ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 19th March 2026

Episode Date: March 19, 2026

The next roaster in The Roast of Bree & Clint is... Angella Dravid!  Did you get busted pulling a sickie?  Things men can't do.  Extreme lengths you went to save a pet.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZDM's Brie and Clint, the podcast. Zidim's Brie and Clint, thanks to KFC. ZDM's Brie and Clint. I change your life if you just live on me tonight. Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the Brie and Clint show. Happy Thursday? Yeah.

Question for you. What have I done now? I know you do it regularly. Yeah. Every morning at 9.30. No, not that thing. Although you might do this just after that. Yeah?

You're currently watching the Michael Jordan Netflix documentary again? The only reason I ask, producers, is Bree's come to work in a full Michael Jordan outfit today. She's wearing a Michael Jordan hat and a Michael Jordan t-shirt. He's my goat. Yeah, I know. You know?

I didn't even notice that you had the whole kit. Yeah, I got to be. I don't have my Jordan's on though No, not my shoes No, I'm not currently watching it It's my off-season You got your J-string on? What?

Your J-string? You're Michael Jordan G-string Does he make him? I'd buy one. Yeah, it's shaped like that symbol on the hat. Hell yeah. Yeah. And there's a little pearl as the basketball.

Slam dunk! Oh, God. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I am too. Yeah, you are. Tell the people how often you've, how many times you've watched the Michael Jordan documentary on Netflix.

Not that many. I reckon it's like seven. Yeah, more than two would have been a lot. Seven? Okay, maybe that's an exaggeration. I think it's six. And that's my honest answer. Oh, that's no more then.

That's fine. We had a fun show on the way for you guys. We'll announce roaster number three at five o'clock. This roaster, I can give you some clues. They're a Billy T Award winning comedian And they are very funny So funny Maybe the driest comedian in the business

Yeah, that's that's fair And then their comedy's also good too They've been on Taskmaster That's another clue for you Seven days Seven days You can guess it 96696 I'll be surprised

But big get for us What do they rhyme with What does their name rhyme with Um Mandela You could have said Pamela. It doesn't rhyme with Pamela. Pamela.

It doesn't? No. It's close. Not even. Close enough. Yeah. All right. Better than Mangella.

Let's not have a Kyle Sandy Lans at the very start of the show, okay? Let's save that for later on. I just had a great idea. I'll tell you in the break. Is it we have a massive fight on it? No. See if the company rips up our contract? No.

Let's play. Trady versus Lady. We need a tradie and we need a lady who want to play. And ladies, I don't mean to scare you, but the tradies are coming for you. They really are. Let's see what you can do today. 0,800 dial Z-M. Winner takes home 50 bucks.

Oh, can we fire you guys? We're like, damn. A great opportunity. This back fight. Get Jason PJ back. Play Z-Dems, Bree and Clint. Tradey versus ladies. The tradies are on the comeback tour.

They're on 18 wins for the year. The lady's still out in front, though, by quite a few on 23. Our ladies in Chichet, she is 34, and as she is here playing with her 8-year-old son, Carter, please welcome to the show, Bree. Hi, Bree. Be there, Brian and Carter? Hey, hi, hi, hi, we've got you now. Do you guys each have a special to?

topic? Oh, Carter's is probably rugby actually. Okay, good. Which is... Rugby and football. Which could answer the question I had. You guys are can tabs.

He's called Carter. Did you name your son after Dan Carter? No, I don't, but he thinks he... Sorry, I didn't, but he thinks he's going to be the next Dan Carter. Yes, Carter. Good man. I thought you named him after the South Park character. Cartman.

Oh, yeah, that's right. I thought it was... Sorry, I would just... wanted to be involved. No, Karen, our breath. Sorry about that,

Bree. Let's move on. You guys are taking on our tradie today. He's calling from Wellington. He's in his late 40s, and he is a Barry Manilow fan. Welcome to the show, Jay.

Gide, Jay. Good afternoon. I'm with my stepson, William, too, who's 10. Oh, hi, William. Did you name William after the South Park character, Cartman? No, his mom and dad did.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice. I just realized we've got Carter on one line and Jay on the other line. Like Jay Z Carter. Is that his last name? Hello. What? What's wrong with me? I don't know.

Having a bad day and you're not being very supportive friend. I'm trying. No, you're not. All right, let's play. Bree and Carter, your buzzer is lady. Jay and William, your buzzer is tradie. First team to three correct dancers gets the 50 bucks cash from. KFC. Here we go. Question number one.

What is the name of the ginger cartoon cat that hates Mondays? Trading. Yes. Jay and William? Yeah, it's Garfield. It's Garfield, yeah. And his favorite food is lasagna. The answer is Garfield. One to the Trades.

Question number two. Which Formula One team does four-time champion? Max Vistappen. Yes, Jay and William. That would be Red Bull. It is Red Bull. It is Red Bull. You're two in front. Brey and Carter, you need this one to stay in at. Question number three.

Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Yes, Brian Carter. Katie Perry. It is Katie Perry. Well done. You've kept yourselves in it. One to the ladies, two to the tradies. Question number four.

Which city in Brazil is home to the Statue of Christ the Redeemer? Yes, Brian Carter. Rio de Janeiro. It is. Well done. This is a tie breaker. What an exciting game. For the win, question number five.

Oops, I did it again, was a major hit. Yes, Brian Carter. Brittany Fier. She's got! Wow. Whoa. She's a lead. First of all, Jay and William, keep your head high.

That was an incredible comeback from Brian Carter. You could not have predicted that, right? That was wild. Wow. Congratulations. Congratulations. A true gentleman says, well done to those that beat them. Yep.

Oh, on you, Jay and William. Jay and William. Seeing a great example there. Brian Carter, what a run you guys had just then. Oh, awesome. Thank you. We're two from two now. Oh, nice.

Bloody good. All right, 50 bucks from KFC coming your way and a win in the lady column this afternoon. Good stuff. Amazing. Thanks, guys. All good. Jay Z's real name's Sean Carter.

I can kind of see what you're getting at because he's Jay Z. Yeah. And then his real last name was Carter. No, wasn't completely well. That one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It didn't completely redo the cart.

And Carter is not a million miles away from Cartman. Okay, see, where was this supportive friend behavior before? I had to laugh at you first, and then I'll support you. ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast. Did you see that story about the woman in Brisbane who went to the tribunal because of the amount of sick days she took in 12 months? No. What do you think would be?

How many sick days are you allowed in Australia? Um. We get heaps here. That's a good question. I don't think we get enough. We get like two weeks. Yeah, I think that's about right. Okay.

How many sick days a year do Australians get? I think it's about five. I want to say five. Ten. Oh, there you go. Ten, same as us. Yeah. Do you think that's a lot?

Yeah. Ten sick days. It's twice as many as we used to get. So that's why you think it's a lot? Yeah. Geez, you can tell her Brie and I. are voting for a. Yeah. You're swinging more and more that way as you get older. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you think is a lot, though, to take in a year?

Ooh. Do you have like a chronic illness or are you like in and out of hospital? I'm not telling you any of that. Oh, okay. Because I mean, if you're really sick, then 10's not enough, is it? But if you just... Oh, so now you want to come over to this side. Sorry, we're full. No, no, but if you're just prone to ills and chills. What about someone like you in the condition you have? Which condition are you speaking about? I'm not going to say what condition it is out of privacy reasons. You know what I'm talking about.

