, well, good fun facts. Love that.

Your buzzer, Jamie, is tradie. Jamie, some of yours is lady. First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck, guys. Here we go. Question number one. Jerry Seinfeld was the star of which 90s TV sitcom? Yes, Jamie.

Seinfeld. Seinfeld. It is, of course, Seinfeld was the star of which 90s TV sitcom? Yes, Jamie. Seinfeld. Seinfeld. It is, of course, Seinfeld. Nice work. One to the tradies. Question number two. Which Tasmanian marsupial is known for its temper? Tradie.

Yes, Jamie. Oh. Did you say a marsupial? I did. Wallaby. Oh, no. Summer, you want to have a guess? I don't even know what a marsupial. I did. Wallaby. No, Summer, you want to have a guess? I don't even know what a marsupial is.

There's a clue in the question. Which Tasmanian marsupial is known for its temper? What? The koala? No. Guys, we're looking for the Tasmanian devil, of course. Tessie Devil. Yeah.

The Tasmanian devil. You've seen the cartoon character. All right, still one to the tradies. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. You got my heartbeat running away. Did you like your trauma this time? Anybody?

No. No. Oh, my God. We were looking for Nicki Minaj. Nicki Minaj. Nicki Minaj, of course. No points there again. Question number four. How many languages are written from left to right?

Is it 12, 67 or 100? Ladies. Yes, Summer, have a guess. 67. Good guess, but not it. Jamie? 100. It's only 12.

All right, no points there for anyone. Still one to the tradies. Tough game, guys. Tough game. Question number five. To the nearest million, what is the population of New Zealand? Trades. Yes, Jamie. Five million.

It is. Just over five million now. Two to the tradies, none to the ladies. You need this one here, Summer. Question number six. What can be broken but never held? It's a hard one. It's a riddle.

Since when are we doing riddles on Tradie First Lady? Yes, Summer, do you want to guess? Your heart. Oh, you can hold a heart. You can actually hold a heart, so no. Good guess, though. Jamie? It's a tough one.

What can be broken but never held? We were looking for a promise. Still two to the tradies. Question number seven. Steve Jobs was the CEO and co-founder. Yes, Jamie, for the win. Apple. He's got it.

You got that, Jamie, in the end. Tough game. Hey, well done, Summer. But, Jamie, you're the winner, mate. We've got $50 cash coming your way thanks to KFC. Oh, thank you. Nice work. Thanks for playing, Jamie.

Guys, I'm so excited for this. I'm very excited. Stick around if you are about to get out of the car. Don't because this is pretty special. So I've been working on this for about two and a half weeks. Oh, I know what this is. And look, we were covering breakfast for a couple of weeks and whilst we were on breakfast,

we did celebrate our five-year anniversary on air. Yeah. And look, I'll be honest, I was lazy and I forgot to do something that I, it's kind of become a tradition that for each year on our anniversary, I create some sort of anniversary song for the Bree and Clint show. Yeah, and it's also part of the tradition that you usually do it about two weeks late. Exactly. Yeah.

So it's also part of the tradition that you usually do it about two weeks late. Exactly. So it's tradition. And if you didn't hear last year's song, I ended up writing a song that took me five minutes and I sent it off to some guy in America on the app Fiverr and I got him to make this song. Oh, it's a banger. It's such a good song. I forgot about this song. A lot of beer references and how many beers we drunk. And I thought to myself, how do I top that? How do you top that? It was pretty bloody good. how do I top that? I mean, it was pretty bloody good.

How do I top it? And I thought, what if I get a famous musician to come on board and sing this year's anniversary song? Oh, my God, you didn't get Taylor Swift. Here's Taylor's version. No, I'm just kidding. I'm joking. Okay, now we've overshot it.

No, look, I messaged a really good friend of the show, someone who's so talented, Kiwi artist, Navy. Even better. You will know her. The People's Taylor Swift. The People's Taylor Swift, they call her. You will know her from this massive hit song. Navy rocks. It's huge. It's massive. Massive hit song. What if I spent my whole life turning people down until you say you love me? Navy Rocks.

It's huge. It's massive. I messaged her two and a half weeks ago on Instagram, like really thinking there would be no way in hell, and she came back to me and said she'd love to be a part of it. So here's what it is. I've written lyrics to her hit song, Till You're Ready, but for our five-year anniversary song.

Yeah. So things you'll need to know and remember, we chased Channing Tatum in LA. You guys made me an honorary Kiwi a couple of weeks ago and we've never won a radio award. Ever. And Clint also absolutely stuffed up his kick in front of Dan Carter at Eden Park.

Yeah, I did. Okay? Yeah. So here it is, the five-year Breen-Clint anniversary song with Navy. She was a girl from Queensland. He was a boy from New Zealand. It's been five years. They've had some beers.

Clint dropped a netball right away. The Kiwis gave the crown to Breezy. The title of Honorary Kiwi. But she'll never ever call thongs jandals. Her accents are shambles. What if they spent their whole

lives chasing Channing Tatum all the way in LA. Clint can't kick a goal in front of Dan Carter. One of the low points for Clint Roberts. What a f***ing loser. As his head is hanging low. What if they spent their whole lives singing out of key and Friday Oki waited for a radio award that never came? Well, I've heard they're wrecked anyway But at least we have the memory

There it is. Navy, you absolute legend. Well done. You brought it to life. That was very good. So good. She did such a fantastic job. And hopefully we can get her on the show at some point to talk about it.

