ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 19th July 2024

Episode Date: July 19, 2024

We're a very KIWI show today! We try figure out what the best kiwi slang word is & what the best place in NZ isSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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KFC's Hot and Spicy is back. Here for a good time, not a long time. Oh my God. It's Friday. Make some noise for the original. Send them to Bree and Clint. Bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo.

Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint Show. Happy Friday everyone, how good? How good. How good. How's the seasonal depression going? Oh, it is in full swing, but on Fridays it takes a vacation. Durgan, seasonal depression is less impactful in places that get like a real winter. I'm thinking like a Queenstown or a Dunedin where, yeah, it's cold, but there's also like snow and stuff.

But in other parts of New Zealand, it's just cold and really wet and just a bit grey the whole time. Yeah, when you get the good parts that come with winter, like snow and the fire and the mulled wine. Yeah, exactly. You know, whereas if you just get the crappy parts, it's wet and damp and all my stuff has mould on it. If you're just an Aucklander who can't dry your washing in front of the heat pump, it's just a bit of a...

This July through August to, like to mid-September window is just like... Not a vibe. Not a vibe. But you know what is a vibe? The show today. Did we give away ZM's 5 on Time today? Is it done?

It's done. It's still here. Four o'clock then. $25,000 up for grabs with ZM25 on time. Plus, Friday Oki is going down. Bree's chosen a ripper. No. A ripper for us today from Flowrider and T-Pain.

You might recall the song Low. Yeah. From Da Boyz. I had such regrets choosing this song. Well, we've done it. I was like, oh, how am I going to be? And then I was like regrets choosing this song. Well, we've done it. I was like, oh, how am I going to be? And then I was like, oh, no. Bree and Clint.

Time for a round of Tradie vs. Lady. It's the Tradie vs. Lady. Thanks to the two-shed, Kiwi-owned, trusted by Tradies. Three, two, one, let's go. Yeah, let's do it, baby, for Friday. The Tradies taking Three, two, one, let's go. Yeah, let's do it, baby, for Friday. The Tradies taking on the Ladies. The score for the year, 54 to the Tradies, plays 63 to the Ladies. Our Lady is calling all the way from Invercargill.

She's 33 years old, and according to her, tomato sauce goes in the fridge. Ew. Yuck, Sarah. Smart woman. You're a smart woman, Sarah. You're one of the good ones. Yuck. It goes off. Yuck. It goes off.

Yuck. Eat it faster. What do you say to people who keep it in the pantry, Sarah? That I've done it wrong. No, no. I don't want my... I'd have to agree with you. I don't want some cold-ass sauce on my hot food.

No, it's good. It's a nice sensation. You're taking on our tradie today from Tarmac Makoto. They are 41 years old and they work too hard for not enough money. Welcome to the show, Jared. G'day, Jared. How much money are you earning? No, I'm just kidding.

I'm joking. Annually. Annually before tax. Yeah, before tax. Yeah, yeah. Not enough. What are we pulling down? Jared, your buzzer is tradie.

Sarah, you're the lady. The first of three correct answers gets $50 cash And today, thanks to our friends at the Tool Shed A brand new water blaster Here we go guys, question number one What is the most common letter in the English language? Is it A, E or I? Tradie

Yes, Jared E E E is the correct answer. One to the tradies. Question number two. Who was the first man to set foot on the moon? Brady.

Yes, Sarah. Is it Neil Armstrong? It is, of course, Neil Armstrong. Lucky you don't make the mistake a lot of people, including me, always make and say Lance Armstrong. Lance Armstrong, yeah. Okay, nice work. We're one apiece here for this game.

Or Buzz Lightyear. Buzz Lightyear. Buzz Aldrin. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Sarah's in. Posty. Well done.

It is Posty. Well done, Sarah. You got two. Jared, you're on one. You need this to stay in it. Question number four. Sriracha, Harissa and Peri-peri are all types of what? Yes, Sarah.

Sources. Yeah, we'll take sauce. Yep. That's the win. Is it the whole game? That is the whole game. Is it the whole game? Quick game's a good game.

Jeez. Unlucky, Jared. Sarah was just too good. Jared's taking another pay cut. Jared. Jared can't catch a fricking break, can he? Jared's like, I needed that $50 cash to pay my rent. Hey, Sarah, you're a legend.

You've just won Tradie vs. Lady. Congratulations. Thank you. You into water blasting, Sarah? Oh. You're about to be. You are Oh. You're about to be. You are now. You're about to be.

Yeah. Bree and Clint. That's Flo Rida and Wild Ones. He'll make an appearance later in the show today when we sing him for Friday Oki. I can't wait. You chose it. I know. I didn't realise how bad I was going to sound.

