ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 19th May 2022

Episode Date: May 19, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network Well, hello everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast We forgot to mention, we've hired a replacement Ben We've got one coming Oh yes We've put an order in for a new Ben Of course sous-chef Sam is doing a great job of holding things down Fantastical He doesn't want to be stuck with us forever No, he said he's kicked it out an order in for a new Ben. Of course, sous chef Sam is doing a great job of holding things down.

He doesn't want to be stuck with us forever. No, he said he's kicked it out. He's got bigger restaurants. He's got bigger kitchens a-calling. He doesn't want to be a sous chef forever.

He wants to be a head chef. Gordon Ramsey, the podcast, is a-calling and it's perfect for sous chef Sam because it's the two worlds coming together.

You know? We need to set him free But not yet We need you for another month Because The person that we've If you'll have us So they've

Accepted They accepted Don't sound so shocked That's good He's like Oh do they actually accept it Alright That's why I mean

I'd reached out Behind the scenes And said Maybe You warned them again Yeah Yeah Well Or did you warn them I mean, I'd reached out behind the scenes and said, oh, maybe think twice. You warned them again? Yeah. Or did you warn them to hopefully, so they said no,

so you could keep the job and stay here with us because you love us so much. I knew it. It sounds like a cry for help from Sam. Why do you instantly just think bad of what I was trying to do here? We're very suspicious. Okay. Thought positive. Let's cut to the chase here.

What's their moustache like? So, interesting. It's a lady, Ben. That's right. It's not. My question still stands. So I was about to say no moustache, but actually I shouldn't assume, should I?

I've never met this person. I don't know if they have a moustache or not. And if they do We will accept them And love them Yep No matter what We'll just edit their face Onto Ben's face

With the moustache That's already on the banner On the podcast I can take you Just go and get one of those Packs of moustaches Yeah And we all wear a moustache

To make them feel comfortable Actually should we just Take the moustache once a week What What the hell Are you two even talking about? Sam, let's have our own conversation. I don't know what's going on.

Can I join your conversation? You can come over if you want. Sorry, I think that's exclusion. Guys, what the hell is going on with that moustache? I have no idea. Hey, Drew Bottle. How are you today? I like your pink colour, Drew Bottle.

I think after you tried to do that homebrew chiropractic on her the other day, she's got some. Homebrew chiropractic? Yeah, what are you up to this weekend? Come on through and I'll crack your back on the podcast intro. Drink Butter, are you getting drunk this weekend? Alright, stop, my brain hurts. She's lost it. Both from the fact that there are two conversations going on and how dumb the conversation is.

It's really hurting my brain. You're empty inside, you should go see your counsellor. She's talking to her drink bottle. I honestly feel like she's had, like, smoked a joint today. I'm starting to think we might need to plan these podcast intros. No. I literally was just thinking this is such, like, fiddle, not fiddle. Filler.

Filler. I actually have a hot topic, guys. Fiddle filler. Yeah. Well, you've got 15 seconds to I actually have a hot topic, guys. Fiddle filler. Yeah, well, you got 15 seconds to explain this with a hot topic. Okay, this is the deal. This is the deal. No, I'm actually got a hot topic. No, this is how it's going to be more structured.

At least one person has to bring something for each podcast intro. Yeah. It doesn't matter who it is. Kind of like the opening round on Taskmaster. Yes. Yes. Right. So you have to bring, it's got to be something, some structure.

Otherwise we cancel the podcast. You could bring your thing that's now empty and gone. I haven't emptied it yet. Okay, hot take, hot take. Here it comes. Anastasia. Student loan bill, $600. That's all you've got left. Do I pay

it today and be a free woman? Do it right now on the podcast and it will be literally I can't figure out how to pay the government. Okay, let me just check with you. So how much do you generally pay off on your student loan? That's going to change your life.

I don't know. Is it like $100 a pay? Do you loan breakdown? $170-ish. Right. So you'd be getting almost four pays ahead. Yeah. It's interest-free. So the financial advisor in me says keep that debt as long as you can.

Yeah, but I don't do anything with my money anyways. What? I don't do anything with my savings anyways. No, but you don't know when you might need the money. It's interest-free. Don't rush it. Yeah, but also... No, that's such bad advice. No when you might need the money. It's interest-free. Don't rush it. Oh, okay. Yeah, but also... No, that's such bad advice.

No, it's not bad advice. It's interest-free debt. Yeah, but would you rather have interest-free debt or no debt? Like a credit card payment. But what if an opportunity... Exactly. No debt. What if an opportunity comes up where she could spend that $600?

Well, okay. Just think how amazing this is going to feel. Another $600 somewhere deep down in her savings. No, guys, we've got a small issue here. If you want to pay it all today, you've got to pay 1.4%. See? Which comes out to... Yeah, exactly.

So pay it and get it over and done with. Send a confirmation email. Okay, cool. All right. Should I read out my card details? She gets charged a fee to pay it off early. Oh, I don't know if I have that. It's literally called a convenience fee. Yeah. I'm looking

at it right now. Pretty inconvenient. Okay, do you guys have Jacinda's bank account? See, I don't trust having debt to the government. Oh, yeah. 38. Yeah. Yeah, you're typing this in? Oh, is this yours? No, no, this is Jacinda's. Oh my god, they're having their own conversation again. Alright, here comes the podcast everybody. Bye!

Nah, this could be the last podcast intro That was the most horrific chit chat No, look, and then everyone talks over everyone Everyone, sort your shit out For tomorrow's podcast intro Love you guys Love you too. Good, everybody. Welcome to the show.

It's Bree and Clint. How good? Free money. Free money? $350 tax-free for everybody who earns under $70,000. Oh, that's good. That's the main takeaway from the budget today. I mean, I'm sure there's lots of other important money things in there,

but $350. That's the most exciting one. They're going to automatically put it in your bank account if you earned less than $70,000 last year in three installments of $117. Probably good to give it to you in chunks, eh? They want you to spend it on a night out. That's what I got told the government have said. You know what? They probably

do. Yeah. They want you to stimulate the economy. Probably. Well, it's to take the edge off things like gas and cheese and things like that. But yeah, $350. What a great, great budget. Yeah. I mean, it's awesome. I want to bring up the fact you and I were just talking about something

on YouTube that you've never seen, and I can't believe you've never seen this incredible moment. And people listening will know if you've seen it or not, but it's the moment the greatest showman in the movie, Hugh Jackman, obviously fronts that film, Zac Efron's in it, and it's the moment where they sing This Is Me for the first time. This song right here. But the movie hasn't been commissioned yet

and everyone's real nervous to sing this song. And I can't believe you've never seen that clip. No, I've never seen it. I don't know why I would go and see that. Can you please watch it in this break, and then we'll get your reaction straight after. All right, yeah, we can do that. I've been and watched the video.

What do you think? Pretty emotional. I cry every time I watch it. I get goosebumps. I remember exactly where I was the first time I heard that song, and I just felt it through my whole body. Bree's talking about Keala Settle singing this song from Greatest Showman for the first time.

She's incredible. It's not a new video. It's from 2017. I've just never seen it. Yeah, it's the video not from the film but the one they did to get the film commissioned. Do you like that YouTube video more than the movie? Yeah.

