ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 19th March 2024

Episode Date: March 19, 2024

Things that feel illegal, but aren't.  Unconventional wedding attire.  Bree and Clint are making boxing bets.  Let's Get Classical is more heated than ever.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Bree and Clint, your favourite hot and crispy boneless chicken is available now at KFC. Hi everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint show. Bree is going to be on the show with us today. She is en route from a secret location currently. Running about 15 minutes late, but she will be on board with us. The big news is we're playing for $45,000. $45,000 cash

at 4 o'clock today. That's got to be the biggest prize in radio. That has to be the biggest prize that any station is giving away right now. Can we back up those claims? I think that's pretty accurate. I reckon that's accurate, eh? I Can we back up those claims? I think that's pretty accurate. I reckon that's accurate, eh? I don't have any proof, but yeah, I think that's about right. If you know of a radio station with more than $45,000 on the line right now,

text us, 9696. I'll even give them a shout-out if there is one. That's worth more than $45,000. If you can tell me a radio station with more than $45,000 up for grabs for one person right now, text me, and I will give that radio station a shout-out. That's a Clint Roberts guarantee. So 4 o'clock, we're going to do that.

We're also going to give away a double pass to SZA, who has just announced a third show at Spark Arena. So if you want to win those tickets, there's going to be a SZA song play between 3 and 4. The first person to get through when you hear Scissor this afternoon between 3 and 4 o'clock on ZM is going to instantly win two tickets to that show. So listen out for that.

Any Scissor song before 4 o'clock. 0800 dial ZM. But let's rip straight into Tradiverse Lady. The scores have been updated. I think our board was a little bit behind, but the tradies are still in front. It's 23 games to the tradies, 20 games to the ladies. If you want to represent either side, you can call now on 0800 dial ZM.

Brian Clint. Nobody could do it. Nobody, not a single text of another radio station in this country offering more than $45,000 in cash this afternoon. And I don't mean to sound arrogant. I just want to back up our claims that this is the biggest prize in radio. So can we legally state that now? Claudia's got her hair stuck in the... I'm trying to be professional here.

Your headphones are stuck in your ponytail. Can we legally claim that now? Yeah, absolutely. Biggest prize in radio? $45,000 cash? Why not? That's free marketing. Honestly, I could have given any radio station

in the country a shout out just then. God, you're a hot mess with those headphones. There is a lot going on there. If you could see this, it's like when a kid gets chewing gum stuck in their hair. I might just have to exist with them like that now. Claudia's got to hear it. I was trying to do a big brag. And meanwhile, my production team's intertwined with their equipment.

Anyway, four o'clock. At five to four, the activator will play. And at four o'clock, we'll try and give away 45 grand with ZM's 5 on time. It's tradie versus lady. 3, 2, 1, let's go. Okay, here we go. Scores are updated.

We are looking at 23 points to the tradies, 20 points to the ladies. A three-point deficit. Still very early in the year. Still very tight, this competition. So where are we going with it? Let's meet our lady first. She's in Auckland.

She is 35 years old, and this is her first time calling for the game, and she got through straight away. Beginner's luck. Welcome to the show, Ashley. Yeah, thank you. Hello. Hello. Have you ever called up ZM before?

Oh, yes. I've been trying to win stuff. Yeah, right. I was going to. Have you ever called up ZM before? Oh, yes. I've been trying to win stuff. Yeah. I've been on yet. Yeah, right. I was going to say you should have used your beginner's luck to get through for five on time at four o'clock. But if you have already called.

Yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay, cool. You're in the running for this one today. You've got to beat our tradie from fielding. He's also 35. Oh, sorry. She is also 35 and she can do a backflip.

That is impressive. Welcome to the show, Hannah. Hello. I'm always curious when I hear that she can do a backflip. That is impressive. Welcome to the show, Hannah. Hello. I'm always curious when I hear that someone can do a backflip. How many times did you fail before you perfected the backdrop? I was young doing gymnastics. Oh, okay. I don't think I could do it now.

So you can't do a backflip. You have done a backflip. Have done, yeah. How much for you to try it again? How much money for you to give it a go? Oh, it might be that five on time. I'd do a backflip for $45,000 too.

Okay, Hannah, your buzzer is, let's go with names. It'll make it nice and clear, okay? Hannah, you buzz in with Hannah. Ashley, buzz in with Ashley. First one of you two to get three correct answers is getting $50 cash, thanks to KFC. Good luck. Question number one.

My name is Jeff. Is a quote from what movie? Ashley. Ashley. Is it Ali G? Ali G is incorrect. Hannah? Is it Napoleon Dynamite?

No, not Napoleon Dynamite. 21 Jump Street with Channing Tatum. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Question number two, no points. What animal is on the logo of a Lamborghini? I'll give you some multi-choice.

Hannah. Hannah, yeah. Is it a bull? It's a bull, yeah. Well done. One point to the tradies. Question number three. A thief in Mexico has been caught on camera doing yoga poses

before breaking into a bakery. Name a yoga pose. Ashley. Hannah. Ashley. Child's pose. Child's pose, great. Love child's pose.

One apiece. Let's keep going. Which hemisphere is Italy located in, correct. Love Child's Pose. One apiece. Let's keep going. Which hemisphere is Italy located in, the north or south? Ashley. Ashley? North. Northern Hemisphere is correct. That's two points to the ladies, one point to the tradies.

You can win it here, Ash, if you can tell me who sings this song. Hannah. Hannah? Ashley. Hannah, yeah. song? Hannah. Ashley. Hannah. Yeah. Yeah, Hannah. Taylor Swift.

No, not Taylor Swift. Ashley, free guess. It's Ellie Goulding. It is Ellie Goulding, and that's the game. Congratulations. That's a lady victory. She's a lady. Ooh.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, she's a lady. Good game, Ash, and you've kept the ladies in it. They go to 21, place 23, and we've got 50 bucks thanks to KFC coming your way. Well done. Yay, awesome. Thank you very much. All good. Bree is en route.

She should be with us very shortly. Bree and Clint. ZM Bree and Clint with special guest Bree Thomasow. Hooray, guys. Hooray. Broadcasting live from a secret location. That's correct. Where are you?

Where's your secret location? Well, it's in a place that's very secret. Very secret. Very secret, very secluded. Yeah. Yeah, very impressive. Yeah. Brie's arrived at the show by boat today.

Well, helicopter, then boat. Then donkey. Then donkey, then hovercraft to get to the studio. It's quite – oh, sorry, I'm turning my Zoom link on. Well, anyway, good to have you. Welcome to the show. Thank you, guys. Thanks for having me.