Bree reckons she chose it under duress. I did. Like, I just have to choose something. I was panicking and I was going to sound. Brie reckons she chose it under duress. Like, I just have to choose something. I was panicking and I had no other choices and I was like, oh, okay, we'll do this one. Everyone knows this song. We'll sing the Applebottom Jeans and the Boots with the Fur for Friday Oaky. Did you see that thing recently where, you know how everyone

was like, Boots with the Fur? And people were like, oh yeah. Yes, it just blew my mind. Explain it. Yeah, so obviously back in the day, everyone's like, Boots with the Fur and everyone's like, oh, Fur Boots or like, you know, a, this blew my mind. Explain it. Yeah, so obviously back in the day, everyone's like boots with the fur and everyone's like, oh, fur boots or like, you know, a bit of fur around. Fur lined boots. Yeah, a bit of fur around the top of your boot. I was thinking about those boots that were like calf

height that had like a string that tied up and they had like furry pom-poms on the end of them. Yeah, boots with the fur and then someone was like, what if it was boots and a fur coat? Like boots with the fur, like with something fur on your body. Crazy, eh? Quite literally.

Has it just happened for you guys? Are you taking the piss out of us? That's amazing. You've just realised what boots with the fur meant as well? Is it actually what it means? Is it a jacket? Well, no one really knows. That'll be it.

What do you confirm? Because that's a jacket. Well, no one really knows. That'll be it. That'll be it. When you confirmation. Oh, that's what it actually is. Because that's a complete outfit. Yeah. Apple bottom jeans. And boots. Leather boots with the fur. With the fur.

Oh, I thought the whole club was looking at her because she had no top on. What? That too. That also. Yeah. Anyway, it's open to interpretation. Like all great works of art are, and we will sing Flo Rida at five o'clock today.

I want to talk about sending stuff, like sending couriering stuff off, which is how we live now, buying and selling stuff online and buying and selling things on Trade Me and Marketplace and that kind of thing. I find the post office so scary though. I was in the post office today.

It's terrifying to me. What do you find scary about the post office? I just. I was in the post office today. It's terrifying to me. What do you find scarier about the post office? I don't know. I just know that I'm not very good at post officing. Right. That's what the people are there for though. I know but it just scares me. I'm like, what do I do with this thing? How do you send shit? And then I've got to know someone's address.

I do it. Yeah. But it gives me anxiety. Oh my god, our generation is so pathetic. If going to the post office gives us anxiety. I'm just saying. I know. I know. I know.

And then what about when you have to fill out that little form and you have to write what's in your package and then how much you think it's worth? Like, it's all too much. We sent some things to a relative, like a feel-better package to a relative, and it had some nice little like smellies and some hand cream and things like that in it.

If you had to put a price on it, if you're filling out the form, how much? If I had to put a price on it, probably about 70 bucks worth of stuff. 70 bucks worth of little smellies? She sent us a photo yesterday of the package in the state in which it arrived destroyed. And when I say destroyed

like the packaging that it was in was crushed the whole package was crushed and it was in like a plastic bag but the liquids inside were oozing out of the package it was that destroyed. Like it had been run over a couple of times

and then stomped on. I wonder what the hell happened to it. What the hell happened to it? Like you were sending it from here. Were you sending it a long way? No, we were sending it from our place in West Auckland. In New Zealand? To her house in South Auckland.

Oh, you couldn't just drive it over there? No. It took 45 minutes. Oh, heaven forbid. Well, why would I drive it over there when I could send it for like $5? Is that how much it costs? Yeah. But next time I probably will drive it.

I didn't realise it was that cheap. Yeah, $5, $10. I don't know. Every time I have to send something, because the only place I'm sending stuff is back home to Aussie. Oh, true. Yeah, your radar's way off. And no joke, I sent my mum a birthday present last year

and I sent her a box of different things. Yes. And it cost me more to send the thing than to buy the stuff that was in there, what it was worth. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, the cost to send it was very reasonable, but if I could have paid an extra couple of dollars to ensure that the package didn't arrive completely rooted, I probably would have.

So you're telling me you've only sent it from one side of Auckland to the other side, and it's ended up like that? Yeah, I know. Leaking. So if you had sent it over to America, and it's travelled all the way over there. Even then I would be disappointed. But you know what I mean? I feel like people in the package transport industry have one job,

and that's to ensure that the packages arrive intact. Like we're not even that concerned if they don't arrive on time anymore. If they're a week, two weeks delayed, we kind of get it because there's so many packages going back and forth. But mine looks like it's been chewed up and spat out by a machine. So what happens in that situation? Do you make a complaint? Yeah, you make a complaint, go through the whole process.

That sounds boring. CBF. That sounds real boring. And, like, I feel on my part the gesture is done. Like the family member who needed the last thing. It's kind of ruined it. Well, no, it's like I tried. Yeah, I've done my part.

Yeah, what am I going to do, spend another $70? Well, if it makes you feel any better, that's why I didn't receive my couch that I bought a year ago because the company that was delivering it dropped it off the back of a truck onto the ground and the couch fell apart into pieces. Exactly. Bree and Clint. I came across this guy who lives in the UK onto the ground and the couch fell apart into pieces. Exactly.