You know what I'm talking about. I can work with that condition. Thank you very much. Sometimes. Okay. Depends what it's affecting. All right. All right.

I think if you took more than 15 sick days in a year. Okay. That's a lot. It's a lot, yeah. This woman took a whopping. In Melbourne. No, this was in Brisbane. Oh, in Brisbane, yeah, okay.

A whopping. 114 sick days. But obviously there's a story behind this. She got diagnosed with deep vein thrombosis, which is very serious. Yeah. And you need to get a surgery. Look, I don't know the details, but it's, It's gone to court.

Yeah. It's gone to court. And the court have decided to go with her employer and have backed her employer. Yeah. So she's gotten the sack from where she worked. That's unfortunate. That is unfortunate because that is a real condition. We don't know the details.

But 114 days. DVT, that's the one you get on the planes. If you don't get up and walk around, you can get deep vein thrombosis. Yeah, you can. It's like blood clots. It's real serious. You can die from it. Yeah.

Yeah. My brother-in-law recently had to get a surgery for it. Is the one where all the veins go like curly and you can see them on your skin? That's varicrous veins, isn't it? No, it's all related to me. I mean, she got her money's worth going out, though, didn't she? 114 sick days. But obviously, you know, it wouldn't have been fun.

No, she had deep vein thrombosis. Yeah, she probably just had to have her legs up. you know? What do you think is the most amount of sick days you've taken in a year? I don't know and I don't know if I use my allocation. You know?

Probably five. Because too many. Yeah, way too many. I'm a company man. If the bosses are listening. Five or six? If the bosses are listening, would it be okay if I took like five of Clint's sick days

because he doesn't need all ten? No. No, don't stop saying that because then I'll get sick. Then I'll get something. And I'll get DVD. And I'll be like, sorry, used your sick days. And I'll be sitting here going, what's that? I hate to say it.

We want to talk to people who got busted pulling a sickie when they weren't sick. That's what we're looking for this afternoon. Yeah. Like our producer Claudia when she first started, and she told us she was too sick to work. You know, she got away with this. And it was only like a year and a half later that she outed herself. What did you say your illness was? I think I said it was just like sore throat, like flu-y symptoms.

And where were you? Explore the music festival. She was it, Splaw, the Festival. She could have had a sore and a flu-like symptoms and be it splorted. Yeah, I could have had both. Oh, 800 dollars at em, or you can text to 9696.9.6. When did you get busted on a sickie? Or when did you bust someone that you work with on a sickie?

I chucked a sickie when I worked at this bar, and I went to a Broncos game when I lived in Brisbane, and I was on the TV. So good. I didn't get ass back for many shifts. I think I know why A woman in Brisbane has been given the sack after she had to take 114 sick days

Sick days in a year Yeah She was sick though She was she wasn't faking it No she wasn't she had DVT Deep Veined thrombosis My favourite text from someone said Hey I had DVT

That turned out to be a clot in my lung And I only took two weeks off work Yeah, well, you're made of tougher stuff. Well, who knows the complication? I think she was waiting to get surgery and then she couldn't and then went back and forth and hence why she had to take so many. Also support for our producer Claudia

who faked a sickie so she could go to Splaw. Someone said Splore is 100% a legitimate reason to call in sick. I've been to 12. Whoa. I only meant to like two. Wow. One of them I called in for. RIPSplore. Yeah, RIP.

Yeah, bring it back. Claudia's going to have to work full year next year. We want to know if you got busted pulling a sickie. Mandy's here. Hi Mandy. Hi Mandy. Hello. You busted one of your staff members.

Yes. So yeah. I'm not the one that got busted. Yeah. But no giveaway of where we're located. But she called in sick on the weekend of the Hyde Street parties in the Indian. Oh, yes. And didn't think much of it. We were really busy, but didn't think much of it. And then that night when I got home and the next day,

she was tagged in all of these ODT images that she made and all the friends tagged her and she had me as a friend on Facebook so I of course saw it all. Rookie! What a narc from the ODT. You got busted by a literal newspaper at the Hyde Street kick party?

NARTS. Yes, there was more than one image. So, yeah, it was great. How did you confront her? She actually came in the next day to talk to me about it. she was pretty sure that she was busted. It was pretty obvious. Well, I mean, that shows character that she fronted up and, you know, she didn't let you go to her.

Yeah, yeah. You should have just liked the photo on Facebook and then just... Oh, no, I did. Yeah. Yeah. But that's right. She was well and truly aware that she was. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, got you.

I think that's a legit thing to call in sick for. Kim's here. Hi, hi, Kim. Hi, Kim. Hi. What did you call in sick for and you got busted? Not the one who got busted I pulled a fake sickie

Okay And then I said I was up on my Tummy bug I actually went to one of my kids Aspholitic stays Okay And then my co-worker Who is just known

For always pulling a sickie She got caught of a wind That I was sick And the next day she was sick Okay right And when she returned back to work I said oh my goodness How you feeling?

Are you okay? She said I caught what you had The tummy bug But you were faking But I wasn't sick. Straight away, I knew it. But you can't say anything, because you're just as guilty, right, Kim.

You couldn't say anything. I'm taking it to grave till now. But how bad did you want to say something? Really bad. I moaned to my husband, but that's it. You moan to your husband, even though you took a fake sickie as well. Yeah, but Kim never does it. This other woman's notorious.

This is the first time Kim was going to take a sickie. Very good. Thank you, Kim. we asked you, when did you get busted pulling a sickie? Someone said I was the manager and I busted one of my employees. They said they had food poisoning. However, I spotted them on the hairdresser's

Instagram story getting a hair card. God. This one is so good. It says, I'm a glazier and I chucked a sickie one day to go and play golf. I sliced the ball off the first tea and broke a window on the clubhouse.

The golf club called my work to go and fix the window. And it was me who went back to fix the window that I broke. That is full circle. Never got caught, though. How bloody good. Yeah. This one, I'm a school teacher and had a sickie going to Mount Rua Pahoo to go snowboarding.

Happened to see a whole bunch of students up the mountain who were also sick. The next day in front of a bunch of other classes and teachers that I was peer teaching with, students yelled, Mean Day at the snow yesterday, Miss. I got a few looks that day. How good. I work at F-45. We have to be really careful not to put people on the gram when they've pulled a sickie and gone to the gym instead.

Oh, see? Totally. That's, you know, that's doing the most. Can I ask a question? Does anybody want to be on their F-45's Instagram story? Or any gym's Instagram story? I always find when you're doing those workouts and then they come and stick a camera in your face.

You're like, I don't look good right now. Why are you posting this? Well, it's just easier. You know when you set up your camera to take. take your own videos and then you can be like, oh no, these, they took the video and so I'm just re-sharing it. True, actually. Tag me. Yeah.

Oh, this is good for you, Bree. It says, hey guys, did you know you can take a sick day whilst you're on annual leave, which will convert your annual leave into a sick day? How good, so long as you're not the employer. Cheers, Chris. You did that one time. And you? No, not me. Not me. No, you did it.

Careful. Careful. Careful. Careful. I know it was you. It was you. I know it was you. Claudia, do you remember that time? Clint got gastro and he was on annual leave and then they, and then they refunded him in sick days? Yeah, I remember it well. Remember when Bree did that? No. Oh. You can't just say shit and then because you've got Claudia to back you up. People believe that it's true.

