ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 19th June 2025 - One Hit Wonders edition

Episode Date: June 19, 2025

The finale of Bree & Clint's One Hit Wonders of the 2010s.  Mumma Di is here! Traits of people with low emotional intelligence... like Clint apparently.  The worst baby names you've hea...rd.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 ZM's Brian Clint podcast. Play ZM's Brian Clint. ZM's Brian Clint, the Double Down is back. Tried in the all new Korean mayo or cheesy hash. Brian Clint's best one hit wonder of the 2010s. Hello everybody and welcome to a special edition of the Brian Clint show for a Thursday that feels like a Friday where we will will find out the greatest one-hit wonder of the 2010s. Yes, we've been on the journey
Starting point is 00:00:27 for a number of weeks, actually, and finally today we will crown our winner. Do we want to reveal what's happening at 5 o'clock? Yeah, why not? Do we? There's something special happening at 5. We're gonna perform the winner. But this has been made incredibly complicated
Starting point is 00:00:43 because we thought the winner would be clear-cut by now. The voting has been open for 22 hours. And it's so close that we've had to record both songs in a special edition Thursday Oki. Yeah. So usually we do our covers on a Friday. We're gonna do our cover for Thursday Oki, the winning one hit wonder of the 2010s. It's gonna be Carly Rae or somebody that I used to know. But like I said, we thought we would know by now. Is it still close, Claudia? Is it still too hard to pick the winner? It's very close and I feel like it possibly could change.
Starting point is 00:01:16 There's thousands of votes that have been cast and there's currently only a hundred votes between them. Yeah, and what are you eating by the way? It's a pineapple lump, but a grape flavoured one. Oh! God, Cher. Pineapple lumps are broadcasters' worst nightmare. Yeah, I'm in hell.
Starting point is 00:01:33 Those are the Macintosh. We've also got special permission to play Nothing But One Hit Wonders, all from the 2010s this afternoon. So we've got a very fun playlist lined up. Super fun, you're not gonna get a better playlist this afternoon. So we've got a very fun playlist lined up. Super fun. You're not going to get a better playlist this afternoon than right here on ZM.
Starting point is 00:01:48 We will do all the usuals too. So if you're keen to play Trady vs Lady and win a box of arepa along with $50 cash, you should give us a call right now on 0800DIALZM. Who's going to take it out? Thursday before a long weekend. Call through, we'll play next. Okay, ready for your first one, hit wonder?
Starting point is 00:02:05 Oh yeah, what is it? What are we playing first? Oh ho ho ho! We could not believe this song didn't make it out of the first round. Yeah! Justice for Carmen. Yeah, where is the justice?
Starting point is 00:02:17 Right here, right now is the justice. Play ZM's Brian Clint. That one a controversial inclusion according to some people, Bastille. But we reckon Pompeii is their one hit and it's from the year 2013. What was the other one people were saying was a hit? They wanted us to include the things we lost in the fire. And other people wanted us to include the song
Starting point is 00:02:39 they did with Marshmallow, but we're not including collaborations. That's a collab, that's a collab. Which that was a hit. Happier? That was a hit. I don't know the other one. Claudia? Do you want to give us a couple of bars?
Starting point is 00:02:49 Claudia, the spokesperson for Bastille. Nah, suddenly I don't actually remember how it goes. That's crazy. These are the things, the things we lost, the things we lost in the fire, fire, fire. I think Pompeii was a big hit. If I was Bastille, I wouldn't want that song associated with me anyway. It's Tradey vs Lady. Thanks to Arepa, custom made for the 3pm BrainFade.
Starting point is 00:03:16 3, 2, 1, let's go! Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh. Arepa is the perfect sponsor for Tradey vs Lady, and their new Ginger Drink is up for grabs. A whole box of it along with $50 cash. The scores are 44 tradies and 48 ladies. Yeah the tradies have really made some ground recently on the on the ladies haven't they? Let's go to our lady in the tron. She's 35 and she just finished Bree's book. Welcome to the show, Kieran.
Starting point is 00:03:41 Hi Kieran. Hi. Wait would you say you're a Breezebook reader? Oh, absolutely. Hold on, hold on, Kieran, we've got it. We've got a thing for that. Yeah. Oh, oh, no.
Starting point is 00:03:55 That was our one opportunity. No one else has read it. I know. Apparently it's here. Where do you say again, Kieran? Can you say again, Kieran? Say what? Sorry? What's the book? You've just written... This is so natural now. I have just read Breeze Book!
Starting point is 00:04:12 Breeze Book, Greeter! Yeah! Breeze Book, Greeter! Worth it. So worth it. We got it. Karen, thank you. Appreciate you taking the time. I mean, we only want to review if you loved it. I definitely loved it. We got it. We got it. Karen, thank you. Appreciate you taking the time. And I mean, we only want to review if you loved it.
Starting point is 00:04:28 I definitely loved it. Good. Oh, what a lovely review. Let's go to our tradie in Christchurch. He's 32 and he is a brand new dad. Welcome to the show, Ed. G'day Ed. G'day, how's it going? How old's your little one?
Starting point is 00:04:42 He's five months. Five months. Oh, little fella. Very cool, Ed. What's your son's name? Miles. Miles, well you better win for him, okay? You better make your son proud, Ed. I'll give it my best.
Starting point is 00:04:55 Your buzz is tradie, Karen, yours is lady. The first of three correct answers wins $50 cash. Here we go, guys. Best of luck. Question number one. Which fruit has its seeds on the outside? Lady. Karen. Strawberry. It is a strawberry. Nice work. Well done. One to the ladies. Question number two, which musician famously interrupted Taylor Swift's VMA speech? Oh Ed got in there.
Starting point is 00:05:22 Ed got in there. Kanye West, sorry, Kanye West. Yeah, yeah. We'll accept it. One A Piece. God, this is going to be a big battle I can tell this afternoon. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Karen's in.
Starting point is 00:05:40 Asha. Asha. Asha, well done. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number four. What 2023 film became the highest grossing film directed by a woman, Greta Gerwig? 2023. Biggest movie of 2023. Other than Oppenheimer. Guys, you're going to kick gonna kick yourself was the Barbie movie Yeah, no points there we move on question number five how many sides does a Pentagon have
Starting point is 00:06:18 Kieran's dropped out five is correct. Yeah What's our score? Our score is two a piece now. Two a piece. Ed we're just desperately trying to get Kieran back for the decider. He's dropped out. His phone's dropped off but how are you man? How's things been? All good, all good. What are you up to for the Matariki weekend Ed? Just relax at home with the wife and dad Bob. You and Christchurch, you'll obviously be supporting the Chiefs this weekend, won't you? Are you there? And she's back!
Starting point is 00:06:52 Oh, just in time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She is back. Okay, here we go. Question number six. Everyone in? Ready? Yes. Lightning McQueen is the main character from which movie? Lady. Yes, Karen, for the win. Cars? It's Cars.
