ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 19th May 2023
Episode Date: May 19, 2023Hilarity ensues when Bree and Clint try to out-Fridayoke each other How many remotes are you rocking? How heavy is ya dog Georgia Lines! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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ZM, Brie and Clint.
Good everybody, Brie and Clint, happy Pink Shirt Day.
Happy Pink Shirt Day guys and happy Friday.
Happy Friday.
Happy new Georgia Lines Music Day.
Let me win if you love me.
In case we hadn't expressed it, we're quite big Georgia Lines Music Day. In case we hadn't expressed it,
we're quite big Georgia Lines fans on this show.
Kiwi artists from the Bay of Plenty.
We are such big fans of Georgia Lines.
We're going to have her on the show after 5 o'clock today
to play this brand new song, which is out today.
It's called Monopoly.
It's so good.
Go grab it wherever you get your music.
It's very, very good.
We're also going to add one more item to our cart this afternoon,
the last one at 4 o'clock,
and then you can win all of our items at 5 o'clock.
And we're going to play Friday Jams right up until 5 o'clock,
and we're going to give you a rest from Friday Okie this week
because we didn't record one.
Yeah, there's been a few things going on here in the office.
I think people will be excited that it's not on.
I couldn't have asked for a better week
to not do a Friday Okie.
My vocal cords have just been shot
ever since I went to that wedding in Perth
singing LMNOP at midnight
Fast Times in Tahoe just ripped
my throat to shreds and it still hasn't come back.
Yeah, you need to rest it.
But we won't rest.
Tradie vs Lady because there's $50 cash up for grabs thanks to KFC.
And we're still going to play.
So if you want to give it a crack, call now 0800-DIALS-ATM.
Bree and Clint.
Time for Tradie versus Lady.
Bree and Clint.
Tradie versus Lady.
Score update for everyone following along for the year.
The ladies are still trudging along.
They're on 48 wins for the year.
The tradies playing catch up on 35.
Let's go to our lady first, calling in from Tauranga in the mighty Bay of Plenty.
She's 40 years old and her claim to fame is that she is in a Top Twins DVD.
Get out of here.
Welcome to the show, Nikki.
G'day, Nikki.
Hello.
Hi, guys.
How did that come about, Nikki?
So, funny story.
It was way back when I was highland dancing
for a good 16, 17 years.
And Top Twins, they were at the Tauranga A&P show.
Yeah.
And I would have been all of maybe,
oh, maybe nine, ten years old.
Yeah, cute.
And they managed to get me on film
when I was doing a sword dance on stage.
I love that.
At the Hunger Games.
Have you got the DVD?
No, I don't.
I need to find, I need to get my own copy.
I know if I can actually show my kids.
Hey, I was famous.
Get on Trade Me, Nicky.
It's bound to be out there somewhere.
You're taking on a tradie today.
He's 25 years old.
He's from Christchurch, and he once faked his own birthday
to get a better birthday banger.
Welcome to the show, Hayden.
What?
What's up?
What's up?
Hayden, what?
When was this?
I should have gone with a fake name.
Okay.
Hayden, what was your real birthday banger?
I'm pretty sure it was Pharrell Happy.
Okay.
Oh, I see why you did it.
I see why you did it.
And what was your fake birthday banger?
Everyone Being Complicated.
Oh, how good, Hayden.
I think it won as well.
You made yourself older. Yeah, well, there Hayden. I think it won as well. You made yourself older.
Yeah, well, there's better songs when you're older.
Okay.
I like your way of thinking, Hayden.
Hayden, your buzzer is trading.
Nicole, yours is lady.
First of three correct answers gets our $50 cash today
from our friends at KFC.
Good luck to both of you.
Here we go, guys.
Question number one.
Which bird is often associated with delivering babies?
Cruddy. Yes, Hayden. The old stork. Which bird is often associated with delivering babies? Credit.
Yes, Hayden.
The old stork.
It is a stork.
You might have seen it in Boss Baby.
The old stork.
The old stork.
Nice work.
The tradies are on the board.
It's one point to you.
Question number two.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
Yes, Hayden.
Mitch James. Wow. You song. Yes, Hayden. Mitch James.
Wow.
You are on fire, Hayden.
Nice work.
It is Mitch James.
Two to the tradies.
You need this one here, Nicky, okay?
Yeah.
Question number three.
What is the name of the movie that came out in 1993 about dinosaurs?
The Tradies.
Mayday. Hayden, Trudy. Mayday.
Hayden, for the win.
Not Jurassic Park, is it?
It sure bloody is, mate.
Woo!
Biggest movie of the year in 1993.
Hey, well done, Hayden.
That was a class performance, my friend.
Hey, thank you.
I studied all day for that.
Call up a birthday banger any time again, all right, Aidan?
Do I have to do a real birthday this time?
Bree and Clint.
Clint, there's been a bit of a discussion that's been happening
in my household at the moment.
Yeah.
Because I made quite a big purchase.
Okay.
And there was a, I wouldn't say a disagreement,
there was a discussion about it.
It's not another novelty vehicle or number plate, is it?
Because no one has more novelty vehicles or number plates than Brie Thomas.
I have the most.
Yeah, I mean, I think, no, it's not in that realm.
I'm talking vanute
i'm talking spaceship i'm talking lesh gold number plate you know if you've been listening for a
while you know okay so it's not in the automotive realm no no it's um it's a purchase i'm gonna say
it's a purchase for winter okay you know it's not a weighted blanket is it no no i went down that
that path do you use it no we got rid of it. Right.
I felt like I was in prison.
Yeah.
I was in bed. This is making me more anxious.
It really did.
I was like, I'm in a bed prison right now.
Okay, not a weighted blanket?
No, but my partner grilled me about the cost of my latest purchase,
which was a pair of knee-high leather boots.
Oh, you haven't.
No, they're nice.
They're nice.
I don't understand why
knee-high leather boots are so expensive. My wife
is the same. They're expensive. Oh my god,
hers was so expensive. And they're beautiful
boots. I mean, stunning.
But the moment that calls for a knee-high
leather boot is so few and far
between that the cost per wear on those things is massive.
I'm going to wear them all the time.
What are you talking about?
You're going to wear them to your next dressage event?
To my next snow fight?
No, you wouldn't because you won't want to get them wet.
Yeah, true.
You won't.
Yeah, what if I need to do some horse riding or something?
Anyway, my biggest point within the discussion was that they're not
a crazy purchase. They're an investment for my
future. Yeah, you'll have those boots forever. Exactly. It's like
a leather jacket or it's like a really nice
long winter coat. How much? You tell
me how much your wife's wear and I'll tell you how much mine were.
I have no idea how much my wife's wear.
Also, my wife's not on trial here. My wife didn't bring her boots to the conversation.
Were they north of $300?
Were they north of $400? No.
Were they north of $500? No, no, no. No, no, no, no.
Don't get too crazy.
They were $300.
$380?
Yeah.
$380.
No, no, no.
That's fine as long as you wear them.
And when did you get them?
Recently.
How long ago?
A little while ago.
How long have you had those boots?
Okay, a little while.
I pulled them out of the cupboard, okay?
I haven't worn them before.
I've never seen you wear the boots.
I've never seen you wear those boots.
They're an investment.
They're not an
outrageous purchase.
