ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 19th June 2023

Episode Date: June 19, 2023

A massive surprise for Bree. Fights over money. What people did while WFH. 3 hours in Bree's bathroom. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Cutty everybody, welcome to a brand new week of the Brie and Clint show. I've got a question I need you to be honest with me. Yeah. Do you think I could take down a wall? Like a wall, like in our house? Do you reckon I could take out a wall? Do you wall? Like in our house? Do you reckon I could take out a wall? Do you want just my real blunt answer? Yeah. No. But what if I knew? I would be worried.

What if I knew it wasn't a load-bearing wall? You know? What if I knew? Okay, even if you knew that, do you know how to cut the circuit breaker to all of that part of the wall in case there's a running electrical feed in it? I know where the off switch is, yeah. Whoa. I think get a professional to help you. We want to do some renos, but there's a cost of living crisis. I just got a quote to get some work done and it's so much bigger than I thought it was going to be. Yeah.

So I'm like, well, time to roll up those DIY sleeves. And you know what they say, DIY is in our DNA. Well, there won't be a cost of living crisis if you're not living anymore. Please do not smash into a wall if you don't know what you're doing. And don't watch YouTube. I've just YouTubed how to take down a wall.

Like when I think of you, I don't think DIY handyman. But you've got to start somewhere. You have to start somewhere. I think of a guy... Even Pete Wolf came from the block. There was a time where he had never swung a hammer, you know, so you've got to start somewhere. And maybe not going into a wall,

maybe not taking down a wall should be your first thing. But hey, you let me know how it goes. Yeah, okay. Watch this space. Bree and Clint, today on the show, we're going to kick things off with Tradie vs. Lady. A brand new round to start, a brand new week.

The Tradies have staged a very slight comeback, but the Ladies are still comfortably like eight points ahead. Yeah, still well in front, but things can change. If you want to win that $50 cash, thanks to our mates at KFC, call now. 0800 dial ZM. And we'll see who can take the crown today. And if you are a tradie, what's the key

thing I need to know about taking out a war? It can't be that hard. I think there's a few more than one key point. Time for Tradie vs Lady. It's Tradie vs. Lady. It's Tradie vs.

Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Here we are, Tradie vs. Lady for

another week. Score update for you guys. The Tradies are on 47 wins for the year. The Ladies

are on 55. It's me, our Lady first. She's calling from Tauranga. She is 23 and has family members all around the world. Welcome to the show, Amy.

G'day, Amy. Where are we talking? What parts? Honestly, pretty much everywhere, like Africa, Italy, Greece, Switzerland, Australia, New Zealand. Oh, you've got a couch anywhere you go. You'll never have to pay for accommodation. Yeah, pretty much. How come you're so spread out? How come you've got a couch anywhere you go. You'll never have to pay for accommodation. Yeah, pretty much. How come

you're so spread out? How come you've got so many rallies? Well, my family came from Zimbabwe, so sort of everyone got out of there wherever they could. Yeah. And my partner's Italian, so theirs is sort of all over Europe. Beautiful

mix, Amy. The Italian stallion. You're taking on our tradies today. They're from Hamilton. They're 38 and they tore their calf muscle two weeks ago. Welcome to the show, Josh. G'day, Josh. How'd you tore your calf muscle, mate? Just the usual suspects, playing squash. Hey, Josh, what's your trade? What do you do? I'm a stonemason, so yeah, it's kind of hard sort of knocking stones about at the moment.

I bet. You couldn't take a wall down for me? If it's a stone wall, yeah, I could. Your buzzer is tradie. Amy, your buzzer is lady. First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck, guys. Here we go, guys.

Question number one. Which two teams will face off in the Super Rugby final? Yes, Josh. Chiefs Crusaders. It is the Chiefs Crusaders. The Crusaders got up on the weekend. It was good to see. Question number two.

Who sings this song? Yes, Josh. Killers? It is the Killers? It is the Killers Two to the tradies You need this one here, Amy To stay in it Question number three What species of fish

Is the cartoon character Nemo? Trady Yes, Josh For the win Clownfish It is a clownfish I take back everything I ever said about Clown fish. It is a clown fish. I take back everything I ever said about stonemasons.

Josh, you absolutely smashed that. Well done. Congratulations. I don't, mate. Head full of rocks, Josh. Head full of rocks. Good rocks. Good ones, obviously.

50 bucks. Cash coming your way thanks to KFC. Well done. Thank you. See you, Joshy. Bree and Clint. Okay, I said I've got a surprise for you. We have a surprise for you, and we do, okay? This has been a long time coming because it is very hard to keep secrets.

From you. And from you. It's hard to keep secrets in radio. Yeah, it is. Because, I mean, it's just very difficult because you're always on edge. And this has been something I reckon I caught wind that something was happening like three months ago. Yeah. I still have no idea what it's about.

No. But I knew that there was secret conversations happening and it's been going. She's so suspicious. Oh, my God. She's so suspicious. It's been going on for ages. Can you just calm your farm? I'm actually excited to find out finally what this is about.

Good. Okay. Brie, you are an Australian who has lived here for a long time now. I have. You have. Yeah. Next week will mark five years of us being on the radio together. I know.

Pretty amazing. Next week is our five-year anniversary. Is it next week? Next week is the five-year anniversary. Is it next week? Next week is the five-year anniversary of the Brian Clint Show. Oh, my God. I can't. I didn't even, because you told me to block out next week. I didn't even pick up on that was our five-year anniversary.

I'm glad you didn't pick up on that. Coincidentally, five years is how long you need to live in New Zealand to qualify for citizenship. It's a five-year... Five? You have to be living in the country permanently for five years before you can even be considered for citizenship.

