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Okay, we're in a hurry and the thing won't save in time.
So Anastasia, can you please do the noise by hand to open the podcast?
I think better than the original.
I think that.
I think that was...
Have we got that safe?
That was so flat.
Wait, did you do it twice, Anastasia?
Hey, Mum.
Mum, you want to give it a go?
She can't hear you.
She can't hear you.
She's busy.
Hey, don't make deaf mum a dajo.
Just call my mum deaf.
And you didn't give her any headphones, did you?
Hey.
Jeez Louise.
You are a bloody bull in a china shop.
Look, I did want to talk about Anastasia's auction thing here,
but I actually can't be bothered anymore. Save it for tomorrow. Let's talk about tomorrow. Yeah, we've want to talk about Anastasia's auction thing here, but I actually can't be bothered anymore.
Save it for tomorrow.
Let's talk about tomorrow.
Yeah, we've got to go.
Me, Mama Di.
We can't have two long-ass shoe chats to start the podcast on the right.
Anastasia and Megan the Stallion, we're all going to a comedy event.
Yeah.
Oh, it's the girls.
The girls on the town.
Girls night.
Yeah, girls night.
Mama Di's going to buy us all milkshakes.
Is that a metaphor? No. Watch out. You, girls night. Mum and dad's going to buy us all milkshakes. Is that
a metaphor? No.
You watch out for boys, okay?
Is that a metaphor
for something? They'll all end up in your front yard.
It's literally an innocent memory
of when I went out for my first girls night with my
friend's mum when we were kids. Are we standing
in a yard?
You're damn right.
Hey, I still haven't found any boys and it's been 10 years later.
I leave my milkshake on the front porch every day, but still nothing.
Damn it.
Your milk's off, I think.
I think it is.
The milk's gone sour.
I think it's very sour.
Is it a lime milkshake?
No one likes lime. Fuck a lime milkshake? Because no one likes lime.
Fuck a lime milkshake.
It's not a bloody banana one either.
Piss off with the banana milkshake.
There's three milkshakes.
That's my second favourite.
There's three milkshakes.
Strawberry.
No.
Chocolate.
No.
Vanilla.
No.
That's it.
That's it.
Yes, Clint.
That is it.
Raspberry.
Fuck off.
Raspberry.
It's more colourful.
Have strawberry and calm down.
Hey, raspberry.
No, strawberry's not as fun.
Piss off.
Stop trying to move in on strawberry's turf.
No, raspberry's like a bland.
No, sorry, strawberry's like a bland raspberry.
What about salted caramel?
Shut up.
Stop inventing new flavours.
Salted caramel is one of the most overrated bloody flavours.
That's true.
I don't mind a salted caramel,
but you don't need to put it in the milkshake options.
It's too sweet, most of the time.
Okay, also.
You know what would help with that?
What?
The salt.
Look, we're all a bit too excited.
Let's wrap it up.
Yeah.
Okay?
Yeah.
And see you.
Caramel milkshakes are the best.
Listen, wait.
Yeah, I know.
Should we just pretend we're talking and we'll just eat?
Just turn those mics up and we'll just eat. Yeah, yeah, mics up Let's hear what they're talking about
What kind of shoes?
No, I've got a pair of new boots
And then she made me get a pair of Converse
White ones
White, low or high?
No, high
We can hear their whole conversation
Yeah, but
She bought us both
They've never come on.
You don't get some confers as well.
It's riveting chat, too.
They'll do it, everybody.
See you guys tomorrow.
There it is.
They've not even had a dolphin in there.
Anastasia, do a dolphin, quick.
Oh, no.
That sounded like something else I don't want to mention.
Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3 p.m. Give or take a minute. like something else I don't want to mention.
It's happened again.
What?
We've shown up to work wearing the exact same clothes.
And it's the same outfit. It's the exact same clothes. And it's the same outfit.
It's the same outfit.
We unfortunately both have the same outfit.
It's a relatively new outfit in our rotation.
And we keep syncing up.
Here's the only way we can sort this.
Okay.
Whoever bought, I mean, because let's be real,
there's one main part of the outfit that stands out.
The G-string.
Yes.
The matching leopard G-string. No. The matching leopard print G-string.
No, it's the top.
It's a shirt, yeah.
I call it a shacket.
Yeah, it's a shacket.
A shirt slash jacket.
It's a plaid shacket.
Yes, they're both green.
Whoever bought this first gets to keep it.
Okay.
And whoever bought it second, I mean, yeah, that's right.
Producer Anastasia has the same one.
Oh, don't tell me you've got this jacket as well. I bought, Brie
bought the same one as me and I bought mine
this time last year. But
I feel like I bought it before Clint.
Oh, you did. Yeah, for sure. Yes!
Did you buy it or did your partner buy it?
My partner bought it. Oh, so you didn't buy
it at all? No, but she did ask me
for the link. You didn't buy it at all. The other option
is we get Ben one and we all wear them.
Yeah, like the Planeteers.
Yeah, or the Wiggles or something.
Shotgun being wind.
Today on the show, we are doing a Mitch James and Drax Project Ticket Blitz.
We're going to give you the chance to win those tickets soon.
Not just yet.
Give us 10 minutes before we do that and we'll give out a double pass.
I'm going to say 12 minutes.
12 minutes is fine as well.
12 and a half maybe.
Yeah, that's 12 and a half is perfectly fine. Workable.
A couple of double passes to give away on the show today.
Plus we're playing Google Down before 5 o'clock.
Our quest to find New Zealand's greatest Googler continues.
But we're going to start the show today with $50 cash thanks to KFC with Tradie vs Lady.
Yeah, if you want to play, it's a trivia-based quiz and all you need to do is beat out your opponent.
Call now, 0800-DIAL-ZM.
We'll play after 6.60. This is Fade Away on ZM.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
Tradie vs Lady.
The Tradies versus the Ladies.
The name means nothing.
It just rhymed.
Anyone can play.
We just thought, hey, rhyming name is a good name.
That's how radio works.
Has since the dawn of time.
Today, our lady is 28.
She's from the Tron and she has lived in Hamilton her entire life.
Welcome to the show, Rae.
G'day, Rae Rae.
Hi.
What's one great thing about the Tron that not many people know?
You're not representing Hamilton very well.
Rae's like, I can't think of anything right now.
That was the perfect answer.
That was the perfect answer for the perfect city.
Okay, you'll be taking on Jack today.
He's our tradie.
He's from Napier, and he's a painter plasterer.
Welcome to the show, Jack.
G'day, Jack.
Hello, mate.
Hello.
Put Hamilton to shame.
What's one great thing about Napier?
I guess. Yeah, mate. Hello. Put Hamilton to shame. What's one great thing about Napier? Pateko, I guess.
Yeah, right.
I think he said the Bunnings Warehouse.
Oh, the jail there is pretty cool too.
Okay, Ray, your buzzer is lady.
Jack, your buzzer is tradie.
First to three correct answers will win $50 cash thanks to KFC.
All right, here we go.
Question number one.
Shrek the movie, not the sheep, is officially 20 years old today.
Who voices the donkey?
Lady.
Ray.
Eddie Murphy.
Well done, Ray.
Good stuff.
Nice work.
I can't believe that movie's 20 years old.
Yeah, feel old?
I feel like it's aged well.
Yeah, it's kept up.
It's timeless.
All right, one to the ladies.
Question number two.
Last week, Queen Elizabeth
called for a ban on what?
A. Oprah, B.
Cups of tea, C.
Conversion therapy, or D.
Bitcoin? Lady.
Yes, Ray? Was it
D? Did you say
B or D?
D. D, Bitcoin?
Yeah.
No, that's incorrect.
You want to guess, Jack?
We'll buzz you both out there.
I feel like she would never ban cups of tea.
No.
And it's pretty hard to ban Oprah.
Yeah.
So the answer is C, conversion therapy, which is very cool.
Good.
Okay, still one point to the ladies, none to the tradies.
Here comes question number three.
Which of these sports will not be in the upcoming Tokyo Olympics?
A, baseball, B, surfing, C, snooker, or D, rugby sevens?
Ladies?
Yes, Jack, you're in.