That is true. No, but that's the whole point when you have someone to backing you up. It's like that Manosphere documentary. You can't just say things and then your mates agree with you and then it seems like fact. This is the exact same. Yeah. Yeah. The women's fear. The women's fear?

The Women's Square. Z. Am's Brian Clint. The tea. Live from L.A. with D. McCarthy. Guys, not very good news for Spice Girls fans. The 30th anniversary reunion that was rumored to be happening is not going ahead. Ah. It's been cancelled.

according to Mel C who did an interview on Australian radio said that the plans weren't able to be pulled together in time. Interesting. Yeah, so apparently Mel C., Emma Bunton, Mel B, Jerry Halliwell and Victoria Beckham had all been in talks to get this over the line to do a string of concerts to mark the three-year decade of the good. girl group but according to Mel C she said it's not happening

bugger that's um that sucks because that would be a great thing to have happen god they would make a mint out of it too because it wouldn't just be that it would be a documentary series it would be so good it would be a concert film it would be all the things that go with it'd be a oh it'd be a new release of the Spice Girls impulse deodorant I'd be there I'd be buying that you'd be right back into that wouldn't you of course having seen and sorry to be the guy who brings it up daily but having seen the backstreet boys

at the sphere, that's the right place for the Spice Girls' Reunion. That would be the most incredible show. And then you could travel to it. And then they could stay in one place and they could, it would just be phenomenal. You're just never going to get Victoria Beckham to do a residency in Vegas, are you? Do you think, oh, I feel like you were more likely to get her to do that than a world tour? Yeah, maybe. I don't know.

Where does she live at the moment? Is she living in London or is she in L.A.? I believe she's in London. Mm. Okay, well. Well, it's not happening anyway, so you can dream about it all you want. I wonder if they will ever do it again. Is Mel C the only touring Spice Girl?

Because she's a DJ now. She tours her DJ sets. Yeah, she does. Yeah, maybe. Emma Bunton's on the radio in the UK. Yes. Victoria's at war with her son. Mel B does like a lot of, you know, the X factors or the America's got talent and all those kind of shows.

Yeah. And Ginger? And Ginger's married to that... To the Formula One guy. The Formula One guy that got dropped by Red Bull. Yeah. What are you up to? St a reunion.

Yeah. Come on, guys. We're all time safe. That's the T. Z&M's Bree and Clint podcast. ZDM with Bree and Clint. Bree is just fishing Haribow beers out of her mouth because she forgot we had to talk.

Sorry, I'm here now. What great lengths did you go to to save a pet? I read this story about this guy who, I had a rescue dog. Rescue dog was eight. Really sad news the dog got tumours and cancer. Yeah. Was not...

Going to make it. Not going to make it. And dog went through chemotherapy and all these other things, but it was just prolonging the dog's life. It wasn't curing it. Anyway, the story is like really hard for me to understand because I'm not very smart. But the guy was like,

refuse to accept this news and I want to see if I can essentially use science and go to like scientists to help my dog live a longer life. So essentially he collected like data from his dog, gave it to these scientists and these scientists tried to figure out essentially like a vaccine for the dog to like help cure the tumours. Okay. He spent a lot of money. Yeah. And the dog is going through the treatments now. Because I think it took two months to develop.

Mm-hmm. And apparently it's working. Okay. So the guy has, like, hired scientists to come up with new medical treatment to save his dog. It's so hard because losing a pet is so hard. But once a dog's already eight and it's a rescue dog, like, you know, like, he's that a good run. I also go, I also go, like, how are you keeping the dog alive for? Are you keeping the dog alive for the dog? Are you keeping the dog alive for you? But I don't know all the details.

Yeah. Okay? This dog may be able to speak and the dog may have said to him, please put me through chemotherapy? You never know. Who knows? You never know. But also, though, I feel like this guy, um, in the process of trying to save his dog, I think they have developed new technologies in terms of like medical treatments. Oh, okay, I never thought about it from that perspective. Which is pretty amazing. It's still very early days, but that's why they've written the story about it. I say what I say.

But at the same time, I also spent a crazy amount of money and time trying to save a cat of mine that had, she was really sick. For a long time, your cat was sick. Yeah. And I paid to have the cat, no shit. I had paid to have the cat put. in a hyperbaric oxygen chamber. That's right.

Do you know how expensive it is to put a cat in a hyperbaric oxygen chamber? I can't imagine it's very cheap. And do you know how few animal surgeries in Auckland have an animal hyperbaric oxygen chamber? How many do you know? Where is it? It's on the north shore of Auckland. That's right. I know exactly where it is.

Yeah, yeah. And... See, it's easy to say. It's easy, like when you're sitting there saying... It's so easy to say in hindsight. talking about this guy's dog because you're not attached to this dog. It's not my dog. The dog's a rescue dog.

So it's easy for you to say. Totally. But I know for a fact that, you know, when it's your dog, it's a part of your family. So when it comes down to it and this could be, you know, dog, cat, whatever pet, it is a part. Yeah, it's like a human. You also get faced with this crazy, like if you were to graph it. Because you often go, because it's a money thing too. You go, how much can we afford?

Because pets aren't covered by the healthcare system. You know you've got to pay for these things. And very quickly outstrips your pet insurance quite often. But so you go, okay, we can afford to spend X amount of money helping the cat or dog. And then you spend that money and you run out of money. And just before you run out of money, the animal starts to get a bit better. And you go, oh no.

Well, how am I going to find more money? Yeah, you go, well, we can't put the cat down now because it's getting better. We've just spent all this money and the cat's fought through all of this and it's just starting to get better. We can't put it down now. It's a bad scenario.

Then you've got to go all the way up the other side with it. Oh, I feel like I would be the person too. I'm glad I haven't come to that, you know, situation in my life. I know it will eventually come for me. Unfortunately, it's part of having a pet, it just is a part of being a pet owner, you're right.

But I feel like I would be the type of person And if I spend a certain amount, then I'd feel like that was a waste to be like, yes. Well, now I just need to spend, you know. That's what I'm saying as well. You go, well, it'd be a waste of money to just put it down now. Yeah, so now I need to spend more because this money that we've spent is just going to be a waste. And the animal's getting better.

So now I need to spend more. You've got to time it while they're still going downhill. That's when you've got to pull the plug. That's awful. Oh. I'm half-joking. Life's a funny thing, isn't it? Yeah.

It is. It is. But we do want to know this afternoon, because it happens. We want to know the extreme lengths that you went to to save a pet of yours. And it might be financial lengths. Yep. Could be other different types of lengths. Did you fly your cat to Venezuela for an experimental trial? Trial surgery.

Yeah. That only they were offering. If we get a story like that, surely that doesn't exist. Yeah. Did you ship your horse to... Yeah. That could. That could have happened.

Oh, 800 dollars it did. No judgment. No judgment here. I think it's very relatable. Yeah. You know? Well, depending on how much you spent. But yeah.

What amount do you think is relatable? I can't answer that because I think it's different. I think it's different between cat, dog and horse. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. And we don't want to cloud people. No, I don't want a cloud. No judgment here.

What, what you literally just asked me for was a joceman. My parents spent about $35,000 on their dog. Holy smokes. Okay, I reckon the liners. I'm judging a little bit on. The liners below that. 35 grand. More details, please.