Okay. So next year, next week, sorry, from Monday, we have something special planned for you, and we've had this little thing made up. Brie Thomasel. Honorary Kiwi. Next week you will compete in a series of challenges across the week to

qualify for honorary citizenship. Because we can't dish out the real thing. We're not like that qualified. You're not the Prime Minister. But if you complete these challenges we will all consider you an honorary Kiwi. I love this. There will be

a ceremony held at the end of the week at Auckland's Lula Inn down at the waterfront, which everybody listening to this is invited to. But that only happens, you only get that party and that presentation ceremony if you complete all four challenges. Okay, that will

be happening across the week. You know what's so funny is I literally had a conversation with my partner a couple of weeks ago about getting a tattoo for New Zealand. Right, okay. Because of how much this country feels like my home and how much this country has given to me. Wow, you'll be excited for the tattoo challenge then. Is there actually one?

No, we thought about it, but we thought you wouldn't be up for a tattoo. I have been thinking about, and I've been thinking about getting a Silver Fern tattoo. Yeah. Yeah. What about Richie McCaw's initials? From Monday, we'll kick off the four challenges, one a day. And if you do them all I'm excited

we party on the Friday we're going to reveal all four of those challenges to you this week across the week one by one and I thought

do you want to do you want to pull one of them today I have all four challenges and four envelopes in front of me right now do I have to do them in order no you can pull

anyone you want one two three or four what one do you recommend um What do you think would be the best one to kick it off? One of the middle ones, I reckon. Okay. My gut says this one. Yeah. Okay. Okay, you open that up. That will be one of your challenges. Not necessarily the first challenge, but it will be one of your challenges next week, okay? Okay. To qualify for honorary citizenship you need to...

Are you shitting me? Are you joking? It says perform the New Zealand National Anthem at Eden Park. It's booked. It's booked? It's booked. You can't just show up to Eden Park. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Is it just like an empty stadium? You'll be in Eden Park. We can't give you any details. You'll be in Eden Park to perform the national anthem. The English and Maori version, of course. Our national stadium. You want to qualify

for citizenship, you've got to know the goddamn anthem. Mate. You prick. Yeah. That's challenge number one. There are three more challenges which we will reveal across the week this week. Well, I mean, the first one's just so easy.

So, I mean, you're going to have to step it up a notch, don't you think? You can join us. Oh, that's my worst nightmare, guys. My worst nightmare. You can come party with us next Friday at the Lula Inn in Auckland to celebrate Bree's honorary citizenship if she completes

all four challenges. Which I believe you will. I believe you will. How would I not complete them? Well, if you back out of one of them. If you decide not to do one of them. If you fail at one of them. But I don't think you will. I think you're going to smash this. I think you're going to... Well, it means a lot to me

to be an honorary Kiwi. Yeah. So you best believe it's going to take a lot for me to back down. Did you want to do an impromptu performance now? No. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. Absolutely not.

You've got a week to practice. I hope you guys have a vocal coach ready to go. Brian Clint. Here's Morgan Wallen. I'm going to embarrass myself, I know it. Brian Clint. Guys, a bit of a situation for these two friends. Let me give you the details and then we can discuss, okay?

So one woman said she was given a really nice work perk for herself and a plus one for an all expenses paid trip. Okay. Okay? Yeah. It was a work perk. And she can take anyone she wants. And she can take anyone she wants. She doesn't have to take a work mate. All exclusively paid trip. She can Okay? Yep. It was a work perk. And she can take anyone she wants. And she can take anyone she wants. She doesn't have to take a work mate. All exclusively

paid trip. She can take whoever she wants. Cool. It included a hotel, all food and drinks, entertainment and I believe it was worth about 800 bucks per person. Dream. Okay. She decided she would take

this particular friend of hers. She asked, do you want to go on this all expenses paid trip? And the friend was like, absolutely. That sounds amazing. Anyway, the friend drove them to where they were going on this trip. So it doesn't mean much to me, but she drove them from Bristol to London. Anyway, they went on this trip, had an amazing time and then drove them home. They get home and she receives the text from the friend she invited on the trip. On the all expenses paid trip. On the all expenses paid trip saying, hey, can you transfer me this much money?

That's your half of the petrol money. Ooh, controversial. Anyway, the friend that had invited her on this all expenses paid trip has kind of... Kicked off? Kicked off. Yeah. And then it's ended in a bit of a fight.

Oh, no. Weird that all the expenses were paid except for some petrol money to get there, first of all, on this trip. But that's by the by. Let's put that to the side. Can you kind of see where the one who drove the car is coming from?

Because the other friend didn't pay for anything. So? So she could't pay for anything. The other friend didn't pay for anything. So? So she could have chosen someone else. She could have easily chosen. Did she say to her up front, hey, do you want to come on this trip? It's all expenses paid. All it's going to cost you is the petrol. Did she say?

No. I think you're in the wrong, mate. I think the friend who's been invited on a lovely trip that she could have easily not gone on, you pay the petrol. Like you pay for the petrol. It's not a big deal. You're being cheap. I want to know how much the petrol was. Claudia, can you Google how far it is from Bristol to London?

I'm pretty sure because it says here that it was 20 pounds, so it would have been about $ for the friend's half so it was about 80 in petrol i know you can take that on the chin you take it on the chin like if that was me and i invited a friend and then they turned around and did that i'd be like sweet i'm never inviting you on anything again yeah Yeah. But you'd probably just pay it, though, and just go, all right, sweet. Yeah, I would. Here's your $40. I know not to take you on this trip.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Doesn't it show how relationships can be strained when money – 100%. When people are on different money expectation planes of whatever it is. Money. When you put money in the situation, it can add a layer of difficulty. Money makes things real ick.

Yeah. Like it just does because you're right. Because people all have their own feelings or their own thoughts about money and how much things cost. And people get paid different amounts of money. They're at different stages of their life. So it causes issues. Some people are in the we'll deal with it later situation.

Yes. Others are in the I need to know up front exactly what I'm going to have to pay for, Kemp. You know, there's nothing I despise more than if you go out for a meal, especially like, you know, something that's great about New Zealand and something I love about this country is that most places will just split the bill. They don't care if you're splitting the bill that most places will just split the bill. They don't care if you're splitting the bill.