But there it is, the five year. I don't reckon she wants to talk about it. No, she was so good. She was loving every second of it. She was like, yep, keen. Jeez. Wow. Hey, well done.

Five years. That was very good. Thank you. I enjoyed that quite a bit. You're very welcome. And to everyone now that has listened to the show over the past five years, you're welcome and thank you for listening. And sorry, Dan Cutter.

Sorry, yeah, we apologise. He had two. He had two goes at it. The second one was worse. Should have stopped at one. Bree and Clint. The hashtag Girl Dinner has had more than 150 million views on TikTok. The trend originally came from this girl called Olivia Mayer who invented

the term, she coined the phrase girl dinner. Ah yes. Our girl Jesus. Your girl Jesus, yeah. She started it with this clip. I cannot find the TikTok right now but a girl just came on here and said how like in medieval times peasants had to eat nothing but bread and cheese and how

awful that was and she was like that's my ideal meal. This is my dinner. I call this girl dinner or medieval peasant. She swings her camera down to a small wheel of like camembert cheese. Oh, yes. Some looks like sourdough bread and like some olives and pickles. That's good stuff. Girl dinner.

It's now been turned from that into a song that girls put over videos of their girl dinner. You heard it just before. This is my meal. I call this girl dinner. Girl dinner. Girl dinner. Girl dinner. Girl dinner.

I mean, Lizzo, if you're listening, it sounds like the next hit. She should do it. Lizzo should do it. She should. Olivia Mayer now actually has in her TikTok bio creator of Girl Dinner. So good. I love that through social media it can be traced back to her. Yeah.

There's no disputing that she didn't invent Girl Dinners, but she coined the term Girl Dinner. Yeah, it's been done for generations. Girl Dinner is now not just bread and cheese girl dinner. Yeah, it's been done for generations. Girl dinner is now not just bread and cheese for dinner. It's any time you're having a weird kind of ad hoc loosely assembled

dinner. I don't reckon girl dinners and you will know, but from what I can tell from the outside, I don't believe girl dinners involve any cooking. No, they can. They can? They can. It just is a real basic, like, for example. Not much cooking, though. Not much.

Like, for example, one time I had a hashtag girl dinner, and I just roasted one sweet potato just in the oven, just roasted that, and then once it was done, pulled it out of the oven, put some tahini on it, and just ate it whole. Damn, girl. This is my meal. I call this girl dinner.

Girl dinner. Girl dinner. It's a girl dinner right there. It's a sweet potato with tahini on it. Oh, yeah. Ella, you strike me as someone who would indulge in the odd girl dinner. Yeah, from time to time.

Yeah, what's your girl dinner? Kind of like Breeze, I just plopped a few potatoes in the pot, let them boil, and then I mashed them up, put a levain in it, salt, that's my dinner. So just real basic mashed potatoes. Yeah, but it's one of my favourite meals. Yeah, okay. That's vegan girl dinner.

This is my meal. I call this girl dinner. Girl dinner. Claudia, are you a girl dinnerer? Yeah. Only when I'm alone, though. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Or else it's too embarrassing to do in front of someone else. That's how you know if your relationship is really comfortable. You can have a hashtag girl dinner with your partner. We just prefer not to. Yeah, like we do, but it's rare. Well, you're in an all-girl relationship, so girl dinner would be more. Every night's girl dinner.

Every night is girl dinner. Every night is girl dinner. It's hashtag girl dinner. What's your girl dinner? What's your go-to girl dinner? Usually just whatever's in the cupboard. Corn chips, the last piece of chocolate, the biscuit that you didn't like but you're a bit desperate now. I know what the ultimate girl dinner is.

Do you? And I've done it many times. I've tried not to do it since hitting my 30s because it's just sad. Yeah. But many, many times in my 20s, the ultimate girl dinner, grated cheese straight from the bag. Nah. Nah.

Yes. Nah. Don't knock it until you've tried it. I know that I'm not the sole arbiter of girl dinners. I'm not accepting a one-ingredient girl dinner. You can't have one ingredient. Well Well mate, you ain't a girl. You don't know. I feel like you've...

I'm telling you. I'm on board with that one. Yes, thank you Claudia. I know the bar is already low but I feel like you're lowering it even further. And you can even take it up a notch where you don't even use your hands, you just shake it into your mouth. Oh yeah, nice. That's slob dinner.

0800 dial ZM, or you can text it in to 9696. We want to know this afternoon, be honest with us, what's your go-to girl dinner? What is it? Yeah, have you had a girl dinner in the last, I don't know, week?

What was your girl dinner? If you have to, if you're not feeling it, if you don't want to do any cooking, what is your go-to girl dinner? Brie and Clint. Here on the Brie and Clint show this afternoon, we're trying to put together the definitive list of...

Girl dinner. Girl dinner. Girl dinner. I just thought of another go-to of mine for hashtag girl dinner. Yeah. The obvious one is packet macaroni and cheese. I mean, that's a staple in my cupboard. I always have it on hand just in case I need a hashtag girl dinner.