Good to be here. I want to talk about this story that I saw where a guy has worn Crocs to his own wedding. Have you seen this story kicking around? No, but it was only a matter of time. It was only a matter of time. The bride, you can't tell what

her footwear is, but he is sporting a very new, very shiny pair of black Crocs. Black Crocs? Yes. I guess are black Crocs formal? Because I think black Crocs. Black Crocs? Yes. I guess are black Crocs formal? Because I think black Crocs and I think like service industry, kitchen

staff, that seems like the default Croc for them. But I guess if you're going to wear a Croc to your wedding it has to be black or white, doesn't it? Yeah, like what, I mean, because he's wearing a black suit, like the rest of him, the rest of him is very you know, wedding formal and then you look down at his feet and he's got these black Crocs Like the rest of him, the rest of him is very, you know, wedding formal.

And then you look down at his feet and he's got these black Crocs on. So I don't know if you could get away with even white ones. Any gibbets? That's such a good question. Yeah. No gibbets. He could have had wedding gibbets. He could have had like Mr. and Mrs.

Yeah, something on there. He could have had a little diamond ring. Yeah. Okay. Ball and chain. Yeah, something on there. You could have had a little diamond ring. Yeah. Okay. Ball and chain. Yeah. Why not? Anyway, the conversation has started now around, you know,

people that wear unconventional things to their wedding. Yeah. Someone commented and said that they had a wedding back in November and the groom wore Vans to the wedding. Yeah. And the bride wore high top converse. Okay. Interesting.

I've got two wedding experiences that involve Chuck Taylors. One, the groom and all of his groomsmen wore Chuck Taylors. Right. It was like their quirky style statement. Okay. And look, I'm not into it, but it's not my wedding, so it doesn't matter. And then our friend Sharon, at her wedding,

she wore heels for the ceremony and then for the party bit changed into white wedding Chuck Taylors for the rest of the day. Because that is her thing. Yeah. Like she, at every formal event I've seen her at, she's always wearing, you know, like Jordans or some type of sneaker with a very fancy dress. So that would mean that at your wedding you would need to wear, if we're going by your shoe at the moment,

you'd have to wear sambas to your wedding. I'd wear an Adidas samba. Yeah. The problem is these things are going to date. And I saw this thing the other day about particularly for men at a wedding and they were like, I know you want to wear an interesting suit. I know you want to wear an interesting tie.

I know you want to wear a cool pair of shoes, but you are the groom and whatever you wear is going to date. You should just try and look like James Bond. You should just go black tuxedo, black bow tie or black tie if you need to but just go for the James Bond look because it will not date. It's never going to date.

It's always going to be classic unless I mean we're talking like 100 years in the future, maybe it would have. But yeah, you go classic. But I kind of love it. I kind of like when people go away from the norm. Well, that's what I said. It's not my wedding, is it? It's your wedding.

So do whatever you want. Wear a Tickle Me Elmo suit if you really want to. The only person that needs to be okay with it is your wife. Yep. As long as you inform her that she knows. It's a real double standard with weddings too. And I don't think it's a bad thing, but it is a double standard. She needs to be okay with what, this is in a bride-groom wedding situation.

She needs to be okay with what you're wearing, but you don't get any say on what she's wearing. Absolutely not. She can wear whatever the hell she wants. Yeah, yeah. I thought we could throw it out there, Clint, on 0800DIALS.M. People can text us on 9696. What is the unconventional item of clothing that you saw someone wear to their wedding?

Maybe it was your own wedding. Maybe you threw on a wetsuit. Married in a wetsuit. Yeah, maybe people got married underwater. I don't know. Yeah, okay. A scuba wedding. Did you get married in a Warriors jersey?

That would be epic. Yeah, did your wife allow you to wear a vintage 1995 DB Bitter Warriors jersey? You may now up the whas your wife. We're talking about this groom that's turned up to his own wedding in black Crocs. Yeah, it's bold. It is bold. Can I ask, have you seen, was the rest of him formal? Like, was he wearing a suit?

Yeah, so he was wearing a full tuxedo, looked really nice, like he was going to his own wedding. Yeah. And then it was just the bottom part where he had the Crocs on. Comfort is key. I thought it was weird and then we asked you, what have you guys seen the unconventional thing at a wedding and it's not that weird compared to some of the

stuff coming in. There's a lot of texts coming through. Someone said, I wore purple docks to my wedding. Yeah. Which, I mean how good's a pair of docks? Can't go wrong with that. Purple is wild though. Someone texted in to say that they went to a wedding and the bride wore a black dress and the groom wore a white suit.

So they just switched colours. I quite like that. That's quite unusual, isn't it? Someone said the groom wore a gorilla suit. Oh, that's fun. That, I feel like. I hope he took the head off, though, for the ceremony. You know, like when the bride lifts the veil and you see her face

and then he lifts off his gorilla head so they can do the kiss. I wonder what the story was behind that. There had to be a story. This person wants to be anonymous. I know 800 dials at him. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi.

Your mum wore something unconventional to the wedding. Yes, she wore like an old-timey Victorian nightgown with like the long sleeves and the high collar and a really tight, big thick belt around her waist. Okay. Kind of like a wizard. Yeah, kind of. Was it her wedding?

Was she the bride? Yes, it was her third or fourth wedding, so tradition had kind of already been done. True, she was like, screw it, I'm just going to have a bit of fun this time. Yeah. Oh, that's good. Anonymous, what was the groom wearing if she had that on?

I think he had on a suit and tie, and they did look quite mismatched. Yeah, yeah, totally. Yeah, right, okay. It's hard to match a Victorian nightgatched. Yeah, yeah, totally. Yeah, right. Okay. It's hard to match a Victorian nightgown. Thanks, Anonymous. This person, oh, Steph. Hi, Steph. You've called up on our 100 dials at M. Hi, Steph. Hello.

Tell us, mate, what was the unconventional thing you saw someone wear to a wedding? Our friends, when they got married, she wore jandals, which was meant to kick off at the door and walk down the aisle with bare feet. Yeah. Right. And he wore chucks.

Okay. And did she do the jandal thing? Did she get married in bare feet? No, she forgot. So nervous she forgot to kick them off. So when she got up to where the minister was she went to kick them off and it hit him in the neck.

Oh, he took a jandal to the face. Yeah. That's fun, though. That's memorable. Is that them? Is that like sum them up as people? Was anybody surprised? Or are you like, oh, that's classic.

That's classic them. That's classic them. They always want to be different. Isn't that fun? Good on her, I say. Why not? Isn't that fun? You can do that if you're both into it.

Thanks, Steph. Lee's called up on 0 you're both into it. Thanks, Steph. Lee's called up on 0800 DALZITM. Hi, Lee. Hi, Lee. Hi, guys. How's it going? We're good. Did you wear something unconventional to your wedding, Lee?

It may be classed unconventional. I wore my favourite football team's football shirt with my suit. No way. Let me take one guess. Let me take one guess. Let me take one guess. Are we talking English Football League? We definitely are. It's got to be Man United.

It has to be. It has to be. Of course it was, Lee. Did you wear the Man United shirt on top of the suit or under the suit? It was just the pants, my Man United shirt, then my jacket on top, and I made all my grooms people wear them as well. Hey, Lee, were you groomsmen or Man United fans? No, my best man was an Arsenal fan.