They'll let you split the bill. Yeah, like it's not a big deal. Like everyone, if you want to split the bill, that's all good. In Australia. They don't do it, eh? They don't let you bloody split the bill. It's the biggest hassle in the world and they charge you for it. And one person has to pay for the whole thing and then go around

and get payment from everybody afterwards. Yeah, so this is like. hate being the person that pays the whole thing. Not because it's, you know, it's only because the people you have to chase. Because you've become the debt collector. I never want to be the person that's getting chased. You want to do it up front, you know. How embarrassing. Let's talk to some people this afternoon who ended up having a fight with a friend or a partner or a family member because of money.

It could have been a large amount of money or it could have been a really inconsequentially small amount of money, but it was still enough to cause a bit of a rift and an argument. Remember Karen and that $20? Oh, yeah. Still hasn't got that $20 back. And she offered 20 effing whacks in return for it. Yeah, you know. What was the fight you had over and it was to do with money?

0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. You can remain anonymous. Bree and Clint. Oh, some of these stories just make me feel... Tense. Sad. Yeah. It's really sad how many fights start over money, but so many do. And we've asked you to call this afternoon 0800DIALZM.

What was the fight that was over money? A few texts coming through. One person said, my mum was going through a rough patch and I offered for her to use my car for a year for free. Okay. All she had to do was pay for insurance and the WAF, et cetera. She didn't and I ended up with a huge bill. She didn't even get a WAF for the car that she was borrowing. Not ideal, hey.

You shouldn't have to explain to mum how to get a WAF. That's her job. Yes. Someone else said, as a student, my allowance at the time was less than $300 a week. I lent a friend close to $350 to help feed her kids gas money in hard times. I've been promised it for over four years to be paid back. Friend has since disappeared with no contact, which is sad. I love those kids and would have happily wiped any debt

to watch them grow up. That's heartbreakingly sad. That's so heartbreaking. Over $350. Someone said me and a flatmate when we were young students had an argument for a few days over whose bottle of $3 mayonnaise it was in the fridge. I totally get it.

Mayonnaise is a hot commodity. Was that Kewpie mayonnaise? Because that suffers fire. It is so expensive, yeah. Rebecca's here. Hi, Rebecca. Hi, Rebecca. Hi.

Tell us, Bec, what was the fight you had over money? So my friend was moving houses, and this was about eight years ago now, and she had this beautiful beautiful wood resin table absolutely stunning, very jealous of it and she didn't have enough room in her new place to put it so she offered it to me and I made it very clear that I didn't have any

money to pay for this and she said no it's a present from us don't worry. Oh lovely. Lovely. Four years later she asked for it back or a thousand dollars and we're no longer friends anymore. Oh, lovely. Yeah. Lovely. Four years later, she asked for it back or $1,000. And we're no longer friends anymore. You're joking me. She said, give me my table back or give me $1,000 four years after the fact.

Did you still have the table? Yep, I still got the table eight years later. Oh, no, you've still got it now. Right. Yeah, me in condition. Absolutely love it. Rebecca, because obviously there was four years that passed. Had you guys kind of drifted apart or was there a falling out or not really?

She just turned around one day out of the blue and said, I want the table or give me $1,000. It was completely out of the blue. She was bridesmaid at my wedding. She's godmother to my four children. Oh, Beck. And then all of a sudden she wanted it back. And I said, well, you gifted it.

You can't, you know, take it back. And that was that. Does it make you sad, Bec? A little bit. A little bit. You know, we had a good friendship, but obviously. But at least you've got a beautiful table, you know. And we've got a beautiful table at the end of it for free.

Thanks, Rebecca. We appreciate the call. Yeah, thanks, Beck. That makes me sad. Someone said, my fiance had an affair. So we split up and we called off the wedding, which I had paid for, by the way. My fiance asked for the ring back because in his words,

he could have used the money on DJ equipment. Oh, my God. In brackets, never marry a DJ, folks. I hope they kept the ring. And they would have said, here, you can have this glimpse of the ring. What about this one? I lost my best friend over 12 years over pink tickets. I purchased them for her birthday and found the accommodation.

She just had to sort out the fuel. I even shouted her breakfast and drinks at the concert. We no longer talk. Because she didn't pay you back? For the fuel maybe. That's so sad. Like 12 years of friendship. Over pink tickets. Over pink tickets.

Someone else said, my friend still owes me $580. She has owed it to me for four years and still claims not to owe me anything. She said she needed it, but she spent it on things that are junk. Oh, this one's the worst one. This one is probably the worst one. Someone said, when my dad died, I found out he had a $75,000 loan. Turns out he gave it to my sister to build her house and start a business. She never repaid it and I was forced to. Dad was just trying to set up his daughter,

in brackets, well one of his daughters, and when he died she felt she didn't have to pay it. The debt needs to be paid. It doesn't just vanish because he's died. Completely changed our relationship forever. She got the benefits of the 75 grand and the other sister had to pay the loan back. And then the sister, as soon as the dad died, she's gone, oh, well, he's died. I'm not paying it back.

Well, don't pay the loan then, other sister. Let them go and repossess the other sister's stuff. Well, yeah, I mean. That's where the money is. Oh, that's rough, hey? So much drama. The moral of the story, this is what we're learning here, everybody. Don't

ever lend money to anybody. Don't lend money. It can end real bad. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean,

look, if you're a fan of the Kardashians and you watch the show, something you will know is that Kourtney and Travis Barker have been trying to get pregnant for the last couple of years. And big news over the weekend, she announced to him during a concert that she was, but there's a tiny little old school reference in there. What was it, Dean? There is.

So if you watched it, like everyone's been talking about this, when she held up a sign that said, Travis, I'm pregnant, it actually reminds us of a music video that they had for, back in 1999 called All The Small Things, where in the same music video, someone holds up a sign like that. And I think at the time, I think he hugs her or something.

