ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 19th November 2021

Episode Date: November 19, 2021

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The ZM Podcast Network Hi everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast on a Friday Friday, it's Friday when it's Saturday, Sunday, what? Oh, I heard a good Friday song today Did you? What was it? Oh, that's a great question. I put it in an email because I thought it might have been a fun radio bit Oh yeah

Oh, nice Let me find it Is it a song about a Friday? It's about a Friday, yeah. I love a good Friday song. Is it Rebecca Black, Friday? No. Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday. I can't wait

for the weekend to begin. It's not about Friday, it's about the weekend. No, but you play it on a Friday so it can be a Friday song. True. True. True. Because it says, I can't wait for the weekend to begin. Which means technically it would be played on a Friday. That could be played on a Monday, that song.

Yeah, true. Yeah, that's true. Ben, you're leaving us on Tinder hot jam, right? I've got it. It's Tammy Trumpet's new song. Oh, nice. It's called Friday. Do we want to listen to it for a little bit?

Yeah, okay. Here we go. Here we go. Wait. Ah, nice. Cool Friday. Do we want to listen to it for a little bit? Yeah, okay. Here we go. You owe me it. Here we go. Wait. Is this Fisher? I'm losing it. That was the bit.

Yeah, I vibe this. Is there a chorus? Oh, probably. Needs more Savage. We need a bit update Probably. Needs more Savage. We need a bit update then. Oh, it's Friday, bitches. Fire. Yeah.

It's Friday, bitches. Very interesting video. You guys can't see it. That was my Friday contribution. I remember seeing Timmy Trumpet and and people from brisbane who went to uni i don't know if it's still around i remember this bar called the re and it was in taringa or to what to wong it was into wong and it was this place called a nice group of people you're speaking yeah there's a lot of people from brisbane that listen to this podcast they message

me all the time anyway i remember going and it was the seediest, like grossest place because all the students would go and Timmy Trumpet was playing one night and I've never seen anyone so sweaty on stage before in my whole life. That hat he wear doesn't help. He was so sweaty. I think at one point he took his top off

and he was playing the trumpet and there was just sweat coming out of the trumpet. That does happen. Legit. I was like, oh my god, I'm so glad I'm not at the front. He couldn't do that in a post-COVID world. You can't exchange bodily fluids at a concert

anymore. And that was the only reason I was going to concerts, so that's why I've resigned from festivals. Okay, it's Friday. Let's do a Friday International Birthday Banger. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. The podcast. We'll do yours if you want. You've just got to tell us what it is on our Bree and Clint podcast family private Facebook group. There's a post there you can comment on. And Mimi Hoga has done it from Innisfail in Queensland.

G'day, Mimi from Innisfail. I've been to Innisfail a few times. I used to date someone who was from there. Sugar cane farming country. Oh, yeah. Kind of near Cairns in Townsville. Hot. Like steaming hot. Yeah, Oh, yeah. Kind of near Cairns in Townsville. Hot. Like steaming hot.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice to have you, Mimi. You were born on the 9th of February 1996, so you were 16 in 2012. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Good tune. I reckon one of my favourite Sia songs. Peak Sia, Peak Flo Rida. Was just an absolute bop.

And I think it's a David Guetta as well. Yeah, maybe. Surely. It's got big David Guetta vibes. Yeah, that'd be hard to beat. That's from, and you'll hate to hear this, Brie. That song's from our prime, so. It really is.

So it gets extra points. Let's go to Rob Underwood from Ipswich in the UK. G'day, Rob. You were born on the 19th of June, 1985. So you were 16 in 2001. And on your 16th birthday in 2001, this was number one. Girl, you was number one. You know, one of my friends, his name's Josh.

He went and auditioned for Australia's Got Talent. Oh, yeah. And he did this song. Oh, no, he did Mr. Boom Bastard. Oh, yeah. And he could not sing. They call me Mr. Boom Bastard. And he just did that voice the whole time. Anyway, he made it to TV and they put him through the first round.

Did they? And then he didn't have anything else to do, so he had to come up with something else to do. People might know him. He's a social media content creator called Hi Josh. Oh, yeah. And people have probably seen that video before. So funny.

Yeah, and he just did, like, and the crowd loved it. Shog it! It's a great song. We'll do one more birthday banger for Jess Kolpenack. Kolpenack from Mornington Peninsula in Victoria. Nice to have you, Jess. You were born on the 13th of April, 1992, which means you were 16 in 2008.

And on the 13th of April in 2008 this was number one. Lovely. Did we ever do that interview with Colby Collet? Remember we had an interview with Colby Collet? Did we do it? I think we did. What was it for?

I can't remember. Was it for new music? New Colby Calais. Did we do it? I think we did. What was it for? I can't remember. Was it for new music? New Colby Calais? This song was such like a moment in time. Yeah. It was on Singstar. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. She'd be very rich off that song. Yeah, she would be. But it's not getting my vote. I'm going to look. Hold on, mate. How much do you think Colby Calais is worth in 2021?

I don't think it'll be a crazy money. I reckon she's worth like a couple mil. Okay. Hold on. How do you spell her last name? C-A-L-L-A-T. Colby Collette. Nine million.

Oh, yeah, that's decent. Yep. Shit, she done pretty good for herself They'll buy you a house in Auckland Bloody oh It's not getting my vote though Love you Colby But I have to vote for

Sia and Flo Rida Wild Ones Yeah I'll vote for that There you go everybody Mimi you win Have a great weekend We'll catch you back a wild one. Hey, everybody. Mimi, you win. Have a great weekend. We'll catch you back with a new podcast next week, everybody. Bye. Bye, guys.

Show me how you do. I want to shut down the club with you. Hey, I heard you like the wild ones, wild ones, wild ones. Oh, I like crazy, foolish, stupid, party going wild, just pumping music. Got my music left to the roof, how we do. Hey, Siri, Winnebree and Clint on. And Clint are on air in five, four, three, two. What a way to start the weekend.

One. One. One. Five, four, three, two, one. What a way to start the weekend! One, two, three, four. Hi everybody, welcome to the show. It's Brian Clint. Sorry guys. Definitely worth filming TikToks. Nah, 100%. 100% focused on the job. To work and provide entertainment for the radio. Not TikTok, just the radio, not TikTok.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just the radio. It's a big day. We need to focus. It's Adele album day today. 30 has been released to the world. So today. 30 of them. 30.

Is that it? 30 Adeles have been released to the world. So we're going to play a song every hour from the Adele album. You know what I hate about the title of this album? What? Is it makes me, who I turned 30 not that long ago, feel horrific about where I'm at in life. Right. Because she wrote this album when she was 30.

Yeah. And it's like her, what, third, fourth album. And she's got a kid and a divorce under her belt. Yeah. And a few Grammys. It just makes you remember what did you do when you were 30? Oh, that is a depressing question. Oh, look, I felt the same

when Lorde released that album when she was 16. I don't want to talk. Don't compare yourself to other people, mate. I don't even want to talk about the Lorde album at 16. That was a global success. Yeah.

Christina Aguilera didn't have her first hit until she was 38. So I made that stat up to make you feel better. I was like, I don't think that's true. Yeah, it'suilera didn't have her first hit until she was 38, so I made that stat up to make you feel better. I was like, I don't think that's true. Yeah, it's not true at all. But if you drill too deep, then everything's a lie. I'm so excited to hear some of the songs from this album, though. We're going to play one very shortly in amongst all of our Friday jams.

We're going to do Friday Okie today. We're going to play Jabbie Hi-Fi Jinx before 4 o'clock, but we'll start the show off with Tradie vs. Lady. That's right. If you want to play the last game of the week, you can call us now, 0800-DIAL-ZM. There's 50 KFC chicken dollars on the line. First track Producer Ben has selected for us off Adele's 30 is called Oh My God, and here it is, Bree and Clint, ZM.

