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In Auckland, New Zealand, it's Brie and Clint.
G'day everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint Show.
G'day guys, happy Tuesday.
Happy Tuesday.
Good to be here, great to be here.
Love it, live it, life. Happy Hikoi Day. Man, be here. Great to be here. Love it. Live it.
Life.
Happy Hikoi Day.
Man, that looks impressive down there in Wellington.
Yeah, a lot of people are travelling or have travelled to Wellington. Have travelled.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Some probably still travelling to Wellington to be a part of it.
It's a beautiful thing when it's done properly and peacefully, that kind of protest.
And there are tens of thousands of people on the lawns of Parliament at the moment.
And it's awesome.
Remember that petition that we talked about last week
where people could sign it
to stop the Treaty Principles Bill going ahead?
And we were like, wow, it's got 25,000 signatures.
They've just presented it to Parliament.
How many?
It has 200,000 signatures.
Just goes to show when people care,
they will show it. Yeah, you're right. It's people power, isn't it? Yeah, it is. It goes to show when people care, they will show it.
Yeah, you're right.
It's people power, isn't it?
Yeah, it is.
It's the power of people.
Yeah.
Well, Toitu Te Tiriti.
That is very cool.
We're watching that.
That'll be in the news this afternoon.
We've got a fun show on the way for you guys today.
We are going to play Add to Cart.
The third item is going in at 4 o'clock,
and then you'll have the chance to win it at 5 o'clock.
What's the third item today, Claude?
Is it something good?
We had the best item yesterday, didn't we?
The shark hair thingy.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Listen, I can't tell you exactly what it is.
Is it as good as the shark hair thingy?
Is it on our sheet?
Probably.
I want to see.
Maybe not.
Maybe we haven't told you yet. Oh, it's not on the sheet.
Oh, no.
You're just going to have to wait until 4 o'clock.
Scandal.
Is it better than the shark hair thingy?
I wouldn't say better.
Okay.
It's still very good, though.
I've seen what it is.
What is it?
Is it good?
Give me a clue.
Oh, I wouldn't say.
I mean, depends what you're into.
True.
Because I feel like yesterday.
Well, the shark hair thingy wasn't much use to me. Exactly. Exactly right. I wouldn't say, I mean, depends what you're into. True, true. Because I feel like yesterday.
Well, the shark hair thingy wasn't much use to me.
Exactly.
Exactly right.
So I feel like there's something for everyone today, for sure.
Okay, four o'clock, we'll add our third and final item for Zedium's Add to Cart, thanks to Mighty Ape.
First, though, Tradiverse Lady rolls on.
The lady's on 101, the tradie's on 94 this afternoon.
Bree and Clint.
Anyway, it's time for Treaty vs. Lady. It's Treaty vs. Lady.
Three, two, one, let's go.
Yes, welcome along to the highest,
no, the most contested game in radio.
The most contested game.
Most highly contested game.
Most hotly contested. Most hotly contested.
Most hotly contested game in New Zealand radio.
Correct, correct.
That's 100% factually correct.
Where the tradies take on the ladies.
We keep score.
The tradies on 94 and the ladies Cruella Deville did yesterday.
They hit 101.
Our lady's in Masterton.
She's 30.
She's married to her high school sweetheart.
Welcome to the show.
It's Bailey.
G'day, Bailey.
Hi.
Be honest.
Has your high school sweetheart gotten hotter over time?
Like a fine wine.
Oh, see, you picked well.
Like a fine wine.
You saw potential and you ran with it.
Okay, you're taking on our tradie from Hamilton, the 32,
and they are the worst kayak fishermen in Hamilton.
Welcome to the show.
It's Chad.
G'day, Chad.
Hey, how's it going?
Why would you say you're the worst kayak fisherman in Hamilton?
I've been kayak fishing for about a good six months now,
and I still ain't put anything on the table in terms of kayak fishing. You've caught
nothing? Nothing.
Really? Where do you kayak fish? In the river?
Raglan
Harbour. Oh, Raglan Harbour. I was going to say
don't go on the river, you'll catch three-eyed fish.
Okay, Chad, your buzz is tradie. Bailey, your
buzz is lady. First to three correct answers
wins $50 cash.
Good luck, guys. Here we go.
Question number one.
Which animal is known to have the longest lifespan?
I'll give you a clue.
It's a real slow animal.
Lady.
Yes, Bailey.
A sloth?
It's not a sloth.
Not a sloth. Chad, you want to guess? It's not a sloth, no.
Not a sloth.
Chad, you want to guess?
It's not a fish.
Pass.
It's not a snail.
We're looking for giant tortoise.
We would have taken turtle if you'd said that.
Yeah, giant turtle, turtle, giant tortoise.
Question number two.
No points there.
What kind of tree do acorns come from?
Is it a maple, a pine or an oak?
Tree.
Yes, Chad.
Maple.
Worth a guess, but no.
Bailey, your choices are pine or oak?
Oak.
Oak.
Oak is on the money.
Of course, pine trees have pine cones.
Question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
Lady.
Bailey's in.
Lord.
It's Lord.
It is, of course, Lord.
She is away and flying with two.
You need this one here, Chad, to stay in it.
Question number four.
What geometric shape is associated
with the playing field in baseball?
Lady.
Yes, Bailey, for the win.
Hixagon?
Hixagon. No, it's not the baseball
Hixagon. Not a bad guess, Chad.
I was going to say
Hixagon as well. No.
It actually doesn't have as many sides.
It's a diamond.
It's a diamond, the baseball diamond.
Baseball diamond.
Okay, no points there.
Still two to the ladies.
Question number five.
Taylor Swift is currently dating NFL tight end Travis Kelsey,
but can you name one of her other exes?
Lady.
Yes, Bailey.
Harry Styles.
Harry Styles. She's got it. We'll take Harry Styles. Well done.
She's a lady.
Oh, oh, oh.
She's a lady. A lot of groaning
coming from you, Chad. I imagine that's the same
noise you're making while you're out there kayak fishing
catching nothing.
Yeah, 100%. I feel like Chad
was waiting for a question in his
wheelhouse and he goes, none of these are in my wheelhouse.
Oh well,
you gave it a go. I'm lucky, Chad.
Call back and play again anytime.
Well done, Bailey.
50 bucks, we'll get it out to you.
Congratulations. No worries.
I came across
an interesting fact about the country of Singapore.
Oh, yeah, okay.
The other day.
Have you been?
I've never been, always wanted to go.
The cleanest place I've ever been in my life.
Yeah, I've heard it's beautiful, very rich.
Very wealthy.
A lot of money in Singapore.
I remember when I was at boarding school,
a girl who'd been living, her and her family, they were Aussies,
but they'd been living in Singapore pretty much, I mean,
for the last 10 years of her life and they came back.
Very muggy.
Yeah.
And she, I remember, so this was back in like the 2000s
and she came to the boarding school because her family hadn't moved yet.
Yeah.
And she said to me, I was like, oh, what's Singapore like, you know?
And she goes, well, in Singapore you can get McDonald's delivered.
And in the mid-2000s that was unheard of.