They're not a silly purchase. They're an investment
for my future. You've fallen into the knee-high
boot trap. And better women than you have, so
don't feel bad. Yeah, I fell into the
trap. But I'm going to wear them heaps this
winter. I'm going to wear the
crap out of them. Anyway,
I love the idea and I
truly believe in this that
you can justify any
purchase if you call
it, like it's an investment.
It's not just a very expensive
purchase. I feel like that sentence is twofold.
It's an investment. I'll have this forever. It's an just a very expensive purchase. I feel like that sentence is twofold. It's an investment.
I'll have this forever.
It's an investment.
I'll have them and wear them forever.
I'll get so much use out of this.
It's an investment.
I will probably not even outlive the life of these boots.
That's how much of an investment they are.
Oh, 800 dials at M or you can text to 9696.
Just like Bree's knee-high boots.
You didn't even bring them in for me to see
for this conversation. That's how much you don't
even want to wear the boots. No, they're expensive. I don't want to get them
dirty or scuff them. What did you justify
as an investment?
Yeah, call us up, call us up and then
sell it to us as an investment
purchase. It's not a
outrageous purchase. It's an investment.
0800 dials at M
or you can text us on 9696.
We're going to be a very supportive group here this afternoon.
Bree and Clint.
Clint, I am feeling the love.
I am feeling the support for my latest extravagant, I mean, investment.
Investment purchase.
My investment purchase.
A pair of knee-high boots, leather boots.
Yes.
Which you told us were what? How much did you admit to? $380. $380. My investment purchase. A pair of knee-high boots, leather boots. Yes. Which you told us were, what, how much did you admit to?
$380.
$380.
There's a lot of speculation that you can even buy a decent pair of knee-high leather boots for $380.
That's just an observation that I've made.
They're on sale.
Okay.
I'm not going to probe any deeper.
I'm just going to say.
Let's just move on.
I just don't want to lead people listening to this show
astray who think they only need to save up
$380 to get leather boots
like yours, I just don't want to misrepresent
Let's just move on
I love this text that came through
someone said, sorry, were you talking
about knee high leather boots?
If so, hell yeah, every girl
should have a pair of knockout CFM
boots I bought my knee high boots over 20 years ago If so, hell yeah. Every girl should have a pair of knockout CFM boots.
I bought my knee-high boots over 20 years ago.
They cost $400.
See?
Investment.
$400 20 years ago.
Let's move on.
Let's go to the phones.
They did say I thrashed them to death.
Total investment.
Yeah, it is.
It's an investment.
It's not an extravagant purchase.
Let's see what people are justifying by saying it's an investment.
Jackie's here.
Hi, Jackie.
Hi, Jackie.
Hi, how are you?
Good, thanks.
Jackie, what's definitely an investment purchase you've made?
I think anybody who owns a pair of these would say so.
RM Williams.
Ah, leather boots.
I've got a pair of those too.
I've got a pair of those too I've got a pair of those too
Just one
You've got a pair and you're complaining about her knee highs
For 380
You can't give a pair of RM's
For less than 600 bucks
But Jackie this is not about me
This is about Bree
I've seen Clint wear his once
I wore them to that wedding last week
I wear them all the time.
Jackie, you're spot on, mate.
RM Williams boots are an investment.
My partner runs a few different pairs.
One for the rugby club, one for doing jobs,
and then one for, you know, going out to weddings and stuff.
As good pair as everyday pair.
Yep, I see where you're coming from.
Yeah, totally.
It's an investment. Kat's here. Yep, I see where you're coming from. Yeah, totally. It's an investment.
Kat's here.
Hi, Kat.
Hi, Kat.
Hey.
Tell us, Kat,
what was an investment purchase,
not an extravagant purchase?
Our investment purchase
was a $200 rubbish bin.
So, no.
Does it turn the rubbish...
It has a 10-year...
It has a 10-year warranty.
Now, how many rubbish bins have you bought from Kmart in the last five years?
Kat, are you trying to sell us one of these rubbish bins?
Did you have to pay extra for the warranty?
No, it comes printed on the box.
What does the rubbish do?
Does it turn the rubbish into food?
What's it doing?
Did you have to keep the box?
You said the warranty's on the box.
Do you still have the box for your $200 rubbish bin?
You take a picture of your receipt.
Kat, we should not be judging.
I hear you, and I agree.
It's an investment.
How much have you spent on Kmart rubbish bins?
I know you said that.
You're spot on, Kat.
You're spot on, and I totally endorse your purchase.
I love how she was on the offensive straight away.
No, listen.
Okay, listen.
Thank you, Kat.
We really appreciate it.
Someone said, I just bought my dream gold chain,
parted with a lot of money, but it's an investment piece.
You will have that forever.
My dad, back in the 80s, had saved up every bit of money he had,
which was $2,000.
So this is back in the 80s.
And he gave it to his younger brother who was travelling to Italy,
back to their home country.
And my dad said, can you buy me a gold chain worth $2,000?
How is your dad?
50 cents?
Well, they're Italian.
Every Italian has a gold chain.
If you're a wog, you would know.
And anyway, my dad still has that gold chain today,
and I think it's nearly worth $10,000.
Whoa.
Yeah, it's like a lot of gold.
Have you got dibs on it?
Yeah, shotgun.
Yeah, shotgun.
Let's talk to Kirsty.
Kia ora, Kirsty.
Hi, Kirsty. Hi, how are you? Yeah, shotgun. Yeah, shotgun. Let's talk to Kirsty. Kia ora, Kirsty. Hi, Kirsty.
Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. What was
your investment purchase,
Kirsty? Okay, so
I got told by
my lawyer. She was
like, you know, you've got a lot going on.
You're bringing the lawyer into it already.
My lawyer came in on this and she was like,
you need to buy yourself a little dog.
It's really going to help keep your mind off things.
So I went and bought a miniature dachshund.
Kirsty, how much was the dog?
Well, we sold it to my partner.
And I got my kids involved and everything.
And she was like,
Marcelle, we've saved $500 on the dog.
And he was just going,
oh God, we've got too many dogs as it is.
Wait, wait, wait.
You already had dogs.
How many dogs do you have?
Oh, yeah, but we don't have, like, a little inside dog.
Like, the other dogs are great dogs, but they're all outside dogs.
They're not investment dogs, are they?
They're just normal dogs.
You know, you need dogs for the outside and dogs for the inside.
This one, I told my boss,
I'm trying to convince my boss to let me take her to field days as well.
And I said, they're like, not about it.
They're like, no, because we sell dog food.
No, you're not taking a sausage dog to field days, Kirsty.
Well, we've got to because we sell dog food.
I was like, duh, we need to take her to field days.
Just put the dog in a swan dry and it'll be good to go.
No worries.
Someone just texted her and said, my latest
investment was
a thousand dollar Louis Vuitton
earrings.
How are you passing these
off to your partner? This is great. Well, maybe you don't have
one. Maybe you're just free and easy.
Someone said, my investment purchase
was my husband.
I mean, that's a big
investment. Last one, Zoe. Hi, Zoe. Hi, Zoe. Hi, guys. Tell us, mean, that's a big, big investment. Last one, Zoe.
Hi, Zoe.
Hi, Zoe.
Hi, guys.
Tell us, Zoe.
It's a safe space.
I'm a health investment.
What?
Okay, this is going to be good.
Okay.
This is going to be good.
Yeah.
