ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 19th May 2025

Episode Date: May 19, 2025

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ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. It's our radio show, but wrapped up in a neat little package just for you. It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. ZM's Brie and Clint, thanks to KFC's new Nashville Zinger FLG rap. Tonight, we are going to witness the most anticipated show in the history of professional radio. ZM's Br Bree and Clint. Happy Monday, everybody.

Welcome to the Bree and Clint show for another week. Happy Monday slash happy the last of us episode day. Oh, yeah. I love Mondays because of that. My wife's overseas so I won't be able to watch it. Oh, boo. Yeah. I hate when that happens.

I can't TV show cheat on her while she's out of the country. I mean you could and then you just pretend like you haven't seen it. Yeah I hate wasting an episode. I can't re-watch things though. I feel like I waste an episode of TV if I re-watch things. Yeah it's true. So just don't tell me what happens until Wednesday okay? It's so hard because Claudia and I watch it straight away.

I know yeah you guys can go into a soundproof booth and talk. Speaking of Last of Us we've got Jeffrey Wright on the show today. We went to Sydney to interview him. What's the name? Do we know the name of his character on the Last of Us? Isaac. Isaac is the name of his character and fun fact about Jeremy Wright is that he is the only person... Fun fact about Jeremy Wright is his name is Jeffrey. Sorry, Jeffrey Wright is that he's the only person in the show that played the character in the game and then also played that character in the show. He's double-dipping. Yeah, you might recognize him as one of the tributes from Hunger Games 2.

He was in Westworld as well. Yeah, he's been in a lot of stuff. He's very recognisable. Incredible voice, so that'll be a very pleasing interview to listen to. That's at 4.30 this afternoon. We're also going to open ZM's International ATM at 4 o'clock. You pick the currency, we give you the cash. It's as easy as that.

Your activator will play at five to four. All right, now let's play some Trady versus Lady. We need a Trady and a Lady. You guys know the drill. You know the drill. 50 bucks. 50 bucks up for grabs. 0800 dials at M. Play ZM's Bree and Clint.

It's Trady versus Lady. All righty, score update for the year. For people who are playing along, Trady's on 32, Lady's on 40. Our Lady is calling from New Plymouth. She's at 34 and she can swim two kilometres without stopping. Please welcome to the show Natasha. Hi Natasha.

Hi, how are you? How do you know you can do that? Are you a triathlete or something? Nah, I'm not. I just do it for fun really. Fun? What? I know. Have you ever done an open water swim? No, because I don't really like the deep ocean. So two kilometres indoors. Yeah. How far is it between the North Island and the South Island? Like what's the gap? Oh, I have no idea. Longer than two kilometres.

Claudia, can you Google the length of Cook Strait for us? We've got to find a new challenge for Natasha. Honestly, Natasha, do it. We can provide a shark cage for you, Natasha. Oh, yeah, that'd be good. We can't. Well, we can organise it. Where are we going to get a shark cage from? Natasha. Oh yeah that'd be good. We can't. Well we can organise it. Where are we gonna get a shark cage from? I don't know. Bree just makes promises and

doesn't think about the repercussions. Natasha if you were up for it would you would you get around that? Yeah definitely. Oh that I mean I think we'll find a shark cage. I smell a fundraiser. Yeah yeah. You're taking on our trading they're 39 from Christchurch and they are a lash technician, which is technically a trade Welcome to the show and When you say last technician you doing lash extensions Yeah, yeah, are you doing lash lifts? Yep, I do do that. How many lashes are you putting on a individual like ballpark? Oh

Probably up to like 200. Wow! Okay, that's wild. I'm just crossing to Claudia for the Cook Straight update. How long are we looking at Claudia? Well at its narrowest point only 22 kilometers. Oh Easy peasy. What do you reckon about that Natasha? Yeah, that's all good. You get it done in the weekend I reckon?? Nah, nah, definitely not. It's just two kilometres, 11 times. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah. Okay, your buzzers, no, let's go with names today.

Keep it nice and clear. Natasha, Ange, the first person to three is gonna win Tradee vs Lady. Here we go, question number one. Which city in the world is referred to as the City of Angels? I hear typing going on. Oh, I'm not, I get this every day. Los Angeles is the correct answer. It's kind of in the name, isn't it?

Yeah. Alright, question number two, no points there. Which one of these famous names wasn't a part of the Mickey Mouse Club? Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Selena Gomez, or Ryan Gosling? Natasha, Ryan Gosling. wasn't a part of the Mickey Mouse Club. Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Selena Gomez, or Ryan Gosling.

Natasha here. Ryan Gosling. Oh, and. Natasha, buzzed in first. Selena. Selena. It is Selena, all three. I almost said my last name.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ryan Gosling, Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears, fun fact, all a part of the Mickey Mouse Club at the same time.

And Justin Timberlake was also there. What a batch. Question number three, one point to the ladies so far. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. And. And. Beyonce. Beyonce. Nice work, And. We are one apiece in. Beyonce. Beyonce.

Beyonce. Nice work, Ange. We are one a piece in this game. Question number four. Which country currently holds the men's football World Cup title? Have a guess. Lady? Yes, Natasha. England? No. Worth a guess? You want to guess, Ange?

Not the country, it was the language. No, I can't, no, I don't know that one. Argentina is the correct answer. No points there. We still won a piece. Question number five. Which geometric shape has four equal sides and four right angles? Ange.

Yes, Ange? Another kick again? You're going to kick yourself. You're going to absolutely kick yourself. Four equal sides and four right angles. Natasha, do you want a free guess? A square? Square.

It is a square. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. We move on. Question number six. Who did the Black Ferns draw with on Saturday? Was it the USA, Australia, or Canada? Natasha. Ange.

Ange got in. Canada. Canada's correct. Well done. We are all tied up here in the seventh. This is for the win. What a game for a Monday. What is the main ingredient in a Vietnamese pho?

And a what? Ange. Ange. Otherwise known as in English world, pho. Pho, yeah, Ange, what's the answer? Is it a noodle? I'll take it. Like a soup noodle soup? It is a noodle. Rice noodle. So in for the tradies this afternoon in Tradey vs Lady, a much needed one as well.

Yeah, what a game. Congratulations, Angie. Yeah, thank you. We've got $50 coming your way. Thank you so much. Awesome. What a comeback. ZM's Br Bree and Clint podcast. Former Prime Minister Dane Jacinda Ardern is all over the news today.