A. A, baseball iss. Lady? Yes, Jack, you're in. A.
A, baseball is incorrect.
Ray?
Is it B?
B, surfing.
No, that will also be in the Olympics.
The answer is C, snooker will not be in the upcoming Olympics.
All right, still one to the ladies.
Question number four.
The Friends reunion will finally air next week.
What city was Friends set in?
Australia.
Yes, Jack.
New York.
New York is correct.
You're on the board.
I'm going to say with dodgy phone lines,
at one point all, we're going to say next.
Our correct answer wins the game.
Here we go.
Question number five.
Name who sings this song.
Ladies.
Yes, Ray.
Britney Spears.
That is right.
She's a lady.
Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.
We're battling technical issues, but the ladies have taken it out today.
$50 thanks to KFC coming your way.
Ray, congratulations.
Thank you. Go, Ray. Ray, congratulations. Thank you.
Go Ray.
Can we talk about the chase for a second?
The Beast.
Do you know the Beast on the chase?
Beastie. Big Beastie.
He's had a hell of a lot of weight loss.
He's shed quite a
substantial amount of weight. Yeah, I think he
needed to so he could attract his cousin. Oh, that's right. He's the one who substantial amount of weight. Yeah, I think he needed to so he could attract his cousin.
Oh, that's right.
He's the one who accidentally married his cousin.
Accidentally married his cousin.
Come on.
He didn't know.
He didn't know.
Oh, come on.
He didn't know.
You mean you grew up with her.
She was at every Christmas.
Maybe she did.
Every family function, but you didn't realise that she was your cousin.
Maybe she lived in the South Island.
Maybe she lived somewhere else.
Anyway, he's had a big weight loss, and when you look back at the show,
it's not surprising.
Have a listen to this.
Time to face the chaser, but who will you be up against today?
Will it be the Beast, a legend in his own lunch, dinner and breakfast time?
Perhaps you could be playing the Beast so big when he goes to the zoo,
the elephants give him buns.
Or how about the beast?
He's got a big head and an even bigger backside.
Then it's the beast, so big, he doesn't go skinny dipping,
he goes chunky dunking.
Look, I love Bradley as much as the next guy, but that's fat shaming.
That's fat shaming the beast.
Even if the beast is like, oh, I don't care, that's still not nice
because it sets a bad example for other people.
Yeah, absolutely.
He's overcome it, though, and the Beast has posted on Twitter a photo of himself
suggesting that he could be cast in the next James Bond movie
because he has lost a grand total of 63 kilos.
Yeah, that's a fair bit.
Yeah, that's a lot.
That's a whole person.
That is literally a whole person. That is literally a whole person.
He's lost a whole person.
He said that he lost the weight the hard way,
which I assume means diet and exercise,
after a doctor advised him against getting a gastric band.
Can I say, I know people who have had gastric bands
and gastric bypasses.
It's not the easy way.
Definitely not the easy way.
Like you're going through surgery.
Your body goes through hell.
Slash you can't eat barely anything.
Slash anything for a while.
It's not an easy way.
I don't think there is such thing as an easy way to lose a lot of weight.
And anyone who has done it, you've got to admire it.
Because you've got to overhaul your entire life.
To be able to do that, you've got to change everything.
It's a very tough thing. And, you know, I think the biggest thing for me is that I don't
really care what someone weighs. If they're happy and they feel good about themselves,
then that's fine with me.
Yeah. Some people are forced to do it for health reasons. Like they get to a point where
the doctor says, if you don't lose some weight, you're going to die kind of thing.
Yeah. So you might have hit die kind of thing. Yeah.
So you might have hit a junction like that.
I find these stories really interesting
when there's a dramatic amount of weight loss.
And I wonder if I could take some calls this afternoon
from people who have lost quite a lot of weight.
How did you do it?
And why did you have to do it?
We'd love to know that this afternoon.
You can call us on 0800DARLS.M
or you can text us on 9696.
Is there an amount we're looking for?
No.
No?
I think if you're proud of it
and you want to share it with us this afternoon,
then give us a call.
0800DARLZM.
Can you beat the Beast at 63 kilos?
Not at the chase.
No, not at the chase.
How much weight he's lost.
Bree and Clint.
We want to know your dramatic weight loss stories.
The Beast, Mark Labatt from The Chase
Has lost 63 kilos
Beast
I wonder if they're going to change his nickname
To what?
Normal Man
Beauty
Oh yeah
Yeah, right
He's not so beastie anymore
So we want to know
Have you done something similar?
Did you have to do it?
Did you just want to do it?
And how did you do it as well?
Tanya's called up.
Hi, Tanya.
Hi, Tanya.
Kia ora.
Kia ora.
How are you?
And how much weight did you lose?
I lost 20 kilos.
Wow.
Give us the lowdown, Tanya.
Why, first of all?
For my health.
Great.
Good reason.
Then how?
Intermittent fasting. Ah, yes. Yeah how? Intermittent fasting.
Ah, yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, so it was something a work colleague was doing
and it seemed like that sounds too easy.
I might try that.
And so I did.
Started just eating later in the day
and finishing earlier in the evening.
Did you do the 16 hours off, 8 hours on?
Is that the one you did?
Well, I started with 14 hours off.
Yeah.
And I lost a bit of weight and then it plateaued.
And so then I shifted to the 16 hours.
Yeah.
And I lost a bit more weight and then it plateaued.
Yeah.
And then I started getting a bit more mindful about the kind of carbs
that I was eating.
Yeah, right, right.
It's an interesting one, that one, because it's essentially skipping breakfast.
Yeah.
That's what intermittent fasting is.
And giving it a fancy name.
But don't get us wrong, Tanya.
Clint and I have both tried it also.
It's seriously impressive.
Let's go to Amber.
Kia ora, Amber.
Hi, Amber.
Hi, Amber.
Oh, we've got another bung phone line.
Let's come back to Amber.
Let's go to Leah.
Hi, Leah.
Hi, Leah.
Hi.
So tell us, Leah,
what were the reasons that you wanted to lose weight?
Well, for my health, really.
I was sort of limited.
My mobility as well was being affected.
Yeah.
And I had two young kids to keep up with.
So a drastic change needed to come about.
How much weight did you lose?
95 kilos.
Oh, my God.
Leah, that's amazing.
Can I ask what your starting weight was?
180.
Wow.
You lost half your body weight.
A whole person in a bit.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
That's incredible, Leah.
It's been such an amazing journey.
What was the moment where you were like, I can bloody do this?
Because, I mean, it's such a hard thing to start a journey like that.
Most of it's got to be psychological, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, it definitely was.
And, yeah, the starting point was just that I refused to look in mirrors.
I refused to look in glass windows, anything, photos being taken.
And, like I said, I've got two young kids and I wasn't in their photos.
And how are they going to feel growing up
and just not having any pictures of their mum?
That's incredible.
Did you do the gastric bypass or the gastric band
or did you just graft out of the gym?
Yeah, no, it's called a DS, a duodenal switch.
So they, yes, they sleeve your stomach,
but they also rearrange your intestines.
Oh my God.
You're not absorbing as much fat in your diet as well.
Yeah, wow.
Now, Leah, how long did it take?
Because how many did you say?
90, 80?
95.
95 kilos.
How long did it take?
I'm 18 months post-surgery.
I lost the bulk.
I had to lose, I think I lost 30 kilos before surgery
and then the rest sort of was quite dramatic within the first six months.
So good for you, Leah, because you put in the hard yards before the surgery, which a lot of
people don't talk about that because you have to be at a certain weight. Is that right to get these
kind of operations? Yeah, you've got to show, so obviously going through the public system, you've got to show your
commitment and sort of the hard work beforehand and it's
not just people go, oh look, you're doing it, you're
losing this weight. But for people that are overweight and struggle with their
weight, it's the long term sort of effects. It's the yo-yoing.
It's like you lose it, you gain it
and this just gives me the tool
to make sure my future
is where I want it to be.
Yeah, that's incredible. Wow. That's amazing.
Some huge stories coming in from both surgery
and non-surgery. Someone lost 65 kgs
after a gastric
bypass in Mexico.