That was a big deal.
Yeah.
We can only get pizza delivered.
We were like, what?
What is this
futuristic land you speak of?
Anyway, this
law that I read about
in Singapore isn't very
futuristic. Apparently
did you guys know that it's illegal
to walk around your
own house naked?
In Singapore? To walk around in your house
naked, it is illegal
even if it's a private place
you can't be naked if you're exposed
to public view.
Oh, if you don't have the curtains pulled.
Yeah. Yeah, right. So like if people can
see you, like even
like if you're in like whatever story
building, like if people can see you
that's illegal. No, I didn't know that was illegal.
Weird, eh? Yeah, weird one to police too. Like if they got police with, that's illegal. No, I didn't know that was illegal. Weird, eh? Yeah, weird one to
police too. Like if they got police with binoculars
just like trying to find people.
Imagine calling the police to
to dob someone in. To dob
an ugly naked guy just like on Friends.
Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sorry. It got me thinking about
other weird laws
they have in different countries. Well, I know
in Singapore it's illegal to chew chewing gum.
Yes, correct.
Huge fines for chewing gum in Singapore.
Yeah, big, big fines.
I feel like that's a rule in a few places around the world
to try and keep places clean.
Yeah.
But, yeah, that is a strange one.
In Scotland, did you know if you knock,
if someone knocks on your door and asks to use your toilet,
they have to legally...
You have to let them?
Yeah.
Really?
Yes.
Do you remember that time we did the...
How could I forget?
Where were we?
Were we in Oamaru?
Clint went in and did a poo in someone's house.
No, I didn't.
No, I didn't.
Were we in Oamaru?
No.
Yes.
We were in Oamaru.
They'd just been voted New Zealand's friendliest town.
And we thought, let's test it. So we decided we would
go door knocking and ask people if we could
use their toilet. Remember how beautiful
the lady, I went to her house
and I've knocked on her door and it was this older
lady. Yeah. Experience
lady. Yeah. And
she was so lovely. And then
she wouldn't let me leave because she just wanted to chat
so I ended up just speaking to her for like 20
minutes. And she didn't know that we had Brie mic'd
up and we were filming
from the car and we were like, oh, what is she doing
in there? And she wanted to show me
all of her plants and I was like, oh
that's so nice and I just hung out
with her in her garden for a bit.
She was so lovely. My issue was, I got an
old lady as well,
but my issue was I didn't need to go toilet.
So she said yes, and so I had to go into the toilet
and then just like run the tap for a bit and then flush it.
Wasn't she scared of you?
Probably.
Yeah.
Yeah, if a six-foot man knocks on your door and asks to use the toilet.
I'd tell you no.
I'd be like.
I would say no as well.
I'd be like, is it a number one?
Go do it in the bush.
I wanted her to say no.
Yeah.
She didn't though. She didn't. She was like, is it a number one? Go do it in the bush. I wanted her to say no. Yeah, she didn't though.
She didn't. She was like, come on in.
In Canada, there's a law
in place that prevents you from paying for
a purchase with too
many coins. That is a good
law. Yeah. Those punishers
are going there and they tip out their bloody
piggy bank onto the counter.
For like a parking fine or something.
So it's illegal in Canada. You can't do that.
There's an Italian city where the beach, if you're on the beach, it's illegal to build
sandcastles.
No.
Yeah.
What's the beach for?
I don't know.
Laying on?
The beaches are digging holes and building sandcastles.
Apparently it's illegal.
And playing Vortex Megahelm.
Maybe it's like all typical European beaches where there's no sand.
So they're like, don't touch the sand.
It's all rocks.
The tiny bit of sand that we have is for laying down.
It's all rocks and topless women.
And then this was the craziest one to me.
Apparently in Denmark, you can't just name your child whatever you want.
There's a certain list of names and then you have to adhere
and pick one of those names off that list.
You choose a name from the Danish name register.
So everyone in Denmark has the same bloody names.
Danish?
Danish people are from Denmark, aren't they?
I could go Danish.
Claude, have you got any Danishes out there?
I'll take a scone.
Anyway, we thought we would ask, not your country, but your house.
Those are weird laws enforceable around the world.
Yeah.
What was the weird law that you grew up with in your house when you were a kid?
Did you have any weird laws in your house?
My dad tried to enforce the no chewing gum rule because he has a chewing gum phobia.
We had that in our house.
And mum was like, pass off.
Mum was like, no eating sand from the sand pit.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Wow, what a tyrant.
Sometimes you just get the urge, though, don't you?
Yeah, sometimes you just get a craving for a bit of sand.
A bit of sand.
My dad also tried to ban tomato sauce.
He wasn't successful on that one.
Your dad?
What is going on?
Yeah.
Tomato sauce?
You're banning that in the Kiwi household.
He didn't get away with it.
He didn't get away with it.
I was going to say, your mum would have divorced him.
Oh, $800.00.
Text 9696.
We want to know the weird laws that were enforced by your parents
in your house when you were a child.
We've just been talking about weird laws around the world.
Different countries have some weird laws.
And it got us thinking about weird rules and laws that were in your household.
Yeah, when you were growing up.
Did your parents just come out with a weird rule that didn't make any sense
but it was normal to you because that's just how it always was?
Well, they were the law back then.
They were the head honchos as far as you were concerned.
They laid down the law.
It started and ended with them.
We've got some fun
and funny ones coming up. There's some real
random ones. Someone said
and I feel like this is bad parenting.
They said as kids
if we farted,
are they on the line? It's Candice I think. Oh can we talk
to Candice? Candice?
Hello. What was the horrible thing your
dad did to you guys as kids?
Yeah, so he thought
if one of us kids farted,
he thought it was highly rude and
obviously meant that we needed to go to the bathroom.
So he would make us sit in the toilet
for 10 minutes. For every fart that
you did? Well, he tried
whether he was successful or not is another
story. And Candice. Every time.
Would your dad go sit on the toilet for 10 minutes
every time he dropped his guts?
It'd probably be like half an hour.
Yeah.
Did that scare you as a child, Candice?
Were you too scared to fart until you were an adult?
Not really, actually, not really.
Well, that's good.
I'm glad to hear.
There were a few of us, so we just blame the other.
You guys needed a dog. That's why Candice has a dog. Yeah, yeah, you need a dog. Okay, thanks, Candice. Sarah's here. I'm glad to hear. She was a few of us, so we just blame the other. You guys needed a dog.
That's why Candice has a dog.
Yeah, yeah, you need a dog.
Okay, thanks, Candice.
Sarah's here.
Hi, Sarah.
Hi, Sarah.
Hello.
What was the weird law in your house growing up?
So, first off, long-time listener, first-time caller.
Wait a second, Sarah.
There she is.
We finally reeled her in. Thanks for finally calling through. Welcome, Sarah. There she is. We finally reeled her in.
Thanks for finally calling through.
Welcome, Sarah.
Yeah, welcome on board.
What's your weird law?
Thank you.
Well, it's actually, I'm the parent.
Oh, okay.
In our house, if there is a film that came from a book,
then our kids have to read the book first before we let them watch the film.
Really?
