ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 19th March 2025

Episode Date: March 19, 2025

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plasback.co.nz Show requested, so here it is. As long as you've got data. It's ZM's Brian Clint podcast. ZM's Brian Clint. Cheers to Max, available on Neon. Stream now for just $12.99 a month. Tonight, we are going to witness

the most anticipated show in the history of professional radio. ZM Free and Clint. If we could have like a celebrity introduce this show each day, who would you like? Like who's on your hit list? I reckon someone with like a real kind of iconic voice.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like maybe Mufasa. Or Morgan Freeman. Yeah, like that kind of vibe. Mufasa would be good. Yeah. Everything the light touches. Optimus Prime.

Optimus Prime's a great one. Were they the same? No. I don't think so. Darth Vader and Mufasa, were they the same? Yes. I don't think so. Darth Vader and Mufasa, were they the same? Yes. They were the same guy. But I'm not a Star Wars person, so if people come for me,

I'm not 100%. There's some story about who played Optimus Prime in the Transformer movies. He was someone else famous too. Hold on. Optimus Prime. We'll get all of our research team onto it now. Hold on. Optimus Prime voice. We'll get all of our research team onto it now. I know what the guy looks like.

Yeah, yeah. Is it James Earl Jones or something or is he the Darth Vader one? Apparently a guy named Peter Cullen. Yeah. Claudia, have you got the answer for us? Well, I've got the answer for James Earl Jones. He's the Darth Vader Mufasa side of things.

That's the connection. But not Optimus Prime as someone else. What's the story that you've heard about it? James Bay Transformers. Oh, maybe the story I heard is that the guy who voices Optimus Prime in the James Bay Transformers was also

the guy who voiced Optimus Prime in the cartoons back in the day, in the 90s. And then Chris Hemsworth has voiced Optimus Prime in the cartoons back in the day, in the 90s. And then Chris Hemsworth has voiced Optimus Prime in the new Transformer movie. Has he? Yeah. Yeah, right. In the one that's about to come out, the cartoon movie.

He's also the voice of Thor. Yeah. Yeah. I've heard that. Cool. So we'll get Chris Hemsworth? Is that what we decided on? Chris Hemsworth.

Who else? Who else has got a great voice? David Seymour. Hi, guys. Welcome to the Brilliant Clutch Show. We've got a crazy show planned for you. See, that would grab some attention. Yeah, shout out David Seymour.

Don't sue us. Let's get into a fun old show, shall we? Tradie vs. Lady is up first, and we need a tradie and a lady on the phone quick smart. 50 bucks up for grabs if you want to play 0800-DIALS-IT-M right now. Play Zeddy's Bree and Clint. She had a great song. And anyone.

One song. Zendaya's song. Yeah. The Zendaya song is great. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Might be one of my favourite from that era. Let's play Tradie vs. Lady.

It's Tradie vs. Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Here we are, the Tradies and the Ladies going head to head as per usual. The Ladies on 23, the Tradies not far behind anymore on 17. Our Lady is calling from the Tron. She's 28 and she loves cheese. Welcome to the show, Melissa. G'day, Melissa. My type of gal, I also love cheese.

What is your all-time favourite, though? Anything but blue cheese, to be honest. Oh, if you don't love blue cheese, I don't know that you love cheese. Blue cheese is weird. I quite like blue cheese, I don't know that you love cheese. Blue cheese is weird. I quite like blue cheese. Yeah, yeah. It's a vibe.

That's okay. You've just got more cheeses to explore, I guess, Melissa. You're taking on our tradie, also from the Waikato. He's 27, and he is back on Tradie vs. Lady for some redemption. Welcome to the show, Josh. G'day, Josh. G'day. G'day.

How badly did you lose last time or was it close? I lost 3-1, but I'm blaming the questions because you gave me a maths question and I'm thick as, yeah. Watch out for question number five today then, Josh. Yeah, maybe try and get it done before question five or it's not going to be good for you, okay? Please, no maths ones. Well, just letting you know at the top.

There is a mass question for number five, so try and get it done before that. Great. All right, Melissa, you're a lady. Josh, you're a tradie. The first to three correct answers wins $50 cash. Good luck. Here we go, guys.

Question number one. Good luck, babe. In Pink Pony Club, a hit's from which American musician? Tradie. Yeah, Josh. Chapel Row, is that right? Yeah. Is that right?

It is right. It is right. Did you Google it? Nah. Okay. Nah, I just got it off the top of my head. Okay, fair enough. Quite impressive then.

One for the tradies. Question number two. The Sunset Strip is a famous street in which American city? Haiti. Yes, Melissa. Is it Hollywood? More specific? It's not the name of the city.

Los Angeles? Oh, shit. You've got to give it to her. Okay, we'll give it to her. Right, one apiece. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Yes, Josh.

Is it Neo? It is Neo singing on a pit bull song. Well done. We'll take it. That's two to the tradies, one to the ladies. You need this one, Mel, if you want to stay in it. Question number four. Name the famous Irish stout starting with G.

Cody. Yes, Josh, for the win. Guinness. Guinness. Well done. You avoided question number five, Josh. You've done it. Redemption.

Redemption is sweet. Might have to celebrate with a Guinness, Josh. Oh, no, I don't really like that stuff, but I'll get something better, eh? Yeah, fair enough. I mean, it's your money. You get what you want. Yeah, you do whatever you want, man. It's all good.

As long as you don't have to do that pisky maths question, eh? Yeah, I know. That's what I'm more happy about. Yeah. I don't care about winning. I just care about not doing a maths question. He's got to win for the tradies. ZDM'sie and Clint podcast.

Famous guy, funny guy, Dak Shepard, who hosts the podcast Armchair Expert. Yeah. Very popular podcast. He's married to Kristen Bell. Bell, not Stewart. Kristen Bell. Word.