The ZM Podcast Network. There's a guy that has made the news around the world after he refused to let his rescue pup. That was eight years old die of cancer. So instead he hired scientists to help him. fix or find a cure for what she was going through. Dog's still alive but the treatment hasn't worked yet essentially. It's starting to work, basically. This guy must be rich.

He must be rich. Because I don't know how much a scientist costs, but I don't reckon they're cheap. You know? Yeah, I can't imagine that they're very cheap. So we want to know the extreme lengths that you went to to save a pet. We got a teaser text before we played those songs from someone who said their parents spent 35 grand

trying to save their dog. And we just head to know more. So please welcome to the show, Kindle. Hi, Kendall. Hello. How are we? 35 grand. This must have been the best dog to ever exist.

I've got to put it. To be honest, he was. He was the best dog ever. His name was Gus. Yeah. And we thought, you know, good old Lab, Steffie Cross, a good mutt. Oh, love that.

No. Over his life, he cost $35,000. $35,000. Oh, over his life? Yeah. Over his life. And how long was his life? We found out 15 years.

Oh, that's a good run. Okay. Yeah, so he was allergic to moulds that you find in leave. What? And he would itch his ears and get air infection. Okay. So he went through immunotherapy to become not allergic to that. Kendall, shut up.

So we would inject him. This is my parents, not me. Hey, it's my inheritance, but it's gone now. The dog was allergic to mold found in leaves. So the parents did immunotherapy. with him, where you inject him. He went through a skin test where they shaved little patches of his skin. Kendall, I know exactly what immunotherapy is because I have done it for myself as a human.

You can get it for animal. That's crazy, yeah. And then he taught two cruciate ligaments, but we found out he died under anesthetic. But then every time he had surgery, he'd have to have a special one that cost more and extra nurses to breathe for him. Wait, wait, wait, wait, he died. Wait, he died under anaesthetic, but they brought him back to life. Correct. So then every surgery after that, he had particular anesthetic and multiple nurses.

Kendall. I know, so there's my inheritance. Yeah, it's so easy to say from the outside, Bree, so right. Like, it's easy to be callous when it's not your animal. Yeah, because when I'm attached to this dog, but it seems like wild. But when it's your dog, it doesn't seem crazy at all. Did you feel the need at some point to say to your parents, did you feel the need to say to them, hey, guys, I think this might have gone a bit far?

No, because I have horses and I spend a lot of money on them as well. That would be a little bit hypocritical. Yeah. I mean, 35,000 over 15 years, I mean. It's $2,300 a year. Yeah. On average. Four.

I mean, but you have some good years where it was only 1,000 and some bad years where it would be 10,000. So, yeah. A lot of texts. Someone texted her and said, I spent $7,000 on my dog for a hip replacement. It was worth every day. damn scent. We had to sell our house to pay for our dog's surgery. What?

Wow. What? The thing is that dog would have no idea how lucky it was. It'd just be like, ooh, why aren't we in the good house anymore? This text is so good. It says, my dad gave my dog mouth to mouth after she drowned and saved her life. That's awesome. I would give my dog mouth to mouth.

It's like dog Baywatch. I'd definitely give it a go. Remember, I literally told you that story about my pa the other week. Yeah. Where he... Oh, yeah. But that part's not the best. No, you can't actually tell that story.

Well, I mean, allegedly, this was the story that goes around our family. Allegedly, my par gave his cat... A long time ago, by the way. A long time ago. Yeah, like 40 years ago. Yeah. Like 40 years ago gave the cat... Made the cat...

Took the cat's balls off. And so they put a plastic bag on the... cat's head to like make it calm and then the cat like lost consciousness and then my pa gave it mouth to mouth and brought it back to life and then that cat lived till it was 19 had a good life yeah then i watched my par as well like when the fox terrier that they owned had babies and my par bit their tails off yeah okay um is that not normal and then i also one time went across to my neighbour's place and my dad and my next door neighbor, I watched

them take the balls off a horse. That, that really traumatised me. Breaker up in rural Queensland, by the way. Just want to give context to this story. And then... No, that's enough. No, you're banned from the stories

from now, okay? Thank you for sharing. Okay. No more stories from you. Okay. My part's dead by the way, you can't go after him. All right, P-P, par. He was a good man. He was.

He was one of the best. Hard of gold. Love you, par. You just hate to be an animal with testicles around that man. They hate to see him coming. I hate to see him coming. The dog got any balls?

Bring it over here. It's Z.M.'s Bree and Clint podcast. Look, a mixed response to Bree's story about granddad's home neutering server. Look, can I... The messages range from what the actual if, Bree, to Bree. We want to hear more stories.

Can I just give a little bit... Stop talking, Bree, through to what else did Bree's par remove? Just a little bit more context to that story where my par did neuter the cat and suffocated it and then had to bring it back to life with mouth to mouth. The cat was going around the neighbourhood and then impregnating all the other cats. And then one of the neighbours said to him, mate if you don't sort this cat out i'm going to shoot your cat and then so my par had to take it upon himself because there wasn't a vet

like back in those days there was no vet within the vicinity so my pa was like and my par was medically trained he went to the war as a medic for humans not how many nuts did he remove in the war i think a couple that's where he learnt true okay i'm gonna have to suffocate you but just for a bit just while i whip your nuts off My mum's messaging now. It's for the cause. Because it's about her dad.

Oh, it's her dad. Okay. In my mind, it was your dad's dead. Oh, yeah, no. I can't like that. She said, it's more hygienic. He was a medic in the army, so he knew a lot about that end circumcised men. He did a lot of that during his time in the army.

Yeah. To keep the men safe and clean. Yes, no, no. I understand. I understand. God, I've got so much more information this afternoon than I. Hey, if my part could circumcise a human man, I mean, he can eutre a cat. He can circumcise a cat.

I don't know if he did that, but. We got so many texts from people about the extreme lengths that they went to to save their pet. Like quite wholesome texts as well. Yeah, can we read out some of those? I don't know. I don't know if I've got the stomach for it anymore. Oh, there's some nice ones, though. Someone said we sent our dog to Massey University vets after she was run over by a car twice.

She had a fractured skull and had 37 fractures. It was going to be close to $30,000. But because they used it as a teaching case for the vet students, it only ended up being $16,000. God, they should have just called your par. My part would have done it for free. You want the balls off it, too? I'll whip them off while I'm at it.

My granddad took his pet rooster to work for three weeks when it was sick. Granddad had a farm in Brazil, so he would keep the car running for hours so the rooster was comfy in the year. Isn't that adorable? Oh, that granddad sounds so different to my part. What about this one? Our family dog had surgery.

Eventually, to help with its recovery, the vet recommended low-impact exercise. My mum took the dog to water therapy for months. Dog walked on a treadmill in a little pool. It costs thousands of dollars. I spent two and a half grand on cat x-rays. and other consultants just to be told that my cat was going to die waste of money

and the vet probably already knew it was terminal oh fuck yeah I know but you don't know until you know do you one more this one is just if you've got a weak stomach probably not for you but it says my mum once sewed our chicken's neck back together with needle and thread

after our neighbour's dog got out and attacked it its head was hanging on by just a slither of skin She then went and bought an expensive cream to keep the infection out. The chicken unfortunately died, but she did her best to save it. That is really wholesome. And sounds like your pa's dream woman. My par would have been right up that woman's deli.

I think I turned my stereo on at the wrong time. Someone else said, Brie, did your part circumcise any of your family members just out of curiosity? Well, if any of them are circumcised, we'll know who did the work. Oh, he'd be pissed off if he didn't get the offer. Yeah, he'd be like, wait a second.