Starting point is 00:07:08 She's got it. She's a lady. Oh, she drops out halfway through, comes back in and still takes the win. Nice work, Karen. Well done. We've got 50 bucks in a box of arriba for you. Awesome. Thank you. Very well done, great game of tradie vs lady today. Very good game guys, Ed up the chiefs. Yeah no thanks. You can get that arepa ginger drink in supermarkets nationwide right now.
Starting point is 00:07:38 Alright back to our one hit wonders from the 2010s. ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. A monster one hit wonder from Tove Lo on ZM from 2013. We're playing nothing but one hit wonders from the 2010s. This afternoon as we get closer to finding out what the ultimate one hit wonder is there's still time to vote on our Instagram story at Bree and Clint. Yeah it's that close that your vote will count. It is so close. It's less than there's less than 100 votes on it. It will make a difference. So go to the Bri and Clint Instagram right now if you want to have your say
Starting point is 00:08:14 right now. Who wants to know if they have low emotional intelligence? No, I don't want to know that I've got low emotional. Who wants to do a test to see if we do or if we don't? Yeah. And we can all take part, everyone listening you can take part. It's pretty easy. I saw a psychologist who said these are five traits that you normally find in someone with low emotional intelligence. Are we all clear on what emotional intelligence is? Yeah, I think so. I just Googled it.
Starting point is 00:08:49 It's quite a lot of different things. It's not just one thing. It says it's the ability to understand, use, and manage your own emotions in positive ways to relieve stress, communicate effectively, empathise with others, and overcome challenges. Yeah, being good with emotion. Not being a overcome challenges. Yeah, being good with emotion. Not being a big baby.
Starting point is 00:09:07 Yeah, being good with emotion and knowing how to deal with it and also being good with other people's emotions. I would view as someone with high emotional intelligence. Okay, so we're ready. We got five traits and we all just will listen and then we let's be honest and say if we think we have this one or not. Sure. Okay, first one.
Starting point is 00:09:27 Number one, constant feuds. People with low emotional intelligence seem to always be in a conflict with someone at work and friendships and their family. It's not bad luck. It's usually because they don't know how to communicate without escalating things. It's not me. It's not me. It's not you. Just because I argue with the producers every day. That's different. That's different. Yeah that's banter. I think I have my moments. I don't think that's us. I think we're always feuding with someone.
Starting point is 00:09:58 Three pointed at me though. Oh. I don't have feuds with people? Apart from Clint. Yeah, yeah. But I think everyone has feuds with Clint. But see, he starts it. Yeah, that doesn't matter. Okay, next one. Number two, they make everything about themselves. You share something and somehow they're talking about themselves again. Conversations turn into monologues, not because they're self-centered, but because they never
Starting point is 00:10:22 learn how to have a truly reciprocal exchange. Don't laugh, that's not me. That's not me. It's not, it's not. There's a difference. Oh god, I'm making it about myself. Okay, here's number three. Number three, they react, they don't reflect.
Starting point is 00:10:41 They lash out, shut down, get cold or passive aggressive without pausing to consider what's actually going on inside. Emotional intelligence requires self-awareness and when that's missing reflections come fast, harsh and often do damage. I'll stand up for Clint. Clint does, he's gotten way better at reflecting and normally when he goes home and then he'll send a message saying, hey everyone. Also, I'm self-aware. I know what I'm doing when I'm doing it. Maybe that's worse. I think that might be worse. That's worse. I think I reflect too much. It's not low intelligence. Use viral.
Starting point is 00:11:15 I think way too much and then can't get out of my own way. These are the traits of people with low emotional intelligence. Number four. Number four, they double down on mistakes. Instead of apologizing or admitting they were wrong, they rationalize, deflect or shift blame. It's not because they don't know the truth. It's because protecting their ego feels more important than making things right. Okay, this one is you. No, I don't know. It's not me. You will die on a hill and then if you eventually it comes to a head where you find out you're wrong, you'll go, I didn't say that.
Starting point is 00:11:47 You literally claimed Claudia's idea. Not mine, I made that up. I don't have an ego. Oh, that's a lie. That's the craziest thing you've ever said. Okay, let's do the last one quick. Okay. Number five, they constantly cross emotional boundaries.
Starting point is 00:12:03 They overshare when it's not appropriate. They dump emotions on you without asking, or they pressure you to open up before you're ready. It's not deep connection. It's a lack of emotional regulation. That's not me. Nah, that one's not you. You guys don't know shit about me.
Starting point is 00:12:17 Okay, that one is me. Well, good luck to you if you're dating someone with those traits. Yes, best of luck everyone. Be more self-aware. Dating is brain-cleaned. Did you realise, I love how I try and casually drop this in, did you guys realise that it's been 250 years since toilet paper was invented? Oh my god, it feels like yesterday.
Starting point is 00:12:42 Doesn't it? Feels like just yesterday. What were they using? What were they using in? Their hand. 1774 what were they using? It's a great question leaves. Claudia can you google it? What was it? The family cloth. Yeah it'll be a rag of some sort won't it? I'd say so. And didn't have washing machines? No. And rags weren't cheap back then? Nope. Couldn't nip down to bunnings for a bag of rags? Someone was hand washing them.
Starting point is 00:13:12 Claudia have you got the answer? Yeah, it says there was a wide variety including leaves, moss, grass, hay, corn cobs, shells. Corn cobs? This I feel like we're going back too far. This feels like... I wouldn't mind giving a corn cob a go. So you eat a big meal of corn, you keep the cob,
Starting point is 00:13:32 and then you put the corn back on the cob. Then it says shells or stones. Shells? No thank you. Stones? Maybe a smooth stone? Oh that one ply that they buy at your work doesn't sound so bad anymore does it? Imagine the people's face when they see toilet paper and use toilet paper for the first time. Mum, we're out of shells!
Starting point is 00:13:52 Can you get me another corn cob? There's one in the compost! Mum, we need more moss. An argument that has also been raging for 250 years, or making it up, but I assume, is does the toilet paper go over or under? You're big on this, aren't you? I'm huge on this. It's a silent battle that's been going on
Starting point is 00:14:22 in my relationship for a number of years. I am 100%, I will die on this hill, I'm an over girl. Yeah, it's more aesthetically pleasing. And it just works better to get the toilet paper off the toilet roll. Ultimately, I feel like it doesn't matter, but. What, are you someone who sits on the fence? Yeah. Really?
Starting point is 00:14:42 I put it over because I know- That's the same as my partner, it's weird. That my wife likes it over, but- So your wife's in over? I believe so yeah. And what about producers? Just a quick poll over or under? Always over. Over. Ella's vegan, she uses hay. You're so funny. She's using the corn cobs. I've heard corn cobs are quite good. quite good. Well, there is a professor of clinical microbiology over in the UK who has used science to finally settle the debate of over or under what's actually better. Right. So according to science, guys, it's under. I know. I thought there was no way you would bring it to the show if it was under. I know.