Far out. I lost 5 kilos in Mexico
once. That was more food poisoning based. Yeah, I bet. Someone else said, hey Brian Clint, I lost five kilos in Mexico once. That was more food poisoning based.
Yeah, I bet.
Someone else said, hey, Bree and Clint, I lost 70 kilos over two years.
Started with Weight Watchers, then started PoleFit.
PoleFit.
That's very cool.
I love that.
Someone else said, I lost 57 kilos.
I had a gastric sleeve surgery in 2020 in Thailand.
Yeah, incredible.
We wanted a baby and I needed to lose weight.
16 months later and I'm finally pregnant.
Well done.
Yay, with our first baby.
Good for you.
Most people get fat on their trips overseas
and then you go over there and get surgery.
Yeah, my auntie just got new boobs.
Bree and Clint.
Time for the latest.
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Dean, one of my favourite all-time products from Gwyneth Paltrow,
the This Smells Like My Vagina candle, she's being sued for it.
She is.
So here's the deal, right?
Not only is she being sued, it's a class action lawsuit.
So multiple people have beamed up to sue Goop and, well,
Gwyneth Paltrow's company, Goop company wouldn't be heard that they're suing.
But here's the situation, right?
So these candles which you mentioned, you described them quite well.
Well, someone basically, this is what happened.
Apparently they got the candle home, they lit the candle,
and this is going to totally blow your mind.
There was a large flame.
I know.
Out of a candle.
Whoa.
Interesting. Get. Yeah.
Interesting.
Get the lawyers.
Anyway, so apparently they reckon there was a huge flame
and the candle combusted is how they described it.
I know.
I think there's a pill for that actually.
Anyway, it's so ridiculous, but they're suing them for $5 million
because these candles are, you know, so dangerous
and there's a couple of them all teaming up.
Because, you know, if you buy a candle for $75 is what they cost
and it blows up,
you definitely need $5 million.
Totally, totally.
Especially if you bought it off a celebrity
and you know they're rich.
This brings up a bigger issue.
Brie, anyone trying to sue you
over your bum candles that you made?
Because Brie ripped that candle off, Dean.
She made the, this candle smells like my bum.
Mine was an original idea.
No, I have not heard from anyone's lawyers.
Wait, is Gwyneth suing you?
Well, obviously they've got enough on their plate,
so they're not the least of their worries at this point.
If you would like this smells like my bum candle,
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Text bum to 9-6-9-6.
Yeah, you're keen to do another run.
Good to know that your bum is not flammable.
That's great news we can take out of this.
That's the latest live out of Los Angeles
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Thanks to Cruella.
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Bree and Clint.
Ever wanted to know what your rap name is?
Yeah, I mean, I've thought about it.
Yeah.
Because sometimes I've wanted to branch out.
Yeah, right.
It's the only thing
holding us back really
from launching our rap careers.
Once we've got the name.
Also, your name is
so important these days.
Look at Masked Wolf,
you know?
Yeah.
He'd be nothing
without such a great name.
Oh, he also has
great names of songs.
Astronaut in the Ocean.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, you just
get a bunch of words
and just slap them together.
So you think. Turns out, no, that's not the truth. There is a, yeah, yeah. You just get a bunch of words and just slap them together. So you think.
Turns out, no, that's not the truth.
There is a process of figuring out your rap name.
Would you like to know what it is?
Yes.
We're going to go around the room
actually and do all of our rap names.
So to figure out your rap name,
you can do this as well.
All you need to do is figure out
the last thing that you purchased
and put Lil on the front of it.
That's all you do.
That's how Lil Pump got his name.
That's how Lil Wayne was out name uh that's how little wayne was out shopping for um yes wayne's world dvds yep and that's how he got his rap name who
else um a little little little little kim little kim she was um shopping for kim jong-un she was
shopping for kim jong-un yeah that's correct. So let's reveal our rap names.
Are you ready?
Anybody?
Let's go with Producer Ben when you're ready.
Producer Ben, when you're ready.
Please reveal your rap name.
Lil Glove.
Lil Glove, that's gangster, man.
Yeah, thanks.
Do you buy golf gloves?
Nah, hiking waterproof gloves.
Even more gangster. Yeah, thanks, yeah. buy golf gloves? Nah, hiking waterproof gloves. Even more gangster.
Yeah, thanks, yeah.
Even more gangster.
Get out the hiking poles.
Those things are sexy.
Okay, producer Anastasia,
your burgeoning rap career needs a name.
Your rap name is?
Lil Cashew Nuts.
Yeah.
Drop these nuts.
Cashew outside.
Lil Cashew Nuts.
Cashew outside, big time.
Mine, I'll debut my rap career.
Lil and the last thing you purchased.
Please give it up for Lil Coconut Milk Flat White.
Put it up!
I'm feeling mine's not going to be good.
You ready?
Can I stop now?
Okay.
There's only one rapper left in our crew to debut their name.
I can't wait.
Come on down to the streets.
Little Dog Food.
Little Dog Food.
Yeah.
Album dropping soon.
Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
It's a dream that seems so far away for so many of us.
I have been trying to buy my first house for nearly two years.
Yeah.
And it's just getting further and further away.
Yeah.
It seems impossible.
And at lightning speed now too.
And yeah, it's actually a pretty depressing topic.
And this is going to be even more depressing
because there's a story about an 18-year-old student.
Yes.
She's 18.
Mm-hmm.
Who has purchased, it's not her first house,
but she's purchased another house.
What, an investment property?
Yeah, she's, no, she sold her.
Is she an 18-year-old boomer?
She sold the house she bought when she was 16.
Right. And she decided
she would purchase a stunning
French-inspired seven-bedroom
mansion
just outside of Sydney. Right.
Can we just rewind to the bit where you said
she sold her first house that she bought when she
was 16? Yeah. Who is
this girl? Where is she getting her money from? Is bought when she was 16. Yeah. Who is this girl?
Where is she getting her money from?
Is it mummy and daddy's money?
Because, look, I mean, no shade.
You've got to get in where you can get in. But it makes the story that much less relatable
if it's mummy and daddy's money.
It's mummy and daddy.
Yeah, right.
Well, good for you.
Enjoy your second French house.
Yes, her name, and forgive me for the pronunciation,
I believe it's Skutsen Zhao.
Yeah.
And she's the daughter of Chinese businessman Jiang Zhao.
Yeah.
And, yeah, so she paid $4.95 million for her second property.
Okay.
And she actually is downsizing Because her first property
Was five million
You can stop
Honestly you can stop
I've had enough
How depressing
Is that story
Yeah it is
And look
Look
Congratulations
We're happy for you
But it's just
No
I'm not
Are you not happy
I'm going to go out there
And say no
I'm not happy for you
Is that the house
That's the house
Seven bedroom That's a house, seven bedroom.
That's a castle.
It's got a lake.
Yeah, right, okay.
I mean, I tried to buy a dumpster in Point Cheve the other week
and they said it was going to cost me 1.6.
That's the problem, mate.
You tried to buy a dumpster in Point Cheve.
No, a literal dumpster.
No, I know, in Pointe-Chevre.
That's the problem.
A bin.
In Auckland.
In New Zealand.
Yeah.
Crazy.
Look, we've done this topic before
and I find it really interesting
and it can be really motivational.
Or it can not be.
Or it can be really depressing as well.
No, I want to know.
I do want to know from people,
how old are you?
Yeah.
And do you own a house?
Do you own a house?
Yeah.
Or we'll take calls if you bought a house really young.
Yeah, but I don't want calls from the 90s if you bought a house.
Oh, right.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I want you to be young now and you own a house.
Yes.
Basically, yeah.
And how did you do it?
And how did you do it?
Can you help us correct the code?
No, no, no shade, but no mummy and daddy money.
Okay.
No mummy and daddy money, Okay, no mummy and daddy
money, but if you're young
right now and you own a house,
we want to know how you did it. Doesn't matter where in New
Zealand it is. No. Doesn't matter how you got it
done. Any house counts. Yeah.
I mean, a little bit of mummy and daddy money
maybe, because that's the reality these days.