I think that performance has so much more feeling and emotion. Very uplifting, yeah. I mean, so does the movie, don't get me wrong, but it's incredible. There you go, go and search it up yourself. I'm so glad you've seen it now. The greatest showman, Keala Senal, you'll be able to find it. It's the first video that comes up. Okay, let's play Tradie vs. Lady.

Free and Cleanse. Tradie vs. Lady. Free and Cleanse. Tradie vs. Lady. Alrighty, the Tradies vs. the Ladies. The Ladies clawed one back yesterday, so they're sitting on 30, but the Tradies still way in front on 43. Ladies slowly but surely closing the gap. Let's meet our Lady first.

She's from Christchurch. She's only 18 and she has broken her arm 12 times. Welcome to the show, Jade. Jade, how have you done that? Just broken monkey bars, trampolines and just gymnastics. Oh, gymnastics. Okay. Jade, I think it's time to give away the gymnastics. What do you think?

Yeah, I think it's a great idea. Have you got like seven elbows at this stage? Does your arm bend in all these different places? Oh, not quite. It's only been my elbow twice. And wait, has it been the same arm? It's been six on my right and seven on my left. Sorry, five on my right and seven on my left.

Good that you spread it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Spread the load. Okay, all right, Jade, wait there. We're going to find your opposition. He's a tradie from Auckland. He's 29 years old, and he has played the same video game for 17 years. Welcome to the show, Joseph.

Hey, Joseph, is it Pokemon? No. Is it Lara Croft Tomb Raider? Yeah, World of Warcraft, guys. Oh, of course it's World of Warcraft. It's timeless. Is it Crash Team Racing? Is it Fortnite?

I played it as an adult when they remastered it. Yeah. Okay, Joseph, your buzzer is tradie. Jade, your buzzer is lady. Buzz in when you know the answer. First to three gets 50 bucks from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys.

Question number one. What type of clothing is an espadrille? Oh, that's a really nice espadrille you've got on there. Have a guess. Somebody have a guess. Yeah, Joseph. I'll say a jacket. A jacket.

Good guess. Come on, Jade, have a guess. I'd say rain... Oh, sorry. I'd say water underwear. Water underwear. No, sorry, underwear. Underwear, underwear.

Underwear, okay. Gord, haven't you ever seen a wedge espadrille? It's a shoe. It's a shoe, guys. Come on. Of course, the wedges, the espadrilles. No fashionistas on the game this afternoon. That's fine. Question number two.

John Lennon was a part of which iconic British pop band? Yes, Joseph. Lady. Joseph got that one with the Beatles, correct. Question number three. News out today that pop star Cody Simpson has qualified for the Aussie Commonwealth Games swim team. Who was the famous pop star that he used to date?

Miley Cyrus. You got a buzzer, Jade? Lady. Yes, Jade. Miley Cyrus. You're spot on the money.? Lady. Yes, Jade. Miley Cyrus. You're spot on the money. Nice work. Question number four.

You're lucky there, Jade. Okay. I'll let her have the one. Yeah, let her have that one, Joseph. Good man. The government's new budget will give $350 cash to people who earn less than how much? Lady. Jade.

Jade. $70,000. She is on fire. Well done. Nice work. Question number five, two to the ladies, one to the tradies. You need this one here, Jo. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.

Thunder, feel the thunder. Lady. Jade for the win. Lady. Imagine Dragons. She's got it. She's a lady. Whoa, whoa, whoa. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh.

She's a lady. Jeez, Joseph, you shouldn't have let her have that one, man. She went on to trounce you. Oh, so kind. Oh, yes. So kind.

You're being a gentleman, but Jade, I mean, I tell you, that was a good game from you. Bree and Clint. We're playing What's the Plot today for $1,000 cash.

$1,000 cash. $1,000 cash. This is the big one, isn't it? It's our movie guessing game to win that $1,000. You have to beat Bree and we'll play it at quarter to five this afternoon. Guys, I have a big announcement. I think... You're joining Dancing with the

Stars. Yes, I am stepping in. They're going to get desperate soon. Everyone's going down with COVID. So you're saying the only reason I get invited is because they're desperate. Oh, I am stepping in. They're going to get desperate soon. Everyone's going down with COVID. So you're saying the only reason I get invited is because they're desperate. Oh, are you saying that you deserve to be there on your dancing skills? Yes. I took jazz and ballet

when I was 8 to 10. Did you really? 8 to 10. Well, get in there. I wet my pants in ballet class and they called my mum up and sent me home. Well, don't do that on the show because it'll make the dance floor too slippery. My pelvic floor is not great. I might do some work on that and then sign up. Kerry Woodham cannot go down.

She cannot go down in a puddle of your wheeze. I'm sorry. No, that would be horrible. That's a lawsuit waiting to happen. No, my announcement is that I think after this morning, something I did has made me an adult badass. An adult badass who wet her pants in ballet class.

Yeah, but I mean, that's in the past. This is the new me. I think I'm a badass. And it's something I did this morning where I was like, I'm bad to the bone, baby. Lay it on me. Is this morning where I was like, I'm bad to the bone, baby. Okay, all right. So I was taking my-

Lay it on me. Is this legal, this thing that you did? It's a great question. You tell me. Marginal. You tell me. So I was taking my dog Whitney for a walk, and we were going on our usual kind of route,

which is we go up around, down to the rugby field, have a play on the rugby field, and then I cut back through this, I guess you'd kind of call it, it's like an alley, not an alley, but it's like a road or like a little alleyway that takes you from one road to the next road. It's a shortcut, basically. I know what you're talking about. It's a shortcut.

Yeah, alleyway. Alleyway. It's an alleyway. Anyway, at the moment there's work being done around the alleyway and there's a building site on one side of it. Right. And there's all kinds of stuff going on. Okay.

And I was like walking towards it and I was like, oh, they've closed off the bloody alleyway. And there's bloody caution all over it and they've locked it all up. And I was like, I'm running late. I've got no choice. I've got to go through. I've got to jump the fence. How much would the journey around have cost you? Probably an extra 15 minutes.

Oh, okay. It's quite like a long road. Yeah, yeah. So it's actually quite a big detour. Right. And I was like, I don't have time. So I picked my dog up and snuck through the fence, went through the closed off alleyway.

Da-da-da-da-da. It's the one off alleyway. And I'm not joking when I say I was so scared that I was breaking the rules, right? I was so terrified that I literally ran and there was builders there and I was like, and then I had these thoughts where I was like, maybe they're using nail guns and that's why they've closed off the thing and I'm going to be in trouble.

But it was fine. Well, did anybody tell you off? No one told me off. Did anybody see you? Yes. Right. People did see me. Did you see any hazards that mean that you probably shouldn't have gone through?

Nothing. No hazards. Not one. Because I made sure I looked beforehand and I was like, no hazards. Yeah. But it made me feel I was pretty cool. Yeah, right. I thought, Clint, we could ask people this afternoon on 0800DIALZM,

what's the thing you've done recently that made you feel like a bit of an adult badass? Nobody call if you've done a REM raid. No. Okay. That's not what I'm asking for. Too far. Too far. Going through an alleyway? Fine. Doing a ram raid? Too far. I want stuff like Something in between those things, right?