Bree and Clint. I came across this guy who lives in the UK and he decided to hold a bit of a poll with his followers about what are the best British slang words. Oh, yeah, they got some goodies. He's done quite a big survey and I've got the results for you. Okay. We're going to do the top ten. The slang words that came in, the top ten.

My favourite British slang is bag of fruit. A bag of fruit? Yeah, slang for suit. Oh, bag of fruit. I've never heard that before. Strap on the old bag of fruit. Yeah, right. These are all just single words.

Okay. We'll kick off with number ten. It was cheers. Cheers. Oh, rough. These are all just single words. Okay. We'll kick off with number 10. It was cheers. Cheers. Oh, rough. Cheers at number 10. The British are claiming cheers. Yeah.

Cheers, one of the greatest television shows of all time, was American. Okay. I mean, that's what was on this list. Cheers. Cheers. Number nine, the British people voted as the ninth best slang word, dodgy. Okay, you're claiming dodgy as well. Dodgy.

Number eight was mate. Nah, sorry, British people. You can't. Jeez, not like the British to come and steal other people's culture, is it? Mate. Aussies have a bigger claim to mate. Kiwis have a bigger claim to mate. We have a thing called mateship.

Sorry, I'm getting overly angry here, but yeah. I'll go on. Number seven, gobsmacked. Yeah. Number six, bonkers. Not slang, but sure. Bonkers, number six. Oh, yeah, Dizzy Rascal had that song and he's British.

Number five, chuffed. Oh, yeah. Number four, blimey. Yeah, you can have blimey, yeah. Number three, cuppa. Yeah, you can have cuppa., yeah. Number three, cuppa. Yeah, you can have cuppa. Number two, bloody. Oh, okay.

We use that a lot, though. Yeah, I think that's our English roots. Yeah, we do use that a lot. Number one. The number one British slang. Top voted British slang, according to this survey, knackered. Knackered. It is a great slang word.

It's a great slang word. Knackered. I thought it was going to be slang word. It's a great slang word. Naked. I thought it was going to be booyakasha. Booyakasha. Nah, naked is the top British slang word according to this survey. And I thought I really would. Mate, I'm bloody naked. Mate, I am bloody rooted.

Yeah, that's Kiwi and Aussie, but yeah, that's fine. I'm bloody naked, mate. I thought we could do our own. Yeah. Let's do our own. Let's find the best Kiwi slang word because I feel like we can beat this list. I feel like we've got better slang words. We've got a few.

Who wants to kick it off? Yeah, I'll kick it off. I think we've got really good ones, and I think they only make sense in this country, a lot of them. First one, obviously, I'm not going to explain this, so please don't ask me to explain it. I'm only going to say it once. Best Kiwi slang in my opinion. Hungy pants.

What? I get it. I'm not going to explain it. No, you don't need to. I don't know if I've ever heard that. No, I don't think I have either. Have you heard that? Ellie, you heard it, but I've not used it. Do you know what it means? Honey pants. Stop saying it.

Oh, really? Why can't she say it? I said we're only going to say it once. One of my favourite Kiwi slang words, and something I use a lot only since moving here, I learnt it since moving here, is buzzy. Or buzzy G. Buzzy.

Yeah, I love buzzy. It's been a while since we were in LA and we kept saying Buzzy and people were like, what are you talking about? Even when I go visit my friends in Aussie or some friends come visit here, I just use it. It's part of my vernacular now and they're like, what are you talking about? They don't get it?

That's not a slang word in Aussie. Buzzy. Buzzy G. Right, who else? Who else? One, it's not necessarily the best, but one that I think is quite unique to us is hard out. Hard out.

Hard. Hard out G. I'll say hard to Americans. Hard out. Hearty. Yeah. Yeah, all these like, oh, that's mean. Hard.

I'll say that a lot. Mean is another one that I say a lot only since moving here. Yeah. Mean. Chair bolt. Chair bolt. Along the lines of that, I like how it feels in my mouth. Skucks.

Skucks. Oh, fun. Skucks is a good one. I know it's a bit round. I feel like Skucks culture is Kiwi specific too. And a little bit Aussie because of Summer Heights High. Oh, yeah. But no, that's definitely a Kiwi thing.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. You know a word that I believe is slang for New Zealand? Yeah. No, I just think it's so funny, is the word scroggin'. Like the trailblazers. Yeah. Scroggin'.

You guys call it scroggin'. It's that kind of thing out there. I love that word so much. We should make scrogging our word. Scrogging means awesome. Like, bro, those pants are scrogging. Let's start it. Should we start it?

Yeah. It could be a thing for our show. If you think something is good, if you think something is good, you text us and say, that last bit was scrogging. That song was scrogging. That joke was scrogging.

It was scrogging as, bro. I think this one is it, by the way. What? And I know it's kind of lost its luster, but I feel like this is quintessentially Kiwi to describe something as sweet as. Definitely. Yeah, sweet as.