Oh, sweet. So it didn't go down too well with him having to wear it. Nah, suck it, groomsmen. It's your big day. You can't say that. In his speech, he ripped off his Man United top and had his Arsenal top underneath. Lee, big question.

Did you get it signed off with your bride before you wore a Man United shirt to your wedding? I did. She was very receptive to the idea, but my mum hated it. Yeah, okay. Really? Yeah.

Yes. Oh, well, you were marrying the right woman then, Lee. It sets you for you. Yeah, I think so. 16 years deep, seems to think so. Oh, congratulations, guys. That's lovely. Before you go, who's the greatest Man United player of all time?

Paul Scholes. Paul Scholes. Good call. Hey, thanks, Lee. We appreciate it. Thanks, Lee. There's lots of fun stuff on the text machine. Someone texted and said, we wore matching custom cow

print gumboots to our wedding because we are farmers. That's so fun. I reckon that's real cool. Someone said when my brother and I got married. Okay, what? When my brother and I got married.

It could be separate weddings. We both bought new rock boots as our wedding shoes. It was a double wedding. Oh, God. It was a double wedding. It was a double wedding. Oh, my Lord. I was like, I haven't pre-read this text.

And then when I started reading it, I was like, that doesn't sound right. When my brother and I got married, I gave him Dad's ring and he gave me Mum's ring. And neither of us had to change our last names. It was perfect. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. The world has been

on a hunt, kind of like coming to San Diego to find Kate Middleton. It's been hashtagged Kate Gate. The Princess of Wales has finally been spotted, Dean. She's been spotted. Okay, here's the scene. Let me set the scene for you. She was watching her

children play some sort of sport, which is what parents do apparently. Here's what they said. It's how she was described as happy and relaxed. Look at me trying to talk about children. So awkward. Happy, relaxed and healthy is how it was described. There are weird granular photos of her

in the distance. They were in some like little, you know, it's called near Windsor. They were near their own home actually. They were out spotting walking. She popped into a little one of her shops, her favourite farm shop. I don't even know what a farm shop is, but it's her favourite one. And she was spotted there.

And I don't know what you buy. What would she buy and what would she need? What could Windsor Castle actually have run out of? Well, to be fair to them, they do try and lead as normal a life as possible. Her and William do anyway. They go and do their own grocery shopping. They do their own cooking. So the scoop is that her and William have gone to the local grocer

and they've got some groceries. And the footage is shot from someone in a car just on an iPhone. It's not official footage. It's not an official release from the palace. But I reckon it's undeniably her. Because we have all gone so far down this conspiracy rabbit hole now and people have committed so much to it that she's either dead or they're divorced or

something bizarre, people are reluctant to accept it. Like if you go into the official comments on the TMZ post, people are like, that's not really her, that's a Kate Middleton impersonator. And then they're tagging people who are like official Kate Middleton impersonators. I reckon

it's her. I reckon the mystery is solved. But here, can I just, because I've been out of this for a couple of days, because I've been off doing other things and now I'm just coming back into it. Can I play devil's advocate? If it is her, right, and everything is all good and she's

out kicking around going to the grocer, why wouldn't they have made a statement or commented or done an official release so that all of this can just stop? Like, why wouldn't they have done that? Yeah, that's a good point. One more comment. Yeah.

One more comment as well. Let's talk about the big pink elephant in the room. Why did they Photoshop her head onto someone else's body and someone else's children? Yeah, the Photoshopping bit is still really weird. Why don't they go to Madame Tussauds? Yeah.

Yeah, they went to Madame Tussauds, photoshopped the photo of the Madame Tussauds head, put it on 17 different kids with eight arms. I was like, what is happening?

Here's the thing that I do know, you will never know the answer to that because the official motto of the palace is never complain, never explain. That's how they operate.

Is it? Is that the official motto? Yeah, Queen Elizabeth put it in place. never complain, never explain. That's how they operate. Is it? Is that the official motto? Yeah. Queen Elizabeth put it in place. Never complain, never explain. So they'll just go back to business and let you fill in the blanks. And that's the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy.

What part of New Zealand do you think consumes the most Alkmajol? We're back in COVID times. Anywhere that was in lockdown. God, did now drinking get out of control during lockdown? Oh, it was bad. For me, it was like, well, I'll just have one because every day is like the weekend, so I'll just have one each night.

And then I was like, well, I'm working from home, so I might as well start drinking at three o'clock. Yeah, you're like, I'm not going to have to drive anywhere. I'm not allowed. It was so bad. The first study into how much Kiwis drink based on our wastewater has just come out. So they test like the sewage to see how much alcohol is in there. They can tell that stuff from the wastewater?

They can tell everything. They can tell how much COVID is in the community. They can tell how much cocaine is being used by New Zealanders. They can tell how much COVID is in the community. They can tell how much cocaine is being used by New Zealanders. They can tell how much methamphetamine people are using. It's insane. How many tampons are being flushed? They can tell it all.

That one's actually much easier to tell. Yeah, that one is a lot easier. They'll gravitate together. The New Zealand Herald have published the results and just be aware it's slightly flawed in that it only gives the results for areas that took part in the test. So they said, yeah, you can come and test our wastewater.

So what we have is results for about 40% of the population. Okay. But we will be able to tell which island is the heaviest drinkers, north or south. The results, first of all, showed that on average, Kiwis drink 12.2 mils of ethanol each day, which is the equivalent of one standard drink.

Right, right. Okay, that's not bad. Kiwis average a drink a day. Yeah, that's okay. And if you save your drinks up for the weekend, then you can have seven on a Saturday night. Yeah, that's fun. Right? Is that the way to look at it? I don't know. I mean, drink responsibly. Yeah, true. You're right, Bree. Drink responsibly, drink Saturday night. Yeah, that's fun. Right? Is that the way to look at it? I don't know. I mean, drink responsibly. Yeah, true.

You're right, Bree. Drink responsibly. Drink every night. Spread your seven drinks out over the entire week. That's what the doctors say. The stereotype is that New Zealanders have a drinking problem. That's what we're always told. We're binge drinkers.

We've got a problem with alcohol. But this data actually shows that New Zealand is below the global average and we're behind countries with a similar culture and lifestyle to us. Canada drinks twice as much as us on a daily basis. Twice as much? Yeah, more than twice as much. They're at 29 mils, we're at 12. And the Aussies are drinking 17 mils a day.

I wish I could say that shocked me, but it definitely doesn't. When I think of Australia and New Zealand, I've lived in both countries. New Zealand compared to Australia, let me tell you, does not have a drinking problem. Do you recognise these drink more than Kiwis? Yeah, I do. The data here proves it, but do you feel

like that as well? Yeah, absolutely. Like, I think yeah, I don't Like, I think yeah, I don't know. I think Kiwis drink a fair amount, but I don't think it's as bad as the Australians. We're about to find out which island drinks the most, North or South Island.