Hey, this isn't my handy work. You know I do those in-house. That's my special thing. That's my Christmas. Christmas is my go-to. Oh, Christ on a blike. It's ZM's Breanclint podcast. The roast of Bree and Clint is happening on the 8th of May at the Q Theatre.

The tickets are going on sale tomorrow morning, Bree. Yes, get your tickets from the comedy festival.com.n.z. We haven't even announced all of our roasters yet. We've announced James Mustapick. Yes, he wasn't aware he was roasting, but he is now. He is now. He's got the date in his Google calendar. We've announced Liv McKenzie. Yes, she's on board.

And now we're about to, what I'm going to say is our most quality. qualified comedian to date. Yeah, I'd have to agree with you. She's won a Billy T award. She's done seven days. She's done Taskmaster, and now she's doing the Brean Clint Radio show. Please welcome one of our faves.

It's Angela Dravitz. There she is. Hi. Angela, I need to ask you, because when I approach you to be one of the roasters in the Brean Clint comedy roast, you said to me that you don't normally do roast, but because you dislike us so much,

you'll make an exception. Well, yeah, I had to Google you first, and then I was like, I could do that. Oh, she's already started. Is it a roast, or is it the truth? It's hard to know. It's a bit of both, yeah.

We asked James muster pick this question yesterday, Angela, and he said, because Bree's a lesbian and I'm a straight man, that the answer is yes. But do you believe that Bree and I are particularly roastable people? So, you're sort. were like too nice.

Oh. Oh. What if we like go and do some awful stuff on the streets of Auckland, like in the lead up to the show? Yeah. Yeah, okay, yeah, do that. What do you, what do you think makes a good roast? How far is far enough?

How far is too far to go? Is there anything that's out of bounds for you, Angela? Out of bounds. I can dish it. I can't take it. Lucky you're one of the. Roasters and not the roast date then. Yeah, because what is it? May the 8th? May the 9th.

It'd be just a gravestone of where I was. I can't, I can't take it. It would just be a pile of Angela's ashes. Yeah, yep, yeah. Except that was a best seller and this one, no one's going to... We're trying to sell 400 tickets to this roast, Angela. Can you talk it up a bit, please? Yeah, come on.

How do you talk it up? It's not even a roast. It's just how the people feel on stage. Yeah. I think, don't you agree, Angela? It's the first time you guys do talkback radio pretty much. Like, call one, what do you have to say? Wow.

It says such a good way of looking at it. It is a great way of looking at it. What is your favorite thing about doing a comedy roast and what's your least favorite, Angela? I like watching it. I don't like participating. So I'm looking forward to seeing how. Because James is a very good roaster. I now have a theory that the more weak you look, the more savage the insults.

Like James will tear you. Let's just make it. It'll be easier for you to crap pretty much. After he tears us a new one. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, right, we see, we see. I'm looking at the poster for your show that's in the comedy festival this year, Angela Dravid. It's called I'm Still Happy for You.

Who are you still happy for? Oh, it's ironic. I'm not that happy for anyone. Didn't you say you got diagnosed with depression? No. Who's saying that? Oh no, sorry, wait, that was me, I think. That was me.

There's a good roast, though. Aren't you depressed? No, this is my normal face. I do have resting sad face. I get stopped at immigration every time. Yeah, you, you, you, you, You kind of remind me of, you know, in that movie Inside Out, the sad one in the brain? Yeah.

You're like the real-life version of that. I think so. Yeah. Yeah. Why do they stop you at immigration? Do they think that you're smuggling antidepressants into the country? My face, my voice, all say sorry. Right.

I look very guilty. Do they think that you're in the country against your own well? And it was that time she tried to smuggle cocaine up her bum. Oh. Yeah. Yeah, that will do it too. Hey, well, you may look sad. Actually, I looked happy that day.

You may look sad, but we are happy to have you as part of the Bree and Clint roast, Angela Dravid. We can't wait, actually. I'm excited to be there, too. What an honor? I've already got some lined up. I'm looking forward to. I'm not, but I do have some. They're not even roast.

They're just actual thoughts that I thought that you should know. Okay. Oh, that's great. Don't tell us now. Tell us in front of 400 people at the Q Theatre on the 8th of May, okay? Oh, okay, great, great. Makes me nervous that I told Angela about this a couple of days ago and she already has a bunch of stuff she wants to tell us.

You can get tickets for this from ComedyFestival.com. com.com. From 7am tomorrow morning. Don't worry, we'll remind you, but they're cheapest chips. And we do expect, even though it's a big room, we do expect this one to sell out. That's the roast of Breham Clint as part of the New Zealand International Comedy Festival. We'll see you there.

Thank you. See you there. Thank you. I love her. Me too. I love her so much. Maybe not for long, though. Depending on, you know, how mean she is.

Play Z-N's, Bree and Clint. $400 cash up for grabs in What's the Plot? And to win that, you need to beat Bree in our movie guessing game. And you need to call us right now. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented. Athletic, not really, but picking a movie title based on just the plot line that she can do.

Reincluence, what's the plot? Our famous movie guessing game where I read out plot lines from famous movies and you guys guess what the movie is, what the name of the movie is. The first person to get two movies correct is going to win the $400 today. Who is taking me on this afternoon? It's Zach. Hi, Zach. Hi, Zach. Hi. How do you go at this game when you hear it when you're playing along in the car?

I go all right. I've actually played before. Have you really? How did you go when you play? Did you win? Did you win? I did. Oh. Oh, a returning champ. All right, Zachy boy. Well, 400 bucks up for grabs. Are you ready for it? Yep. Buzz in with your name. Don't wait for me to finish the plot line. Okay. Here we go. Our theme today, we announced the roast of Bree and Clint this week, a one-hour comedy show where we're going to get roasted to a crisp in the comedy festival.

So to celebrate, these are all comedy movies. Okay. Movie number one, a small-time dealer learns the hard way that no good deed goes unpunished. Trying to help some teenagers, he is jumped by thugs and loses his cash and stash. Now he's in big debt, Bree? Pineapple Express. Great guess. That is the plot line, I think, but it's wrong. Zach?

I've got no idea. No? Yeah, neither. I'll give you a little bit more, and if you can't get it, I'll get rid of it. Now he's in big debt to his supplier, and to wipe the slate clean, he must go to Mexico to pick up the guy's latest shipment to accomplish his mission. Oh, I know what it is. He devises a foolproof plan. He packs a fake family into a huge RV. Oh, Zach. Oh, shit.

Uh, we're the millers. We're the millers. I knew it. I just couldn't think of the name. It's a good movie. Jason Bateman. No, Jason Sudecass. Oh, Jason Sudecis.

No, Jason Baitman. Oh, Sudecis. Jason Sadecis. Yeah. Definitely Sadecis. And Jennifer Aniston. Oh, okay. Who's seen it?

And have you seen it? I have seen it. I actually realize you're right now. Yeah. But I genuinely thought I was right. Um, okay. Comedy movie number two. Our hero is an FBI,

Special Agent, Bree. Miscongeniality. Miscongeniality is a great guess, but it's wrong. Do you want a free guess, Zach? Oh. Um. All you've got is FBI special agent. Yeah.

I'll give you three seconds. Three, two. Well, keep going. Our hero is an FBI special agent, Brie. 21 Jump Street. 21 Jump Street. It's a great guess, but it's incorrect. It's worth a try.