Yeah, it is. Look, if you believe
that you hustled hard and you got a house young,
we would love to hear from you this afternoon on 0800DALES.M.
Or you can text us on 9696.
From your ivory towers.
Show us it can be done.
We're asking you this afternoon on 0800DALES.M, how old are you?
Yes.
And do you have a house?
Yeah. We're looking have a house? Yeah.
Are you...
We're looking for young homeowners.
Yeah.
And we're wondering how the hell did you do it in this market?
We're looking for inspiration, right?
Yeah, we need something.
We're looking for motivation for people out there to go,
hey, it can be done.
It can be done.
The dream is realisable.
So let's talk to some people who have done it.
Trina is here.
Hi, Trina.
Hi, Trina.
Hi.
Tell us, Trina, how old are you right now?
I bought my first home when I was 21.
You bought your first home when you were 21, okay.
Yes.
Whereabouts?
Okay, whereabouts?
In Marsden.
Okay, and what year was that that you bought it?
This year.
Wow.
Oh, my God, Trina.
Oh, well done.
Congratulations. That's awesome. I'm so jealous.
So what's the secret? How does a 21-year-old buy a house this year?
We lived in a friend's sleepout for about nine months and just saved really hard. We didn't have Wi-Fi. We didn't have anything really. Yeah. And we just hustled and saved and then, yeah, jumped in
the market when we could. There you go. Trina,
is it rude of me
to ask how much is a
house going in Masterton? How much
is your house, Trina? Well,
$400,000 at the time.
That's not very good. How much is it worth now?
A lot more. Probably
$450,000. Wow! See, that's may? A lot more. Probably $450,000.
Wow.
See, that's mayhem in one year to make $50,000.
Okay, Trina, congratulations.
Good for you, Trina.
That's awesome.
Let's talk to Annabelle.
Hi, Annabelle.
Hi, Annabelle.
These phones are going to be the death of me.
Annabelle.
I honestly am ready to rip it off the wall.
We'll try and hear you.
First of all, how old are you?
I'm 22.
22?
And where do you live?
Christchurch.
And you own your own home?
Yes, I'm actually on my second house.
Annabelle!
You're on your... Annabelle, we asked for inspiration,
not for you to come on here and rub it in.
Okay, we said no mummy and daddy money.
How does a 22-year-old own two houses by the age of 22?
So my dad and I actually built my first house.
It was a tiny home.
Yeah.
Oh, cool.
And, yeah, I got a loan off my nan, which I've paid off.
And then my partner and I just bought our second home this year.
Seriously impressive. Well done. Do you still own the tiny home and you just bought our second home this year. Seriously impressive.
Well done.
So, Annabelle, do you still own the tiny home and you've got a second home now?
Yeah.
Oh, cool.
Oh, you're building a property empire, Annabelle.
And she owns a tiny home, which is on trend.
And she knows how to build houses now, too, because she's built one with her dad.
Goals.
Last person wants to remain anonymous.
Hello, Anonymous.
Hi, Anonymous.
Hey, guys. How are you?
Good, thank you. I'm very interested to know
Anonymous. How old are you right now?
So, currently, I am
23, but I bought my
first house when I was 19. Wow.
You bought a house when you were 19?
Yep. So,
no mum and daddy money.
We're not talking about a Barbie dream house, are we, Anonymous?
No, not at all, not at all.
So now I'm on my second house after selling the first
in this amazing market at the moment.
Okay, key details.
Where in New Zealand did you buy your house when you were 19?
In Christchurch.
And so that would have been the year 2017, is that right?
Yep, that's right.
And how much did you pay for it?
So that house back in 2017, I paid $395,000.
Yeah.
And that was pretty good at the time.
How does a 19-year-old buy a house for $400,000?
How did you do it?
Okay, so look, I, growing up, loved money.
And my parents were like, girl, we can't keep up with your expenses.
So they basically put me in slave labor. And I went and worked at a cast when I was 12. Oh, girl, we can't keep up with your expenses. So they basically put me in slave labor,
and I went and worked at a cast when I was 12.
Oh, right, okay.
Just under the table, you know, none of that legal stuff.
Don't admit to that on air, but yeah, that's good, yep.
That's why it's anonymous.
Oh, right, right, right.
Hey, if that's what happened, that's what happened.
Yeah, I saved all that money.
I worked every single weekend in high school,
and then, yeah, worked a year and bought that house.
Wow, well done.
God, I'm an idiot.
I just bought vodka lime sodas.
The best bit about this is we've finally figured it out.
The way you buy a house these days as a young person,
tax evasion.
Yes.
That's what it boils down to.
Anonymous, it's tax evasion.
Anonymous, thank you.
All my problems are just cleared up.
I hope that gives some people some inspiration out there.
That's incredible.
Yeah, right?
Some people are so, why are some people so just damn responsible?
Yeah, oh well.
I've got some big news in the music world that I think I've uncovered.
Oh, you've got a scoop?
I've got a music scoop. I think I've uncovered. Oh, you've got a scoop? I've got a music scoop.
Good, I love these.
Look, obviously one of the biggest things in pop music that's come about in the last
however many months is Olivia Rodrigo.
She's huge.
Driver's license.
Yeah.
Deja vu.
Yeah.
And then recently she released this track, Good For You.
She's so cool.
That's her latest track.
Yes.
And when I heard it, I was like, oh, yeah, I like this.
Wait, this sounds and feels so familiar to me. Really?
And then it instantly hit me the first time I heard this song
that it sounds exactly like another song.
Right.
What's the song?
Paramore, Misery Business.
Misery Business.
You put them next to each other.
They sound so similar.
She's taking her lead from the goat, Hayley Williams.
Now, if you're not sold,
producer Ben and I have done some digging.
We got some remixes here.
Let's play the first remix of Good For You. Oh, my God, it's a cover.
Is that not insane?
Whoa.
Wait, so let's play.
Producer Ben, this next part we've taken the good for you lyrics
and we've put it over the Paramore melody.
Yeah, it's just the end of the Paramore song
where it really ramps up and see if that works.
So it's over the Paramore melody.
Take a listen.
Yeah, wow.
I think I like it better.
We've done the whole song.
Really?
Should we play it?
What, you've remixed the two into a whole song?
Yeah.
If you've done it, we might as well give it a spin.
The whole track.
Let's give it a spin.
Is this good to go, Ben?
Let's give it a spin.
Good for you.
The new one from Olivia Rodrigo
and the old one from Paramore, The Misery Business.
This is going to confuse some people tuning in halfway through with no explanation.
They'll be like, what is this? She finally set him free. I told him I couldn't lie. He was the only one for me.
Two weeks and we caught on fire.
She's got it out for me.
The Inferno Man for your brand new girl.
Kia ora, this is Toby Manhai. It was never my intention to break To steal it all away from you now Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Kia ora, this is Toby Manhai.
I'm the host of Gone By Lunchtime,
a podcast for the spin-off podcast network
all about politics and politicians,
with me, Annabel Lee-Mather, and Ben Thomas,
careering wildly from the very serious
to the very ridiculous.
It's not for everyone.
I don't think it would be Ellen's cup of tea,
but you, I reckon, will love it.
Gone By lunchtime.
Grab one now wherever you get your podcasts.
Bree and Clint.
It's time for Google Down.
Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down?
What the hell?
I think Google's actually...
Here it is.
This is where everyone goes head-to-head to see who is the fastest Googler,
the Google expert of the team, and you go against them.
That today is you, Lauren.
Hello, mate.
Hi.
Hi, Lauren.
What are you Googling on this afternoon?
On a phone.
On a phone?
Okay.
Lauren, correct me if I'm wrong, you've won this game before On a phone. On a phone. Okay. Lauren,
correct me if I'm wrong,
you've won this game before.
I have.
Oh,
a carryover champion.
So glad you're back then.
I'm not.
No,
I bet you'll be back.
And here's how it works.
If you've never heard this game before,
Lauren,
you will be taking on
Clint,
Anastasia,
Producer Ben.
Everyone is playing
for themselves.
I will read out a question.
You need to Google that question and yell out the most common answer
that comes up on Google.
If you're the first to yell out the correct answer,
you will receive a point.