But you know what else is a good one? Yeah. You get out your Jaffel maker or your toasty sandwich maker and you put your canned spaghetti, canned spaghetti Jaffel. Oh, yeah. I feel like that's a tradie lunch as well. That's a tradie lunch as well as a girl dinner. That's a hashtag girl dinner right there.

Ross Boss just came in and told us his girl dinner is just chocolate ice cream sauce squirted into his hand. It was quite disturbing. Quite depressing as well. He said ice magic, the one that goes hard.

He goes, I just pour it on the palm of my hand and I lick it off. It only goes hard on ice cream though. Yeah, your hand's quite warm. Unless he's chilling

his hand down first. He's just having chocolate sauce for dinner. He'd just be though. Your hand's quite warm. Unless he's chilling his hand down first. He's just having chocolate sauce for dinner. He'd just be running. Ah, well. Girl dinner. Girl dinner. We've asked you guys on our 800 dials at M, what's your go-to girl dinner?

Jan's here. Hi, Jan. Hi, Jan. Hi. Tell us, Jan, what is your girl dinner? Oh, I live for probably several months on wine and chocolate. Jan. For dinner.

Can I just say. For dinner. You are. I would have done lunch as well, but it's not really appropriate at work. Jan, you are an inspiration. Yeah, you're a hero, Jan. Thank you very much. I want to grow up to be just like Jan.

I want to be just like Jan. She's got every element of the food pyramid in there. She's got it all figured out. Chocolate and grapes. Louise is here. Hi, Louise. Hi, Louise. Hi, how are you?

What's your go-to girl dinner? I've heard that yours has got multiple courses. Yeah, so the OG girl dinner in my book is toast. It's a two-course meal. You have one savoury and one sweet. Yes, Louise! Oh, you're a smart woman. Girl dinner! I love the two-course

toast meal. Talk me through a savoury toast first. What's on there? Is it like avocado on toast or tomato? Marmite. Oh, no, marmite or vegemite. Oh, that basic. But the sweet, you can go for anything. You can have honey, Nutella, like lime marmalade if you're feeling fancy. You can even sprinkle a bit of sugar and cinnamon on there.

Really go wild, Louise. Yep. Or you can go crazy and go with banana with a topping or something. Oh, stop it. Louise, this girl dinner you're describing sounds like breakfast. No, no, no. You just have it at the end of the day. Oh, and then it becomes dinner.

Yeah, girl dinner. You know, you've hit the nail on the head there, both of you, is that breakfast foods at dinner time is a hashtag girl dinner. Seriously. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi. Hi, dinner guys.

How are you? I've just seen what yours is. Please. Sarah. I feel like we're like a low budget Jamie Oliver this afternoon giving out bad recipes. Sarah, share with the group, what's your girl dinner? Well, first of all, can I

just say, long time listener, first time caller. Good to have you on the show, Sarah. What an opportunity, what a topic to call in on. I know, right? Food really speaks to me. No, my one is cottage cheese and shapes, actually. It goes hard. Cottage cheese and shapes for dinner goes hard.

Girl dinner! Girl dinner! I love you Sarah. You have to be really specific about the flavour of shapes though guys. It's really important. What shape are we talking? I'm thinking barbecue would be suitable. Oh I don't

know. Pizza? I'm definitely like a cheese and bacon or like the Vegemite. The Vegemite. Yeah. The Vegemite Marmite ones. I don't know. Pizza? I'm definitely like a cheese and bacon or like... Chicken crimpy? The Vegemite. Yeah, the Vegemite Marmite ones. Let's be real here, Sarah. You're not picky about what shapes go in the cottage cheese, are you? I'd live for a shape.

I'm not going to lie. Oh, mate. You and me both. Like, take away shapes, then you take away my joy. Last one is Morgan to share with us her girl dinner. Hi, Morgan. Hi, Morgan. Hey, guys. How are you? Good, thanks. Last one is Morgan to share with us her girl dinner. Hi, Morgan. Hi, Morgan. Hey, guys.

How are you? Good, thanks. Morgan, tell us what it is. What's your girl dinner? So mine is a real basic cooked pasta. Put a little bit of butter in there. Okay. Tomato sauce, not tomato.

Oh, no. Pasta sauce, the actual tomato sauce. And if you're feeling really fancy, you just put a little bit of pepper and a little bit of salt. If you're feeling fancy, you season it with pepper and salt. That's horrific, Morgan. Only if you're feeling fancy. Yeah, only if you want to treat yourself.

I get it. I get it. That's shocking. Girl dinner. Oh, girl dinner. I love how Morgan had to be like specific where she goes not to like pass the sauce just your standard tomato

sauce enjoy guys there's some girl dinner inspo for you I'd say swing by the supermarket but I don't think you need to you've got it at home just before we leave the topic of girl dinners you've got to read out that one this text is everything oh my god that made me nearly wee my pants if you missed it we're topic of girl dinners, this text. This text is everything.

Oh my God, that made me nearly wee my pants. If you missed it, we're talking about girl dinners, which is the new trend on TikTok, and it's just celebrating the most basic, low-effort dinner. When you just can't be effed, listen to this text. Hashtag girl dinner. Eat a tomato like an apple. Grab a fistful of shaved ham.