Bree and Clint. If you just joined us and you're wondering what was that song that they played before that, that was brand new Adele. We're featuring a track an hour from her brand new album 30. That one was called Oh My God. What do people think? Text us on 9696. Did you like it? I liked it.

It sounded fresh. It sounded very cool. Bit of a different sound for her. Yeah, quite upbeat for what has already been described as a divorce album. Although I'm sure it's going to go up and down and up and down. Yeah, there's good parts of divorce, you know, where you win certain, you know, money battles. How would you know? I'm just assuming.

How many divorces have you had? You know, some people get the private jet in the divorce. I don't know. Bree and Clint's. Tradie versus Lady. She'd be gutted if she didn't get the private jet She'd be like, I paid for it She'd be like, what did he bloody pay for?

On the globe Shotting superstar What's he bloody done? Good Adele impersonations on this show Let's play Tradie versus Lady The Tradies have cracked 100 wins for the year But the Ladies can still take out the year If they get some solid wins under their belt.

That's right. Here we go. Who have we got first? Let's go with the ladies. Our lady is 42. She's from Christchurch, and she has nine brothers and sisters. Welcome to the show, Stella. I think she has nine brothers and a sister, so there's nine boys and two girls.

Is that right, Stella? Oh, it's a mix. It's a mix. It's a mix. Sorry, Clint was right. I'll shut up and go home for a Friday. Still impressive either way. It's still a lot.

You should have called yesterday when we did the... Big families. Yeah, big families phone up. It's a bit of a West Coast family. Ah, right. Oh, right, right, right, right. Nice, nice, nice. Peace be with you.

Do you have a favourite? No, no, no. Nice, nice, nice. Peace be with you. Do you have a favourite? No, no, no. Can't be saying that. I don't believe you. Let's meet our tradie today. He is 35 and he got stuck in a lift at work once. Welcome to the show, Paul. G'day, Paul.

Hey, guys. How are you? Good, thanks. Did you get stuck with anyone else in there with you? No, no, it was by myself. I had to have a sleep you get stuck with anyone else in there with you? No, no. It was by myself. I had to have a sleep for 45 minutes until someone else turned up and made the lift work. That is terrifying.

How long were you in there, Paul? Yeah, 45 minutes. Yeah, I was a courier. So my van was outside and I had half the hours actually. Oh, no. I love that you had to have a sleep. You were in there for 45 minutes. What else was I going to do?

It was about time in the morning. The lift was stuck. I just lay down. They opened the doors and I woke up. I'm like, hey. Let's just hope nature didn't call in those 45 minutes, Paul. Well, no, no, no, Brie. Nothing like that anyway.

Okay, good. Okay, Stella, your buzzer is lady. Paul, yours is tradie. First to three points gets $50 cash thanks to KFC. Good luck, guys. All right, here we go. Question number one. News out yesterday that Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello

have called time on their romantic relationship. What pop girl group was Camila Cabello originally? Tradie. Yes, Paul. You know it. I know you know it, Paul. Harmony? Fifth Harmony.

That's right. It is Fifth Harmony. You can you know it, Paul. Avastad. Harmony? Fifth Harmony. That's right. It is Fifth Harmony. You can work from home, Paul, because that's one point to the tradies. Nice work. Question number two. Here we go. Adele's divorce album is out today.

It's called 30, but how old is Adele currently? Is it 31? Did you? No. 32 or 33? Shady. Yes, Paul. 33.

She is 33. Well done, Paul. You can clean it up here. You just need one more. Here we go. Question number three. You need this one here, Stella. Yeah.

Okay, come on, Stella. You got this. Question number three. There is all kinds of stuff going on in someone's background. Sorry about that. Other than a Kiwi, name an animal that is native to this country. Lady. Yes, Stella.

Kea. Nice work. Well done. You're on the board. Here we go. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number four. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.

I'm out of touch. I'm out of touch. I'm out of love. Stacey. Stella. Shawn Mendes. Oh, it's a good guess. What about you, Paul? Yeah, nah.

How's Ed Sheeran, guys? You're going to kick yourselves. Yeah. All right, question number five. Still two to the tradies, one to the ladies. There is a Pamela Anderson TV series in the works all about her infamous sex tape with Tommy Lee. What show did she become famous on? Tradie.

Yes, Paul. Baywatch. There he is. I'm super surprised you got that one, Paul. Yeah, me too. I don't know how I remember that program. Hey, Paul, you got 50 bucks. Thanks to KFC for the weekend.

Congratulations. Thank you. Nice work, Paul. Bree and Clint. I saw this meme last night which said, being a grandpa must be tough. Some baby mispronounces a word and suddenly your name is Peepo

for the last 30 years of your life. And I thought this must be so true for so many grandparents out there and i think my parents are glad that my daughter nailed it from the outset nanny popper keep it simple keep it easy she's got it they're nanny and popper that's what they wanted what are the other ones um no they're nanny and popper as well oh no see that's not nailing it well that's that's confusing well that's not nailing it you need to have a like something to differentiate i told them that but no one wanted to budge so that's too he's problem not mine so see that's quite confusing because then what if in the future you're like nanny and popper's coming over yeah and then she's like she thinks

it's like the one nanny and popper and then the other nanny and popper come over maybe she's like oh yeah it's always a surprise for her she's like the other nanny and popper and then the other nanny and popper come over and maybe she's like oh yeah it's always a surprise for her she's like the other nanny and popper give me lollies i was all excited i put this meme up on instagram and i got a bunch of messages from people who had this exact same thing happen whether they did it as a kid or their kids did it to their parents someone's nan is nanky nanky it's very close to manky but it's stuck she is Nanky. Nanky. It's very close to Manky. I rate that. But it's stuck. She's Nanky.

Nanky. Roll with it. Someone's got a grumps instead of a grandpa. And they said he's not grumpy at all, not even slightly. Yeah, right. But he got landed with grumps. Someone's grandpa is Bompa. And someone's nan is Bunum.

And they've been Bunum for 37 years. There you go. Bunum. I like it because it's original. Really? Yeah, absolutely. I'm going to get my kids to call my mum and dad real random stuff. Really?

Like my nephew, Jonty, he's one and a half. He came up with his own name that he called my mum, Mama Di. Yeah. I'm trying to get some audio. Hopefully my sister sends me some so we can play it next. But she called, so my nephew Jonte calls my dad Nunul because that's the Italian word for grandpa. Yeah.

And then he calls my mum Nin Nin. Nin Nin instead of Nan Nan. I don't know. No idea. Just calls her Nin Nin. Does she like it? Yeah, she loves it. Does she have one in mind?

I feel like all grandparents have an idea of what they want to be called. No, she didn't really know. I think she was thinking Nanny, but she loves it because it's original to her. It's unique. Yeah. It's unique. It's different. And he came up with it.

It's like my other cousin calls my auntie Juju. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Nana Juju. I think if it's cute, it sticks because then people are like, say the thing. Say the thing. Do the thing.

Nin, nin. Nin, nin. It's pretty cute. Let's take some calls this afternoon. Did your grandparents, or maybe you are the grandparents, or maybe your parents got stuck with a weird name.

It just came out once out of a kid who didn't know what they were doing. They didn't mean to call them that. And then all of a sudden it stuck for the last 15 years of their life. Yeah, I called my nan Mole. Did you? No.

I called her Nan. Big Mole. Yeah, get in here, you big Mole. Get in here, you airy Mole. We want to know what's the weird name that your grandparents ended up with or you ended up with as the grandparent because the kids fumbled at once and everyone went, that's cute. That's what we're going to call you for the rest of your life.

I feel like sometimes kids just come up with their own thing and it sticks and that's just what people have called forever. I was saying before my nephew, Jonte, he's one and a half. I've got some audio of him. So this is him. He says, no, no, which is my dad. That's what he calls my dad. And then he calls whatever he says about my mum. And then some other words that you see if

you can pick up what he's saying. Nunu. Nauri Nunu. Nunu. Peg. Nini. Where are the ducks? Mongrel ducks.