If you yell out the wrong answer, you are out of that question.
Everyone ready?
Ready.
All right.
First of three questions right wins.
Here comes question number one.
Who earns the most in the NBA?
Start Googling.
Who earns the most?
LeBron James.
LeBron James was a good guess, Lauren, but it is Stephen Curry.
That's what comes up the first answer on Google
when you put that question in.
$43 million.
Not that I actually put that question in.
Did you guess it?
No, no.
I just spelt a lot of words wrong when you said how.
But very close, Lauren.
Question number two.
Where was popcorn invented?
I'm looking for the state.
Mexico.
Oh, damn it.
I'm out now, aren't I?
Producer Anastasia's out.
New Mexico.
That's right, Producer Ben.
Nice work.
Very calm out there too.
New Mexico is correct.
How are you going, Lauren?
I'm good, I'm good.
Come on, Lauren, you got this.
I believe in you.
Question number three.
How much is the company Tesla worth?
How much is the company Tesla worth?
$577.87.
Okay, Clint and Anastasia, both out.
$631 billion.
Producer Ben?
$3.3 trillion.
Okay, no one is right.
The thing that came up on my Google, and this was from 2021,
it's hovering around $830 billion.
Whoa.
Yeah, that's quite high.
Making it the fifth most valuable company on Wall Street.
Right.
There you go.
All right.
One to Producer Ben, one to Anastasia.
Is that right?
Yeah.
All right, here we go.
Question number four.
What is the population of Tasmania?
What is the population?
541,000.
Lauren!
Nice work!
Lauren was in first.
That is correct.
541,000.
Lauren must have fibre plugged into her phone.
She is rapid.
That is amazing.
All right, one to Anastasia.
Producer Ben's got one.
And Lauren, you're on the board.
I'm out of this stage.
You're out.
Question number five.
How old was
Ariel in The Little Mermaid?
How old was
Ariel? How do you spell Ariel? Sixteen?
That's right, Lauren!
What the hell? Lauren's on fire.
I can't finish typing.
She's coming back with a vengeance. Here we go.
She could take the whole lot here.
Producer Anastasia and Ben, you need to
get this one to stop her.
Question number six.
When was the movie Monsters, Inc. released?
2001.
That's right, Producer Ben.
Off the top of your head?
Off the top of my head.
Producer Anastasia's out.
It is between Lauren and Producer Ben for the win.
Have you ever been here before, Ben?
Nah, it it feels weird.
I'm up here.
I'm on 5G.
I'm ready to go.
Here we go, Lauren.
Come on.
Question number seven, for the win.
Who is the richest out of the One Direction boys?
Probably Harry Styles.
That's right.
See, you can't beat it when it's on the top of your head.
I really respect what you did there, Ben.
That was very well done.
Can I just say, probably the most casual win you'll ever have in Google Downs.
And Lauren, because you were so bloody good, you get the KFC chicken dollars.
Nice work.
Oh, awesome.
Thanks.
Right in there.
She was right in there again.
She had the chance to become our first ever two-time champion.
Producer Ben.
Is it a Harry Styles?
Probably Harry Styles.
Casual AF.
Probably worth $43 million.
Probably around 2001, I'd say.
So big news out of Australia today, Clint.
I am always interested in these stories
because the oldest person in Australia
has spoken out about what it takes to get to 111.
I've seen this.
No, I'm not doing this.
No, I'm not doing this.
Dexter Kruger.
No, I'm not doing this.
He's from Roma.
No.
Not Italy, but rural Queensland.
And he says the secret to living so long is that you need to eat chicken brains.
Chicken brains.
You know, chickens have a head and in there there's some brains.
And they are delicious little things.
There's only one little bite.
Nah, I've seen this in the news already.
Chicken brains is the key to living a long and healthy life.
And I know someone who wants to live a long and healthy life.
That's you.
Because you've got kids now.
You've got to think about your health.
I had food poisoning last week.
I'm not doing this.
You know, you've got to really just.
I'm not doing this.
So what we've done, we've got some cooked chicken brains.
No, you have not.
We've got some cooked chicken brains that we got from a very lovely restaurant down the street.
There's not much.
There's just a few pieces.
And we thought we'd put some nice sauce on it.
I'm not...
So it would be nice to eat.
So it's a teriyaki glaze on some chicken brains.
You know what? You know what? Yeah. You know what? Yeah. I'll do this because this is a teriyaki glaze on some chicken brains. You know what?
You know what?
Yeah.
You know what?
Yeah.
I'll do this because this is not chicken brains.
It's not chicken brains.
All right.
You eat it.
It's not.
You don't have time.
Anastasia literally walked out of the studio panicked about three minutes ago,
and now she's back with a tiny plate of chicken brains.
She can tell you the restaurant she got it from.
It was a lovely Asian place in the Auckland CBD.
I'm not going to disclose their name.
Yeah, let's, I mean, let's just, you know.
Alright, fine, fine, fine.
Is it cooked?
Yes.
Yeah, of course it's cooked.
When you try it, it'll be hot.
This is on the menu.
I just went and picked it up.
This is on the menu at this restaurant.
If I get frigging food poisoning again,
honestly, I nearly shat myself in Queenstown last week.
Have you ever had chicken brains?
No, of course I've never had chicken brains.
I heard it tastes like chicken.
I wish there was even
something in this for me
but there's not.
It's an occupational hazard.
Bottoms up.
Yeah, it tastes like chicken.
I don't believe it's brains.
I don't believe for a second
that this is brains.
But...
Are you sure?
Have some more.
It tastes like...
I don't need to have more.
I've already tasted it.
Tune in tomorrow
when I make Brie eat cow's dick.
It's going to make her see in the dark.
That's my favourite, actually.
We want to know about your showering habits.
Yeah.
What bit are you washing first?
How often?
Who, with?
When?
Do you use a loofah?
Or maybe, is it pump soap?
Bar soap. Bar soap.
Bar soap.
Pumice.
Are you, do you, please tell me you don't use bar soap.
Yeah, I use bar soap.
Oh, yuck.
Bar soap's the way of the future, man.
It is not.
Bar soap's better for the environment.
Bar soap, no plastic bottles involved.
I'm bar soap.
What's wrong with bar soap?
I reuse my plastic pump bottle.
You do not.
Yes, I do.
How do you fill it up?
I buy a giant one.
A giant plastic bottle.
No, I buy a giant refillable one and then fill my pump bottle.
Look, no shower shaming here.
You don't shame me for my shower bar,
I won't shame you for your plastic bottles, okay?
I'm just going to shame you when I please.
Look, you probably recall this story about the mother and the daughter that shower every morning together.
It was from a TV series called Smothered.
And it was about a mother named Mary, who was 55 at the time the episode was filmed.
And her teenage daughter, Britanni, she was 19.
They lived together in Florida and they shower together most days.
Yeah.
Here's some audio of the two women together.
The best way to start our day is in the shower.
I want to do that.
That feels so good.
You can see why the show is called Smothered, can't you?
Yeah.
Mum needs to back the F off.
Back off, Mary.
She's 19.
She's not nine.
Give her some space, literally.
Literally.
Give her some space.
Yeah.
You know, off the back of this, I thought,
my mum's visiting at the moment.
I wonder if that would bring my mum and I closer together.
Right.
A shower with mum and I.
A shower with mum and I.
So this morning I asked my mum if she wanted to have a shower with me.
Mum.
Yes, mum.
What?
Do you want to come shower?
What?
With the dog?
No, with me.
I'm going to save water.
Do you want to come over and shower?
No, I used to do that when you were two years old.
Yeah, do you want to come shower now?
No. Why not? Because there's parts of me that you just would not want to come over and shower? No, I used to do that when you were two years old. Yeah, do you want to come shower now? No.
Why not?
Because there's parts of me that you just would not want to see.
There's parts of me that I don't want to see.
You know what I don't think you were prepared for?
Her saying yes.
Yeah, I wasn't.
If she'd said yes, what would you have done?
Ran.
For my life.
No, thank God she said no.
My mum and I are very close, but we're not that close.
Sharing a shower with your mum is one thing.