Very, very serious topic about how many teaspoons of Milo go in your stock standard Milo. God, it must be nice when you don't have to do updates about the country anymore and you can just focus your Instagram on stuff that really matters like this. Exactly, the real hard-hitting issues. She posted a picture, it's all come about because she posted a picture of the back of a Milo tin, which states on the tin that six teaspoons in a 200 mil mug is your standard Milo. Which is a standard mug. I mean I'll reserve my judgement.

What, is that not big enough? No, it seems like an insane amount of Milo to me. Oh, I thought it wasn't enough. Six teaspoons of Milo in a cup. I mean, yeah, that's crazy. Not like a tall milkshake cup either, like a standard coffee mug. I totally agree. Outrage. What's your number? I'll tell you, you'll be equally outraged at my number.

I want to hear your number. No, I want to hear your number. I want to hear your number. Okay, we'll do it together. Okay, our Milo numbers. Wait, wait, wait, are we doing teaspoons or tablespoons? Teaspoons. Teaspoons, because that's... Which by the way, we worked out the conversion today, which also blew my mind because I didn't know this. Okay. Our milo numbers. Wait, wait, wait. Are we doing teaspoons or tablespoons? Teaspoons.

Teaspoons, because that's- Which by the way, we worked out the conversion today, which also blew my mind because I didn't know this. A tablespoon, three teaspoons. So if you do yours by tablespoons, times it by three to get your teaspoon number. Yeah. And the tin says six teaspoons. But are us in teaspoons?

So are we going, is this in a mug or glass? Mug. A mug. A mug, yeah, and a mug, just like the one on the tin. Okay. Because we're having a mug of Milo with milk, not hot water. Yep.

Our numbers. Seven to eight. One. One? One, yeah. And I use hot water, not milk. Oh! Get out, honestly. With a splash of... No, this is the last straw for you. Get out of the studio. With a splash of milk in the top to cool it down. Get out. You call yourself a kiwi? Get out of here. One, no sugar. You're disgusting. One.

It's how I was raised. One? Yeah, if my parents saw me putting six teaspoons of Milo in a cup, I would have been adopted out. One! One to two. Oh, don't get too crazy now. One! Claudia's hands are on her face. Hot water? Get in the bin.

The one thing you don't really like Milo, because you've never had it properly. No, I like Milo, it's fine. You've made meo, because you've never had it properly. No, I like Milo, it's fine. You've made me angry. Because you've never had it properly. Can you please make me one with one? Yeah. And I'll see how disgusting. I'll make you a Milo, you make me a your low,

and we'll compare them. Oh yes. What about mine? Yeah, I'll have yours. I don't know Claudia's number yet actually. I'll make you a Milo, Claude. Yes please. It'll be a normal standard Milo.

Thank you very much. Claudia, number of teaspoons? Teaspoons, I did the math. Four tablespoons, 12 teaspoons. Shit! I reckon. Look up. Sometimes I do 15. That's a whole tin.

I was being conservative. I reckon mine's about nine. Claude, do you know what Milo tastes like? Have you ever actually tasted it? No, he melts it down with hot water. You're just having hot water and a splash of milk. You're just having like, mildly flavoured milk. You just open the tin next see your hot water. Guys this is getting personal. Pixie is Milo

vegan? Can you have a Milo? It isn't vegan but like hot chocolate, one teaspoon, that's literally dirt water. Thank you Pixie. Literally dirt water. And that's from a vegan too. We put on a call to Nestle headquarters today to see what the actual number is to get a bit of input from them. How many do you have in your Milo, Pat? I would only use three teaspoons. Okay. But while the exact amount of Milo is depending on personal preference, we recommend a starting

point for a standard cup of Milo with the six teaspoons for every 200 ml. Six. I think Pat from Nestle is being conservative. But she only has three. I think she was lying. Because let's be real. I mean, I was like, I'm going to go lower because I sound crazy.

And then you said one. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we're going to have to make each other a Milo this afternoon to figure this out. I'm not drinking your crap, whatever you're bloody peddling. No, you need to try it. You need to try it. I'll try yours.

Trust me. I'll get a knife and fork and try yours. I've had dirty water before. Don't like it. One my, one teaspoon of Milo. Disgusting. That is Franklin. I don't like it. One my- one teaspoon of Milo. Disgusting. That is Franklin.

Big news story. Jacinda Ardern, ex-prime minister of this country, posted a picture of the site of a Milo tin where it said the recommended amount of teaspoons of Milo to use was six. Blew my mind. And I thought that's not enough. I thought that's way too much. In fact I think that's six times too much. We've had this conversation already and you look at me like I'm some kind of leper but there has been some support on the text machine for my claim that the

correct way to serve Milo, if you're a child of the 90s, is one to two teaspoons of Milo and hot water. No, say what you originally said. One heaped teaspoon of Milo. No, say what you originally said and now you're changing it. A generous teaspoon of Milo. You said one teaspoon of Milo and hot water, stir and drink. You can have a splash of milk in there too if you like.

Oh now things are getting fancy, are they? If it needs to cool down a bit. Here we go. Whereas you, at the other end of the spectrum. I said like eight to nine teaspoons of Milo and cold milk, stir, so most of it goes to, the Milo goes to the top and then you eat the Milo off the top.

We had a conversation earlier in this very show about remaining open minded and open to the idea that you could be wrong. And so this afternoon, we're going to try... That's going to be new territory for you. We're going to try, and you, this afternoon we're going to try each other's Milo, okay? Mate, I know. I want you to leave your prejudice at the door. Okay.

And I want you to try my Milo with an open heart. Open mind? Yes. I could be wrong. Yes. Probably not, but I could be wrong. It's winter, you've just got home from sport or you're camping and it's cold. Am I trying yours first?

You're outside, yeah. And I serve you my Milo recipe. Okay. Teaspoon of Milo boiling water stir. It literally looks like beige water. No. It looks like a cup of tea is so weak. Smell it.

Smell it. Okay, it smells not too bad. Sip. No. Honestly. No. No wonder you don't like Milo, because that is shite. I don't not like Milo.

That is so bad. That doesn't even taste like Milo. No, that's- No, but I'm being honest. I haven't had it for a long time. Let me try my recipe. It's so bad. Let me try it. It's actually so much worse than I thought it for a long time. Let me try my recipe. It's so bad. Let me try it.

It's actually so much worse than I thought it was going to be. What is wrong with you? Tastes like my childhood. It does. Far out. God, you had a sad childhood. Okay, I'm going to take that as a no from you. That is a, like, and that's me being open.