Chuck that in your mouth with a tomato bite, and then bite some cheese. Preferably a processed wheel or stick. Chew it all together. Do this while standing in front of the open fridge. Class it up with some pickled onions. Perfect. Cheers Jacinda. I did

wonder what the ex-Prime Minister was getting up to. Nah, wherever you are, Jacinda. Oh, my God, that text. I'm going to say that's nearly in the running for text of the week. It's definitely girl dinner of the week. Oh, mate, Jacinda, that's made my whole day. Bree and Clint.

It's time to play Google Down. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down. Punk. Opportunity for someone to take home 50 KFC chicken dollars. If you've text through to 9696 either Clint's name, producer Claude's or producer Ella's,

then you could be winning this afternoon. Here's how the game works. I've put these exact questions into Google and I'm looking for the most common, the first answer that comes up. If you yell it out first correctly, you receive a point. First to three points wins the game.

Mine are two games straight, Claude. I think it's a three game. Nah, probably only two. Is it three? Let me check. I think it might be three. Oh, crikey. I think it's two.

Honestly, I do. You want it to be two. I haven't updated it since I won because I was too bitter about it. We'll do that. We'll look at that afterwards. It's at least two. All right, here we go. Is everyone ready to play?

I'm ready. Okay. All right, question number one. How long is a cat pregnant for? Nine months. That's close. Nine weeks. 65 days.

Yes, Claudia. Or about two months. I had a cat who was pregnant once Nine months Ella A cat's pregnant for nine months You had a mum, that was your mum that was pregnant Did you get your mum and your cat mixed up What was the answer 65 days

Alright so about three months Is how long No two months. 65. Oh, yeah. Wow. Shocking. Lucky we have Google.

Question number two, one to producer Claude. Who invented the light bulb? Alexander Graham Bell. What did you say, Claude? Thomas Edison. That is correct. Suck on that, Claude. Thomas Edison is the correct answer.

Alexander Graham Bell invented the phone. Telephone, I think. Damn it. Not the right answer, though. And Thomas Crapper invented the toilet. Yes, he did. That's true fact. All right, that's two to Claude.

Don't take my word for it, though. I'm losing two now. She is off to a flyer. I think there's something wrong with my phone. Can I have a second to... Well, that was off the top of my head, so you had no chance. I'll give you 10 seconds. I'll give you 10 seconds.

Claude... Reboot my Google app. This could be him playing mind games, though. Probably, yeah. Because, you know, you've got momentum and he's trying to throw you off, being like, my phone's not working. I'll be my own downfall. I'll get too confident and then I'll just throw it.

And then I'll come in there like an underdog. I'm ready. All right, here we go, guys. Question number three. How many types of coconuts are there? How many types? 11. Claude's out.

Okay, wait, I've got it. Two main types, tall and dwarf. Nice, Ella. You got one on the board. There is two main types. That's the answer that comes up for that question. Slow and steady. Oh, man.

Right. One to Ella, two to Claude. Question number four. Are you here, Clint? Yeah, I'm here. What is the most popular breed of dog in New Zealand? The Labrador Retriever. Claudia has taken it out with Hunt Away.

She's won the game. She's back, baby, in a big way. Nice work, Claude. Well done. Ella put her headphones out during that. She got too into it. Which means... That is so tough

because I typed in what is most popular breed of dog in Zed and it came up with the Labrador Retriever. I wrote what most popular breed of sog in Zed. Oh, sog!

That's where you went wrong. We're looking for sog. And Lauren, you backed producer Claude on the text machine which means you win 50 KFC chicken dollars. Nice work. Thank you so much.

You are welcome. You enjoy. Right on, Claude, you dirty sog. Yeah, those bloody sogs. Bree and Clint. There's a video during the rounds on TikTok at the moment where a guy opens a can of Coke with a can of Coke. It's not like, you know when people open like a bottle of

beer and they do it with another beer or with a lighter. It's not like that. It's kind of the same though. It's not like, you know when people open like a bottle of beer and they would do it with another beer or with a lighter. It's not like that. It's kind of the same though. It's kind of the same but kind of different. Kind of the same. You're just putting the can, one unopened can, on top of another unopened can, and then according to this TikTok video,

you just tilt the top can and the bottom one will open. They reckon that that's what the cans were made to do. Like that's why they have the particular kind of top. Yeah. The person in the video uses Coke, so we've got Coke and Sprite and Fanta. It's all in the exact same can. They're all Coca-Cola cans. All the cans are the same.

And we're going to give this a go. I haven't practiced this. By the way, I haven't tried this beforehand. Have you tried this? No, I've never tried it. Wait, which one do I want to drink more? Yeah, yeah. Well, the girls have shotgunned the vanilla Coke. Oh, shit. So if you...

I wanted the vanilla Coke. Fine, I'll have the Fanta. Good point. I'm going to open the Coke and not the Sprite. Okay, that's if it works. We're going to try this together. Should we just go for it together? I reckon the key is to put the butt behind the can tab

of the one you want to open. I'm just going to go for it. Go for it together. I reckon the key is to put the butt behind the can tab of the one you want to open. I'm just going to go for it. Go for it. Oh, that was pretty close. It pretty much works. And then look. Yeah. When he did it, he got like a real clean snap.