Are your kids fast readers?
What if they can't get through the book in the time
the movie's in the cinemas?
I think there might be a little bit of cheating going on,
but, you know.
Hey, give or take.
That's not a bad rule, you know.
Are you going to make them read the script to Wicked
before they go and see the Wicked movie?
Maybe in a little bit with song and dance.
Yeah, in a performance before they go into the cinema.
You've got to do it.
Why not?
It's a limited time
where you're in charge.
You've got to flex that muscle
where you can, right, Sarah?
Totally.
Yeah.
I feel like Sarah's just
laying down that law
just because she can.
Because she can.
Yeah.
We asked what's the weird law
in your house growing up.
Someone said no Simpsons,
no Futurama,
no South Park,
no red food colouring
of any kind, no Holden
cars in the driveway and no rap music.
So no fun.
Who was the fun police in that family?
That person clearly didn't grow up in West Auckland.
What the hell? They're all the
best things about being a kid.
Especially the Holdens.
How many kids' friends have a
Holden? No Holdens in the driveway.
What if your friend's dad drives a Holden?
You're not in charge of that.
We'll allow SSs, not S.
Yeah, right.
Someone said, no tattoos until 25 and never pluck your eyebrows.
I appreciate my mum so much for these laws,
so much so that my eyebrows are still amazing today
and I've never touched them, age 36.
Well, there you go.
I love this text.
These are weird laws in your house growing up.
I was not allowed to wear denim when I was a kid.
My dad said it made us look too hard.
I remember being upset because all my mates were wearing denim.
I love the idea of your kids looking too tough.
Was he scared that he was going to be intimidated by his children?
Like what? Did the denim jacket
have a gang related like patch
on the back of it? Yeah some kind of like
did dad
get bullied at school by a guy
in a denim jacket? Maybe it was double
denim. That was too far.
Yeah. Yeah that's weird.
Someone else said. This is so
good. A law in our house was that you couldn't use the word poos.
You had to say motions.
May I be excused?
I have motions.
How, that sounds like a family from Remuera.
This is very common, this one.
My parents told us that we weren't allowed to turn lights on inside the car or
have our windows down on the motorway
as it's illegal and we would get
arrested if we did.
Parents in the 90s and 2000s
were so terrified of a light
going on in the car. I can't
see! I can't see! I'll drive off
the road! I remember the one
time that we turned the light
on in the car when my mum was driving
and there was this
I reckon small
dinner plate spider
huntsman spider sitting
directly above my mum's head
in the car. Really?
Yeah. And you turned the light on and you could
see it? And we turned the light on
because my mum was like, there's something on
the roof, I can hear it. And then we turned it on and there was this huge huntsman spider that was
about this big yeah and then then her plan was she's put down the window and then the plan was
i grabbed a book or a magazine or something yeah and then the plan was to swipe it off
and flick it out the window yeah except she didn't put the window down far enough.
So it went into the window and back onto her.
Did she drive off the road?
Yeah, it was close.
And you know why?
Because the light was on.
Because there's a light on in the car.
My daughter Tui is five.
She's at school now.
And today was her first athletics day.
Did she win anything?
So, yeah, well, we went along to watch them do athletics.
There's no winners at that age.
It's just you go out and you do the things.
You do some running.
You do some shot put.
You do some high jump.
You do some long jump.
So there's no competing?
Nah.
It's all five-year-olds.
When do they start competing?
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know
when we start racing them. I'm not sure. And then we can battle them. I don't know when we're going
to put her into a big race. All the parents were there and I brought up, you know that iconic mum's
race that they used to do when there's that footage of Princess Diana smoking all the other
mums at Prince Harry's school because she goes in the mum's race and she blitzes them? Yes. I said
to some of the mums there, I said, we've got to
get you guys racing. And then
me and the dads can bet on you guys.
Wouldn't that be a great fundraiser
for the school? Yeah, that's
the right thing to say.
None of them were keen. I bet.
The thing about Athletics Day, because Tui is
my first child to
go to school, so I haven't experienced this before,
but it's where you
truly get to find out if your kid is fast or not.
And competitive.
And competitive.
Well, actually, not if they don't make them compete.
Yeah.
I hate that, can I say?
What's that?
That they don't make, well, I don't, we don't know, right?
I remember when I was at school, we started competing in grade one.
So when we were six. Yeah, right. So from
six, that was my favourite
day of the year. Yeah, but you've got
that competitive thing in you, so you would have loved it.
But I loved it. It was so fun. Yeah, you would
love it. You got to compete and I won
most of the stuff. Exactly right. It was
awesome. I think when they're really young, they just want
them to find the fun of
that sort of thing.
Lame.
That's no fun.
What a race.
What's the point of racing if there's no winners?
God, you would have been an awful child.
I was so competitive.
Yeah, I know.
Someone texts through and they said, I'm a teacher and I make the year zeros compete.
Ha ha ha.
Yeah, right. Yes.
See, I like that teacher's attitude.
Like I was saying, though, it's your first opportunity
to find out if your kid is fast or not.
And deep down, deep down, we all want a fast kid.
Most kids aren't.
You want them... No.
And as someone who's not particularly athletically gifted,
I don't know why I thought that there was a chance
that my kids would get it, but I did.
I was like, imagine if I've got a fast one.
Imagine if I've got a...
You never know.
You never know.
It can just mutate
in a kid. It could have been somewhere, someone in the
gene pool that I'm not aware of.
And so my daughter's there lining up on the start
line of the race. It's only like a 20 metre
running race. And I was
standing with my wife and I said to Tilly, I said
I want to see you go fast, okay?
She goes, leave her alone. Nah.
You've got to push them.
If you don't win this race, don't come home.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No daughter of mine is going to come last.
That honestly was my dad when we were kids.
Really?
Yeah.
Not obviously that hectic, but he was like.
My dad used to give me pep talks before every soccer game I played
when I was like, I mean, I started playing soccer when I was five.
Yeah.
My dad used to give me like, he'd always do my laces up for me and do them tight and he'd give me like a pep talk.
And you turned out fine.
Yeah, I'm fine now.
I mean, taking a few years to let go of that competitive spirit, but eventually you get
it beaten out of you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anyway, it was fun.
I've got lots of videos of it.
No, you need to tell us whether she was fast or not.
I don't know if they're listening at the moment.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay, let's talk in code.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, yeah.
Was Tui, would you say she was like a Usain Bolt?
Or?
Yeah.
Like, who would be really slow?
Okay, I got you, I got you.
Like on a scale.
Yes, my daughter did show shades of Olympian in her performance today.
I would liken her to Ray Gunn.
Oh, that's awesome.
So she was like Olympian level. She was Olympian level. Yeah.
Oh, guys, I see what you're saying. Oh, well, that's great. Congratulations to you if you're listening. Keep going. It's very cute, though. One of the two biggest movies in the world right now is Gladiator 2.
And there are some people, Dean, who are calling out its, how do we say, historical inconsistencies.
That's a very good way to put it, Clint.
Yeah, they are.
So let me just say the same.
Obviously, Gladiator, it is a fictional story, but it is set in the Roman Empire times, right?