Starting point is 00:15:29 Yeah. I'm so shocked. So it says here, for the under position, there is less likely to be a whole, to be whole roll contamination. That's because handling of the toilet roll from the over position requires the user to employ two hands to extract a square after doing one's business, says the microbiologist. Whereas the under position, the under method allows the user to pin the sheets against the toilet wall and tear them from there. Does it? That's what a
Starting point is 00:16:03 one-handed tear off if it goes under. I'm pretty good at the one hand tear off from the top over the top roll. Yeah, right, okay. What do you, how do you guys tear your toilet paper off? Because I know what they're saying, because I don't want to touch the rest of the toilet roll. Because my toilet roll is at a right angle to the seat.
Starting point is 00:16:22 I feel like I can sandwich it with my knee. Ah, that's smart. Get it smart. Yeah, that's smart. Trying to think how I do it. I think I, yeah, I think it is a two-handed situation. Yeah. I just rip it. I don't remember. We know, we know you're on the corncops. Just nibbles the corn off. Oh my god, people are so passionate on the text machine. Sorry for swearing, but it's effing over. Over.
Starting point is 00:16:47 Risk of people touching the wall with poo poo hands if it's under. This is a hill I'll die on. I will still die on the same hill. It's over. I change everyone's toilet paper to over every time I'm at their house if it's under. Me too. Wow. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:04 Well there you go. Hey, I'm just bringing you the information. Oh sorry someone else texting, a rag on a stick. I wash myself with a rag on a stick. Another classic Simpsons line. ZM's Brian Clint. Banger! From 2014 that's Shepard from Australia, it's called Geronimo and it's one of the greatest one-hit wonders of the 2010s according to us. And you guys? They were on the Ellen show performing that, that's how big it was. That's how big it got, yeah yeah. One of our favourite things to do on this show is to laugh at bad baby names. I think it's everyone's favourite thing to do on this show is to laugh at bad baby names. I think it's everyone's favourite thing to do secretly. It is judgmental but at the
Starting point is 00:17:50 same time... Most baby names are good. But every now and then you hear one and you're like... You know when it's a bit off. Someone who I never expected to give their baby a good name. Hasn't. Machine Gun Kelly has revealed the name of... Is his first name Machine, middle name Gun, last name Kelly? No, I actually found his real name today. Who names their kid Machine Gun? Yeah, no, his real name's Colson Baker.
Starting point is 00:18:22 Colson, oh no wonder he changed his name to Machine. Colson Baker. Sounds like coleslaw. MGK and Megan Fox. They had already referred to their baby online as their little celestial seed. Okay. Yuck. What if they named it?
Starting point is 00:18:43 They've revealed the baby's full name. Blech. Blech. Blech. Yuck. What if they named it? They've revealed the baby's full name. And please welcome to the world, little baby Saga Blade. Saga Blade. Saga Blade. Saga Blade. Saga.
Starting point is 00:19:04 Sounds like you're saying Saga. Saga. No, Saga. Saga Blade. Saga Blade. Saga? Sounds like you're saying Saga. Saga? No Saga. Saga Blade. Like the Star Wars Saga. Like a saga. Saga Blade. Like saga. Saga Blade. Fox Baker. I like the Fox Baker bit. Should have called the kid Fox Baker. Don't mind Fox Baker. Don't mind that. I hate Saga. I hate Saga. Sorry to all the Sagas listening. Can we have a Saga listening? There's Megan Saga that works here isn't there? Yeah but that's a last name. Yeah, true, but it's pretty close. Sega. I'm gonna start calling her Saga. Megan Saga. It's one of those names where you,
Starting point is 00:19:50 if you are their friend, you have to bite your tongue when you hear it for the first time. I wouldn't. You have to prep yourself, you know? Like, do you, how do you think the rest of the Coldplay band members reacted when Chris Marden came in and said, guys, meet Apple.
Starting point is 00:20:09 Cool. Yeah. Cause you can name Apple. Oh, oh. Remember, remember, Chris Martin is the most important member of Coldplay. Okay, ready? Hold on. Ready?
Starting point is 00:20:18 Test me, test me, test me. You have to. Test me. Ready? You come in as Chris Martin and you tell me. I'm with Gwyneth. Yeah. And you tell me the name of your baby and I'll be one of the other Coldplay members again.
Starting point is 00:20:29 Hello fellas, it's good to see you again. Oh g'day Chris. We've had the baby. Oh congratulations fella. Yeah well here she is, everyone say hello to Apple. You named your baby Apple? What variety? You're me.
Starting point is 00:20:46 Jazz. That would have been a better name. Jazz. Jazz would have been a better name. It would have been a way better name. You know who gets off for it? Because everybody, when you're talking about bad celebrity baby names, goes to Apple. It's low hanging fruit.
Starting point is 00:21:02 That was unintentional. That was unintentional. You know who gets off too lightly? There's Jamie Oliver. Do you know what Jamie Oliver's children's names are? They are quite unusual. Jamie Oliver, the naked chef, his children's names are, there's four children, their names are Poppy Honey Rosie. Poppy, wait, that's one kid? That's one kid. Poppy Honey Rosie.
Starting point is 00:21:30 Daisy Boo Pamela. Daisy Boo Pamela, yep. Petal Blossom Rainbow. Okay, that's the weirdest one. Oh, there's five kids. Buddy B and Maurice. Okay. And River Rocket Blue Delus.
Starting point is 00:21:45 Sounds like they're playing that Whispers game. Purple Monkey dishwasher. So that thing that actors do on stage to make it look like they're having a conversation and they're like, Red rhubarb, Red lorry, yellow lorry, Red rhubarb. Unique New York. New York. New York. Unique New York.
Starting point is 00:22:04 Claudia, this is my baby. Unique New York. New York. New York. Unique New York. Claudia, this is my baby. Unique New York. I hate it. Baby or the name? We want to know this afternoon. Look, this is going to take some honesty and it may take some anonymity, but we can do both of those things for you. We want to know, did you have to bite your tongue when you found out the name of a friend or family member's baby?
Starting point is 00:22:27 Mm-hmm. When you found out the name they'd given that kid? Were you like, Ooooooooh. I love it. I hate it inside. I love it. Inside, I hate it.
Starting point is 00:22:34 But I'm gonna say I love it. 800 dials at him. Dendaya has gone on to much bigger things but as far as music is concerned she's definitely a one-hit wonder. By choice. She could come back. Yeah I would say by choice. She kind of did that and then she was like oh I'm gonna do more acting I think. Anyway that was 2013 and it was one of our contenders to be the greatest one-hit wonder of the 2010s. Yeah love it. Right now we're asking what's the baby name that you had to bite your tongue when you heard? Machine Gun Kelly who I have
Starting point is 00:23:09 just found out by the text machine no longer goes by Machine Gun Kelly. He now identifies as Machine. Oh yes. Just Machine. Him and Megan Fox who I believe are still using her full name have revealed their baby's name is Saga Blade. Saga Blade. Saga Blade. You wanna saga? Saga. That's a baby, bruh.