Before we do that, New Zealanders drinking compares most closely with Italy's. We drink most similar to the Italians who also have a drink a day. Okay. On average. But I bet the drink that they're having is different to what the Kiwis are having. They'll be having a Peroni.

Yeah, and the Kiwis will be having a... We're having a Heineken, they're having a Peroni. Yeah, so that differs. The testing found, so which island? North or South? What do you think, first of all, North or South Island? I've got to lock in the South Islanders. You think the South Islanders are drinking more than the North Island South? What do you think, first of all, North or South Island? I've got to lock in. I've got to lock in the South Islanders. You think the South Islanders are drinking more than the North Islanders?

You know why? It's a bit colder down there, a little bevy on an evening, warms you up. South Island. Thought so. Westport, Dunedin and Queenstown were larger consumers daily of alcohol than all of the North Island sites tested. Those bloody students, I tell you. Bringing Dunedin's numbers up.

And Queenstown's a party town. So, like... I feel like that's an unfair sample. Someone texted and I said, can you guess? And before I even revealed it, they texted and they said, Queenstown, we are pissheads living among caffeine freaks. It's just a party lifestyle. That's how they describe it down there.

Palmerston North and Wairoa in the Hawke's Bay drank the most in the North Island. I knew I loved Palmerston North for a reason. Palmerston North. They know how to party down in Palmerston. What did they call it when we're there? Palmerston Naughty.

And also, breaking the stereotypes, West Auckland and South Auckland, which get sort of a bad reputation for being big drinkers, far less alcohol consumed than all of those other regions. Really? Far less. There you go. Well, we need to get off their backs. Where I live

in West Auckland, you can't even buy alcohol at the supermarket. Well, that's probably why they're drinking less. Yeah, it's probably why they stopped selling it because they were drinking too much. Oh God, it's a vicious cycle. The test also revealed that obviously the drinking spikes, so they see it go up and down depending on the day

of the week, goes up for big sports matches, goes up on public holidays. The highest drinking day recorded in Queenstown, which is our highest drinking area, was on the day the Stallions male strip review was in town to do a one-night-only performance. You're kidding me. Is that true?

That's true, yeah. No way. Is it a coincidence? We don't know. Definitely not. Do you reckon the guys at the wastewater management place, like when they're obviously they're doing these tests, do you reckon they can look at like the river,

the wastewater that's coming in and go, God, these people need to drink more water. Yeah, or these guys need to get off the purple goannas. Yeah, that too. There you go, South Island. Is that a victory? I don't know, but you win. Technically, yes.

The Drax boys have just played gigs this summer right across New Zealand and now they've announced two big gigs, Auckland at the Power Station and Christchurch at the James Hay Theatre. And here to tell us all about it is Ben and Sam from Drax Kia ora boys Kia ora

how's it going the two of the boys that are in Aussie at the moment not the two of the boys that are in New Zealand we're doing a toll call to talk to you guys

this afternoon yeah you're racking up the money mum's going to be angry at you how's life guys how's Aussie how's Drax Project what's been be angry at you. How's life, guys? How's Aussie? How's Drax Project? What's been going on with you guys?

Life's good, bro. We dropped an album end of last year, hit the regions all the summer, beach towns over the years, back home, which is sick. We've got an Aussie tour starting this week. I saw that. You're going all over the place in Aussie. You're going all the way out to Perth. I know, bro. All

over the show. Yeah, it's been mean. Sam, is Draxwell received in Aussie? Do you guys have a solid fan base over there as well? Yeah, yeah. I think, I mean, there's obviously heaps of Kiwis over here, but the word has kind of gotten out through them and just from playing shows and different bits and pieces. Aussies love live music too, and this is big.

I reckon Aussies are better at supporting live music than Kiwis are. It's just a different audience. And I think that Aussies are really interested in like the discovery. They're like super keen to hear new music. You know, like you play something that isn't released or whatever, they're really into that.

Ben, did I see you boys performing on a boat over in Aussie towards the end of last year? Yes, sir, you did. That was our album release gig. Yeah. I can't remember how we ended up on a boat, but someone suggested it, like, that'd be cool.

We were like, oh, yeah, that'd be sick. And they were like, oh, no, we can, that's a real thing that can happen. How many people can you get on a Drax Project boat party party? 300. 300 people? Yeah. Yeah yeah it was sick because you know at a gig you know people kind of rock up and come and go as they please you know

like it was like you have to be here at this time or the boat's leaving without you yeah totally it was great and um for some reason machu from 660 was in sydney at the time okay we're like come on the boat he's like yeah i'd love to like sick like do you want to get up and um sing catching feelings yeah oh no no like i'll just be low-key we're like oh yeah all good and then which he he says that every single time and then sean's just like get up we've got a mate here he's going to come up you can't not because the worst thing would be like well catchingings is in the set And Muchu's over there but he doesn't want to sing it

Sam tell me about these New Zealand shows What have you guys got in store What can people expect from the Auckland and Christchurch Direct Project gigs We're playing Auckland and Christchurch We're doing James Hay Theatre on the 26th of June and Power Station on the 6th of June and Power Station

on the 6th. Yes. We just wanted to make sure that we didn't forget about New Zealand. I mean, I know we've been playing a lot of shows. We've been playing like the summer tour and stuff like that, but I don't know. It's different. We got to play some of the songs off the album, but we really want to go and play the album

out to people who want to hear it. Yeah, we're pretty excited about it. Okay, well, stay tuned then. The gigs that are announced today are Drax Project at the James Hay Theatre in Christchurch on Saturday the 29th of June, and then the boys are doing the Power Station in Auckland on the 6th of July. The tickets are on sale now from Ticketek and Ticketmaster, but all the details are up at ZM Online.

Ben and Sam from Drax Project, thanks, boys. Good to see you. Looking forward to seeing you back at home. Yeah, yeah, we'll catch you soon. Thanks, boys. Good to see you. Looking forward to seeing you back at home. Yeah, yeah. We'll catch you soon. Yeah, bro. Nice to see you. Thanks for having us.

Bree and Clint. It's time to beat producer Ella. Let's get classical. What's the score, Claudia? Me and Bree versus producer Ella. Who's in the lead? Ella by far. The year ranking is Ella's. By far?

No, we didn't ask by how many. We just asked for the score update. Ella. So what is it? Is it three to... No. You guys have won two. And Ella's won six. Brie, I care about this more than I care about Friday Oaky. Me too. I don't know why

but I do. I've always wanted to do Friday Oaky. No, you're not invited to do Friday Oaky. No, no, no. You're not invited to do that. Okay. We have people that we're playing for standing by. People have been texting in, Bree and Clint or Ella to win this game. And let's just do it.

Claudia, what's the deal? What are we doing? So this is Let's Get Classical. I've taken a pop song that you'll all know and hopefully love, and I've found a classical version of it, and it's your job to guess what it is. So Bree and Clint, you guys are working as a team. Yep. 70 years experience between you.