So there's actually elements and characters based on real people.
And there is definitely elements of it that are pulled from historical truth.
I'm not Mr. Historic.
Here's the thing.
So people are very upset about this because some of the things
that are being shown in the movie, people are saying,
wait a second, that is not historically factual.
That is not how it played out.
Like, for example, there's two characters who are based off real people,
but what happens to them in the movie, no spoilers here today, children,
but what happens to them in the movie is not what happened in the,
you know, in history.
I think that they might be the fun police.
I think we might call these people the fun police.
And I think that Ridley Scott has spoken out about it.
So Ridley Scott said, look, guys, chill.
It is a fictional story.
Everyone's overthinking it.
And yeah, doesn't take away from how great the movie is.
Ridley Scott had quite a good response when people accused him of this.
Last movie he did as well.
He did that Napoleon movie last year,
which people called out for historical inconsistencies and inaccuracies too.
And Ridley Scott said, get a life.
Yeah, go spend your time doing something worthwhile.
I heard one of the inconsistencies in this new Gladiator film
was that the main character, when he's out in the arena,
in the Coliseum, he's wearing an Apple Watch.
And people are saying that's so inaccurate.
Like there's no way that he would have been tracking his steps
during a fight like that.
I think it's because he was wearing an Apple Watch Ultra
and those didn't come out until 2019.
That makes sense.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That is inaccurate then.
If they'd put him in a first-generation Apple Watch,
Ridley Scott would have got away with it.
It makes way more sense.
That's the latest.
Out of Los Angeles with Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood historian.
Brian Clint.
Good friend of the show, Kim Crosman,
put up a very, very funny Instagram story the other day.
Yeah, she called out her husband for something that he does,
completely put him on blast,
and she's here to talk about it right now.
G'day, Kim.
My God, I'm so kind and generous.
I know.
You've roasted your husband on the internet.
Now you're roasting him on the radio.
What next?
You're going to go on breakfast television
and never go at him?
I think I might, yeah.
I think I'll do the full line-up.
Yeah, why not?
You know it's true love
when you're able to blast each other in public, you know?
Yes, we did have quite the discussion about this previously as well,
just being like, where is the line for us?
Obviously not here.
Obviously haven't found it yet.
We are labelling this thing that you videoed and then put on your Instagram.
We're calling it Boomer Behaviour.
Tell us, and before we do it, how old is your husband?
He's 45.
I think he would be mortified to be described as a boomer.
I think he likes the term, is it elder millennial?
But in reality, he is a Gen Z.
No, Gen X.
He's a Gen X.
I think he's like a Xenial, a Zillennial.
An Xenial.
Xenial. Yeah. He's like right on the cusp. He's not a boomer. No, he's not. He's not a zennial. A zillennial. An exennial. Exennial.
Yeah.
He's like right on the cusp of...
He's not a boomer.
No, he's not.
He's not a boomer.
But can you please reveal to us the thing that you filmed your husband doing?
He pays his bills in person.
He pays his bills.
In the video, it looked like at the post office.
Well, riddle me this, Brie.
I didn't even know that there was post office.
We had to go to a paper plus in the Meadow Bank where the median age is 94.
It's so funny.
Also, this was on Friday when there was like a full-on storm.
I'm like, this could take 30 seconds at home.
But he likes the ritual of doing it in person. I don't know if he doesn't trust the internet. I'm like, this could take 30 seconds at home, but he likes the ritual of doing it
in person. I don't know if he doesn't trust
the internet. I'm not sure.
That is wild to me. Are we talking
he's paying every bill?
How many bills does he
regularly pay in person?
I believe it's rates, water
and phone.
That's all the bills!
He's in there. I actually think that's all the bills! He's in there.
I actually think that's all of them.
Why don't you register your car
while you're there? Yeah, why not?
Well, you can. Shout out to the
post office. It's a great place to get that done.
It is a great place to do that. He's in there with the paper
statements, they're scanning it.
You have, in the video, you've refused to
go into the paper plus with him.
You don't want to be associated with the man
that's in there paying his bills in person
in 2024. It was that
and it was like, you know the weather
and I just didn't want to go. I'm like, this is an
at home task. I reckon I could
have done it in 90 seconds.
Oh my God.
Kim Crosman from Shortland Street's
husband doesn't know how to work the internet.
This could be a storyline on Shortland Street's husband doesn't know how to work the internet. This could
be a storyline on Shortland Street.
It really could. Hey, Kim,
my question for you, does he have
internet banking?
He does, but he doesn't like to
look at it, I think, as part of this thing.
What? It's kind of like
some sort of ritual.
Does he go to the bank? Does he go
into the bank? Yes, he knows Mirren, I think her name is.
He knows a bank teller.
If you guys want to get concert tickets, what does he do?
Does he make you get them or does he go to bloody real groovy
and queue up for the tickets to go on sale?
He's really tech savvy in certain ways.
It's just one of these funny
weird
It's okay, I get it. Yesterday Brie was
giving me crap because I don't like
to use Uber Eats. I like to call the restaurant
and speak to someone and place
my order and then go and collect that. He's one of those
punishers, Kim
Sorry, did you call them on the landline?
Sorry, yeah
I do like the idea of getting a landline.
We're freaking busy.
Can you just order an Uber Eats like everyone else?
We want to know, inspired by Kim's husband,
what is your partner's boomer behaviour?
What's their boomer trait?
What's the thing that they're doing,
which no one has done for 15 years, 20 years, 30 years,
but they still continue to do it, you know?
We all have those little quirky things that we do,
and we want you to call your partner out for it.
Yeah, like Kim said, do they insist on still keeping a landline at home?
Yeah.
Are they?
I don't mind a landline.
It's good for storms.
0800 dials at M or you can text to 9696.
Thanks, Kim.
Good luck with the rest of the marriage after that. Thanks, Kim.
We appreciate it.
Let us know if you want some new tennis balls to put
on the bottom of his walker.
We'll supply those. Free of charge.
Free and Clint.
We were just talking to Kim Crosman
who filmed her husband
in the post office paying
his bills in person. She was
mortified in the video.
And her husband isn't old.
No.
He just likes to pay his bills in person apparently.
It's something that he's always done.
She said he also doesn't like to check his internet banking.
He likes to go into the bank to get his bank balance,
which, look, look, look, I find a certain kind of...
No, no....old world charm to that kind of thing.
That's not an old world charm.
I do, I do.
The bills thing I can.
It's kind of cute and endearing.
Not the internet banking thing.
Until it got too expensive, I like to have the Sky Box.
Not the Sky app.
I like to have the Sky Box at my house with my sky so I could change the channel.
Clint loves a lot of box in his home.
Yeah, exactly right.
Loves it.
Loves to have it around.
So we're asking you this afternoon,
what is the boomer behaviour from your partner?
Someone's texted in and said, my husband is 28,
and when we go on a road trip, we have to listen to bloody talkback.
I did not know I was marrying a 60-year-old man.
Oh, that would drive me nuts.
Talkback on a road trip?
You quite like talkback.
I like sports talkback.
Okay.