I went in open-minded and it was worse than what I thought it was going to be. Okay, Bre has bought hers in. And I haven't poured the milk in yet. Talk us through your recipe again. So it's like eight teaspoons of Milo, give or take. You can throw in a few cheeky extra ones. Yeah. But and then cold milk from the fridge and you just pour it straight in.

And then you stir to a certain point where it's like half wet half... Okay get to work come on we haven't got all day. People who know how to do Milo know what I'm talking about. She said to me that it had to be prepared on the spot. It does. For maximum enjoyment. Yeah because you don't want the Milo to melt. Oh my god that is so chunky. Because the best part and see how you need to get the right amount of milk you need to work it through that Milo. Yep, work it. I'm from Rotorua and that looks like the bubbling mud pools. Yes. Okay, so oh see see how it turns and now it's just perfect. Claudia knows what I'm talking about. Okay, see now that's perfect and now eat the Milo off the top. Okay, so eat some Milo, sip the milk.

Yep, and now sip the milk at the same time. Okay. Yep. It's so thick. Wow, that is so thick and crunchy. Yeah. I didn't expect it to still be like crispy. But that's why, that's the best time to eat it. It's wet and yet dry at the same time.

That's the best. That's what you want. Yeah I think if I put a scoop of this Milo off the top into my hot Milo, that might be... It'll dissolve. Yeah it's just gone, instantly gone. But that's an extra teaspoon in my one. How is it? Well you tell me, how's that improved mine? There's that's an extra teaspoon in my one. Mm. How is it? Well, you tell me. How's that improved mine? There's now two teaspoons of Milo in there. Still shit.

Honestly. What are you doing? In a cost of living crisis, this is the way to have your Milo. One teaspoon hot water. Mate, I would just not have it. I'd go without. Zaynene's Brian Clint. I shaved my beard today, well I trimmed it anyway.

Yeah, I definitely noticed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It starts to go quite ginger if I don't. But I was reading this article today about the urban legend. Have you ever heard the legend that a public bathroom toilet seat has less germs in it than a man's beard? Ew.

You haven't heard that? I don't think I have. No. I'd heard it before but I didn't know if it was true. I don't know if that's true. Pretty disgusting for all the people who have to make out with men with beards if that is true. Although a public toilet technically is probably a toilet that's getting cleaned the most out of any toilet.

It's getting used the most too. Yeah, but it's getting cleaned quite a lot. If it's not getting cleaned more than a human man, like... Isn't it? Well, good point. A public toilet sometimes gets cleaned once a day. Depends on the toilet, depends on the man. Yeah, that's a good point the origins of the urban legend come from a TV news story in

2015 they like swabbed a couple of beards, but it wasn't like a scientific test or anything. It was just like And they did find bacteria in the beards. Yeah, I'm not surprised. Because there's bacteria anywhere. Isn't there? Isn't there? Isn't there? I don't know. Depends what type of bacteria. But this is the point.

It was an enteric bacteria, which is found in the gut of human beings, not feces. Well, that's a good sign. Yes. It's a good start. But 2015, 10 years of like buzzfeed articles and clickbait headlines, all you hear is, beards dirtier than toilets. Right? Fact. Fact. Anyway, a real scientific study has happened and it found, once and

for all, that a bearded man was less likely to carry harmful bacteria than a clean shaven man. Wait, a guy with a beard less likely? A guy with a beard less likely to have harmful bacteria like Staphylococcus on his face than a man with a beard. How is that possible? I don't know. And the beard not dirtier than a toilet seat. So. Oh well that's good to know. Yeah. Glad they actually looked into that. Yeah. Isn't it sad that we had to actually have a study done? Yeah I know but that's what happens right when once rumors go around. Yeah you're like oh well I don't

know now. Do you prefer a bearded man or a non bearded man? Um I do love a nicely shaped beard. I would say if I had to choose between clean shaven or beard I would go beard. You know the ones that are real well manicured? Oh right you like a full but well maintained beard. Yeah and that's brushed. Quite like a brushed like a brushed and do like a dark beard or a ginger beard um, I Would say darker the better. Okay Yeah, all right, or a ginger. I don't mind a ginger beer either. Yeah, and how do you like your toilet seats? Clean

Hairy On weekends, my partner and I, we normally wake up and then we'll watch a few TikToks together. Oh, that's romantic. And then we'll play a game called- On the same phone? Yeah. Okay. On the same phone.

Whose algorithm do you use? My algorithm. Oh yeah, okay. Only because she doesn't have TikTok. Oh. Yeah. So we have to watch mine Oh my god. She's better than us. I know Yeah She brings up my average joke

And you bring her down a bit by making her watch your tick tock. Yeah Good good good good. It's a circle of life and then we play this game that comes up in our feed called bandle Have you heard of it? No, it's quite interesting So it's kind of like aurdle, but for music. Yeah. And I say it's kind of like Wurdle because there's a daily bandle. I think I'm pronouncing it right.

Where essentially you go to their website and you can do the daily bandle. And it's kind of like a bit of exercise for your brain. Pissed your music knowledge. Yeah, yeah. Where essentially how the game is played is you, so they give you only one part of the music and you have to try and guess the song.

One instrument. So it'll be like the drums, they'll give you the drums and then you have to try and guess the song. If you can't, then they'll give you the bass guitar and then slowly they keep adding other elements from the song and you see how long it takes you to get it. Sure. I thought we could give it a go and Claudia has organized it for us this afternoon. G'day, Claude. G'day. And I will let everyone at home know if you're playing this game, I haven't done today's

one. So no spoilers here. Oh, this is not today's. This is not today's. I found two like free play ones. So I've got two songs for you. I'd hate to spoil someone's daily bandle. I know, right? Yeah. It's precious. People do look forward to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like coming on here and saying what the wordal is. Exactly'd hate to spoil someone's daily bandle. I know, right? Yeah. It's precious. People do look forward to it. It's like coming on here and saying what the wordle is. Exactly, you don't want to be that person.

We never do that. No, my mum. It's gooch. Would be after you. Imagine. I'm gonna use that as my start word today. The day that the wordle is gooch. Will be the day that I start playing.

Okay, Claude, let's play. Each song has five levels. We start simple and we'll build up. First song, they do tell you what year it's from. This one's from the year 2000. It has 1.1 billion YouTube views. Yeah. And it's a part two. So you should get it in two. Right. So you get it in two instruments. You should get it in two levels. Let's start with the first one. Got it. Yeah, I've got it. Oh yeah, got it. Throw it out. What do you reckon? Polyester girl.