There's a lot of Kristen. There's a lot. Kristen. Kirsten Dunst. He's married lot of Kristen. There's a lot. Kristen. Kirsten Dunst. He's married to Sarah Marshall. Yeah, he's married to forgetting Sarah Marshall. Anyway, they've got a couple of daughters together and on his most recent podcast he was talking about a moment with his 10-year-old daughter where she asked him a question

that he didn't quite know how to explain. Yeah, yeah. And essentially he was saying that her favourite album is the short and sweet album from Sabrina Carpenter. Yeah. And her favourite song is Juno. If you love me right, then who knows? I might let you make me Juno. So they apparently were in the car listening to this song and she goes,

you know, this is my favourite song from this album, Dad. And he's like, oh, that's good. And she goes, but do you know what Juno is? And apparently Dax Shepard was like, no. And she said, well, it's a movie. And then he said, the movie Juno. And she's like, yeah, it's a story about a girl who gets pregnant. And then apparently he didn't know what to say.

He's like, oh, that's a bit nasty. And she's like, what's nasty about wanting to have a baby with someone? Good point. Anyway, in the end, they eventually talked about quite a difficult one to explain to a 10-year-old. Yeah, yeah. He doesn't know if he did a good job or a bad job. Nah, nah. And effectively, it's the birds and bees conversation brought about

by a Sabrina Carpenter song. A lot of people would have had to have the Juno code word explained to them though. Like it's not obvious in that song what I might let you make me Juno is. No. You know? No, it's not. I remember having to explain that to my wife actually. She goes, what's Juno?

I think you explained it to me. But questions from kids that catch you off guard. You can't be prepared for them all. I've got kids. I've got a five-year-old and a three-year-old, and they're starting to come thick and fast, those questions. We talked the other week on the podcast about one day where I got a bunch of questions that I couldn't answer.

I got, Dad, what does it feel like to die? That's a hard one to answer. Dad, I know. And that's my answer. I said, I don't know. I've never died. And then the follow-up question was, what happens to you when you die? Where do you go?

Yeah. I was like, oh, get your mother for that one. I don't know either. And then in the car that same day, I got, Dad, how come dads never have the baby? Oh, that's a great question. That's a really good question. It's because we don't have the body parts. That's a special thing that only mums can do.

And I should have stopped there, but I said, but dads help. And then the instant follow-up question was. Was your wife there? No. Oh, you're lucky. Straight, it was like a 10-second silence, and then I got, how do dads help? And I panicked. Oh, my God, I panicked.

I went with, oh. Yeah, what did you say? I said, it sounds cliche, but I said, well, when a mum and dad love each other, they get together and then they decide to have a baby. And for a five-year-old, that was enough. She went, okay. That makes sense.

Yeah. So they have a Zoom meeting. Yeah, they make the decision. They schedule it in. And then there's a baby. Oh, yeah, in stupresto. I thought we could put it out there this afternoon and ask you guys what is the question a child asked you

that was quite a tricky one to answer? Yeah. What was the question that the kid asked you? It might not even be an awkward question. It might just be a question that you don't know the answer to. You go, oh, my God, I'm an adult person and I don't have this answer for you. What kind of existential question are you asking me to answer right now?

Oh, $800 at M or you can text them into 9696. The questions from kids that you couldn't answer this afternoon. For a few years in the 1970s, the Mr Asia Syndicate made millions. Heroin creates its own market. It acts like a form of plague. Until jealousy, betrayal and murder brought it all crashing down. Clark would have threatened

him. Go and kill him. If you don't, I'm going to kill you and your wife and your son. This is Mr Asia, A Forgotten History. All episodes now available on iHeartRadio, Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. We're asking you what are the questions you've been asked from a kid where it was quite difficult to explain or answer the question.

We're getting a lot of correspondence from teachers. That one who said, I am a teacher and guys, trust us, we get asked questions we don't know the answers to on the daily. You would, because you're conditioned to ask teachers questions. Teachers are on the front line. Yeah, you know everything. You're the teacher. They get peppered with all the questions. Let's start with Jessica.

Jessica, what was the question from your nephew? He asked me why I have so many boyfriends. Well, all at once. Gee, shade. No, he asked me why I've had so many since he's been born. Why have you had so many? How many do you reckon you've had, Jess?

I haven't had that many. I've had four and he's 12. Okay, so that's pretty normal. Was that the answer you gave him? No, I said that he wouldn't like them because they didn't make me very happy. Oh, that's a good answer. Yeah, it's a great answer. Why have you had so many boyfriends, Jess?

Because they're cheaters. It's not Jess's fault. It's not Jess's fault. She's out here trying to find a life partner. Jeremy's here. Hi, Jeremy. Hi, Jeremy. Hey, guys.

Tell us, who was the kid that asked you a question that was hard to explain? It was my daughter. She's six, and she asked, how come your nipples can't make milk and only mummy's? That's a good question. That is good, yeah, yeah. It's a great question. I think I've had that one.

Why don't dads do the breastfeeding? How did you answer it, Jeremy? Well, I was caught off guard, so I just said, because they don't. Stop asking. You could say, because daddy's nipples are quite sensitive. Oh, no, I went with, oh, mine are too hairy. Yeah, or mum's got... Oh, no, she did say that.

Yeah. Yeah, right. It's a good thing they don't, because the baby would get all the hair in their mouth. Yeah. Titchy. Smart kid, Jeremy. This text is quite good. It says, questions from my youngest.

Just today I've been asked, am I allowed to marry the cat? My three-year-old asked me where his older sister's penis was. And why do we bury people when they die, but when a cow dies, we eat it? Those are great questions. Really good questions. Especially the marrying the cat one. Why can't you? Tracy's here. Hi, Tracy. Hi, Tracy. Really good questions. Especially the marrying the cat one. Why can't you?

Tracey's here. Hi, Tracey. Hi, Tracey. Hi. Hi. Mine feels really insignificant now, but a few years back, I unfortunately lost my breast to breast cancer,

so I had to go in a six-year-old way, explain, you know, that one day I'll get a breast back because they do it from, you know, my body and stuff like that. Yeah. Yeah. He interpreted that to say, oh, yeah,

I think I was going to grow back when to tell the kid who's got no arm at school and he'd say, hey, guess what? You know, I'm and stuff like that. Yeah. He interpreted that to say, oh, yeah, a cow is going to grow back. We need to tell the kid who's got no arm at school. Then he'd say, hey, guess what? You don't have those bags on the mother's boots. It's going to grow back. Oh, Tracey. That was a fun conversation with the school and the mum of the child.