They use it. It was so priceless that they actually use it in their music video. And then Courtney decided to recreate it. So I'll set the scene. She's in the front of the crowd. She's in the VIP area right at the front, holds up this sign, Travis, I'm pregnant. He sees it, runs off stage, hugs her.

They make out because they make out. The drop of a heart. Any given opportunity, they make it out. And then, you know, they live happily ever after. But it's a super cool way to announce it and such a nod to their music video. Do we believe that it was a surprise to him? Absolutely not. No.

No. Right? No. Sorry to spoil the illusion, but that was for the gram that moment, wasn't it? Yeah, and great idea and it's cute and I love it, but as if that was the first time he found out. There's no way. There's no way, eh?

Nah. Because she wouldn't be announcing it unless she was quite a far way down the track of her pregnancy. They've produced one of the highest performing reality TV shows for the past however many years. Do you think it was genuine? No, it wasn't. So what is genuine?

Like when do you – they said that for the TV show, eh? Yes, yeah, yeah. Is that not even genuine? Nah, I do think there is. I think there is genuine parts on the show. Maybe back in the day, like if you watch old seasons, it's all crafted, whereas I think these days there is a bit more stuff that I do think is real, but old seasons, it's all crafted. Whereas I think these days there is a bit more stuff that I do think

is real, but a lot of it's still crafted. For long. I can tell you one fact I know about the show The Kardashians, right? So it goes through about three or four rounds of approvals every episode. And Kim, Kourtney, Khloe and Kris all sign off on it. Yeah, because they're all

executive producers on the show. Yeah. You know when you watch like Selling Suns or whatever, those people don't see the show until it airs. The Kardashians sign off and they go through three or four rounds of editing. It's very approved. Even the parts that make them look bad, in inverted commas, is approved four times.

Yeah. It is polished AS. Well, there you go. That's the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Brie and Clint. A big surprise for Brie after 5 o'clock. After birthday banger.

It's afternoon, actually. Guys, I don't like surprises. That moan, that groan, like I said to you. It's never a good surprise. It leads you to practice gratitude. The last time you said you had a surprise, you played my horrible Rita Ora impression to the real Rita Ora. And then the last surprise before that one,

you made me drink two litres of milk and I'm lactose intolerant. You're so glass half empty. No, I wasn't. I introduced you to Rita Ora and I got you two litres of free milk. You got it from the work fridge. It wasn't even the nice milk. You didn't pay for it. Neither did you.

Yeah, you got nothing on that, do you? You're always keeping tabs. You're always running an account. And it was nearly off. It was like one day from being off. Anyway, let's move on. I'm excited for this surprise. Maybe this one will be...

5.15. Maybe this will be a good one. 5.15. I've still got a little bit of hope. Not much, but a little bit. Hey, producer Claude... No, cancel the surprise. Tell Channing Tatum not to come in. Okay? As if. Claude, cancel it. Tell him not to come in. You've ruined it for a year. If Channing Tatum's coming in... We're turning the car

around and we're going home. And you let me come to work in a hoodie and beanie and Channing was coming in today. Oh, you'd be on my list. Yeah, but how surprised would you be? I don't care. I want to put on my best civvies. Your what?

My best civvies. Civvies? Yeah, my best civilian clothes. Oh, right. Yeah, civvies. Do you guys not say that? I say that. It's like mufti, right?

Yeah, mufti. Civvies. Anyway, hey, Claude, I just had a thought for this next thing we're about to talk about can you get me uh fifth harmony's work from home please uh because this is quite confronting these statistics clint so there's a study or a survey that's been done where they've asked a thousand people in the US that work from home a bunch of different questions where they want honest answers. Yeah, real stigma around people who work from home now, eh? In a post-COVID world.

Yes. We used to be heroes. We're not asking them to work from home. What do you think the stigma is? That you're lazy and that you are like not actually working. Slacking off. Yeah. You're just shaking the mouse on your teams every 15 minutes to make it look like not actually working. Slacking off. Yeah. Okay.

You're just shaking the mouse on your teams every 15 minutes to make it look like you're there. That's on here. Yeah. That is on here. So the New York Post reported that 10.5% of multitaskers confess to a noona during work hours. Do you know what that is?

No. An afternoon nap. Oh, a noona. A noona during work hours. Do you know what that is? No. An afternoon nap. Oh, a noona. A noona. And 11.8% admitted to drinking on company time. Oh, that's just the ones that admit to it. Yeah. The number of people who would be-

That seems quite low. That seems quite low, that number. Yeah, that seems really low. Doesn't it? Yeah. Do you have that work from home sting? Hey, Clint, can you hit me with the work from home sting every time I give you a stat?

Yeah, sure. Okay, sweet. So let's practice. 11.8% admitted to drinking on company time. But let's go through. Oh, it's quite long, yep. I'll make it shorter. Yeah, let's go through... Oh, it's quite long, yep. I'll make it shorter. Let's go through to the next one.

71.6% of people revealed that they did household chores during their 9 to 5. Of course you would. That's a high percent, eh? 37.4% admitted that they run errands on work time. I would. I would. You would? Yeah.

Go to the grocery store. Yeah. What else? I wouldn't feel bad about it either. Pay some bills. Because I'd be managing my own time, you know? As long as you were getting your work done. I could start a bit earlier.

I could work a bit later. I wouldn't, but I could. So I wouldn't feel bad about any of that. I wouldn't. 24% said they had power naps and 23% admitted to going to the doctor during work hours. Okay. I don't think you should feel bad about going to the doctor during work hours. Okay. I don't think you should feel bad about going to the doctor. Yeah, if you need to go to the doctor.

The nap thing seems like you're taking it a little bit far. I'm starting to think you may have been surveyed, one of these people surveyed. No, because we don't get to work from home. We never have. They also said that 74% of people admitted to scrolling on social media, while 69.6% of people working from home said they did online shopping. That one's not exclusive to people working from home, though.