That's different to talkback.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I wouldn't make my family listen to talkback on a roadie, though.
Yeah, I feel like...
Like, put a playlist on.
My dad definitely used to do that to us kids.
Put a podcast on.
My dad would put the cricket commentary on.
Oh, yeah.
And we'd all be like, Dad, no one wants to listen to this.
He'd be like, listen, it's good for you.
Not even your brother?
No, I think my brother was like five.
Oh, yeah, true.
And I would have been like seven.
Or asking what's your partner's boom of behaviour.
Someone's texted and said,
my partner uses four different remotes for one TV set up.
Oh, yeah.
Some people I just don't understand.
Like, why do you have more than one remote?
Well, this one is to turn on the amplifier.
Well, get rid of the amplifier.
It sucks.
Well, we can't because that runs this around sound system.
And then this one turns on the TV.
And then this one is to change the channel on the Skybox.
If you need an instructional guide to turn on your television,
you're doing it wrong.
You know when you go over to someone's house,
my parents are still like that.
They'll be like, oh, in the movie room we've got the sound bar
hooked up to the surround sound.
And I honestly can never figure out how to turn the TV on.
If the soundbar doesn't work automatically with your TV,
they sold you the wrong soundbar.
There's something wrong.
Like if it doesn't match your TV, try again.
My husband carries around handkerchiefs.
I used to make fun of him until one day, heavily pregnant,
I was ugly crying over a puppy that I saw in the park.
I really needed a tissue but didn't have any,
and he was giggling while he was handing over his handkerchief.
Handkerchiefs are gross.
Yeah, I hope it was a clean handkerchief.
They never are.
They stay in the pockets of things and then they never get washed.
The weird thing about a handkerchief is even if you do wash it,
you're still putting a rag covered in snot into your washing machine
with your other clothes?
Like, I know it gets washed, but.
I just, I don't understand.
There'll be bits of boogie going around inside your washing machine.
Handkerchief, handkerchief.
I always said handkerchief.
Do you say handkerchief?
I think I say handkerchief.
Handkerchief.
Handkerchief.
To be honest, I actually say hanky.
Hanky.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why are you winking at me when you say hanky?
Hanky panky.
My husband won't ring any business to ask a product question.
He'll always go and drive in to ask the person in person.
Do the walking with your fingers via the phone was advertised years ago
and he still hasn't changed.
That's so good.
I love that one.
Someone else said. I can't do
that because what if you
drive all the way there and the thing is out of
stock? I always
call ahead. Yeah, I do.
Even if I
know that somewhere sells it, I'll
call, make sure that they have
it in stock before I drive there.
Yeah, I'm like, I'm not wasting my time.
Someone else said my partner has never had a dishwasher or a dryer.
Wow.
That's wild.
Which one's worse?
I think dishwasher.
Dishwasher.
I'd much rather have a dishwasher.
Yeah, you can get away with a clothes horse.
That's fine.
I can get away with not having a dryer.
Dryer is almost a luxury these days.
Yeah, and it's expensive.
With the price of power.
I need a dishwasher. I don't, and I know people exist without dishwashers. I have is almost a luxury these days. Yeah, and it's expensive. I need a dishwasher.
And I know people exist without dishwashers.
I have existed without a dishwasher.
I don't think I could go back.
My entire childhood, because we grew up poor,
we did not have a dishwasher.
We didn't have a dishwasher.
And it was the worst.
Yeah.
Like, I don't think you can go back once you've had one.
You just can't go back.
My husband still prints his boarding pass out on the printer
rather than check in online via the app.
That's so good.
Oh, look, someone else said,
My husband insists we get the TV Guide from the supermarket every week
as he has a big sulk, if I ever forget,
and we don't have the current one on a Saturday morning.
The TV Guide at one point was the highest selling magazine in the country
for years and years and years.
To be on the cover of the TV Guide was the biggest thing ever.
That was the thing, yeah.
I remember looking through TV Guide with my parents all the time.
My mum and I would always go through the TV Guide.
It was an important document.
Super important.
Yeah, publication.
Kind of like the phone book. Oh, my God, the phone guide. It was an important document. Super important. Yeah, complication. Kind of like the phone book.
Oh my God, the phone book.
Or a Refidex.
We're asking, what's your partner's boomer behaviour?
Someone said, my partner insists on keeping the landline.
He refuses to use a microwave.
He heats his food in a pot or in the oven.
He must have his cup of tea and shortbread biscuits
with his Coronation Street episode.
Plus, he always lathers up to shave with a brush,
not foam from a can ever, and a dash of Old Spice.
My partner is 37.
37?
I quite like the shaving one.
That seems like quite hot.
Coronation Street and a cup of tea.
Coronation Street and a cup of tea.
I didn't say that part.
I didn't say that part.
I know, I know.
You know the part where they l leather it up with their little brush
rather than just a dry shave?
37.
Play that forward to when he's 67.
That man is going to be like a museum artefact.
What's he going to do when he's 67?
He's already doing all the things now.
I know, he's already doing all the things.
What's he going to do? Let's 67. He's already doing all the things now. I know, he's already doing all the things. What's he going to do?
Bree and Clint.
Let's get classical.
It's the game
where we go head to head with our producer Ella
to guess pop songs, ZM
songs, big songs, but
reimagined in classical style.
I imagine that
these games will be talked about
in future therapy sessions for Ella
when she talks about where her rage, she thinks, started,
has come from.
And I reckon this will be ground zero.
Do you reckon that's true, Ella?
I think you're talking about yourself there, Brianna.
She's trying to be calm.
She's trying not to lose it.
She can't keep it in.
She can't keep it in.
I'm just ready.
I'm ready to play the game and not throw any shade this week.
We're playing on behalf of people who have either picked Bri and Clint to win
or Ella to win.
Yeah.
Do you always talk about yourself in third person?
Sorry.
Sorry, that slipped out.
Sorry, I'm trying to be good.
Yes, Clint does.
Sorry.
Bree also does as well, just for this game.
I think that's icky.
I think that might be the first time I've ever done that.
Claudia, you're in charge.
I feel sick.
Yeah, Claudia's in charge, guys.
No, I'm scared.
You too.
I don't like what this game does to us.
Okay, so this is Let's Get Classical.
It is a pop song turned classical, and we're guessing what it is
for people playing along at home.
We're all in the studio today.
Normally we're in separate rooms, but I thought if we got everyone
in the same room, maybe we'll behave a bit more.
I heard that it was Ella that requested it because she was saying
that she thought she was at a disadvantage.
Okay, well, Clint would be like, ha, ha, play the song,
and then no one was ready.
Play the song.
Okay, I'm playing the song, but on my turn.
So buzz in with your name if you know what it is.
Let's jump in.
Brie.
Yes, Brie, get in there, girl.
I know you've got this.
That is Coldplay.
Look how they shave.
Ah, yellow.
Well done Okay, now we can relax, Clint
I actually put that one in for you
Yay!
I know that's your favourite
Thank you
Okay, one point for you, Clint
I can't wait to see what she put in for me
Probably
Butt Scientist
What?