Sweet as. Sweet as, bro. Sweet as, bro. Sweet as. Sweet as. Super Kiwi. It's so versatile. Something can be sweet as. You can be feeling sweet as. Someone can apologise to you, and you can go sweet as, bro. Sweet as. Sweet as. Super Kiwi. It's so versatile. Something can be sweet as.

You can be feeling sweet as. Someone can apologise to you and you can go sweet as. Yeah. Yeah. True. Such a good one. I feel like it encapsulates our chill energy. I think so.

You know? I think so. Yeah. Yeah. Sweet. There was one more that I thought about. Elle, you had one. Yeah, Elle.

Was it yeah, nah? Oh, yeah, nah. Yeah, nah. Yeah, nah. Was it yeah, nah? Oh, yeah, nah. Yeah, nah. Yeah, nah. Yeah, nah, yeah. Eats? I feel like... Like if someone's all eats.

Eats. Oh. I haven't heard that one. Never heard of that. I haven't heard that one. Something else that I feel like is super Kiwi is Leshko. Yes. That's Kiwi.

Yes. That's Kiwi as. Absolutely. What is it? What is the best piece of Kiwi slang? In your opinion, let's put our own list together on 0800DIALZM or you can text it to 9696 with a definition. If you think it's a little bit out there,

can we get a definition on your text messages as well? Yeah, because if you don't think we'll know what it means, because don't be trying to make us say naughty things on the radio. We see you. Someone said Scroggins sounds like scrotum. It does sound a bit scrotum-ish, doesn't it? It does. A few texts coming in for

Stewart Island. People saying the fishing is mint. Yeah, nice. A lot of texts for Christchurch agreeing with what I said before. And then someone texted them to say the best place in New Zealand is the international airport to take you to Australia. Oh. That's a bit rough.

The departures lounge. Tress is here. Hi, Tress. Hi, Tress. Hi. What's the best place in New Zealand, Tress? I would have to say Whangamata. Oh, Whangamata is beautiful.

Yes. You sure you want to tell people about that? It's kind of like a special Coromandel secret, you know? Well, no, not really. Yeah, it's out there. I think the secret's out. Do you want any more Aucklanders down there, though, Tress, and Hamiltonians?

Sorry? Do you want any more of us in Whangamata? No, because we've moved out of there now, so... Oh, we're going to have your place then. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, shotgun. Shotgun. I'll come stay with you, Tris. Okay, thanks, Tris. We appreciate it. Jamie's here. Hi, Jamie.

Hi, Jamie. Hi, guys. How's it going? Good, thanks. What do you reckon? Best place in New Zealand? Well, I'm from Palmerston North originally

and I reckon Christchurch is the best place. Okay. Why not Palmerston North originally, and I reckon Christchurch is the best place. Okay. Why not Palmerston North, Jamie? Because it's just a crappy place to live, sorry. Nancy, you're from there. Wait, what age are you, Jamie? How old are you?

I'm 26. Okay, don't worry. You'll come back around. You'll appreciate Palmerston North. You'll be long in the green, green grass of the square in the middle of Palmerston North around the age of 35. You'll want to go to Porkchop Hill and reminisce. Nah, I'll stay in the Garden City, thanks.

Okay, thanks, Jamie. Christchurch is coming in strong. Tauranga, someone said. Mount Maunganui, Popamoa for sure. How can we not mention Queenstown and Wanaka? Yeah, yeah. You have to. When you're talking about the best places in New Zealand,

you have to mention them. They don't feel like New Zealand, though. They feel like a resort in a foreign country. They're just so strikingly beautiful and strange and full of shops that we can't afford to go into. There are very expensive shops there. Someone said the best place in New Zealand is Dirty Dunners. Everything is 10 minutes away.

Great views everywhere. Buildings with characters. Bars all in the central city. Amazing for a laid back life of fun. Somewhere, yeah, I mean, Dunners, very cold in the winter, but cool in the summertime. Like a really nice place to go in summer. Too cold for me in the winter. a night really nice place to go in summer too cold for

me in the winter but somewhere that i haven't been but i heard people like they just talk about it a lot i've always wanted to go is nelson oh yeah nelson's stunning nelson seems like such a cool place oh how have we not mentioned raglan raglan raglan nelson Nelson. Similar cultures in Raglan and Nelson. Quite hippie, surfy. It's a vibe there. Ha, hey. Yeah. Love that place. Yes.

Producer Ellie. I just want to say, we had Louise call up, but her line was too loud. But she wanted me to shout out Foxton Beach. Apparently that's a really nice place. Yeah. Foxton Beach. We gave you one of your worst experiences of your life in Foxton, and we took you to that windmill.

Oh, that's right. Ellie's got a fear of windmills, and we took her to New Zealand's experiences of your life in Foxton and we took you to that windmill. Oh, that's right. Ellie's got a fear of windmills and we took her to New Zealand's biggest functioning windmill in Foxton. But then we brightened your spirits by taking you to the Dutch Oven Cafe, which you loved. Yeah, Bree took me right there. You used the toilet at the Dutch Oven Cafe from memory. I did.