Yeah, I want something like, you know, I used a piece of equipment at the gym and I didn't wipe it down afterwards. Oh no, that's too far in the cover era. Yeah, dope. Adult badass. No, no's too far in the COVID era. Yeah, dope. Adult badass. No, no.

Adult gross ass. Wipe your stuff down. Bree and Clint. Turns out, Clint, I'm a bit of an adult badass. So we're hearing. Took my dog, went for a walk. Our normal alleyway was closed off, had all these things up, and we were running late.

I couldn't take the detour. It would add an extra 15 minutes onto my walk, so I skipped through that closed-off alleyway. You mean you picked up your little dog and ran through as fast as you could so no one would see you? Correct. Badass, baby. I'm such a badass bee. And I want to know from people on 0800DIALZM,

what made you feel like a bit of an adult badass? First caller wants to remain anonymous. I get that. Like we said before, the 5-0 are always watching. But anonymous, why are you a bit of an adult badass? Oh, hi. The other day I shot into Kmart to pick up a shelf and you know

Kmart often sells out very quickly the things that you want. Correct. So you stole it, you just took it, you didn't pay, you just left the store. And you ran. No. It was all kind of buried off, like they must have been doing some maintenance or something, but I'd driven 20 minutes

especially to get this damn shelf. I pushed past that shelf, all those barriers, and I ignored the signs, and I got my shelf. I love it. Another barrier breaker. Another barrier breaker. Join the club, Anonymous. We're badasses. Some would say

you have an extremely rare piece of Kmart furniture now. No one else is willing to get that except you, Anonymous. So, yeah, you're in the club. I'll do it. Yeah, you're in the club. Okay, let's go to Jordan. Hello, Jordan. Hi, Jordan.

Hiya. First of all, badass, willing to use your real name in this situation. Well, I sent in a text and not expecting it to be, oh, well. All right, Jordan. Oh, true, you didn't volunteer your name. Well, we'll just call you... Badass 1. Badass One. Badass Two.

Sounds good. All right, Badass Two, what did you do that made you feel like a bit of a badass? Well, I'd been on Fuel Light for a little while, and I'd driven past a petrol station, and I needed to do a U-turn, and there's a sign that said no U-turns, and I didn't anyway. Oh. Oh, no. No.

So that's actually breaking the law. Yeah, I know, but it takes a badass to do it, right? Yeah. Yeah. But Jordan, I mean, badass too. Yeah, badass too. Definitely not Jordan. It's badass too. Where was the next fuel station?

Were you going to run out of fuel? I wasn't sure. Say yes, Jordan. I had the tendency to go and fuel up for a long time. You do? Damn, that's badass too. I drive my car on zero kilometres. You do not.

That's right. You do not. When it hits zero kilometres fuel, that's when I turn into the petrol station. You do not. Lena is right. You do not. When it hits zero kilometres fuel, that's when I turn into the petrol station. You do not. Lena is here. Hi, Lena. Hi, Lena.

Hey, how are you? Good, thanks, mate. Tell us, what did you do that made you feel like an adult badass? Well, I had to go get my groceries and I went to Pack and Save and I walked around Pack and Save and then I went up to the self-checkout

because I didn't feel like talking to anyone and then I packed all my groceries into a New World bag. Damn! Get out of my way! You're just flexing on all those people at Pack and Save with your New World bags. The Pack and Save attendant says, do you have any of your reusable bags?

And you slap down a New World bag. Bree and Clint. This is one of those examples of, you know sometimes when someone complains on a business's Facebook page and it gets enough attention that it goes viral and it ends up in everybody's feed.

It's just you writing on a business's Facebook page but then everybody picks up on it, comments on it, likes it, whatever it is. It goes everywhere. It's a keyboard keyboard. Keyboard? Keyboard. It's a keyboard. Keyboid? Keyboid. Keyboid. Yeah.

It's a keyboard Karen. It's a keyboard Karen. Absolutely. I just made that term. It's a good term. Except this is a keyboard Carol. Oh, keyboard Carol. Her name is Carol.

Okay. Wonderful name. It's my grandmother's name. Is it your grandmother? No, it's not my grandmother. I hope not. She passed away in 2013. And I knew that. Idiot. So no, it's not my grandmother. I hope not. She passed away in 2013. And I knew that.

So no, it's not my grandmother. Not your grandmother. Maybe somebody's. Who knows? She's complained on a business's page. We won't name the business. We don't need to know. I'm going to read you the complaint. You need to tell me if Carol deserves a refund.

Okay. Gotcha. Not a happy customer here. I bought some underwear, a five pack at your store. We thought we had the right size, but turns out the lady that I bought them for needed the next size

up. So we took them back for an exchange or a refund. Your store refused to do either. I get it that there are health and safety concerns when it comes to underwear but it's not like all the underwear wear was tried on only the first pair oh no you can still resell the remaining four and get something for them twelve dollars isn't a huge amount but it's the principle of the matter. I do not like being ripped off.

If this is your policy, you need to have it somewhere so customers do not get ripped off. Yours sincerely, Carol from Facebook. So when it comes to undies... I think that's a pretty standard, well-known thing. Swimming togs. Yeah. Underwear.

Underwear. Jewelry. Oh, jewelry. Yeah. Oh, earrings. Earrings. Because they've been in you. Because they've been in you.

You can't return something that's been in you. Nothing that's been in you. No. Or near any of your orifices, really. Well, yeah, and you think about items. We couldn't return a face mask. No, or adult things. Yeah. Plus a five-pack. Once you pop the pack, return a face mask. No, or adult things. Yeah.

Plus a five-pack. Once you pop the pack, you know, there's no, we can't. You can't repackage it. No, you can't repackage it. You can't put it on the shelf and say five-pack discounted by 20% because one of the pairs has been tried on already. No. You just can't do it, right?

No. As if someone, like I just picture myself walking in going, oh, these are on sale. It says one pair was tried on. The rest are still good and crisp. Do not buy a five pack of undies if you're not sure about the size, by the way. That's a real trick for people who are changing into a new type of undie. You buy a single pair.

I'm moving off my tried and true. I'm going to a new brand. I'm getting off the Bonds. I'm going to the Rios, whatever it is. Single. Yep. Single until you find your best friends and undies, and then you can go for the fight.

Carol, I think you might be without a paddle with this one. Without a pack of underwear as well. Yeah, and I can tell you now, the general Facebook populace tend to agree with you on that one. They do? Okay, good. Bree and Clint. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.

Dean's here, and he's got big gay rom-com news. Hi, Dean. Hi, Dean. Hi, guys. This is so awesome. There is going to be its first major studio gay rom-com. It's called Bros by Universal Pictures. So fun.

It is like, how do I put it this way? I've seen a lot of gay movies and this one. No, we're not talking about those movies, Dean. This is like ones you watch in the cinema. This is an actual go to the cinema. So cool, so gorgeous. It plays up the gay world. It plays up and talks about how gay relationships are different to heterosexual relationships.