Sharing a shower, though,
I feel like it's this romantic myth around the idea of sharing a shower.
People think it's so sexy.
It's so elusive.
No, it's actually terrible to share a shower with someone.
Especially if you've got a shub like me.
If you're rocking a shub, one of you is under the shower head,
the other one of you is just awkwardly standing naked
at the back of the bath, wet and cold.
I hate a shub if you're showering with someone else especially.
You can't get side by side.
It's not good.
No.
It's terrible.
Let's break the myth.
Why do people say it's so sexy?
You know the last place that I lived, and I will be honest,
that last place in it was quite fancy where I lived.
Oh, yeah, the apartment.
The apartment.
It was the ultimate shower.
Well, you had the master bedroom which had an en suite
and they'd gone all out.
It had four shower heads.
Yeah.
Four.
That's the kind of shower that you can share.
That's the one you want to shower in the same one.
I still don't believe that as a couple you're regularly doing it.
I reckon special occasions or if you're really rushed,
like if you've slept in and you need to get to the airport.
But how busy are you that every day you need to save time
and shower together?
Because guess what?
Are you that busy?
Guess what?
If you're both in, you're probably not saving time.
Oh, true.
You're probably spending longer.
Or if you're putting those two things together,
maybe that is saving time.
Or maybe we're just sad and people out there do shower together.
We are not sexy.
We're going to just ask this afternoon.
We're going to put it out there and say,
look, can you be honest with us?
Do you and your partner regularly, and I mean like...
Regularly.
Regularly.
Like it's not a one-off thing or like a special occasion
or only when you're indoor gardening.
It wouldn't be odd for you to hear the shower running
and just go and open the door and just hop in.
They wouldn't even be like, ooh, hello.
They'd be like, this is just a thing.
Do you and your partner regularly shower together? And are you willing to tell us about it? Oh, no, hello. Yeah. They'd be like, this is just a thing. All right, get in. Do you and your partner regularly shower together?
And are you willing to tell us about it on 0800-DIALS-AT-M?
Because I don't think it exists.
We have questions.
Yeah.
A lot of questions, but we'd love to hear from you.
You can text us on 9696 or give us a call, 0800-DIALS-AT-M.
Bree and Clint.
We're here to debunk one of the most televised romantic myths
that has ever existed, that showering together is sexy.
Brie and I, both in long-term relationships,
see eye to eye on this issue.
And we believe that Hollywood and...
They've glorified it.
Yeah, and Big Shower are pulling the wool over your eyes.
Look, I will come out and say there is certain showers
that are built for this activity
and just showering with your partner in general.
I still feel like it would be a special occasion.
But most showers do not have the facilities
to make it enjoyable to shower with your partner.
One person's always out in the cold.
The other person's right underneath.
So we've asked you this afternoon, do you regularly,
and we mean regularly, shower with your partner?
I'm going to say nearly every day.
Kellyanne has called up.
Hi, Kelly.
Hi, Kelly.
Hello, how are you?
Good, thanks.
Kellyanne, you're willing to admit that you and your partner shower together
very regularly?
Yeah, every morning before we go to work.
Every morning?
Every morning.
Kerri-Ann, tell me, does it have the facilities,
like do you have double shower heads?
Is it big?
Is there a seat in there?
It's not a double shower head,
but it is a little bit bigger than normal,
so it's not a square one.
It's like one by 1.2.
Can you both get under there at the same time, under the drippage?
The stream.
Yeah.
Not really, no.
Oh, and Kerri-Ann.
Because you can lather yourself up when you're out of the water,
and then you flop.
Right.
But Kerri-Ann, when I'm showering, I never think to myself,
oh, I might just step out from the stream here for a couple of minutes and lather myself up.
Oh, I feel like I might just go cold for a bit.
Yeah.
I think I like doing that.
No, as long as you've got enough warmth in there, it's fine.
All right.
We believe you, Kirianne.
But we don't agree with you.
Someone on the text machine said,
Hi, Bree and Clint.
My partner and I enjoy a shower together most nights,
and we have for many years.
It's great and would be weird now if we stopped.
She can hold the gins and I mow her lawns.
I don't even know what that means.
I don't even know what that means either.
Good for you.
Aaron's caught up.
G'day, Aaron.
G'day, Aaron.
Hey, guys.
Oh, God, that last one, eh?
What does it mean, Aaron?
Can you tell us what is holding the gins and mowing the lawns?
Well, I can only guess what mowing the lawns is,
and I think that's probably taking it one step a bit further.
But me and my partner, we share a shower most nights,
except for when it's really bloody cold because he doesn't like to stand out of the water.
Yeah.
And I'm a bit of a hog.
Yeah, and you're a bit of a hog.
So you don't have a two-person shower set up.
It's a regular shower set up and you guys just make it work
basically every night.
Yeah, yeah.
It's probably a one-by-one, so one square metre.
Aaron.
Not a huge area.
Let's get real honest for a second, Aaron,
because, look, some people, you know, pee in the shower.
Some people do that.
When you're showering with your partner, what do you do?
We actually, so it's funny, so we don't pee in the shower.
We have this rule that we just don't pee in the shower, right?
When you're in there together.
No, well, as long as she doesn't hear this, hopefully she doesn't.
I'm not peeing in the shower when she's not in there.
To be honest, Erin, in a one-by-one metre box,
you'd be peeing on each other.
That's what I mean.
There's just no two ways about it.
And also, weeing in the shower in front of your partner, not sexy.
Look, not everybody has agreed with us.
Not everybody has said...
There's so many texts on this, can I say?
I wish I could read them all out.
But let me just say, a tonne of texts that say
they shower regularly with their partner.
Natalia has called up.
Hi, Natalia.
Hi, Natalia.
Hello. Tell us, why do you sound cheeky. Natalia has called up. Hi, Natalia. Hi, Natalia. Hello.
Tell us, why do you sound cheeky, Natalia?
What are you going to say?
Oh, well, we used to shower all the time every day,
but the new house we're in, the shower's so tiny,
we attempted to shower together and literally our bellies were touching.
Our bums were touching the walls and the water
was dribbling between us.
Oh no.
Wow. So okay. Bucket list.
Next house, bigger shower.
Right. Because it's important to you guys. It's part of your
relationship I guess. But
the plus of that Natalia.
Being in the shower is not a problem either.
What, you just go for it?
Yeah, it doesn't bother me.
Well, it sounds like you've got a water pressure issue there anyway.
You need as much water pressure as you can get.
Natalia, she goes...
The water pressure's a down dustin' to it.
I mean, it's basically water.
It doesn't matter if you've got a hot set of feet.
You've got warm water dribbling down your back anyway.
Oh, far out, Natalia.
Natalia, let's be real, because your bums are touching the glass.
At least you don't have to clean the glasses often.
Oh, wow.
This has been really insightful.
Thank you, Natalia.
Enjoy your shower tonight, okay?
Thanks, Natalia.
Bree and Clint.
No.
Hey.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, here we go.
Three people.
What was number one on their 16th?
We'll play our favourite song.
Hey, Joe.
Who's up first?
Hello.
Hello, how you going?
Hey, Joe.
I'm doing good. Are you a single showerer or a showering as a couple person?
I shower as a couple with my boyfriend, Dominic.
Excellent, Joe.
Sounds lovely.
We still don't believe that it's convenient.
You knew Dominic at age.
That was nice, Joe.
Did you hear what Joe said?
No, what did he say?
He goes, if you knew Dominic, it is.
Very lovely, Joe.
What's your birthday?
My birthday is 14 November.
In what year?
2001.
Okay, perfect.
You were 16 in 2017 on the 14th of November.
And here's your birthday banger.
I can see you and Dominique now dancing to this one, Joe.
Yes. Bit of this one, Joe. Yes.
Bit of Camilla Cabello.
Get the waterproof Yui boom going.
Do you like your birthday banger, Joe?
You know, I don't know, bro.
He's not that keen on it.
All right, we'll just leave it at that.
We'll just leave it at that.
Wait there, Joe.
Let's go to Olivia.
Hello.
Hello, how are you? Good, thank you. Let's go to Olivia. Hello. Hello.