Yeah. Oh! Yeah, pretty good. It works. It works. Oh, and it saves your fingers. Yeah, pretty good It works It works Oh, and it saves your fingers Yeah, it does Sometimes I've got real short nails

Wow So you can do that You can do that with beers Which will be quite impressive If you're at a party You're just like Oh, yeah, canned beers, yeah Yeah, you can do it with beer cans, yeah

Well, there you go Something actually we saw on the internet works I thought it was going to be so fake Yes. I thought it was going to be so fake. Yes. I honestly thought that was going to be so fake. Well, I kind of looked at it and I was like, it'd be hard to fake. Have you seen those guys that open the cans too just by smashing them against their forehead? Have you ever seen that?

I'd like to see you do that. Who votes that they want to see Clint try to do that? I haven't done that since Rhythm and Vine's 2017. I don't reckon you've ever done it. Go and prove it. No. Go and prove it. No. Go and prove it. No, I'm looking pear-prickish and just smashing a can of Sprite into my head. I was trying to trick you.

Oh! There's no way I would ever try that. I'll do it on your head. No thanks. No, no, no. I've already got a misshaped head. Well, cheers. Cheers. There you go. Soft drink hack. There's been some research done into what the worst time of day is to schedule a meeting. It's good for any bosses that are listening, any heads of department, any team leaders.

Any time of day is the worst. You hate a meeting? Oh, God, I hate a meeting. I saw this meme the other day that said, me during every meeting, this could have been an email. And then it goes, me receiving an email. Oh, damn it. Not another email. Not another email.

So researchers have used data from Microsoft Teams, which most workplaces are on these days. Oh, I hate Microsoft Teams. You don't even use it. I do have to use it. Sometimes I'm forced to use it. Then I have to download the newest, latest version.

This has helped them pinpoint the worst time of data schedule a meeting. Worst for productivity, worst for attendance and worst for pissing off people who have to attend that meeting. I don't know how they measure that last one. Is it any time on Friday after lunchtime?

Technically, yes, but also no. That is the worst time. Before we reveal it, what else is bad? So anything after lunchtime on Friday, I agree. Leave Fridays alone. Leave Fridays alone. Leave Fridays alone. If you haven't got what you need sorted by lunchtime on a Friday,

it ain't happening this week. That's your fault. You should have done it earlier. It's happening next week. Yeah, you should have done it earlier. After 12 o'clock on Friday, we are winding down. But also not on Monday, because Mondays are completely out. Oh, Mondays are right

off. Don't talk to me on Monday. You don't want to talk to people on a Monday. You especially don't want to have a bloody Zoom or Teams meeting on a Monday. Tuesday to Thursday, that's your window. Okay, yeah, I agree with that. And then don't ruin like hump day, because that's like a fun day. You don't want to take hump day out of there, because that's like out of there because it should be celebrated.

It's like, woo, you made it through half the week, so let's go Tuesday or Thursday. Also, keep Taco Tuesday clear because we're having tacos. And to be honest, I think Thursday's out as well because it's a clear run into Friday, which is into the weekend. Thirsty Thursdays. I'm no good. No good.

The worst time to schedule a meeting? Between 4 and 6 p.m. any day. True. Excuse me? Yeah, true. A meeting? Near 6 o'clock? If someone puts a meeting.

Excuse me? Like, how much of an a-hole are you if you're putting in a meeting at 5.30? A meeting after 5 o'clock any day of the week? I'm out. I'm out. I'll be zooming in from my car. I mean, I know that COVID has changed the workplace dynamic drastically, but a meeting after 5 o'clock?

Are you a psychopath with no family and no friends and no hobbies and no social life? It's not fair to anyone. They reckon that people have retained their lockdown era flexibility. That's why. No, no. No, no, no. They say they have and that's why you shouldn't put your meetings there.

They say most people leave the office early to do like a school pickup or a gym session or to beat the traffic. And anyone that's still working from home is definitely logged off by four o'clock. If we had a normal job, like if I had a normal job. Like a nine to five. I'd love to be one of those people that like gets up, gets in early, gets in at 7am, gets my work done, is out early, but I just would never. Oh, the seven to three is?

Yeah. There's an air of superiority about a seven to three worker, right? Honestly, I'm just kind of like, your work goals to me. You walk in at 5 past 9 and they're already three copies deep like, Hi, babes, five emails in your inbox. All good. I'll catch you for a whip in 15 minutes. That's who you are.

Okay, cool. Yeah, imagine scheduling a meeting at 5.30. What about those people? Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger. Bree and Clint, birthday banger. With Pack and Save. Thanks to Pack and Save's super birthday,

we've got a $250 Pack and Save gift card to give away. Right now, we're celebrating Pack and Save and their super birthday deals which are on right now. Pack and Save, Stickman, we love you. Yeah, if you win this, you get a special message from Stickman too. It's pretty special. Let's kick off birthday Banger with Lily. Kia ora, Lily.

Kia ora. How's your day been so far, mate? Pretty good. Pretty busy. Pretty busy. Well, let's top it off then with a bit of Birthday Banger. What's your birthday? The 20th of May, 1989.