Have a listen to this. Here's a small grab from the trailer of Rose. Hi, everyone. It's Bobby Lieber, and welcome to your favorite podcast where I talk about whatever I feel like talking about. These big movie producers came to me and said, We want you to write a rom-com about a gay couple, something a straight guy might even like and watch with his girlfriend.

It's from the same people who did Trainwreck, Bridesmaids, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Getting to the Greats. It's huge. It's massive. But at the same time, how is this the first movie?

How is this the first time a rom-com, the hugely successful category of time a rom-com? The hugely successful category of movies, rom-com. How is this the first time it's come at it from a gay angle? That's bizarre. It's quite interesting that this is the first. I mean, we are starting to see a lot more mainstream type of

queer films. I mean, we had I Love You, Simon, which was quite a massive film that came out about three or four years ago, which was about a guy coming out in high school, which was really cool. Call Me By Your Name. Call Me By Your Name. And now there's that show on Netflix that's blowing up and everyone is watching it called Heartstopper, which is awesome too.

Have you updated your show reel yet, Dean? I reckon it's your time to shine. How did I not get cast in this movie? You could easily. On a serious note, I know I should have been in this. On a serious note, this is actually really awesome, right?

The cool thing about this is you'll be able to, like gay youth will be able to go to the movies and see themselves up on the screen, see these types of relationships on the screen, played out in a major cinema. It's actually really – I know I've been very playful at the start of the segment. No, no, absolutely. It's really, really awesome news that Universal Pictures would do this.

So I'm going to be down – I'm just throwing this out there. I'm going to be on the red carpet for this, throwing that out there, and we're going to cross from the red carpet. Brianne Clint. Okay, who has got an honorary doctorate this week? I can reveal it's none other than Taylor Swift. Is that a PhD? Yeah, it is.

Otherwise known as? A doctorate. She's a doctor. Dr. Swift. She has received an honorary doctorate of fine arts from NYU. Oh, I thought she was an actual doctor. Well, she is.

Can you imagine? It'd be great for something. She's Dr. Taylor Swift. I'm Dr. Swift and I specialise in prostate exams. I'd just be lining up to see her. Don't worry, I'll be quick. You know? In fact, I'll be swift.

In and out. I don't know if I'd be queuing up to get a prostate exam from Taylor Swift. I don't know if that's... Oh, don't lie. You'd be in there. I don't know. I don't think so. You'd be in like Flynn Taylor Swift. I don't know if that's... Oh, don't lie. You'd be in there. I don't know. I don't think so. You'd be in like Flynn.

I'm not looking for attractiveness in my prostate exams. You're not? No. Not really. Well, each their own. She attended the graduation ceremony at Yankee Stadium. It's huge. Yankee Stadium's very, very big.

Well, I mean, the graduation ceremony itself. Yeah. Mega. They have it in a stadium over there. She got to wear the full cap and gown for the first time, which I've never done. I've never had a chance to wear a cap and gown. Yeah. Mega. They have it in a stadium over there. She got to wear the full cap and gown for the first time, which I've never done. I've never had a chance to wear a cap and gown. No.

I felt very scholar-ish. Yeah, you would. You'd feel very accomplished, right? And then you have to give the hat and the gown back. And you have to pay to rent it as well, eh? Because you have to rent it. And it costs so much to rent. I hope they didn't give it to her for free.

She's rich. You need a scam. You heard it here first. She also got to give the main speech at the graduation. Here's Dr. Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift. Blazing singer-songwriter, producer, director, actress, pioneering and influential advocate for artist rights, and philanthropist, you have brought joy and resolve to your hundreds of millions of fans throughout the world.

One of the best-selling music artists in history, you have crossed genres, demographics, age groups, and borders of all kinds. Gotta be honest there, I really thought that was going to be a clip of Taylor Swift talking during the speech. I really thought the clip we would grab would be, but no, that's okay, I should have been more, I should have been more. Oh, is that not the clip you wanted? I should have been more direct with the sort of audio that I wanted. I thought this was an interesting part you chose to play. It's not even Taylor Swift speaking. Basically, she gets up there and does a joke about how she's a doctor now, but if there's a real emergency, don't call her.

Right. Because unless you need a catchy song with a banging hook. She can't perform surgery. She can't really help you out in that situation. I wonder if she can do the Heimlich. She should. Or a prostate exam. You know?

She said she's a little bit suspicious that maybe they just got her in for a free doctorate so she was there for the class of 22. Smart. You know, 2022. Very smart. Either way, 2022. Very smart. Either way, don't look a gift horse in the mouth. Uni's bloody expensive, Taylor Swift, and you got a doctorate for free.

And it's a lot of work. Like, I mean, talk about teacher's pet. They just give her one. Do you know anybody who has a doctorate or a PhD? I don't have any friends that are that smart. I don't know. Some people I went to uni with, I'm pretty sure. There was a couple of people in my class who went on to keep studying.

One girl I went to. Lifelong students? You know those people who just study forever? One girl I studied with because I studied for four years. I'm never going back. I'm pretty sure she studied for another like seven or eight years. I always wonder with those people who are at like year nine or ten of university,

do you still go to O-Week? Absolutely. Do you still go to the phone party? You go to the toga party. Brie and Clint. Taylor Swift is now technically a doctor. I'd like to thank NYU for making me technically,

on paper at least, a doctor. I'd like to thank NYU for making me, technically, on paper at least, a doctor. Not the type of doctor you would want around in case of an emergency. Unless your specific emergency was that you desperately needed to hear a song with a catchy hook and an intensely cathartic bridge section. We're losing the patience. Oh, don't worry, they're back. Put some more blood into them. She's a doctor. And we're trying to figure out, do we have any doctors, any PhDs,

any doctorate people who listen to our show You were on Shortland Street last night Are you technically a doctor now? I could be seen Are you an honorary doctor? I could be seen in the Ferndale Hospital soon I tried the scrubs on Did you?

Did you try any of the Pedals or anything, any of the medical equipment? Oh yeah, I zapped a few people They're real, yeah. Let's meet our smartest listeners. First one wants to be anonymous. Hi anonymous. Hi anonymous. Hi guys, how you going? Good. Thanks. You don't have a doctorate, but someone

you know does, is that right? My son has actually graduated with a PhD, or a piled high and deep as I call it. Yeah. This time next year, he's actually going to be graduating with a master's degree in microbiology.

And then he's going on to do an actual doctorate in microbiology. You must be very proud, Anonymous. Oh, heck yeah. But I just don't want to get him in trouble. No, that's fair enough. Oh, yeah, no, fair enough. Have you, and I always wonder this with parents,

have you had to bankroll him through this or has he got a mega student loan? A bit of both. He's got a student loan and we're helping by a few hundred each month just to help him actually survive as a student. Anonymous, can I ask, like, how many years has he been studying for?

Five or six years now, and he's got another three to go. Oh, I couldn't think of anything worse, Anonymous, but all the more power to him. Okay, well done. Thank you, Anonymous. Christina has called up. Hi, Christina. Hi, Christina. Hey, what's up, guys? Are you our

smartest listener? Do you have a doctorate in something? I do have a doctorate in something? I do have a PhD, and I do listen to you guys. Well, flex on us. Tell us, what do you have a PhD in? So my title would be a behavioral neuroendocrinologist, which basically means I study hormones in the brain. Okay.