Mongrel ducks? Mongrel ducks. Because my dad... Because your dad goes, you? Mongrel ducks. Mongrel ducks? Mongrel ducks. Because my dad... Because your dad goes, you mongrel ducks. Stop pooing on our bloody turf. And then he calls my mum Nin Nin, which he came up with. Yeah, good. Let's get some people on.

Hayley's here. Hey, Hayley. Hi, Hayley. Hello. Who is that? Is it your grandparents? It's my mother. Oh, yeah, okay.

And your kids, right? Yes, my son calls her other nana. Other nana. Oh. Because the original nana is already taken, is that right? I guess he just didn't know what to call her. That is so solid. I love that.

Does your mum know that she's other nana? She does. Does she hate it, Hayley? And it has really stuck. Yeah, right. Does your mum know that she's other nana? She does. Does she hate it, Hayley? And it has really stuck. Yeah, right. Does she hate it? She kind of sees the funny side of it now. Well, it could be worse.

He could call her, you know, worst nana. A good nana or a bad nana. Yeah. Okay, Hayley, thank you. Let's go to Sean. Hey, Sean. Hi, Sean. G'day, mate.

How are we? Good. This one's about your uncle. Yeah, yeah. So about two years old, his name is Patrick and started calling him Uncle Dick Dick and that's kind of stuck for the last 25 years. Uncle what? Uncle Dick Dick.

Yeah, Uncle Dick Dick. Is his name Richard? No, it's Patrick. Oh, it's Patrick. Yeah. Oh, well, Patrick. Obviously couldn't pronounce Patrick, so Dick Dick was just good enough. So now he's Dick Dick.

Yeah. I'd roll with that. I think that's cute. Dick Dick. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Yeah, right. Okay. That's so funny.

Good stuff. Thank you, Sean. Let's go to Steve. G'day, Steve. G'day, Big Steve. Hey, how you doing? Good, mate. Who is it?

Who's got the weird name? So my daughter, Maggie, called Grandad. She called him Janet for about six months. Oh, yeah? Why? Yeah. She was born at 24 weeks, so she's premature. Yeah, okay.

So she's got some slight speech delay, and yeah, just the only word she come out with was Janet. But you wanted to feel like a success, right? You wanted to feel like she's nailed it, so you go, yes, yes, that is Janet. From now on, Grandad is Janet. He's still fondly known as Janet now. Well, Steve, the only thing, you know, that has to happen now is your dad has to change his name legally to Janet.

Exactly. You know? And everyone wins. Definitely. Yeah, perfect. Definitely. Yeah, good. Okay, one more from Fleur. G'day, Fleur. Hi, Fleur. Hi, guys. Exactly You know And everyone wins Definitely Yeah perfect Definitely Yeah good Okay one more from Fleur

G'day Fleur Hi Fleur Hi guys I'm the grandma here Oh you're the grandma Okay I'm the grandma Can I ask first

What did you want to be called Before you tell us what it is What did you hope That you would be called I wanted to be grandma You wanted to be grandma Okay fair enough Yeah

And what did you get Our little guy calls me bummer. You know. Ah, bummer. I don't mind that. I don't mind that. It could be worse. You could have got bum hole. Yeah, exactly. And I have a sister.

I have a sister called Nikki and she's called yuckies. Yeah, right. That could have been even worse. She could have been yucky bum hole, I guess. Yeah, you know. There's always Yuckies. Yeah, right. That could have been even worse. She could have been Yucky Bumhole, I guess. Yeah, you know, there's always a worse option. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is The Latest. The biggest story in relationship news of the last 24 hours

is the collapse, the implosion, the end. Oh, come on. It's not like it's ended very, very badly, but Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello have been the it couple for a long time. They had those hit songs together. Yep. They were all over the magazines. And if I know one person who'll be happy that Shawn Mendes is single,

it's Cam Mansell. Hi, Cam. Can we not talk about this? I need nobody to know that he is single. Keep it down on the lockdown. Lowdown. What do you know about the Camila Cabello, Shawn Mendes breakup, Cam?

Because I know you're all over this. Yeah, I do follow them both on social media. It's a bit weird. Is it for this reason? Is that why you follow both of them? Yeah, just to make... Just waiting for when they broke up? Yeah, and then I can pounce.

No, but it's weird. Like, nobody breaks up with somebody and it's like, I still have more love than ever for them. Like, there's something weird that has gone on. Obviously, they want their privacy and I get that. But there is something weird. Like, they've been friends since 2015 when they first released a song together.

2019 is when they released Senorita together. And do you remember when they had that awkward kiss on Instagram? Yeah. That was 2019. That was kind of like confirming that they were in a relationship. But also confirming for the people who were suspect that for them that they thought it wasn't maybe a real relationship. Yeah, there's also a lot of rumours around that.

Because obviously that is something that happens in Hollywood. You know, there's these kind of relationships where publicists and people organise these fake relationships to boost the profiles of, you know, the celebrities. And so they go, right, we're going to put you with this person and it's a good deal for both of you because it's going to boost your profile. And people are saying, you know, could that have been

Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello? A lot of people did think that for a while, but I feel like two years is a long time to keep up a facade relationship. I think it's a very long time. I think it was genuine and just the way that he would talk about her in his documentaries and stuff like that. It definitely was

a real relationship, but there's something weird going on with the breakup. Well, there you go. That's the latest. There is a post on their Instagram that have done a press release about their breakup, which is always fun and weird it says the part I find which I mean

I think it's lovely and it's great that they've had an amicable breakup but the part where they're like we will remain best friends and be best friends like continue to be

best friends you don't know that you don't know that you will you don't know what's going to happen in the wake of a breakup to be honest the last person I want to see

regardless if I still love them or not, you know, and hang out with them, is my ex. Is my hot ex. Yeah, right. There you go. That is the latest. Cam Mantle helping us out with the scoop on that one. Remember, if you want to live free this summer, the countdown is on. You need to get your two shots now.

Bree and Clint. Time for JB Hi-Fi Jinx. Cross your fingers, touch wood. It definitely don't jinx it. ZM's Bree and Clint. JB Hi-Fi Jinx. On Thursday, December 2nd, somebody is going to receive $100,000 from JB Hi-Fi. To go in that draw, all you've got to do is buy something at JB Hi-Fi. Everything you spend, every $100 gets you an extra entry into that draw. And to celebrate, we're playing JB Hi-Fi. Everything you spend, every $100 gets you an extra entry into that draw. And to celebrate, we're playing JB Hi-Fi Jinx.

God, I've loved playing this game because so many people have won so many cool prizes from JB and there's just a lot on the line with one little game of Jinx. Great prizes for the last one. Today we're playing for a Dyson V15 and an iPhone XR.

64 gig. Bree and I will give you a demo of how it needs to work. You need to say the one you want as soon as the countdown ends. Don't wait. We'll give you the timing. You'll hear it. Because if we hear you waiting. We have to cancel both of you.

You're cancelled. Yeah, you're gone. Because technically it's cheating. So if we hear you waiting, you're gone. So we're going to give you an example now. Dyson and iPhone. Here we go. This is a demo.

Three, two, one. Dyson. Dyson. Dyson. Neither of us win. That's how it works, but we would have lost the game in that situation. You have to say something different. Catherine's here.

Catherine, don't tell us which one you want, okay? Welcome. Hi, Catherine. Hi, hi. You're going up against Lauren. Hi, Lauren. Hi, Lauren. Hello, how's it going? Welcome. Hi, Catherine. Hi, hi. You're going up against Lauren. Hi, Lauren. Hi, Lauren. Hello, how's it going?

Good, thank you. Now, you ladies know how to play, right? Yeah. Are you sure? Yeah, good to know. Okay, guys, there's no waiting. As soon as you hear that three straight after, we need you to say either Dyson or iPhone.