And Ella, the 23-year-old. 23 years of experience. 23 years of experience. Bree and Clint, a brand we know and trust for 70 years. Okay, so best out of three. I will say I've thrown in a song that's probably more Ella's speed, a song that's more your speed, and then one that's a little bit harder for both of you.

So I think this is fair. I think this is fair. Okay. I feel sick. Oh, my word. You need a buzzer with your name? Yes. Yes.

You know what our job is here? Destroy. Get the Ella one. Oh, because that'll throw it. If we get the Ella one, we are on the front foot. Okay, okay, good plan. Which one is the Ella one? I'm not going to tell you.

You'll know when Ella gets it. So you need a buzzer with your name, and I need the artist and the name of the song. Straight away. Everybody ready? Yeah, ready. Here's the first one. Ella.

Oh, I've got that. It's in there. Yeah. Ella. Oh, thank you. Next Ariana Grande. Yes. I had nothing, Clint. Did you have something?

That should have been my bread and butter. I would have got to that. It was there. I just, yeah. That was the Ella one. Yes. Okay, good. Okay, good.

That's fine. I was terrified that that was the us one. We're okay. We're in the clear. We're in the clear. Okay. One point to Ella. Let's go straight into another one.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay, one point to Ella. Let's go straight into another one. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Clint. Clint. No doubt, don't speak. Yes. Yes, Clint.

What's the tip for Thomas? 17. How dare you? Get out of here. Get out of here, GZ. Did you just ride yourself like a stallion? I may have done an ear lesson. And did you smack your bottom?

I saw it. And you know what? Ella, they are not irrelevant. They are headlining Coachella. Thank you very much. She just said, are these guys from the 70s? What the hell? Honestly.

I get Ariana Grande. You guys get one That was It's Gwen Stefani Show some God damn respect Hey Ella Without Gwen Stefani

There would be no Ariana Grande Okay Yeah Alright Yeah She paved the way For Ariana Grande

Alright Okay Everyone calm That was the Brie and Clint one By the way Oh my gosh. So this one is hard

for everyone. I think you all know the song but I think the way it sounds is going to be difficult. Okay. Just play it.

Which doesn't help you. Yeah, let's do it. Oh, Brie. Yes, Brie, yes. Um, um, oh. Three, two, one. It's your Panic at the Disco song, Clint. Oh. Oh, Clint.

Clint. It's Taylor Swift, Me. Clint. It's Taylor Swift, Me. Yes. I could hear his voice in my head and I was like, that was teamwork. Did we just work as a team? I think we did. I think I broke my headphones. Taylor Swift with Brendan Urie from Panic at the Disco.

Yes! Play it again, play it again. Ah, there it is. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, it feels good, Clint. It feels so good. It's a good win from you.

I'm not upset by that because that was fair. No cheating happened. And you both got something in there. I don't care if you are upset. Who have we won something for? Peaky, you've scored 50 KFC chicken dollars. Thank you for believing in us. Awesome. Thanks so for believing in us. Awesome.

Thanks so much. No worries. Was it the 70 years experience tagline that got you, Peaky? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, right? Yeah. Bree and Clint. I want to talk about a feeling we probably have all felt,

and you're kind of like, that's an unusual feeling, and I don't know why I'm feeling it, Clint. But the feeling of when something feels illegal but it's not illegal. Yeah, I know what you mean. You know, like I literally had this feeling the other day when I was running late to where I was going and I took my cup of tea in the car with me. Oh, my God.

I know exactly what you're talking about. Using a house tea in the car with me. Oh, my God. I know exactly what you're talking about. Using a house mug in the car. Using a mug in the car feels illegal. Yeah, totally. But it's not. Someone texted and they said, walking out of the supermarket when you haven't purchased anything. Because you've got to go out through the checkout.

You're like, you know you're not stealing from the supermarket, but it just feels illegal to be leaving without paying for anything. And I feel like people are judging you and they're kind of like, are they stealing something or did they, as if they couldn't find anything in this whole store. Why'd you come here? Yeah, exactly. Why'd you come here if you're not buying anything?

Someone else texted and said, I'm having the light on in the car. Oh, my God. That's because, can I just say. That's a 90s kid thing. That's because all of our parents literally traumatised us by saying that the interior light, having it on whilst driving is illegal. It'll make them crash. That's what my dad said.

Turn that off. Turn that off. You're going to make me crash. I can't say a thing. My dad would say, it's illegal. The police will pull you over and book you for it. I was thinking about this, things that feel illegal but aren't. And I had a flashback to when I was a kid looking for my mum

who was in the lingerie section at Farmers. And being a boy walking through the lingerie section where all the bras and knickers are, it's not illegal, but I felt like I was breaking the law being in that area. Yeah, 100%. It's similar illegal, but I felt like I was breaking the law being in that area. Yeah, 100%. It's similar to all of our millennials listening when you're at like a blockbuster or

you know, a video store and you walk past the naughty section. Yes. And it's like behind a shelf, but you can kind of see like a title or two through the... Yeah. You know that look in there. Someone texts in things that feel illegal but aren't driving the speed limit when there's a police officer behind you.

So true. So true. You automatically feel like you've done something wrong and they're going to get you for it. You're like, please pass me. Please go pass me. Someone else texted in hooking up with your stepsister. Not exactly.

That's not illegal. No, it's not. It's not illegal, but okay. Okay. No, I think they've nailed it. No, they've nailed it. I'll pay that one. I'll pay that.

Actually, should we? Yeah, no, that's fine. Okay. What about calling in sick for work and then having to leave your house for something? Being seen in public when you're on a sick day. Yeah. Feels illegal. Yeah.

Even though it's your sick day yeah feels illegal yeah even though it's your sick day yeah exactly if you feel well enough to go and get some kfc that you should be allowed that's your prerogative you are not well enough to work what about when you go to one of the sample um places that like a supermarket say they're having samples they're giving out sound samples and stuff you eat it and then you don't take what they're selling you're kind of like you eat it and then walk away you have a bit of the sausage roll but you don't buy a whole packet off them i always illegal i always go yeah i might i might check those out thank you no and then you go i'll come back you never come i'll catch you on the way back around

they're like bullshit someone said what feels illegal but isn't taking your own lollies into the movies? Yes. So does. It's not illegal, but we're all raised to think that it was illegal. Or is it illegal? Could be. I don't know.

I saw one time this kid bring a whole tub of Neapolitan ice cream into the cinema, and I watched this kid eat the entire, you know the square blue tub? Yeah, yeah, yeah, the two litre tub. He ate that whole thing. What a legend. What an absolute legend. Living his best life.

Claudia, what feels illegal but isn't? Taking things from the side of the road, even if there's a big sign that says free on it. Yes, yes. Piling it into your boot and hoping no one's watching. Yeah, because if it's on the curb, it's free for the taking, but you're still worried that someone has just put it out there to load it into their car.

