ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 19th March 2021

Episode Date: March 19, 2021

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Hello everybody and welcome- oh no that's not how we start it. Oh wait don't don't delete this Ben this is good this is good BTS. Um why you don't wave that plunger around I told you that's been in a toilet. This is like you know how Thor carries a hammer this is like my weapon if I was a superhero. Because you're Italian you're like Luigi. I'm like hey let's go get to the toilets. Um that was racist to yourself. Hey everyone welcome to the toilets. That was racist to yourself. Hey, everyone.

Welcome to the podcast that's already started. Bree's got a special announcement. Clint is no longer allowed at my house ever. Very intimate scene I walked in on this morning. It's in the podcast By the way You'll understand But cute that you

And your partner Still spoon Thank you mate Shall we play Some guesses quickly And this is an intimate Look into the relationship Who do you think

Is little spoon Will start with Ben In that relationship Oh yeah I'm with you now Yeah Bree or Bree's partner But it's hard because i've

seen the video but oh everyone's in the video if you hadn't to be honest if you hadn't seen the video who would you think would be little spoon i would have said she was big spoon same same same who me yeah i picked you for big spoon nah both i'm. Really? I thought everyone was both. Do you guys swap? Yeah. No. I don't. You can't pick and choose. You can't be like, I'm just one thing. Really?

Absolutely. I've always been both. Oh, my God. In everything. I mean, yeah. You're a bispoonial. I'm a bispoonial. Oh, wow.

Yeah, always. Always have been. To be fair, I'm no spoon at the moment. Because when your wife is that pregnant She's just like Get the hell away from me Don't touch me Get away from me In fact try the couch

Don't even touch me You did this to me Again she physically couldn't big spoon me She has to lay on her back right? Ah no you can't lie on your back You shouldn't lie on your back What? So how do you lay?

On your side. On your side, yeah. With a pillow between your knees. So you could spoon. I could spoon her if she let me, yeah. Yeah, but she won't let you. But she doesn't want me to. Yeah, to be honest, I wouldn't want anyone touching me either.

I think you're going to say, I wouldn't want you to touch me either. And she physically couldn't spoon me because there's a giant bump in the way. Yeah, well, that's true. What a malone. Yeah, that's impossible. The baby would be spooning me. That's a weird thought, isn't it? Yeah, weird, eh?

Have you ever thought to yourself that at one point you were in your grandma's tummy? No. Yes, you were. Because technically your mum Was inside your grandma Years before your time And then you were inside your mum Well I wasn't because I hadn't been fertilised

So 50% of my DNA was This is like that bullshit my parents used to spin to me Because they went to Disneyland on their honeymoon And were like oh mum we want to go to me because they went to Disneyland on their honeymoon and were like, oh, mum, we want to go to Disneyland. And they're like, well, technically, you've been. Oh, yeah. And I was like, what a crock of shit.

That is so true. They do that all the time. My uncle shits his pants at Disneyland. Wow, that beats my story. That's a true story. What ride? I think it was on Magic Mountain, I think. And it wasn't so magic for him.

And you know what happened? Out of fear? Did he do it out of fear? No. So I think he had a bad burrito from judging. We need to call my mum and ask her for the full story. But he shit his pants. And then he ended up.

We literally have nothing but time, by the way. He ended up taking his pants off. Actually, maybe I've got the story all wrong. I don't think I've heard this story for 10 years, so you'd better get it from my mum. Which uncle was it? I think it was my uncle Snow, but actually, just ask her. What does Snow stand for?

He's got, like, super white hair. Oh, that's cool. So everyone called him Snowy Maybe I've completely got the story wrong And it was my mum that shit herself Or someone wet themselves I don't know you ask it I hope you haven't oversold it

I feel like I have She's like no one of us had a cold That wasn't an accurate Come on mum That's a weird ring These phones Come on, Mum. It's a weird ring. These phones are something... The number of times I've called the receptionist by accident, since these new phones have gone out.

You're probably calling them right now. I'm like, hey, this is a prank call. She's like, cool, this is a reception. Hello? Mumma Di? Oh, here she is. Hi. There's no news, is there, Clint?

Oh, no, no news. No, no. I'll send you a photo when there's news. Send you a photo of the progress. Yeah. Okay. That would be wonderful. How are yous going? Good. We've got a historical Thomas L family question to ask. Is it Thomas L

family? No, a bit of both. Bit of both? Bit of both. Technically, most of my mum's side of the family were there. Right. Mum, correct me if I'm wrong, I've got a very vague recollection of you telling me, remember the time you and Snowy and Julie

and Dad and I can't remember who else was there, all went to America and you went to Disneyland? Yes, but your father didn't go. Oh, he's ruled out. Okay. Why didn't he go?

Well, we were single at the time, and I went with Snow and Julie and two other girls. Oh, he didn't go to America at all. Right. No. Oh, that's so sinister. Julie won the trip, remember? That's right. She beat you. She beat you in the Apple and

Grape Miss Harvest Festival, didn't she? Apple and Grape Queen. That's another story. Mum, am I making things up? Did someone shit their pants at Disney World or something? Well, I cannot, for want of a better word, not poo themselves, Brianna. They got a bit of bad chasing. Oh, that's so different. Yes.

Who was it? Well, it was Artie Julie. So then she had to wear her husband's underpants, which came down to her knees around Disneyland. And unfortunately, she got on one of the rides and we turned around and looked at her And thought, no You better close your legs up

Because those undies don't look good Right I knew it was some sort of story Isn't it funny how Chinese whispers happen Brie, why aren't we just telling a story before about Disneyland And Brie just comes in with My uncle should have spent Disneyland You know what's happened?

My mum has told me that story years ago but then I've meshed it with the storyline on Friends and as I was trying to remember all the details, I was like, wait, was this a storyline on Friends? Because Ross shit himself on a ride.

But Brianna, what we used to do when we were at Disneyland, right, we made Julie walk in front of us because she used to walk like she was a pig was running through her legs because her chafing was so bad. Oh, so she's like bow-legged. Yeah, it wasn't pretty. Mum, just to clarify, Uncle Snow never shit himself? I won't say he never has. Right, okay.

Right, we'll leave it at that. The prosecution rests. That's another story. We'll leave it at that. Hey, stick around, Mumma Di. You can do our international birthday banger with us today. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

Free and Cleanse. Birthday banger. The today. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Three and Clint's birthday banger. The podcast. Yeah! Essentially, three people from our podcast family on Facebook,

they've put their birthday on the post and we're cycling through them. You can help us pick the winner today. Yeah, mum. So listen to all three

and then we can pick our favourite, alright? First one's Lauren Watkins from Wiltshire. Wiltshire. Wiltshire. Wiltshire. Wiltshire. Wiltshire in the UK. Alright,

Lauren, she was born on the 19th of March 1988, so she was 16 in 2004. And on the 19th of March, which is today, back in 2004, this was number one. One hop this time. One hop this time.

Right foot, two stomps. Left foot, two stomps. Slide to the left. I hate this song because I don't know left and right. Oh, yeah, bad song. It's way too hard for me. I was just getting it wrong just then. Do you like that song, Mama Die? I like it. I reckon it's upbeat and it's up there.

Yeah. Okay. It's a winner with Mama Die. Okay, next one is for Cody Seamans. From British Columbia. Don't you dare laugh, Mama Di. Mama Di. Cody Seamans had this all his life, okay?

What he doesn't need is you coming in here. Poor Cody. He would know. He gets it. He gets it. He's from British Columbia, Canada. Cody was born on the 23rd of October, 1994. So he was 16 in 2010.

And on the 23rd of October, this was Top of the Chart. What a shame it's not Come On, Eileen. Come On, Eileen. Anna Stages is over that joke book. She's like, I'm over it. Mama Di, Bruno Mars, you into it? Love Bruno Mars. Yeah, I come.

Absolutely love him. I think he's fantastic. Yeah. At least that song sounds different from the last ten that he's released. No, Brianna is great. Our last international birthday banger come from my hometown, Rotorua, today. Christy Dorey Collings is getting her birthday banger today. Welcome to the podcast, Christy.

You were born on the 29th of January, 1988, so you were 16. No, she wouldn't have been 16 in 2014. Yes, she would. 88, 98, oh, 2004. Maybe 2004. Oh, no. Oh, so that's right? No, that's not right. No, that's not right. All right, well. Sorry, mum, usually this is very well-oiled machine. I might have gone to school with Christy, by the way. Rotorua's not a very big place, and she's the same age as me. Oh, yeah, she... Did you date her?

My girlfriend at school was called Christy. Whoa, is that her? Nah, she was two years younger than me. Oh. So, but then you never know. I'm not very good with numbers. Christy could have got married. That's what I mean.