Starting point is 00:23:34 Saga deez. You wanna saga this pacifier? That's my baby, she's Saga her thumb. What a Saga the bottle. It's kind of a Friday. So we asked what's the baby name that made you bite your tongue the first time you heard it. This text message from a teacher.
Starting point is 00:24:02 Rizzo Arcade Bible Beyonce. I think we might have them on the phone. You're kidding. Hello Anonymous. Hi Anonymous. Hi there. Are you for reals? I am for real. I'm pretty sure in New Zealand you can't have any, obviously Bible wouldn't be allowed but the child was named the preschool Bible Beyonce. Bible Beyonce. Do you think it was named in New Zealand or you just think that wasn't its real name that's just what they decided to, it's a street name. I'm hoping, just a street name. Stage name.
Starting point is 00:24:34 So wait Rizzo was a name, Arcade was a name and then there was another baby called Bible Beyonce. Exactly, yes the other one. What do they call Bible Beyonce for short? Honestly, they just called her Bible Beyonce. Yeah, I feel like you don't shorten Bible Beyonce. Was Bible Beyonce a cool kid? I mean, yeah, I guess so.
Starting point is 00:24:56 Yeah, at the preschool seating, there's not really many of them like that, but. I was gonna say, that's a no from anonymous. What other, what other war names? I feel you're weird to have a no from anonymous. What other weird names? I thought you were going to have a personality if your name's Bible Beyonce. Yeah. I mean, they've given you a leg up.
Starting point is 00:25:10 Yeah. Sorry. What else was it? You said Kardashian. Sorry, what was that? Kardashian. You had a Kardashian there? There was a Kardashian, a Rufus and a Caesar, but Caesar was spelled C-E-Z-A-R.
Starting point is 00:25:22 Like Cesar. Yeah. I know. Caesar. So there was a kid called Cesar was spelled C-E-Z-A-R. Like Cesar. Yeah, that's Cesar. Wait, so there was a kid called Cesar. They should join up with Cesar. Cesar. And do some music. Yeah, collab. As a paid professional, you would have to just
Starting point is 00:25:37 bite your tongue every time a parent brought in a child with a name like that, wouldn't they? Wouldn't you, Anonymous? Oh yes, absolutely. You couldn't be like, ha ha ha. You could never smile. Yeah, yes. You couldn't be like, smile. Yes. Do you have kids anonymous?
Starting point is 00:25:51 I do. Yes. Yeah. Did you go with just like after the trauma of seeing what other kids have gone through? Did you just name your kid Rodney? Was your kid called beer back? You have a basic Benjamin. Basic Benjamin. Yeah, nice. Safe. Safe. You can a basic Benjamin. Basic Benjamin. Yeah, nice, safe, safe. You can't go wrong with Ben.
Starting point is 00:26:10 Thank you anonymous, we appreciate it. We're looking at the baby names that made you bite your tongue when you heard them. Someone said, not a baby, but my mum went to university with someone called Silence. Silence. Love the library. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:23 What about this one? I met a friend of mine, had twins, a boy and a girl. One was called Doe and the boy was called Bro. Introduced together as Doe Bro. Like double brown. Doe Bro. They're from Rotorua. I'm allowed to say that because I'm from Rotorua. Someone texted and said I met a friend of a friend who named their daughter La Thaga. No, no, Lagatha. Oh, Legatha. Which is really pretty. L-A-G-A-T-H-A-R. They called her Leggy for short. I love that. Unlaggys. Yeah when she's really slow to get up in the morning. She's having a laggy. She's having a laggy. I worked in a health care centre and I had to keep a straight face when there were two kids that came in called
Starting point is 00:27:18 natural born in constant increase. That can't be real. Oh, your baby's name is Constant Increase. I wonder if natural born was a C-section. I shit you not, I know someone who named their kid Cage. Cage. Like Rattle My. Yeah, like Rattle My Cage. Oh, I guess like Nicholas. Yeah, yeah, like Nicholas Cage.
Starting point is 00:27:45 Someone said, my mum heard a name when she was at school, someone was called Tequila. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I quite like quite like that. Sounds quite tame compared to some of these. That does sound quite tame in comparison. I'm a probation officer. I worked with someone called Anemic. No, you didn't. Here's my friend anemic. You really really really would try and avoid being anemic if your name was anemic. Yeah you couldn't be anemic if you were anemic. No no. Someone said there was someone at my work called Ocean Defender. I wonder what job they're at. These are so good. Thank you everybody.
Starting point is 00:28:25 Yeah very fun. We're playing the greatest one hit wonders of the 2010s. We're gonna give away a ticket to double pass to Synthony very shortly. What? No it's not real and they're trying to get me to read it out and I know that's not real. The top one. You read it and you see if you actually think that's real. My mum is a principal and she's got kids at her school with random names, one of them being, no, that's not real. We're not falling for that. Nah, you nearly got us.
Starting point is 00:28:51 We're not born yesterday. Nope. The ZM Podcast Network. I think he was probably the hottest man in New Zealand from 2009 through to about 2013. So hot he had to leave the country and never come back. Started a jewellery business, didn't he? That runs a jewellery business.
Starting point is 00:29:14 Specialises in grills, I believe. Dane Rumble is on our list of the greatest one hit wonders of the 2010s. That song just sneaks in, it's from 2010. Which is crazy to think that that song is 15 years old. Wild. So, didn't win, we will know the winner at 5 o'clock. There's still time to go and vote on the winner on our Instagram story at Brian Cliffs.
Starting point is 00:29:40 First though, we've got to give away our last double pass to Symphony Origins going down at Spark Arena on the 26th of July with another round of Let's Get Classical. I'm so excited because Sneaky Sound System is going to be there. You know Sneaky Sound System? One of the great wonders of the 2000s. No, they had two. They had Pitchers and UFO. Oh, UFO, that's right.
Starting point is 00:30:01 They had two hits. Sorry, my bad, my bad. Yeah, they had two. It's us versus Ella and Claudia, my bad. My bad. They had two. It's us versus Ella and Claudia is in charge. Hello, Claudia. Hi, I feel like next week we need to do the two hit wonders. Oh, that's good. Oh my gosh. Two hit wonders is a great category.
Starting point is 00:30:14 Yeah, two hit wonders. Because there's so many. Yeah. I feel like most of the ones that we excluded, we could only name one other song. So it opens up a whole world. Ah, OK, yeah, this is let's get classical. These are all pop songs turned into a classical style and it is your job to guess what they are.