Oh, I was going to say Backstreet Boys. It's neither. Everybody. What? It's neither. Okay, don't tell us. No, I can tell you if you're wrong. Oh yeah, you can tell us if you're wrong.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Level two. I thought it was Dandy Warhols. No, okay. Yes, though. Level two. Level two. Level two. Bree. Bree.

It's an Eminem song. Ah. Slim Shady? Yeah. Is it? Slim Shady. Come on! Isn't it funny because your brain's like, that's familiar, I've heard it, I've heard that before.

And then it sounds like so many other things. So it's not the real instruments from the song is it? Nah, it's like it's a computer recreating them. Yeah, but you've got it in part two which is really good. You want to try a very hard one? Yeah. Okay, so this one is- Yeah, that one was too easy for me.

That was way too easy for Clint. This next one's from 2013, so a bit more modern. 1.2 billion YouTube views, so huge. Yeah, 2013. 2013. 2013. Okay. Par 5. Okay, so this is like a hard one.

Yeah. So they're saying you need at least five elements to get this. So you get it before that, you'd be very proud of yourself. Okay. This is level one. Brie? Interesting, Yes. Vanga Boys? No. Worth a shot. Two drum beats. The Vanga Bus is coming. Worth a go. Nah. Can we go level two? Yeah, let's go level 2. Oh, it's on the tip of my tongue now.

No, let's go 3. Yeah, 3. 2013. No, okay, level four. Oh, I'm going to kick myself. Do we know this song? You definitely know this song. Yeah, 100%. It's in my brain, but I can't figure out what it is. Level five.

Oh, Clint, Miley Cyrus, Wrecking Ball. Yeah, it is. Yeah, that was a hard one. I never would identify this just from the music. If you get Wrecking Ball from this. Brie, is that Miley Cyrus Wrecking Ball? Oh my god! You're incredible! They say that this game, Bandle if you want to play,

it's kind of like Wordle, you can go to their website and play the daily song. They say that it's neurodivergent people are quite good at it. Oh, okay. Yeah, for some reason. Some. Some. I got the first one pretty well. The ZM Podcast Network.

We're going to talk about people who have a name which matches their profession. For example, if your last name was Plumber and you were a Plummer. I mean that is a perfect match. That's the prime example. Claudia you found one, you stumbled across one today. Yeah so there's this girl on TikTok, it's graduation season in the US and her new profession that she's just graduated into, it's perfect for her last name. Have a listen. My name is Rebecca Doctor and I just graduated medical school and officially Doctor Doctor so Rebecca Doctor just graduated medical school Doctor Doctor tell me the news I got a bad case of lovin you

she's destined for that job though Doctor Doctor she is is her last name really Doctor? apparently it's on her certificate for that job though. Doctor, doctor. She is. Is her last name really doctor? Apparently. It's on her certificate. God, I feel like you'd have extra pressure on you if your last name's doctor to become a doctor. You can't be, what's the, what's another? Professor doctor. You can't be doctor nurse. That's why I'm so glad like when I realized that I didn't get my mum's maiden name like when I realized that I didn't get my mum's maiden name because her my mum's maiden name is gynecologist. Yeah yeah yeah yeah. I didn't want to do that as a profession. So that was lucky that I ended up getting my dad's name. How did your mum avoid it?

She didn't get the marks in school. Yeah right. You know? Very, very quickly. Is she a failed gynaecologist? Yeah, no. She always wanted to be a hairdresser so she kind of steered away and was like, you know, I'm going to do hairdressing and tend to the hair on top of the head. Yeah, rather than down bottom. Yeah.

She's a domestic gynaecologist. She is, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Um. So that's good. No one on this team could do it. I don't know what a Thomas El is. Nah, nothing.

What's a Roberts? What's a Roberts? Oh, we do have Claudia Sykes, and she's a bit of a psychopath, so. That kind of works, doesn't it? Yeah, that kind of does work. Pixie, I've asked you this about 19 times since you started filling in for Ella,

but what's your last name? Cockerel. Cockerel. Right, it's itself really. Yeah. You could be an alarm clock. Back in the day, my ancestors were apparently chicken farmers.

No way! Were they actually? Yeah. Yeah, well it makes sense. Why else would you be cockerel, I guess? Yeah. Was it just mainly roosters or? Oh, we didn't get into that much detail when I

went back in time to ask them. Yeah, chicken farmers. Imagine owning a rooster farm how noisy that would be. Remember the guy that comes over and was helping us fix our lawn, he was helping us with the how to fix the front lawn. His name was Doug. Yeah, that's perfect. And we found that so amusing that we- A landscaper whose name is Doug. Yeah, it's perfect. I had a teacher in high school. We had like an electronics class and his name was Mr. Watts.

Mr. Watts? Oh, that's pretty good. That is pretty good. I had a teacher at school. His name was Mr. Baker. He taught us social studies. Aw. My teacher at school's name was Mr. Fanny. What did he teach you? Then our vice principal was Mrs. Cox. You did not.

Dead serious. Really? Dead serious, that's not a joke. The school was run by Fanny and Cox. Yep, Fanny the principal, Mrs. Cox the vice principal. Wow. That's not even a joke. I don't know how they let that slide. I think if you're going to teach his college with a name like that, the first thing they should do is change your name so you don't get bullied by the kids. That should be a part of the package that they pay for your name to be changed. Yeah, you're going to be one of those cool teachers that goes by their first name.

You're going to be one of those cool teachers that goes by their first name. Is there anyone out there listening at the moment whose name matches their job, their profession, their career, whatever it is? And is it a family business? Is it purely coincidental? Or did you just feel like you had no other option? Yeah, is your last name gynaecologist and you're now a gynaecologist? Yeah. Do you install Sky Dishes and your name is Ariel? Or you're a mermaid. Or you're a mermaid, yeah true. That's good too. You're a mermaid who installs Sky Dishes. It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. Right now we're asking you, do you know someone who has a name that matches their profession?

And these texts are so good. I believe most of them too. Yeah, I reckon it's a 95% truth. Like this person who texted and said, my food technology teacher's name was Marjorie Butters. That's so good. Both names, Marjorie Butters. That's so good. Both names Marjorie and Butters. I wonder which one she was more like. I met a nurse with the last name

Slaughter, not a great fit for a nurse, no not a great fit for a nurse or a vet is it? Yeah probably even worse for a vet I think. Yeah someone said my name is Brie and in high school I helped in the supermarket with cheese tastings. That's pretty good. Mr Blow was my intermediate music teacher. Oh I wonder what instrument Mr Blow played. And Mr Cutforth was my metalwork teacher. Yeah that's good.