I don't recognise her last name. But, um. That could be the Christy. Christy Dory Collings. Now, there's no one who went to school with me who listens to our podcast. But, like, I don't want to listen to that, Battler. All right, we're back on track. We're back on track.

Okay, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here's Christy's birthday banger from 2004, 29th of January. Take it, Mama Di. You know this one, huh? You ready, Mom?

I think I'm going crazy. There she is. Okay, what's the winner? You've got three choices. You've got the cha-cha slide. You've got Bruno Mars and you've got Black Eyed Peas. Black Eyed Peas, shut up. It's absolutely Bruno for me.

Okay. Bruno Mars, come on. It's a beautiful slide. Mum, you're killing me. Okay. Bruno Mars. No, Mum. It's a beautiful song. Mum, you're killing me. Every bloody flash mob wedding proposal, I've used this. And then they got Married to Marry You by Bruno Mars.

And then the divorce was I'd Catch a Grenade for You. No, that's a romantic song too. I thought it's like where he's had his heart broken. Oh, come on Here you go Have a great weekend, everybody Have a great weekend, Mum and Di

Oh, have a great weekend, guys I'm thinking of you See, there's a treble bubble on the way Yeah You might have Bree You might have Bree stinking up the home toilet in a few weeks Oh, God, I hope so She can stink up whatever she wants.

I don't care. Get the plunger ready, Mum. She could even drive the new car. I'll let her. Okay. Deal. She'll quarantine for that. Go do some doughies down on the dirt road.

Have a great weekend, everybody. We'll catch you guys back next week. Bye, guys. Bye. All right, that's enough, Bruno. See you guys. Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in five, 4, 3, 2, 1. What a way to start the weekend!

1, 2, 3, 2, 1. Kia ora New Zealand, welcome to the show, it's Brie and Clint. G'day guys, big news in my world Clint. Yeah. I know what the secret sound is. Oh yeah, you're going on about that. I've found out. Brie's positive she's figured out what The Secret Sound is.

I found this thing out in the office, and I thought, why would this be out here? And then I went, oh, my God, it's The Sound. When are you going to reveal it? What about now? You can reveal it now if you want to. I can reveal it now because then it gives people time if they want to use my guess.

So how this generally works is if someone at ZM thinks they've figured it out, they're totally allowed to say what they think it is because we're not allowed to guess. We're not allowed to play. We also don't know what it is. And we don't know what it is, so it's your chance to use that guess or ignore it. It's completely up to you.

Right. So yeah. Floor is yours. This is what Brie believes the secret sound is. Now play the sound. You're not going to reveal what that was? No, you've got to play the sound. Do it again, do it again, do it again. Okay, ready, ready?

I'll turn it right up, I'll turn it right up. You ready? Go. Okay, and so this is the secret sound, part one. Part two. Come on! Did you wet it like I told you? No, what am I going to do? Lick it?

You're not going to lick it? No, not lick it. Run it under a tap. It is a toilet plunger being stuck to the desk and then pulled off. I'm telling you, that's what it is. Is it? Is that a $50,000 sound? Yes, it's that two motion.

Okay, well, if you believe Bree, you're welcome to guess that at 4 o'clock or 5 o'clock if you can get through this afternoon. $50,000 for Secret Sound. If you don't have a guess, but you've always wanted to play, feel free to take mine. Use Bree's guess. There you go. Right now, though, we're going to play Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clintz. Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clintz. Tradie vs. Lady.

All right. Where the internet is down at ZM today, so we can't write any topical questions because we don't know any topical information. Because we don't have a broad knowledge, funnily enough, that we're running this game. So if you want to play the first ever completely musical round of Tradie vs. Lady verse lady you just got to guess

songs call us and we'll play with you next after fergie and glamorous songs it in bri and clint bri and clint bri and clint tradie versus lady all right the internet has gone down at our workplace, so there won't be any trivia this afternoon. No. But we do have a different type of Tradee V. Lady on the cards. We'll be playing the musical version. So let's welcome our lady first. She's 32.

She's from Hamilton, and she has three wonderful children. It's Sarah, everybody. Hi, Sarah. Hi, guys. Hello. Sorry, I described the children as wonderful. Would you describe them as wonderful? Yes, they're definitely wonderful. Okay, guys. Hello. Sorry, I described the children as wonderful. Would you describe them as wonderful? Yes, they're definitely wonderful.

Okay, they're wonderful. We agree. Okay. You're taking on our tradie today. He's 29. He's a builder in Christchurch. Welcome to the show, Ollie. G'day, Ollie.

How you doing? Good. Good, mate. You guys know your songs? Because that's what we're playing with today. I'm really nervous now. Okay. What's going to happen is you're going to buzz in with Lady, Sarah, and Tradie, Ollie.

And we need to be as loud as you can when you buzz in. Absolutely. Because we're going to have to hear you over the song. If you buzz in and you guess wrong, the other person gets a free guess. Good luck, everybody. Here comes song number one. You can win with artist or title this afternoon. Okay. Good luck. Song number one. You can win with artist or title this afternoon. Good luck.

Song number one. Sarah's in first. Yeah, Sarah, yeah. Katy Perry. Katy Perry is... Correct. Correct. And the song is Firework.

Okay, so you knew that though, Ollie, didn't you? I thought I was in there first. Yeah, well... You was close. Nice and loud, nice and loud. Good luck. Here's song number two. Ollie.

Wagon Wheel. Wagon Wheel, yeah. Of course it's Wagon Wheel. It's one apiece. That's the first of 493 times that song's going to be played this Friday. Okay, here we go. Even at one all, here's song number three. Oh, Ollie's in.

Ed Sheeran. Ed Sheeran is correct. Yeah, two under the tradies. You can win it here, Ollie. Or Sarah, you can level the scores. I'm on, Sarah. Song number four. Tradies. Ollie. Ollie for the win. Lady.

Ollie. Ollie for the win. Queen. Ollie. Too easy, too easy. Would have been devastating if you didn't get queen. Well done, Ollie. We've got 50 bucks cash for you to head into the weekend with

and the Tradiverse lady title. Right now, I want to scare some people out of borrowing... No! Out of borrowing someone's car. A 20-year-old kid in Australia who's on his P-plates, which I imagine is... Provisional. So like your learner's licence?

No. What's a provisional? The one up. Oh, restricted. Restricted. So like your learner's license? No. What's a provisional? The one up. Oh. Restricted. Restricted. Right. So he's on his restricted, has crashed his dad's car into a power pole.

That's the actual audio. Yeah, that was actually it. Please tell me it was not a nice car. He's okay is the first thing we need to address. That's the main thing. Yeah, that was actually it. Please tell me it was not a nice car. He's okay is the first thing we need to address. He's fine. He's okay. He came out of it unscathed. The car was a brand new V8 Ford Mustang R-Spec worth $100,000.

Oh, no. I feel sick. I feel actual sick to my stomach. Also, I think it was like Dad's dream car, like he'd finally got enough money and saved up for the dream car. But it's fine, right? If you're rich enough to afford a Mustang, you're rich enough to afford insurance.

Oh, they didn't have insurance. Don't tell me they didn't have insurance. He did have insurance, but because his son was on, he's restricted, he's not covered by the insurance. So the $100,000 crash is not insured. And that's it. The car's ridden off. The car, no.

He's crashed it into a power pole. Like he's wrapped the front of it around a power pole. The car has to go to the wreckers. The whole engine would be donezo. Do you want me to make it worse? How is it going to get any worse? After the accident, the dad has revealed that he only recently purchased the Mustang

so it could be used in his daughter's wedding. How stink would you feel as the son? You would just have to offer to drive her to the wedding in your Suzuki Swift. What's he going to do? He'll have to pay him back for the rest. No, you can't. You can't make your son pay you back. Oh, I would.

Would you? Oh, I would, yes. $100,000. It'll take his whole life. I don't care. It's a lesson that has to be learned. No, the lesson has to be learned that don't loan your car to your dumbass son. That's the lesson to be learned.

Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. He didn't steal the car. I thought he had taken it and went for a joyride. Oh, he was definitely joyriding, but there's no reason to say that he stole it. So the dad said he could take it. To be fair, the car is fluorescent green, so he was kind of doing his dad a favour. That's not nice. Come on.

His dad bought the ugliest Mustang you can buy. Yeah, look, it's not the best colour, is it? Not the best. Maybe he just wanted to ding it a bit so that it got a new paint job. Maybe that's what he was trying to do. Anyway, car's done. But he's okay. That's the important part.