And lent the sign against it just for a moment. You know, when I was moving house a couple of weeks ago, we put a lot of stuff out on our berm. Oh, you should have let me know. I would have been there. Well, I think you were there, actually. I saw you there, Claudia. No, but our neighbour at the time was also putting stuff out on the boom,

and me and my partner, I kept saying, our stuff's way better than their stuff out on the boom. And then it became like a competition about whose stuff got taken the most. And I was like, all of our stuff's gone. All of their crap's still out there. Ella, what feels illegal but it's not? You know when you, like, leave a line because you're in queue for something with your friend? You leave it, the friend stays, and then you come back in the line.

You rejoin in the position. Such a good one. Because you feel like, oh, I'm so sorry. Everyone's going to be mad. Everyone's looking at me. That is spot on. It's like if you're going to a club and your friend is in line, and then you get there afterwards. can you join them at that position?

I reckon one person can. I reckon one person can join. But if you're like three mates, you're like, oh, you're coming with me? Nah. But even then, it's not illegal. I nearly got into a brawl in line to watch Ellie Goulding. We'd got there at like 11 in the morning and there was like a line of us and we'd all got to know each other and then people started coming later on,

like hours later, and they'd hook up with their, like obviously with their friends that were further in front of the line and then this whole like brawl broke out where we were like, we want to speak to the manager. These people are coming late. It was hectic, man. What feels illegal but is not, I relate to this. I had this feeling just yesterday

using the self-service at a petrol station and then you fill your car up and you drive away without going inside to the petrol station. I had to use it. I was using my Z app and I scanned it to pay for my fuel and then I was driving away and I was like, did I scan the app? Have I paid for my

fuel? Is this okay? That does 100% feel illegal. What about like when you put, you know what feels illegal to me? When you put a shoe on and fully put a sock and a shoe on, tie the laces up fully and then put the sock and the shoe on in that order. Wait, what? So instead of putting sock, sock. Shoe, shoe. Shoe, shoe.

Shoe, shoe. You put sock, shoe, tie up. Sock, shoe, tie up. Nobody is doing that. I'm telling you. Nobody is doing that. People are doing it. We're talking about stuff that feels illegal, but it actually isn't.

It's such a relatable topic. Like when you think about it, you feel like you're breaking the law doing something, but it's not illegal, but it feels like it should be. A hundred percent. And we all have these feelings from time to time. There's so many good texts coming through. Someone texted her and said, something that feels illegal but isn't, when you use a sick leave day for a mental health day,

even though a lot of companies encourage it. Yeah. And they're like, oh, what's wrong with you? And you're like, I don't actually have to say, I just need a day off. Yeah. My mental health feels like I need a day off. And they're like, whoa, that doesn't seem legit. You're like.

It feels illegal. Daniel's caught up on $800 a day. Daniel, what feels illegal but it isn't? When you're driving down a two-lane road and your police car is travelling under the speed limit, go to overtake the police car. And you go past the police car. Yes, I absolutely know the feeling that you're talking about. But what are you supposed to do?

Like block up traffic on both lanes because the cop isn't going fast enough? Yeah, so you just go around them. Yeah, totally. It just makes you second guess how fast the speed limit is, you know? Yeah. That's what it makes me do. Amber's here. Hi, Amber. Hi, totally. It just makes you second guess how fast the speed limit is, you know? Yeah. That's what it makes me do. Amber's here.

Hi, Amber. Hi, Amber. Hi. What feels illegal, but it's not? When, same thing as kind of when you're driving

and there's two lanes, but everyone's like backed up in the left-hand lane to drive through the traffic lights and so you zip into the right-hand lane and it keeps turning, even though it's got a straight arrow.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. 100% Amber. I've done this so many times and thought oh, people are going to frown. This is going to be frowned upon. And then when I see someone else do it, I'm like, oh, what an a-hole. But then I love doing it at the same time. If it's open, I'm going to do it.

Fair game, absolutely. Thanks, Amber. Whereas Amber, when you follow behind an ambulance to avoid traffic, that, however, is illegal. Is it? I believe so. Is it? I believe so. I love getting behind an ambulance and they, like, blaze the trail.

Wait a second. And then I just sort of draft them like I'm in the Tour de France. Are you that a-hole? Yeah. Well, I'm not doing anything wrong. I'm just. Wait, Amber. Are you that a-hole? Yeah. Well, I'm not doing anything wrong. I'm just... Mate, wait, Amber, do you frown upon that? Well, I mean, is it illegal or is it just frown upon?

Yeah, exactly right. I think it's illegal. I think it feels illegal, but I think it's perfect. I'm going to Google it. Yeah, someone Google it. Someone texts in, things that feel illegal but aren't, leaving work on time definitely feels illegal. Oh, my God, more people need to Google it. Yeah, someone Google it. Someone texts in, things that feel illegal but aren't, leaving work on time definitely feels illegal.

Oh, my God, more people need to do it. Because everyone, there's people trying to impress the boss because they're steamy and they want longer. No, do your work between 9 and 5 and leave at 5 o'clock. Go and live your life. If that's what your contract says. If your contract says you have to stay till 6, then stay till 6. Someone said, feels illegal, but it's not.

Using the toilet facility in a restaurant or a cafe without dining or buying anything from the shop. Yeah, that's definitely frowned upon. They don't like it, do they? I reckon it is frowned upon. And unless it's an emergency, I feel like you should buy a muffin or something. Yeah, just a coffee. Grab a scone. Or a drink, like something.

Even if you don't want it. Eva's called up. Hi, Eva. Hi, Eva. Tell us, what do you think feels illegal but actually isn't? I think like when you're using a tester in a shop, like a hand cream or something, and like it doesn't have the tester sign on it,

but it's like still out there. Yeah, they haven't put the label maker on it to say tester's like still out there. Yeah. They haven't put the label maker on it to say Tista, but it is clearly out of the box and it's clearly there for you to use, right? Yeah. I feel like also testing more than, you know, a couple of perfumes or like, you know what feels illegal to me? Every time I walk through duty free at the airport, I always grab a perfume.

I know I'm not buying it, but I'm spraying it on myself just so I smell good for the flight. That feels illegal. Or going to Sephora and doing your whole makeup with just the testers for the day. It's not illegal, but it feels like it. It does. Someone said when you carry something into a shop that you bought from another shop, but you don't have a bag to hide that thing in, it feels like you're stealing from the

shop. It totally does. That's terrifying. Mia's here. Hi Mia. Hi Mia. Hi. What feels illegal Mia? I think it's illegal when you go to wash your hand at the tap but it's a sensory tap

so it only turns on when your hands are washing but then you walk away before the sensor's turned off. And the tap's still running. Yes! Oh, I totally have that feeling. We've all been raised to conserve water, and you're like, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but. I know exactly what you mean, Mia.

That's such a good one. Thank you. Yeah, 100% spot on. You know what feels illegal? When you have some skitties in the toilet and there's no toilet brush, but you have to walk away and leave it. Oh. That feels illegal. Oh. It does.