People in the office are scrolling in online shopping. We do that. Yeah. Yeah, totally, totally. though people in the office yeah people do that scrolling and online we do that yeah yeah totally totally uh this one here this statistic is the one that i found probably the most shocking yeah but i also think i would fall into this trap okay so this study if you've just joined us a thousand people were asked these are all people that work from home and they were asked these questions so 52.9 of people said that they had watched full movies whilst working it from home i don't know about the ones who you know had a bit of afternoon delight

oh it doesn't go into that it does say which generation was the most likely to take part in these activities at home and apparently Gen Z was the most likely generation to

take part in these activities whilst working at home That's interesting. Yeah. The boomers can't log into their team's account, so they have to go into the office and get... That was a low blow. Oh, that was. I regret it. I regret it.

Come on. I've got a surprise for you after five o'clock, by the way. Ooh, is it? Wait. There's always good surprises and bad surprises on this show. It's a good surprise. Good surprise? Like on a scale of one to ten, how good?

Good eventually. Good long. What the hell does that mean? Claude, would you describe the surprise as a slow burn? Yeah, that's a good way to put it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't trust any of you. Big surprise. How big? Big surprise. How big? Big surprise. How big is the surprise? The three of us have been working our ass off on this. A little bit of gratitude, please. A little bit of gratitude.

I'll be grateful when it's not a surprise that embarrasses me. You'll be grateful when it's over. Time to play Guess That Voice. All right. Here we go. Guess That Voice. Very easy game. Well, sometimes. When producer

Claude plays the celebrity voices and we have to guess who it is. That's exactly how it works. Joining our teams today is Missy. She's joining Team Clint. Kia ora, Missy. Hi, Missy. Hi. You know you're celebs, Missy.

I know. Yeah, it's all about listening carefully this game and listening for those little bits of their voice that give it away. You're going to be taking on, alongside me, Bree and Carlin. Kia ora, Carlin. Hello, Carlin. Hi. Who's your favourite actor at the moment? Oh, Margot Robbie.

Margot Robbie, excellent choice. She can just do it all, can't she? Claude runs the game. Claude, what are we dealing with today? Today, we're doing people named Dave. No, it's actually not Dave. These are all reality TV stars. Okay, interesting.

Are you okay? Sorry. I like that joke. Okay. Interesting. Brie, you okay? Sorry. I like that joke. So, I'm going to stop. You guys leave Dave alone, okay? We love Dave. So, I'm going to play a celebrity voice.

You just need to tell me who it is. Brie, take some deep breaths. Brie and Clint, you guys are going to go first. Okay, I'm focusing. Your names are your buzzers. You ready? Ready. Take a deep breath. Here's your first one. You are a liar. Clint. Brie and Clint, you guys are going to go first. Okay, I'm focusing. Your names are your buzzers. You ready? Ready. Deep breath.

Here's your first one. You are a liar. Clint. Brie. Darvide. From Love Island. But, yes. His name's Dave.

Oh my God, it's Dave. Yes. Darvide. We're going to need first and last name, please. Darvide Spagnolelli. Very close. Okay, one point toide Spagnolelli. Very close. Okay, 1.2. Carlin and Brie.

Missy, you're up for this. You get a point for us here, okay? Come on. Come on, guys. Here we go. Your turn. You just need to buzz in with your name if you can tell me who this is. I tattooed him. I wrote, I love you in curse like.

Missy. I forgot. I shouldn't. Is it? Oh, no. I was going to say Miley Cyrus. No, not Miley Cyrus. Colin, do you want to guess? Is it Kourtney Kardashian?

It is, yes. Nailed it, Colin. Curse of writing. And then I did it. Right. I put it on. Oh, my gosh. Like, I did the gun and did it.

Oh, my gosh. She did it. She has such a monotone voice. You do did it. Right. I put it on. Oh my gosh. Like I did the gun and did it. She has such a monotone voice. You just love it. They literally all do. Like I'm so excited that Travis and I are married. She's so good. I love it. So good. Okay, that's two points to team Brie. Thanks Franklin. Back to you guys.

Okay. Here you go. Dave. Stop. It's just so cool to think that this show... Great. Jojo Siwa. Yes. Apparently she's in the country right now. Yep.

Jojo Siwa is such an iconic piece of the dance world, and every dancer that has such a household name was born on this show. Was she on Dance Mums? Is that a reality TV show? Yeah, the little kid on Dance Mums. Yeah, she was on there for years and years, apparently. Where is she?

She's in Queenstown. Yeah, somewhere in the South Island, apparently filming some TV show. Imagine if you CC Jojo Siwa. Like, my God, is that Jojo Siwa? Hey, Carlin, that means we've taken the game and you get the KFC chicken dollars. Nice work, my friend.

Awesome. Nice work, Bree. Well done. Did I just CC what I Jojo CC what I think I CC'd? Imagine playing I Spy and you Spy I See JoJo Siwa. Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger. Bree and Clint.

All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Right, here we go. Let's do a birthday banger first. Your birthdays. What was number one on your 16th? We're going to play one in full. Let's start with Kerry. Kia ora, a birthday banger first. Your birthdays. What was number one on your 16th? We're going to play one in full. Let's start with Kerry. Kia ora, Kerry. Happy Monday evening. G'day,

Kez. Hi, guys. How's your day been, Kerry? Oh, it's not been too bad, actually. Alright for a Monday? Monday's always hard. Pretty good for a Monday. Yeah, good. Okay, Kerry, what's your birthday? 3rd of January, 1987. Oh, we share the same birthday, Kerry. Oh.

And we share the same birth year, Kerry. Cute. Oh, cute. Horrible day to have a birthday, isn't it? Oh, it's not the greatest, but hey, we can't pick and choose these things. We power on, Kerry. That means you were 16 in 2003. And on the 3rd of Jan, 2003, this was number one.