Have you ever done that? It crashed? Ruined someone's car? Yeah I have Whose? My friend Jamie Was up from Wellington And they were staying here

And he had a Subaru Impreza station wagon And he picked me up from work With all the boys in the car And we were going We were going to go to Sylvia Park for some reason Because that was a fun thing to do

And I was like Bro I'm from Auckland Let me drive Got in Drove down Ponsonby Road Someone goes Whoa look a Lamborghini I looked to the left And I was like, bro, I'm from Auckland. Let me drive. Got in, drove down Ponsonby Road. Someone goes, whoa, look, a Lamborghini. I looked to the left and went, boom! Up the back of another car. I'd been driving for

three minutes. What happened, drifter? What happened, drifter? You loser. Not a hundred grand though. I think it cost like eighteen hundred bucks to fix. But that was a lot of money. That's a lot of money. That was a lot of money. How old were you? Twenty. Oh, not not ideal is it? Do you know that if you have an accident

Insurance companies let you pay it off Like as slowly as you want Yeah I know I was like I don't have any money And they're like well you can pay it off Interest free We'll take a dollar They took

Well they took 20 bucks a month For like 3 years They're like we've got nothing but time Yeah yeah yeah we'll still be here We want to know this afternoon Did you crash a car that wasn't yours? Like this guy, like me. Maybe it was a company car.

Maybe it was your dad's flash car. Maybe it's a car that you were borrowing and they didn't know about it. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. Are you at a place where you can talk about it, you know? Like have you got to yourself? Have you moved past it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This could be part of the healing process, actually. It could be cathartic. Are you at a place where you can talk about it, you know? Like, have you got to yourself? Have you moved past it? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

This could be part of the healing process, actually. It could be cathartic. Bree and Clint. A kid in Australia has just crashed his dad's brand new V8 Ford Mustang ass back into a power pole. An ass back? Ass back. Let's hope it's not.

He's completely totaled it. It's a write-off. It's an absolute write-off. There's no insurance because he's on his restricted license. That is devastating. Yeah.

It's his dad's dream car. It's the car his dad bought to drive his daughter to her wedding in. But it was green, so you know. Some say it's good that it's off the road.

It wasn't, it was... You leave him alone. Some say it's good that it's off the road. It wasn't, it was... You leave him alone. It was like roadworks green. It looked, you know, like... It was like the colour that, you know, the colour of those vests that cyclists wear? Yes, no, we get it, we get it. It's not for everyone.

It's not for everyone, but he obviously liked it. He'll be wishing the power pole was high-vis instead of the car. We're asking you this afternoon, have you crashed someone else's car before? Ethan's here. Hi, Ethan. Hi, Ethan. Yeah, hey, guys. It takes a big man to admit to crashing,

especially someone else's car. So, first of all, good on you for taking the first step. Yeah, no, it couldn't be hard for me. Yeah, he spent two years building it and it's been road legal for about six hours and I wrote it off on the road away and I had to spend the last year building a new one because it was uninsured. Whose car was it?

My mate. Oh no, Ethan. Wait, wait. You're having to rebuild him a new car? Yeah, well it's not insured and you can't just buy it. What is it, a hot rod? So I built him a new one. No, no, no.

It's just the MX-5, but it was turbocharged and it had full paneling chains and all that sort of stuff. Tell us the truth, Ethan. Going back from a date later tonight, next thing you know, it's on the motorway. Got it. Ethan, tell us the truth, is this Vin Diesel?

Do you owe him a seven second car, Ethan? Vin Diesel. Let's go to Stephen. G'day, Stephen. G'day, Steve. G'day, guys. Happy Friday. Happy Friday to you, too.

The males are well represented in the car-crashing stakes. Tell us, whose car did you crash? Yeah, it was my boss. I'd never met him. He was coming in from Sweden. He'd hand-picked a car online, including the colour he wanted. I had to drive from Palmerston North to Auckland to meet him at the airport and take his car. Yeah.

Got as far as Taupo, got involved in a police chase, not me, another driver. That driver hit the side of my car, spun me a couple of times, took out the right side of the car. I had to still drive to Auckland and pick the new boss up in his car. I parked it, so when we came out,

he was looking at the left-hand side and I had to stand there and tell him. It was horrendous. Was it crashed into on the right-hand side? On the right-hand side. That is such a good pullback and reveal. You're like, so good news, I got the car. I would have just not told him.

And here it is, but guess what? You know, I was horrible. I felt sick, cow-po to Auckland. I bet. Was it insured? Did he have time to get it insured? Yeah. You know, the company had insured it, but he'd never met me,

and all he cared about was his car. I don't think he spoke to me from Auckland to Palmerston. Oh, my God. I wonder what type of car was it. Was it a nice one? Yeah, hang on. I really...

Yeah, look, it was... He picked it online. It was the new... It was about 1989. It was a Honda, the new Honda Civic in a beautiful denim blue. Oh, no.

Stephen. Yeah, right. Okay, good story, though. Bye, promotion. Holly's here. Hi, Holly. All right, Holly. Hi, right. Okay, good story, though. Bye, promotion. Holly's here. Hi, Holly. All right, Holly. Hi, guys.

Tell us, mate, what did you do? So, 16 years old, restricted license, bulldress shopping with my best friends, eating burgers, and Dad holding V6 turbo, thinking I'm real cool, boosting down the street, life control on the corner,

spun out on top of the boot of another car, on top of a tree, through a fence. Holly, please don't take this wrong, but you sound like you would have done that. I absolutely didn't and I still get shit

from everybody to this day and I was paying off the car and the fence $5 a week for a good solid two years. You had to pay for the fence as well? Yes, it was like an electric gate type thing. Oh, no, Holly. Holly hardcore, all right? And no insurance. No insurance.

It was on my restricted license with my friend in the car. The H in HSV stands for Holly. I can just picture Holly chucking a mani with her best friend. They've got burgers in the car. They put their heads out the window. Leshko. Please tell me you don't. I even had the Holden logo from where the airbag flopped out.

It burnt into my arm. Bree and Clint. No. From iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, a guy from Aussie is claiming that Netflix stole his idea for a TV show and has made it with Zac Efron. Tell us more.

Here's the deal, right. So in 2017, a guy named Ben Waddell pitched to Netflix a show called Down to Earth with Ben Waddell and he gave them like a pilot episode, right? That's what he is claiming. Then three years later, Netflix, his show was called Down to Earth with Ben Waddell. Netflix released a series with Zac Efron

called Down to Earth with Zac Efron.. Netflix released a series with Zac Efron called Down to Earth with Zac Efron. And the show, apparently, apart from the name being weirdly, it's the same name. Sorry, it's the same name. It's the same name. Let's just have a look here. Nope, Zac's name.

That's similar, yep. Definitely the same. But here's the thing, right, so that's obviously hilarious, but the actual part that's really kind of riling this guy up is in his pilot episode, it even showed some of the shots in his pilot were the same shots, almost identical,

that they used in the opening sequence of the Zac Efron show. It talked about the same voiceover in the beginning, similar to that of the Zac Efron show. So here, this guy, Ben Waddell, is now taking on the David and Goliath thing. He's got a GoFundMe. He's raised $6,600 so far for his legal fees, and he's going to sue Netflix because they stole his idea. Here's the thing, though, guys.

Here is the thing, and this is something that I hear all the time in L.A. because I'm always around these broke story writers and things like that. A lot of ideas have been pitched, right? So, like, I know Down to Earth is obviously a very, very similar name and things like that, but, like, a tour of Australia during the weather. Yeah, it's not an original idea. Yeah, I get what you're saying.

Right. But... Yeah, so I don't know whether he's got a good taste or not, but a lot of stories have already been pitched. I'm sure Netflix got a good taste But a lot of stories Have already been pitched I'm sure Netflix Has seen a hell of a lot Of stories Yeah

The bit where I sympathise With him though Is that he's living Every man's worst nightmare He's been replaced By Zac Efron You know Every day

Every day us men That are in relationships We live in constant fear That we're going to get Replaced by Zac Efron It'll happen I've talked to my wife About this fear

And she goes You're right to be scared She said as soon as The border opens I'm going to Byron Zac Efron. It'll happen. I've talked to my wife about this fair, and she goes, you're right to be scared. She said, as soon as the border opens, I'm going to Byron Bay. Yep. Look out. It'll happen one day, and it's coming. Your time. D-Day.

Yeah. Or Z-Day. Z-Day. That's the latest. Thanks to Liquid Self-Service Launch Mats. You can check out their website for a location near you. Bree and Clint. Today's a special day, and for that reason,

I turned up to Brie's house first thing in the morning uninvited. It was very invasive and let's just say you're not the first thing I want to see when I wake up in the morning. And I did have to wake you up. Have a listen to this. Okay, it's about

8 o'clock in the morning and I'm currently outside Brie's house. It's international phone free day today and earlier in the week, she agreed to give up her phone for the whole day. I'm going to do it. I'll come to your house on Friday morning and I'll collect your phone. Deal? Deal.

I'll be waiting at your house at 8.30 to collect your phone. Now either she's forgotten or she thinks I've forgotten. She hasn't brought it up again, but I haven't forgotten. So let's go and get what we're due. Hey, man. Hey. Is Bree here? Yeah, I think so.