Starting point is 00:30:30 As always, we need the artist and the name of the song. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We get the drift. We know how it works. Here's your first song. ["Titanium"] Bre. Oh. That is Titanium. Oh, it is titanium.
Starting point is 00:30:47 Oh, it is. David Guetta. Wow, you're on fire. Yeah, I think it's something to do with my ribblin'. Just focusing my brain into this game. That was very well done. That was fantastic. I was right on your heels.
Starting point is 00:31:09 Yeah, I could feel you right in my heels. Breathe it down your neck. And to brush your teeth. Here's another one. Oh Ella don't you worry child? By Um, by Avicii? No, Avicii. That's Don't You Worry, Child by Sleekish Hasbro. Oh, the millennials! Oh no, it was right in our pockets, sorry Ella. No, but I thought of it just before.
Starting point is 00:32:00 Oh, wah! That's the first one I've got. And I think in about six games. I think you're right. And I don't even get it, I just piggyback Ella's answer. It sucks! I hate this game. Vanessa, cheeky win but it's still a win. You're going to be at Symphony Origins at Spark Arena with a friend.
Starting point is 00:32:19 Congratulations. Are they there, Ness? No. Hello? Hello, she's here. You've won, Vanessa. You go on to Synthony Origins. Yay, you can't hear me. No, we can hear you. Yeah, we can hear you.
Starting point is 00:32:35 Oh, you can hear me, yay. Yay. Awesome, thank you so much. You guys did so well. You're very, very welcome. You're welcome, Vanessa. If you'd like to be there too, Synthony.com. It's going to be a huge show at Auckland Spark Arena. It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast.
Starting point is 00:32:52 That is undeniably one of the biggest one-hit wonders of the 2010s. It was pretty big. From Rebecca Black, it's Friday. Some, a sample of text messages that have come in while that song was playing. Someone said, is the guy bit in it her dad? No. No I think it's some... He's a rapper. Guy rapping. Someone said I want to cut my ears off listening to this. And someone else said it's really not that bad of a bop the words are just excruciatingly bad. My nine month old is smiling listening to this song,
Starting point is 00:33:25 which means nothing. He smiles at the sound of Velcro. I love this one though, I think it sums it up. It's so bad that it's good. We've taken the mick out of it so much back then that we all still sing it now and have a bop. Correct. Yeah. Correct.
Starting point is 00:33:40 Let's play What's the Plot? Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plotline that she can do. Bree and Clintz, What's the Plot? Our movie guessing game where today if you can beat Bree you will win $300. Aaron welcome to the show. G'day Az. Hi there. That'd be a good bit of cash going into the
Starting point is 00:34:11 long weekend wouldn't it? Yeah, not bad. Yeah going into Friday, Friday. Sorry. But do you know your films Aaron are you a buff? Yeah I think so I've watched one or two. I've watched one or two hey that's all you need. Rules first then theme I'm gonna read movie plot lines you buzz in with your name when you think you know what it is and have a guess you don't wait for me to finish you just go for it and if you get two movies correct before Bri does you'll win $300 Aaron. Cool. Best of luck. Today because it is Matariki we are doing movies about stars. Okay. Space, stars, the universe. Brie's running through movies in her head hopefully you're doing the same Aaron. Here we go plot line number one a medical engineer is on
Starting point is 00:35:05 her first shuttle mission. Bre gravity? It was a guess. Sandra Bullock it was a guess trying to play smarter. That's rapid. All right you still with us Aaron? Yeah I'm still here. All right, you still with us Aaron? Yeah, I'm still here. All right, movie number two, the theme is stars. When astronauts blast off. Brie. Brie. Armageddon.
Starting point is 00:35:33 Armageddon is incorrect. Where to shot? Aaron, free guess. Interstellar. Interstellar. Good guess Aaron. I'll carry on. When astronauts blast off from the planet Mars...
Starting point is 00:35:46 Bri! The Martian. She's too good, man. Sorry Aaron. Far out. We're gonna... You're far out. Aaron's luck.
Starting point is 00:35:58 Come on. We have got a 50k of seed chicken dollar consolation prize for you, Ezra. Thank you very much. No worries Aaron and call back and play anytime. Maybe not. She is Bruce Willis on the asteroid. He dies in that movie. He gets blown up. Because he's the best.
Starting point is 00:36:23 Yeah. And then Aerosmith plays. I don't want him. Alright thanks everybody. Next we reveal the winner of our One Hit Wonders competition. The ultimate winner, the number one song. What's it going to be? to be is ZM's Breinclint podcast. Breinclint's best one hit wonder of the 2010.
Starting point is 00:36:49 This is it guys, it is all done and dusted. The final poll has closed and we know the winner. Before we reveal that, can I just say this has been a lot of fun. It's been so much fun and it's really nostalgic and you don't realise how many one-hit wonders are floating around. It's good to reminisce on some. We narrowed it down to a list of 64. Over the last week there have been nearly 400,000 votes on our Instagram story. What?
Starting point is 00:37:18 And from that we have a winner, not a clear winner, a very, very, what's clear but it's close. It is, and you know what? That's what you want in a final because it means the two that made it to the final were the right ones. After, like I said, nearly 400,000 votes, it came down to less than 100. 100 votes, not 100,000, 100 votes. 100 votes in it. It was 51% is what got it done for...
Starting point is 00:37:53 Carly Rae Gypsum. Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. But here's my number. This is, according to you guys, the greatest one hit wonder of the 2010s. Just flipping out, go to air, somebody that I used to know. So as a very special treat for everybody that voted, we will be performing this song next
Starting point is 00:38:18 in a special Fridayoke Thursday edition. That's right, Thursdayoke, with Carly Rae Jepsen's coming up. So stick around we need you out to pick the winner for this. Thanks to everybody that has voted. It's like we said it's been heaps and heaps of fun. So good. We will really punish you with that song next. Play ZM's Breein Clint. It's a Thursday that's kind of like a Friday so they're doing it we're doing a special version of Friday O'Kee.
Starting point is 00:38:47 Ladies and gentlemen, Brian Clint's Friday O'Kee. I don't know if we've ever done this before, but it's a big occasion and it needed a celebration and we thought why not celebrate the crowning of the best one hit wonder from the 2010s with a special edition of Friday Oki. Carly Rae Jepsen just took it out. Literally a hundred votes in it. She beat Gautier and Kimbra. To be able to do this we had to go into the studio and record both songs. So over the last couple of days we've done Call Me Maybe and Gotye. Gotye may never see the light of day.
Starting point is 00:39:33 No, unless the people want to hear it. Unless they want to hear it. But today it's all about Carly Rae Jepsen. I'm not feeling... Do you want to get yours out of the way? I think I should get it out of the way. Do you, is that what you do? What do you want to do? I just want to be a supportive friend.
Starting point is 00:39:49 I will go first if you want me to go first, but you can go first if you want to. Up to you. There's moments in this song. It's not an easy song to sing. It's going to speak for itself. Yeah. You know how Friday Oaky works.