Bree and Clint. Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday Hokey. Our weekly singing battle, which I was absent for last week. Yes, you were. How did I go in my absence? We did that song that just played, Sabrina Carpenter, Please, Please, Please. It was very close.

Three, two. Two? Me. Oh, well done. Very close battle, though. Bree's choice this week She's gone With a club classic

Oh me Maybe one of the biggest Club songs of the Late 2000s Late 2000s I'd say It's Flo Rida And T-Pain The song is low

It has claimed A lot of millennials Lower backs In recent years, and I feel like it's going to claim our dignity today. Who has the best Flo Rida and T-Pain in them? That's what we're about to find out. If you've never heard Friday Oki before,

Bree and I spend 15 minutes each with a professional producer who makes us sound as good as possible. Once you've heard both renditions, we look for five votes on 0800 dial ZM to pick the winner. I heard a little bit of mine, like just after I recorded it this week. Yeah. And I instantly regretted

picking this song and I am dreading playing mine out. But, you know, as they say, you make your bed, you lie in it. And I'm about to do a whole lot of lying in my bed. Here comes Breeze.

Let me talk to him. Let me talk to him. Good luck. Let it rain. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Let me talk to him. Come on. Should he have them apple bottom jeans.

Boots with the fur. The whole club was looking at her. She hit the floor. Next thing you know, Shorty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low. In baggy sweatpants and the Reeboks with the straps. She turned around and gave that big booty a slap. She hit the floor. Next thing you know, Shorty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low. It is what it is. Had the energy. I like that.

I like that. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. That's the only bit I didn't understand was that bit. Well, I mean, I just went with. You did what you felt, right? Someone just messaged me. A friend of mine that I work with just messaged me

and goes, oh my god, this karaoke song. You nailed it though. Oh, okay. I'll take it. That's a great start. I'll take it. Thanks Georgina. Appreciate that. You can never be too judgmental in this segment until you've heard your own. So I reserve my judgment.

Okay. That's always a good idea. Right? It's a good idea to wait, listen to your own and then judge. That was Bree's flow rider. This is my flow rider. You can vote

after you've heard both. Okay? Let me talk to him. Let me talk to him. Let it rain. Let me talk to him let me talk to him let it rain let me talk to him come on you know Shoddy got low low low low low low low low Them baggy sweatpants and the Reeboks with the straps

She turned around and gave that big booty a slap She hit the floor She hit the floor Next thing you know Shoddy got low low low

low low low low low You think you got low enough? That was that was Trey Pakiha.

I think I might have it this week. Yours was definitely more interesting. That's not always a good thing. Mine was fine. I think yours had more... I've got to be more confident in this segment. You're always so confident and sure of yourself. I just need to start owning it.

I need to own what I've put out into the world. What about this? The backup singers in that were scrogging this week. Well, here's a fun fact. The backup singers were us this week. So, 0800 dial ZM. We're looking for five people to live vote

on Fridayoke and tell us who had the best Flo Rida and T-Pain low this afternoon. Someone said, all of a sudden Bree's grunting intro doesn't seem so bad. Jaden's going first. Hi, Jaden. Kia ora.

Hello, how are you? We're good, Jaden. Did you enjoy this week's Friday Oki? I don't know that enjoys the right word. No, it wasn't your guy's beastie fit.

That's fair. That's fair. That's all right. There has to be a winner and Bree, at the start, you sounded like a lawnmower having a seizure or a stroke. So by default

more than anything, Clint, well done. Oh, thank you. That's what I was going for actually. I've got to go now. Goodbye. Okay, thanks Jaden. It was actually a two-stroke Pee Wee 50 is what I was going for. Was it? Needs oil I reckon. I was actually a two-stroke Pee Wee 50 is what I was going for. Was it? Yeah. Needs oil, I reckon.

Yeah. I was going to say, by the way, these are so short this week that we should just play the whole thing out as the replay this week for whoever wins. Oh, God, I hope I don't win. No. You want to win? Which I don't think I'm going to, so it's okay. Heather and Francis are here.

Hi, Heather and Francis. G'day, guys. Hi. What did you guys think of our Flowrider T-Pain covers this week? Clint, yours was questionable. guys. Hi. What did you guys think of our Flowrider T-Pain covers this week? Um, uh, Clint, yours was

questionable. Okay. But Brie, you just sound like, you know, you're having an amazing time.

So, I'll vote, I'll vote for Brie. Thank you guys. I was having a great time until I heard it back. She got it on,

you got it on energy. I'll take it. You got it on vibe. That's usually the only time I do get it, so I'll take it. Big Shaq's here. Hi, Shaq. Hi, Shaq Attack. What?

Hi. Hi. What did you think about our low? Honestly, I think Bree sounded calling. Sounded what? She sounded calling. She found your calling. I found my calling.

I thought you said Brie sounded appalling for a second, but you said she found her calling. Could have went either way. No, no, no. So my phone's going for Miranda Sings today. I'll take that, Shaker Tech. Miranda Sings. Appreciate you.