Tracey, Tracey, you really set us up there. You said yours was insignificant. No, no, yours was quite significant. I don't want to know why you can't marry a cat. I'm now wondering it. Oh, right, that's the big one for you. Tracy's all caught up on the cat one. Hey, bro, your arm's going to grow back,

and then you're going to grow some breasts. Oh, God, so you made your child believe that we're like lizards and we grow our limbs back. Yeah, it's just going to grow back. So thank goodness he's now 11 and he knows a bit more. Oh, that's so funny, Tracy. That was a really hard conversation. It's like, how do you say that to a six-year-old?

No, I know. Yeah. It's hard to explain. You want to protect them, also you don't want to explain too much because questions lead to questions. Yeah, good on you, Tracy. Someone said,

I had a four-year-old ask me if I had a baby in my tummy. I did not have a baby in my tummy. That one stings. I got not have a baby in my tummy. That one stings. I got asked, does a mouse have eyebrows? That is a great question. That's a great question. And something we probably can't answer. What about this one?

I'm a teacher and my six-year-old student asked why his mum had hair on her lady parts. I responded that it's normal for people to have hair or not. It's the grown-up's choice. This conversation started after swimming when another child asked why girls don't have penises.

Yeah. I mean. They're very normal questions. Very normal questions. Can you imagine, like, take yourself back to when you were that age and you'd be figuring all this stuff out. You'd go, phew, that doesn't look like mine. You're like, wait a second, why have they got different parts?

My brother had his first sex ed class, and the first thing he asked mum when he got picked up from school was, when will I have my first wet dream? They sound awesome. That sucks. And that's when mum goes, ask your father. Yeah. That's one where you send them to dad.

That one dad can handle. What about this one? I remember my niece asking me, how come auntie kisses auntie? That was a hard one, but we answered it. Today she understands. Yeah. Once a kid came up to me and asked me about the meaning of life. The strange part was I had never met this kid before.

That's one of those kids, eh? That's one of those. I'd just be like, who are you? What about this one? Once a five-year-old kid came in my class while cutting some papers, said in their high-pitched voice, Jenny, what's quantum physics?

I'd freak out. I'd be like, who is this kid? My three-year-old nephew asked me why the vet killed our cat as we drove past the vet months after the cat had to be put down. Why did that vet kill my cat? Yeah, I mean, that's hard to answer, isn't it? That's why, you know, a lot of animals go to the farm. Exactly right.

You know? My nine-year-old asked my mum how long did it take her to get to her age? God, that's a good question. Yeah. I mean, you can answer that one, can't you? You can answer that one. Yeah. But will they understand it?

My son, who's eight, asked me yesterday morning if I knew what a strip club was. And do you? I'm guessing they probably do. Yeah, that question didn't come from nowhere, eh? Yeah, like where have they got that from? Yeah, yeah. That's what I'd be thinking.

Did they find your showgirls money? You're like, why does this money look so different? And it's sticky. My kid asked, is it normal for a boy to have three balls? Zed-Anne's Brain Clench. I saw this story today which suggests that there is a rise in people having tattoo removal, going and getting their tattoos taken off their bodies. The biggest example of this currently is Pete Davidson from Saturday Night Live who's done a shirtless photo shoot where it's clear to see he's had

all of his tattoos removed. And he had a lot of tattoos. Yeah, I don't think that photo shoot's real, though. Really? Nah, they've covered them up with makeup. Well, he went on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon and they talked about it and he showed his body and stuff. Like, I know he's getting them removed.

Yeah. But I just don't think that, I don't know, do tattoos ever really get completely removed? That's a good question. Because you can't see scarring or anything on his body, can you? Yeah, like he had some really dark tattoos on his chest and I just don't think it would completely remove it. He had some really bad tattoos too, like a shark biting off his nipple.

Yeah, I quite like that one. Oh, bad's in the eye of the beholder, isn't it? Remember when he was dating Kim Kardashian and he got a bunch of Kim Kardashian tattoos? Did he? He got a tattoo for Kim Kardashian that said, my girl is a lawyer. That's right. Remember that one? He did too.

That's gone. There's a New Zealand tattoo business in the news as well because alongside their tattoo business, they also run a tattoo removal business. Isn't that clever? Like it's one and one. You get them on the way in, you get them on the way out. And they've said that they're looking to expand their tattoo removal business, not their tattoo business.

What, because more people are getting them removed? Well, I guess that's, I don't know, but that's where they see the business opportunity at the moment. Is it a great business model because are they doing bad tattoos on purpose? Yeah, yeah. So then the person, they hit them twice so they put the bad tattoo

on them and then they have to go get it removed. Genius. Yeah. Genius. You're the cause and the solution of the problem. Double consumer. Yeah, exactly right. I thought we could take some calls from people this afternoon who have had a tattoo removed. You've never had any of yours removed, have you? No, I probably would get one of them.

I was going to say, do you want any of them removed? Why do you say it like that? I've only seen one of your tattoos. I've got three. Yeah, I know. That's what I mean. I know you've got three. I've only seen one.

Have you? Which one? The ankle one. What's it of? Like a lotus flower or something. Oh, you haven't seen the other one on my other ankle? No, what's on the other ankle? Live, laugh, love.

No, thank God. I would have got that removed. No offence to anyone who has live, laugh, love. I'm sure it looks great. I think you can make fun of Live, Laugh, Love. Do you reckon anyone... No, what's your other tattoos? I've got the 13 on my other foot.

Oh, that's right. Yeah, that kind of looks like a B. Yeah, for Taylor Swift, eh? No, not for Taylor Swift. Oh. It's my lucky number. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and she copied me.

And where's your third tattoo? I can't talk about that one. Yeah, I thought there was one. No one will ever see that one. Is it ribs? No. We did that nude shoot last year, me and you. How did I not see the third tattoo?