I went on one fun run that my friend had to organise for work.
I hate exercise.
I'd never experienced endorphins.
And then 30 minutes after the run, I found myself in Combe.
I bought $300 running shoes, Lululemon luggings,
Lululemon jumper, and to top it all off, a brand new Apple Watch.
Oh, my God.
So you went all out on the health purchases.
And since then, how many runs have you been on?
Oh, let's not talk about it.
I've been busy.
Still brewing.
The Apple Watch hasn't been that busy, has it?
It has not.
Let's not talk about it.
Zoe, you are the definition of all the gear, no idea.
Absolutely.
At least you look good, though.
Your secret is safe with us, my friend.
Thanks, mate.
Are you sure you want to do this?
There's no going back after this.
Well.
So we've had a bit of an issue where our production engineer, Sam,
who's incredible and makes Friday Oki for us every week.
He has been away sick with sick kids all week,
so we haven't been able to make a Friday-oke.
But then it's so hard because I feel like people are disappointed
because, you know, it is a bit of a laugh on a Friday.
So to make it up to them,
we've decided to pick our worst Friday-okes of all time.
Is that inappropriate?
Is that an appropriate...
Is that a good trade-off?
Is that a good trade-off?
I think it's fine.
Can you play the Friday Oki
Open up
Yeah I can play the Friday Oki
Hang on alright
Ladies and gentlemen
Rian Clint's
Friday Oki
We do apologise
That there isn't a new one this week
But you know this is just as good.
We've never done this before, can I say.
We've never gone back into the archives...
No.
..and played old Friday Okies.
Some of these you might not have even heard.
I've picked mine.
Do you want me to go first for you?
You go first.
OK, I've picked mine for you.
I feel like I know what...
So let me just...
A bit of mine for you. I feel like I know what I'm... So let me just a bit of background for you.
This was the
second Friday Oki
ever. Oh no.
That we did.
And it's one of my... No, does this still
exist? And it's one of my personal
favourites from Clint.
Oh, it's hot and cold, isn't it? It's Katy Perry.
Hot and
cold.
And here he is, Clinton Roberts.
Find Breeze Driver's license and find it right now.
Find her.
Oh, I don't think this will ever get replayed.
You change your mind like a girl changes clothes.
Yeah, you pee a mess like a bitch, I would know.
And you overthink, always speak cryptically.
Here comes the best part.
I should know that you're no good for me.
Cause you're hot, then you're cold. You're yes, then you're no. You're in, then you're out. Oh my god want to stay? No! But you don't really want to get out!
Oh my
God, that was such a good
pick from me.
I feel like I like to think that I've come a long
way since then.
There's the odd stumble.
Oh, my God.
My mouth hurts from smiling so much.
Someone on the text machine said,
ha, ha, ha, this was an excellent choice, Brie.
Claudia, you better have found Brie's driver's licence.
I couldn't find it.
I don't want to let you down.
No.
I can't find it.
She's deleted it.
She's deleted it.
She's deleted it. I don deleted it. She's deleted it.
I don't know how to delete things, okay?
There's so many other ones in here, but I just can't find that one.
Oh, God, that was so good.
I'm out of time.
I'm just going to have to go with one that I think.
I'm picking this based on how bad the hook was.
I'm so glad that my driver's license one has gone missing.
Suspicious.
To have to relive that would be the worst.
This is not a real Friday Okie this week.
It's an Archives Friday Okie.
We're looking back at our greatest...
No, not greatest.
Our greatest fails.
Greatest acts.
Yeah.
I'm going to go with...
You've got to make it good because my choice was a ripper. I'm going to go with You've got to make it good because my choice was a ripper.
I'm going to go with Breeze Harry Styles.
Is this bad?
I don't know.
I'm under pressure.
This wasn't that bad.
Golden, golden, golden
As I open my eyes.
Hold it, focus, hope and take me back to the light.
I know you were way too bright for me.
I'm hopeless, broken, so you waved for me in the sky.
Brown's my skin, just right.
You're so golden.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, it was fine.
A couple of flat notes, a couple of bad notes, but you're...
I wasn't too embarrassed by that one.
Yeah, I know, okay?
That was a shocking choice from you.
There's so many bad ones to pick from too.
What do you reckon out of your head is your worst one?
I mean, the ones that I know scared people
were definitely Dance Monkey, Tones and I.
Yeah, weirdly that one's not available either.
Billie Eilish, Bad Guy scared a lot of people too.
Which I know that they're still in the system
because we played them not that long ago.
Yeah, right.
Yeah.
Yeah, the bad guy Billy Eilish was one of my worst by a long way.
All right, well, nice to look back, eh?
I had fun.
It's good to see how far you've come.
I had a great time.
I went and said,Mayo Bree Wins.
Bree and Clint.
Would I have been allowed to play the Jessie J domino clip?
Would that have counted?
No, that's not fair because that was live.
I know.
It was live.
I just feel like I missed an opportunity.
Yeah.
I think you really stuffed up.
I think you really missed it.
Well, all we can hope is.
If you had another shot, what would you play?
I would do, if I had time,
I would do everything I could to find driver's license.
I would go into the hard drives and the archives and everything.
I can remember my confidence really taking a real bad hit
when we played that one out.
Yeah.
And people were crying with laughter.
It was that bad.
But I thought there's enough distance between it now
that you could laugh about it too.
Oh, I was laughing, but it also, I gave myself the ick.
You know where it is?
It is online.
Is it? In a video.
Right. And our reactions as
it's playing out, if you remember.
Claudia, you know what you need to do, okay?
Hey, like, I don't
know if you've heard, guys, but I'm training
for a big charity event.
It's coming, it's actually
getting quite close now. It's coming up very
quickly. When is it? It's on the 27th
of May, so it's not this Saturday, but
next Saturday. Right, and you're walking 50
kilometres. Attempting to
walk 50 kilometres. You need to drop
the attempting. I'm walking
50 kilometres with Dame
Susan Devoy, and it's all
for this amazing... Sorry, go on.
It's all for this amazing charity called Sweet
Louise, and they look after...
It's a small charity, and they look after, it's a small charity
and they look after women and their families
who have incurable breast cancer.
Yeah.
And they do this thing in May where it's 50K in May
and anyone can raise money.
You're meant to do it across the whole month.
Well, you are, but you can also do it in one day
and we're trying to raise as much awareness and noise.
So I've been going on heaps and heaps of walks lately
around my neighbourhood to train for it.
Yeah.
And the training's not going well.
I mean, I'm trying to walk at least like 6 to 7 k's a day.
But like on the weekends, I try and do 10 to 15 a day.
Yeah.
But.
You're not following a plan though.
I mean, who needs a plan though?
Like, but anyone I ever know who's trained for a marathon, they like, you build in waves
and there's like this thing that they do.
What?
Marathon?
Yeah.
Marathon.
I'm walking.
I'm not running.
No, I know that.
I'm not running.
But you were going further than a marathon.
Okay.
Let's not talk about that.
Okay.
All right.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Anyway, the thing that I've realized, because I've been training for over a month now,
is that you get to know the people in your area who also-
The walkers.
The walkers, you know?
I found this in lockdown.
Yeah.
It's quite nice.
It was actually my favourite part of lockdown.