The Butt Scientist Maybe it's this one Let's find out, go! Probably butt scientist. What? The butt scientist.
Maybe it's this one.
Let's find out. Go!
What is that?
Sounds so funny.
Bree.
No.
Bree.
That is Iggy Azalea.
Yeah, girl.
You know what it is.
Yeah, yeah.
And Rita Ora.
Black Widow.
Amazing. I'm playing somehow You go astray Went from nothing to something Like it or love it It was off against the world
And now we're just
Congratulations to Bree and Clint,
the winners of Let's Get Classical.
I think it's made her even madder being in this room.
I know.
I can feel the heat coming from her face.
Can I go home?
You should go do a lap, I think.
You should go.
Yeah, do a lap. You should go and study music. go do a lap, I think. You should go. Yeah, do a lap.
You should go and study music.
Shut your face.
Okay, move along, move along.
We'll make you a playlist.
I'm house-sitting your house in a minute.
You do not want me to do some naughty things.
She would do stuff.
I believe it.
I'm ready.
To the sheets, I reckon.
Don't push me over the edge.
I'm close.
I'm going to cut your sheets up.
Bree and Clint.
Guys, this is big news because we launched a game last week,
a game I am calling Name in a Haystack.
It's the idea that one day we could create a radio miracle
where we do the impossible, the improbable,
and we call a random business, have a random name,
and if the two align, then that person wins.
That person needs to answer the phone with that name because we did have the instance last week
where we called a rebel sport looking for...
What was their name?
Dylan?
Dylan or something like that.
What was it?
Josh or Joshua. Josh? Josh or Joshua?
Josh.
Josh or Joshua.
We caught a Rebel Sport last week and the girl said,
no, there is a Josh that works here, but he didn't answer the phone.
So it didn't count.
Did not count.
We're going to try again.
And management have got on board with this idea.
They see legs in it too.
And they have promised a $50 jackpot each week for naming a haystack.
And we will go as long as it takes until we find the name in a haystack
and whatever the amount of money has accumulated, they will win.
Today, to continue to keep it completely random,
we will get Ella to come up with the name.
Ella, off the top of your head,
what is the name that we need to pick up the phone today?
I reckon...
Go with a common name.
Cathy.
Cathy.
Cathy, okay, great.
So technically, just to clarify, Catherine. Go with a common name Kathy Kathy Kathy Okay great Okay
So we
Technically
Just to clarify
Catherine
Yeah that would be fine
Yeah that's why
There's a lot of
Kath
Or Kathy
Would be in the realm
What about
Katie
Kate
No
Kate
Nah
No
Kath
It's gotta be a Kath
Kath
Catherine or Kathy
Claudia
To keep it completely random
Where will we be calling today
Um
Kathy feels like a receptionist, so maybe like a dentist.
You want to call a dentist?
Oh, good.
Okay.
Please plug in our favourite dentist, Lumino.
You can go to any Lumino you like, and we will call a Lumino dental surgery.
Don't call the one at Mount Eden, because I'm pretty sure there isn't a Cathy.
There's no Cathy's there.
At the reception, because we go to that one.
So try another one.
Oh, my God.
Are we engineering the result?
No, this is still random.
This is still random.
This is still within its realm.
Okay, we are connecting the call now
to a local Lumino dentist
and if Cathy answers the phone...
Sorry, what was your name?
Darnay. Darnay.
Bugger Darnay. We're playing
Name in a Haystack and we're after
Cathy. Oh.
Am I on the radio? Yeah, you're on the radio.
It's Brian Clint calling from ZM.
Oh my gosh, hi. Yeah, hi.
It doesn't count, but
is there a Kathy that works
there at your lumino dental
surgery? I hate to break it
to you, but we don't have that, sorry.
No, that's kind of good. Is there a
Catherine? No. Is there a
Kath? No. Is there a Kath? No.
Is there a Katie?
No.
We're clutching at straws here, Danae.
That's kind of good because it means there was no way we were going to win.
No.
And I'd rather that.
No worries.
That means the money jackpots to $100 next week.
Was it Danae?
Did you say your name was Danae?
Yes, yeah.
Okay, let's call Lumino Ponsonby back next week and ask.
And the name could be Danae.
Honestly, do it.
Okay.
And then you can win $100.
Perfect.
That sounds amazing.
You've been a legend, Danae.
Thanks for your help.
Okay, no problem.
See ya.
Name in a haystack jackpots.
$100 ZM dollars up for grabs next week.
I've just come to the realisation of how improbable.
Oh, this could go on for years.
This could go on for years and years.
If we're still doing this in 2029 and then it goes, can you imagine?
Imagine the moment.
It will be worldwide news.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It will be the news heard around the world.
I bet Jimmy Fallon will have us on.
He'll be like, can you come on The Tonight Show?
The longest running radio competition in history.
It'll be incredible.
We just did Name in a Haystack before
where we call a random place with a random name
and if that person answers,
we've pulled a name from the haystack.
It could be radio miracle moments,
but I mean, will we ever get there?
Who knows?
People are texting in and they're saying,
hey, next week you should ring Total Body Concepts
and ask for Emma.
No, that's not how it works.
No, Emma, that's not at random.
But we appreciate you trying to help us out.
Thank you, Emma.
Yeah, thanks, Emma.
From Total Body Concept.
Look, on the show for the past, I reckon,
oh, I have to carry the three, probably six months,
we've been doing acting challenges here and there.
Yeah.
And I've been racking my brain because I'm like,
what can we do next?
How can we take our acting skills to the next level?
And I just so happened to come across...
Our Harry Potter was quite good.
Yeah.
I thought our Harry Potter was quite good.
I thought our Monsters, Inc. was the best, in my opinion.
I like Monsters, Inc. too, yeah.
But that's child's play.
That's just normal, regular acting, you know.
I came across this video of actress Sarah Paulson.
Do you know who that is?
Very good actor.
Very, very good.
And she features in the very popular but scary TV show,
American Horror Story.
Yes, I know Sarah Paulson.
She's one of those.
She's an actor's actor, right?
She's very good.
Anyway, she was talking about the first time I believe she had to do a scene which had a lot of screaming in american horror story take a listen
it was my first time screaming on american horror story so it was like when i think i
found my scream what i mean by that is made noises i didn't know i could make and i wasn't like
trying to come up with a scream it's just how i scream i know there's lots of conversation on the
internet about how ugly it sounds and how awful it is and also how some people love it but there's
nothing i can do these are These are my contributions to the
world and society. It's like, I
am going to make that noise.
After watching
that clip, I was like, I need to see the scream.
I need to see how good
this was. So
I've searched that up, and if
you're wondering, don't be alarmed.
If you have kids in the car, don't be alarmed. This is
just Sarah Paulson,
the first time she's screamed on American Horror Story.
Help!
He's escaping!
The killer is escaping!
Help me!
In the hallway, he's trying to get out!
It's very good. It's very good.
It's very good.
It's got the cracking in it.
I reckon I can do better.
Do you?
Listen to me.
I'm trying to do yours.
We've just described her as an actor's actor.