Good luck. Three, two, one. Dyson. Dyson. It's too long. Sorry, guys. Well, they both said the same thing anyway. Oh, they both said Dyson.

Okay. Either way, there was a pause, which means you heard what the other person had to say, which means nobody can get the prize. We move on to Dylan. Hi, Dylan. Kia ora. Kia ora. Hi, Dylan. Kia ora. Kia ora. Hey, Dylan, welcome.

You've got a shot. I bet you were glad to hear the girls muff that one, weren't you? Very excited. I bet you are. You're going up against Michaela. Hello, Michaela. Hey. Hello.

Here's your opportunity, guys. It goes three, two, one, answer. That's how it works. Dyson and iPhone, good luck. Don't hesitate. Here we go. Three, two, one, answer. That's how it works. Dyson and iPhone, good luck. Don't hesitate. Here we go. Three, two, one. Dyson, Dyson, iPhone.

No good. No good. There was hesitation. I even feel like Michaela jumped the gun a bit there. But Michaela didn't hesitate. In the hopes that she would get the iPhone, but she went really early to try and get the iPhone. You need to answer at the same time.

That's the whole game. There's no point going early. There's no point going late. Okay? Amber, welcome to the show. Hi, Amber. Hello. Hello.

You're going to go head-to-head with James. G'day, James. G'day, James. Here we go. Now you guys know the drill. Yep. If you hesitate, you miss out. If you go too early, you miss out.

Okay. And if you say the same thing, you miss out. It goes three, two, one, answer. Say it there. Here it is. Good luck, guys. Three, two, one. iPhone.

I reckon that's a win. That's a win. That's a win, everybody. They overlapped at the same time. When we're going to give it to you, that means, James, you pick up the Dyson V15 and Amber, you pick up a brand new iPhone XR 64 gigabyte. Oh, my God.

Are you stoked? Yeah, awesome. Well done, guys. Amber's so stoked, I feel like she's crying. Either that or she needs a new phone so bad we can't even hear her. Hey, great work, guys. That's JB Hi-Fi Jinx. It's been a great game to play, so thank you, JB Hi-Fi,

for putting up such great prizes. And good luck to everybody who's in the draw for that $100,000. If you want to be in at the draw, you've got to go buy something from JB Hi-Fi. Do it this weekend. Good time to do it for Christmas as well. Bree and Clint. I want to talk about this story of this guy who has been banned from a buffet.

Right. He's a food live streamer. Have you ever heard of that? Is it like mukbangs type thing? Kind of. I think they pretty much make their living and their whole job is to kind of see how much food they can eat in one sitting and they live stream it and that's how they kind of.

People watch the weirdest things these days. Mukbang is so popular. Yeah. Yeah, like people love that stuff. Anyway, this guy's name is Mr. Kang. Anyway, he's been banned from a seafood barbecue buffet in Changsha City. Yeah. Because, and this is what the restaurant said,

he's been eating the restaurant out of house and home. They said that his binges there are so excessive that they've now put a ban on all live streamers that intend to do this at their establishment. I can get that. I understand that. You go out there with the best of intentions. You go, yeah, all you can eat.

And then someone who is like a competitive eater comes through and goes, challenge accepted. But I mean, you know, is it good for the business unless he's going there every week? But I thought, you know, I want to know, is he actually eating them out of house and home? Oh, I see what you mean. Like if he's giving them publicity, should they just take the hit? Yeah. But depends, you know, if it's every week, then that's a different story. But I was like, I want to know how much this guy's eating that warrants.

Yeah. You know, because it's an all-you-can-eat buffet. Yeah. So how much is he eating where they've been like, hey, you. Yeah, because even if he's eating like food for two or even three people, it's not that big a deal, surely. So apparently he had chomped through, this is one sitting, 1.5 kgs of pork trotters at his first visit.

Right. That was one thing he did. At another visit, he chowed down on about four kilos of prawns. Four kilos of prawns? He got down four kilos of prawns. I can't imagine eating four kilos of anything. Can you imagine producer Ben eating four kilos

of prawns? Well, he has a prawn allergy so he'd be dead. Oh, true, yeah. He would just have to take one prawn, to be honest. I mean, you'd be perfect to go to this restaurant. Poor Ben, he'd love to eat four kgs of prawn, eh, Ben? You know, I tried once to have three and then obviously I went into anaphylactic shock

and rushed to the hospital. But I tried to push through. I was like, these are great. You tried? As I'm, like, struggling to breathe. Yeah, we do not recommend that. Have you had the garlic ones? Oh, the garlic ones are so good.

I can't remember. I was at the prawn farm. Garlic prawns. At the prawn... Not a good place. Did you find out that you're allergic to prawns at the prawn farm? Yeah. Wow. Yeah, probably the worst place in the whole world for you to find out. Oh, yeah.

They were like, why are you here? Yeah. Like, why'd you come here? Anyway, apparently this guy is banned from this place. They said, we don't want to see you back here because we are literally losing a ton of money from you being here. Yeah, right. Well, they've got the publicity they, well, maybe not the one they wanted, but you know,

they're world famous now, one way or the other. Absolutely. And they got, yeah, they got the publicity they wanted. I thought we could go on a bit of a hunt this afternoon and ask New Zealanders, where are the great buffets of New Zealand? Oh, this is my jam. Where are some of the best buffets? And hopefully some of them will live through COVID

and we will get to go to them at some point. As a man who comes from a buffet family, this is my topic. What does that mean? My father will not dine at an off-menu restaurant. He will only dine at an all-you-can-eat. He does not like the idea of paying for a plate of food. He wants to pay for a plate which he can fill repetitively with food. That's why we only, as a family, we only dined at buffets.

Did you guys have sizzlers here? Very briefly, but it was kind of before my time. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, sizzlers was a jam. Yeah. It was a great spot to go. Is it buffet? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, Sizzler's was a jam. Yeah. It was a great spot to go. Is it buffet?

Yeah. Yeah. It is the buffet. Well, it was back in the 90s. You know what was a great buffet in the 90s? Pizza Hut. Yeah, Pizza Hut was good. Yeah.

It was a good place. What else does a really good buffet? Valentine's had its time. Yeah. Is there still Valentine's around? I don't know, but Valentine's is a very nostalgic buffet. I feel like the buffet is slowly being phased out. You've got to get specific with this.

There are two buffets that stand out for me. One is the one that we went to in Auckland at the Cordis. It's called Eight. Eight is incredible. It's a bougie buffet, though. You're paying for that buffet, but you get your money's worth. Which I like it because you need both. You need the cheaper-end buffet places. They have their need both. You need the cheaper in buffet places.

They have their place and you want the bougie buffet places too. Also shout out to the Distinction Hotel and Conference Centre in Rotorua. That is one of the all time great buffets. Into any RSA. Do your RSAs have buffets? In Australia our RSLs, which is the same thing. I think it's mostly, I think it's

off menu. I think you go and order a meal at the RSA. Shout out to the Stanthorpe RSL. Great buffet in Queensland. Loved it. Let's put a list together. The greatest buffets in the country. Where are they? And are they still operating?

Yeah. And what's the specialty? What do you gravitate towards? How much? Yeah. You know who's got a great buffet? It's Bloody Mary's in Christchurch. In the, um... What's the hotel?

On Letterman Square. You know the one, Bloody Mary's in Christchurch. I'd love to go. It sounds awesome. Breakfast buffet. Oh, what? Let us know where the best buffets are at. Bree and Clint.

Right now we're talking about this guy who's been banned from a buffet because he was eating too much. Yeah. It was an all-you-can-eat buffet. Does anyone feel sorry for him? Nah. Because he was abusing and abusing. Yeah.

He was doing a live stream. He was probably making money out of it. Look, if he had a went once, you know how people go once and they try and do whatever challenge, then fair enough. But this guy's gone back a second, a third, a fourth time. Remember when we went to LA and we tried to eat the world's biggest pizza? That was, I don't want to think about that.