Yeah, it's really quite nice because you kind of get to know people
and then I've ended up making a few friends
and then I've walked with a few people and there's this one woman
in my neighbourhood who I absolutely adore and it's because she has dogs
because I'm always walking with my dogs and so when other people have dogs,
you stop and you talk to them.
But this woman's dogs, I believe she has like four dogs
but she's only ever walking two at one time.
Right.
And one of her dogs is an Irish wolfhound.
Okay.
Now, if you don't know anything about an Irish wolfhound,
they're one of the biggest dogs in the dog family.
Oh, whoa, that thing's massive.
They are humongous.
And as a kid, we had an Irish wolfhound crossed with a bullmastiff.
So I always talked to her about this dog.
But it's one of those dogs when you see it, it doesn't look real.
It looks like that dragon from the Never Ending.
What is it?
Yeah, Atreyu.
Is that the dragon's name?
Atreyu.
Or was that the horse?
What was it called?
Never Ending Story?
Yeah, Never Ending Story.
Kind of looks like that.
It's so big that it doesn't look real.
And I was talking to her the other day and I said, how much?
Because it's a male.
These dogs, when they stand on their hind legs and put their hands up,
they're taller than like a fully grown man.
100%.
Yeah.
They're enormous.
And I said to her, how much does he weigh?
Because it's a boy.
And she said, he normally fluctuates between 80 and 84 kilos.
That dog's as heavy as I am.
It's a fully grown man.
Like, it's so big.
I'm a six foot two man and that's how much I weigh.
If you've never seen one of these dogs in real life,
it's just, it's actually amazing.
Like, they're just such beautiful animals
and they've got the kindest nature.
You know what I always think when I see a dog of that size?
What?
Imagine the poos.
Oh, it'd be enormous.
Yeah, it'd be like a fully grown man was coming
and doing a big turd on your lawn.
Imagine the bags.
You'd have to take a full on plastic grocery bag
to pick up the poos.
Can't get a plastic grocery bag anymore.
So imagine all these people that own these Irish Wolfhounds.
They would have been devastated.
I thought we could ask people because I'm real interested.
There will be people listening that have an Irish Wolfhound.
Or a Leon Berger.
Or maybe a, what's Beethoven?
Burmese Mountain Dog?
No, what is he?
No, no.
What's Beethoven?
Oh, my God.
He's a.
Beethoven the dog. He's a. Come No. What is he? No. No. What's Beethoven? Oh, my God. He's a... Beethoven the dog.
He's a...
Come on.
What is he?
Ross used to have one.
Saint Bernard.
Saint Bernard.
Saint Bernard.
A Great Dane.
Yeah.
I want to know...
Or just a really fat Labrador.
Yeah, or a really fat Labrador.
How heavy and how big is your dog?
Yeah.
Do you have a gigantic dog?
Now's the time to flex your stats on us.
Yes.
0800 dial ZM or you can text to 9696
and we'll find out how heavy your dog is on the show.
How heavy's your dog?
How heavy's your dog? How heavy's your dog?
This is going to be horrible.
We'll get you on next.
Where did you find that?
No!
I got my driver's license last week.
Just like we always talked about.
Because you were so excited for me.
To finally drive up to your house.
But today I drove through the suburbs. No, I just won! Oh, God!
No, I just won!
Oh, God!
So slut! She's so much older than me She's everything I'm insecure about Today I drove through the suburbs
Cause how could I ever love someone else
Oh my god, so much worse than I remember
And I know we weren't perfect
But I never felt this way for no one.
And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay now that I'm gone.
Trust it.
Guess you didn't mean what you wrote in the song about me.
Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street.
Tick tock, get in, bitches.
I'm so sweaty.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry and I love you.
I hate you so much.
Don't look me in the eyes.
It's so much worse than I remember. It's so much. Don't look me in the eyes. It's so much worse than I remember.
So bad.
We'd still love to know however your dog is.
Bree and Clint.
But first, we want to know,
what did you think of Bree's driver's license song?
It was so much worse than I remember.
Just kidding.
We're just going to jam that one in there. Yeah, we just, let's move on.
Okay, let's move on. We're talking about...
If our radio coach is listening,
we understand that was a bit all over the
place, but the opportunity presented itself
and I could not not take it.
Yeah, no, I'm so glad that
you and the producers took the
opportunity. We colluded against you.
Yeah, no, it was great.
I really enjoyed it for a Friday. We're talking against you. Yeah, no, it was great. I really enjoyed it for
a Friday. We're talking
about this dog in my neighbourhood
who is
very large. It's
an Irish Wolfhound, about 80
to 85 kilos. When Bree
saw it, she went, that's a huge bitch!
Well, it's male.
Oh, is it? Yeah, it's a male dog.
What do you call a male dog? I don't know.
Oh, that's a good question.
We've been so focused on bitches.
Yeah, it's a great question.
We never even thought.
Claudia's going to check it for us.
Claudia, what do you call a male dog?
This article says a male dog is called a dog.
Sexism.
Sexism extends to dogs.
Who would have thought?
So we've asked you guys, do you have a really big dog?
I've got a big-ass dog.
And how big?
Let's talk to Greg first.
Kia ora, Greg.
G'day, Greg.
How are you going?
Good, thanks, Greg.
I saw a doggy running, Greg.
It was a while ago, back when I was a bit younger,
and it was a family dog.
We had an English master called Winston.
Called what?
Called what, did you say, Greg?
Winston.
Oh, that's such a cute name.
They've got really big heads, don't they?
They do.
They have ginormous heads and big jowls.
And he was actually named from my father after Winston Churchill
because of the big jowls he's got.
He looks like Winston Churchill.
I know these dogs.
I feel like they have been in lots of cartoons or movies or something.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. That's what my childhood dog was crossed with.
Okay, let's find out.
Bull Mastiff cross wolfhound.
Greg, with the big English Mastiff, how big are we talking?
He topped out at 98 kilos.
Jeez Louise!
And when he got to 98, were you guys like, just a little bit more?
Just a little bit more.
Come on, just two more kilos.
He said around 94, 96, but then when he was a bit unhealthy, he got to 98.
Crack the tongue.
Crack the tongue.
His old man actually got to 104.
Oh, yeah, okay.
Wow.
Can I ask, Greg, was he fixed?
Was he spayed?
Yeah, he was.
Oh, because I was just wondering how big
was his ball sack?
It would have been
The testes would be the extra two kilos
you were missing. Would have been a couple of soccer
balls on the back of that dog.
There was a kilo on each ball he was
eating.
He could have
made a thousand puppies, that guy.
Beautiful. Okay, thank you, Greg.
Thank you for sharing.
Let's go to Tara who's called up.
Hi, Tara.
Hi, Tara.
Hi, how are you?
Good, thanks.
You had a big dog.
It was a great day, wasn't it?
Yeah, and he was very famous around Mount Eden
and then we moved to Remuera and people would stop.
We'd have to take sort of an extra 20 minutes
every time we went for a walk.
Your dog was so impressive impressive it would stop traffic.
It would.
Well, we actually had three nose to tails with people staring at the dog
and people crashing into the back of each other.
I thought you were talking about dogs going nose to tail,
but you're talking about cars.
How tall was this dog?
When he was standing on all fours, like not up on his hind legs, how tall?
Like seven foot. When you're up on his hind legs. When he was standing on all fours, like not up on his hind legs, how tall? Like seven foot, when you're up on his hind legs.