All right. That means, Lily, you were 16 in 2005. And let me take you back to your 16th birthday with this one. Black Eyed Peas and Don't Funk With My Heart. Do you reckon, Lily, you're a Black Eyed Peas fan? I'm a Black Eyed Peas fan?

I'm a Black Eyed Peas fan. Not so much of that particular song. Yeah, okay. They had a lot of hits. They had a lot of hits. They did. So many hits. This is definitely the sound of 2005, though. 100%.

Okay, wait there. We're going to do a bit there, bang it for T. Kia ora, T. G'day, T. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. What have you been up to today, T? Oh, just working, you know, living the life.

You at home now? You're on your way? Yes, I'm home now. Oh, good. Good stuff. Good to hear. T, let's do your birthday bingo. What's your date of birth?

22nd of June, 92. All right. That means you were 16 in 2008. And on your 16th birthday, this was at the top. Coldplay. Viva La Vida. You like a bit of Coldplay tea? Oh, yeah, why not? Yeah, why not?

Chris Martin and the boys, isn't it? Your accents need serious help. Because they're so good? Yeah, that's why. Good luck to you. Could we win in that voucher? Let's do one for Ashley. Your birthday banger. Kia ora, Ash. Hello, Ash. Kia ora, guys. How's it going? Good, Ash. How have you

been today, eh? Well, it's my birthday on Sunday, so let's pack and say I'm having a birthday. Oh, we like to hear that, Ashley. Well, happy birthday for this weekend. Let's see if we I'm having a birthday. Oh, we like to hear that, Ashley. Well, happy birthday for this weekend. Let's see if we can get you a win. Oh, that would be pretty good. What year?

23rd of July, obviously, which is Sunday, 1992. All right. That means, Ashley, you were 16 in 2008. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. It's Phil Collins. It's a Coke ad. It's the Cadbury chocolate ad with the gorilla on the drums. That's right.

Yeah, that's why I went back to number one in 2008 because of that gorilla ad. Crazy, eh? Yeah. Okay, wait there, Ash. We've got a tough decision to make. Black Eyed Peas, Coldplay, Phil Collins. I'm voting for the Black Eyed Peas song. It's Black Eyed Peas for me. That means, Lily, you've picked up the Pack and Save voucher.

Congratulations. Yay. Thank you so much. I love that. Nice work. You enjoy that, okay, Lily? I absolutely will. Special message from Stickman, too. Hey, congratulations, you. You've won a pack and save gift card. See you later, then, in store with your gift card.

Thanks, Stickman. Thanks, Stickman. There you go, Lily. Bet you didn't think that would be happening to you today. Brian Clint, here's your birthday banner from 2005. Brian Clint, here's your birthday banner from 2005. Yesterday about this time we talked about your 90s

dinner that you were going to cook. Yeah. You were going to make a beef stroganoff for dinner.

A beef stroganoff and then it got vetoed by my partner and I didn't end up making it. Oh, you didn't get to make it?

Nah. What did you have instead? I was so excited for you to have beef stroganoff. I had a hashtag girl dinner. Oh, yeah. Yeah. We took a bit about girl dinners.

Yeah. Girl dinners are completely different to a beef stroganoff. A beef stroganoff is the opposite of a girl dinner. I'm still keen on a beef stroganoff. Maybe I should just make it. Girl dinners. Girl dinner. Girl dinner.

Very basically assembled dinner. Can be just cheese and crackers, chips and dip. Yep. Beef stroganoff, we decided one of the ultimate 90s slash early 2000s dinners. Yes. Something your mum would cook on a regular basis. As a staple in your family's household. Yeah.

Yep. And I thought we could invoke a bit of nostalgia this afternoon and talk about childhood nostalgia meals. Like what is the meal that when you see it, you smell it, you think of it. Oh, that reminds me. Yeah, it takes you back. Reminds me of my childhood.

Takes you back to being like a school kid at dinner time and you're sitting at the table and your mum's been busy all day, or your dad, and they've managed to crank out a healthy dinner, and you're like, oh, Mum, not casserole again. I hate casserole. I hate casserole. Now, you'd kill for some of Mum's casserole. You know?

There's still a few meals my mum used to whip out that I think I'd pass on. Like what? Give me one of your ultimate childhood nostalgia meals. One that I would actually love again was the corned beef silver side. That was going to be mine. Yeah, with the white sauce. Give it to me.

And the boiled vegetables. Yeah. Yeah, love it. Corned beef done in the crock pot so Dad could put it on when he went to work and it would be ready when Mum came home from work. Yeah, my Nan would usually whip it out when she was looking after us and my dad would come home and if he found out it was corned beef, he was ropeable.

We got some people excited about corned beef yesterday and your mum texted her and she said, tell everybody they have to cook it in vinegar. Yeah, you've got to put it in the vinegar. So that's important. We'll get that out there when we die. And I remember when my mum started putting balsamic vinegar in it, not the same.

Everything turned like sweet. Everything turned like black. Yeah. It's not good. Balsamic vinegar. For me, deviled sausages is a real nostalgic childhood meal. Absolutely. Tuna bake.