Lost Ketchup with the Ketchup song. Wow. Wow. Remember that one, Kerry? Look, I won't complain. It was a goodie when I was 16, I think won't complain. It was a goodie when I was 16, I suppose. It was.

It was a moment in time. I like the bit where it goes It was a moment. Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. They usually dance on a bar or something, don't they? Yeah, yeah, yeah. At least it's upbeat

and it's fun, you know. It's got its own dance. It's got something. Let's go to Jordan. Kia ora, Jordan. G'day, Jordan. Kia ora, team. How's it going? Good mate. How was your weekend?

Oh, pretty quiet by my standards. Why by your standards? What does that mean, Jordan? Oh, you know, just trying to save money these days, you know. Yeah, I know the feeling. What are you saving money for? Anything in particular? Groceries. Oh, nothing in particular.

Got the school holidays coming up, so yeah, it's always a goodie. So you're just saving for a bit of butter, are you? Yeah, absolutely. That's so expensive at the moment. All right, Jordan, well, good to have you on the show, mate. What's your birthday? My birthday is the 15th of the 4th, 1987.

Another 87, baby. Another 87. Okay, that means you were 16 in 2003 as well, Jordan. But this is your birthday banger. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. The last goal, baby. Finish.

Sorry, Kerry. Sorry, Kerry. Sorry, Kerry. You've got to be happy with that, Jordan. I think he is too. That is an absolute banger. One more for Richie. Kia ora, Richie.

G'day, Rich. G'day, you guys. How are you going? Good, thanks. How was your weekend, Richie? Did you get up to anything? I've got a two-and-a-half-year-old, and we took her to the Botanical Gardens.

It was lovely. Oh, beautiful. Did she like it? Oh, yeah, she loved it. We went on a train and everything. Oh, nice. Once you have little kids, you really start to appreciate and find all the free things that there are to do around the city, eh?

I know, right? Yeah. You never knew that idea before. Then you're like, come on, I need activities. I just need to fill my day with activities. Free activities. What else can we do? Hey, Rich, appreciate you calling up.

What's your birthday? It's the 25th of June, 1987 as well. 3-19-87. That means, are you having a birthday next week, Richie? Correct. Oh, well, happy birthday for next week. You were also 16 in 2003, but on your 16th birthday, this would have been number one.

Wake me up. Wake me up inside. I can't wake up. Wake me up inside. Call my name. Oh, you inside. I can't wake up. Wake me up inside. Call my name. Banger. Oh, you can't go wrong, Richie. Claude's excited.

Are you excited, Richie? You like Evanescence? I like it. Yeah, I like that. Yeah, me too. Oh, bring her back, I say. Where is she? Every single person in Birthday Banger today was born in 87, 16 in 2003.

That means every song in Birthday Banger today is 20 years old. Wow. All three of those songs are 20 years old. My votes, I mean, because they're all 20 years old, so it's all much of a muchness, but my votes for Bring Me to Life. Yeah, me too. Yeah. Haven't heard that in ages.

It does. Hey, Richie, congratulations. You've got a birthday next week, and you just won a Birthday Banger. Oh, choice. This one's for you, Richie. Thank you. Thank you. Brian Clint coming straight out of 2003.

Bree Surprise next as well. You're on ZM. How can you down into my core Will I become so numb Without a soul Brie and Clint. If you just missed it, Brie is warming up to perform the New Zealand National Anthem at Eden Park.

You've just Googled the lyrics, you've found a karaoke version on YouTube yourself. I'm actually surprised at how much I know. Yeah. Without even. You've been to sports games. I actually sing along at most. At parades.

At most sporting matches. There's just a few parts that I'm a bit shaky on. Yeah. It'd be the same as the Australian national anthem. A few parts where I think I know the words and I'm kind of like, oh, I think it's this. The difference though is that when you're on the field in the Australian National Anthem. A few parts where I think I know the words and I'm kind of like, oh, I think it's this. The difference though is that when you're on the field in the stadium you can't just in the middle go,

hmm, hmm, am I? Oh! Do I get a backing singer? No. I think you should be my backing singer. No! What National Anthem has a backing singer? This one. Hey, I saw Chris Parker on Saturday night.

He did his Lots of Love tour, which has been going around the country, but he performed at the Kiri Te Kanawa Theatre in Auckland, sold out 2,500 people, and he did two nights in that theatre. Isn't that incredible? Yeah, that's wild, eh? It's so well-deserved.

So good. He's been building to this for ages, and he has just absolutely blown up. Amazing show. Such a good show. Yeah, I've seen it. I don't know if it's still going, but if you get the chance to go and see it, you should go and see it.

I think he's coming to the end of this one, the end of this tour. So energetic. Yeah. He just goes. He's like an energizer bunny. He can sweat bullets. The people who were sitting next to me at the show, like directly next to me, I wasn't looking at their phone, but I did happen to see.

Sounds like you were looking at their phone, though. I did happen to see what was on their phone. I had a couple of phone faux pas, actually. I put up a photo of the stage before the show, and I was like, oh, my God, Chris Parker. I put it on my Instagram story. The next day, I got a message from some lady, and she goes, excuse me, that's the back of my head

you put on your Instagram story. Awkward. Anyway, the lady directly next to me, I noticed her phone and she was looking at like the security camera on her phone. You know how you can have webcams that stream directly to your phone now? Yes. And there was no issue with the house. She was just watching her dog.

I know, so many people do this now. She was just watching her dog to see what it was up to. And what was it up to? Anything? Jack shit. Just sleeping? Nothing.

Sleeping? Just sitting in the kitchen. I think it ate some food and then just that was about it. That's not a bad episode. I think maybe it was trying to get out the dog door or something. But there wasn't no action. We got one of these cameras for our dogs and we had to get rid of it. Why?