She's in bed. She's in bed. I've had to go to her bedroom. Bree. Bree. Hey. It's Friday. It's International Phone Free Day.

And I told you I was coming to get your phone. I'll just grab it and go. Okay, don't worry. You can go back to sleep. Give me the phone. Okay, see ya. You agree. Remember, we shook on it.

And I don't want you to look like a liar. Who let you in? I was a courier. Whitney, why aren't you protecting the house? Okay, that's it. We're done. Bye. I don't know.

What time do I have to be at work? 12 o'clock, like normal. How am I going to know the time? Get a watch. So from the moment you've woken up today, you've been without a phone. And how's it going for you? I feel like I don't even notice. Brie also has no internet on her computer currently.

That's not part of the challenge. That's more of a company issue at the moment. Which makes it very hard to do my job. But are you feeling free? Like are you feeling revitalised? Do you feel like you've been unshackled from the digital prison that we all live in being tethered to our phones 24-7? I think I actually really quite like it.

Do you? Yeah. The only thing that gave me anxiety was the thought of you posting things from my phone. The first thing that Bree did was go on to find my iPhone and lock the phone. Let's try again to get into that. How did you get that phone back? She thought she'd stolen the phone back off me, but I've got it again, all right? Tricky.

It's still locked. It still has a message saying, get off my phone, you bastard. And you have three more hours to go before you get your phone back. I'm feeling good. You're feeling good? Yeah, once I got over, it's really weird because you keep going to grab, like reach for your phone, and then you realise you have nothing to reach for. It's like a smoker.

You're looking for something to have between your fingers. I was going to say, it's kind of like all those years when I was single and I'd roll over and there was no one there. Bree and Clint. ZM's $50,000 secret sound. $50,000 on the line. And one very confident Bree Thomasale that she's cracked the secret sound. She knows it. I've figured it out.

Soundkeeper Els, get out of here because I'm here to stay and I know what it is. Soundkeeper Els, get out of here because I'm here to stay and I know what it is. Let's hear it. Okay. I was out in the office earlier today and I looked across the room and I saw a toilet plunger. I thought, that's weird. Why would there be a toilet plunger in a workplace?

Why would there be? And then I proceeded to make the sound with the toilet plunger. And you want to hear what it sounds like? Yeah, go on then. A toilet plunger. Well, I've wet it now so like? Yeah, go on then. The toilet plunger. Well, I've wet it now, so I don't know what it's going to sound like. I think it's going to sound more snappy. Okay, you ready?

Yeah, do it. Oh, she's pulled the handle right off the toilet plunger. That did not work out well. But does the first bit sound like the first bit? We heard the first bit, and this is the first bit of the secret sound. Ready again. Yeah, screw it. Hold on.

Doing great, Brie. Live radio. Yeah, go on. Yeah. Pretty close, if you ask me. I'm not saying anything, but great guess. Are you sweating bullets over there? I'm not saying., but great guess. Are you sweating bullets over there? I'm not saying.

I'm coming for you. Kate's here. Hi, Kate. Hi. Now, are you going to choose to take Bree's guess, which anyone's welcome to do, or are you going to stick to your own guess? I think I might stick to my own.

Thank you. Oh, well, don't say I didn't warn you, Kate. All right. How guttable Kate be if it is a plunger. You would be gutted. I know, exactly. Yeah. No, but I'm happy with't warn you, Kate. All right? How guttable Kate be if it is a plunger? You would be guttable. I know, exactly. Yeah. No, but I'm happy with that.

Okay, let's chuck you in, Kate. Let's do it. 50 grand on the line. Thanks to Star. Have you got the right answer? It's over to Soundkeeper Els. Good luck. Cool.

Yeah, Kate, please give me a guess. Okay, well, I was kind of playing on, like, the proposal and jewellery and everything, and I was thinking maybe it was ringing a bicycle bell. Oh. Oh. All right. A bicycle bell.

Can we hear the sound again, please? Yeah, sure. It's in two parts. Part one. Part two. Mm-hmm. Where in there do you get bicycle bell, Kate? Oh, I don't know.

You know, like, when the metal kind of... You sure you don't do you get bicycle bell, Kate? Oh, I don't know. You know, like when the metal kind of, I don't know. Are you sure you don't want to take my guess, Kate? Maybe I should have known. Last chance locking in bicycle bell? Yeah, locking that in. Okay, Soundkeeper Owls. Well, I'm really interested to hear how you got that guess. Were the clues pretty handy or are you just going out on a whim?

I'm just going out on a whim. There was a bike in the video. Wasn't there, Kate? Gary threw it at me. Kate, I haven't done this before. What's happening? You guys don't know what's happening,

do you? No. Kate, you can either stick with your answer, and I'll tell you whether that's a secret sound or not, or you can walk away with $500. You're bribing her. Maybe. Oh, so you sell your guess. Now, Kate, I just want to make sure that you're aware of what that means,

because you can do whichever one you want. If you walk away, your guest does not go through, but your guest remains available for someone else to use. So at 5 o'clock someone could call up and go, I want Kate's bicycle bell guest. And it could be worth $50,000 or it could be useless and you could have missed out on $500. I know.

Soundkeeper Els could have had a couple of drinks today and she's just, you know, feeling a bit loose. It's Friday. So it's all up to you, Kate. It's all on you. Hey, it's all good, whatever you do. Totally fine, whatever. I think I might just stick with my guess.

Kate? Kate, can I also tell you that if you walk away with the $500, you also get the $100 for getting on air. For $600. Oh, as well. Yes. Oh, my God. I mean, it's up to you.

Totally up to you, Kat. Totally up to you. I mean, Connor and I don't know what the sound is, but totally up to you. No, no. No, I'll just stick with my guess. You're going to stick with your guess. All right.

Just stick with your guess. One more time, $900. Just stick with your guess. One more time, $900. Wait, wait, wait. $900? $900, Kate. Take it. Or do you want to stick with your guess?

Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh. Why are you doing this to me? This is horrible. And then plus the $100 as well, so $1,000. So $1,000. $1,000. Oh, my God.

Dude, it's such an easy decision. It's not an easy decision. I know what I'd take. You're the only one who knows what to take. A definite $1,000 or a possible $50,000. That's your decision, Kate. Kate, what are you going to do? I know, I know.

I think I might take the $1,000. Are you going to take it? I'm going to take decision, Kate. Kate, what are you going to do? I know, I know. I think I might take the $1,000. Are you going to take it? I'm going to take it, yeah. I'm probably going to be kicking myself, but... There is a huge smile on Soundkeeper Elle's face, but we're going with it. We're going to do it, yeah. $1,000, Kate.

Well done. Pro, pro, pro. That is the most anybody has won in Secret Sound this year. Yes, this year. Excellent. But it means that Bicycle Bell is still available. Ding, ding. I know, I know.

But there's another chance I could bring that. There is. The worst part, Kate, is if someone rings back before you, guesses it, and it is the Secret Sound. Good luck enjoying your $1,000. I know, I know. You guys are... You're going to be

on the phone for the next two weeks. You've got $1,000. Who cares? I know, yeah. It's huge, it's huge. I'm pretty stoked with that. It's a win.

Well done. Okay, congratulations, Kate. Have a great weekend. Yes, you guys too. Yeah, the 50 grand and the bicycle bell guess are both still up for grabs at five o'clock.

Also, my plunger... Embreeze plunges. You can go for that if you want. Yeah both still up for grabs at five o'clock. Also, my plunger. And Breeze plunges. You can go for that if you want. Still up for grabs as well. Stop trying to sway people away. I feel like it's a good guess. I'm being mysterious.

Is it working? It stinks to start. Streaming now on Disney+. More comedy, more drama and more action. You can find out more at Disney+.com. Tomorrow is the Lexus Urban Polo in

Auckland. The weather forecast is wonderful. The party there is so much fun every year. And today is International Phone Free Day where I do not approve this game have Bree's phone. I've got it in my hand but it's locked and I can't get in. I went on to find my iPhone

and I locked it. Yeah, but a pin code will get us back in. So this is what I'm saying To go and see the ponies Help me get into Bree's phony If you crack her code I'll give you This is a very hard game, can I say I'll tell you what, I'll give you

Right now, if you can crack her phone I'll give you three double passes You and five mates Will be at the Lexus Urban Polo in Auckland tomorrow, okay? If we can get into this damn phone. Matt's here. Hi, Matt. Hi, Matt. How we doing?

One shot at glory, okay? I reckon we only get three attempts at this before the phone self-destructs and erases all its memory or something, okay? So four-digit code to get into Bree's iPhone. What am I punching in? I hope this is right Bree 6969 Nice

Alright here we go Matt 6 9 6 9 No It's too obvious for someone like me To have that you know

Too obvious I do like me to have that, you know? Too obvious. Okay, Maddie. I do like that suggestion, though. I'd like you to go to the polo anyway, though. I've got a double pass for you, okay? Great. We'll see you there tomorrow. Let's go to Olivia.