How are you?
Good, thank you.
That's good.
Olivia, what's your birthday?
It is 16th of September, 87.
Jo's gone.
Sorry, Olivia.
Jo just left.
He hated his birthday banger so much he's just bolted.
Forget him.
Let's focus on you, Olivia.
I think Jo started the weekend early.
I think so.
He's knocked off early.
I think Joe was having a tour.
Let's focus on Olivia.
It's all about you.
Here we go.
Olivia, you were 16 in 2003 on the 16th of September.
Here's your birthday banger.
This is good. Yeah. This is a great birthday banger.
This is good.
Yeah.
This is a great birthday banger.
Do you like it, Liv?
That's a banger, Olivia.
What year are we talking, Brie?
This is 2003.
Shake Your Tail Feather, Nelly, P. Diddy, the whole crew.
Murphy Lee.
Do you like it, Olivia?
Yeah, all good.
Yeah, I like that one.
You're miles ahead of Joe, to be honest.
He's already gone.
Not drinking, though.
He's miles ahead of everyone.
Taryn's here.
Hey, Taryn.
G'day, Taz.
Hi, how are you guys?
Good, mate.
How are you?
Good, good.
That's good.
What's your birthday, Taryn?
21st of February, 78.
All right, you were 16 in 1994 on the 21st of February. Oh, God.
Taryn, and on your 16th birthday, this was number one.
Oh, how good, Taryn.
God, that's an oldie.
Wow, it's a goodie, though.
I like it.
Do you like it, Taryn?
I do.
That's a great feel-good song.
Okay, we've got a decision to make, but not before we go back to Joe,
because he's back.
Joe, where'd you go?
Oh, I was just a bit confused, you know.
Joe, be honest with me.
Are you having a big one tonight?
Oh, it's a standard Wednesday night for me,
you know.
Yeah, Joe.
Hey, Joe.
Lesh go.
Lesh go.
Hold on a second.
You'd like to be
on the radio, bro?
Say something
to the radio, bro.
Something.
Oh.
No, it's getting risky now.
Joe's back on hold.
My vote is for
Taryn's song
Give It Up
from Cut and Move.
Yeah, you've got to go with that.
Yeah, I agree. It's got the vibe. Here we go. This one's for is for Taryn's song Give It Up from Cut and Move. Yeah, you've got to go with that. Yeah, I agree. It's got the vibe.
Here we go.
This one's for Joe and Taryn.
And Olivia. And Olivia.
Well done, Taryn. You've won birthday banger.
Thank you. Nice work, Taryn.
Sometimes you get a loose one, eh?
Brian Clint, I think. Brian Clemson, him. Everybody wants your love I'd just like to make you mine, oh mine
Now, now, now, now, now, now, now
Baby, give it up, give it up
Baby, give it up
Now, now, now, now, now, now, now
Now, baby, give it up, now, now Baby, give it up, give it up
Baby, give it up
Everybody sees you
Everybody looks and stares
I'd just like to make you mine, oh mine
Mm-hmm
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Baby, give it up, give it up, baby, give it up
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Like a trouble maker working from nine to five
Like an attorney working to earn after the court has been adjourned
I got a lot to learn, I'm an ecstatic, music addict, a philomatic
If only you'd discover this full-time fanatic
Give it up, give, give, give it up
If only we're together, we can each spend time
Everybody wants you
Say everybody wants your lovin'
I'd just like to make you mine all mine
Mine
Now, now, now, now, now, now, now
Baby, give it up, give it up
Baby, give it up Now, now, now, now, now, baby, give it up, give it up, baby, give it up
Now, now, now, now, now, now, now
Baby, give it up, give it up, baby, give it up
Can you give it, can you give it, give it up?
Come on, baby, I need your love
Give it up, give it up, give it up
Give it up some of your love
Come on and play the game of love Give it up, give it up, give it up, some of your love Come on and play the game of love
Everybody is a thief, give it up
Come on baby, I need your love
And I'm such a fan, I love ya
Come on baby, baby, I love ya
Give it up, give it up See them, Brie and Clint.
That's a birthday banger For Taryn
From Cut and Move
From 1994
It's called Give It Up
That was good
That had a different vibe to it
It did
A bit like Joe
He had a different vibe
He has a different vibe
Yeah he was on a very different vibe
Every day at 5.20
5.30ish
We do birthday banger
And we figure out
The number one song
On your 16th birthday.
This was a contender's day, another good one as well.
I love this song.
Wait for it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Yeah.
That would have been a good winner too.
Look, I want to change the tone for a second here, Clint.
Sure thing, yeah.
Because I was having a thought yesterday in the car on my way home from work and, you
know, it's hard to come up with new things in radio and ideas and segments because a
lot of it's been done.
Yeah.
The last thing we invented was the secret sound.
That was an original idea.
That was a long time ago.
Yeah.
And I thought, what skills can I use?
What special skills can I use that I can bring to our show in particular?
And that's when I've come up with this.
Breeze Psychic Radio.
Psychic Radio.
We're about to do a new segment here, Clint, called Psychic Radio.
Got it.
Where you and I are going to put out certain details,
specific details about a person.
Hopefully, we find the person that matches every single one of those details.
Yes.
And we get them on the phone.
Got it.
All right?
Yep.
So let's do a practice round.
This is the first time we're playing psychic radio.
So let's start off with how old?
Let's go with, I'm going to say 28.
Okay, let's put it.
Okay, yeah, we're looking for a 28-year-old.
We're looking for a 28-year-old.
We've got to do more specifics.
Let's say their name is Sarah.
Got it.
We're looking.
So I'm just imagining people in their car right now.
Saying this is me.
Yeah, so you need to be ticking these things off.
Are you 28?
Is your name Sarah? Yep.
And do you have
blonde hair? Oh yeah, okay.
Blonde hair? I can picture her. I don't know
her, but I can picture her. There's someone that's
in the car right now going, okay, I'm all
three of those things.
Yep.
Let's narrow it down even more.
They've got a dog.
Got it.
Girl named Sarah, 28, blonde hair.
She has a dog named Lola.
Oh, you're getting quite specific with this.
It's the whole point of this segment.
Yeah.
Psychic radio.
Yeah.
Should we stop there?
Well, what do you want to do with that information?
Do you want that person to call us?
Yes.
Okay.
I want to see if we can put out specific details,
if we can find the person that matches every single one.
Okay, are you 28-year-old Sarah with blonde hair and lower the dog?
Can you call us right now on 0800 dial ZM?
Yeah, call us right now on 0800 dial ZM.
And we'll see.
The power of psychic radio.
Do you think we'll find them?
Look.
Or do you think I've gone too niche?
No.
Or there's someone calling.
There's someone calling.
I think I've got a good chance because I think there's a lot of Sarahs
and a lot of Lolas.
Well, I mean, look, for the first go at Psychic Radio,
we don't want to go too wide.
There's someone on the phone and I believe –
Oh, hello, who's this?
Is there anyone ready for us?
No, no one ready for us yet.
No.
Producer Anastasia, look, she's getting annoyed.
She's like, none of these people are called Sarah.
Okay.
Let's do something.
Let's do something here.
There's a lot of people calling,
but I feel like they're calling for something else.
If you think you're the closest to matching that description.
Yep.
28, Sarah, blonde hair, a dog named Lola.
Yep.
And you call us now.
We'll play a song.
We'll come back.
You tell us what detail you're missing.
Or you might have them all.
Okay.
Let's see what we can get.
We'll come back after Tiesto.
This is The Business on ZM, Bree and Clint.
Use the power.
We're playing Psychic Radio.
Brie's Psychic Radio.
It's a pretty simple game.
I'm putting stuff out there into the universe, Clint.
And then I want to see if it comes back to me.
Yeah, well, it hasn't yet.
Hey, skeptic over there, I'm going to make you a believer.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying, at At the moment all you've done
Is describe a person who doesn't exist
They do exist and we're about to find them
Well if they do exist she's listening to Coast
No I don't believe she is
Right this is the aim of the game
I've put out a bunch of specific details
About a person and I want to see if that person
Is listening right now and they can call
the show. These are the details. They're 28. Their name is Sarah. They've got blonde hair and they
have a dog named Lola. A lot of texts coming through on this. Okay. Someone texts through
and they said, my friend is 28, blonde, and her name is Sarah, but her sister is the one with the dog named Lola.