We did it with Drax Project. We didn't even get halfway through it. Not even close to halfway. There was eight of us and we didn't even get halfway through this pizza. Yeah, it was bad news. That's how big it is. We're asking you guys this afternoon, because we want to know, where are the best buffets in New Zealand? And do

you know if they're still operating post-COVID? Heather's here. G'day, Heather. Hi, Heather. What's up? You're a buffet aficionado? Well, for this one, I am, yes. Yeah, we like that, Heather. Tell us. Hook us up with the deets. It's the one up the top of the gondola

in Rotorua. I think it's called Stratosphere. I went there about five years ago and nothing has ever compared to it. Heather, you're a woman after my own heart. What was the best thing up there, Heather? I remember I ate a lot of salami because it was just so delicious. I'll be there when we get out of lockdown. Salami is my favourite thing. I know, right?

And fun fact. Yes? The RSA here in Tauranga does in fact have a buffet and it's almost as good. Keen as. Almost as good as the gondolas. Well, it's returnable anyway. Mate, the RSAs, they're not mucking around. They know how to do it.

Heather, I used to work up the gondolas on the luge in Rotorua, and that buffet was there when I worked there. The best bit of that job was that you got half-priced buffets. I see. I knew someone was lucky on the planet today. Yeah. That's a good time. And free gondola rides too to get up to the buffet.

Oh, fun. So guess where my girlfriend got taken every single special occasion? George. Queenstown. No, not Queenstown. Took her to work. Heather. Leanne's here.

G'day, Leanne. Hi, Leanne. Hello. Tell us, Leanne. How are you? Good, thank you, mate. We need to know, Leanne, where's the best buffet in New Zealand? I've got to agree with Heather.

The Oak Tree Restaurant attached to the RSA in Tauranga is amazing. So many texts are coming through about this place. It must be top notch. It is. It's pretty special. And then Genghis as well in Tauranga. Oh, my God, my dad. Like a Mont-Colombian barbecue.

Yeah, my dad fizzes Genghis, honestly. There's a lot of texts coming through for that. It's fine dining as far as he's concerned. With the Tauranga RSA, do you have to be a member to enjoy the buffet there? No, you don't. But if you are a member, you get a discount. You just sign into any RSA.

They welcome everyone. You just have to sign in. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, yeah. Yeah. Right. Okay, good. Good life hack.

Just in regards to your Valentine's question, the last time I went to Rotorua, they still had a Valentine's open, but I don't know if it's still going now. Opposite the McDonald's. Yeah. It's got pokey machines in it. Oh, what a shame.

It's Valentine's Buffet Restaurant and Gaming Lounge. I was going to say, Leanne, you don't love a bit of a burn on the old pokies? Bonus. You don't love a bit of a burn? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Might be for the old school. You might be able to go in there and go, can I get a smoking table, please? I'd like a, yeah, smoking and alcohol. Shout out to Valentine's Roto-Roa, great restaurant.

Taylor's here. Hi, Taylor. G'day, Taylor. Hi. Now, look, I feel like I've heard you're going to pick the best buffet I've ever been into in New Zealand, aren't you? It's in Queenstown. Oh, yes, bizarre. It is.

Mate, I remember my family and I holidayed in Queenstown before I ever moved to New Zealand, and I was like, what is this glorious place? Oh, my God, so amazing. It's like the best, like all the different country cuisines, like American and Asian and the dessert world. You literally felt like you were walking through like every country. It has like every type of themed station of food you could imagine.

Give us some details. We need some information so it's called bizarre where do you find this queenstown buffet taylor where do you find it yeah qt in queenstown yeah it's incredible oh and the qt the qt hotel yeah yeah in the qt and qt yeah bougie that's a bougie hotel that must be a bougie buffet. That sounds... It was so expensive. I was surprised for what you get.

The dessert wall, I just took photos of it obviously for the gram. But Taylor, am I right? Go there hungry and fill your pockets. Oh, definitely. I did some wrapping up

and serviettes. Whoa, Benz, what a picture of it. It looks unbelievable. I'm pretty sure I filled my pockets with muffins. I was like putting blueberry muffins in my pockets.

Taylor, you said the price was alright. Can I ask off the top of your head, what do you think is an appropriate price to pay for a buffet in 2021? What would you be like? Oh yeah, that's fair. I don't know, like $65, $70? Yeah, when I went to, I agree, when I went to Thailand,

and it's all about the buffets in Thailand, for anyone that's been to Bangkok and stuff like that, and you pay like $60 and then you just go nuts. Yeah, right. And you don't feel bad because you paid your money. Yeah. And I will stay there all day until they take the buffet food away. Well, and you're paying for like, it's Fuji.

It's not, you know. Yeah, fair enough. I must be stuck on some retro 2000s prices. I thought you were going to say $35. $35? No, you've got to pay a bit more because you can eat as much as you want. And in that case, definitely fill your pockets. Definitely take a little plastic lining inside your handbag and take some home for later.

Yeah, totally. Bree and Clint. home for later. Yeah, totally. Bree and Clint. Time for the one-second song challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second. One second.

Battle stations, everybody. We're about to go head-to-head guessing songs as quickly as we can. We need to put our teams together first, so let's get Ethan on. Hi, Ethan. Hello, everybody. We're about to go head-to-head guessing songs as quickly as we can. We need to put our teams together first, so let's get Ethan on. Hi, Ethan. Hello, Ethan. Hey, how's it going, guys? Good, thank you. Ethan, your job, you need to pick a team, mine or Clint's.

Go Clint, please. Yes, Ethan. Yeah, well. Yeah, the boys. Yeah, the boys. Yeah, the boys. Understandable. You're on my team.

That means George, you're coming over to my team. Yeah, no, I wanted you from the start. Yeah, the boys, George, the boys. Okay, guys, stay there. Anastasia's about to explain the game. The one second song challenge is a game where we play the start of a song. The first person to buzz in with the correct title and artist will win themselves and their team a point. First team to three points wins.

Brie and Clint go first and then the boys will give it a go. Today's theme is our number one songs from 2010. So, Ben, when you're ready, let's hear song number one. Clint, Stan Walker, Black Box. I'm telling you, Stan Walker is the greatest New Zealand artist of all time and that is one of his top three songs. Oh, I hope Dave Dobbin's not listening. Come on, George, you got this, my boy.

You got this. Yeah, I've got it. All right, boys, your names are your buzzers, so buzz in when you know the song title and name. Sorry, song title and artist. Let's hear song number two. Greetings, love. Ethan, get in there, boy.

Katy Perry, California Girls. That's all right, George. We'll give him a head start. Well done, Ethan. Give him one. We'll give him one. Just make him feel good. Awesome.

That was very good. Well done, Ethan. That was good work, man. All right. Now we're going one. Just make him feel good. Awesome. That was very good. Well done, Ethan. Well done, Ethan. That was good work, man. All right. Now we're going to go back to Bray and Clint. Let's hear song number three. Bray.

That's Rihanna. Yep. Love the way you lie. Back in the game. Well done, Bray. I'm forgetting technical. Eminem was obviously on it too. Yes, but I only need one of the artists. Come on, George, we're in this.

We're in this, George. Awesome. Boys, we're back to you. Remember your names as your buzzers. Let's hear song number four. Ethan. Yes. George.

Ethan, you got this, man. He's back. Far East Movement, like a G6. Oh! G6. Yes. George. Ethan, you got this, man. He's back. Far East Movement, like a G6. Oh! G6. G6. Yeah. Ethan.

That's okay. We've got to be humble in defeat. You know, they did a good job. Yeah. We'll get them next time. And Ethan, we've got to be humble in victory as well. Yeah, boy! Ethan, can I say, Ethan, that was solid work from you, my friend.

Yeah, very good, very good. Thank you, thank you. Very nicely done. And 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. We're good. Cheers. We're about to talk to the boys from Saatchi who have got a brand new EP today. They can't hear us just yet.