Hi, Olivia. Hi, Olivia. Hello. We're down to four double pass, no, two double passes, four tickets in total to the Lexus Urban Polo in Auckland tomorrow. If you can help me crack Bree's phone wide open. Okay. Any logic to your code that we're putting in here?

Is it Bree's birthday? Is it anything like that? Yeah, well, I just went with Bree, which is 2733. Oh, she would have her own name as her code, wouldn't she? Oh, right. No, that's definitely not it. No, don't even try it. Ready?

Two, seven, three, three. No, no. I'm not that self-indulgent. Damn it. She can go to the polo, though. Yeah, you can go to the polo. She can go. You got a double pass.

Okay. We've got one more shot at this before the phone locks us out completely. And I reckon... Can you not destroy my phone? Mate, it's phone free day. What do you care? I need it after today.

That's a futures problem. That's a future breeze problem. Oh, my God. I reckon Scarlett. We go to Scarlett last. Hey, Scarlett. Scarlett. Hey, how are you guys?

Good, mate. Nervous. We're on the cusp of getting into this phone and finding all the Breeze secrets. Because the best bit is, once we're in, I still don't have to give her phone back for like an hour and a half. So we can do whatever we want.

Scarlett, don't you dare, Scarlett. I'll tag your Instagram, Scarlett. We'll tag my Instagram, but I need a code. What are we going to use? What are we going to use? Okay, I've been thinking really long and hard and I had a few options going on in my mind, so I'm really, really hoping that this is it.

Yeah. Let's lock in 1, 3, 1, 3. 13, 13. Yeah. As in Bree's lucky number, 13. Scarlet. As in the number Bree has tattooed on her ankle. Scarlet.

Scarlet. Where have you got Scarlet? Scarlet. Where have you got... Scarlet. Scarlet. I'm doing it. Get away. I'm doing it. One, three.

One, three. No. No. No. Scarlet. No. Scarlet, we're in. No, no, no.

Scarlet, we're in. No, no, no. Scarlet, get away. Get away from me. Get away from me. Get away from me. Get away from me. Get away from me, Scarlet. You're from me Get away from me Get away from me

Scarlett, you're going to the Urban Polo I've got your phone I've got your phone Scarlett, you're going to the Urban Polo I need to go and chase Brady and get my own phone back, okay? Thanks so much Alright, congratulations

We'll be back in a minute, ZM Give me my phone Kia ora, this is Toby Mannheim I'm the host of Gone By Lunchtime a podcast for the spin-off podcast network all about politics and politicians with me, Annabelle Lee Mather and Ben Thomas, careering wildly from the very serious to the very ridiculous.

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Any day now, I'm about to become a father for the second time. Yes. Me and Lucy, my wife. She's due on Friday next week, but you know these things. They don't care about the due date. Could come early, could come late. And by these things, I mean my wonderful child.

It's on its way. The birth is an experience, man. Oh, for both parties. I mean, mostly for her, but I experienced it too. I feel like it's probably going to be more full on for her. Yeah. Is it true what they say? What?

About, you know, for the partners being in there? What? Quite traumatic? You know? If it is, men, this is my advice to you. Shut up. Shut up. Okay? Just shut up. Think about the position you're

in and the position she's in and which one you'd rather be in. It's a very stressful moment followed by genuinely the most wonderful moment of your entire life. That's me being serious for a second. But, men, understand you have the ability to ruin the moment, okay? With the stupid things we say and the stupid things we do.

There's a story about a man who's just welcomed a child into the world with his wife. What did he do? In the delivery suite after the baby was brought up and placed in the mother's arms, he's taken a selfie. It's wonderful. And he's put it, sent it off to WhatsApp, to the family.

I think he's put it on his Instagram story as well. The baby was born by C-section and he hasn't cropped the photo. And in the photo some of his wife's internal organs are sitting outside her body still. And she's like, it's not really the first impression

of our new family I wanted you sharing. I love the sentiment, babes, but could you not have just like... Yeah, that's hectic. ...cropped it a little bit so it was just us and not my guts? Slash, did he check it with the wife first? That's the other one.

You need to be checking these photos, people. The first photo that's released of you guys as a family needs to be approved by the family. Yeah. You need to be checking with the person who just gave birth if they're happy with how they look. You just go posting whatever. And just wait, okay?

Take the photo once your wife's body has been put back together. Just give it a hot hour or something like that. Give it a minute. You might be ready. She's not. We want to talk this afternoon about people who ruined the birth. Now, it might have been hubby. He might have done something dumb.

He might have missed the birth, which put a real dampener on things. Or he may have passed out in the waiting room. Or she. Or she. He or she. And required more attention than you. Who knows? They may have vomited.

They may have vomited, yeah. I've heard those stories before. They may have cried, like, I can't handle this, tears. Anything. If you believe that they went a long way to ruining the birth, we want to hear from you guys this afternoon. 0800 dials at M, or you can text us on 9696. Sorry, that's Bree's phone.

I don't know how to work this phone. I'm in charge of it. I don't know how to work it. Call us. 0800 dials at M. We want to know who ruined the birth this afternoon. You can text 9696 as well.

Bree and Clint. Eminently, a birth is in my future. To be fair, the birth's in my wife's future, but I'm going to be there. There's a baby on the way. And my warning to men is don't ruin that special moment, okay? Don't make it about you.

Don't do anything to detract from the moment. Just show up and give support. That's your job. It's the one moment where it isn't about you. It's not about you at all, okay? It is, but it isn't. It is, but it definitely isn't in that moment. A man is in trouble in Australia for uploading a selfie at the birth where his wife's C-section hadn't been sewn back up yet

and her kidneys were on her chest. And they were in the photo and he didn't crop them out. Yeah, that is the one rule for Instagram. You always crop out the organs. The kidneys. Caleb's here. Yeah, that is the one rule for Instagram. You always crop out the organs. Caleb's here. Hi, Caleb. G'day, Caleb. Hey, how's it going? Did you ruin the birth, Caleb?

I did, yeah. What did you do, mate? So, my ex wanted me to record the whole thing going on. So, I did that. And you know how when you're in a deal like as a baby she sometimes does the number the old number two oh yeah i um i zoomed up on the number two okay she saw it later and she wasn't happy okay caleb what's wrong with you would you

be happy caleb would you be it would be funny Caleb, why did you zoom in on the number two? Not the moment. I just thought it would be funny. I was 17. I was young enough to be here. Oh, you can't blame it on that. Is that why you said she's your ex? Or is that what led to the breakdown of the relationship?

Oh, no, there's a whole lot of other things. What else did you do, Caleb? What else did you zoom in on, Caleb? Okay, thanks for the call. I need to read out some of other things. What else did you do, Caleb? What else did you zoom in on, Caleb? Okay, thanks for the call. I need to read out some of these texts. Someone said, my partner complained that he was so tired. Apparently I was lucky

because the epidural allowed me an hour's sleep. Oh, yeah. Wow. No, if that man is listening right now, shut up. It is very tiring, though. No, you shut your mouth. As a man who needed a nap

when we got to the delivery suite. I'll just say, I've performed better if I have a little bit of sleep in me. You know what? I don't think we give a shit. Nikki's here. Hi, Nikki.

Hi. Your husband ruined the birth. What did he do? So he got a migraine on the way to the hospital. Yeah. And the doctors and nurses ran around after him. What did he do? So he got a migraine on the way to the hospital. And the doctors and nurses ran around after him. They brought him in an easy chair. They put a blanket on him.

They put a flannel on his head, gave him painkillers. And I'm like, hello, over here on the bed in agony. Shooting a 10-pound watermelon out of me. Nikki, all you should have said to your husband, all right, imagine getting a migraine in your butthole, all right? And then we can talk. They said, would you like any pain relief? And Nikki said, yes, please. And they said, oh, sorry, ma'am, we were talking to your husband.

I would have been ropeable then. You clearly haven't let him live it down yet either. How old is the child now? 21. Wow. Okay. Yep. And that's a really good warning for any fathers to be out there.

Our last caller wants to remain anonymous, and that's understandable. Anonymous, who ruined the birth? It was just one of the mates, and his partner was just about to give birth. It was all going down and he thought it would be a good idea to run outside and smoke some devil's lettuce in the car park, in his car, and miss the birth. You're kidding me. He missed the birth of his child because he was getting stoned in his car? He missed the birth of his firstborn child.

In fairness, though, I did hear, she did give birth at 420. First of all, we're going to play the One Second Song Challenge. And because the show is now brought to you by KFC, you can download the KFC app today for the hottest delivery deals. We're playing for 50 KFC chicken dollars. Summer's up first. Hi, Summer. Hi, Summer.