Because it was when we first got Meryl Streep, when we first adopted her and she was having a bit of a hard time. The dog, not the actress, by the way. Sorry. Although I would adopt the real one too. I'd watch Meryl Streep, the actress, on a webcam. I mean, so interesting. But Meryl was having a few issues being left alone

and she would destroy stuff and like, you know, wee inside and do all that. And we just got so stressed because it would just be a live, a live video link of Meryl destroying our house. You can't control that. And you can't do anything about it. Yeah. So we just got rid of it.

So you took yours down? Yeah. Claudia admitted to us rid of it. So you took yours down? Yeah. Claudia admitted to us before that she has a webcam and she's guilty of watching her dog on the webcam, right, Claude? Yeah, it brings me comfort, actually. Really? Yeah, because I know what he's up to and I know if he's, like, crying or not. And what's he up to?

Not a lot. Sleeping most of the time. They live the life, eh? They live the bloody life. Remember we had that friend who we talked to who caught her partner cheating on her on the dog cam? Do you remember that? Yes. She dialed into her camera at lunchtime to see what the dog was doing,

and she caught her partner in their house that they had bought together with another woman. Yeah, what an idiot. He got busted by the dog cam. He would know that the dog camera is set up. Like, are you, maybe you wanted to get caught. Oh, jeez, that's deep. Maybe, I don't know. Which is even

worse. Yeah. Like, it's even more disgusting. Can you imagine that? You log on to watch your dog licking its balls and all of a sudden you see someone licking your partner's balls. Sorry. Not on. Not on. I want to ask on 0800 Dial ZM this afternoon,

what did you see on your security camera system? Yeah, what did you capture? Have you got one of those Arlo things or the ring lights or whatever it is, the ring camera, sorry, in your house? What about those new ones for dogs that can throw a treat? Yeah, those ones are great. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You can talk to the dog that can throw a treat? Yeah, those ones are great. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

You can talk to the dog and it throws a treat out. Oh, and you can text us on 9696. Our question for you this afternoon is, what did you see on your security cameras? Bree and Clint. Bree's very stressed about her big national anthem performance, by the way. Eden Park.

You can perform the national anthem at Eden Park next week. It's honestly all my worst nightmares come true. One, people find this so weird, but I hate public speaking. You're not doing any speaking. Something I hate even more is public singing because I'm the worst singer in the whole world and it's such an important song that holds so much significance so you can't even like be funny with it. Don't overhype it.

Don't overhype it. Mate, it's not overhyping it. No one really likes our anthem anyway. Yeah, well I know that but that's not the point. That is not the point. You can't get up there You're going to smash it. I'll do some practices with you this week. Okay. And Claude, maybe we get Stan Walker to

give Bree some advice. He's sung the anthem at Eden Park dozens of times. Yeah, he knows what to do. Stan Walker or Lizzie Marvely or... Yeah, I'll put the word out. Hayley Weston-Rah. Yeah, some of the... Ainsley Allen from McDonald's Young Entertainers. Some of the best singers ever giving me,

one of the worst singers ever, some advice. Especially Ainsley Allen from Young Entertainers. Anyway. Don't worry. Itinsley Allen from Young Entertainers. Anyway. Don't worry. It's just one of the four challenges. Can you just tell me, are the other challenges easier or harder? The other challenges, oh, what can I tell you? They're all different.

They're all different. That doesn't tell me anything. None of the other challenges require you to sing. Great. Okay. Great. Okay. Great. None of the other challenges require a microphone. Do they, Claude?

No. Unless you want one. Do any of the other challenges require heaps of prep work? No. No. I don't believe you at all. Nah. Nah.

Nah. She'll be right. You'll be right. And then at the end of it, Honorary New Zealander. Hooray! And a mental breakdown in the mix. Oh God, I'm

shitting my pants. We asked you just before what did you see on your home security cameras? I was sitting next to some lovely ladies at Chris Parker's show who were watching their dog. What kind of dog could you see? Nah. That'd be a bit creepy if I was.

Well, you were looking. You could see what they were watching. Someone texted and they said, our Arlo camera caught our cat walking up the stairs, scratching at the doormat and then falling over dead. What? What? The cat died? The cat died?

The cat died. Oh, no. Well, when they got home, they probably found the dead cat there and then they would have checked the camera. What happened? Well, maybe, yeah, I don't know. Someone else texted her and they said, I was out and I left my husband at home with our toddler.

Caught my toddler on the security camera opening the fridge and getting his birthday cake out, which he had seen me putting in the fridge earlier. He then brought it over to the dog bowl and dropped it in it. My husband was in the other room and came in and found it. That would be so funny to see playing out live on the security cameras. Yeah. My flatmate installed a ring camera. We were able to watch two of their cars being repossessed.

Jeez. Not ideal, eh? I love those videos on TikTok of like the footage people have got from ring cameras. Yeah. Like some, oh, have you seen the one of the two women who have come home absolutely steamed? So they come home, they're absolutely plastered

and you can hear them because it records the audio and they're talking about how they're both busting to go to the toilet and you see one of them trying to get out her keys and she's drunk and she's trying to open the door and she's like, I'm gonna piss myself, I'm gonna piss myself

and she gets one door open and realises that there's three more locks to go and she's panicking and she's panicking and then allises that there's three more locks to go. Oh, no. And she's panicking and she's panicking and then all of a sudden she just starts to wet herself. And then because she's laughing and she's wetting herself, the friend then starts wetting herself because she can't contain it because she starts laughing. Which one of them uploaded it to the internet?

That's a great question. That feels like a video you keep for close personal friends to view on nights in. Who took that and put it on TV? It's been viewed millions of times. So good. Brian Clint. Joe Biden, the President of America, has been copping a bit of heat over the weekend for a potential boob graze. Oh, no. Yeah.

Yeah. He was speaking to Eva Longoria at an event. Okay. I think she introduced him. They were at the White House. I think maybe she was like, ladies and gentlemen, President of America, Joe Biden, and brought him up. You know Eva Longoria from Desperate Housewives.