Someone texted and said, when you go to your friend's house because your cat's sitting and you feel like you're breaking into their house. Oh yeah. Because you don't live there and there's no one else there. Can you imagine if the police come over? Someone said, when you buy alcohol with your legit ID

when you've just turned 18 and you're not using your fake ID anymore. Oh, my God, yeah. We all remember that feeling the first time where you stroll into that bottle and you say, I'll have this six-pack of two, he thinks. You don't have to remember your fake ID name anymore? Yeah. The day that I stopped being Mark McHugh was a great day.

It made my life so much simpler. Was that your fake ID name? Yeah. The day that I stopped being Mark McHugh was a great day. It made my life so much simpler. Was that your fake ID name? Yeah. Did it look like you? He was a second year 13 in our first 15 team. So he was. Yeah, gotcha. I just used my sister's.

So it was easy to remember. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And you know her birthday as well. Oh, there you go. There's heaps. Thanks for the text. We appreciate it.

We're going to do a birthday banger next. If you want to know the number one song on the day that you turned 16, you should call us now on 0800DARLS.M, and we'll work it out for you. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Let's get your birthday bangers on the air. Let's get you home.

Number one songs when you were 16. We get some rippers and I have a good feeling. Yesterday we played the thong song. What's it going to be today? Jealous. I know. It beat Emma Bunton. Did it?

What song from Emma Bunton? What took you so long? What took you all night? I love that song, but I would have went with thong song as well. Good. Validated. Yeah, 100%. Coogan's going to go first.

Hey, Coogan. Hi, Coogan. Hey, how are you? Good, mate. How's your day been? Oh, good. Yeah, real good. Nice and sunny down south.

Oh, lovely. Good to hear. Well, what's your birthday? 3rd of the 1st, 1996. 3rd of January. All right, Coogan. That means you were 16 in 2012. And on your 16th birthday

This was at the top We were just Talking about these blokes We were just Banging on about How great that Coldplay show is And then you come

Through with a great Coldplay song Are you a fan? I am Sure am Yeah you're gonna go To the show at Eden Park later this year? I don't know. Let's see if I can get some time off.

Yeah, text Coldplay 9696 if you want to win a double pass. Wait there, Coogan. We're going to do Damien's birthday banger. Hi, Damien. Hi, Damien. How are you? Good, mate. What have you been up to today?

Killing bugs all day. Killing bugs. Is that your job? Yes, I own my own pest control company called Bug Doctor. Bug Doctor. Bug Doctor. What part of the country does the Bug Doctor operate in?

I live in Wellington but I work all the way up to Taupo and New Plymouth. Love it. Can I ask, were you one of those kids who used to burn ants with a magnifying glass? No, it was definitely a fire bug, but no, I was pretty scared of bugs, to be honest. You were scared of bugs? Wait, you were scared of them?

Yeah, absolutely. Couldn't stand cockroaches and spiders and all those kind of things. But thanks for COVID, I lost my job and tried something new. Oh, there you go. Oh, good on you, Damien. Well, shout out to the bug doctor. If you need pest control, call Damien and the bug doctor. Nice work, mate. What's your date of

birth? October 3rd, 1990. Alright, that means you were 16 in 2006, Damien. And here's your birthday back. He's trying to mount a big comeback at the moment. You've got Justin Timberlake and Sexy Back. What do you reckon?

Good song. Good song. That's a ripper. And you know what? I feel like it got so overplayed, but it's kind of come back around. That album, that album's very good. Such a good album. Yeah, okay. Wait there. One more birthday banger for Anna. Hi, Anna. Hi, Anna.

Hi. What have you been up to today, Anna? Are you getting pulled over? Anna's on the run. I thought so. No, no, no. Just working all day. Working all day, so that's okay. What do you do with yourself?

I work in braces, so I do orthodontics, so straighten people's feet all day. Oh, yeah. There you go. Okay, cool, Anna. What's your birthday, mate? The 26th of September, 1979. All right, that means you were 16 in 1995, and we've done the calculations, Anna. This is your birthday.

She called me Mr. Bombastic, told me fantastic, touched me on me, but she said, Mr. Rool. Oh, a rapper. That's up there with the thong song for me. Yeah, that's a pearl. Anna, do you like it? Yeah, I rate it. It's a good one.

I thought Justin was going to take it out, but I think this is a good one. I do too. Yeah. I'm vibing it. I thought Justin was going to take it out, but I think this is a good one. I do too. Yeah. I'm vibing it. Okay. I'm going to vote Shaggy. I'm going with you, Anna. It's boom-bastic for me.

Maybe a little. It's awesome, guys. Have a great day. You too. Thanks for listening. Thanks for calling up. Here's your birthday banger for Anna from 1995. It's Shaggy on ZM.

What is he talking about? I never know what he's talking about. That's Shaggy from Birthday Banger from 1995. That's Anna's Birthday Banger, Mr. Boombastic. No regrets. No regrets. That's what Birthday Banger's all about right there. We got a text through because we call him the villain.

Yeah. And they said that Shaggy has melted their villain heart. I'm strutting back to the light. That's the power of a good Shaggy tune. Bri and I interviewed Shaggy when he was coming for Friday Jams a couple of years ago, and he was so lovely. He was such a good interview. He was very giving with his time. And then when he performed at Friday Jams, he was so steamed.

My God, he was steamed. He was, wasn't he? He was having a great time. But, yeah, lovely fella. People always ask, you know, what do people like in interviews? He was having a great time. But yeah, lovely fella. People always ask, you know, what do people like in interviews? He was lovely. Next on the show, there is a bet between Bree and I to do with a very, very, very big sporting match coming up. And I've heard through the grapevine, Bree, that you want to change your bets.

Look, I think we need to talk details. Yes, look, I might be need to talk details. Yes, look, I might be wanting to revoke my bet. Look, sometimes I can admit when I might be wrong, Clint, and something happened on the show a few weeks ago and I might be in trouble. There was a bet made. I might want to revoke my bet. You haven't lost the bet yet.

No. That's important to point out. But the bet that you haven't lost the bet yet. No. That's important to point out. But the bet that you're talking about is this one. I'm backing Jake Paul. I don't want to. And I'll take Mike Tyson. I don't want to, but I'm backing Jake Paul, unfortunately, that I think he will win.

I brought you the news that Jake Paul is going to fight former heavyweight champion Mike Tyson on Netflix. It's going to be live on Netflix. It's a couple of months away. And I was really surprised that you were so adamant that he was going to beat Mike Tyson. Iron Mike, the baddest man on the planet. Yeah, look, it's been in the last week or so, Clint,

that quite a lot of Mike Tyson videos have been popping up on my TikTok. And I'm not going to lie, I'm pooping in my pants because he looks fit. You think you're pooping in your pants. What do you think Jake Paul is doing right now, now that he's seen these videos? He would have thought, oh, yeah, I'm going to challenge this 50-year-old man to a boxing fight and I'm going to wipe the floor with him. He's nearly 60. The guy's 57.