Zach, I'll give you three, two. No. One. Our hero is an FBI special agent who is a methodical investigator with a longstanding brie. Heat. Heat? I'll take The Heat is correct. With Sandra Bullock.

Sandra Bullock, yeah. And Melissa McCarthy. Oh, okay, guys, we've come to tiebreak. How are you feeling, Zach? How's the nerves? All right. All right. I haven't seen that one.

I was, uh... Very good film. I recommend. I will say heat is a different movie. The Heat. You knew what I meant. Yeah. Movie number three, The Decider, Comedy Movies.

When Our Hero was a little boy, he made a wish that his beloved teddy bear would come to life. Zach? Ted. That's correct. Well done, Zach. Well done. You beat me again. So how much did you win last time, Zach?

Do you remember? Maybe 100. Let's top that up. You're at 550 bucks. total from the Bree and Clint show because we're about to transfer you 400. Congratulations. Awesome. Thank you so much. You are welcome, Zach. Enjoy. How are you feeling? First loss of the year. It's always a hard pill to swallow, but we will rebuild. Bree's definitely not pulling the fingers to Zach's name on the phone screens at the moment.

She's not. I'm happy for him. She would never. Happy for him. ZDM's Bree and Clint podcast. What'd you find in the bin? That's the question I want to ask this afternoon. Age Thalia, I think that's how you say it, is a 32-year-old production assistant in L.A. She has posted a video that has made the news today after an epic rubbish bin find. I saw this. It's cool, eh? Yeah, it is pretty cool. She found this thing in a literal skip bin.

I'm going to play this clip from her video and you'll find out what the thing was at the very end. You're joking. Securities that I can just climb up here and get some. Okay, these are huge. I can't take one that big. I need a big knife. Is it insane to take a huge piece? Just vacuuming the Oscars red carpet in my living room.

She went into a skip bin behind the theater where they hold the Oscars and she found that they had thrown away all the carpet from the red carpet the day before. And so she took a huge slab of it home and now it's the carpet of her apartment. Apparently they throw it away every year. Isn't that insane? I found that out today as well, and I did a bit of digging to see how much carpet it is that they use. It'd be so much. Did you know that for the Oscars each year, they lay 4,600 square metres of red carpet,

which is basically one whole rugby field of red carpet? Oh my God. And because it has to be the most perfect, the most pristine carpet for the Oscars, they'd rather just get new stuff. next year. So they just biff it. And we wonder why there's global warming age. Oh, it's that thing where, you know that meme at the moment where everyone's like saying,

showing them drinking from a paper straw. And then you see 45 missiles being launched in 15 seconds. And private jets flying out of the airport. Yeah, exactly right. Exactly right. That seems so wasteful to me. Like, we can't reuse that amount of carpet every year. Like, come on.

Even if you can't reuse it for the Oscars next year, which, come on guys, surely you can walk on two-year-old carpet. Carpet that's only been walked on for one day. It's essentially two-day-old carpet. No event is that prestigious that it needs new fresh carpet every year. But surely we don't have to put it in the bin. Surely you can go, hey, who wants red carpet? I'm sure there'd be heaps of people out there that would love some new carpet.

Red carpet's not ideal, but, I mean, Well, maybe you've got a red room. Maybe we could refurnish and everyone knows if you're the side of person who's got a red room, God knows you could do with some fresh carpet in there. You know? If anyone needs to replace their rug,

it's people with a red room. I don't think they have carpet and red brooms. Oh, do they not? I think it's, you know, best to just have, like, at least... Oh, wipeable surfaces. Like, lino or, like, concrete. Or, like, you know, like wooden floors. Nothing sexy about a lino.

Just something that's... It's easy to clean up, you know? Yeah, right. Like carpet. What if you fall off the swing? Don't you want to land on something soft? I mean, that's true, but you can't get wax out of carpet. Fair, yeah.

Can't get lots of things out of carpet. I went with the radio broadcast version. Yeah, yeah, good, good. Good, good. Good from you, professional. So I want to ask the question. She's got brand new carpet for her house out of a bin. And carpet with a cool story, too.

People come over and they'll go, love the red what motivated that choice and she go Leonardo DiCaprio Michael B Jordan and um think of a woman Beyonce stood on this carpet Beyonce is a singer

ready think of a female actress ready Billy Elish no you can do it Emma Stone yes nice well done I bet she was there too no she was there she was nominated double points and then you going,

about yourself, double points for me. Don't let me name another one. I've got my double points. Name one more. No, I've got double points. Name one more. Or the movie she was nominated for. Margo Robbie.

Okay, I know lots of women. Excuse me. I know plenty of, I know you. I want to know what you. Hey, I like women. I've got women friends. Oh, we know. I was doing an impression of you.

We've seen the Women's Day article. Oh, shut. I've done a Women's Day article in like ages. Yeah. Yeah. They're keen, though. They rang. I know.

They're lovely. They want to do the engagement. You know, we're getting so far off track. I want to know what you found in the bin. My one? I've got a cool bin story. What do you find in the bin? I found 100 rare vinyals in the bin.

Yes. Where? At the car park behind a radio station. This is why I think, who produces, who wants Clint to go down to the car park and go through the bins? I would love that. I vote, we. No, yuck. I think on the right day, you'd get something amazing.

You really could. Today's that day. The bins hair stink. Mike Hosking literally blows his nose with $100 notes and he puts it in the bins here. I would go through Hosking's home bin. What about his studio bin? It's just upstairs. Should we go through Mike Hoskins bin?

I'm so keen. Oh, let's go through his bin. That'll be the end of us. He's very powerful. Party, pooper. Should we do it and not tell Clinton? Yeah. What did you find in the bin?

That's my radio question, okay? 0800 dials at M, text it to 966. The coolest rubbish bin find, skip bin find, dump find that you ever got. That's what I want this afternoon. That is Branclin. Chelsea's called through. Hi, Chelsea. Hi, Chelsea. Hello. You're a builder. You said you find stuff all the time. Yeah. At one of the other jobs, someone must have been clearing their house out,

and they left a ice cream machine, like a little cuisine, ice cream machine. Oh, yeah? And I was like, oh, that's a score, took it home, cleaned it up. I tried it out, made sure it worked, and then sold it for 80 bucks. Sirk. What? Yeah. Wait, did the people that bought it? know that it was from the bin?

No, I tried it, so it was fine. It was kind of like in between. I knew it was from the skit, but they didn't, it lost that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I see you got plausible deniability. It wasn't directly from a bin, wasn't it? No. It was from your house.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, nice, Chelsea. Yeah, yeah, burn ice creams. Um, Emma's here. Hi, Emma. Hi, Emma. Hi. Yours is a bit exciting.

What's your best ever bin find? Um, well, I'm a cleaner for any of Ben. and someone left an envelope full of cash of about $1,000. Either that was a drug dealer or they were buying a secondhand car. It's one of the other. Yeah. Or they were leaving you a lovely tip, Emma. Holy smokes.

Or that, but I've also found an unopened 10-packer long white sitting in the skip bin too. Oh, hell yeah, that's fine. See, now that's a score. Obviously you would have kept the long white, I'm just going to assume. What happened to the cash, Emma? I had to give it back, but then the people who were looking for the money gave me $100 for being a good smart. Oh, that's the right thing to do.