Hi. Who would you like to play for you in the One Second Song Challenge? Is it me or is it Bree? Bree. All right, Summer, let's do the dang thing. That means Carmen. It's you and me. If I win, you get the KFC.

Woo-hoo. Let's do this. Come on, Carmen. It's a song-guessing game. Come, what? I don't know. It's a Friday. Song-guessing game.

First to three points wins. Yes. Producer Anastasia, what's this week's theme? This week's theme are songs about, or that mention the word baby, because Clint's baby's on the way. Right, got it. All right, let's hear song number one.

I'm thinking we've got one song in my head. I've got one song too. As soon as that one comes up. I'm in. I'm in. Okay, let's go then. Let's go. Let's go.

Let's go. Definitely Brie. Britney Spears' Baby One More Time. Done it. Was that the song you were thinking of? No. No, me neither. No, I've got plenty more.

I've got so many more. I've got heaps more. That's going to help you. All right, let's hear song number two. Clint. I know it. Now, my brain is saying that that's Sean Paul, stick to my girl like glue

But there's no baby in that line Oh Sean Paul and Beyonce Baby boy I knew it from the start Isn't it incredible that That you can get the Sean Paul Just in that tiny little...

Junderball. Junderball. All right, let's hear song number three. Break. It's quite early. She's gone very early. You're doing this. You're saying your name.

This is your tactic. I found your tactic. You say your name and then you figure out what it is afterwards. Yeah, that's my whole life. Priya, I don't think this is going to help me this time. I know the artist. Same. But I don't know the name of the song.

Pause. That's Pitbull and Ooh Baby Baby. That's not good. What's the song? No idea Hey baby Drop it to the floor Oh I'm never gonna get that

Okay I mean Give us a classic Pitbull song And we'll know it This one will hopefully Be a little bit more obvious Okay Here's song number four

Freak Just a baby baby Get it He's come back Alright we're all tied up four. Free. Oh, that's the one. Get in. He's come back. All right, we're all tied up. That's the one I was thinking of. Was that the one you were thinking of?

That's the one I was thinking of. It's actually not tied up. Yeah, we're not tied up. You're ahead. Am I? Yeah. Even better. All right. So this could make it or like it.

Make it or like it. Okay, I'm just going to say it. So never mind. Clint. You've gone very early there. I've got it. I've got it. I've got it.

Mariah Carey, Always Be My Baby. That's correct, Clint. I'm really confused as to how you get some of these. This is my jam. This is my jam, okay? Vintage Mar these. This is my jam. This is my jam, okay? Vintage Mariah Carey is my jam. There you go, learn something new. Now we're tied up, baby.

Okay. All right, here's our deciding song. Break. Oh, does she have it? Does she have it in her? Oh, I don't know Is it the black key? Oh no

Where's the timer at? Mate, that is incorrect That's Bruno Mars' Runaway Baby Congrats The baby daddy really does know his baby song I'm glad I didn't get that one You don't even know who the Black Keys are. Are you joking?

I invented the Black Keys. Brie and Clint. ZM's $50,000 Secret Sound. Tell me what the Secret Sound is. Very dramatic hour in the Secret Sound. We have had the first bribe of 2021 secret sound season where you, Soundkeeper Owls, paid someone $1,000 not to guess.

Well, I didn't want to answer whether it was the secret sound or not. Oh, she's nervous. I can tell. So the guess was a bicycle bell. The person thought this sound plus this sound equaled this sound. But not enough to lock it in, so they took the $1,000 and run. Will they absolutely kick themselves? Hmm.

We'll only know if someone guesses it. It's the thing about a bribe. The guess is still in play. And Kelsey's here. Hi, Kelsey. Hi, Kelsey. Hello. Hi.

You've got two hot tips this afternoon. You've got the bicycle bell, and you've also got Bree's toilet plunger theory. Yeah, don't forget mine. No, I think I'll stick with mine. Thanks. Are you sure, Kelsey? Are you sure you don't want to get a toilet plunger? I've tested it.

Thank you, but I'll stick with mine. Thanks, though. Do you want to hear the toilet plunger? If you'd like to, sure. Good answer. I'm trying to sell it to people. Don't humour her, Kelsey. If you don't want to hear it, you don't want to hear it.

All right? I mean, it's possible. Anything's possible. Anything's possible. You're going to kick yourself. To be honest, in my opinion, that sounds about as much as this sounds like this. You know? What?

The plunger? Yeah, I don't get it from either of them if I'm being honest. But why did Ells pay $900 plus $100, $1,000 to not have that guess put into play? We don't know and the only way

we'll find out is if someone else guesses it. So Kelsey, it's over to you. Come on, Kelsey. I think that it's playing a game

of beer pong. Oh, that's a bit of fun. Okay. I've played many a game of beer pong. Oh, that's a bit of fun. Okay. I've played many a game of beer pong. Elaborate. Where is the sound in beer pong? So the ball going into the liquid in the cup. I'm very familiar with that sound.

Quite good. Oh, yeah. Is it in the video? There's a ball being thrown in the video and there's a cup that you use for beer pong. Yeah. Is it in the video? There's a ball being thrown in the video and there's a cup that you use for beer pong. Okay. I do remember that. Does it relate to any of the clues?

Did they play beer pong on the Titanic? Was Bruce Willis playing beer pong in Die Hard? I think Rose on the Titanic was singing a few ping pong balls. True. No, I think it was the hands and the clothes more than anything. Okay, all right. Well, I mean, it's Friday night. People will be out probably playing this game.

Yep, for sure. Hmm, Kelsey. 50 grand. Is it yours? No, it's not. That's not. Oh, Kelsey. Jordan's late. Jordan's late. That's not. Oh, Kelsey. Jordan Sweet.

Jordan Sweet. That's nice. That was humane. You put her out of her misery. Yeah, I am getting pretty tired, though. Can someone guess it already? No. Wow.

Jeez. Come on, guys. That must be close. Yeah. Sassy. It's going to have to wait until Monday now because The Secret Sound is over for another week. It is.

And you, Kelsey, get $100 just for guessing. Congratulations. Nice work, Kelsey. Oh, cool. Thank you, guys, get $100 just for guessing. Congratulations. Nice work, Kelsey. Oh, cool. Thank you, guys. No worries. Very welcome. It's brought to you by Star,

streaming now on Disney+, including more originals like Love, Victor. There's more details at Disney+.com. Come on, Gaffart. Yeah. I'm tired.

A bit sassy, sorry. But like, yeah. I'm tired. Can someone, I'm for you guys. How long have you been doing it for? Quite a few weeks now. Fifth week. Fifth week. Going into the sixth. Come it for? Quite a few weeks now. Fifth week.

Fifth week. Going into the sixth. Come on, New Zealand. We've got this next week. Come on. Next, the return of the world famous Friday Oki, where Brie and I sing like superstars. And today, a nice easy song up for it to return us back to Friday Oki.

We'll be doing... Oh, no! Look, we've done many of these, Sampy Bells and I'm going to say this is the worst one I've ever done. I can just imagine. The worst. Don't miss this.

Do not. This is Oscar, no, Grammy? Grammy. Grammy worthy. No, it's not. Alright, like it or not, it. Grammy worthy. No, it's not. Brie and Clint. All right, like it or not, it's back, folks. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment, Friday Oki. I love Friday Oki.

It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Brie and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Oki. Thanks Bree and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Oki. Right, if you're new to the Bree and Clint Fano in 2021, you might not have

heard this because it's been away for a while. I wasn't going to do it without you, mate. I wasn't going to do Friday Oki without... Thank you so much, mate. I appreciate that. You're like um... Bonnie and Clyde. Yeah, you're like the Zane to my Harry. Cher and... What's the other guy's name?

Sonny. Sonny. Sonny and Cher. Bruno Mars and Anderson.Paak. What we do is we pick a song and then we spend 15 minutes, 15 minutes only, with a professional audio engineer

and we do the best version of that song we can. We've done old songs, we've done new songs, we've done cool songs, we've done lame songs. I thought if this song's coming songs, we've done cool songs, we've done lame songs. I thought, if this song's coming back, we've got to do the biggest song

in the world right now and we've got to take on Olivia Rodrigo's Driver's Licence. You know, a nice, easy, simple ballad. Yeah, just one of the biggest songs in the world.

Sounds real simple to me. What's going to happen is we're going to play both And then after that we'll open the phone lines to you guys We'd love you to call this afternoon And pick the winner of Friday Oki Is it Bree or is it me? No Seeing as I pick the song I'll start And then you'll hear Bree's

Pray for us. Here is my attempt at driver's license, New Zealand. I got my driver's license last week Just like we always talked about Cause you were so excited for me to finally drive up to your house but today I drove through the suburbs crying

cause you weren't around and you're probably with that blonde girl who always made me doubt she's so much older than me she's everything I'm insecure about yet today I drove through the suburbs because how could I ever love someone else and I know we weren't perfect but I've never felt this way for no one.