Claudia, did you see it? I was trying not to look. I was trying to be polite and not look. I didn't see it that day, but I saw it a different day. What? What? No, I actually have no idea where it is. Yeah. Wow. Well, it's not on her breasts, put it that day, but I saw it a different day. What? What? I actually have no idea where it is. Wow. Well, it's not

on her breasts, put it that way. Glad we covered that. Not that I looked. We want to know, on 0800DARLSATM, have you had a tattoo removed, and why? Why did you get it taken off your body? I feel like there's going to be a lot of exes' names removed.

A lot of bad, drunken decisions maybe. You regretted it, so you had it removed. 0800 DALESATM or you can text your story into 9696. We'd love to hear about your tattoo removals this afternoon. ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. Apparently, the trend

is to have your tattoos removed. Not if you're watching Married at First Sight. The trend on Married at First Sight is more, more, more tattoos. Please can I get some more tattoos? Just bring on the tattoos. Who's the guy that's married to the girl? Oh, this is a terrible way of asking. The Italian girl?

Karina. No, the other Italian girl. She's Greek. Oh, she's Greek, the other one? Yes, Jamie. Who's her partner? Dave. Dave.

Oh, blimey, he's got a lot of tattoos. He's covered. So Pete Davidson, not that he wants to have his tattoos removed, but if he did, Pete Davidson having all of his tattoos removed would give Dave hope, wouldn't he? Yeah, if he wanted to get his tattoos removed. If he wanted to get them removed. Yeah.

So we've asked you, why did you get your tattoo removed? Moniece is here. Hi, Moniece. Hi, Moniece. Hi, Moniece. Hi. Long time listener. Wait a second. There she is.

I thought there was some kind of cheeky giggle about you, Moniece. I was like, what secret is she hiding? We have chased you for years, Moniece, and finally you call us. Thank you. Thank you. I'm honoured to be on the show. No, no, no. The honour is all ours.

We are honoured. Can you tell us what tattoo did you have removed and why? Yeah, so it wasn't offensive or anything. I just, when I was 18, got a small outline of New Zealand on my wrist. Okay. And it was, you know, visible. Tasteful? And, yeah, yeah, you know, not that.

Patriotic? Yeah, yeah, that's what I thought. And I really wanted to become a flight attendant. But when I was 20, I think, is when I did the flight attendant training. Oh, and you can't have visible tattoos if you're a flight attendant. Yeah, yeah. So this was like 12 years ago now. So back then, yes.

I feel like they've changed the rules now. I think I heard that too, yeah. Yeah. So you got it removed? I got it removed, yeah. The tattoo cost me $60. Okay. It took 12 sessions to get it removed at $150

a session. Wow. But was it all worth it? Was it all worth it for your flight attendant career? I never became a flight attendant. Oh no. My niece. This is so weird to ask. I regret getting it removed because I liked it. Normally people

say do you regret getting the tattoo? Do you regret removing your tattoo? I do. I do. I loved it. Oh, that sucks. It was nice. It's a bit weird if Air New Zealand wouldn't let you be a flight attendant

because you had a tattoo of New Zealand, you know? Yeah. Yeah, I know. Like if you had a Qantas kangaroo on your forehead, I could understand. Kind of fit the bill. Okay, thanks, Moniece. That's good perspective. Someone's texted in and they said.

I love this text. About that, because I said. Live, laugh, love. Live, laugh, love. Someone said, oh, my God, shout out to Lucy Newton from Dunedin with live, laugh, love on her hip bone that she got done in 2011 in Wellington as a fresher at uni. She wishes she got that one removed.

To make it worse, it's now stretched and looks crap apparently. That's a bit harsh. We also got matching bow tattoos on our wrists when we were 18 in 2010. I've had mine removed now. She hasn't, but we still remain really good friends. God, in a 12 month run in the 2010s you got live, laugh, love and a bow

tattoo on your wrist. That's peak 2010s tattoo, isn't it? Yeah. The only thing you're missing is a moustache on the inside of your finger. Oh, that was the classic. That's the millennial set. And everyone was also getting YOLO. Oh, yeah.

That was another common one. I'll never forget. Regretting your YOLO tattoo has like a perfect irony about it, doesn't it? It really does. Yeah. It's kind of, yeah, kind of nice actually. It's like regretting your no regrets tattoo. Yeah.

Yeah. I'll never forget this day. Two of my best friends, they went on this wild weekend it was like a girl's weekend and we're all really young i didn't go normally i would have went but i was like oh i had something on anyway they came back and i was like how was the trip and they both kind of looked at each other and they're like yeah it was good i was like what happened and they're like oh we can't match him tattoos and apparently apparently this one night things got out of control and they got these tattoos both on their ribs, right?

And it was a birdcage with birds flying out of the birdcage. But the birdcage, like where the door was, the guy had drawn bars into that part so it there was nowhere the birds would have been able to fly out so it's an impossible cage it was the worst tattoo i've ever seen and they both and they both had it they both got it i would have looked at the first girl and gone i'm not getting that like if you're going if you're going sick and i'd go i know we made a deal but i'm not getting that i'm gonna get something else no you have to get know we made a deal but I'm not getting that. I'm going to get something else. No, you have to get it. We made a pact. If my tattoo sucks, your tattoo sucks.

I would so pull out. Also, sage advice here from someone. They said, don't have your tattoos removed. Have them covered up with other tattoos. Yeah. Bigger, darker tattoos. Live, laugh, love. The ZM Podcast Network.

That is the superior version of that song I believe I think so too, I agree It's twice as long as the other one But it's much better Way better Dochi Sampling Kimbra and Gautier It's Anxiety on ZM

Do you reckon they get paid for that? Kimbra and Gautier? Yeah They will now that Dochi has officially released it. Got it. When it was just like a, what does she do it on? Does she do it on TikTok? You wouldn't get paid for that.

But once you release it as a single, yeah, I think they get half. Half? I think so. Wow. I think that's how it works. God, that's pretty good. Yeah. Good royalties on that.