Before we go into this, I reckon we grill them. I'm thinking what you're thinking. I think we grill them. Yeah, because I've seen the EP list. They can't hear us just yet. Before we go into this, I reckon we grill them. I'm thinking what you're thinking. I think we grill them. Yeah, because I've seen the EP list. It looks great. It looks fantastic. But there's something missing. There is something missing.

Six months ago, we produced a song with Saatchi. I had some of your very emo poetry produced. That was from the notes section in my phone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very personal note. We thought it came out very well, this song. I thought it was a banger.

I thought it was definitely going to be on this EP, but turns out it's not. Game Called Love, the Brie song, not on the EP. What do the boys have to say for themselves? Let's bring them on and find out. Everybody quiet. Here they come. Are you there, boys?

We are. How's it going? There it is, ladies and gentlemen. The trilogy is complete. Welcome to the show. It's Will going? There it is, ladies and gentlemen. The trilogy is complete. Welcome to the show. It's Will and Nick from Saatchi. I'm not going to write you a love song. Hey, guys.

A different song. Yeah, a completely different song. Not even your song. Happy EP release day, guys. Have you been on the champagne since breakfast? Not yet, but this day is absolutely begging for some sort of celebration. Yeah, it is. Totally is.

I mean, we're so keen for this new EP, Breakfast with Ella, which is obviously the follow-on to Nights with Ruby. Is the next EP going to be Brunch with Mojitos? Yes. I don't know how you picked that one. I knew it. I told Clint. I reckon it's a vibe.

I reckon it's going to be Kick Ons with Montel. Oh, that's good. Kick Ons with Montel is not an EP, I can assure you of that. It's a live stream. Boys, look, we want to celebrate with you and we want to be joyous and everything about the new EP. It's just we've looked at the track listing and there is a... Looks fantastic.

It looks all right. It's just to me there's a glaring omission. There's one song that has not made the EP. Any idea what song that might be? Yes, Bree song. Yes, Bree song. That's right, lads. Game Called Love.

Yes. Unfortunately, yeah. No, sorry.. That's right, lads. Game called love. Yes. Unfortunately, yeah. No, sorry. Couldn't get it past the label. We couldn't afford Bree's talent fee. Really? How much is your talent fee, Bree? Because I'll spring for it.

If it's not too late to get it on the EP, I'll pay your talent fee. I mean, it's a cool $14. I didn't think it was too steep, to be honest. Crazy money. We cannot be doing that. too steep, to be honest. Crazy money. We cannot be doing this. Times are tough. COVID and all of that. I mean, Game Called Love.

We'll just take a quick listen. It's a big summer vibe, but I guess that can remain a fan track, right? Yeah, it's a definite fan track. That's just for the fans. And in years to come, if you've got a copy of Game Called Love, it'll be like having a Beatles white album original pressing, right? Yeah, it's a definite fan track. That's just for the fans and in years to come if you've got a copy of Game Called Love it'll be like having a Beatles white album

original pressing, right? We could make it an NFT. That'd be the cool thing to do. Wow, you guys are cool Gen Zers. That's such a great idea. You should have seen Producer Ben's eyes light up with that idea, boys.

He was like, oh my God, this is happening. Ben's about to find out how to take commission on it too. He always takes commission. He takes all the commission. That's his game called love. Well, to be fair, that's how Ben gets paid so that's fair enough. Will and Nick, we're stoked for you guys.

Even if Bree's song hasn't made the cut, there are six great tracks on there. Thank you so much. And we want to play the latest single from you guys Called Falling Backwards I'm so keen for this lads And just in time for summer I feel like this is going to be the EP of summer

Fingers crossed Brunch with Mojitos I mean Breakfast with Ella We're workshopping that for the next album We'll see And now it's time Brie and Clint. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment, Friday Okie.

I love Friday Okie. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Okie. Thanks, Brie and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Okie. It has been a very big week of Taylor Swift.

It has. Before today. Yes. And of course, you know, if you were a Swifty or if you're just someone on this planet,

you would realise she re-released her Red album last weekend. Yeah. Big news. On there, there is the

Jake Gyllenhaal song. She has a lot of songs about ex-boyfriends. The song you've chosen for us is from a different album, but it is about an ex-boyfriend. That's right. It's from my favourite album of hers and one of my favourite Taylor Swift songs ever about Harry Styles' style.

Easy. Easy. I got that red classic. Easy. Easy. I can do Taylor Swift. Yeah, me. Easy. Taylor Swift, piece of cake. She's been called the Beatles of our generation.

Easy. Easy. No worries. Have we done a Taylor Swift song before? Yeah, we've done Shake It Off. Did we? I think so, yeah. God, I can't even remember that.

Because I butchered it. I absolutely butchered it. I would have butchered it too. The rules dictate the person who chooses the song goes first. So what you're about to hear is Bree's style. And then you'll hear mine. After that, we would like you guys to vote on who wins Friday Oki this week. But first, it's Bree.

Come on. Any final words? Let's bring it home. Here you go, everybody. Friday Oaky on Zidim. Midnight. You come and pick me up. No headlights.

Long drive. Could end in burning flames or paradise. Go up, go up. Help me! Help me! And I should just say to leave cause I know exactly where it leads But I watch us go round and round each time You got that James Dean daydream look in your eye And I got that red lip classic thing that you like And when we go crashing down We come back every time

Cause we never go out of style We never go out of style Pretty good! Oh, yeah! Pretty good! Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I started, you know, not as good, but got stronger You hung in there for the whole song

Yeah, I hung in Alright, um Well, like I said, I mean song. Yeah, I hung in. All right. Well, like I said, I mean, easy. Yeah, piece of cake. Taylor Swift. People say I sound like Taylor Swift. Yeah, people tell me that, too.

Yeah, right? I get confused for her a lot. Looks as well. So, surely my style. Surely my style. What's your style? Shoot, style. Off key, that was my style. What's your style? Shoot style. Off key, that was my style.

Here's my Friday Oki. Midnight You come and pick me up, no headlights Long drive Could end in burning flames or paradise Fade into view Oh, it's been a while since I had even heard from you Heard from you And I should just tell you to leave

Cause I know exactly where it leads But I watch us go round and round each time. You got that James Dean daydream look in your eye and I got that red lip classic thing that you like. And when we go crashing down we come back every time. We never go out of style. We never go out of style. We never go out of style. I feel like this segment's going out of style. One of those rippers is the best Taylor Swift that you're going to hear this Friday.

And we want you to tell us exactly who it is. You can call now 0800 DIAL ZM. You can also text us your feedback on 9696 if you'd like. Yeah, the feedback will get read out. The text can't count as votes so we're looking for five phone callers.

Yeah, 0800 DIAL ZM if you want to have your say, back your winner. Yep, best feedback can win themselves some KFC chicken dollars this Friday as well. We'll get a winner of Friday Okie. Bree and Clint. We're on the quest to find a Friday Okie champion, everybody. Friday Okie!

You've heard both of us take on Taylor Swift's style. Bree sounded like this. We come back every time Cos we never go out of style. We never go out of style. Someone said I sounded like the asthmatic kid from Malcolm in the Middle.

That kid sounded dope so I'll take that. Is that a compliment? I think so, yeah. And mine sounded like this. We come back every time we never go out of style. We never go out of style We never go out of style Someone said they could hear soul in my voice this week.

I love how you always just pick out the real good bits. I need to start doing that myself. Let's find a winner, shall we? Natasha's called up. Kia ora, Natasha. Happy Friday. Kia ora, Natasha. Who's your winner for Friday Okie this week? up. Kia ora, Natasha. Happy Friday. Hi, Natasha. Kia ora. Hello. Who's your winner for

Friday Oaky this week? Well, you know, I heard Bree's and I thought, oh, not great. But Clint's wasn't any better. And I think I'm going to have to go with Bree. Yeah, right. Yes, Natasha. So you're saying mine was the less shit one?