And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay now that I'm gone. Guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me Cos you said forever, now I drive alone past your street Ah, what do you think? What do you think? What do you think? Oh, God. You sound like you're in musical theatre and you're the musical theatre version of Taylor Swift.

There you go. That's my review, which is a compliment. I'll take it. Compliment. I'll take it, okay? I don't want to play mine. Is it good enough to win? No, I don't.

Is it better than Breeze? I don't want to play mine and I will back it up and say the worst song in Friday Okie I've ever done. Now, it's more of a falsetto song. I'm more of a tenor. But you, you've got that falsetto. You know you're up there. Yeah, so you didn't.

You're an aria. You didn't try for the falsetto, did you? No, I stuck to my range. Did I try for the falsetto? Well. There's only one way to find out. You be the judge. Here's Breeze, Friday Oki.

I'm so sorry in advance. Driver's license. Good luck. This is going to be horrible. Oh no. I got my driver's licence last week. Just like we always

talked about. Because you were so excited for me. To finally drive up to your house. But today I drove through the suburbs crying because you weren't around and you're probably with that blonde girl who always made me down she's so much older than me. She's everything I'm insecure about. Today I

drove through the suburbs cause how could I ever love someone else? Oh no, wait for it. And I know we weren't perfect but I never felt this way for

no one. And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay now that I'm gone. Crushed it. Guess you didn't mean what you wrote in the song about me. Cause you said forever now I drive alone past your street T2 get in bitches

My face hurts So sweaty cause I'm so embarrassed for myself I'm so embarrassed My face hurts from laughing But what about the commitment?

Isn't there points for commitment? Why did you start so high? The song builds. Why did you start? How the audio producer told me to do it. Why did you start at a 10? He said it was a good idea. Five votes.

Five votes. I think I got it. I think I got it this week. Oh, shit. I need a cup got it. I think I've got it this week. Oh, shit, I need a cup of water. I think my commitment and my emotion, there was so much emotion in my falsetto. Five votes to decide Friday Oaky is what we need. Oh, we're 100 tiles at the end.

And we'll find the winner. Oh, that was all I could have ever hoped for. Bree and Clint. Friday Oaky. Sorry, folks. Still laughing too much to come back in. We're back, everybody. We're back with the results of Friday Oaky.

I don't want to be back after that. If you were lucky enough to just hear our rendition of Driver's Licence. You're about to find out who wins. I really like some of the text coming through and then I really don't. Do you want to hear some of the text? Yeah, give me a sample. Someone said, I'm sitting in traffic, absolutely losing it at Brie singing and I look around and two other cars are laughing just as hard as me.

Good, we're creating a sense of community this afternoon. Someone else said, Brie, believe in yourself. You sounded better than you think you did. I appreciate that text. I appreciate that. Quick recap. My driver's license. You said forever, now I drive alone past your street.

And Brie's driver's license. Because you said forever, now I drive alone past your street. T2, get in, bitches. The last line is still so flat as well. Five votes. One winner. And Friday Oaky and Scott's going to vote first. Hi, Scott.

G'day, Scotty. G'day. How's things? Good man, how's things with you? Oh, you know, I've been better. I've been better, Scott. Give us a winner of Friday Oaky. It's been away for a while.

It's back. Who did the best driver's license? As much as I like you, Bree, it's going to have to be Clint. Yeah, no, that's fair enough, Scotty. I appreciate that, though. I appreciate you saying. Thank you. We'll go to Caroline.

Kia ora, Caroline. Hi. Hello, Caroline. Who's your winner this week? I am definitely voting for Bree. Like, she made my drive home. Yes. Hilarious. My girl. You know what? I think I'd

vote for her as well. Like I got so much enjoyment out of that. I just love the energy and she's so committed. She was just in it till the end. Caroline. From the first note. I'm telling you. That was full hard out trying my best. That was awesome. Thanks, Caroline.

Maya's here. Hey, Maya. Hi, Maya. Hi, guys. Who's got it? Who's taking up Friday Oaky this afternoon? Okay, definitely 100% Brie. You had me in tears.

Yes. Was it the emotion I put into it, Maya, because you were crying out of sadness? I really felt it with you. Yeah, it was definitely an emotional journey. I agree. Oh, Maya. Vicky, good afternoon. Vicky.

Hi, guys. How are you doing? Good, thanks, mate. What are your thoughts? Well, my granddaughter's with me and Bree. She's a huge fan. She loves you. But we're both going to have to go to Flint, honey.

I'm sorry. No, that's okay. What's your granddaughter's name? Izzy. Hi. Izzy, shout out to Izzy. No, apologise to Izzy. Oh, I'm so sorry, Izzy, that I let you down this week. Next week I'll come back better, I promise.

We're at Deadlock, everybody, and Emily's on the line. Hi, Emily. Dead AM. Hello. How's it going? Are you still laughing, Emily? We've got a car full of people. It's very, very good. Oh, no. You're about to cast the winning

vote in Friday Oaky. The power is yours. Who's it going to be? Drum roll. Drum roll. Here, we can give you a drum roll. Here, we can do that. Glenn! Oh! Because you said forever, now I drive alone past your street.

Don't get me wrong, I love winning, but I kind of hope Bree won this week because I wanted to replay her song in full. No, I'm so... I wasn't going to just do the highlight, I wasn't going to play it from the start. I'm so okay with that. You said forever. Okay, Emily.

All right, mate. We know what it sounded like. Have a great weekend, Emily. See you, Em. So all those people texting in asking for a full replay of Bree's driver's license. No one texted that in. A hundred text messages and we'll do it. No one texted that. Fifty text messages and we'll do it. No one texted that.

Fifty text messages and we'll do it. One text message and we'll do it. Stop it. Something actually everyone wants to hear is a birthday banger for a Friday. Jared's here. Good afternoon, Jared. You want to hear Bree's Friday Oki replayed in full. Oh, of course, mate.

No, Jared, no. No, don't laugh. No, the bucket nearly fell off my tractor, to be honest. All right, Jared. You were good, Bree. You were good. Thanks, mate. What's your birthday?

14th of May, mate. What's your birthday? 14th of May, 1982. All right, Jared, you were 16 in 1998 on the 14th of May. And in 98, this had a number one hit. Shania Twain. You said she joined TikTok. Yeah, we talked about her TikTok account. I described it as mum after a few wines. That's what her style is.

Are you a Shania Twain fan, Jared? Would that go well on the track this Friday afternoon? It's Friday. Why not? Why not, right? She's an icon. Yeah, there's Shania Twain. Totally.

Okay, let's get one on for Zelda. Kia ora, Zelda. Hi, Zelda. Hi. Named after the video game? No, I'm a bit old for that, I think. Yeah, right. Okay, let's get one on for Zelda. Kia ora, Zelda. Hi, Zelda. Hi. Named after the video game? No, I'm a bit old for that, I think. Yeah, right, okay. Cool name, though. Very cool. What's your birthday, Zelda?

19th of the 4th, 75. Right, Zelda, you were 16 in 1991 on the 19th of April, and in the 90s this had a number one hit. The Rockset. Yeah. How do you feel about Rockset and Joyride as your birthday banger? They're pretty good. Yeah.

Bit of a banger. Yeah, Rockset were cool. Yeah, they were cool. They were. Also, it must have been cool being a kid in the early 90s and having a video game named after you, Zelda. Yeah, yeah, it pretty much was. Yeah. Quite cool. They're like being called Sonic the Hedgehog or something.

Sonic. Let's go to Briar. Hey, Briar. Hi, Briar. Hey, guys. Happy Friday. Happy Friday, mate. Blow us away with your birthday banger,

because if we don't get a really good one, I'm playing Bree's driver's license again. No, we are not. What's your birthday, mate? It's the 13th of the 4th, 1992. Right, you were 16 in 2008 on the 13th of April, and here's your birthday banner. Huge.

Jordan Sparks and No Air. What a banger. What a banger. I love that song. Would you choose that, Briah? Oh, look, I probably would, yeah. I've had some good moments to that. Yeah, okay.

We'll take it into account. Shania Twain, Roxette Or Jordan Sparks No Ear What's it gonna be? Okay ready Let's play a game Yeah You should know me well enough

Yeah What song out of those three Would I pick? You'd pick Shania Twain You're still the one Absolutely Everyday Shania Twain Mmhmm

What would you pick Is the question You're a bit more rogue I'm a bit more rogue. I'm a bit more urban than you. I'm a bit more street. I've got a bit more of a R&B flavour to me. That's what people say to me.