Thanks, Shaker Tech. We appreciate it. 2-1 to Brie. Let's go to Charlotte. I know 800 dials at him. Hi, Charlotte. G'day, Char. Hi. Hi, it. 2-1 to Bree. Let's go to Charlotte. I know 800 dials at him. Hi, Charlotte. G'day, Char. Hi.

Hi, guys. What do you reckon, Char? Any feedback, pointers for us this week? I don't know. I think Clint had good harmony, actually. Okay. Yep. I mean, I did.

I heard that. I heard the harmony. Yeah. Yeah, it was great. So are you giving me the vote or are you going to give it to Bree? No, I'm giving it to you. Sorry, Bree. No, that's all it to you. Sorry, Brie. No, that's all right, Charlotte.

I hear what you're saying. You've sent us to a split vote. This is the decider and it goes to Mitchell. Kia ora, Mitchell. G'day, Mitchell. Hi. How old are you, Mitchell? I'm 10.

10 years old. All right, 10 years old. A lot of responsibility, this. So much power. You're going to decide the winner of Friday Okie this week. You're going to break someone's heart. Who's it going to be? Who are you voting for?

It was very close, but I'm going to say Brie. She's got it. Thank you, Mitchell. She's got it. Love you. No, we don't know. No. Fire up the lawnmower, everybody.

Let me talk to him. Let it rain. Let me talk to him. Come on. it rain. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Let me talk to him. Come on. Shorty had them apple bottom jeans. Jeans. Boots with the fur. With the fur.

The whole club was looking at her. She hit the floor. She hit the floor. Next thing you know, Shorty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low. In baggy sweatpants and the Reeboks with the straps. With the straps. Just around and gave that big booty a slap. Hey.

She hit the blow. She hit the blow. Next thing you know, shorty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low. It doesn't age like a fine wine. It gets worse the second time around. But I appreciate all your votes, and we appreciate you putting up with Friday Oki each week. Like a big bottle of Coke.

Slightly worse every time you open it. It's got less fizz. Less fizz. And it's way more flat. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Oh, I love to my birthday. It's a birthday thing.

Oh, jeez. Let's do a birthday banger for you Friday. Number one song's When You Turn 16. Jade's going first. Hi, Jade. Happy Friday. G'day, Jade. Hi.

How are you? Good, thanks. What are you up to for your weekend, Jade? I'm going up to my partner's sister and her husband. They just bought a house, so they're doing a housewarming. Ooh, fun. That's exciting. I love a housewarming. Ooh, fun. That's exciting. I love a housewarming.

Okay, well, you're here to do birthday bang. What's your DOB? 23rd of September, 2003. Right, that means you were 16 in 2019. And on your 16th birthday, Jade, this was number one. Why I'm being great till they gotta be great. Don't text me, tell this place in my face. Global hit for Lizzo. number one. Global hit for Lizzo.

Truth hurts. Her first hit, eh? Yeah. What do you reckon, Jade? Do you like Lizzo? As an absolute... Oh, she dropped out of the... Are you still there, Jade? Jade.

I reckon she was going to say it's an absolute banger. We can only assume. Or. Absolute stinker. Absolute stinker. We'll never know. Let's go to Tony and do a birthday banger. Hi, Tony.

Hi, Tony. Hey, guys. How are you guys today? Good, thanks. We heard it was your birthday yesterday. Yes, it was. I didn't get a chance to go through it, unfortunately, but I got through today. Well, welcome.

That's the main thing. What did you get for your birthday, Tony? I got a few gift cards and whatnot. Yeah, no, it was a pretty good day yesterday. Good stuff. How good. Well, let's make today good as well. What is your year of birth?

So, birthday is 18 July 1992. All right. That means you were 16 in 2008. So, yesterday in 2008, this was number one. Girl, you got me singing with some melody. You're always on my mind. Tiki Tane's biggest hits. Girl, you got me singing.

Always on my mind. What do you reckon, Tony? Yeah, I think it's a big tune, you know. It's big back in the day. You know how it goes? Yeah, totally. It's got vibes about it for sure. Very Kiwi.

We're going to do one more for Jordan. Hi, Jordan. Hi, Jordan. Hi. What are you up to for your weekend, Jordan? Just doing some renos, but my boys are a little obsessed, so they just wanted me to say first-time caller.

Oh, wait a second. Wait. But are you a first-time caller? I am. Let's go, baby. For a Friday. What are the boys' names? Xavier and Maddox. Hey, Xavier and boys' names? Xavier and Maddox.

Xavier and Maddox, such cool names as well. Thanks for pushing mum into this. We appreciate it. Let's do your birthday banger, Jordan. April 29th, 1993. All right, that means you were 16 in 2009. And on your 16th birthday, this was at the top. Oh, it's the collab.

We didn't know we all needed. What a ripper. I freaking love this song, eh? You'd be into this, wouldn't you, Jordan? I love that song. It's a bop, Jordan. It's the standout. It's the winner for me by a long shot.