Wow, okay. My God. And how long do you have to study to get a PhD in endocrinonal hormonal illness? I studied for 10 years. I did four years of undergrad and six years for a PhD. Wow. And Christina, I mean, you obviously are incredibly intelligent. Why do you listen to our show? See, I think that's the thing is like once people,

so your other question was like, do you tell people if you're a doctor? I don't tell people I'm a doctor because it puts a lot of pressure on you because it's like, yes, I know a lot about this one thing. But it doesn't mean I know a lot about everything else. Yeah, that's so true. People would be like, tell us something smart. But if you were on Tinder, would you be Dr. Christina whoever or just Christina? No, I think I only use doctor if I'm like, it needs to be used, you know.

Like getting an upgrade at a restaurant. Or if you're on a plane and they're like, the pilot has passed out. Is there a doctor present? And you're like, I'm a doctor of hormones. Is that helpful in this situation? I could make an educated guess. Is the pilot on their period? Hey, well, thank you very much, Dr. Christina.

You are officially the smartest, most qualified Bree and Clint listener. Bring our average way up, and we needed it. Bree and Clint listener. Bring our average way up, and we needed it. Way up. Bree and Clint. Bree, you're a former metal detector, aren't you? I have used one. You were part of the metal detecting community for a bit. How's your metal detecting career going?

I haven't been to an airport recently, so I haven't got caught. No, you're one of those beach scourers, aren't you? I have hired metal detectors in the past and used them on the beach. Well, there's a couple of brothers named Richard and James Coyer. They're Kiwi metal detectors and they scour the beaches of New Zealand looking for treasure. As a profession? Just for fun. As a hobby?

As a hobby, yep. They made the news because they recently found some old metals on the beach. Oh, you can't tell a former medal detector stories about this. I know. Because I'm going to get the itch again. They find all kinds of things, but this time they found medals, vintage medals. Three of them, in fact, they're shooting medals. They found these medals on separate occasions,

but they all belonged to the exact same person. How amazing is that? Take a listen. In November of last year, we found our first one. It had a name on it, so we managed to track down the owner for it. And then later in, was it February? Yeah, February. February, we found the second one, and it had the same name on it.

And then just, yeah, last week, we found our third one, and it also had the same name on it. And we've been able to get them all back to the descendants. How cool is that? Wonder why all of that person's medals were scoured across the beach. Yeah, maybe they just huffed them in the ocean one day. I don't know. I know a metal detector though.

It's my dad. We bought him one for his birthday last year and he joins us on the show now. G'day, Dad. G'day, Dad. Hello. Now, you are a qualified metal detector. You own a metal detector and some headphones, correct? I don't know about qualified, but yeah.

So we gave it to you last year in October. I want to know, since you got your metal detector, what's the coolest thing that you've managed to find? The wardrobe. I haven't taken it out yet. I knew this. Dad. I knew this would be the case.

Didn't you say you wanted the metal detector for your birthday? Yes, I did. But I'm going to use it very shortly. When? Momentarily. When? You've had it for almost a year. I bought you this.

It's like your retirement gift. You're meant to be out there scouring the beaches of the Bay of Plenty. Crappy retirement gift. We need a hobby. You know we need something to do. When are you going beaches of the Bay of Plenty. Crappy retirement gift. He needs a hobby. You know he needs something to do. When are you going to get the metal detector out? I'm going to get it out very shortly because we're going up to where Uncle Kevin lives. Oh, yeah.

I'm going to scour the beach there. Nice. Hey, Clint's dad, I've got an idea for you that you can make some money off of. Now, I know Lava Bar in Rotorua, where you're from, has recently closed down, but you could start hiring out the metal detector for people to go and find their dignity at the bar that they lost 10 years ago. I know Clint would pay to get it back. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, okay.

Big money. All right, well, get to it, I guess. Can you let us know, Clint's dad, when you find something really cool? Yeah, what are you hoping to find with the metal detector? Anything. Exciting. Go.

As long as it goes deep, I'm on it. Some hot women. I mean, no, no, that's not a thing. Bree and Clint. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart Debatable Talented

Eh Athletic Not really But picking a movie title Based on just the plot line That she can do Brie and Clint's What's the plot

Our movie guessing game Where if you can guess Two movie plots correct before Bree does, today you'll walk away with $1,000 cash. Had a bit of a shaky week last week, and I think the pressure is getting to me. It's these milestone games, right? They're the hard ones. It's the pressure cooker.

This is the game. Natalie is here. She thinks she can take the $1,000. Hi, Natalie. Hi, Natalie. Hi, Natalie. Hi there. How are we doing? Good, thanks. What's your credentials?

What's your movie prowess? How many movies are you watching a week? I'm not watching a lot of movies, but I do like reading the bios and just Googling them and getting a feel for what's out there. Oh, what the hell? Where have we found this person? She might be perfect. Oh, my God.

She couldn't be more perfect. That's better than seeing the movie. You know what it's about. This seems like a stitch-up. Well, Natalie. I didn't cross the pays off. I mean, good luck, Natalie. May the best woman win.

Can I just say, I'm going to buzz in with Nat, not Natalie, just because it's shorter. Nat Brie, that sounds fair. She is so here to play. I am packing it. She knows the rules. You buzz in with your She is so here to play. I am packing it. She knows the rules. You buzz in with your name when you want to guess. You don't wait for me to finish the plot line.

You go as soon as you think you know what it is. But if you don't get it right, the other person gets a free guess. Here it comes, everybody. Your theme this week, because we are playing for such big money, huge money, $1,000 in What's the Plot Today, your theme, the most expensive movies ever made. Now, on this list, there are lots of Avengers, Star Wars, Harry Potters. They're hard because you can't.

And Pirates of the Caribbean. Really? Guess which ones? I've removed them all. Okay. Oh, no. Okay. Because I can't be Pirates of the Caribbean

journey to... There's like a million of them. Maroubra Bar or whatever that... I don't know what they're called. So there are none of those movies in here. Okay.

Ladies, here comes your first film. When President Ulysses S. Grant learns that the diabolical inventor dr alice loveless is planning to assassinate him he orders civil war hero james west brie brie oh it's the will smith wild wild west wild wild west is correct. That movie cost $170 million back in 1999, and it was a huge flop.

You couldn't tell when you watched it. It was a shocker. It wasn't his best. One point to Brie. Oh, my God. My heart is beating. Natalie, have you seen Wild Wild West? No, I have not. No idea on that one. Don't bother.

Okay, it's not good. Yeah, you're not missing out, Nat. Movie number two. Beautiful Princess Rapunzel has been locked away in a tower since she was captured as a baby by an old hag. Nat. I'll try Tangled. Tangled, the animated film from 2010, is correct.

Nice work, Nat. I had no idea. I've never seen it. It's an animated film that cost $260 million. Hopefully it made some at the box office. It did. Okay. It did.

It's a Pixar one right now. Now we're down to tiebreaker. Oh, no. This is for the win. Nat, for you, this is for $1,000. Look how nervous producer Anastasia looks

for me. She's biting her nails. She gets so nervous. Bree, if you win, we play for $1,050 next week. Okay. Movie number three. In the most expensive movies of all time.