Look, neither of you are Taylor Swift, let's just say. Okay, we'll take that. Thanks Natasha, that's one to Brie. Patrick's here. Happy Friday, Patrick. G'day Patrick. Happy Friday too. Hi guys. What were your thoughts, Patrick? Can you give us some feedback first so we can learn and build

and grow? I think Brie's doing great. It's just a bit flat on the chorus side. What do you mean on the chorus? It was flat the whole way through, Patrick. I just thought it's just on the chorus side. But about Clint, it's a bit flat at first,

but when you went to the chorus, it's kind of like you up your game a little bit more. Okay. So it's kind of like I'm going in for your version, Clint. Okay, thank you. I appreciate it. So what are you saying if we mesh my verse

and your chorus, we've got a winner? We've got a rock solid track. Okay, one apiece. Let's go to Kristen. G'day, Kristen. Hi, Kristen. Hi.

What did you think of Friday Oki this week, mate? I mean, there's only so much feedback you can give. That's diplomatic. We won't press you any further. I like how you're tiptoeing around it.

Very nice of you. Yeah, yeah. We're even at the moment. Who's your vote going to? I'm voting for Bree because she gave me a little bit of a summer vibe. Oh, thank you, Kristen. A summer vibe? That's what I was going for, actually.

She recorded that in a sarong, actually. I did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And coconut bra. 2-1 to Bree. Rachel's here. G'day, Rach. Hello there, Rachel.

Hello, Rachel. You shall know you're from London. Rachel, I want to hear, you know, your solid, just straight-up feedback. Well, you guys, I love Friday Oki, and I honestly think that this week you both did a really good job. Thanks, Rach. I thought you were going to say this week, though, you both butchered it. No, I honestly thought this week was really good.

Clint, you did a great job. However, my son is here with me and he absolutely loves Brie and she cannot do wrong. What's your son's name? Jaya. Jaya? Yeah, the master of all Jaya's. Oh, Jaya, my man. I appreciate you.

You need to teach Jaya to be objective, Rachel. Even though he loves Brie, you've got to vote for the song. Jaya, you're officially my new best friend, okay? No, I love Flint. Better be your best. It'll be your first best friend. Okay, good. He's hilarious.

Just because you've called and put in the time. Tamari, who are you going to vote for? All right, first off, Flint, I've always picked you when I've listened. Yeah. But unfortunately this week Brie well and truly beat you Really? I'm actually really shocked

at this No harsh comments but I reckon Brie you can give him some vocal lessons There it is everybody That is the cold, hard truth. And the replay goes to Bree. We come back every time

Cos we never go out of style We never go out of style I always like to be very honest with myself and I think we were very evenly bad. Yeah, we were both very good. Very evenly bad. Yeah, we were both very good. Very evenly bad this week. Very good. Very good.

That has given me a pep in my step for the weekend. I will take it. I'm going to go date Harry Styles now. Yeah, good luck. Bree and Clint. ZM Bree and Clint. That's new Ed Sheeran. It's called Graffiti on the Overpass.

No, I keep saying that. It's called Overpass Graffiti. You know when they say something different to what the title of the song is? He never says Overpass Graffiti. No, you say Graffiti on the Overpass. He says in the song Graffiti on the Overpass. That's Ed Sheeran's big graffiti song. Brian Clint's birthday banger.

Do you reckon he's dyslexic? You know, and he's went to... No, I think he's prettylexic? You know? And he's went to... Nah, I think he's pretty good with his words in, Sharon. Well, maybe he was like, oh, I'm going to do this, and he wrote the song, and then he's accidentally put it down on the album track list. I think he just wants to mess with us radio DJs.

That's what he wants. Natalie's here. Happy Friday, Natalie. Welcome to the show. G'day, Nat. Happy Friday. Happy Friday. What have you got planned for the weekend, Natalie? Oh, not too sure.

A couple of bottles of wine would be good. Yeah. That sounds like a good time, Nat. Well, at least you're honest, right? Yeah. Yeah, I already started, eh? Good girl. What's your birthday, Natalie? Nat.

I can't remember. 25th of March, Natalie? Trying to remember. 25th of March, 1988. Are you sure it's just two bottles you've had? Oh, something like that. You were 16, Natalie, in 2004. And on the 25th of March, on your 16th birthday, this was number one. The time cannot erase When you cried out Why would

Oh, what a wounder. By your tears You get Evanescence, My Immortal. Oh, that's a good song. I love that song. Yeah, but it's not what you want to hear after two bottles of wine on a Friday, is it, Natalie?

It's got a bit of a dark side to it. Yeah. It's still a good song. I rate it now. This bit? This bit? Oh, no, are we going to get it?'s still a good song I rate it now This bit, this bit Oh no, are we going to get it? I think we're going to get it, yeah, yeah Okay Nat, wait there

You're a chance at winning it An outside chance Let's go to Tracey Hey Trace G'day Tracey Hey, happy Saturday How are you? Good mate, how are you?

Good, thank you. Have you had a good week? Pretty good. Better now that it's over. Amen to that, Tracy. Let's finish it off with a birthday banger. What's your birthday? 31st of July, 72.

All right. You were 16 in 1988. And on the 31st of July in 1988, this was number one. I could spend forever holding on to you. and on the 31st of July in 1988, this was number one. Who is this? I thought you would know. It's called Sweet Lovers. Do you know this song, Tracey?

Oh, I have to admit that I do. Do you know who it's by, Tracey? No, I don't. This is the Holiday Makers on this track. Where are they from? I don't know. This, this, this. Sorry, Tracey.

Musical hook is familiar, but. It's been a while since a birthday banger has stumped us, Trace. Oh, there you go. Yeah. It's time for everything. There you go. Okay, wait. I feel bad for you.

New Zealand. Are they? Now you look bad and I look fine. I do not look bad. I wasn't here. I own every nature's best CD that was ever put out and there's no holiday makers on there. You were here in 1988, just.

Just. But you were here. were here in 1988, just. Just. But you were here. Powing in my nappy. Okay, Trace, wait there. We'll do one more birthday banger for Amy. Hi, Amy. Hi. Amy, what's your birthday, mate?

The 27th of April, 93. All right, Amy, you were 16 in 1999. And on the 27th of April, this was number one. Geez, another one I've never heard. Who's this? I feel like remember that Britney underground New Zealand artist? Yeah. Britney Spires. Amy, do you know this one?

Of course. I mean, who doesn't on the planet know this song? Big week for Britney too. She got freed from her conservatorship, so that will go in your favour, Amy. Yeah. Yeah, okay. I mean, it's a classic.

I just looked up the Holiday Makers, apparently one hit wonder. Oh, really? That's why you wouldn't know them. Some descendants of the Holiday Makers are probably listening right now going, how dare you not know Mum's band? We didn't say we didn't like your song.

We just said, you know, we didn't know you guys. But the song sounds great. We've got to vote. I'm voting for the Holiday Makers. Are you? No, I'm voting for Britney Spears. Britney Spears. Oh, well, maybe.

I know the producers wouldn't know that Evanescence song. It's a wounder for a Friday. No one wants to hear that. I just hear a little bit more. I just want to hear a tiny bit more just to make a decision. I love Amy Lee. She's got a great voice, but this is not a Friday vibe. Yeah, maybe Wake Me Up would have been a bit more.

Yeah, I'd vote for Wake Me Up. All right. Britney Spears, baby, one more time. Oh, yeah. Amy, you just won birthday banger. Congratulations. Yay. Here we go, everybody.

Last queen. Here we go. Brian Clint. It's Friday on ZM. Brian Clint. Look, this is quite interesting for me because it's enlightening. I feel like you learn some stuff. And if you haven't heard of the New Zealand lockdown memes page. Well, where have you been, bitch?