And you can have a good, like, clear conscience as well. Yeah. Yeah. And you can sleep knowing that a drug dealer is not going to hunt you down to find their $1,000 cash that they left in the Airbnb. And it's a win-win. And some would say that's priceless. That is priceless.

If we asked you what's your best ever bin, find someone said, so it's not what we found in the bin. but what we had to put into the bin. When I first started building, we worked on Lord's Parents' House and we demolished her attic room which had lyrics written all over the walls and all of it went into the bin.

Shut up. Do you reckon that's a true story? Well, I don't have any reason to doubt from. It sounds like one of those old wives' tales, you know? Yeah. You couldn't do anything with it. Like if you kept those pieces of jib and framed them and then you sold them,

yeah. Lord's parents would be like, like, hey, we didn't ask you, you didn't ask us if you could do that. And you'll be like, I bought this off someone else. Okay, yeah. You know? Like, how are they going to know? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You'd be like, I bought this at an auction who bought it from someone else, who bought it from someone else. Yeah, and there's an argument that you've got a responsibility to save it, too. Like, if the lyrics to royals were up there, the first ever lyrics, it'd be like if you found some Beatles lyrics. Or the first banksing. Exactly. Yeah, true.

You know? I found a bag of. adult toys in a work bin, including one that makes things bigger. And it turned out to be by teenage workmates bag. What? No, that no. Oh, that's awful. Trying to dispose of them at work.

Someone said I found a real Louis Vuitton glasses worth $1,000. How did you know they were real? Yeah. Interesting. A few years back, I worked at a New World with a lotto, and I found an unripped lotto ticket in the bin. So I took it out and scanned it and it won 300 bucks. That's awesome.

That's crazy. I hope you were smart enough to not scan it at your own new world. Why? Well, surely you want to get, don't surely you want to get away from your workplace before you do it. You've thought about this. I have thought about it. As a 10-year-old, we found like half a wheelie bin full of porn at school.

It was the greatest school day ever. It was all pages ripped out of magazines. Can you imagine? Can you imagine one kid finds it and then just slowly starts telling all these other kids in there? Bro, bro. You're not going to believe what we found behind the sports shed. You have to come and look in this bin.

Is it dog shit? It's not dog shit, I promise. It's the complete opposite. It's even better than dog shit. Do you want to know what I've never found in the bin? All the things that I've misplaced and searched high and low for, including digging through the rubbish bin,

They've never been in the bin, fML. That's so true. But it's Murphy's law, because if you look in the bin, that's where it won't be. But if you don't look in the bin, that's exactly where the thing was. That's when you know you're having a really bad day. Yeah. Is when you have to go through the bin. We've all been there.

Like all of us have been there. Or what do you reckon's worse? Having to go through the bin and the bin's full. Yes. Or having to search through your dog's crap. Oh. For something it's eaten. Not knowing if you're ever going to find it.

Touch wood, I've never had to do the latter. Oh, it's not good. It is not good. I'd opt for the bin. If I was given the choice. I think I'd go bin. If it's find your wife's engagement ring in the bin or in the dog's stool. I'd go for a bin.

I'd go for bin. Okay, so the engagement ring is in the bin and in the dog's stool. Yeah. But two nights ago, you had a huge seafood boil and all of the carcasses and seafood and stuff is in that bin. No, I know what the worst is. The ring is in the dog's stool,

but you have bagged that stool and put it in the rubbish bin. So now you have to go through the rubbish bin to find the poo, to go through the poo to find the ring. Yeah, that's grim. That's grim. I can get her a new ring.

Yeah, new ring. Write that one off. Thanks, guys. Good stories. Z-N's Brinclint. Bring Clint. All I want from my birthday is, the birthday bangers.

Right now the birthday bangers, number one songs when you turn 16 and we'll play our favourite. Maddie is going to do their friend's birthday banger. Hi Maddie. Hi Maddie. How's it going? Good, thanks. Have you done your birthday banger before?

I've done mine, my step-mom, the stepdad with everyone. Wow. Bless you. Okay, well, who's the friend? What's her name? Sofe. Okay, Sophie. And what's her birthday?

26 of April, 1919. 1998? Yeah, good. Got it. Okay, perfect. That means your friend Sophie. He was 16 and 2014. And on her 16th birthday, this was number one.

Arianda Grande. And Iggy Azalia, problem. What do you reckon, Maddie? We'll soap like that one? We're both sitting here with faces in our palms. Oh, really? Oh, no. I really like that song.

Maddie and Sophie, not fans. It's Iggy Yeg. Megan's going to do a birthday banger. Hi, Megan. Hi, Megan. Hi, Megan. Hi. How's your day been, Megan?

Good, thanks. A long-time listener, first-time calling. Yeah, you are. Yeah, Megan. Well, my kids have been asking me every week to call in, and today we finally got there. Oh, lovely. Favorite segment on the show? Probably this one for the kid.

Good answer. Great answer. You read Bree's book, Megan? Not yet. Ah. Something to look forward to. All right. Clint just wanted to play.

I've got it. got a button and it's very rare that I get to play it. Because no one has ever read it. Go play it's not true. No, I won't. I'm saving it. Megan, can you lie and say that you read it? The kids want you to play it.

Okay, Megan, you have to say I read Bree's book and I loved it. I've read Breeze book and I loved it. That's good. That was worth it. Megan, what's your day to birth? A 20th of the 5th, 1995. All right. You were 16, Megan, in 2011.

And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Shake that. Oh, the kids are going to love that one, Megan. They are, they laughing. Yeah. What are your kids' names, Megan? Oliver, and Colton. Oliver, Megan and Colton.

Hi, guys. Wait there, one more birthday binger from Brooklyn. Cura, Brooklyn. Hi, Brooklyn. Cura, how are we? Good, mate. How's your day been? Oh, yeah, long.

You know, just being at work. Oh, yeah, you're Brooklyn. The people I have to hang out with at my workplace. You've been working for two and a half hours. Excuse you. Don't doubt play. I'm just saying you can't relate to Brooklyn. I can't.

Yeah, I've been working for 10 hours today. I had other things on this morning. I was getting bits and bobs. You're having a toner in your new foils. I wasn't. Hey, Brooklyn, what's your birthday? The 14th of the 3rd, 2005. Right, that means you were 16 Brooklyn in 2021.

Last week. No, this week. Oh, last week. Weekend. Sorry, sorry. You want me to finish? Brooklyn, you've had a birthday. And here's your birthday bagger.

Yeah, Silksonic. It was one of Bruno Mars' many reinventions that he's attempted. This one was with an Anderson Pack. Brooklyn, I hate it. How about you? I'm a bit of a bigger fan of Brenna Mars' older songs, to be honest Yeah, yeah, I'm not a fan of any Okay, wait there

I think we're going party rock anthem for Megan and the kids I think so too Yeah, Megan, well done Not only have you enjoyed Bree's book, allegedly You now get to enjoy your birthday banger live on air Thank you so much You're very welcome Thanks for calling through Megan

God we put people through some shit, don't we? We do, like Just do my birthday banger and shut the hell up. I'll take that feedback on board. Will I follow through? I don't know. I can't promise anything.

I've got ADHD. I'll forget tomorrow. Let's go. Z&M's Brean Clint, podcast. Every day I'm soft. Al MFAO. On ZDM with Brea and Clint,

that is a birthday banger for Megan and the kids. It was number one in May 2011. Because we work in radio, I disliked that song for a long time. Yes. Just how much we played it, right? But I think I'm back. Yeah. I think I like it again.