Good for Gautier. Yeah. And Kimbra. They would have made bank off the original one good. Yeah. Good royalties on that. Good for Goatee, eh? Yeah. And Kimbra. They would have made bank off the original one too. Yeah. They would have got so rich off that first version. How much?

What was that song called again? Somebody That I Used To Know. Somebody. Here we go. You should have put this question in Google down. I still can. It doesn't really say. Doesn't have a definite answer.

Well, Dochi's on board now, so re-up. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down Punk. Remember there was that fun fact, though, how he didn't monetise the YouTube video? Oh. Of that, and it got millions and millions of views.

But he never put it in monetised mode. And he missed out. Also, unless Kimbra is on that version, like Kimbra's voice, Kimbra won't get paid for Don't You Using It. Because it's Gautier's track. Gutted. Yeah. Yeah, because she featured.

She featured on it, yeah. That's right. It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. Let's play. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down. Punk. Here we go, Google Down time,

which could win you KFC chicken dollars if you've backed the winner, which will be one of these people, Clint, Claudia or Ella, and all they have to do is be the fastest Googler, yell out the correct answer, be the first to three points and they'll take home the win. Are we all ready to play? I'm in a relaxed stance. I'm in a relaxed mood.

And I'm very tense. Me. Let's go. All right, here we go. Are we all ready? Set. Here comes question number one. How many kids does Anne Hathaway have?

Three. Two. I have no idea. Two. I didn't finish. I didn't go period with three. I said three, two. I'll give it to you, but this is a warning.

Okay, thank you for your warning. But I will give it to you. Two sons. It is two sons. Okay. Thank you for your warning. But I will give it to you. Two suns. It is two suns. One to Ella. Just by the skin of her teeth. I'll take it. John and Jack. John and Jack.

Where's Jill? They went up the hill, didn't they? To fetch a pen of water. Question number two. What is the population of Tokyo, Japan in 2025? 37 to 40 million people. 37 million.

I'll give it to you, Claude. 41 million. Thank you. What I had was 37. My God. I'll give it to you. Thanks, guys. You're on the board.

Question number three, how old is Kendrick Lamar? 37. 37. Oh, dang. God, that was close, but Claudia just got in there. Two to Claude, one to Ella. Too old for Drake. Question number four. Who invented triple cooked chips?

That's so niche. Heston Blumenthal. Oh, I got that too. Chef Heston Blumenthal. The science guy from MasterChef. Is correct. He owns, I think it's called the Fat Duck Restaurant. Don't get that wrong.

And that is the win. The dat. I was careful. Dat fat. Nicole, you backed Claudia, and you were right to do so. You've picked up 50 KFC chicken dollars. Congratulations.

Oh, awesome. Thank you so much. Well done. We'll get the KFC out to your toot sweet. I didn't get a single one. Yeah, I wasn't going to say anything. Not one. Can you make it interesting next week, Claude? I gave Ella one. Nah, I wasn't going to say anything. Yes. Not one. Can you make it interesting next week, Claude? Like at least... I gave Ella one.

Nah. Nah. Ella's not having that. She won that fair and square. I remember I lost my mojo for a while and I'm finally back. So now next week I'll just do it from my noggin. No phone. Who are you hooking up with?

I think that's the source of all your powers. I'll never tell. It's ZM's Brinklin Podcast. I'll never tell. Have you seen that trend that's doing the rounds where people call their parents and make it out like they're about to have their debut in the NRL? I saw it this morning. So good. I love it.

Does anyone's parents ever fall for it? Well, I think it started because there was some real ones where people actually filmed themselves making that phone call and then obviously people that are going to never have that opportunity were like, oh, whatever, go. Yeah. It's cute if your parents do believe in you enough that you, a mid-30s woman with no experience, could make your NRL debut,

you know, just off the bench? Yeah. I reckon my mum believes in me enough that if I call her now and tell her that I'm making my debut, she'll probably just, yeah, she'll buy it. We'll put that to the test now and see. Do you reckon she's going to be supportive? I don't know.

I don't know. The only reason that I think she probably won't is because she is an NRL fan, and so she knows what's required. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe I'll say NRLW because that's a little bit more believable. Oh, you're not debuting in the men's competition? Well, I mean, you never know.

Maybe get the call up for the Warriors. Who knows? But, okay, we'll make it a little bit more believable. Let's put in the call to Mama Di. Mama Di, are you there? Hi, how are you going? I'll just pop you off speaker. How are you going? Yeah, good. Are you sitting down?

Yeah, I am sitting down. This is, you're not going to believe this, but when I tell you, this is a big moment for me. Okay. Is it good news? It's good news, Mum. You've won the lotto. Mum, next weekend... Yeah?

I'm going to make my debut in the NRLW. Oh, Brianna! You're not, are you? Mum, it's... Eh? I just wanted... Is Dad around? I just wanted to call and just wanted to say thank you guys so much for everything,

all the sacrifice you guys... Are you going to go in Cameron Smith's shoes, are you? I have been selected as 5'8". And look, Mum, when I tell you this other news, don't get upset. I will be debuting next weekend for the Manly Sea Eagles.

Oh, that's bullshit. That'll be your last, your first time and your last time. Don't, don't pander to her, Di. Don't even pretend for a second that you thought it was possible. You knew. At least it's maroon. Yeah.

Mum, you believe that, hey, mum, if you, though serious, if I called you and was like, for real, you'd believe it, eh? I have the talent. Yeah, but I don't feel like going over for a hospital trip anytime soon. What are you saying, Mum? I could run straight at any one of those girls in the NRLW. Yeah, but they run back at you. You just have to remember that.

It's a social media trend, Di, where people call their parents and pretend they've had the call-up to the National Rugby League. What would you believe? Like, that's not believable, and God bless you for entertaining the idea. What would you believe from Bree if she called you and she said she'd been selected for what? Oh, I'd believe if it was probably one of two things, probably softball or soccer.

Oh, yeah, okay. Or as a part of the line up at the police station. Yeah, possibly. Even basketball. Hot dog eating competition. Yeah, probably. Yeah, I'd say so. Oh, she should have went with hot dog eating competition.