He'd be thinking, oh, this will be a piece of cake. We've got a clip of Mike Tyson. He's in training and he's taunting Jake Paul but here's some sounds of Mike Tyson training. You still want to f*** with me?

He looks... He is so fast and the punches that he lays out to the guy who's on the bag, he's wearing like a bodysuit, they are so hard. My God. The guy in the bodysuit looks terrified, the one that's like sparring with him. But my favourite video I saw saw clint was it started with jake paul and jake paul's hitting this boxing bag right and then it cuts to a clip of mike tyson doing a similar exercise and it's just night and day like jake paul looks like a child compared to

mike tyson so i've got good news and bad news. And I'll start with the bad news. The bad news is you can't change your bet because the bet has been made and we have to honour our bets, otherwise they're worth nothing. And for you to change your bet, I would have to go over to Jake Paul. And I don't want that. I don't want that. Yeah, look, I can understand that because you've seen the clips as well,

but we never actually locked in what the bet was. We still haven't decided on what the bet is. No. So that part I guess I'm kind of happy about. Can we get some suggestions though? Can we get some people to text 9696 what should the bet be between Brie and I? Not money, that's boring.

It should be somebody has to do something based off the back of this. Whoever loses has to get their nipple pierced. Oh, would you do that? Oh, I feel like it would just hurt so bad. And I feel like we're both out of that age bracket. Do you know why you should do that, Bette? Because it would be inappropriate for me to ask for proof.

Like you'd go, yep, ouch, definitely got it pierced. Definitely having a piercing. No, you're not allowed to touch it or see it, but it's definitely there. Guys, do you want to play a new game? Yeah. Well, it's kind of a game, but it's more just to get an insight into how sick you are in the brain. Oh, okay.

Yeah, sure. Right? So the game is called Millions or Billions. And it's quite dark, I will warn you. Some of these scenarios Yeah, sure. So the game is called Millions or Billions. All right. And it's quite dark. I will warn you. Some of these scenarios are quite dark. But essentially, I'm going to hit you with a scenario.

And you guys need to tell me whether you would do it for a million or whether it would take a billion. Okay, sure. And you have to answer it honestly. So it's not like someone gives you the scenario and you get to pick a million or billion because you're always going to pick a billion. Yeah, sure. And you have to answer it honestly. So it's not like someone gives you the scenario and you get to pick a million or billion because you're always going to pick a billion. But like, you know what I mean. Okay, are you guys ready?

Yeah. First scenario. Million or billion cut off your own hand or foot. You can pick which one, but would you do it for a million or would it take a billion? That would take a billion

for me because look at the price of houses. I would not cut my hand off or my foot for anything less than a house, surely. So, billion for me. So would you do it for ten? Ten million?

Yeah. You didn't tell me there'd be... I was going to say, is it 1 million or some million? Nah, it's not 10 million. I reckon if I work hard enough, I could make $10 million. Oh, okay. $100 million, maybe. Okay, so I'll take a billion for you. I think I'd be the same. It's not a billion close to it. Yeah, yeah. $100 million, maybe. Okay, so I'll take a billion for you. I think I'd be the same.

It's not a billion close to it. Yeah, yeah. Ella? I'm not doing it. Okay. Not even for a billion dollars. No, I'm not doing that. Not for that, nothing.

Here's a side question from that. Would it be the hand or the foot? The foot. 100%, I agree. Foot all day. You can put a prosthetic on there. You can still walk around. Can we move into this situation?

That's too grim. Okay. Okay. Next one. I told you these were dark. Million or billion. Eat a burger made of human meat. Brie, what are you getting this from?

Is the human meat ethically sourced? Oh, my God. It is. It's free range. It's free range. The person who I'm eating is fine with it. Yeah. Is it like a big burger or like a slider?

It's like a Big Mac. A Big Mac, so it's got two patties. Yeah. But it's got sauce. Million. Yeah. You do it for a million? You actually would.

Yeah, if everyone's legit with it. If everyone's fine with it. Yeah, if it's legal and you're not getting in trouble. If the person was like, eat me, I'd be like, yes, that's fine, yeah. I think I'd do it for a million as well. Ella's a vegan, so. I'm not doing that. Again, these things make me angry.

Well, Ella, technically it's not an animal product. No, don't care about that. These would-you-rathers make me so angry. No, it's not would-you-rathers. Million or billion. Okay, million, billions make me mad. Okay, next one. We'll go with an easier one.

All right, come on. Million or billion spend five years in solitary confinement? Whoa. A minimum billion. Yeah. I'd have to agree. Because I'd go insane. So if I have to choose one, billion, but I'm not going to do that one.

You wouldn't do it for a million dollars. That's like not enough. It's a billion. Wasting five years of your life for a million dollars. I'm going to pick the five years every time. You wouldn't probably be okay. It would be five years, but plus. Also when you're out, the trauma.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The trauma. Yeah, you're munted. Yeah, true, true. Okay. So a billion for most of you? Yeah. Next one. I would do it for a billion. Would you? Yeah, I, true. Okay. So a billion for most of you? Yeah. Next one.

I would do it for a billion. Would you? Yeah, I would too. Yeah, give up five years for a billion dollars. Five years of hard work. Five years without seeing your kids though. Oh, don't make it. Yeah, okay. Don't make it personal.

Oh, why are you bringing all that into it? It's just a bloody hypothetical game. Okay. What? Next one. Push a button that kills one random person. Oh, I've heard of it. Million or billion? Oh, I've heard of it. Million or billion?

Oh, wait. What? No. Again, just no. More than one million. Okay. Here's a question. Would you press it multiple times but it killed multiple people?

No. No. No, you're not paying me. What the heck, man? No, you're not paying me to kill somebody. This is messed up. Claudia's keen, but I'm not. No. No, you're not paying me. What the heck, man? No, you're not paying me to kill somebody. This was messed up. Claudia's keen, but I'm not. Sorry.

What if you knew that person was sick and suffering? Oh, for goodness sake. No, that's not my decision to make. Yeah, it's a police-sourced murder. Oh, come on, Clint, as if you wouldn't. They're sick. They want to go. Oh, do they want to go?

Yeah. Oh, a million. Yeah, I'll click that button. Million bucks. Okay, last one. Last, do they want to go? Yeah. Oh, a million. Yeah, I'll click that button. Million bucks. Okay, last one. Last one. Last one, million or billion. Play a single round of Russian roulette.

Oh. Oh. Oh, stop. How many? Six. You got a one in six chance of blowing your own head off. Yeah. So it's just one time that you're trying?

One time. One. One round of Russian roulette, million or billion? That's so hard. Billion So it's just one time that you're trying? One time? One round? Of Russian roulette? Million or billion? That's so hard. Billion. It's got to be a billion. It's got to be a billion.

Or close to it. If I'm not cutting my hand off for a million dollars, I'm not playing Russian roulette. I think I'd rather go back to the human burger meat than do that one. You know?

Not the Big Mac, it's the big man.