That's very good. Yeah that's good. Let's go to the phones. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi. Who's got the job that matches their name? Well, we found in the town in America where my son was born,

the doctor who performed circumcisions and vasectomies was named Dr. Weiner. No, he wasn't. Yes, he was, yeah. No, he wasn't named Dr. Weiner. No, he wasn't. Yes, he was, yeah. No, he was. Dr. Weiner. Yeah, so he helped my son out there. You couldn't be a gyna, if you're going into medicine,

you couldn't be a gynecologist called Dr. Weiner, could you? No, no, he had to go the other way. What is, what's the equivalent? What's the penis doctor? Because a gynecologist obviously is, you know, what's the equivalent? That's the penis doctor? Because a gynaecologist obviously is a, you know, what's the equivalent? That's such a good question. Do they have a name? I don't know.

Yeah. Whoa. Yes, Claudia? I've just Googled it. Apparently it's a urologist. Oh, urologist, yeah. Yeah, right. I haven't heard a name like that. Dr. Weiner the urologist. Thanks, synonymous. I like Dr. Weiner better heard a name like that. Dr Weiner the urologist. I like Dr Weiner better. Yeah yeah yeah. More catchy. Yeah the official term for that type of doctor is Weiner doctor.

Weiner doctor. Dr Weiner the Weiner doctor. Thanks Anonymous we appreciate it. There's so many good text on this someone said I'm a painter and once I worked with a man whose last name was Coates. Coates of paint. That's good. My in-laws have a farm and work on the farm part-time and their last name is Field. That's pretty good. Someone else said my daughter's cooking teacher. Her name is Mrs Corn. That's your daughter isn't it Lea? Yeah. That's brilliant. Mr Corn, the cooking teacher. Yeah, it's my daughter's cooking teacher. Mm. What's his specialty dish? Isla? No clue. No clue.

Is it something with corn in it? I was going to say, I bet it's corn. It's probably a bit corny. It's a bit corny to ask, to be honest. Thanks, guys. That's really good. Another vasectomy doctor here called Mr. Cox. Really? That's great. My maths teacher was Miss Matthews.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. What? Math teacher and the name is Matthews. No, just funny to me. I don't get it. Math, it's in the name, Math, Matthews. What about this one? I also know a guy who digs graves called Phil Coffin.

Nah, that's not true that one. He says, no joke, they live in the Bay of Plenty. Phil Coffin? Phil Coffin. If that's real, that's brilliant. In the 70s and 80s, the secretary of the Hamilton Car Club's name was Keith Speedy. Keith Speedy, that's a great name.

My husband's surname is, oh oh can I even read that one? No, don't read that one. What about this one? I had a heart procedure done at Mercy Hospital by Dr. Heaven. That is the last doctor I'd want to go see. The economics teacher at Dilworth in Auckland's name is Mr. Poor. Seriously, they said. I'm not learning economics from Mr. Poor. Nah. I

feel like there's plenty of other people I'd rather learn from. Did you read the vasectomy one? Yeah. At the top? Dr. Cox. Dr. Whittle? Oh no. My vasectomy doctor was Dr. Whittle. As in Whittle. As in that's a bit Whittle. Little Whittle. Our gynaecologist and new prims name is Dr. Payne. Oh yeah, I want to avoid that. Someone else said, I know a sergeant that has the last name Sergeant. So that'd be a Sergeant Sergeant. Sergeant Sergeant. My surname is Hull and I work with boats. Purely coincidence. It's not not coincidence is it? Yeah. It was pre-destined. Someone said irrelevant but we had a Mrs. Pickles. Oh my god from the Magic School Bus?

Wait you were on the Magic School Bus? My husband's business is called Laser Monkey and my daughter calls him Gorilla Tits. Does that count? That counts. That definitely counts. My grandma's surname is Leatherin and she made leather goods. That's pretty coincidental. I'm Mrs Beard and I'm a hairdresser. Mrs Beard. Someone said cat dealer, lady cam, lady name caiman, command? Cat dealer? I'm gonna get this. Cat dealer? Cat dealer. Lady name? Lady name. Cat dealer? What's a cat dealer? Yeah what's a cat? Is that someone who like sells cats on the black market? Is that what it is? Our last name is McDonald. Yes my dad was old and yes we live on a farm. Love it.

Have you figured out cat dealer? Yeah, they had a typo, it was a car dealer. Oh. I saw this interesting thing on TikTok where this guy, essentially it hooked me in because he was like, here's a question you can ask people if you want to see how smart and open-minded someone is. Oh, okay. Do you want to give it a go?

Yeah. I've got the question here. Well, do I? Yeah. Yeah. We'll give it a go. Yeah. So the question is, do you believe in ghosts? And he says you can tell from

a person's answer how smart and open-minded a person is. So let's all discuss, let's go around the room. Claudia, do you believe in ghosts? Yes, long story short, yes. I feel like there has to be something and there's a lot of things that are unexplained and I think that the concept of ghosts is quite cool. Okay. Thanks Claudia. Okay. I definitely believe in ghosts. I don't know everything there is to know. I think there is spirit and something around, but I don't and can't explain exactly how or

what that is exactly. I don't have any reason to believe in ghosts, but just because I haven't experienced something doesn't mean that it's not real. So at present, do I believe in ghosts? No. Does that mean they're not real? Also no. Very diplomatic. Yeah. What about you Pixie? I guess I'm agnostic. No, is that what it is? Yeah, I think so. You're atheist about ghosts? Yeah. Yeah.

You're an atheist ghost believer. No, what's the other one that's not atheist? Agnostic. Agnostic, yeah. But agnostic means that there's nothing, right? Yeah. Is it? I thought that was atheism.

They kind of seem the same but different, aren't they? Nah. One of them is you believe there is something, but different aren't they? Nah. One of them is you believe there is something but you don't believe in assertion. One of them is you don't believe in any. Yeah. I don't know what the word is for it but you know what I am. What are you?