This remake of a 1933 classic follows a director and his crew on a journey from New York to an ominous island to film a... Oh, no, no! Nat, for the win. I want to say King Kong. She's right. That want to say King Kong. She's right. That's it. King Kong. From 2005.

Oh, no. Which cost $207 million. Is the correct answer. Well done, Nat. Nat. Well done, mate. I can't believe it was on the $1,000 game. But I'm very stoked for you, Nat. Nat. Well done, mate. I can't believe it was on the $1,000 game. But I'm very stoked for you, Nat.

You deserve to win. The $1,000 is going your way. Thank you so much. Oh, I'm going to use it on flights to go see my family. Oh, yes. Oh, whereabouts are your family? Todoronga, going up from Christchurch. Oh, well, this was meant to be, Nat,

and I'm glad you can reunite with your family. You deserve to win this afternoon. Oh, thank you so much, guys. I've been playing along in the car for so long and never had the guts to call up, but I thought, bugger it, it's the $1,000 game. Got to give it a go. And that was a great game, too.

The winner's circle, Nat. That's the way to win it. We're going to make sure you eat well tonight as well. Thanks to KFC, you get 50 KFC chicken dollars. Congratulations, Nat. Oh, I've done the cake. Thanks for playing, Nat. And we appreciate you listening to the show. Nice work.

Oh, thank you so much, guys. Such fun. All right, we'll play for a paltry $50 next week. Oh, I have goosebumps. I feel shattered. I'm stoked for Nat. But back to the drawing board, I think. Imagine finding out that you've broken your nose

by looking at the big screen whilst you're playing a game of soccer. I'd be like, whoa, I've broken my nose. I look like that now. And I'm a professional athlete. Two big surprises. Australian soccer player Alana Kennedy. This is exactly what happened to her. The Matildas, the Australian team, were

having a friendly encounter with the New Zealand football ferns. Did she get her nose broken by a Kiwi? In the 74th minute, there was a bad collision and she had to be taken off immediately. And as she was being escorted off, the cameras were obviously on her and she's looked over and you can see her look at the big screen and see herself and she's realised the damage that has been done. Oh, because maybe in the moment the adrenaline, she didn't quite realise how bad it was.

Yeah, we've got the audio here of the commentators when Alana sees herself on the big screen. Is it a break? That's the question. Or is it... Oh, she's seen herself up on the scoreboard here on the big screen. Oh, brutal. Everyone starts laughing. She was laughing, kind of.

Oh, was she? Okay. She was crying and laughing. Um, blood everywhere? She had a little cut on the bridge of her nose. So how did she know it was necessarily broken? Oh, trust me, if you've seen it, you'll know. Was it wonky donkey? Yeah. Yeah, right.

Yeah, it looked pretty bad. And like instantly swollen. But it was, yeah, it was all kinds of crooked. Have you ever broken your nose? I have. How did you break yours? I got punched in the face. Oh, ouch.

Yeah, I got assaulted on a night out once. Oh, that's not good. Not a funny story. That wasn't by a New Zealander as well, was it? No, it wasn't. No, it wasn't. It was a king hit, actually, which isn't nice. Did you have one of those breaks where, and this is the ones I find brutal,

where they break it, they set it, and then later they have to go and re-break it again to reset it? You know those ones where it hasn't quite taken properly and they have to re-break your broken nose? Yeah, I had to have surgery to fix it afterwards. Brutal. Which isn't ideal and quite traumatising actually. So not the funniest of breaking nose stories.

But never in sport have I broken my nose. I have broken somebody's nose before. Oh, have you? Yeah, I broke my very good friend Eddie's nose while we were playing rugby. We were on the same team. Why am I not surprised? During a ruck, I kneed him in the face.

And he broke his nose and it was quite obvious straight away that his nose was broken and I didn't tell him for a long long time that it was me I knew that it was my knee that did it he just knew because when you're in a ruck in rugby there's bodies everywhere there's limbs everywhere he was like somehow I've broken

my nose and I was like oh man that's did you know it was you because you also had teeth marks in your knee and you were like who's teeth marks and you're. And you were like, who's teeth marks? And you're like, I recognise the teeth imprint anyway. It's my mate Eddie. One night on the booze, I came clean and I was like, there you know that nose thing.

And what did he say? He said, I think we'd had a few beers by then. He was like, mate, if it had to be anyone, I'm glad it was you. Oh, God. You know, my mum broke her nose one time when we were younger. Did she? And it was, this is awkward. We really wanted ponies, me and my sister, when we were kids.

And they got us these ponies and they were quite old and a little bit cranky, these ponies that my dad bought us. And I remember my mum was walking around the back of one of the ponies one time and the pony kicked her and hit her in the face and it broke her nose. She got kicked in the face by a pony? Yeah. It could have been way worse. And it was all your fault? It wasn't my fault.

I wasn't even there. She didn't want the ponies? Well, technically my sister wanted the ponies. Ashton's already called up. Ashton, how did you break your nose? I was at a karate competition in Australia and I decided to duck and Tony went to kick me and got me in the nose.

Oh! And I didn't find out until one of the judges after the match pointed at my gi and I bled all down this white gi uniform that we have to wear. Yeah. And it was the only one I had for the whole competition. Yeah, well, you're not fighting again.

You've got a broken nose. Oh, I fought the next day because it was the Australian Open the very next day. Yeah, don't you know the essence of karate? What? You need to get back out there and keep going even if you're wounded. Isn't that horse riding? Maybe. You know, get back on the horse.

Ashton, what colour belt were you? Red, obviously. It's fine. Brown belt. Brown belt, yeah, yeah. Brown. Bit of red in there. Mixed with the blood, yeah.

Okay, thanks, Ashton. An Aussie soccer player, Alana Kennedy, has figured out she broke her nose, which happened after a bad collision against the Football Ferns, the New Zealand team. And she saw it on the big screen as she was walking off. I've just watched the video. Her nose definitely looks broken.

Yeah, here's the audio of the commentators as she finds out she's broken her nose. Is it a break? That's the question. Or is it... Oh, she's seen herself Up on the scoreboard here On the big screen She does the little turn angle

Then everybody sees it At the same time as her And that thing's definitely broken She's like Oh my god From everyone Is this what I look like now Yeah

Is this Wait a minute That's not me Who's that Who's that weird looking Sheila Her sunglasses are going to be So off centre I know

We asked this afternoon On 0800DIALS at M, when did you break your nose and how did you do it? Kirsty's here. Hi, Kirsty. Hi, Kirsty. Hey. What happened to your schnoz? I was playing hockey when I was 13

and the girl in front of me swung a hockey stick like a golf club and it smacked me straight across the face. Oh, hockey stick in my nose. Cracked my jaw and fractured my skull at the same time. Oh, my God. Can I just say, Kirsty, why would you play hockey? I remember my friend asked me to fill in one time, and I played soccer, I played softball, you know.

Yeah. But hockey is next level dangerous. I was terrified. There's nothing harder than a hockey ball. I didn't play it again. No. Oh, you quit hockey after that? Absolutely.