Me too. You've won today Jordan Oh amazing Maddox and Xavier Celebrate boys Mum's won Oh they'll be over the moon Have a great weekend guys Thanks for listening to ZM

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Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye I have a serious question which sounds like I'm being silly, but I'm not, I promise. Do you think I could have a form of face blindness? I don't even really know what face blindness is. I just googled it to get a definition. It says face blindness is a cognitive disorder of face perception in which the ability to recognise familiar faces

including one's own face is impaired while other aspects of visual processing and intellectual function remain intact. Do you ever not recognise yourself? No, I don't. I was going to say, I'm pretty sure. But could I have like a mild case of face blindness?

I know, that's why it sounds silly. I just have the worst time recalling people and faces and it's stressful. And I've decided this year that I'm not going to do that thing anymore where I pretend and I pretend that I know you or recognise you. Yeah. Because everyone thinks they can bluff their way through it like, oh my God, hey, so good to see you.

We've all done it. And then you don't know their name, but you're with someone that you know and you're like, have you met Bree? So that they'll say their name. And then a good friend will know, hi, I'm Bree. So then they say, hi, I'm such and such. Everybody knows that. That's the rule. And everybody knows you don't remember their name. will know, hi, I'm Bree. So then they say, hi, I'm such and such. Everybody knows that.

That's the rule. And everybody knows you don't remember their name. There's this one interaction that I had in the last couple of weeks. I went to a rugby game and there was someone waving to me. And I did that thing where you look behind you because I was like, I don't know that person. They must be waving to someone behind me. And you're like, I don't want to awkwardly wave and then it is someone behind me because how embarrassing would that be?

I've done that before. Yeah. It's so embarrassing. I look behind me, no one there. I look back, they keep waving. And I do that thing where you point at yourself and you mouth, me? Me? And then they went kind of like, oh.

And I heard them go, of course you don't remember me. You never remember me. And that made it even worse. Like, this wasn't the first time. How many times have you forgotten this person? Anyway, I think I saw them again last night. And did they do the same thing? And you forgot them again?

Well, I can't forget someone who I can't remember. Why didn't you ask who they were the last time it happened? Because we locked eyes across the room and they just did the thing where they tilted their head to the side in a disapproving way like know who I am yet? And I don't. I genuinely don't.

And I know it sounds rude but I don't. Oh my god. I know what's happened. But I know that if they come over to me and they go I am so and so we met at this thing it'll click. What if? What if you hooked up with her back in the day?

What if you indoor gardened with her? Oh, no, get real. Well, it's a possibility. And then you've forgotten her. Then she has a right to be upset. I wouldn't have forgotten her. I wouldn't have forgotten her. Are you sure?

Unless she looks drastically different. Well, I mean, how long have you been with your wife for? You've been with her for a long time. Over a decade. That's what I mean. So it's been a while. Yeah. I'm just saying.

Would then that not be my fault though? Like if the person looks drastically different, that wouldn't be my fault, would it? Nah, that's still your fault. They would have had to. Well, am I meant to recognise their pheromones or something? They would have had to drastically have changed. Like you haven't just kissed them.

Like, you know. Okay, can I just say you're off down a weird hypothetical, by the way. I hope she's listening and she texts through and she's like, that's the reason and that's why I was so upset at him. We shared a beautiful moment together. I really hope that that's not. It won't be that. No, it won't be that.

You've gone off on down the weirdest possible. It won't be that. I'm trying to find out if I have a mild cognitive disorder. And I'm trying to find out. And you're saying that I don't remember people that I've slept with. Some friend you are. I could be right though. There is a small chance.

People are like, when you meet someone, you have to say their name three times so that it lodges in their brain or you have to relate their name to it. And they go, hi, I'm Christy. And you go, Christy, Krusty, Krusty Crab. No, no, no, no, no. Krusty Crab, Christy. No, that's a crappy way to do it. I'll tell you my way, which is similar to that,

but it's the best way. Okay. So let's say you meet someone named Christy. Yeah. Then as soon as you meet them, you think about a Christy in your life. A famous one. Or a famous one.

Yeah. Or a Christy that you know super well. Christy the clown. Yeah, yeah. Or something like that. Yeah. And you relate it to that? I'd see them again and I'd go, oh, my God, Christy.

Oh, no. Yeah, that's a good idea too. And then she'd be real upset if she was someone that you indoor gardened with. You called her that. But I don't forget people. I just don't recognise people. I feel like that's the problem. So I could remember this person's name and the time that I met them,

but I feel like when I see them, I wouldn't recall them, I feel like is the issue. Sounds like the same thing. I swear it's different. But just to clarify, do you remember this girl at all? No, not a scratch. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

So it's not just her face? No, no, no, no, no, that's not true. There's a thing about her which is mildly familiar. Yeah, it's probably the last time you forgot her. Bree and Clint. Do we know who Warren Buffett is? Yeah, I know who Warren Buffett is. Warren Buffett, he's an American businessman,

very famous philanthropist. Massive stock market investor. Yeah, big deal. He's like the godfather of investing. Exactly. Yeah, yeah. That's what he's known for. I read this story recently where he was talking about how he received a McDonald's gold card.