I know. She would have taken that hook line and sinker. Oh, well, you're too supportive. We love you. Thank you. Love you, Mum. Appreciate the support. Make sure you have it on the telly next weekend, okay?

Debut NRLW. Let's go, Seagulls. Let's go. Play Zed In's Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint's gaydar. Let us rock. Right now it's time to put our Gaydars to the test. Second round.

We've only played this once. It was a hit last week. It was a hit on social media, Gaydar. People asking for it to come back. There was people texting. There's text messages coming through every day. When's Gaydar coming back? Simple concept.

Brie has quite a good Gaydar as proven last week. Five out of five for you. Could have been a bit as proven last week. Five out of five for you. Could have been a bit of a fluke. Five out of five. You reckon? Maybe. There's nothing fluky about me getting one out of five. I got four wrong in a row,

and then the last one I just copied you and got it right. So room to improve for me. There's only down for you. Yeah, I know. Not great, eh? If you missed it last week, here's how gaydar goes. First contestant here to play gaydar is Jacob. What do you do for work, Jacob? I know. Not great, eh? If you missed it last week, here's how Gaydar goes. First contestant here to play Gaydar is Jacob. What do you do for work,

Jacob? I work in IT. Three, two, one. No. Yes. Gay. Not gay. Gay. I am not. Welcome to Gaydar, Coco. Hey, Coco, do you own a pair of Doc Martens? No. She's not gay.

Etc, etc. Yeah, we'll talk to you a little bit and then we'll run our gaydar over you to guess whether you are straight or... Gay's an all-encompassing word in this game, isn't it? Yeah, if you're a part of the queer community. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But obviously yeah, the fun term is

gaydar. So if you want to play we'd love you to call through now 0800 dial ZM and we'll just guess if you're gay or not we need a mix we need a mix of people from all colours of the rainbow whoever you are we'd love you to play

and people who are not even in the rainbow got so many people so many people calling through already gaydar is jamming. What about me? What about me? Am I a part of the queer community? We had former celebrity weatherman,

Maddy McLean, come in and visit us before the show today. And he was criticising my gaydar quite hard. But I will tell you, it was going off while he was in the room. Yeah, I didn't get much. Really? Nah, he was giving me straight masks. Surprises me. Yeah.

ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. I reckon she could be gay. I reckon you could be right. Yeah. Chablerone on ZM. Brie and Clint's gaydar. Let's rock. That's us.

Between us, we will figure out whether you're gay or not. And we will put our gaydars to the test. Yeah, yeah. We're putting our gay reputation on the line. Are you a part of the queer community? Wait, that came out wrong. That's all right. Everyone is welcome to play.

Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah. But we will be guessing if you are a part of the queer community. Let's see how we go. Jay's here. Hi, Jay. Hi, Jay. Hey, guys.

Before we start, can I ask who you've got more faith in? Whose gay day you trust more? We have Bree, who is a part of the queer community, and me, who is not. Who do you think is going to correctly pick you this afternoon? Probably Bree, I reckon. Okay. He's just going off past track record.

We've only played once. Jay, what part of the country do you live in? Christchurch. Christch in? Christchurch. Christchurch. Christchurch. He's a Christchurch boy. What do you do for work? I'm a transport manager.

Okay. I'm going to say Jay's not gay. My vibe. Jay, you're fabulous and you're gay. Jay gay. Jay gay. Yeah, bro, you've got it. Let's go, queen.

Hunty. Thank you, Jay. Bed start, bed start, bed start, bed start. Ella's here. Hi, Ella. Hi, Ella. Hi. Question for you.

Do you own a vest? Yes. Sleeveless vest. The problem is, is that the vest has come into fashion recently. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the question... There's vests and there's vests, though. Is it button-up or is it a pullover vest, Ella?

I have both. She's gay. Going off everything you've taught me about vest wearers. I have taught you a lot about vests. Namely, producer Claudia. My gaydar is screaming, Ella, that you're gay. She's gay. Ella?

I am. Yes. Yes, you are. I'm on the board. Thanks, Ella. We appreciate you. Let's go to Sam on gaydar. Hi, Sam. Yes, you are. I'm on the board. Thanks, Ella. We appreciate you. Let's go to Sam on Gaydar. Hi, Sam.

Hi, Sam. Sam, are you there? Yeah, can you hear me? There you are. Okay, Sam. We got Sam. Question for you, Sam. How many piercings do you have?

Six total. All in the ears? Yes. Okay. Oh. Interesting. Sandwich you had for lunch? I'm just trying to get a vibe.

This doesn't mean anything. I'm just trying to get a feel for you. I'm trying to just hear a bit of your on-ear so I can get my gaydar going, you know? For lunch, I had a chicken salad sandwich roll. Chicken salad sandwich roll. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. It's like chicken and mayo with walnut. What's your favourite vegetable? My favourite vegetable? Yeah. I love an epimami. My, my... I'm not getting

I'll just be honest because we've got to be honest in this game. It's all we've got. I'm not getting a gay vibe from Sam. Neither. Really? Oh, I'll be so excited if this is right because I said it first. I'll just say No, don't hit your bits. Go with your

gut. Okay, no. No. Sam, we think you're straight. Correct. Yeah! It was the edamame answer for me. Nothing gay about edamame. Screams heterosexual. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Sam. Although I love an edamame. Thanks, Sam, you big hetero. Let's go to Jess. Hi, Jess. Hi, Jess. Hey, how's it going? Good, thank you.

Question for you, straight out the gate. Who is your female celebrity crush and who is your male celebrity crush? Well, probably at the moment, Chappelle Rhone is my female celebrity crush. Yeah. And my male was, let's go Jason Momoa. Ooh, both good picks. I had it after Chapel Rhone. Like if I, if I.

What are you thinking? I think gay. My gaydar says gay. She took too much time to answer who her male celebrity crush was. And then she kind of just threw it out there. She's like, no, I might as well just go with Jason Momoa. If I had to pick, I guess everyone else says Jason Momoa, so we'll go with that.

So I'm going to say gay. Gay, Jess? You're very correct. Yes! Thank you for playing Gaydar with us. God, you're four from four. I'm three from four. God, we're having a good week.