Oh, seven foot when he was up on his back legs.
Wow.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What was his name, Tara?
Kobe Bryant.
Actually, no, Tane, as in Tane Mahuta.
Tane Mahuta.
Oh, nice.
God of the forest, yeah.
Biggest tree in the forest.
Biggest tree in the forest.
All right, Tara, how big was your great dame?
We thought he was pretty big
until we heard the last caller but he was a good
94 kgs. Wow! Don't be discouraged
Tara, you still had a 94
kilo dog. I don't want you to
leave here thinking that you had some kind of handbag
dog. No, and I'll tell you what
when he did die
just last year and then we
didn't think he ate a lot
and then we realised how many leftovers we
actually had in the family.
We realised that there was
a reason he was 94 kg.
Because they say big dogs don't
live very long. How long did Tane live for?
He actually did really well. He was
nearly 10 when he died.
We were excited because our previous program
was only 7 and a half.
That's incredible, can I say, Tara.
The care you must have given that dog.
They don't live till they're 10.
That's incredible.
Well, apparently they were bred for hunting,
but that was well and truly bred out by the time we got Tara.
Yeah, he's a big softie.
Can I ask, Tara, because I always hear,
because my friend has a great Dane,
and she always says that they're actually amazing house dogs.
Oh, yeah.
They're lazy, so they don't actually.
So when you walk, you're actually kind of dragging them along.
They don't walk fast.
That's what I've always said.
If I had a nice little townhouse, what I would want would be a 7-foot,
94-kilo dog.
People do.
That's perfect for that space.
People do.
Tara, have you got another one?
Are you going to get another one?
No, no.
I do get numerous hosts of different dogs from my daughter,
which happen to be like sausage dogs and pugs and stuff.
So I can see us going from one extreme to the other,
but I can't see my husband falling for that one.
He's like, I would drop kick that dog.
Fair enough.
Thanks, Tara.
That's such a good story.
There you go.
Big dogs, everybody.
Big dogs.
Bree and Clint.
Hey, how good is it when you get on a flight
and you know that there's no one sitting next to you
and you just have that seat beside you?
It is one of those little joys in life.
It's like an upgrade, isn't it?
Yeah, absolutely it's an upgrade. Especially if you're flying long
haul. Yeah. Qantas
have announced that they'll let you pay a little
bit extra to make sure that the seat
beside you is definitely empty
on your flight, which is great for
well, it's especially good
for introverts, you know? People who
are so scared of having
to interact with another person in the real
world, You know?
The people who put their AirPods in the second that they sit down.
No, they sit down with their AirPods in,
just so they can avoid ever having to say hello to anybody. Before even getting on the plane, they have their AirPods in.
It's specifically on...
That's you, by the way.
I've seen you on flights.
What?
We've travelled quite a lot.
Clint, always, before you get on the plane,
you will always have your earbuds in.
Do I?
Yeah.
Do you know that about yourself?
I haven't noticed about myself.
And a lot of the time,
especially if it's in the colder months,
you'll have this massive puffer jacket on
and then you'll have your hood on.
Oh, that's because I go to sleep.
As soon as I sit down,
it's because I go to sleep the second I get up.
Yeah, it's like being in a sleeper.
Anyway, you're going to be able to pay between $30 and $60
to guarantee that there's no one in a seat next to you.
It's only on domestic routes,
which means you probably won't get it in New Zealand yet.
But a great thing for Air New Zealand to do, possibly.
Yeah, I think it's a great option,
especially, you know, if the plane isn't full.
That's what it is.
So you're not going to be able to do it until 48 hours before the flight.
Yeah, so if the plane's not full full but they can make a bit of extra money
and people can get, you know, what they want with an extra seat next to them.
How gutted would you be though?
So you, you've got the notification 48 hours before,
you've got a window seat, you're like, oh yeah, I can pay my 60 bucks,
get the seat next to me empty, don't talk to anybody,
I can spread out a little bit.
You do it and then the person on the third seat across
puts all their stuff in the seat that you've paid to have empty.
Yeah, what happens?
How do you deal with that?
Do you say, I've paid for that seat?
Excuse me, I paid for that empty seat.
I paid for that seat.
I want to put my legs there.
You technically could.
Yeah, well, you could.
But awkward.
You've paid for that seat so you don't have to talk to anybody.
Someone texted her and said Air New Zealand do offer this.
Do they?
They said they do offer this.
They have for ages.
Oh.
Okay.
Suck on that, Qantas.
Just kidding, Qantas.
Love you.
I've never, I never knew that because that's something that I,
if I wanted to go to sleep on a flight.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's a great upgrade.
Is it $30 or is it $60? It's between $30 and $60. So it sleep on a flight. Yeah. Yeah. That's a great upgrade. Is it $30 or is it $60?
It's between $30 and $60.
So it depends on the flight.
I think the more expensive the flight or whatever it is,
or maybe the fewer seats there are.
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, gotcha.
There you go.
There's some uninformed aviation news
from New Zealand's leading aviation news-based radio show.
Do your research.
Someone said Air New Zealand do this for flights to Australia. International. Oh, my God. Do your research. Someone said Air New Zealand do this for flights
to Australia. International.
Oh my God, do your research, Clinton.
Brianne Clint.
2023, we need to start talking about
getting rid of extra
remotes in the living room.
Yeah, I told you I had four before.
Yeah, I'm disgusted by that.
Yeah, I spent quite a lot of money
on a really fancy universal remote
to try and run everything out of the same way.
Did it work?
Yeah, it did for a little bit.
But then I tried to add the heat pump to it as well.
And the whole thing just, oh my God, it was an absolute disaster.
The universal remote was like $450.
Yeah, geez, that's expensive.
I would have been better just to save my money and upgrade my TV.
Yeah.
Eventually.
Yeah, TVs can do it all these days.
We've asked you guys on 0800DIALS at M,
is it you or maybe someone you know that has a lot of remotes in the living room?
Glenn's here.
Hi, Glenn.
G'day, Glenn.
How are we doing today?
Good, thanks, Glenn.
Is it you or someone you know that has a heap of remotes?
Well, yeah, somebody, well, kind of including me a few years ago,
yeah, my parents.
Okay, yeah, it's always the parents.
How many remotes were they running?
Well, so it was five EV remotes that were associated with TV.
Five?
I had a couple of Xbox controllers lined up there as well.
What, Glenn, what did all five remotes do?
What were their different jobs?
Do you remember?
Yeah.
So this was back before the widescreen sort of came about.
So there was one for the TV.
Yeah.
And then in the TV cabinet, there was a stereo for bumping up the sound on the TV. Yeah. And then in the TV cabinet there was a stereo
for bumping up the sound
on the TV.
Yep.
And also
they had VCR.
Oh yeah.
Of course.
From the early days.
A DVD player.
Okay.
Yep, this is making sense now,
Glenn.
Did you have Sky?
Yes.
Okay, Sky remote, yeah.
I think, yep, that's five.
And you two Xbox
remote.
The Xbox controllers back
then wouldn't have even been cordless either.
So he would have had this big wire coming
across his lounge onto the ground.
Can you imagine? By the time you got everything
working and on, it'd be bedtime.
Lisa's here.
Hi, Lisa.
Hi, Lisa.
G'day, guys.
How you doing?
Good.
Thanks, Lisa.