Oh, tuna bake with peas in it? Tuna bake, yeah. Yeah. I mean. With frozen peas in it. I didn't appreciate it for what it was when I was a kid. No. But I feel like I'd be around it now.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Crumbed schnitzel. I love... Oh, God, I love a crumbed schnitzel. Crumbed schnitzel on like the thinnest piece of steak. Like, this is what we had. Crumbed steak.

And mum would do them in the electric frying pan. The blade steak. Like shallow fry them in oil in the electric frying pan. And then my mum would cut up potatoes and she'd do her own homemade chips that would be burnt to a crisp. Yes, done in the same oil. Yeah, that was a good time. Let's assemble the list.

Okay, we did girl dinners earlier. Let's now do childhood nostalgia meals. Yeah, what is the meal that brings back those memories for you? You're straight back there as a kid as soon as you see this. Might be good memories, might be bad. Like if I ever have to eat another bloody stir fry again with those big

chunky noodles. You know the ones I'm talking about? Oh yeah. The big ones, the big suckers and they're like vacuum packed in the udon noodles. I hate them so much. Really? Oh, we had it all the time.

Oh, you've been overdone on it. Yeah, too much. Where's the apricot chickens at? Oh, $800 at the end. We want to know about your childhood nostalgia meals. We'll put the list together. Bree and Clint. We're trying to put together the definitive list

of 90s and 2000s childhood nostalgia dinners. Yeah. The dinner your parents would serve up that even now if you see it, it either gives you really fond memories or you're still like, oh, God, I cannot eat that. You're like, I don't want to eat that again. I can't bring myself to eat that anymore. Fried rice was another one in our household.

Rice risotto out of the box was a huge one in our house. I hate rice risotto out of the box. My dad used to make rice risotto all the time. It was really, like, absurdly yellow. Yeah. Oh, yes. It was really yellow. I know the one you're talking about.

It was, like, abnormally yellow. I think they put food colouring in it for some reason. We want to know yours. Julie's called up. Kia ora, Julie. Hi, Julie. Oh, hey, guys. What's up?

How's it going? We're going well, Julie. What's the meal that does it for you when you think about it? You're like, oh, that's my childhood in a meal. I grew up on a lake down in the Bay of Plenty, and my dad would always go fishing on Sundays, and we'd have smoked trout for dinner on Sundays. Yes.

Trout. I grew up in Rotorua, and so obviously we're surrounded by... Yeah, I grew up on Okaraka, yeah. Of course. So we're surrounded by trout fishing. I know exactly the taste that you're talking about. I reckon the smoked trout was better after a couple of days, like when it had dried out a little bit.

Our cats wouldn't even eat it. I tried to sneak it to the cat, and the cat wouldn't even eat it. They'd just be like, nah. When was the last time you had some smoked trout, Julie? We left Rotorua when I was 12. Julie's like, never again. No. You're obviously not getting your trout fishing licence this season,

then, are you? Well, no, I'm going for my skipper, so, but, like, over ocean, no lake. No, no lakes. We need some ocean fresh now. Okay, thanks, Julie. Let's go to Lauren. Kia ora, Lauren.

Hi, Lauren. Hello, how are we? Good, Lauren. Cue to Lauren. Hi, Lauren. Hello. How are we? Good, thanks. Lauren, what's the meal, the nostalgic childhood meal? Oh, my goodness. Potato bake. Yes.

Potato bake. Potato bake. My favourite. How did we miss that one? My mum used to do it in the glass dish, in like the glass baking dish. And it gets all that yellow, oily looking stuff on top. It bubbles to the top. Lots of onion, lots of bacon.

Yum. Oh, onion and bacon. You had the deluxe. We had that too. Potato bake. Yeah. Oh, man, you've just transported me. Isn't it incredible how these things can do that?

I know exactly where I am. God, potato bake still slaps. Let's go to Melissa. Kia ora, Melissa. Hi, Mel. Kia ora. How are you? We're good.

We're talking about childhood nostalgia meals. What's the one for you that takes you straight back? I've got two. Okay. One is PTSD and one is nostalgic. Okay. What's the first one? My PTSD one is something that my mum used to call mint.

And it was like mint, cabbage, sultanas. Oh, no. And like a soy sauce-y type PTSD. What did she call it? Mince del main? Chow mein. Oh, mince chow mein. Chinese, I think,

can make something out of nothing type meal. Kind of like a San Chow Bao kind of vibe. Why has it got raisins in there? No, I think it was just because otherwise they wouldn't get eaten, so she had to do something with them. Why does any savoury foods have sultanas in it? Get out of there. Okay, that's the PTSD one.

What's the nostalgia one? What makes you feel good? Like a fish pie with sliced boiled eggs in it, mashed potato on top. Yeah. Delicious. I love the fish pie. Not a single person in 2023 is putting sliced boiled egg in their fish pie. But everybody in the 90s and early 2000s did.

It just was part of the recipe. Speaking of eggs, what about deviled eggs? Oh, get in my face. Curried egg salad? Oh, yum. Yeah. Yeah, all about it. And the way they used to pipe the deviled egg. Yes, Mel. And they were kind of like

fancy looking. Melissa, you've given us like PTSD by association with mince chow mein. Oh, sultanas. Get in the bin. Crunch.