She's an Emmy Award winning, Golden Globe Award winning,
Tony Award winning actress.
I'm trying to do the thing you do, but it just doesn't work for me.
I just have all this unwarranted confidence
but I just. Fake it till you make it. Sorry to knock you down.
Yeah. That's what you do to me.
Yeah. See. I would have switched roles.
And now you're doing it to me. See how natural
it comes when someone's that cocky.
Okay yeah no you can do it. I believe in you. Who
do you want me to go first?
I want you to go only.
No I was picturing
both of us. You can go first. No you can go first. Are you sure? I don't know if you want to go only. No, I was picturing both of us. You can go first.
No, you can go first.
Are you sure?
I don't know if you want to follow me.
You can go first.
You think you've got it?
I don't want to cut your lunch.
Okay.
So do we have a bit of ambiance?
Claude?
Okay.
Okay, hold on.
I need to get into character.
This is Brie doing Sarah Paulson's scream from American Horror Story.
Okay, hold on.
Just need to check the words.
He's a scumbag!
The killer is a scumbag! The killer is a scumbag!
Run!
Run!
Run!
No!
No!
No!
No!
I...
I don't want to turn.
What do you think?
That was quite phenomenal.
Was it good?
That was actually quite...
What's that?
That was quite good, eh?
That was quite terrifying.
I actually feel quite scared now.
I feel like I blacked out.
Why are you channeling?
I thought it was hot.
Are you okay?
I feel...
I don't know.
I don't really remember what I did.
Are you just trying to be supportive?
Okay, high bar.
Go, Clint.
All right, when you're ready.
Go to a different place.
Okay.
Okay.
This is Clint doing Sarah Paulson's scream
from American Horror Story.
Help!
Help!
He's escaping!
Help!
He's escaping!
Help!
Do it in your voice.
Oh.
You don't need to do it in her voice. I was trying to do it in a high one like you did. No, you don't need to do it in her voice.
I was trying to do it in a high one like you did.
No, you don't need to do it in her voice.
Do it in your voice.
My voice couldn't go any...
You do it in...
Like, get in...
It's like a gut rule.
Help!
Is that better?
That's better.
Help!
He's escaping!
That's more in your range, yes.
True, true.
Why'd you try and go so high?
It quite hurts the throat, doesn't it?
Okay.
I think that was not bad.
You got there.
That was certainly something.
Yeah, right.
It was scary, yeah.
It was really scary.
You've got to give us some feedback for our next time we act.
It was a lot, but good.
You committed.
Felt authentic.
It did.
I liked how you fell over as well.
What were you picturing when you did that?
I was picturing like a demon, because I've watched American Horror Story,
like a demon or a creature slowly making its way towards me.
I felt that.
And feedback for me?
A for effort.
Were your balls being grabbed?
I think we both did well.
A plus.
I think together.
I think together.
We complement each other.
I think so.
It's the yin and the yang.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right. I'm going to have a warm glass of water. I think so. It's the yin and the yang. Yeah. Alright. I'm going to have a warm
glass of water.
If you missed our acting class
from before where we did the screaming, there's a bit of
feedback coming in. Oh yeah?
Brie, you absolutely hammered that.
Brie, you should have been cast in the movie.
Brie, that was actually terrifying
right up until the moment where you laughed.
I have second hand
embarrassment for Clint.
Clint sounded like a chicken being squashed.
The only place you went wrong is you were trying to do it in a different octave.
Yeah, I was trying to do woman screaming.
Yeah.
Why did you automatically go to that?
Well, because I wasn't doing my version.
I was trying to do, I thought we were trying to do the characters.
No, we're just trying to do the scream challenge,
our version, our interpretation.
Instructions weren't clear.
Clint gave me the ick and Clint just hit puberty all over again.
I feel like you went back in time.
You need feedback to grow as an actor though, don't you?
Yeah.
Yeah, so.
Grow a pair of testicles.
Free and Clint.
All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. grow a pair of testicles.
Rightio, let's do a birthday banger for you Tuesday.
Number one songs when you turn 16.
Kia ora Sophie. Hi Soph.
Hey, how's it going?
Good mate. You weren't scared from our
acting because it was quite terrifying.
Oh yeah,
your birthday was pretty good.
Okay, I'll take it.
I will take it and run with it.
Thank you, Sophie.
What is your date of birth, Soph?
16th of Feb, 85.
All right, that means you were 16 in 2001.
We've done the calculations, and on that day, this was number one?
Vintage J-Lo, what do you reckon, Sophie? Maybe I should. I think I'm gonna spend your cash out. Even if you were broke.
Vintage J-Lo.
What do you reckon, Sophie?
It's not bad.
It's not bad.
Yes, good one.
One of her original hits.
Yeah, definitely.
Yeah, for sure.
Okay, you're taking on Kate, who's going to do Birthday Banger.
G'day, Kate.
Hi, Kate.
Hiya, how's it going?
Good, thank you.
How's your day been?
Just finished up. Just finished a walk as well., thank you. How's your day been? Just finished up.
Just finished a walk as well.
Finished a walk.
How many Ks?
Can I lie and just say like 10?
Yeah, we're not going to know, Kate. We can't see your foot, but...
You can be whoever you want to be on this show, Kate,
and we will support you.
What is your date of birth?
30th Jan 91.
All right, that means you were 16, Kate, in 2007.
And on that day, this was at the top.
It's really good to hear your voice
Saying my name, it sounds so sweet
Oh, they tried so hard to be Nickelback, these guys.
They really did, eh?
It doesn't mean it's not a good song.
You get hinder and lips of an angel. What do you did, eh? It doesn't mean it's not a good song. You get Hinda and Lips of an Angel.
What do you reckon, Kate?
I haven't heard this song in
that long.
Yeah, exactly right. Since 2007.
The throwback is about to come.
I think they do play it every year
in the Rock 500, so
somewhere up around the top 50.
It is where you can hear it.
You're taking on Katie, who's doing a birthday banger.
Hi, Katie.
Hi, Katie.
Hi.
What have you been up to today, Katie?
Just working, just on my way home now.
Oh, good.
Well, hopefully you're on your way to a nice cooked dinner and a glass of wine.
But let's get you there, Katie.
What is your date of birth?
16th of September, 1998.
All right, that means you were 16 in 2014.
And back in 2014, this had a number one hit.
This is a bit of Calvin Harris, isn't it?
This is a banger.
This is Calvin Harris and isn't it? This is a banger.
This is Calvin Harris and John Newman in Blame.
What do you reckon, Katie?
You remember that one?
I do remember that one.
You know, that was quite a hit back in 2014.
It's got big 2014 vibes.
Doesn't it?
Yeah.
I haven't heard that song in ages.
Three good songs.
I like them all.
They're real moment in time songs.
Me too. Three good songs. I like them all. They're real moment in time songs. Me too.
I think I'm going Calvin Harris,
Blame,
just because I haven't
heard that song.
Is it better than
the Hinda song?
I mean,
it just is what
you're feeling.
If you're feeling
more upbeat,
then you go Calvin Harris and if you're feeling more of a slower jam. I think we're going to what you're feeling. If you're feeling more upbeat, then you go Calvin Harris.