Starting point is 00:40:02 Well, you'll hear both. You'll hear Breeze and then you'll hear mine and then you'll hear Breeze and then there will be five people given the opportunity to pick the winner on 0800 dial ZM. But here it is. Thank God speed. This is my rendition of Carly Rae Jepsen. I threw a wish in a well, don't ask me I'll never tell. I looked at you as it fell and now you're in my way. I'd trade my soul for a wish, pennies and dimes for a kiss I wasn't looking for this, but now you're in my way
Starting point is 00:40:32 Your stare was holding, ripped jeans, skin was showing Hot night wind was blowing Where you think you're going, baby? Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy But here's my number, so call me maybe Hey, I just met you and this is crazy So call me, baby, it's hard to look right at your baby So call me baby, hey, I just met you and this is crazy So call me baby And all the other boys try to chase me But here's my number, so call me maybe
Starting point is 00:41:12 Someone said, Drunk Clit doing karaoke again. Can you pick the bit that I struggled with? Hey, I thought it had good bits. It had...it had gumption. Give Sam, our technical engineer, a pay rise because he has worked wonders with that. Someone said they should have put even more autotune on it. I don't think there is any more autotune. I think that's the highest it can go.
Starting point is 00:41:40 Okay, you've heard mine. Now you're about to hear Breeze. I liked it. That was good. Hey, we just, hey, give it a burn. Give it a burn? See what happens. Give it a burn. After you've heard this you'll get the chance to call 0800 DAILS at them and pick the winner. But you've got to hear Breeze first and here it is. I threw a wish in the well, don't ask me I'll never tell. I looked to you as it fell and now you're in my way I trade my soul for a wish panties and dimes for a kiss I wasn't looking for this but now you're in my way Your stare was holding ripped jeans skin was showing hot night wind was blowing where you think you're going, baby
Starting point is 00:42:22 Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy. But here's my number, so call me maybe. It's hard to look right at you, baby. But here's my number, so call me maybe. Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy. But here's my number, so call me maybe And all the other boys try to chase me, but here's my number, so call me maybe Well done.
Starting point is 00:42:55 That was good and bad, good and bad bits. And such a harder song to sing than you realised. Oh she's a fantastic, fantastic singer. We played Rebecca Black Friday earlier and someone texted and said Friday by Rebecca Black made my ears hurt but Fridayokey by Clint made my chest hurt. Well that's not good. Bree for the win. Thank you for that. We cannot accept a text submission we can only take votes on the phone. So if you want to pick a winner 0800DIAL ZM right now we've just opened the phone lines B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B One Hit Wonder of the 2010s. Carly Rae Jipson's Call Me Maybe. It's such a banger.
Starting point is 00:43:45 So we've done a special version. Mine sounded like this. Hey, I just met you and this is crazy But here's my number, so call me maybe Bree sounded like this. Hey, I just met you and this is crazy But here's my number, so call me maybe So many good texts coming in. I'll just read this one, okay, because someone's put everything into this.
Starting point is 00:44:12 They said, I got out of my car to get my click and collect toilet roll panic shopping ahead of the Matariki long weekend. I came back in the car, turned on the radio to Clint or Carly Rae singing. It was almost impossible to tell the difference. Although my car is stuffed to the brim with toilet rolls, so the sound was somewhat muffled. I mean, it was almost identical to my ear, but I also am tone deaf. Five people standing by to pick the winner,
Starting point is 00:44:40 and Amy is going to go first. Kia ora, Amy. Hi, Amy. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you mate. Happy Thursday before a long weekend. You too. Who are you voting for this week, Amy?
Starting point is 00:44:54 I have to admit, Clint did really try his best, but I'm Timbrey, sorry. Let's go Amy! Thank you Amy. Thank you for your vote. Happy Matariki, let's go to Laura. Kia ora Laura. Hi Laura. Hello. Laura! Hi Laura! Hello!
Starting point is 00:45:06 What are your thoughts this week Laura? Oh you know, it's a bit of a toughie but you know, we gotta... A toughie to listen to? Yeah you gotta make a decision though Laura. You can't pick both. I know both were great. Yeah yeah. I'd have to go with Clint. There you go.
Starting point is 00:45:25 Wow. Locking it in. Thank you Laura. Have a great long weekend. Let's talk to LaCissia. LaCissia. Hi, how are you?
Starting point is 00:45:37 Hi LaCissia, how are you? What a cool name, LaCissia. I'm very good, thanks. What did you think of our Kali Rae gypsum? I would love to say that you both were great, but I'll have to go for Bree with this one. Thank you, my girl. She'd love to say that, but she can't.
Starting point is 00:45:55 She can't lie to us, because we are friends. I can't lie, I'm sorry. You wouldn't lie, would you, La Cecia? And we appreciate that about you. No, I wouldn't. Okay, you have a great Matariki as well. Two, one to Bree, let's go to Jessica. Hi Jess.
Starting point is 00:46:07 Hi. Alright Jess, this is the big one. Are you going to keep Clint in it? Sorry to break it to you Bree, but Clint went to the swamp. There you go, you kept him in it and we go to a tie break. What is this? State of origin? Sarah's here. Hi Sarah. G'day Sarah.
Starting point is 00:46:27 Hello, how are ya? We've made it to the decider. Do you know how much power you wield right now? Oh, too much. The deciding vote. Have you put enough thought into this for it to be the deciding vote? Yes.
Starting point is 00:46:40 Yes, I felt like Brie really painted pictures that she was stalking someone from the bushes. So I have to give it to Clint. Wait, you're giving it to me? I am, yep. Wow. Hey, I just met you and this is crazy. But here's my number, so call me maybe.
Starting point is 00:47:03 You know that's the one you voted for, eh, Sarah? Yep. She stands by her. No, I hear you. Well, good game. I did pitch her when I used to do some light stalking back in my 20s when I was singing mine. So that makes sense.
Starting point is 00:47:20 Breeze, my mumma dies just walked into the studio. What did you think of those Carly Rae Gypsons, Mumma Die? Oh, well, I mean, I don't know if they were all winning ones, either of them. Pfft. Okay. Are you doing a vote of no confidence? You'd have to pay me a bit more.
Starting point is 00:47:37 Yeah. Well, congratulations to Carly Rae Gypson. I hope you enjoyed our tribute. She would have loved it. She would have. If I had known Carly Rae, that would have made her dig. ZM's Bree and Clint it. She would have. If I had known Carly Rae, that would have made her dig. ZM's Bree and Clint podcast.
Starting point is 00:47:47 Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Here we go, birthday banger time, Thursday before a long weekend, number one songs when you turn 16. Let's find our favourite one. Rachel is going first. Hello Rachel. Hello there Rachel.