Tell us, mate, how many remotes?
Well, now I've just heard the previous gentleman talking about Xboxes,
and I'm sitting there going, oh, no, not those two.
So that tells me I've got three remotes on the coffee table.
Yeah.
I've got the AC remote on the wall.
Yeah. But we actually control the AC unit by an app on our phone.
Yeah.
Nice.
And then we've got the Xbox.
But I just wish it would all run off my Alexa.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just hook it all up to Alexa.
Make her do the work, Lisa.
Some people can do that.
It's beyond me.
Yeah, just like my light bulbs.
They'll all run by Alexa.
The thing about these remotes is they were meant to make our life
easier. They were meant to be like
one click and everything is sorted for you.
But the number of buttons on some of them,
it's like you need a degree to understand
how to work some of these things. I struggle
to actually just even get my TV to turn
on properly, so I generally look at the kids and go
yeah, not me.
Lisa, you'll love this text
that someone sent through.
They said, my in-laws lost their TV remote,
so they downloaded an app to use on their phones.
But when I go over to their house, I just couldn't watch TV at all because I don't have the app.
That sounds like us.
Why is every TV different?
Why is every system different? Why is every system different?
Like if you're a house sitting for somebody, you just hope.
And it's the same if you're at an Airbnb.
Yeah.
You just hope that there are instructions on how to work the TV.
Airbnbs, I think, are pretty savvy these days.
They just make it so it's real basic.
Yeah.
Or else people...
They give you as little as possible.
Yeah.
There's a TV over there.
It doesn't get any channels, but use it if you want.
I love the Airbnbs when you go there and they've got their Netflix signed in.
Oh, and you can just watch it.
And I always go into their most recently watched just to see what they're watching
so I can tell what type of people I've hired this Airbnb off.
Then go watch some real weird stuff, eh, to mess with the algorithm.
I always do.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's so good. Not because do. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Good.
Not because you want to watch it or anything.
Bree and Clint.
Time is waiting.
You only get one second of a song. No hesitating.
You only got one second.
Oh, one second.
Weekly song guessing game where you and I go head to head
trying to guess songs as fast as we can.
But we don't do it alone.
No, we don't.
We have a teammate with us.
And Ava, you're going to be on my team this afternoon.
G'day.
Hi.
Ava, what's your favourite artist, Ava?
Oh, yeah.
I really like Harry Styles.
I mean, how good.
All right, lock that in.
You're going to go up against me and Jade.
Cue to Jade.
G'day, Jade.
Hi.
Same question, Jade.
Who is your favourite artist?
Harry Styles.
Harry Styles.
Well, you wouldn't believe it, girls.
It's a special Harry Styles edition.
No, it's not.
Oh, boom.
We're going to make a name for it.
Me and you, bro.
We actually don't know the theme.
Claudia's here.
She runs the game. Hi, Claudia. Hello. to meet you, bro. We actually don't know the theme. Claudia's here. She runs the game.
Hi, Claude.
Hello.
Happy Friday.
Happy Friday.
Oh, good.
Do you want to know the theme?
Yes.
So these are all songs.
It's a bit niche.
They all start with spoken word.
Oh.
Oh, okay.
Oh, interesting.
Okay.
Yeah.
Quite recognisable.
Yeah.
There's something in this for everyone.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm trying to think of one off the top of my head.
Sunshine.
Sunshine?
Sunshine?
It's a Harry Styles song.
We wouldn't know it.
Okay, Claude, let's do this thing.
Great.
So this is the one second song challenge.
I'm going to start a song from the beginning.
You just need to buzz in with your name and tell me the artist and the name of the song.
Brie and Clint, you're going to go first.
Got it.
Here's your song.
Brie. Oh, no. You don't get that. That's song. Brie and Clint, you're going to go first. Got it. Here's your song. Brie.
Oh, no, you don't get that.
That's mine.
That was the Clint one.
That is Usher.
Confessions?
No.
That's Usher Burns.
It is.
I knew it was one of them.
It was that one or the other one.
Yeah, you had to give it a go.
You weren't allowed that one.
I didn't win.
Relax.
I threw that one in specifically for you, Clint.
Don't worry, there's a free one coming up.
You've got this, Ava.
You got it.
So that's how the game's done.
Ava and Jade, are you ready?
Hold on to this inside.
Yeah.
Okay, Ava and Jade, buzz in with your name
if you can tell me what this song is.
It doesn't matter if you love him.
Jade.
Jade.
La La Gaga.
Born This Way.
Yeah.
That was mine.
You gave mine to the girls.
Nice work Jade
You crushed that
It doesn't matter if you love him
Or H.I.M
Banger
Not to put the pressure on Brie
Ava if I don't get this one
We're out okay
You can bring it back here
We can do it Ava
This is the song I've put in for you
No pressure
Buzzing only if you know it is the song I've put in for you. Okay. No pressure.
Okay.
Buzzing only if you know it. Okay.
Bree and Clint, this one's for you.
Bree.
It is.
Cermex a lot.
Baby got back.
Yes.
Yes!
I literally just buzzed as soon as I could because I thought I'd know it and I didn't.
That was amazing.
Ava, we're still in this game, my friend.
Okay.
You've got to get this one though. You've got to get this one though,
Ava. All the pressure is on you here.
Oh my God. Okay, deep
breaths, guys. Here we go. This is your song, Ava.
And Jade, for you.
Oh.
Yeah.
Can I sing it?
Yeah, of course you can.
But you can't answer by singing it.
As soon as you know it, Buzzard.
Starts with M.
It's got the name of the song coming up.
Ava.
Ava.
Make me try?
No.
Oh, you were so...
It was right there.
You don't know it, Jade, either?
No, not a clue.
No.
With no points there, that's Mika and Grace Kelly, right?
Mika, Grace Kelly.
That was a hard one. All right, we're looking at a draw or a victory to Jade and I.
This one could go either way.
You can both do it.
Okay.
But who's going to get it first?
Here's your song.
Free.
Come on, quit the TV.
I know, but she buzzes in too fast
She buzzes in before she's even heard the song
Is it Shaggy?
Wasn't me
Yes
I had to draw which means everyone gets KFC chicken dollars
Best result possible
Nice work everyone
That was good
Those are all great songs
They were great ones
ZM Bree and Clint
That's Rima and Selena Gomez
Let's calm down
We've just been digging in the
Friday Oaky archives
There's a chance we're going to do a
what's the opposite of a greatest hit?
A greatest
the greatest misses. The greatest X.
The greatest X. If you want to
text through on 9696
if there is a Friday Oki that
you can remember from either Clint
or myself that you just
remember it being so
bad. So bad.
Can you please text them through because Clint's gonna
pick one for me and I'll pick one for him.
Yeah. I'll be in charge of the
Brie one. Like I may choose this one.
I am Nicki Minaj. I'm back the dudes up.
Back the coots up. Enjoy you.
Got my heart beat running away.
I might choose something else.
Well, now you have to play one of your
bad ones. That's only fair.
Go and play your Nicki Minaj.
I don't know where my Nicki Minaj is.
Okay, yeah, all right.
You could choose this.
I am Clintie Minaj.
I make the dudes up.
Back hoops up and fuck the hoops up.
You got my heartbeat running away.
I literally said to you.
It's kind of like the catalogue that you see how bad these actually are. I literally said to you before, I was like, you look through the catalogue and you see how bad these actually are.