And if you're feeling more of a slower jam...
I think we're going to go with Calvin Harris.
Katie, you just won Birthday Banger.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
From the year 2014.
The year Katie was 16.
Here's your Birthday Banger on ZM.
Vintage 2014 for Birthday Banger today.
That's Calvin Harris and John Newman's Blame.
Was that before or after Calvin Harris' Glow Up?
After.
After?
Yeah, yeah.
That was the album of his Glow Up.
Oh.
18 months.
Yeah?
Yeah.
It's the Ellie Goulding album.
That's also the... Ellie Goulding broke his heart. And that the Ellie Goulding album. That's also the...
Ellie Goulding broke his heart.
And that's the Rihanna album.
Did she?
She definitely broke Ed Sheeran's heart.
Calvin Harris had a run of babes breaking his heart.
Taylor Swift broke his heart.
And Rita Ora also broke his heart.
Ellie Goulding broke Ed Sheeran's heart.
That's right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What was the song?
Him and Ellie Goulding is fine.
I don't know if they even dated.
They just had songs together.
Who?
Calvin and Ellie Goulding.
Yeah, I think you're right.
They had heaps of good songs together.
Maybe her best songs.
Yeah.
But what was the song that Ed Sheeran wrote about Ellie Goulding?
Don't run with my heart.
I told her she knows.
Don't.
That was the one.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, best songs that Ellie Goulding had were with Calvin.
It's like a match made in heaven until she married that rich, snobby royal guy.
Bree and Clint.
Abinta and Bed Kim.
Your chance to win with Big Barrel's 21st birthday coming up at 6 o'clock.
We'll have your chance to pick one of 21 keys and win a prize.
Yesterday we gave away a brand new Samsung Smart TV.
Oh, that's right.
What a good prize.
43-inch.
About five to six will play the activator for that
if you're keen to win.
Right now, look, I will warn you,
this is going to be one of the cringiest things you hear all year.
Okay.
And, hey, some people might love it.
Me, I found very cringe.
Is it something I did?
No.
Normally it is because you do a lot of that on this show.
But, no, it is not you this time, actually.
But it does involve the singer- rapper, T-Pain.
Oh, okay.
And this song from T-Pain.
And Flo Rida.
And Flo Rida.
What a banger.
What a banger.
I'm just trying to... What a banger. What a banger.
I'm just trying to... Look, we all know that I'm not the biggest fan of Mark Zuckerberg.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Creator of Facebook.
I think he's a bit of a knob.
Okay?
I think he has too much power.
He's a bit of a knob.
He weirds me out.
I think objectively he is a bit of a knob.
Yeah.
Like there's some stuff he's done that's questionable.
Anyway, look.
He's a very awkward dude.
He's a very awkward fella.
Too smart for his own good.
But this story is about Mark Zuckerberg.
Now, if you know anything about Zuckerberg,
he has a wife named Priscilla.
And they've been together
for quite a while now actually.
They're married and they actually met to that song by T-Pain.
Oh, okay.
Where?
Did you know that?
No.
I'm not sure.
I believe it was at a party.
I think it was at a party.
They danced to that song and that's like their thing now, okay?
Can you imagine Mark Zuckerberg dancing to that song?
I don't want to.
I don't want to.
So they always get down low for their anniversary to T-Pain Low, right?
Oh, really?
They have a dance party to that song for their anniversary?
Every anniversary.
It's kind of cute.
Yeah, you know, that's cute.
I like it.
Not cringe.
It's cute.
The Zucks decided to take it up a notch for this anniversary
that's just recently been where obviously he has all the money in the world
and he decided to contact T-Pain and ask if T-Pain
and him could do a version together.
Not perform it together.
Of the song.
Okay.
I don't think they performed it live,
but they did put this little number together in the studio for Priscilla.
Take a listen.
Take a listen.
So that's T-Pain, right?
That's all good?
Mm-hmm.
That's Zuckerberg.
Wait, it gets better.
Get low, get low, get low, get low.
Get low, get low, get low.
Get low, get low, get low, get low. Good harmonies. Get low, get low, get low.
From the windows to the walls.
Till sweat drops down my balls.
Till all these crawls.
Is that really him or is that?
That's him.
Is that AI?
No, he, I believe, recorded that with T-Pain
and then played it for her on their anniversary.
That's not T-Pain, that's the Ying Yang Twins.
That's T-Pain.
No, that's Get Low by the Ying Yang Twins, isn't it?
To the windows, to the walls.
But T-Pain's on it, isn't he?
Is he?
Yeah, T-Pain's on it Isn't he? Is he? Yeah
T-Pain's on it
I love when you second guess me
And we're both right
It's not
It's Lil Jon
What's that Claude?
It's Lil Jon
And the East Side Boys
And the Ying Yang Twins
It was T-Pain
Why is T-Pain recording it then?
I'm confused.
Claude?
We might be right about that, but that was T-Pain and Mark Zuckerberg.
Okay, okay, okay.
They made a super group called Z-Pain.
Z-Pain.
Well, how much he paid T-Pain for that?
Yeah, did he give him a free million Instagram followers?
Who knows?
He has all the money
in the world.
Yeah, anyway,
Priscilla apparently
loved it.
Did she?
Really liked it.
Have we heard from Priscilla
or is that reported
by Mark Zuckerberg?
I don't think she's allowed
her own social media
accounts actually.
Exactly.
Brandon Glenn is Billie Eilish.
Brian Clint.
And that's the end of the show, everybody.
Thanks so much for joining us, guys.
Thank you so much.
Woo-hoo!
I'm off to trivia.
I got asked back to my trivia team.
On the quiz team?
On the quiz team.
How did you guys go?
We got sixth out of 21 teams.
Oh, yeah.
Which is, what do you mean, oh, yeah?
That's pretty good.
No, oh, yeah, that's not bad.
Well, it's better than, like, it's better than all right.
Do you get anything for sixth?
All right would be ten.
Yeah, sure. Okay, yeah, yeah. You know? No,. Do you get anything for sex? Because alright would be 10. Yeah, sure.
Okay, yeah.
You know?
No, you don't get anything.
I don't even know what the winners get, to be honest.
Do you drink or do you take it real seriously?
But you don't do it for the prize.
You do it for the love of knowledge.
Yeah, but someone always takes it really seriously.
Oh, there's always people in there that are taking it way too serious.
Yeah, nice.
What was your quiz team's name?
I can't. It was something about accountants and none of us way too serious. Yeah, nice. What was your quiz team's name? I can't.
It was something about accountants and none of us are accountants.
Oh, okay.
I can't remember exactly.
I might suggest a quiz name for tonight.
What have you got?
Quiz Me Baby one more time.
Good.
That was on the spot.
Yeah, it was good.
Yeah, what would you do?
No, I'm not doing it again
You got in trouble last time
Yeah I got in trouble last time
So
I thought quiz on my face
Was good but
I mean
It has been done
Yeah
It's been done
Consensually
Yeah
Anyway
Have a good night everybody
We'll see you back tomorrow
On the Brian Clint Show
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