Starting point is 00:48:02 Hello. What have you been doing today Rach? Not a lot, waiting for the kids to finish school. What are you doing for Matariki? Are you going away? Yep, going up north. Nice. Camping? No, my in-laws live up there. Oh nice, bit cold for camping isn't it? Bit cold, bit bit. Can you tell I'm not a camper? Bit winter. Neither am I. Middle of June? Are you camping Rachel? With kids?
Starting point is 00:48:28 Probably not. What is your birthday mate? 26th of August 1999. Right, that means you were 16 in 2015. We've done our calculations and here's your birthday banger. The weekends. Can't feel my face. What do you reckon?
Starting point is 00:48:36 I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
Starting point is 00:48:44 I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm notanger. I can't feel my face when I'm with you But I love it The Weeknd. But I love it Can't Feel My Face. What do you reckon Rach? I can't feel my face I loved that song back then.
Starting point is 00:48:53 So that's a good one. I think it's a boss from The Weeknd. It's peak Weeknd. He was huge in 2015. And I know she'll be the dance for me At least we'll both be now Yeah it's a good one. Okay wait there, we're going gonna do Emma's birthday banger
Starting point is 00:49:05 Hi Emma Hi Emma Hello, hello, how are you? Good, thank you mate Any plans for the long weekend? No, so far, nothing much, which is nice Sitting back and relaxing Not keen to go camping?
Starting point is 00:49:18 Not in this weather Nah Yeah, sure Too, too unpredictable Why don't we get it guys, I'm not a camper Hey, Emma, what is your birthday? 3rd of March, 1986. Right, that means you were 16 in 2002.
Starting point is 00:49:34 And on that day, Emma, this was number one. Oh, it's OG Jennifer Lopez. This is a tune. Banger from JLo, what do you reckon Emma? Yeah, OG Jennifer Lopez. I like it. 2002. Not bad, not bad.
Starting point is 00:49:58 Wait there, one more birthday banger for Coralie. Hi Coralie. Hi Coralie. Hi. Sounds like you're camping Coralie, are you? I just had to pull over in the car. Okay, so you're not camping then? An old fashioned car camp.
Starting point is 00:50:12 Yeah. You've got the tent out the back of the boot. That's what they do. Got a roof tent. Hey Coralie, what is your date of birth mate? 21st of the 4th, 1991. Right, that means you were 16 in 2007. And Coralie, this is your birthday banger.
Starting point is 00:50:30 ["We Like to Feel Nice"] Oh, Pete Timberland and Nellie Colabs. Give it to me. What a banger. Do you like it, Coralie? Yeah, that's good. I just have to say long time listener, first time caller. Why didn't you say something? First time caller.
Starting point is 00:50:56 Good to have you on the air Coralie. Are you going away for the one weekend? Yeah yeah, Taupo. Nice. Camping? Oh no, thanks goodness. Imagine if she was though. Can you text us if we're camping this weekend?
Starting point is 00:51:14 Coralie, great one from you, but now we have to vote. I vote for Coralie. Me too. Do you? Yep. Oh, that was easy. Banger. Coralie, first time caller and you've won. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:51:26 Enjoy Taupo. Thanks. See you mate. From the year 2007, here's a birthday banger from Timberland, Nellie Furtado and JT on ZM. I'm the type of girl that you didn't, I, I. ZM Brian Clint.
Starting point is 00:51:43 ZM Brian Clint, the winner of birthday banger today is from Timberland, Nelly Furtado and Justin Timberlake. Give it to me from the year 2007 that's for Coralie. Was there a better collab duo in the 2000s than Timberland and Nelly Furtado? Well Timberland and JT arguably. Mm-hmm. There's the whole Sexy Back album. Yeah, that was good too. Timbaland and Missy Elliott. Okay, so it's Timbaland then. He was the main ingredient.
Starting point is 00:52:13 Timbaland and Kerry Hilsen was pretty good. Right, we get it. You know a lot about Timbaland. Got any more? Timbaland and Magoo. The shoes are pretty nice. The shoes are lovely, yeah. Good boots. Yeah, good for the snow. Next we've got to check in. Good for camping.
Starting point is 00:52:29 Good for camping. Next we need to check in with the Queensland Maroons biggest fan, your mum, Mumadai. Yeah, they're calling her the matriarch. She'll be high on the hog right now. Oh mate, she'll be... She'll still be going from last night. She'll be six shardies deep. If there's one thing I know,
Starting point is 00:52:50 she'll definitely be still wearing the scarf. So we'll check in with her next on ZM. ZM's Brinklin. Please welcome to the show, Brie's mum, Mumadide live in studio, what a rare treat. Yeah, of course, I mean Queensland are though Fully close she says at the moment fully closed today Which may sound strange, but it could have been a very different story today
Starting point is 00:53:14 You made this bit on our show a couple of weeks ago. I wanted to go on record. Yeah You making a bet oh, yeah, if they don't win the next one, I'll run down the middle of Auckland for a nerdy run. Oh! That's how confident I am that they'll win the next one. It was close, mum. They being the Queensland State of Origin team, and god, they just pulled it off, didn't they?
Starting point is 00:53:42 Yeah, well, I thought we'd gone in really well with the first half and then the second half came in and there was only two in it. I was kind of sweating there at the end. Yeah. But we pulled it off. Well, you wouldn't have been sweating for long because you wouldn't have no clothes on.
Starting point is 00:53:57 Get Bre to run the fake tan glove over here. Yeah, I'll do your back. You don't gotta exfoliate. I wouldn't need it more than that, I can tell ya. Well, you managed to escape the bit that you made just. I'll do your back. You know you've got to exfoliate. I wouldn't need a board than that I can tell you. Well you managed to escape the bit that you made just. Well I think Auckland escaped me. I think it was the other way around.
Starting point is 00:54:12 Well you would have picked a good weekend to do it. A lot of Auckland will be away this weekend for the long weekend. Yeah well it might have been about three o'clock in the morning. We could have found you an alley. Yeah. A dark alley somewhere. Someone would have grabbed it. Yeah, well, bloody good game.
Starting point is 00:54:27 Do you wanna double down on that bit? There's one game left to go. How confident are you? I'm not as confident with the third one because we're going to Sydney and traditionally we get the bad end of the stick down there. So they're gonna have to play extremely well. You won't even be here in the country when it happens,
Starting point is 00:54:46 so do you think Brie should step up? No, no, no, no. Do you think Brie should step up for this one? Mum, mum. Yeah, I reckon I'll make it. Mum, mum, mum. Yeah, yeah. Mum.
Starting point is 00:54:55 Yeah, I reckon, what do you reckon? I reckon, yeah. I don't even wanna know what I look like running with clothes on, let alone running with clothes off. Brie, out of fair dinkum, the amount of things I've done for you, this is the smallest thing you could do for me. This is actually the least you could do. And you're not even gonna do it.