Never have I had the thought, God, this savoury meal could do with some sultanas. Someone called Kieran has posted in our Facebook group as well. So they said ham steaks. Ham steaks. Did you not have ham steaks? Like spam. Yeah, they're kind of like spam, but you bought them from the deli

and then you fried them. You just crisped them on the outside. We had ham steaks as a special occasion dinner. We had luncheon. Meatloaf. Yeah, meatloaf. I like meatloaf. It's underrated.

Sausages, curried sausages, apricot chicken, macaroni cheese, crumbed schnitzel, crumbed chops. Oh, we had crumbed chops. So good. Crumbed sausages and sausage casserole. A crumbed sausage is the weirdest thing. Like imagine crumbing the sausage, how you have to handle the sausage when you're crumbing it.

Bree and Clint. All right. I told you to pick a path. This is Pick a Path Radio. I gave you two options. Option one was why do we never see baby pigeons? Got it. Option number two was what happens to breast implants when you die?

You only get one of those stories. Yes. And it depends on who got the most votes. And the winner of Pick a Path this evening is the boobs. Yay! People pick the boobs. Boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs. What happens to the fake breastises when you die?

And this is from an actual mortician who is on TikTok. Oh, yeah. So his name is Gerald. You can find him in TikTok. What a great mortician name. Yeah, Gerald. At big underscore lead 73. He's got like 2 million followers. Big lead?

Big lead. Okay. Yeah, must be his last name maybe. Yeah. And he has Not grave man 69? No. Mate, keep it together. Gerald answers all different types of questions about the human body and how things work and that type of thing. And someone asked him what happens to breast implants when someone dies,

and he answered it. They're not removed. They're yours. You bought them or somebody bought them for you. You're taking them with you to the grave. Now, if you're embalmed or not em them for you you're taking them with you to the grave now if you're embalmed or not embalmed and you're buried the boobs will still be there they're not going to decompose so your boobs are going to stay the same and the skin will shrink around them and eventually decompose and yes it will be a skeleton in the casket with fake boobs.

Two things. I love it. That's Matthew McConaughey. I don't know who this guy pretending to be a mortician is, but that's Matthew McConaughey. That sounds like Matthew McConaughey. Yeah, that's 100% Matthew McConaughey. Secondly, he didn't tell us what happens to them if you get cremated.

Oh, I don't think he does that. It's not his area. Ah. It's not his area. Ah. It's not his area. He's an embalmer. He's an embalmer. But essentially the answer is. We need to talk to Barack Embalmer on TikTok.

Yeah, right? See, that's a good TikTok name for an embalmer. But essentially the answer is. They stay with you. They stay with you. I think they're in a plastic. They say it's a silicon filling and then the breasticle itself stay with you. I think they're in a plastic. They say it's a silicon filling

and then the the breasticle itself is like plastic so they would last for 500 years. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

The silicon just isn't rolled. They don't just inject the silicon into your boobs. No, no, I know. I know. But he said

eventually they'll decompose but not for a long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long time. Well, he said that eventually, you know, everything will decompose and it's a skeleton with breast implants. Yeah. Which is he said that eventually, you know, everything will decompose

and it's a skeleton with breast implants. Yeah. Which is kind of fun. I guess what we take for it is breast implants are forever. Forever. Forever. Yep. Unless you get him to take them out.

Like, that's your decision. Yeah, but like he said, you've got to do that before you die. Yes, exactly. He ain't doing that for you. Yeah. No, he's leaving them in. Bree and Clint. And that's the end of the Yes, exactly. He ain't doing that for you. Yeah. No, he's leaving a man. Bree and Clint. And that's the end of the show, everybody.

Thanks so much for being part of the show with us today. It's been fun. We narrowed down on girl dinners. Are you off for a girl dinner tonight? Yeah, kind of. I'm just going to go buy a pre-cooked roast chicken and then throw some vegetables in the oven. Oh, no, that's not a girl dinner.

It's not? That's a girl dinner. It's not? That's a good dinner. It's a good dinner. You're getting veggies. I think it's a zhuzhed girl dinner. It's hot chook buns and deli coleslaw. Girl dinner. Girl dinner.

Girl dinner. I maintain that's the dinner of New Zealand. Oh, do you know what else is good? Yeah. A fresh bread roll, butter, some shaved ham. Yeah. And that's it. Yeah.

Oh, give it to me. Oh, wild story from my family get-together on the weekend. My brother caught my dad making himself a ham roll. He had two bread rolls. Yeah. And my brother just saw my dad just pounding them, just like punching them down. And he goes, Dad, what are you doing?

He goes, oh, this way you don't have to cut the bread roll in half. You just squash two rolls and put the ham in between them. No, your dad, that's some psycho behavior. Two buns. What are you up to? And I think he might have buttered the outside of the buns. No. And then put some ham in between it.

No, no. And that's it. Nah. Nah, that's some weirdo shit. Too squashed. That's some weirdo shit from your dad. Too squashed bread rolls as the top and bottom bun. I can see your dad doing that too.

Yeah. He's like, I'll put it here. I've figured this out. You know, you don't have a knife. You smack it down a bit. Shout out to my dad if you're listening. Have a great night, everybody. We'll catch you guys back tomorrow on the Bree and Clint show.

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