Warren Buffett has a McDonald's gold card. Warren Buffett was talking about it. Yeah. And he was discussing how his McDonald's gold card was only good in a certain area. So it wasn't like he could use it anywhere around America or anywhere around the world. Okay. But then he also let loose that he knows someone who does have a McDonald's

gold card where it is like good around the world. You can use it at any McDonald's. Really? Anywhere in the world. Who's that? Who do you reckon that person would be? Michael Jordan. Oh, that's a good one.

I'm trying to think of people who might have had something to do with McDonald's like in the 90s or the 2000s. Like a big deal. Justin Timberlake for the ba-da-ba-ba-ba, I'm loving it. You'd think so, eh? Yeah. No, it's Bill Gates. Oh.

Bill Gates apparently has a McDonald's gold card. And it got me thinking because obviously, you know, this Warren Buffett guy is saying, oh, I've got this card that gives me free McDonald's for life and Bill Gates has one. He can use it anywhere in the world. Do you think it actually exists? The gold card?

Yes. Because it's not just McDonald's that does it. There's all places. Yes, I think it does exist, but whether or not McDonald's would recognise it would be another thing. Like if you've just started at McDonald's and Bill Gates walks in, like... Hopefully you recognise Bill Gates. Hopefully.

Also, Bill, buy your own damn McDonald's. You know, there was a... You're so rich. You don't need it. Just Google his network. He's worth $135 billion. Why does he need free McDonald's for life? Exactly.

You know? I do believe that it exists because there was a time when I had a card quite similar to this. Not global, but a very... Local. Yeah. Auckland. A very popular fast food restaurant. We won't name them.

We've got sponsors on this show. But let's just say a very popular fast food restaurant. Okay. Gave me and all the other radio announcers on this radio station a card which said we could get free food from this restaurant. Those were the days, eh? Whatever we wanted.

Like, go in there, whatever we wanted. Well, it didn't have an end date on it. It was sort of open-ended. It just existed. So forever, as far as you were concerned? As far as we knew, yeah, until it went out of business or whatever. God, they were the days of radio, weren't they? There's one person on the radio station.

Yeah. Who abused the privileges so badly that we all lost our gold card. All of us lost our gold card. How badly? They were going in every single night and getting dinner. Every night? And getting enough that they had leftovers for lunch the next day. Oh, nah.

Oh, I'm ropeable. I am fuming for you. When I tell you this person was public enemy number one for about 12 months. I don't reckon you can recover from that. I would have been so dirty at that person. It was about 10 years ago, and I think they may have only just recovered. I don't hold grudges. I'm not a big person

on holding grudges but I would still be holding a grudge to this day. Their defence was they said free. Yeah, but for frick's sake.

Use your brain. Be a bit sensible about it. Use your bloody brain. Are you still dirty? Tell the truth. No. No, because the... Why? You are? Tell the truth. No. No, because the... Why?

You are. Tell the truth. I'm still talking about it, aren't I? I would be. I'll come out and say it. I'd still be filthy. Do you work in one of these restaurants and do these cards exist?

I'd love to know if you could text us on 9696. I know for a fact. Remember Ed Sheeran? Because he's a massive fan of Nando's, Ed Sheeran? Yeah. And he always talks about the Nando's black card. Yeah, that's what I had. Oh.

That's what I had. The infamous black card. Yeah, so. Hey, KFC, if you're listening. Yeah. Do you guys have one? You have a red card? Yeah, it'd be the red card.

Yeah. The Colonel's card. Do you have a Colonel's? The the red card. The Colonel's card. Do you have a Colonel's The Colonel's card. Could we borrow it? Does anyone out there, do you know if KFC has one of these cards? And it's the weekend

now. The weekend, baby! The Waz kick off in about 12 hours. Yeah, 12 hours. 10 o'clock tonight. 10 o'clock kickoff. That's BS, man. We sound old, don't we?

We do. But I'm just, you know, I feel like the Warriors, the Waz, they're a part of the competition. So you should think about the kickoff time in terms of their fans being able to watch the game. It's all the way over in Canberra. That's why 10 o'clock coverage on Sky Sport 9 with the ACC if you want the spicy commentary. It's a must win, isn't it?

It is a must win. They need to win five out of their last seven games if they want to make the playoffs. It's doable. It is doable. Yeah. And from a badly timed game to a really well timed game, the All Blacks are on at 2.30 tomorrow afternoon. Oh, that's a beautifully timed game.

In San Diego. San Diego. A Wales. You know what? The All Blacks are literally playing inside that Wales this weekend against Fiji. So go well, have a great weekend, everybody, and we'll catch you back tomorrow. Bye-bye. Play.

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