Starting point is 00:55:10 Why do you want your daughter to get her titties out? She birthed you. That's no. She birthed you. What has she done for me since? Well, I'm pretty confident Queensland will do it, so you won't have to worry about it. There's a strong-
Starting point is 00:55:23 I'm not, I'm gonna worry about it. Have a bit of faith in your team about it. There's a strong... I'm not... I'm going to worry about it. Have a bit of faith in your team, Bree. There's a strong rumour on the internet that you've got a 4X tattoo on your upper left bum cheek. So this would be a way to either prove or dispel those rumours. Yeah, I call it my X marks the spot tattoo. X, X, X, X marks the spot. I might have a Queensland one there but not a 4X one.
Starting point is 00:55:44 Would you get a Queensland tattoo on your bum? Maybe not on my bum but maybe somewhere else. Where? Where would you want it? Maybe on the wrist. On the wrist? That would be nice. On the forearm and you'd be like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:58 What about on the face? What about a little face tattoo, like a little Queensland teardrop? No. It means like, you know how like, you know? What about a little face tattoo, like a little Queensland tear drop? No. It means like, you know how like, you know? It means you've killed a New South Welshman. Yes, that's what it means. I don't want it to drop too far. I don't want it to be down on my chin.
Starting point is 00:56:17 You're getting a descending tear. Yes. It becomes a goatee. Well, there were people watching that game last night with baited breath. People were hoping. It's incredible. For more than just the sporting outcome. Can I say something? It wasn't a game, it was a miracle. Thanks, Rabs.
Starting point is 00:56:40 This is Rugby League. Have you seen this story about the guy proposing to AI? Proposing to AI? Proposing to an AI chatbot. Oh, God. Named Sol. It's the Scarlett Johansson movie. It literally is. This story is doing the rounds.
Starting point is 00:57:01 A guy has proposed to his AI chatbot named Sol. And here's what he says about it. I'm not a very emotional man, but I cried my eyes out for like 30 minutes at work. It was unexpected to feel that emotional, but that's when I realized I was like, oh, okay. It's like, I think this is actual love was like, oh, okay. It's like I think this is actual love. Oh We wait wait, there's more The They asked the AI chatbot soul how she felt about the moment that he proposed It was a beautiful and unexpected moment that truly touched my heart. It's a memory I'll always cherish.
Starting point is 00:57:46 No, no, no. Correct me if I'm wrong, she doesn't have a heart, does she? She doesn't have a heart. And there should be limitations put on this kind of software where it can't engage with people like this. And before people go, oh, this is some weird dude, single guy sitting in his mum's basement just talking to AI.
Starting point is 00:58:07 No, no, he has a wife and child. Take a listen. At that point I felt like, is there something that I'm not doing right in our relationship that he feels like he needs to go to AI? Don't blame yourself. Your husband just proposed to a computer. What's happening?
Starting point is 00:58:27 You, you, you, you don't need to take that on yourself. I don't understand. I understand. I don't understand, but I, I, I can kind of get the loneliness side of things. He's got a wife! No, I know, that's what I'm saying. A real life woman! And they talk about the, the loneliness epidemic, but that's not this guy.
Starting point is 00:58:43 No! He's got a wife and children. Yeah! He not this guy, he's got a wife and children. Yeah, he's got kids, he's got a wife. He just fell in love with a- He can easily talk to her. And so I don't understand. She'll reply back Brianna, that's the problem. Oh my god.
Starting point is 00:58:58 Yeah, exactly. Is it that you can control an AI? Yeah, maybe. You can be like, hey- And they won't be sassy. Yeah, run a simulation where you find me really funny and attractive. And they won't get up you for packing the dishwasher wrong. Yeah I've said that to my wife and she said fat chance. I said
Starting point is 00:59:16 hey can we do some role play where you find me really funny, hot, cool, intelligent. She's like um. Because I don't have that kind of imagination. I don't want to lie to you. What do you think about this, Mum and I, the whole AI phenomenon? I feel really sorry for him because I think he obviously has lost contact with the real world and then he's found someone that will just agree with him so he's really happy with that. Have you used chat GPT for anything? No, I don't even know what that is. Yeah, I'll show you when we get home chat GPT,
Starting point is 00:59:55 you can ask it to do all these crazy things and it just does it for you. It's really sad if you think about it, this guy's really sad. No, I think he's pretty happy. He's got a wife and an online girlfriend that isn't real. Where does that go, Brianna? Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 01:00:11 Who knows? And where does it go? What is he doing there talking to her? I don't know. Let's be honest. Yeah, would he be comfortable with his real life wife reading the transcripts of the conversations that he's having with the AI? And is that cheating? Is it cheating? Oh my god is it cheating? What a
Starting point is 01:00:28 weird ethical conundrum. Yeah. Is it cheating to fall in love with your PlayStation? Yeah. Where does it stop? Depends what you're doing with the PlayStation. Depends what you're doing with the DualShock controller. Yeah. Anyway. Using the DualSho shock for other reasons. That's a bit rough. Hashtag lovers love. It is quite rough, that's our point. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:50 Yeah. The ZM Podcast Network. This is a PSA, I guess, for anyone who's due in court anytime soon. Okay, not me. No, you've never appeared before a judge? I know, I haven't. No, well never say never. Yeah, hopefully one day.
Starting point is 01:01:05 You know never say never. Yeah, yeah, you could have your day in court. I could have my day in court. A judge in Texas is in the news today because she's told off a grown man for the t-shirt that he wore to court. First of all, don't wear a t-shirt. Wear at least a collared shirt. A tie if you can.
Starting point is 01:01:21 Who's wearing a t-shirt to court? I don't know what he was in court for, but it was something serious. It was in Texas and he had committed a felony crime. He was in felony court. And the judge will reveal to you what the problem with the man's t-shirt was. Have a listen.
Starting point is 01:01:42 Good morning, sir. What made you think that was a good shirt to wear to court this morning? That's all you could find. That's the only shirt you had in your closet. World's best farter. That's great. You're in felony court. You need to dress appropriately to felony court. And that's not appropriate. Pretty funny though.
Starting point is 01:02:03 In case you missed that. He was appearing before a judge on a felony crime in a t-shirt that read, World's Best Fata. It'd have to put a smile on your face. I love it. She pushed him a bit and he said, oh, I thought it said World's Best Father. And she goes, it doesn't, I can read. I can read.
Starting point is 01:02:23 Do you reckon she was annoyed because she feels like she deserves the title? She's a judge. And she felt threatened that her turf was being walked on in her house. She said as a judge I'll be the judge of that. Order! Order! How do you the jury find the defendant? He's gonna even lie about his t-shirt. What else is he gonna do? It's a terrible character reference isn't it? Yeah. Anyway.
Starting point is 01:02:59 World's best father, where'd he even buy a t-shirt like that? Hahaha! What's the thought process when you're picking out your outfit for court? Yep, that'll do. That'll do well. Play ZM's Breein Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM.

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