That's the difference between you and Bree. She's more like country and I'm more like urban. I'm urban. I'm urban. I'm urban. All right. But in saying that, I've picked my winner for birthday banger. It's Shania, isn't it? And it is...

No! I got it wrong. I got it wrong. Turn it off. Turn it off. This is meant to be a drum roll. Because you were so excited for me. This is meant to be a drum roll. Shania Twain. Thank God.

Featuring Brie. That's terrible. Let Shania do it. Jerry, you won, mate. Congratulations. Nice work. Oh, cheers. Happy Friday, mate.

Yeah, you too, mate. Thank you. Thank you. We're still together, still going strong. You're still the one I run to, the one that I belong to. You're still the one I want for life. Good night. Ain't nothing better. We beat the odds together. I'm glad we didn't listen. Look at what we would be missing. They said, I bet they'll never make it. But just look at us holding on. We're still together, still going strong. Still, you're still the one I long to, the one that I belong to. You're still the one I want for life You're still the one that I love

The only one I dream of You're still the one I kiss goodnight You're still the one You're still the one I run to The one I belong to You're still the one I want for life Oh, yeah You're still the one that I love The only one I dream of

You're still the one I kiss goodnight I'm so glad we made it Look how far we've come, my baby I got my driver's license last week Just like we always talked about Cause you were so excited for me I don't care at this stage Drive up to your house People will leave. I don't care at this stage. That was the winner of secret.

No, what? The winner of birthday banger for Jared's Shania time. And this is for the people who texted. This is my winner of Friday O'Keefe. Always made me down. She's so much older than me. She's everything I'm insecure about. Today I drove through the suburbs. So bad.

Because how could I ever love someone else? It's so melodramatic. It's crazy. And I know we weren't perfect, But I never felt this way For no one And I just can't imagine How you could be so okay Now that I'm gone Guess you didn't mean

What you wrote in the song about me Cos you said forever, now I drive alone past your street T2, get in, bitches! Someone texted and said, this pre-version of Driver's Licence going to be available on Spotify. I reckon it could be the next big thing. Yeah, I reckon too. In pop music.

Oh, man. That is so bad. Bree and Clint. A teacher has asked her year one students, so five-year-olds, to tell their best joke. Okay. Which I think is quality teaching. I think that's good stuff. I mean, how many jokes does a five-year-old know?

Also, good way of stealing material. This teacher might be moonlighting as a stand-up comedian. These kids can't get into bars. Yeah, they won't know. They won't know if she's just stealing their best gear and traipsing it around town, you know? It's good stuff. What I've done is got the four best ones,

and we're going to go through them together as a team and find out who had the best joke. All right. So you've all been supplied a joke. And I'd like you to credit the person whose joke it was before you tell it. And after you've credited them, the stage is yours. We'll start with Anastasia. This is a joke from a five-year-old.

Go ahead. So my friend Alice has written this joke. Why did the cow cross the road? I don't know. Why did the cow cross the road? Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the movies. Oh, pretty good. That's pretty good from Alice.

That's good, yeah. Okay, the next joke was the next joke told in class and that's going to be told to us by Producer Ben. I do have the same joke as Anastasia. Do you? Have you pre-read it? Yes, I have. Have you? Let me just check that you've been sent the right joke. Anyone would have thought we're a bunch of five-year-olds.

No, you've got it now. Okay, cool. And you had the right one all along. So can I get Anastasia's joke again? Oh, so these are run-on, are they? Yeah. Okay. Ben, I asked you to pre-read your joke.

Anastasia, tell your joke. Why did the car cross the road to go to the movies? Now, Ben, tell your joke. Katie writes, why did the car cross the road? Why? Movies. She's copied the joke. She copied it.

Why did the car cross the road? Sorry, mine was from Alice. Typical five-year-olds. Next person in class to tell their joke was Jack. Okay. What was Jack's? Jack's gone away from those altogether. Oh, he's actually come up with something different.

Yeah, his original material. Jack's joke was, what did the toilet say? What did the toilet say? Poo. Kids are obsessed with poos and weeds. Obsessed with poos and weeds. And as I've said that, I've just realised something about myself. A similarity to that, perhaps?

And Brie will have the last five-year-old's joke. Please credit the comedian first and then tell the joke. This is written by a very prestigious comedian by the name of Frankie. And it goes a little something like this. Where did the poo-poo go? I don't know, where did the poo-poo go? To the toilet?

Wait a wee, lad. In the bum. I don't know who's signed up for the International Comedy Festival yet but but if there's not at least one five year old mate if Frankie's not in it I ain't going

this is award winning stuff that shit's gold that poo is gold sorry what you doing Bree and Clint just quickly in the news today

is the Daddy Bloomfield remix that's been playing at the Festies did you you went Bay Dreams. Did you see? I did see.

Did you see? This was our number one defence against COVID-19 this summer. At the festivals. The rest of the world was using social distancing and lockdowns. Now. We were using dubstep. Hey, it got people's attention, I'll tell you that. Sensing and lockdowns. Now. We were using dubstep. Watch and sanitise hands often. Hey, it got people's attention, I'll tell you that.

I hear that the first couple of times it got people's attention. And then after that it got incredibly annoying. Yeah, it got played way too many times, I think. Anastasia, on the third day of R&B, how was the song going down? Oh, it is hated. Every festival they play it. And there's nothing worse than your favourite artist going off stage. You know, you're really sad that they've just finished.

And then that comes on straight away. People just run for the next stage. COVID-19 now. I feel like they missed an opportunity too. Should have been like, this is a COVID-19 announcement and then just Daddy Bloomfield being like, Leshko. We've got so many good DJs.

Why didn't they get Saatchi on the job or Montel299? Well, maybe they couldn't afford them. The price tag has come out for how much this remix cost and this is us

that paid for it, the taxpayers. Who made it? I don't know. They didn't reveal the DJ. It's a secret DJ like Marshmello. Anonymous.

This song in particular that Anastasia hates but it saved our country over summer. Literally saved summer. $40,000. You're absolutely kidding me.

Yeah, but songs aren't cheap to make. $40,000. You and I could have done it. Yeah, we could have done it. I mean, producer Ben we could have got I mean, he could have done it. Yeah, we could have done it. I mean, producer Ben, we could have got, I mean, he could have done it, I mean. For 40 grand, he would have given it a hack. He does amazing remixes.

However, it got seen by 100,000 people at festivals over summer, which is pretty good bang for buck. Yeah. 40,000, 100,000 people plus 43 million people online, which is good. But, like, there's only 5 million of us in the country. Where are the other 38 million? And do they know who Ashley Bloomfield is? And maybe they should be paying us for it

too. Maybe it's on people's playlists and they like it, so they've double played it. Oh, you reckon it might be on Spotify? Yeah. If that's on your playlist. What are you doing? Yeah, what is going on? Tell me about this hotel. I want to tell you about the hotel. Producer Ben, while I'm doing that, can you get me some Star Wars music, please?

Ah. Because I think the vibe is right. Because this kind of hotel has never been done before. And technically hasn't been done yet. Because they're not set to build this hotel until 2026. Okay. But that's not that far away, is it? No. Not that far. Dep far away, is it? No.

Not that far. Depends if the world ends next year, but yeah. Because in 2026, they are starting to build the first ever space hotel. All right. Very cool. Now, I will warn you, we did talk about this space hotel a couple of weeks ago. But I want to hear your excitement for it. Would you go to it?

Would you go to this space hotel? Because there might be a detail that you've overlooked. I mean, look. And this is an important PSA. I'm devastated. It's worth repeating. Do you want to go to this space hotel? No, because I feel like the price tag is way overpriced.

How much are they charging? I never saw the price. Oh, you never saw the price? Okay, well, I've got information you don't know. Yeah. For the low, low price of $5 million... Oh, wow. You can book a three-and-a-half-day stay,

which includes travel on SpaceX Starship. Yeah. So they'll get you there and back, and that'll give you three-and-a-half days at the Space Hotel. Yeah. So they'll get you there and back, and that'll give you three and a half days at the Space Hotel. Okay. My main issue with it was, it's right down in the fine print.

What was that? The people who are building the Space Hotel have never built anything that's gone into space before. Then why would they be building it? It's not being built by NASA. It's not being built by Elon Musk. It's being built by some randos who have just got it like a app for their computer and done a good drawing and everyone's like that looks sick

oh we'll keep the space hotel i've got a 3d printer they're like how hard can it be we got the 3d printer yeah so if you are going to the space hotel take out the five million dollar loan you'll never have to repay it because you're never coming back that's that's just grim isn't it it's just a statistical reality not good anyway like the passion like the hustle shame you weren't listening to our podcast sorry guys i was kind of busy zm's brand clint on insta facebook tiktok and live weekdays from three on zm fed by kfc get the full menu delivered to your door with the kfc app play zm