That's very close.
Right.
Someone else said, my fiancé's name is Sarah.
She's 28.
She's got blonde hair.
She's got a dog, but the dog's name is Bella.
So no takers yet.
We're close.
All you've got is a bunch of 28-year-old Sarahs.
Let's see.
They have blonde hair.
Let's see how close we can get.
Let's go.
First to caller number one.
Hello.
Caller number one.
Hi.
Let's roll through the details.
How old are you, caller number one?
I'm 28.
All right, you're 28.
What colour is your hair?
Blonde.
Oh, so far so good.
Do you have a dog?
Yes, but she's called Layla.
Oh, is your name Sarah?
No, it's Katie.
You're way off.
You did some blonde checks.
No, you leave Katie alone.
Don't attack her.
I appreciate you calling, Katie.
You're pretty close.
You're pretty close.
Psychic Radio, it's hanging by a thread here.
Come on.
Restate the details.
Okay, restating the details.
I'm looking for a 28-year-old named Sarah with blonde hair, dog named Lola.
Let's go to caller number two.
Caller number two, how old are you?
I'm 28.
Okay, perfect.
That's a good start. Caller number two, what old are you? I'm 28. Okay, perfect. That's a good start.
Caller number two, what colour hair do you have?
Blonde.
Perfect.
Do you have a dog?
Yes.
Okay, wait.
Should I ask the dog's name or her name first?
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
Do the dog.
No, no, no.
I'm going to do it.
What's your name?
Sarah. Sarah. Sarah. Wait, wait, wait. The tension is coming. Do the dog. No, no, no. I'm going to do... What's your name? Sarah.
Sarah.
Wait, no, no.
Sarah, you're about to make or break this whole thing for Bree.
I don't think you understand how much pressure there is on your dog's name right now.
Even if your dog's name isn't Lola, you should lie about it.
Bree has committed nine minutes of airtime to this so far, and you...
Don't let me down.
...single-handedly have it in your power to make it worthwhile.
Sarah, what is your dog's name?
So, her name is Bonnie,
but we adopted her,
and I may have called her Lola if I bought her.
Wait, so the dog's name is Lola?
No, no, her name's Bonnie. No, she wishes the dog's name is Lola? No, no, her name's Bonnie.
No, she wishes the dog's name was Lola.
I bloody wish the dog's name was Lola too, Sarah.
Oh, sorry.
So close.
Sarah.
I love how much Sarah tried to save it for.
She goes, if I could call her Lola, I would.
Sarah.
I appreciate it.
No problem.
There you go.
Brie's Psychic Radio.
Well, you know what?
In the psychic world, you can't win them all.
Totally.
But we can get bloody close.
Brie and Clint.
It's ZM's Brie and Clint.
If you were just listening, heartbreak struck.
My new segment of Psychic Radio.
Give it up.
No, I won't give it up.
Give it up.
I've had a text on the text machine.
There's been another call.
I want to take one more call.
I was looking for a girl named Sarah, 28, blonde hair,
with a dog named Lola.
We got so close.
The dog's name was wrong.
The dog's name was wrong.
Caller, hello.
Let's start with your name.
What's your name?
Hi, I'm Sarah.
Good start, Sarah.
What age are you?
I am 27.
Why are we just going?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Keep going.
What hair colour
Sarah
I got my hair dyed
Platinum blonde
This morning
That counts
I've had black hair
My whole life
That counts
Never once
So I dyed it blonde
This morning
What are the odds
What's your dog's name Sarah
Lola
Oh come on
She's the wrong
Bloody age
Come on
She's the wrong age
Potatoes Potatoes It's pretty bloody close You'll take whatever You can get at this stage Oh, come on. She's the wrong bloody age. Come on. She's the wrong age.
Potatoes, potatoes.
It's pretty bloody close. You'll take whatever you can get.
Sarah, you legend.
Thank you for calling.
There, I rest my case.
The segment comes back next week.
Thanks, Sarah.
Have a great night, okay?
Sarah, you're my hero.
Brian Clint.
He's L.A.B.
Brian Clint.
Yeah.A.B. Brian Clint. Yeah.
Sorry.
I'm just using the facilities here at work.
We are talking toilet breaks.
There's a Reddit thread that's going pretty wild at the moment.
And it's a small business that has written in to a thread.
And it says,
We have an employee who is very good at his job,
but as soon as he gets to work, he goes to the toilet
and spends about 20 minutes in there.
By the time he's back at his desk and he's done whatnot,
it's about 9.30, half an hour until he starts.
When he then goes again,
it could be anywhere between two or three more times
during the day, each for about 20 minutes.
Yeah, right.
He's taking the piss, so to speak, a little bit there.
Yeah.
So what we're about to debate is what's fair with toilet breaks.
These days you've got to be very sensitive
because you don't know if someone's dealing with something like IBS
or something like that.
Yeah, that's true.
That is true.
However, you can't start your day on the toilet.
No.
You can't clock in at nine and go directly to your second office.
And go, right, I'm going to get straight to work and go to the toilet.
So let's say, so he is having one break.
Hold on.
I'm going to calculate this.
Sure thing.
In the morning.
And then let's say, it says two to three more.
Let's say it's three.
Sure. So he is roughly nearly on the toilet for an hour and a half each day.
Yeah, right.
And in an eight-hour day, that's fairly sizable.
That's a lot.
I assume he's not putting any of these toilet breaks on his lunch break
because then he wouldn't get to eat any lunch.
Well, that's true.
So then he has an hour lunch break.
Yeah.
And then he's not working for two hours and 20 minutes.
People who are paid hourly,
and I remember this was the best part of my job,
you do feel like you're cheating the system
when you go to the toilet
because you're like,
I'm literally getting paid to go to the toilet.
You know, you feel like you're winning.
But there's a line.
There's a line.
He's pushing it too far.
He's pushing it too far for all of us, I think.
But how far could you push it?
Do you think it's fair?
You and I, it's very tough because we couldn't push it at all.
We literally have the length of one or two songs to get what we need to do done
and then we have to get back.
And same would be true for a bus driver.
You know, a bus driver couldn't disappear for 20 minutes.
He has to be on the bus.
He has to pee
and poo between light phases.
Imagine if you had an upset stomach as
a bus driver. That'd be a horrible day
at work. So outside of an upset stomach
or any medical issues
how long do we think is fair to take a toilet
break? Let's say
two wheeze, one poo. A day?
Yeah. I think that's fair.
Oh nah, I could do more wheeze than that. If you're drinking two litres of water, give me three wheeze. Three wheeze, one poo A day? Yeah, I think that's fair Oh, nah, I could do more wheeze than that
If you're drinking two litres of water
Give me three wheeze
Three wheeze?
Yeah, give me three wheeze
You can take one of them on your lunch break
So it's two wheeze, one poo
Alright, fair
Yeah, I'll take it
For a wee
Oh, wee five
Five
Three to five
No, let's go five minutes
There and back
Five
Five?
Yeah, five minutes
How many times are you shaking it?
Well, I'm a lady So I'm not shaking it any time.
True.
Okay, yeah, all right, I'll give you five, yeah.
Because we have to sit down and we have to, you know.
So how many are we going?
Three wee breaks?
No, two.
Oh, because one's on the lunch break.
All right, yeah.
So 10 minutes.
10 minutes of wheeze, yeah.
And four.
Number twos.
Number twos.
No more than 15 minutes.
No, no more than 15 minutes.
I reckon 10.
10.
10's a good amount.
Yeah. So 10. So 20 minutes. 20 minutes on the toilet. 20 minutes on the toilet a day. No more than 15 minutes No no more than 15 I reckon 10 10 10's a good amount Yeah
So 10
So 20 minutes
20 minutes on the toilet
20 minutes on the toilet a day
Alright shake on it
Deal
Have you washed your hands?
Also why do we care?
We're not employing anybody
Yeah I know right
Take as long as you want
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