We're having a good week. You can get the clean sweep again. You could go undefeated in Gator. Yeah. If you can correctly pick Abby. Hi, Abby. Hi, Abby. Hello.

Welcome. I'm just having a whiff of Abby. He's trying to sniff you, Abby. Abby, Abby, Abby, Abby, Abby, Abby. Question for you, Abby. Have you ever watched a full episode of RuPaul's Drag Race?

No, I haven't. What is your favourite TV show? Meth at the moment. Meths. Okay. Yeah, okay. Love a bit of meths. Whereabouts are you from, Abby?

Christchurch. Do you own your own house? Not currently, no. Are you a cat or dog person? Mmm, definitely a cat. Oh, it's screaming. Do you have a dog? Do you have a cat or a dog?

That is a serious game. Do you own either a cat or a dog, Abby? Oh, sorry. No, not currently, no. But if you had to, you'd be a cat or a dog, Abby? Oh, sorry. No, not currently. But if you had to, you'd be a cat person? Yes, absolutely. Okay. I think Abby the cat-loving maths watcher is straight.

Yes, you're correct. I didn't know what I was going to pick, to be honest. I was confused because there was conflicting answers for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Oh, thanks, Abby. We appreciate you. Thanks, Abby.

Thank you. Oh, you got shortchanged there. You didn't get the chance to get the clean sweep. That's all right. I'll take a four. Four. Four one.

Yeah, you got, well, it's still 100%, isn't it? Well, yeah. Yeah. Stupid girl. People like it. Oh, do me, do me. I want you to guess if I'm gay gay. People like it. If you want to play... Oh, do me, do me. I want you to guess if I'm gay or not.

It is Brinkland. Time for a birthday banger. Brinkland. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Here we go. Birthday banger time. We love to do these for you guys. Number one songs when you turn 16.

We figure it out and we let you know. Jan is going first. Hi, Jan. Hi, Jan. Hi, Jan. Hi, how are you guys? Good, mate. How's your day been? A bit under the weather.

Have you been sick? Yeah. Hung over? No. Nah, I can hear Jan's got a blocked nose. Oh, you had a big night last night, didn't you, Jan? Nah. You sent it.

You got on the cans, didn't you? You had a two-day St. Patrick's Day. Yep. We know you, Jen. We know you. Hey, mate, what's your date of birth? 11th of July, 1994. All right, that means you were 16 in 2010.

Probably on the Cairns back then too, eh? Yeah, definitely. Here's your birthday banger, Jen. Tune Katy Perry and Snoop Dogg. You're on the table dancing to that last night, weren't you, Jen? Don't. Jen's struggling to breathe. Poor Jen.

She's congested from drinking. Someone get that girl a puffer. Wait there. We're going to do Kaya's birthday banger. Hi, Kaya. Hi, Kaya. Hi. How are you?

How's your day been? My day's been pretty mental. Why? What's happened? I'm a science teacher, so when the days are wet and the kids are inside, it's just, yeah. Chaos?

Chaos. It's mental, yes. Did anyone set anything alight with a Bunsen burner? They did not. Oh, well, that's a good day then. It's still time. It's still time, yeah. It still amazes me that they let kids play with Bunsen burners.

Crazy, eh? Yeah. So dangerous. We just did fireball, fireball, fireball over and over and over. Well, good to have you here, Ky, I'm glad you've still got your eyebrows. What is your birthday? 15th of February, 95. Right, that means you were 16 in 2011.

And we've done the calculations. Here's your birthday banger. Tell me who's that girl Walking the club Tell me who's that girl Guy Sebastian. Tell me who's that girl That's a good one.

Yeah, it's a good one. We love a bit of Guy Sebastian on this show. Yeah, you got to. Brings the vibe, Guy. Okay, wait there, Kaia. The Science Teacher, we're going to do Mariah, who's doing their mum's birthday banger. Hi, Mariah.

Hi, Mariah. Hi. What's your mum's name? Days. Days. Days. That's pretty cool. And do you know Mum's birthday?

Yes, it's the 21st of October, 1993. Excellent work. That means Mum was 16 in 2009. And on that day, this was at the top. Oh, let's go Britney Spears. What do you reckon, Mariah? Is that a good one for days, your mum? It's a banger.

It's a banger. Absolute banger. And the song that taught me how to count. Yeah. Listen to ABC's song, eh, from the Jacksons. I mean, you can't go wrong. Yeah, yeah. Wait there, Mariah.

We've got to figure this out. Katy Perry, Guy Sebastian, Britney. I think it's pretty obvious. Probably Britney, eh? Probably Britney. Probably Britney? Yeah. Probably Britney.

Mariah, you want to win birthday banger for your mum today? Yes, please. Yeah, let's do it then. Let's go. You guys have won. Thank you. Brian Clint. This one's just for Mariah and Days.

From the year 2009, here's some vintage Britney for Birthday Banger on ZM. ZM's Brianne Clint. Brianne Clint, that's your Birthday Banger today. Britney Spears in three from the year 2009. Kind of a forgotten Britney banger. Yeah. A little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey. That and Circus. Circus, yeah. And If You See Kami. Do you remember? Oh, yeah, that was a banger too. Yeah, yeah. What was she up to with that one?

What was the song? Do you remember the song Boys from Britney Spears? No, but if you give me a second, I'll dig it up. Can you dig it up? Because that was an absolute banger. What era? Before the Blackout album. Okay.

I'm pretty sure. It was quite early in the career. We don't have it. Really? No. Unless it's boys with a Z. Hold on. Let me just check.

Yeah, boys. Yeah, boys. 2001, Britney Spears. Yeah, nah. That's early. That's very early, Britney. Early? Hold on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where's early. That's very early Britney. Early, hold on. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Where's this little thing? You're going to do it for us. Well, I don't want people to then be like, oh, I want to know what that song is. You know, we don't do that here on this show. I want to make sure the ads play. I'm just bridging the gap with some more vintage Britney. That was good for me, actually.