She's beautiful. Beautiful woman. Stunning. Great actress. Yeah, yeah. I want to play you the video. She's beautiful. Beautiful woman. Stunning. Great actress. Yeah, yeah. I want to play you the video of what's being called the boob graze. And as someone who has boobs who I'm sure have been grazed before. Look, I will, I'll just, before I watch this,

I will say a boob graze can happen accidentally. And I mean, it's happened a million times accidentally. Sometimes not accidentally. Sometimes not accidentally. I mean, it's happened a million times accidentally. Sometimes not accidentally. Sometimes not accidentally. Has this 80-year-old man, leader of the free world, accidentally or intentionally boob-grazed Igor Longoria? All right. Play the video, Claude.

It's very fast. Oh, no. To the naked eye. Is that an accidental boob graze or is that a lingering old man hand? So he's, for people that haven't seen it, he's giving her a hug and her arms are around his shoulders and his arms are around her waist or like around the back of her back. Sort of her mid-back. Quite high.

Yeah. Like on her back, her boobs would be at that level. That's where his hands are. And he kind of drags his hands around the side. Well, she steps back. She steps away and kind of drags his hands around the side. Well, she steps back. She steps away. And so that drags his hands to the side. And to be honest, I feel like her hands are there.

So his hands kind of didn't have anywhere else to go. Like, if you look at that. Also, if she's stepping away, he is dangerously old. His reaction times are not as fast as they used to be. Like, if you want to go, whoa, take your hands away. Notice how she grabs his hand and actually pulls the hands away from her. Yeah, and is that like a no-no, Joe? That's enough.

Oh, it's hard to tell. Claudia, what's your verdict? Is that an accidental boob graze or is that a naughty, naughty President of America Joe Biden? It might just be an old man being slow. Yeah, I feel like it is too. I think you've got to take into account the person as well. Like if that was Trump, you'd be going...

It's different, eh? Like when I think of Joe Biden, I don't think creepy. No. You know? No, neither. It does look a little bit uncomfortable for Eva Longoria. He spoke to the crowd after that and not about the boob, Grace. Imagine.

He said, Eva Longoria, love her. I met her when she was a teenager. She was 17 and I was 40. People have fact-checked that. When Eva Longoria, when Joe Biden was 40, Eva Longoria was 7. So he actually met her when he was 50, but he doesn't

remember because he's dangerously old and he is the front-runner to be the next President of the United States of America. He didn't know where his hands were. He didn't know where he was. No, come on. Look.

He's looking around. He thought she was the woman from Modern Family. He's got no idea what's going on. Bree and Clint. Look, Clint, we have a very good friend in our friend circles named Dan. He's been on the show before. We love Dan. We love Dan.

He was the one who ate a whole packet of marshmallows in one evening and we had to call him to interrogate him about it. Turns out it was true. Yeah. Dan, the flight attendant, come Dan, the truck driver, come Dan, the real estate agent. Exactly. He's a man of many trades and there's something I need to discuss because Dan decided he would come over yesterday. He's that type of friend. He's more like family, you know? I love a poppin' friend. He's a poppin' friend and he does a lot for our family, like he does a lot for us.

He sorts stuff out. He looks after our dogs from time to time. He's very helpful. Takes care of the marshmallows. Yeah, takes care of the marshmallows, eats all our leftovers in our fridge a lot of the time. Anyway, yesterday he rocks up at the house, kind of just pops in, which is fine.

And he's like, what are you guys up to? Should we watch Black Mirror? And we were like, yeah, that sounds great. So there we were. We were sitting on the couch. We were all watching Black Mirror. And it was at a certain point that he says, do you mind if I go have a shower?

Okay. Because he took the dogs for a walk. Yeah. Our dogs, which is lovely of him because we were too hungover. And I said, yeah, yeah, that's fine. I'll get you a towel and got him a towel. And then I heard him leave the house, right? I heard him leave and I was like, I wonder where he's going.

And then I heard him come back like five or ten minutes later. And then I heard the shower turn on and I was like, I wonder where he's going. And then I heard him come back like five or ten minutes later. And then I heard the shower turn on and I was like, oh, okay, he's going for a shower. And then probably like I reckon 20 minutes later, I could still hear the water going. Right. And at that point I realised that because he was in the main bathroom that he's had a shower and then he's decided he was going to have a bath.

After the shower? After the shower. Okay, luxurious. Right? Mm-hmm. No cost of living crisis if you use someone else's hot water. Mate, mate. I know.

So then I heard the bath going and then I could hear that he's gotten into the bath. And an hour passes and I could hear Dan having a great time in the bath, living it up. And then I heard music. Music started to play. And then probably 20 minutes later, Dan started to sing. Anyway, about two hours of this goes by and I open the door

and here's Dan with a full bottle of red wine in the bath, 100 candles going, sitting in the bath. And I said, are you right in here? And he goes, I'm absolutely amazing. This bath is like a time machine. And I said, how much longer do you think you're going to be in the bath for? And he goes, oh, a little bit longer. Over three hours go by.

Yeah. And I had to go in and say, Dan, we're going to sleep. You're most welcome to stay in the bath. Continue on. Do what you do. But we're going to bed. Does he not have a bath at his house? No, he does.

He does. I'm pretty sure. When he popped out, do you think he? No, he does. He does, I'm pretty sure. When he popped out, do you think he went to buy wine and candles? That's exactly what he did. Pass off. He went out. Really? Bought some wine, bought some candles, came back,

set himself up for the night. It's kind of nice that he feels that comfortable in your house. Yeah. But at the same time, what time would you have left him there? Oh, I think we went to bed around 10 o'clock. 10 o'clock at night? Yeah. 10 o'clock at night? Yeah.

He's still in someone else's bath. So he's living it up. But, I mean, he's like family, but I just had to share with you because I was like, mate, you are living your best life. Rumour has it Dan's still in that bath. He'd be so pruney, wouldn't he? I'd better check when I get home. He would be pruney because the wine's dehydrating you as well.

Plus the bath's dehydrating you. He's literally turning into wine and dehydrated grape.