Yes, good decision, Kirsty. I always figured with the hockey, like, because the sticks fly around, the ball comes off the turf. Well, people, Kirsty, is this right? People literally are able to just swing their hockey stick as high as they can and just swing it wherever they want to, right? Well, it's not supposed to go past your shoulder. It's meant to stay at shoulder height, but she swung it all the way behind her.

Obviously. She cracked your skull. Wow, that's incredible, Kirsty. Poor thing. Glad you're okay. That's horrible. Bex is here. Hi, Bex.

Hi, Bex. Hi. This is your nan's nose. Is that right? Yeah, my Nana walked into the window and said there's automated doors at the supermarket because she was too busy staring at Andrew Merton. Oh, no. Poor Nan.

That's amazing. Is Bushy OK? Yeah, she was fine. A bit embarrassed. And she still didn't get to meet him. Are you kidding me? Andrew Mertens didn't come over and help Nan? No, I didn't even notice it.

He didn't peel Nan off the automatic doors at Pack and Save? No. Can you imagine you turn up like a few minutes late because you're parking the car and here's Andrew dragging your grandma back inside so she's got some shade? Oh, God rest her soul. God rest her soul.

Bless you. Bless you, Nana. Good on her, Nana. A bit of Andrew Mooden's new, he would have done something about it. Yeah, totally. A few people on the text machine, someone said, Me and my mate decided to block up a water slide. The end result was not good,

and the amount of blood in the pools emptied the pools. Oh, gross. Can you imagine? Actually, I've seen a broken nose in water polo before when I've been playing and the cloud of blood that sort of just disseminates from the person in the pools it's horrible.

Horrible. And you know they don't drain those pools either. Nah, it just kind of blends in eventually Just dilutes Someone else texted through and they said I was born with a broken nose When my mum was birthing me They didn't know I was face down

And the pressure of me coming out broke my nose Apparently it was quite the shock Having a baby with a bruised swollen face Now at 29 my nose is crooked And basically an accessory as I can't breathe through it that well. Oh, my God. It is what it is.

Because your face got dragged past mum's tailbone. I came out face down too. I know the feeling. I broke mum's coccyx, which is a tailbone. I did. She always reminds me, she goes, remember when you broke my coccyx? And I said, no, I was a baby. With that big nose of yours.

Big Italian nose. Finally, Hannah's here. Hannah, how did you break your nose? I was a cheerleader in university and we were at our last comp of the year and I flew my flyer in the air and she over-rotated and landed and smacked me through the elbow with her wrist. Oh, God. Worst thing was, I didn't know until the end of the competition

when we stopped and then, like, I looked down and there's just blood everywhere. Hey, Hannah, have you seen the movie Bring It On, the original one? Yep. Have you seen the scene where the girl walks off and she's got the bloodiest nose ever? Was that you? That was me and then an hour later I had nose ever. Was that you? That was me.

And then an hour later, I had to go back on the floor with my other team. Brutal, man. Oh, mate. I've seen cheer on Netflix. You guys go hard, man. Hardcore. Yeah, right? Yeah.

Absolutely. How's your nose look now? Did you get it straightened up? Yeah, it looks perfect. Yeah, nice. Yeah, it's kind of nice. Free nose job. Better than before.

Free nose job on ACC. See, there you go. Better than before. Free nose job on ACC. See, there you go. Better than before. Someone else on the text machine said, I broke my nose whilst indoor gardening. I've heard that can happen. That's a mood killer, isn't it? Yep.

Or you just push on. Get the job done. Yeah. Just put some paper up the nostrils. Birthday bag of nicks. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. Birthday banger next. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, birthday banger for a Thursday. Three people, what was the number one track on their 16th birthdays? We'll figure that out and then we'll pick our favourite one to play. Kia ora, Crystal. Hi, Crystal. Kia ora, how are you?

Good, mate. How's your Thursday? Not bad. Just locked the, Crystal. Hi, Crystal. Kia ora, how are you? Good, mate. How's your Thursday? Not bad. Just locked the cows away. Oh, yeah? What do you do for a job? Dairy farmer? Dairy farmer. Do you collect crystals? No. No? You got any interest in those pretty rocks or anything?

No. No, right. Okay. Do you know what your birthstone is? Yes. What is it? Okay. What is it? Okay, what is it? Taurus. No, that's your star sign. That's your star sign.

It's a green one anyway. A green one. Emerald. Emerald. We'll go with emerald. You sound like an emerald. Crystal, what's your birthday, mate? The 18th of May, 89.

Oh, wait a minute. It was yesterday. Yeah. Oh, happy birthday for May, 89. Oh, wait a minute. It was yesterday. Yeah. Oh, happy birthday for yesterday, mate. You were 16 in 2005, and on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Two times I've been around that jack, so it's not just going to happen like that, because there ain't no hollaback, girl, there ain't no hollaback. You get Gwen Stefani, and I have Googled it for you, Crystal.

You are an emerald. That is your birthstone. Nailed it, Crystal. Green emerald. Do you like Hollaback Girl for your birthday banger? Yeah, it's good. It's a great one. The song that taught everyone how to spell bananas, which is good.

Before that, no idea. It's fun, and it's educational. Jerry's here. G'day, Jerry. Hi, Jerry. Hi. Not, Gerry. Hi, Gerry. Hi, how are you? Not too bad. Thanks, Gerry.

What do you do for a job? I'm a personal banker. Oh, okay. A personal banker? Can I ask, how did you find Grant Robertson's economy budget today? I actually didn't listen to it, but I'll watch the news soon. Yeah, good. Fast and nice.

Don't bother, Gerry. Don't bother, Jerry. Don't bother, mate. You deal with that enough at work, don't you? Give us your birthday, Jerry. We'll do your birthday banger. Cool. 17th of October, 1999. All right, Jerry, you were 16 in 2015.

And on the 17th of October in 2015, this had a number one hit. I only call you when it's half past five. Banger. of October in 2015, this had a number one hit. Banger. How about the fact that Jerry's a personal banker with the deepest voice you've ever heard and he's 23? I know. Jerry, at 23, I was doing Jaeger bombs and barely had a pair of shoes to put on my feet. So you're killing it, mate.

I love it. Do you like your birthday? 22, actually. 22, even better. Oh, well, don't make it feel worse, Gerry. Okay, wait there. We'll do one more birthday bagger for Bailey. Ignore him himself.

No, I'm 22, actually. You wait till you see what I do when I'm 23. Probably owns a house already. Yeah. Hi, Bailey. Hi, Bailey. Hello. Hello.

What do you do for work, mate? I'm a heavy diesel apprentice. Hi, Bailey. Hi, Bailey. Hello. Hello. What do you do for work, mate? I'm a heavy diesel apprentice. Oh, okay. Yeah, you can earn some good coin doing that, can't you? Yeah, yeah, call out for the patch, yeah. Good stuff. Yeah, for sure. What's your birthday, Bailey?

2nd of January, 2001. Oh, you're super close to my birthday. Not the year, just the day and the month. Not even the decade. Excuse you. You were 16, Bailey, in 2017, so not all that long ago, and here's your birthday banger. Love it. Clean bandit, rockabye.