I'm kind of on the same. I believe that there's something supernatural out there but the fact that it's like a white whoo-hoo-hoo saying that it's shit. I don't believe that. Is it Casper? No, it's not Casper. Definitely don't believe in that. Yeah, this guy says that it's how someone answers. It's not what they answer. That has nothing to do with how smart a

person is. He said it's how they answer the question. Take a listen. It's not about ghosts. It's about whether your ideas can breathe. So whether your ego can survive not being the smartest person in the room for five minutes, that's something. If somebody can't answer a question like that without a little bit of grace and a little bit of understanding, a little bit of curiosity, that's a problem. When people lose their minds trying to protect a belief that they were never allowed to question, that's gestures at everything around us. Therein lies the problem. There's a question that's gestures at everything around us therein lies the problem there's a question that I mean I think we all passed yeah so I think what

he's saying is if someone were to answer with don't be stupid that's ridiculous ghosts aren't real that's what I believe and you're all wrong if you think ghosts believe if ghosts are alive yeah yeah and and the opposite of is true. If they answered with, of course they're real, don't be stupid. They're absolutely real. If there's no wriggle room in their answer, if they're not open to the idea that they could be wrong, then it shows what? That they're stupid. Yeah. Well, it shows that they're close-minded at least. Yeah, there you go. You know? And then people who are close-minded generally struggle to grow

because they never take on board other people's views or ideas or opinions. Totally, totally. How can you be sure that you know everything already? I can tell you now, no one knows everything. Yeah, yeah, exactly right. Plays Dead Eames, Bree and Clint. I saw a video this morning which talked about

how you can tell if a man that you know is newly single Mm-hmm. I think particularly one that's been in a relationship for a while the thing that changes about them And this is what the video said when you're watching a man's Instagram after a breakup and suddenly mr I just don't post is posting a lot. I See they discovered the add to story button. Fascinating. Now all of a sudden every street light, car mirror, and protein shake deserves a cinematic post. This man went from ghost mode to National Geographic overnight. Sunsets, gym, his steering wheel. Why are we getting so many views of your dashboard? And don't get me started on the captions. Gross, locked in, sometimes silence is louder. You're not deep Daniel.

I don't know if that's just men. Really? No, I feel like that's everyone. Yeah. I saw, I did check the comments on that post and a couple of them were like heaven forbid a man updates his dating CV after losing his dating job. Obviously that guy's been through a breakup. Ooh. But yeah, fair enough. I think it's everyone. Well, I guess you start putting yourself

back out there, don't you? But if you haven't told people yet that you've broken up, there's little things that you can pick up on that makes people start going, wait, are they still with their partner or not? Yeah, it's a green light. It's definitely a green light. There's other ones and I thought we could discuss them this afternoon and put the definitive

list together. The huge one for me is that they start going to the gym. They start going to the gym, they start getting fit, they get some muscles that they didn't used to have. They might start posting about going to the gym as well, which ties into part one, which is posts more and goes to the gym, posts about going to the gym more. Fittest I've ever been was when I moved to New Zealand. My partner and I broke up after six months after being here, and then I went to the gym seven days a week for about a year. And then I went on an Eat Pray Love trip to the Philippines by myself. And posted a photo of me at the top of a mountain. Which.

But so you should and so you did. Yeah, and I did, you know. Some would say that the best thing you can do for your health is to break up with your long-term partner. I think it is. I think if anyone is in a long-term relationship right now, just think about breaking up. Even if it's for like six months to a year,

and then come back to it, because then both of you can get real healthy. Yeah you'll be healthier you'll be hotter. Yeah and I think it's you know. Breaking up for a year could be the best thing that ever happens to your relationship. Every what should we say every seven years break up for a year and then come back together. That sounds nice. That sounds pretty bloody good. Yeah yeah yeah yeah. Hopefully you can avoid the economic downturn too because terrible time to break up at the moment. You'll have to rent two houses. But if we can time it in with these once in a lifetime global financial crisis that seem to happen every seven years. Then you're on to something. Telltale signs someone is newly single, they changed their profile picture. Update it.

Not always a telltale sign that they've broken up. You can just update your profile picture. But if your profile picture used to have... Who is updating their profile picture though on the reg? Newly single people. That's what I mean. Other than newly single people. Like your old profile picture might have been you and your partner and now if your profile picture is just you or just you and the kids, just you going from you and partner to just you and the kids is a red flag. Oh yeah. Huge red flag. It is a beacon of singledom. New tattoos is a big one for me. If someone starts getting a

lot of new tattoos to me, that means they are rebranding because they are newly single. I just think a new look in general. Yeah, yeah. Like when you've had a refresh of your current look. New tattoos, new hair. Yeah, you know, maybe you're trying something different with the facial hair. Yeah. You colour your hair. Oh, yeah. Like if the girls are going in and they're changing from brown to platinum blonde. Claudia you are the most recently newly single member of our team. What do you reckon the biggest telltale sign was for you? Well I'm out here ticking off every single thing. Joined the gym, changed my hair, I have a new skincare routine, I do my makeup

different, I dress a little bit different, I've changed every profile picture. Any tattoos? Can't afford it but it's on the list. Oh, okay. And I've archived. You would if you could. Gone through the photos in my Instagram and archived the couple ones. Yeah, yeah. So I've just like, you know, hidden everything away.

Not everybody has a nationwide radio station to tell everybody that they're newly single. So you've gotta drop the hints. I should buy a motorbike. You've gotta drop the hints. Yeah, I recommend a Harley 883 Sportster. Nothing says newly single. Was that your break-up bike, was it?

Maybe. That exact one. I don't know if someone's recently out of a lesbian relationship. They'd buy a Harley. We want to know this afternoon, what are the other signs? What are the things that pique your interest that make you go, hmm, I think such and such might not be with such and such anymore. They take up a new hobby.

Yeah. Like a cool hobby. Yeah. Like, oh, they're learning how to wakeboard now. They're getting their motorbike licence. Could be. Oh, $100,000 or text them into 9696. Let's complete the list of the dead giveaways that someone's newly single.

We're asking what the dead giveaways are that someone is newly single but hasn't told anybody yet. They're like soft launching their new singledom. And you and I just came up with a new concept that I think we should start pushing out to society because someone has text through because you suggested I said because when someone goes through a breakup people get their shrimp together they go to the gym they get hotter generally they get fit they start eating better because it's all about you know wanting to look your best they reprioritize

themselves they go and find some hobbies, which might mean they're less reliant on you for entertainment. Yeah, you do the growing that you can't necessarily do. They do growing, they do growth. A relationship, you know, pushes yourself. Or not that you can't do it, it's that you don't do. You don't. Yeah.

You just don't. And I said, what if there was like some sort of rule that for people in long-term relationships, let's say it's every six, seven years, you guys can decide, the T's and Z's, that you have six months to a year off. Yeah, you have a little rum springer. Yeah.

Someone texted and they said, in the car at the moment with my long-term partner, the awkward looks between us with that conversation about breaking up are tense. Not breaking up? No, not breaking up. On a break, as Ross would say. Having a break where you can do whatever you want.