I literally said to you before, I was like,
you're playing all the bad ones, where are the good ones?
And you were like, there is no good ones.
Where are the good ones?
All right, before that...
But first things first, yeah.
Yeah, we've got to do Birthday Banger before we do that
and this is where you call us up, tell us your birthday
and we figure out what was the number one song on your 16th.
We'll start with Luke.
You got it, Luke.
G'day, Luke.
Hey, guys.
How you going?
Good, thanks.
How's your week been, Luke?
Oh, you know, pretty good.
Just work.
Nothing special.
Fair enough.
Well, good weekend to hit then, I reckon.
Good to get to a Friday.
What's your birthday, mate?
10th of the 10th, 1987.
All right.
That means you were 16, Luke, in 2003.
And back on your 16th birthday, this was number one.
Shut up, I'll get.
I can see Luke belly dancing in a crop top and some low-rise jeans to this song on his 16th birthday.
Can you breathe?
Absolutely.
If I know Luke.
With his little belly button piercing.
I can see myself doing that too.
Yeah. I quite like
that song from Beyonce and Sean Paul.
It's a really good one. It's good.
Wait there, Luke. We're going to do a birthday banger
for Julie. Kia ora, Julie.
Hi, how are you?
Good, thanks. How's your week
been out of 10, Julie?
Oh, about an 8, I guess.
We're into Friday now. That's pretty good, Julie. Oh, about an eight, I guess. We're into Friday now.
Pretty good.
That's pretty good, Julie.
Can't complain about an eight.
Pretty good.
Can't complain.
Tell us your birthday, Julie.
15th of January, 1971.
All right, Julie, that means you were 16 in 1987.
And on the 15th of Jan in 87, this was number one.
Won't you take me to a funky town?
Won't you take me to the echo?
Funky town.
Won't you take me to the echo?
Funky town.
Julie, what are you?
That's a good song.
That's a good song.
I can just see Julie back in the 80s taking people to funky town.
You know it.
Yeah.
I like that one, Julie. That song came out the year Luke was it. Yeah. I like that one, Julie.
That song came out the year Luke was born.
Yeah.
Let's go to Stacey for the last birthday banger.
Kia ora, Stace.
G'day, Stace.
Kia ora, guys.
How are you?
Good, thanks.
How are you going, Stacey?
Yeah, not too bad, not too bad.
You got the weekend off?
Oh, I sure have.
I'm looking forward to that Friday night wine.
Oh, you and me both, Stacey.
Bree's already had hers.
Yeah.
I just had one wine, though, on a Friday,
and by one, I mean the bottle.
Nice one.
Yes.
Stacey, what's your birthday?
24th of the 1st, 1985.
All right, that means you were 16 in 2001.
And let me take you back to your 16th with this one.
Limp Bizkit, Stacey.
From the album The Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavoured Water,
you get Limp Bizkit.
I like it, Stace.
I think it bops.
I'm ashamed to say that was the number one song for me.
That album was the biggest album for me in 2001.
Huge.
I reckon I'm going to go with Beyonce.
I'm going to go Beyonce, Sean Paul, Baby Boy.
Yeah, I think so too.
I think Luke's won it.
You reckon that's the one?
Yeah, Luke and his little crop top.
Get out that midriff, Luke. Luke and your little hot pants.
Congratulations, you just won Birthday Banger.
Awesome.
Cheers, guys.
Have an excellent weekend, Luke.
Thanks for listening to the Brian Clint Show.
See you, mate.
Cheers.
All good.
Here you go.
Coming straight out of 2003.
It's your Birthday Banger on ZM.
ZM.
Bree and Clint, that is the brand new track from Georgia Lions.
It's called Monopoly.
And what do you know?
Look who's in studio right now.
It's bloody Georgia Lions.
Coincidence.
It's almost like we planned it that way.
Amazing.
It's about bloody time you came to see us again.
Where have you been, bitch? It's been a while.
It's been a real hot minute.
It's been too long.
Thanks for having me.
Yeah, well,
you're always welcome here.
You know that.
Don't say that
because then I'll just be
knocking on the door.
Bye, guys.
Just me.
I've just got a couple of ideas.
Yoo-hoo.
It's Friday.
Unannounced.
Georgia's looking resplendent in her Pink Shirt Day shirt,
by the way, with matching Pink Shirt Day pink lipstick.
Thank you.
Very cute.
And tonight you're playing, I don't know why we say this,
because no one can get tickets to it, it's sold out,
but you're performing your launch party at Big Fan,
Jo Little's brand new studio.
Yes, I'm so, so looking forward to it.
It's the first show I've played in New Zealand in a while,
not the very first show I've played in New Zealand in a while. Not the very first show I've played in New Zealand.
Just clarify that.
In a while since coming home from South by
Southwest. So I've been like
throwing a lot of brain
space and energy and
building this set up for South by
and then coming home I'm like we have to play a show because
we've just like. You have to do the thing.
We've got to do the thing. So that's what tonight is about.
And it's sold out.
It's sold out.
As a Kiwi artist,
do you feel the love during Kiwi Music Month?
It is May.
And does it make a difference?
And why is New Zealand Music Month
still important to a New Zealand musician?
I mean, to be honest,
it should be New Zealand Music Month all year round.
And I kind of feel like it is.
There's definitely been the last few years a real effort
from a lot of different people in terms of just like
being really intentional about celebrating New Zealand artists.
Like I think it's not like all of a sudden we get to May
and we're like, oh, wow, we're just hearing new music
from the Kiwis.
Like I don't feel like it's like this wildly, you know.
I've appreciated this New Zealand Music Month
hearing like a range of New Zealand music acts as well
because I think in the past it's been really easy
and this is no disrespect to those artists to go,
oh yeah, we play Lord in 660.
We're on board with New Zealand Music Month.
Those guys are amazing,
but they don't need the kind of support
that other artists could benefit from during New Zealand Music Month, right?
And I think that's a really cool thing about having a specific month
where everybody is really intentional of going like,
how can we celebrate what our Kiwi artists are doing
that maybe haven't had the support that they need.
The opportunity.
I think you're so right because like being Australian and coming,
I've been here nearly five years now and one of my favourite things
that I've got to experience living in this country is how much talent
there is in the music industry.
And it's so cool to showcase such a wide-ranging talent.
There's so many different genres and different things that are coming
out of New Zealand and that's my favorite thing.
And one of the things, I mean, I created this web series called Intros.
Yeah, I've seen it.
Seen it.
Yeah, yeah.
Thanks, guys.
Yeah, you're good.
You're really good at interviewing people.
Turns out you've got a great personality.
Been really pushing that for a while.
But, you know, there was this massive gap where when i was first starting out i was like
you know like hustling so hard yeah and not that the hustle still doesn't happen because i still
feel like i'm hustling just as hard but you know you're fighting to be heard and there's you know
i just felt like in lockdown when we were coming up with intros like there are so many amazing
kiwi artists that are going unnoticed or doing really cool stuff that don't necessarily have all the opportunities.
Like, wouldn't it be cool to create something where we showcase that?
And that's been really awesome.
I think it just shows the type of person you are, you know,
because you're on the hustle and you're doing everything to be heard
and then you're like, how can I showcase and lift other people up?
You know, that's a pretty amazing thing that you had that thought and you're now doing that.