Where have you been? Because everyone's on it. It's the best. I reckon it's the best meme page in New Zealand because of the amount of original content they crank out. And that's why it's so good because a lot of it is original. And you and I both, this caught both of our eyes today. And it's two memes. One's about the guys and one's about the gals.

And pretty much the red flags to look out for this summer. The 10 guys and girls that will ruin your life this summer. The 2021 edition. We're going to go through each of the two genders and then see if we can build on this. Would you like to tell us what girls to watch out for first, Brie? Okay. I'll do the girls. Number 10, it says cotton candy vapors.

But if they're on the strawberry or watermelon, they're fine. Oh, is that? Okay. No, but that doesn't say that. You just need to check their pod. Anastasia, you're in the studio. This is a place of work. There's a sound effect and I'm sick and tired of this shit, Gav.

What about the boys? What's number 10? Number 10, guys who widen their teeth. Oh, that one's a bit rough. It depends how badly your teeth need whitening. And I say that as a guy who whitened his teeth this year. No, I think it depends more on how white you go. How white.

And do you own one of those USB charging blue light things and just walk around with it? But there you go, guys who whiten their teeth. If girls are allowed to whiten their teeth, guys are allowed to whiten their teeth. Let's be fair. Okay, number nine for the girls. Number nine, girls who only use dating apps to plug their IG handles. Anastasia. Producer Anastasia.

Is that a thing? I'm sick and tired of these shit gags. No, you know, I've seen them on Tinder. It's where they're like, I never come onto this app. Follow me on Instagram. Yeah, they'll ruin your life. Number nine is guys who use sunbeds. They're ruining their own life in the sunbeds.

No one should be using a sunbed in 2021. Get some Bondi Sands and get some sunscreen. I agree. Yeah, get rid of that. Number eight for the girls, Dyson vacuum owners. I resent this one. I resent this. That's not cool, man.

I don't think that's a red flag. Number eight for the guys, guys who reply with the see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil monkey emojis. Because they think they're being cute? Yeah. I don't know. That might be a bit harsh, that one. But according to lockdown memes, they'll ruin your life this summer.

Yeah, all right. Number seven for the girls, apple cider vinegar gummy eaters. Absolutely. I'm on board this one. If it's in a gummy, it's not good for you. No. Stop kidding yourself. It's got sugar in it.

Number seven is guys who wear ripped jeans. That's rough. I like a ripped jean on a boy. Yeah, but you're not dating one No but when I see guys I'm like oh yeah they look hot Like ripped jeans on guys Some can pull it off

I'm a little bit like get back to Love Island bro Well it depends It has to be right guy right time Number six Mazda Alexa drivers Which you know is so interesting Because the Mazda Alexa driver Hit me the other day when I was driving. So I definitely say this one's true.

That is a girl who ruined your life. Yeah. Number six, guys who ruin your life, guys with hair short on the sides and long on the top. Is that the mullet cut? It's kind of like a frolet. Is that the – It's kind of like a comb over, but it's not a comb over

because you're not bald underneath. All the All Blacks have got them at the moment. Yeah, I've seen them. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Number five. I can't say that one.

Number five for the girls, it's his registered nurses. Oh. That is so off. I'm not here for that content. You can't be. You're dating one. Oh. That is so off. I'm not here for that content. You can't be. You're dating one. Exactly. And nurses, can I say, are the best human beings on the planet.

Not a red flag at all. Let's move along. Guys who will ruin your life, number five, pink pals, drinkers. What if they're on the yellows? Yellow, absolutely Yellow's good to go Pink, purple If they're on the park rangers, wife that man

Yeah Number four for the girls Girls whose names start with J Now you're just profiling people with J names Oh, Jenastasia That's not even my name Stop trying to relate me to every red flag. Number four is guys who wear double gym shark.

I don't know what that is, so move something along. Number three, girls who make Instagrams for their dogs. Yeah, I mean. You haven't done that yet, so you're safe. Nah, nah, not for me. Number three, guys who will ruin your life, real estate agents. That's so rough. That's so rough. That is so rough.

So my best friends are real estate agents. Do not date them. There you go. Number two, oh, this is so off. It says for the girls that will ruin your life in 2021, astrology believers. Look, my wife is an astrology believer. I like astrology. It's a bit of fun.

And as long as you don't, you know. As long as they're not hurting anyone. Take it as verbatim. Like, it's just a bit of fun. Number two for the guys is cracked iPhone owners. They'll ruin your life. I don't know why that feels so true, but I guess if he doesn't have his iPhone in order,

he doesn't have his life in order. Yeah, you know you don't have your stuff together. This list is very judgmental, but we didn't write it, so there you go. Number one. One more each. One more each. Number one for the girls that will ruin your life in 2021. Collagen creamer consumers.

Absolutely right, that one. They're right up with their guys who shop at Zara. That's number one for the blokes. I think we've done enough judging. I don't think we need to add to this list. Yeah, no more judging. I think that's perfect. No more judging.

But remember, if it's your life this summer, you want to have it ruined, go right ahead. You do whatever you want. Yeah, real estate agents, guys, have usually got nice cars at least anyway. Yeah, so you'll be in air conditioning. Free in Clint. On the weekend, it's called One Right Now. Look, how would you react when you heard that you won life-changing money? Like you never had to work again money.

You could pay off all of your friends and family's mortgages kind of money. I think I'd cry. Yeah. But I'm a delayed reactions guy. Like I've had good news and bad news in the past, which hasn't sunken in the moment. It's taken a little while. Nah, I don't think it takes a little while when you find out you win but not for me really it'd

be instant kind of reaction fist pump absolutely um and there's this audio i found and it's a guy named andrew clark uh he's from boston over in the uk um lshire. And he pretty much he has this winning ticket or so he thought. He didn't know if it was a winning ticket or not because he's someone who buys tickets all the time. Right. And he checks them every couple of months. Got it. But someone had scooped the major mega powerball,

whatever you want to call it, where pretty much he'd won 76.3 million pounds, which I've done the math. I've done the math. It's 145 million NZ dollars. Whoa. Okay. Yeah. Anyway, the audio of where he calls the lottery place to see if he confirmed

he actually has won, his reaction is not what you would think. Take a listen to Andrew Clark's reaction. Hi there, it's Craig at the National Lottery. How can I help? Hello mate, I think I've won a few quid. Okay, let's have a look for you. Okay, yeah. So, 76 million.

Yeah. So you're the person with the ticket? Yeah, well it was. My niece kept saying about looking at my tickets because I only check them about every three months. Last night, I checked them. Wow. What an amount of money.

£76,369,806. Just a little bit then. Do you know what you're going to do with any of that? No. I haven't got a clue. That guy is... It's weird. It's a weird reaction if you ask me. going to do any of that? No. I haven't got a clue. That guy. It's weird. It's a weird reaction if you ask me.

A robot. So weird. His reaction was yup. Yeah, it was very strange and it reminded me of something that's happened on our show when we gave away with JB Hi-Fi the biggest amount of money we've ever given away.

That's right. And it was $100,000, right? Yes. Which is a shit ton of money. To a man called Jim. A man called Jim, and he pretty much had the same reaction as this guy. Take a listen. Maybe just a bit of good news for you, Jim.

You've won $100,000. Oh, wow, really? Jim! Jim, the most casual winner I've ever heard in my life. $100,000. Oh, great. Thanks very much. Yeah, I'm triggered by Jim.

Wait, isn't it exactly the same? Yeah, it is. What the hell is going on? We said to Jim, and it exactly the same? Yeah, it is What the hell is going on? We said to Jim, and we asked the same question as that lot ago We said, what are you going to do with your $100,000? And he goes, I don't know, I'll have to think about it Maybe pay some bills Cool, thanks Jim

That's not the way radio works, mate How about you cry next time for God's sake? Give us something We'll pay you $100,000 for a better reaction Far out Jim On ZM Feed by KFC Get the full menu delivered to your door with the KFC app

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