This person wants to be anonymous. Hi anonymous. Hi anonymous. Hi, how are you? We're good what's a surefire sign that someone you know is newly single okay so they keep posting right but this time they're posting with girlfriends so they're still going out yeah like beach fish and ships sunset but they're taking girlfriends girlfriends Girlfriends as in their friends?

Yeah as in their friends and not their partner. Oh okay so their content before was all them and their partner and now it's all them and their friends. Yeah it's really really subtle but it's like oh look at me I'm out with such and such you know. And be sure to tag all your hottest friends in the post, right Anonymous? Yeah, more than one. Exactly, I'm one of them. Look at me living my life. Someone messaged in Simital Ad and they said a sign that they're newly single is that they

will message first to catch up. Whereas before they weren't the ones making plans, now that they're single they're always texting going, hey we should do something. Yeah, because you have more free time. Oh, yeah, definitely. You just automatically have all this extra time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought of another one, and maybe this isn't true for everyone, but I feel like a warning

sign or a big sign that someone has just been through a breakup is they get an animal. Oh, okay. Yeah, to me me getting an animal, to me getting an animal could be a sign that they're about to break up. Like a band-aid animal. Someone said when I split with my husband I cut my hair short, dyed it a different color, got a tattoo, a nose piercing and bought a motorbike. God you did everything. you did everything. You did everything. You did yeah. You literally did the whole kit and caboodle. You did the Brie and Claudia. What motorbike did you get? Yeah we want details. Damn it I shouldn't be asking.

Brie you don't want a motorbike okay you don't want to break up. I know I've already had a motorbike. Someone else said a surefire sign to say that someone is recently single as they start posting quotes. Things like um you only live once. Silence is stronger than words or trust is a mirror when it's broken you can't fix it. Bath farts smell different. Alone. Alone. Everything reminds me of you. Someone said I lost 40 kilos after my breakup. Oh wow that's amazing good for you. So what if you're overweight but you love your partner. So that's gonna go back to your idea. If your partner loves you they'll dump you for a bit so you can. Yeah like maybe it should be like. Maybe it should be a law. Someone said Bre definitely needs a motorbike.

She's done that, okay? She's been through that area. I'm open to it. No, I've come back around. I'm keen to get another Harley. Here's the question. Would your partner let you get a motorbike? Probably not.

So? I have to break up. Yeah, so it's them or the bike. Yeah. Looks like a six month break up is coming up. Wait for summer. It's much better motorbike weather. Yeah, true.

I'll wait for summer and then look out for me on the motorway on my Harley Davidson, 883 Sportster. There it is, Green Clint. Green Clint. All I want from my birthday is a birthday banger. Alright, here we go. Birthday banger time. Number one songs when you turn 16.

We'll figure out three and play our favourite. Eva is going first. Hi Eva. Hi Eva. Hi. You're gonna do Mum's Birthday Banger, Eva. Yep. All right, tell us, what is Mum's name and her birthday?

Her name's Anna Lee, her birthday is the 10th of the 10th, 76. All right, that means your mum was 16 in 1992. We've done our calculations and here's her birthday back. Miley Cyrus is dead. Billy Ray Cyrus. What do you reckon, Eva? That's what? That's... Did you say ick?

I feel like she said ick. I quite like that from Billy Ray. We're going to do Louis's birthday banger. No, Louis's mum's birthday banger. Hi Louis. Hi Louis. Hi. What's your mum's name Louis Louis's mum's birthday banger. Hi Louis. Hi Louis. Hi. What's your mum's name Louis? My mum's name is Amanda. Okay great and do you know her birthday?

Yup it is 3rd of September 1987. Well done Louis that means your mum was 16 in 2002. We've done the calculations and here's her birthday banger. Oh it's a birthday banger. Tell me you wanna have a go and make things so complicated. Oh, it's a good one, Louie. Either way you're acting like you're something. Avril Lavigne, complicated, do you like it? Ah, yep, I reckon that's a good one. Yeah, me too. Yeah, it's a good one.

And you crawl and you break and you. Your mum will like it too. Okay, wait there. One more birthday banger for Justine. Hi, Justine. Hi, Justine. What have you been doing today, Justine? Driving my sister around, but it's been good. So, yeah.

Wait, there's a story here. Why have you been driving your sister around, your sister's taxi today? I know, she needs to get her license, but she's working on it. Okay, well, don't let her take you for a ride, all right? Yeah, charge her. Yeah. Well, hey, that's her take you for a ride, alright? Yeah, charge her. Well, hey, that's what sisters do for each other. What is your birthday, Justine?

No, stop. My sister's never given me a ride anywhere. Have you given her a ride? Actually, she picked me up from the airport once. It was fricking terrifying. There you go. Yeah. She done something else? I thought I was going to die. Have you given her rides?

Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Just second guessing if you have or not. It's not about me and my sister Justine, it's about you and not your sister. What's your date of birth? The 22nd of December 1995. Okay.

Close to Christmas. You were 16 though in 2011 Justine. And on that exact date in 2011, this was number one. And on that exact date in 2011, this was number one. I'm just looking for a good night, oh I'm not looking for the right time, no Reese Mastin. Good night. Do you know that one Justine?

Cause I sense that- I actually don't know it. I actually think complicated was a bit more of a banger. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Justine, I sense an American accent from you. Is that right? No, I'm just Filipino. Filipino, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Justine I sense an American accent from you. Is that right? No, I'm just Filipino Gotcha, so you wouldn't have heard of Reese Mastin

Yes, Ozzy X Factor. Yes Not complicated complicated. That's what Justine. I agree. I'm gonna vote complicated as well. Yeah me too I think you're gonna do that as. Hey, Lua, you just won Birthday Banger for your mum. Congratulations. Thanks. So cute. Brinklin. You're on ZM. ZM's Brinklin. The winner of Birthday Banger today on ZM

is Avril Lavigne, complicated I know you hate this but I feel like we have to do it because otherwise time just keeps slipping by. That was number one in 2002 which means that song this year is 23 years old. I've started a petition. What? I've actually started an online petition. Yeah. To get you banned from saying those comparisons on the radio.

I've started, if you would like to sign the petition. But it's important. To get Clint Roberts to stop saying that that song was number one 25 years ago, then you can head to stopclintroberts.co.nz right now. If that website exists. Join the fight. No, if that website exists exists I'm. You'd be impressed. Well yeah I'd be impressed but I'd also be offended. Why? No we're not offended but you

know. Hey I'm showing passion towards something you know that's all you can ask. You have to you have to you have to mark these things otherwise Bree before we know it'll be 30 years since Averil Lavigne came out. Text us on 9696. You still'll still think that it's Everlevene season, but actually time has slipped by. Let's just do a bit of a poll, a quick poll. Text us on 9696. Do you love when Clint says how old the song is? Or do you actually hate it?