Yeah, you're just going to get over yourself sometimes. Maybe you should take your own advice. Sorry? Nothing. Coming up on the show next. Speaking of Clint, we're going to talk about things men can't do. I'm really interested to hear this break. I've seen there's a list of things.

Yes. There is a list. list and this is coming from a man. Okay. Okay. So then I am more inclined to believe it. You might actually listen. Can we get a man to present it?

We've just got Clint's attention back. Hey, can we get a man in here so that we have Clint's full attention to deliver this list? We'll see what we can do. Is it 10 things that men can't do? Yes. Wow. Yeah. And when, and when I think you're thinking.

I thought there was only like three. I think you're thinking a little bit too literal. Okay. Anyway, stick with us. We know Clint will be if we can find a man, which we will try. No, no promises. No, you give it a go. We'll do it next.

Okay. The ZDM Podcast Network. Right now, I want to talk about things that men just can't do. Yeah, okay. And this isn't from me. This is coming from one of your fellow men. Oh, one of us. He's put a list together, this guy.

on social media and... Oh, he won't be invited to the AGM for revealing our secrets. What's the AGM? The annual general meeting. Oh, the annual general meeting. Yeah, the annual general meeting. Yeah, the annual general meeting.

Where the men get together. Oh, yeah, general meeting. How could I be so chilly? I thought, because obviously I'm not a man and I was like, oh, what? I know one man. Yeah. And that's, well, yeah, you.

And I thought I could run this list by you and see if you agree with one of your fellow men. Okay. And all the men listening can also weigh in on this. So you reckon these are all things that men can't do? This is what this guy said. Okay. This isn't coming from me.

This is coming from a guy and he's saying he reckons men cannot do these things. Okay? First one. Blonde hair, obviously. I believe he is. is referring to, like bleaching your hair blonde. Is a no-go for men. Yeah.

Yep. Yeah. I've looked at several men my age who have done that in the last couple of years. Big judgment. Big judgment. From you, you're saying, no. It's a no. Okay, well, that's good.

There's a tick on the first one. Even Eminem doesn't do it anymore. Yeah, he actually dies at black. Yeah. Like way too black. He needs to put like at least a, like, Eminem, we know how old you are. Yeah, you've got to find you happy medium. Yeah.

Okay, one. Okay, next one. Marcher. The other day, I've never had a marcher before. The other day, Bree, had a Kit Kat marcher from Japan, and she gave me a piece of it. Your reaction was outrageous. This was you eating the marcher KitKat,

which is so sweet, by the way, but it does have a marcher taste. This was Clint. And then he runs out of the studio. It tastes like compost. It tastes it like compost. I don't know why you guys drink it. This guy's on the money so far.

What's number three? Umbrellas. This is a list of things men just can't do. So I have an umbrella. And I do feel weird when you hold the umbrella. I don't know why. I know. I'm just kind of like...

Yeah, be a man, get wet. Yeah. Okay, number four? Holding a mug with two hands. This one is hard to pull off. Even for the ladies, I feel like that's hard to pull off. I judge people. But I can see a lady having a warm cup of soup

and a sweater with that. A man, I reckon you can only have it if you're like shell-shocked and you've just been rescued from the water in a war. And then you can have a hot mug that you hold with two hands. I think you're fine. If you're mildly hypothermic. If you've got one of those shiny silver, you know...

Oh, yeah. Survival blankets. Yeah, if you've got one of those wrapped around you, I think you're okay. Yeah, I agree. Okay. Preferring cats over dogs. Unacceptable.

preferring cats over dogs is unacceptable. So he's saying when men say that they're a cat person over dogs. Yep. Yeah. I've grown out of that. I've got a dog now. I'm actually doing well on this list. Okay, here we go next.

This is the list of things that men can't do. Oh, no, I feel like you're about to slip up here. Having a good night's sleep, I think that's just, no, you shouldn't do that. I refute that one. I feel like having bad sleep. and complaining about having a bad sleep. Is a real man thing to do, I reckon? No, back me out married men who are in straight relationships.

I feel like that's your wife's thing to complain about is having a bad sleep and complaining about what a good sleep she thinks you had. I think anyone 40 and up. No, you shouldn't be having a good sleep. Yeah. Like everyone 40 and up, I feel like everyone in like as we get older, especially in your 30s, your 40s, your sleep's just getting worse. Okay, well I'm not 40 yet, so maybe it's coming for me.

Okay, next. Alternative milk? What are you doing? These are all things. Men can't have alternative milk. These are all things that men can't do according to this guy. Who was I with the other day? Oh, my best friend Adam, and we were at a cafe, and he ordered an almond flat white to take away.

And he's not lactose intolerant. And to my knowledge, he doesn't have tummy problems. And I just looked at him while he ordered it. I just looked at him. I didn't say anything. I just looked at him. I just went, and he went, shut up. Well, you, your, what do, well, I can't remember what your coffee order is.

Black. And if you are getting a milky one? Flat white. With cows. Full fat. Full fat. You and me both. I thought I knew that about you.

Okay, next. Initiating dessert. Now I should clarify, dessert conceptually is fine, but initiating it, being like, oh, let's get a sweet treat. Are you serious? This guy is so on the money. It's crazy. Yeah, why is that such a, that's such a girl thing to do?

Like if a girl goes, should we give a sweet treat? And then you're allowed to be like, oh my God, let's get a sweet train. Do you know what a man can't do as well? What? Suggest that you split one. Yeah, but if a girl does it, cute. You go, yeah, yeah, I could split one, man. Yeah, I'll split one with you.

Okay. This is so toxic. I love it. Next. Number nine, upper watches. Men can't do Apple watches. You know, I think you can, but you have to wear the big one. You have to wear the ultra.

Yeah, you've got to get the biggest. You have to have the biggest one. Which is hard because it is more expensive. Yeah, well, suck it up, buttercup. Yeah, okay. And the last one, things men can't do. Run clubs. Run clubs.

Run clubs. You know what? Out of that list, the only one I do is get a good night's sleep. Nine out of ten, not bad. Yeah, not too bad. I've got a strong history of posting my cats on Instagram. You still do run that. I mean, I feel like we have to give you automatically a point

because you have an Instagram for your cats. Yeah, I do. So you have to get a point for that one. Okay, eight out of ten. It's pretty good. Eight out of ten. Eight out of ten's pretty good. Someone called my daddy might finally be brought on me.

That's the end of our show. Two things. Before we go, we added Angela Dravid to the roast of Brean Clint today. Very exciting. Very funny. And the tickets go on sale tomorrow morning at 7 a.m. That's right. They're already on sale, guys.

7 a.m. tomorrow, crazy. Only 25 bucks. Comedyfestival.com.com. n.z is where you can buy the tickets. The other thing, just before we go, is that the final round of voting for the unofficial national anthem is up right now. There are only two songs left,

and we would love you to have a vote before it closes tomorrow afternoon. Yes. Your options are... Poetetet. Poeer, by the Pātiah Māori Club or Slice of Heaven.

Which I think we predicted those two would be the final. I think we did, yeah. Can't wait to see what it's going to be. We'll know tomorrow afternoon and then Brea and I will play it at Symphony Festival this weekend. Can't wait. Have a great. Go vote. Go vote now. Have a great evening everyone. See you tomorrow.

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