Okay, I think I've got it. You've got it? Okay, go for it. Here we go. Is it up? Oh, no. Don't worry, I'll bridge the gap. Okay. Oh, okay, I think I've got it.

Okay. Where is it? Is that the right chord? I don't know. You're doing it Bloody Hayley's fed through the chord Alright, take three Take three

This better be worth it Is it? Oh, no. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Yeah, don't know it, eh?

What? Korn? No, I've never heard it. Here comes the chorus. Here comes the chorus. Here comes the chorus. You don't know that song? Nah. Hold on, wait.

We'll just skip to the main part just to check. Here we go. Here, here, here. Sometimes a girl just needs one. Oh, that rings a little bit of a bell. A little bit, but not really. Someone just ticks in, boys super famous for being on the Austin Powers movie. Oh.

Oh, this should be a Friday jam, I reckon. Is that Pharrell? What'd she say? Yes. It is. Yeah, wow reckon. Is that Pharrell? What? Yes. It is. Yeah, wow, look at that. He doesn't even get a mention on the song name, though.

Wasn't famous then. Bree and Clint, your home of vintage Britney Spears on ZM. ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. What would you do if you found out that the person organising the hens or stag do that you were going on was profiting from the hens or stag do. Skimming some off the top, telling everyone it costs more and then keeping the profit. This is a dodgy one. This is a story that I found today. Have a listen to the details.

It says, I have a bachelor party in Las Vegas coming up next weekend and I was excited until we got the price breakdown. It seems overpriced and confusing. One of the groomsmen lives over there and he's actually a Vegas bachelor party planner.

We've heard of those. Okay. Party planners in Las Vegas. Yeah, makes sense. We can get you into this club and we can get you into this club. And they do everything. He claimed he got us really great deals,

but one of his close friends revealed that he's actually making a profit while also charging us extra so he has to pay nothing himself for the stag do i would be fuming i'm now considering opting out i also work in entertainment planning and i would never profit off my friends just last month i spent weeks planning a bachelor party for the same group and we all split the costs evenly. That's what you do for friends, not turn it

into a business opportunity. See, that makes it hard because I was going to say he did organise the whole thing so if he, you know, discounted his a little bit for organising everything, but this guy's saying he did the exact same thing. Am I being

stingy? Should we be covering his costs? Am I an a-hole if I call him out for this? Nah, that's a dog move. It is a dog move. It's meant to be your best friends. Like what you said, I've organised friends' stag do's before, and you still have to pay your share. Of course you do.

But I have given myself a certain luxury, like I made sure I had a bed at the accommodation. I was like, I organised the goddamn stag do, I get a bed. Yeah, that's fair. Yeah. That's fair. But I wouldn't be making money out of it.

No, he's making them pay for his. Yes. And he's making a profit on top. And he's getting kickback. Yeah. I'd be fuming. Dog move, eh? Yeah.

So what do you do? Do you hit the guy up publicly in the group chat? Do you talk to him on the side and go, hey, or do you just not bother? If I think give him a chance so I don't stoop to his level, I pull him aside first and say, hey, I've found this out, and just see how he reacts. Be like, look, not cool. The right thing to do is probably, you know, give everyone's money back.

Look, you can say that you've gotten a discount on something and then distribute the money back to everyone and it can stay between us. Yeah. And then just see what he does. And then if he doesn't do anything about it, then you out him can stay between us. Yeah. And then just see what he does. And then if he doesn't do anything about it, then you out him in the group chat. Yeah. Makes the whole thing real awkward though, doesn't it?

It really does. And that's a way to avoid. The awkwardness. Yeah, you give him a chance first. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. What do you think?

It's kind of cursed information. Like I'd rather have just not known. I'd rather not know. You know, and then pay and go, oh, this is expensive, but then you never know. I wonder if that's happened to anyone. Yeah, I wonder if it happened to Ella's hen's party over the weekend. Yeah.

Did everyone pay up Ella? Well, she wouldn't have been collecting the money. No. No, people paid themselves. Your sister was carrying around a lot of cash and so was producer Claude actually. What? I may have skimmed a little off the top. Excuse me?

The ZM Podcast Network. The NASA astronauts are finally back. They're back. After nine not planned months in space, they have touched down in the Gulf of America, just off of Tallahassee in Florida.

They landed and dolphins were swimming around them. Yeah, pretty amazing welcome home, eh? Yeah, well, about time NASA put on a bit of a show because they deserve it after nine extra months in space that weren't planned. Were they meant to be there for four days or something? I think it was a week. A week. Yeah, they were meant to be there for about a week

and it's been nine months. I'd be so pissed off. But I wonder this all the time because we've had semi-regular updates about the astronauts. Would we have been so interested if it wasn't a man and a woman astronaut stuck up there? Oh, it made it very complicated, I think. Doesn't it?

Because both of them, I believe, have partners on Earth and they told their partners, I'll be gone for a week. Yeah. And the partners were fine with that. And then next minute they're up there for nine months with this other person. Are you guys familiar with the term trauma bonding? Yes. Where you bond with someone over a shared trauma.

That's them. That's nine months. That's all they had for nine months was trauma bonding. They were stuck in a capsule in outer space as far away from everybody they know and love as they could possibly be and all they had was each other. Nothing brings you closer together than a bit of trauma bonding. It's the only bonding I do. Yeah. It's the one that means the most.

So can you imagine? They could die at any minute. Yeah. They could die at any minute. They need to make the most of their time left on Earth. I mean left in space. Do you want to die wondering? There's all the ways you justify it to yourself, hey?

What if we never... There's going to be some very... What if I never feel the embrace of another human being ever again? It's going to be some very tough conversations, I think. I've thought at length about the situation because, yes, they are up there. Yes, they are alone. But at the same time, there must be a camera.

There must be multiple cameras operating in there and audio transmitting back to Earth because if something suddenly happens, mission control need to know exactly what's happening. And what if mission control just hears one of the astronauts put on some romantic music on Spotify? Can you get Spotify in space? Or a CD, whatever he took up there.

And you just hear the space suit. And then you hear, oh, Sonny. Houston, I've got a boner. Play ZM's Brianne Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from 3 on ZM.