One or the other, there's no right or wrong answer. The Reese Mastin song was 14 years old. That's, yeah that one's not as bad. And the Billy Ray Cyrus song was 33 years old. 33? Yeah 33. At least get it right if you're gonna do it. Mmm anyway just carbon dates all of us doesn't it? Dad Ames, Bree and Clint podcast. God strong criticism of those Milo recipes coming through. We're not criticism, just people who, everyone has a different recipe. I love how passionate people are about their Milo recipe.

A lot of people saying that they have it the way I have it, where you have cold milk. And half a tin of Milo. Not half a tin, just the right amount. You stir it to the point where you can then just scoop it and eat it off the top. Someone else said, I'm with Clint on this one. I do it the exact same way except with five teaspoons of Milo. Well that's not the same, because Clint has one teaspoon. Yeah, excuse me, that's five Milo's, okay? That's five, that's a week's worth of Milo's. So it's completely different to how Clint does it. Yours has flavour, Clint's doesn't.

Anyway, let's move along. Okay. Let's move along. I saw someone today suggest that this might be the hardest would you rather of all time. That's a big call. Yeah. On the face of it, it doesn't seem like much. Okay.

But the more you think about it, I think it sets in. So the would you rather is, and I want everybody to weigh in on this, our producers as well and you on the text machine as well, would you rather live forever or die right now? Mmm. Oh what a grim question. I've done a bit of a pros and cons list, well not really, I've kind of gone through the options. So die right now awful Obviously not not ideal, but then also I mean not not awful for you. You're dead You know awful thing to have happened be awful for my soul though Because I know what it would just soul be free. No, my soul would be sad

Would your soul be free? No, my soul would be sad for my loved ones. From this prison of working. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who would miss me so much. Of course, of course. And that's not even a joke. Of course, if anybody died right now, there would be people that missed you.

Yeah. Absolutely. The other option, live forever. No, thanks. On the face of it, awesome, can't die. Question though, if you live forever, do you keep aging? That's one of the questions I raised. So in a thousand years, will I be a thousand and thirty? And like, will you just be kind of like a shriveled up old prune or something?

Or will I be thirty in my thirties forever? See, that's different. It's different. And I don't know the answer to that. And if you live forever, you will have to watch everyone you have ever loved die. If you live forever, every person you ever meet and care about, you will have to go to their funeral. Yeah, no thanks. It's like that movie Age of Adeline. Who's seen it?

Me. Got Blake Lively in it. Yeah, yeah. Have you both seen it? Yeah, got Blake Lively in it and she lives forever until she finally falls in love and lets herself fall in love and that's when the spell is broken. No, that's not what breaks the spell. She gets electrocuted in a pond, doesn't she? I think that's what sent her into it. Isn't that what started it?

I don't know. Oh, I can't remember now. I watched that movie and I was like, this movie was so great. And then I read some reviews and they said, this is one of the worst movies of all time. Anyway, back to the question. You'll get bored of everything. Eventually you'll get bored of everything. You'll start doing more and more depraved shit just to get entertainment

because you will have done everything a thousand times if you live forever. Yeah, but that's what like, that's the struggle rich and famous people have. Yeah, because everything's accessible. Because they'll do something, then they'll chase something bigger and then they want more than that and then they can't, and that can't be tops and then they have to go bigger. Yeah. I know the point isn't the details, but if you live forever, you have infinite life, right?

But can you still get sick? Do you still get like diseases? Oh, I see I see yeah well you live forever with shingles yeah or do you like you can get sick and die that way no no no you live forever what part of live forever did you not understand are you unkillable? Or you just have infinite life? If you get shot? Yeah then do you have to live with a bullet hole in you. So you can do reckless stuff. Or are you like Wolverine and you regenerate? And do you live through it at the age that you are now? Or are you like some crusty old 1,000 year old?

Have you guys ever thought about the fact that we are all like Wolverine? No. You know how like Wolverine when he gets injured, Yeah. Like he gets a scratch or like, you know, whatever. Eventually, he heals himself. We're just like really slow Wolverines.

It's like, isn't it amazing that if you get a scratch, it eventually will heal over. We are all Wolverine. I do liken myself to Hugh Jackman a lot. Yeah. Call me Logan from now on. All right, Logan. Call me huge jackass.

Does anyone else want a hit of this? Yeah, I was gonna say, this is a conversation. I don't have the answer to it, I don't know what the answer is. Live forever or die right now, but um. Live forever. Yeah, watch me live forever. Yeah.

I'm gonna take over the world. I'll never die. It's a good question to ask your most wasted friends at afters this weekend. You imagine? Brian Clint at ZM. The ZM podcast network. That is the end of the Brian Clint show.

Let's go. Thank you for joining us. Let's go. It's the last of us night. Yeah. Oh, you can't watch it tonight because you're twice away. Yeah, so don't tell me what happens.

So what are you gonna watch? Watch your show, because everyone in the couple has this. Yeah. Oh, you can't watch it tonight because your wife's away. Yeah, so don't tell me what happens. So what are you gonna watch? What's your show? Because everyone in a couple has this. The show they watch when their partner's not there. So I watched Sopranos for a long time and there was like 100 episodes for me to get through. But that's finished now, so I've gone back to Yellowstone. Ooh, okay.

I tagged out of that new season. Your wife's not a fan of Yellowstone? Nah, she's not a Yellowstoner. So that's like your... Yeah, I'd abandoned that new season and then I thought, oh fan of Yellowstone? Nah, she's not a Yellowstoner. So that's like your... Yeah, I'd abandoned that new season, then I thought, oh no, I'll come this far, we might as well finish it. And I'm glad I have actually, I'm stuck with it.

Okay. I'm enjoying it. Well it'll be a Yellowstone night for you then. What's yours? My show that I watch, I was re-watching Breaking Bad. Oh yeah. Which is great. Yeah, yeah.

And then, it used to be The Last of Us. Oh, you Which is great. Yeah. Um and then it used to be The Last of Us. Oh you go back and watch that first season? No well it used to, that was my show that I would watch and now my partner's. It's pretty intense for her. For just an easy watch. Yeah. On my own and now my partner's into it so now that's not my show on my own. Oh she ruined it.. Yeah. Well, you don't have to worry about it tonight. You can watch The Last of Us. You can stream that on Macs on Neon from $12.99 a month. They sponsor our show, and we appreciate it.

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