So good on you.
Talking to Georgia Lyons, she's got brand new music.
It's just dropped today.
Before you go, what is the number one thing
that somebody can do to support their favourite
New Zealand music act?
One thing.
Is it to download their Spotify music?
Is it to buy their merch?
Is it to show up to their gigs?
Buy merch is massive.
Buy merch.
Buy merch, show up to gigs.
Those things are massive.
Obviously, playing and streaming songs is huge,
but in terms of the financial support that artists get from Spotify,
it's minimal.
It's very minimal.
It is.
So buying merch, it actually is amazing because... Helps you guys
eat. It does. And goes straight to your
pocket. Helps me pay my power bill.
That's Georgia Lyons.
You won't be able to make it to her
launch gig tonight, but you can go listen to her
brand new song, Monopoly. Thanks, Georgia!
Thanks, New England.
Time for the later.
From iHeartRadio.
This is the latest.
Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's here. Miley Cyrus has talked about this song. Time for the latest.
Dean's here.
Miley Cyrus has talked about this song,
which we all assume and interpret to be about her ex, Liam Hemsworth.
Well, there were so many Easter eggs in there about it. So many references.
Yeah.
But she's talked about whether it is or isn't Dean.
Yeah, she's talked about it.
She said that the song is not about him at all.
She said she'd be a lyrical genius if she was.
But she actually said there was one line that she changed in the song.
So, you know, when she says, but I can love me better than you can,
she actually just, the song was, but I can't.
She's like, I can buy myself flowers right when I'm in the sand,
but I can't love me better than you can. That was her original lyric. And then she was like, wait a second. Wait up. Yes, I can't. She's like, I can buy myself flowers, write my name in the sand, but I can't love me better than you can.
That was her original lyric.
And then she was like, wait a second.
Wait up.
Yes, I can.
Yes, I can.
Isn't that incredible?
So good.
I actually heard, though,
and she's obviously, like,
I believe her that the song is not about Liam.
But I heard,
and this might just be a hideous rumor,
so you can just...
But she shot the music video.
You know the house she shot it in?
Yeah.
I heard that that house had significance,
that I heard that that was where, like...
Yeah, it was the house that Liam cheated on her in.
Yeah.
Yeah, apparently.
Yeah, so you can tell me that it's not about Liam,
the song, All You Want,
but there's too many references in there for it not to be.
Isn't it incredible, though, that just changing that one word
from can to can't...
Changes the whole thing.
Changes the whole song.
It takes it from being a sad breakup song
to being a total song of self-empowerment.
Yeah.
Right?
Really does.
It's amazing.
Just changing that one word.
One word.
Yeah.
I like it.
I'm glad she changed it.
Yeah.
And it's definitely about Liam Hemsworth.
That's the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent,
Dean McCarthy.
Bree and Clint.
We love a good on-air mistake on this show,
whether it be live TV, live radio, our own mistakes we also love.
We love on-air mistakes so much we do them.
Yes, we do them just for a bit of fun.
I saw this story and it's doing the rounds in Australia at the
moment and it's about a radio station in Aussie called Triple J.
Yeah. You might know Triple J from their Top 100.
Hottest 100. Hottest 100. Yeah. Sorry, where they do
the Hottest 100. They do it once a year. They're the authority on cool music.
Yes, they are.
They've been in the news this week because they suffered an embarrassing on-ear blunder.
Okay, talk to me about it.
So I don't know the exact details, but what I'm thinking has happened is,
like us in the studio here, we take over from the Days and Ounces of Georgia
and she's in the other studio.
So when we're taking over, we have to take control of –
Yeah, there's two studios.
There's two studios.
So she'll be on air in her studio and then we have to take control
with our desk in here when we take over.
So I think what's happened is that's the moment that this took place
where they were doing the changeover and one girl was on air
and then she thought she's let the other guy take over.
She thought her studio had been taken off air.
Exactly.
And was no longer live and broadcast.
Exactly.
Yeah, okay.
What actually happened was she was still live on air and um her mic was
live and this took place that's the news triple j followed by silence and more silence until
can anyone hear me where are you And I'm so sorry
And a few seconds after that
Oh, f***
I can't hear you though
Right, okay
So it's a Blink-182 performance
Followed by some F-words
Yeah
It's not her fault
It's not her fault
It's not her fault
Someone asked me to take the studio
And do you want to hear from the guy
That was meant to take over That thought he was broadcasting want to hear from the guy that was meant to take over
that thought he was broadcasting?
Yeah, what's he got to say for himself?
This is what he had to say.
Nothing happened, nothing to see here, people.
I, Joe Kahn, walked into the wrong studio to start the show
and have been broadcasting to nobody.
Could have been worse, Joe Kahn.
You could have done a Blink-182 impersonation
and then said some F-words.
Where are you?
No, it's a good time.
We applaud that here at Sydney.
Well done, guys.
Well done, Triple J.
We love it.
Makes us feel better about ourselves.
It does, eh?
Bree and Clint.
Yeah.
The weekend.
Is here.
Bitch.
Let's party.
What are you doing to party tonight?
I'm going to go home, crack a bottle of red wine, make some pizzas and sit on the couch.
Nice.
What are you doing to party?
I'm going to go home and sit down at my new podcasting desk that I just built for myself.
Nice.
And do some tests to see if it works. Oh, fun.
Because I have no idea. Because I launched
a podcast this week and I have no idea how to
record a podcast from my house. Oh, you figure that
all out later. That's what I said to them. They're like, do you know
how to do a podcast? And I was like, we'll figure that out.
Figure it out later. Just launch all the marketing. Just go
to market with it and we'll figure out how to do the podcast later.
Not a big deal. That's the last thing we have to worry about.
Debs.
Not a big deal at all.
TV-wise, I'll be watching Barry on Neon, which is the best show that no one is talking about.
It got a big rap in...
I think it was on The Herald today.
The Herald, yes.
It's called the best TV show no one is watching.
I might give it a watch.
Very good.
Bill Hader from Saturday Night Live.
Yep.
And that weird Jennifer Garner one where her husband goes missing.
Yes, I'm watching that too.
The last thing he said to me?
Yeah, on...
On Apple TV.
Apple TV.
Apple TV.
Yep.
Yeah, we're those annoying people who have subscriptions outside of our Netflix subscription.
Do you ever, like, think that at some point you're going to reassess
what ones you should keep and what ones you shouldn't?
I think that all the time.
Yeah.
And then I don't do anything about it.
You know the one thing I do love about Netflix?
Because I like all of them.
How expensive it is now?
Yeah, it's very expensive.
I like all the platforms for different reasons.
Yeah.
The thing I like about Netflix is how fast it is when you click on it.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'd go.
Like Amazon Prime.
Amazon Prime, I can make my entire dinner before it opens
and I'm able to watch something.
I'd forego a bit of fastness, though, for a $5 a month.
Yeah, I mean, you've got a good point.
Can I just say, TVNZ Plus.
Very good.
Great platform. Very good. So many good things. TVNZ Plus. Very good. Great platform.
Very good.
So many good things.
And it's free.
There's my hot tip.
It's ours.
It's owned by us.
It's got Erin Brockovich on it.
It's got the new, who's that guy that dated Kim Kardashian?
Pete Davidson show on it.
Yes.
It's got heaps of stuff.
Go have a look.
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