Do you like it, Bailey? It's not my favourite. Yeah. It's not my favourite of the three either, but it's a good birthday bag, isn't it? I don't mind it. I'm going to have to go with the second one. You like the hills?

Write that one off, eh? You want to write it? Okay, we'll get rid of it. Bailey's not happy. Yeah. It's not Clean Bandit's best song. No, no. It's no Rather Be.

It's no Rather Be. All right, we need to decide between, in reality, Gwen Stefani and The Weeknd. I'm going holler back, girl, all day. Go with your gut, whatever you think. You want to go with The Weeknd? My decision-making in Birthday Banger has been called into question recently, and it's really thrown me through a loop.

So now I'm second-guessing everything. Well, you should never second-guess in Birthday Banger, because Birthday Banger choosing, and as I've told you for years, it's about using your gut, your instinct. What's your instinct say? My instinct says... Hollaback Girl. Then... Hollaback Girl. Then go Hollaback Girl.

Congratulations, Crystal, our Emerald Lady. You've won Birthday Banger. Beautiful. It's a good one. As Gwen says, this shit is bananas. Get it, Crystal. Brie and Clint. Dedicated to Brie Thomasel's feet. When the hell did this happen?

And how did you come across this is the real concern. Great question. You need to ask these questions. I'm not your enemy in this situation, though. Producer Anastasia is actually the one who found the Brie Thomasel. You set up the website, did you? Making a little money off my feet pics, are you? This is making me sound like an actual weirdo.

I was just looking for some publicity shots on google of you and i came up across a photo of myself and i was like that's weird and then i clicked on the website and it was your feet pic gallery where have they gotten enough pictures of my ugly and i mean ugly feet well you say ugly but the people on the website are rating them um they've taken them from largely your social media. So what you don't realize is you're uploading more pics of your feet than you realize. Because I can't even think of one picture I've uploaded of my feet. We're going to bring up some pictures now.

We have a picture of your feet in a spa pool. Oh, that's an old photo, isn't it? That's when you went glamping, I believe. Not a great, yeah, that's glamping. But that's a nude foot. That's what they want. That is a nude foot. On a nude leg, actually.

Yeah. At the end of a nude body, but you can't see the nude body. We've got a picture here, a picture of your feet next to Andy from Hamish and Andy. Why am I not wearing shoes? So in this picture of Bree's feet, which is on wikifeet.com forward slash Bree underscore Thomas. Don't give out the website. You're promoting it.

Bree's feet are severely sunburned. That's why I wasn't wearing shoes. They look like little pink pig's trotters. Don't they? They look terrible. There is a picture of your feet in formal wear, actually. And actually, I feature in this picture of your feet, too. Your feet are covered. My feet are covered. So is Anastasia's, actually. And actually, I feature in this picture of your feet, too. Your feet are covered.

My feet are covered. So is Anastasia's, actually. You're wearing a strappy number on the way to the radio awards. I believe it's the toes that make the foot pics, so that's why they've gone for this one. My toes are out. There's also a picture of your feet fully nude in a chair in Bali. Is that Bali?

No, that was my backyard in Brisbane. Oh, is it? Okay, that's your feet in Brisbane. That's a long time ago. So whatever it is, there's 10 foot pics in total up on this website of you. And I promise you I didn't set up this website. I promise you. You sure?

You making a bit of coin? Someone. I don't think anyone's making money off it. And in fact, they're preventing you from making money. Because they're giving away your foot pics. Someone's texted through and they said, Bree, never give away free feet pictures.

You could be making bank off of them. You could be except that they're scraping your social media and giving them for free. You can still do the really raunchy stuff

where you put like peanut butter in your toes. True, I can still do videos and stuff. Here's some stats they've written about your feet and you can confirm whether this is real or not.

I don't know if I'm ready for this. So wikifeet.com forward slash Bree underscore Thomas L says that you are a size 10. Is that correct? That is spot on. How do they know that? How do they know that? How do they know that? There is somebody working from the inside.

That is weird. They have also rated your feet. Oh no. Well, I know that I don't have good looking feet. Well, on WikiFeet you do a star rating and then it's aggregated out over everybody who votes. Well, there's multiple people voting.

Absolutely. You have to get an average score. One star, ugly feet. Okay. Two stars, bad feet. Okay. Three stars, okay feet. Four stars, nice feet. And five stars. Five stars, beautiful feet. And five stars. Five stars. Beautiful feet.

I'm looking for a three. I'm happy with a three. You're happy with a three? I don't think I'd go any more than a three. Well, the results are live right now on wikifeet.com forward slash Brie underscore Thomas L. Four star feet, baby! Hey! Four stars!

What an achievement! Actually, why are we celebrating this It's weird It's creepy I've got an idea We set a trap for them What You give me your phone

I upload a photo of my foot And we write in the caption from your account On your Instagram Loving my pretty feet today And then see if they fall for it See what that does to your foot rating See if that ends up on your wiki feet page It's a feet trap

I'm keen Let let's do it Got a work dispute here I want to talk about Because this battle has been going on for four years In the courts And it's after an Italian news presenter By the name of Dania Medini Said that her colleague That she was working in an office with had chronic flatulence.

It was noisy. It was repetitive. And there was multiple bodily emissions and she refused to be in the same office as him. What is this Italian lady's name again? Her name's Dania Medini. Dania Medini. I can relate.

Excuse you. I can relate. Four years. Four years in the same room as someone with chronic flatulence. If I recall, you have farted multiple times in the studio. One that was caught on camera. And I've farted about the same amount of times. I keep my flatulence under control.

Thank you very much. You save yours for Instagram stories. I do. I do. There's a purpose, right? Obviously, there was no purpose here. She claims that the managers insisted that she share a room with this man as a part of a campaign of intimidation against her

as a result of professional rivalry. They were trying to keep her down by putting her in the room with Farty McFart pants. Apparently so. There was other multiple colleagues of hers who refused to work in the same office space as this guy. Absolutely. And she was saying that it was all done with tactics. It was all used in tactics to like, you know. It was intentional.

It was intimidating. Put her with the fart guy. Exactly. That'll show her. This is crazy. And I actually have gotten my hands on some, she actually recorded some audio from the office to use in court. You're kidding.

No. So this is the audio that Dania Medini recorded in the office to use in court as a part of evidence. Craig, me scusa. Yes. You got the proposals you sent to my email. I will send them to you soon. Craig, I sent my email. They are ready, I will send them to you soon. Ah, Craig, I can hear you. That wasn't me.

Craig, brutha bestia, you did it great, I can hear you. I am sorry, it is all of the parmesan on my breakfast this morning. I cannot do nothing about it. Craig, I'm going you to the HR. I cannot deal with this. You brutal... I'm sorry, there is nothing I cannot do. It's a stinky.

That's exclusive. This is exclusive. What the actual if was that. I told you that was audio. You made Sous Chef Sam do that. He's only learning. He's on his internship. He shouldn't be subjected to that kind of.

I don't know what you're talking about. That was Dania Medini and the colleague she was saying had a cute flatulence. I apologise to our Italian listeners. Send your feedback to Brie Thomas-El. Look, it's not some of my best, okay? Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC. Get the full menu delivered to your door with the KFC app. Play ZM.